The Yewneek Pod - Howie Mandel trashing Brendan Schaub to his face. Mark Harley (BGL) leaks Brendan Schaub audio! Joe Rogan bans Alex Jones!!!!
Episode Date: March 6, 2023Howies sneaky good podcast! He interviews bapa and smash him relentlessly. Redbar and BGL releases audio from a voicemail bapa left for him after alex jones crowbarred himself into and after fight com...panion dinner
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does, like,
the sneakiest, greatest podcast ever,
you should pay attention.
When Howie Mandel
got Neil Brennan to talk about Kevin Brennan,
nobody cared.
I don't know.
I've said for a year now,
Harvey Mandel's podcast has been an amazingly good podcast.
And now Harvey Mandel
elevated himself to the new CEO this quickly.
Of course he did.
I caught on to Harry Mandel quick.
I love Harry Mandel.
Now, I haven't seen these clips, but we have to watch them
hell I just shot the video today but
we're gonna watch them
yeah
how we been down
said nigga
Jesus I'm so sad nigga! Jesus!
What am I on? Nothing.
I'm on nothing! you're looking at 1986
no his podcast
no bullshit
Harvey Mandel's podcast
and I've said this
and even without like
the shit we're into
just as a podcast
it's been amazing
I was shocked
by how good
his podcast is
his interviewing skills
his talking
skills he got his fucking daughter
right there next to him too
she's only like two years younger than him but they're calling people out but he doesn't do it talking to people with skills. He's got his fucking daughter right there next to him too.
She's only like two years younger than him,
but they're calling people out.
But he doesn't do it.
He does it in a way.
That's why I love him,
but I'm checking these clips out for the first time,
so I have to see this too.
Call him out about pissing in the sink.
Weird.
What?
They said that you said this out loud. Does he piss in the sink here? I've never seen it once. Weird. What? They said that you said this out loud.
Does he piss in the sink here?
Don't get it.
I've never seen it once.
Okay.
So that was all that he pisses in the sink.
Brendan talked about he pissed in the sink.
I had to pee in the sink one time.
It was a state of emergency.
I'll be honest.
I literally dropped the video today where your producer said you do it all the time.
Don't go to the bathroom there
because you piss in the sink.
Weird.
What?
They said that you said this out loud.
Does he piss in the sink here?
I've done it maybe once.
There are other clips too.
Okay, but...
So that was the whole thing.
He pisses in the sink.
Brendan talked about he pissed in the sink.
I had to pee in the sink one time.
It was a state of emergency.
I'll be honest.
I've done seen it once.
Oh, really, dude?
Who
often did Brenda piss in the sink?
Alright, so we're going to watch
the full thing, though, in context
right now. But the
fact that Howie Mandel called
him out is so hilarious to me.
You need to get more fish in that.
It's so hilarious to me. need to get more fish in that it's so hilarious to me
it took a
Howie Mandel
and that's the great thing about Howie Mandel
you don't expect it
coming from Howie Mandel
you like
Howie Mandel is like a Trojan horse.
Over.
I'd like them to feel each fish to feel special.
You want to get more fish in that tank.
No.
I don't want to over.
I'd like them to feel each fish to feel special.
You want to have some room?
You have a crowded tank?
I won't say crowded. I have three tanks. each fish to feel special. You want them to have some room? Do you have a crowded tank? I won't say crowded.
I have three tanks.
Ooh, look at you.
Wonderful.
I know.
Hey, some flex there, right? No, no.
How do you get this entire studio into a tank?
What do you have in the tanks?
Oh, do you want to go down this road, dude?
Two arowanas, two flower ones.
Can you make up a fish and have people still think that's a – what's an arowana?
Arowana is a fish that's in South America.
It's like a piranha, but it eats air.
I love that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
I was just going to say that.
No, they actually call them monkey fish because they'll jump out of the water and grab like
mice or squirrels and trees.
You just got those as pets?
Yeah.
Does he not know how he's called squirrels?
Where are there fish in waters near trees with squirrels?
Like, I've never in a lake.
Oh, you've never seen an Amazon squirrel, Howie?
Oh, my God.
Chin, look that up.
Amazon squirrel?
No, Chin, bring this up.
From his home base in Calabasas.
Well, no, I've got to dangle.
I've never seen an Amazon squirrel.
Oh, bro.
I've got to dangle the mask.
I've got to dangle the mask. I know, it's like.
I got to dangle the mask.
No, bring up, uh, arowana leaping out of the water.
You entered a weird place,
which I've never seen done,
and I don't know where it goes.
Um,
I'm going to look at another clip, too.
Howie Mandel's shit list.
Hold on. Cool. Which one's the one? I can't wait to pick up wait this one yeah this is the clip for here sorry
cool I can't wait to piss smell the and smell the tropical storm go right through me. Wait, are you really waiting to go home too?
Oh, that's fucking good.
Yeah, I'm not going.
I wash my hands after I piss and he pisses in the sink.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
I'm not going to piss, you know?
He pissed in the sink.
Yeah.
Nobody, not one person.
Is that a true story?
Whoa.
Straight up calling him out.
You piss in the sink.
That's cool.
I can't wait to piss at home
and smell the tropical storm
go right through me.
