The Yewneek Pod - Luis J Gomez wants to start a copyright war with Yewneek!??? Reviewing a Brendan Schaub Doc and 2 day Cumia Stuttering John smashing!
Episode Date: September 17, 2022Luis j Hoe-mez strikes two videos of yewneek reviewing Bryan Callens appearance on Legion of Skanks pod. Is it a mistake? Dms have been sent! Yewneek get mentioned in a new YouTube Doc about Brain d...ead Swabs. Cumia goes on a 2 day Stuttering John tirade yewneek reacts. Plus more Brendan Schaub is a rare ree.....ree...tard . A new Conspiracy Social Club aka Deep Waters and more.
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Okay, I'm sorry I even said it.
I'm sorry I said it.
I said it.
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I woke up this morning the two of my videos gone
that I made yesterday.
Lo and behold,
Luis J. Gomez
copyright took
down my videos.
Shocked I was.
I immediately DM'd him on Twitter and said, dude, what's going on? He had no idea what was happening. Someone on his team did it. He said he's going
to retract the copyright takedown. So at least one of those videos should be out. Apparently the second video, the hot mic one with Callan,
he was like, yeah, kind of getting backlash for that behind the scenes.
I might just personally take that.
He said he's going to retract the copyright on both the videos,
but if he does, I will take down that second video.
He didn't even know about it.
And I instructed him that second video, but he didn't even know about it.
And I instructed him that next time, instead of taking down the video,
have your team just do that copyright thing
where they get to add revenue from it.
You didn't see that?
Oh, you should have checked it out when it happened.
It was GaguritaFighter and KidSub, right?
It's still up on there.
But yeah, he said he's going to have his team retract it.
So. but other than that they brought back sticks and stones
ugh
it's the last season of Warzone
apparently we're not getting any Verdansk
what's the beta tomorrow
but what's it just fucking campaign getting any Verdansk. What's the beta tomorrow?
But what's it just fucking campaign?
So who gives a fuck?
So that's gonna I probably won't even touch that.
But you know
some other stuff happened today
Dana White vs.
Brendan Schaub
oh he just said Brendan Schaub's
too sensitive
and shit when the show was over
but the mics were still on
and they were trying to encourage him
to tell Brendan
yo just go with it and and he was like, he's too sensitive,
and Louis said, well, people, they shit on me the whole show,
and he was like, it's a New York thing, it's a New York thing,
basically saying, Shob's an L.A. comic who's a pussy or something.
You drink Heineken.
Heineken's not bad.
Can I get a... You hooked me up with no videos.
I saw the shop response on Instagram
just by myself
and the Dana White thing I seen in the
fighter and the kid subreddit
you got no credit I am here
zero
Greg Giraldo Zero. Zero.
Greg Giraldo was hilarious.
Unfortunately, he died.
But Greg Giraldo was hilarious.
My favorite thing he ever did was smash Dennis Leary on Colin Quinn's show.
Oh, my God, what a destruction. He
fucking did, he destroyed
Dennis Leary so hard that during his
tribute thing
because he died, Dennis Leary
had to give it up in a tribute like, damn,
the nigga smashed me and I had to just
accept it.
Yeah, Greg Geraldo was hilarious.
Apparently huge drug user, though.
Great at roasting.
Amazing.
His stand-up was good, too. I remember I watched, what was it, like a premium blender or something.
He did something on Comedy Central.
And, like, some Jamaican guy, like, fell asleep in the fucking audience.
And he just spent the first five minutes of the show just shitting on him. My favorite roast still he did
was the Larry the Cable Guy one.
That one was on another level.
And I think that was sort of towards the end too.
Because that dude had all the credentials.
He was hilarious.
Good looking guy.
College
educated. That nigga went to like Harvard
or something like that too.
Never made it.
His biggest
thing was tough crowd.
And I think he couldn't handle that.
Like, he checked all the boxes of
I should be making it,
I should have my own show and shit,
but he didn't.
Here's a lawyer.
Yeah, like,
all the niggas who work at SNL and those comedy things,
they're all, like, from Yale or something.
Yeah, that little box
checked off to just be a writer,
but no one ever used them.
But we got shit to check out here, people.
