The Yewneek Pod - jre on ufos . cosby out presser. stream mashup

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

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This podcast was created on Messi. Create your own show today at messi.fm. Oh, am I back now again? Jesus is annoying me! What is this? It's a conspiracy. Trying to keep the black man down. Fuck! Conspiracy. Trying to keep the black man down. Fuck.

I swear to God, this shit goes off again. I'm going to dropkick my TV. Take three. Exactly. I know. The fuck is Verizon doing? By the way, this is the third time this has happened today. It happened once after a game of Warzone I played at like 6 o'clock.

Verizon hates hens. I think that's it. 6 o'clock. Rising hate tens. I think that's it. They hate me because I'm black, yo. Alright, we're gonna get into this thing now. Mmm. 120. 120. 120 180 192 They make gorilla sounds.

Whoa. See if you can pull up bears fighting sounds. Because they don't just go. Yo, Sal's been up with fucking uh spotify lately in the video they go like this did you ever watch the fuck are they doing show the video. There we go. Oh my God, I've watched it a thousand times.

I'm excited to judge the accuracy of your bear's fighting impression. Grizzly Man is like the best unintentional comedy ever. Werner Herzog is a fucking brilliant comedian. That guy's a genius. He's a genius. What the fuck is going on with Spotify? Show video. There we go. Alright, I got it.

I got it. 90 60 81 92 sorry about this my internet keeps going out it's gay I was gonna shit into a garbage bag and throw it over my fence sorry about this my internet keeps going out and it's gay and it's fucking annoying

I was gonna shit into a garbage bag and racist and throw it over my fence so that the other coyotes after I ate him would know that I ate their friend

I had a plan I was so angry what is that the video keeps fucking up it's weird I was gonna find out you gotta like

vivisect it like on the what was that that skinwalker ranch did you know about all this yeah I went there so what was it like on the what was that that skinwalker ranch did you know about all this yeah i went there really so what was it like nonsense okay bunch of methods you know what's weird though this is the here's the thing it's a ufo hot spot it's also a place where a lot of people do meth

okay the two of them together you gotta go huh but here's the thing skinwalker ranch is the reason that we have the UFO report that's coming right now well Robert Bigelow is that's right and Bigelow

was on my podcast and he's a very nice guy but unfortunately he believes a lot of things that don't make any sense like he one of the worst JRE interviews

ever Robert Bigelow believes that it was ghosts like he's got this weird people like they make these connections and you go Why are you making this connection And then you ask them

And they don't have an answer And Bigelow's a genuinely Very nice guy And a very smart guy And a very successful guy But he's a fucking true believer And those true believers Those are the ones

You gotta go Man I wish you weren't a true believer Yeah Right They need more skepticism But here's the other thing about Bigelow. To be able to look at things objectively.

He has immense resources, and he might have access to things that he's not willing to discuss, and it's hard to tell. Well, that's always the question. He's obsessed in a way that you almost want to get that guy alone and get his trust and go,

Come on, man. What are you fucking saying? What are you really now? What are you fucking saying? Isn't that always the case, though? You've had that one guy, Jacques Vallée? Jacques Vallée, yeah. And he was, you know, he's like supposedly in possession of the... Art Van

Deley. Release the materials, dude. Like, this is where I get very annoyed by a lot of cases. I know he does, and so I'm just like, release it. Like, this is part of my frustration. One thing that he discussed that was really funny was that there are alloys and there's these samples of metals that if a company was to construct this metal, it would cost billions of dollars to do so.

And there is no known version of this alloy that exists on Earth. And there's an actual alloy that they're testing and working on right now. And through Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp and all these leaks and releases from the Pentagon, people are now understanding that not only is this a real phenomenon, but there's actual video footage that cannot be explained of things that show no visual propulsion system, no visible propulsion system, no heat signature. By the way, I tried watching that, what's his name, Mick West or Nick West? And he's over here trying to debunk UFO videos.

And he's like, it's Chinese technology. We have UFO videos from 1950. Did they have the technology back then too? And from the Tic Tac incident off the Nimitz in 2004, they have video of this thing taking off going thousands of miles an hour in a way that any other known craft that we've ever constructed

would just obliterate just through the G-forces. Well, and just, it really challenges our notion of physics. I mean, even just like the basic laws and, you know, physics was, my dad's a physicist by trade. He's long retired now.

What does he think about it? What does he think about this stuff? Is crystal ball hot or not? I can't tell. Have you ever talked to him about it? That's a good question. I haven't talked to him much about it. But, you know, physics.

Do you think she's got a smoking body going on under that? He's older. He's 86. And so when he was coming up through college, like physics was the hotline of it and there were all kinds of developments there. It was really considered the frontier. Your dad was so smart when he named you Crystal Ball.

The profession seems to have gotten kind of stale. And actually, I was fighting a similar way where it's like you have to have this particular ideology and you have to pursue within string theory. And if you're looking at theories outside of that then you're not going to progress in your career and there's this sort of group think mentality that's set in but that's part of why i find it really fascinating is because like this is defying what we the basics of what we understand about how the universe works so

what's going on there i love the story too because i mean first of all there's no bigger question you and i are both nuts dude i know we have problems I'm sorry everyone we share things we text each other we're both real we have real problems but I will say this which is that it intersects I was a Pentagon correspondent once upon a time and so what really pissed me off with this recent New York Times story I did a big monologue on this is the Pentagon has this forthcoming report so they got to pre-leak the report and have their journalists write it the way that they want. And I know how they do it. They do an embargo off the record

and they say, here are the findings, which is the findings, this is what the Times headline was, which was that the government finds no evidence of aliens, none. And you're like, oh shit, that's a crazy story.

And you read it in the first paragraph and also no evidence that it's not. So you read even deeper. First of all, take this with a grain of salt. The government says it's not a secret USA technology. Okay, well, they're not going to admit it, even if it actually was, so I'll cast that one aside. But the most important one to me was

the government finds and dismisses the weather balloon theory, saying that crosswinds or whatever at the time, changing wind directions, dismisses the fact that the objects seen on the FLIR are weather balloons. Weather balloon is the top explanation by the debunkers, by the professional debunkers.

So I'm like, wait. So the real headline is that the government has no fucking idea what this was, dismisses the main debunked theory around this and then this is where the military industrial complex part of this comes in but they're like and maybe it's china or russia like intelligence officials worry that it's china and russia why because they want to put it into a box which they can explain and try to use it to get congress maybe to fund something else. And to be

clear, I've dismissed the PSYOP theory that the government is disclosing all this as a PSYOP for funding. Like, this is a coordinated campaign. I think they were dragged kicking and screaming because of Bigelow, because of Harry Reid, Jeremy Corbell, and all the videos. Christopher Mellon. Christopher Mellon, exactly.

