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Episode Date: November 12, 2021

dubs accumulation continues .why no ufc tonight, cocaine cowboys on neggfligs. jail bird friend released s2m. DETH spends money on whackpackers. Joe Rogan/Spotify releases copyright claims on old videos. AIU and mersh ....

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Let's go. You're the king of clickbait. Am I rooming with him? No. The guy asked, I know they're fighting tonight. And I have that ESPN Plus, but who's fighting?

I usually tend into the big shit. Like, just regular UFC dudes. I don't really keep up to it that much. Like, if John Bones Jones or Conor McGregor or, like, the huge names are fighting, I'll check it out. But usually, if that's the case, people will let me know way ahead of time, so I have time to know that's when I'm going to be streaming. So the fact that nobody let me know what was going, who's fighting tonight, probably won't be checking it out, to be honest with you. An insane amount of dubs. Dude, we...

We must have got 20 wins today on Resurgence Island. And we got five in a row one time, three in a row the other time. We're just rocking the shit. Rocking the shit. UFC 2009 was great, sucks now, with the game, Mersh got harassed on video, wait, what, shit, put that fucking link out, I'll check that out, um, but, yeah, dude, an insane amount of dubs today, like got so many dubs i kind of just stopped playing at like um three o'clock and i started watching the cocaine cowboys on netflix uh i've seen all the documentaries but apparently they dropped a new one that's like a five-part series about this dude Sal and his brother and how they bribed a jury and shit.

Pretty dope. I recommend you check it out on Netflix. But, yeah. Marcia's asking for it at this point. but yeah where she's asking for it at this point she abuses me me what dreads is coming over he's bringing some cake he's been driving our car

ever since he got out yesterday cause he has a car but no one's bothered fucking, like, turning it on every day for the years he's been gone in jail. So, he's getting it all fixed up tomorrow, but he's been riding around in our car. He got us a new key. So, you know, we got the car where you just turn on on and shit press the button by the little thing You got a new one of that So but he's bringing he had to add a party for him. Well, he got out of jail Like fucking two days ago and they had a big party for him and got him cake

But now like it was crazy when I seen him yesterday He lost he obviously just worked out the entire time he was in jail. So I get why he doesn't want to bring the cake to us. I'm going to have some cake tonight. Did we have makeup sex? No. Made her blow me. Des went on Wendy's fucking live stream and donated her $100.

Of my money! God, I hope she did it through Super Chat. Although I don't think Wendy's big enough to have Super Chats. But, alright, so. but alright so I get this email right I'm still waiting on this merch video by the way

we need a link we need to know what happened but I get this fucking email I'm thinking it's going to be on the Tom Segura You know what happened. But I got this fucking email. I'm thinking it's going to be on the Tom Segura and Burt Chrysler video, which the copyright strike will be taken back because it's of fair use. But it wasn't. So I got this email copyright claim claim released

Joe Rogan on Spotify employees who hate his podcast good news the copyright claim on your video was released your video's monetization settings have now been restored and alright here's the question.

Is Spotify people fucking with me? It's so, half the video, because they never do copyright strikes. They'll either block the video or do, we want the monetization to go to them but this isn't the first time it happens then randomly months later they'll release the claims it's so fucking weird like this video i don't even know when i made i'm assuming this video is from fucking months ago, right? And obviously they did a copyright thing where they get to add revenue. But now randomly, all of a sudden,

now I get to add the revenue from the video. Like, someone, did someone go out of their way today going, you know what? We took the monetization from that video four months ago. Let's go through the process of giving it back. I'm not understanding what's happening.

You know, like I said, I was pissed I was going to upload that Rogan video where he talked to that chick about time traveling UFOs. And the second I uploaded to YouTube it was blocked. Before I even made it public. Obviously you upload your video to private because you're still going to

put the thumbnail and shit and it was already blocked. But then they're taking the ad revenue you know that video on my channel i think it's over 100 000 views joe rogan talking about the howard stern seminar they're getting the revenue from that one which i don't care by the way i never fight these is the other crazy thing so it's not like i'm doing any counter shit because they're not doing copyright strikes to me so like if i do a reaction video and someone blocks it or they get the ad revenue from it, I don't fight it because it's not a strike.

So I honestly don't care. But why months later did I just, hey, let's go back to that guy's video and give him back the money? What? What? I just found that fucking odd. Very odd. The Joe Rogan thing is odd.

The way they... And it's the releasing of the fucking claims that's the oddest thing. But, I have some AAU videos to check out. Still waiting for this merch video. I'm going to play you a clip right now. I'm going to play it in its entirety. It is a TikTok. I hope you don't puke.

I hope you are sitting down. I hope you don't punch your screen. Here you go. So you don't like people of color blaming white people for past racial issues. Okay. My question for you is, why do you think they do? Can you think of any reasons? Because I can think of a lot of reasons such as imperialism, colonialism, slavery, Jim Crow

segregation, the Trail of Tears, and the genocide of Native Americans, the 13th Amendment, mass incarceration, redlining, voter suppression, unequal access to quality housing. I bet if she lowered this camera, she would have the biggest fucking tits ever. Medical care, quality food, cultural genocide, internment camps during World War II. I mean, if you really think of our history, yeah, white people are at fault for a lot of things that happened to people of color. Things that still have deep effects to this day. I think it's important that we understand our history and own up to it and make a commitment to do better, to not follow the lead of our ancestors, to denounce and dismantle white supremacy. We can't dismantle

white supremacy until we acknowledge that it exists. You can't slay a dragon without first acknowledging that there is a dragon. You can't cure a disease without at first diagnosing it. And our country's diagnosis is a long history of white supremacy, genocide, slavery, discrimination. We must acknowledge that. If we don't, we are ignoring our own history and are just bound to repeat it. Okay, that is painful to witness. That was unbelievably obnoxious. And that is just a very typical response that you'd get from some Zoomer. First and foremost,

I heard the word white supremacy in there many times and I have a personal policy. Whenever I hear that word, I say something positive about white people. I love white people. They are some of the best people on the planet. They have done more than any other group to better the species.

They've achieved more than anyone else. That is not even arguable. I am proud of my heritage. I love my people. And I'm not afraid to say it. That kind of separates me. So let's just put that on the table. Everyone can kiss our ass.

It's time for white people to reassert themselves in the 21st century. It's long overdue. And yeah, I'm talking to you. You have to do that. So you don't like people of color blaming white people for past racial issues? A lot of problems in what you're saying. And your statement sort of disqualifies itself.

Blaming white people for past racial problems. Now, you're sort of talking to modern day whites. And you're saying, we got to do this. We got to do better. We have nothing to do with those problems. Okay, that's for starters. So you're talking to the wrong people. All the people that you want to talk to are all dead. Next point, you've avoided every good thing white people have ever done. So if you think that I'm not going to notice that you are taking a deeply skewed view of

history, lying about it, and just harping on things you want to criticize a racial group for over the span of hundreds of years oh after this can we do that with blacks and mexicans can we can we do that with them no we're not going to do that with them okay they've done nothing wrong we're going to pretend we've done stuff wrong and us personally so this is what is it it's died today self-flagellation porn this is an exorcism of white guilt from this chick because she's like oh i want to distance myself from my own fucking people why because i want to say i'm better than them i mean these zoomers crawl out of the urethra i don't think that's how birth works but okay they

rise up from a puddle of afterbirth and they go oh slavery was a thing i am against it i'm better than that i don't believe in slavery and they want a standing ovation okay my question for you is why do you think they do oh i'll tell you why because they are petty losers who repeatedly fail why can i not meet this leftist chick and say as reparations you must let me fuck you at life so each and every generation is getting worse and they have no fucking idea as to how to succeed in life or carry themselves with any sort of dignity or class so they go through the past and scramble and try to seek an identity through victimhood and through their hatred of whites it

is a justification for their racism towards whites that's why they go through the past and try to throw dirt at white people fuck Fuck them, white people forever. I love whites. Can you think of any reasons? Because I can think of a lot of reasons, such as imperialism, colonialism. You can't just, what does that even mean? These people are so ignorant and stupid. You can't just say imperialism, colonialism.