Is Chase Hooper big in the UFC
I'm asking the chat
is Chase Hooper big
cause he's shit on Brendan
for his response
I love how the fighter and the kids
subreddit is just...
Like I said in the video, everyone picked up on it.
The nigga is just doing projection.
Look at this homo.
On a scooter.
He's a new fighter?
Oh, well, that Chase Hooper dude put...
Shaub really tried to hit him with the
you put on a pair of designer jeans and some hip sneakers
and think you're cool.
You're still a dork with a frat bro vocabulary.
Like he didn't just describe himself word for word.
Exactly. Like what I said in the video
and I just saw the post on Instagram
and made a video about it
but I said it a thousand times during the video
it's projection
he's talking about himself
and it's fucking sad
it's pathetic
your videos get no view.
Your clip channel,
I even talked about in that video,
is extremely pathetic.
It's over,
Brendan Schaub.
Give it up.
He left another message too because he liked Brendan Schaub's tweet
saying here's my response and he said
I only liked your tweet
so I can remember to go back to it or something.
We are going to watch that
Colin Leach.
But that was Schaub's...
By the way, Brendan Schaub, who runs...
He accused him of stealing his shows.
No one watches your shows, you dumb faggot.
You don't have a network.
Everyone left you.
Your personal assistant left you. You don't have a network for anyone left you, your personal assistant left you,
you don't have a network for anyone to really,
no one wants your shit,
all you do is steal,
I guess that's a projection,
but,
the nigga,
had the motherfucking audacity to say,
Dana White steals from him,
and some dude tried
defending Schaub. I think it was a Spanish
dude, of course, and he was like,
this thing with Gronk that is
kind of like Fight Companion. Joe Rogan
did Fight Companion, not Brendan Schaub.
It was Joe Rogan.
And Joe Rogan let Schaub do it.
And no one watches that either.
On his channel.
We never got the stolen yellow bike.
Update either.
But my point is.
You own the thick boy empire you do a podcast
you do shows
why wouldn't you respond on camera or talk
you did it in an Instagram post
oh cause someone else wrote it, by the way.
Someone else wrote that, by the way.
I didn't see one misspelling in that motherfucker.
Brendan Schaub couldn't have wrote that.
Someone else wrote it and then put it up.
Talk about it on your show, stupid, where you'll get views.
You know the thing where you're supposed to be.
You don't make money on Instagram or Twitter.
You make money on YouTube.
And you bet on yourself.
It's the only thing you got.
Why wouldn't you respond on YouTube?
You're in a fucking studio that you lose money on.
Respond there dummy.
March 2023 James Banks.
I just find it odd.
Damn right, Sky G.
It won't butt itself?
Why would it butt itself, though?
But.
Why wouldn't you respond on video on your YouTube channel?
You did an Instagram post.
I was outside bicycling on a yellow bike.
So I was outside.
So I was getting food and on a yellow bike.
Ew.
Des went to the gym today.
I'm very suspicious of this.
I don't believe it.
It's called a typo.
Well, what were you trying to spell?
Nut?
What?
Hut?
Still looking for the mountain lion?
Oh yeah, that mountain lion story?
Alright, we're checking out this.
Not the entire thing.
Someone just timestamped me this.
My mention in this video.
Another big YouTuber.
Talked about Brendan Schaub.
He has over 300,000 subscribers.
Internet's most hated comedian.
I want to
part this at the timestamp where he talks
about me.
Then I want to check out Kumi and Gavin
trashing Stuttering John again
it's become
an everyday thing
and I like shitting
on Stuttering John it's just
he's such a nobody
like
you get
well for them they get views from it, I guess.
For me, it makes no sense to do it video-wise, but.
Brendan and Cain Velasquez.
I think you'd be surprised.
Brendan had been doing comedy for five or six years now,
and his hour-long debut was highly anticipated.
To say it flopped would be an understatement.
You'd Be Surprised received 1.5 out of 10 stars on IMDb,
the worst rating of any stand-up special listed on the platform, ever.
The reviews were relentless, and the homeless cats had a field day.
Comments like,
Everyone laughed when Brendan said he would be a comedian.
No one's laughing now.
Time for Rogan to give Brendan another talk.
He's living proof that you can do anything if you know the right people.
