The Yewneek Pod - Crashing a Brendan Schaub stand up show? Compound media drama! Redbar on Kevin Brennan vs Geno Bisconte!
Episode Date: October 15, 2022Another Post mates/Uber eats/grubhub delivery driver gets destroyed! Thiccc boy standup tour is coming to Providence Rhode Island! Will Yewneek attend? Cumia and Gavin on the Alex jones lawsuit decisi...on! One billion in damages?!?!?!! NEW Callen and Tripoli on conspiracies and reacting to Redbars breakdown of the Kevin Brennan/Geno Bisconte fight.
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That rocks!
We had two kids,
walking around,
and I was like, what are you doing here?
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, so you didn't bring it to the door.
You didn't do the instructions on the other door so I'm gonna be outside okay?
I'll be right outside.
Are you ready?
Well, you said no you're outside but you're ready to meet me.
I'm not trying to ready to meet me.
I'm outside with you to meet you, huh?
Yeah, I know you're outside, but you're ready to meet me.
You know who you delivered food to, right?
Yes.
Yes?
Yes, I'm outside.
Well, yes, I know you're outside, I'm going to meet you outside, but you know who you delivered food to.
You might have won the lottery right now.
Well, you followed the directions at the media outside, but... Do you know what's about to happen right now?
So what you were doing with the doggy was to knock it off?
But I'm saying...
Stop.
You read the instructions, right?
I didn't read them.
You read the instructions.
Yeah. No, he's not.
You didn't follow them, but you're talking to me.
There's 41 on the other street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know where you are.
But this is a chance in a lifetime.
I can pull you out of whatever language you're speaking or heard you speaking.
It'll be a job.
It can be more than doing postmates.
Do you know who you're talking to?
Do you have any comprehension of what's happening right now?
So, yeah, what do I gotta do? Yeah, you're outside? Hold on. You keep thinking I'm outside. So, um...
Um, if you quit your job right now,
I will hire you and pay you
60 grand a year.
Hello?
Hello?
Are you still outside?
Yeah, yeah.
So you brought it wrong, but, um... hire you now the train you to do some editing skills
Mom you only do that. I'll pay you 60 grand a year you're willing to do that What? You have to go outside to meet you buddy.
You didn't follow the orders or anything and they weren't at my door, right?
Stupid.
Who you talking?
Hello?
Son? hello those niggas are along the social cells does he claimed he left it outside
or son these happens big Italian Irish I get it, don't worry about it.
I'm just telling you.
I didn't get it.
That's what I have to deal with.
And that nigga actually called me.
And he actually wanted me to go outside to meet him, too.
Look, I don't pay all the things.
I don't pay for their exclusive grubhub or
postman or I pay with all that shit they will not bring it to your door and
that's why these niggas get a dollar donation or tip that's why in
perpetuity they always get a dollar tip.
That's why.
By the way, that nigga is fucking retarded.
Tomorrow night, there'll be another retarded nigga.
No one makes their living doing this.
In my state or city,
maybe in LA and New York,
nigga rock it.
One or two people.
But, yeah, that's why They can rock it. One or two people. But.
Yeah.
That's why.
You don't tip these people.
Did you.
Even see.
What do you even say.
What do you even say.
I was talking about. I got the food.
Well you need to go get it. It's not my job. Oh yeah I know. I got to put on my jogging pants. And jog to go get it. They come. And they get the foods. Alright, well you need to go get it.
It's not my job. Oh yeah, I know. I gotta put on my
jogging pants and jog to go get it.
Of course it wasn't left in front of the door, which is my
point. But
this is my point.
I have to fucking
put on a suit and go get the food
that wasn't left.
I wish I said it, nigga.
It wasn't left in front of my door where I said it wasn't gonna be left. I wish I said it nigga. I wasn't left to run to my door where I thought it was gonna be left.
Wait.
Yeah, what's good?
Trying to contact you.
Please check your app.
Thanks.
Maybe they're calling you.
Why are you calling me?
Oh, they hung up.
I thought you called back or something.
What's that?
No, you didn't.
What? Yeah. consumer no you didn't yeah if you're delivering food for grubhub or something
you or anything here that's why nothing will last if I retired but, once again I will say, LA and New York, they might be killing.
Did you hear the retarded shit that nigga babbled?
I was trying to help.
I had no idea what's happening.
Oh, here's my address.
Everyone knows my address and name.
I'm being sued by Brendan Shaba Hollywood.
Everyone knows my name and address oh we got the
food all right and of course he left it outside but I did get my food
that's not true at all this is all bullshit here's what going on Brian so
that dumb faggot could have came on. Maybe it was funny. Jeremy, I need to get a hat to sign.
Just to lower the mood. Thank you. so This motherfucker thinks he's gonna come
to my city, my state, my own dojo,
and I'm not gonna go see him?
My God.
First and foremost.
Not only here, but you think for three days,
are you, did you, could you, would you?
Why would I be scared to go to his show?
Why would I be scared to go to his show?
At the comedy place in Providence.
Yeah, Dummy had to change the name of his tour by the way
it's no longer the
Trash Panda Tour
that sold no tickets
now it's going to be the
Oh He Thick Tour
oh he's fucking retarded
he's a fucking faggot
and he's going to San Jose,
Salt Lake City,
Calgary, Canada,
San Antonio, Houston, Milwaukee,
East Providence,
and then Washington.
First of all,
first and fucking foremost,
I guarantee you he doesn't show up
to do this gig.
He will not, well, this gig he will sell enough tickets.
Because not only do...
am I going to this show,
I'm bringing friends
and family and we're seeing all three.
So this will be
the one show in Providence.
I might not
sell it out, but I'll
be there. What about 15 people out but I'll be there what about 15 people
and I'll pay for all their tickets
oh we're going to see him
for three nights
so that show
he can't just cancel because of low tickets
so
yeah we're going to see Shab
live Yeah, we're going to see Shab. Live.
You don't think they let me in?
I know the people who work there.
I got let in.
Let me assure you of that.
We're the smallest state.
Trust me.
I got let in. Trust me. I got let in.
Trust me.
A nigga who works there is my cousin.
Trust me.
I get in.
And all my people.
You might see another me with dreads.
Fucking appearance.
For those three days.
Oh, we're going. We're buying the tickets, we're going.
We're buying the tickets. We're going.
We're going.
I've been to that
club before. I saw Ari Shafir there.
Why would I
announce this?
Why wouldn't I announce this?
Dash is going to the show.
I'll see Dash there.
I'll go in there.
It's very tight and packed in there too.
In that club.
You're right up against everybody.
Oh yeah.
Like I said.
Not only am I going. I'm buying at least 15 tickets.
I'm bringing family and friends.
We have to watch Brendan Schaub do a stand-up.
I'm not bringing Dez or any women.
But family and friends, we're going to go watch him.
I sound coherent? Yes I do
Smegma?
What the fuck is Smegma?
I don't know what Smegma is
Why are there new names in here talking shit?
Is this Mark Harley?
And Glass is gonna be there
No I'm not gonna heckle him I would never heckle a comedian and Glass is going to be there.
No, I'm not going to heckle him.
I would never heckle a comedian.
Not with a heckle shot, because he's not a comedian, no.
I don't know how I want to heckle him.
I guarantee you, this will be another cancelled thing like another thing.
But I will buy tickets.
At least 15.
For each show on the first, second, and third.
Smekal is a dick cheese?
Ah, something European.
Don't uncircumcised people get dick cheese is as British it Yeah, but it's me, some friends and family.
I'm going to go see a show.
I like how in that comedy club, too, when you're outside in line,
you get to see the comic pull up.
Because we're so small, you get to see him pull up.
Like when Ari Shafir pulled up.
And he got out with that fat chick.
Who I assume is his girlfriend.
Like hey that's Ari.
Who's that fat chick?
I thought it was just his manager.
But he was like that's his girlfriend.
I was like oh.
Okay but you get to see them right there in the parking lot.
Right before they go on.
No we're not going gonna go there and not laugh
and heckle. We're not going to do that.
We're just gonna go see the Brendan Schaub show.
Sal Governale
always talked about dick cheese.
Yeah, he's not circumcised so of course
you're gonna walk me to his truck
was he funny
I left early
only because
I'm not a good person to watch stand up comedy
but I will watch Boppa's
go live when I see him?
I don't know if you're allowed
to go live.
Who's gonna...
No one has a restraining order
against anybody.
How do you know Brendan Schaub's not circumcised, by the way?
That's a weird thing to know.
Is he not?
They will not remove me.
I could film,
but I'm not gay like that, so.
But, uh, yeah, I will not be removed.
Let me assure you, I will not be removed.
So that's what I said no I said if
you're not circumcised
you got dick cheese
you said you knew he wasn't
wore glasses and have a camera
I have no interest
in recording his act
no just me and at least 15 maybe more In recording his act.
No, just me.
And at least 15, maybe more.
You understand, I have to buy enough tickets to actually make him come.
He's canceling all his gigs.
He's not going to do fucking half of these.
So, because they're going to get canceled because he didn't sell any tickets.
I'm just saying the Rhode Island show will be sold, half the tickets, at least by me, by myself.
With me, me with Dredds, and all my boys and family.
I think we have, if you calculate it, a thousand years in prison time between all of us for violent felonies, but we will be there
for those three days.
We will be there.
I don't know how old
school anyone is. Niggas in here don't even
know what me with dreads is.
No, they don't take your
phone away.
Box of three or fours.
Doesn't matter how I buy the tickets. I'm getting in. Yeah, Me With Dreads has been out now.
Kind of for like over a year now, Me With Dreads has been out.
And we needed something to hang out with each other again.
Boom, the Brendan Schaub thing for three days.
Why would I sneak in a flask to a bar?
You know, there's a little bar
there, right? Why would I sneak
in a flask?
I'm his biggest fan? No, he's suing
me, faggot. What are you talking
about? No, I'm not
going to take my kids. I'm not
even taking women.