Who's also been on. Like I said, Tom DeLonge. Because by bringing Lou Elizondo and all that forward in the New York Times is what broke this open. And that is what pisses me off, which is that the government is actually just not admitting the truth, and the media is going along with it. Which is that we have no fucking idea what's going on. They have no idea. That's okay. That's fine. We have the most sophisticated tracking equipment that we know of

in terms of like what what science can do and often nimitz they track this thing going from 50 by the way when um joe rogan said this to nail the grass tyson is man being very weird on this subject of ufos remember when the grass tyson said Tyson said? To use the machine. Was the machine wrong? Well, faggot, when you fucking tracked Pluto, was the machine wrong? Was it wrong then? Ugh.

...plus feet above sea level to 50 in less than a second. They have no idea what it is. They have no idea how it did it. And then it went to the cat point. So it disappeared, took off, and went to the very point where they were supposed to meet up later. They had a predetermined point where the jets were supposed to fly to. And this thing went there like, I know where you're going, bitch. I know what you're up to.

Yeah. And who the fuck knows what it is or what. I mean, we could speculate all day long, but one of the things that Jeremy released is these things that go in the water the trans We played it on the show Like these are they're filming this with night vision off of a aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean where no drone could ever fly That's the thing that people talk about drones drones don't stay in the sky very long. Thank you It's like an hour and a half hours. Yeah, they can't just fly around forever. So they can't go hundreds of miles.

They just can't. They have to be launched somewhere that's close to the area they're traveling to. I was very disappointed. I'm a big fan of Neil deGrasse Tyson, but I was disappointed in kind of that. And Musk does the same thing. He's like, camera resolution. Listen, Musk is a fucking alien. Yeah, that's why he's disappointed. He's like, camera resolution. Listen, Musk is a fucking alien. That's why he's doing it.

He's got to distract everyone from the truth. Plus, he's also on my show, and I got him in trouble by smoking weed, and he almost lost his top secret clearance with NASA. And a stock price drop. Well, it went back up the next day. Yeah, he's fine. But when I talk about aliens, he's like, no aliens. Come on, get away.

I just want to say that. Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo, bad ideas. He's protesting too much. like, no aliens. Come on. Get away. I just want to say that. Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo. Bad ideas. He's protesting too much. Sorry. 14 hours. They can go for a long time.

But this is a different thing. That's the drone. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is a predator drone. This is a completely different kind of thing. This is the size of an aircraft carrier. I think he was talking about a jet. No, no, I know, I know, I know.

Just arguable. The thing I've been thinking about is what if someone could put the Tesla technology in a commercial drone? That's true. How fast would that fucking thing go? Yeah, actually, that would be awesome. But the Tesla... We can't. Pull that back up.

It goes 115 horsepower engine. Okay, so this is a thing that goes slowly because it's got 115 horsepower engine, which is one of the reasons why it can go so far, or so, yeah, for so many hours. So that thing scoot along at 300 miles an hour at a maximum of 50,000 feet. Well, okay, well, I'm definitely wrong about that then because I'm thinking about drones that are civilian drones. That's what I was thinking about the things that,

well, this is, it goes to the whole, this is what Neil deGrasse Tyson said. But if that can scoot along at 300 miles an hour, I don't think it can do that for 14 hours, right? I think once it goes, it's like a fighter jet. The thing about fighter jets is when they go really fast, they can't. They burn gas. That's why they all can mid-air refuel.

Yeah. They can't go for very long going really fast. That's just the one they're talking about, though. That's that one. By the way, $25 you want, you're going to go all night. That's a good point. So what if. Down.

Well, here's the real point, right? What if they've developed a nuclear power drone? Like a carrier, right? Yeah, because we know that they have submarines. They said that these nuclear-powered aircraft carriers can go for months at a time. Years, I think. Yeah, like years, rather. Like just on the power of nuclear energy.

Especially the super carrier. Right. I was in an aircraft carrier station there that had nukes. And one day, well, we were at a dry dock, and it was weird one day. They stationed Marines outside for no reason. Because the only people who can get in the shipyard are military people. So imagine if someone devised, and it's not outside the realm of possibility, right? They can figure out some way to make a nuclear-powered drone.

My boys are going to get mad. I couldn't find enough info. There's, like, this picture that exists of crash drones from Iran and Saudi Arabia that are triangular-shaped. By the way, if your contention is UFOs are not, well, human technology, that's a bigger conspiracy than aliens. Because some country broke the laws of physics, but they're babbling about climate change and... The information about what's in them, because they're not telling you, but...

The dude who did it is just some dude. Because there had to have been a dude who was like, you can do this for a drone. It breaks the laws of physics. And he's at a barbecue getting drunk, not telling his buddy, hey, I broke the laws of physics. It looks like a jet. It's shaped like a jet, right?

The weird one was the ones that were pyramid shaped because they seemed to be three-dimensional, literally like flying pyramids. And they were flying like that. But again, if you have nuclear power and you could figure out a way to propel. That's the other thing though. The craziest shit I saw was when they made all the chicks

burn their shit. Because apparently chicks on a ship are nasty. And they don't shower enough or anything. There's a store on the ship and they could buy tampons, but they don't give you tampons.

That was a problem. Things don't have visible propulsion systems. That's exactly right. In terms of all of human flight, you have to put something out in order to go forward. Since the Wright Brothers, actually, this whole UFO thing got me really interested in the history of flight. So that's a whole other conversation.

But with Degrassi-Tyson and the photo theory. Like why have. Guess what, guys? In the middle of the night, the Transmedium vehicle. That was at 11 p.m. in the middle of the fucking ocean. Wait, so is what he's saying basically like why aren't there any good normal. Why aren't there better photos. Like we all have these cameras on us.

By the way, there are iPhone videos of UFOs. People use the thing, we all have iPhones. Look up UFO right now. Look up on YouTube, UFO footage. You'll see a thousand videos of niggas on their phones recording UFOs what you should be saying is why didn't the New York Times talk about the UFO eye video

cause Neil deGrasse Tyson gets all his news from the New York Times Kyle did you see my comment on Kyle Kalinsky's video I got a bunch of upvotes I put Kyle says Kalinsky's video. I got a bunch of upvotes. Fucking, uh, I put, um,

Kyle says TYT doesn't lie right after he said they lied about, what's his name, Aaron Mate. The new Amate. Call it the Bundy Bounce. But what is good? Nigga fucking he's out, Bill Cosby is out, did you see this fucking video,

wait, hold on, I gotta show you this, this is Bill Cosby walking out. Welp, wrong thing. Ah, you think Cosby is stunting on him yes, Tia Carrera was in that fucking episode and she stole the Bundy bounce from Kelly Bundy so Bill Cosby is back! Didn't they do like a whole press conference or something?

