The Yewneek Pod - Crashing a Brendan Schaub stand up show? Compound media drama! Redbar on Kevin Brennan vs Geno Bisconte!

Episode Date: October 15, 2022

Another Post mates/Uber eats/grubhub delivery driver gets destroyed! Thiccc boy standup tour is coming to Providence Rhode Island! Will Yewneek attend? Cumia and Gavin on the Alex jones lawsuit decisi...on! One billion in damages?!?!?!! NEW Callen and Tripoli on conspiracies and reacting to Redbars breakdown of the Kevin Brennan/Geno Bisconte fight.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That rocks! We had two kids, walking around, and I was like, what are you doing here? Yeah, what's up? Okay, so you didn't bring it to the door. You didn't do the instructions on the other door so I'm gonna be outside okay? I'll be right outside.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Are you ready? Well, you said no you're outside but you're ready to meet me. I'm not trying to ready to meet me. I'm outside with you to meet you, huh? Yeah, I know you're outside, but you're ready to meet me. You know who you delivered food to, right? Yes. Yes?
Starting point is 00:00:59 Yes, I'm outside. Well, yes, I know you're outside, I'm going to meet you outside, but you know who you delivered food to. You might have won the lottery right now. Well, you followed the directions at the media outside, but... Do you know what's about to happen right now? So what you were doing with the doggy was to knock it off? But I'm saying... Stop. You read the instructions, right?
Starting point is 00:01:31 I didn't read them. You read the instructions. Yeah. No, he's not. You didn't follow them, but you're talking to me. There's 41 on the other street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where you are. But this is a chance in a lifetime.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I can pull you out of whatever language you're speaking or heard you speaking. It'll be a job. It can be more than doing postmates. Do you know who you're talking to? Do you have any comprehension of what's happening right now? So, yeah, what do I gotta do? Yeah, you're outside? Hold on. You keep thinking I'm outside. So, um... Um, if you quit your job right now, I will hire you and pay you
Starting point is 00:02:31 60 grand a year. Hello? Hello? Are you still outside? Yeah, yeah. So you brought it wrong, but, um... hire you now the train you to do some editing skills Mom you only do that. I'll pay you 60 grand a year you're willing to do that What? You have to go outside to meet you buddy. You didn't follow the orders or anything and they weren't at my door, right?
Starting point is 00:03:12 Stupid. Who you talking? Hello? Son? hello those niggas are along the social cells does he claimed he left it outside or son these happens big Italian Irish I get it, don't worry about it. I'm just telling you. I didn't get it. That's what I have to deal with.
Starting point is 00:03:53 And that nigga actually called me. And he actually wanted me to go outside to meet him, too. Look, I don't pay all the things. I don't pay for their exclusive grubhub or postman or I pay with all that shit they will not bring it to your door and that's why these niggas get a dollar donation or tip that's why in perpetuity they always get a dollar tip. That's why.
Starting point is 00:04:28 By the way, that nigga is fucking retarded. Tomorrow night, there'll be another retarded nigga. No one makes their living doing this. In my state or city, maybe in LA and New York, nigga rock it. One or two people. But, yeah, that's why They can rock it. One or two people. But.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah. That's why. You don't tip these people. Did you. Even see. What do you even say. What do you even say. I was talking about. I got the food.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Well you need to go get it. It's not my job. Oh yeah I know. I got to put on my jogging pants. And jog to go get it. They come. And they get the foods. Alright, well you need to go get it. It's not my job. Oh yeah, I know. I gotta put on my jogging pants and jog to go get it. Of course it wasn't left in front of the door, which is my point. But this is my point. I have to fucking put on a suit and go get the food
Starting point is 00:05:19 that wasn't left. I wish I said it, nigga. It wasn't left in front of my door where I said it wasn't gonna be left. I wish I said it nigga. I wasn't left to run to my door where I thought it was gonna be left. Wait. Yeah, what's good? Trying to contact you. Please check your app. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Maybe they're calling you. Why are you calling me? Oh, they hung up. I thought you called back or something. What's that? No, you didn't. What? Yeah. consumer no you didn't yeah if you're delivering food for grubhub or something you or anything here that's why nothing will last if I retired but, once again I will say, LA and New York, they might be killing.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Did you hear the retarded shit that nigga babbled? I was trying to help. I had no idea what's happening. Oh, here's my address. Everyone knows my address and name. I'm being sued by Brendan Shaba Hollywood. Everyone knows my name and address oh we got the food all right and of course he left it outside but I did get my food
Starting point is 00:06:53 that's not true at all this is all bullshit here's what going on Brian so that dumb faggot could have came on. Maybe it was funny. Jeremy, I need to get a hat to sign. Just to lower the mood. Thank you. so This motherfucker thinks he's gonna come to my city, my state, my own dojo, and I'm not gonna go see him? My God. First and foremost. Not only here, but you think for three days,
Starting point is 00:08:35 are you, did you, could you, would you? Why would I be scared to go to his show? Why would I be scared to go to his show? At the comedy place in Providence. Yeah, Dummy had to change the name of his tour by the way it's no longer the Trash Panda Tour that sold no tickets
Starting point is 00:09:12 now it's going to be the Oh He Thick Tour oh he's fucking retarded he's a fucking faggot and he's going to San Jose, Salt Lake City, Calgary, Canada, San Antonio, Houston, Milwaukee,
Starting point is 00:09:33 East Providence, and then Washington. First of all, first and fucking foremost, I guarantee you he doesn't show up to do this gig. He will not, well, this gig he will sell enough tickets. Because not only do...
Starting point is 00:09:50 am I going to this show, I'm bringing friends and family and we're seeing all three. So this will be the one show in Providence. I might not sell it out, but I'll be there. What about 15 people out but I'll be there what about 15 people
Starting point is 00:10:07 and I'll pay for all their tickets oh we're going to see him for three nights so that show he can't just cancel because of low tickets so yeah we're going to see Shab live Yeah, we're going to see Shab. Live.
Starting point is 00:10:35 You don't think they let me in? I know the people who work there. I got let in. Let me assure you of that. We're the smallest state. Trust me. I got let in. Trust me. I got let in. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:10:49 A nigga who works there is my cousin. Trust me. I get in. And all my people. You might see another me with dreads. Fucking appearance. For those three days. Oh, we're going. We're buying the tickets, we're going.
Starting point is 00:11:06 We're buying the tickets. We're going. We're going. I've been to that club before. I saw Ari Shafir there. Why would I announce this? Why wouldn't I announce this? Dash is going to the show.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'll see Dash there. I'll go in there. It's very tight and packed in there too. In that club. You're right up against everybody. Oh yeah. Like I said. Not only am I going. I'm buying at least 15 tickets.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I'm bringing family and friends. We have to watch Brendan Schaub do a stand-up. I'm not bringing Dez or any women. But family and friends, we're going to go watch him. I sound coherent? Yes I do Smegma? What the fuck is Smegma? I don't know what Smegma is
Starting point is 00:12:14 Why are there new names in here talking shit? Is this Mark Harley? And Glass is gonna be there No I'm not gonna heckle him I would never heckle a comedian and Glass is going to be there. No, I'm not going to heckle him. I would never heckle a comedian. Not with a heckle shot, because he's not a comedian, no. I don't know how I want to heckle him.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I guarantee you, this will be another cancelled thing like another thing. But I will buy tickets. At least 15. For each show on the first, second, and third. Smekal is a dick cheese? Ah, something European. Don't uncircumcised people get dick cheese is as British it Yeah, but it's me, some friends and family. I'm going to go see a show.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I like how in that comedy club, too, when you're outside in line, you get to see the comic pull up. Because we're so small, you get to see him pull up. Like when Ari Shafir pulled up. And he got out with that fat chick. Who I assume is his girlfriend. Like hey that's Ari. Who's that fat chick?
Starting point is 00:13:53 I thought it was just his manager. But he was like that's his girlfriend. I was like oh. Okay but you get to see them right there in the parking lot. Right before they go on. No we're not going gonna go there and not laugh and heckle. We're not going to do that. We're just gonna go see the Brendan Schaub show.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Sal Governale always talked about dick cheese. Yeah, he's not circumcised so of course you're gonna walk me to his truck was he funny I left early only because I'm not a good person to watch stand up comedy
Starting point is 00:14:41 but I will watch Boppa's go live when I see him? I don't know if you're allowed to go live. Who's gonna... No one has a restraining order against anybody. How do you know Brendan Schaub's not circumcised, by the way?
Starting point is 00:15:13 That's a weird thing to know. Is he not? They will not remove me. I could film, but I'm not gay like that, so. But, uh, yeah, I will not be removed. Let me assure you, I will not be removed. So that's what I said no I said if
Starting point is 00:15:48 you're not circumcised you got dick cheese you said you knew he wasn't wore glasses and have a camera I have no interest in recording his act no just me and at least 15 maybe more In recording his act. No, just me.
Starting point is 00:16:09 And at least 15, maybe more. You understand, I have to buy enough tickets to actually make him come. He's canceling all his gigs. He's not going to do fucking half of these. So, because they're going to get canceled because he didn't sell any tickets. I'm just saying the Rhode Island show will be sold, half the tickets, at least by me, by myself. With me, me with Dredds, and all my boys and family. I think we have, if you calculate it, a thousand years in prison time between all of us for violent felonies, but we will be there
Starting point is 00:16:45 for those three days. We will be there. I don't know how old school anyone is. Niggas in here don't even know what me with dreads is. No, they don't take your phone away. Box of three or fours.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Doesn't matter how I buy the tickets. I'm getting in. Yeah, Me With Dreads has been out now. Kind of for like over a year now, Me With Dreads has been out. And we needed something to hang out with each other again. Boom, the Brendan Schaub thing for three days. Why would I sneak in a flask to a bar? You know, there's a little bar there, right? Why would I sneak in a flask?
