The Yewneek Pod - Dana White smacking his wife on camera??!@?@ Brendan Schaub takes his shots at Dana and tells tall tales. Plus New Conspiracy Social Club!

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

Mersh is still 40 and white and failed at puthy. Yewneeks indignation"don't hit a bitch just do wwf moves "s2m. Don't bring the wife to fun places stupid! Brendan Schaub continues to be a dumb as an ox. He makes fun of the Dana white situation. Should Dana be cancelled?Is Yewneek becoming a pothead? do Dabs stinnnk? Cousin Matt name dropped. Skip and Shannon Sharpe on air spat over skips Damar tweet.  The Golden Hour continues to circle the drain Brendan Schaub continues to spin fabricated stories. Bapa has a hit team of assassins.....B!?? Tripoli and Callen continue to debate the viruses.  .

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I think he's going out to check a merch for a range of assists. And they're like, okay. He thought that was a thing and a barrier. The lost opportunity in a Mersh thing. That's what I look at.

Single guy. Single guy. Doing his... single guy doing his like I don't watch Nightwave Radio but I would assume my cousin Matt who works in a factory doesn't make as much money as

Mersh he's always meeting bitches though because he has bitches because he's my cousin. But he's like, I got to meet that bitch. I met this new bitch. And that's his normal factory life.

Mersh does a live stream, obviously. He has like, I was fucking this chick, and then this chick got mad, I was fucking that chick. I do YouTube live streams. chicks want to... Does any of this happen on Nightwave? No.

He's a fat, ugly, cross-eyed, white, balding weirdo with glasses who gets zero pussy. You know, they hardly make any money on that all their money is donations

I don't get donated that much like I always explain to people and people hated my decision I rely on ad revenue money there's way better money than people who watch you and feel sad for you

giving you money. That's Royce and Merce. Give us money. You can never make videos that go viral. We'll talk to Alex Jones twice for an hour and a half each time.

Not one viral clip or moment from any of them. You wasted Alex Jones' time. They don't have that talent. But, uh, they get their little dollar donations and get off the... Man, is single Kyle

doing a live stream? How many bitches have it over here? Just arguing the night before. Arguing the day after. Next day. And I'd bring in an argument. Yeah, fuck it. You don't like it.

Ask Des. I showed up at Des' house And the chick's house And Hickey's on my neck And I was like yeah Fight about it I didn't care about it But that would be my live stream

If I was a single guy I don't get how There's night wave radio And Zero how there's night wave radio and zero. No, not fat girl. Skinny white girls. The skinniest of white girls.

Night wave, not one chick. Not one relationship. Fucking over 40 and white. That, but, whatever about him. I wanted to talk about this Dana White clip. They're gonna do the Brenna Chanel cry thing, but so Dana White slapped his wife

in fucking public Holy shit Holy poop He grabbed her again She slaps him. Slaps her. Slaps her again. She slaps him. Slaps her. Slaps her again.

He grabbed and pushed her. What the fuck was Dana White doing? What was he doing? First and foremost, we're doing the Brendan Shaw thing next. He's being coercive? Oh, he should step down. First and foremost,

you do not go to the club or a bar with your significant other, girlfriend or wife. Went to a club with his wife and his wife slapped him. And he slapped back. Odd. That now looking at it. He didn't slap back, you did an extra slap and push her down.

Now I get she was being a cunt, but it's really your fault. Who goes in a club with their chick or a bar with their chick? Who does that? You never do that. You don't go to the club or the bar with your girlfriend and this is his wife. If you're married, your club and bar days are over.

Unless you were your boys. Who does that? Now I'll explain to you what happened in this situation. Now his chick slapped him. Here's the reason why his chick slapped him. He went to a club with his chick slapped him. Here's the reason why his chick slapped him. He went to a club with his chick. Clubs and bars are for single people to meet other single people to hook up with. I get it, you're in a VIP situation, but still even rule applies.

You do not go to a club or a bar where you're a significant other, because you know what's going to happen? He's going to drink. He's going to try and hook up with people. That's what clubs and bars are for. Hooking up with new people. That's why you do not go there where you're your significant other.

Now, I'm not saying Dana White tried to do this, but his chick saw another chick walk up to him or something and say, hey, you're Dana White. I'll suck your dick. You're rich. And she got mad at him. Whatever reason.

This is why you do not put yourself in this situation to begin with. You never put yourself in this situation to begin with. You never put yourself in this situation. If you have a girlfriend, I'm saying girlfriend, it's his wife by the way, which is fucking odd to me,

but if you've got a girlfriend, you do not go to clubs or bars with your girlfriend. You go to restaurants. You go bowling. If you go to a bar, you go for 40 minutes to play pool, then leave. You don't sit at the bar. These are places for single people.

Now, why she slapped him? Probably because some chick walked up, said, I want to suck your dick, you're Dana Wayne. She got mad. I'm guessing. I don't know. Probably because some chick walked up, said, I want to suck your dick, you're Dana Williams. You got mad. I'm guessing. I don't know. Or the other way around, and you go around. I'm seeing 10 seconds of a flat video.

I don't know the context, but the context that could happen is you should not be in there as a couple in a club. And by the way, you're fucking 50 in a club. That's another no-no. Dana Williams is like 50 in a club. And by the way, you're fucking 50 in a club. That's another no-no. So you're, Dana White's like 50 in a club with his wife. And they're slapping each other around. Why? There's another odd thing about this tape. Now, I get it. He has responsibilities to promote. He has to be in a club. Why are you bringing your wife?

Holy shit. When's the last time I've been in a club? You're homeless, Jared, or you got it? Stop bragging about it. What the fuck? You've been homeless for seven to ten years. Why'd you pick to be in a hotel in the last weeks? What?

But, um... Yeah, the club now you slap her? Whatever. Whatever. She slapped him. He slapped her back. Never slap a woman. You niggas know me Dez is literally throwing a kitchen sink at you you do not hit a woman you do wrestling moves

if he kicked that bitch in the stomach and did a stone cold stunner perfectly fine if he DDT'd her, hell, if you jackknife powerbombed, perfectly fine. I know you put no power into it, didn't do it hard. However, I've always said,

you cannot hit a woman. Wrestling moves, though though are perfectly fine. If you gave that bitch the pedigree it would have been perfectly fine. Power bomb her. Nigga after she slapped him

if he grabbed her leg swept her over her feet, and put her in a sharpshooter, it wouldn't be a news story. It wouldn't have been. Dana White just sharpshooted, and he kept the pose, sharpshooted that bitch.

Boston Crab, wrestling moves. Do not hit women. Wrestling moves. Do not hit women. Wrestling moves. That's how you get around it. Should have put that bitch in the walls of Jericho or something. You don't hit women

back. back one time does was getting violent they're attacking me you know what I did can't call the cops on that, can't do a report, judge he did a reverse ddd, he gave this bitch a razor's edge, he power bombed her, wrestling wrestling moves don't hit back I know it's instinct I know it is instinct but and I never have don't hit a woman just do the wrestling moves you should have speared her. Did the spear.

But wait, after you do a spear, because it'll look wrong, you're going to go up and go, and then you have to follow the jack, knife, hammer thing like Goldberg. So that's how you deal with female domestic violence. Alright, I'm playing this. You wanna watch that now? Pay attention to what I said.

