The Yewneek Pod - jre has the coof . takes horse medication. k.b goes off and bleepcast

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

rogan tests positive gets smeared for taking a prescribed medication. kevin brennan trolls dave smith. joe budden chimes on bleeps shit

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Randy Marsh. How many of you niggas are named Randy? Is Joe okay? Marsh fan! Why did I delete the stream Monday? Oh, sometimes fucking Dez deletes my shit. I gotta put a fucking lock thing on my phone.

I just gotta do it. You just switch it open. Do that and it just opens up. I ain't got time for passcodes. And I took no out. The Steel Humper Variant. Xanax costs $5

a pill. Does it? So, Xanax costs $5 a pill does it so Joe Rogan has the vid and he's trending number one right now because hey here's that whore Brendan Chobb banged

and then she exposed him for it I guess she just gets flown out to get piped up by dudes she's in Rome she like post pictures from Dubai and shit did you see on my second channel I dropped that video of Ariel Hawani fucking trashing Brendan Job. Is your voice really like this? Yes, it is. Julio

Garza. Now go mow a lawn! You get 30 for $12 is that good or bad but uh so Joe Rogan dropped a video we're gonna check it out I just can't wait till

fucking what Mark Maron's gonna say about this let's see Joe did it in Baba boo he's black Hello friends. So I got back from the road Saturday night feeling very weary. I had a headache and I just felt just run down. And just to be cautious, I separated from my family, slept in a different part of the house. And throughout the night, I got fevers and sweats. And I knew what was going on. So I got up in the morning, got tested. And it turns out I got COVID.

So we immediately threw the kitchen sink at it. All kinds of meds. Monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin, Z-Pak, prednisone, everything. Prednisone? Are you pregnant, nigga? And I also got an NAD drip and a vitamin drip, and I did that three days in a row. And so here we are on Wednesday, and I feel great. I really only had one bad day. Sunday sucked. But Monday was better.

Tuesday felt better than Monday. And today I feel good. I actually feel pretty fucking good. That's the good news. The bad news is we have to move Friday, the Friday show in Nashville. It's going to move to Sunday, October 24th. So that will be the new Nashville date. My apologies to everyone. Obviously, there's nothing that I can control. It is what it is. Crazy times we're living in. But a wonderful, heartfelt thank you to Modern Medicine for pulling me out of this so quickly and easily.

And my love to all of you. Thank you. Bye. Ew! Nigga just tried to kiss us! The fuck? He looks like Norton right now. Weird. Ivermectin is for horses, for fuck's sake. You do know

that there's certain medicine that they use on animals that they use on human beings too you do realize human beings we are animals right like you took the suppository once

did you get vaccinated man what is that He took the suppository once? Did you get vaccinated, man? What is that impersonation Tim Dillon is doing? I know he's doing Rogan, but why is he doing it like that? Ding, man! Like he made Rogan half-fucking Scottish and Jamaican.

There's two types of ivermectin For fuck's sakes I saw this video where they said Um We're just all gonna have to live with COVID Because You know how like people vaccine People be like that's how they got rid of Polio and smallpox And all these diseases with vaccines you know how like people, vaccine people be like, that's how they got rid of polio

and smallpox and all these diseases with vaccines, but we'll never get rid of COVID because we have animals and our animals get COVID. So we'll just constantly, like cats don't get polio, cats and dogs, they don't get polio or smallpox or anything. But they do get COVID. And we'll always just spread it to our animals and back and forth. Mike Redbar has passed. Has he? I don't think that's too official.

I canceled my fucking scars club. Fuck him. Nigga hasn't done a fucking show since May. Hey. It's not fake i had covid 19 i remember i live streamed and i was like i think i might have covid and if i do i i kind of hope i did because um it really wasn't nothing my back shoulder was aching like a motherfucker for four days. But, yeah, COVID. Even popped on the test. Jules made a statement in the BBG.

Not believing it until I see pictures. Post it in my Discord. I'll give you a discord link but if Mike David did pass away we'll have to switch to a celebration stream now I'm just fucking around if you get COVID you will be so pissed we are in eternal jail for freaking cold not nearly as bad

as the flu like i said when i had covid it wasn't even fucking top 100 times i've been sick the worst i was ever sick is when um uh for a fucking hardcore week but like two weeks when i first went to boot camp cause I had never flown before before I went to boot camp but I guess flying for the first time and being around new people from new parts of the fucking country and shit in world

cause you can join the fucking military from the Philippines that was the sickest I ever was and I was in fucking boot camp which is a bad fucking time to be sick that's the fifth reported death bar red bar death hoax

yeah I still did shows it was easy I was just sick I wasn't fucking just a it's the flu I was just sick. I wasn't fucking... Just a... It's the flu! Like I said, the only thing that really stuck was my back shoulder. Ache like a motherfucker. I didn't lose taste and smell.

I got super smell, though. I have not gotten vaccinated. I'll get the one three years from now. well your nephews are probably really young like we all had it her mom had it I guess she was the worst but she wasn't that bad then her mom did get vaccinated our kids were just sick for like a few days she was the worst, but she wasn't that bad. Then her mom did get vaccinated. Our kids

were just sick for like a few days. I had the first wave. Yeah. By the way, here's the thing they're not telling you. The Delta variant is less deadly than the original. Every

wave, now it's Delta, then there'll be alpha omega and all that shit every wave will be less deadlier than the previous wave so i already had i had the worst one well technically the worst one was the first one they had in china remember when those videos came and i was live streaming of niggas throwing up blood and shit? And I said, just nuke China? Wish you'd listen to me now, don't you? But, um, yeah, that was the first one. When niggas were on subways in China throwing up their fucking insides like they had Ebola and shit.

I personally can't wait for the Lambda Lambda Lambda variant. The Delta Jet Blue. You're getting the second dose this weekend? When are you getting the booster? And then when are you going to get the next booster, the next one, the next one?

