The Yewneek Pod - Exposing Brendan Schaub Mencia moment?
Episode Date: August 22, 2022Mad dubs talk. Does the new predators movie not stinnnnk? Brendan steals a joke from the Great Joe rogan? Plus New callen and Tripoli csc . ...
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How was your Friday?
Alex Charles, fake as fuck.
45 million? damn so in total he has to pay 49 million dollars
any chance of a
Des plus mom AMA tonight
I see an outrageous stream labs
donation
hamburger streamlabs donation hamburger
I like the other guy
better though
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack
he still has
200 million
something tells me
a lot of this shit's gonna be thrown out
and numbers will be brought down
probably
and shit like that
Sutton tells me that with that case
Bowser Friday
mad dubs on Warzone
Barely played Fortnite
You know what I did today?
I checked out the new Predator movie
I didn't even know there was a new Predator movie
Cause they called it Prey
P-R-E-Y
New Predator movie It's on Hulu, loved it, I had one huge pet peeve
though, with that movie, one huge pet peeve, but I still loved the movie, and then, um,
they had all the rest of the Predator movies on Hulu, so I just watched all the Predator movies again.
I just, alright, I saw the new one.
Eh, let's re-watch the first one.
The second one.
AVP.
AVP 2, Requiemiem and Predators
yeah I rewatched them all
but the new one
was actually dope
it was Predator but
in um
what was it 1719
and I mean
fighting the Comanche tribe?
Here's my pet peeve with that movie.
Why were they speaking English?
And they did it a weird way too.
Like I've said before, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon had a sequel.
That Netflix bought the rights to that movie to make the sequel.
And everyone just spoke perfect English in the movie.
It made no sense.
Now if you actually watched that movie movie it wasn't a bad movie however it was so fucking odd that they were all speaking
English it ruined the movie they're all speaking English in this movie however
it didn't ruin it because it unlikeouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it wasn't such a fucking shock.
The first one was Chinese, but subtitles.
So you're like, what the fuck is going on?
You're just like, oh, they decided to do this.
But the reason why it was odd in this movie, they're speaking English, but the white men in the movie also hunting the predator are French.
But they're speaking French.
And meaning, I initially thought,
alright, it's conceivable that the Comanches have learned English to the point
and they're speaking English that way, but they don't have accents.
But no, because when the subtitles came out, when they were speaking English that way but they don't have accents but no
because when the subtitles came out
when they were speaking with the French people
the Comanches
were technically speaking Comanche
but they were just speaking perfect English
which I just haven't
speak their dumb
scalping language
and give me the subtitles to it
I watched the movies with the subtitles anyway.
And another thing, when the French dude spoke,
it gave me the subtitles in French.
So I couldn't tell you what the fuck the French people were saying.
But like, so that's odd, I don't like that, we're covering the Comanches, and just a bunch of
fucking Indian teenagers speaking English, almost like, yeah, dude, totally, what's up,
like, if they're speaking English, at least go, we went down there,
ah, how do you, like, didn't even have accents,
they were like, like, totally, like, that alien almost killed me, bruh, like, that's
annoying, but the movie overall was fucking dope, but I'm a sucker for Predator movies, even the ones that are bad,
like Predators with Adrian Brody.
I still fucking like that one.
So I'm just a sucker for Predator movies.
No, I'm not Canadian.
Bill Burr should be in a movie.
Bill Burr is in movies.
See that Asian vape shop owner stabbing dude trying to rob him?
Shit is intense.
No, I did not see that.
Desiree bought hemp cigarettes.
I think she's got them before.
They're cigarettes that smell like weed, but I don't think they get you high, so I don't get the point. but yeah I spent
basically all day just watching
predator movies
great movies by the way
to be honest with you they're all great
I love them all
like I said
I know there's technically
considered lame ones but
I'm a sucker for Predator movies
now the new one
the Predator was kind of weird now it is
based in the 1700s
so I would guess
the technology wouldn't be the same
as the ones based
in the later years
like you only had half a face
covering thing
but um
the fight scenes
were dope though in it
yeah yeah Predator 2 is awesome.
Now it's got Gary Busey in it.
Kalilah would try to find a way to blow the predator.
Well, she likes blowing dogs.
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My Discord.
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red bar news
he's not
new Joker has Lady
Kaka ruined
what's the new Joker
there's a new Joker
Red Bar would be funny in a Predator movie
would he
my god
Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian
are done
oh my god My God, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian are done.
Oh, my God.
I love my nigga Pete Davidson smashing pussy.
I called it first, by the way.
When he first hooked up with Ariana Grande, I said, this nigga is on a trajectory.
He's gonna just smash Amazing Pussy.
And that's gonna be his career.
And I was right.
They went to Kate Beckinsale.
And then, uh... Here's the only problem, though,
with Pete.
He's surviving too much
off of his big dick. Trust me me as a guy with a big dick
he doesn't know how to fuck that good like i just imagine him that's why he does so much drugs
like him i think he went $1.99 get Get to the choppa! I just imagine him fucking Kim K, like Dirk Diggler in the mirror saying,
come on, dick, get hard, or like, probably comes very quick or something.
Like, he gets hot, famous pussy.
He can't keep it though and it's not like he's cheating on these bitches
while other bitches
like they just
fuck him
they enjoy the big dick but they're like
yeah you got a big dick but
what are you really doing with it
Kim K ain't great
pussy.
If you hook up with Kim K
you're instantly a millionaire because
you're famous. She literally
has the best pussy you can ever get.
If you
somehow end up fucking Kim K
you just
get to be a guy
who fuck and then every other
celebrity bitch will fuck with
you cause you fucked Kim K
she literally had
the best pussy ever
oh Joker 2
6 million inches now why would he want her
the career move
that's the way that industry works
like I said it when I first said it, with the Ariana Grande
shit, and niggas were like, how did Pete, and I was like, this is great for his career,
then he went to Kate Beckinsale, and then, I think some other chick in between there,
before Kim Kardashian, now he's going to end up fucking,
who's he going to fuck next?
Probably, um...
By the way, I think MGK's career,
I mean, not career,
relationship with What's-Her-Name
is done since their movie bombed.
And that's his best friend.
Hook hooks up with
Pete Davidson next.
Maybe like
Zendaya or something.
That'd be interesting.
I'll get to the topics when I
fuck Blair White
how progressive is he
Selena ah that bitch
has been done
and I think
what was it medical shit that took her
out the game I never found her
to be that
interesting or that hot
she looked like she was
fucking
12. I never got the Selena Gomez
thing.
AOC.
Ooh.
That would be dope.
Now, that would be legendary.
Pete Davidson and AOC.
Oh, that would do some headlines.
I am feeling better from the COVID.
Now, Pete Davidson, what chick would go at him?
I'm trying to think of a chick
who's like an actress
or in that world.
Who does he
fuck next?
Now, it's going to be
an older chick, remember?
A bitch who wants to kind of rekindle her career Selma Hayek? Nah. She's trying to land billionaires.
He needs a black woman.
I'm not that up too much on pop culture these days
to name a woman to be honest with you Bridget Nielsen
no
no not
the Chelsea thing
will do it like
spades that's a possible
Jada
not Jada
the Chelsea
possible I doubt it
not Gaga
it'd be people a lot younger
and I think my chat
we're also aged as well
I couldn't even name you another reality star
how about this
he steals
Jennifer Lopez from Ben Affleck
boom
that's it
alright but I gotta talk about this shop thing Lopez from Ben Affleck. Boom, that's it.