Starting point is 00:18:08 I'm his biggest fan? No, he's suing me, faggot. What are you talking about? No, I'm not going to take my kids. I'm not even taking women. Just me, me with dreads, some of our friends and family. We're going to go pay,
Starting point is 00:18:24 shop, and visit. There are three days here. I doubt he comes here now. Let me assure you, this will probably be canceled. Yeah, as Scambait said it. It'll be canceled. Although I'm buying enough tickets,
Starting point is 00:18:40 so it shouldn't be canceled. It'll be canceled like everything, every other gig he does i believe 40 million deaths no problem go bananas yeah defend him i think he came in number one over and by the way that's a very serious news source yeah that sits there defending stalin talks about what oh yeah there's no demon talk or it's no, I will eat your ass. There's a record of,
Starting point is 00:19:07 and this is something I, this is the, the way, by the way, I don't think he got to learning the facts of the case, but the Alex Jones shit, if I was him, I would just say,
Starting point is 00:19:24 cause they're all saying Sandy Hook definitely happened and you're wrong well then show me a picture of a dead kid I mean there have to be pictures of him as a crime scene I don't think there's any trust me I believe
Starting point is 00:19:44 Sandy Hook happened 100%. I'm not insane like Alex Jones. But if I was Alex Jones, I'd be like, you want me to pay you money? Show me a classroom full of dead kids. What are we really doing here? You could prove it so easily. And if you can't provide that proof,
Starting point is 00:20:03 well, then my claim is it didn't happen. We see every tragedy picture. We see 9-11, a train get blown up, dead bodies everywhere. I've never seen any picture of Sandy Hook children
Starting point is 00:20:20 killed. Thank God I've never seen that. It would be a fucked up picture to see. But if I was Alex Jones in his spot, in his position, now I'd be like I ain't paying shit that you show me a picture of that kid. You just got the pictures. You don't really have to.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Show me one picture of that kid and it's over. Weirdest part of the whole Alex Jones on trial here and especially just about a billion dollars in damages. He has a record of doing a certain type of show. It's based on what would be called conspiratorial.
Starting point is 00:21:00 It's very off the beaten path of these stories. So he was just doing exactly. it's very off the beaten path of these stories. So he was just doing exactly, if he was a reputable news source, which doesn't exist anymore, kids, just letting you know, and he came out with this, you may have a reason.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I don't even think then. I don't even think then. I don't even think then. Right. But he has a record of, you know what he does for a living. You know the type of show he does. You know, years ago it was the, he touched on everything.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Every conspirator. And here's the thing, Southpaw. Then you can get your gun control thing done. If every ad, we need to get guns out of America, it just showed the dead kids at Zanahook, you might achieve it. Why
Starting point is 00:21:54 am I not seeing, there have to be pictures, autopsy photos, afterwards photos, it didn't happen in the 1940s, maybe it happened in what, 2010 or something like tutorial thing the 911 stop that was that the New World Order the fucking also I guess I'll get the left credit on that they'll exploit children's deaths maybe not that much to show their deaths though you're
Starting point is 00:22:27 getting credit on that which is a stand-up thing they can credit on i mean you should take away your guns because there was a mass shooting but they're not willing to show the photos of it because it did happen i'll get a credit on that, though. Stuff which, by the way, like you said, there is some of it that comes to fruition. Right. And you realize that he was right. And we want those guys in society stirring up the mud in case some of it is true.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Yeah. We want to, like, I don't, I'm still, I've gone, not 180 degrees, but I've totally changed on 9-11 where I was like, 100% Osama bin Laden, fuck you. Absolutely. And now I'm like, I don't know what that tower I maybe Bush knew was coming he allowed it I don't blame Islam but I'm open to different interpretations but yeah he's always been a place where you could go
Starting point is 00:23:19 for you don't normally hear right yeah, right. And now, like, we have rules for free speech that are in the books. If I say, I don't like Garrett, kill him, that has no real bearing as a threat because I'm just a guy, it's silly. If there was, I think it was a leader of the Bloods or the Crips in Baltimore or something who said, kill Kanye. If you see him on site, shoot him down after he was okay with Trump. Now that's different because you had authority
Starting point is 00:23:51 as a leader of a violent street gang. I agree with them. Here's the problem. I've seen a clip. It was Matt Longone. He forgave it, whatever. When he accused parents of being crisis actors, and they're not, they do get to see you for defamation.
Starting point is 00:24:14 When he said, that nigga's father is like really a firefighter or something, and he's not. He just had his kid killed, but you're like, he's really a fire fighter, isn't he? I don't know, but I'm assuming that something that they're not, yeah, they can and should be able to see for defamation. You said I'm something I'm not.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Who murders people on a regular basis. Right. You were just including him in one of your many murders. That is illegal. That's illegal. That's not free speech. And again, you do have to take into consideration, you know, past performance being. They're talking about the overall Sandy Hook thing. I only want one thing, one video where he accused that dude as a crisis actor, and he apologized and said he was wrong.
Starting point is 00:25:29 However, he did technically defame that dude. He said that dude wasn't really a dad. He was a dad and a conspiracy actor. Well, that nigga should get money. And by the way, I don't think Alex Jones was that into the Sandy Hook thing to where he should be sued for a billion dollars to begin with though. Like the fact that he gave these niggas not any money. Like I said, daddy defamed a billion dollars. no, really? That's fucking retarded. By the way, in a lawsuit, you cannot award people more money than the thing has. So, that's like, the money said a trillion dollars. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:26:22 That's gay and down for a lawsuit. And I said, we hand you a quadrillion, quadrillion dollars. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. That's a horror. I did that against Alex Jones, but... Well, yeah, that technically was defamation because he said that was a crisis actor. Connected to what you might do in the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see. That's what I want to see. We're gonna be a billion kajillion dollars. You can't have a war telling more money than a person has? I don't think you can do that technically in a lawsuit, to be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:27:22 It's not satire like The Daily Show. No. But it is kind of in the realm. Yeah satire like The Daily Show. No. But it is kind of in the realm. Yeah, shouldn't The Daily Show be held accountable for what they're doing and what they've said that's false? They're saying it in a comedic way, but they're serious. Oh, we're joking. Jon Stewart is talking about trans.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, the reason why you can't do that, and that's not a legal right, like, it makes sense that you can do that, if you're gonna pay that. Well, they were afforded $100 million, you know, $100 million. They were jailed. Well, no, it don't work that way. Um, predictions.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Alex Jones pays 100 of that shit. They continue being Alex Jones says that shit. It can say anything, Alex Jones. Or OJ. I don't know if he works with me, but he's still OJ. I just want to say that's kind of how they feel. Forward. Definitely pro-trans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Just conveying his pro-trans sentiment right in a funny way yeah you can tell what they're trying to say when you watch the daily show yeah yeah but so what we're what's happening now is we are having babysitter jurists section the city fans who are just vindictive control the courts not the lawyers the lawyers, not the defense, not the prosecution, not the judges, just these cunty kids. Yeah. That's our justice system now. Well, when, because it does boil down to the jury of your peers and the peers change over time. The peers aren't the same now.
Starting point is 00:29:05 We're Alex's peers. Yeah, we're Alex's peers. We should have been on the jury. And said, how much? Nothing. Zero dollars. Zero dollars. You have to pay his fucking legal fees.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Everything in lawsuits, you have to look after over judges when they appeal. Lawsuits can be appealed. And they appeal in law,uits can be appealed. And if you don't lawsuit, I'm going to show you Alex Jones and I'm going to pay a billion dollars. An apology. An apology.
Starting point is 00:29:34 How about just like, I kind of thought it was a fake shooting. I guess I was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. He could say that. And, you know, I don't understand why he's held to such a level because he's effective
Starting point is 00:29:47 because he's pro-trump people listen this fine is about trump by the way everything these days is about trump even this hunter thompson shit as mark levin pointed out it's about trump hunter thompson i'm sorry hunter biden hunter s biden i'm going to prosecute him for all his crimes. Right. Which is a fine and a misdemeanor for lying on a form. Yeah. Now I can come at Trump full blast. Trump is even mentioned in the Hunter indictments.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Because we've already done that. See, we're fair. We did. Yeah, yeah, see? We did Biden's son. We do you. We're the justices. And then you bring up Hunter Biden again on Twitter,
Starting point is 00:30:21 and you'll get 80 fucking they already did that he went through the whole thing and they pay it's like no no you don't get that he should have been in fucking prison and the worst part is Merrick Garland's career in the history books will say he was a fair guy
Starting point is 00:30:40 I mean he did the president's son Hunter Biden the election's coming up Hunter Biden. The president's son. Like, that is it all choreographed. The election's coming up. They don't want it to, because one of the big questions is, you know, Biden defending his son, getting preferential treatment. He's, well, no, look.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Look, Biden's so, he could stop him. Like, Trump tried to stop, but he didn't. He let it go through. Oh, they're so fucking stupid. I bet he doesn't even know that Hunter Biden is being prosecuted. No, no. He let it go through. Oh, they're so fucking stupid. I bet he doesn't even know that Biden is being prosecuted. No, no. The last thing we heard from him on that was like, nobody fucks with a Biden.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Nobody fucks with a Biden. Right? Right? Is that right? Why the fuck with that? It's like Tom Cruise. I kind of want to just check out Duke and Swersey's social club. See them tripling in Ryan Cowan. I kind of just want to check out Duke and Cersei's social club.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Santa and Ruffalo and Ryan Cowan. I kind of just want to check it out. Yeah. Yeah. Romanian. You wanted me to speak? Yeah, I'd like to hear a little Romanian. Do you want to, for real? Watch this.
Starting point is 00:31:39 But the language, though, not English. Yeah, let's hear the language. Here's my fluent Romanian. The girl belongs to us. You will keep walking because the girl belongs to us, my friend. She belongs to us. I'm going to get her. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Good luck. Good luck. Hold on. You got divorced. Canceled. Good luck Hold on What was that movie Taken Okay they were They were They were They were Albanians.
Starting point is 00:32:28 They were Albanians, you racist fuck. Albanian, Romanian, you know. Bulgarian. Eastern European. Okay, so let's see this. I don't know if... This isn't it either. It's fine, bro. You know, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I'm just having a real, real... Yeah, like these ones crack me up. Oh, my God. Look at that. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Oh, look at that. Yeah, totally real.