Wait, are you really waiting to go home?
Oh, that's fucking good.
Yeah, I'm not going there.
I wash my hands after I piss
and he pisses in the sink.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
I'm out of my place, you know he pisses in the sink. Yeah, I do. I'm not in the place, you know?
He pissed in the sink.
Yeah.
Nobody, not one person that follows me said...
True story.
Well, I don't know.
That's your follower said that.
Oh, no, I pissed in the sink.
Yeah, it's on record.
So not one person said, you had that nice ad and pictures of us and everything went there.
Yeah.
A lot of people retweeting and doing that.
Yeah, excited.
And people, not one person doing that. Excited. And people,
not one person mentioned the fight to me.
Everybody said,
oh, don't use the fucking sink.
That's the sink pisser, yeah.
Not one person mentioned the fight.
It's all about the fight.
It's social media.
Yeah.
How many followers do you have on Instagram?
And this is why.
I told you niggas.
How are you in there
I are
whenever the reveal in this daughter shit um yeah you piss in your sink. And how do you even do that?
That's cool.
I can't wait to re-add to Star TV.
There is
a like-a-bid in how I'm in now.
He's talking about
the video I did today.
Yeah, he pisses in his sink.
Wow. really?
Now you're pissing your sinks?
Do you, stupid?
Dude, we've all pissed in the sink.
Like I said during my video, I didn't know it was an everyday thing now.
It's a thing with him, which is odd and bizarre.
We got a new clip, though.
They're over this clip a lot.
I don't know the Fight companion clips right now but I think what's great about the show is that like
in the second season we really got things so yeah and the show you know we
just finished the third season looking to get a fourth season the rocks global
yeah these because you just are watching TV, but they're not.
So just finding views is what you get.
And then obviously you hope that people want to go,
hey, the story continues.
I'm listening.
To re-add to...
But the fact that Howie called him out
while pissing in the sink.
Jesus.
And Howie has an ultimate plan let me assure you that love you guys tickets with UK tours on sale pre-sale for June I'm in Glasgow I mean I told
you niggas you saw is crazy when I came on here When was it
I think exactly a year ago
And I said
Howie Mandel
Is doing a sneaky amazing podcast
Even before the shit we talked about
Even before
The Neil shit
talking about Kevin Brennan
he's talking to other people
he goes there
he does it that way though
but obviously
if Harvey Mandel
knows
Shaw
pisses in the sink
he either follows that
subreddit or me, most likely me
let's keep it real
I'm really the only
relevant, I'm the one being sued
I'm the only somebody
probably me
and I dropped that video, let me find out
piss in the sink sorry reddit people
known follows you
right yeah hi man down talk to our pissing in the sink whoa
the sink or there's a neck video on the play here Don't go to the bathroom there
Because you piss in the sink
What?
They said that you said this
Out loud
I've never seen it once
Okay but
Let me watch this.
I dropped the video here.
Your producer, Nick, was like,
he does it all the time!
I was like, I wasn't once, faggot.
I was like,
Mark Harley said it was once.
I'm like, exaggerated.
Then Bruce and Nick were like, yeah, he does it all the time.
Fuck yeah.
You were bragging about it, retard.
And once your nigga who's your fucking producer was like, yeah, and you're a real man.
Only if you do that.
You're a real man if you piss in the sink every fucking 10 seconds.
That's what your Nick producer said.
You're a Cheddar Bob looking ass nigga.
That nigga look, that is Cheddar Bob.
I seen that Red Bar exposed that nigga Nick talking about me.
What was it, two years ago?
Like the hate Kyle and shit?
I'm like,
yeah, this is making me a man.
You piss in the sink all the time.
And I'm gonna deal with it.
And fuck yeah.
After Brendan fucking pisses in the sink,
we drink a Bud Light and go,
yeah, and we high five each other.
Like we're jocks at a beach party
or something in a movie.
The way that faggot presented it
love you guys tickets we may get more fish in that tank oh did they complain
about it they complained about on they complained about it there's no leaked footage on the final
kids are and then complaining about it or they hold on I mean that was the
whole thing nobody's talking about the fight everybody was saying how are you
gonna go there he pisses in the sink Wait, are you really going home?
Oh, that's fucking good.
Yeah, I'm not going home.
There's a new clip.
What's this one like?
I'm watching all these new views.
No.
No.
It's cool.
I can't wait to piss at home and smell the tropical storm go right through me.
It's a Masami.
Wait, are you really waiting at home, too?
Oh, that's fucking good.
Yeah, I'm not going there.
I wash my hands after I piss, and he pisses in the sink.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
I know.
I don't know what to say.
He pissed in the sink.
Yeah. Nobody, not one person that follows me said said true story well i don't know that's your follower said oh no i pissed in the sink that's on record so not one person
said you had that nice ad and pictures of us and everything went there and a lot of people
retweeting and doing that excited and and people not one person mentioned the fight to me everybody
said oh don't use the fucking sink pisser not one person mentioned the fight to me. Everybody said,
oh, don't use the fucking sink.
That's the sink pisser, yeah.
Not one person
mentioned the fight.
It's all about the fight.
What?
Social media.
Yeah.
