The Yewneek Pod - Greg Opie Hughes ultimate crash out? Anthony Cumia keeps exposing the man? Who da man?

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

opie unleashed still doesn't get it! Anthony exposes the flaw in Opies bullshit logic? Pr girl update can her mom cook?!! Laptop still missing? Dezonators revenge ?!! Brendan Schaub still stinks!! Payday and sober house shenanigans!

Not the... A squirrel! Squirrel! I've been doing radio since I'm out. But yeah, Opie, as far as his livestream is even concerned, he should just jump into the dabble verse and do to them what they do to him. Play clips of Kumia talking and then shit on Kumia. Do the same thing with Carl and all those dudes. Like imagine you pop on Opie's live stream He pops up a video like down here He's got Carl from who are these podcasts talking and then he just shits on him He'd be like look at this muskrat wannabe looking motherfucker trying to

Stealing my jock tober Everything around him be like I live in a fucking skyscraper motherfucker. But Hope he doesn't know how to do that. Not this time it was about Barry and his husband Big Mike. Damn! mic damn. Hold on I wanted to check something out though. How do I do this? Boom. I'm gonna add a layer. There. Save. See if that actually saves.

I'm trying to do screen share right now. Girl, I have to do it again. Alright, scenes. Flaboon. Oh, Streamlabs on the phone is so fucking dumb and annoying. Okay so, Komiya put the opester's bitching that Eric Nagle is holding back Opie and Anthony archives from him, yet Opie has been posting and monetizing decades of Opie and Anthony material without even a hint that he would share the proceeds with anyone else involved with the show. Every single video on his channel that has gotten more than even the most modest number

of views have been Opie and Anthony show clips. Technically, he's not even legally allowed to make money off of what amounts to CBS radio and SiriusXM's intellectual property. I never have, Jimmy never has, we moved on. I've never seen a thin dime from Opie using Opie and Anthony archives on his various social media accounts.

Neither has Jimmy or Erock or Travis or Sam or anyone else associated with the show. So why on earth would anyone be eager to give him even more of other people's talent and hard work to capitalize off of without regard to other people who contributed to that material? without regard to other people who contributed to that material. In many cases, contributing more than he ever did. If anyone thinks this is just blindly trashing someone, you're missing the point. There's a reason no one wants to associate with this guy. This is one of those reasons. Damn!

I mean, Kumi is kind of going off right there. And the poor, poor opester. There's him announcing Lionel's now part of the thing. So yeah, I mean, everything Kumeya just said right there. I mean, everything Kumeya just said right there. Now how do I get rid of that? Boom, did that work? Yeah, You always gotta do it twice. And it never goes live the first time you want it to. Ah, it's so fucking annoying using the goddamn phone to do this shit.

But! Where's Ratchet Reiken? She's sleeping. She's right in the other room sleeping naked by the way. Yeah, deal with it. It was cool seeing Penelope's spearhead in Opie's chat. She was doxxed by Jim and Am saying she was 60 and her name is Donna. Well Jesus, them do are here, man.

What the fuck? Can't find it. I be seeing Andy Violin in that motherfucker too. I be seeing Andy Violin. Who else do I be seeing in OP's chat? But yeah, I mean, Kumeya going off on that rant on X about the Obster, and OP was responding to that today during his livestream, that's why he said that Anthony and Jimmy should be paying him for starting his own personal YouTube channel which makes zero sense that makes no sense whatsoever nobody knows what the fuck Opie's talking about

sup Suzy Q yeah Korty is here all of your accounts are banned in OP's. I think my Facebook thing is still on there, but he just ignored my questions today. All my questions were ignored, but other people got theirs in and he did a flip out. Now I'm barely in OP's chat. questions were ignored but other people got theirs in and he did a flip out. Now I'm barely in OPI's chat. I actually agree with what Ant and Jimmy about OPI. Try OPI Unleashed. Oh yeah, oh yeah he does do that on a separate one because he just does that on YouTube. He doesn't go on Facebook or X to do that. Opie Unleashed! Hi doggy! Opie Unleashed is just him walking around New York

like a weirdo, bothering people. He's just praying, praying something happens so he can get his quote-unquote viral moment It's all the opi opster wants is just a viral moment And like a real viral moment he doesn't want like Because like he's got Patrice O'Neill clips on his channel that's hundreds of thousands of views No opi wants to walk around New York City and catch something on his camera that gets like five million views. That's what he wants.

And then he would be like, I'm crushing it. He uses the word crushing it when he gets like 20 extra views on a video. So he gets 200 views on a video. He goes, I'm crushing it. Oh my God. Jesus. Jesus, Joseph and Mary.