Alright, but I gotta talk about this shop thing.
This fucking piece of shit.
This no talented Megan Thee Stallion
Betty White
maybe
would I allow him
to date Des
I'd pay him
to date Des
this piece of shit
Brendan Schaub
so not talented
he's stealing Joe Rogan jokes
recent Joe Rogan jokes
as if no one we all wouldn't notice.
This is actually quite sad.
You know, that website he created is, you know, revenge porn.
But there should be a website where, like, you know, this person's an asshole.
Wait, that documentary is about a guy who made a revenge for rents
I remember that's remember that site. Um, I forgot the name of the site
Oh, it's almost hit man. Most hate man. Yeah, he made it during me
Can he set it up he was talking about a site
And you stole Joe Rogan's joke
where he roasted you?
Really, faggot?
He wasn't even
talking about what you were talking about.
But my
God!
I didn't think the joke
was a week old
and he already stole it.
Oh, yeah.
But he's saying he got septum things under his nose,
but I have to watch this again.
You know,
that website he created is, you know,
revenge porn, but there should be a website where, like,
you know, this person's an
asshole. Wait, that documentary is
about a guy who made a revenge porn website?
Remember that site?
Oh, I forgot the name of
the site. It's called Most Hated Man
on the Internet?
The Most Hated Man on the Internet. The Most Hated Man on the Internet.
Is it featuring me?
That's hilarious. That's true.
Did Reddit produce it?
You know.
You literally stole the Joe Rogan
joke, dude.
How fucking sad is that?
Now I gotta play
the Joe Rogan joke
that he made that
everyone has seen. By the way, this video has fucking...
Uh...
Yeah.
They're cash.
That's true.
I'm into it. There's teachers making action we don't pay teachers
enough if teachers go on only fans and show their tits like i know but isn't that like sad
isn't it sad to make 30 grand a year it is sad when you're teaching our next generation yeah
but what i'm saying is isn't it sad that that's how they have to make money
i mean yeah i guess it's it's it depends i just watched this have you seen this documentary the sad that that's how they have to make money? I mean, yeah, I guess. It depends.
I just watched this.
Have you seen this documentary, The Most Hated Man on the Internet?
No.
Who is the most hated man on the Internet?
His name is Hunter Moore.
I don't know.
Brandon Schaub just went like this.
I remember this guy.
I don't even want to get caught in these crosshairs.
I don't even want to be close to this.
So Joe Rogan did that. And then this fucking loser.
That website he created is, you know, revenge porn.
But there should be a website where, like, you know, this person's an asshole.
Wait, that documentary is about a guy who made a revenge porn website?
Remember that site?
Oh, I forgot the name of the site
it's called most hated man
most hated man on the internet
is it featuring me
that's hilarious
that's true I get sick of it
did reddit produce it
by the way I like the only one person who laughed
was that goofy
fuck
the Joe Griffin guy
the new nigga he has to hire there are two other black people they left already
there's the new one holy shit what a loser oh really
dude
think of a dollar and a nine Carlos
Carlos
going in on the super chats
thank you
you ripped off Joe Rogan's thing
and everyone's seen Joe Rogan's thing
and that's what he
does with his comedy but if you're gonna rip it off at least do it better but the
problem is he has no talent and can't do it better you can see why he moved to
the national You can see why he moved to Nashville? Of course.
By the way, when he stole the joke,
only one person laughed.
And I hate calling this, but Uncle Tom laughed.
I mean, Brendan Schaub is only suing one person, me, a black man.
And I think he only hired this newest black man to do a jig for him.
He only wanted to laugh.
That website he created.
I don't even know if this dude is black, to be honest with you.
Make it kind of look like Dilbert.
Revenge porn, but there should be a website where, like, you know,
this person's an asshole.
Wait, that documentary is about a guy who made a revenge porn website?
Remember that site?
Oh, I forgot the name of the site.
It's called Most Hated Man on the Internet?
Yeah, he made a site. Is's called Most Hated Man on the Internet?
Yeah, he made a site. Is it featuring me?
That's hilarious.
That's true.
Did Reddit produce it?
Did Reddit produce it?
Imagine caring if Reddit talked about you, by the way.
If Reddit talked shit about you.
The vast majority of people
don't know what the fuck reddit is
imagine it got to you
so bad
like if reddit
said it and did it
ugh
he's steven seagal's bastard child
but he stole the Joe Rogan joke
less than a week after Joe Rogan told it
he stole the Joe Rogan thing
what the fuck was no he doesn't have a personality
disorder he has
a not talented or
interesting or funny
but I'm trying to
produce content that is that
so I gotta rip off
everybody and everything around me
and say,
like when Joe Rogan said it was funny when he said it,
it wasn't funny at all.
Anyway, shape or form, we've already seen Rogan say it.
Kind of a huge thing, he roasted you.
And then you made the same joke.
And this is the lack of self-awareness.
Brendan Schaub has zero self-awareness.
We all saw Rogan do it.
Less than a week ago.
No one watches.
Your shit's dead.
It's over.
You're just using daddy's money to pay friends to be your friend at this point,
you're not making money doing this YouTube thing,
because all you are now is a YouTuber,
you have no deals, no contracts, you're just a YouTuber,
and you're just paying people with daddy's money to hang around you,
to be your friends,
and that's
fucking sad.
You took the nigga's joke
a hilarious
moment where Whitney Cummings
hid under the fucking table
and you tried redoing it
with zero talent.
At least Carlos Mencia
when he stole jokes.
I'll give the nigga this credit.
He knew how to be funny with it on stage.
And now the problem.
The problem is Carlos Mencia
was a murder
he crushed
he destroyed
he terminated him
he molested
he raped
whatever
terms these niggas use
for
making a group of
fucking nobody's laugh
who got off of work
but
Mencia did that
Schaub doesn't even have that
thing like he stole the joke
but delivered it
awfully
and the only dude laughing
was the one dude
who's only there
cause he's being paid to be his friend
it's fucking sad.
Mimic stealing.
No, he stole.
He has to steal.
The mop room.
If your house is big enough to have
a mop room, you're kind of winning.
I will, Stanley Moon.
I'll do an
hour on it, nigga.
He understands he's disabled
now Rogan
feels a responsibility
over Shob and it kinda
is his responsibility
he talked this nigga out of fighting
and get into this thing
now he didn't know
he was gonna be
the piece of shit he is.
But he did do that.
So he feels responsibility at some point.
By the way, when I play this Callan and Tripoli shit,
how sad Callan is that Tripoli was on Rogan.
My God.
My God.
You can see it in his face.
Brendan didn't expose her for anything.
He knew all that shit about her.
Yes, we know Bobby Lee broke up with his girlfriend.
Deuce,
Deuce,
brain damage
Rogan knows
Brendan failed
Andrew Tate
said old Brendan has to come out of retirement
back into the cage
but yeah
he openly took
the viral clip of the week
was Rogan roasting
Brendan Schaub
and he stole the joke
it's fucking sad
and pathetic
and nobody saw it
because they did it on their Patreon
that no one subscribed to
because his channel is dead
and his brand is dead
and the problem is
they're relying on him
because he's the one
well he's the one with the rich father
who's still funding the thing
but his career is dead
they get no views
it's fucking pathetic and sad
they're Brendan Schaub
Theo Vaughn, Brian Callen
they have a clip channel
that averages
9 views a video
and I'm not fucking around with you.
And they're paying people.
That's why everyone has left.