How many followers
do you have on Instagram?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
We're crashing Burns for a job. wow what a crashing burn
for a shop
pick up the
Javi
I told you
welcome
Javi Mandela's podcast
Javi Mandela's been doing
sneaky great content
you didn't want to listen to me
Javi Mandela you nigg. You didn't want to listen to me.
I don't need to take this.
You know, listen.
I do everything first.
I said,
Howie Mandel was amazing over a year ago.
You didn't want to listen to me.
I bet you that fucking dumb the fucking kid subreddit they're all like
Harvindel yeah I look like Harvindel a year ago and I'm like Harvindel is
running some great shit and I think you're fucked then cuz that's probably what I do But whatever, yeah.
I'm just enjoying it now.
I'm just enjoying it.
I love it.
It's cool.
I can't wait to piss at home and smell the tropical storm go right through me.
Wait, are you really waiting at home?
Oh, that's fucking good.
Yeah, I'm not going there.
I wash my hands after I piss and he pisses in the sink.
Yeah, dude.
I'm not going to piss at home.
He pissed in the sink.
Yeah.
Nobody, not one person that follows me said...
Is that a true story? True story? Well, I don't know. That, not one person that follows me said... True story.
Well, I don't know.
That's your follower said that.
Oh, no, I pissed in the sink.
That's on record.
So not one person said,
you had that nice ad
and pictures of us
and everything went there
and a lot of people retweeting
and doing that.
Yeah, excited.
And people,
not one person mentioned
the fight to me.
Everybody said,
oh, don't you...
No.
The Archie position. The homeboy. Nick. to me. Everybody said, you piss all the time. And the person says, fuck yeah.
It is a boss.
You piss all the time.
So, Burnshob, do not pretend you've pissed in the sink
one time and you're joking from the heart of your mouth.
Oh, you donle, eo.
Koulen ee mik, eo a time.
Ech e chud, fak ye.
Dat o'r mik da... That makes sense to me.
It's interesting to think.
No,
Bernard Shaw is not allowed to say,
I don't do that.
Your producer said,
I'm not even bragging about it.
And it should be done
and we should all be joining
any of you to do it you fucking
faggot weirdo
according to your producer Nick
so
by the way Nick
and when they put it out of the footage
they said
you are about to be
but
nigga you said it was a fact as they could do what you are about to be.
Nigga, you tell me this fact.
It's just what's happening.
Hell, if I hired Brendan Shaw for a job
and as a producer
he's going to pee my thing.
I should have accepted it
because he's a million man.
Yeah, that's what's gonna happen, right?
Whoa.
Now, the only question, will Nick go hotter than Mark Harley?
Oh, Nick fucked him over, so Nick is a cheddar bob, and then I think it'm so fired I don't think
I might be able to
I doubt it now
and he's a dummy too
I don't know if that nigga knows
he fucked himself
cause they can like
confirm to you like yeah he pisses in the sink
every day
we gonna look at it we owned it it's a cool thing to do They can only confirm to you, like, yeah, he pisses in the sink every day.
We all look at it.
We own it.
It's a cool thing to do.
You're out of a job.
Who would say that as a person? You know, my boss comes to work and pees in the sink, and we should all love it.
What kind of cheddar bob looking asser ass nigga like that nigga would
Jesus
Although I think that nigga
Is so shockingly stupid
He probably won't get a job
Ultimately
I should go on this podcast I would love to go on this podcast
I would love to go on this podcast
Holly Mandel
this is a great podcast
I would love to
go on this podcast
was there anything else
really from this
just a re-add
to start the WWF
I'm going to have to bounce in a few
yeah like I said
I don't know
I told you I didn't do this a year ago
I'm saying clip
better clip than comment I told you you didn't do this a year ago. I was saying Clint.
I don't think I've done it.
I'm kind of tired of this.
Dude, I haven't even talked to my dad this long.
Yeah. I would imagine
if you've been watching the whole time,
you're an idiot.
Chloe hates being there.
I'm trying to figure out
how he did this to begin with.
I think he did it just to shit
I'm running
oh yeah what's this that was like a crazy knockout then he just came up I
think I'll walk yeah that's cable plant yeah what are people saying online chin
about like I didn't Chin, about like...
I didn't look.
Comments about like who people think is going to win.
So that's Jorqo Dino versus...
The internet hates Jake Paul.
You know, so I'm sure the...
Harry Mandel did that shit.
Amazingly. Like I said. Harvey Mandel did that shit amazingly
like I said
have my agent contact him
hmm
desert boss or nothing I had to watch this Hami Mandel shit, the true shit.
We need to break down this entire thing.
This is the only reason why I'm alive right now.
This is it yeah so
the diss you did
to Sean by the way
putting him in front of a good background
as his background for the entire podcast
is hilarious to me
over a year ago even before is hilarious to me.
Over a year ago,
even before he exposed
he got
Neil to respond to Kevin
Brennan, and Kevin
Brennan is such a pussy.
He didn't spot of that video
and in front of Chad to mock you saw them running and there's closing get me
on the show I'm your loser fucking faggot, racist piece of shit. I ain't racist and shit, but you're a loser, faggot, too.
Kevin Brennan fears me.
It's kind of hard.
But, right?
