The Yewneek Pod - Chris C arrested ...Rorrie Ree issues. AYE EYE YOU

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

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Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream live link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's poppin'? Just fucked my ex. I wrote it. 2G and bit of me. Is Bobby Lee guilty of what? Well, we're gonna to play a video. And, uh...

We'll go ahead and, uh, see. But, um... But that piece of shit Chris Chan got arrested yeah do yous know who Chris Chan is you don't know why I have that Rogan clip as an intro

it's the Bard Bloom army we support Bard Bloom in the air you're gay homo The Bard Bloom Army. We support Bard Bloom in the air. You're gay, homo. Can you believe now they're trying to get Matt Damon in trouble? Because he fucking said a couple of months ago his daughter told him that you couldn't say faggot to refer to gay people. I guess you can.

And these faggots will want to be able to be called faggots soon. They already want to be called queer again. Don't they? That used to be like a slur, right? Couldn't call them queer. Now they want to be queer. I remember who he is, unfortunately.

Unfortunately. Very dishonorable. yeah Christian got arrested let's check out this video Ethan Ralph Yo, this dude raped his 80-year-old mother. Christine, this man does want to help you. Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but look, when you get out, look me up. Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not. We're here to help you. We saw what Josh was doing to you,

so we wanted to come try to talk to you. So apparently, they invited him on the show, and when he showed up, they called the cops on him and got him arrested. Except Susie Q. Chris Chan was dating his mom with dementia. But Bobby said she looked like not she was. That's a man, baby!

Apparently Chris Chan is trans. That's not good. It's happening right now, isn't it? Farewell, Chris Chan. Well, there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County deputy's car here. I don't think they've had an arrest like this. No, I don't think so. We just got here, too. This is like the first time that no one's known the police.

Hey, did you bring a wallet? Which one of you wanted to ask questions? Oh, I can't. Oh, okay. Hey, please do take good care of her. She is like a good person. I'm sure everybody's the same, man. Thank you, officers.

I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too. Wow. Was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the what in the world? Oh, as always, falling into my lap here. Goddamn, Ethan Ralph is old. I'm more shocked at how old he is than how fat Mersh is.

But, Ralph risked a heart attack for that exclusive with all the running. But, I mean, that dude was fucking insane, dude. And the lefties would defend him by saying, you gotta do their pronouns. Alright, Bobby Lee thing,

because we got a long AIU video to watch. Go ahead and check this out. Because I want to see how much he deviates from this story. Ruin my career. Shut up. It could ruin me.

Bobby. There's a street in back of Adelita and we used to call it Hooker Alley. Right? Story could ruin my career. Shut up. It could ruin me. What?

Bobby. Yeah. Right? So there's a street in back of Adelita, and we used to call it Hooker Alley. Right? And Hooker Alley had girls that we didn't know what their ages were. Right. Right.

Okay? Now, I don't know what the ages were. I'm going to repeat that. I don't know. I never got girls at all. Not even one. Not even Right. Okay. Now, I don't know what the ages were. I'm going to repeat that. I don't know. I never got girls at all. Not even one. Not even one.

All right. I only started getting girls when I did stand-up comedy. Apparently, this was the first podcast ever made.

So here's what it is. So anyway, I go to Hooker Alley and when you go walk down, they grab you, right? They're very aggressive.

They grab you and you go, I'm an American. Don american don't touch me yes girl and she had her face toward the brick wall she wasn't even facing out oh my god i know and that's when i knew i that's when i knew she was the one right she was like the fawns just yeah yeah she was like and i look and i and she looked like natalie portman what yeah but like in the professional like i don't know i don't know let's not put a number on let's not put a number i don't know the number and you know what god i didn't know the number and you know that for a fact god okay she looked very young she looks and i go hey you know and she goes you want to you know boom boom whatever

yeah so we there's this place called the miami hotel at the end nice and it's this place just sounds so classy it's straight out of the movie seven so i take her up to the room and i said you give them 10 bucks yeah and they give you a towel and in the towel is a condom and lube okay right which is nice yeah that is a nice little package yeah that's a package we go upstairs so i i just we get naked i turn the lights off right and we're in bed now and i put the condom on and she's really cold you know i feel so bad testing the story girls are always cold and so i stick it in it's very tight right and then um the moon is shining through the little crack no the moon is shining through the window in a little crack okay right and then her head turns and the moon this the i see her

face yeah and you can see tears coming down her face and snot bubbles and she's shaking okay why are you smiling dude it's fucking rude. That could have been your sister. It's his sister. Yeah, yeah. Right? And so I did what anyone else would do. So, I mean, the story never changed. It doesn't know the age.

Yeah, you talked about it on Opie. You talked about it like four different times. I ain't fat. I'm festively plump. Nigga, I ain't fat. Do I look fat to you? No. Shut the fuck up

I ain't fat nigga And I ain't Mersh fat Or Mush That's his new name Has he gone live yet Since the incident You got Asa Kira 8x10 sign

DVDA SA Double vaginal Double anal What's the SA part? I'm not fatter than you Shut up Told her Cheryl I ain't got abs at the moment.

Oh, you think this is fucking OnlyFans? You want to look at a dude's stomach? I'm going to call you what fucking Matt Damon calls people. A bundle of sticks. He's no longer on Royce's couch. He's in a one bedroom in Florida, which I'm sure is probably infested with cockroaches because of all the fucking food he must be having in that apartment. I just imagined fucking mounds of cake everywhere, cockroaches, shitty cocaine. Only kids get snot bubbles. Bobby Lee's fatter than me? I ain't fat, so I don't know what he's talking about. By the way, that episode of

Horty's Podcast dropped today that I was on. Oh, this eviction moratorium is about to be lifted. I can't fucking wait. We need to get these bums out of here so I can upgrade. It's kind of hard finding a new place when no one can get evicted.

I just thought as fuck they did this story about how in Providence the moratorium is being lifted and this landlord's evicting a tenant and they want you to feel bad for the tenant then you realize she owes him $11,000

she hasn't paid rent since November booze and Taco Bell are cornerstones of nutrition yes it is but how do you not pay your rent though that's the thing I don't get why wouldn't you just pay your fucking rent

cause they were told they didn't have to. They were like, fuck it, we won't. Those are a bunch of we'll cross that bridge when we get there people. Ugh, I hate those kind of people. We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Now you're there, stupid. Chris Chan is Jimmer's cousin.

Oof. But yes, I wanted to check out this AIU video. Hear ye, hear ye. I am here to talk to myself. It is a skill I have acquired. In Mexico? I would assume 17?

I know abortion is illegal there, so... We'll cross that border illegally when we get there. By the way, that's still illegal for an American to do like the age of consent in European countries like I think like Sweden

or Switzerland is 14 but if you're an American and go over there and fuck a 14 year old you'll still get arrested and charged here if anyone found out for fucking a 14-year-old. So it doesn't matter the age of consent in other countries. Let me assure you, I was in the Navy and did a world tour. This was explained in detail to me. Doesn't matter what's legal in that country.

You're an American, and if you do some shit over there that's illegal in this country, you can get charged here with it. Of course abortion is illegal in Mexico. This is the funniest thing about the liberals who want all these Mexicans and Guatemalans and people from the south over here.