A. Never go to a club or a bar with a significant other. That's dumb. And I'll get into a deeper story where that's dumb. And how many dudes, chicks, I had a fucking good day to a bar club with your chicks. Odd, but um, never hit a woman. Just do wrestling moves before I go is he completely done is it I mean I haven't seen anything trending. Are they asking him to step down or anything?

I don't know what they're asking him to step down on. I don't think so. I didn't see a trend, but to be honest, I don't pay that much attention to Twitter Alright Did Dana White marry a Jew chick? I'm not looking Did Dana White marry a Jew chick? Because he gave him a job Do I really have zero fucking Am I even online right now? I don't know.

Oh, hey. Hang on there. We're back now. It's a little difficult. Of course. But, uh, yeah. Good to see you, Shannon. I understand.

Is there something you want to share this morning? Good morning, yes. Good morning. There's been a lot of speculation of why I wasn't on air yesterday, and I won't get into speculation or conjecture or innuendo, but I will say this. In watching that game on Monday night, what happened to DeMar Hamlin struck me a little different. As a brotherhood in the NFL, when injuries happen,

when we know injuries are a part of the game, I've seen guys suffer ACLs and Achilles tear, but I've never seen anybody have to be revived and fight for their life on the field. So they struck me a little differently because I remember seeing my brother paralyzed on the field temporarily, and he was able to regain focus. Skip tweeted something, and although I disagree with the tweet, and hopefully Skip would take it down, but I didn't want it. Well, time out, time out. I'm uh skip would take it down but i didn't want it time out time out i'm not going to take it down because i stand by what i tweeted skip let me finish all right okay go ahead no you go go ahead let's go jen okay i mean i cannot

even get through a monologue without you interrupting oh you're a fucking cunt dude hey you could have came back skill i thought skip just let i was gonna bring up no i was just going to say, Skip, I didn't want to yesterday to get into a situation where DeMar Hamlin was the issue. We should have been talking about him and not get into your tweet. That's what I was going to do. But you can't even let me finish my opening monologue without you interrupting. OK, I was under the impression you weren't going to bring this up because nobody here had a problem with that tweet. No.

Clearly, the bosses wanted you to offer explanations. So, clearly, somebody had a problem. No, they did not. Let's go, Jay. Wow. How disrespectful, Shannon Sharp. So, you took the day off. Then you come back and call out

the nigga who gave you a career and a life after football and try dissing him in your opening. By the way, the shittiest thing about

skipping Shannon videos is Shannon and you skip ahead to when Skip talks and this thing of babbles. Good to see you, Shannon. I understand. Is there something you want to share this morning? Good morning, yes. There's been a lot of speculation of why I wasn't on air yesterday, and I won't get into speculation or conjecture or innuendo, but I will say this. In watching that game on Monday night, what happened to DeMar Hamlin struck me a little different.

By the way, I seen that this happened, but I didn't really see it. What happened with that dude? He had a heart attack? Or he got hit in the chest? I don't even know if Skip's tweet and why everyone's against it.

I seen this happening when I didn't check into it. I'm just talking about the context of this show. This is Skip Bayless' show. And you're doing this now? Against him? This is odd. Very public for you to do. And for you to mention it,

and even Skip had to chime in, like, nigga, they do, you have to remember, they do pre-production meetings. The show starts, I think, at like 10 o'clock in the morning. They show up at 6 through the show. They have a meeting and shit.

This nigga tried fucking me over by saying I disagreed with your tweet. And skip a thing. No one said nothing against the tweet. We've been chilling together for fucking four hours. You bring it up now. Shannon Sharper, the fucking leftist, well, he's not a leftist, but pro-Black Lives Matter

cunt. Want to be victim cunt. Good to see you, Shannon. I understand. Is there something you want to share this morning? Good morning, yes. There's been a lot of speculation of why I wasn't on air yesterday, and I won't get into speculation or conjecture or innuendo,

but I will say this. In watching that game on Monday night, what happened to DeMar Hamlin struck me a little different. As a brotherhood in the NFL, when injuries happen, when we know injuries are a part of the game, I've seen guys suffer ACLs and Achilles tear, but I've never seen anybody have to be revived and fight for their life on the field. So it struck me a little differently

because I remember seeing my brother paralyzed on the field temporarily. And he was able to regain focus. Skip tweeted. By the way, the other shot brother was pretty fucking good, too. Something. And although I disagree with the tweet and hopefully Skip would take it down. But I didn't want it. Time out. Time out. I'm not gonna... You can't do an open monologue after missing

a day saying, I disagree with the tweet and I hope you take it down. When he didn't... They... By the way, you have to remember, these niggas have been together for about three hours. He never said any of this. They went together.

Alright, we're gonna start the show off. We're going to talk about this and that. We're going to talk about basketball and this. And he's sneak attacking the main nigga. Off of this. That's some, whoa, that's some dirty shit. Yeah, it's going to be skipping somebody else soon. I'm going to take it down because I stand by what I tweeted. That was some dirty shit.

Let me get it. All right, okay. In the NFL, when injuries happen, when we know injuries are a part of the game, I've seen guys suffer ACLs and Achilles tear, but I've never seen anybody have to be revived and fight for their life on the field. So they struck me a little differently because I remember seeing my brother paralyzed on the field temporarily and he was able to regain focus. Skip tweeted something and although I disagree with the tweet and hopefully Skip would take it down, but I didn't

want it. Well, time out, time out. I'm not going to take it down because i stand by what i tweeted skip let me finish all right okay go ahead no you go go ahead let's go jim okay and what a too he's like all right go ahead well you've been talking for four hours and you brought up something new about his tweet and you're like all right go, go ahead, give up. Why do I thankfully give up? We're in here, Skip, not you. I cannot even get through a monologue without you interrupting me. You could have came back, Skip.

Well, I thought, Skip, just let me. I didn't know you were going to bring up this. No, I was just going to say, Skip, I didn't want to yesterday to get into a situation where DeMar Hamlin was the issue. We should have been talking about him and not get into your tweet. ThatMar Hamlin was the issue, should have been talking about him, and not get into your tweet. That's what I was going to do. But you can't even let me finish my opening monologue without you interrupting. Okay, I was under the impression

you weren't going to bring this up because nobody here had a problem with that tweet. No, clearly the bosses wanted you to offer explanations, so clearly somebody had a problem. No, they did not have, nobody... Let's go, Jay. Then he robbed the bosses wanted you to offer explanations so clearly somebody had a problem. No they did not have. Let's go Jay. And he brought out the bosses. Alright.

Shannon I don't know what your career is going to be but you turned on a nigga who chose you after your last ESPN and went to Fox News and made you his co-host? You don't like working with Skip? Yeah, do your pro. I don't know what they're, I know what they're talking about, but I don't know the context of it. That dude had a situation and Skip made a tweet.

They didn't read the tweet,. Didn't know the thing. But I'm looking at it from relationship wise. This nigga Shannon for some reason wants out. Alright be out faggot. You're dressed like you're wearing fucking frame glasses with no glass in them. And turn on a nigga who helped you out. Nah, I don't think Skip is a I don't think Skip gives a fuck about politics.

His brother is like a huge successful chef too. But um Nah, I didn't know to tweet. I don't know to tweet or anything. I'm just thinking it's like a term on Skip Bayless, which is odd. You'll be nothing without him.

And you fucking sabotaged it. Hamlin struck me a little different. At the Brotherhood of the NFL And he fucking sabotaged it. I remember seeing my brother paralyzed on the field temporarily, and he was able to regain focus. Skip tweeted something, and although I disagree with the tweet, and hopefully Skip would take it down, but I didn't want to. Well, time out, time out. I'm not going to take it down because I stand by what I tweeted. Skip, let me finish.