And then he does his, now there's something people keep saying about the Ooster that I haven't picked up on, but I think it's because I'm watching on this small ass shitty phone. What is it with the mouth thing? I'm not noticing the mouth thing. People are saying he's got a black mouth and wine lips and I'm not noticing it, but I'm watching on this small ass screen. Yeah, not Jay Leno has more views than substance OB.

You commented today on what happened to his eye. But like, I'm not getting the mouth thing. Maybe I just can't see because it's so small. But is his mouth black? Like he ate black licorice or something? Because everybody, like half the goddamn comments are about his fucking mouth and he's like oh he drank two beers a week. They look like zombie lips? Like well, that's...

Opi's eye was one of his attempts. Oh, he's doing the Harry hater videos on with the stupid fish eye lens. Although if he's walking or so what I'm assuming he just transformed the OP's Eye Channel into the OP Unleashed Channel. OP Unleashed, oh my God. One of the funniest things though, that you can tell when OP's live streaming, how you can tell he's really fucking mad and fuming, cause he tries to keep it like, sanitized,

like he won't swear, he'll say, "'F this and go screw,' but when he's really mad and ranting, he'll be like, "'Fuck that guy, fuck you.'" So whenever you hear Opie actually swearing during his livestream, he is fucking pissed. He's fuming. Hey, what's going on outside? Fucking B-E-A, beautiful outside today.

Hey, that guy lives in my sober house. Ooh, he's coming over here. Is he hooking up with that black chick? Yeah. I think that was the black chick who got into the fight in front of Ollie's. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, fucking woke up, went, did a AA meeting, came here, fucked the Puerto Rican chick twice,

and now she's knocked out. She's sleeping naked. Bam. But yeah, I was surprised how fucking nice it was. Yeah, he's a white dude. Or he might be port- No! He's Spanish. Although he looks white. He's a white Spanish dude. If you saw him you'd think he's white, but it isn't. I think his name's Hector.

There he is again. There he is again. Miss Puerto Rican is funny. She reminds me of the NYC Ricans that were born here and never been to Puerto Rico. Yeah, she ain't never been to Puerto Rico. Hold on, let me see if she's still sleeping. Yeah, she is knocked out naked. Yo, she smokes a lot of weed too. Please don't wake her, why not? I'll wake her up and ravish her again, damn it. Yeah, she smoked a lot of weed. And then I was like, yo, think I need to hit it again.

Why is Anthony turning into Woody Allen? Was it the second heart attack, do you think? All right, so what, next week he's gonna have Jim Norton on. That's gonna be the Ant-Man and the Worm Show. No, she doesn't smoke it like right, she'll like go in this room and smoke it. Doesn't she chafe for God's sake, let her gooch rest? That's what she was saying!

Although she called it her kooka. I was like, kooka for cocoa puff? What? I gotta fucking... Spanish is such a dumb language. That's exactly what she said, I was like, sorry bitch. I had a gooch rest. Never. But yeah, so I did that.

Tomorrow night at 7 I got gotta walk to an AA meeting. Then Sunday morning I gotta walk to the AA meeting. You only use Spanish to hire the help? She likes to clean a lot. I think it's ensconced in her DNA. It's the Puerto Rican in her. She's got to clean a lot. I think it's ensconced in her DNA. It's the Puerto Rican in her. She's got to clean shit. I think I'm close. me and my roommate were talking

cause he said he's thinking about getting a fucking air conditioner for the room, but I think I'm close to getting my own room there, which would be nice, cause then I can just live stream all fucking night. Are you prepared for like an all night live stream for me? Would you even be able to handle an all night live stream for me.

That's why when I get paid on the 21st, I don't know if I should just bite the bullet and get a new goddamn laptop. Royce is Puerto Rican, you know. I think they're going live now. You're gonna tune in now. They're going live now. You're gonna tune in now. Royce and Merche are still a thing? Did they ever stay on Rumble? Didn't they have like an exclusive Rble deal.

Royce's wife is a man? Damn. Remember when I told you that rumble thing was bullshit? They're still on rumble? Oh my God. I thought everybody got the fuck off of that fucking site. I'd rather watch Buzzcast than fucking Rumble. You don't know nothing about the Buzzcast though. Right there, hot as fuck in this room.

It's actually hot outside. It's almost summertime. Fucking April, then May, then June, then July, then August. August 1st I got court again. From May 6th I got family court. Hold on. Yeah, me and the Puerto Rican are going shopping at seven with her dad. This should be an experience. Wait time for the percent there Kuka. The Popo's outside looking for the ratchet Rican. That's why she woke up. That probably is why. Did someone else get shot? No. Maybe. Who the fuck knows. But this should be an experience. Going to

Burger King with them was an experience. We walk into the Burger King. it's me, her, and her mom and her dad, right? And her mom sits at the table, me, her, and her dad go to order. It's empty, but two old white people are sitting in the booth. They're just fucking yelling across the goddamn restaurant in Spanish. No, but the two white people are sitting there like, what's going on? Why are Spanish people here speaking spikish? Of course it took them like 10 minutes to get what they wanted and then translated. It was hilarious.