You know, like, I've had flu shots, but after a while, you just stop taking the flu shot. Maybe get the vaccination, that's fine. fine i like i personally said um i would feel much more comfortable if the johnson and johnson wasn't taken off the market because i would just want to get the one i'm not going back twice and i'm getting one then a month later going back in and then that. If I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Yes, Susie, I've been on since 7.30. If I'm getting the fucking shot,

I'm getting the shot. I'm not getting a series of fucking shots and shit. Alex Jones was saying a year ago boosters every six months and now it's here. I know. What have we done here be? What was I checking out though, oh I want to watch a Kevin Brunton Fucking flip out and Dave Smith. It's a little bit of a Skirmish. Oh, I saw that video too. Yes

at the old Stand comedy club you're at the stand, right? Yeah, it was Australia is fucking insane any a perfect example why you don't give up the guns Stand it was legion of skanks at the upstairs room Downstairs, oh they do it downstairs now yeah and the the the good room the the actual comedy club room and not the you know the restaurant room upstairs so uh was it sold out no no it was i mean it was packed but it didn't look like it was sold out all right it's a monday yeah and are people like laughing when they watch the taping yeah yeah like in the room the skanks do well yes all right so uh and how far into the episode was it when you when lewis went to go to the bathroom or something yeah it was near the end

of the episode lewis lewis got up to, and I pulled that little stunt, which, you know, it upset Dave quite a bit. So I got to serve my sentence, learn my place. Was he really mad? I think in the moment, yes. In the moment, he was pretty upset. But since then, he's calmed down, and now, you know, I have to go through the judiciary process of serving my time. You know, six months suspension from Legion of Skanks. So wait, you're suspended from the Skanks or from the...

Is this nigga's background Master Roshi's house? From Gas Digital or from the Comedy Club? I'm suspended from Legion of Skanks. The club will still let me in but they won't serve me. That's insane. I know, right? And I don't even drink.

I just want to get burgers and risotto but they're not allowed to serve me. I feel full after the risotto. You can't you know they're not allowed to serve me and i have to leave i feel full after the risotto you can't even get food they won't even let me have food no and they i mean they not no one's saying it but i think it's expected that i'll be there for what i don't know so if you sit at the bar if you sit at the bar they won't serve you but you're supposed to tip no one said that but that's the vibe i get is like we're letting you in here so you should be tipping us because it is still like a business like i guess they still like they won't serve me but i should support the staff yes can you bring outside food no can you drink your own water if you bring a bottle of water can you drink your own water? If you bring a bottle of water, can you drink that?

I can get water. They'll serve you water. They'll serve me water, but I'm not allowed to get any Cokes or sodas or burgers, risotto, pizza. What is this? That's fucking... Look, Dave Smith and Lewis are sending a message. Look, where I am on this ladder, I just got to put my head down and take my lumps. Would that normally have been comped or would you be expected to pay for those things?

The guy who doesn't talk actually talked. Every time I go to the stand, I buy food, you know. So they won't even allow you to buy things there? Yeah, I don't understand it. I call that bad business. That's what I call it. That is bad business. Yeah.

But I'm not banned from the club. I'm just banned from Legion of Skanks and, I guess, eating. So who are you hearing this from? Well, Joe Harari and... That is Master Roshi's house. Because... Damn, he's got the original Dragon Ball. Because young Goku is on Nimbus. Steve Smith and Luis J. Gomez.

Wait, Luis and Dave contacted you and said you're not allowed in the taping? I work with Louis and my producer told me what he told her. Alright. You're not allowed to eat.

I'm not allowed to eat. I'm not allowed to even have my Cokes, which, you know, I guess that's good for me. It's too much sugar. I'm surprised he has a producer. Yeah, you're going to lose a foot. Yeah, they might not be helping you. I think the stand is just looking out for my health. So, you know, the 20 years of 9-11, you might be right now

that Biden is president. And now all of a sudden ISIS is back. But now they're ISIS-K. What is that? a fucking special K what is that so basically they said yeah all right here's the fucked up thing from my side I don't know if you guys can explain it to me Dave Dave Smith is a big libertarian it isn't freedom what isn't free speech one of the main major tenants of being a libertarian Because they think everyone should have the right and liberty to do anything,

even stuff I don't agree with. So for them to take away, for them to say, you exercise the right to talk. I don't exercise at all. No, but you did. That episode, you jumped on the podcast and you smoked. That's a problem. And here's the thing.

If you had done it on another show and Luis had seen it, he would have called you a real-ass dude. Because I've seen him tell people on Twitter, this guy's a real-ass dude. Well, I think what it was. Since you did it on their show. I hate Luis J. Gomez's real ass saying thing. They're so disrespected. Again, what

you did was very skanky also. Very skanky. But they're like, hey, how dare you be skanky? We don't approve of this. So they say, you're not allowed to talk, even though libertarians think you should be allowed to do everything. And I'm sure freedom of speech. I checked

before the show with a libertarian I know who's actually read the constitution who's actually running running for mayor he does that every show he reads the constitution before every show it's too big to fit in my pocket but i i contacted her about she's running for the mayor who's the one who who's the guy who carried around the constitution in the pocket mayor mayor aureole of the new york city as a libertarian candidate i asked her is freedom of speech a major uh component of being a libertarian she said absolutely so the fact that you you exercise your freedom speech at a comedy club you did what you did was very skanky and they they're

objected because it just shows that they're that you know, of course they're hypocrites, but also they're bitches for just going, hey, you can't. Big J's a hippo. Now that's a roast right there, right? Yeah, there you go. The point is you can't say you're skanks and then somebody does something skanky to you and you're like, hey, that's not nice. That's not skanky to us. You're like hey that's not nice that's not you're skanky to us you're called the

legion of skanks bitches it's it's not really surprising to me that people who call themselves the legion of skanks are a bit inconsistent you know it's what they said bob said i'm pointing out the obvious and also as a man robbie i think I think Dave Smith would make the argument private property and business rights. And you can ban anyone from your business. They believe you have the right to do everything, anything you want to do, as long as it's, I guess, not physically hurting somebody. But you should you you have the that's the whole thing. Libertarians, they believe you should have the right to do everything but not speak so you not speak on their sitcom i mean on their pockets which is stanky legion of skanks is filmed in front of a live studio audience yeah you did a skanky fucking thing and they don't

approve so they're like a region of inconsistency we're gonna have you banned for six months because you did something skanky on the leg of Skanks. It's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, but I mean, Kevin, at the end of the day, six months from now, it'll just be a fun story that we can laugh about on the show. This Thursday. Yeah, but we're not there yet. We're not at six months. We're right fucking now, September 1.