There's a reason why all the people have left.
Why did they leave?
By the way, they were smarties.
Because
they're being paid with the new people
being paid, maybe even more.
But they decided to leave.
Like, the niggas who are
in the shop now, the niggas before you were,
you could warn.
They're going to stay with it.
They're like, oh,
they knew I got to get away from this loser now, the niggas before you were niggas more. Niggas stayed with it. Like, oh, I gotta get,
they knew I gotta get away from
this loser, toxic
piece of shit.
I don't want to possibly make it in this business.
Cat,
Bagfoot,
Chappelle,
other dudes.
We're also at a point, if you stick with this nigga you may not get hired afterwards.
Rainbow Shaman.
I'm gonna get the eyelid surgery. Alright, I'm watching this again, one time I'll click around you.
He stole the fucking joke.
You know, that website he created is, you know, revenge porn.
But there should be a website where, like, you know, this person's an asshole.
What is Eric Griffin running away?
Is he blind?
This thing is wider than Colin Powell.
Wait, that documentary is about a guy who made a revenge report on himself?
Remember that site?
I forgot the name of the site.
It's called Most Hated Man on the Internet?
Yeah, he made a site.
Is it featuring me?
You're a fucking faggot.
You're a dumbhead and you have retard ears.
You need a helmet with those ears and you have retard ears. Ugh. You need a helmet with those ears?
You have retard ears. Why do your ears look like that?
Why are your ears retarded?
You're fucking 40.
You have a retard ear, you have a retard hat.
A sleeve tattoo.
What's happening?
You're drinking a Diet Coke.
I'm wearing a pink hat.
By the way, this is how Bernard Shaw thinks he's funny.
He's wearing this hat.
He looks like, he's like, I'm pulling this pink hat upside down, smiley face.
I'm funny, right guys?
I'm funny.
I'm wearing a trucker hat.
It's pink.
See, I look goofy.
So since I look goofy, I'm funny, right?
No!
You're not.
You're not funny in any way, shape, or form.
Who wears a hat like that,
there are comedy legends,
that wear a hat,
no,
but this fucking retarded faggot,
this fraud,
wear a retard hat,
funny right,
gonna fit in,
with people who are friends, don't wear a hat, Well, this is funny, right? It fit in. I'm a friend.
I'm wearing a hat.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Pink hat with upside down smiley face.
I'm goofy.
I get it.
See?
I can make fun of myself.
I'm wearing this hat.
You can't make fun of...
You're suing people.
I'm making fun of you, faggot.
You're ripping off Joe Rogan jokes.
And it's fucking sad.
Ugh.
Ugh.
What are you wishing on me?
Wait, who's wishing something on me?
What are you wishing in...
Wait, how are you wishing?
Are you throwing money in a well?
Ripping out eyelash and blowing on it?
Did you find a thing with a genie?
What are you wishing on me and how did you find your thing to wish?
I want it like this.
Let me hook up with Karina.
Hook up means fuck?
I'll fuck a wall socket if I'm gonna...
That's a dumb question.
When I hook up with a chick with a vagina, yes.
That's a dumb question.
Who is that? When you ask that question, what do you think when you ask it?
Kyle, you're hooking Kalilah. Hey, you, would you hook up with a celebrity chick? What kind of question was that? I don't even get your question.
Nigga, I asked a question.
Would you hook up, would you hook up, not only with a chick, a celebrity chick?
I guess.
Yeah?
Nigga?
A dude?
A boo?
A boo?
I beat my wife, right?
I beat her ankles until the steak is made right.
Or at least I should.
You want to smash Lizzo? I wouldn't. Why do smash Lizzo?
I wouldn't.
Why do I have Lizzo?
And all these names I hear,
I don't quite know who they are.
It's a name I've heard.
Don't know who they are.
I think Bobby on a cold night.
What does that mean?
New Brian Cowan.
We're using when Brian walks in.
I've been here for a while.
Fresh off the Rogan podcast.
Four hours.
Four hours, man.
A lot of talking.
A lot of good times.
I love it.
And then you went and did... By the way, Rogan and Cowan are best friends.
According to Joe Rogan and Callan are best friends, according to Joe Rogan.
Can never and will never have Callan on ever again.
Head on Sam Tripoli.
Yeah, and was blown away by how hard those guys hit.
It's inspiring, right?
Because you know you can do the same thing.
You just got to get serious, take yourself seriously, and bang it out.
Yeah, but i also want to
hang with my kids so i'm kind of in this weird place yeah well you can always get better writing
on your own you get better in a fucking mirror at home so you know what i got from that is that
la has made me a little bit gun shy and what i've been doing on stage in los angeles is trying to
meet them at their low point instead of fucking either like, hey dude, either you come to me
or both of us are being taken out right now
in some weird reservoir dog shootout.
Saturday Night Live has lasted 50 years
because they said the audience has to catch up to us.
We're not going to fuck.
Well, that was good.
We'll set the standard.
Back in the day.
That's very important you say that.
Not now.
Back in the day when Lorne important you say that now now back in the day yeah when
lauren michael was dangerous when when all those that selection process was like navy seal shit
and you know you you you were there to disturb and shake shit up not this horse shit yeah but
the beauty of that is like it drives people to us to rogan to legion of skanks to yes you and all that stuff so that's the beauty
of it dude it's like let them keep doing that shit because people need to be entertained yeah
and they're just not getting it from these places i drive to this show and uh and there's a million
billboards in la advertising every show being made and And you watch these, you look at these billboards,
you go, did you make that with the intent
of entertaining people?
Or did you just make that to check a box?
And it's just like, nothing against the movie
League of Their Own.
It was like really great at the time.
Does anybody want to watch a TV show about that story?
In an environment where women's sports
has been shoved down our throat so much that it's driving people nuts right right it's like
every show now every show now you watch a sports game there's a woman's and a female announcer
which is great it's fine but you know who hates hearing females calling sports? Females.
Everyone's like, why is this chick calling this sport?
Why is she doing that?
And it's like, that's great.
But it's like every time, everywhere, every group has to have a woman calling a sport.
I mean, have you ever?
I've never heard a woman complain about a woman calling a sport.
But your girlfriend literally is 65 so maybe
maybe Sam
Tripoli's girlfriend was like back
in my day when we
had the horses and wagons
but uh
nigga no
I had
a natural conversation
with a woman anywhere
about sports ever no have you ever gone to a bar and saw
two chicks arguing on who is a better running back emmett smith or fucking barry never happened ever
ever yeah never ever once never it does not happen it's such a good point sam that's such a that's a
great bit it's just you should write that as a bit because it's so fucking true.
It's just stupid.
And it's like there's nothing wrong with having them on.
And I get why you have them on the sideline.
It's a really great idea to have a woman as a sideline reporter.
Some of them are great.
Because the coaches and the players are less likely to get snarky with them.
Right?
So they can ask the tougher questions
and it's kind of you got to go with it.
But it's just like it's...
They're going to go after sports
because sports is the only thing left on television
where you must watch it live.
Right.
Right?
Agreed. 100% agreed.
100%.
And that's a very, very good point.
Like, I always say actions speak louder than words. It's not that I say that. Everybody says that. But, you know, it's like that old a very, very good point. I always say, actions speak louder than words.
It's not that I say that.
Everybody says that.
But it's like that old acting saying,
a pound of words is worth an ounce of behavior, blah, blah, blah.
Behavior, just look at the behavior.
Look at what women talk about.