You know these people are extremely Catholic. Extremely religious people. Of course abortion is illegal in Mexico. And every other South American country. I think abortion is only legal in the western world. The age of consent

in my state is 16 I've told this story before but it's funny the age of consent in Rhode Island is 16 and they had to make a specific rule cause I want to say like fucking 15 years ago

or something a girl who is 16 was stripping at a strip club and they couldn't do anything about it because the law the age of consent was 16 and you're allowed to work at 16 so there was nothing stopping her from being a stripper so they passed a specific law the age of consent is 16, you just can't be a stripper. That's a specific law in Rhode Island. So fucking weird.

Illegal hookers now. Well, aren't all hookers illegal? If you're an American and get a job in Canada, you still have to pay taxes to America. That's fucking...

Wait, why? I went to Thailand in the Navy. It's impossible to tell how old those bitches are. They're skinny and cute in the face, all of them. She's offered to fuck you aggressively. You just go with it. When I was in the Navy, it's impossible to tell how old those bitches are. They're skinny and cute in the face, all of them. She's offered the fuck your aggressive elite, you just go with it. When I was in the Navy, this is the first time I ever came across

Filipinos. And I was like, why are all these 12-year-olds in the Navy? They're all 18, but these Filipino girls who were fucking 5'1", they all looked like they were fucking 12. Bartenders have to be 18 but can't drink until 21.

Someone on Fox News made a great point about George Zimmerman if he used his mother's last name instead of his father's last name it would never have been a story I swear to God every Filipino and I didn't know, every Filipino. And I didn't know what a Filipino was,

because I was like, why are all these Asian people speaking Spanish? It makes no sense. Did I make them Filipinas? No. But I was going to say, are you a video? Years of talking to myself. Why do I do it? Because no one cares enough to listen to me. Actually, it's because I don't care what anyone else has to say.

I care about what I have to say. I clearly don't care about what Tyra Banks or Megan the wolf, Megan the stallion... What is she? Okay, well, let's not even do that one right now. Let's save that one. That's in our back pocket. I want to do another one which actually is even better than that now i'm guessing i haven't seen these videos but you know they got the tongues out the blacks have taken over sports illustrated swimsuit and you know i don't know the last time i cared about the sports illustrated edition is uh 1980 i don't know like 87 maybe like when was Elle MacPherson Elle MacPherson she had a bathing suit that had one tit covered and I thought that blew my mind

like I was just like wait a minute her tit is just out and she was covering it with her arm we're talking about Elle MacPherson she's like a supermodel from Australia tall cute little face I mean unbelievable I had that on my ceiling I'm not even kidding you on my ceiling I would fall asleep to that image and man times have changed haven't they holy Christ so in my mind I was thinking does she know her bathing suit covers one tit and then it dawned on me she does know that and it blew my mind because I was like, this girl is fine showing her tit. This bitch is dressed like King Kong Bundy. It just didn't compute because I live in a world where all women hide all tits all the time.

You know, like this is pre-internet. So there are no tits. But you know they're there, but they're not there. They're just lost in the Bermuda Triangle of cloth that they shroud their tits but you know they're there but they're not there they're just lost in the bermuda triangle of cloth that they shroud their tits in isn't filipino just spanish though some bullshit so let's go to the videos because this year like i didn't know and my senior chief in boot camp was spanish and i was like why don't these fucking asian people have spanish last names we have three cover models and they're three blacks but that's not woke enough we're near woke enough one of them is a man so but no she's a girl she's a man she's a mannish girl

no you be the judge you know listen look i'm not here to be a bigot or anything i just call it like i see it no oh my god this is a 58 second trailer watch this look at how highly they think of themselves opening eyes speaking truths changing minds you're supposed to take pictures of girls in bikinis when did opening eyes no just be pretty just take pictures of pretty chicks in exotic locations that's all i ask of you i didn't whose truths what what truths i don't want them to speak that's the whole joy of a photo is that it's mute my god changing minds wait that's insulting too wait a minute why does my mind need to be rev how dare you assume that why don't you change your mind that you think that you can change my mind on something or that it needs to be changed in the first place i just want to see

a hot piece of movie is beefy bitcoin sue me is that a problem which movie are you seeing oh my god. I'm looking at magazines and I'm like, okay, I know what I look like. What is going on here? It looks like someone with burnt lips kissed her forehead twice. She's going for that? That's a thing? This is Megan Thee Stallion. I'm not familiar with her body of work.

But I'm about to be familiar with her body. And look at those nails. You working at the DMV or what? You know what I'm growing into? I don't really see a lot of women that look like me. Yeah, there's a reason for that, Megan. Jesus Christ. Now.

Okay, and that's the guy. Sorry, the female who's not biologically? Chat, would you? Female? Words. Words mean nothing. People are telling me you are a beautiful black woman. Would you?

God, look at the plight of this beautiful black woman. People keep telling me that and I'm like, yeah, I know, totally. But the trainee, would you? I feel like if you're comfortable then this girl she does not exude sex appeal at all Naomi Osaka no she doesn't and whatever little half breed and I guess the last one was a half breed too

and she's to do with sports but still the swimsuit edition is for swimsuit models it didn't ever have to do with sports beefy bitcoin donated $25. Have a good night. Thank you, Beefy Bitcoin.

No attraction to black women? You're gay. I guess I can change it. I'm not like a stick. Pussy is pussy, my nigga. Come on. Put it in something, then eventually, my nigga. Come on. She has the sexy feel of a librarian. Oh, she's got no ass. Oh my god.

She only got the black skin. Everything else, the flat ass is Asian. The titties are Asian. It's an unnatural maneuver. I love myself. I don't know what you love, but I will make you love me. Good luck with that. See, I don't necessarily like this. I don't like, see, you got stuff bulging out,

but not all bulges are created equal. And this is the battle of the bulge right here. That looks like just a thick camel toe. You know what I'm saying? That's some puffy vulva action right there. Velveeta cheese. And you just worry that if you unzip this, whatever that is, just zip. I mean, these things are going down National Geographic style.

And where they drop, nobody knows. But the over-under is right there. That's the line right there. You said you got National Geographic today. It's like the universe. So you're not even going to do the girl's wife? Woodgers with the tranny. Here's the

problem with the tranny. They still have the manned face. That's the one thing they can't really change. Yeah, Megan Thee Stallion. She is hot. We're just going to keep it in this register?

Okay. Thanks for the illusion. Are you speaking truths to me? Is my mind... You know what the hottest thing about Megan Thee Stallion? No tattoos! Women should not get tattoos changed and i'm like circling back around your moment is now oh god i'm having a moment the little girl who was looking at the cover of sports illustrated like one day this is gonna be me and i manifested it i wanted to do it and now we're here now making the stallion i i don't even have anything against her

per se so long as she stay in her lane now there's nothing going on with the naomi osaka chick i'm kind of a big diva i mean put it this way i prefer her to cardi b for her to kim kardashian but granted i haven't heard her say much but i i just like her energy better than those people but look we haven't heard the interview with her, so that could change that. She got shot in the leg or something. And what's up with Naomi here? I mean, this is terrible. These earrings have got to go immediately.

There's no body here. Just growing up and watching so many incredible women grace this cover, for me, it feels like a dream. Were they real women or just people that identified as women? I bet she gives terrible head. Oh, these are the covers. Okay, so who would we do here in order of doability? I mean, I'd probably do Megan Thee Stallion even though it'd be a...