No, that's fair, especially as far as the comedy scene goes,
because I was competing in the UFC at the time,
and I moved from Denver to L.A.
You know, most of my crew is from the Colorado area.
That's why I like them.
I knew it.
You didn't even say hi to them.
Yes, I did.
Did you?
Oh, yeah.
Kyle and Seth and everybody, and Jenny,
they're all Colorado people.
Like Aurora, Colorado, or like Rich Kid, Colorado?
What are we talking about here?
Oh, and Jeremy, are you also from Colorado?
I didn't know you were from. I knew you knew them.
And Jeremy.
Why are you doing this live stream
of Harvey Mandel and
Brendan Schaub?
There is a fucking
NASA team
that is tracking the space shuttle.
Why are there this many people tracking the space shuttle? Why are there
this many people
in the control room?
That's odd.
That's even more odd to me than the
British Air Force.
There are chairs
over the computer.
There's nothing.
Yeah.
You get this fucking thing on the thing.
This rover on Mars.
You know that?
How do you...
On shuttle?
What else?
Now, there is money. It's not a high level.
But if there's network money behind a high level,
then it's a high level on this target?
I mean...
How long is our deal of what the fuck I want to do?
How long... Hañiñ hon eo, mañ eo, eo hon eo. I don't know how you can stop. I don't know how you can stop.
I don't know how you can stop.
I don't know how you can stop.
I don't know how you can stop.
I don't know how you can stop.
I don't know how you can stop. I don't know.
Are you?
Yeah.
Our editor and director.
Arvada and Littleton.
Okay.
Okay.
It's nice over there.
You're not selling that.
You're going okay.
I used to live there.
I know, but you moved out because you didn't like it.
You said you didn't like the people of Littleton. No. I didn't. there. I know, but you moved out because you didn't like it. You said you didn't like the people of
living there. No, I didn't. Yeah, I'm from Aurora. It's a little different part, you know, but it's nice. It's a tougher area now, you know.
You come from a tough area? Predominantly black area. Growing up, all my friends were black and that's why I was...
You're a rich kid. I always want to be a comedian as a kid and my mom would have
me watch Saturday Night Live so I love stand up and Robin Williams and Jim
Carrey and I'm sailing with my heroes but in my neighborhood see how yeah you
know you know this little monsters grew up one of my favorite movies of all time
okay Bobby's World.
Thank you.
Huge fan, huge fan.
Which we could redo, we could reboot Little Monsters.
Really?
That'd be fun.
That'd be cool.
I don't know.
I don't know if I want to live under a bed anymore.
That wasn't, but I was just...
What? Just saying that we've been jumping all over the place.
No, don't apologize.
It's me.
I have ADHD.
Nice pants.
I did the fighter and the kid.
Yes.
And you were wearing knit pants.
Yes.
Like sweater pants.
I take some fashion risks.
My first day of first grade, I wore cowboy boots, a bolo tie, and a silk shirt.
I don't know how to talk about this.
I don't know how to talk about this.
What hat?
And no pants.
And no pants?
That's a risk.
Huge risk.
Went over well.
Went over well in first grade.
Now, dressing like that in a predominantly black school,
you're going to get bullied.
But I do it for the fact.
I've never been around a black school.
There's never a dominant black school in Colorado.
I risked it, so I'm going to struggle.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don go I think I said yeah one time here
corporate danger fashion fashion is paint I've always been did you get
bullied as a kid yeah i did yeah yeah
is that why you got into fighting not at all uh i got bullied but um growing up where i did in that
predominantly black neighborhood the way to stick out was sports so it was a blessing that occurs
it was a blessing where i was kind of the cool kid because i was really good at sports but i want to do sorry you were the cool
kid but got bullied he's still arguing with the cool kid give me the cool gang at bullying when
you got bullying you're the cool kid and in this war i don't think i'm gonna stand up i want to be
the silly kid but that wasn't my path at the time.
It was sports, so that's how I-
What was your first sport?
Football.
I was so serious about football-
Were you a big kid?
No, small kid.
I was so serious about football in elementary school because when you have recess, the grass
is always wet and I kept slipping, so I wore my cleats to school. You had cleats in middle school?
I'm sorry.
You had cleats in middle school?
You're rich.
I'd walk around.
They'd make fun of me in the halls.
I'd be like, all right, see what happens at recess.
You wore cleats all day long so you wouldn't slip on the lawn.
Yep, just to, you know, show off during recess to get the job done.
You show your cleats because your dad's a millionaire.
Everybody's a millionaire.
Kids, what is this nigga talking about?
He's a fucking rich kid doing all the rich kid shit
and have nothing to the world about it.
Hmm.
So,
before I get into that,
first of all,
um,
I know Chad Zumach
and Bob Levy.
What happened
with this podcast that he did with that Alice Hamilton chick?
Was she a Chloe DeLeon chick?
They're on a live stream.
Kevin Brennan never posted it.
Head up Chad.
Chad said Bob Levy deals with it.
Head up Bob Levy and Bob Levy said I don't know.
So, um,
for some reason,
Cameron Brennan is not releasing it.
His biggest podcast ever, he's not releasing.
Odd, weird,
gay,
I don't know why.
For him, the biggest.
I don't know.