Look at what men talk about on a macro level.
I mean, stop.
Stop.
It's crazy, dude.
As a young boy i never forgot now i came from a traditional you know male female italian you know irish background but
i remember as a young boy the men your women type of culture right no one drank in my family actually
but um in fact there was never alcohol even on the table in my italian family none of the mediterraneans could handle alcohol but and i can't either but you know the
the the table would be there and the men i would listen to my father my grandfather and whoever
the other my uncles whoever the men were they would break up and they'd start talking politics
they'd start talking business they'd start talking sports. They'd start talking sports. And I remember it would
always literally break up. And if you go to dinner with couples, if you go to dinner with couples,
it is, it is, I have never seen an exception. I really haven't. I've never seen an exception
where men don't break into their group and women don't break into their group. They just start
talking. And so I remember as a young boy, all the women gathered around the tablecloth.
It was a new tablecloth.
And they were all looking at the tablecloth.
And I remember as a boy, I looked at my grandfather.
I go, what are they looking at?
And he goes, the tablecloth.
I go, why?
The maids?
Why?
That's the most boring shit on the planet.
And he goes, different strokes with different folks yeah women like to they like all the details of the embroidery i go that's the i kept saying i
go but that's so stupid like i don't get it right right who the fuck cares but that is not stupid
by the way because we wouldn't have beautiful tablecloths that you don't notice but you notice
we wouldn't have those kinds of things without women.
And so they play at a really amazing part of the nesting.
Do part of it.
Have you ever noticed like female podcasters?
They'll start like a podcast.
And before the first episodes out,
they'll have a whole website,
merch,
everything's like they've nested.
They've already nested.
And like,
nobody even knows that they're going to listen to this podcast, but everything is presentable. That's just how women are. They're nested. They've already nested. And like, nobody even knows that they're going to listen to this podcast,
but everything is presentable.
That's just how women are.
They're nesters.
But I love women for that.
I love them for that.
It's not about me having power over them or feeling better.
That's the beauty of it.
Like everybody brings something to the,
to the,
to the equation.
And we have this unnatural thing where women are just like,
women love sports sports but for different
reasons because it's genetic super freaks who look great in fucking a uniform making
bazillions of dollars the actual action on this yeah means nothing this woman uh just yesterday
my friend's girlfriend um with there there was it was just alpha male energy
in that fucking house. Oh real quick
and it doesn't mean there aren't women who do
love sports like
Sarah Tiana is really great
Linda Cohen is an assassin
we're just saying
I think those are the exceptions
the macro perspective
and I remember
so yesterday this woman was the macro perspective. And I remember,
so yesterday,
this woman was,
she runs the household and there was like
a professional fighter there.
There was an ex-professional fighter
slash football player there
and then there was me.
And, you know,
we're all,
we're being,
we're bro-ing out as guys
and there's a gun there
and we're fucking,
there's weights
and fucking,
there's a heavy bag.
It couldn't be more fucking. Is there a pet a pet monkey anywhere yes it couldn't have been more there was a horse hide
punching bag there's a deer head on the fucking thing all that there's dogs playing poker there's
a that's exactly right dogs playing poker there's a huge sculptor of a giant dick for no reason
and uh she said what do you guys uh what do you guys
want to eat and i said uh oh i don't know what are you making and she goes i'm gonna make a pasta
and some kind of protein i go what kind of protein she goes don't worry about it that's my domain
and this woman fed the fuck out of us and then made the best chocolate chip cookies on the planet
and don't think for one fucking second that she's not her own person don't think for one
fucking second she's like oh these guys have power over me that had nothing to do with that's it she's
just a bad motherfucker in that kitchen and can create a nest where you don't want to leave yes
create a nest where her the men in her life if a man's in her life that man is going to be a better person because he's so calm he's so focused
in that nest yeah that he doesn't want to go anywhere yin and yang i'm fucking i was so
impressed with her artistry so my daughters uh i love them so much and you i go to the park with
them and this i'm trying to work on this bit about how like everyone's like a human nature is loving uh go to
a kid's park and find out it's lord of the flies very quickly dude right it's like everything's
mine get the fuck out or i'll destroy everybody so my one daughter she like i watch these kids
all the girls run to the doll the The boys never run to the doll.
No, they don't.
The boys are crawling all over this.
Nobody, especially when it comes to the parents of my children,
me and the mother of the children,
we do not push, like, you got to do this, you got to do that,
you got to act like this.
We allow them to pick what they want to do.
But the gender Nazis don't look at that.
The gender Nazis say that
literally gender's a construct.
And it's all socialization.
Because they're so fucking dumb,
they can't even see what's in front of them.
They refuse to look at the truth.
They refuse to look at biological patterns that are,
the literature
goes back 300 fucking years and certainly deeply 50 years really 100 years and they don't read that
they just are literally so blind by their ridiculous and paper thin ideology that they
just superimpose their idea of gender and it's hilarious yeah it's a it's a sport nobody else
is competing in it's a sport none of us give a fuck about nobody does give a fuck about your dumb
gender agenda it makes no sense to us like i don't give a fuck like like just let kids be who they
are they'll find their way but there are certain biological predispositions yeah between men and women boys and girls you're never getting
rid of man until we become robots you know but even then good luck yeah so fuck them now sam
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Brian, where are you going to be?
Look, look, guys.
Look at that.
This just in.
I'm at Wise Guys for one night, August 18th.
One night, Wise Guys in Salt Lake City.
One night, Thursday, August 18th.
I'm passing through.
I called my boy Keith.
I said, I want to do one night.
He said, bring it.
I will be at Wise Guys.
Where?
In Salt Lake City.
Oh, that's one of the best cities.
Amazing club.
Thursday, August 18th. Then I go to Bora Bora oh that's one of the best cities club uh thursday august 18th then
i go to bora bora because that's how i roll and no actually i go to a wedding and then i'll be
in nashville tennessee august 26 27 28 26 and 27 i'm at san jose california improv center 15 17
then spican comedy club september 22, 23, 24. Come get some.
Come get some.
Hi guys,
my name's Sam Tripoli.
I love long walks on the beach,
Krof Maga,
and my children.
I'm going to be in San Francisco this weekend,
August 5th and 6th.
Four shows,
because apparently people want me to do four shows.
Earlier shows.
You're going to be there today.
Oh yeah, I'm going. be there today. Oh, yeah.
I'm going tonight.
Guys, come see me.
One show, earlier show, me doing stand-up.
Second show, me and Eddie doing stand-up.
And then August 10th, big show, Comedy Chaos,
world-famous comedy store.
Line-up is Pure Murder.
Go check it out.
And then I'm doing this thing that I'd like Brian Callen to do.
August 16th assassins only
i don't tell you the lineup only killers and you show up and it's the cheapest ticket in town
and last time we sold it out i'm in bora bora you're bored dead to me bro sorry buddy i forgot
all right and then i'm gonna be i think'm going to film something in upstate New York September 30th, so we're figuring it out.
Now, I used to travel like this not as much,
but kind of when I was in the Navy.
I was a very single guy at the time.
And I'm not talking about them because these niggas are losers.
They're talking about club gigs.
They're trying to sell clubs.
But my question is more successful comedians
who ever travel for a living,
would they quote-unquote, like Tom Segura,
or like somebody who has a wife?
They fuck other bitches, obviously, right?
But is it one thing, like, we're corny
and we picture ourselves in their position,
so, like, we think there's some secret deal?
Like, we always do where Brendan's shopping
and she's his wife.