Just me, me with dreads,
some of our friends and family.
We're going to go pay,
shop, and visit.
There are three days here.
I doubt he comes here now.
Let me assure you,
this will probably be canceled.
Yeah, as Scambait said it.
It'll be canceled.
Although I'm buying enough tickets,
so it shouldn't be canceled.
It'll be canceled like everything,
every other gig he does
i believe 40 million deaths no problem go bananas yeah defend him i think he came in number one
over and by the way that's a very serious news source yeah that sits there defending stalin
talks about what oh yeah there's no demon talk or it's no,
I will eat your ass.
There's a record of,
and this is something I,
this is the,
the way,
by the way,
I don't think he got to learning the facts of the case,
but the Alex Jones shit,
if I was him,
I would just say,
cause they're all saying
Sandy Hook definitely happened and you're wrong
well then show me a picture of a dead kid
I mean
there have to be pictures of him
as a crime scene
I don't think there's any
trust me I believe
Sandy Hook happened 100%.
I'm not insane like Alex Jones.
But if I was Alex Jones, I'd be like,
you want me to pay you money?
Show me a classroom full of dead kids.
What are we really doing here?
You could prove it so easily.
And if you can't provide that proof,
well, then my claim is
it didn't happen. We see
every tragedy picture. We see
9-11, a train
get blown up, dead bodies everywhere.
I've never
seen any
picture of Sandy Hook children
killed. Thank God I've never seen
that. It would be a fucked up picture to see.
But if I was Alex Jones in his
spot, in his position, now I'd be like
I ain't paying
shit that you show me a picture of that kid.
You just
got the pictures. You don't really have to.
Show me one
picture of that kid and it's over.
Weirdest part of the whole
Alex Jones on trial here
and especially
just about a billion dollars in damages.
He has a record of doing a certain type of show.
It's based on what would be called conspiratorial.
It's very off the beaten path of these stories.
So he was just doing exactly. it's very off the beaten path of these stories.
So he was just doing exactly,
if he was a reputable news source,
which doesn't exist anymore, kids,
just letting you know,
and he came out with this,
you may have a reason.
I don't even think then.
I don't even think then.
I don't even think then.
Right.
But he has a record of,
you know what he does for a living.
You know the type of show he does.
You know, years ago it was the, he touched on everything.
Every conspirator.
And here's the thing, Southpaw.
Then you can get your gun control thing done.
If every ad, we need to get
guns out of America, it just showed
the dead kids at Zanahook,
you might achieve it.
Why
am I not seeing, there have to be pictures,
autopsy
photos, afterwards photos, it didn't
happen in the 1940s,
maybe it happened
in what, 2010 or something like
tutorial thing the 911 stop that was that the New World Order the fucking
also I guess I'll get the left credit on that they'll exploit children's deaths maybe not that much to show their deaths though you're
getting credit on that which is a stand-up thing they can credit on i mean you should take away
your guns because there was a mass shooting but they're not willing to show the photos of it
because it did happen i'll get a credit on that, though. Stuff which, by the way, like you said,
there is some of it that comes to fruition.
Right.
And you realize that he was right.
And we want those guys in society stirring up the mud
in case some of it is true.
Yeah.
We want to, like, I don't, I'm still,
I've gone, not 180 degrees,
but I've totally changed on 9-11 where I was like,
100% Osama bin Laden, fuck you.
Absolutely. And now I'm like, I don't know what that tower I
maybe Bush knew was coming he allowed it I don't blame Islam but I'm open to
different interpretations but yeah he's always been a place where you could go
for you don't normally hear right yeah, right. And now, like, we have rules for free speech that are in the books.
If I say, I don't like Garrett, kill him,
that has no real bearing as a threat because I'm just a guy, it's silly.
If there was, I think it was a leader of the Bloods or the Crips
in Baltimore or something who said, kill Kanye.
If you see him on site,
shoot him down after he was okay with Trump.
Now that's different because you had authority
as a leader of a violent street gang.
I agree with them.
Here's the problem.
I've seen a clip.
It was Matt Longone.
He forgave it, whatever.
When he accused parents of being crisis actors,
and they're not, they do get to see you for defamation.
When he said,
that nigga's father is like really a firefighter or something,
and he's not.
He just had his kid killed,
but you're like, he's really a fire fighter, isn't he?
I don't know, but I'm assuming that something that they're not,
yeah, they can and should be able to see for defamation.
You said I'm something I'm not.
Who murders people on a regular basis.
Right.
You were just including him in one of your many murders.
That is illegal. That's illegal.
That's not free speech.
And again, you do have to take into consideration, you know, past performance being.
They're talking about the overall Sandy Hook thing.
I only want one thing, one video where he accused that dude as a crisis actor, and he apologized and said he was wrong.
However, he did technically defame that dude.
He said that dude wasn't really a dad.
He was a dad and a conspiracy actor.
Well, that nigga should get money. And by the way, I don't think Alex Jones was that into the Sandy Hook thing to where he should be sued for a billion dollars to begin with though. Like the fact that he gave these niggas not any money. Like I said, daddy defamed a billion dollars. no, really?
That's fucking retarded.
By the way, in a lawsuit, you cannot award people more money than the thing has.
So, that's like, the money said a trillion dollars.
What does that mean?
That's gay and down for a lawsuit. And I said, we hand you
a quadrillion, quadrillion dollars. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. That's a horror. I did that against Alex Jones, but...
Well, yeah, that technically was defamation
because he said that was a crisis actor.
Connected to what you might do in the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see.
That's what I want to see.
We're gonna be a billion kajillion dollars. You can't have a war telling more money than a person has?
I don't think you can do that technically in a lawsuit, to be honest with you.
It's not satire like The Daily Show.
No.
But it is kind of in the realm. Yeah satire like The Daily Show. No.
But it is kind of in the realm.
Yeah, shouldn't The Daily Show be held accountable for what they're doing and what they've said that's false?
They're saying it in a comedic way, but they're serious.
Oh, we're joking.
Jon Stewart is talking about trans.
Yeah, the reason why you can't do that, and that's not a legal right,
like, it makes sense that you can do that,
if you're gonna pay that.
Well, they were afforded $100 million,
you know, $100 million.
They were jailed.
Well, no, it don't work that way.
Um, predictions.
Alex Jones pays 100 of that shit.
They continue being Alex Jones says that shit. It can say anything, Alex Jones.
Or OJ.
I don't know if he works with me, but he's still OJ.
I just want to say that's kind of how they feel.
Forward.
Definitely pro-trans.
Yeah.
Just conveying his pro-trans sentiment right in a funny way yeah
you can tell what they're trying to say when you watch the daily show yeah yeah but so what we're
what's happening now is we are having babysitter jurists section the city fans who are just
vindictive control the courts not the lawyers the lawyers, not the defense, not the prosecution, not the judges, just these cunty kids.
Yeah.
That's our justice system now.
Well, when, because it does boil down to the jury of your peers and the peers change over time.
The peers aren't the same now.
We're Alex's peers.
Yeah, we're Alex's peers.
We should have been on the jury.
And said, how much?
Nothing.
Zero dollars.
Zero dollars.
You have to pay his fucking legal fees.
Everything in lawsuits,
you have to look after over judges when they appeal.
Lawsuits can be appealed.
And they appeal in law,uits can be appealed. And if you don't lawsuit,
I'm going to show you Alex Jones
and I'm going to pay a billion dollars.
An apology.
An apology.
How about just like,
I kind of thought it was a fake shooting.
I guess I was wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He could say that.
And, you know,
I don't understand why he's held to such a level because he's effective
because he's pro-trump people listen this fine is about trump by the way everything these days
is about trump even this hunter thompson shit as mark levin pointed out it's about trump hunter
thompson i'm sorry hunter biden hunter s biden i'm going to prosecute him for all his crimes.
Right.
Which is a fine and a misdemeanor for lying on a form.
Yeah.
Now I can come at Trump full blast.
Trump is even mentioned in the Hunter indictments.
Because we've already done that.
See, we're fair.
We did.
Yeah, yeah, see?
We did Biden's son.
We do you.
We're the justices.
And then you bring up Hunter Biden again on Twitter,
and you'll get 80 fucking they already did that
he went through the whole
thing and they pay it's like no no
you don't get that he should have been
in fucking prison
and the worst part is Merrick Garland's
career in the
history books will say he was a fair guy
I mean he did the president's son
Hunter Biden
the election's coming up Hunter Biden. The president's son. Like, that is it all choreographed.
The election's coming up.
They don't want it to, because one of the big questions
is, you know, Biden defending his son,
getting preferential treatment.
He's, well, no, look.
Look, Biden's so, he could stop him.
Like, Trump tried to stop, but he didn't.
He let it go through.
Oh, they're so fucking stupid.
I bet he doesn't even know that Hunter Biden is being prosecuted. No, no. He let it go through. Oh, they're so fucking stupid. I bet he doesn't even know that Biden is being prosecuted.
No, no.
The last thing we heard from him on that was like,
nobody fucks with a Biden.
Nobody fucks with a Biden.
Right?
Right?
Is that right?
Why the fuck with that?
It's like Tom Cruise.
I kind of want to just check out Duke and Swersey's social club.
See them tripling in Ryan Cowan. I kind of just want to check out Duke and Cersei's social club.
Santa and Ruffalo and Ryan Cowan.
I kind of just want to check it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Romanian.
You wanted me to speak?
Yeah, I'd like to hear a little Romanian. Do you want to, for real?
Watch this.
But the language, though, not English.
Yeah, let's hear the language.
Here's my fluent Romanian.
The girl belongs to us.
You will keep walking because
the girl belongs to us, my friend.
She belongs to us.
I'm going to get her. Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck. Hold on.
You got divorced.
Canceled. Good luck Hold on What was that movie Taken
Okay they were
They were
They were
They were Albanians.
They were Albanians, you racist fuck.