This Thursday, right after Cheers, Legion of Skanks starring Big Jay Oakerson. Yeah, starring Big Jay Oakerson in Wilmer Valderrama as Luis J. Gomez. That's not bad. That's not bad casting. Pretty good stuff. That's not bad. Yeah. You'd have to shame his head for the role.

I saw Seinfeld again last night. By the way, I'm glad that Wilmer Valderrama dude didn't become anything. Seinfeld comes on here in New York, 11 at 11, at 11 at 1130. They tried to get him that show. That he had Opie on, remember? Remember the dude from that 70s show, Fez? And he got a show on TBS and Opie went on it?

A prank show thing? Whatever. I put it on Seinfeld. It's so bad. It actually makes you... Kevin, it sounds like you have something in common with your brother. Someone just pointed that out yesterday because I tweeted it.

It was so bad. You don't like I tweeted it. It was so bad. Wait, you don't like Seinfeld? No, it's so bad. Seinfeld rules, nigga. 1997, so I guess they were mailing it in Jim and Sam style at that point. But, I mean, it's fucking, it's so... They were kind of mailing it in. Bad? I'm actually taken aback. I'm actually surprised.

The jokes are so hacky and so obvious. I'm like... No. It was a stupid show with a stupid concept that I think only lasted one season. And it's almost impossible to find Opie his sketch thing on it. Because you had to set somebody up for a prank.

It's fucking like lost. Wow, you guys are really mailing in. But I think there was this... I think that you have to... At the beginning of the... When the sitcom started, it sucked because they didn't find their way yet.

And then at the end, it sucked because then they're mailing in. I think in the middle, there probably were some good episodes, like when George's dad was on and Jerry Stiller. And, you know, I think the best episode was in the middle. But if you're not watching those, it's garbage. It's like Three's Company, New York style,

instead of Vanity Fair in New York. Kevin, what's the worst sitcom, Seinfeld or the Legion of Skanks? I just can't believe you did something skanky and they have a problem with that. I don't really care. I do. I don't care if you care. I care. I know. My thing with Dave is like, Dave is still

going to, even though he preaches this libertarian shit. Dave had a baby with the wife. How big is the chin we're taking bets to have feelings and be gay about is it crimson chin jay leno insulted i as same as i would so it's like and also that's not my show so what i what i did i would say the skanky fucking thing you did a skanky thing and they objected you being skanky fucking thing. You did a skanky thing. And they objected to you being skanky. It's like someone coming on this show and being miserable.

I'm like, hey, don't be miserable. It's called misery loves company. Yeah, I got to allow for that. I think really it was just. Well, yeah, they got swine flu. But the president at the time, the whole media and deep state wasn't against. Like, so they, COVID was their thing to take down Trump. Because I targeted me.

They had nothing. Economy booming. Everything was great. So they took advantage of this. By the way, if Trump had won, COVID would have been over. Because it would have been like any state doing lockdown, you're getting no federal money. But people want to vote for Biden by mail.

I think Dave is the one who's like... Because Dave's not funny, so you said the truth. The truth hurts. The truth hurts. But I don't have anything against... Dave is not somebody who i care to have like beef with yeah because it's not worth it because he's nothing he's an insignificant factor why are you having beef with him huh then why are you having beef if it's not worth it then

why are you doing it it's worth it for me not for you okay okay yes yes okay hey just clearing that up uh doll were you going to cause trouble, be funny, get under Dave's skin, the defense Kevin Donner? I'll be completely honest with you. I was in a pretty severe manic episode at the time. I didn't know where I was most of the time because I had missed my medication for several days. Why?

Because of the floods? Why do you miss your medication because i was taking a bunch of drugs and drinking and i forgot to take it for a bunch of days and um yes so what they say push push and believe you got it lexapro i like everywhere i think we're saying all his mantras and now he's dead. Well, no, because as it was happening, I thought about him. I was like, oh, this might have been what happened to Brody because I'm like

I was going crazy. Oh, hot take. And I might end this because I don't know if they keep talking about Dave Smith. Brody Stevens. Not funny at all sad he killed himself but um

not funny in the least not funny at all in any way shape or form when that happened I thought to myself this will be really funny and there wasn't a thought that you have like two options like i should either hang myself or call out dave smith yeah it turned into a real chat come on yeah yeah no it turned into something like that where it's

like if i don't do this i might kill myself and no is that true so you have to do something crazy or else you'll you'll do something uh sell you'll self-harm no no no i just was very right because like i i knew in my head i was like this is funny but then there wasn't a part of me that went yeah but is it funny enough to justify like justify all the times i'm going to get called because of this well that's a beautiful uh that's a beautiful thing that that you don't that you don't have that side of you well i do have do have a filter usually. No, I'm saying when you're in a manic state,

it's a beautiful thing to do. I like comedic. Well, I don't like stand-up comedy. That's the only thing. That's a beautiful way to live. Just be like, hey, the other side is not here. Because the niggas who excel at it aren't funny guys. They figured out the formula for stand-up comedy. So you just do whatever the fuck you want. Because the niggas who excel at it aren't funny guys.

They figured out the formula for stand-up comedy. There's a difference between being funny and being a stand-up. That's why everyone we like never really made it. Patrice never really made it. Artie, Jim Norton, all the guys we like. Legion of Skanks. Worst stand-up comedians ever. They're funny guys, though.