Starting point is 00:32:54 That looks real, dude. Yeah, for sure. Because they did set up cameras. And the cameras are. Yeah, look at that. Whoa, dude. Whoa. So real. Dude, and that that. Oh, dude. Whoa. So real.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Dude, and that's the aftershock. Oh, look at that shot. That's a nice shot. Look at the cameras. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Everything else is in devastation, but the camera sits perfectly. So perfect. Oh, dude, that's an island. But what are you saying, though?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Are you saying that there has never been a nuclear weapon dropped? What I'm saying is that the notion that there's this big, big super nuclear bomb that will devastate everything, I don't believe in it. Really? Yeah, I think there is. I think there's big bombs go boom, big bombs go boom, okay? But I think the nuclear bomb threat is just a giant thing to basically control people with fear.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Big bomb go boom! Really? Yeah. So they went, guys, here's Operation Big Bomb Go Boom. Operation Big Bomb Go Boom is how we're going to scare people. But we can't split the atom. Oh, God, dude. I have a new, I just heard of a new operation.
Starting point is 00:34:12 You guys are going to be crazy. Operation Pegasus. Look up that thing, bro. I just learned about it last night. Operation Pegasus, dude. Time travel, dog. Well, Operation Pegasus dude time travel dog well operation Pegasus is do you know the myth of Pegasus no There was a horse that could fly.
Starting point is 00:34:49 And where was the horse trying to get to? The sun. Yes. And who was riding the horse? Icarus. Okay, no, but I like... Hercules. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Either way... Cartoon Hercules. I like that you're guessing all these things and it's good. What happened to Icarus? What did Zeus do to the horse? Do you know Zeus killed his father, right? Burnt his wings off. Yes, the sun melted the wax.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I feel like you're teaching your child right now. Yes, and he sent a gadfly to sting the horse. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what a gadfly is? What is a gadfly? A gadfly is basically a horsefly that'll fucking bite really hard. But when you call somebody a gadfly, they're people that shake.
Starting point is 00:35:31 They shake shit up. They're like the kind of people like, you know, this is how we do things. And a gadfly comes along and goes, I don't agree. You're a gadfly. Here's why. You're definitely a gadfly. Horsefly, fourth most aggressive animal on planet Earth. Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Also. What? The autofocus on that camera is really making me angry. Can you scoot up a teens just a scoach? Wait a minute. Horseflies are the fourth most aggressive animal on planet Earth? Yeah. So they're the Puerto Ricans of animals?
Starting point is 00:36:00 I'm going to guess the top four. So they're the Puerto Ricans. Of animals? I'm going to guess the top four. So they're Puerto Ricans. Of animals? I, sir. I will say Puerto Ricans, from my experience in New York, they don't take any shit. Yeah, they don't take shit. They'll fight you right now. They're great, and their women are gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:36:20 No, they will fight you right now. If I lived in New York, I'd have a thousand Puerto Rican kids. Best. A thousand. Yeah. Never pulling out. Gorgeous people. Okay, do you. If I lived in New York, I'd have a thousand Puerto Rican kids. Best. A thousand. Never pulling out. Gorgeous people. Okay, do you want to do top five? Yeah. Wait, I'm going to guess. Okay. Alright, hold on. Fucking Wolverine. It's got to be up there.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Bull shark. Bull sharks. What is this? Bull sharks. Bull sharks, wolverines, badgers. I think it's going to be something we don't expect. Horseflies. Like butterflies. And there's an ant in there.
Starting point is 00:36:49 There's some kind of a fucking ant. Fire ants. Yeah, you're very right about the number two most aggressive animal, the fire ant. Okay. Yeah, I got that. So horsefly is number four. Number four. Number three is the hippopotamus.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Ah, hippos. I forgot about hippopotamuses. And number one is? epipodomus ah epos i never i forgot about epipodomus and number one is non-binary feminist non-binary fifth wave feminist it's literally right here that's 100 no it's the Nile crocodile. Holy fuck, of course. That's our biggest fear. Shit. Hey, let me ask that list.
Starting point is 00:37:34 That count is funny. You can count everything, keep the reef. I fuck up, but I count as shit. I'm literally the hottest sugar. I'm a, what I count as shit. I married a hundred sugar. I'm like, count as new shit. A hundred sugar.
Starting point is 00:37:51 She's 19, even her. Came with Sonny and married her. I don't know. We all fucked it up. We're talking about now. Shit. Well, AG, so AG is a fucking professional diver yeah and he retrieves bodies and all kinds what yeah he does all that is he also the guy puts them there too so he knows exactly where they are yes i think bob's over here let me go take a look wow got it again he's an expert he's
Starting point is 00:38:21 really good there's how you must have someone got a sixth sense he's an expert. He's really good. You must have something that got a six cents. He's an expert on shark behavior like great whites. There are places he will not dive because that's where great whites are hunting. When you see people like swimming with great whites, it's like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:38:34 It's like, no, no. That's because they're not hunting. Never, ever want to do that. But that's because they're not hunting. But if you fucking try to swim with a great white in its hunting grounds,
Starting point is 00:38:42 he'll shred you. Yeah. He'll fucking shred you. What about this list? Well, that's a cassowary. They're bad motherfuck its hunting grounds, he'll shred you. Yeah. What about this list? Well, that's a cassowary. They're bad motherfuckers. Yeah, that's a dinosaur. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:50 I can't stand those, man. Those are literal. Dragons. Oh, snaps. Your list sucks, Dylan. Look at that. Sun bears kill more people in India because they, I guess, you're in the...
Starting point is 00:39:07 Because all you want to do is hug a sun bear. That's the closest to a care bear I've ever seen in my life. They kill the fuck out of people. Sun bears kill the fuck out of people. Hippos. Yeah. Oh, wild boar. Yeah, wild boar is always attacking people.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Cape Buffalo 100. Well, that Cape Buffalo looks like it's just getting... Yeah, wild boar is always attacking people. Cape Buffalo 100. Well, that Cape Buffalo looks like it's just getting. Yeah, that's a weird picture. And the number one, the black Kobe Bryant. Black Mamba. Kobe Bryant. We should just do AG's list then. What's the number one most aggressive animal?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Bull shark. Are you more afraid of bull sharks in the water or great whites? You're more afraid of bull sharks in the water or great whites? You're more afraid of bull sharks. Oh, really? Give him a fucking mic. So bull sharks. Yeah, bull sharks are the most aggressive. There's some study that says bull sharks have the highest concentration of testosterone in their body out of any creature on Earth.
Starting point is 00:40:06 They're highly aggressive. They're the crocodile of the ocean. They will hunt you. They will actively hunt you. Yeah, they just killed a lady in the Caribbean, like, last week on a snorkeling trip. They attacked her and then just proceeded to eat her in front of a group of people. What? And then there was, I mean, there's countless stories like this.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Nat Geo was doing Shark Week, and they were standing in waist- a group of people. What? And then there was, I mean, there's countless stories like this. Nat Geo was doing shark week and they were standing in waist deep water. Yeah. They were talking about sharks and the guy got the back of his calf bit off on camera. What? By a bull shark. Dude, number one question I ask. I don't care if it's a ocean, sea, kiddie pool, puddle.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Are there sharks? Me too. Is there a shark in this? You know one thing, Tripoli, you got retard kids, you're a retard, and you fuck a seven-year-old, they take him and your kids are retards. I don't care what your thing
Starting point is 00:40:55 was. You're a weirdo faggot, whatever. And you're not going to be funny. I'm going to sell you tickets. You are on Rogan and Bob No growth And our boys to know Yes
Starting point is 00:41:18 You say you're sorry There are retarded priest who was kind of a zombie to fire earth and shit. Fuck you, you dumb faggot. Ugh. Thank God you're dead. Thank God you're dead. And uh, like, how do you say that? and uh like yeah as you should be then what were you are you aren't rogan you failed utterly
Starting point is 00:41:57 you're in the biggest podcast ever at Let It Nothing. Because you have nothing to offer. Because you're a deaf thing and a spaghet homeboy. And now I know you're on because you're a deaf thing and a sp finish second homeboy, but, um. Yeah. You're, it seems hurriedly. Not funny. Sorry, Sam, you're not funny.
Starting point is 00:42:43 I like you. But you're not funny. I like you. Look at your thing. I don't know. I don't know. You're a person of sin. You're not funny. You're essentially not funny.
Starting point is 00:43:04 You're just a whore. But it's not fine. It's not fine. It's not fine. It's not fine. Sorry, Sam. Now, as of right now, um, fuck your retard kids too. You didn't even learn her, without me, huh? You didn't send me a ton of kids to go on that audit. Fuck you, Trillian. You did a lot of shit, a lot, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Me, me and Jordan, this man right here,
Starting point is 00:44:12 we're gonna see Britain and Shop. The one gig Britain and Shop can't cancel. They can't sell tickets. You know, if they cancel that game in Rhode Island, so we can't sell tickets. If you cancel that game in Rhode Island, I'm buying all the tickets and we're going to be there. Yeah, we're doing that gig. December 1st is there... I don't know. Yeah, that other shit. I don't know.
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Starting point is 00:45:24 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have been found 2,000 miles up the Mississippi River. How about that? They can survive in fresh water. In fresh fucking water. Yeah. Get me out. And how big do they get?
Starting point is 00:45:37 A big 10, 12 feet. Think about that. 10, 12 feet. The story of Jaws is about a bull shark. The original story is about a bull shark. And then they changed it to Great White because they wanted everybody to hate white people. Is that the rumor?
Starting point is 00:45:50 Well, maybe not. But Great White, that's a fucking... Who's the most deadly animal while we hear bull sharks? Like if a killer whale and a bull shark go out, who's winning? Mosquito. Mosquito? Oh, yeah. Bill Gates' mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are, I think, responsible for more human deaths than anything. whale and a bull shark go at who's winning mosquito mosquito oh yeah bill gates is mosquitoes
Starting point is 00:46:05 mosquitoes uh i think the responsible for more human deaths than anything yeah mystery but hippos kill more people in africa than anything and then uh nile crocs are right behind that oh now crocs if you're in africa stay away from water stay the fuck away from water yeah that's my rule that's the thing about being in places like Africa. If you fall in that water, you're going to die. Hold on, what? Mosquitoes kill a million people a year? Yeah, that's falling, though.