Albanian, Romanian, you know.
Bulgarian.
Eastern European.
Okay, so let's see this.
I don't know if... This isn't it either.
It's fine, bro.
You know, don't worry about it.
I'm just having a real, real...
Yeah, like these ones crack me up.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look at that.
Yeah, totally real.
That looks real, dude.
Yeah, for sure.
Because they did set up cameras.
And the cameras are.
Yeah, look at that.
Whoa, dude.
Whoa.
So real. Dude, and that that. Oh, dude. Whoa. So real.
Dude, and that's the
aftershock.
Oh, look at that
shot.
That's a nice shot.
Look at the
cameras.
Perfect.
Everything else is in
devastation, but the
camera sits perfectly.
So perfect.
Oh, dude, that's an
island.
But what are you
saying, though?
Are you saying that
there has never been a nuclear weapon dropped?
What I'm saying is that the notion that there's this big, big super nuclear bomb
that will devastate everything, I don't believe in it.
Really?
Yeah, I think there is.
I think there's big bombs go boom, big bombs go boom, okay? But I think the nuclear bomb threat is just a giant thing
to basically control people with fear.
Big bomb go boom!
Really?
Yeah.
So they went, guys, here's Operation Big Bomb Go Boom.
Operation Big Bomb Go Boom is how we're going to scare people.
But we can't split the atom.
Oh, God, dude.
I have a new, I just heard of a new operation.
You guys are going to be crazy.
Operation Pegasus.
Look up that thing, bro.
I just learned about it last night.
Operation Pegasus, dude.
Time travel, dog.
Well, Operation Pegasus dude time travel dog well operation Pegasus is do you know the
myth of Pegasus no There was a horse that could fly.
And where was the horse trying to get to?
The sun.
Yes.
And who was riding the horse?
Icarus.
Okay, no, but I like...
Hercules.
It doesn't matter.
Either way...
Cartoon Hercules.
I like that you're guessing all these things and it's good.
What happened to Icarus?
What did Zeus do to the horse?
Do you know Zeus killed his father, right?
Burnt his wings off.
Yes, the sun melted the wax.
I feel like you're teaching your child right now.
Yes, and he sent a gadfly to sting the horse.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what a gadfly is?
What is a gadfly?
A gadfly is basically a horsefly that'll fucking bite really hard.
But when you call somebody a gadfly, they're people that shake.
They shake shit up.
They're like the kind of people like, you know, this is how we do things.
And a gadfly comes along and goes, I don't agree.
You're a gadfly.
Here's why.
You're definitely a gadfly.
Horsefly, fourth most aggressive animal on planet Earth.
Oh.
Also.
What?
The autofocus on that camera is really making me angry.
Can you scoot up a teens just a scoach?
Wait a minute.
Horseflies are the fourth most aggressive animal on planet Earth?
Yeah.
So they're the Puerto Ricans of animals?
I'm going to guess the top four.
So they're the Puerto Ricans. Of animals? I'm going to guess the top four. So they're Puerto Ricans.
Of animals?
I, sir.
I will say Puerto Ricans, from my experience in New York, they don't take any shit.
Yeah, they don't take shit.
They'll fight you right now.
They're great, and their women are gorgeous.
No, they will fight you right now.
If I lived in New York, I'd have a thousand Puerto Rican kids.
Best.
A thousand. Yeah. Never pulling out. Gorgeous people. Okay, do you. If I lived in New York, I'd have a thousand Puerto Rican kids. Best. A thousand.
Never pulling out. Gorgeous people. Okay, do you want to do top five? Yeah.
Wait, I'm going to guess. Okay. Alright,
hold on. Fucking Wolverine.
It's got to be up there.
Bull shark. Bull sharks.
What is this? Bull sharks.
Bull sharks, wolverines,
badgers.
I think it's going to be something we don't expect.
Horseflies.
Like butterflies.
And there's an ant in there.
There's some kind of a fucking ant.
Fire ants.
Yeah, you're very right about the number two most aggressive animal, the fire ant.
Okay.
Yeah, I got that.
So horsefly is number four.
Number four.
Number three is the hippopotamus.
Ah, hippos.
I forgot about hippopotamuses. And number one is? epipodomus ah epos i never i forgot about epipodomus and number one
is non-binary feminist non-binary fifth wave feminist it's literally right here
that's 100 no it's the Nile crocodile.
Holy fuck, of course.
That's our biggest fear.
Shit.
Hey, let me ask that list.
That count is funny.
You can count everything,
keep the reef.
I fuck up,
but I count as shit.
I'm literally the hottest sugar. I'm a, what I count as shit. I married a hundred sugar.
I'm like, count as new shit.
A hundred sugar.
She's 19, even her.
Came with Sonny and married her.
I don't know.
We all fucked it up.
We're talking about now.
Shit.
Well, AG, so AG is a fucking professional diver yeah and he retrieves bodies and all kinds what yeah he does all that is he also the guy puts them there too so he knows exactly where
they are yes i think bob's over here let me go take a look wow got it again he's an expert he's
really good there's how you must have someone got a sixth sense he's an expert. He's really good. You must have something that got a six cents. He's an expert on shark behavior
like great whites.
There are places he will not dive
because that's where
great whites are hunting.
When you see people
like swimming with great whites,
it's like, oh my God.
It's like, no, no.
That's because they're not hunting.
Never, ever want to do that.
But that's because
they're not hunting.
But if you fucking try to swim
with a great white
in its hunting grounds,
he'll shred you.
Yeah.
He'll fucking shred you.
What about this list? Well, that's a cassowary. They're bad motherfuck its hunting grounds, he'll shred you. Yeah. What about this list?
Well, that's a cassowary.
They're bad motherfuckers.
Yeah, that's a dinosaur.
Yeah.
I can't stand those, man.
Those are literal.
Dragons.
Oh, snaps.
Your list sucks, Dylan.
Look at that.
Sun bears kill more people in India
because they, I guess, you're in the...
Because all you want to do is hug a sun bear.
That's the closest to a care bear I've ever seen in my life.
They kill the fuck out of people.
Sun bears kill the fuck out of people.
Hippos.
Yeah.
Oh, wild boar.
Yeah, wild boar is always attacking people.
Cape Buffalo 100. Well, that Cape Buffalo looks like it's just getting... Yeah, wild boar is always attacking people. Cape Buffalo 100.
Well, that Cape Buffalo looks like it's just getting.
Yeah, that's a weird picture.
And the number one, the black Kobe Bryant.
Black Mamba.
Kobe Bryant.
We should just do AG's list then.
What's the number one most aggressive animal?
Bull shark.
Are you more afraid of bull sharks in the water or great whites?
You're more afraid of bull sharks in the water or great whites? You're more afraid of bull sharks.
Oh, really?
Give him a fucking mic.
So bull sharks.
Yeah, bull sharks are the most aggressive.
There's some study that says bull sharks have the highest concentration of testosterone in their body out of any creature on Earth.
They're highly aggressive.
They're the crocodile of the ocean.
They will hunt you.
They will actively hunt you.
Yeah, they just killed a lady in the Caribbean, like, last week on a snorkeling trip.
They attacked her and then just proceeded to eat her in front of a group of people.
What?
And then there was, I mean, there's countless stories like this.
Nat Geo was doing Shark Week, and they were standing in waist- a group of people. What? And then there was, I mean, there's countless stories like this. Nat Geo was doing shark week and they were standing in waist deep water.
Yeah.
They were talking about sharks and the guy got the back of his calf bit off
on camera.
What?
By a bull shark.
Dude, number one question I ask.
I don't care if it's a ocean, sea, kiddie pool, puddle.
Are there sharks?
Me too.
Is there a shark in this?
You know one thing, Tripoli, you got retard kids,
you're a retard, and you
fuck a seven-year-old, they take him
and your kids are
retards. I don't care what your thing
was. You're
a weirdo faggot, whatever.
And you're not
going to be funny. I'm going to sell you tickets.
You are on Rogan and Bob
No growth
And our boys to know
Yes
You say you're sorry
There are retarded priest who was kind of a zombie to fire earth and shit.
Fuck you, you dumb faggot.
Ugh.
Thank God you're dead.
Thank God you're dead.
And uh, like, how do you say that? and uh like yeah as you should be then what were you are you aren't rogan you failed
utterly
you're in the biggest podcast ever at Let It Nothing.
Because you have nothing to offer.
Because you're a deaf thing and a spaghet homeboy.
And now I know you're on because you're a deaf thing and a sp finish second homeboy, but, um.
Yeah.
You're, it seems hurriedly.
Not funny.
Sorry, Sam, you're not funny.
I like you.
But you're not funny.
I like you.
Look at your thing.
I don't know. I don't know.
You're a person of sin.
You're not funny.
You're essentially not funny.
You're just a whore. But it's not fine. It's not fine. It's not fine.
It's not fine.
Sorry, Sam.
Now, as of right now, um, fuck your retard kids too. You didn't even learn her, without me, huh?
You didn't send me a ton of kids to go on that audit.
Fuck you, Trillian.
You did a lot of shit, a lot, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying? Me, me and Jordan, this man right here,
we're gonna see Britain and Shop.
The one gig Britain and Shop can't cancel.
They can't sell tickets.
You know, if they cancel that game in Rhode Island, so we can't sell tickets.
If you cancel that game in Rhode Island, I'm buying all the tickets and we're going to be there.
Yeah, we're doing that gig. December 1st is there... I don't know.
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How about that?
They can survive in fresh water.
In fresh fucking water.
Yeah.
Get me out.
And how big do they get?
A big 10, 12 feet.
Think about that.
10, 12 feet.
The story of Jaws is about a bull shark.
The original story is about a bull shark.
And then they changed it to Great White
because they wanted everybody to hate white people.
Is that the rumor?
Well, maybe not.
But Great White, that's a fucking...
Who's the most deadly animal while we hear bull sharks?
