The Yewneek Pod - JRE is Coof free.Aye-EYE_YOU bashes TYT PT1000 (abridged)

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

09-01-21/9-19-21 rogan cured.aiu trashes tyt twice, new callen and tripoli. dezconnedted

This podcast was created on Messi. Create your own show today at messi.fm. Big time Not a rapper could be king but they could slide They're too focused poppin' bottles sitting courtside With shots for me and Wake, turnin' like a game fryer Man I hate local rappers too much pride Bars never get you fooled, they just spit inside My brains are on a house, do you wanna step inside? Voices screaming like Whitney's ghost Crying out for Clyde

Begging my dear real for these blakes that don't face it On my peter quill trippin' in my spaces Bro talk a ill, we give him a joke or face it Gonna start up from the bottom like John Dix is the best I'm a real, I'm a real, I'm a real Begging my cereal for these blakes that don't face it On my pita quill, trippin' in my spaces Bro talkin' ill, we give him a joke or faceless Gonna start off on the bottom like John Dix's bass lick Y'all some fuckboys, fuckboys don't fuck girls Cause fuckboys, fuckboys in the fuck world

I don't fuckboys, but I'm still an asshole Plus I carry paste to overtouch like a fishbowl Got red bloods, redness in my pen, boy Grabbing, slapping me, talons, you be friends, boy I'm made green when it comes to the skins, boy And you a queen, chicken, chillin', what's the difference, boy? Like a spear, write a letter, piece of fuck you be the header Keep a mask, like Vendetta, y'all ain't ready, me is ready

Shawty scary, y'all so furry, it's like Obi-Wan, three a dollar, thot be dead to fake A bitch is broke, you like him, sick and grumpy All of you, all of you Petty, lobo, the obvious Right in the head, it's call me quickly, call me quickly I got the bounce for the house just a new found zap What you say, y'all? We go off in the flat, super say, y'all Keep the game fly, boy, we play, y'all About to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett

She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city? I'm the weird guy, people lie like Dan Rodden with me Then I call my brother Cash, yo, Carrie brings the bass Bitch, the G gonna raise tail like Little Nicky Man, I'm picky with this rap shit, the pressure awaits tons

But this shit's a fucker, slightly sweeter than glazed buns Lyrically, I could be the Mel Chataova, wearin' a hockey mask So I guess that would make me Jason Throwing it down, I know that you're trapping Rubbing your rubbers by sending me down Ability in the pool, running like devil I'm killing you, cheating with what's in my sack This is no killing, my river was yours

What do we think, I'm a lady, you sad? You tripping and flipping and missing the vision And rubbing my butt until you be slipping the snap My code is wild, all I gotta say is go Batches get the D, they ain't worried about no honor rolls Goku win this pitch, if I snap I knock you right to close No fire burning pyres, but Siraji taught me self control Hold up, let a villain keep it real

I ain't stuntin' if I'm slouchin', I ain't smellin' chill with grills Homie hold up, I do this rap to pay the bills Yeah I got that bacon soda, but I use it for my meals Homie hold up, I'm a psychopath for real Charles Mason had a label, he be givin' me a deal Homie hold up, I'm a nerdy boy with skills Fuck a penny for my cunt, all my bitches work for real Outro Music Ozu, Ozu, Pettis, Lobo, Diablo, Run in the 80s, Mami. Ozu, Pettis, Lobo, Diablo, Run in the 80s. AIU dropped two videos today.

I can only play you one. I can play you the other one, but after he gets to the main point, he just starts showing naked chicks. That's why you gotta subscribe to AIU on censored.tv. You get to see those titties. Slow news day. This week is going to be slow because this is the week before we all, September 7th, basically, is when everything will be back.

Kumi will be back. Stern will be back kumia will be back stern will be back is offering you 500 bucks to take the vax should you i don't know do you need 500 bucks 500 bucks that's five nights of fucking grub hub for me though i don't know you need it do it do it trans people are not an oppressed minority. Insane amount of dubs once again on Warzone. I'm about to hit 500 wins on fucking Birth Island. DoorDash!