So what about it? Number one, these people like to say, oh, blacks have been in America the whole time. So have Hispanics and so have immigrants. It's a nation of immigrants. So then everything we've ever done that could be even construed as imperialistic or colonialism, that is all them too. They're a part of this. So America is either all whites or it's not.

And these dorks don't think it is and it isn't. So therefore therefore you're to blame for the imperialism and colonialism. And by the way, what American colonialism are we talking about? Where? Name one country. What are we, are you saying Hawaii? Is that what you're saying? Are you saying Guam, Puerto Rico? You realize that all of these places want to be a part of America, right? They desperately want to be states. There america right they desperately want to be states there is financial gain which gets to the larger point where do i win gain within colonialism period i mean but america is not the culprit there and imperialism what are you talking about name one thing where what

we have military bases in places so you're talking about the middle east we're not taking over countries we don't do that where do i I see this event? These are dead issues. American colonialism, man, that's a raging problem in the modern world. What? How frivolous and idiotic is it to pretend that problems that do not exist actually do exist and we got to talk about it? Yeah, after this video, I'm going to do a video on how we should all get vaccinated for the bubonic plague. Slavery, Jim Crow, segregation.

What was I just saying? Slavery, Jim Crow, segregation. What was I just saying? Slavery, Jim Crow. Okay, Jim Crow doesn't exist. Segregation doesn't exist. By the way, the blacks want segregation more than whites. Slavery doesn't exist. And also, the blacks did it. The Trail of Tears and the genocide of Native Americans.

There is no genocide of Native Americans. That's obvious. Another hyperbolic piece of language that is just her i don't know not comfortable with the fact that we won the war the various wars against the indians they tried to kill us we tried to kill them we won the end sorry losers bye-bye but it doesn't matter they love the word genocide so they'll be like well also accidentally there were some diseases that they got and then they died now they gave us diseases but i don't want to talk about that i don't want to talk about them trying to kill and they were cannibals us and having wars against us now let's just say that we did something to them and we're terrible okay trail of tears incredible she doesn't know a goddamn

thing about the trail of tears but one fact i found delightful as i researched it was that some of the people that marched in that trail were black slaves of the Native Americans. But of course, let's not condemn the Native Americans for the slavery that they participated in for thousands of years. No. Slavery wasn't fake. The United States of America got very few slaves. They all went mainly to like South America, mainly Brazil. And again, that was just a byproduct of you lost the wars. Here's your reservation. Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck off my land. That's what the Trail of Tears were. Sorry. Sorry, guys. You lost. Bye. The 13th Amendment, mass incarceration. Okay, wait.

The 13th Amendment is good. Are you saying you want to abolish the 13th Amendment? That ended slavery. Wait, get your facts right here. And then mass incarceration. I wonder why that happens. It's called mass criminality and it's being done by blacks and Mexicans, primarily. Redlining, voter suppression.

Redlining affected whites and Hispanics more than blacks. And it's not proven to be racist. And it's not even a problem because it doesn't exist anymore. Simply based on whether or not banks want to make investments where they're not going to get any return on that investment. So they picked up the pattern. They were making educated guesses and they were totally right. Totally right. I mean, why do you think blacks... I'm going to say AIU knows how to do the background on the video. Paying their student loans, have worse credit, way worse, have no money, have no savings, don't know a fucking thing when it comes to money.

And you're going to be like, oh, did you see what that bank did? It denied a loan. Yeah, you bet your ass it denied a loan. Unequal access to quality housing, medical care, quality food. That's bullshit. Just made up victimhood nonsense. Cultural genocide. Cultural genocide.

We gave them culture. Gave them religion, language. I mean, what more do you want? Technology, medicine, the arts. I mean, we have given them a freaking universe of culture. And you're saying cultural genocide? What culture? Slave culture?

Internment camps during World War II. What about internment camps? That was a smart choice. All of those people were, by the way, given reparations. They were treated with human dignity, unlike what the Japanese did to our prisoners of war. Alright, now I'm paying attention to what he's saying. Because I haven't heard a fucking word. I'm just

looking at that pole vaulter. And these people weren't even prisoners. They were just being interned. And by the way, And her ass was scrumdiddlyumptious that you're not going to mention the fact that we also interned italians and germans yeah we did not mentioned quite as often but we were at war with those nations and so yeah all's fair in love and war we can't have an enemy from within we're gonna hold you guys for a little bit while we wage a global war thanks sorry for the inconvenience here's some money go tell your brethren to stop

attacking us at pearl harbor i mean if you really think of our history our history that was it that was our history trail of tears slavery jim crow imperial, the end. I might have to, by the way, all the shirts he wears, you can buy it at his merch store. I might have to buy that fat brown buffalo Cenk Uygur shirt he's wearing. That's the history that this fucking loser thinks, and she attributes that to white people and whiteness. That's what the white people do. They don't do anything good. They just destroy. They're sort of like a disease.

Oh, she's about to make some analogies. What are white people like? Yeah, white people are at fault for a lot of things that happened to people of color. White people are the reason. The people of color should get down on their hands and knees and thank white people and be like, first of all, thank you for ending slavery. Thank you for ending Jim Crow. Thank you for creating this colony to start with

and giving us all this culture. Thank you for giving us the standard of living that we enjoy. Why do you think blacks in America live longer than blacks in Africa? Life expectancy. You think that's what? Because the blacks are really trying to live longer here? No, it's because of everything the whites of america gave the blacks of america things that still have deep effects to this day ah deep effects that's their little bullshit thing

so this is why they don't think it's a complete larp where you go hey uh here's some problems man like old shit like slavery and stuff like that why are you talking about things that are not even in existence oh well because they still have effects today. And so this trite, asinine comment of things in the past affect the future or the present. Yeah, okay, everything's interconnected. There's a series of events. We get it. That doesn't mean that discussing and rehashing ancient problems that are long since over and solved is justified in the slightest because you go, oh, well, because there's

interconnectivity between the past and the present beefy bitcoin donated 25 dollars shot jock shot jock shot jock shot jock thank you beefy bitcoin and so there's an echo effect a video like this from a person like this is an admission that this entire generation is useless not all but most especially the women they don't have a fucking thing to say. They don't have a goddamn point to make. And this whole thing is a showcase for her to announce her virtue.

It is horrifically obnoxious. I think it's important that we understand our history. Yeah, you really give a full picture of our history. Own up to it. Own what? We didn't do any of that. We were not alive back then okay i was born in 1999 so you're not gonna put any of that you weren't nigga own up to it and make a commitment to do better oh that's so fucking annoying aiu's doing the opie thing i think aiu is like 40 you

were born in 1999 did you hear how she said that do better do better be better like me i made this tiktok so i'm better right now hey white people be better to not follow the lead of our ancestors our ancestors did nothing so again she's standing on the shoulders of giants and taking a piss on the giants going hey you fucking giants what are you doing down there to denounce and dismantle white supremacy oh my god what how is any of this white supremacy what does that even mean again white majority so white people did these things so therefore they're supreme and it's white supremacy and let's blame the whole race for just the various events of history no fuck you i'm not going to listen to your white... By the way, looking at his shirt,

upcoming celebrity dead, Jack Nicholson. He has Alzheimer's pretty bad. There is no white supremacy. There's just you being racist to whites. That's it. We can't dismantle white supremacy until we acknowledge that it exists. That one's going to be a big one though. Whenever I hear it, I say something positive about whites. White people invented the toaster. You're welcome. We can't dismantle white supremacy until we acknowledge that it exists. Oh, it doesn't exist. That's the problem.