All right, okay. Go ahead. No, you go. Go ahead. Let's go, Jen. Okay. I mean, I cannot even get through a monologue without you interrupting me. You could have came back.

Well, I thought, Skip, just let me. I didn't know you were going to bring up this. No, I was just going to say, Skip, I didn't want to yesterday to get into a situation where DeMar Hamlin was the issue. We should have been talking about him and not get into your tweet. That's what I was going to do. But you can't even let me finish my opening monologue without you interrupting. Okay. I was under the impression you weren't going to bring this up

because nobody here had a problem with that tweet. No. Clearly, the bosses wanted you to offer explanations. So, clearly, somebody had a problem. No, they did not. Nobody. Let's go, Jen. Thoughts and prayers remain with.

Awkward. But DeMar Hamlin. That's where the focus should have been and not on the football game let's go Jen thank you we all just wish it could be Skip Bayless and Stephen A Jackson like it was in the good old days but

Shannon Sharp with his bullshit. Ugh. So he did take the day off and he lied because he had to bring up the fucking tweet. I guess I gotta look

at this fucking tweet. What's his name? Alright. I guess I gotta look up this fucking tweet. Can I find the fucking tweet? Can I... Alright, I'm going to start reacting to the tweet. Can I see the fucking... Skip A-list.

Where did the tweet come from? Fucking, uh... What do you say what even happened? My God, this nigga tweets a lot. Alright, when did this happen? My voice is awkward.

Your name is Kim Jong-un. Isn't that four uns or leaders to go? Alright. Not exactly sure what happened, Ted. To Mar Hamlin. Players on both teams are shaken. Ambulance out in the field. CPR administrated.

Can't remember play being stopped for this length of time. Just said a prayer for him and his family. That couldn't have been the tweet. Alright, next one. I've seen so many horrific injuries suffered on football fields and never have I seen

a reaction like this. In every other situation I've witnessed or covered, the game always went on fairly quickly. The attitude was, hey, that's football. For these players, this was different. No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game, but

how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular season outcome, which certainly seems irrelevant. I'm assuming this is the tweet. Okay, what's wrong with this tweet? Is this the one everyone's mad at? I'm assuming.

So the tweet is, no doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of the game, but how? This late in the season. A game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular season outcome, which suddenly seems irrelevant.

The regular season outcome. Can you even make a definitive statement in this tweet this is the tweet he's not even declaring anything he's just even declaring anything, he's just wondering, wow, people, okay, that's the tweet, everyone's mad, wow, people are weird, holy shit, that's the one, everyone's kind of mad at, okay, whoa, Kind of mad at? Okay. Whoa.

That was the one? It is because I'm looking at the impressions and shit. No doubt the NFL. Oh, let me show it on screen. Hold on. My bad. This is the tweet that sent off Shannon Sharp no doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of

this game but how? this late in the season? a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular season outcome which suddenly seems so irrelevant even within the tweet he didn't make it he didn't say

fuck that nigga do the game he was just asking how wow I thought and I knew nothing about this and I still don't know what happened to that dude I thought Skip Baylor said fuck that nigga.

Or, this is what everyone's mad about? And that's why Shannon just did what he did? Why would Shannon say Skip should have, should have had to take this down? No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game. But how? This late in the season. A game with this magnitude is crucial to the regular

season outcome. Dot dot dot. Which suddenly seems irrelevant. Duh, cause the shit. He's saying what happened to that dude is fucked up he's just wondering

how they go forward he's not giving suggestions or anything wow Shannon Sharp you're a fucking ugh you know what skipping whoever skipping Rob

I like that Rob Parker. The nigga who hates Tom Brady. Or Skip and Nick Wright. How can I get mad over that tweet?

This fucking god. Who gets mad over it? He didn't say anything. I thought this Skip Bayless tweet was going to be... Because I think I saw the hit. And what's the thing? The dude had like a heart attack or something. But after he got hit, so they thought the hit triggered a heart attack. But people are arguing.

I thought there was going to be something about that. I didn't know that was the tweet. That tweet was just wondering. And asking questions. Whoa. People are weirdos. Just chilling. Modelo Macy.

Little Wheezy. Whoa, Sharon and Sharp, shame on you. For shame. All right, I wanted to check out this Comfort Media clip, though. Yeah. I took enough absence to make my child retarded. Yeah, yeah. So I could get more thrust. Well, I don't know if make my child retarded. Yeah, yeah. So I could get more thrust. Well, I don't know if he had a heart attack.

See, I don't know. I've just seen the thing. I don't know the context. I thought Skip Bayless tweeted, he got tackled in the chest and had a heart attack. We need to change the rules. That's what I thought was tweeted. I didn't know that was the most benign said nothing tweet ever.

And the fact that Shannon Sharp did that to Skip. That nigga's a faggot. And a turncoat. He didn't show up on Monday. Because of that. I don't. I don't understand in that tweet. I have to watch this. Brendan Shaw bullshit story though.

I have to watch this. It's typical. Brendan Shaw bullshit line. Man, how would it be good to be that person, dude? To be the real life fucking Liam Neeson? That would be great. To just live in the shadows and like fucking find people and murder bad guys. I tell my girl when she goes to Mexico, I'm like, you get kidnapped.

I have a special set of skills, but I'm lazy. I'm not coming down. If they're kidnapped in like, you get kidnapped. I have a special set of skills, but I'm lazy. I'm not coming down there. If they're kidnapped in America, you call the cops. If it's Russia or Mexico or South America, I have some friends. I get some buddies that call. You gotta go, dude. Into them dark arts. Them dark water ops, I would call them.

So you have people that you could call. Yep, if it happened down there. How much does that cost? I don't know. I've never asked. They're not doing it for free. No. No, no, no.

Your friend's like, yo, I think my daughter... Use daddy's money, which you're being paid off of. There's a pro bono. They're like, well, I do owe you a favor, man. You did give me a thick boy sweatshirt one time. No, you have to absolutely go yourself or, I guess, hire someone, and it probably costs like half a mil more than that to kill someone well i don't know well we're not saying

oh to save someone my brother found it uh some guy willing to do it i went right to kill someone it's probably cheaper to kill someone oh it is my brother found on uh the dark web is like 600 bucks yeah but that your brother didn't go on the dark web To find a hitman What are you talking about You lying piece of Oh I hate him so much On the dark web

I didn't know a nigga Would kill a nigga for a blunt or two Great rap lyric What song? Eminem song. Not by Eminem, but the nigga said it in the Eminem song.

That's not gonna work. No, the guy's not professional. He's like, just point me in the direction. That's probably the same people that made the God's website. Or sold me those fake cats. Yeah. Wow. Wow.

Their new logo. Working a thing in then-PF Chang's. Top 1% of the Reddit community. Holy shit, you're hated, Brendan Schaub. I know, they have zero chemistry. It's like, awkward. Obviously,

well, they hang out with three different lifestyles. Chris Aaliyah, Rich Kid, but made it, but cancelled. Brendan Schaub, Rich Kid Never Made It, and Eric Griffin. Happy to be there. Odd. No, P.F. Changs. I've tried to order from P.F. Changs before.

And I might have an odd P.F. Chang's. I've tried to order from P.F. Chang's before. And I might have an odd P.F. Chang's in Rhode Island. Like, it was only vegetarian shit. I couldn't get generous... I would assume it was a regular Chinese restaurant, but when I tried ordering it for the one time, they didn't have regular Chinese dishes.