I like Grubhub the best. Doesn't DoorDash do that thing where you tip the driver afterwards? Chalupas? Sometimes I get McDonald's. Depending on what I'm hungry for that night. Although, I was just thinking. I still get Taco Bell, and they took out all my favorite shit. The first thing was the beef grilled stuffed burrito. Then they got rid of the Mexican pizza. Then

they got rid of the spicy tostada, which I loved. No, I'm not starting a Mike David death date countdown on my channel, fuck yeah, two master, by the way, I saw that Artie Lang thing you did, the update, the re-interview, and all Jimmy Palumbo proved,

was what a shit interviewer that guy is. Not one interesting thing in that entire fucking interview. Yeah, that guy re-interviewed Artie Lang and got him on with better audio. Not one takeaway

from the entire thing. Psychonauts 2? What's that about? I'm just waiting for fucking the new Warzone map and the new Battlefield. Their fucking BR. That's about it. But yeah,

the dude gets a retry with Artie Lang because he's like one of Artie Lang's best friends in real life, so Artie will do anything for him. And he asked him the typical, what do you think about Stern?

And it's like, we know that answer. Ask about his fucking nose. And why aren't you on Cameo? What the fuck are you doing? Did I see the video of the delivery driver eating people's food? No, but I believe it. Let me assure you, I've ordered some shit sometimes

and a bunch of shit was missing from the fucking order. Devin Tracy, atheism is unstoppable. Jersey, pastrami. Nigga, I ain unstoppable. Jersey, pastrami. Nigga, I ain't no motherfucking pastrami. What is pastrami? Have I ever even had pastrami? I might like pastrami. I don't think I've ever had it.

I know I hate roast beef and shit. Is it like that? I haven't listened to ONA for a while now. Well, you know, the show's kind of been off for like seven years. Why are guys obsessed with Artie Lang? Must be super fans. I just wonder if he's going to get the nose fixed. Play Cal in Tripoli.

Pastrami is a man sandwich. Is it? It's a man sandwich. Why is it a man sandwich? Nigga, steak and cheese is a motherfucking man sandwich. Why is it a man sandwich? Nigga, steak and cheese is a motherfucking man sandwich. You know it's the bomb thing? I can't order

it tonight, but maybe tomorrow. You ever had the steak and cheese egg rolls? That shit's dope. There's no fixing that nose. That guy from that show Fixed said he'd do it for free pastrami is like roast beef just worse oh then I wouldn't like it

I don't like any of that shit but nigga you're gonna give me fucking turkey breast ham American cheese the only cheese I, American cheese, the only cheese I like, American cheese. And some mustard.

That's a sandwich! Maybe some, uh, what's that shit called? What's that shit called? Uh, it's kind of like pepperoni, but it's not pepperoni. The Reuben? What, the Dave Reuben? It's a gay sandwich.

Real cheesy, crushed up hot cheese. Nigga, what are you you in jail or something That's what you do on top of a prison bowl After you Do the chili ramen noodles By the way you can only get Chili ramen noodles In prison for some reason And then after your

Um Chili and your squeezed cheese Then you I would crush up Fritos or Doritos and you sprinkle it and tap it a boo. Yeah, salami. There we go. Try a liverwurst. No. No. No eating till the sun goes down? Remember when Taco Bell tried putting Fritos in one of their burritos? It was okay okay I guess I fucking hate watermelon watermelon the only thing good with watermelon

is like the art of like if you get watermelon gum or watermelon taste but actual watermelon fucking stinks it doesn't taste sweet at all Watermelon tastes good. But actual watermelon fucking stinks. It doesn't taste sweet at all. Got fucking seed. It's a mess.

No, I did a year in the ACI. I think the best thing though about that Fritos burrito Didn't they put like some extra cheese in that motherfucker Sauerkraut It's literally water and dog shit Alright let's get into this Brian Callen and Sam Tripoli thing though I haven't even checked this out yet so The guy with not even a name.

He's not even a name, and he's going to bring down the fake conspiracy theory that is Pete TK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want him to bring him on. But the guy I want to bring on, Brian, is this dude that I just had on Tim Fall Hat yesterday. And I got to be honest with you, Brian, the guy you're talking to right now is not the dude that you used to know even 24 hours ago

what the hell are you talking about have you had a transformation by hitting the stream labs link in the chat what's good what's up your pumpkins tested positive for covid they were over in a a week. I had COVID for about five days. So Rogan doesn't have it anymore. Do you think it was the ivermectin? I probably not. Although fucking, Rogan takes a thousand things anyway.

