The Yewneek Pod - Howie Mandel trashing Brendan Schaub to his face. Mark Harley (BGL) leaks Brendan Schaub audio! Joe Rogan bans Alex Jones!!!!

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

Howies sneaky good podcast! He interviews bapa and smash him relentlessly. Redbar and BGL releases audio from a voicemail bapa left for him after alex jones crowbarred himself into and after fight com...panion dinner  

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Starting point is 00:03:51 I've said for a year now, Harvey Mandel's podcast has been an amazingly good podcast. And now Harvey Mandel elevated himself to the new CEO this quickly. Of course he did. I caught on to Harry Mandel quick. I love Harry Mandel. Now, I haven't seen these clips, but we have to watch them
Starting point is 00:04:26 hell I just shot the video today but we're gonna watch them yeah how we been down said nigga Jesus I'm so sad nigga! Jesus! What am I on? Nothing. I'm on nothing! you're looking at 1986
Starting point is 00:05:12 no his podcast no bullshit Harvey Mandel's podcast and I've said this and even without like the shit we're into just as a podcast it's been amazing
Starting point is 00:05:29 I was shocked by how good his podcast is his interviewing skills his talking skills he got his fucking daughter right there next to him too she's only like two years younger than him but they're calling people out but he doesn't do it talking to people with skills. He's got his fucking daughter right there next to him too.
Starting point is 00:05:47 She's only like two years younger than him, but they're calling people out. But he doesn't do it. He does it in a way. That's why I love him, but I'm checking these clips out for the first time, so I have to see this too. Call him out about pissing in the sink.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Weird. What? They said that you said this out loud. Does he piss in the sink here? I've never seen it once. Weird. What? They said that you said this out loud. Does he piss in the sink here? Don't get it. I've never seen it once. Okay. So that was all that he pisses in the sink.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Brendan talked about he pissed in the sink. I had to pee in the sink one time. It was a state of emergency. I'll be honest. I literally dropped the video today where your producer said you do it all the time. Don't go to the bathroom there because you piss in the sink. Weird.
Starting point is 00:06:28 What? They said that you said this out loud. Does he piss in the sink here? I've done it maybe once. There are other clips too. Okay, but... So that was the whole thing. He pisses in the sink.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Brendan talked about he pissed in the sink. I had to pee in the sink one time. It was a state of emergency. I'll be honest. I've done seen it once. Oh, really, dude? Who often did Brenda piss in the sink?
Starting point is 00:06:52 Alright, so we're going to watch the full thing, though, in context right now. But the fact that Howie Mandel called him out is so hilarious to me. You need to get more fish in that. It's so hilarious to me. need to get more fish in that it's so hilarious to me it took a
Starting point is 00:07:08 Howie Mandel and that's the great thing about Howie Mandel you don't expect it coming from Howie Mandel you like Howie Mandel is like a Trojan horse. Over. I'd like them to feel each fish to feel special.
Starting point is 00:07:37 You want to get more fish in that tank. No. I don't want to over. I'd like them to feel each fish to feel special. You want to have some room? You have a crowded tank? I won't say crowded. I have three tanks. each fish to feel special. You want them to have some room? Do you have a crowded tank? I won't say crowded. I have three tanks.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Ooh, look at you. Wonderful. I know. Hey, some flex there, right? No, no. How do you get this entire studio into a tank? What do you have in the tanks? Oh, do you want to go down this road, dude? Two arowanas, two flower ones.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Can you make up a fish and have people still think that's a – what's an arowana? Arowana is a fish that's in South America. It's like a piranha, but it eats air. I love that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that. No, they actually call them monkey fish because they'll jump out of the water and grab like mice or squirrels and trees. You just got those as pets? Yeah. Does he not know how he's called squirrels?
Starting point is 00:08:24 Where are there fish in waters near trees with squirrels? Like, I've never in a lake. Oh, you've never seen an Amazon squirrel, Howie? Oh, my God. Chin, look that up. Amazon squirrel? No, Chin, bring this up. From his home base in Calabasas.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Well, no, I've got to dangle. I've never seen an Amazon squirrel. Oh, bro. I've got to dangle the mask. I've got to dangle the mask. I know, it's like. I got to dangle the mask. No, bring up, uh, arowana leaping out of the water. You entered a weird place,
Starting point is 00:08:52 which I've never seen done, and I don't know where it goes. Um, I'm going to look at another clip, too. Howie Mandel's shit list. Hold on. Cool. Which one's the one? I can't wait to pick up wait this one yeah this is the clip for here sorry cool I can't wait to piss smell the and smell the tropical storm go right through me. Wait, are you really waiting to go home too? Oh, that's fucking good.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Yeah, I'm not going. I wash my hands after I piss and he pisses in the sink. Yeah, yeah, dude. I'm not going to piss, you know? He pissed in the sink. Yeah. Nobody, not one person. Is that a true story?
Starting point is 00:09:39 Whoa. Straight up calling him out. You piss in the sink. That's cool. I can't wait to piss at home and smell the tropical storm go right through me. Wait, are you really waiting to go home?