This is where you are. Because I think what happened is I did something that somebody like Ari would do, and it bothered them that I felt as comfortable as their buddy of 15 years. They don't know me, and I'm just doing something that— Yeah, but if Ari does it, it's not skanky because they're friends. I have to look up the definition of skanky. But if Ari does it, they're all friends. It's like if I do something to Chad, we're friends, I guess, friendly.

So if I do it to a complete stranger, then it's different. So if Ari comes on and does that, that's not a disrespect. That's not skanky. That's just good natured banter, as Bobby Kelly likes to. Yeah. I mean, the show

is mostly $25. It's not skanky at all. And when something skanky happens, they shut it down. They ban you for six months. A sleazy or unpleasant person or a promiscuous woman.

Yeah, I mean, they said that. It was sleazy or unpleasant? It was unpleasant. You were kind of like a promiscuous woman. I can't even say it. You were an unpleasant, unwanted guest. Right, yeah.

Basically, you were the definition of a skank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I think as definition of a skank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I think as time goes on, this will shake out, and it'll be like a funny, oh, remember when Dalton was an idiot or was a skank? Because it's like, yeah, at the end of the day, Lewis was a skank that time, and we got mad. Remember when he was a skank and we got mad?

Yeah, yeah. Lewis does enjoy all the wrestling and stuff like that i think it's just dave dave's not he's a prissy little bitch that's why he doesn't enjoy it well yeah and that's his wrestling name prissy little bitch not a bad wrestling name do they know that you were in a an altered state when this happened? Big J and Christine knew because I talked to them about it. After or before?

Before. They both take the same medications, so they knew. Yeah, I think like, you know, six months from now, I'll order me a burger at the stand. I'll have a Coke with it. And then I'll talk to my good friends,

the Legion of Skanks. Hey, you think if I went to the stand and got a burger and then brought it to you outside, would they let you eat it outside? Ooh, I don't know. Kevin, we're going to have to try it. If I got it to go and then we stood outside. No, I did not check out the last episode of My Shadow.

I ate it. I want to do that now. I want to see, No, I did not check out the last episode of My Shadow. I ate it. I want to do that now. I want to see, yeah, I want to rattle the cage a little bit more. And then what happened? Did you go back on your meds after this happened? Oh, yeah. I called my doctor and she was like, well, take your medicine right now and stop doing so much acid.

I was like, alright, whatever, bitch. Oh, you were taking acid and drinking? I was doing everything because back in April my best friend got electrocuted to death and I've been taking a lot of drugs to her about like the wiring was messed up

yeah I think I'm gonna interview this weirdo which I don't care about I just cared about the Kevin Brennan going after Dave Smith thing but um why were they about to fight who they were about to fight Theo and Shabba about what but out um Kevin and do we do Gavin McGinnis or Joe button which one do we do people deal with trashing a shop. When? Time stamp me.

I thought they stopped the Patreon. Theo Vaughn gave out a message, get off the Patreon because we're not doing it. Are they on Patreon? I'll sign the fuck up right now for it if he's trashing him on it

and you timestamp me. Gavin? This guy did his comeback shit on a show that wasn't his and I appreciate it. Look at that guy. He doesn't have sunglasses. Yeah, that guy He doesn't have sunglasses Yeah that guy was annoying Red bar is dead

Apparently Is the king of this thing Patreon I ended it when Theo said the Patreon's over And then the producers of that Shit show talked shit about me I ended it when Theo said the Patreon's over. And then the producers of that shit show talked shit about me. Yes, the producers. And Red Bar talked about it

and defended me during it. Rightfully so, but... We did the Dave Smith thing. Then Gavin Look at his quiet storm radio voice The button thing is inside baseball To be honest with you. During slavery? Yeah, duh.

Show enough haberdashery and flim-flamming. It's time for My Pet Biden. Oh, hell yeah. Hang on to your hats, folks. It's coming. You're about to get cartooned up. My pet Biden. On him I can depend.

My pet Biden. A monster of a president. He's big and blue and sleepy. But a friendly monster too. My pet Biden. Wait, what? That doesn't rhyme. So,

remember when he said he can drive a truck? And he was lying? I drove an 18-wheeler. You drove? No, you didn't. So he was at a truck He was at a A Mack truck I don't know

Dealership Looking at the stuff And make this full screen It is really awesome Make sure it's nice and loud The guy who works there Really handled himself well Fumpy Joe

Hey man Dick Hurts Heather Bouchard Hey Heather How are you? Good to see you Sean Smith Hey Seanard. Hey, Heather, how are you? Good to see you. Sean Smith. Hey, Sean, how are you?

Absolutely. You're doing great. You're not driving the truck. Can I open the door? No, no keys. There's no keys. We don't have keys. Oh, there's keys.

Locked. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Think about driving this truck. You have no... How do you have this terrible video quality in 2020? No business driving this truck or anything else. We took a vote, and we're all in agreement

that you can't drive anything besides the country into the ground. That's my opinion. That's everybody else's opinion. We're all in accordance to this idea that you can't drive shit. You suck at everything that you do. You're just digging a hole for all of us. It's not fair to anybody. You're a total nimrod and you're not driving the fun

nimrod that's such a great word um what'd you think of that ryan beautiful it took me a second to realize that that was doctored okay because i was watching going i wonder if ryan will understand that this is fake yes no no i like how he says his name dick again he's like dick hurts yeah dick dick hurts yeah he's dick heather bouchard they really like the guy who made that is really good at audio it he sounds exactly as staticky as them yeah Yeah, yeah. But here's a real speech from a Gold Star parent who lost her son in Kabul in the suicide bombing. And, I mean, I've got to read the whole thing. This message is for you. I know my face is etched into your brain.