Multiple YouTubers released videos destroying You'd Be Surprised, including Brendan Schaub's
You'd Be Surprised is the worst comedy special I've ever seen, uploaded by Beige Frequency.
He was being called the first ever CTE comic.
People weren't holding back on Brendan, especially the homeless cats.
You'd Be Surprised is the origin of Brendan's mediocre catchphrase, dicey dicey, a shabbanism that's still in
heavy rotation to this day. It's a perfect catchphrase for Brendan. Many
aspects of his career have been dicey and they only got dicier from here.
Let's take the elephant out of the room. I've Brendan hasn't stopped receiving vitriol online,
to this day. We've seen Brendan take criticism graciously before, in his 2014 interview with
Joe Rogan. It was hard to hear, but Brendan heeded the advice. While Rogan's advice was
polite compared to online critiques of You'd Be Surprised, Brendan had vastly different reactions
between the two. He started abusing YouTube's copyright system, striking any and all videos that spoke negatively
of the special.
He was trying to scrub the internet of negative opinions.
In the same vein, he developed a partnership with Pure Spectrum CBD, where customers received
50% off if they left a kind review of You'd Be Surprised.
People didn't leave kind reviews.
Oh, Stuttering John has me blocked, too.
He was in full damage control mode.
Instead of considering constructive criticism and blocking out the blind hatred,
Brendan tried to erase all of it. This did nothing but stoke the flame,
as the homeless cats now knew how much Brendan was affected by online shit-talking. The Fighter and the Kid subreddit continued to tear him apart.
In the rubble of You'd Be Surprised, Showtime let Brendan go. They didn't explicitly say why,
but I think we can all put two and two together. The special was historically bad, and Brendan's
online presence revolved around negativity. Brendan's separation from Showtime was similar to the Fighter and the Kid's separation from Fox Sports.
It was a clean slate, a fresh start, and an opportunity to produce his own content.
In 2021, Brendan started Thick Boy Network.
Yes, Thick, with three Cs.
Brendan's content was still mediocre, but now it was also underfunded. In 2022, Brendan put out his second stand-up
comedy special, this time under Thick Boy Network, The Gringo Poppy. But we'll get to that in a
second. In late 2021, a video of Brendan was leaked to the public. It was a wide-angle view
of a pool party, attended by various media and sports personalities. Brendan is seen handing a piece of paper thought to be his phone number to a
woman. Brendan had been married for a number of years at this point and also
had children. The prospect of him hitting on a girl at a party got to him. Now you know
how he did hand that chick his number? You have to remember that whole event
was set up around him
remember he's sitting there with Mike Tyson
and the other people
so it wasn't just like a
random bar or anything everyone
who was there was there to watch them
and this nigga had the confidence to walk
up and just drop the numbers
of the chick and say
suck my dick and then she
obviously said yeah
No
Sad job the attention of everyone online
Especially the homeless cats and his wife probably but let's be honest. This isn't that bad on its own
It could be a misread of the video. Maybe it wasn't his phone number. Maybe the woman was a friend of his
Maybe this whole thing was a misunderstanding.
He still had the benefit of the doubt.
But Brendan figured that explaining himself would be too easy.
How can I make myself look as guilty as possible while still throwing someone else under the
bus, thought Brendan.
He came up with just a plan.
He struck not only the video but the uploader Uniqueness's channel.
On top of that, Brendan filed a lawsuit against a small YouTuber,
cementing in people's minds that the video was what they thought it was.
Okay now we can get back to Brendan's second stand up special, the gringo poppy.
It was bad. 1.1 out of 10 stars bad. Worse than you'd be surprised and worse than any
other stand up special on IMDb. Ever. This special was only 30 minutes compared to the hour runtime of his first effort.
Brendan made a point to not overstay his welcome,
but his effort made no difference.
As you can imagine, the online abuse continued,
and so did Brendan's attempts to suppress it.
He continued to strike hate videos,
in each attempt documented by the Fighter and the Kid subreddit.
They saw what Brendan was trying to do, and they didn't like it.
His tirade of suppression continued when he was called out on the Trash Tuesday podcast by the fighter and the kid subreddit. They saw what Brendan was trying to do and they didn't like it.