Starting point is 00:09:59 Oh, that's fucking good. Yeah, I'm not going there. I wash my hands after I piss and he pisses in the sink. Yeah, yeah, dude. I'm out of my place, you know he pisses in the sink. Yeah, I do. I'm not in the place, you know? He pissed in the sink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Nobody, not one person that follows me said... True story. Well, I don't know. That's your follower said that. Oh, no, I pissed in the sink. Yeah, it's on record. So not one person said, you had that nice ad and pictures of us and everything went there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:21 A lot of people retweeting and doing that. Yeah, excited. And people, not one person doing that. Excited. And people, not one person mentioned the fight to me. Everybody said, oh, don't use the fucking sink. That's the sink pisser, yeah. Not one person mentioned the fight.
Starting point is 00:10:32 It's all about the fight. It's social media. Yeah. How many followers do you have on Instagram? And this is why. I told you niggas. How are you in there I are
Starting point is 00:10:54 whenever the reveal in this daughter shit um yeah you piss in your sink. And how do you even do that? That's cool. I can't wait to re-add to Star TV. There is a like-a-bid in how I'm in now. He's talking about the video I did today. Yeah, he pisses in his sink.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Wow. really? Now you're pissing your sinks? Do you, stupid? Dude, we've all pissed in the sink. Like I said during my video, I didn't know it was an everyday thing now. It's a thing with him, which is odd and bizarre. We got a new clip, though. They're over this clip a lot.
Starting point is 00:12:06 I don't know the Fight companion clips right now but I think what's great about the show is that like in the second season we really got things so yeah and the show you know we just finished the third season looking to get a fourth season the rocks global yeah these because you just are watching TV, but they're not. So just finding views is what you get. And then obviously you hope that people want to go, hey, the story continues. I'm listening.
Starting point is 00:12:33 To re-add to... But the fact that Howie called him out while pissing in the sink. Jesus. And Howie has an ultimate plan let me assure you that love you guys tickets with UK tours on sale pre-sale for June I'm in Glasgow I mean I told you niggas you saw is crazy when I came on here When was it I think exactly a year ago And I said
Starting point is 00:13:09 Howie Mandel Is doing a sneaky amazing podcast Even before the shit we talked about Even before The Neil shit talking about Kevin Brennan he's talking to other people he goes there
Starting point is 00:13:31 he does it that way though but obviously if Harvey Mandel knows Shaw pisses in the sink he either follows that subreddit or me, most likely me
Starting point is 00:13:49 let's keep it real I'm really the only relevant, I'm the one being sued I'm the only somebody probably me and I dropped that video, let me find out piss in the sink sorry reddit people known follows you
Starting point is 00:14:16 right yeah hi man down talk to our pissing in the sink whoa the sink or there's a neck video on the play here Don't go to the bathroom there Because you piss in the sink What? They said that you said this Out loud I've never seen it once Okay but
Starting point is 00:15:02 Let me watch this. I dropped the video here. Your producer, Nick, was like, he does it all the time! I was like, I wasn't once, faggot. I was like, Mark Harley said it was once. I'm like, exaggerated.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Then Bruce and Nick were like, yeah, he does it all the time. Fuck yeah. You were bragging about it, retard. And once your nigga who's your fucking producer was like, yeah, and you're a real man. Only if you do that. You're a real man if you piss in the sink every fucking 10 seconds. That's what your Nick producer said. You're a Cheddar Bob looking ass nigga.
Starting point is 00:15:52 That nigga look, that is Cheddar Bob. I seen that Red Bar exposed that nigga Nick talking about me. What was it, two years ago? Like the hate Kyle and shit? I'm like, yeah, this is making me a man. You piss in the sink all the time. And I'm gonna deal with it.
Starting point is 00:16:12 And fuck yeah. After Brendan fucking pisses in the sink, we drink a Bud Light and go, yeah, and we high five each other. Like we're jocks at a beach party or something in a movie. The way that faggot presented it love you guys tickets we may get more fish in that tank oh did they complain
Starting point is 00:16:59 about it they complained about on they complained about it there's no leaked footage on the final kids are and then complaining about it or they hold on I mean that was the whole thing nobody's talking about the fight everybody was saying how are you gonna go there he pisses in the sink Wait, are you really going home? Oh, that's fucking good. Yeah, I'm not going home. There's a new clip. What's this one like?
Starting point is 00:17:37 I'm watching all these new views. No. No. It's cool. I can't wait to piss at home and smell the tropical storm go right through me. It's a Masami. Wait, are you really waiting at home, too? Oh, that's fucking good.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Yeah, I'm not going there. I wash my hands after I piss, and he pisses in the sink. Yeah, yeah, dude. I know. I don't know what to say. He pissed in the sink. Yeah. Nobody, not one person that follows me said said true story well i don't know that's your follower said oh no i pissed in the sink that's on record so not one person said you had that nice ad and pictures of us and everything went there and a lot of people
Starting point is 00:18:19 retweeting and doing that excited and and people not one person mentioned the fight to me everybody said oh don't use the fucking sink pisser not one person mentioned the fight to me. Everybody said, oh, don't use the fucking sink. That's the sink pisser, yeah. Not one person mentioned the fight. It's all about the fight. What?