Let me check it out. new at five after spending nearly cosby is walking free that is your fucking life story just give me the press conference this u.s citizen uh who served our country in the navy not just in the navy but he served the guy was in the navy that's not really serving although is Bill Cosby old enough to wear like it was like World War two or some shit our country so many different ways to his celebrity him and mrs. Cosby mr. Cosby has always used his celebrity his name is likeness to uplift women this is a man who refused to perform at the White House with Nixon. Nixon put him on a communist list in the 60s, along with so many other great names like Dick Gregory, Jane Fonda.

How could a man who was being watched by the FBI every day be raping and drugging women in the 60s or 70s especially a black man get out laughs today wonderful attorneys to his right you will see miss Jennifer Blondie she argued to appeal to my left you see Brian Perry Because of the court of public opinion and that we how does it feel to be home Well You look too blind now. He looks forward to uniting with his family. It's an incredible, incredible job, and I'm so thankful.

Cosby looking at that bitch like, I'm going to so put some Spanish fly in your drink. Part of it, and to help Mr. Cosby. What's your father's skill in O'Neal? These same people, official system, and some bad officers, because all officers are not bad. So we want to thank this entire team. We want to thank Mrs. Cosby, her family. I want to thank my family.

By the way, the craziest thing about this is I guarantee you he goes back on tour. I guarantee you. Because he hasn't on tour. I guarantee you. Because he hasn't been making, this show is off his syndication. He hasn't been making money. In fact, he's had to pay a shitload in lawyer fees, I bet. I guarantee you.

This year, Bill Cosby goes back on tour. That's a guarantee you can take. To the bank! Alright, before we get into Kumiya and Gavin McGinnis, by the way, last night, did I play that AIU video talking about Tariq Nasheed?

Let me know that in the chat. But first, I wanted to get into um kevin brennan trashing howard stern the neighborhood was fucking brutal you just get stabbed yeah that was that hell's kitchen back there walking to the train you know what's funny is is when i do shows like with like mark norman or sam morel these guys they all want to go to the diner and i think it's because they because you guys went to the diner so they have to go to the diner like let's let's find a diner every time i do a show with them well we always went by the way it's official kevin brennan fears me we work together we always look for a late night diner and he probably you know since they're all atel disciples you know he

instilled that in them as well we still to this day i mean uh about a month ago we were working in jersey and we went to go look for a diner which is hard to find all night because of covid and we had to go to bayonne new jersey which i was very uptight about because i didn't know i don't not like it there but the diner was okay but it was everybody's first day. And Artie Lang was working there. Too soon. That's where he's from. No, he's from Union City, I believe.

But he says he's from Bayonne. It's all close together. Whenever he talks about Howard Stern, he's like, I grew up in Bayonne. Being on the show is like working with a senator. Thinking of Howard Stern, he's taking a whole summer off. I can't believe it.

I listen every day. I say this about the fans. It's like if you're a fan of – Howard Stern was, I guess, something at the time. But if you're a fan of Howard Stern, you're the problem because if people just go, fuck this guy, he wouldn't be able to do this. He gets away with it because you're all bitches there's a lot of options and he's not edgy he's not edgy so so move on and it's like if everyone just said fuck him you take the you don't work between june and september is that unbelievable here's my certain impression hey hey uh paul what was it like

working with john lennon That's all it is now. So that was pretty good. But also, it's like if you're a fan of this guy, you're pathetic. You're pathetic that you're a fucking fan. You should fucking kill yourself if you're a fan of Howard Stern. Because he's absolutely mailing in worse than Jim and Sam. I know these people are like, hey, are you still listening to Howard Stern because he's absolutely mailing in worse than Jim and Sam. I know these people are like, hey,

I used to listen to Howard Stern. Howard Stern used to be edgy. Oprah and Anthony used to be edgy. It ain't anymore. No, it just morphed into a different kind of show. Who? Because I'm still a fan, right? Okay, then you're the problem. I know, I know. Dave, you're the problem. The thing is, I'm not looking for edgy anymore.

I'm just looking for, I like the one. I like a nice sweater and maybe a hot cocoa. He's a good interviewer. Okay, so am I. I'm retired. Huh? I'm retired. I'm looking for that kind of thing now. Hey, Paul, what was it like being in the Beatles? What was it like being in the Beatles?

That's Howard Stern. I don't like the interviews. I just like the picking on the staff members and i miss shuley i used to like him a lot yeah we had him on this nobody knows why yeah we really fucking stinks get him on the show shout out to shuley he doesn't say why he left no he doesn't say he just says he was basically he was like this he wasn't like entirely happy there for a while i think he was whatever my wife said he was my for a while. I think he was... Whatever.

He was my favorite character. I always said he was pretty involved with the show. But from Shuley's take, he seemed like he wasn't or he didn't like the direction the show was going in. Well, that could be true. I mean, obviously, taking two months off is a strange direction. He's just mailing it in. I mean, he does the fucking softball interviews.

I don't even listen to the show. I just, from what I see and what I hear, you know, he doesn't do the summer. He hasn't been in the studio in a year and a half. Oh, yeah. He can't do the show from his house? Yeah. Hey, Seth Meyers, what's it like being famous? That's my Howard Stern impression.

That was a little bit better than the other one. I'm just trying to work on it. Hey, Dave, I'm on your Wikipedia. Were you in the movie The Rustler with Mickey Rourke? I do a voiceover in it. Okay, so I guess that was the extent of them talking about Howard Stern. We need more Red Bar. Red Bar is dead!

Why does he fear me? He refuses to have me on his podcast. Chad even DM'd me. Here. I'll show you the DM that Chad Zumach sent me. Uh, he put, uh, dude, it's all on Kevin. He won't respond to Mark Norman lately. I have no idea. I'm really not the official booker I just get some cool guests from connections

yeah he fears me I don't know why and let's get into this compound media thing hola como esta um by the way

did I play the AIU talking about Tariq Nasheed's new movie last night did I play that let me know hi that was Mexican for hi how you doing AIU talking about Tariq Nasheed's new movie last night? Did I play that?

That was Mexican for hi. How you doing? How you doing? I'm doing well, thank you. Thank you for asking. I'm very excited. I see soon Cosby expected... I saw that video.