Maybe that's by design. So we can't do anything to end white supremacy until we acknowledge it exists. Well, it doesn't exist. Well, that works for me because then I can just bitch about it forever. And it will never go away. And therefore, I'll always be able to say I'm better than people who are white supremacists and it will never be dismantled. And I'll always be able to say that. So I'll always be better, be better. I'm better than you. That makes me better than you. I'm better than you. That makes

me better than you. You can't slay a dragon without first acknowledging that there is a dragon. Milady, there is a dragon. Milady, there are no dragons. That's a perfect example you just brought up. And we will never slay the dragon because the dragon doesn't exist. Thank you. You've made my point. You can't cure a disease without at first diagnosing it.

Did I not tell you that she's saying white people are a disease? I was kidding earlier. She actually said that. You can't cure the disease. So white people are a dragon and a disease. Okay, what else are we? And our country's diagnosis is a long history of white supremacy. Hooray, amazing. White people, you've built one of the greatest countries of all time. Incredible. It would be on the top 10 list of most livable countries, if not for the people of color in our country. And that's a known fact. Genocide, slavery, discrimination.

Oh, hitting up all the old ones. Every country has committed genocide and has had slavery, or every group of people. This is not specific to whites, and yet you only bitch at the whites. Interesting. We must acknowledge that.

If we don't, we are ignoring our own history and are just bound to repeat it. And she ends with a cliche. History repeats itself. We gotta stop that. Yeah. Oh, it's tiring. It's exhausting. But it shows you the level of depravity that the average I'm talking. This is everywhere. That's like a normal girl right there. She thinks she's just milquetoast saying just I am totally comfortable with these talking points. And of

course, it's being nurtured and fueled by people who also hate America for a variety of other reasons, as in they hate capitalism. They're communists. They're like, ooh, sweet, let's do that. Or they hate white people. So maybe you're a black nationalist. Maybe you want a race war. Maybe you just want to vent your rage because, hmm, I don't like my last name. It's not even an African name. I'm probably a slave. Harumph. There's a lot of fuckery afoot and white people are the scapegoat for all of this. And, you know, this has been a litmus test. I knew it from long ago. I mean, I knew it during the LA riots. I knew that there was something messed up with race in this world and with how white people view race. And the last couple years we've really seen it just widespread where everyone is being tested and white people by and large are failing the litmus test it's totally disgraceful a lot of them don't feel good about

is my intuition i think that behind closed doors and in their private thoughts they recognize the cognitive dissonance they don't agree with the mainstream anti-white narratives. They do think there's another side and there's something that doesn't quite fit in. And it's because it's all bullshit. It's because the double standard is too big to even fathom. The fact that we're going to criticize whites and no one else. The fact that we're not going to talk about all the positive things white people have done. I mean, it's just crazy, man. And it's all about strength and weakness. You can't let someone get away with this shit. You just simply can't. Not on an interpersonal level, not on a national conversational level. No, I don't allow it. I say no. I stand behind it. I sign my name

to it. That's Devin Tracy, yours truly, from Berlin, Germany. I'm coming back to Los Angeles pretty soon though, and I will have my chest out and my buttocks clenched and my head held high. I don't know what that buttocks thing was about. Oh, whatever. Either way, everything's going to be flexed. Daddy's coming home. Hooray for the whites. Bye-bye. Everyone has crossed the line Now we know you will be fine I live on the edge, I must be losing my mind Get out of my head, it's not a scene of our time This world is on fire and I'm high Hi there.

I'm a millennial girl, and therefore, I don't know what the fuck is going on in the world. That's why I rely on Devin to tell me what's what. And if I ever want to show him some gratitude, I can tip him using PayPal, Venmo, or the Cash app. Or I can just send him some more tip pics. Okay, next AIU video. The other one we didn't check out yet. Um... Bloom. um boom boom

alright this one I really wanted to check out everybody gets critiqued if they're you know have a public role um we've been known to get critiqued from time to time but that bothers me a lot less if have a public role. We've been known to get critique from time to time. But that bothers me a lot less. You better apologize. Because it's absurd.

So it's easy to brush off, right? So right wing critique is always easy. They're like, yeah, well, did you think about that maybe you're serving Satan because of the microchips and Fauci's virus? I'm like, yeah, I thought about that and immediately dismissed it because they're nuts.

And, you know, oh, you know, the old days when they say, oh, you're a brown buffalo. I'm like, that sounds pretty cool. Oh, yeah, you're a brown. Correct. For those of you who do not know, Pirates of the Caribbean is a rock fucking discord. Anyway, yeah, it's a ride at Disneyland. It's nice because they've recreated New Orleans, essentially. And you go inside and it's always dark in there. And they got this restaurant that's an actual working restaurant. It's a total ripoff.

Don't get the food there. Although they do serve a clam chowder in a bread bowl. And that is worth it. You should get that. So anyway, you cruise around here. And then this guy, this skeleton says, dead men tell no tales. And you drop. And I'm talking about

10 feet. Slow incline. It's like a 45 degree angle tops. And then, next thing you know, you're in the ride. And it's very leisurely. Did we ever get this in the first video? It's something that could have been made in the 1930s. Probably was. But it has style and it has charisma. And you're LARPing around in this pirate world. Do we ever get this new merch video? It's something that could have been made in the 1930s, probably was,

but it has style and it has charisma, and you're LARPing around in this pirate world. Now, it turns out they did try to PC this ride up a bit. They changed some of the outfits, and there was a scene where men were chasing women in some burnt-out village, and they got rid of that. And now it's like women chasing men for food or something weird, because the implication was they're chasing the women to fuck them. That's what I knew.

I registered that as a child and it taught me that women are sexual objects that are meant to be chased and fucked. So I'm going to learn that one way or the other. It might as well be the pirates of the Caribbean to teach it to me. So the fact that they took this ride, very innocent, just not even that eventful ride, and turn it into a movie franchise, a wildly successful

one, is just straight up commendable. Like, there was no reason that that series was as entertaining as it was. The production value, the CGI, even the stories, the actors, the casting, Johnny Depp, you know, yeah, it was over the top, but the numbers don't lie. That thing was seen by gajillions. So what does Disney want to do now? Well, reload. Do it again. Not pirates. No, no, no. A new ride. It's the Jungle Cruise. Of all the freaking rides, maybe the Haunted House. Why not do that one? The Haunted House is right next to Pirates of the Caribbean, very close by. And when I was a kid at Disneyland, they asked me, hey, Devin, do you want to go into the Ha house and i was like no they're

like why not and i said you just told me it was haunted i was bewildered i was like why would i go into a house you just told me it was haunted so instead we get the jungle cruise and this movie seems totally unnecessary it's starring the rock and emily blunt and the rock formulaic as you could possibly get. You got some comic relief brother of Emily Blunt. Yeah, apparently. And they're looking for a magical flower in the Amazon. And it's just, oh my God.

There's no delight to be had here. I could not imagine even watching any part of this. Even on an airplane. I think I would just, I don't know, read the fine print on the barf bag. Anything else. But they made it anyway. Now, I'm not here to discuss it. I'm sure it's a piece of crap.