Well, she knows the deal and everything, right?
Well, obviously not, because he's suing me over it so like
like right now
if I announced
I'm flying to LA
for a week
then I'll come back
to do shows
I'm gonna fuck bitches
at those shows
so like
the wife's down with it,
the girlfriend,
I'm not even talking about that.
I'm talking about
in general.
Do the bitches
know this lifestyle
to accept it
and stay at home
and do they fuck
other dudes
or
this lifestyle
is odd to me
because I,
like I said,
when I was young,
in the Navy,
I flew,
but I was a single dude,
not connected to nobody,
and lived a single life,
but,
this nigga is gonna get in an airplane,
and do stand up,
there's gonna be a chick in the crowd,
who wants to fuck him,
he's not gonna fuck her and like
what is that about so go to sam toby.com let's get
let's get into fucking 2000 mules can i start us off with a clip yeah yes yes please do you know A clip? Yeah. Yes. The documentary? Yes. Please do. You know, there's some funky stuff going on.
Oh, by the way, Dylan, you could not pick a better clip.
This is my favorite part of this movie, and I'm not even lying.
Run it, and I'll tell you why.
That's how Fight Club spread.
They talked about it.
Now you've got some other people going to walk out.
You've been breaking the first two rules.
I don't care. But this guy, this to walk out. He's in. You've been breaking the first two rules. This lady doesn't care.
But this guy, this next guy cares.
He's watching the whole thing.
That guy looks up, talks to him.
Got the ballots under his arm already.
Now he's got the rest that he pulled out of the bag.
And he's going to get his camera ready to take the pictures as he puts them in there.
If you consider the brazenness of this, right?
This is the middle of the day there's people
sitting there watching you cheat people that are doing it the right way but it's difficult for them
to know what to do except observe and maybe say what's going on here what did i just see
dude the fact that they blurred out the dog is my favorite part of this movie
like so the dog's reputation doesn't take a hit and go hang out the other dogs out the dog is my favorite part of this movie like so the dog's reputation
doesn't take a hit and go hang out the other dogs at the dog park do you uh you you watch this movie
yeah yeah what do you did you watch the movie do you think it's what do you think do you do you
do you think that this movie proves widespread voter fraud i think it adds to what I've already believed
for a very long time.
How does it add to that?
What have you believed for a very long time?
That they flooded the voting boxes
so that they could reach and win the election.
In other words, they floated the...
They loaded.
They flooded the stash houses win the election in other words they floated the they they loaded they flooded yeah the the the
stash houses yes with absentee ballots that were forged yes right yes and they had agents or mules
mules who then went to these key swing states yes with oh my god it don't even agree with you but you could argue it better you could just
say if you think the trump election was fraud we've done an election
every way but this one time because of COVID, we switched all the rules
and did mailing voting,
and that's what fucked us.
At least say that, you grifting conspiracy fuck.
We're losing no conspiracies, by the way.
Sam Trimbley doesn't believe in a single conspiracy.
Because you reach a point where you believe in so many
conspiracies and they contradict
each other he doesn't he's just
grifting of a white
only people
I can see
that
massive amounts of
absentee ballots yes
and they stuffed not one
stash house but one person according to the
geo-tracking stashed up to 50 boxes yes okay and so um the accusation in the in the movie is very
clear there was widespread voter fraud with ballot harvesting which is mostly illegal unless it has
to do with your family so ballot harvesting is
when you basically have what's called a mule a person who takes the ballots who takes other
people's ballots that were filled in there were absentee ballots or they were they were filled
in there and who couldn't get to um a voting booth uh couldn't get to an actual where you put your stuff.
And they take these large bags
and they stuff them.
And the accusation is that
this was a widespread,
coordinated effort
by anti-Trump operatives
in the Democratic Party, etc.,
who took all these absentee ballots,
forged them,
and stuffed enough stash houses in swing states
to change the outcome of the election.
Biden wins by 81 million votes.
Trump wins by 74.
He got 81 million.
Biden gets 81 million.
Trump gets 74 million.
Yes.
Okay.
And the answer to your thing,
we never had the vote counts ever because we shut down all voting
and we didn't mail in voting.
But the fact that Tripoli,
the scripture fuck.
Sam Tripoli
is the stuttering John
of the Brendan Schaub world.
Like, Cordy's podcast
and them niggas
cover Stuttering John
and shit.
Who's a nobody?
Sam Triple E
is the Stuttering John
of that world.
And like,
nigga, they switched leave the stuttering John of that world. And like,
nigga,
they switched the rules.
They brought up,
that's the argument.
I'm not saying I agree with the argument.
I'm just saying,
if you're going to make an argument,
that's the argument you make.
All the rules were switched for this one election and then stick to it the approximation is there are about 2 000 mules and the reason that so true
the vote is a company that has been around for 10 years that is dedicated to voter integrity.
And they claim that using geotracking. And having access to, because they subpoenaed four million minutes of closed circuit TV.
Okay.
They were able to prove or at least make the allegation that there was widespread voter fraud.
And they went further to say that that is why Trump lost the election.
Because people, even in the middle of the night,
were coming in with these ballots.
Right, like three in the morning.
The problem, oh, the huge problem...
Oh, I thought this was going to be a quick episode.
So this movie wasn't picked up
by any mainstream conservative news organizations,
even ones that are beyond Fox News.
Okay.
And I was like, why is that?
It's really interesting, right?
So it's like,
because it's a very interesting claim.
So it's a very interesting claim
because True the Vote claims
that they use geotracking themselves.
They bought cell phone data.
Yeah.
And they gave it to the FBI
who then used that cell phone data to to catch a
child killer and and that child and there are arrests made and so that's really commendable
there's not we don't have proof of that but i'm going to give them the benefit out and believe
that that geo tracking in fact is used by police agencies they they can track your phone so if you
leave your stuff on they can track where you've been within yards. Right.
So there's some controversy.
So if you're going to murder somebody,
leave your phone at home.
Is that what you're saying?
Yes.
There's some controversy to that.
They've done professors of this say,
well, actually you'd have to be within blocks,
but that's not relevant to me.
Okay.
The problem is,
see the movie is so tantalizing
because you're like,
this is fucking great
and worth looking into.
You have 4 million minutes of CCTV footage.
You have evidence that geo-tracking would suggest
that these particular mules were in the area
of at least 50 stash boxes.
And in fact, sometimes they were doing
these circuitous routes.
Was that the first time you ever heard circuitous?
Circuitous routes.
Delivered perfectly.
Yeah.
Perfectly in context.
I'm so, the death threats are going to be just rolling in the comments.
Well, no, the reason, the reason that.
No, my favorite thing is like, I think he planned to say that word.
Yes.
Like hours ago.
I did.
And everything has been a setup for you to say that plan and us being all of your
vocabulary i i who just says that word out of nowhere see as a guy who actually has listened
to dinesh de souza and i think dinesh de souza has something to say i was super disappointed
oh and the reason and the reason that no one took this documentary actually seriously the reason by
the way he made a fortune on it. So did I think this was a.
This is my opinion on this thing.
We were controlling.
I don't have an opinion on if it was stolen.
I say shit.
But I have an actual opinion that they stole it from Trump? Have I? What do you know? The election.
So.
So.
The new rules you allowed.
Oh, no.
The new rules they set up.
The COVID thing.
They got that off of the COVID thing. They got that and they got off of the COVID thing. They switched the rules of the
election to do that shit. And I don't think the rules will exist the next time you vote either too. The next time you vote,
COVID shit will never matter.