It was made by the talentless who pay money to do this to speak and lost their family doing this that's the saddest thing about that ross dog dude he spent all his wealth welfare money to try and be somebody on the internet and his family left him after prison release so he's gonna actually look at that it always reminds me they're the worst artists look at the woman behind it's like a monster movie yeah it reminds me of the sopranos when uncle jr got mad at the artist for drawing them all fucked up and just didn't even care what they were talking about the lawyer he was just staring at the phone why do we have courtroom artists in this day and age they're meaningless they're useless artists scared the shit out of them

so uh yeah let's keep an eye on that and uh because we will go right to the cause. Yes, I know I played AIU last night, but was it the Tariq Nasheed one? He was being let out of the joint prison over there in Pennsylvania. Of course, you remember in 2018, he was convicted of rape, massive amounts of rape. But I guess the long and the short of it was that he had talked to a prosecutor before the trial. An anniversary. Oh, yeah, the anniversary of me starting on YouTube is coming up.

And was guaranteed that he will not, would not either be convicted or go to jail. He wouldn't see any jail time. And then they sent him to prison, and now the highest court in the land in Pennsylvania is saying that was a no-go.

You could let him out. That's him from during the trial I guess 2016 what better days Donald Trump coming in as president and fucking Cos going away to prison

what great MAGA times those were I remember that is he still going to be blind you think nope he'll be fucking you know he's so fine somebody be 50 yards you think? Nope. He'll be fucking, you know. He's so fine. Somebody will be 50 yards away when he gets out. He'll be like, hey, Billy, my friend. He'll be pointing out shit.

But the cause is out, and we'll see what he has to say. I'm predicting this. A lot of anti-white racist shit. He really thinks that the racist system, the systemic racist system, put him in prison. Not the fact that he was slipping quaaludes to women and fucking them in their sleep. No.

He obviously thinks white people did that. And I'm sure he'll speak about that. I think that's it. Like, I don't think he can be convicted again. Not of that one, anyway. And I don't think they're going to, I don't know, try him again. At this point, the fuck? Why bother?

Why fucking bother? Just getting my papers together i i didn't send garrett my stuff uh on my way from the bar the bar i did see gino there he stopped in just ebay and then get it yeah that's what i thought of when i i was watching put my uh hat on okay and then you like you have to get a vpn whatever buy it through register with dutch ebay and then get it now they get an interesting conversation here how chip chipperson is not funny according to gavin which i agree with or germany beer whatever and then get it through it through that. They bring it everywhere they go and do tons of fucking blow. Good for them. Do you want a

beer or anything? I'd love a beer. And there is an Opie Smashing coming. I think we got some in there. Last time they were out. Yeah, that's bullshit, man. I was fucking pissed. I put it on the Yelp. While you were comatose.

Dude, they fucked me up so bad. I was so fucking drunk. And then I woke up. I got a hotel room across the street. I just had a fucking crash. Oh, here? Yeah. I was literally across the street when I decided

I couldn't come get to work. No way. It was easier for me to go home than it was to get to work from right across the street. Because I knew I couldn't sit here and do a show. I was just that gone. Wait, so Kumeyaay sold the house, so now I guess he's staying in the apartment

that he has in New York. We're getting to that age. I can't do it anymore. I was at the Legion, whatever, you know, these vet bars, and the guy was like age I can't do it anymore I was at the Legion whatever you know these vet bars and the guy was like I don't drink

like crazy anymore I used to the hangovers became two days yeah and I was like when was your last when was

you're talking about I'm 72 now oh jeez my last like back when I was 68 I was fucking going nuts wow

I'm like so I got a few years four years ago Four years ago. Four years ago. It's a tough four years. You were shrinking yourself into oblivion. And now he realizes. 68, you got to draw the line.

Yeah, well, if that's the case, that's not too bad. That's great. I'll take it. I get that. That's not too bad. But I've noticed, like, the hangovers, yeah. But my hangovers, they've always been horrific. Yeah.

For how good of a time. Do you? I can barely see you. I do, yeah. But my hangovers, they've always been horrific. Yeah. For how good of a time. Do you? I can barely see you. I do, too. A little bit. But the beer was good. I'll take one of those if you don't mind. Thank you, sir.

Yeah, because last night I was saying, I was drinking with Gino here during the show, and then I got home and I started doing Vodka and OJ because I was doing Chip Chipperson's show. Chip Chipperson's show. Chip Chipperson. Fuck Chip. Vodka and OJ is a creeper. Chipperson.

I don't like Chip. It's not funny. How do you say it's not funny? Doug Bell is funny. Oh, my God. No, he's not. Doug Bell is a fucking abomination. We have these disagreements.

I don't like young, white, trash girls with blonde hair. I love them. I like trashy, 40-year-old, divorced Puerto Ricans with long tits. See, we are just completely. You have no competition. You say tomato. And Chip Chipperson drives me nuts. Well, I think that's the goal.

Because people like it. And it's like those fucking dot drawings where you see a seal on a horse. Yeah. And my dad sees them perfectly. Can't see them. He's not artistic, so I think you have to be artistic to not see this. Yeah. He's like, what are you talking about?

It's a seal on a horse who's throwing a spear. And I'm like, I don't see it. And he's like, relax your eyes. Look. You gotta. And I'm like, what does that mean? Never. Relax your eyes. Put my And I'm like, what does that mean? Never. Relax your eyes.

Put my eyes in a lazy boy chair? How do you relax your eyes? I have never been able to make people see it when they can't see it. You see it? I see it every time. Can you draw? Yeah, not well. So no.

Well, no. I could, like, watch. Look at this. Draw a hand. I'm not going to. Hand. Hand. Quick, draw the hardest thing to draw. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Hand is terrible. Hand is the metric. He's going to do something like an apple core where, like, he has it memorized. No, I do this. Snoopy. Yeah, he's doing a. Yeah, yeah that doesn't count you've memorized that's like a signature that's opie you drew opie you drew not bald opie the torpid splat flintstone but you're right that is completely from like memory yeah yeah

it's not being artistic. It's like when they write the word boy, and then they turn it into a boy. Yeah. Like, I should be able to draw Wilma just as well as that if I could draw. But I could not draw Wilma. Yeah. You're right. We used to have this friend in high school, Eric DeGraw.

And we'd say, like, he was such a bad artist, it would be hilarious. Draw a raccoon riding a plane on the top like those stuntmen do with a buxom woman driving the plane. And it would just be like the worst fucking thing. Did he think he was good? No, no. He knew he was terrible. He'd be laughing his head off all the time.

Yes, Austin Powers. Was he so bad that you picked him? Because I would assume none of you could actually draw that and make it look good. I think I could do a pretty good job. Hey, we got a random visit from the cat. Black cat, black cat. You think you're going to take over Austin Powers? Mr. Bigglesworth?