Jesus Christ. You better take your protein bar or something before that. By the way, white dudes who say they're not in the black woman, they got little dicks and just couldn't handle that.

That's basically what they're admitting. I couldn't handle that. That's basically what they're admitting. I couldn't handle that. Because if you pound that, it's going to pound back. I don't think AAU could handle that. You know those balls, those steel balls you see in offices and you start it up and it's... Yeah, tattoos are so dumb on girls. Like, I saw a girl once with a back shoulder scorpion.

I didn't mind that. But when they go all out in the tattoos. Or in Wakanda with the Black Panther, his suit, if you punch his suit, it stores the potential energy. And then the next time you punch it, it punches back. I feel like her ass could do that to me. So I'm a little bit worried there. I'm not fucking a man. So then Naomi will be next.

But come on man i mean seriously 2021 they're like oh i know how to cure slavery and all the racism in the world three blacks three you know what's better than one black three blacks you know what's better than three black women i'm trans black woman oh my god yahtzee this This is incredible. Okay. Are you ready? Let's just dive into an interview. First I gotta find it, which is easier said than done. And then, there is a, like,

palate cleanser, which we might get to after this. Okay. Lena Boom. I'm guessing that's not her real name. Lena. Lena Boom. We like the cars. The cars that go boom. Here it is.

Tyra Banks. One of the most obnoxious women on the planet. Self-centered beyond belief. I don't know what she's... One of the best porn stars, by the way, was Tyra Banks. B-A-N-X-X-X. She looked exactly like her.

She's been doing recently, but you know, they dragged her corpse out to talk to the young, pretty model. Legend in the industry. Gotta be the center of the show. Watch her talk about herself in this. That's my prediction. 15 minutes. Strap on. Yeah, you said Elle McPherson. I shouldn't have said that.

Strap in. She's a first. she's a first hold on hold on she's the first trans woman as the cover girl so what okay first of all the implication is that being first at anything is good no that's not good

I mean we could put Jeffrey Dahmer on the cover of this magazine and be like, that's the first serial killer we've ever put on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimson Edition. Doesn't matter. Second of all,

she was the first because she was chosen. This is a cynical choice. She didn't earn anything. It was just some person in power just dubbed her. Just like, oh, I want to be virtuous, so I'm picking a trans because they're trans.

So her transness is her gimmick and that's the reason why she's why am I giving her the right pronouns hmm troubling okay I'm sorry fuck I don't know what to call her

did it again damn it so Lena Bloom you're not special I'm just going to preemptively say you're not special. I mean, try to convince me otherwise. I mean, change my mind, right? You say you're going to speak truth. That's the face of a man. I don't know, I'm transphobic.

See, these lips are just like... That does look like a vagina. But like a vagina that needs to go to see the doctor. Like something has happened could be a urinary tract infection or just um trauma you know so like blunt force trauma it is swollen and it is obnoxious and i don't know what kind of mixed breed this is it's like probably has no father it's an asian i don't know ready for that oh yes you are and i'm going to show you why you're ready. Okay, why am I ready

to think that a trans woman is a woman? Why? She is leading not just the trans community, but she's opening people's minds up to something.

I'm trans. No, not... Opening my mind up to what? That a guy can dress up like a girl? Or that a guy can get a boob implant? My mind is aware of those things. I not thrilled by it i'm not enticed by it and by the way sports illustrated swimsuit edition is

for men or it used to be i mean sports illustrated is for men what is the clientele of that magazine historically 90 by the way i don't even fault them doing this because who in this day and age is buying sports illustrated magazine they got to put a trans to try and create controversy to get lefties that maybe buy it in the era of free porn who would be buying and whacking at the sports illustrated magazine 90 what percent is men? It caters to men. And that's why you'd have that swimsuit edition. Just the same way you'd have cheerleaders. No one wants to interview the freaking cheerleaders.

Hey, cheerleader. You know what would make that cheerleader better? Let's make her fat. Or let's make her a non-woman. Thank God, Julie Chen. Let's put them in frumpy outfits. Let's interview them. By the way, why does she look horrible here,

but better in the sports illustrating thing? She looks like the nigga from Orange is the New Black here. I'm about political activism. Things have just gone completely off the rails. And what is that? What is that bump? Well, I mean, if this trans woman is actually pregnant... Her balls. Then I'll give credit.

That deserves love. Deserves love? I don't care what you do in the mangling of your body and in your pretend make-believe in your brain. What does that have to do with you deserving love? I deserve love. I deserve swimsuit models who are female. How is that? believe in your brain what does that have to do with you deserving love i deserve love i deserve swimsuit models who are female how is that i think you went a little overkill with this necklace too

i think she's going to be this beacon oh god that she has that same face this is like her blue steel just that big i mean she's puckering see that bump again massive lips that man bump come on people the bitch has man knees like can we just say the emperor's wearing an amber swimsuit

demands respect for the trans community demands respect respect for what what happened to Tyra has she gained some weight Tyra Banks is trying to look like Wendy Williams

sweet for what she hasn't said anything to Tyra. Has she gained some weight? Tyra Banks is trying to look like Wendy Williams. Sweet. For what? She hasn't said anything. She hasn't done anything. I respect you because you're trans? So that is as absurd as someone getting up and going, here's a person. Okay. So what? They demand

respect. For what? Because they're cis. What? The cis community doesn't respect that. Yeah, we did the Bobby Lee thing. And so for us to treat the trans community equally, we will not respect you because you're trans. It doesn't mean anything to us. Who cares?

She picked the ground. She walked out. So, how are you? I am... Oh, God. I hate that fake talk. How are you? I'm on a whole new universe right now.

On a whole new universe? Oh, my God, look at this. She thinks she's such hot shit. God damn. She's embodying just the most obnoxious features of womandom? Femaldom? Womanhood? I don't know.

Why? Because. Why? I mean, look, he's standing right she's not standing point of order you've been bested like a hero an icon a hero and an icon tyra banks and look at tyra banks i love how people just absorb compliments like oh that's so sweet of you to acknowledge that. That is a true thing. I'm an icon.

Thank you. A teacher. A mother. You're a mother? We're giving props to people who are mothers now? Tyra, you're this, you're that. You're a menstruator. You're literate.

You're, what the fuck? By the way, Tyra Banks pays the porn star, Tyra Banks, every month not to do porn. Oh, my God. Just kissing her gaping asshole, and she's more than happy to have you just stuff your nose in there. So excited to interview you. Yeah, because you're, like, trans, and you're black, and also you're black and you're trans. I've been studying and following you.

Exactly. For a couple of weeks now. I've been studying and following you. Exactly. For a couple of weeks now. Flipping in your DMs. Yes. Yes, girl. Oh, my God. Look at these frenemies right here. And know that the life that you have now

is not the life that you had before. So let's talk about that and how it led you to here. It all started in Chicago. On the south side, my dad was in the military. Oh oh there's the origin of the lips dad was in the military he got blown up he met my mom in the philippines oh he did of course what was he doing out there brought her to america oh look at that he had that rice fever and they had me and they had my brother.

And we dealt with a lot of homelessness when I was a child. Homelessness? My dad. How did your dad let you be homeless? Got into a lot of trauma. Drugs. Trauma drugs? Trauma with my mom. Oh, my dad got into a lot of trauma with my mom.