His tirade of suppression continued when he was called out on the Trash Tuesday podcast
for asking one of the hosts, Annie Letterman,
to walk him to his truck.
And it was like, why don't you walk me to my truck,
this married guy, where I'm like, and we know him,
I'm not gonna say who it is, but he's like,
why don't you give me a walk, why don't you give,
like, you should walk me to my truck.
I'm like.
Again, Brendan is a married man and this allegation caught the attention of the homeless cats.
However, Brendan completely denied Annie's claims, which started an avalanche of drama, finger pointing, and lies.
A number of channels have exhausted this saga, so I'll give a quick synopsis.
Trash Tuesday has three hosts, Annie Letterman, Esther Pivitsky, and Bobby Lee's girlfriend at the time, Kalilah Kuhn.
Annie claimed that Brendan asked her to walk him to his truck, insinuating that Brendan was hitting on her.
He denied the claim entirely and demanded that the Trash Tuesday podcast clear his name.
He communicated only with Bobby at first, asking him if he had, quote, fixed the Kalilah shit yet.
He went so far as to blackmail Kalilah, threatening to release sensitive information about her and Bobby Lee's relationship.
Bobby was, of course, uncooperative with Brendan. As he was literally threatening his girlfriend at
the time, Brendan then threatened to release 300 pages of evidence suggesting that Bobby was the
mastermind behind the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. This was, of course, untrue, and those 300 pages
were never released. Brendan went on Bobby and Kalilah's podcast, Tiger Belly, to try to clear
the air, but he was unsuccessful.
I don't talk like that.
I would never call Kalilah that.
That's not in my privilege.
Brendan, you called me that on the phone call we had.
As Dan Soder put it,
Kalilah stuffed him like a turkey,
poking holes in his story and showcasing his lies.
Now, with that being said,
I don't think Kalilah is a great person.
I think she showed her true colors in that podcast
and it wasn't colors that I liked.
So let me just say that. I'm not necessarily on Brendan's side, but Kalilah,
sketchy, sketchy. If all that was very confusing, it's because the whole thing is stupid.
Instead of owning up to his mistakes or clarifying his side of the story,
Brendan tried to sweep the entire situation under the rug. He made threats and hurled
accusations at innocent people. Rather than talking to Annie, Kalilah, and Esther directly,
he tried to get Bobby to do his dirty work. It seemed as though Brendan
assumed that Bobby would have his back because they're both comedians. But obviously Bobby
wanted no part of the situation.
Brendan had further alienated himself from the comedy scene, a community he worked hard
to be a part of.
The Fighter and the Kid lives on, but the subreddit seems to have died down.
People are getting tired of Brendan's lack of accountability.
Hating on Brendan has become less of a meme and more of a justified cause.
The backlash Brendan received following You'd Be Surprised may have been over the top and
unwarranted, but it was coming from a place of humor. The backlash regarding his recent drama is coming from
a place of fairness. Brendan's denial of Andy's claims opened an endless can of worms
that he's still trying to clean up. Time will tell how the rest of his career plays
out, but Brendan has a lot of apologies to make before he can move forward. He can't
keep doubling down on his lies forever.
Brendan has been estranged from the comedy world. He's too old for professional MMA at this point,
and his football days passed him at the age of 19.
It's impossible to deny that Brendan is a hardworking, talented individual.
His lack of accountability, however, has been and will continue to be his Achilles heel. You really can't get much for five bucks these days.
Unless...
Is that a real song?
I think she liked it.
Your choice of sandwich plus all this for just five bucks is worth celebrating.
Choose wisely.
Choose Wendy's Biggie Bag.
You know, they're selling you all wolf tickets, people.
You're eating them right up.
George here is selling you wolf tickets.
Dana here, he's selling you wolf tickets.
The UFC is selling you some wolf tickets.
You guys are eating them right up.
I just know I have a bigger heart than him. He's selling wolf ticket the UFC's now you with some wolf tickets You guys are eating them right up. I
Just know I bigger heart to him, you know, he called himself a man, but he like put his hands on women so
Forget that guy got much more heart than he has
What were on the rise of finance? Oh
Back on
Video all right
Enough of that. I was mentioned if you were bringing up uniqueness, which is my live-streaming channel name
But all the same
March 2023 when I go back with that lawsuit.