I think they call this cat midnight. Because it's black as fuck. I call it cat, by the way. All right, fuck off, cat. Yeah. All right. Job? Yeah.

But I feel that way with Chip Chipperson. I'm like, what are you laughing at? I don't get it. And then it's sort of like drag queens. Like, I've had fags tell me they don't like drag queens. Because when you're talking to, like, Miss Shitty at a party, and it's like, okay, hi, I'm a hot mess. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. Oh, they're having hors d'oeuvres.

Do you want one? I don't know. Maybe I'll put it up my pussy. Oh, yeah, it's always... Okay, so that's a joke. You don't want one? Like, it's like a clown. No, Gavin, here's the thing with Chip. I find Chip hilariously funny. Making lemonade. You're still around?

When I'm telling, because his show, it's only his show. You're not going to find him funny if you see him in the street or anything. The Chip Chipperson show. He'll tell me, like, tell me a story about something. So I'll start telling it. And then it'll ruin the ending of my story. Yeah, you just ruin the ending of the story. But that's incredibly funny because I don't expect it.

I still don't expect it. When I'm telling a story and he ruins it, it's funny. We have real retards. Like, Howard Stern has the whack pack. You can't put retards on for entertainment anymore. No, but you can have a piece of shit, ruin a story. No, because they probably won't do it when you want.

Doug Bell is obviously a retard. Oh, is he fucking... That character is really... But I know Doug Bells. Yeah, yeah. In fact, I was at a bar the other night, and I'm talking to the bartender, and he's so boring. And I'm like, wait a minute, I know you.

I know you. And then I went, you're Doug Bell. I'm hanging out with Doug fucking Bell. You know the character Norton that he came out with, that he should have ran with? Remember Regular Joe? That should have been his new character. Regular Joe?

I liked that character he did. A recording device so I could send it to Jim. Send it to Jimmy. Well, Chip is like, I know Chip. I know people that are way overconfident, think they're fucking funny, think they can have a podcast, think they're

clever, and they're just not. Yeah, Jim Norton. Yeah. No. Like Opie. No, but Opie isn't like, that was funny. Really? I guess you haven't heard the tapes. No, he's like, yo, brother man. Brother man, brother man.

By the beach. Yeah. And Joe Rogan won't come on my show for some strange reason. Joe, buddy, what happened, dude? I thought we were bras. But there's so many Doug Bells. Yeah, there are a lot of Doug Bells. They're everywhere.

They're just boring. Especially on Long Island. Mean. New York. Boring story. I feel like it's a real New York. Yeah, it really is. Like guys who had their moment in the sun.

And the funny thing about it is you see yourself in it. Like I have some Doug Bell in me. A little Doug Bell. Do we all have a little Doug Bell in us? I started Bice and the Proud Boys. Oh, man, it was crazy. Oh, jeez. Look, a lot of shit going down.

Look, and that shit got way out of proportion. Yeah, yeah, it really took off. I wasn't expecting it. Diggle-ingle-ing. Yeah, yeah, diggle-ingle-ing. And then, thanks to you and Jim, I got turned on to Manifest, which I was texting Jim last night going, I felt like such an outcast for not getting Chip Chipperson.

Then I loved Doug Bell. And now I'm watching Manifest. I'm having a gay old time. I'm back in. I'm back in. Do you like Manifest? I love it. Oh, my God.

I love it. The 15-minute stories that are supposed to be. My mother's dead. Who's your mother? That's the woman at the gate who was saying the verse from the Bible. Right. I don't know her. I don't care. I don't care. We just killed a woman that we met

for less than one minute. Don't even give a shit. She's crying in her father's arms over the dead mother and I'm like okay. She seems like she's probably a nice lady. I don't know. Who is she? Or like, I was going to marry Jordan, and now he married someone else.

Who's Jordan? Yeah. Who is that? Okay. What was your relationship? I mean, we're off Lost, but the beauty of Lost is it had a plane. Everyone didn't know anything, and we slowly got to know them. Yes!

And then like episode seven, they start doing backstories. Yeah. And you get to know them. Just like the fucking criminal movie Escape from Valhalla or whatever with Benicio Del Toro and the other guy. The jail movie about upstate New York.

Oh, Christ. Escape from Dannemore. Uh-huh. Dannemore. Those two guys who escaped from prison in upstate New York. Oh, Christ. Escape from Dannemore. Uh-huh. Dannemore. Those two guys who escaped from prison in upstate New York because they were fucking the chick. Oh, yeah. I know the real story. It was the ugly girl?

Yeah, yeah. That movie, that series, what they did was they slowly got you to know the people. Right. And then you find out that Benicio Del Toro cut a guy in half and threw his head in the water. And you're like, Jesus Christ, you're know the people. Right. And then you find out that Benicio Del Toro, like, cut a guy in half and threw his head in the water. And you're like, Jesus Christ, you're a horrible person. But that was, like, lost. But I got to know him first.

Yes. So I cared about him. So when I found out he was a criminal or the worst person alive, it was jarring. Sort of like Tony Soprano. Yeah, yeah. You got me to know them. In this fucking show, day one, it's like, I lost my dog. What dog?

You had a dog? I don't. Like, in Lost, what they did in Lost was they didn't really make you have to give a shit about anyone until you kind of started knowing who they were. And you didn't know who they were. Like, one guy who seems to be this uh weak innocent doesn't know anything guy has this weird ulterior motive thing and he's been playing yeah like john lock was one of those it's like oh fuck look at this the motherfucker was able to walk day one day

fucking one of the show and no one knew that kept it see and then they did a flashback And you're like, that motherfucker was able to walk the whole show You know what it is? It's the death of creativity These executives in media I did a big thing recently about cartoons And how great they were Not more than like six years ago They were fucking amazing

I would watch cartoons with my kids going This is the best cartoon I've ever seen And then they got this new guy who works for Warner and he just reboots old shit. So it's Teen Titans again and again. Yeah. Kids don't watch Saturday morning cartoons anymore. And you're seeing this in movies where it's like the black guy who's like the bird guy. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. The fuck is he? Which one is that? What's it called? Which superhero guy is that? Like Snowman and fucking Birdnigger or whatever they're called. Oh, my God. I forget the name.

By the way, I'm happy to give up the N-word and the chink word. Uh-huh. The N-word and the chink word. We order chink food. Don't come near my faggot and my retard. No, no, no. You need those. I have to have something.

Because it's the only way to describe certain people. It really is. Faggot is the best word ever. You can't go to your friend and go, what are you, a chink? Don't be a chink today. It doesn't make sense. It's really focused. And the inward, the dreaded inward, that can also be applied sometimes to friends.