Starting point is 00:46:34 That's fine. Well, dengue fever, all kinds of different fevers, and then you have malaria. How come we haven't waged war against mosquitoes? We are. We've been waging war against mosquitoes for the longest time. That's why we drain swamps. That's why
Starting point is 00:46:49 you drain bodies of water. That's why in a lot of places you never have standing water, ever. Because they lay their eggs there. So one of the things that a municipality will do is get rid of these swampy areas. Now they're breeding mosquitoes to be sterile so that they can't reproduce. So they're breeding mosquitoes to be sterile
Starting point is 00:47:05 so that they can't reproduce. There's a whole program. So they're like Japanese men? Is that the problem with the Japanese? They don't want to get it on. Well, they had a very aggressive population control program that now they're paying for
Starting point is 00:47:21 because there's not enough young people in Japan. Isn't that crazy? There's no young Japanese. Same with China. China's in so much trouble. China's biggest threat. Do you think it's that it's just like testosterone or just women are annoying? Right?
Starting point is 00:47:38 You're just like, why am I even going to stick my dick in you? Go away. I'm just going to do the metaverse. China enforced a one-child policy. Right, right. And everybody wanted boys. In World War II, we killed all their male population. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:54 All their population of healthy, strong males. They were a super aggressive warrior culture. And we killed every single one of them in World War II. Yeah, I mean, that's what happens in France. And then we dropped a fake atomic bomb on them. Bam! You got it. Circle back. Brian!
Starting point is 00:48:07 Circle back. Circle back. Brian, is it going to be crazy that on a show of two people, you've come in third place? Isn't that nuts? Dude. There's two people on the show, and you're in third place. Bro. Bro, listen, man.
Starting point is 00:48:23 I fucking... Of two, you are three. No, man. I fucking... I'm two, you are three. No, man, this is not cool. It's just not correct. That's so crazy. I love this Dylan, this trickster Dylan. Do we think that Nancy Pelosi actually bought shares of Amgen? Well, a lot of it is also this theater, it's a haunted house.
Starting point is 00:48:46 But you don't seem to be all over this Nancy Pelosi thing. And it's because you got caught in two conspiracies. You just got caught in your own web. Oh, my God. Sam doesn't believe in radiation or that you can take potassium iodide because he doesn't believe in science. And he doesn't believe that Nancy Pelosi actually bought the Amgen things. And if she did, it's a psyop because there's no such thing as having to worry about those kind of pills,
Starting point is 00:49:11 even though they make them and even though Amgen makes them. And even though the U.S. government bought a shitload of them. That must be a conspiracy theory. You got caught in your own web. Is it? What is it, dude? I'll tell you what it is. Why'd she buy those shares?
Starting point is 00:49:23 She probably did buy those shares. And it probably is just all part of the theater of the haunted house to get you everyone scared about nuclear war. You not think that Putin is going to use nuclear weapons? I don't know, but I mean, like, this is the most interesting thing. Putin's a pussy and a loser. Go off to Ukraine. By the way,
Starting point is 00:49:54 go off to white people. Russia is going to be the most woke country ever. You're going to get defeated by white people who will install MLK as a holiday in Russia. That's how sad Putin is. Putin ended up being the saddest. There's going to be a no-ro. I'm the saddest. Dylan's a super young guy here, right? I mean, like, I was born in 72.
Starting point is 00:50:35 And the Vietnam War. How did you not just. The shirt didn't even get named. I went for three more years after I was born. So I didn't have a real understanding of it because obviously it was done before I started retaining, you know. The problem is I have nukes and they always just fuck me. They fuck with you or use them, but you can't use them.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Well, then really what the fuck is the point? Any understanding of the world around me. And they can't use them. You, what the fuck is the point? Any understanding of the world around me. And they can't use them. You can't nuke. You bring the wreck, infect him. Go down your bluff and you sound like a pussy. You're pulling his a pussy. So, but I've been, I've seen wars.
Starting point is 00:51:22 I haven't been to war, but I've seen our country go to war. This is the first time where I think it's so beyond obvious that the United States is the aggressor and is doing stuff to try to poke the bear to pull Russia into a war. I mean, they attacked Ukraine. We have it so blatant that they bombed the Ukraine or the U.S. probably together with the help of NATO. I don't think the U.S. would have done that.
Starting point is 00:51:52 That seems to be contrary to their interests, and here's why. The U.S. doesn't exactly want Germany. Hit it? Hit it? Well, wait. The U.S. doesn't want. Ukraine for sure bombed that pipeline, but why would the U.S. do it? Because they want war.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Wait, wait wait hold on the us but but that that put that put germany do you can i ask you something real quick can i ask you something do you think that the united states is trying to stop war no we're supporting the ukrainian yes as we should and the fact these faggot what that dude that video in my discord a russian dude and his dick sucked by another russian dude and they got bombed and died as horrible as that is russia whoa As horrible as that is. Russia. Whoa. If I was president, I would invade Russia right now.
Starting point is 00:52:55 You pussies couldn't even do Ukraine. I've heard of these nukes. I assume they're Russian nukes. Like the Russian space program. You said you have them, but you don't really have them. If I was president, me personally, and I seen this shit, I'd be like, alright, we're conquering Russia right the fuck now. They can't even take over Ukraine. Again, hot white girls. They can't take over. Their resistance is At least the Muslims will do suicide bombings and shit. Russia right now is losing to a country whose military is hot white chicks.
Starting point is 00:54:13 The greatest foreign stars on earth. And that's who you're losing to? Really? really that who hey hey here
Starting point is 00:54:44 I don't get Forget we fucked up in Iraq instead of Arabia. You're losing to a bunch of white chicks who do OnlyFans and then kill some Russian soldiers, really. And they're really doing...
Starting point is 00:55:03 By the way, the fact that a war is really happening to me is going to fuck me up. Because I see the footage guys in there. Uh-oh. They're having a conflict. And Russia is losing. Do you have nukes? I love the fact, by the way, we just seem to have nukes.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Do you? I would even challenge, do you have nukes? I don't know what I'm saying, do you? Could you nuke something? I don't know if it's a question if they have nukes or not. I don't know, it might work or not. You lost it, W-1 area, Where the country go? And what?
Starting point is 00:56:08 You lost the white rich kids. By the way, the white rich kids in that country. You know them. I don't know. I don't know if they they have no name. You know what I don't know what to do. They have no name.
Starting point is 00:56:26 They have no name. They have no name. They're not going to use them. They're going to nuke themselves. Yeah. They're going to nuke themselves. Don't need you commenting on shit, all right? God damn it, Dylan. Dude, that was perfect.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Are you crazy? Bro, the U.S. and Europe. You think the U.S. doesn't want this war, the U.S. government? Absolutely not. I think the U.S. government wants Russia out of Ukraine. Now, I do think that the U.S. has to bear some responsibility for its provocation of not voicing in the strongest terms their objection to Ukraine being a member of NATO. And Ukraine was flirting with that idea, and the U.S. signed a pact with Ukraine, which was provocation number one, which said we won't get in the way of your involvement
Starting point is 00:57:24 and your membership, your bid to be a member of NATO. That was a clear provocation, and no one's talking about it. Brian, are you acting under the assumption that the Ukraine is acting freely? That there's no strings being pulled? Well, I think the Ukraine considers themselves a sovereign country. Yeah, but nobody's pulling strings over there? That the Ukraine is just doing this all on its own?
Starting point is 00:57:54 Is that what you think? The Ukraine has European, NATO, and American support, military and financial. So, yes, and there's intelligence support being given but this is made the us and the europe wants to bleed russia they want to bleed russia and they ultimately want somebody to you don't think that the united states wants a conflict there no i do not i don't think there's any value in that at all. Especially since Ukraine was an American ally, and Ukraine was, why would the U.S. want... This move makes kind of sense because Russia did it with Crimea. And the area in Crimea was a part of Russia.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Now they're doing it with Ukraine. Although I would assume it makes the same sense. So, remember under Obama, or I don't know, whatever, Russia took over Crimea, and America, we were like, oh my god, they took over Crimea. They did a referendum in their country, like Brexit, right? They're like, are we Crimea or part of Russia? 95% of them are part of Russia. 95% of them are gonna be a part of Russia. All these shit Eastern Europe parent countries wanna be a back part of Russia,
Starting point is 00:59:38 which is the United States, and around the world, so. We sold it one way and they did it that way. Is that one this one? I don't think. Well maybe this one though. We sold that as a... The Russians took over Crimea.
Starting point is 01:00:01 And now the people of Caribbean voted for it. The Caribbean government didn't vote for it. So I agree on that. To, for example, put Germany into major straits. They can't get oil. It's a major problem. Why would the U.S. want India to have a major fertilizer problem when they get their natural gas from Russia for fertilizer? Why?
Starting point is 01:00:38 Now play it! Hey! Hey, dude! I don't like you. Hey! Hey, dude! I don't like you. Okay, but you don't be so blank-faced, you fucking sociopath. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:01:01 You don't really believe that. You don't really believe that. You don't. You just are playing your character right now, right? Why do you think the United States, as if there's a unified body, government body, why does the United States want war with Ukraine? Because the military-industrial complex runs our government and wants war and wants to destabilize that region because it's kazarians
Starting point is 01:01:28 versus tatarians hey can you not don't do that yes he knows what i'm talking about dude Dude, this is Kazarian's, bro. Fantasy land. Yeah, yeah. Kazarian's versus... Yeah, bro. Thank you, Dylan. There's nothing fucking fantasy about these guys.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Okay, so here's what happened. So the Clintons went in. The Reagan... The George Bush death couple went in, destroyed the USSR from within. Wow. Okay. Destroyed it. Broke it up. The Bush? Yeah. death couple, went in, destroyed the USSR from within, okay? Destroyed it, broke it up. The Bush?
Starting point is 01:02:08 Yeah. The Bush dynasty? Yeah. Destroyed the, the Soviet Union didn't do it on its own. Communism didn't just collapse on its own. The system that just couldn't even sustain itself. I think communism itself had something to do with it. Yeah, but there was a lot.