Thank God I'm not paying a lawyer.
By the way, his lawyer admitted in an email that they thought I wasn't going to answer discovery
and just get judgment that I didn't answer discovery
and we filed some new shit and they have no idea what to do with that
his lawyer admitted this during an email because remember I told you they're trying to say
we never responded and I was like yeah we didn't we have proof and through email, through certified mail through an actual email the lawyer put
I didn't expect you to respond
I thought you just weren't going to respond
I'm going to win
because you didn't
they said that during an email
which is
Brendan Schaub's
lawyer team
as redacted as him.
Facebook social media has done intense damage to this country.
Stuttering John blocked me on social media. What?
I know.
Your friendship's over.
I guess our friendship is over.
And then he continues to, like, shit on me.
No, I block people.
Believe me.
I block plenty of people on Twitter.
But then I don't talk about them.
That is a fag move, man.
Like, look, John, you want to bring your argument with me public and go on social media, that's fine.
But then to block me so I can't then get back at you he was calling he goes he wouldn't
mention my name but he goes he's raised by two drunks his mother and father were drunks and i'm
like what are you doing john you were raised by a puerto rican boom you got him back. You like to scream the N-word.
You should just say that.
Just go racial on John.
Everyone was a drunk in the 70s. Everyone was a drunk.
My father was really drunk.
My mother?
Not really.
She fucking enjoyed a drink every so often,
but she raised three kids.
Yeah.
You know, we never had want for a house.
I believe everyone in the 70s was a drunk because of my grandma and grandpa's basement.
There was a bar.
They didn't use it when I was growing up, but during the 70s, when they got their grandma and grandpa shit time in,
the young times, there was a bar in that finished basement.
House or food.
You were never on welfare.
No, no.
And your dad didn't pay bills when he moved out, right?
No, no.
She must have just been working her fucking ass off.
She had two, three jobs sometimes.
She didn't have time to be drunk.
I know, right?
But John just has to, because I lambasted him about his shitty fatherhood.
Because obviously, you can't have had a good father and then turn up with kids that just don't want to see you.
Do you know people have realized there's not one picture of him with his kids, recent picture of him with his kids.
You ripped on his tranny daughter's son other thing now, too, which is hilarious.
What do you think?
Is it possible to be a good parent if your children are trans?
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
I think there's—
And Colter brought up the whole thing about how, like, 95% of them are white, liberal
women, the mothers, who are college educated.
Yeah.
Okay, where's the Asian trans?
Where's the Peruvian trans?
Where's the Asian trans?
Have you ever been to Thailand?
Aside from that, Gavin.
The fucking Mexican trans.
Well, you'll get a couple, but it's not.
No, it's an upper middle class white female thing.
I think most of them are single mothers, too.
Most of the parents of trans kids are single moms.
Yeah, single moms, which John's fits into.
I think and I honestly believe because of what I remember.
Look, John can't hide who he was and what he said back in the days of Stern. And I just said before, I'm from the school of thought,
that you don't just forego who you were and it's not funny anymore
or I don't find that humorous or I don't believe that anymore.
You can.
I've seen born-again Christians that just, you know, Scientologists,
they kind of lose their mind and disavow everything from their past.
But that's not a regular thing to
do stuttering john i believe is is so racist sexist homophobic all that shit but because it cost him
his kids and and he probably feels horrible i don't care what he says. He feels terrible that his adorable baby girl decided to cut her tits off and fucking shave her head and grow a beard.
Just a beard?
Have you seen her?
They all do.
Yeah, yeah.
She's got like those pubic beards.
They always do that.
And they wear like coveralls and a hat trucker hat.
And they don't act like us.
They don't act. They don't.
Because they don't know what it is to be a man.
Because they're not men. Just like these
fucking idiots that turn into whips.
Trans has
always existed.
Like you ever see gangs
in New York.
He-she's. But men
to women never existed. And it makes
no sense in any
context in any way shape or form
that's a new one
even with the trans thing
we had dudes who felt like they were chicks
and there are chicks
who felt like they can't be dudes
women don't know what women are like and they don't know what women are like, and they don't act like women.
They act like men that want to be treated like women.
It's ma'am.
It's ma'am.
A woman doesn't say that.