Starting point is 00:18:30 Social media. Yeah. How many followers do you have on Instagram? Wow. Wow. Wow. We're crashing Burns for a job. wow what a crashing burn
Starting point is 00:18:45 for a shop pick up the Javi I told you welcome Javi Mandela's podcast Javi Mandela's been doing sneaky great content
Starting point is 00:19:02 you didn't want to listen to me Javi Mandela you nigg. You didn't want to listen to me. I don't need to take this. You know, listen. I do everything first. I said, Howie Mandel was amazing over a year ago. You didn't want to listen to me.
Starting point is 00:19:23 I bet you that fucking dumb the fucking kid subreddit they're all like Harvindel yeah I look like Harvindel a year ago and I'm like Harvindel is running some great shit and I think you're fucked then cuz that's probably what I do But whatever, yeah. I'm just enjoying it now. I'm just enjoying it. I love it. It's cool. I can't wait to piss at home and smell the tropical storm go right through me.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Wait, are you really waiting at home? Oh, that's fucking good. Yeah, I'm not going there. I wash my hands after I piss and he pisses in the sink. Yeah, dude. I'm not going to piss at home. He pissed in the sink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Nobody, not one person that follows me said... Is that a true story? True story? Well, I don't know. That, not one person that follows me said... True story. Well, I don't know. That's your follower said that. Oh, no, I pissed in the sink. That's on record. So not one person said, you had that nice ad
Starting point is 00:20:32 and pictures of us and everything went there and a lot of people retweeting and doing that. Yeah, excited. And people, not one person mentioned the fight to me.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Everybody said, oh, don't you... No. The Archie position. The homeboy. Nick. to me. Everybody said, you piss all the time. And the person says, fuck yeah. It is a boss. You piss all the time. So, Burnshob, do not pretend you've pissed in the sink one time and you're joking from the heart of your mouth.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Oh, you donle, eo. Koulen ee mik, eo a time. Ech e chud, fak ye. Dat o'r mik da... That makes sense to me. It's interesting to think. No, Bernard Shaw is not allowed to say, I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Your producer said, I'm not even bragging about it. And it should be done and we should all be joining any of you to do it you fucking faggot weirdo according to your producer Nick so
Starting point is 00:22:14 by the way Nick and when they put it out of the footage they said you are about to be but nigga you said it was a fact as they could do what you are about to be. Nigga, you tell me this fact. It's just what's happening.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Hell, if I hired Brendan Shaw for a job and as a producer he's going to pee my thing. I should have accepted it because he's a million man. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen, right? Whoa. Now, the only question, will Nick go hotter than Mark Harley?
Starting point is 00:23:12 Oh, Nick fucked him over, so Nick is a cheddar bob, and then I think it'm so fired I don't think I might be able to I doubt it now and he's a dummy too I don't know if that nigga knows he fucked himself cause they can like confirm to you like yeah he pisses in the sink
Starting point is 00:23:42 every day we gonna look at it we owned it it's a cool thing to do They can only confirm to you, like, yeah, he pisses in the sink every day. We all look at it. We own it. It's a cool thing to do. You're out of a job. Who would say that as a person? You know, my boss comes to work and pees in the sink, and we should all love it. What kind of cheddar bob looking asser ass nigga like that nigga would
Starting point is 00:24:05 Jesus Although I think that nigga Is so shockingly stupid He probably won't get a job Ultimately I should go on this podcast I would love to go on this podcast I would love to go on this podcast Holly Mandel
Starting point is 00:24:31 this is a great podcast I would love to go on this podcast was there anything else really from this just a re-add to start the WWF I'm going to have to bounce in a few
Starting point is 00:25:11 yeah like I said I don't know I told you I didn't do this a year ago I'm saying clip better clip than comment I told you you didn't do this a year ago. I was saying Clint. I don't think I've done it. I'm kind of tired of this. Dude, I haven't even talked to my dad this long.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Yeah. I would imagine if you've been watching the whole time, you're an idiot. Chloe hates being there. I'm trying to figure out how he did this to begin with. I think he did it just to shit I'm running
Starting point is 00:26:15 oh yeah what's this that was like a crazy knockout then he just came up I think I'll walk yeah that's cable plant yeah what are people saying online chin about like I didn't Chin, about like... I didn't look. Comments about like who people think is going to win. So that's Jorqo Dino versus... The internet hates Jake Paul. You know, so I'm sure the...
Starting point is 00:26:35 Harry Mandel did that shit. Amazingly. Like I said. Harvey Mandel did that shit amazingly like I said have my agent contact him hmm desert boss or nothing I had to watch this Hami Mandel shit, the true shit. We need to break down this entire thing. This is the only reason why I'm alive right now.
Starting point is 00:27:22 This is it yeah so the diss you did to Sean by the way putting him in front of a good background as his background for the entire podcast is hilarious to me over a year ago even before is hilarious to me. Over a year ago,
Starting point is 00:27:48 even before he exposed he got Neil to respond to Kevin Brennan, and Kevin Brennan is such a pussy. He didn't spot of that video and in front of Chad to mock you saw them running and there's closing get me on the show I'm your loser fucking faggot, racist piece of shit. I ain't racist and shit, but you're a loser, faggot, too.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Kevin Brennan fears me. It's kind of hard. But, right? No, that's fair, especially as far as the comedy scene goes, because I was competing in the UFC at the time, and I moved from Denver to L.A. You know, most of my crew is from the Colorado area. That's why I like them.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I knew it. You didn't even say hi to them. Yes, I did. Did you? Oh, yeah. Kyle and Seth and everybody, and Jenny, they're all Colorado people. Like Aurora, Colorado, or like Rich Kid, Colorado?