Starting point is 01:02:23 There was outside influences trying to bring it to its knees because the Kazarian mafia... Don't say Kazarian again. Yeah, Kazarian mafia hated Russia and what it represents. That's how it winning the red lines. So then it imploded
Starting point is 01:02:39 and Boris Yeltsin was a puppet of the Clintons. And Boris Yeltsin was a puppet of the Clintons. You're talking to me. And Boris Yeltsin called the Clintons to ask if it was okay if Putin became the leader. And they said, yes, let's go for it. So the Clintons were the ones that put Putin into power?
Starting point is 01:03:01 Yeah, yeah. It had nothing to do with Putin being a KGB operative, a high-level operative forever. Hold on. Hold on. This is beautiful. First of all, the Russians got tired of waiting in bread lines. That's really what happened. The economy couldn't sustain itself. In fact, they tried to keep up
Starting point is 01:03:18 with the United States in an arms race. It just brought them to their financial and economic needs. That's so cute. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:32 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And the wall came down because nobody believed in communism, including the people in power. And in fact, Boris... I don't know what I want. I don't have a college. I'm going to go to Washington State. I'm going to go.
Starting point is 01:04:09 I'm going to go. I don't know. I was so young then. My dad is in the room. I'm like, man, man. I don't know. I'm like, I'm just gonna read this now. I don't know what I'm reading. I don't know what I'm reading.
Starting point is 01:04:44 I don't know only left with one. The only thing we can do is to raise the defendant.. wasn't the saddest thing ever. Yeltsin and Gorbachev didn't either. It made no sense. That's where Perestroika came in. And then what happened was, when the wall came down, and it was the Wild East,
Starting point is 01:05:39 not the Wild West, but the Wild East, and people in power who were KGB formed their own little mafia clans. Yeah. Now we had chaos, and the people, the oil barons who are mafia took control of those oil fields, and now you had some of the richest people in the world. But Putin, Putin was a KGB guy who said, hey, this is a disaster.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Putin's numbers were down. He was trailing in the election. So then he staged that movie theater massacre, which was a false flag event, and that got him nationally. He got him a giant following. When he killed the mafia guys? No, that's where he sent in, and they killed everybody in the movie theater.
Starting point is 01:06:23 No, that was the Chichen Itzpavo. No, that was a false flag event. That was a false flag event, that was the Chichen Itzpalo. No, that was a false flag event. That was a false flag event. It was a Chichen Itzpalo. It was a false flag event. There was a Chichen Itzpalo separatist movement. False flag event. And they were doing things like.
Starting point is 01:06:35 False flag event. To get Putin in. Got Putin in. Here we are. They did the movie theater thing. And then they made a mistake of killing all those children. Oh, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:44 And when they did that, Putin said, and you can see it, watch Putin talk about what he's going to do to the Chechenys after they killed those school children. He hits the table, and then he reduced Grozny to rubble. That was the capital of Chechnya. He reduced it to rubble. And it was fucking horrible. And then he put
Starting point is 01:07:05 Kadyrov, Khamzat Kadyrov into power, who just broke the record for getting, being awarded the most sanctions against him for his behavior toward the world stage. And they actually gave him awards. And the award goes to, and the guy who has
Starting point is 01:07:21 more sanctions for being the biggest dick goes to Khamzat, and everybody's like this in Chechnya. Yay! And he's getting an award. Did you see this? He's getting fucking trophies for being basically public enemy number one. I'll send it to you. Hilarious.
Starting point is 01:07:36 I mean, fucking unbelievable. Like, I was like, are you kidding me here? So, hey, can we also get into, so that's my opinion. But your opinion is stupid. Dylan, what do you think? Dylan, what do you think? Any thoughts? I'm trying to find this speech of Putin smashing the table.
Starting point is 01:07:58 I'm sending you the award. Kadyrov comes out. Ramzan Kadyrov was placed on the Russian book of world records for being the person with the highest number of government sanctions imposed against him. All these governments are like, and another sanction. You torture gay people. You're getting
Starting point is 01:08:16 sanctioned. And so he turned it into an award. It's a real award. I just sent it to you, Dylan. Watch him receiving the award. What country does he wear chechnya the national sport is mma yeah i'm not kidding the national sport is mma he wears he trains he kills bears here he is here he is watch this turn this up He's clapping for himself. Look.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Here's another award. Look at this. He's granting himself awards for being the guy who's the biggest piece of shit on the planet. Again, yeah. Yeah. And they're blowing horns.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Listen, here's what happens when you get rid of gays. get haircuts like that oh yeah he kills people himself he's apparently like you know he's he practices mma on political prisoners and he kills people he rapes he's a horrible man and his special forces brigade are in fucking they're the ones doing all the atrocities in ukraine all these special forces guys bring up the chechens you are delusional it is ukrainian nazis that are doing so much of this stuff they're shelling their own people you mean the russians the russian missile strikes are fake are you saying the russians i'm not saying that russia hasn't hit the ukraine but a lot of... Are you pro-Putin in this?
Starting point is 01:10:05 I'm not pro-Putin. You pro-Russia? I don't think Putin is... What would you do about... Oh, what are you, Brian? Brian, are you pro-Ukraine? Please tell me. Are you pro-Ukraine?
Starting point is 01:10:16 I am pro-Ukraine. What is wrong with you? I'm pro-Ukraine being a sovereign country. Oh my God, Brian. And I'm pro-Russia getting the fuck out of Ukraine. What? The Russians don't want to be there. The Russians don't want to be there.
Starting point is 01:10:28 No Russian soldier wants to be there. Yeah, that's okay. It's a tiny group of assholes at the very top who have this idea of Russian expansionism. Brian, that's not true at all. You are deep-throating
Starting point is 01:10:40 military industrial complex propaganda. Oh, who's going to feed... Oh my God. Who who's gonna feed the people at boeing and lucky i mean brian you are so ridiculous a good cop brian brian they had a deal nato can't go to the border of russia and they did it with the Ukraine. That is, I will grant that that was... They have bioweapon labs in the Ukraine, okay? I will grant that there is no question that Russia... Ukraine is one of the most corrupt places on the planet. All of that I agree with, actually. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:19 All of that I agree with. So, in this game, at this level, there are no good guys. Right. Okay? There's no good guys. Right. Okay? There's no good guys. There's no, oh, I like this guy. He cares. They're all psychopaths.
Starting point is 01:11:31 You have to be a psychopath to get to that level in the political game. Okay? So there's no good guys. But there was a deal made, and we have broke it, and we have been aggressive in pushing it. And we are, and what the Democrats are consumed with the Russians and the Republicans are consumed with the Chinese, okay? And I'm not saying the Chinese are good. They're not. They're doing a lot of crazy shit.
Starting point is 01:11:55 But a lot of the stuff that we accuse China of, we do way more, way worse, okay? I mean, we really are. Like, we've allowed our government to hijack us though with with this russian invasion like what do we do what would i do i would fucking get out of it let them take back the parts that they want bring up a map of of russia and ukraine for a sec yeah wait here, here's AJ. Hi, guys. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:30 So since we marched into Berlin in the 40s, we've been at a Cold War or a proxy war with Russia for like the last 80 years. 100%. Ukraine used to be the most powerful country in the world because it contained more nuclear weapons for the Soviet Union than anywhere else on earth. So it was the capital of the Soviet Union, or the heart of the Soviet Union.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Red basket. Red basket, yeah. Yeah. So our goal has always been to get rid of the Ukraine, because that's where the power of Russia lies. Putin has to control from military tactics. He has to have Ukraine from its topography because once you get to the east side of Ukraine there is where he's at now the train opens up and if we put
Starting point is 01:13:10 our armor there we could roll right into Moscow in a matter of days that's right so we have a stranglehold on this country if we own eastern Ukraine that's right look at the map tell us what you're talking about. So there's funnels where Poland is. There's funnels there by, how the fuck do you say that? K-O-V-E-L? Kovalev. No, Kovalev. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:33 So it funnels down there. It's mountainous. You see the mountainous region where it says eastern? Yeah, Carpathians. So the armor rolls through there. It spreads open. Then once you cross those rivers, look how close you are to moscow and then that town that used to be um st petersburg yeah that's that's uh they change the name of that
Starting point is 01:13:52 town i think they change the name of that now but we could put armor all on that border and if we cut off that river right there see that river at the bottom where it goes into the black sea yeah if we cut off that river we cut off all trade to that city yeah and they're destroyed in a matter of a month we could kill russia easily we could already do it that's right but also what we're doing is by this proxy war we're just giving them our weapons everyone's always feared russia that they're this big bad boogeyman i've been telling people for years as a former military contractor they fucking suck and who's even worse is the Chinese China has never been in a real war Russia has been in some like little battles but nothing big the Japanese beat them in a naval battle before World War two oh yeah
Starting point is 01:14:35 Chinese China for sure but we're kicking the shit out of them we're capturing their technology they're like gen 5 fighters are total trash everything about their military's trying to know they're being exposed for what fucking posers they are so Putin's in this tough spot on what the fuck he has to do next because he if he doesn't keep fighting we control the border if he keeps fighting he keeps losing because we keep issuing more it's such a problem we're fucking them up that's why they're worried he's gonna use some kind of a tactical weapon,
Starting point is 01:15:06 because the other thing they're worried about is that they're saying if he keeps going, will he stop at Belarus? Will he stop at Poland? Will he stop at, you know? He can't even control the country. If we pulled out, he couldn't even control the country by himself. His military is so fucking bad. But the flip side of that is our next move, the conspiracy move,
Starting point is 01:15:26 is we want to bait the Chinese into doing the same thing in Taiwan. Yes. Because then we could fuck up China also by proxy through Taiwan. China doesn't have the oil for it. China doesn't have it. China can't do it. You know why? Taiwan's been getting ready for this invasion for 60 fucking years.
Starting point is 01:15:43 So people think Taiwan is just a sitting duck. Taiwan is very ready. Because remember, how does China have to get there? They have to get there by boat. Good luck. Taiwan will be very ready, very fucking ready. And now the China scene, the European and American like sort of unification against Russia, they're very aware that there'll be the same reactions. It's interesting. Because they were watching this so closely because they were like, this might be our opportunity to go into Taiwan.