You ever see that old school video of just the vitamins that motherfucker takes daily and shit no bullshit Joe Rogan without being sick takes probably over a hundred pill everything he adds is in pill form over a hundred pills a day is nothing

niggas insane lots of fish oil I never got into the fish oil thing But then again I never really worked out hardcore like that Like bodybuilding working out Although, do they still have those Flintstone vitamins? I remember taking those as a kid. Mainly because we thought they were candy. I'm a Flintstones kid.

10,000 strong and growing. Fish oil burps suck. Probably takes food pills too. Now Kyle be nice to Des on her special day. Ugh, they had a cake and the candles. The kids were there. I was playing Warzone, rocking the shit. No one celebrates

my birthday. I don't celebrate theirs. Isn't, by the way, 31, isn't that a little old to be having cake and expecting presents? I don't get cake on my birthday. And I don't get to blow out candles.

Because my birthday is the day after Christmas. It's racism! I've never had a suppository. I only got a shot in my ass when the sickest I ever was. I told them the sickest I ever was, I told the sickest I ever was, was in boot camp in the Navy because it was the first time I ever traveled on a plane

and they had to give me the peanut butter shot in the ass. That hurt like a motherfucker. She's long in the tooth. Yeah, but no one ever gives a shit about my birthday, though, because it's the day after Christmas. You know, I've never gotten a birthday gift.

I've only gotten a Christmas slash birthday gift. How dare they! Where was the jelly? They just called it the peanut butter shot. It wasn't a penicillin shot. It was on up. But it feels like they're injecting peanut butter into you.

They love vaxxing soldiers. they love vaccine soldiers I technically I think I was vaccinated you know when you're a kid you gotta get vaccinated I was vaccinated twice with everything cause they lost all my fucking medical records and they forced me to get fucking re-vaccinated so at like

8 years old or something I had to get fucking revaccinated. So at like eight years old or something, I had to get all the vaccines over again. And I remember the only way my mom could get me to do it was after each one, I was like given McDonald's. We're both Capricorns. Oh, do you want to fuck or something, you homo? Who cares? There's a billion people born then.

Oh, my cousin Kelly's birthday is Christmas. I got a tetanus shot once you can do a titer to see what vaccine you had dum dum what's a titer the fuck's a titer what the fuck is a titer? What's the drama with McDonald's? Did I ever play that video, the conspiracy about McDonald's ice cream machines? How they're purposely broken so McDonald's can employ this one company

that's only allowed to fix them. You can titter? What the fuck is titter? I can opiate? What? I think he means tiger? What the fuck is he saying?

A test to see what antibodies you have? What are you talking? I'm talking about the vaccines you get when you're a kid. Not the new vaccine. When I was a kid, they lost all my vaccine records. I had to get revaccinated. This was literally fucking...

Whoa, how old am I 36 like 28 years ago you're a tourist and then fucking Led Zeppelin rip off your song I did get the cootie

shot you personally said oh I got a happy I did get the cootie shot. You personally said, oh, I got a happy birthday. Well, fucking goody gumdrops for me. but like I said with this new vaccine unless I'm forced to get it I'll get the fifth version five years from now all right but let's get into this AIU video. He exposes Cenk Uygur and Anna Kasparian. Let's go ahead and check this out. It is hard to be this right this often. What did I just say about the Young Turks and their hypocrisy?

I just made a video about their video covering the skirmish at the Pittsburgh Steelers game where a black dude started punching a woman. He pushed her. She slapped him. Then he punched her repeatedly and then knocked out her husband in that video the young turks ignored the culpability of the bleep in question for pushing the woman that didn't matter to them and apparently you're allowed to punch a woman repeatedly if she slaps you not once do they say there's anything to be critical of when it comes to a large man punching a woman.

Not once. In fact, they went out of their way to say, you know what, women, you don't have the right to touch people. Fuck you. You're getting. It was skipping like that because my laptop was about to die because it wasn't plugged in properly. Punched. They were very clear on that. Now, their other point was he who starts it should receive all the shit.