I'm assuming that's just A hair problem Alright We're watching Conspiracy Social Club But I do have a surprise A huge surprise For you niggas when I come back Will you stick around to see it?

I doubt it I don't give a fuck. Has in that the same, under the authority of no one, that is none of the authority, not of Aristotle, not of the Bible, but rather under the authority of measurable evidence, Francis Bacon, under experimentation. Now, Sam, if you survive the bubonic plagues, you have a genetic variant.

Is Santa Chipley rubbing his clit right now? What is he doing? That makes you resistant to HIV. That's so cute. If you were in Africa, you didn't suffer from the bubonic plagues. You don't have that generic variance. They can actually measure that that's why you

bubonic plague I thought they were singing that Kanye song wait till I get my money right I thought the chick was saying bubonic plague who tend to get AIDS

and if you're of African, if you are from the continent, versus if you're of European ancestry. Isn't that interesting? No. And by the way, Southeast Asia doesn't suffer from the bubonic plague. I never get to squirt some Chinese food.

None of it's interesting. So we're able to trace these things. Okay. We're able to trace these things. Yeah. We're able to trace these things. We're able to trace these things. Now, HIV, human... Brian, do you know who invented the PCR test? Will you look that up?

It doesn't matter. Do you understand that? Brian, do you know who invented the PCR test? Will you look that up? Protease inhibitors came along. Will you look at that? Do you know who invented the PCR test? Do you know that this gentleman, a billionaire... gonna say this again what the guy who invented pcr dad doesn't believe it works okay what we can test for the covid vaccine brian

we can't stop for the covid virus stop i'll read brian we're going to do this again right we know that the covid so brian i to be honest with you, man. COVID-19 exists, right? What? COVID-19. Does it? What do you mean, does it? Does it?

We can isolate it in a lab. No, it hasn't been isolated. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Brian, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Bring up the COVID-19... No, stop! I asked you to bring up something first. We're going to do my stuff first.

Go ahead, scientist Sam. Hey! Go ahead, scientist Sam. Hey.. Go ahead, Scientist Sam. Hey. Bring up who invented the PCR test. Not, okay. Gluten belly? Okay.

Come on. Carrie Mullins. Okay. Now, will you look up Carrie Mullins Fauci HIV? So this guy was a billionaire, Brian, which is something that you want to be, okay? And he also got a Nobel Peace Prize for inventing the PCR test. That they use

to check out, to see if you got a virus or not. He has said himself it would never tell you that. So when HIV came out, right, and everyone's scrambling, he goes, okay, man, I gotta help. Okay. He goes, I have gotta help dying but keep going okay

he goes i have to help i have to help we gotta stop this so he called up the cdc and the fda he goes can you give me all of your research on hiv the how you isolated it and what you've done does their back keeps calling keeps calling keeps calling doesn't her back keeps calling keeps calling keeps calling doesn't hear back keeps calling keeps calling eventually get somebody they go we don't have it okay yeah you're adorable keep going thank you you're actually adorable you are so cute yeah i i know people that sold all their i actually know somebody who had terrible uh who had aids was dying, sold. I shouldn't say I know them. I actually do know them. And I do know them. My neighbor died of HIV.

Yeah, I've had friends die of it. Yeah, and it's a terrible disease. But I remember... Brian, AZT was a cancer drug. It was a cancer drug. Brian, do you know it was a cancer drug? I do. Okay. Forget AZ get azt no i'm not gonna forget azt because this is it i know but but what i'm trying to say is this so so what happened was

people were dying they sold all their stuff they were going to die along comes protease inhibitors these cocktails and in fact what happened was like with magic johnson people they actually ended up no brian that's not true, Brian, that's not true. Actually coming back to health. That's not true. They came back to health. You're just talking- And it did save lives.

Can you give me Fantasyland? Sam, Sam. Can I get Fantasyland? AIDS doesn't exist. Stop, Brian. AIDS was a lie? Brian, stop. Was AIDS a lie?

What? AIDS was a lie? They've never proved that HIV caused AIDS, ever. They've never done it. You are so out of your mind. You're out of your mind. This is this horseshit Düsseldorf, that fucking, that terrible scientist

who isn't even a fucking, isn't even an immunologist. Brian, Brian, it's just the truth. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What do you want? Scientists say, make believe. What do you guys want? I want fantasy land. This fucking guy doesn't believe that COVID-19 Brian, stop. I listen to your airdrops.

The AIDS virus can be seen. Brian, I listen to your airdrops. That the AIDS virus can be seen. Brian, I listen to your drop. We can see these viruses under an electron microscope. Yeah, see, that's the problem, Brian. Oh, is it? That's the problem. Is it? When you think I say that...

Let's say... I'm not saying that they haven't created airborne pathogens. It's possible. They're spending all this money on this. Also pathogens that are... But I'm telling you that when they have never, Brian, ever taken a virus out of one host, put it into another host, and saw it spread. These are facts, Brian.

Yes, they have. They did that with primates. No, they did, Brian. Yes, they did. No, they didn't. They gave chimpanzees AIDS. They did not, Brian. They gave chimps AIDS.

Nope. Sam, you're just saying no, but you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, I does AIDS. They did not, Brian. They gave chimps AIDS. Nope. Sam, you're just saying no, but you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, I do know what I'm talking about, Brian. You don't. I do. You're the most ignorant person in the world. You are, Brian, you're getting nasty. Bring up chimps with AIDS. We gave chimps AIDS. You can give yourself AIDS by shooting the infected blood of a patient into yourself.

There was a doctor who took someone who was diagnosed with HIV and shot himself with their blood. This is where you're so crazy. You're crazy, Brian. Sam, can you get gonorrhea? Brian, but that's not it. That's bacteria. That's bacteria. So you can't transmit

a virus to somebody else. It's bacteria. So you can't do that with a virus. It's bacteria. You can't do that with a virus. Do you want me to bring on a guy that will tell you all about terrain theory? Do you want that? No, because I don't want some guy who has no degree. You are really slow today. You are really slow.

I'm looking at 50 different fucking things, and we're blowing by a bunch of them. He thinks that viruses can't be passed on to each other. This is from the U.S. National Academy of Sciences. Oh, thank you. They don't know anything. No, Sam will tell you their shills. Yeah. Gee, let's see.

Brian, Dylan. No, Sam. I've asked you to find the clip. Of what? Of Carey Mullins talking about Dr. Fauci and HIV. No, bring up the Academy of Sciences. I'd like to know what they have to say. So let's do this real quick.

All right. There's actually a conversation about him talking about Fauci. Guys like Fauci get up there and start talking. He doesn't know anything really about anything. And I'd say that to his face. Nothing. The man thinks you can take a blood sample and stick it in an electron microscope and if it's got a virus in there, you'll know it.

He doesn't understand electron microscopy. He doesn't understand medicine. He should not be in a position like he's in. Most of those guys up there on the top are just total administrative people, and they don't know anything about what's going on in the body. Those guys have got an agenda, which is not what we would like them to have, being that we pay for them to take care of our health in some way. I'm back.

I'm back. With my weed. I got me some marijuana... ...in a pipe. BOOM! What's happening right now? Yeah! They've got a personal kind of agenda. Yeah! You can't expect the sheep to really respect the best and the brightest. They don't know the difference, really. I mean, I like humans, don't get me wrong, but basically there is a...