Or they dress like Justin Bieber when he was a wigger.
Oh, my God, that is perfect.
And they have the backwards baseball hat, plugs,
a wife beater, and low-hanging jeans.
All of them, you are so fucking right.
And they're 5'7".
They're little.
With their weird stub on their arms.
I saw this one, Riley.
At least the dudes who go to women can get a surgery.
The women got to go to men.
You get your tits, you don't get a dick.
You get no surgery.
So all trans people are mentally ill.
But the chicks, the dudes,
are ultimately mentally ill.
And she's like,
Yo, what's up? This is Riley.
We're getting a lot of people asking me about top surgery.
And if you're allowed to...
Ellen Page did it.
I don't want to talk too much about it.
Because she grew up in the system.
She was probably fucking raped when she was fucking four.
Was put in movies when she was six.
So her new rebellion was... she was fucking four. Was put in movies when she was six.
So her new rebellion
was... That's her rebellion.
I get
her rebellion. I don't want to talk about her,
but
chicks did...
The one we had before was
Chaz Bono, but
you got no dick so you're not a man. The one we had before was Chaz Bono, but...
You got no dick, so you're not a man.
By the way, a big part of being a man, you're a dick.
Every man will tell you that.
It's not the other way.
You're a dude who becomes a woman.
They have titties and whatever. But you don't act like a woman yet.
Become a man.
A big part of being a man is 90% is your dick.
The man experience is your dick.
And they can never do it.
To eat the day before, and what you do is you can eat,
but you want to have a lot of liquids.
And every TikTok Riley puts up
is about sex change operations.
Right.
Now, if a man had a major operation,
he wouldn't be like, hey, welcome back.
A lot of people ask me about my leg amputation.
So what happens is the stub
can get really irritated by your
prosthetic like they never
mention it again
no because they got other man things
they have man shit to talk about
not that they're cutting your tits off
so I honestly think John
is so fucking guilt ridden
about his shitty fatherhood
that caused his beautiful daughter.
She was very cute.
Yeah, I saw a picture.
She won her and her girlfriend in high school.
Yeah, she was fucking 10 when Kubi saw her and said,
yeah, I'm the fuck Stuttering John's daughter.
I was like,
come here and tell me a picture of this chick.
How is she cute or hot?
Come here and tell me a picture of this chick
when she was 10.
She's hot.
One, like,
queen, king and queen
of the prom thing or whatever,
homecoming king and queen. And prom thing or whatever homecoming king and queen
and it was the
first time it was ever a same sex couple
so it was kind of a big thing
and that wasn't even enough
she had actually
surgically removed two healthy
breasts where you find doctors
to do this I don't even fucking know
it's the most unethical
thing I think you could find in a doctor.
And then he
I think he went completely lefty
to try to win her love
back. Yeah, that makes sense. Like, I get it.
Trans rights. Yeah.
Biden's awesome. Fuck
Trump. Oh. Come exactly
wrong on this.
That's not why he went left.
After the Stern and Jay Leno thing,
he got hired on, what's her name, Stephanie Miller's show, which was a political show.
And they just hired Stuttering John because he was on the Howard Stern show. That's why he pretends to be left. Stuttering John is nothing.
He's a rip-you-off faggot.
But that's why he went left.
One of the families.
He got hired in a Stephanie Miller show.
Hired to doutter and John,
but Sutter and John has no political meanings or feelings.
Oh, the right wing is terrible.
Because I've seen John on Howard years ago.
I've known him personally.
He's no fuck.
He's a piece of shit, Long Island piece of trash
that loves talking about the nigs and the spics
and this and that and faggots and everything.
And he's used all those words on Howard's show.
So fuck off.
All of a sudden now he's the greatest dad
to a transgender fucking child.
It didn't work, right? It's not like she comes home and goes, No. We're in. all of a sudden now he's the greatest dad to a transgender fucking child.
It didn't work, right?
It's not like she comes home and goes, we're in.
They don't hang out with the guy.
There's no pictures of him, recent pictures of him with his children.
He doesn't have stories about a great weekend he spent with his kids.
His ex-wife fucking hates him.
He's a horrible person.