Like, you're acting like a fucking... But retard and faggot, without even hearkening to real retards and real faggots... Ever. Yeah. Whatever does. You could call your friends that and... Would you name murky waters, deal with your sexuality?

It doesn't mean retard or faggot. It's like your friend's being a retard or he's being a faggot. I'd rather die. Yeah. You can fry faggot and retard from my cold dead end. I am not giving it up. Nigger, fine. I've said it like once a year.

I guess we have once a year. Sometimes it was funny, like the Mike Tyson boxing style is to have the gloves like this. Yeah. And it's funny to say, I'm kind of a peekaboo nigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peekaboo style. That's funny to say. I'm a Budweiser nigger. That's kind of funny but if you don't like that that'll be okay.

Like who? Driving? Maybe you could have said something. Driving. I will say that. Like if I'm driving and someone's being just a fucking horrid driver next to me and I will speed up because I got to see it. I got to see it. And I'll be like, ah, of course.

You know, you got to. But it's often a black woman. Oh, nice. That was fucking nice. I used to ride my bicycle from Brooklyn to New York to go to this boxing gym called Church Street. Born in the 30s? Well, it's good cardio.

It is. So I'd be going through Chinatown every day. Fuck you, nigga. Chinatown. You'd hear yourself say things that were totally subliminal. Goddamn Mongolians. It's sort of like if you piss and you pretend to be on the phone, you learn things about yourself.

Yeah. You're like, yeah, well, they're not going to be there then. You know what? My father was never there for me. I'm not there for you. And you're like, oh, shit. I guess I have some daddy issues. So I'm riding my bike, and I'm fucking crossing the road without looking.

I'm like, watch it, China! And I go, I guess China's the word. China could be. China. Is that derogatory? I think it is. You're making a person a country. It's derogatory and accurate, and I'm happy to let it go.

I wouldn't mind that. Come on, England. Move, England. At my local bar in Westchester, there's this weird woman from Trinidad and Tobago, black woman, comes into our dirty old man bar. Fruit flies everywhere, like homeless people. It's an old man bar. Yeah. The darts don't match.

Like, it's gross. What are you doing here? She has her hair all up, and then she has it in a bun on top of her hair. Did you steal that shirt from her? No, I just bought this on St. Mark's, like, Oh, nice. a few years ago.

And every time I say faggot, I see go oh oh so that word so you're you're using she has a weird like pakistani caribbean accent so that word is going around okay well that's not something i approve of like you take by the way she takes a 30 uber from yonkers to get to us just to come to this bar? Are you a spy? Like, what are you doing? Yeah, what the fuck is that? Don't belong. And her perfume reeks the fucking bar up from corner to corner.

Holy shit. What are you doing here? You probably don't want her there. You can't fucking, if she's going to be criticizing your conversations. I said, Abigail, you're from Trinidad and Tobago. It's literally illegal to be gay there yeah so i wouldn't worry about me using the word faggot yeah i'm not giving it up yeah it means you're not jogging fast enough right it means everything it means everything

everything but say you didn't catch that beer oh what are you, a faggot? Why can't you catch the beer, you faggot? Yeah, yeah. You can't let that go. No, no. We need words like faggot and retard. We need faggot. We need faggot. That's retarded. We need retard. That was retarded. What are you, retarded? What are you, being a retard? No one.

Ann Coulter pointed this out. No one on earth has ever called a retard a retard. No! Never! Maybe medical people back in the old days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's obviously retarded. I'm sorry for your son. The Knights of Columbus used to wear shirts that said, help the retarded.

Help the retarded. Yeah. I think recently Chuck Schumer used it. Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, without even not being, you know. He was like retarded kids. He don't know. They always love to say, when you hear him

say Latinx the other day, it's like, shut up. I'm sure you still use spic and retard and fucking faggot around, you know. We know these words better than them. It's Latinx. I hate the term. It's retarded. It's a faggot.

It's a nigger. It's a chink. At least I know it. How are you like Latinx. Right. I hate the term. It's retarded. It's a faggot. It's a nigger. It's a chink. At least I know it. How are you like Latinx? Latinx. I thought it was Latinx. But that sounds like a girl. Latinx? Latinx.

Latinx sounds like Kleenex. Because there is a feminine and masculine way to words. So it's Latino or Latina, but that puts a gender on it. But all languages, all Latin languages have that. Of course. French, Italian, all have gender-specific

names for a rock, a beer, a microphone, everything. Which is so odd to me, but it's their thing. But that's what it is it's not an insult it's not you ever notice and everyone on earth should speak english just because it's the most advanced language and every new word is in it so everyone on earth should be required to speak English,

the most advanced language where new words can be evolved. Not that I agree with the woke words, but it's scientific, people. Oh, you're deadnaming me with saying I'm a Latino when I'm a Latina. Oh, we'll just say Latinx so it covers the fucking .0002% of the population. I'm in this fight with my friends that I grew up with because this Vanity Fair article came out.

Oh, I read it. Because other languages make no sense. rap only exists in English. When I was in jail I met a Spanish dude and I asked him, Alright, you can rap in Spanish but it doesn't rhyme. And he did a quick Spanish thing when he made the Spanish words rhyme. And I said nothing.

And then he rapp, he wrapped the Spanish in his gibberish, so. Just from a scientific, technical point, English is the best language. So, um, yeah. Yeah. I assessed the Spanish

in jail. He's a bald-headed Cuban for bank robbery. It was weird. Nice guy, though. Thanks for not throwing me under the bus, but I'm throwing that right under the bus next time. He's being deported right after he served his sentence. Good.

Talk about faggot. Like, he's a faggot. Faggot. Yeah. He's a faggot. And they go, you know, you're always playing the victim. And you have this violent rhetoric that leads to real

problems in the world. And we still talk to you because we want to keep you tethered to your humanity. Real problems in the world. But you have to acknowledge, and I don't mind if you regret it. That's fine. But you should regret that your violent rhetoric has led to real damage in the world.

How many fingers, Winston? How many fingers do you see, Winston? That's what they're trying to do. As long as you just... I'm like, okay, conservatives don't like me saying this, but it's a fact. Ezra Levant has bulletproof glass

on the front of his house. He has a panic room that he can go to with his family. Tucker Carlson needed a panic room when Antifa went in there. Right. Dana Lash has a plan with her kid's principal where if there's an attack, my kids come out this door, we meet them here, a whole setup. Yeah. She moved in the middle of the night uh cassandra fairbanks they bombarded her home with fireworks her kid

has fucking ptsd they don't do fireworks for her july 4th no fire holy shit really and they moved to west virginia overnight like she took the kid and then had someone else pack the shit. This is fleeing from violence. And you're like, you use violent words. The violence is already there. Yeah, yeah. That's like saying you were rude to the Nazis. The war is on. The cannons are being launched.