Starting point is 00:29:04 What are we talking about here? Oh, and Jeremy, are you also from Colorado? I didn't know you were from. I knew you knew them. And Jeremy. Why are you doing this live stream of Harvey Mandel and Brendan Schaub? There is a fucking
Starting point is 00:29:17 NASA team that is tracking the space shuttle. Why are there this many people tracking the space shuttle? Why are there this many people in the control room? That's odd. That's even more odd to me than the British Air Force.
Starting point is 00:29:40 There are chairs over the computer. There's nothing. Yeah. You get this fucking thing on the thing. This rover on Mars. You know that? How do you...
Starting point is 00:29:59 On shuttle? What else? Now, there is money. It's not a high level. But if there's network money behind a high level, then it's a high level on this target? I mean... How long is our deal of what the fuck I want to do? How long... Hañiñ hon eo, mañ eo, eo hon eo. I don't know how you can stop. I don't know how you can stop.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I don't know how you can stop. I don't know how you can stop. I don't know how you can stop. I don't know how you can stop. I don't know how you can stop. I don't know. Are you? Yeah. Our editor and director.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Arvada and Littleton. Okay. Okay. It's nice over there. You're not selling that. You're going okay. I used to live there. I know, but you moved out because you didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:31:44 You said you didn't like the people of Littleton. No. I didn't. there. I know, but you moved out because you didn't like it. You said you didn't like the people of living there. No, I didn't. Yeah, I'm from Aurora. It's a little different part, you know, but it's nice. It's a tougher area now, you know. You come from a tough area? Predominantly black area. Growing up, all my friends were black and that's why I was... You're a rich kid. I always want to be a comedian as a kid and my mom would have me watch Saturday Night Live so I love stand up and Robin Williams and Jim Carrey and I'm sailing with my heroes but in my neighborhood see how yeah you know you know this little monsters grew up one of my favorite movies of all time okay Bobby's World.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Thank you. Huge fan, huge fan. Which we could redo, we could reboot Little Monsters. Really? That'd be fun. That'd be cool. I don't know. I don't know if I want to live under a bed anymore.
Starting point is 00:32:36 That wasn't, but I was just... What? Just saying that we've been jumping all over the place. No, don't apologize. It's me. I have ADHD. Nice pants. I did the fighter and the kid. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:57 And you were wearing knit pants. Yes. Like sweater pants. I take some fashion risks. My first day of first grade, I wore cowboy boots, a bolo tie, and a silk shirt. I don't know how to talk about this. I don't know how to talk about this. What hat?
Starting point is 00:33:14 And no pants. And no pants? That's a risk. Huge risk. Went over well. Went over well in first grade. Now, dressing like that in a predominantly black school, you're going to get bullied.
Starting point is 00:33:25 But I do it for the fact. I've never been around a black school. There's never a dominant black school in Colorado. I risked it, so I'm going to struggle. I don't know. I don't know. I don go I think I said yeah one time here corporate danger fashion fashion is paint I've always been did you get bullied as a kid yeah i did yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:34:06 is that why you got into fighting not at all uh i got bullied but um growing up where i did in that predominantly black neighborhood the way to stick out was sports so it was a blessing that occurs it was a blessing where i was kind of the cool kid because i was really good at sports but i want to do sorry you were the cool kid but got bullied he's still arguing with the cool kid give me the cool gang at bullying when you got bullying you're the cool kid and in this war i don't think i'm gonna stand up i want to be the silly kid but that wasn't my path at the time. It was sports, so that's how I- What was your first sport?
Starting point is 00:34:47 Football. I was so serious about football- Were you a big kid? No, small kid. I was so serious about football in elementary school because when you have recess, the grass is always wet and I kept slipping, so I wore my cleats to school. You had cleats in middle school? I'm sorry. You had cleats in middle school?
Starting point is 00:35:19 You're rich. I'd walk around. They'd make fun of me in the halls. I'd be like, all right, see what happens at recess. You wore cleats all day long so you wouldn't slip on the lawn. Yep, just to, you know, show off during recess to get the job done. You show your cleats because your dad's a millionaire. Everybody's a millionaire.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Kids, what is this nigga talking about? He's a fucking rich kid doing all the rich kid shit and have nothing to the world about it. Hmm. So, before I get into that, first of all, um,
Starting point is 00:36:01 I know Chad Zumach and Bob Levy. What happened with this podcast that he did with that Alice Hamilton chick? Was she a Chloe DeLeon chick? They're on a live stream. Kevin Brennan never posted it. Head up Chad.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Chad said Bob Levy deals with it. Head up Bob Levy and Bob Levy said I don't know. So, um, for some reason, Cameron Brennan is not releasing it. His biggest podcast ever, he's not releasing. Odd, weird, gay,
Starting point is 00:36:38 I don't know why. For him, the biggest. I don't know. So, if you saw that live stream with Cameron Brennan and Alice Hilton, you saw the things she said. No one in real life has time to watch a Cameron Brennan
Starting point is 00:36:56 live stream. I'm sorry. Patreon, post a fucking video. He won't. I don't know why he won't post it. Bizarre, odd, and weird. What am I supposed to say? Mark Howley posted a thing for Brendan Schaub.