Starting point is 01:16:12 China has so many problems, though. China needs natural gas. China's going to have a major fertilizer problem. China has so many fucking problems. They do not have energy. They can't get enough energy their navy can only sail a thousand miles they have they have this navy it's all small boats so it'd be really easy to fuck them up so china is super vulnerable but the biggest threat to china is the fact they don't
Starting point is 01:16:37 have a population to sustain their economy they have an aging population that's aging so rapidly and they don't have young people to support their economy it's crazy nobody saw that coming nobody saw that china would need i think what's going to happen is china's going to start importing indians they're going to start educating and importing young indian people because they need them they need chicks they do so what did they also do most chinese people when they had a one-child policy, because it's a patriarchal society, they would abort the female.
Starting point is 01:17:09 It's unbelievable. And they would have only males. So now males are so plentiful, but females are not. So now babies now are like, we need babies. Let's go. But it's too late. They're fucked for the next 20 years. They're fucked.
Starting point is 01:17:20 For real. Hey. Hey. Hey, dude. Famine is a real issue there what famine for the first time could be a real issue because they can't grow their own food i don't know what's going on i'm not going to say i don't agree with you guys but you guys obviously have some going into you're going into spiritual realm right now i know what you're doing i know exactly what you're fucking doing i know exactly what sam's doing sam is going back
Starting point is 01:17:46 to ancient maps yeah sam's going back to ancient yes sam somehow believes that this is all written in the because they're oh yeah that there's a book somewhere yeah leather with a leather binding that is hidden somewhere yeah open up you he'd go here it all is. What have I read? The Bible. Talk into the mic. The Bible. The Bible. Well, the Old Testament and the New Testament. What, Brian, you don't believe in God?
Starting point is 01:18:15 I do believe in God. Why do you say you believe in God, and then any time we bring up God, you snicker? Look, all I know is Dylan's wearing fucking top-siders that preppies were wearing in the 80s with socks. He's a terrible dresser. I said it. You worship at the altar of Dionysus,
Starting point is 01:18:33 and you're a hedonist and a pagan. Boom! Oh! Oh! I like wine, yeah. Yeah, I like wine. Yeah, I do. Guys, what do you think about PayPal? What do you think? Oh, yeah, Peg like one. Yeah, I do. Guys, what do you think about PayPal?
Starting point is 01:18:47 What do you think? Oh, yeah, Pegasus. Let's get into that. Operation Pegasus. They believe the U.S. government has achieved time travel. Thoughts? Thoughts are that's not a shot. Not a shot that's happened.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Why? I talked to a scientist. I got a better. Oh, let me guess. I got a great conspiracy for you. Yeah. So I spoke to a really credible, a big, credible scientist. I got a better. Oh, let me guess. I got a great conspiracy for you. Yeah. So I spoke to a really credible, a big, credible scientist. And so the new thing is these, you've got a lot
Starting point is 01:19:13 of celebrities taking anti-aging drugs. David Sinclair out of Harvard is, you know, they've created all these anti-aging drugs. And this scientist said, that guy's been sued four times, but he made so much money, he sold his anti-aging drugs for $700 million to a pharmaceutical company. They did all their research, and they were like, holy fuck, we just wasted $700 million
Starting point is 01:19:35 because none of these things fucking work. Yet you have people like Tony Robbins and everybody else taking these things, and he was like, it's the biggest bunch of bullshit in the world. So there's a lot of stuff that comes out of science where it's like, oh, oh, here, here, the world. So there's a lot of stuff that comes out of science. Yeah. Where it's like, oh, here, here, clip this, go on.
Starting point is 01:19:49 What are you going to say? Where it's like, this shit doesn't work. Yeah. It has the potential to work. Yeah. There we go. Dude, I'm not saying. Yeah. You just said science is bullshit.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Yeah. Clip that, bro. I didn't. I just said. You just said science has a lot lost self that doesn't work. And let's go back retroactively to 184 episodes where you're like, you're not a scientist. You're not blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:20:13 I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, put your faith in Jesus Christ, and you will live forever. You're not meant to live forever. Immortality is in your hands. You're not meant to live forever, Brian. Read the New Testament. you're not meant to live forever brian read the new testament could you uh read that down yeah between 1962 and 1970 the united states government conducted a corporate operation called project
Starting point is 01:20:34 pegasus led to the successful development of a number of highly advanced technologies enabling teleportation time travel and holographic time travel. There you go, Brian. Fuck you, Dylan. This is such, where'd you get this from? Yeah. God damn it. Get off the ConXL UFO site. You say shit. Hey, dude, this guy does good research. And look at his graphics.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Dylan is fucking chaos, man. Yeah. He's a trickster. Dylan, thoughts on PayPal? Oh, so you haven't heard PayPal had an internal memo get leaked where they were discussing that they were going to pull
Starting point is 01:21:14 $2,500 from your of your money if they found out you were spreading misinformation look that up motherfuckers like that is full social credit score information. Look that up, please. Motherfuckers. Like that is full social credit score. I know somebody who works there.
Starting point is 01:21:30 They're so fucking woke. They're so woke. Well, yeah, exactly. But I want to talk about woke movies. Hold on. Can we hold on for a second? Can we stay on this? Yes.
Starting point is 01:21:39 Because it's a very big thing. I've been trying to cancel my PayPal. It won't let me. I'm about to wage holy jihad on their woke asses. So what are they doing now if you spread misinformation? They were discussing a policy that if
Starting point is 01:21:53 they found that you anywhere on the internet were spreading misinformation, they were going to fine you $2,500. They're not allowed to do that. Well, they got out and just everybody started pulling their money out, and they're freaking the fuck out, and they won't even let you do it. PayPal pulls back and says it won't fine customers.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Whoa. $2,500 for misinformation after backlash. Let me see these pieces of shit. PayPal's backtracked on a published policy that would have fined users $2,500 for spreading misinformation. Oh, claiming the update had gone out on error. An AUP notice recently went out on error
Starting point is 01:22:36 that included incorrect information. PayPal's not fining people for misinformation, and this language was never intended to be inserted in our policy. Oh, somebody might have sabotaged it. Our teams, let me see. Our teams are working to correct our policy pages. We're sorry for the confusion this has caused.
Starting point is 01:22:50 This is a spokesman for National Review in a written statement. Guys, go to bed. National Review. Wow. The course reversal, I don't believe them. The course reversal comes after the policy changes had started to attract media scrutiny as well as criticism on Twitter former PayPal president David Mark has even blasted the company over the implication that it could seize customers money for
Starting point is 01:23:10 finding their views objectionable Wow okay so let me let me let me let me let me say this it does seem that woke movies and woke policy is bad for business but hold before we move on that that is social credit score I think that It does seem that woke movies and woke policy is bad for business. But hold on. Before we move on, that is social credit score. I think that was done on purpose to see people's reaction. Test the water. Yeah. Oh, we're going to put this out.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Yeah. And we're going to see what people say. Because at the top, they're all owned by the same people. It's illegal. It's illegal. Those pieces of shit. But there are people at PayPal that would love to do that. Don't get me wrong. And then it comes down. And this people at PayPal that would love to do that.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Don't get me wrong. And then it comes down, and this is like the biggest issue on YouTube right now. Like you labeled everything misinformation and all this information's coming out now. That was all true. Are you retroactively going to go back? Look what it did though. It created a competitor called Rumble.
Starting point is 01:24:02 Didn't it? I know. But I mean, youtube is still mainstream but rumble just went public if they keep doing stuff like that that kind of a reputational thing is really damaging and more and more people you create a parallel economy you create a parallel information highway and that's just an opportunity it's's what happens. Look what happened when Patreon and Vimeo started censoring people. All these other things opened up.
Starting point is 01:24:30 We're on Rockfin now. Why? Because we didn't want to be censored. So to me, let the marketplace decide. If you think there's profit in doing business that way and creating your own echo chamber, go ahead. How did it work out for CNN? Honestly, how did it work out for cnn honestly how to work
Starting point is 01:24:45 out for cnn last time i checked tucker carlson seems to be thriving i see him everywhere how to work out for all those people on cnn don lemon's out of a job who else is out of a job everybody brian seltzer's out of a job dude chris cuomo tried to go somewhere else and he floundered and i don't wish bad stuff on people but you did a real disservice to your country, and people don't forget. Yeah, I don't know enough. I personally know Chris a little bit, and I like him a lot. Of course you do.
Starting point is 01:25:14 Tell me about your personal interactions with Darth Vader, too. I went to... Our kids went to the same school. They're nice people. They hate their father. No, no, no. I think Chris Cuomo would probably be the kind of guy who you'd be surprised. Yeah, but Brian,
Starting point is 01:25:28 here's my whole thing, man. You know, I'm sorry. Like, sometimes you can't just go, he's a good guy, just didn't work out. Do you like anybody that doesn't like Trump? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Dave Schmidt doesn't like Trump. I feel like you're team Trump. No, listen. I make no illusions of what Trump was and is. Trump brought in BlackRock to help run the Fed. Trump gave Fauci a ton of money. Trump censored free speech on campuses. He did a plenty of campaign a lot of money, too.
Starting point is 01:26:04 I mean, back in the day, yeah, but I mean, as president, we're talking. I make no illusions of it, of, of what he represents. I still find him better than Joe Biden. That's fair. That's fair. I don't know anything that Joe, and like,
Starting point is 01:26:14 dude, we're going into like, well, we're two weeks away from these November election. Everyone thinks this giant red wave is coming. I don't, I just have no faith in a hard place. So the Democrats have to run Joe Biden.
Starting point is 01:26:25 You know why? Because if Joe Biden doesn't run, who runs? Kamala Harris. She has to. Kamala Harris has to run. Kamala Harris won't win a fucking thing. Ron DeSantis
Starting point is 01:26:41 could beat Trump. Here's why he can't run against Trump. Because nobody votes in primaries. And when you don't vote in the primaries, the crazies vote in primaries. The most insane. And so who votes in the primaries? That's why Trump wins the primaries.