The fireworks are there. We're just saying, fuck you, fight back. I said choke a tranny on this show, sitting in that chair. I saw you put out bumper stickers, actually. I said choke a tranny, put your fingers around the windpipe. That's in the article. The pretext for that was, guys at NYU horking greeners in Trump supporters' faces.

Yep. And those guys getting the greeners and going, security! Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. And I was sitting right there going, don't yell security. Someone spits in your face, beat them up! Right. And, of course, that context is thrown away, and it's just, grab them by the throat. And they would lead you to believe that the only reason you would do that

is because they're trannies. I could give a shit. Who cares? No one cares about you, you loser. No one gives a fuck if you decide you want to be a fucking ugly girl. No one cares. It's basically being a punk.

Yeah, yeah. Or a skinhead or a mod or a rockabilly. Right, right. Oh, you think rockabilly shouldn't exist? I've never thought about them. Yeah, yeah. Or a skinhead or a mod or a rockabilly. Right, right. Oh, you think rockabilly shouldn't exist? I've never thought about them. I never thought of don't care. Remember Glitter Rock? Like David Bowie and guys would be all effeminate. Oh, you don't think we should exist?

No one gave a shit. We can't be glam. Yeah, can't be glam? Why? We can't listen to Slade. We can't listen to the bands that Twisted Sister ripped off. Right, right. Yes. We can't listen to the bands that Twisted Sister ripped off? Right, right. No, you can. I don't care about your tartan pants, you fucking loser.

Who gives a shit? But man, if you listen to them, you'd think everyone gives a shit. And by give a shit, they want to kill them. And they're victimized constantly. That's what my buddies are saying. Like in the text, he's like, I still believe in marginalized people of color. And I did use the N-word. I'm like, trans, because he's like the trans people who are killed.

And I'm like, trans are killed by their, I used the N-word, and boyfriends. It's true. Every single case you see of a transgender woman being assaulted, murdered, it is a black dude that, I don't know, fucking had a moment of clarity and was like,

oh, fuck, I'm a fag and I have to kill this motherfucker now. That seems to be the M.O. on every single, and every single one. It's every one of them. There was 200,000 people at the Brooklyn Museum. All under the assumption that it was guys like you and me just like shooting tranny.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, tranny. It's amazing. It's all blacks. And that's what happened with the Asian assaults, too. They tried to make that a white thing. Even when it came out that it's all black guys and women that are punching Asians in the street randomly because they're Asian. And when it came out, it's like, oh, fuck, we can't even cover this up. It's all black people doing this.

What do we do? Well, we'll blame white people for making black people punch Asian people. That's what they did. And that's what they started rolling with. I even saw a tweet where they go, it's actors. Oh, right, I saw that one. People are paid actors.

Okay. Actors. Whatever you want. Yeah, I saw Denzel punching fucking the guy from Happy Days. That's what I said to my buddy from 1983, and I was like, I don't think you know what I go through.

Like, my house has been vandalized. Yeah. I have to walk like this. What about victimization for your political ideology? 1983, and I was like, I don't think you know what I go through. Like, my house has been vandalized. Yeah. I have to walk like this. What about victimization for your political ideology? Let's see what his latest... And I've never seen Gavin advocate for violence against anybody that wasn't first being violent toward you. Everything is repercussions for their violence. You've never said, just walk up and punch someone in the face

Why bother? Who has time? But when someone comes up and punches you And then you go Security! Security! Hey, Cy I just sent him a bunch of pictures of me walking around New York

And I was like, does this guy want to fight? Should I be ready? Show him what life is like. Right, real life. He goes, hate breeds hate. And you make your bed, you got to lie in it. And all the other platitudes. I'm Kate Rourdean.

I hate my people. Gotta suck, man. Holy shit. Never too late to quit the hate. That's a nice rhyme. I love that. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit. They love a good rhyme.

The liberals love a good rhyme, don't they? Oh, my God. We must silence... What does that mean, Trump org? They're not Trump. The violence. Yeah? How's that working out for you?

It's also indicative of people who don't read books. So they just like... They have time. They want to analyze something, but they don't want to actually do the work. So it'd be like, the library. That's where they keep the lies. You're like, what's your research? You just read a word?

The library! I never heard that one. That is funny. History, her story, all that shit. Her story, yeah, I've heard that. Rewriting words. You're not even... Dude, I'm having an allergic reaction to this African shirt. I can't breathe properly.

My neck is itchy. Dude! This is disgusting. This has turd world germs on it. Where did it come from? St. Mark's Place, one hour ago. Oh, then it's probably... Yeah, it's probably world germs on it. Where did it come from? St. Mark's Place, one hour ago. Oh, then it's probably... Yeah, it's probably got something on it.

It has de poopoo. De poopoo. Remember when they had... Some guy was importing animal skins from Africa and people died because it had anthrax on it? Really? He was selling them for drum heads. What did they just have?

Like Congo heads or something. Bongo heads. And they were killing people because they were infected with anthrax. They brought them over illegally and shit like that. But who the fuck knows what that was stored with? Oh my, where is this from?

The Congo? Yeah, where is that from? It doesn't look authentic African. Oh no? It doesn't have the poo-poo. You're hilarious, though, that you even bought that. What were you like, yeah, I think I get it. 35 bucks.

I think I'm going to fucking get this. It's a good deal. Whenever I see a woman walking around wearing one of those, I just know. Does she hate fucking white people without vengeance? She hates her dad. Yes. Upstate New York is all white women, like Port Jervis, Newburgh. It's all white women with mulatto kids exhausted.

Exhausted, of course. They got no way around it. And then behind them, you see the dad, her dad, just like. Oh, God, yeah. Paying for everything everything looking for potential energy kinetic energy to throw himself i see them and i think i liked rap too but it wasn't that good not to change my fucking life like yeah i'm not gonna fuck my life up like this babies of the guys who look like

the rappers and then just carry them around. Yeah, yeah. And it's always that way. It's just genetics. You can't take a glass of milk, put a little bit of chocolate milk in it, and then figure out a way to make it

lighter again. Oh, you're not a nerd if you read. You're a nerd if you look like a fucking nerd. And, Hostbusters, you're a nerd. It will get lighter eventually. As they keep breeding. It never seems to work out for them. Not light enough for the dad.

I'd love to see the stats. It's hard to find the data. Oh, yeah. Blacks in the black community, especially the Hispanic community, I think it's like 75% out of wedlock. But I think... Oh, really?