But the hard shit that they do shit,
rain will space it.
I'm talking alternately.
No.
The rules are switched.
It was fucked up.
But you did lose.
And then all of a sudden you lost.
You're bragging about 100 votes you got.
I'm turning in a little bit more votes.
And by the way, everyone agrees in the next one he's going to lose.
So you're going to win. Again.
And I tried
warning them about this.
I used to tell my leftist
friends,
just vote for Trump so he does
two terms and get him out of here.
Now, he did
a term.
Now, he had another term. Biden went, now
he did another term.
So you're going to have to deal with
Trump longer
than you think you had to deal
with him.
Now, did they fuck with
shit? Kind of, maybe. But the other
problem was
Trump allowed
in Trump's throne
he was
the president.
All this
shit to be done.
When Trump got COVID, I remember
this. He was
doing it a day ago. He just
said,
it's the flu, get over it. He just said, all right,
it's the
flu,
get over
it.
We're not
doing other
restrictions and
shit.
Now,
I know in
different states
they're doing
everything.
I get
it was a
consolidation
against him.
Should have
stood up
better.
Now,
I do get
I am
Monday
morning
quarterbacking. I get I am Monday morning quarterbacking.
I get I am doing that.
And what's his name?
Brought up a great point, too.
That bald head faggot.
What's his faggot name he's married
he's technically a democrat
she's a republican
in the south
James Carville
he's running a great point
and he's running out of the election
and he's like
and he's bouncing a republican
wrong
Hillary Clinton should be convicted
and this and that and that
and then this and that
and then Trump responded and said
well you niggas have all the power
why are you convicting her
and I was like well yeah
why aren't you
and then I was like
well so yeah yeah
dad can't kick me out
yeah
this was behind a paywall and it made a fortune it made a fucking fortune and so i was like why
why weren't people subpoenaed why hasn't then this been this been kind of and and the ap news
picked it up and was one article written about it and every all
all the other mainstream news articles,
just copy that, copy and paste it.
But here's the biggest flaw with this,
and I want you to address this.
This is the biggest bummer of the fucking documentary.
One is True to the Vote alluded to the fact
that they actually were involved in exposing
a North Carolina congress uh to voter fraud they had absolutely
nothing to do with it nothing to do with it but they allude they they kind of like frame it so
it looks like true the vote was non-partisan enough to actually bring down a republican uh
congressman no that's that's false okay so we so that would that piss me off okay but the biggest flaw in this
fucking documentary okay the thing that really disappointed me because they had me had me
was that you have four million minutes of cctv footage four million think about that
and that's of all the footage pointed directly at these stash boxes. Then you have apparently geo-tracking
that proves that these mules are hitting more than one box.
Yet, yet, not once in the documentary,
not once do they show the same person at two,
let alone 50 boxes, at two different different boxes it's nowhere in the documentary
and that i was like guys you have four million minutes and you didn't show me one example i
what because i wanted i was like i was like i want to go i'm on right i'm here i mean i really was
okay okay and i was so bummed because i was like, you got to give me, I can't go by saying, oh, there's geo tracking.
Show me the footage.
You have 4 million minutes of CCTV.
Where's the footage?
Why in the fuck wouldn't you show, just give me one new.
Of a guy in multiple places.
Okay.
So why didn't they?
Brian, I'm going to give you that as a valid point.
Right.
That is a valid point.
It bummed me out.
I was like, and then they said, well, we're going to pull the ripcord and release all the information.
Where is it?
And by the way, this is a bipartisan, they were like saying this is a nonpartisan thing.
To the vote, if you guys really care about voter integrity, take it off.
Why is it behind a paint wall?
And secondly, release that footage.
I want to see it, man.
So there's a lot of stuff going on.
Now I'm in.
Now I'm in.
If you show me that these mules are hitting different stash boxes,
I am fucking going all in.
That's why it's behind a paywall.
There you go.
$10 million.
And I'm just going to say something.
I have zero problems with him doing that.
Me neither.
I have zero problem with him.
My dad, for all the craziness in his life, taught me some really great things.
And one thing he taught me, never hate a guy for making a dollar.
Ever.
Okay?
Never, never, never.
There's nothing wrong with that.
No, that was a great, it was, I mean, I have no problem with making money.
Like, people complain about any of our premium content.
Oh, why is it behind a paywall?
Oh, why don't you put it up free?
It's like, dude, I got, you know, we got bills to pay.
Yeah.
I mean, this is just how we make our living.
Somebody the other day is like, oh, Mr.
I take down the system.
You know, some am Rogan and he's like, dude, stamps a crazy thing.
Right?
You like, you like it's a hard
biz and then maybe if you're lucky you make it and i'm like dude i literally can't do anything else
and i could barely do this right so it's like i am i'm i'm fine with this business model it is what
it is man it's like i actually felt bad for the porn people when they would make all this content
and then it would just show up on these tube sites for free and they couldn't make any money and it's like that's there's nothing
wrong with making a dollar okay so i don't really have a problem with him putting it behind a paywall
the notion that a lot of these companies or these these media outlets including fox wouldn't cover
this means that something doesn't make sense this This topic they wish would just go away.
I mean, that's my perspective.
They want nothing to do with an actual analysis of this election.
Brian, all I'm saying is what this doc shows us,
and you bring up a valid point.
If these people went to all these 50 boxes
let's see them at multiple boxes and that's a very valid serious investigation i would i would
i have zero people problems and also like they had all these people saying that this is widespread
and they were in the shadow
get the fuck out of the shadows dude this is your patriotic duty if that's true and you have
evidence get those people in diet not not i just want to say a couple things so they can show
what into discovery what people were saying were going to happen in this election before the
election started to happen you You had Bernie Sanders sitting down
telling everybody exactly what was going to go on.
I'm sorry, Brian, but it's like I am 49...
It was just a super thing.
They didn't have to get Bernie Sanders to go.
Bernie left us.
Bernie Sanders left us.
And it was super horrible. I'm gonna left this. I'm gonna left this. And anyway, shoot it home. But, um,
I'm gonna burn it.
Seriously, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna left.
I'm gonna block out of there.
What the fuck is this gonna say?
Is that gonna hurt you?
Truly.
What the fuck is that gonna hurt you?
Is that gonna hurt you? Is. What the fuck? I hate you.
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I hate you. 50 this year. Um, I have never in my life ever seen them pause an election count in
my life ever. And when you tell me that, Oh, Trump's can be leaned by a lot. And then at
the end, suddenly Joe Biden's income and they were I said that in front of Hillary. What are you talking about?
In the end of that, Hillary's going to win a late Trump's win, then Trump won.
Because Hillary is a fucking grifter.
I've seen that.
Hillary, what are were talking about an actual thing.
And I'm going to make an argument.
We can't.
Talking about this forever.
Joe Biden.
There has never been in the history of Joe Biden ever a groundswell that would equal what happened here.
Now, you can say everyone hated Trump and he went and did it.
I think he was very polarizing. He split the contract. what happened here now you say everyone hated trump and he went to end so they both very polarized but it never actually materialized any other place ever
what are you talking about He became president. He became a majority leader.
Then this election, okay?
When you have multiple people.
This election.
The niggas in our chair rise to one versus Biden.
What do you think?
And let's just say we're going to take their word for it that
they counted one guy went to 50 boxes why would that guy go to 50 boxes you have a very valid
point show us these people at those boxes and i'm fine with that yeah but i don't think we should
throw out the baby with the bath water this fit this is not the entire case this is a piece of a
jigsaw puzzle that is being put out.