No, they didn't use a coupon. Because like we drove out away so it was like not a Burger King around here. It was a Burger King in like a nicer area. So her apartment must sound like a Puerto Rican domestic. But yo, that was hilarious, so... Going shopping with them tonight, that should be fuckin' in- in- very interesting. How was my sleep? Pretty good! I've been napping a lot lately, mainly after I fuck.

I mainly take a nap. Then I go back, usually fall asleep at 10, 11. Then I'm usually up at like five. So I've been doing that for sleep. I've never really been a great sleeper though. So I've been doing that for sleep. I've never really been a great sleeper though. Does parents must watch Spanish Judge Judy? L Judge Judo?

I don't know. Can she braid? She said she can't braid. Five is early. Dude, at that sober house, everyone's up at that time. Everybody's up mad early at that sober house. And it's not like a thing of like I get woken up by everyone. Like my roommate, no bullshit, wakes up at five and goes and takes a bus somewhere every

day at five. But he doesn a bus somewhere every day at five. But he doesn't like wake me up or anything. But just like when I wake up at five, I go downstairs like there's five people down there already making coffee, people already outside smoking and shit. So, cause everyone has to be in at fucking 10. And it's not like you're allowed to have TVs

in your room or anything. at fucking 10 and it's not like you're allowed to have TVs in your room or any things. Back in the 70s and 80s the PRs would be notorious for sneaking into the beach. How do you sneak into the beach? All three of them sleep in the same bed By the way, don't forget to donate hitting that stream lab link in the description or the cash app link Trying to get this phone bill paid so I can keep making videos this month. I Don't get paid to the 21st. Oh when I get paid on the 21st. I'm just set I'm good

I'd be a couple grand right there I'm already gonna make more than a couple grand next month already especially since I dropped that bill burr video that got more than 20,000 views in a day and shit so ah it's just a countdown to the 21st when I actually get a full month's paycheck. Is Des black? She's half black. Everybody is very productive at that sober house. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I don't hang out there during the day,

so God knows what the fuck they're doing during the day. But sent her to sell fruit. She's too high to go sell fruit. She smoked too much weed for that. Yeah, I gotta get 50 bucks to pay this goddamn phone bill. Ah, it's so annoying. So two and a half blacks make some Dominican looking people? I guess. No, apparently he's a former crack

was his thing. And he got his new teeth that he puts in that he likes. So his situation is crazy. He's telling me about it. He showed me his girl, this Cape Verdean chick, and she was fine as fuck, and he was like, she's dead. And I was like, she was a caseworker, he hooked up with, she died of like, liver disease, she drank herself to death, and she was young, like 30 something. But he ended up in jail for a domestic, right? He pleads guilty, she dies, and now he's out and he has to do all the domestic classes

and shit and he's like, well, the person I did it against is dead, why do I still gotta take the classes? And I'm like, he kind of has a point, but he does still. The scene from Do the Right Thing from The Cop. Pointy shoe, red wearing, 30 in a room, yeah. I'm talking to you, you Puerto Rican sea sucker. Biffy Bitcoin used to donate tons of money to you, but you drunkenly banned him. He donated $100 to Candace Owens that other day.

Did he? Well, everyone's unbanned, but I haven't seen Beefy Bitcoin in a coon's age. Yeah, staring one of my drunk binges. I just banned a nigga. This is crazy because I'm getting four AA meetings done in four days. Did the one yesterday, did the one today, Saturday night, got to walk to that one, then Sunday morning got to walk to that one. That Sunday morning walk is no joke, although sometimes I got to ride back from that one.

But that one's the best one, the Sunday morning one. They got good coffee and donuts and cookies and shit. That's right. Jay Leno is smart. Stays off the radar. He doesn't get the rage of drunk Kyle. God damn it's nice out here. Eh, no.

You shouldn't buy that like Kanye did. The Black Klan outfit was a little much and awkward. And at this point, no one even really gives a shit anymore. Like nobody even cares. Like, Kanye just at this point needs to do a podcast. Oh, you always miss me live due to time zones? Are you in the future? I wish J.D. Gumbel ever said anything funny ever. I'm thinking. Yeah, once or twice. Merch mentioned on NightWay last night that he's dating a 24 year old OnlyFans chick. Ehhhh, I'm not buying it.

The left is losing it with Musk and Tesla. 90% were liberals who bought them now they are selling them in protest. You're in England, not in the future. You fog breathing son of a bitch. You fucking mashed potato eating bastard, you hooligan. Is Jay Leno big in England? London Fox store? You fucking...