And I mean that, you know, look, I don't think there's any justification for this thing to exist. It's insane. Why do it? Why are they even bothering? These people are millionaires. These CGI look shitty. I mean, what are we doing here? But I woke up the other morning and I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts.

It's not my favorite because I like it all the time. Sometimes I hate it, just like this time. It's Pop Culture Happy Hour and it's from NPR. And so we're talking just uber far left nonsense. Now, here's the problem with the show. It originally was four journalists that lived out in D.C. And they got together, working for NPR, and just as a side project, they said, let's do a podcast about pop culture. And it was four people.

Three hideous dudes. Led by this fat cat lady named Linda Holmes. By chick standards. Total feminist. More hideous than the dudes. Just, you know, typical. Just basic bitch Karen style. But, like, holier than thou.

Like, oh, I'm an academic. I'm an activist. That kind of shit. Then you have a straight white dude who's a father. He's, like, the music guy. Then you have a gay dude who's into theater and comic books and batman and shit like that and you had another guy who watches this who was also some sort of a cultural correspondent of some kind and they went on for a while then they got rid of one

guy he kind of became an alcoholic and they had a roving fourth seat the problem is they're all white and so during the racial reckoning and the white guilt nuke that went off, they became very self-conscious and they're like, Ooh, we're kind of white. So they would bring on blacks all the time and they'd bring on an Asian and she'd talk about Asian shit and they bring on a gay black and it's like, Oh, let's talk about blacks. And so this week they just evacuated. They just, they're not even there, the three main hosts. Instead, they brought on three new people. And I shit you not, it is this chick, a black, this chick, an Asian, and this dude, a Native American journalist. She's got extra cheeky eyes.

To cover Pirates of the Caribbean. Now, you guess what that number is. She has bags under her cheek eyes. What do you think they talked about? That makes sense. Oh, sorry. Jungle Cruise. Not Pirates.

Jungle Cruise. Do you think they could find an issue with the Jungle Cruise? Is there something wrong with that ride? And this movie? It was so bad, I had to share it with you. Let's go over NPR and their gaggle of affirmative action to people of color bitching about the Jungle Cruise.

What do you get when you take one part The African Queen, one part Raiders of the Lost Ark, two parts Pirates of the Caribbean,

a pinch of the Fast and Furious series, and every Disney movie trope ever? You've got to juggle swashbuckling adventure film

very, very loosely based off of the famous theme park attraction of the same name. The ever-charming Emily Blunt and Dwayne the Rock Johnson team up to play a researcher and a riverboat skipper The bag is larger than your foot. What is he doing? Oh, I wonder. This movie looks like shit from the beginning.

I'm Aisha Harris, and today we're talking about Jungle Cruise on Pop Culture Happy Hour from NPR. Here with me is Kristen Meinzer. She is the co-host of the podcast Movie Therapy with Rafer and Kristen, and she's also the co-author of How to Be Fine. It's so great to have you back, Kristen. Okay, so that's the Asian girl, and yeah, she did a book called How to Be Fine, and that's the author of the book, How to Be Fine. Have you back, Kristen? Oh, I am so excited to talk about this cruise. So excited. Good.

It's funny because they fucking hate whites. Also with us is Vincent Schilling. He is an associate editor at Indian Country Today. And welcome back to you too, Vincent. Hey, thank you so much for having me. I'm excited to be here with you and Kristen. Yeah, we have a lot to talk about. We sure do.

So just like previous movies. Could you imagine if you were in high school and these people were in an opinion about high school, these faggot nobodies? Movies based off of Disney theme park rides. The writers of Jungle Cruise had to conjure up two hours worth of plot from an original source that possessed zero plot, just vibes. There's an Amazon River's worth of convolution going on here, but the gist of it is this. It's 1916 and headstrong researcher Lily Houghton, played by Emily Blunt, is determined to find an ancient tree

that is said to have magical healing powers. She convinces the gruff, down-on-his-luck riverboat captain, skipper Frank Wolfe, played by Dwayne the Rock Johnson, to guide her and her faithful brother McGregor, played by Jack Whitehall, on their journey through the Amazon.

You know, now that I think about this, this is the exact plot of The Mummy. And The Mummy is a series that I like. I like for the i like i like for the visuals i like for the indiana jones-esque atmosphere and i grant that brendan fraser is a total douche but there's something comforting about the world that is created in that film and the tone that they strike and it fails on many levels it fails so like comic relief it's not funny but it has rachel weiss and this movie has emily blunt

and in both films they are researchers and yes it's a period piece so there's sexism everywhere but they are independent strong-minded women who are bucking all the norms of the day and they're seeking something magical and they have a brother and the brother is supposed to be the comic relief and they meet a guy who's down on his luck and they need his help to get to the magical thing. At first they don't like each other, then they end up loving each other. It's the exact same movie. But getting it right is the question and I doubt Jungle Cruise got it right. There's a curse. There are benevolent native characters. More on that later. Wait a minute. Benevolent native characters? More on that later. Okay, so would you rather they be hostile? Imagine if they

were the villain of this film. Of course, there's a white person somewhere in here, and they are the villain. There's Jesse Plemons playing a dastardly German prince in an accent that sounds straight out of an SNL skit. There you go. There he is. A dastardly German prince. That would be your white villain. There's also Edgar Ramirez playing the movie's other villain mercenary, Aguirre, mostly behind a lot of CGI makeup effects. And of course, there's the cruise boat itself. But is there any there

there? Vincent, I'll start with you. Am I getting my cake? What were your initial thoughts on this film? It tried really hard. And I have, as a Native American journalist... Oh, there it is.

As a gay man and a gay journalist. As a Native American journalist. Okay, so this is his credentials. And he wants you to know that he is speaking on behalf of all the natives. Now, would it be rude to say, wait, what effing tribe are you from? And what percentage native are you? And what relevance does that have to anything? And, you know, he'd say, wait, what effing tribe are you from? And what percentage native are you? And what relevance does that have to anything? And you know, he'd say, oh, I'm Navajo.

I'm Hopi. I'm Seminole, whatever. And it's like, okay, well, Jungle Cruise is in the Amazon. I still don't get this movie. And Emily Blunt is not hot. She's a good actress. She's not hot. So what nativeness does your bullshit native background have?

Like, they're trying to make Emily Blunt the new Sharon Stone. Well, she's not. To do with those natives. It's insane. This is like me talking about some white dude living in Siberia and going, as a white person, let me speak on behalf of that Siberian. And, you know, film critic, I have, let's just say,

a very troubled relationship with Disney. There's things that I love and there's things that are very, very problematic and historically hurtful. Historically hurtful. Let me translate that. He means history hurts. I mean, Disney's gone out of their way to be as delicate and nice as humanly possible. What do you think Disney's agenda is? It's to make money. And they do it with very pleasing, family-friendly messaging. They're not there to give you a cutthroat version of history. Let's just say things like Pocahontas, obviously, and...

What about it? Yeah, Pocahontas. So? Let's just say things like Pocahontas, obviously, and things like that. But when we get... That's your point? Your argument about Disney is Pocahontas is a movie? So?

It's based on historical fact. They did an amazing job building a story around that historical person. Did they take liberties? Yeah, of course. The real story is stupid. It's not interesting. And did they treat Native Americans fairly? Yeah.

They completely gave them a glowing review. If anything, that whole movie is a love letter to Native American culture. And he's like, uh, Pocahontas, hello. Into the world of indigeneity and... Indigeneity. That's a new one. And some sort of indigenous narrative. I mean, here we have Dwayne Johnson, you know, one of Hollywood's biggest actors, the world's biggest actors.