So, if you saw that live stream with Cameron Brennan and Alice
Hilton, you saw the things
she said.
No one in real life has time to watch a Cameron
Brennan
live stream.
I'm sorry.
Patreon, post a fucking video.
He won't.
I don't know why he won't post it.
Bizarre, odd, and weird.
What am I supposed to say?
Mark Howley posted a thing for Brendan Schaub.
What, a stupid haters will say show? Jose show.
Do you feel it best we are
separate ways? You own the podcast.
You do so
you can continue to do it.
Just not like Casey.
So, Mark Harley's like,
I own that podcast,
he'll say, so.
Oh, wait, they own it now.
How'd you hack into his phone?
Um, well, you know the password to that specific thing when it was making yours?
Um, honestly, Mark Hawley your youth
has been used
you said you were going to come on here
and they were dead
so I don't care
and uh just do your workout
videos dude and you're done
we would have made
real news if I interviewed you
because I wouldn't know the exact question to ask
but you said yes and never responded again
so
go fuck yourself and I don't care
and nothing new
you're going to think there for a week there
and I never really panned out
for you truly but
yeah it's actually you
whatever Remember phonics monkey? Ehhhhh, give me a bit more! I use phonics monkey!
Oh, it's your Friday! I was out all day today.
I haven't streamed in a long couple of days.
I don't know. I was out all day today now
you know you know anything
I mean this hellhole
this miserable cunt
but yeah don't get mad
Red Bar did a show last night
a scars club only
and of course
I'm gonna play his
paid well content shitting on Ryan Helen what I'm
gonna said about Brian you know I'm gonna check it out now can't stand to
see me walk out that door Wow and then joe was like cheering up he's like that's
really amazing how many 70s sweaters can this nigga red bar wear better than the original
wow so now you get it that was her favorite thing about him
and we are so excited i gotta put it in shit quality so it plays properly.
My bad.
Do it as your full screen.
Just do it as your full screen.
We're 80.
Edited.
The dose said to do.
We're still here.
We're still here.
Yeah, we're still here. Great.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's Chris Ryan. I'm just reconnecting a few still here. Yeah, we're still here. Great. Okay. Yeah, so that's Chris Ryan.
I'm just reconnecting a few things here.
I'm a connection man.
And we're going to show you he was with...
Brian Callen.
Brian Callen.
A man's man, man.
I'm a very tall man.
Oh, yeah, and he used to be on Rogan all the time,
and then Brett Weinstein came on and was like,
Chris Ryan's book is bullshit, actually,
and then he just never had him back since then, basically, right?
So Chris Ryan, I mean, he really is like a sex cultist type of guy.
Red bar smoking one of those pre-roll things
you get in a tube at the dispensary.
I kind of like those.
I'm going to order those again.
Even jokes about it.
Again, you're going to see
this guy in the paper.
Here we go.
BrianCallen.com
for all my stand-up dates.
I'll be in Canada
going to Edmonton.
By the time you see this
it'll probably be done.
All the shows
are almost sold out.
Nashville, Zany's
March 2 to 4.
And then I'm in New York, New York, March.
You've got 285 Patreons.
I just need you to know that.
285.
Paying one a piece.
You're taking that money.
How are you making money?
Where's the money coming from?
These goofy little shows that you do?
No.
I just don't know how you're sporting two families. I must know. I must find out. money coming from? These goofy little shows that you do? No.
I just don't know how you're sporting two families. I must know.
I must find out. Did
Rogan give you that Rogan loan? I think
Rogan did. Rogan gave you it.
He heard you were canceled. He goes, listen,
you shouldn't
come on my show right now. I feel horrible
about it. I would hang out with a rapist.
No questions asked, of course.
But that's just going to make a huge
or Brian could have gone,
Listen, I don't want to drag you into this,
my brother, my friend
of 20 years.
I will not drag you into this
for one low payment
of one mil. Joe,
I'm not asking for much.
One million dollars and I go
away. I don't drag you into this
we can make this easy
my brother
and then he gives him the one mil
and then Brian's pretending everything's fine
I'll pay you back
I'm opening up a Patreon
Joe his patrons at 285
you can skip ahead
that faggot Sam Tripoli
complained about me playing his shit
and I got
them the most shit ever.
I stopped playing it
like, what,
two months ago?
They magically started a YouTube channel to play their own shit.
They get no views or anything.
Now Sam Tripoli wishes I would play his shit.
Leave them bounce and say,
well, you're going to watch Arrested
signing up for them.
Don't sign up for them.
Yeah, that conspiracy
social club shit
went whack.
To 115.
Get past all of his ads and stuff.
Yep, tons of ads here.
Gotta make them.
Hell.
I never re-upped.
Can't blame. Don't subscribe
to it. It's gay.
Money.
Don't you guys wonder how
I'm able to survive?
I must be making nothing.
Huh? No ads,
baby. Not six. No stand No ads, baby. Not six.
No stand-up dates either.
Not 12.
Here's Chris Ryan, everybody.
Now.
Looking bad.
We notice him.
Yeah, looking bad.
Although some would say, some women would say this is a cool look.
Now, he does have the, he does have this kind of goatee still.
Which I have this goatee, of course, for Contalingus.
He's one of those guys.