Like if a killer whale and a bull shark go out, who's winning?
Mosquito.
Mosquito?
Oh, yeah.
Bill Gates' mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are, I think, responsible for more human deaths than anything. whale and a bull shark go at who's winning mosquito mosquito oh yeah bill gates is mosquitoes
mosquitoes uh i think the responsible for more human deaths than anything yeah mystery but hippos
kill more people in africa than anything and then uh nile crocs are right behind that oh now crocs
if you're in africa stay away from water stay the fuck away from water yeah that's my rule
that's the thing about being in places like Africa.
If you fall in that water, you're going to die.
Hold on, what?
Mosquitoes kill a million people a year?
Yeah, that's falling, though.
That's fine.
Well, dengue fever, all kinds of different fevers,
and then you have malaria.
How come we haven't waged war against mosquitoes?
We are.
We've been waging war against mosquitoes for
the longest time. That's why we drain
swamps. That's why
you drain bodies of water. That's why in a lot of
places you never have standing water, ever.
Because they lay their eggs there.
So one of the things that a municipality
will do is get rid of these
swampy areas.
Now they're breeding mosquitoes
to be sterile so that they can't reproduce. So they're breeding mosquitoes to be sterile
so that they can't reproduce.
There's a whole program.
So they're like Japanese men?
Is that the problem with the Japanese?
They don't want to get it on.
Well, they had a very aggressive population
control program
that now they're paying for
because there's not enough young people in Japan.
Isn't that crazy?
There's no young Japanese.
Same with China.
China's in so much trouble.
China's biggest threat.
Do you think it's that it's just like testosterone or just women are annoying?
Right?
You're just like, why am I even going to stick my dick in you?
Go away.
I'm just going to do the metaverse.
China enforced a one-child policy.
Right, right.
And everybody wanted boys.
In World War II, we killed all their male population.
Oh, yeah.
All their population of healthy, strong males. They were a super aggressive warrior culture.
And we killed every single one of them in World War II.
Yeah, I mean, that's what happens in France.
And then we dropped a fake atomic bomb on them.
Bam!
You got it.
Circle back.
Brian!
Circle back.
Circle back.
Brian, is it going to be crazy that on a show of two people, you've come in third place?
Isn't that nuts?
Dude.
There's two people on the show, and you're in third place.
Bro.
Bro, listen, man.
I fucking... Of two, you are three. No, man. I fucking...
I'm two, you are three.
No, man, this is not cool.
It's just not correct.
That's so crazy.
I love this Dylan, this trickster Dylan.
Do we think that Nancy Pelosi actually bought shares of Amgen?
Well, a lot of it is also this theater, it's a haunted house.
But you don't seem to be all over this Nancy Pelosi thing.
And it's because you got caught in two conspiracies.
You just got caught in your own web.
Oh, my God.
Sam doesn't believe in radiation or that you can take potassium iodide
because he doesn't believe in science.
And he doesn't believe that Nancy Pelosi actually bought the Amgen things.
And if she did, it's a psyop because there's no such thing as having to worry about those kind of pills,
even though they make them and even though Amgen makes them.
And even though the U.S. government bought a shitload of them.
That must be a conspiracy theory.
You got caught in your own web.
Is it?
What is it, dude?
I'll tell you what it is.
Why'd she buy those shares?
She probably did buy those shares.
And it probably is just all part of the theater of the haunted house
to get you everyone scared about nuclear war.
You not think that Putin is going to use nuclear weapons?
I don't know, but I mean, like, this is the most interesting thing.
Putin's a pussy and a loser.
Go off to Ukraine.
By the way,
go off to white people.
Russia is going to be the most woke country ever.
You're going to get defeated by white people
who will install MLK as a holiday in Russia.
That's how sad Putin is.
Putin ended up being the saddest.
There's going to be a no-ro. I'm the saddest. Dylan's a super young guy here, right?
I mean, like, I was born in 72.
And the Vietnam War.
How did you not just.
The shirt didn't even get named.
I went for three more years after I was born.
So I didn't have a real understanding of it
because obviously it was done before I started retaining, you know.
The problem is I have nukes and they always just fuck me.
They fuck with you or use them, but you can't use them.
Well, then really what the fuck is the point?
Any understanding of the world around me. And they can't use them. You, what the fuck is the point? Any understanding of the world around me.
And they can't use them.
You can't nuke.
You bring the wreck, infect him.
Go down your bluff and you sound like a pussy.
You're pulling his a pussy.
So, but I've been, I've seen wars.
I haven't been to war, but I've seen our country go to war.
This is the first time where I think it's so beyond obvious
that the United States is the aggressor
and is doing stuff to try to poke the bear to pull Russia into a war.
I mean, they attacked Ukraine.
We have it so blatant that they bombed the Ukraine or the U.S.
probably together with the help of NATO.
I don't think the U.S. would have done that.
That seems to be contrary to their interests, and here's why.
The U.S. doesn't exactly want Germany.
Hit it?
Hit it?
Well, wait.
The U.S. doesn't want.
Ukraine for sure bombed that pipeline, but why would the U.S. do it?
Because they want war.
Wait, wait wait hold on the
us but but that that put that put germany do you can i ask you something real quick can i ask you
something do you think that the united states is trying to stop war no we're supporting the ukrainian yes as we should and the fact these faggot what that dude that video in my discord
a russian dude and his dick sucked by another russian dude and they got bombed and died
as horrible as that is
russia whoa As horrible as that is. Russia.
Whoa.
If I was president, I would invade Russia right now.
You pussies couldn't even do Ukraine.
I've heard of these nukes.
I assume they're Russian nukes.
Like the Russian space program. You said you have them, but you don't really have them.
If I was president, me personally, and I seen this shit, I'd be like, alright, we're conquering Russia right the fuck now.
They can't even take over Ukraine.
Again, hot white girls. They can't take over. Their resistance is At least the Muslims will do suicide bombings and shit.
Russia right now is losing to a country whose military is hot white chicks.
The greatest foreign stars on earth.
And that's who you're losing to?
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instead of Arabia.
You're losing
to a bunch of white chicks
who do OnlyFans
and then kill some Russian soldiers,
really.
And they're really doing...
By the way,
the fact that a war is
really happening to me is going to fuck me up. Because I see the footage guys in there.
Uh-oh.
They're having a conflict.
And Russia is losing.
Do you have nukes?
I love the fact, by the way, we just seem to have nukes.
Do you?
I would even challenge, do you have nukes?
I don't know what I'm saying, do you?
Could you nuke something?
I don't know if it's a question if they have nukes or not. I don't know, it might work or not.
You lost it,
W-1 area, Where the country go?
And what?
You lost
the white rich kids.
By the way, the white rich kids in that country.
You know them.
I don't know.
I don't know if they
they have no name.
You know what I don't know what to do. They have no name.
They have no name.
They have no name. They're not going to use them.
They're going to nuke themselves.
Yeah.
They're going to nuke themselves.
Don't need you commenting on shit, all right?
God damn it, Dylan.
Dude, that was perfect.
Are you crazy?
Bro, the U.S. and Europe.
You think the U.S. doesn't want this war, the U.S. government?
Absolutely not.
I think the U.S. government wants Russia out of Ukraine. Now, I do think that the U.S. has to bear some responsibility for its provocation
of not voicing in the strongest terms their objection to Ukraine being a member of NATO.
And Ukraine was flirting with that idea, and the U.S. signed a pact with Ukraine,
which was provocation number one, which said we won't get in the way of your involvement
and your membership, your bid to be a member of NATO.
That was a clear provocation, and no one's talking about it.
Brian, are you acting under the assumption
that the Ukraine is acting freely?
That there's no strings being pulled?
Well, I think the Ukraine considers themselves a sovereign country.
Yeah, but nobody's pulling strings over there?
That the Ukraine is just doing this all on its own?
Is that what you think?
The Ukraine has European, NATO, and American support,
military and financial.
So, yes, and there's intelligence support being given
but this is made the us and the europe wants to bleed russia they want to bleed russia and they
ultimately want somebody to you don't think that the united states wants a conflict there
no i do not i don't think there's any value in that at all. Especially since Ukraine was an American ally, and Ukraine was, why would the U.S. want... This move makes kind of sense because Russia did it with Crimea.
And the area in Crimea was a part of Russia.
Now they're doing it with Ukraine.
Although I would assume it makes the same sense. So, remember under Obama, or I don't know, whatever, Russia took over Crimea, and America,
we were like, oh my god, they took over Crimea.
They did a referendum in their country, like Brexit, right?
They're like, are we Crimea or part of Russia?
95% of them are part of Russia. 95% of them are gonna be a part of Russia.
All these shit Eastern Europe parent countries
wanna be a back part of Russia,
which is the United States,
and around the world, so.
We sold it one way and they did it that way.
Is that one this one?
I don't think.
Well maybe this one though.
We sold that as a...
The Russians took over Crimea.
And now the people of Caribbean voted for it.
The Caribbean government didn't vote for it.
So I agree on that.
To, for example, put Germany into major straits.
They can't get oil.
It's a major problem.
Why would the U.S. want India to have a major fertilizer problem when they get their natural gas from Russia for fertilizer?
Why?
Now play it!
Hey!
Hey, dude! I don't like you. Hey!
Hey, dude!
I don't like you.
Okay, but you don't be so blank-faced,
you fucking sociopath.
God damn it.
You don't really believe that.
You don't really believe that. You don't.
You just are playing your character right now, right?
Why do you think the United States,
as if there's a unified body, government body,
why does the United States want war with Ukraine?
Because the military-industrial complex runs our government
and wants war and wants to destabilize that region because it's kazarians
versus tatarians
hey can you not don't do that
yes he knows what i'm talking about dude Dude, this is Kazarian's, bro. Fantasy land.
Yeah, yeah.
Kazarian's versus...
Yeah, bro.
Thank you, Dylan.
There's nothing fucking fantasy about these guys.