Okay, so literally he might be one of the biggest actors. But here's where he talks about the race of Dwayne Johnson. So the dude is half Samoan, half black. And, okay, again, what does that have to do with anything? I mean, he's there because he can pull box office numbers and he's a known product. But somehow this guy likes the fact that he's kind of brown and black. And so therefore him being the captain of this riverboat is less offensive to him than if it had been Ryan Gosling.

That would have been too much. You can't have a white hero. Have a white villain. Not a white hero. Size on Z donated $10. Kyle, do you have the missing audio? I'd like to submit the last 15 minutes of yesterday's stream for a webby chop chop. JV. Missing audio for what? What's that streaming award for that? Who is indigenous Samoan? And we have him there as the lead guy. Indigenous Samoan. Well, I i'm indigenous english can i be indigenous too

is that part of my indigeneity i'm so very indigenous right now so disney chooses a indigenous guy to represent something that was very problematic historically with indigenous people what the fuck how is duane johnson indigenous what are you talking about the guy's an American he's a black father what what what the fuck I mean how many different ways can you come up with he ain't white so he's special and it's good that he's not white so we'll just call him indigenous huh I went back and reviewed all the Disney ride Jungle Cruise ride stuff with the indigenous you know headhunters and warriors and things what about them there were indigenous headhunters and warriors and things what about them there were indigenous headhunters and warriors why is that offensive to you and just

watching the past is really painful so in other words he hates his entire history as if this guy's from a tribe in the amazon he's not and yet he personally finds it painful to recognize that there were savage MFers in the Amazon. There still are. I mean, shit. They're savage enough. The thing is, this is The Rock's project. You're an Ellie Blunt with brown hair. Favelas of Rio.

Trust me. I'll show you. But yeah, you go into the Amazon. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Sharon's still right now oh fuck you but i mean while this guy is one one hundredth of a native and whitewashed beyond belief and gay as shit and he's sitting there talking

about oh it's so painful to see the head hunters what do you think this movie is going to be? I would hope they say Anaconda. Anaconda, quote unquote, my first time with a girlfriend. I don't know if we saw Anaconda, we saw it. But it isn't that, so I don't know what they were going for in this Jungle Cruise movie. Oh, you know, I was just like, oh gosh, some of these things they did were terrible, you know.

You're right. The savage cannibal headhunters did terrible things, correct. So then you have... Right. First deep movie was the Anaconda. Veronica Falcone playing Trader Sam. That was the guy that stood at the end of the Jungle Cruise ride holding up shrunken heads. Right. So I was just like, wow. Wow, wow.

Shrunken heads. Is this the origin story of Hasan Piker? So the film did the best it could to be like, hey, sorry for all the bad atrocities we've had over the years, guys. Wait, I'm confused. Are we talking about the atrocities that the natives did? Or are you talking about us acknowledging the atrocities the natives did? That atrocity.

You know, so let's throw in a couple like, hey, this is ridiculous, right? You know, so... movie, and then it was two years later. Emily Vaughn was one hair in the movie. She had black hair, a neck of the rock. We shot that thing two years ago, but I gotta sit next to him and pretend it was a good

movie. It was a shit movie, but you gotta go. We made it, so... That's a great Mickey Mouse situation. I was trying. I worked on that all night but you know the thing is

that really stuck out to me are two very very small indigenous oriented moments he leans into that

in my movies and why I hate fucking what's her name trying to fuck out of her deal you know that stupid fat ugly loser but it's like

I shot that two years ago then two years ago then you gotta go do press for it could you imagine that you did something two years ago but then you gotta go do press for it that word indigenous doesn't he oh yeah he does indigenous hey europeans white people can i get a high five can i get an amen i love whites

that's just uh where i stand right around now all indigenous oriented moments as a native journalist that's the second time he said as a native journalist. Fucking amazing. Think how special this dipshit thinks he is. Watching these things, there's a teeny, teeny little dig. If you blinked, you would have missed it. When Emily Blunt is walking through the hallways of the archives of this place, the museum artifacts, there is a split second of a native headdress.

And as she walks by the headdress the movie music goes boom boom or something similar and i was like so the triggering is that easy there was drums playing in the soundtrack when she walks by a headdress and imagine that faggot saying hey you did this thing and I heard your problem during the movie thing. Could you imagine being that much of a fucking loser? And they're making no money,

which is surprising by me, but they're like, I'll just give up walking. And to you, that was a problem? Doom, doom, doom, doom, boom, boom, boom. Okay, do they not have music? I don't understand. So what are we allowed to say? And here's the thing. And to you, that was a problem? Doom, doom, doom, doom, boom, boom, boom. Okay. Did they not have music? I don't understand.

So what are we allowed to say? And here's the thing. You're not allowed to say anything about anything indigenous, or black for that matter, unless it's glorifying the indigenous, or painting them as a victim, or saying they're better than everyone. They're noble. They've done nothing wrong. So this is strictly narcissism.

It's just a person trying to amplify their own perceived notion of glory. They have none. They know the history is just dog shit. And so what they do is they just take offense to anyone who notices the dog shit. You know, and then when Veronica Falcone as Traitor Sam

says, Dwayne, you have us wearing this ridiculous stuff, and the thing is, I feel as though Jungle Cruise did a valiant effort in trying to represent Brazilian Amazonian tribes in a certain way that was actually fairly legitimate. Of course they did.

These people, they go out of their way. I mean, did you see Moana? I talked about Pocahontas. Moana, they spent freaking years researching Hawaiian culture. And they had experts from those tribes on their payroll. I mean, they completely do it justice. Not to mention what they did with Coco.

I mean, this is what they do now. And by the way, Rock was in Moana. He was the voice of that. You've always told us to wear these ridiculous costumes. I'm like, wait, you're trying to be authentic. So is it ridiculous or is it authentic? Wait a minute. Yes, it's ridiculous in the context of a person from 1912 wearing a costume that he is totally unaccustomed to.

The costumes are ridiculous. Do you see that? So he's not even comfortable with the character being asked to wear some native Indian headdress or whatever gear they were getting into. He's like, like no the costume should have been seen as amazing and delightful what the fuck i mean i am constantly in a state of disbelief as to how weak people can be this would be like me watching a documentary about

ancient white people neanderthal back in the deep bowels of europe and they're wearing some sort of loincloth and someone goes, oh my God, you want me to wear this, this loincloth? You know, he's walking through a museum and he has to disguise himself as one of the exhibits. And I go, wait a minute,

did he say that that Neanderthal's loincloth was ridiculous? How dare you? How fucking dare you? I'm the same skin color as that Neanderthal. I mean, that is exactly what we're witnessing right here. This is on NPR. That's what stuck out for me seriously frank next time i'm gonna charge you more for

this booga booga nonsense sam we had a deal okay you know i'm tired and this is a whole production with these ridiculous costumes and you told me this was a nice english lady with her wimpy brother and she's gonna get herself killed know, because she's crazy. Yeah, the translation there is just very muddled. And the attempts to make it seem progressive, I think, are... It doesn't seem like they tried nearly as hard as they might have done on something like Moana. Make things more progressive, please. Like, can we please progress? Do better.

I don't know. Maybe. It's very tricky. Kristen, what are your thoughts on it? I, from my understanding, you have ridden this ride before the Jungle Cruise. Oh, yes, absolutely. When I was a little kid and rode it, I don't really think I was really grasping how terrible it was. It wasn't terrible at all. You shit. It's innocuous. But then a few years ago, I went back with my sister and her husband and kids. And notably my sister and I are Asian. As an Asian jungle cruise writer. Her husband is black. Oh, wow. What the fuck is the relevance of that? Her husband is black and the kids are mixed race and are they are they

mixed race because one parent is black and one is asian thanks everybody who looked like us on this ride all the animatronic characters and so on all the brown people they were either buffoons or they were savages yes they were all buffoons and savages but wait a minute you don't look like them that look like us you're an an Asian. And by the way, this black dude, we're not talking about blacks or Asians. Did you see that? How in the Christ? This is so effing bizarre.