I was able to look you straight in the eyes yesterday and have words with you. After I lay my son to rest, you'll be seeing me again. Remember, I am the one who stood five inches from your face and was letting you know I would never get to hug my son to rest you'll be seeing me again remember I am the one who stood five inches from your face and was letting you know I would never get to hug my son again hear his laugh and then you tried to interrupt me and give me your own sob story and I had to tell you that this isn't about you so don't make it about you you then said you just wanted me to know you know how I feel and I let you know that you don't know how I feel and you do not have the right to tell me you know how I feel you then rolled your fucking eyes in

your head like you were annoyed with me and I let you know that the only reason I was talking to you was out of respect for my son and that was the only reason why I then proceeded to tell you again how you took my son away from me and how I will never get to hug him, kiss him, laugh with him, etc. And you turned, you turned to walk away. And I let you know my son's blood was on your hands and you threw your hand up. Yes, Ryan. Behind you as you walked away from me, like you were saying, okay, whatever. You are not the president of the United States of America, Biden. Cheating isn't winning. You are no leader of any kind. You're a weak human being and a traitor. You turned your back on my son, on all of our heroes. You are leaving the White House one way or another because you do not belong there. My son's blood is on your hands. All 13 of them, their blood is on your hands. If my President Trump was in his rightful seat, then my son and

the other heroes would still be alive. You will be seeing me again very soon. By the way, as my son and the rest of our fallen heroes were being taken off the plane yesterday, I watched you disrespect us all five different times by checking your watch. What the fuck was so important that you had to keep looking at your watch. You are nobody's special, Biden. America hates you. Yeah, that's something I didn't realize until I saw them on Hannity last night, I think it was, that it wasn't just one quick incident. It was like five times. And then, of course, when it was time for George Floyd's funeral, we had nothing but attention from him. He sat alone on a bench just like that.

Was it the mayor of the town he was killed in? Where was he killed in? Was it Ferguson? No. Remember blubbering over the coffin? Blubbering. Oh, I shouldn't say blubbering. He was just shaking. baby george is gone

minneapolis yeah minneapolis junior those guys are not impressed with old joe but here's a doozy so remember trump was impeached because he said to was it hungary or something ukraine he said uh yeah you should look into that i think there was some illegal stuff going on so as far as the less narrative that is him doing quid pro quo he says i'm not giving you money unless you investigate this meanwhile Meanwhile, there was a crime there. Hunter Biden was given that job illegally to be a consultant on some fucking mine in Ukraine. Hunter Biden, the only thing he can mine is crack rocks out of the carpet. Why is the job obviously is totally illegitimate, right? So Trump said, look into it. That was him

being impeached because he's trying to manipulate the justice system or some bullshit. Meanwhile, here's a Biden call that deserves impeachment. He said to the president of Afghanistan at the time, so yeah, when we move out there, we need to make it look like we're winning and the Taliban are losing so I need you to help me frame that narrative whether it's true or not so it's always important to get to the quotes right like with Trump they accuse him of saying Nazis are good people then you look up the quote you realize it's a complete lie he was talking about something else but here here's the exact quote and there's a need whether it is true or not there is a need to project a need, whether it is true or not, there is a need to project a

different picture, whether it is true or not. So he's trying to get this Afghan president with him on his fake propaganda, which he's really running with. He's got, we talked about this yesterday, right, when he says, it was an extremely successful departure. We won the war. And I didn't leave any Americans behind. And then I saw lefties on Twitter going like, I hate how these Trumpers are pretending that the Americans left behind were like guys who have a John Deere tractor. It was mostly Afghans who happened to be American. Oh, okay, so they don't matter now? Your racism is showing.

Which brings us to racism. Let's jump on some racism. Been a while. I'm back. Talk about racism. I wasn't gamming anything. I was only talking about Joe Biden. And

yeah, so I wasn't gamming anything. I was only talking about Joe Biden. Yeah, so... Alright, anything else to watch? Or should I just talk to you? Brent Hatley has chimed in on the Joe Rogan thing. Brent Hatley said, the media's deliberate conflation of the horse version of ivermectin

with the human version of ivermectin to scare you is damn near criminal. I'll speak to the Burke show tomorrow at 5.30 at Florida Man Radio. What the fuck is that? What's Florida Man Radio? It's a dot com? It's over, Brent.

It's done, Brent. The fuck are you doing, dude? It's over. You lost that twitch. No one paid enough money to see your wife's cunt and fuck other dudes you cuck only fans which reverse their position but yeah what the fuck is he doing what the fuck is Brent doing? You fucking nobody. Ugh. I think it really annoys me.

Him and Shuley, the wasted potential. You have to work on the Howard Stern show. I'm bigger than him. By the way, you know, speaking for funny, you know that YouTube channel? That dude is smartly going after

Sam Roberts because he's a nobody too. Sam Roberts watched the second channel because his first channel has a bunch of bought subs and shit. They got no real views. On it. It might be demonetized.

Because if you had a channel. With over 100,000 subscribers. Why don't you just post. All your videos to that one. Why would you. Start a second channel. And post to it consistently where you get no views so um all these niggas are nobody and i'm bigger than all of them it's a very

bizarre thing for me to be in by the way i'm bigger than sam roberts i'm bigger than Sam Roberts I'm bigger than Brent Hatley but they were on the biggest radio show Sam Roberts is still on the Jimmy Sam show until October that's how it's new video on OBI. I dug it. I brought you got 3,000 subs. Kelly, Kelly, you're on my second channel.

I have a main channel, which has more subs, a lot more subs than this, stupid. 15k subs, maybe 18k subs. My live number is, you know, YouTube is not a live streaming platform. That's the main problem why they can't attract talent why Dr. Disrespect hates being on YouTube unlike Twitch his live numbers fall in

comparison because it doesn't fucking tell you people are alive because YouTube doesn't inform you of that thing because this platform isn't for live streaming. YouTube is not a platform for live streaming. Although they did make their first,

I think they made their first signing that Call of Duty dude Tim the Tatman They signed him To an exclusive YouTube gaming deal So YouTube Might be getting into The video gaming thing Because they signed Tim the Tatman

He left Twitch And now he's just doing YouTube gaming So They might be getting into that Field YouTube Gaming. So, they might be getting into that field of thought. Yeah, yeah. Subs mean nothing, by the way.