That's a weird statement. By the way, when you're overseas, you fuck them. You don't marry them. I was fucking a lieutenant's wife. My buddy was fucking something. Hold on. Why are you trying to soften this? He beat your mother.

What trauma did he get into with your mom? You think the mom is at fault here and at the time he was being released from the service and we were like home what homeless sorry ptsd or what homeless for a little bit um in san diego which is like california where it used to be a marine base and we were just we're just trying to survive i thought it was just like that's how everyone was growing up. And then we just started moving around a lot. Were you in shelters or in the car? Sometimes we were on the beach.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I remember one time we were like, he made a fire. So why bring this up? It's so weird. How did you get from to here? And then she goes to this dark chapter of, I was homeless. I guess it adds to her victim or like how brave she is, how strong she is.

I don't know. Like this is her special claim to fame. I don't get it. Fire on the beach and we're like eating hot dogs. I remember I dropped the hot dog on the beach and I was like, I hope he doesn't see it because he doesn't like when I waste food. But yeah, it was a lot.

I think throughout my childhood. Also, doesn't the military help out our vets to some degree? I mean, what was the dad up to? Growing up on the south side of Chicago, I was just trying to navigate myself and also deal with my own identity. Talk about that. Talk about identity. Identity? Oh, my God, look at her.

She's got that little squirrel vibe, raccoon vibe going. God, your identity is so magnificent it's so complex so much deeper than mine you know me like i look down i'm like i'm white i'm male there's my dick there it is yeah anything else any other special identities devon uh freckles i'm a freckle American? No, no one cares, dude. And being this young child and feeling like something,

this is not what it's supposed to be. I think my mom first noticed just this different energy, very unique and just very... Yeah, you're gay. Feminine, the light of femininity as a child, and she told that to my father. She was deported when I was a child and she told that to my father and she was

deported when i was a child also so before she left she was deported i don't know why that's funny to me um okay she was deported well was she there illegally like what was the plan she stayed with your, homeless on the beach? Kat, she's just like, just protect her. The fuck is this trainee doing? That's you as a kid? Okay, this dude might be trans. Alright, I'm going to give it up. But you know Asian...

I ain't no 5'3", nigga. I don't think I've ever met an Asian who I'm like, that's an actual man. Hold on, let me think. Kat, Kat, cat. Nah. Go away cat. You put a wig on Bruce Lee, you're fucking that. Straight up. You know like, Asians as a race are all female. It's like cats and dogs. Dogs are men and cats are females. So that's true and I mean look, that's true. And, I mean, look.

That's a very fashionable tie, by the way. This one. He protected me. He did it. He didn't have, like, the information. He didn't know what to say. He just knew that I was his... You know who I wonder it looks like growing up?

You know who's the weirdest grow-up child actor ever? Remember Smart Guy? Tia Tamera's little brother? He grew up and now he looks Asian and not even black. Who was the little kid on Family Matters? What that weirdo looks like now.

I was his seed do not say that oh no I have traveled 500 miles to give you my seed said the lumberjack to his therapist I mean my seed this bitch has man hands by the way that is semen I am your seed

okay great so the dad is accepting? That would be rare. He had to just be the mother and the father. The dad had to be the mother and the father. How drugged up is Tyra Banks, by the way? It's not going to work out. Came in C-straight. My dad got to do that for me.

And I'm a trans man. That's rare. I would say that's extremely, extremely rare, especially for black men. What? Uh-oh. Be careful now. 5'7". Immersion is 5'7". Black men are not typically great fathers.

I mean, you turned out amazing. Clearly. Coming up, like, in this world where they're also being... I don't think 5'8 is short. I love it. So I thought they were going to be critical of black men. But no, we've deviated from that. Yeah, the kid from Smart Guy. I said that to you in tomorrow's children.

Brother, he grew up looking Asian. Because of the cops. What is it? Look at this bullshit. What about the kid from Family Matters? How tall am I? I think I'm like 5'10", 5'11", 6 feet. Around there.

Thanks is going to call this out. Of course not. I was a tall kid in junior high, and that's when I started smoking, and I stunted my growth, though. You know, dealing with what black men and people of color deal with. Yeah, they deal with single-parent families, and they deal with themselves choosing to commit crime,

and they deal with, I mean, just terrible cultural norms that glorify violence and shit on education and shit on marriage and stable families. They don't care. And she externalized all of that and said, it's the outer world, the poor blacks. She's trying to survive. Homophobia in our community?

Oh, she said homophobia in the community. So she was trying to say we didn't do nothing, and it's everyone else's fault, and now she's looking at her going, what, Tyra, Tyra, you didn't get the memo? And she's like, yeah, homophobia in our own community. I like how it's our own. First of all, Tyra Banks is half a white,

and second of all, she hangs around associates with white people and rich-ass people in Hollywood, and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just a ghetto hood girl. You know me. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm just, I'm just Tyra from the black. Community is really, really, yeah.

Homophobia. Yeah, yeah. Talk about the trans women in the black community getting killed by the black men. Or would that be too critical of black men? Racism. What, what? So she went back to racism she's not talking about black racism which is everywhere listen to this racism go back go back by the way this can't only

exist around white people deal with this she's trying to survive trying to homophobia in our in our community is really wait so she doesn't understand she's that dumb she thinks tyra's talking about homophobia from like whites and the greater community she's talking about the black community and then she goes yeah also racism from that outer community that you were speaking about with the homophobia look at this really yeah homophobia racism see that you know um no no in the context she's saying homophobia from our community as in we're the blacks and she goes yeah yeah homophobia racism so you're saying racism from the blacks to the blacks that's not what you're saying bro this like masculine like negative

masculinity and negative it's toxic masculinity please and here he is taking care of two kids and one of his children what do you do you think that fake trans pussy feels like, by the way? There's been no reviews. Could it be as good? Or better? And the chicks have become dudes. They're ultimately fucked. You can't do a fake dick

and attach it on, but they do the fake pussy. Taking care of two kids by being homeless? It's not even working. What is he doing? He's not really taking care of them, is he? He's chucking hot dogs in the sand?

It can't smell like real pussy, which could be a good and bad thing, but do you think they purposely make it tight? What could it be like? He just allowed me to express myself.

When did you know you were beautiful? Just now when Tyra Banks told me to my face, hello. I first... I first knew that I was hot shit when I looked in the mirror. And I had a love affair with the mirror ever since. And then I would pucker my lips. And then I started getting fucked by dudes. And like straight dudes.

Like actual dudes. And it was started getting fucked by dudes and like straight dudes, like actual dudes. And it was like, I guess I'm hot. I felt I was beautiful was when I moved to New York City. Yeah. So typically people come from a small town and then they move to the big city and you're like, I'm a small fish in a big pond. And I felt like a really big fish. The bitch still has man hands too. So I was a small fish in a big pond and i felt like a really big fish the still has man hands too so like i was the biggest fish in the biggest part i could actually like give myself a chance for a gigantic hand because in chicago we're not raised to just be

edward scissorhand how is chicago different than new york when it comes to anything i was just looking and searching. For what? I'm searching for fame and just narcissism and validation. I just want people to adore me. I'm looking for movies and music. Movies as if you can act. Music?

Please don't tell me she sings. Come off it. They used to fuck this chick Haley. She weighed 100 pounds. White girl. Pussy stank. But she had a real pussy. Was there anybody in?