This is a picture of this woman. She's hideous, but she does not look like the people on the Jungle Cruise who look like the Yanomamo. They look like this. Are they human? Barely.

Like, who knows? Who cares? Imagine identifying as one of those. And as you can tell, the whole game is everyone versus the whites. So they think, God, white people just dominate me. Like, dominate me psychologically, mentally, mentally culturally just oh historically the whole thing so can we just all team up to fight the whites so yeah me i'm asian and then my black husband and now we're gonna bond with the fucking tribes people of the amazon to say fuck whites

okay good luck with that they were monsters in their own ways or they were the punchline of a joke and i remember on this ride, I mean, we were just like trying super hard to distract the kids because it's a very, very offensive ride to say the least. So. No, it's not offensive at all. It's filled with humor and fun. And yes, there were savages in the Amazon and they were fucked up and primitive. I mean, what do you want? What is this? Where am I? Going into this movie, I was curious and scared to see what they were going to do to try to combat it. And obviously the casting, which has already been mentioned of The Rock, was a notable

decision on Disney's part. Good job, guys. He's a black and a Samoan. Isn't that good? That's so good. Imagine if they'd cast a white. Terrible. And I think early on in the film, they did try to do a good job of showing the white

upper crust as being kind of silly and persnickety. And maybe they're the real savages and weirdos. They can't even take a woman seriously. She doesn't have a brain. And oh, my God, there's a woman in trousers. Okay, so that's just this is another example of they don't even hide it anymore. So I think the film was doing a good job saying that it was the white people who were the fucking savages and the weird ones. And white people back then, like they were very sexist and they wouldn't let a woman have a brain or have a career.

Oh, really? What were the women doing in those tribes? What were the women doing in Africa? Let's go talk to your black husband about that. Let's talk about the rape and about the women's rights movement of the Amazon and of Africa. All right. It's just totally laughable that they would try to be like those fucking whites and their sexism. But she is totally comfortable having whites be the villain. She wants that. That's good for her. Indigenous guy, hero, white people, villain. And there is a white villain in this. It's the German guy. And I do think they tried to show over and over again in the beginning that the white people were the real buffoons. Let's hear that one one more time. The white people were the real buffoons.

The white people were the real buffoons. So she is crystal clear that she loves the message. The white people were the real buffoons. Right. clear that she loves the message the white people were the real buffoons right so the savage head shrinking cannibals of the amazon are the amazing civilized heroes of history and white people are just horrible devils and fuck them all that the white people were the real buffoons but i think they part way through maybe forgot about that right Right, so you got to kind of hit home over and over again. White people, you suck. You fucking suck over and over and over again.

I wonder what they would have said if we had cast a white guy as the hero and instead of the German villain, cast an indigenous dude from the Amazon as the villain. And I wonder if we said, actually, it was these effing indigenous people who were the savages and the buffoons they are currently criticizing movie that did the exact opposite of that and they're still criticizing the movie and saying fuck whites in other words disney has

already bent the knee and they're saying bend lower it's wild um it's worth noting that they have actually recently updated the ride at Disneyland in accordance also with this movie so they have gotten rid of the natives and they have made it you know I think they've just kind of sanitized it in a way to address those issues. I don't think we're A.I.U. We're leftists. Oh fuck yeah. Beefy Bitcoin donated $12.50.

Let's go. We have to do an intervention on AIO. I'm going to do an intervention on ARU. We're going to do one. ARU still thinks they're a leftist. What a sad thing. They're working down in Guinness. But, um, A.I.U. Um, and I respect them. You know, A.I.U. is the biggest leftist democrat. He hates guns.

He's a war-headed lefty. He's a lefty. What the lefties used to be there you need to commit come on you're not down against this dude just admit the left is wrong

you're no left audience and I'm trying to show them I get what you're doing I get it but um You have no left audience. And I'm trying to fill it out. I get what you're doing. I get it, but, um, admit, you're not a left anymore. I know he's a fucking rich kid who lives in Germany,

or in Jersey. We're left over here. No, AAU. No, you're not. and he's a fucking dirty shit. But I left him here. A.I.U. I need A.I.U. to admit he's a fucking right winger. In this country. I feel like I'm a right winger. Yeah, I'm a right winger.

I feel like I'm a right winger. But A.I.U. hates Trump. I don't want to get into any of that. But A.I.U. hates Trump. Are you going to talk about A.I.U.? Yeah, he hates Trump. He hates him. My goal is to say, alright, yeah,

Trump. A.I.U. is going to get that. So my goal is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not waiting for slowness to get it. I haven't got it yet. It's a different country, a worse country. God knows the excuses he does over those countries. But, yeah. The leftism project is going to be done. I can't do leftism.

I can't do it. Believe in the science. Men can get pregnant. I can't do this anymore. It's a joke. It's obviously a joke at this point. It's a joke at this point. In fact, it's like AIU are making a joke.

It's a joke at this point. Hey, I hate the left. I'll vote for them. No, so you agree with that. We need to start holding people accountable for their votes. I never want to hear a leftist

we're not for men taking over sports. Well you voted for it faggot. Sorry. You are for it. I'm about holding people accountable for their votes now. If you vote for leftism you're for their votes now.

If you vote for leftism, you're for all their shit. Cause you'll, not only did you, you'll continue to vote for it. So every leftist who says, I don't think there's any other gender thing. I don't like Bill Maher. No, Bill Maher agrees with it. He doesn't agree with it I do a faggot second his hand don't agree with it no you're over the niggas who pushes it so

you do it sorry you do agree with it I get all right you agree with it you agree with something if you want to be in that something they agree with it so I'm not getting their little back out thing of you know man I ain't getting that

A.I.U. specifically A.I.U. is a leftist and a homo who lives in fucking Germany with a girlfriend I'm good with you

but um yeah or their girlfriend. I'm good with you. But, um, yeah, you agree with everything the left says because you vote for them. But not letting niggas off on their votes. Sorry. I hate SJWs without a vote for them. What do you support them, faggot?

That's the only thing I'm not along to have. What do you say against it? No. Merchant. They're doing a new Dexter thing, by the way. I never watched Dexter and I heard Dexter the last season portrayed everything, but they're doing

a new one. So I'm going to try to test if anything on that is. What's it called? Marisha? I can't call it Marisha. Marisha never talked to me. I'll just show you. I don't want to, but, you know, they were talking to me, you know, yeah, there were a thousand views, you know, they were talking to me,

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I think that gets to the heart of it. Nothing more needs to be said. They've gotten rid of the native. Yeah. Yeah. I fucking. more needs to be said. They've gotten rid of the native. Yeah. I will. I'll stream on Saturday. Oh yeah.

And then I'll play and then I'll watch. Most people are laughing. They hate me. And the greatest thing is I see people very often, they hate me, they're sad I'm sorry. And the greatest thing is, they're losing their life. They don't see, they have no future vision of's the sad thing let's see the future because we're really watching this

sorry got rid of them now do white people complain that there are white people depicted on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride has a white person ever complained that this is an insult to white pirates? I mean, 90% of those pirates are white, if not 100. Wait a minute.