Oh, the views. The money. He needed the money. Oh, I'm Dice. What's Dice have? The fucking thing Jim Ross had, cerebral palsy phase. I'm Dice. What do you think Dice looks like now?

Do you think Dice just looks like a weirdo now? Like completely? I'm thinking. What about playing Annie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, there we go. Did I play the Chicago thing last night? I think I did. Did I or I didn't? I could have cut it out because the tits came night? I think I did. Did I or did I not? Because the tits came in.

I think I did. It's not. oh wait hold on I do have a stuttering john clip well not a clip tag and play about stuttering john hold on

hold on It's a tag and play about Stuttering John. Hold on. Hold on. This is how sad Stuttering John has become Where is it But who is going to start a R&RD podcast? They gotta play this one. Hmm. He didn't get taken down did he? I can find it holy shit I already found it

you know I got down and taken down I do not believe it it will get refunded. This is a secret encore against me. No one donated, so I doubt it. That is just shot of drinking. But no one donated to me, continue. I can't find this video on the place. Tell me the sun. Oh my god, I really wish I could watch. I'm not interested in

a video, but Jesus. Basically, Stuttering John spoke at his, Susanna's new wedding, saying how great her new man is. That was the point of the meeting. Stuttering John failed, but who gives a fuck about Stuttering John bigger than him? Who cares?

Sam mentions things you bring up constantly what does that mean I like talking to the beefy the beefy so yeah he died. But... Why don't you have a Mexican do it for him if he's in Texas?

That's racist. Look, they're not going to take that job. All right? That's a white man's job. Something that Ghostbusters used to use, but they put it... There's a lot of, like, OSHA violations. You're still allowed to do that? Yes, I am doing Skank Fest, because

that's not happening at the stand. That's at the Secret Group in Houston, Texas. November 4th through 7th. It's already sold out. So the skanks aren't banning you, but the stand is? I'm banned from the show Legion of Skanks.

At the stand, but not in Houston. Not in Houston. Well, I probably won't be able to go on Legion of Skanks in Houston, but I have my own show. I'm not banned from the stand. I'm just, for some reason, not allowed to be served

by any of the wait staff. Maybe while you were in your manic state, you did something inappropriate with one of the wait staff. Maybe while you were in your manic state, you did something inappropriate with one of the waitresses or waiters. I mean, I blocked the bathroom door. And, you know... From the inside or the outside?

From the inside, and I gave a kiss to one of the waiters. There you go. No. That'd be funny, though. That'd be cool. It's like Judge Judy. No, all I did was

I stormed Legion of Skanks, said that you're funnier than Dave. Dave got upset. Now I can't order a hamburger. The funny thing is, everyone's funnier than Dave. So it wasn't like you could have picked anybody

and you could have said it's funnier than Dave. So it wasn't like you could have picked anybody and you could have said, it's funnier than Dave, and it would have been still true. Yeah, I mean, it was funny how – I think he's sensitive because I've been saying he's not funny. I'm saying he doesn't work at any comedy clubs. I've been saying he's never been on stand-up comedy on a television show. He's basically not – he's not even close to a real comic. I think he's a little sensitive.

And I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad I'm getting under his skin, because he's a bitch. And this shows what a bitch he is, that he's mad that you said you came on a show called Legion of Skanks. It's not Library Ladies, the show that you're on. That's my show.

It's called Legion of Skanks, and you did something skanky on the show, and Lewis went to the bathroom, so there's an empty seat. So the show must go on. You jumped in the empty seat like a real pro, and you did something skanky, and then you exited perfectly. By the way, I want to go ahead and

announce that there's going to be a spin-off show with me and Dalton called Library Ladies. So sign up for the Patreon. Library Ladies with Dalton and Chad. It's a drag show where we teach kids how to read. That'd be funny if the Patreon is already set up.

Oh, yeah. By the way, they will not have me on this podcast because Kevin Brennan, for some odd reason, fears me. We make our money in late fees. Library lady. Legion of Skanks missing out on comedy like that, man.

That's good comedy. Mark Norman seemed to appreciate when you jumped on, so Mark Norman has a good sense of humor. Mark Norman's awesome, yeah. Yeah, he seemed to appreciate you. He seemed to get when you jumped on. So Mark Norman has a good sense of humor. Mark Norman's awesome, yeah. Yeah, he seemed to appreciate you. He seemed to get what you were doing. Because we talk to Chad regularly, and he says, Kevin, we'll have you on.

He likes Seinfeld. I know. I'm just going to have to watch the episodes, because they always put the date, and when the credits roll at the end, you can always see what the date of the show is so i'm always curious what the you don't like you don't like these pretzels are making me thirsty listen i i i used to think the show was good because you just go on like what you hear and then you remember like the great episodes but

there's i think there's like 12 great episodes over the course of nine seasons and that's not a lot why do you keep watching it if you don't like it because i'm now at this point i'm like holy I think there's like 12 episodes over the course of nine seasons. And that's not a lot. Why do you keep watching it if you don't like it? Because now at this point, I'm like, holy shit, this really is bad. I kind of, you know, I like the show. I've never cared for Seinfeld stand up. Like I've always I was talking to Jay Whitecott about this. We were like name dropper.

Yeah. Well, no, we had him on the last time I was here. We were talking about how the show was great and the way Seinfeld talks about comedy is very interesting, but his stand-up is not that good. And we both agreed that the two minutes of stand-up we've seen from Michael Richards is better than anything Seinfeld's ever said. Yeah, here's ever said. Yeah.

Here's the thing. Michael Richards, I think he was, speaking of manic episodes, I think he was having a manic episode that night, wasn't he? Yeah, he just lost control of the room. Yeah, no burgers for that guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's not allowed to order any food at the last factory

anymore. Yeah, you know, even if he walks in the stand, they won't even let him. They're like, we don't like any manic fucking crazies. I tell you what, I brought Michael Richards to the stage at the Hollywood Improv. To this day, I still have not heard a pop from a crowd like that. As soon as they saw Kramer, they went fucking nuts. Oh, yeah. It was all downhill after that.