Actually, the soul patch excites the pleasure centers of the Contalingus orgies that I do.
He uses words like that.
Like very old-fashioned, like very out-of-date sex guru stuff.
And here's the thing
about Chris Ryan.
Chris Ryan's pretty big.
And let's see if we can
catch this here.
Can you tell here?
What is he babbling about?
Ryan Cameron,
Chris, who I already am.
I'm noticing an enlargement.
Or no, I'm noticing
Brian's microphone looks small.
Well, let's just play it and we'll see what happens.
Hey, Dr. Fer.
Author of Civilized Death.
Author of Sex at Dawn.
I love talking to you and I haven't seen you in a long time, my friend.
You're wearing your hiking boots.
You've got your orange pants on.
These are my guru.
I don't know if these are visible.
Yeah.
You're ready.
Yeah, these are my guru sex cult leader pants.
That's right.
Once we get the cult going.
So the sex cult leader pants.
And he's joking because everyone accuses him of being a sex cult.
But you know who's not joking about a sex cult?
Oh, really, dude?
Chris D'Elia.
Chris D'Elia's main accusation is that he was starting a sex cult.
So much so that, remember, Chris's brand was called Super Cult.
He's changed that to Super Good.
That's not a joke.
He had Super Cult merch.
Everything was Super Cult.
And then women came out and said he actually was trying to start a cult.
Legit. We swear to you please and then he changed it from super cult to super good but sex cult
and brian callen's chris d'elia's best friend as we learned that so let's watch brian's face as he
says sex cult chris ryan doesn't know that chris d'elia had a sex cult and that is best friends with brian callen so let's see
my guru i don't know if these are visible yeah uh you're ready yeah these are my uh guru sex cult
leader pants that's right once we get the the cult going all the men will have you still working on
the cult god it's a lifelong project you know what have What have you been... Who else do you know with a sex goal?
Anybody?
Something very recent, something very big.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, let's see what happens next.
Recruitment.
Yeah, recruitment.
It's a bitch.
A lot of people have tried.
Yeah.
Usually you get in trouble with it at the end of the day.
I figure I want to get in trouble.
How can you even say that when Chris D'Elia is literally like on trial for being a sex cult guy?
By the public.
Trial of our peers.
Okay.
So that's got to make Brian a little bit nervous.
And how do you keep saying it?
You know how he keeps saying it?
Because he's a dang actor.
And he could lie
through his teeth he's an actor and when an actor you know like when we are lying through our teeth
this is what a non-actor looks like when they're lying though is it getting hot in here just me
but this is what an actor looks like when they're lying. Smooth sailing, they could control the eyes.
They could come up with a line.
They could control the face
because they control faces.
That's what they do.
So you can never trust an actor
to tell you the truth.
It's just too easy for them to lie
and you won't be able to spot it.
So you can't just be like,
oh, he looks comfortable.
You're just a great actor if you can't just be like, oh, he looks comfortable. He's an actor.
He's paid to look that way.
Recruitment.
Yeah, recruitment.
Recruitment.
What are you, Jules?
You've all seen her nudes.
In every stage is. Jules, you've all seen her nudes, in every stages, technically underage shit but I don't even know what you're talking about. We saw her underage shit.
Jules is not hot and she's not warm.
Bryn Mawr is a loser and Jules is not hot.
And you took a year off you faggot.
Then ripped off a little to no audience.
And you took the year off.
You retarded faggot. and he he's a rich kid
red bar is a rich kid
red bar
opened up his bar at 20
there
he got in a bar by his parents
and by the way red bar is not a Jew Lebanese and they're the Muslim side
there's money there but I'm the juice I did the Lebanese side. Can't have all that oxford, nigga.
But, we got that system.
I watched that Chris Rock special.
Oh, he ethered Will Smith
on that shit.
The whole special was pretty good, too.
He went down
very familiar things,
but had a different perspective
and kind of funny jokes on it, which I dug
too.
Like, he talked
about a subject. Oh, he's going to give his opinion on
this subject and make it funny, but he
took a different road with it.
I kind of dug his new special.
Overall, not just a Will Smith thing.
But he did ether
Will Smith. That was
funny as fuck
who do you think the goat is but yeah just a Sunday
Chilling with the family
Me and my daughter Jada
Played the longest game of Mario Party
Ever
And I think I did end up
Coming in last
But it was my first game ever
It was fun though
Never fight in front of but it was my first game ever. It was fun though.
Never fight in front of white people.
Great last, great thing to drop the mic on too.
That's how we ended the ultimate joke against Will Smith.
Could have went in harsher
but I still dug it.
And he referenced it throughout too.
Twice before.
About rappers hitting him.
But yeah.
I loved the response.
And it was a great response.
Chris Rock is a class act
that's why in that situation
he acted like a
and he even said
why he responded
the way he responded
he said because I was fucking raised
he meant properly
so
I love the response
I kind of dug Chris
Rock's comedy special. I watched
it. Oh, it's a good
special to watch if you're going to watch one
on Netflix. Check out the new
Chris Rock one. I thought
it was pretty good.
You know
me and stand-up comedy.