Okay, so here's what happened.
So the Clintons went in.
The Reagan...
The George Bush death couple went in,
destroyed the USSR from within.
Wow. Okay. Destroyed it. Broke it up. The Bush? Yeah. death couple, went in, destroyed the USSR from within, okay?
Destroyed it, broke it up.
The Bush?
Yeah.
The Bush dynasty?
Yeah.
Destroyed the, the Soviet Union didn't do it on its own.
Communism didn't just collapse on its own.
The system that just couldn't even sustain itself.
I think communism itself had something to do with it.
Yeah, but there was a lot.
There was outside influences trying to bring it
to its knees because
the Kazarian
mafia... Don't say Kazarian again.
Yeah, Kazarian mafia hated
Russia and what it represents.
That's how it winning the red lines.
So then it imploded
and Boris Yeltsin
was a puppet of
the Clintons. And Boris Yeltsin was a puppet of the Clintons.
You're talking to me.
And Boris Yeltsin called the Clintons to ask if it was okay
if Putin became the leader.
And they said, yes, let's go for it.
So the Clintons were the ones that put Putin into power?
Yeah, yeah.
It had nothing to do with Putin being a KGB operative,
a high-level operative forever. Hold on.
Hold on. This is beautiful.
First of all, the Russians
got tired of waiting in bread lines. That's
really what happened. The economy couldn't sustain
itself. In fact, they tried to keep up
with the United States in an arms race.
It just brought them to their financial
and economic needs.
That's so cute. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And the wall came down because nobody believed in communism, including the people in power.
And in fact, Boris... I don't know what I want. I don't have a college. I'm going to go to Washington State. I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I don't know. I was so young then.
My dad is in the room.
I'm like, man, man.
I don't know.
I'm like,
I'm just gonna read this now.
I don't know what I'm reading.
I don't know what I'm reading.
I don't know only left with one.
The only thing we can do is to raise the defendant.. wasn't the saddest thing ever.
Yeltsin and Gorbachev didn't either.
It made no sense.
That's where Perestroika came in.
And then what happened was,
when the wall came down,
and it was the Wild East,
not the Wild West, but the Wild East,
and people in power who were KGB formed their own little mafia clans.
Yeah.
Now we had chaos,
and the people, the oil barons who are mafia took control of those oil fields,
and now you had some of the richest people in the world.
But Putin, Putin was a KGB guy who said,
hey, this is a disaster.
Putin's numbers were down.
He was trailing in the election.
So then he staged that movie theater massacre,
which was a false flag event, and that got him nationally.
He got him a giant following.
When he killed the mafia guys?
No, that's where he sent in,
and they killed everybody in the movie theater.
No, that was the Chichen Itzpavo.
No, that was a false flag event. That was a false flag event, that was the Chichen Itzpalo. No, that was a false flag event.
That was a false flag event.
It was a Chichen Itzpalo.
It was a false flag event.
There was a Chichen Itzpalo separatist movement.
False flag event.
And they were doing things like.
False flag event.
To get Putin in.
Got Putin in.
Here we are.
They did the movie theater thing.
And then they made a mistake of killing all those children.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And when they did that, Putin said, and you can see it,
watch Putin talk about what he's going to do to the Chechenys
after they killed those school children.
He hits the table, and then he reduced Grozny to rubble.
That was the capital of Chechnya.
He reduced it to rubble.
And it was fucking horrible.
And then he put
Kadyrov, Khamzat Kadyrov
into power, who just
broke the record for getting, being awarded
the most sanctions against him
for his behavior
toward the world stage.
And they actually gave him awards.
And the award goes to, and the guy who has
more sanctions for being the biggest dick
goes to Khamzat, and everybody's like this in Chechnya.
Yay!
And he's getting an award.
Did you see this?
He's getting fucking trophies for being basically public enemy number one.
I'll send it to you.
Hilarious.
I mean, fucking unbelievable.
Like, I was like, are you kidding me here?
So, hey, can we also get into, so that's my opinion.
But your opinion is stupid.
Dylan, what do you think?
Dylan, what do you think?
Any thoughts?
I'm trying to find this speech of Putin smashing the table.
I'm sending you the award.
Kadyrov comes out.
Ramzan Kadyrov was placed on the Russian book of world records
for being the person with the
highest number of government sanctions
imposed against him.
All these governments are like, and another
sanction. You torture gay people. You're getting
sanctioned. And so he turned it into
an award. It's a real award.
I just sent it to you, Dylan.
Watch him receiving the award.
What country does he wear
chechnya the national sport is mma yeah i'm not kidding the national sport is mma he wears he
trains he kills bears here he is here he is watch this turn this up He's clapping for himself.
Look.
Here's another award.
Look at this.
He's granting himself
awards for being the guy
who's the biggest piece of shit on the planet.
Again, yeah.
Yeah.
And they're blowing horns.
Listen, here's what happens
when you get rid of gays. get haircuts like that oh yeah he kills
people himself he's apparently like you know he's he practices mma on political prisoners and
he kills people he rapes he's a horrible man and his special forces brigade are in fucking they're
the ones doing all the atrocities in ukraine all these special forces guys bring up the chechens you are delusional
it is ukrainian nazis that are doing so much of this stuff they're shelling their own people
you mean the russians the russian missile strikes are fake are you saying the russians i'm not saying
that russia hasn't hit the ukraine but a lot of... Are you pro-Putin in this?
I'm not pro-Putin.
You pro-Russia?
I don't think Putin is...
What would you do about...
Oh, what are you, Brian?
Brian, are you pro-Ukraine?
Please tell me.
Are you pro-Ukraine?
I am pro-Ukraine.
What is wrong with you?
I'm pro-Ukraine being a sovereign country.
Oh my God, Brian.
And I'm pro-Russia getting the fuck out of Ukraine.
What?
The Russians don't want to be there.
The Russians don't want to be there.
No Russian soldier wants to be there.
Yeah, that's okay.
It's a tiny group of assholes
at the very top
who have this idea
of Russian expansionism.
Brian, that's not true at all.
You are deep-throating
military industrial complex propaganda.
Oh, who's going to feed... Oh my God. Who who's gonna feed the people at boeing and lucky i mean brian you are so ridiculous a good cop brian brian they had a
deal nato can't go to the border of russia and they did it with the Ukraine.
That is, I will grant that that was... They have bioweapon labs in the Ukraine, okay?
I will grant that there is no question that Russia...
Ukraine is one of the most corrupt places on the planet.
All of that I agree with, actually.
Okay.
All of that I agree with.
So, in this game, at this level, there are no good guys.
Right. Okay? There's no good guys. Right.
Okay?
There's no good guys.
There's no, oh, I like this guy.
He cares.
They're all psychopaths.
You have to be a psychopath to get to that level in the political game.
Okay?
So there's no good guys.
But there was a deal made, and we have broke it, and we have been aggressive in pushing it. And we are, and what the Democrats are consumed with the Russians
and the Republicans are consumed with the Chinese, okay?
And I'm not saying the Chinese are good.
They're not.
They're doing a lot of crazy shit.
But a lot of the stuff that we accuse China of, we do way more, way worse, okay?
I mean, we really are.
Like, we've allowed our government to hijack us though with
with this russian invasion like what do we do what would i do i would fucking get out of it
let them take back the parts that they want bring up a map of of russia and ukraine for a sec
yeah wait here, here's AJ.
Hi, guys.
Yeah.
So since we marched into Berlin in the 40s,
we've been at a Cold War or a proxy war with Russia
for like the last 80 years.
100%.
Ukraine used to be the most powerful country in the world
because it contained more nuclear weapons
for the Soviet Union than anywhere else on earth.
So it was the capital of the Soviet Union, or the heart of the Soviet Union.
Red basket.
Red basket, yeah.
Yeah.
So our goal has always been to get rid of the Ukraine, because that's where the power
of Russia lies.
Putin has to control from military tactics.
He has to have Ukraine from its topography because once you get to the
east side of Ukraine there is where he's at now the train opens up and if we put
our armor there we could roll right into Moscow in a matter of days that's right
so we have a stranglehold on this country if we own eastern Ukraine that's
right look at the map tell us what you're talking about. So there's funnels where Poland is.
There's funnels there by, how the fuck do you say that?
K-O-V-E-L?
Kovalev.
No, Kovalev.
Yeah.
So it funnels down there.
It's mountainous.
You see the mountainous region where it says eastern?
Yeah, Carpathians.
So the armor rolls through there.
It spreads open.
Then once you cross those rivers, look how close you are to moscow and then
that town that used to be um st petersburg yeah that's that's uh they change the name of that
town i think they change the name of that now but we could put armor all on that border and if we
cut off that river right there see that river at the bottom where it goes into the black sea yeah
if we cut off that river we cut off all trade to that city yeah and they're destroyed in a matter of a month we could kill russia easily
we could already do it that's right but also what we're doing is by this proxy war we're just giving
them our weapons everyone's always feared russia that they're this big bad boogeyman i've been
telling people for years as a former military contractor they fucking suck and who's even worse is the Chinese China has
never been in a real war Russia has been in some like little battles but nothing
big the Japanese beat them in a naval battle before World War two oh yeah
Chinese China for sure but we're kicking the shit out of them we're capturing
their technology they're like gen 5 fighters are total trash everything
about their military's
trying to know they're being exposed for what fucking posers they are so Putin's
in this tough spot on what the fuck he has to do next because he if he doesn't
keep fighting we control the border if he keeps fighting he keeps losing because
we keep issuing more it's such a problem we're fucking them up that's why they're
worried he's gonna use some kind of a tactical weapon,
because the other thing they're worried about is that they're saying
if he keeps going, will he stop at Belarus?
Will he stop at Poland?
Will he stop at, you know?
He can't even control the country.
If we pulled out, he couldn't even control the country by himself.
His military is so fucking bad.
But the flip side of that is our next move, the conspiracy move,
is we want to bait the Chinese into doing the same thing in Taiwan.