Yeah, but maybe he should have hired writers. But the thing is, I think what happened. He did. He hired all black writers, and it really didn't work out for him. Yeah, they said, say this. And he's like, all right. Yeah, they're like, man, this crack, I actually don't say it. To be fair, he's the best one.

I mean, listen, when the show sucks, Kramer's still Kramer, so that's kind of entertaining. But they're just pushing it um as far as seinfeld stand-up i always thought he sucked too and then i saw him at the comedy cellar he just came in one night this is like a long time ago i think when the show was still on and i was like you know what he's he's he's pretty good i mean he's you're in the room and he's making people laugh and you kind of go,

I guess. I've heard that same thing about Jay Leno. I've heard like live, he's incredible. No, Leno, Leno's a different story.

Leno is the greatest stand-up I've ever seen in a comedy club. I mean, the guy, the guy was a master comic and I saw him when I,

before I even started, but he was by far the best comic. I mean saw him before I even started, but he was by far the best comic. I mean, every... The Portsman's Least Watched Thing. Because the fucking guy went along with him doing it.

One of that era gives him hands down, he was the best comic of that era. Yeah, I've always heard that. He was great. As a club comic, he was like... By the way, I got a shout out to that porcelain doc. He doesn't have a special. He never recorded an album

because he never wanted to give away his act. His act was great. His act was... I saw him at Zany's in Chicago. His act is great joke after great joke. No filler, no nothing. I gotta be honest. I'm not a big fan of comedy specials.

There's only like a handful. We're not here to talk about that. Comedy specials now, let's put it this way, there's nothing special about them. Yeah, yeah. $125. No, it's just garbage. It's just garbage. You put in a couple of good – it's like eating a burrito.

You know how you're – I got a chicken burrito. Yeah, what's the stand for? Yeah, I was eating a chicken burrito when I was on vacation, and it's like, there's no chicken. So when you get to a piece of chicken, like, oh, there's a piece of chicken. You don't even know what's in there because it's hidden. It's all wrapped up. So that's what a special is.

It's like eating a burrito, a chicken burrito. There's like three pieces of chicken in there, and there's probably three good jokes in a guy's hour. Welcome Steve Burns said he's getting ready for his new hour. His ninth one. Yeah. Nice special. Nick Mullen completely embarrassed himself.

He was on with John Bolton and got cucked by John Bolton. The moment was a little too big for Nick Mullen, which is sad to see, but I lost all respect for him, to be honest with you. I know you make your bones and shit with that Comptown shit but he was on with that 1872 faggot looking

glasses wearing homo and got shit on by him and had nothing to say Nick Mullen embarrassed himself during that red eye appearance. Yeah, it does feel like it's become more of a...

No one's asking him for a new one. That's the beautiful part. He's like, no one asked, but here you go. I've been getting really into broadcasting. You know, I think that's where the money is, baby. Online radio.

Internet radio is where the money's at. Dalton, you live in Queens? I live in Astoria, yeah. Of course you do. You're from Texas? Yeah, I'm from a little town called Springtown, Texas. Population, 2,700. Wow. Is it near Tyler, Texas?

No, Tyler is about three hours east. I've been to Tyler. What's that guy's name? What was the guy the running back who played? Nigga, I would dream

to be next to John Bolton. I think he's from Tyler, Texas. I don't know, but my alma mater is... But Nick Mullins, another, I want to be... Here's the thing you gotta understand, Elon Musk. Bust. They make all their money online podcasting, but these faggotots dreams come down to they want to be stand-up

comedians that's their I don't get the dream don't get why their goal even come to they make all their money not doing it they would fucking if they gave Nick Mullen a half hour on Comedy Central but they said stop doing your podcast he would do it even though he makes all his money for his podcast for some reason

yeah the mustache bolting Luis G. Gomez all of them what Luis G. Gomez all of them won't Luis J. Gomez stand up he's terrible they're not good at stand up comedy but they're funny guys the non funny guys

are going to stand up Dave Chappelle talking to him in real life isn't a funny guy he's been on Joe Rogan's podcast twice you don't remember a moment because he's not a to him in real life isn't a funny guy. He's been on Joe Rogan's podcast twice in a moment. Great stand-up though. They all

want to be stand-ups. I don't get that. I don't know what the fuck that dude Carl's doing. His fucking 10-seat shows, who already has podcasts live, where five people show up. Remember that one they did? It was already his podcast,

and Revenge of the Sith, two people were there. That's why you haven't seen a single picture from that I'm not getting this you those dudes why did you try to do live shows

that's beyond me you don't fucking sell tickets in any way shape or form but but they all want to be stand-ups. Fast money. I don't think it's the money thing. It's their dream.

And the crazy thing that kills me, they succeeded outside their dream technically with podcasting but they'll abandon it in two seconds Luis J. Gomez tried doing a stand up special where he watched 10 minutes

it was the worst thing ever Luis J. Gomez doesn't know how to do stand-up comedy. He's a funny guy. He can't do stand-up comedy. None of them can. Like I said, Patrice O'Neal. I love Patrice. Much rather listen to Patrice on the radio than do stand-up.

And he was the most advanced. Second, I say Artie. Stand-up acts. Okay. Nothing mind-blowing or anything, but... My God, this obsession. But we gotta be stand-ups. I get it.

You get to travel. Fuck some rando kind of fat chick in the audience in that state. I get it, but realize where your bread is buttered. Where you make your money. The thing. The saddest thing about Comptown, that's their number one income. They don't give a fuck about that podcast.

None of them. All three of them. They hate it. They hate it, by the way. They hate the fact not one of those niggas can sell tickets. Nick Mullen, Fat Dude and the other dude. They can't sell a ticket but they make six figures on Patreon.

What do you think? Hey, our number one thing is our podcast. Maybe we should invest in this. No. Nick Mullen is still trying to be a somebody. Get a fucking studio. Get video. No.