I like that. They're not going to talk about that. Like, can you act? Have you acted? I think she did actually act. Hold on. I think she was in a musical. Entertainment?

You. Oh might i might be proven wrong here oh i already knew what you're gonna say you i think when you when your first season of top model oh my god this is so gross um oh you want to talk about me and i'm your role model what oh really okay let's do that When you just start giving us the insight of everyone, different walks of life, different body frames, all these powerful women. I've been ISIS. Are they all Bruce?

ISIS? Oh, wait. Wait, is that a black model? It can't be the Muslim group, right? The first person ever to put someone that was a trans experience of color. Okay, yeah, I don't think ISIS would take her. On a major show for everyone to see, that was a milestone for me to see what

I could do. I knew I wanted to be in entertainment. I knew I wanted to be in fashion. I knew I wanted to... What are these fake racial milestones? They were all done in the 70s. You know, the first black Oscar winner was in the 20s. You're not doing any

milestones. Do something something and you've definitely helped a lot it's such bullshit this notion that women say and they come to la in droves and they say the same bullshit and it's i want to be famous i want to it doesn't even matter i want to be in entertainment influencer that's just the latest thing i want to be an instagram whore i want to be a model an an actress, a musician, you know, just an entrepreneur, like any activist. It's just, I want to celebrate myself in the most obnoxious, just galling way possible

and be completely lacking in self-awareness and just prance through life. Just, oh, I hate it. Because from the runway classes to just talk about body, to talk about what we can do outside of modeling, how to use...

Yeah, what? What can you do? Use those platforms and how to walk into... No, she's using the platform. It's not a platform. You don't even have a microphone. This whole thing is unnecessary.

...speak to people. I'm still learning to this day, but I feel like that... Remember Christy Brinkley from the 80s? Pretty girl. Do you know what she talked about in her interviews? Surprisingly way hotter than her kid.

No, no one does because she was never interviewed. Who wants to know what Christy Brinkley thinks? Shut up and be pretty. That's borderline misogynist, isn't it? But you're a model. That is the job of a model. You're not a model slash speaker.

You could be mute. Helen Keller. If she just worked on her figure a little bit, she would be the perfect swimsuit model. I was kind of like, okay, she's in New York City. She went to Paris. She's been around the world.

She's done Sports Illustrated. Why limit myself? Sports Illustrated. Yes. You's in New York City. She went to Paris. She's been around the world. She's done Sports Illustrated. Why limit myself? Sports Illustrated! You're in Sports Illustrated. That's how I saw you. I saw this beautiful girl and I was like, I need to call her. She's gorgeous and I just feel something special. What? I feel something special? That's

her dick. So wait, Tyra, why aren't you calling every girl? They're all beautiful. Well, not anymore, but every girl they're all beautiful well not anymore but they used to be all beautiful in the freaking magazine what so you called her up i mean why don't you put your cards on the table you called her because she's a black trans because you think oh i can position myself and she's gonna lick your get ash ash on this stupid video talking about you're a role model why my number there's ever anything you call me so what did it feel like to get that call to be in sport tour students when

i was honestly i didn't imagine that it could possibly happen in this time for someone like me for dealing with so many different things in a world oh so yeah right right let's stack them up that could possibly happen in this time for someone like me. What? I mean, we're dealing with so many different things in the world. Oh, so, yeah, right, right. Let's stack them up. This is the intersectionality of her victimhood. Trans women are being killed every single day. By black men. Say it. Finish that sentence. So much hate. Murdered. So much hate, she said. So much hate.

Thank you, Tyra. Great. Well, maybe the hate comes from them getting catfished. And it's like, surprise, I'm a dude. And to see that I've been chosen to, you know, to take on this responsibility. What? With great transness comes great responsibility? And to really represent my community. Oh, community oh god yeah you're the elected leader you're not the ambassador of the trans it was something that was just like i said it was my wildest dream imagine that somebody like some

white girl by the way this is a gorgeous white girl that i'm going to show you a video of so like they dicked around with all this woke virtue signaling bullshit but they put up a classic beauty just like oh my god it takes you back to like the late 80s i'll show i'll show you it's just like the late 80s except she doesn't have pubic hair you know and to just know that my body is surgically altered and how i move and what i do is being seen and like this is what we want to talk about this is the conversation we want to have what conversation they talk about having the conversation what conversation like I will wait for any meat here but we ain't gonna get anything nothing and not just also my body but my mind and also just for fun for myself to tickle myself pleasure myself I want to see if there's any pushback so we had the misunderstanding where tyra

was like blacks are homophobic and you have to deal with that in our community and she's like ignored and she didn't understand it and she just started railing against the outer community the others the whites let's see if tyra pushes back on anything like not even obviously it's not going to get combative but how about just a little something. Devil's advocate. Anything. And they love it all. And they love it all.

They love it all. You know, there's something that you said that stuck out to me. You said you didn't think it would happen. Why do you think the porn star retired bank? It's almost not a dream because you don't think it would happen. Yeah, because men who read Sports Illustrated

would like the women... I have a cousin who has a 1%er tattoo because he's a white dude in a motorcycle gang. To be women in the swimsuit edition. They always have been women. You trying to slip a biological man into

a female traditional thing is bullshit. I'm telling you, as a spokesperson like i feel the responsibility of the straight community um the straight cis community forget cis cis is irrelevant the normal the well straight is normal too okay wait i'm the ambassador of straight men how about that we'll just go simple and we don't want trans women in our mags if you want to have your own mag for trans women, do that. You're free to do that.

But as a representative, in case you care about the clientele, I'm telling you on behalf of all straight men, we don't want this at all. So, I mean, go woke, go broke, you know, do your thing. It's desperate times, call for desperate measures. You know, we're talking about a magazine here, people, so. We didn't dream of even being in the magazine because you didn't think it would happen.

It's just any magazine. Yeah, how are magazines even around? There's so many other magazines that I feel like, oh, they're... Well, yeah, you could get a trans magazine. I'll never get me a trans or I'll never get that. And I've heard that. I've heard it from the industry. To be in this time, to have this moment. Moment, I fucking hate that word. That's up there with spaces.

In this moment where I can occupy these spaces. To be in this moment with you, it's just, it allows me to dream differently. It allows me to say, what can we do with this moment? Oh my God. See that? It's just, it's circular talk. This moment is about this moment oh my god see that it's just it's circular talk this moment is about this moment i think it's time that we have the conversation about what about having the conversations you know i think that's really important in this moment it's just nonsense what do you think you can do with it okay okay there's a little pushback it's a little probing from her and um is this natural i don't know she maybe she's rich enough that this is natural but I've seen the pictures so

beautiful yeah what are we gonna do at the moment here we go come up with that hot take um I think it's about well me it's always about me I was about to leave before one is glorifying me enough so you're all fucking assholes I think it's so really happened. I don't know the age.

That's my moment. That's what I'm going to say to you. What's the next dream? The next dream is to make... Be even more famous? Make sure that I continue growing and learning. Right. What?

Wait, you're growing and learning? Well, you grew these. But what are we learning? And not just in front of the camera, but also in every fiber of who I am. I want to get back into my education. I wanted to be able to be a symbol of knowledge and power. Knowledge and power? What are you running for? What the hell is she talking about? This magazine allows me to live today, tomorrow, and forever. if you harness it right yes harness it right wait a minute this magazine lets you live forever like jesus christ the vanity on these people so you recorded yourself in print

and now you get to live forever well i mean a soccer mom can take a picture and post it to Facebook and live forever. Jesus Christ, it's all about fame. These fame-hungry whores. They're fucking whores. This is Sodom and Gomorrah. Western civilization is done, my brothers. It's handed to you right now in this magazine. And so many more people are going to know who you are.