So the drunken criminal pirates of that ride, do they represent our race? Are we that sensitive about how they are depicted? Or do we say, no, those guys were pirates and they did pirate stuff this is what you are seeing with all of these looks back into history whether it be the tulsa race massacre which was completely deserved and started by the blacks or whether it's the central park 5 or the 1619 project people are going through history rewriting it spinning it and framing it as they want to which is they want to have a power grab they want to demonize white people not just now but throughout history and say you are all

the sum total parts of every bad thing a white person has ever done forget all the good stuff you're all just the bad stuff and fuck you because i'm also jealous and i'm riddled with an inferiority complex and i just don't like you so fuck you for all of these reasons. This is what I refer to as, and I would like to trademark this, history is now being written by the losers. The Spurgs, the anime dorks, the pansexual horse cock-loving freaks. These people are losers, and they're attempting to rewrite history. And think of it. It makes sense. Who wrote history before? The victors.

What did that mean? It meant that the people in power, in charge, they were the ones with the money. They were the ones with the government approval. They said, okay, well, here's what we're going to teach. Write this in the books. There's only one history book for these classes. There's only a couple radio stations.

There's only a couple TV channels. This is the message. I don't like the French chick. She's the other than the mummy. I don't like the French chick. They've met other French witches in the Matrix. I don't like the French chick. They bet other French bitches in the Matrix. And she's like that weird chick in America.

We have one actress. What's her fucking dumb name? Green or something? We'll stick her in movies because we want to show her tits. She did it in Kingdom of Heaven. The 300th Sequel It's been sanctioned

It's been reviewed It's been approved Sin City She's the only actress That has big tits She's not a good actress Now everyone gets a mic Including all of the losers

And the losers don't like history. So that's why the losers are trying to rewrite history. Please be aware that is the... Oh yeah, I saw Limp Bizkit. I saw fucking Santa Claus. Trend you are witnessing. History being rewritten by the losers. I hope the movie tanks.

If I ever do watch it, I'm rooting for the German. I'm rooting for the German yeah dumb name Eva Green in that video though yeah name is you're green a shit terrible actress my fucking god shit actress Eva Green her only thing is they show my big tits and if I have hers or somebody or something was beyond me what do you try to? Is it worth to watch Kyle at a concert?

What concert? Working for AAU, pushing the Nirvana. Look at AAU. Oh, we're done. We have to play. And nothing. This stream is very nice. Oh, yeah, but AAU should have a lot of people.

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Let's go. It's Saturday. Oh, my God. I don't know what I'm watching. I don't know what I'm watching. I play other content. You know what? You know what? I heard it. I heard it. You know what? You know what I heard?

You know what I'm going to have to do? I'm only going to know what the second half of it is. I'm only going to know what the second half of it is. It's funny. I don't know what the hour. I don't know what our hour of it I'm gonna say half those fuck do of course you're in front of or you to do I but do I want to take the chance and weigh it out against...

Oh, wait, I didn't know this came out at the time stamp. All right, we're watching the rest. I didn't know it came out at the... All right, we're watching the rest of this shit. I didn't know it was going to come out the exact time I watched it. There you go. Proven vaccine that hasn't been tested, hasn't gone through regulation of the FDA regulations and whatnot. Or did I have it already?

So I have COVID. So all this doesn't even they don't even allow you to make that decision for yourself or your family. They go, no, you can't live your life unless you do what we're telling you to do right the fuck now. Dude, how do you? Yes. Yes telling you to do right the fuck now. Dude. Yes, poopsie. Okay, dear. I'll get the vaccine. Whatever you need.

And that's where we are. That's where the fuck we are. No one. The balls are gone, Jim. The balls are gone. So that brings me to this. When this happened, I discovered I don't know where to go, but I do know traveling in all those places,

Cyprus, Rwanda, Kenya. How is Rwanda? Rwanda was amazing. I went there for the gorillas. Oh, wow. But now, did you hang with them?

I did. Dude, how fucking crazy is it to look at their faces and just go, all right, there's something going on in there. I can't. They sit, their heads, right? Like alien. They got that giant fucking long back of the head.

And then you look at it and the best is when they do this. They'll get, so we'll go to the silverback, right? And this thing will come up and he's just, he's doing. Oh fuck! He's this high and his arms are just jacked. They're like, they're bigger than

my legs. He looks like he's steroided out. Yeah. And then it's like a hairy Joe Rogan. Just coming. Then all of a sudden, the tour guide would go, he's going to charge. No worries. No worries. No worries.

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What are we doing? Were you scared? Honestly, I never was scared. Wow. I never was scared. They are gentle. They'll do a fake charge, and they'll come at you, and then they'll just kind of move the other way.

Holy fuck. That's the scary part, I would think. Yeah, and the only ones that came at us were the little guys. It's the teenagers. Trying to prove themselves. Make sure the teenage girls watch it. You watching this? Yeah, because they can't fuck with the honcho.

He'll throw them on the fucking ground. Here's you. Here's the great thing, too. The head honcho, he's the one that gets to do it. He gets... Carol! Let's go. I know what.

Let's go. Lisa! Lisa! You're next. I've watched documentaries on them and their little societies and shit. And it's amazing. They have, like, cronies. Like, the head guy has cronies.

And they do some of his fucking dirty work for him. It's amazing, these things. And so some of the teenagers will do this. Because they'll go like this. Lisa. He's totally napping. will do this, because they're not, they'll go like this. Listen. He's totally napping. So, you know, I know, I've seen you looking at me.

Oh, fuck. You wanna... Dude, this guy will literally be like this. Oh, no. You want some of this? No, no, no. And they know to back the fuck up. He was asking me, like, you know, where do I find the latest Brussels to eat?

And I said, go that way. Because I was like, dad's sleeping. So I don't know. I'm just saying. That's all. Oh, fuck. I don't know why he's standing with a woody. What's this?

I don't know what this is. I rubbed against a bush. You know how these bushes are. I am fascinated by primates. It is an amazing thing. When you see them look at a person. That's what I had to deal with. This faggot.

You make no money. I don't know. She goes, what are you saying? I said, you make no money. They'll be fucking around. Because they kind of do that thing where they're like, the hell did they do it? The faggot makes no money, but she thinks he can. And then they'll go.

They think they have a TikTok or something. Like, look at you? Yes you and then look away again. Like what the fuck? And in that moment, though, it's like, what is going on there in that head? That giant fucking head. Do you see? We were supposed to go see the chimps. Chimps are fucking awesome.

I was a little afraid. And it ended up getting canceled. It was supposed to go and then we couldn't resched canceled. It was supposed to go, and then we couldn't reschedule. It was supposed to go last year, right? The chimps. I just saw a video on chimps. Did you see the documentary? Chimps literally will plot going in and taking over another set of chimps.

We saw that same documentary. It was amazing. We'll just take out the four big guys. We'll murder them. We'll hit them in the middle of the night. They're sitting there eating bananas. They do flanking maneuvers. It's like they strategize the attack before they do it.

They planned it. It's crazy. I just saw a video. It was on... I don't show my wife these days. It's like, what are you looking at? Nothing. What are you looking at?

If you want to see it, it's chimpanzees murdering a raccoon. Is that what you want to? Oh, you saw that one? Damn. Oh, fuck. Not to laugh, but he takes the tail of the raccoon. He goes like this. He spins him like a hammer thrower in the Olympics.

He does two twists. He goes, get up there. It's brutal. But first, there, yeah, here it is. This is nature. Sorry. Look at this guy spin. This guy.

And then he's like, now I'm going to toss him. Fuck you. Now get the fuck. Oh, he didn't even toss him yet. Oh, the other guy, yeah. Now this guy's like, let me take a shot. What is that? Let me see this.