What the fuck are they babbling about? What retard thing is Sam Tripoli saying is happening when he's retarded. There's a vast, the vast majority of them do not possess the ability to judge who is and who isn't a really good scientist. I mean that's the problem, that's the main problem actually with science I'd say in this century because science is being judged by people. Funding is being done by people who don't understand it. Who do we trust? Fauci. Fauci didn't know enough to, you know. If Fauci wants to get on television with somebody who knows a little bit about this stuff and debate him, he could easily do it, because he's been asked. I mean, I've had a lot of people, the president of the University of South Carolina asked Fauci if he'd come down there and debate me on the

stage in front of the student body, because I wanted somebody who was from the other side to come down there and balance my because I felt like well these guys can listen to me but I need to have somebody else down here that's going to tell me other side but it was he didn't want to do that how do they misuse PCR to estimate all these so supposed free viral RNAs that may or may not be there? I think misuse PCR is not quite, I don't think you can misuse PCR. The results, the interpretation of it. See, if you can say, if they could find this virus in you at all, and with PCR, if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody,

it starts making you believe in the sort of Buddhist notion that everything is contained in everything else. Because if you can amplify one single molecule up to something that you can really measure, which PCR can do, then there's just very few molecules that you don't have at least one single one of them in your body, okay? So that could be thought of as a misuse of it just to claim that it's meaningful. It's a process that's used to make a whole lot of something. I've already smoked weed a mad long and I bought not only one but two bowls. But apparently I put too much weed that I'm not going to burn this. So I'm going to smoke this.

Yeah, oh, rapey, yeah. Brian Callen looks like the fucking bat from Fern Valley. Let me do one thing before Brian talks. There is a discussion in which this man talks about AIDS and Fauci. And it's very important because he asked for the data and they never gave it to him. I know, Sam. That's fine.

Can we go to the National Academy of Sciences? What was that? What was that? Let's just look up what the science is. Because we're talking about science. You believe in science, yeah? Do you? Do you ever? Would I believe, Brian?

Brian, would I believe? I'm going to be gentle with this question. Would I believe, Brian? No, not would you believe, have you ever? I'm going to be gentle. Take it easy. Don't panic. Don't panic.

Breathe. Calm down, Sam. Sam, same comment. Have you ever? He does. It's going to be tough. It's going to be tough. Grab onto that, please.

Grab onto that. Grab onto that. Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's going to be tough. It's going to be tough. No, no. Hold that. My God. Okay, going to be tough. This is going to be tough. No, no. Hold that. Go on.

Okay, you ready? Yeah. And it's okay. Have you ever... Oh, God. You guys, you guys sit. Sit still. Can't you sit still?

Hold on. I know you can't. Okay. I'm bracing for impact. Have you ever... Have you ever... Read anything on science? Take it easy.

Before he answers, take it easy. You're freezing. He you're freezing he's freezing up this is his answer i have reading gets him they're very nervous can i read you something watch this i read you something yeah as long as it's not from sam go do your stuff you want okay we'll do this and then we'll go back to the, because I found the Carey Mullis thing with Fauci and he just said that Fauci was a chicken little doom prophet who was wrong about everything HIV and AIDS related. Okay. Okay. Which is what I said.

No. Okay, but wait. Hold on. You call him the Hitler of AIDS. Now, hold on. He's the Hitler of AIDS. That's a little much. Okay, now, hold on. The Hitler of AIDS. Can you hold on. He's the Hitler of AIDS. That's a little much. Okay, now, hold on.

The Hitler of AIDS. Can you... That is the weirdest thing. But you should love him. You love goose stepping. That means he wants to kill AIDS, I would imagine, if he's the Hitler of AIDS. That's almost a compliment.

Okay, can you say what the Academy of Sciences says? Is that it? Yeah. HIV and AIDS are fairly linked in time and place population. No doubt that the virus produces the disease. He believes that the evidence that HIV is scientifically concluded. Oh, interesting. Dude, it's not scientifically concluded.

That's just the science. Oh, you mean the people that are bought and sold? Oh, yeah. That's the Academy of Sciences. You're crazy. Yeah. You're crazy. When you show Sam.

You're a trickster. I can't just agree. Yeah. When you show Sam evidence, he goes, they've been bought and sold. Yes, they have, Brian. Your argument. There has been no link. Your argument for any evidence I present.

There has been no link, Brian. Any evidence I present, you go. He didn't present anything. He Googled something. Hey, Sam, do protease inhibitors work? Do you even know what they are? Because whoever the guy was betting on won a Nobel Prize for it. Well, today's a vaccine-heavy show because we have to talk about DeMar Hamlin,

and that's something that I would like to see, Brian. I'm aware there are dabs. Because I have a cousin Matt who does dabs. I don't know what that is. I can imagine how high that is because he likes to dabs more than weed. They came back in the day

with some synthetic shit called a Scooby-Doo and it was called potpourri. It dabs that. Normally niggas get my cousin Matt gets fucked up over dabs. He likes dabs more than weed. But I think weed is good enough.

Well, I would like to say something that, you know, I will. Right now I'm smoking weed and I'm kind of liking it. Always admit when I'm wrong. Okay? I will always admit when I'm wrong. Okay? I've been wrong about a couple things.

Like your virology. Okay? I was wrong about. He's admitting that he's wrong. That Trump was going to be president. They totally stole the election. And I got to guess who's going to come on and talk about it. Okay.

They stole the election. Brian, it's not important right now. Is there any evidence? Yes. Where? That's why I'm going to bring the guests on. I've already debated this with you. Who's going to win that lawsuit?

Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Stop. You are. It just doesn't even make sense.

Just move on. It doesn't even make sense. You just want to even make sense. Sam, just move on. It doesn't even make sense. You just want to be a fucking... Dabs help you quit once. So, like, I've never done a dab. I don't even understand what it is, but... Is it better or worse than weed? I don't see what's worse, because you just smoke weed. Now, you help it get over blunts. are worse than weed? I would say it was worse because

you just smoke weed. Now you haven't got our blunts. I used to like blunts. When they did mini dutches and you could roll an easy blunt. But right now I'm just weeding in a pipe.

All in a bowl smoking a bowl I prefer the pipe but dad doesn't know how to buy a pipe and I don't blame her like I want to like

you know like the joker pipe all in a bowl which is fine you're gonna do the whole thing on the side

I just like the pope and the pipe disruptor that's all you want you should be a disruptor lake lose the election because it was rigged oh yeah 100 brian brian are you like i'm trying not to yell at you i'm just looking you do this to me i'm only looking brian they admitted in court they printed 19 inch barrels on 20 inch paper they did it purposefully they did what okay you don't even know sure you're a tiny little troll today yeah you are a troll today you're a troll stop trolling is asking questions they keep me trolling wait so wait so so so i was wrong about trump being president because they stole it i was wrong about mass in the george floyd video i thought there was no

mass there was one guy with a mask so i was wrong about that okay okay disingenuous now the third thing i was wrong about is and we don't know yet is that i thought sadly and i'm very happy i'm wrong about this that this young man was by the way i will say this smoking weed now and trust me i've not always been a pussy smoking weed i used to be a weed smoker the way I'm smoking it and it smells the way I'm smoking it it smells like someone downstairs is smoking it and they're smelling it I mean I think it hits all of you

the way it smells is like someone downstairs is smoking it which is funny as shit to me um smoking it which is funny as shit to me I don't think I would want to get into the blunt phase either that's too much of a phase

you got time to roll it up and shit like that like back in the day I used to do that. Like I said. I was in my most shape when I smoked weed. By the way I've lost. Much weight.