If you don't want shit, don't start shit. And then they said the blonde woman started it by slapping him, ignoring the fact that the dude pushed her. And we're all unaware of what came before that verbally, but there was a push, then a slap, then a punch. But the overwhelming point of their video was twofold. We should blame whoever starts something. And number two, it's fine to punch women if they start something. Now I suggested that they don't believe that, that they obviously don't believe that. And the only way in which they would propose such a ludicrous set of principles is if it's a black man and a white woman or if it's black and white, period. So their morality shifts based off race. Here is my video from like yesterday talking about that. Right. And,

and then who started it? Well, first of all, you saw it. I saw it. He started, he pushed her. But if you notice in the audio, he said, don't touch me. So she reaches out. He says, don't touch me and pushes her arm back. And then she slaps him across the face so oh okay so a touch justifies a push but a push doesn't justify a slap that's interesting now do you think if you held them to that and went over a hundred new stories where the races were all over the place you think they'd stick to that they just said and it's not even aggressive it's just if your body makes a I don't fuck girls Cause fuckboys, fuckboys in the fuck world I don't fuckboys but I'm still an asshole

Plus I carry pastels over tops like a fishbowl Got red bloods revving in my van, boy Grabbing, stabbing me with time and you be friends, boy I'm that game when it comes to the skins, boy And you a queen, chicken, chillin' for the tense, boy Like a spear, write a letter, piece of fuck you be the header Keep a mask like vendetta, y'all ain't ready, niggas ready Y'all ain't scary, y'all so furry, it's like

Obi-Wan, three a dollar, thoppy, then the faker Bitches broke me like I'm saving for me All of you, all of you, he's headed, lobo, the opposite Right in the head, it's gone, they great, they gone, they raving Cause I ghost y'all, killer rapper, be yourself, fuck the close call Boy, you ready to do that, ay, ready to do that, ay I'm a great big on this record like oh sure killer rapper be yourself like the close call for you We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that I think you spit your poop about where did you dance?

I got the bounce for the house just a new found What you say yeah, we go off in the blast Keep the game fly, boy, we playin' About to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett Those asses askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city?

I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't ridin' with me Then I call my brother Castro Carrie brings the bass, bitch, get your jeagle raised tail Like little Nicky, man, I'm picky with this rap shit The pressure awaits tons But this shit's a fuckin' slight Be sweet in an glazed bus Lyrically, I could be the Mel Chata Hova, wearin' a hockey mask So my dad still would make me Jayson Dumbin' it down, I love your crap Rubbin' your rubbers like cinnamon

But down the billiard, be in the pool when I'm like dead And I'm killin' the children with what's on my side This is no killin', my river was yours When we think I'm a lady, you sad You trippinown, the billiard, the end of the world I'm like Devin, I'm killing the children with what's on my side This is no killing, my river was yours When we think I'm a lady, you sad You tripping and flipping and Mr. Division I rub it, but you ain't flipping a snap My code is wild, all I gotta say is go Batches get the D, they ain't worried about no honor rolls

Goku in this bitch, if I snap, I knock you out, you close No fire, burning pyres, but Siraji taught me self-control Hold up, let a villa keep it real I ain't stuntin' if I'm slouchin', I ain't spellin' chill with drills Hold up, I do this rap to pay the bills Yeah, I got that bacon soda real. I ain't stuntin' if I'm slouchin'. I ain't smellin' chill with grills. Hold me, hold up. I do this rap to pay the bills. Yeah, I got that bacon soda, but I use it for my meals.

Hold me, hold up. I'm a psychopath for real. Transmissed and had a label. If he give it, be a deal. Hold me, hold up. I'm a nerdy boy with skills. Fuck a penny for my thoughts. All my business work for real, homie.

What you say, yeah? We go off in the blast, you can say, yeah? We go off in the blast, you say, yeah? You say, yeah. Game, fly, boy, we play, yeah? Say, yeah. Lock the fucking world up, Ronald Reagan. Say, yeah. Oh, Zeus. Oh, Zeus.

Pettis. Lobo. Diablo. Run in the 80s, homie. Oh, Zeus. Pettis. Pettis. Lobo.

Diablo. Run in the 80s.