I think black on white is like 90. Wow, yeah. You know why? Because they can. Yeah. The black bitch will beat the shit out of him. The Latina will fucking drag him out of some bitch's house. Right. The white woman is like, oh, well, I guess it didn't work out.

I'll drag your kids around for the rest of my life. Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking have this burden on me. I'll make it my dad's problem. Oh, God. Motherfucker. Why did I let her watch the Cosby show? They seemed so nice. That's a great demographic,

by the way. Yeah. I guess you. Boomers who are not liberal. Oh, yeah. I don't know where boomers got this liberal thing from. What was it? Fucking LBJ? Is that Nambla guy? The Jew

that David Cross played in the movie? He was Nambla, the poet. Jerry Cohen. What the fuck was his name? Well, that makes sense, too. I had it with those people, too. Those guys infected the boomer pop. But when you meet a boomer who's slightly southern, like I was at a wedding this weekend

and there was a dad there with Bud and he would slap me on the back. What's your name? I'm like, Gavin McInnes. That's Scottish, right? McGinnis or McGinnis? I go, it actually was McGinnis. We were Irish.

And he goes, oh, yeah, you guys hate each other. He goes, who's better? And I'm like, depends who you're asking. Look at this guy. Can I blow you? I love this guy. Fucking where have you been all my life? Those dudes who almost went to Vietnam, but the card didn't come up,

and they're like, phew. Yeah. I get asked all the time. Whenever I'm posting something, somebody always asks, oh, did you feel like that when you were fucking 20? Like, oh, all of a sudden you're 20. I'm like, dude, ask any one of my friends joe curry has known me since i was 17 fucking years old ask him i have always been this guy

like my ideology has always been pretty fucking right wing and conservative right uh but i have like i'm very tolerant of people like we were talking were talking, trans, I don't give a shit. I don't care. Gay marriage, good, have at it. Fuck yourself up. Get in a little cat fight with your fucking boyfriend. Who gives a shit? Like, I don't care about that.

But when it comes to being outspoken about blatantly obvious shit, like the problem that we're having with violence in the black community now and all of a sudden now i'm i'm a fucking you know i'm a racist bigot because i'm just extremist white supremacist just because i'm bringing up i'm not making this shit up i'm not cherry picking things it shows up in my feed multiple times on a daily basis that there's shit going on in New York City. There was a thing, what is this? Subway? I think some guy I had one fucking clip.

Ah, fuck. But I scrolled through all the rest of the videos on that site. It was a news site, I think NBC. And the first one was a guy gets stabbed in the subway. And of course, then it was an axe. A guy pulls a fucking axe during a dispute on a fucking train at penn station and which happened black guy in times square a year ago that the al-aqbar guy was attacking a cop with an axe yeah with an axe

and i'm like i'm not making this shit up there it is swinging an axe and there he And there he is. There he is. Now, if you scroll down, scroll down and get to the other videos. Yeah, more stuff. No? Can you go any... Who the fuck carries around an axe? Motherfucker. Every story that had violence in it was a black perpetrator

and an Asian or a white or a black victim. But, like, how do you... I'm not making this up. And talking about it doesn't make me a racist. This woman posted something. She's like, this guy, compound boss, read his last 90 posts.

They're all anti-black. It's fucking news stories. And blame the news for being anti-black how do these liberals find you i don't know on twitter you have so many liberals i don't even know but boy do they love getting a hold of me and saying oh boy your fucking posts are so racist it's like how i i reposted and sometimes i'll do this because the headline they never put the name of the guy or a picture of him. It'll just be man on subway stabs passenger. And I will look.

I'll find the story. I might go to another news agency. It takes a while. It takes a while. But I'll find a picture of the motherfucker and his name and go, hey, I'll repost it and go, hey, just in case you wanted to see who this was, here's the perp. And that makes me a racist? It's literally putting more facts out there than the news did. Yes.

But I'm putting a little more detail on the news story. And for that, I'm just Mr. Racist Guy. Fuck you, you cunt. Reality is racist. Oh, reality scares the piss out of them. I don't believe in views. I don't think they exist. I'm sure with art, music.

I don't like Billy Joel. I don't like fucking Midnight Oil. I don't like Dire Straits. I hate The Doors. That's my opinion. I hate The Doors. I can't prove it. No, it's not a proof.

It's a taste. It's art, though. That's just what you're into. Right. Like women. I can't prove that. No, it's not a proof. It's a taste. That's just what you're into. Right. Like women. I like a fat ass. I'm not a big tit guy. Whatever. But when it comes to politics, that's all data-driven. Yes. I remember at Fox once,

this black dude, this engineer I was doing, Red Eye, and he goes, I don't agree with you a lot of your shit, but I respect that you say what you believe. And I'm like, don't agree with you a lot of your shit, but I respect that you say what you believe. And I'm like, don't agree with me? What do you not agree with? Like, let's hash it out. It's just numbers. I didn't come up with this stuff. Israel, should Israel be

there? It's 3.4 billion a year we give to them. I don't think that's very much. That's one day of spending. And we have an ally in the shithole Middle East. Sounds good to me, but you disagree? Okay. I'm open. What do you got?

Immigration? We need open borders? That doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, yeah. Should Spain have open borders? What would happen to Spain? Should Africa, should any country in Africa have open borders? That would totally change that country.

Yep. Are you okay with that? So, I don't have views. Yeah, but oh boy, ask them. don't have views yeah it's not like but oh boy ask them it's all views it's all opinion against race horrid race everyone's against racism you fucking idiot they don't get it i don't think that anyone should be less than that doesn't mean anything those aren't words meaningless fortune cookie oh I feel like a high school teacher just like with a red pen going, that's nothing. That means nothing.

That doesn't mean anything. Show your work. Show your work. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

No. Oh, my God. I think black people are human beings. Doesn't mean anything. No. Why wouldn't you? Of course. That's irrelevant. Yeah. F. Why wouldn't you? Of course. That's irrelevant.

Yeah. F. You get an F. Next essay. They just have this thing where facts are opinion. What's my buddy on my phone right now? Hate begets hate. What are you talking about?

What is that? I'm worried about marginalized people, especially trans and gays who are getting murdered. That's another thing you said. Oh, good, good. Are you talking about Matthew Shepard? Yeah, first of all, how long ago was that? And that's debatable whether it was because he was gay. Matthew Shepard was a meth head.

And he fucked over two meth dealers who hated his guts. He didn't pay them. So they killed him. They were fags, too. Oh, shit. It was a day on day murder Or they just didn't want to go out to a bar Stonewall was The mafia

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