London Bridge ass motherfucker. You and the Australians, I don't get it. What's with the not getting circumcised thing? It's weird. It's fogged out here but you're smoking weed? Yeah! Is it true the Muslims are taking over your country? Muslims are taking over your country. London niggas stop their whole city for a tea break. Fucking biscuit years. This is not Komiya, this is some Tunisian pimp live. Yeah!

Pimpin' ain't easy, but it sure is necessary. England has lost? Damn, so it really is that bad there. Those buck two soccer playing kidney pie eating crisp niggas. Did you know that Paulie Dee is from Rhode Island? Did I know him? No. It's true Muslims that look like Kyle are what London looks like now? They look like me! What the fuck? As-sama-da-lay-ka, nigga. Salam. Derka derka derka. You London niggas still have a king? Get with the program?

American nigga? Yeah I know right? Don't you just have a king now. Didn't that queen bitch die? They look exactly like me yeah, they do oh Shit they're beefing on the street. Some fat bitch. Ah, the noises of the ghetto. In the ghetto, the baby mommy cries all night, she can't afford to feed her baby right in the ghetto. You know for fat people I didn't think they'd walk that fast. Okay, never mind. I can't, they were far down the street and they already walked past. down the street and they already walked past. They already walked past. There's one dude just flipping out and this fat girl.

Recon relatives arguing over a parking spot problem. problem now they were white there's other people just down there I don't know if you saw that, but they weren't the ones arguing though, so... Do I think Kumio will blow the W-A-B-C gig? No. You know why? The saving grace is he doesn't drink that much anymore because he can't health-wise. I mean, he still does, but I think even when he does, he has to tamp it down. So like, that'll probably stop him

from his drunk Twitter rants that would get him fired. But WNBC is getting another 50K for the hour. WNBC is getting another 50k for the hour. They have projects in Rhode Island? Get a little bit of world nigga. You seem happier than you were when you were drinking and streaming at Dez's house. She must have caused you stress. Seemed like a new man. Yeah! Yeah, she's half white. caused you stress, seem like a new man. Yeah.

Yeah, she's half white. You didn't notice her blonde hair, blue eyes, white mama attacking me? Getting old really helps people sober up. Yeah, reeking cut. Her mom and dad live in one right over there. I've not seen one non-Spanish person at that one. Haven't seen it. All right, I need to grab another cigarette. I don't know if now you want to get crazy after you're like no.

I said no to you. Yeah, everyone's having their free time. Me too. She is sitting there naked on a bed smoking weed. Yeah, she woke up. Clang on from the grandmother? No, there's no rich people who live in Rhode Island. I mean, in rare areas like Newport or something, but not where I'm at. Did I get her some side tech?

I don't even know what the fuck that is. Oh, you think now he's pretending to be so... Yeah, he never gave a fuck about abortion or anything. Naked weed smoker, my kind of gal. Yep. Hell yeah. Rhode Island and New Jersey, two states where incest isn't illegal? Ever? Why?

It should be. He pretends to be disgusted by trends. Do you think they do any mention of Jimmy's fucking trends wife when he goes on the show to 13th? Eric Adams is now Black Maga. That nigga went on the fucking flagrant. I don't believe a word that motherfucker says. Wealthy is basically wealthy by the coastal areas providence has lots of shit areas I'm in Pataki lots of shit areas the problem is like even the nice areas since we're so small are kind of right next to all the shit areas. Yeah, he has a trans wife named Nikki.

Nikki, they have a YouTube channel. Hey, one of my biggest videos is Joe Rogan finding out Jim Norton's wife is transgendered. That CNN guy's grandfather has a house there that is a museum. Yeah, we got a bunch of, because it's weird, like where I used to live in Pawtucket, it was right in there, all the old school mansions that were like mansions in like the 1790s and shit and they still have pull-ups for horses and carriages

but they've all been bought out by like the government and they're all like sober houses and shit. New McCoy Stadium is gone as whites will never go near Pawtucket. They are taking down McCoy Stadium is gone as whites will never go near Pawtucket. They are taking down McCoy Stadium and they're combining Tolman and Shea and making one mega high school. See growing up I went to Tolman and then Shea was on the other side of Pawtucket and now they will be combined. Hold on a second. Oh, yeah, because you don't want to get seen naked. I was like why the fuck are you knocking on the wall?