Starting point is 01:26:57 So DeSantis would lose the primaries. Can Trump only do one term? Because he already had a term? I believe so. But that's why if I was DeSantis, I would just be his vice president. That can kill you because he could get silenced. He'd have to toe the line. It's a real political liability.
Starting point is 01:27:16 For me, if I'm DeSantis, I sit it out four more years. Now, that's risky too because Florida, for a thousand reasons, can take a dive and then you're not riding this economy. This is the time to strike. He would beat Trump. A lot of people who love Trump don't like Trump as a person, and they would absolutely go with DeSantis. The problem is he can't, nobody,
Starting point is 01:27:36 if you don't like your candidates, they don't have any good candidates. The reason they don't have any good candidates is because no one votes in primaries. If you voted in a fucking primary Which I don't do and no one else does you're so cute. That's why you're so cute primaries matter to Americans to the public if they took it as seriously as the revolution if Americans voted on in primaries with the same passion they vote in in the general election
Starting point is 01:28:02 Then we'd have a lot of candidates to choose from but DeSantis will tell you he can't beat Trump in the primaries because all of Trump's all the loyalists yeah all the credit okay respect so so so so but what what's interesting is that a lot of young people are swinging right and the reason young people are swinging right is because it's counterculture because now the counterculture the reason young people are swinging right is because it's counterculture. Because now the counterculture, the punk rockers, are right-wingers. They're not left-wingers.
Starting point is 01:28:31 Well, I said this. So I think political correctness is about to die. I think the mechanism in which to push it is just melting away. According to Jimmy Dore, they found out that 80% of twitter accounts are bots they're not even real uh and just think of all the people who make careers off of twitter and
Starting point is 01:28:52 all the tweets and the retweet i'm not gonna say names i know comedians that you see them on stage they get nothing and then they go on twitter and they're getting like 15 000 likes and 10 000 retweets and you're like what the fuck is going on here? And it was all manufactured. It was all astroturfing. All bots and stuff. All bots. To push certain narratives and make things seem like they were what America wanted, what people wanted.
Starting point is 01:29:21 It's all going. What percentage do you think that is that china and russia and eastern european bot farms or or is that american the pentagon just got busted doing a huge bot farm you think the pentagon is i think it's all of them they're all trying to control pentagon and the military industrial complex want to break us up as a country. That's a picture of Brian performing for Darth Vader. Dude, why don't you go fuck yourself, Joe? Was that Darth Vader's birthday party?
Starting point is 01:30:01 I was a young man then, okay? Where are you guys going to be? Brian, did you want to talk about bros real quick? It sounds like you wanted to go off on bros. Well, no. I mean, it shouldn't surprise anybody that every woke Hollywood movie is done really shitty. I have friends. I talked about this on another podcast.
Starting point is 01:30:19 I have friends who went to that movie. They said it was funny. The problem is it's just been clumped in with this go woke woke go broke thing where people feel like you're forcing it down your throat you they marketed that all wrong and billy the man and billy the guy on the street or whatever his name is is really good at that man on the street stuff but he's horrible at connecting with people about his movie and you know calling people homophobes because they don't want to watch a gay rom-com. It's like, dude, you don't, we don't owe you anything. You don't, you are asking us for our business.
Starting point is 01:30:55 You should be coming to us in a way that gets us to the movie theaters. You didn't do that. Okay. There's a, tonight, dude, it's Dodgers are in the playoffs, and the Kings are opening, and there's a million live shows going on in LA. And why am I going to see your movie over all this other stuff that's going on? That's the market now.
Starting point is 01:31:17 It's oversaturated, and you have to do something that earns people's dollars, and they feel respected by yelling at them tell me they don't because they didn't want to go watch a gay rom-com which is like servicing like 3% of the population I mean did lesbians even go to that right I mean like what are you talking about that movie was that that movie should have been on that movie should have been on HBO Go, Netflix, whatever, to see if there was a market for it. And if there is a market, then you increase the advertising budget.
Starting point is 01:31:53 It's my theory about the Whitney Cummings show. Whitney got like $40 million to promote her sitcom on NBC when she hadn't had a sitcom before. You're putting way too much pressure on this to succeed instead of rolling it out and letting it find its audience. Right, good point. Good point.
Starting point is 01:32:15 I like it. Sam Tripoli, ladies and gentlemen. I'll see you in fucking Bridgeport this weekend. Hey, dude, you don't have to swear. And then I'll be at the Schaumburg Improv at the end of the month. You're doing great, Brian. You're married.
Starting point is 01:32:29 You've got great kids. You're crushing it. You've got your Power Ranger ring on right now. I've got my Power Ranger rubber ring. I've got fucking tranny screen. I love this, dude. I can't wait. Toe-hole, baby.
Starting point is 01:32:42 I've got chicks with dicks on my sandals. I've got lizard popes. I'm going to get... I'm, baby. I got chicks with dicks on my sandals. I got lizard popes. I'm going to get... I'm doing the Brian Callen show with AG next because I want to talk about craftsmanship and all kinds of shit. It's going to be fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:53 We're going to do some bullshit. Well, AG is uncompromising. I've learned more about business from him because I'm like, bro, let's lower the price. He goes, oh, no, never. And they're lucky. And they're lucky that I chose him. i do believe that you have to have certain you have to set a value well he worked at apple he worked at apple forever so he really understands that marketing thing but he's like
Starting point is 01:33:15 when i see people do free comedy show i go don't i don't want to do it you're you're you're telling people you're not worth value that's when you know when i's lower the price. Hey, we're not for everybody. It's fine. Yeah. No, if you don't want to spend that, it's fine. Yeah. You can go buy 10 flip flops over your lifetime or buy one. But we're not for everybody.
Starting point is 01:33:33 Yeah. I get it. I get that you don't want these. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait to see where those feel, how they mold to your feet. I'm curious. I love it.
Starting point is 01:33:40 I love it. My feet have never been happier. Those look good. Dylan, happy birthday. Thanks, guys. Dylan, happy birthday. Thanks, guys. Happy birthday, Dylan. You should tell us your birthday's coming up so we can do a big event.
Starting point is 01:33:49 Yeah, you piece of shit. What are you doing for your birthday? Working. So is the story of man. Guys, thanks so much. When people ask, is everything a conspiracy? The answer is... Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. We're watching it.
Starting point is 01:34:29 Uh-uh. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it.
Starting point is 01:34:33 We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it.
Starting point is 01:34:34 We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it.
Starting point is 01:34:34 We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it.
Starting point is 01:34:34 We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. We're watching it. Megan! Megan! The zombie speaks? Oh. I'm not a zombie. I did have food.
Starting point is 01:35:00 Oh. No, it doesn the toilet now. I'm not dancing in the little hall. In the hall. I'm not dancing in the hall. In the hall. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Death! I don't know. This is where you saw death. There's nobody and nothing. But you saw her. Yeah, that's the fact. Sorry. Yeah, I don't care. I think we ordered food in here. I got to use the delivery.
Starting point is 01:36:25 Anything? Asking. Ride or die? No, audience. You know, I'm thinking we need to figure out. I just don't know. I don't know. I think Puerto Ricans and other cultures are in fun of everybody. I shit on white people a lot and black people. I'm just Mexican and Puerto Ricans. Oh my god, ugh. Whoever watches me and says, he shits on me. And I'm black.
Starting point is 01:37:36 Like I've said this, I'm so racist that I can't be racist. I'm too racist to be racist. I don't hate anyone at all. I hate a ton of shit. That's why I don't hate anyone. And I believe that most people, to I believe that most people I probably said this last night or whatever, but it's not a special Columbus Day, the Indigenous
Starting point is 01:38:36 People Day. Those savages, cannibals. Why would it ever be indigenous people thing? What they do is rape and murder and eat. Oh yeah, you never learned that in history class. All Native Americans are cannibals. They're all cannibals. They're all cannibals. They, they don't even murder and kill, they eat the human other child. Well, we don't teach that in this country. The truth, excuse me. Well, What did the indigenous people do to earn a day?
Starting point is 01:39:25 Honestly, what did they do to earn a day? They could have come home this day because they could have come back here and discovered the new world. Why did they call into the field today? They're savages, the Mayans and everything. They deserve no day. They advance no technology. They were wrong. They're savages and older and world and only on the new world.
Starting point is 01:40:09 Why do they deserve a day, indigenous people? I don't understand why they deserve a day, indigenous people. Why do they deserve a day? We all saw a fucking, a Gifton movie. The biggest rapist. This is what the patriarchy, according to them. Why are they gonna, we celebrate Columbus Day. Not because of the atrocities, but as Neil deGrasse Tyson put, what advanced the human race was Columbus. It advanced the human race. Was it wrong? Yes. Oh, I wanted to play that Greg Popovich present. That faggot Greg Popovich
Starting point is 01:41:11 who was like, you're committing atrocities or you're a faggot 100 years from now. And I was like, he ate meat. And he said the same thing about you, dummy. Do not ever judge someone in history. And that's the anger shit. I've ever seen you judge people in history. What's my food delivered? Your food's been here for like an hour.
Starting point is 01:41:40 I know. We down now. Down for what Kyle? To fuck, and chill. Yeah? What did they just say? They said, you down.
Starting point is 01:42:01 What? Meaning, it's gonna fog or shower? What do you want? Alright, but, yeah, the other thing saying, um, it's history of everybody. There's the conquered and killed. Self-hating white people. Although there are enough white people on the 90's knows who. In the western world there is.
Starting point is 01:42:54 So odd to me. And how about this? I'm half white. My mom is a blonde haired, blue eyed, white lady. So is Dezen's mom. Is a blonde haired, white lady. And we do not agree with hitting a white male. That was a corny shit arrow too.
Starting point is 01:43:28 Here I go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I get offended. I get offended. especially when kevin brendan kevin brendan's a pussy but i mean my god Kevin Brennan's a pussy. But, I mean, my God. Now, since Pat Dixon punched Geno,
Starting point is 01:44:11 everyone thinks they can just go at Geno, free shot. But Kevin Brennan looks fucked. But Kevin Brennan's a pussy. We never talk. Kevin Brennan promotes a documentary shitting on him. That's how much of a dummy and a pussy he is. First Akumia thing,
Starting point is 01:44:40 then him smashing Shab and Rogan. Trying to open that club. your first month is going to be hell that's what we do that's the new tradition we did to death noodles joe madder reese and if you open a comedy club your first month has to go through mike's obstacle course okay and if you can make it past that which death Def Noodles... Is he wearing a Mike from Breaking Bad shirt, by the way?