Yes.
Because then we could fuck up China also by proxy through Taiwan.
China doesn't have the oil for it.
China doesn't have it.
China can't do it.
You know why?
Taiwan's been getting ready for this invasion for 60 fucking years.
So people think Taiwan is just a sitting duck. Taiwan is very ready. Because remember, how does China have to get there?
They have to get there by boat. Good luck. Taiwan will be very ready, very fucking ready. And now
the China scene, the European and American like sort of unification against Russia, they're very
aware that there'll be the same reactions.
It's interesting.
Because they were watching this so closely
because they were like,
this might be our opportunity to go into Taiwan.
China has so many problems, though.
China needs natural gas.
China's going to have a major fertilizer problem.
China has so many fucking problems.
They do not have energy.
They can't get enough energy their navy can only
sail a thousand miles they have they have this navy it's all small boats so it'd be really easy
to fuck them up so china is super vulnerable but the biggest threat to china is the fact they don't
have a population to sustain their economy they have an aging population that's aging so rapidly
and they don't have young people to support their economy
it's crazy nobody saw that coming nobody saw that china would need i think what's going to happen
is china's going to start importing indians they're going to start educating and importing
young indian people because they need them they need chicks they do so what did they also do
most chinese people when they had a one-child policy,
because it's a patriarchal society,
they would abort the female.
It's unbelievable.
And they would have only males.
So now males are so plentiful, but females are not.
So now babies now are like, we need babies.
Let's go.
But it's too late.
They're fucked for the next 20 years.
They're fucked.
For real.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, dude.
Famine is a real issue there what famine for the first time could be a real issue because they can't grow their own food i don't know what's going on
i'm not going to say i don't agree with you guys but you guys obviously have some going into you're
going into spiritual realm right now i know what you're doing i know exactly what you're fucking
doing i know exactly what sam's doing sam is going back
to ancient maps yeah sam's going back to ancient yes sam somehow believes that this is all written
in the because they're oh yeah that there's a book somewhere yeah leather with a leather
binding that is hidden somewhere yeah open up you he'd go here it all is. What have I read? The Bible.
Talk into the mic.
The Bible.
The Bible.
Well, the Old Testament and the New Testament.
What, Brian, you don't believe in God?
I do believe in God.
Why do you say you believe in God,
and then any time we bring up God, you snicker?
Look, all I know is Dylan's wearing fucking top-siders
that preppies were wearing in the 80s with socks.
He's a terrible dresser.
I said it.
You worship at the altar of Dionysus,
and you're a hedonist and a pagan.
Boom!
Oh!
Oh!
I like wine, yeah.
Yeah, I like wine.
Yeah, I do. Guys, what do you think about PayPal? What do you think? Oh, yeah, Peg like one. Yeah, I do.
Guys, what do you think about PayPal?
What do you think?
Oh, yeah, Pegasus.
Let's get into that.
Operation Pegasus.
They believe the U.S. government has achieved time travel.
Thoughts?
Thoughts are that's not a shot.
Not a shot that's happened.
Why?
I talked to a scientist.
I got a better.
Oh, let me guess.
I got a great conspiracy for you.
Yeah.
So I spoke to a really credible, a big, credible scientist. I got a better. Oh, let me guess. I got a great conspiracy for you. Yeah. So I spoke
to a really credible, a big, credible scientist. And so the new thing is these, you've got a lot
of celebrities taking anti-aging drugs. David Sinclair out of Harvard is, you know, they've
created all these anti-aging drugs. And this scientist said, that guy's been sued four times,
but he made so much money,
he sold his anti-aging drugs for $700 million
to a pharmaceutical company.
They did all their research,
and they were like,
holy fuck, we just wasted $700 million
because none of these things fucking work.
Yet you have people like Tony Robbins
and everybody else taking these things,
and he was like,
it's the biggest bunch of bullshit in the world.
So there's a lot of stuff that comes out of science
where it's like, oh, oh, here, here, the world. So there's a lot of stuff that comes out of science. Yeah.
Where it's like, oh, here, here, clip this, go on.
What are you going to say?
Where it's like, this shit doesn't work.
Yeah. It has the potential to work.
Yeah.
There we go.
Dude, I'm not saying.
Yeah.
You just said science is bullshit.
Yeah.
Clip that, bro.
I didn't.
I just said.
You just said science has a lot lost self that doesn't work.
And let's go back retroactively to 184 episodes where you're like,
you're not a scientist.
You're not blah, blah, blah.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying, put your faith in Jesus Christ,
and you will live forever.
You're not meant to live forever.
Immortality is in your hands.
You're not meant to live forever, Brian.
Read the New Testament. you're not meant to live forever brian read the new testament could you uh read that down yeah
between 1962 and 1970 the united states government conducted a corporate operation called project
pegasus led to the successful development of a number of highly advanced technologies enabling
teleportation time travel and holographic time travel. There you go, Brian. Fuck you, Dylan. This is such, where'd you get this from?
Yeah.
God damn it.
Get off the ConXL UFO site.
You say shit.
Hey, dude, this guy does good research.
And look at his graphics.
Dylan is fucking chaos, man.
Yeah.
He's a trickster.
Dylan, thoughts on PayPal?
Oh, so you haven't heard PayPal
had an internal memo get leaked
where they were discussing
that they were going to pull
$2,500 from your
of your money if they found out you were
spreading misinformation
look that up
motherfuckers like that is full social credit score information. Look that up, please.
Motherfuckers.
Like that is full social credit score.
I know somebody who works there.
They're so fucking woke.
They're so woke.
Well, yeah, exactly.
But I want to talk about woke movies.
Hold on.
Can we hold on for a second?
Can we stay on this?
Yes.
Because it's a very big thing.
I've been trying to cancel my PayPal.
It won't let me.
I'm about to wage
holy jihad on their woke asses.
So what are they doing now
if you spread misinformation?
They were discussing a policy that if
they found that you anywhere on the internet
were spreading misinformation,
they were going to fine you
$2,500.
They're not allowed to do that.
Well, they got out and just everybody started pulling their money out,
and they're freaking the fuck out, and they won't even let you do it.
PayPal pulls back and says it won't fine customers.
Whoa.
$2,500 for misinformation after backlash.
Let me see these pieces of shit.
PayPal's backtracked on a published policy
that would have fined users $2,500
for spreading misinformation.
Oh, claiming the update had gone out on error.
An AUP notice recently went out on error
that included incorrect information.
PayPal's not fining people for misinformation,
and this language was never intended
to be inserted in our policy.
Oh, somebody might have sabotaged it.
Our teams, let me see.
Our teams are working to correct our policy pages.
We're sorry for the confusion this has caused.
This is a spokesman for National Review in a written statement.
Guys, go to bed.
National Review.
Wow.
The course reversal, I don't believe them.
The course reversal comes after the policy changes
had started to attract media scrutiny as well as criticism on Twitter former PayPal president David Mark has even
blasted the company over the implication that it could seize customers money for
finding their views objectionable Wow okay so let me let me let me let me let
me say this it does seem that woke movies and woke policy is bad for
business but hold before we move on that that is social credit score I think that It does seem that woke movies and woke policy is bad for business. But hold on.
Before we move on, that is social credit score.
I think that was done on purpose to see people's reaction.
Test the water.
Yeah.
Oh, we're going to put this out.
Yeah.
And we're going to see what people say.
Because at the top, they're all owned by the same people.
It's illegal.
It's illegal.
Those pieces of shit.
But there are people at PayPal that would love to do that.
Don't get me wrong. And then it comes down. And this people at PayPal that would love to do that.
Don't get me wrong.
And then it comes down,
and this is like the biggest issue on YouTube right now.
Like you labeled everything misinformation and all this information's coming out now.
That was all true.
Are you retroactively going to go back?
Look what it did though.
It created a competitor called Rumble.
Didn't it?
I know.
But I mean, youtube is still mainstream
but rumble just went public if they keep doing stuff like that that kind of a reputational thing
is really damaging and more and more people you create a parallel economy you create a parallel
information highway and that's just an opportunity it's's what happens. Look what happened when Patreon and Vimeo
started censoring people.
All these other things opened up.
We're on Rockfin now. Why?
Because we didn't want to be censored.
So to me, let the
marketplace decide. If you
think there's profit in doing business that way
and creating your own echo chamber,
go ahead. How did it work out for CNN?
Honestly, how did it work out for cnn honestly how to work
out for cnn last time i checked tucker carlson seems to be thriving i see him everywhere how
to work out for all those people on cnn don lemon's out of a job who else is out of a job
everybody brian seltzer's out of a job dude chris cuomo tried to go somewhere else and he floundered
and i don't wish bad stuff on people but you did a real disservice to your country, and
people don't forget.
Yeah, I don't know enough.
I personally know Chris a little bit,
and I like him a lot. Of course you do.
Tell me about your personal
interactions with Darth Vader, too.
I went to... Our kids went
to the same school. They're nice
people. They hate their father. No, no, no.
I think Chris Cuomo would probably be the kind of guy
who you'd be surprised.
Yeah, but Brian,
here's my whole thing, man.
You know, I'm sorry.
Like, sometimes you can't just go,
he's a good guy,
just didn't work out.
Do you like anybody
that doesn't like Trump?
Yeah.
Dave Schmidt doesn't like Trump.
I feel like you're team Trump.
No, listen.
I make no illusions of what Trump was and is.
Trump brought in BlackRock to help run the Fed.
Trump gave Fauci a ton of money.
Trump censored free speech on campuses.
He did a plenty of campaign a lot of money, too.
I mean, back in the day, yeah, but I mean, as president, we're talking.
I make no illusions of it,
of,
of what he represents. I still find him better than Joe Biden.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I don't know anything that Joe,
and like,
dude,
we're going into like,
well,
we're two weeks away from these November election.
Everyone thinks this giant red wave is coming.