She was knocking on the wall because she didn't want to be seen naked. Yeah. Why did they say 423 Locked? Why does this say that? What's up Zass? Grindelwald's Google it, they still live near. It's gonna be a mega high school full of gang bangers? Yeah it is. Now I wonder what they do with Toman and they

do with Shay. That's what I wonder, like what the fuck are they gonna do with those fools? But like I said, I went to Toman, Miss Puerto Rican went to Toman, all the cool people went to Toman. Although I'm Cape Verdean and most of the Cape Verdeans went to Shea. Only because all the Main Street people went to Shea. This is how big the rivalry was. We were the Toman Tigers and I think they were the Shay Lions. You respect her privacy? and bold.

It's gonna be full of blacks, reacons and biracial. Yeah. No Asians though. No Asians. A lot of Mexicans popping up though, I've noticed around here. A lot of Mexicans. You can tell Mexicans because they're very tiny. They're very diminutive.

They're so small. Seriously, like the dudes and the chicks, they come up to like your hip. You just see a Mexican standing there and you'd be like, ah, you're Mexican. The real ghetto starts in Connecticut. What about Don A? A reunion? Didn't they already do a Don A late night live stream reunion? There's once all Portuguese and French Canadian. You seeing a lot of Reacons around there?

Asians and whites score too high to be in that school? Of course they do. Nigga growing up like you watch like movies and shit and in the movies everyone's like what college are you going? Like nigga, that discussion I never heard in my high school If anyone was going to college afterwards, it was community college Like niggas never talked about SATs or I'm waiting to get into a school or anything like that. By the way, don't forget to donate. Hit the Streamlabs link in the description. Damn. But yeah, that shit never existed in my fucking high school. Kyle just get her blood pressure up, tell her no one on the internet wants to see her naked. It's real squatty in lower Mexico damn! They are a horse jockey type of people.

I just got some Puerto Rican pussy. Yeah, deal with it, nigga. Man, I'm drinking coffee. What's up, Mr. Evil? Fucking oppie. Opie had his biggest livestream. I think because in the thing he put a Spanish chick with big titties. Yeah! Then when you clicked on the video, he literally just walked into a store and she was standing behind the counter.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Drank some coffee, went down the wrong hole I think. But yeah, what's good, how's y'all niggas?

Sunday. Oh, it's y'all niggas? Sunday. Oh, it's tomorrow. Monday? What do I gotta do tomorrow? I really ain't got shit to do. Do I livestream Anthony's show later? I don't know. I've been having so much fucking problems with Streamlabs, I don't even know if it'll work, to be honest, which I'll try, but who the fuck knows? Fuck it, oh, my legs are killing me

from all the walking I had to do. In the god, yeah, I'm gonna try it. In the goddamn rain by the way you've been enjoying it yeah what is it next week he's gonna have Jimmy on it's gonna be the ant man in the worm you're still clean? Good nigga? Stay so fresh and so clean clean Ugh fucking Dummy Dez hit me up last night It's like cunt do I have to block you on everything? Stop hitting me up Eww

eww You wanted it so bad though Yeah, you don't need it They found a great way To not do it is just get pussy Well hell if you got the smoke weed smoke weed, you're pretty much good. The smoke weed and play Xbox. There you go. You seen me in the MLC chat the other day?

Yeah, they don't acknowledge me. They're too afraid. Getting clean is so hard. I'm gay, but I still see my neighbor naked. Yeah, you do. Well, she's an escort. Niggas save up your money and hire that bitch and make her do demeaning shit. Hire her and just have her clean your room.

Ooh, she's a hot Italian girl. Would you give her to Brian Callan? Would you just like, you're my girlfriend now, nigga? Look at how he's just taking pussy and shit. She has a pole. No, you still are? Well, that sucks. I'm gonna have to open this window. This fucking heat in here is annoying.

I'm at the Puerto Ricans house. Fucking... Two people got kicked out of our fucking house yesterday. I wasn't there, but apparently a guy was just sitting at the table drinking nips and looking for a hotel Like just like yeah, I'm leaving and another guy came back. Apparently he's tweaking in his room They tried to give him a random drug test and he refused it. So they kicked him out Watching girls pee is hot. No, it's not. Girls It's so bizarre and so weird. You liked it with all of her clothes on? There you go, nigga.

So the opster did his live stream today, walked around, was blocking everyone in his goddamn chat. I don't even get why he was doing that. I think they called him out for using his burner accounts. I think Emily runs that channel that like exposes all of his burner accounts. And then he admitted that he was stupid and that Kumio was right about how he just takes debate

from people who'd be like, Jimmy said you're retarded and he'll go off. He admitted and he did that. Are you getting your, no, she's not giving the laptop back. Me getting a laptop back is not happening, which means my next paycheck, I'm gonna have to spend every penny getting a new laptop. So he had a good looking chick I would assume she's still good looking. She was good enough for BAM. She's never even given a reason not to give it back.