Starting point is 01:45:07 It's a not... Oh. Leave me alone, Walter. That felt like cocaine. It really did. Does anyone try it? Maybe that's what denim is.
Starting point is 01:45:20 All right, so this is interesting. This is a clip. Here it is. Kevin Brennan... Here. Kevin Brennan. Here, Kevin Brennan freaks out on Gino Visconti. Trashes Anthony Cumia. Wait, trashes Anthony Cumia?
Starting point is 01:45:35 I can't wait to see this. Guys, this is just coming across my desk. I'm as happy as I could be during Red Bar. All right, let's see what this is. Here it comes. Thanks to Xander. Where I apologized to him four times in the thread. Did he apologize to you?
Starting point is 01:45:50 I hope this isn't one of those things where they got to show you the most heated moment first and then they start from the beginning. Not everything needs to be that kind of movie. It doesn't. Let the clip play from the beginning.
Starting point is 01:46:02 I don't want the spoiler. Not everything is coming up on The Bachelor this is only a two minute clip so maybe this is the start I wish it was longer I know okay so we've got Gino here he's behind the booth this is where he does most of his yelling I don't know Gino's like these
Starting point is 01:46:18 barstool sports guys that I saw with Shane Gillis where it's like the amount of yelling Gino does in the studio. How do the other people around him not to shoot him with a gun? How does Kumi not just go, I can't. How could you be around him? How could you tolerate the screaming, the repetitive screaming that Gino does every show?
Starting point is 01:46:43 I mean, it's enough to make you just go, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And just let that be your life. You know, sometimes a man needs a bullet in the head. Here he is, the Reverend Bob Lee. I think these two are the ones... Well, fine. Let's pick on this guy. This guy thinks he's got my number.
Starting point is 01:47:01 This old man here has talked a lot of shit about me. Wow. All white people look alike bob levy looks like kevin brennan's dad this is him talking shit about who is red who red car you know who i am and i'm gonna torture torture you. And then Kevin Brennan, of course. Neil Brennan's flesh and blood, which is going to cool out on. They're starting a comedy club together, these two here. Not Loop. These guys. So that's the Reverend Bob Levy.
Starting point is 01:47:38 How about we do this today, just to give the old man a scare? Everybody, and I mean everybody, get on your phones. And by the way, you should be watching Red Bar. This is going to be another new thing. The lights have to be off in your house if you're watching Red Bar. All the lights. Turn your lights down. Sorry, this is all coming apart here.
Starting point is 01:47:59 Everybody go to the Reverend Bob Levy's Twitter, Instagram, wherever you could leave a comment. Red bar. Can you be my hero? Can you be my Huckabee? Has never been matter. I've never seen him lose control like this. He said, she's ready to throw it all away.
Starting point is 01:48:19 He's coming for you. Legally. It's going to be no illegal activity at all, but he's doing a whole... Tell him he's got like this whole one-hour doc that apparently he's invested $28,000 into about the Reverend Bob Levy. He keeps telling us,
Starting point is 01:48:37 oh my God, this is like the biggest thing. Let's just see what he does. A light political scare. God, I love being able to scare so many people. You know, we really do scare people. People don't want to be on this show. But they will be, and they will feel fear. I'm a peddler of fear.
Starting point is 01:49:08 And wait till you see my twisted midnights i got jealous album called midnights coming out at target all right here we go this is uh gino and i haven't seen this is breaking news apparently gino gets in a fight with kevin brandon trashes kumia okay two minutes where i apologized to him four times in the thread. Did he apologize to you personally? No. All right. Would you like to see the thread? Garrett, do you have the thread?
Starting point is 01:49:33 Would you like to go to the tape? Now you're telling Garrett what to do? But you can't tell him to take out my number, you fucking faggot. I didn't think it was a problem. Uh-oh. Kevin's up. Kevin's up. No fighting. Shut it was a problem. Kevin shop. Shut the door.
Starting point is 01:49:48 Kevin's going in. Close the No. Close all airtight doors. Kevin's such a pussy. He opened up the door and could have snuffed him but went No, no. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:50:03 I just made it in time. Holy shit. Oh my god okay oh my god so Kevin so far has run into the booth to fight Gino but of course this really
Starting point is 01:50:12 impossibly to beat strong man Bob Reverend gets between them so of course there's no fight yeah
Starting point is 01:50:20 and Bob Levy sneaks up this guy that I'm going after very hard in a very short time. Something is no, no, no, no fighting. Break it up. And they go, okay.
Starting point is 01:50:32 Cool clip. Break it up. Just let him do it. Stop breaking up fights. Unless you're a paid security guard of mine in Los Angeles, which I still haven't dealt with. Salvo's security guard who almost got him killed. Yeah, break it up. I'm leaving that guy a
Starting point is 01:50:47 zero star. Yeah, I know. We still got to deal with that. Remember Salvo's security guard just left him to die. Laughing it up. He saw a couple other black guys decided to be friends with the enemy during this paid job that I paid for.
Starting point is 01:51:03 All right, let's see what happened. So far we've got Kevin Brennan running out of his seat from the Anthony Cumia studio desk, running into the booth to beat up Gino. Will he beat him up? This is insane. Do you not want us to show the thread where I apologize to you for telling How about that? Fuck this.
Starting point is 01:51:20 Fuck this. No, no, no. Fuck that. Come on, Kevin. This happens every day there now. Oh. Hey, man, enjoy Gino. Gino's got all the answers. He always does. Oh, no. Fuck that. Come on, Kevin. This happens every day there now. Oh. Enjoy Gino. Gino's got all the answers.
Starting point is 01:51:27 He always does. Oh, Kevin. Kevin. Who are you looking a little crispy here in his pixels? I swear they've lowered their bandwidth to... And now you're under my control. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Look at that.
Starting point is 01:51:48 That is an actual... Look at where is an actual ring this is his footage this is actual footage of kumia this hasn't been doctored look at that that's like sega cd quality i used to have games like this like mad dog mccree for the PC very similar again you know it's like what do you expect everybody around Kumi is like a junkie like complete street person now here Oh Kevin no no no it's oh yeah Kevin throws a chair. I love this. That was a whipping of an office chair, a computer chair. By the way, if you found your chair by searching computer chair, throw it away. If computer is in the listing of your chair's name,
Starting point is 01:52:41 get it out of there. We're going to send you a new chair. Watch this. He's going to whip this computer chair across the room. That's good. Grabs his coat. Oh, Kevin. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:52:55 He's like a black woman in a Wawa. Kevin. No, no. You don't need to. More, more, more. Don't hit him. Don't hit him. Don't punch him. Don't punch him. Oh, come on, cut. Look at this.
Starting point is 01:53:11 On this. People are being held back. Okay, you got to see this. Look at this. This is like case race. That's a bear hug around it. Now, how could the Reverend Bob Levy be holding it back? See this holding back?
Starting point is 01:53:25 I'm running to that thing where he goes, holding it back so I don't get hit. He wasn't going to hit him. You just have to pretend to hold something back. And they'll stay back. Isn't that funny? I'll show you these screens here. Let's go back a little bit here.
Starting point is 01:53:41 No, no, you don't need to. Oh, no. Here, watch this. Don't hit him. Don't punch him. oh no here watch this oh don't hit him don't punch him don't punch nino don't punch him i can't have assault on this uh oh he's trying to get in the security camera i'm so glad he rocks here to take care of this. Oh! Oh, my God! Throwing in there? Did you see this?
Starting point is 01:54:08 Did he pick up a bottle? So we're watching a bunch of security cam footage. Imagine if he sliced Gino's throat with a broken bottle. Wouldn't that be awesome? Look at Kumiya. Oh, my God. Wings just burst out of his back skin he flies into the city wouldn't that be great if he pterodactylized and flew out down there all right let's see what happens here so so far this is a pretty
Starting point is 01:54:43 rough and rowdy fight i'm gonna going to go to this angle here. This seems to be the best angle so far. Look at this. And it looks like he picks up a cop like this and goes, tries to get it through the door at Gino. Gino, of course, went, Thank you. If anyone throws something at you, here's an expert tip.
Starting point is 01:55:04 Throw something at me. You throw something at me, I just an expert tip. Throw something at me. You throw something at me, I just go. Thank you for the item. Genius. Defeat that. All right, here. Let's see. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:55:14 He's going crazy. Look, they're holding him. The security cameras are up. Oh. I'm so glad E-Rock's here to take care of this. Look at him go. He picks up something, throws it through the room. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:55:24 He's coming through the door. Uh-oh. I don't have a problem with me breaking this, do you? No, no. That's Geno's fucking vlog. Breaking what? Breaking the camera. Oh, no, you can't break the camera.
Starting point is 01:55:34 I don't have a problem with it. Do you? No, I would have a problem with it. Hey, that's Geno's logic. If I have a problem giving out my number, why should it? Your number. Well, but we already been through. No numbers. No, he gave out my number. Well, I showed it. Your number. Well, but we already been through. No, no numbers.
Starting point is 01:55:47 Gave out your number to who? No one watching this show, you faggot. What are you doing? Phil, I still get a fucking joke because he's a faggot. Look at him. He's a fucking dick. Oh, I don't have a problem because he's a dick. Oh, it's all trash.
Starting point is 01:55:59 Look at the room. I'll fucking kill you, you fucking faggot. Yes. Yes. And then he throws the mic. Oh. I'll fucking the mic. Oh. I'll fucking kill you. There he goes.
Starting point is 01:56:10 Yes! It definitely was amazing. Loved it. Thank you. People are saying that the camera is cut and the show went offline right after this. Really? Is that true? Anyone have any updates?
Starting point is 01:56:26 I don't know. Very, very funny. Yeah, let us know what happened after this. This is all happening. The first guy who sent me this, God bless him, he said. This is all happening live. Yeah, what did he say? Bex.
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