But Chris Rock is a dude who does
great stand-up comedy but Chris Rock is a dude who does great stand-up comedy so
compared to other Chris Rock specials listen it's nowhere comparable as good
but I just a standalone 2023 Netflix stand-up special and you get to hear him ether will smith it's
pretty great but uh so mark harley who said he was going to do an interview with me and then
just never responded um drops new audio of brendan chobb another leaked phone call
now this was during...
Brendan Schaub is talking about him and Joe Rogan
and Alex Jones having a problem.
Then Eddie Bravo gets brought up in this.
I'll read the DM first.
Because he showed the DM, but there is audio
we're going to play here
so just had dinner with Alex Jones and Rogan it got so heated lol
Joe and Alex Alex kept asking to come on man it was awkward no way Joe lit him up
bad that's insane what did he? Tell you in a few.
I'll send you a voice note later.
No, I'll send you a voice note still her.
What?
Oh, my God.
Crazy.
Can't wait.
All right.
Here's the audio.
I haven't listened to this yet.
So I was listening to it for the first time with you niggas.
Yo, so we do the show.
It goes great.
You saw most of it, so it goes great.
And then even though I didn't really plug anything, which is all good.
But then we all go to dinner, and Eddie invites Alex Jones.
And so Alex Jones is sitting.
So it went Rogan on one side,
me on the opposite.
So me and Rogan sit across each other.
Then Callan's next to Rogan.
And then next to Callan is Alex Jones.
And next to me is Eddie, right?
So that's the setup.
And so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time time. He can see he's just like, it was random he came.
He's like, no, Alex Jones is coming.
Rogan's like, for what?
And he's like, oh, he just wants to see you.
And so Rogan's like, oh, yeah, he's cool.
He's like, it's random, but all right.
So he gets in.
He can just tell Alex Jones had an agenda.
So as soon as he could, Alex is like, he's like, Joe, I think I'm all over the news right now.
It's never been hotter than the line, and I just need a platform to do it, I gotta come on the show, you know,
I think it'd be great, and, uh.
Alright, first time I'm hearing this audio, I'm, I'm stunned I'm gonna give Brendan Schaub
this.
He apparently does a great Alex Jones impersonation, Um, this has to be
after the last
fight companion.
So this was very recent
because Mark
Harley has this audio.
So this was very recent too.
Whoa.
Right, so that's the setup.
And so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing rogan the whole
time he can see he's just like he's random he came like and he's like no he's alex jones coming
rogan's like for what and he's like oh he just wants to see you and so rogan's like all right
yeah he's cool he's like it's random but all right so he gets in he can just tell alex jones
had an agenda so as soon as he could, Alex is like,
he's like, Joe, I think I'm all over the news right now and it's never been hotter than the line
and I just need a platform to do it.
I got to come on the show.
You know, I think it'd be great.
And this is my Alex Jones impression.
And Rogan's like, what?
And he's like, you know, I just think you and I together,
I need a platform and you let me come on the show.
And Rogan's like, stop, not stop.
You're not coming on my show.
And Alex is like, I think it'd be good, good you know if i'm like a gorilla with rocks bashing
together and you and my room's like what the fuck are you talking about literally gets in his face
was what the fuck are you talking about he goes you can't come on my show dude he goes you're
talking about these kids that died and it's you don't think about the consequence for me i don't
need the fucking heat it's not happening and i was like is like, I know. I think it'll be good.
He's like, stop.
Stop.
Quit fucking asking me.
And then Eddie started going off about some conspiracy on the government.
And Alex takes his phone out to film all this.
And Roman's like, what the fuck are you doing?
He's like, we're at dinner, dude.
Put your fucking phone down.
Don't blast this out.
He's like, what the fuck are you doing?
And dude, just Roman was a savage on him. And Alex is like, all right, well. fucking phone down don't blast this out he's like what the fuck are you doing and dude just
rogan was a savage on him and alex like all right well and then after he realized it wasn't happening
he's like all right well uh i'm gonna keep going i appreciate you guys having me and you're just
like what the fuck oh so is rogan completely done with alex jones is what i'm learning
from this conversation.
I'm shocked by how good his Alex Jones impression
is, by the way.
He kind of nailed it.
I got to give the nigga that credit.
The nigga is stealing me and everything.
He's not funny when you get it.
But, he kind of nailed the Alex Jones impersonation oh all right so let me
re-listen to this we set up all right so um Mark Harley leaked this call there's
after the last fight companion you know the one they did with Rogan Callen
and all of them apparently
at dinner
Eddie Bravo
called Alex Jones
and Brendan is retelling
what happened at that dinner
yo so
uh we do the show it goes great you saw most of it so it goes what happened at that dinner. Yo, so, uh,
we do the show, it goes great.
You saw most of it, so it goes great.
And then, even though I didn't really plug anything,
which is all good.
But then, uh, we all go to dinner.
You did the show, it was great. I didn't plug anything, though.
Ew.
Yo, so, uh...
That was a mean thought, too.
And that was a calendar flip. We're we are broken the biggest thing ever we didn't plug anything now
That's what they think about we didn't plug anything
That's so fucking sad
If I was ever on Rogan I would never said
Damn, I was on Rogan, but I didn't get to plug anything You plugged it when you are on Rogan, I would never have said damn, I was on Rogan. But I didn't get to plug anything.