I don't,
I just have no faith in a hard place.
So the Democrats have to run Joe Biden.
You know why? Because if Joe Biden
doesn't run, who runs?
Kamala Harris. She has to.
Kamala Harris
has to run.
Kamala Harris won't win
a fucking thing.
Ron DeSantis
could beat Trump. Here's why
he can't run against Trump.
Because nobody votes in primaries.
And when you don't vote in the primaries,
the crazies vote in primaries.
The most insane.
And so who votes in the primaries?
That's why Trump wins the primaries.
So DeSantis would lose the primaries.
Can Trump only do one term?
Because he already had a term?
I believe so.
But that's why if I was DeSantis, I would just be his vice president.
That can kill you because he could get silenced.
He'd have to toe the line.
It's a real political liability.
For me, if I'm DeSantis, I sit it out four more years.
Now, that's risky too because Florida, for a thousand reasons,
can take a dive and then you're not riding this economy.
This is the time to strike.
He would beat Trump.
A lot of people who love Trump don't like Trump as a person,
and they would absolutely go with DeSantis.
The problem is he can't, nobody,
if you don't like your candidates,
they don't have any good candidates.
The reason they don't have any good candidates
is because no one votes in primaries.
If you voted in a fucking primary
Which I don't do and no one else does you're so cute. That's why you're so cute
primaries matter to Americans to the public if they took it as seriously as the revolution if
Americans voted on in primaries with the same passion they vote in in the general election
Then we'd have a lot of candidates to choose from but DeSantis will tell you he can't beat Trump in the
primaries because all of Trump's all the loyalists yeah all the credit okay
respect so so so so but what what's interesting is that a lot of young
people are swinging right and the reason young people are swinging right is
because it's counterculture because now the counterculture the reason young people are swinging right is because it's counterculture.
Because now the counterculture, the punk
rockers, are right-wingers.
They're not left-wingers.
Well, I said this. So I think political
correctness is about to die.
I think the mechanism in which to push
it is
just melting away.
According to Jimmy Dore, they found
out that 80% of twitter accounts are bots
they're not even real uh and just think of all the people who make careers off of twitter and
all the tweets and the retweet i'm not gonna say names i know comedians that you see them on stage
they get nothing and then they go on twitter and they're getting like 15 000 likes and 10 000
retweets and you're like what the fuck is going on here?
And it was all manufactured.
It was all astroturfing.
All bots and stuff.
All bots.
To push certain narratives and make things seem like they were what America wanted, what people wanted.
It's all going.
What percentage do you think that is that china and
russia and eastern european bot farms or or is that american the pentagon just got busted doing
a huge bot farm you think the pentagon is i think it's all of them they're all trying to control
pentagon and the military industrial complex want to break us up as a country.
That's a picture of Brian performing for Darth Vader.
Dude, why don't you go fuck yourself, Joe?
Was that Darth Vader's birthday party?
I was a young man then, okay?
Where are you guys going to be?
Brian, did you want to talk about bros real quick?
It sounds like you wanted to go off on bros.
Well, no.
I mean, it shouldn't surprise anybody that every woke Hollywood movie is done really shitty.
I have friends.
I talked about this on another podcast.
I have friends who went to that movie.
They said it was funny.
The problem is it's just been clumped in with this go woke woke go broke thing where people feel like you're forcing it down your throat you they
marketed that all wrong and billy the man and billy the guy on the street or whatever his name
is is really good at that man on the street stuff but he's horrible at connecting with people about
his movie and you know calling people homophobes because they don't want to watch a gay rom-com.
It's like, dude, you don't, we don't owe you anything.
You don't, you are asking us for our business.
You should be coming to us in a way that gets us to the movie theaters.
You didn't do that.
Okay.
There's a, tonight, dude, it's Dodgers are in the playoffs,
and the Kings are opening,
and there's a million live shows going on in LA.
And why am I going to see your movie over all this other stuff that's going on?
That's the market now.
It's oversaturated, and you have to do something that earns people's dollars,
and they feel respected by yelling at them tell
me they don't because they didn't want to go watch a gay rom-com which is like
servicing like 3% of the population I mean did lesbians even go to that right
I mean like what are you talking about that movie was that that movie should
have been on that movie should have been on HBO Go, Netflix, whatever,
to see if there was a market for it.
And if there is a market, then you increase the advertising budget.
It's my theory about the Whitney Cummings show.
Whitney got like $40 million to promote her sitcom on NBC
when she hadn't had a sitcom before.
You're putting way too much pressure on this
to succeed instead of rolling it out
and letting it find its audience.
Right, good point.
Good point.
I like it.
Sam Tripoli, ladies and gentlemen.
I'll see you in fucking Bridgeport this weekend.
Hey, dude, you don't have to swear.
And then I'll be at the Schaumburg Improv
at the end of the month.
You're doing great, Brian.
You're married.
You've got great kids.
You're crushing it.
You've got your Power Ranger ring on right now.
I've got my Power Ranger rubber ring.
I've got fucking tranny screen.
I love this, dude.
I can't wait.
Toe-hole, baby.
I've got chicks with dicks on my sandals.
I've got lizard popes. I'm going to get... I'm, baby. I got chicks with dicks on my sandals. I got lizard popes.
I'm going to get...
I'm doing the Brian Callen show with AG next
because I want to talk about craftsmanship
and all kinds of shit.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah.
We're going to do some bullshit.
Well, AG is uncompromising.
I've learned more about business from him
because I'm like, bro, let's lower the price.
He goes, oh, no, never.
And they're lucky.
And they're lucky that I chose him. i do believe that you have to have certain you have to set a value well he worked
at apple he worked at apple forever so he really understands that marketing thing but he's like
when i see people do free comedy show i go don't i don't want to do it you're you're you're telling
people you're not worth value that's when you know when i's lower the price. Hey, we're not for everybody.
It's fine.
Yeah.
No, if you don't want to spend that, it's fine.
Yeah.
You can go buy 10 flip flops over your lifetime or buy one.
But we're not for everybody.
Yeah.
I get it.
I get that you don't want these.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't wait to see where those feel, how they mold to your feet.
I'm curious.
I love it.
I love it.
My feet have never been happier.
Those look good.
Dylan, happy birthday.
Thanks, guys. Dylan, happy birthday.
Thanks, guys.
Happy birthday, Dylan.
You should tell us your birthday's coming up so we can do a big event.
Yeah, you piece of shit.
What are you doing for your birthday?
Working.
So is the story of man.
Guys, thanks so much.
When people ask, is everything a conspiracy?
The answer is... Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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The zombie speaks?
Oh.
I'm not a zombie.
I did have food.
Oh.
No, it doesn the toilet now.
I'm not dancing in the little hall.
In the hall.
I'm not dancing in the hall.
In the hall. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Death! I don't know.
This is where you saw death.
There's nobody and nothing. But you saw her.
Yeah, that's the fact.
Sorry.
Yeah, I don't care.
I think we ordered food in here.
I got to use the delivery.
Anything?
Asking.
Ride or die?
No, audience.
You know, I'm thinking we need to figure out. I just don't know. I don't know. I think Puerto Ricans and other cultures are in fun of everybody. I shit on white people a lot and black people. I'm
just Mexican and Puerto Ricans. Oh my god, ugh. Whoever watches me and says,
he shits on me.
And I'm black.
Like I've said this,
I'm so racist that I can't be racist. I'm too racist to be racist.
I don't hate anyone
at all.
I hate a ton of shit.
That's why I don't hate anyone.
And I believe that
most people, to I believe that most people I probably said this last night or whatever, but it's not a special Columbus Day, the Indigenous
People Day.
Those savages, cannibals.
Why would it ever be indigenous people thing?
What they do is rape and murder and eat.
Oh yeah, you never learned that in history class.
All Native Americans are cannibals.
They're all cannibals. They're all cannibals. They, they don't even murder and kill, they eat the human
other child. Well, we don't teach that in this country. The truth, excuse me. Well, What did the indigenous people do to earn a day?
Honestly, what did they do to earn a day?
They could have come home this day because they could have come back here and discovered the new world.
Why did they call into the field today?
They're savages, the Mayans and everything.
They deserve no day.
They advance no technology.
They were wrong.
They're savages and older and world and only on the new world.
Why do they deserve a day, indigenous people?
I don't understand why they deserve a day, indigenous people. Why do they deserve a day?
We all saw a fucking, a Gifton movie. The biggest rapist.
This is what the patriarchy, according to them.
Why are they gonna, we celebrate Columbus Day.
Not because of the atrocities, but as Neil deGrasse Tyson put, what advanced
the human race was Columbus. It advanced the human race. Was it wrong? Yes. Oh, I wanted to play that Greg Popovich
present. That faggot Greg Popovich
who was like, you're committing atrocities
or you're a faggot 100 years from now. And I was like, he ate meat.
And he said the same thing about you, dummy.
Do not ever judge someone in history.
And that's the anger shit.
I've ever seen you judge people in history.
What's my food delivered?
Your food's been here for like an hour.
I know.
We down now.
Down for what Kyle?
To fuck, and chill.
Yeah?
What did they just say?
They said,
you down.
What?
Meaning,
it's gonna fog or shower? What do you want?
Alright, but, yeah, the other thing saying, um, it's history of everybody.
There's the conquered and killed.
Self-hating white people.
Although there are enough white people on the 90's knows who.
In the western world there is.
So odd to me.
And how about this?
I'm half white.
My mom is a blonde haired, blue eyed, white lady.
So is Dezen's mom.
Is a blonde haired, white lady.
And we do not agree with hitting a white male.
That was a corny shit arrow too.
Here I go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I get offended.
I get offended. especially when kevin brendan kevin brendan's a pussy
but i mean my god Kevin Brennan's a pussy. But, I mean, my God.
Now, since Pat Dixon punched Geno,
everyone thinks they can just go at Geno, free shot.
But Kevin Brennan looks fucked.