Starting point is 00:37:17 What, a stupid haters will say show? Jose show. Do you feel it best we are separate ways? You own the podcast. You do so you can continue to do it. Just not like Casey. So, Mark Harley's like, I own that podcast,
Starting point is 00:37:44 he'll say, so. Oh, wait, they own it now. How'd you hack into his phone? Um, well, you know the password to that specific thing when it was making yours? Um, honestly, Mark Hawley your youth has been used you said you were going to come on here and they were dead
Starting point is 00:38:10 so I don't care and uh just do your workout videos dude and you're done we would have made real news if I interviewed you because I wouldn't know the exact question to ask but you said yes and never responded again so
Starting point is 00:38:32 go fuck yourself and I don't care and nothing new you're going to think there for a week there and I never really panned out for you truly but yeah it's actually you whatever Remember phonics monkey? Ehhhhh, give me a bit more! I use phonics monkey! Oh, it's your Friday! I was out all day today.
Starting point is 00:39:22 I haven't streamed in a long couple of days. I don't know. I was out all day today now you know you know anything I mean this hellhole this miserable cunt but yeah don't get mad Red Bar did a show last night a scars club only
Starting point is 00:39:57 and of course I'm gonna play his paid well content shitting on Ryan Helen what I'm gonna said about Brian you know I'm gonna check it out now can't stand to see me walk out that door Wow and then joe was like cheering up he's like that's really amazing how many 70s sweaters can this nigga red bar wear better than the original wow so now you get it that was her favorite thing about him and we are so excited i gotta put it in shit quality so it plays properly.
Starting point is 00:40:45 My bad. Do it as your full screen. Just do it as your full screen. We're 80. Edited. The dose said to do. We're still here. We're still here.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Yeah, we're still here. Great. Okay. Yeah. So that's Chris Ryan. I'm just reconnecting a few still here. Yeah, we're still here. Great. Okay. Yeah, so that's Chris Ryan. I'm just reconnecting a few things here. I'm a connection man. And we're going to show you he was with... Brian Callen.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Brian Callen. A man's man, man. I'm a very tall man. Oh, yeah, and he used to be on Rogan all the time, and then Brett Weinstein came on and was like, Chris Ryan's book is bullshit, actually, and then he just never had him back since then, basically, right? So Chris Ryan, I mean, he really is like a sex cultist type of guy.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Red bar smoking one of those pre-roll things you get in a tube at the dispensary. I kind of like those. I'm going to order those again. Even jokes about it. Again, you're going to see this guy in the paper. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:41:51 BrianCallen.com for all my stand-up dates. I'll be in Canada going to Edmonton. By the time you see this it'll probably be done. All the shows are almost sold out.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Nashville, Zany's March 2 to 4. And then I'm in New York, New York, March. You've got 285 Patreons. I just need you to know that. 285. Paying one a piece. You're taking that money.
Starting point is 00:42:18 How are you making money? Where's the money coming from? These goofy little shows that you do? No. I just don't know how you're sporting two families. I must know. I must find out. money coming from? These goofy little shows that you do? No. I just don't know how you're sporting two families. I must know. I must find out. Did Rogan give you that Rogan loan? I think
Starting point is 00:42:31 Rogan did. Rogan gave you it. He heard you were canceled. He goes, listen, you shouldn't come on my show right now. I feel horrible about it. I would hang out with a rapist. No questions asked, of course. But that's just going to make a huge or Brian could have gone,
Starting point is 00:42:47 Listen, I don't want to drag you into this, my brother, my friend of 20 years. I will not drag you into this for one low payment of one mil. Joe, I'm not asking for much. One million dollars and I go
Starting point is 00:43:04 away. I don't drag you into this we can make this easy my brother and then he gives him the one mil and then Brian's pretending everything's fine I'll pay you back I'm opening up a Patreon Joe his patrons at 285
Starting point is 00:43:20 you can skip ahead that faggot Sam Tripoli complained about me playing his shit and I got them the most shit ever. I stopped playing it like, what, two months ago?
Starting point is 00:43:37 They magically started a YouTube channel to play their own shit. They get no views or anything. Now Sam Tripoli wishes I would play his shit. Leave them bounce and say, well, you're going to watch Arrested signing up for them. Don't sign up for them. Yeah, that conspiracy
Starting point is 00:43:54 social club shit went whack. To 115. Get past all of his ads and stuff. Yep, tons of ads here. Gotta make them. Hell. I never re-upped.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Can't blame. Don't subscribe to it. It's gay. Money. Don't you guys wonder how I'm able to survive? I must be making nothing. Huh? No ads, baby. Not six. No stand No ads, baby. Not six.