You plugged it when you were on Rogan.
What?
You mean a little side business
hustle shit that makes no money?
But I digress.
Yo, so
we do the show. It goes great.
You saw most of it. So it goes great.
And then even though I didn't really plug anything
But which is all good, but then we all go to dinner and Eddie invites Alex Jones and so Alex Jones is sitting
It went so when Rogan on one side me on the opposite
so me and Rogan sit across each other then Callan's next to Rogan and then next to Callan is
Alex Jones and next to me is Eddie right so
that's the setup and so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time
wait Alex Jones is there why was he there if he wanted to empower the fight
companion so when Rogan on one side me on the opposite so me and Rogan sit
across each other then Callan's next to Rogan and then next to Callan is Alex
Jones and next to me is Eddie right so that's the set so it's not your own
story and so Alex Jones gets there and he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time
can see he's just like he's random he came like he's like no he's just eyeing Rogan the whole time. He can see he's just like, he's random. He came. And he's like, no, Alex Jones is coming.
Rogan's like, for what?
And he's like, no, he just wants to see you.
And so Rogan's like, all right, yeah, he's cool.
He's like, it's random, but all right.
So he gets in.
He can just tell Alex Jones had an agenda.
So as soon as he could, Alex is like, he's like, Joe, I'm all over the news right now.
And it's never been hotter than the line.
And I just need a platform to do it.
I've got to come on the show.
You know, I think it would be great.
And this is my Alex Jones impression, and Rogan's like, what?
And he's like, you know, I just think you and I together, I need a platform,
and you let me come on the show.
And Rogan's like, stop, not stop.
You're not coming on my show.
And Alex's like, I think it would be good, you know,
if I'm like a gorilla with rocks bashing together,
and Rogan's like what
the fuck are you talking about literally gets in his face was what the fuck are you talking about
he goes i as soon as he could out just like he's like joe i i think you know i'm all over the news
right now and it's never been hotter than the line and i just need a platform to do it i gotta
come on the show you know i think it'd be great and uh that's my alex jones impression and rogan's
like what and he's like you
know i just think you and i together i need a platform and you let me come on the show and
rogan's like stop not stop you're not coming all right i'm pausing this for a second
next to rogan and then next to calum is uh alex jones the next to me is eddie right so that's the
setup and so uh alex jones gets there and he's just eyeing
Rogan the whole time. He can see he's just like, it was random he came. Like Eddie's
like, no, he's, Alex Jones coming. Rogan's like, for what? And he's like, oh, he just
wants to see you. And so Rogan's like, oh yeah, he's cool. He's like, it's random, but
all right. So he gets in, he can just tell Alex Jones had an agenda. So as soon as he
could, Alex is like, he's like he's like Joe I think you know
I'm all over the news right now and it's never been hotter than the line and I
just need a platform to do it I gotta come on the show you know I think it'd
be great and it's my dog Jones impressive and
Roman's like what and he's like you know I just think you and I together I need a
platform and you let me go on the show and Romans like stop not stop you're not
on my show and I was like I think it'd be good you know if i'm like a gorilla with rocks bashing together and you and my room's like what
the fuck are you talking about literally gets in his face was what the fuck are you talking about
he goes you can't come on my show dude he goes you're talking about these kids that died
and it's you don't think about
consequence for me?
I don't need the fucking heat.
It's not happening.
And Alex is like, I know.
I think it'll be good.
He's like, stop.
Stop.
Quit fucking asking me.
And then Eddie started going off about some conspiracy on the government.
And Alex takes his phone out to film all this.
And Roman's like, what the fuck are you doing?
He's like, we're at dinner, dude.
Put your fucking phone down.
Don't blast this out. He's like, what the fuck are you doing he's like we're at dinner dude put your fucking phone down don't
blast this out he's like what the fuck are you doing and dude just rogan was a savage on him
and alex like all right well and then after he realized it was that he's like all right well uh
i'm gonna keep going i appreciate you guys having me and he was like what the fuck
well thank you mark harley Well, thinking of Mark Carley, he agreed to interview me.
I don't know how he dropped it.
I don't want to do an interview with him, but, um, yeah, that was going to be bullshit.
Everything he said never happened.
What are you talking about? That whole story was bullshit.
That never happened.
And then we ship her home.
So you get crazy voicemails
working on Brendan's job of
Yeah, you know.
No, that never happened.
And then we ship her home.
What? ever happened in the early Super Horror what? what?
what was said and happened
didn't happen in that clip
I don't know what was supposed to happen in that clip
I don't know if that didn't happen
or what Brandon Schaub said
and as a big marker
so the last white thing to tell an old story
it still doesn't shake out in any way or form
that didn't happen
so yeah okay
kind of odd and weird to me but whatever
what was the I don't know where the rest of the people are.
I don't know where the rest of the people are. Yeah, that and around what they said.
My mind.
My beautiful line. Oh, how do you phone for her?
Same joke, and I had a problem with Alex Jones.
But according to the fight companion,
they're dead 3 weeks ago
which none of these names are involved
so what am I really looking at right now? I don't know. We'll be right back. The name Qamon means ''Clean'' in Arabic.
The name Qamon means ''Clean'' in Arabic. Thank you.