Comptown will always be once a week on Sunday. You know, it's an annoying thing we gotta do that pays all the bills. But, no, no. We're still pretending to be stand-up comedians. I don't fucking get it. No one doing it, though. I'm about to have to bounce.

The The Comptown thing is the saddest thing I've ever seen to me The numbers On an audio only Once a week dropped The dude on YouTube By the way they allowed their shit To just be re-uploaded The dude on YouTube by the way, they allowed their shit to just be re-uploaded. The dude on YouTube, by the way, makes about as much money as they do

because they don't care. They're trying to be stand-ups. They're trying to take over the world. They think they have specials in them. The Comptown dudes fucking mystify me. If you put any effort into your number one thing that makes you your money, you'd be bigger than Rogan. If they did video, drop twice a week,

they'd be the biggest podcast. No, no. They're still on. You know what they're thinking? The podcast sells tickets. Does it? It doesn't. Not for yous.

It's audio only, so I don't even know. But what the fuck are they doing? It's like old punk rock when everybody thought they were musicians. But at least they were good bands. But the Comptown dudes. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How much is 1 million views worth on YouTube?

It depends. Did you do a 2 minute video or a 10 minute video? Was it yellow badged or green badged? What was the watch time on it? you two figure that into the pay which is why I've been making a shitload of money so as merch does it I've got millions of views, I would know. Budget-dependent factors. I did a great Google. The countdown thing.

Wow. Wow. Squandering. Squandered. I'm shocked by how much they're squandering it it should be illegal the thing they're squandering there are no effort podcast has

let me check out the stats on this motherfucker. The only reason why they get I, well, I'm assuming they're all rich kids, so they don't care anyway. But, um, they make $86,000 a month on Patreon.

They drop one video a week on a Sunday. Audio only. Can you name any of their specials? No. No. They have this

fucking dream of I'm going to be a stand-up comedian. Fuck my podcast. I just put that three ways. 86,000. What's that about? 30 each. A little less.

None of them do. You can't. None of them can sell out a club. What are they doing? I'm just shocked by. The have. I'm just shocked by, um, to have 19,000 patrons. They haven't realized this is the bread and butter.

They want to be stand, they, I don't get this, I want to be a stand-up comedian thing. What is this? You're not stand-ups. Personally, personally, I don't think you're that funny.

I get you think we're leftists but we're still edgy. But they'll still vote for Biden over Trump, so fuck them. But, uh, whatever. Whatever. Nigga,

enough of this stand-up. That's the only good thing about COVID. Only that continues Another stand up comedy Stand up comedy Oh it shakes out.

They're not getting... No one goes there in gigs. Oh! If you have a podcast that generates $86,000 a month, you should be doing theaters.

They're doing clubs and they can't sell tickets. Internet shit doesn't go into real life. That's why when Mersh says E-Celeb, we fucking laugh. That doesn't translate. These niggas

do clubs, have empty rooms, and they have, I guarantee you, no material, shit material. The fact that they're looking at material. Your money is your podcast. Put effort and time into it. What are you doing?

Stop trying to be stand-ups. Stand-up comedy is not for you. Give it up it's done it's over now come down in the failed potential the fuck

are you doing you're not stand-up comedians you're not good at it which I would take as a badge of honor. Anthony Jeselnik is a huge stand-up comedian who's not funny. Dana Carvey. Like I said before, Dave Chappelle.

Great at stand-up. Talk to him on the podcast. He's done Joe Rogan twice. Do you remember it? No. But the funny guys like Patrice O'Neal, Artie Lang, Jim Norton. Funny guys. Stand-up.

Eh. Eh. But these faggots want to be stand-ups. What is this dream to be a stand-up comedian, I don't get it, they're not handing out development deals to stand-up comedians, I don't even get that, put some fucking effort into your podcast,

come down, you know the thing that pays all your bills, but you hate, they hate doing it, by the way. I like them doing it. But, um, come down, they hate their podcast. They hate it.

It's a chore for that son that, well, didn't do it in a job and they didn't talk. And make all their money. But we're not going to do stand-up gigs. We're going to wow the people this time, faggot. You're not funny doing bits.

You guys. By the way, you're ironic. You're lefties. And you'll vote for all Biden shit, but you're trying to shit on him, hey, we're going to shit on Biden, and that's stupid, but I support it, hey, there's not 80 genders,

but I'll vote for the person who says there is, fuck them, they stink, but I'm going to have to end this, because I'm done, I only got a five dollar, no one donated 25, so,

I have to bounce, you think they hate each other, do they, or who even knows, when you list your gig coming up? I'm doing comedy club where I can't do five minutes because you're not funny at stand-up.

Ugh. Ugh. Did Jeepers Keepers 3 a podcast? By the way, you know how much you fucked me? Des is going to be drinking all way, you know how much you fucked me? Des is gonna be drinking all night, you cocksuckers. You clean job of $25 she loves, isn't it?

I'm not gonna sit there and argue with this bitch. Ugh. You know what? This is what I talked about. I don't know how to play the it or I don't know if I played it. Oh, my God. Good afternoon. Hello, Mr. Penis.

Mr. Penis, very nice to see you so late. Go back. There you go. You got to go back. Hold on. Oh, my my god Good afternoon Hello That was the start of the podcast shit

Ugh Ugh I gotta do this come town thing Ugh The thing that makes all my money And I make no money doing anything else. But my dream is to be a stand-up. You're not stand-up comedians.

You're not funny. Personal opinion. I don't even think they're funny. I don't even fucking come down to the audience. They're lefty edgelords which is a hard thing to be in 2021 I'm edgy but I'm a lefty yeah fuck them but there's a hundred genders

fuck them they stink But there's a hundred genders. Fuck them. They stink. Get on my radar. I'm talking to Elon Bust, but I've been subscribed to them. Their once a week Sunday podcast. They don't care about. It's the only money they make. Oh.

Chapo Trash. Trap House. I just assumed they were the same thing. I hate saying it. We're going to on our last chance. Told you, bitch, I'm gonna bother you. Yeah. And, uh... And...