It's just, I'd be like, give me one reason why you won't give me the laptop back. And it'll just be silent. So it's not going to happen. Block her and everything. Hope she dies. Hope she dies like her dummy friend Miranda did. First check that I've actually had. She apologized to you? Oh, well.

Good for you. My ex is too busy drinking and smoking cracker or something or shooting up again. Who knows? Who cares? Meat girls don't apologize. They die on every hill. Yeah. Oh, then she did it anyway. Well, that sucks, nigga. Yeah, so the fucking opester admitted that. But I like how he admitted that Sherade small just completely blew him off. Charade was only there for that paycheck. The second opi got fired. I don't think you ever seen him with charade small again after that. Sherrod was just there for the money, but when Opie said it, he said it all sad.

He was like, you know, Sherrod just blew me off. He'll drunk text me every once in a while saying, "'We should hang out.'" Khhhhh. Yeah, I'm like, he's drunk text you? What are you, his ex bitch or something? What the fuck is that about? Sup Andy Cruz.

But I was like, damn, you got blown off by fucking Sherrod Small. I mean, at least Vic in the Matt Cuban hung out with Opie after he got fired. Second Opie didn't end that at $750, Sherrod was gone. The $750-th show. Now opiate was never funny. But in the context of the opiate Anthony show, he didn't really need to be funny in the context of the show, but he's no longer doing the show and if he's going to be on YouTube, he's going to have to step his game up. What the fuck is going on in my throat? Sherrod at least made you laugh?

Sherrod was funny every once in a while. I mean he is fucking Chris Rock's cousin I mean it's not that to rub off. No I am NOT from New York I'm in Rhode Island. I'm in the island of road. By the way don't forget to donate the preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the description or the cash app if you donate $20 you become an instant moderator and have power. Yeah, I'm, New York and Rhode Island are not close. I think New York is like six hours away. That's not close at all. Oh.

If you would have said like Boston, that's close. But New York, no. Yes, Rhode Island is a small place. I keep trying to do my opium leash streams, but it keeps fucking pouring out. Figures that the times I gotta walk mad far to AA meetings and it's fucking pouring out. My phone's all getting wet, the connection is shitty. I don't even know what I'm gonna do. I gotta pay this phone bill by the fucking 11th oh April 21st needs to hurry up

Of course there's banging girls out here. Sherrod Small with the Patrice replacement for Opie. I ain't no fucking Dominican, I'm Cape Verdean. How many times do I gotta tell you this? Did this forehead look like the forehead of a Dominican? No. You're getting bored with her? Are you? Damn nigga.

Ooh I don't know if it's nice out or it's just so hot in this room. What the hell was that? I think I heard a Puerto Rican behind me. I hear Puerto Rican people. Yeah. I think I heard the Puerto Rican open a soda. Oh, we went to our mom and dad's house today. Her mom made some bomb Spanish food. I was grubbing on it.

You better have those meatballs ready. You know a movie I just watched? Fucking hoodlum, it reminded me of you. What happened to that guy in the wheelchair who doxed Dez and revealed you made less than a burger flipper? Guy in a wheelchair? Docs, Des, made less than a burger flipper. I don't remember any of this. You're with a chick in a wheelchair? Damn. Quad brother to guy who liked wrestling that was a nerd?

Quad father? I don't even remember them. Sorry, I don't remember that motherfucker. No, I'm not with her, but I want to go up and try to talk to her. Go up and talk to her and she rejects you. You're gonna have to do the drag on and push her to the top of the hill, then push her down the hill in the wheelchair what you're gonna have to do it was horrible and I'm funny chicks in wheelchairs are hot?

Yeah. On YouTube, look up the drag on skit. It's hilarious. Where they push this nigga to the top of the hill. It's not right. Now get up and walk. And then they go, handicap niggas get it too. There was an old video, Bronhouser, he was in,

oh, Tefft's pattern? Are you thinking of Tefft's pattern? Who has fetetal Alcohol Syndrome? I think you're thinking of Tefft Pattern. Yeah, I think you're thinking a teff pattern. I have fetal alcohol syndrome, but I'm not fetal. And I'm not drinking alcohol. I know, didn't test pattern just have like a regular job? It's an island of roads, Andy Cruz.

It's a road island. It's surrounded by roads. Look, I don't know what the fuck roger williams was thinking when he named it that hold on I don't know where though. I wonder bomb food. Yeah. My mom doesn't drink. My mom was naturally insane. She didn't need alcohol. My mom was just a crazy woman. Nope, my mom did not need alcohol. That was natural crazy.

Why am I like this? Why am I awesome? I don't know. Why are you not like this? Why is no one watching you? Learn to be awesome. One day you can be like me. Fucking Trauma Hour?