I'm getting into shape. Which is why I'm smoking weed again. Again. So I'm just hesitant. I'm trying to get in shape. In shape. Yeah back when Blunt was no longer with us. There are reports coming out, and I don't believe anything,

but I am open-minded that he's still alive, and I'm very thankful that still alive i want him to be alive well that's what we're being told okay all right so i would hope that i was wrong so i'm admitting that i was wrong about that okay but but so sam what Sam wait wait wait Sam what Sam what Sam you think they're lying about his condition yeah I mean it's possible I'm not saying they are I'm saying it's possible okay apparently myocarditis which which I guess is the enlarging of the heart a temporary enlarging of the heart after a vaccine which was happening with the COVID vaccine for men under 20. It happens in like 5% of cases, and that can be very dangerous.

Apparently, usually it rectifies on its own, but it is something that they've actually measured in 15, 16, 17-year-olds, even younger, even with myocarditis. So that's why when a young boy gets it. Brian. What? Brian. What?

So you're telling me in your thousands of years on this planet that when you were like the 1400s when you were in school, that you heard about kids having heart attacks. No, no, no, not heart attacks. But so the COVID vaccine has been shown to create in 5% or whatever, some cases with young, with boys. Yes. Something called myocarditis.

Okay. Do you know what that is? Okay. So that's the enlarging of the heart. Okay. And I think it although we haven't i don't believe there have been any deaths it is dangerous and in some cases has caused heart problems what did you just say that was really i don't know i'm telling you this it is

in a sea of craziness yeah Like in 204 episodes. No, there might have been some deaths. If I can pinpoint the most retarded thing you've ever said. See how many deaths have been linked to the virus. Oh my God. To the vaccine.

I don't know, but either way. So the only thing I would say that gives me pause about DeMar Hamlin, he got the booster and a lot of people are pointing the fact that maybe that had something to do with it. But it's true. So a lot of people, Brian. He's buying not in the age range where typically you'd get

myocarditis normally. Yeah. Naturally. Yeah. Okay. We respect. I did hear though that I don't know, but since the COVID vaccine,

we have to look at this. Can you look this up? Since the COVID vaccine, 2020 are cardiac events among athletes young healthy athletes higher lower or the same uh they're higher by 70 why did i laugh at that moment can i ask you a question are you surprised are you surprised that we have that information? Because you as a conspiracy theorist would have said,

that's... I would assume sex rehab is a bunch of dudes. Oh, but by the way, if there were chicks, they would separate. They separate, yeah. Yeah. So, so, great, the stuff we have.

Zip. It's, you know, one of the rich fans will feel Chris Dilley's dad's used to really, something to sex me up. So I think there is a sex we have. Only, like, whatever, So I think there is a sex we have. Only, like, whatever, in LA.

But it doesn't exist. That's not right. Yeah. I think there's a sex we have. See, the problem with you is that you believe... I'm right, and I ruin your fantasy land? You believe the stats that support your argument. Yeah. And you don't believe the stats that don't support your argument.

So in other words- That's not true at all, Brian. We just got a stat. That's not true. But we just got a stat that supported your argument and you didn't ask where it was from. You have some bias. Well, because I know this. Okay.

But why do you believe that and you don't believe- Because I listen. The Academy of Sciences and the fact that the HIV virus causes AIDS? Why do you dismiss that and say they're bought and sold? Brian. Yeah. Brian. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Do you remember when... Next question. Do you remember when all of these quote unquote experts, right? Yeah. That you were just fucking blow banging about how they're so fucking smart. You're like a 1920s phone operator.

You're like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. You really are like that. How they were all talking about, oh, this vaccine is 100% safe. Oh, this vaccine stops transmission. Oh, this, all this. And while they had, they had all the information said that wasn't true, and they still push it. If you look at Israel, the Israeli health department,

or whatever they call their health wing of their government, had all the data that said not only does not work it is dangerous to people and those people still pushed are you surprised but brian let me tell you why i don't want to believe that thing because people who are all that i know that have been censored ran of platforms, tried to lose their medical license, have come out and said, HIV has never been proved to cause AIDS. When I look at that thing, I go,

who are they getting their funding from? And what does that push? Now, Brian, if it turns out that HIV does cause AIDS, then I'll be like, yeah, it's wrong. I'm just telling you that we need to question everybody, especially after this last three years. I know, but what you just said about COVID has been now reported by the mainstream media.

Yeah. Three years later. I know, but everything you just said. Yeah, but Brian, are you surprised by that? No, because now their lack of credibility would even be more tarnished if they weren't reporting this. Is it possible?

No. First of all, I would imagine you're a little surprised that the mainstream media, especially the very publications like New York Times, Washington Post, etc., who are pushing the false narrative, are now admitting to everything you just said, everything you just went through, including the Israeli study,

you can find in the pages of the wall street journal, Washington post. I think it's pretty interesting. Right? So, so what it does, it gives me some, can I ask you something?

It gives me some faith that there are people who are journalists who realized I was wrong. I bought into the bullshit. And, um, Brian, can I ask you something? Why are they doing that? Can I ask you something, Brian? Yeah. I was wrong. I bought into the bullshit. And now the mother corrects themselves. Why are they doing that? Can I ask you something, Brian? Yeah.

Yeah. All right. The chat. Now. The credit is yours. now what credit do you use do you like the stream this way or the other way yeah I'm high as shit right now

oh oh yeah the chat yeah but it is legal uh uh triply oh i know his finances because um this baby mama shit his baby mama shit, his baby mama. You know, the kids Red Bar makes fun of. Yeah, that genre, I know that from that way, but yeah.

I like that one. This way, Kyle. You like the weed development. This way. I told you. Hi, Kyle. By the way. Donations? I got a bowl, pretty much, uh, there's ashes in here, but I got a whole bunch of new blood over here, uh, Jesus, first day of weed smoking, get the fuck, uh, Fuck. Weed ashes. Fuck off.

I gotta... I did alright. I'm gonna pack my bowl. Yeah. Don't break it up. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I got to pack a third bowl.

I will say this Hold on Wait hold on Nah you niggas Let's be honest You love me and I love you we really do love each other yes yes we we root for each other we love each other yes but you think i'm a crazy person right let's be honest you think no i don't you think i'm a little crazy that's fine but i'm i'm configuring the we stream now you know i think you're i i actually don't think you're crazy i think you are

somebody who allows their their um is that euphemism he thinks you're crazy yeah for sure and i will accept that i love you you love me i think we love each other model for the we're full homo right we're full homo right yeah so so but you think i'm crazy if a crazy dick joke comic right brian was saying all this shit three years ago do you not think the people at the top with all the resources knew this as well and they just didn't report it do you think i have some magic info that wasn't available to them very good good question. I think what happened was, I actually think what happened was

the information was fairly inconclusive overall or, wait, wait, wait, or people were so desperate for a solution to this virus that was killing old people and people who were

very overweight. But Brian, the problem with what you're saying is that the people who are shouting, this isn't what they're telling us is, okay, were right based on their information they had. Yes, well, scientists. Scientists that were being censored. Scientists were being censored. So the question is, why were these independent journalists

finding data which stated that what we're being told isn't real? But yet these legacy media people and the talking heads they allowed on their platform were saying the exact opposite. Hold on. The answer is very simple. Who's signing checks? Well, you could tie it back to Pfizer.