Starting point is 00:44:26 No stand-up dates either. Not 12. Here's Chris Ryan, everybody. Now. Looking bad. We notice him. Yeah, looking bad. Although some would say, some women would say this is a cool look.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Now, he does have the, he does have this kind of goatee still. Which I have this goatee, of course, for Contalingus. He's one of those guys. Actually, the soul patch excites the pleasure centers of the Contalingus orgies that I do. He uses words like that. Like very old-fashioned, like very out-of-date sex guru stuff. And here's the thing about Chris Ryan.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Chris Ryan's pretty big. And let's see if we can catch this here. Can you tell here? What is he babbling about? Ryan Cameron, Chris, who I already am. I'm noticing an enlargement.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Or no, I'm noticing Brian's microphone looks small. Well, let's just play it and we'll see what happens. Hey, Dr. Fer. Author of Civilized Death. Author of Sex at Dawn. I love talking to you and I haven't seen you in a long time, my friend. You're wearing your hiking boots.
Starting point is 00:45:37 You've got your orange pants on. These are my guru. I don't know if these are visible. Yeah. You're ready. Yeah, these are my guru sex cult leader pants. That's right. Once we get the cult going.
Starting point is 00:45:50 So the sex cult leader pants. And he's joking because everyone accuses him of being a sex cult. But you know who's not joking about a sex cult? Oh, really, dude? Chris D'Elia. Chris D'Elia's main accusation is that he was starting a sex cult. So much so that, remember, Chris's brand was called Super Cult. He's changed that to Super Good.
Starting point is 00:46:12 That's not a joke. He had Super Cult merch. Everything was Super Cult. And then women came out and said he actually was trying to start a cult. Legit. We swear to you please and then he changed it from super cult to super good but sex cult and brian callen's chris d'elia's best friend as we learned that so let's watch brian's face as he says sex cult chris ryan doesn't know that chris d'elia had a sex cult and that is best friends with brian callen so let's see my guru i don't know if these are visible yeah uh you're ready yeah these are my uh guru sex cult
Starting point is 00:46:52 leader pants that's right once we get the the cult going all the men will have you still working on the cult god it's a lifelong project you know what have What have you been... Who else do you know with a sex goal? Anybody? Something very recent, something very big. Okay. Okay. Well, let's see what happens next. Recruitment.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Yeah, recruitment. It's a bitch. A lot of people have tried. Yeah. Usually you get in trouble with it at the end of the day. I figure I want to get in trouble. How can you even say that when Chris D'Elia is literally like on trial for being a sex cult guy? By the public.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Trial of our peers. Okay. So that's got to make Brian a little bit nervous. And how do you keep saying it? You know how he keeps saying it? Because he's a dang actor. And he could lie through his teeth he's an actor and when an actor you know like when we are lying through our teeth
Starting point is 00:47:52 this is what a non-actor looks like when they're lying though is it getting hot in here just me but this is what an actor looks like when they're lying. Smooth sailing, they could control the eyes. They could come up with a line. They could control the face because they control faces. That's what they do. So you can never trust an actor to tell you the truth.
Starting point is 00:48:16 It's just too easy for them to lie and you won't be able to spot it. So you can't just be like, oh, he looks comfortable. You're just a great actor if you can't just be like, oh, he looks comfortable. He's an actor. He's paid to look that way. Recruitment. Yeah, recruitment.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Recruitment. What are you, Jules? You've all seen her nudes. In every stage is. Jules, you've all seen her nudes, in every stages, technically underage shit but I don't even know what you're talking about. We saw her underage shit. Jules is not hot and she's not warm. Bryn Mawr is a loser and Jules is not hot. And you took a year off you faggot. Then ripped off a little to no audience.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And you took the year off. You retarded faggot. and he he's a rich kid red bar is a rich kid red bar opened up his bar at 20 there he got in a bar by his parents and by the way red bar is not a Jew Lebanese and they're the Muslim side
Starting point is 00:49:54 there's money there but I'm the juice I did the Lebanese side. Can't have all that oxford, nigga. But, we got that system. I watched that Chris Rock special. Oh, he ethered Will Smith on that shit. The whole special was pretty good, too. He went down very familiar things,
Starting point is 00:50:22 but had a different perspective and kind of funny jokes on it, which I dug too. Like, he talked about a subject. Oh, he's going to give his opinion on this subject and make it funny, but he took a different road with it. I kind of dug his new special.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Overall, not just a Will Smith thing. But he did ether Will Smith. That was funny as fuck who do you think the goat is but yeah just a Sunday Chilling with the family Me and my daughter Jada Played the longest game of Mario Party
Starting point is 00:51:15 Ever And I think I did end up Coming in last But it was my first game ever It was fun though Never fight in front of but it was my first game ever. It was fun though. Never fight in front of white people. Great last, great thing to drop the mic on too.
Starting point is 00:51:35 That's how we ended the ultimate joke against Will Smith. Could have went in harsher but I still dug it. And he referenced it throughout too. Twice before. About rappers hitting him. But yeah. I loved the response.