But it may not be.
My point is, I don't think it's a piece.
So what they've done is raised a question.
They have all this footage, right?
And I think that's really like if True the Vote's serious and they have that information,
man, talk about a patriotic duty.
I don't give a fuck about money right now.
I want to see that footage.
If you guys can just show i'm serious like five or
six of these people at the same like different boxes then what you can do is subpoena these
motherfuckers and go who are you and subpoenas are happening yeah but they're already working for
what is actually going on if true the vote is that serious about it they've done this before
with the fbi they've solved the case according to them they've solved the fucking child murder case which is incredibly commendable guys like release this footage what are you doing
what do you mean you're going to release the ripcord do it now get those people out of the
shadows if you really do right if you really have evidence man this could be historic right and it
would be significant it would be it would be insane right and so um so that's where
unfortunately you are you have a you have an yeah you have a legit criticism it was shot so well
movie it was shot so well i am just telling you that go on dylan i'd love to hear your thoughts
murder of the child they didn't they got geo-tracking information and then gave it to the fbi
right they bought that but now that i think that the arrests were uh made before they gave them
that so see see this is the other thing so now you're saying that narrative is that narrative
yeah they've done a lot i mean no but that's right so true the boat so this this documentary really does
see they're very careful though what they do is they make you think that's what they did
without saying it so the context of a lot of these things with the music and the shadows
is really really manipulative and that's this is why because i kept because what i did was i
watched it and then i went to, I actually went to conservative YouTube pages
where people who are conservative,
like they're people who are on Rumble.
You know?
You're going to accuse me of rape?
I'm going to watch that.
The saddest thing is,
maybe Callan, career advice, which I'm not even thinking because Tripoli's been good, Tripoli's been good on the conspiracy niggas. I was like, I think I said, I was in around earth.
I don't disagree.
I just had my own.
You, um, Cowan.
Whoa.
No, people are.
Yeah.
And they're there, but, but they they're they do their research man a lot of
these guys are like people can say whatever they're not they may be skewed politically but
they do their research they look yeah and so i wasn't interested in going to the cnn's the
liberal things because because they do they parrot they just parrot what somebody else said
i wanted to go to these sort of like these conservative guys who themselves were like,
guys, I hate to say this.
I'm going to get a lot of shit.
And I know that, you know,
we're critical thinkers
and we expose a lot of shit.
This thing unfortunately comes up empty
and here's why.
And I thought that...
You have no viewers.
I'm your viewer.
I'm a viewer of you. I'm your viewer. I'm your viewer.
I'm your viewer.
You're the audience.
You have a DNA of two locks or something.
That was really significant, and I agreed with it.
Because at the end of the day, sometimes,
whether you believe in something or not,
you may believe there are shenanigans. Yes. And part of the day, sometimes you, you know, whether you're, whether you believe in something or not, like whether you may believe there are shenanigans and, and part of the reason you like,
so, so part of the reason that I've noticed that you have a big problem and should with mainstream
media is that what mainstream media does a lot of times, these news houses. So say you get your
news from like your local Fox station, your local ABC station. What you have to know is they're not journalists.
What they are is they buy stories from the AP News or someone,
and they just regurgitate them.
That's why when you go to all different news channels,
they're saying literally the same script.
They're saying the same script.
They buy the scripts.
And so what they are is just basically repositories. They're like, they're like almost like a radio that,
that is getting their information from somewhere else.
Yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
So people like you go.
What the fuck do you want me to, and paying people to get interviews. I don't know what's happening.
What the fuck?
Do you want me to listen to that?
Do you want me to listen?
Let's go to the AP.
Where are they getting their info?
Also, Brian, I don't listen to them
because I can't score because I've...
You can't score, you faggot.
That poor chick.
Same trouble as baby mama with the poor chick ever.
She's from Rhode Island.
She's
on her raggers and I can't go.
I'm a faggot.
I'm a faggot.
I'm a Rackers, I can't go. Just saying. You know, something will happen later and they're going to recharge the kids.
So, okay.
We're gonna be here, and I'm gonna hang and check on the other guys. I don't know if you can see. I don't know if you can see.
What have you thought about?
I don't...
I don't judge, for example.
I don't playing with sticks.
I'm playing with sticks with a knife.
You stick with that knife.
I'm gonna give you a big chance. We try to get, you know, conservative issues to leftist.
We can't leftist thing and get rid of leftists.
That's a lot of pain.
You know, I don't even want to say, you know, I mean, they're doing an entire deal to me.
We need to try them again. Okay. Let's just say for me, like 9-11, I mean, even though I didn't, I didn't trust all this stuff before that but 9-11 okay you told me it was the these people who did this and that and there's all this weird shit with that.
And then on weapons of mass destruction,
you completely,
they completely and utterly lied to us.
And you could say,
well,
you know,
they thought they were doing the best.
I completely disagree with that.
And after that,
it's like,
it's like when Dana still watches Rachel Maddow,
it's like,
Dana,
we got full on shouting shouty matches of love,
okay, to about
what was going on with Russian
collusion, and now it's all come out
that it was all like, why are you still
watching her? She
literally took your trust
and shit all over it.
That's right.
That's why. You know, you, any worker's job,
here you're selling,
here's selling.
Here's selling.
So here's selling,
here's selling.
You're on a roll,
and it equals nothing on some of the fans.
I agree with you. It's a permanent record of them manipulate. You know,
you're funny.
You're interesting.
No,
you.
You and I'm right. It's like what I said on Rogan. I hate bringing know what's coming to me.
100%. It's like what I said on Rogan.
I hate bringing up the Rogan thing,
but it's like, listen, man, there's a spectrum.
Here's the...
Look at this side of Rogan.
Here's Rogan.
Look at this side of him.
Mainstream news.
Here's conspiracy.
The truth is probably somewhere in the middle more towards
conspiracy because on the conspiracy side now i see them do it all the time this fucking astroturfing
of the conspiracy theorists other to get them jazzed up to hate this side when it's not true
you know you're you're you you just said something i totally agree with because let's just say you
get your news from cnn and a lot of people did for a while and people cnn's literally like nobody's watching a hundred thousand views
samantha b just had her her her show canceled because nobody gives have you ever listened to
any of her comedy on there she's terrible it was so she got a hundred thousand more reviews oh
she's bad she's just she's not so bad what happens is you can't compete and then she would just
like dude you see her gaslight everybody to try to get an emmy yeah she sucks like just nothing but like guilt trip guilt trip guilt trip people like that i know somebody like does she ever look
happy no i've never seen oh god then she'll be on the cover of people with like her struggles in
about five years, but um
You know, I don't give a fuck about and you're from Canada
Yeah, like the notion of these foreigners coming here and shitting on this country. It's like where you're coming from
Tell us about where you I don't ship out. I have an open discord.
You can never join it.
Because it will destroy you.
And you're afraid of me.
You'll never get this point.
Don't get so hooked.
I'm chilling.
Whatever.
I'm chilling now, because I didn't get to do what I wanted to do.
It's kind of annoying me now.
We're really stupid in the chat.
Like, you niggas do something.
You niggas are just pussies, ever.
Of course you are.
You know they're showing two seconds quick.
They're running around two seconds quick.
Niggas in the chat are
actually gonna do something.
You're not going to do anything because none of you involved in that.
None of you has called me out.
Of course not.