He's a terrible person. He's a fucking liar. And he's a he's a horrible person he's a terrible person he's a fucking liar
and he's a piece of shit and he's a phony too because like i said the greatest thing stuttering
john did was upgrade his shit wife to la dude who had money. Stuttering John's wife
was the nobody who fucked with Stuttering
John.
Boom Jay Leno gig.
You got divorced.
And some white dude
has more money than you
took over that responsibility.
That's what's really happening here
but yeah
he thinks he's gonna win back
some
like the daughter only went trans
because of the
new wife's husband
stuttering
John
if he didn't get divorced
with the roaches and shit, his kid didn't want to go trans.
But then maybe dad stepped in.
John tried going into the Hollywood world.
That's what he did.
He was in there.
He got his wife
took and kicked out and now he lives
at Roach's.
And that's the saddest thing ever.
Not only
did you try to enter the Hollywood world,
you entered it with your family.
They took your family and kicked you out.
You know?
You entered the Hollywood community they take a white kid and kiss you out
stutter John is a benefit and I'll start on says, he's divorced. He never says,
oh, aliboney, or child support.
No, Stuttering John never talks about it.
He doesn't have to pay it because
his wife is fucking with somebody.
His wife met somebody.
Stirling John is lucky.
His wife met somebody.
Stirling John had a thing in his house before I got married.
Amazing.
Horrible thing.
Some horrible thing he did that turned his beautiful little girl into
a freak show.
Top surgery is one of the worst things
about modern America. See with the scar
right across the top.
I didn't realize this, but
a woman's tit is intricate.
It goes deep.
There's a daffodil
of milk ducks. There's a lot ofodil. Yeah. There's a daffodil of milk ducks.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of machinery in there.
Put my dick right between your daffodil of milk ducks.
So you've got to rip out all of that shit.
Like, if we were to, you know, have our pecs cut off,
which wouldn't be a lot for me,
you're just taking out some fucking fat.
More for me.
There's no machinery in there.
Right.
But they've got this insane machinery.
Look at all that stuff in machinery. Look at all that.
Look at all that shit.
That gets thrown out.
That was them.
Just throwing it out.
To that extent, they were out.
We were in town since February. to that extent, the New York House. New Ron Callen Century.
Ron Callen was not there.
Not an interesting movie.
I don't know what to play it, but...
Was that chat?
Did anyone ask me anything?
Or do anything? You think I'm incoherent?
No, I'm incoherent.
DB Cooler.
I'm sure we another thing to play.
Just try to go to error 504 a lot.
What does that mean?
There's your internet.
Am I drunk? drunk no not really they're two gonna rebus
i hear what shot video bar tartan no
no Bar-tarded? No. No.
No.
Yeah, that's it.
Dummy didn't do it.
She lied today.
When she lied, she meant it.
I'm gonna lie.
I'm gonna lie to her faggot family. I'm gonna lie. I don gonna lie to our faggot family about lies.
They don't care about their lies.
They gotta wait for me.
I'm gonna lie about more shit.
Don't bother me during the day.
Lie more though, why more would you, don't fuck with me, please,
because, by the way, the reason why I don't do Brian's is because Brian Callen isn't here,
and he's still going to recharge, so, I I'm trying to put off as long as possible he's gorgeous and they got a guy who was white before is now suddenly
black and I do I care about that no does it seem forced? 100%. 100%. These things alone, do they seem like big deals?
No.
If you put it all together, it seems like this is being done on purpose.
There are good ways to do it and bad ways to do it.
Like, you know, diversify the city of numenor you know what
i mean sam newman or one of your favorite uh kingdom in the civil million buy the penny for
every time we were talking about newman door i mean the cow is not here because he deleted his
things but this is the new conservative so i would have yeah so like penny so we've never seen new manure on on screen right so
populate that castle diversity when i see a black dwarf it's a little weird you know it's just a
little jarring it takes me out of it just because they are squished down versions of uh Scottish people. The only thing I got pushed back on that is that for me,
a black dwarf doesn't shock me because mini Mr. T used to be a Hollywood
bull bar and he would constantly get busted blowing dudes in the parking
garage at the Hollywood Highland.
He was known for mini Mr. T was known for sucking off dudes
in the garage
down there.
Now, was Mr. T
Spider-Man Wolverine
one of those kind of guys that were hanging
out in front of comments?