Starting point is 00:52:01 And it was a great response. Chris Rock is a class act that's why in that situation he acted like a and he even said why he responded the way he responded he said because I was fucking raised
Starting point is 00:52:18 he meant properly so I love the response I kind of dug Chris Rock's comedy special. I watched it. Oh, it's a good special to watch if you're going to watch one on Netflix. Check out the new
Starting point is 00:52:34 Chris Rock one. I thought it was pretty good. You know me and stand-up comedy. But Chris Rock is a dude who does great stand-up comedy but Chris Rock is a dude who does great stand-up comedy so compared to other Chris Rock specials listen it's nowhere comparable as good but I just a standalone 2023 Netflix stand-up special and you get to hear him ether will smith it's
Starting point is 00:53:08 pretty great but uh so mark harley who said he was going to do an interview with me and then just never responded um drops new audio of brendan chobb another leaked phone call now this was during... Brendan Schaub is talking about him and Joe Rogan and Alex Jones having a problem. Then Eddie Bravo gets brought up in this. I'll read the DM first. Because he showed the DM, but there is audio
Starting point is 00:53:44 we're going to play here so just had dinner with Alex Jones and Rogan it got so heated lol Joe and Alex Alex kept asking to come on man it was awkward no way Joe lit him up bad that's insane what did he? Tell you in a few. I'll send you a voice note later. No, I'll send you a voice note still her. What? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Crazy. Can't wait. All right. Here's the audio. I haven't listened to this yet. So I was listening to it for the first time with you niggas. Yo, so we do the show. It goes great.
Starting point is 00:54:33 You saw most of it, so it goes great. And then even though I didn't really plug anything, which is all good. But then we all go to dinner, and Eddie invites Alex Jones. And so Alex Jones is sitting. So it went Rogan on one side, me on the opposite. So me and Rogan sit across each other. Then Callan's next to Rogan.
Starting point is 00:54:56 And then next to Callan is Alex Jones. And next to me is Eddie, right? So that's the setup. And so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time time. He can see he's just like, it was random he came. He's like, no, Alex Jones is coming. Rogan's like, for what? And he's like, oh, he just wants to see you. And so Rogan's like, oh, yeah, he's cool.
Starting point is 00:55:13 He's like, it's random, but all right. So he gets in. He can just tell Alex Jones had an agenda. So as soon as he could, Alex is like, he's like, Joe, I think I'm all over the news right now. It's never been hotter than the line, and I just need a platform to do it, I gotta come on the show, you know, I think it'd be great, and, uh. Alright, first time I'm hearing this audio, I'm, I'm stunned I'm gonna give Brendan Schaub this.
Starting point is 00:55:38 He apparently does a great Alex Jones impersonation, Um, this has to be after the last fight companion. So this was very recent because Mark Harley has this audio. So this was very recent too. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Right, so that's the setup. And so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing rogan the whole time he can see he's just like he's random he came like and he's like no he's alex jones coming rogan's like for what and he's like oh he just wants to see you and so rogan's like all right yeah he's cool he's like it's random but all right so he gets in he can just tell alex jones had an agenda so as soon as he could, Alex is like, he's like, Joe, I think I'm all over the news right now and it's never been hotter than the line and I just need a platform to do it.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I got to come on the show. You know, I think it'd be great. And this is my Alex Jones impression. And Rogan's like, what? And he's like, you know, I just think you and I together, I need a platform and you let me come on the show. And Rogan's like, stop, not stop. You're not coming on my show.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And Alex is like, I think it'd be good, good you know if i'm like a gorilla with rocks bashing together and you and my room's like what the fuck are you talking about literally gets in his face was what the fuck are you talking about he goes you can't come on my show dude he goes you're talking about these kids that died and it's you don't think about the consequence for me i don't need the fucking heat it's not happening and i was like is like, I know. I think it'll be good. He's like, stop. Stop. Quit fucking asking me.
Starting point is 00:57:07 And then Eddie started going off about some conspiracy on the government. And Alex takes his phone out to film all this. And Roman's like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, we're at dinner, dude. Put your fucking phone down. Don't blast this out. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? And dude, just Roman was a savage on him. And Alex is like, all right, well. fucking phone down don't blast this out he's like what the fuck are you doing and dude just
Starting point is 00:57:25 rogan was a savage on him and alex like all right well and then after he realized it wasn't happening he's like all right well uh i'm gonna keep going i appreciate you guys having me and you're just like what the fuck oh so is rogan completely done with alex jones is what i'm learning from this conversation. I'm shocked by how good his Alex Jones impression is, by the way. He kind of nailed it. I got to give the nigga that credit.
Starting point is 00:58:01 The nigga is stealing me and everything. He's not funny when you get it. But, he kind of nailed the Alex Jones impersonation oh all right so let me re-listen to this we set up all right so um Mark Harley leaked this call there's after the last fight companion you know the one they did with Rogan Callen and all of them apparently at dinner Eddie Bravo
Starting point is 00:58:34 called Alex Jones and Brendan is retelling what happened at that dinner yo so uh we do the show it goes great you saw most of it so it goes what happened at that dinner. Yo, so, uh, we do the show, it goes great. You saw most of it, so it goes great. And then, even though I didn't really plug anything,
Starting point is 00:58:51 which is all good. But then, uh, we all go to dinner. You did the show, it was great. I didn't plug anything, though. Ew. Yo, so, uh... That was a mean thought, too. And that was a calendar flip. We're we are broken the biggest thing ever we didn't plug anything now That's what they think about we didn't plug anything
Starting point is 00:59:14 That's so fucking sad If I was ever on Rogan I would never said Damn, I was on Rogan, but I didn't get to plug anything You plugged it when you are on Rogan, I would never have said damn, I was on Rogan. But I didn't get to plug anything. You plugged it when you were on Rogan. What? You mean a little side business hustle shit that makes no money? But I digress.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Yo, so we do the show. It goes great. You saw most of it. So it goes great. And then even though I didn't really plug anything But which is all good, but then we all go to dinner and Eddie invites Alex Jones and so Alex Jones is sitting It went so when Rogan on one side me on the opposite so me and Rogan sit across each other then Callan's next to Rogan and then next to Callan is Alex Jones and next to me is Eddie right so
Starting point is 01:00:05 that's the setup and so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time wait Alex Jones is there why was he there if he wanted to empower the fight companion so when Rogan on one side me on the opposite so me and Rogan sit across each other then Callan's next to Rogan and then next to Callan is Alex Jones and next to me is Eddie right so that's the set so it's not your own story and so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time can see he's just like he's random he came like he's like no he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time. He can see he's just like, he's random. He came. And he's like, no, Alex Jones is coming. Rogan's like, for what?