The problem with that is this. I think that if you look at Sanjay Gupta and anybody talking about COVID on TV, none of them were experts. And all of them were getting their information from one place, right? Probably the NIH and the Center for Disease Control. And you have to ask, and the World Health Organization. So then you have to ask, and like, I wonder if some information... Brian, can I tell you a funny story, what you're doing right now? Yeah.

So there's... You're not funny. Well, yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry to stop caring. You thought he was making a legit point. A legit point. Let your baby mama go.

And take the kids. Obviously they're going to be in their life. You're on half the road road with an accused rapist whose career is over but yeah yeah Brendan Shaw did an interview with this weirdo

we're gonna have to watch it I haven't even seen it I know from the Twitter in the kid podcast fucking subreddit he shits on Dana White

but we gotta watch this whole thing in its entirety. How awkward this shit has to be. And then I'm gonna smoke some more weed I got a new pipe by the way do you guys wanna see my new pipe oh you'll see it soon when I smoke

I take my haze but yeah of course the patriots think I take my haze. But yeah. Of course the Patriots stink. Mr. Thick Boy himself, spelled with three C's The former UFC heavyweight Brendan Schaub in the flesh Wise Guys Comedy here in Las Vegas How we doing? We're doing pretty good, my man It's a good night when you come to a show, dude You're my lucky charm

I thought the shirt was going to be my lucky charm But it's you, dude It was a good show You were flowing on stage And then you brought the schmo back here in the green room, man Big time Schmo's feeling big time now It was the ABNs are happening I was hoping it was offside care Good show. You were flowing on stage, and then you brought the schmo back here in the green room, man. Big time. Schmo's feeling big time now.

It was the ABNs are happening. I was hoping it was offside care, but I'll settle for the schmo. It's all good. Just as good. Second place. Don't go to the ABN and see my show. No one did. We'll settle for that right here, right now, man.

It's the best we can do. I'll take it, brother. I'll take it. I appreciate you guys coming. Appreciate you having the schmo. Listen, man, it's been quite a start to 2023. A lot of crazy storylines, man. Some sad, some not so sad, some crazy all over the board. Crazy times in mixed martial arts.

You can keep 2023, man. It's been tough. It's been awful. Name a year for MMA that started off worse than 2023. Can't think of one. Awful, dude. Awful. Bad news.

The schmo likes positivity, but there's just a lot of bad storylines. I know, dude. Our sport's taking a hit right now. It's a little toxic out there in the streets. How do we keep things positive, Brendan? I think we just keep on keeping on, man. Hopefully people follow our lead, but I don't know. It's not good, dude.

It's not good. Your channel's dead, and I'm going to be selling my YouTube, you faggot. Bad news. The Schmo likes positivity, but there's just a lot of bad storylines. I know, dude. Our sport's taking a hit right now. It's a little toxic out there in the streets. Yeah, how do we keep things positive, Brendan?

I think we just keep on keeping on, man. Hopefully people follow our lead, but I don't know. It's not good, dude. It's not good. It's not good at all. All right, let's start with this. Jake Paul, mixed martial arts. The Schmo saw you speaking with Donald Cowboy Cerrone recently. He says he would fight Jake Paul. He would box him. Then Jake Paul makes this announcement. He signed him with the PFL. Jake Paul, who should he fight first in mixed martial arts jake paul's brilliant right because he's owning a piece of pfl now and then he's getting the fighters 50 so he's doing the lord's work as far as fighters pay it's hard to hate on him now right especially when he's putting it all

online do mma so i uh cowboys down to fight but Cowboy had one contingent where you couldn't test him because he's liver king right now. He's on all the sauce. Wasn't liver king your boy? Why is everyone on a bus now? Fantastic. So, he would mess some dudes up right now. So, if it's not Cowboy, the Nate Diaz could be there if PFL can afford it.

The Nate Diaz is the fight, right? Because if they box first, I feel like Jake would have an advantage there. Sorry, Nate. And then MMA, Nate would have a huge advantage. So I think it would be good for both of them. Think about the money they'd make. Boxing, MMA, especially if Jake wins that,

then Nate wins in MMA. Think about, there'd have to be a trilogy. That's money. What about, you know, the UFC allowing Ben Askren out of his contract, and then you get the rematch? Ben Askren against Jake Paul, mixed martial arts. I absolutely love Ben.

I hope he gets that fight. I don't think it's going to happen, because Ben would absolutely maul Jake when it comes to MMA and wrestling. Jake wouldn't do it. Because how are you going to kind of outdo yourself from that knockout? The way he knocked him out, you can't do better than that. So it's just a lose-lose situation for Jake. What about platinum Mike Perry?

I like Perry, love Perry, good dude. To be honest, I would rather see Perry and Nate Diaz fighting bare knuckle. That'd be fun. That's a possibility. What's taken the UFC so long to announce these fights a leon edwards and a kamara usman and maybe an al jermaine sterling and a henry cejudo what the hell is taking so long uh i think they're dealing with other problems right so i think uh making fights is the least of their concerns because there's a

altercation outside the octagon that they're worried about right now. So I think they're going to... Hold on. What are you doing? You don't watch this retarded nigga asking him questions, too? What they're going to do is you're going to see an onslaught of big announcements. I bet you you hear a Jon Jones-Francis or Jon Jones-Stipe fight in the next week or so. It's going to overshadow some things going on with the UFC.

You're going to get a lot of big fight announcements rolling. Yeah. Guaranteed. Is that how we get out of this? A lot of big fight announcements? Any other kind of announcements you think could be made? Maybe just the delay of the slap league, which I'm so disappointed about. I was too chomping at the bit to watch those fellas slap each other.

I couldn't wait. A little bit of sarcasm, maybe? A little bit. Just a little bit. A little bit. the ears would return the slap and then they talk about it again he's smashing Dana White doing his whole thing because Dana White is not this one

odd that story wasn't picked up on though I think I'll explain to you why it wasn't picked up on odd that that story wasn't picked up on. On that that story wasn't picked up on. A little bit.

I mean, it might be entertained for like one or two episodes. You don't watch a season of that, Schmo? I don't even know. I don't know either. Who knows? I know. So I do think the UFC is going to start announcing some big, big fights. Big boy fights.

You're getting the Jon Jones. I think you're going to get jones i think you're gonna get um i think tomorrow's hand on well it ain't leaving nothing they don't want to stop this life i sound i think it's because she hit him first and now we live in a society of men can be women and there are no genders or anything. So like, the leftists are like, well she slapped him and he slapped her back. I'm thinking maybe that's why they, that story really did not get picked up. And Brendan Telly is hitting it. And it's hurt, so you can get Leon Edwards, Masvidal.

Masvidal? Not below Muhammad? I'm hoping. I'm wearing this. Can I get a mouth first? We'll be right back. This is the Schmo with the pro with the podcaster, the stand-up comedian, Mr. Thick Boy himself, spelled with three podcaster, the stand-up comedian, Mr. Thick Boy himself,

spelled with three Cs, the former UFC heavyweight, Brendan Schaub in the flesh. Wise Guys Comedy here in Las Vegas. How we doing? We're doing pretty good, my man. It's a good night when you come to a show, dude. You gave me, you're my lucky charm. I thought the shirt was going to be my lucky charm, but it's you, dude. It was a good show. You were flowing on stage, and then you brought the schmo back here in the green room, man.