One day? Oh, you're retarded. Where's your dad? What? Oh, you're retarded. Where's your dad? Would you ever bring your parents on stream? Dad is dead. My mom, she's insane. Are you going to ask Opie tomorrow morning about paying Sherrod $750 per show?

Opie knows people will call him out on Sherrod talking about the video at the Comedy Cellar. That was the reason. Sure, I'll ask him that. I'm not in a basement. I'm in a spare room. Miggah. See? See, not a basement.

I was, someone asked him that and he just said I'm afraid to look about his portfolio portfolio I just looked you up because of memories from Red Bar. Kumia's getting, am I going to call in to Kumia? I can't live stream and call him to him at the same time. I can't do both at the same time. If I had a laptop, I could, but I'm being sabotaged, so I can't do both at the same time. If I had a laptop I could. But I'm being sabotaged so I can't. So...

I'll probably just stream. Does Redbar just get...sauced when he does his show? I think so. Now, Norton is next week. Next week is Jim Norton. It'll be the Ant-Man and the Worm. I am fucking exhausted by the way all the walking I've done oh thank God I don't get to do shit tomorrow can you ask Opie what he thinks about my unleashed? I've only gotten to do the unleashed for like 10 minutes now because it's always fucking raining when I walk. So I even properly got to do a proper unleashed.

He's exhausted. I'm not allowed to drink. Does the Rican have anger management issues? She's Puerto Rican, what do you think? Oh, Jimmy so catches. Jimmy's a catcher in the rye. I mean, let's keep it real. She is a Rican. Yeah, like I said, we had some Spanish food over her parents' house today. It was pretty dope. and I think pulled pork. Jesus J. Binks! I mean, I mean, why balding though? I've been sober since November 27th. Won't they wear fake hair?

That is a question I have. So like Bill Burr is in his 50s, right? And I think his wife is pretty much just as old as him. And they had kids, but like their kids are still young. Do you think they did some like in vitro thing? Do you think that's what happened? Cause Bill has also been with her for like ever now too, but do you think they did some in vitro fertilization thing? She has oversized gums? Oh yeah, CD side.

I mean, a little descriptive, but yeah. Was it still fucking raining out? I don't think so. You're happy I'm sober? You have a million questions, ask away. You're one year, eight months sober. That's good. Dude, I'll be in the AA meetings. There'll be people there who are like, I'm 48 years sober. You're like, damn.

You still go to meetings 48 years later? Alcohol. Yeah, I used to watch the walkovers all the time. Oh my god, I fucked up Puerto Rico and now I'm exhausted. What happened? Now I'm tired. I wasn't tired earlier because I was horny. I never went to AA but I feel like I want to just to support others I don't

have any temptations anymore well you didn't need it I mean like to be honest with you you know what now I'm not gonna say I don't need it because if I wasn't forced to go to it I probably would have drank when I got out but I don't really need the meetings though you think being an opening Anthony fan ruined your brain or was I already already fucked I was already fucked cheers who the man who the man who the man who the man yes it was only alcohol. What the fuck?

I keep drinking coffee and it keeps going down the wrong hole. You were a problem drinker, not an alcoholic. I was an alcoholic. I drink every single day. The way I justified it though is I wouldn't drink during the day. I would only drink at night, but I was doing it every day. You tried to super chat me 50 bucks three times, it's impossible to get...what, super chat? Well, the preferred way is Streamlabsabs that way I actually get the money or cash

app the link is in the description. Try that Mark Lista. The preferred way is Streamlabs or cash app link in the description. Going to have gourd with all that coffee and donuts. What's gourd? Did you mean gout? Oh, the stream, hit the cash app thing if you can. If you can't get the Streamlabs. The Streamlabs thing, I know it's a bitch to do it through. Because you got to hit the Streamlabs thing, then I think scroll down and hit pay with debit or credit card. I know it's a bitch to do.

But it'd mean a lot if you can get me that thing because then I could pay my phone bill if you did it through that way. Cash App is in the description. Just go to Cash App and the little dollar sign and Kyle's Fundels, my name. Oh, I get drug tested three times a week. Monday, Wednesday, Saturday. Drug test is at 830, so you're going to get your ass back there at 830. A fucking homeboy said something weird to me yesterday, because I walked to the meeting, back at like 8 40 did the

drug test and so you got to stand in line for the drug test they give you the cup the line you go into the bathroom guy watches you pee you bring your cup out do right there they pull the tab they do the thing and they make you sign papers and the guy says to me if you go back out again don't come back two minutes before 10 and I was like nigga the curfews I didn't say this I was just like yeah whatever but I'm thinking the curfews 10 what the fuck I think nigga they hating over there cuz they all live in a sober house and fucking I got some chick right next door and like I'm never there, so I think they're pissed about that, but it's like

What the fuck was that? And I told my roommate and he was like dude out He was like don't worry that guy's just power tripping Because even the dudes who are like in charge there, they still live at the sober house They're like right out of jail too. It just goes by who's been there the longest. Gets to be put in like positions of power there. So like the main guy there, my roommate was telling me was like he just got out of jail for fucking fraud.