But what are you going to do with that? Right, what are you going to do? Like? Right. What are you going to do? Like, who cares? Well, she's going to beat the drum of I'm a trans, I'm a trans, I'm a black, I'm a trans. And then look at me, look at my big fat lips. Aren't we all better? Have we all learned something in this moment? Right.

Right. What are you going to do with that platform? Right. I think the mission right now and the mission with Sports Illustrated is to just open up a whole new idea and invite people what mj said invite people to think differently what think different different is not better okay let me think differently um okay let's get outside the box uh we should have men pose as women in a women's likeuit edition. Amazing.

How about this? How about we do, like, for Playgirl? Playgirl magazine. Let's put women in Playgirl. Aha! That's way outside the box. Incredible. I'm sure all the gays are going to love that.

They're going to be way into that. So for me, it's just to continue bringing all these different intersections like what intersection like what else what are you talking about like right now how crazy would she just goes completely off script and she goes so i want ebony magazine to feature white women or white men like how about a white man and a white woman just kissing on the cover of ebony magazine because i think that's a new perspective and it changes minds. And it's like, okay, it's not the norm, but like you need to think differently. Oh no, it's not about that.

It's a one-way street that happens to be all about black trans women over and over and over again. Very refreshing. No, that's probably not narcissism. This is probably just some insightful new thing in the moment. About being a Nigerian Filipina Being a Nigerian Filipina. What? Nigerian Filipina. La viosa.

Filipina. Nah, nah, nah. I'm not into it. Look at her. She's so special. She's a Nigerian Filipina. Christ almighty. Well, I'm an Irish English English man.

Ugh. English. I'm an Irish-English man. Ugh. English. I'm an Anglo. I'm an Irish-Anglo. All right? So can we get some of me in Swimsuit Edition? I'll work out for you. I didn't have any questions, would you?

See that? It's me, me, me, me. She goes, what are you going to do with your platform? She's like, well, I'm going to promote people that are exactly like me. Well, put it this way you're the only nigerian filipina from the south side chicago who's trans oh well that's a coincidence i guess i'll just carry the banner for the thing that i'm concerned about which is me constantly and forever so obviously no one in chat is going to answer the question i will

what i fuck this trans chick? Yes. Just to see what the trans pussy is like. I would. I would. Did they make the pussy

did the technology make the pussy better we're forgetting that conundrum didn't even get the pussy better we might all end up fucking robots and trying to get in between yeah I'm trying to think in between so yeah

fully trans like going over I'm trying to stick my dick in that pussy however that pussy is like butthole then no but um cause fucking a chicken ass pussy is like butthole, then no. But, um, because fucking a chicken ass stinks.

It doesn't feel good. It's not as good as pussy. Are you trying to shit? Yeah, I'd try it out. I'd try out that fake pussy. It might be better than real pussy. We all know. I think with this shit, I dropped that fake pussy it might be better than real pussy we don't know I think with this chick

I might give it a try bring all those together dancer and a model you're a stripper if anything a dancer and a model wow she's everything I'm gonna try and take a try trains women to dream big

dream big about just kissing your own ass and parading around seeking fame like a shallow, vacuous whore. Imagine the kids. We do imagine the kids. That are going to be looking at you.

I'm being like, what the fuck? Why have the standards dropped for Sports Illustrated? I say willingly, but... That's who I am. Yes. What? Oh, I'm a Filipina?

And she's showing me who I am. That technology. They might have figured out the pussy. Right, provided it's to do with sex work or stripping or modeling or vanity projects. Right, it's... What are your preference? I don't know. It's very encouraging,

very inspiring. I know what the trans pussy is like. I needed that growing up. It might be better than our girl pussy. I saw the inspiration, but to actually be into the inspiration, that's a whole different... What? What the fuck is this? If you want to be a model, be a model.

Why do you have to look at a trans to be like... I can't get inspired. I don't know her specifically oh yeah her specifically yeah try her her fake but every two seconds in if it wasn't really and his problem though that you know what is that gonna up. It can't get wet like a real pussy because I got a big dick. Every time I fuck pussy, it gets it wet. So it shouldn't get wet.

You know what? No. Sorry. It's still gay. I'm gay. Maybe I am. You know what? I just changed my mind right now.

No. Because the pussy couldn't get wet. You're mechanical and just a pussy. You get wet. You're mechanical and it's a pussy. You know what? You're right. No, I don't want to fuck that bitch. The pussy couldn't possibly get wet. She got a fake pussy.

The great thing about a fucking pussy is the juices. Oh! Changed my mind. Sorry, changed my mind. Yeah. Fake pussy can't get wet. Fired by a regular model? I gotta have a model that has

genitalia. Now I'm back to never. Now I'm honestly back to never. Because if I got that and pussy, I'm back to never. No, I don't sleep back as ever. Because if I got that, I'm an impussy, and I'm fucking it. Gets wet.

I love when that white cream shit happens in my dick. You know, it comes from the pussy. And then you fucking pussy, and you're looking down, down you see that like cream of wheat shit in your dick so hot yeah her pussy can never do that though yeah fuck no no there's a fake pussy and the fake pussy will never do the cream shit

so yeah no it's so small minded it's so ignorant it's bullshit it's like me saying oh I want to be a highly ranked chess player I want to be a grandmaster okay well then here's a female grandmaster who's very good at chess and you can look to her

nah she's a woman yeah so what a whole different whole different experience honestly I think her voice is breaking this could be puberty it could be the end of the road quick the puberty blockers are not working I think for me and for our trans women yes we can be beautiful but we also have to have mind mind body and soul and spirit got it yes we can be beautiful, but we also have to have mind. Mind, body, and soul, and spirit. God, yes, we can. Yes, we...

Oh, Jesus. And soul, and passion for life. Oh, God, you're so much better and different than everyone. And I just want to continue speaking to people that are about changing the world with their mind and their heart. I forgot the fake pussy can't create the cream of the real pussy. Changing the world with her mind? She's talking about Magneto?

What would Lena be if she wasn't an actress? A stripper. She already said it. A model. A hooker. A hooker or a stripper? A model. What?

A stripper. She's saying it. A school teacher. A school teacher. Please. A school teacher. God. A bunch of. Please. God. A bunch of conservative Americans' heads just exploded.

What grade? Oh, God. Please tell me it's American. By the way, Suzy Q gets no dick. You don't get to criticize. I want to do it all. What? That's not how teaching works.

I was afraid to go to school. Answer the question. Because there was no representation of me in school. By the way, people. She doesn't live that far from me. Me and Des will do a special episode. Suzy Q comes and visits us. We do some amazing shit. But Suzy Q will and visits us We do some amazing shit

But Suzy Q will not do it Man don't get dick That's my point Suzy Q And she's not that far from us Suzy Q Is barring us From the greatest stream ever. Suzy Q comes to visit her and does.