Big time. Schmo's feeling big time now. It was the ABNs are happening. I was hoping it was offside care, but I'll settle for the schmo. It's all good. Just as good. Second place. We'll settle for that right here, right now, man.

It's the best we can do. I'll take it, brother. I'll take it. I appreciate you guys coming. Appreciate you having the schmo. Listen, man, it's been quite a start to 2023. A lot of crazy storylines, man. Some sad, some not so sad, some crazy all over the board. Crazy times in mixed martial arts. You can keep 2023, man. It's been tough. It's been awful. Name a year for MMA that started off worse than 2023.

Can't think of one. Awful, dude. Awful. Bad news. The Schmo likes positivity, but there's just a lot of bad storylines. I know, dude. Our sport's taking a hit right now. It's a little toxic out there in the streets. How do we keep things positive, Brendan? I think we just keep on keeping on, man. Hopefully people follow our lead, but I don't know. It's not good, dude. It's not good. It's not good at all. All right, let's start with this. Jake Paul, mixed martial arts.

The Schmo saw you speaking with Donald Cowboy Cerrone recently. He says he would fight Jake Paul. He would box him. Then Jake Paul makes this announcement. He signed him with the PFL. Jake Paul, who should he fight first in mixed martial arts? Jake Paul's brilliant, right? Because he's owning a piece of pfl now and then he's getting the fighters 50 so he's doing the lord's work as far as fighters pay it's hard to

hate on him now right especially when he's putting it all online do mma so i uh cowboys down to fight him but cowboy had one contingent where you couldn't test him because he's he's liver king right now he's on he's on all all the sauce, and he looks fantastic. So he would mess some dudes up right now. So if it's not Cowboy, the Nate Diaz could be there if PFL can afford it. The Nate Diaz is the fight, right? Because if they box first, I feel like Jake would have an advantage there. Sorry, Nate.

And then MMA, Nate would have a huge advantage. So I think it would be good for both of them. Think about the money they'd make. Boxing, MMA, especially if Jakeake wins that then nate wins an mma think about there'd have to be a trilogy what about you know the ufc allowing ben askren out of his contract and then you get the rematch ben askren against jake paul mixed martial arts i absolutely love ben i hope he gets that fight i don't think it's going to happen because ben would absolutely maul jake when it comes to mma and wrestling jake wouldn't do it because how are you gonna how are you gonna kind of outdo yourself from that knockout the way he knocked him out you can't you can't do better than that so it just it wouldn't it's just a lose-lose situation for

for jake what about platinum mike perry i like perry love perry good dude uh i to be honest i've read i would rather see perry and nate diaz fighting bare knuckle that'd be fun it's a possibility what's taking the ufc so long to announce these fights a leanne edwards and a kamara oosman and maybe an al jermaine sterling and a henry cejudo what the hell is taking so long uh i think they're dealing with other problems right so i think uh making fights is the least of their concerns because there's a altercation outside the octagon that they're worried about right now so i think they're they're gonna what they're gonna do is you're gonna see an onslaught of big announcements i bet you you you hear a Jon Jones, Francis, or Jon Jones, Stipe fight in the next week or so. It's going to overshadow some things going on.

The nigga has zero talent. You know what I'm saying, right? Oh, what a crippled, retarded-looking fag. Hitting my pipe, though. Look at my new pipe. I Don't like the bowls. I like the pipes Yeah now right on with the ufc you need a lot of big fight announcements rolling

yeah guaranteed is that how we get out of this a lot of big fight announcements any other Yeah. Guaranteed. Is that how we get out of this? A lot of big fight announcements? Any other kind of announcements you think could be made? Uh... I was smoking weed in a coon's age. Oh, there's again. I need to take another hit. The first hit from the pipe,

not a second one. I don't like the little top on scoring thing when you put the flames in a little hole the reaver Kyle why I in the reaper madness Maybe just the delay of the slap league Which I'm so disappointed about I was too chomping at the bit To watch those fellas slap each other

I couldn't wait A little bit of sarcasm maybe A little bit A little bit I mean it might. You're on the face of the camera. You're hideous looking. Your ears look fucking weird. A little bit. A little bit. I mean, it might be entertaining for like one or two episodes.

You don't watch a season of that, Schmo? I don't even know. I don't know either. Who knows? I know. So I do think the UFC is starting to announce some big, big fights. Big boy fights. You're getting the Jon Jones.

I think you're going to get, I think Kamaru's hand is hurt, so you can get Leon Edwards, Masvidal. Masvidal? Not Bilal Muhammad? I'm hoping Bilal. Bilal's my boy, and that'd be a great fight. But I think. Dana White wasn't really trying to start a slap league like they do

in those weirdo countries where they slap each other. Dana White really wasn't trying to start those. And then that slapping his wife after she slapped him first video came out. But like, even if that didn't come out, he wasn't really trying. Those are retarded. We'll see.

I think you need some big fights rolling here is what I'm saying. How about Valentina Shevchenko? Who is she fighting next? Who is she defending that flyweight strap against? I don't even know what's that flyweight. She'd have to fight, right? It would have to be Amanda Nunes. These two faggots are talking, by the way. No pussy whatsoever. And they're both rich kids. Wow. Like, what else is left for us?

Let's get the super fight going again. Some super fights, bro. Is there anyone in 125 you think that could challenge her? Maybe someone up and coming like an Aaron Blanchfield? Alexa Grasso? I love Alexa. Now, did Tatiana Suarez, did she say she's coming back at 35? She's coming back.

Or did she say 25? There you go. I would be willing to bet all my cash. I would bet on Tatiana Suarez being your champ within the next year. Wow. Is Conor McGregor actually going to enter the octagon in 2023? I think he does. And I think he gets a Chandler or a Tony Ferguson fight.

He needs to hum himself a little bit. He can't go straight for a mock check. That ain't ever happening. He's not making 55. So he's going to have to be a Chandler at 70 or something like that or Tony Ferguson at 70. He can't fight the tip of the spear right now. He can't take all this time off and then jump in and fight the Kings.

It doesn't work like that. All right, so what are all the thick boy fans going to expect out of Brendan Schaub here in 2023? Let's get this year turning to the right corner here. Let's get this thing going right. Positivity, dude. We got the food trucks rolling. We got John Anik on.

We got Curtis Blades on. We have some big guests lined up. We're doing... Now we have none of it. Cowbats fight campaign with Barstool and the Ruffin Rowdies. Maybe not with them. He's been

claiming affiliations he doesn't have. So we got a lot going on, dude. We got one championship going on. We do a lot of

stuff for them. So we're just trying to stay with it, man. We're trying to keep up with you, dude. You're trapped.

You have way more subs than he does. You're dead. You're suing me, f he does. You're dead. You're suing me, faggot. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. Got one more show left tonight.

One more show. Fifth show in three days. Wow. You only do 20 minutes. What are you talking about? Final message for all the Brendan Schaub fans out there worldwide. Worldwide? Be positive, man.

It's been a tough year. Stay positive like the Schmo. Positive always wins. Be cool, man. We got to set this year off and get it back. We got to get it back, dude. It's too negative out there. Also, donate your life. Yeah, let's right the shit.

I feel like that's common sense, but also, right? MMA fans, right? He's the pro. I'm the schmo. Wise guy's lord. Now, the schmo guy has half a million subscribers with even still that niggas a faggot yeah hopefully Jesse on fire is bigger than that F.E.A. Stamina Stamina Thanks for watching!