Starting point is 01:00:47 And he's like, no, he just wants to see you. And so Rogan's like, all right, yeah, he's cool. He's like, it's random, but all right. So he gets in. He can just tell Alex Jones had an agenda. So as soon as he could, Alex is like, he's like, Joe, I'm all over the news right now. And it's never been hotter than the line. And I just need a platform to do it.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I've got to come on the show. You know, I think it would be great. And this is my Alex Jones impression, and Rogan's like, what? And he's like, you know, I just think you and I together, I need a platform, and you let me come on the show. And Rogan's like, stop, not stop. You're not coming on my show. And Alex's like, I think it would be good, you know,
Starting point is 01:01:20 if I'm like a gorilla with rocks bashing together, and Rogan's like what the fuck are you talking about literally gets in his face was what the fuck are you talking about he goes i as soon as he could out just like he's like joe i i think you know i'm all over the news right now and it's never been hotter than the line and i just need a platform to do it i gotta come on the show you know i think it'd be great and uh that's my alex jones impression and rogan's like what and he's like you know i just think you and i together i need a platform and you let me come on the show and
Starting point is 01:01:49 rogan's like stop not stop you're not coming all right i'm pausing this for a second next to rogan and then next to calum is uh alex jones the next to me is eddie right so that's the setup and so uh alex jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time. He can see he's just like, it was random he came. Like Eddie's like, no, he's, Alex Jones coming. Rogan's like, for what? And he's like, oh, he just wants to see you. And so Rogan's like, oh yeah, he's cool. He's like, it's random, but all right. So he gets in, he can just tell Alex Jones had an agenda. So as soon as he could, Alex is like, he's like he's like Joe I think you know
Starting point is 01:02:25 I'm all over the news right now and it's never been hotter than the line and I just need a platform to do it I gotta come on the show you know I think it'd be great and it's my dog Jones impressive and Roman's like what and he's like you know I just think you and I together I need a platform and you let me go on the show and Romans like stop not stop you're not on my show and I was like I think it'd be good you know if i'm like a gorilla with rocks bashing together and you and my room's like what the fuck are you talking about literally gets in his face was what the fuck are you talking about he goes you can't come on my show dude he goes you're talking about these kids that died
Starting point is 01:02:57 and it's you don't think about consequence for me? I don't need the fucking heat. It's not happening. And Alex is like, I know. I think it'll be good. He's like, stop. Stop.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Quit fucking asking me. And then Eddie started going off about some conspiracy on the government. And Alex takes his phone out to film all this. And Roman's like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, we're at dinner, dude. Put your fucking phone down. Don't blast this out. He's like, what the fuck are you doing he's like we're at dinner dude put your fucking phone down don't blast this out he's like what the fuck are you doing and dude just rogan was a savage on him
Starting point is 01:03:31 and alex like all right well and then after he realized it was that he's like all right well uh i'm gonna keep going i appreciate you guys having me and he was like what the fuck well thank you mark harley Well, thinking of Mark Carley, he agreed to interview me. I don't know how he dropped it. I don't want to do an interview with him, but, um, yeah, that was going to be bullshit. Everything he said never happened. What are you talking about? That whole story was bullshit. That never happened.
Starting point is 01:04:08 And then we ship her home. So you get crazy voicemails working on Brendan's job of Yeah, you know. No, that never happened. And then we ship her home. What? ever happened in the early Super Horror what? what? what was said and happened
Starting point is 01:04:34 didn't happen in that clip I don't know what was supposed to happen in that clip I don't know if that didn't happen or what Brandon Schaub said and as a big marker so the last white thing to tell an old story it still doesn't shake out in any way or form that didn't happen
Starting point is 01:05:00 so yeah okay kind of odd and weird to me but whatever what was the I don't know where the rest of the people are. I don't know where the rest of the people are. Yeah, that and around what they said. My mind. My beautiful line. Oh, how do you phone for her? Same joke, and I had a problem with Alex Jones. But according to the fight companion,
Starting point is 01:06:25 they're dead 3 weeks ago which none of these names are involved so what am I really looking at right now? I don't know. We'll be right back. The name Qamon means ''Clean'' in Arabic. The name Qamon means ''Clean'' in Arabic. Thank you.

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