Suzy Q is depriving us of it. What herself again? Representation of you. How many trans people do you want? Isn't the whole thing that she's a rare unicorn. That's her gimmick. If there was trans people everywhere, then you wouldn't be on this magazine. I mean, you would be just a dime a dozen teacher and see a drag queen see a trans drag queen is the same as trans though. Oh, that was interesting. Oh, okay. So the drag queens.

So why don't we have a drag queen in the swimsuit edition? Is that a violation? I mean, okay, put it this way. If you're saying it's fine to just stick in biological men into a magazine that has always had women, why not just put a drag queen in there?

She looks like a woman. Are you saying she's not special enough or are you denying her the right to do that the freedom to do that like what are you saying to the drag queens of this world and if you do put a drag queen in why not just put a man in i mean isn't that the final obvious conclusion here just put a man in and we'll still call it the female edition or whatever swimsuit edition yeah who says break all the rules man

Devin you're living inside this bubble this self imposed prison you've set up the rules that it has to be women we're not gay we are not gay I don't want anything to do with a dude I'm sorry you're on time out Jesus Christ I tried it at summer camp for like

three summers in a row four does it beat you up i didn't like it eventually i don't know des is softy she would chill des has no friends you used to chill be your first friend in a while eventually i stopped liking it. The guy was way older. He was rough with me. He was not pleasant. His pine cones. Anal tearing.

It's like, maybe it's TMI at this point, but someone needs to hear about it. Learn anatomy from a trans woman. I think that's where we're headed. No, we know anatomy. And that's the problem here, brother. This is what I can do with this platform is to make sure the next generation

now and tomorrow have representation in all walks of life, especially in the educational system. Okay, representation. So like you want 0.1% of you? Okay, I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that representation. Sure.

Where we're learning. Well, you can be a teacher. I'm a teacher. Oh, no. The Graduate School of Business Night Management a teacher I'm a teacher oh no the graduate school of business night management center teacher she looks like a flight attendant oh my god very hippie uh okay I teach at Stanford Business School I know so you can still a better teacher than Annika Spartan that's what I want to do. I like how she talks. She tries to talk black.

Like this dude is not black at all. And she's definitely not black. Now I want you to talk to little Lena. Oh God, we're going to do like theater. All right. This is child psychology. Talk to little Lena. I want you to talk to that little precious pumpkin that was about to face. Yeah.

The pumpkin transitioned into a carriage, I believe, in the Disney fairy tale. Really tough world. What do you want to say to little Lena? It gets better and just have faith. Stay strong because times will get tough, but keep your dreams alive and shoot for the stars, little Lena. I want to tell little Lena that... Duct tape works best. It's all inside you. Oh God, she actually shoves it up there. Scientists might cook it up.

You think a trans pussy is better than a real pussy? I don't want any of that. You gotta go in there and find it. And then once you go there, go deeper. Oof, God, she's going right up that... I'm not even a scientist. I'm not even trying to do all the pussies. I'm gonna get tighter, and get as pussy as ever. I'm wondering that. I doubt it. I'm wondering.

I love every part of that journey of figuring out who you are. I love pussy. I try to fucking shake off the ass a lot of times. Fucking a chicken ass stinks I don't know how gay niggas end with that but the pussy conforms to your dick it's a perfect like I don't even like doing anal with chicks

yeah yeah let's really get emotional here. How do you tell that? For them, I don't chastise them because I don't know. I don't think they know what they're doing in a way. To them, I just say I feel sorry for you that you can't open your mind and your horizons. And I just would hope and encourage you to follow love because in the end love conquers everything.

I would just start every person that's putting your life is supposed to be there. The good and the bad it builds an armor, a beautiful armor for you to go out in the world and you need to see both because you know that the world has both. So accept it all and know that with all that, there's some change to be made. And you can do that. So I just would say just keep going. I don't regret those moments. I embraced them.

They make you stronger. They make you stronger. Oh, you're so strong. You're so brave. I'm an angel princess. God, I have just goosebumps. I'm just shivering in just awe. God damn, I am such a scumbag.

Compared to this? Fuck, is she running for president? You don't have to handle anything, right? It's like, oh, you think your little teasing is going to get me down? That is nothing. Oh, you think your little hate with the thumbs behind your little computer is going to get you down? People don't type with their thumbs. Get me down? Oh, that is nothing.

And it will never stop. I just got to keep believing in myself and keep going.'m gonna get tired fat or something tired look at her legs tired makes me get fat and what i was brought here for is to be a vessel of change a vessel of change fucking hell the language imagine describing yourself as a vessel for change. That is incredible. Like self-deprecation is nowhere in the building right here. My god the egos on these bitches is just stunning. And the Discord link, boom. I'm gonna let you know you're in the Discord. This is your link.

I'm gonna let you in here, motherfuckers This car link yeah Person that comes inside my life that comes inside my life how do you spell that they are inside them um they're seeing something they already have which is a dick and balls

we are all connected in so many ways and you know the people that are first I always say they get the bumps she's the Neil Armstrong of being a stupid ethot. Great. Bruises and the scrapes because you were going through that jungle. I like how Taylor, she's probably talking about herself here. She's like, I was first.

I did the first thing, so I got the line, didn't I? Cutting through all the vines and the thorns, right? Are you saying she's in the jungle because she's black and therefore is what monkey-esque what i meant the only money you made of a white man is you're not black there's vines what is she tarzan and the pain and the nastiness and the negativity and that hate but what you're doing is your problem i have as a black guy watching black porn You're gonna see the hottest black chicks getting fucked by white dudes, which I truly don't care about You're a racist, a hot black chick, you should get fucked by some white dude, okay

That's the only thing that stinks I never had my big dick going in no the jungle just closes in upon you no she doesn't give a shit about people behind her aside from whatever dude is banging that b-hole no it's look you're not a first at anything you haven't achieved anything i mean this level of self-love it's not even it's not even love that's too positive

a connotation this is uh just sucking your own dick literally so then we gotta go through it and people that are watching this you know like these these two girls like we receive hate like no other people receive hate in the world everyone else you have a cakewalk these women are just they're slashing through jungles for your benefit motherfucker understand that this right here and these are two bitches straight up bitches who are famous for what because people take pictures of them they dress in skimpy outfits and people take pics of them and they think they're fucking joan of arc it's the future future it's the future 10 seconds. And people that are watching this, you know,

they need to understand that this right here is the future. What is the future? No, the future is not you. Imagine that. This vessel for change is like, the future is about transness.

Transness is taking over. We're just going to storm the world. Are you though? I don't think you are. This is what it looks like. No. The future is a six foot three, 210 pound bald freckle faced white dude. That's the future. So just get ready. You know sometimes it's so hard to understand change. With piercing green eyes and svelte chicken legs. And, um, what else do I got?

How much? Uh, I don't know. I'm alright. Defending uniqueness and black and trans. Black and trans and trans and black. Black and trans

and trans and black. Oh my God. She cut to it. That's just the key of it all. If you're black and trans, oh my God. Bingo. It's so much. of it all. If you're black and trans, oh my God, bingo. It's so much.

I love this. You're just like, what is that? Yeah, exactly. That is what I'm saying. What is that? We're all children. We are all. We're not all children.

That's a childlike thought you had. But no, some of us are adults. Human beings. We're all human beings. Wow. Come here, man. Blew your mind. Oh, interesting that people put up this veil and say, you're over here and we're over here.

What do you mean? Yes, there are veils. There are different groups. You're over here. I'm over here. You just said black, trans. You're labeling. And then you go, and some people are labeling.