Like he defrauded fucking a bunch of senior citizens out of their money and shit. But like that was weird that he said to me, don't come back like two minutes before, like nigga, the curfew's 10. I can be back two seconds before 10. Like, I didn't feel like fucking arguing though. Does her coca smell like, what's that say? Bacalock. The fact that you know the word.

They love their dinner mashed. What were your recollection of getting red bar kicked from YouTube and then your stepmom kicking you. That night, I remember I was stream sniping Redbar. He told his entire audience to report my stream and then he got shut down. I didn't tell anyone to report shit. It was just hilarious to me though.

Yeah, I know what the word means. She says I make it ache all the time. Yeah! I make her a Coca-Cola ache. Fucking Spanish people. But yeah, so he said that I do drug tests three times a week. Like I said, they kicked out two guys yesterday. One of the guys, he came back and apparently they said he was tweaking in his room. So they gave him a random drug test and he refused it. So they kicked him out. Do I get asked about Redbar a lot? No.

You know, I was involved in a federal lawsuit against Brendan Chabert, I got asked about that. No, they don't make us pay for the drug test. I have to alternate to her gulo now? Not to her gulo now? Not to her gulag! I haven't even gotten to jump into her dance yet. I got that bitch blocked and everything now so. Well yes, Brendan Schaub is gay, we know that.

Three times a week, a hundred bucks a test, some states make you pay. They don't here. Although it might be a thing, it might be covered by, because I'm on a grant and everyone else there is on a grant, so it might be covered by a grant. And once your grant is gone and you just stay there, you might have to pay for it I don't know because I think when the grant is gone you can still technically stay there but then I think it costs like 200 bucks a week to stay there and then I think they might make it pay I don't know Oh no, no.

By the way, last chance to donate. Don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link or the Cash App link in the description. If you donate 20 bucks, you become an instant moderator. Trying to get 50 bucks so I can pay this phone bill though. And continue making content is this the addict channel now Norton's on next week of course Brian Callan almost joined Scientology.

That nigga would have did anything to help further his career in Hollywood. How about this, that new bitch Hulk Hogan's with, that bitch might get me to fucking join Scientology. I'd be like, you know Tom Cruise so fucked her. Kyle I'm setting up cash out now. I'll send you 50 within the next hour. Thank you Mark Lista. Yeah just take down my cash app info, it's in the description. But if Mark sends me that, I'll get my phone bill paid and then we're good.

Make do not hit the back door. There's no problem Russell. Like I said I get paid by YouTube on April 21st. It's only going to be a little over two grand but it's my first full month out of jail so. That's not bad for your first full month out of jail working a little over two grand. But so far for for next month, my estimated revenue has already passed that. Hey, when you actually don't drink

and just make videos all day, you kind of make a... Yeah, I got so fucked up there for so long. And not just into drinking, but I had the kids all day and fucking... Then I was playing Xbox all day, like just ignoring my YouTube channel. When you just sit around all day and fucking... Then I was playing Xbox all day, like, just ignoring my YouTube channel when you just sit around all day and make videos.

You're like, oh yeah, I forgot. I used to make a lot of fucking money doing this. That fact escaped me for so long. Like, especially because I got taken out by the lawsuit. So. Some states charge you for your time in jail. Kyle, it was funny, but your ass would be slurring so bad every single livestream and then nobody could understand a word you were saying. Well yeah, but if you notice I had stopped livestreaming even because I was told not to because I would blurt shit

out about the lawsuits. Yeah, I like stopped doing content because I was so fucked up. But yeah, when you actually, I forgot, you know, before I got sued, I was making, averaging around $5,000 a month. There were some months more than that, some months less than that, but plus I was growing, but then I got sued. Then I got my mom's name. Are the jails in Rhode Island nice? No. The only thing we got going for us in Rhode Island jails is the good time.

Begging for donation money just so you could buy alcohol. Is that what I was doing? Probably. Can I sue who for damages? Him? I don't know, I just want it over. Who for damages him? I don't know. I just want it over Spanish rice and pulled pork Hey, yes, and I just got it, Mark Galista.

And now Mark Galista has power. Bow to Mark Galista. If he decides to ban you, that's up to him. He now has power over you. Did I tell them I was prior service Navy? Did I tell who? Who would I tell this? Fucking, I don't know, who would I tell I was prior to being there... in the Navy. But yes I have new paddles. Music Thanks for watching guys!