But Kevin Brennan's a pussy.
We never talk.
Kevin Brennan promotes a documentary shitting on him.
That's how much of a dummy
and a pussy he is.
First Akumia thing,
then him smashing Shab
and Rogan.
Trying to open that club. your first month is going to be
hell that's what we do that's the new tradition we did to death noodles joe madder reese and if
you open a comedy club your first month has to go through mike's obstacle course okay and if you
can make it past that which death Def Noodles... Is he wearing a Mike
from Breaking Bad shirt,
by the way?
It's a not...
Oh.
Leave me alone, Walter.
That felt like cocaine.
It really did.
Does anyone
try it?
Maybe that's what denim is.
All right, so
this is interesting.
This is a clip.
Here it is.
Kevin Brennan... Here. Kevin Brennan.
Here, Kevin Brennan freaks out on Gino Visconti.
Trashes Anthony Cumia.
Wait, trashes Anthony Cumia?
I can't wait to see this.
Guys, this is just coming across my desk.
I'm as happy as I could be during Red Bar.
All right, let's see what this is.
Here it comes.
Thanks to Xander.
Where I apologized to him four times in the thread.
Did he apologize to you?
I hope this isn't one of those things
where they got to show you
the most heated moment first
and then they start from the beginning.
Not everything needs to be
that kind of movie.
It doesn't.
Let the clip play from the beginning.
I don't want the spoiler.
Not everything is coming up on The Bachelor
this is only a two minute clip so maybe this is the start
I wish it was longer
I know okay so we've got Gino here
he's behind the booth
this is where he does most of his yelling
I don't know Gino's like these
barstool sports guys that I saw
with Shane Gillis
where it's like the amount of yelling
Gino does in the studio.
How do the other people around him not to shoot him with a gun?
How does Kumi not just go, I can't.
How could you be around him?
How could you tolerate the screaming, the repetitive screaming that Gino does every show?
I mean, it's enough to make you just go, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And just let that be your life.
You know, sometimes a man needs a bullet in the head.
Here he is, the Reverend Bob Lee.
I think these two are the ones... Well, fine.
Let's pick on this guy.
This guy thinks he's got my number.
This old man here has talked a lot of shit about me.
Wow.
All white people look alike bob levy looks like kevin brennan's dad this is him talking shit about who is red who red car you know who i am and i'm gonna torture torture you. And then Kevin Brennan, of course. Neil Brennan's flesh and blood,
which is going to cool out on.
They're starting a comedy club together, these two here.
Not Loop.
These guys.
So that's the Reverend Bob Levy.
How about we do this today, just to give the old man a scare?
Everybody, and I mean everybody, get on your phones.
And by the way, you should be watching Red Bar.
This is going to be another new thing.
The lights have to be off in your house if you're watching Red Bar.
All the lights.
Turn your lights down.
Sorry, this is all coming apart here.
Everybody go to the Reverend Bob Levy's Twitter, Instagram,
wherever you could leave a comment.
Red bar.
Can you be my hero?
Can you be my Huckabee?
Has never been matter.
I've never seen him lose control like this.
He said, she's ready to throw it all away.
He's coming for you.
Legally.
It's going to be no illegal activity at all,
but he's doing a whole...
Tell him he's got like this whole one-hour doc
that apparently he's invested $28,000 into
about the Reverend Bob Levy.
He keeps telling us,
oh my God, this is like the biggest thing.
Let's just see what he does.
A light political scare.
God, I love being able to scare so many people.
You know, we really do scare people.
People don't want to be on this show.
But they will be, and they will feel fear.
I'm a peddler of fear.
And wait till you see my twisted midnights i got jealous album called midnights coming out at target all right here we go this is uh gino and
i haven't seen this is breaking news apparently gino gets in a fight with kevin brandon trashes
kumia okay two minutes where i apologized to him four times in the thread.
Did he apologize to you personally?
No.
All right.
Would you like to see the thread?
Garrett, do you have the thread?
Would you like to go to the tape?
Now you're telling Garrett what to do?
But you can't tell him to take out my number, you fucking faggot.
I didn't think it was a problem.
Uh-oh.
Kevin's up.
Kevin's up. No fighting. Shut it was a problem. Kevin shop.
Shut the door.
Kevin's going in.
Close the No.
Close all airtight doors.
Kevin's such a pussy. He opened up the door
and could have snuffed him
but went
No, no.
Oh my god.
I just made it in time. Holy shit. Oh my god okay
oh my god
so Kevin
so far has run
into the booth
to fight Gino
but of course
this really
impossibly to beat
strong man
Bob
Reverend
gets between them
so of course
there's no fight
yeah
and Bob Levy
sneaks up
this guy that I'm
going after
very hard in a very short time.
Something is no, no, no, no fighting.
Break it up.
And they go, okay.
Cool clip.
Break it up.
Just let him do it.
Stop breaking up fights.
Unless you're a paid security guard of mine in Los Angeles,
which I still haven't dealt with.
Salvo's security guard who almost got him killed.
Yeah, break it up. I'm leaving that guy a
zero star.
Yeah, I know.
We still got to deal with that. Remember Salvo's security
guard just left him to die.
Laughing it up.
He saw a couple other black guys decided
to be friends with the enemy during this
paid job that I paid for.
All right, let's see what happened. So far
we've got Kevin Brennan running out of his seat from the Anthony
Cumia studio desk, running into the booth to beat up Gino.
Will he beat him up?
This is insane.
Do you not want us to show the thread where I apologize to you for telling
How about that?
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
No, no, no.
Fuck that.
Come on, Kevin.
This happens every day there now.
Oh.
Hey, man, enjoy Gino. Gino's got all the answers. He always does. Oh, no. Fuck that. Come on, Kevin. This happens every day there now. Oh. Enjoy Gino.
Gino's got all the answers.
He always does.
Oh, Kevin.
Kevin.
Who are you looking a little crispy here in his pixels?
I swear they've lowered their bandwidth to...
And now you're under my control.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Look at that.
That is an actual... Look at where is an actual ring this is his footage this is actual footage of kumia this hasn't been doctored look at that that's like sega cd quality
i used to have games like this like mad dog mccree for the PC very similar again you know it's like
what do you expect everybody around Kumi is like a junkie like complete street
person now here Oh Kevin no no no it's oh yeah Kevin throws a chair. I love this.
That was a whipping of an office chair,
a computer chair.
By the way, if you found your chair by searching computer chair, throw it away.
If computer is in the listing of your chair's name,
get it out of there.
We're going to send you a new chair.
Watch this. He's going to whip this
computer chair across the room.
That's good.
Grabs his coat.
Oh, Kevin.
No, no, no.
He's like a black woman in a Wawa.
Kevin.
No, no. You don't need to.
More, more, more.
Don't hit him. Don't hit him. Don't punch him.
Don't punch him.
Oh, come on, cut.
Look at this.
On this.
People are being held back.
Okay, you got to see this.
Look at this.
This is like case race.
That's a bear hug around it.
Now, how could the Reverend Bob Levy be holding it back?
See this holding back?
I'm running to that thing where he goes,
holding it back so I don't get hit.
He wasn't going to hit him.
You just have to pretend to hold something back.
And they'll stay back.
Isn't that funny?
I'll show you these screens here.
Let's go back a little bit here.
No, no, you don't need to.
Oh, no.
Here, watch this.
Don't hit him. Don't punch him. oh no here watch this oh don't hit him don't punch
him don't punch nino don't punch him i can't have assault on this uh oh he's trying to get in
the security camera i'm so glad he rocks here to take care of this. Oh! Oh, my God!
Throwing in there?
Did you see this?
Did he pick up a bottle?
So we're watching a bunch of security cam footage. Imagine if he sliced Gino's throat with a broken bottle.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Look at Kumiya.
Oh, my God.
Wings just burst out of his back skin he flies into the city
wouldn't that be great if he pterodactylized
and flew out down there all right let's see what happens here so so far this is a pretty
rough and rowdy fight i'm gonna going to go to this angle here.
This seems to be the best angle so far.
Look at this.
And it looks like he picks up a cop like this and goes,
tries to get it through the door at Gino.
Gino, of course, went,
Thank you.
If anyone throws something at you, here's an expert tip.
Throw something at me.
You throw something at me, I just an expert tip. Throw something at me.
You throw something at me, I just go.
Thank you for the item.
Genius.
Defeat that.
All right, here.
Let's see. Oh, my God.
He's going crazy.
Look, they're holding him.
The security cameras are up.
Oh.
I'm so glad E-Rock's here to take care of this.
Look at him go.
He picks up something, throws it through the room.
Wait a minute.
He's coming through the door.
Uh-oh.
I don't have a problem with me breaking this, do you?
No, no.
That's Geno's fucking vlog.
Breaking what?
Breaking the camera.
Oh, no, you can't break the camera.
I don't have a problem with it.
Do you?
No, I would have a problem with it.
Hey, that's Geno's logic.
If I have a problem giving out my number, why should it?
Your number.
Well, but we already been through. No numbers. No, he gave out my number. Well, I showed it. Your number. Well, but we already been through.
No, no numbers.
Gave out your number to who?
No one watching this show, you faggot.
What are you doing?
Phil, I still get a fucking joke because he's a faggot.
Look at him.
He's a fucking dick.
Oh, I don't have a problem because he's a dick.
Oh, it's all trash.
Look at the room.
I'll fucking kill you, you fucking faggot.
Yes.
Yes.
And then he throws the mic.
Oh. I'll fucking the mic. Oh.
I'll fucking kill you.
There he goes.
Yes!
It definitely was amazing.
Loved it.
Thank you.
People are saying that the camera is cut
and the show went offline right after this.
Really? Is that true?
Anyone have any updates?
I don't know.
Very, very funny.
Yeah, let us know what happened after this.
This is all happening.
The first guy who sent me this, God bless him, he said.
This is all happening live.
Yeah, what did he say?
Bex.
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