What's this stupid thing? What does he say? Oh, this is the direction. He goes, yeah, yeah, he's gotta go in that direction so he can whale it into a wall. And the raccoons are like this. Oh my god. Like, oh, he's the play toy of the day.

Yeah, it's still kind of alive. And then he throws it and it goes him. Oh, there's a... Follows it again. Now, I think it was the biggest loser. There's Jim Norton, and I think he will go 50-50 with Sam Roberts to keep this year's XM contract. I think Jimmy will do it to keep the show on.

There's another throw. Oh, look at the raccoon. He has no chance. I get the fuck out of here. Look at this guy. That is... And they all come in like, what do you got, a raccoon? What do you got?

Oh, dude. Fucking... Let me punch it. Let me punch it. Let me punch it. I'll just punch it in its bandit little face. Beefy Bitcoin donated $12.50.

Let's go. We can get that second wind. Yeah, I know. I got a second wind, but when I was thinking about Junior Sam and their ending, their radio show, would Jimmy be

50-50 with Sam Roberts? No, he gets paid more now. Does Jim Norton take the big cut to do a podcast with Sam Roberts just to be on SiriusXM. Those are adorable.

I don't think they have that concept of adorable. I wonder if the raccoon had a friend that go, Hey, Charlie, there's some really good acorns over there. Really? Oh, yeah, the freshest just fell. Watch this, watch this. No, there's some big raccoons near it. They're cool, though.

You got to talk to the chips. They'll even help you get it. I didn't even see up to here. I only saw... I just saw the spin and the fucking toss. The toss, that's what I saw. Shut his mouth! You saw what we did to Bob Marley

and John Lennon and Kennedy. Watch yourself, child. You see how we're starting to go after Rogan, that big mouth UFC. Tell us damn truth on this. Seize him. Paint him. Yeah, you're fucking, uh, your appearance with

him was great. That was fucking awesome. All he did was just tell the truth. I know, but that's what people don't do now. No one does. Fucking awesome. When someone tells the truth, it's like, what's he doing? Can I be dead honest with you? I'll be blatantly honest with you. I have a friend. He's always, he's, long story short, he calls me after Rogan.

And he goes, how's Rogan? And I, on my kid's lives, I went, I think people are going to be bored out of their mind. Wow. I swear to God. And I went, I just, I just. He goes, what did you talk about? I went, I just talked about what's been going on. And I went, I just put it this way.

No one's going to watch that and go, did you see Brewer and Rogan? And it came out. Dude, I still, I have like 14-year-olds going, sir, I think just the way you do. My dad doesn't believe me. He's one of these. I think that way, and I had to call it, and I'm so glad there's people like you.

I'm like, yeah. I just told the truth. I just kind of just told the truth. Just saying things that happen. That's such a novel idea these days. The truth. Who would think the truth of how you feel and not putting your opinion in something would... Yeah. People would relate.

Now, you know what? We should talk about that in comedy, and especially stand-up comedy. The truth has become something that you're not allowed to say. We know that. People get in trouble all the time it seems like comics were always given some latitude to delve into that area that whether it's politically incorrect or offensive or you know you're shitting on someone whatever the fuck it is and you you always i again underestimated or overestimated i was like well they can't go after comics. The context is there. It's a comic.

He's doing a show. He's taking them seriously. Well, apparently a lot of people. Because I see a lot of comics now petrified to get up on stage and just do their fucking act. I'll tell you what.

I whore promo, but I'm filming I'm filming I'm filming the 20th and 21st of this month right and the blessed part of this is

I've been stuck I shouldn't say stuck I've been working comedy clubs over exhausted I'm not used to a thursday night two shows friday night two shows saturday i haven't done that and that's what you're doing yeah all right like i'm my voice is blown off i'm not used i'm used to theater right day off theater yeah day off theater and i couldn't and what what it did do is I've said, I'm just going to talk about it.

And a lot of things I talk about today is the first 20 minutes. But I make it funny. It's just an observation. I've played Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Florida, Arkansas, Iowa, Ohio, Texas. Good litmus test of- Arizona. Arizona. And when I tell you the most refreshing thing that I've seen is things that we've goofed on. Yeah.

Because people don't know what they're coming to see. They think, oh, he's going to do ACDC tonight. Oh, he's going to talk about this tonight. I talk about some of the stuff that I've done here. I haven't said anything about politics. I'm just telling you what I've observed. When I tell you

90% of that audience does this god dang it when are you filming that thank you for yeah thank you so i get thank you nobody truth thank you and i go it just, I'm just being goofy. They're like, yeah, but no one's doing it. But I'm also saying words. Uh-huh. I get it. It's very difficult these days.

And people are going to go, I already know they're going to try. Yep. But I put it in a, dude, I go after. What's that? I go after a lot. Yeah. Good. It needs to be...

It's not... And you're not doing this as some fucking dignitary at the UN getting up and pontificating at the podium. You're a comic, for fuck's sake. You're getting up there, and a lot of comics over the course of history, and a lot of the best comics have based what they do on their observations of the hypocrisy and bullshit and everything else. Look, Carlin, of course.

I used to fucking think, I used to, toward the end of Carlin's career, I would watch and go, ah, why is he so mad? That's what I did. Why is he so mad? I like funny Carlin. And I'm not even talking about, like, get up there and do the hippy-dippy weatherman. Oh, exactly what you mean. But now I watch those and go, this motherfucker saw this. Oh, shit, he saw it coming long before we did.

You're all diseased. Yes. He basically, your stuff, you're addicted to your stuff. He put out every, I felt the same way I said. He's a little angry. I'm a little angry these days. Now I watch it because you see the clips on Instagram. Yeah, yeah.

Oh my, you know, Americans are so worried about disease and germs. Yeah, yeah. And then he goes into global warming. Audacity that you think you have control when you can't even control yourself. I think I was so annoyed at his anger because it felt like a personal affront. It did. I'm like, he's goofing on America.

That's why. He's calling us stupid. And it's like, oh no, we're stupid. Oh shit. One big mall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, no, there's parks You've never been to Grand Canyon, George

You're just old and bitter Like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about And it's all brilliant to watch now It is probably the most brilliant comedy you can watch Yeah Last two specials of George... Oh, my God. You watch that and you go...

You turn and look at the news? Yeah, yeah. And then you turn and listen to this bit? You're a fortune teller. You go... He saw it coming before anyone. And put it in that context of comedy, even though he was very angry.

He was very angry. Like, he still had that fucking sarcastic, just fuck this. See, you think they give a shit about you? You're a fucking idiot. Like, your vote don't count. It's one big club and you ain't in it. You ain't in it.

And then there's someone sitting in the front row, it's like, I paid $500 for these tickets. How about, this is another thing that no one, they all press. How about Ricky Gervais at the Oscars? Just that? Boom. Boom.

Calling him out. The most. I remember watching that live going, what is he doing? He's gonna get... He's gonna get killed! He was gonna get whacked. All the sacred fucking cows. Went from, you're all pedophiles.

Yeah, yeah. He basically said, you're all pedophiles. And you're all complicit. And you're all complicit. Let's not kid ourselves. What did he say? If the terrorist said we have a new production company, you'd be the first one on the line with your agent.

And then he's going, and some... No, you never see the bullshit, the retarded bullshit, you put that in work. Unfortunately, you think it's gonna leave it there. Alright. I can't get it out, but um. Yeah, I would love to bounce. All you faggots, join me. Pettis, Lobo, Diablo, run in the 80s Jameon Zeus, Bezos Pettis, Lobo, Diablo, run in the 80s