That's you, Tyra. You're saying we're all the same. No. If we're all the same, why don't you add white and straight? You said you got black, you got trans, but you didn't say white and straight. You ignored that. So she's on the freaking cover because she's black and trans. And then you go, who cares about black and trans?

We're just all humans. That's not why she's on the cover, Tara. She's like, yeah, we all are humans. It's just some of us are way better than others. More that we have people like us in the world. People like us? she's like yeah we all are humans it's just some of us are way better than others more that we have people like us in the world people like us? who's the us? the black women?

that are having these conversations oh god the conversation about nothing the conversation about the conversation about the moment daring to go out daring and courageous god damn it okay hold on I gotta speak this way about myself you guys I am the future I've got to speak this way about myself. You guys,

I am the future. I've already said I'm the future. White, straight males are the future. And I just want you to recognize that am I an icon? Am I sort of brave

to be live streaming on the internet? Yeah, kind of am. Just bravely expressing my opinions about this video. I'm the first one to do it, actually. I'm the first person

to react to this video. And as a trailblazer, what you need to recognize is that I'm slashing through the jungle to let all you other scrubs come up behind me. Because the complexity of me, I am so just intricate and sophisticated. You have no understanding of just the

level of which my background is just compelling and interesting. I am amazing and I am courageous. And you need to get on your knees and probably tip me talk about this no but you should the more that we can see representation everywhere around the globe and that's when we really understand true love see that the love bullshit put more trans people in shit because then you're showing true love and love that's the talking point yeah people like that word just throw out the word love yeah yeah totally and the brotherhood and

the sisterhood oh yeah you better throw on sisterhood are all a part of outside our last name so i just think it's so powerful your last name your last name is boom a different trans pussy than a real pussy? Oh, a love pussy. Love pussy, I hate focusing on ass. I'm not even asking. Love pussy. Is trans pussy very real pussy though? It is strange for me, but I will push it out.

No, I'm not. I doubt it, but I'm gonna check some dudes. They're all good, I'll just... I'm gonna check on dudes. You know, all I wanna do is I wanna... I need to do, are we, are we fit? I can do some kind of check. You gotta take a pussy. The dude's I'm gonna check, that is. They check on me on dudes, so what you do?

That's what I'm really on. I don't know how I got sick with it, but... I hope you can do that. But um, you check what you're going to do. What do you do? Well, everybody has to change the sports thing, but, um, you're a chick, what are you gonna do? What are you doing? I mean, like, a weirdo whose friends, you know, right? You can get a fake titties and a pussy. There are dudes who want to be men. You don't get a dick. So what is that about?

How much have you raised as a child? Buck Angel has raised as a child? What angel was raised as a child all that time? There's a lot of childhood trauma in this whole feedback against it. All these things. All these things I put back into that. Aia nevr c'hozh eo gant eo. Neu chek ur c'hozh dizh o welp. Neu tombo eet eo chev eo nevr. Neu tombo eo anez dek. Neu nez dek.

Dech ar sañt thing o lorz hon o mañ. You don't get it, Dick. The same thing only works one way. The same... The same thing only works one day. You don't need to check. I ain't a chick. And that faggot Buck Angel, Buck Angel, you know, you're a dick to fuck a chick, so you're not a dude, faggot. I don't give a word, champ, but, um, yeah. You're not a dude, you're not a dick, you're not a fucking shit. You're fucking that, not a job. Why are you justifying these not jobs?

What are you doing with my conference? I'm at the Western Hammer Center by the way. I'm going for food. I get why it happens. And Buckingham Joe's hot shake. I'm gonna handle that. I'm gonna have a Waffle Jacket. Mmm. Look at my dudes. They're all, all the dudes. I'm gonna find out what's happening. Hmm. I'm a dude.

You know, I'm a dude. Yeah, you're a dude, but you can't fuck anybody, you dumb faggot. You can't fuck anybody. You're not a dude. You can't put your dick in pussy. So you're not a guy. So you're wasting your time and effort. Women don't work on dudes.

Whoa. They have to be more insane than regular trans. And the trans dude, trans, blah blah blah. Women are already dudes. Back in the day they were called dykes. Now... There's foods here. But, yeah, you can't. Women,

run dudes. You're not getting a dick. You're not getting a woman. You can't order her. You can get tit implants. You can get a pussy. I know what you think a trans person feels like and I, feels like it, but you can't get that. George Jacobs was a great man, now. What do I imagine being rich enough? You know, I don't think I'm rich enough to pretend it is bullshit

rich enough they're rich enough to have shit like that Which is a lie. Which is apropos for you because you are a lie. I wish for the day where diversity and... Is our strength. Inclusivity. We're like, what are those words? Right.

Wait, like when you put three black women on the cover of sports illustrated that kind of diversity is that the diversity you seek it's pretty historic yeah it's historic do you remember back in the day so so this is some stupid shit and we're back onto the point which is i really think it's at the crux of it all i came to the realization somewhere along the line which is they're not happy with being 13 of a country they don't want 13 representation so when she's like you know it's just so fucked up that we have to sit here and scrape and claw to get representation you're only supposed to get 13 you're over represented i pronounce that weird you're over represented on every level,

like especially throughout entertainment. So I don't know what the fuck you're seeking here. If you want a bunch of blacks in media, go to Nigeria. I'll buy the ticket one way. So all that is, my people, is an extension. It's an expression of narcissism to say, I want more people that look like me to be everywhere it just doesn't make any sense she's not sitting there going i want more representation for hispanics at the oscars because they're severely underrepresented at the oscars no she's like um i want more representation diversity in for asians or for white people for white people in the nba there's nothing like that it's just me blacks women trans whatever i am i want more of me

because it's about me it's always about me now i would much prefer someone just get out and say that just come out and be honest and be like look i totally love myself i love me some me and i'm not going to try to shroud that or hide that or dress that up with bullshit talk about, I'm an activist and I'm changing the world and I'm slashing down the jungle to help the next generation. You're a fucking cunt. And you're a self-centered bitch. And that's who you are. There are people that do that, by the way.

And they express that. So, like, a guy who, this is a strategy that works a guy will present himself as a dude who's heterosexual and who wants to get in that ass well okay the pussy he wants to fuck the girl and he doesn't make any bones about it he's just like i got no qualms i'm here i'm into you you're hot i'm hitting on you straight up. I like you. And there is a refreshing quality to the fact that he is not hiding one damn thing about his intentions. He is authentically hetero and he authentically wants to get up in you. And people are like, you know what? You could take it or leave it. You could like it or not like it. But at least the guy

is not a grifter. He's not a bullshit artist artist he's going to present as he is and people love that shit and so but a lot of dudes don't do that route they go the other route I'm here to console and to talk thank you Kyle I appreciate you

I want to wash him out of your ass this cunt is drinking a long ass tea. He's gonna get up like three in the morning which is annoying me. Fuck her. I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed.

I'm done drinking. I've been done drinking. What the hell are you drinking? Yeah, I'm done drinking. I've been done drinking. What do you think he's doing? Yeah, I got a piece of wax. Adios. What? What are you complaining about? I'm watching. What?

Ending the watching. Yeah, by complaining about me. Well, now I can answer some questions. Or that. Hmm. Say. Say. Say. Got rather been the same since Big J.

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