Stop dropping me links.
In my Discord.
Seriously, we're talking audio.
What the fuck, though? I'm like, oh god, dude, go to sleep.
No.
You're never going to see me.
I'm not as drunk.
You're never going to see me.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
There. You should have hung up. You should have hung up. you come from what's going on over there that you fucking left to come here percent and she you know
i was saying when you if you were to watch just cnn right and msnbc let's just say you did that
there are a lot of people that do they get their news you would believe and this is according to
bill maher but it's true you would believe you would believe that covid had a 40 hospitalization yeah you really would yeah you
would believe that it's killing children babies uh young adults you would really believe that
and they had a ticker and and and jeff zucker had a ticker on purpose of the death count that was
like that because they knew it was great for views.
Because people love to watch that shit.
And here's something that they knew,
but they didn't report on.
If you went in from a car accident and you had COVID
and you died from the car accident,
you died with COVID.
You died from COVID.
You didn't die with COVID.
You died from COVID.
Hospitals, there was an incentive,
financial incentive to report a COVID death, even though you fell off a ladder and broke your neck
and you didn't. Money, money, money. You may have tested positive for COVID. That's right. But also
it lent itself to a narrative. They knew that earlier than they started reporting on that.
And so what happens when you don't report on that stuff, what happens when you suppress that stuff,
what happens when you get censored
for bringing those truths up
is that a widespread portion of the population goes,
fuck you, I don't trust you.
I'm going my own route.
I'm gonna go down this YouTube rabbit hole.
And that's how you push people into bad corners,
into misinformation, disinformation,
and also good information.
Also good information.
So this is my problem with this narrative
that was out for a while about YouTube.
YouTube and the misinformation's all out there.
It's like, that was a narrative
that was pushed by the legacy media
just like oh fucking we gotta cancel this comic because there's nothing that the the people who
own and fund the legacy media hates more than independent content creators who can make their
content without their banker money funding it.
Like think about stand up, bro.
Think about stand up.
I can walk down to Venice beach, stand there on the fucking boardwalk and just talk.
Yeah.
And if I'm good enough, I can get people.
I don't need an amp.
I don't need a microphone.
I don't need nothing.
If I go home and I'm on my, and I'm doing some seriously hard research,
right?
Some seriously hard research.
And I discovered a pattern that in my heart,
I think is right.
And I can create a fucking video that is slick enough that people think it's a legacy one,
but I made all on my own through my blood,
sweat and tears.
Okay.
And hard work.
And it fucking gets traction with people.
That's their biggest fear, that you can create art and love without needing their money and their control and their say.
And that's why Hollywood goes.
They can't stop it.
They're not going to stop it.
So that's why they come after us.
That's why they go after YouTube. That's why they go after YouTube.
That's why they go after stand-up.
Not because of what we're saying.
It's that we say without their approval and their funding.
And that's what upsets us.
And they can't compete with us anymore because we're churning it out.
They want to make something.
You got to go through.
You got to pitch it to a kid who just left high school.
Take a look at Netflix.
Or college.
Take a look at Netflix viewers take a look at netflix
viewership their subscriptions are down like a crazy amount listen dude netflix had a show
which was statistically proven to have caused almost 11 kids to commit suicide guess what they
do they show no no no this was before it guess what they did with the show brian what renewed it renewed it renewed
it well um what what's the show will you look up the show i forget was it a show the kids watched
that's a tough one though sam because you know you know i mean you know um
you know that there's um but brian brian come on man if you can ring the bell he rings bell
why would you renew that if you think there's a comet bubba is just art you can't censor art
you know what i mean what no you can't you can't that that nobody's trying to get kill kids with a
show like that there are kids that are going to be so let me give an example there are
the godfather there are certain things that cause people to do a lot of bad shit movies will cause
impressionable young people to kill themselves kill this show that they say has has is the
connection to kids killing themselves gets really hold on say you don't have it's very hard to
actually prove that.
You got to be really careful
because Sam,
you can make a movie right now
and somebody would get inspired
and kill somebody.
Natural Born Killers,
Oliver Stone made it.
Okay.
And it actually caused a bunch of,
like this Bonnie and Clyde shit.
It's a very circuitous route.
It's a circuitous.
Oh, look who set up the fucking,
that fucking word earlier in the day.
What did you guys talk about?
Words you both had to say?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, TV is reeling.
According to a student in the city of New York who watched TV via cable
since then, that number has dropped to less than half the population.
Wow.
So that means TV, what does that mean?
Cable subscriptions subscriptions are down almost
just because youtube is there because i watch youtube all day yeah yeah so dude you got spit
roasted this this show what you got spit roasted right i didn't get your mouth and your ass are so
full right now that that brian you didn't win literally anything you need to what did you win
you need to soak in epsom salts like I did after Tim Kennedy hugged me
Yeah and you're a blown out asshole
He blew my asshole out
Listen I just want you to say something
About the 2020 election
I don't just think that election was rigged
I think most of them are rigged
I think they mostly
Either they have the two candidates they want running
So either one wins They get their guy in I don't think they mostly either they have the two candidates they want running. So either one wins, they'll fuck it.
They get their guy in.
I don't think they're ever an election.
I think there's voter fraud.
I don't think anything has been rigged where one side wins to the other.
I think what you should be more concerned about, Sam, is why are only certain candidates allowed to get to the top, right?
So I think it's been rigged way before that.
I don't think they need to stuff ballot boxes.
I think if you're a real Machiavellian character,
you have it rigged, you know,
you have it rigged 20 steps back, right?
So think about campaign finance reform.
Lawrence Lessig has dedicated his life
constitutional scholar at Harvard.
I've interviewed him twice.
He's like, look, dude, you as a congressman
will spend 40 or 60% of your time in your car calling fundraisers.
I'm calling donors because your fundraiser, fundraisers, the ones with real power, your fundraiser will come to you as a congressman or a senator and literally say, here, dude, here's what you got to vote yes on.
This is what you got to vote yes on. This is what you got to vote yes on. If you don't vote yes on this,
you will not get reelected
because we can't raise enough money
for the guy over here
who's voting yes on those issues.
So all of a sudden you go,
but wait, that doesn't make sense.
I have a whole agenda.
And they go, that's adorable.
That's adorable.
You don't know how politics works.
100%.
And they say,
and then you call all those donors,
those big donors like sheldon
anderson or whoever it might be over on this george soros or his agents and you say guys just want you
to know i am on i i agree with your position and i am going to vote yes on x y and z right and they
go we love hearing that thank you so much you can't do that on government grounds you have to
do that off government grounds you cannot fundraise from your office so that's why you see congressmen sitting in their cars on the street
just off of capital grounds isn't that crazy and you'll see them in in lines and they are on their
phone 40 to 60 percent of their time now here's what's even crazier you now have lobbyists
lobbyists represent different industries,
the banking industry, the pharmaceutical industry,
you know, whatever it might, the textile industry.
They have a direct, they converge down on Washington.
But those guys have, they know all the congressmen.
They know all the senators.
It's interesting.
Why?
Why do they know them?
Well, if you're smart and
you're a congressman you have to you make 160 grand a year it's not enough to live in two places
dc and i know congressman it's fucking unless you come from family money you're fucked but here's
the good news here's the good news everybody spend six years in congress you know spend eight years
in congress spend whatever you want. Just even numbers.
Just, just, you're going to get to know everybody.
You're going to get to know the system.
You're going to get to know, I'm out for death, we all trust this to represent me Thank you.