Yeah, but he would look like Mr. T.
And then he would
suck off dudes.
Okay, got it.
So I'm not shocked by it.
Right.
That there's black trolls and stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It just seems purposeful for the...
Now, here's the whole thing, right?
So the question is,
because I got in a discussion with a buddy of mine about this,
and so the whole thing is, like, is this naturally occurring?
Is this something where humanity is wanting this to happen?
Therefore, Hollywood is reacting.
Start doing a camera angle right in the run of your face.
Why do you do this at the camera's angle?
You don't talk to people like this
Or you're going to look up their nostrils
But the nigga's doing a video like it
Stop doing your videos
Where you're going to look up your nose
Two inches from your fucking face
You want to talk to somebody like that
Build a fucking studio
In which you're not going to be in studio.
You can fucking talk
outside of it.
That shit, ugh.
...to the demands
of the populace.
Or is this something
that's being pushed on people?
And if you ask me,
it's number two.
Because nobody...
Chicken or the egg, but yeah, totally.
Because nobody's watching any of this stuff.
I don't get this angle these niggas do.
Two inches from the face.
You would never talk to someone two inches from the face.
Why are you trying to do a show or stream or anything
two inches from the fucking face?
Stop doing it.
It's annoying.
It's bizarre and weird.
If you talk in real life,
you're going to be two inches from my fucking face
and talk to me.
Stop doing it.
They're getting shitty ratings.
Please.
And just, they're also getting shitty like you
know reviews they're getting shitty reviews like really bad to the point that
these companies have to turn off the reviews because it's so negative and
that may also be not completely indicative of how good it is because you
could have a really motivated base trying to take it
down. It's happened to me
on projects I've done
in the comment section. Certain people
showing up and like, this is the worst
thing ever, blah, blah, blah.
That's also not an indicator, but
the ratings don't seem to be there
to warrant what they're
doing.
I don't know why not.
Since you're in this, since you're meeting Des.
I got some new pussy.
New chick Des got ready.
I'm about to line up.
She's not better than you.
I got some new pussy
alongside you, but
when you're doing
your bullshit,
I can just hit this and my thing.
It's not my idea, nigga.
You can't know what it's saying.
To the point that they're shooting entire projects, edited it, done,
and then they decide not to put it out because they're so worried
that it will add to the re narrative that they're trying
to push this cultural marxism on everybody well so there's two things one it's kind of not good
uh just period like diversity anything um it's just very glacially paced um gladriel's character
is very one no so you're saying the show the show isn't good yeah no it's not great the hair foot story line is really insane if gandalf is the one that came down in the but I have to
I have to get into it
look at this
fucking retard
yeah we're gonna do
the Anthony thing soon
don't worry
look at him
look at this faggot
in his faggot shorts
this dumb hat.
This is a retard.
This is Warren from There's Something About Mary Grown Up.
Look at him.
Look at the homo.
No, you're a bit of a rabble rouser.
What happened?
Well.
Hey, hold on.
Let me ask you something.
What happened?
Did you read any news site? Well. Hey, hold on. Let me ask you something. What happened?
Did you read any news site?
Well...
Yeah, I got a lot of...
Hey, hey.
What happened?
I got blasted.
Apparently...
Your boy provides a bum.
You're stirring the pot a little bit.
Stirring the pot.
I'm...
You know what I'm doing?
My night last night?
What are you doing?
I'm about to...
It's Chob and Friends, right?
Yeah.
Another showdown, so it'll be cool, right?
Yeah.
I'm there with D'Lea, Eric Griffin.
Please don't do quiet brags, but just tell me the story.
I'm not.
So we're all chilling, and then my brother's like,
ah, fuck, Dana called you a fucking idiot.
And I'm like.
Dana called you a fucking idiot?
Yeah, a fucking idiot.
He's very to the point.
Well, his vocabulary is hilarious.
But what did you do?
What did you do?
Hey, like his vocabulary.
Dude, does it come with fucking seltzers? Whatzers what are you doing dude you're such a bro are you russian first
does it come with selfers did he say seltzers seltzer salsa
before you tell the story i don't i i purposely stayed ignorant i just got a bunch of people
here calling you.
I was like, what did he do? So that went viral, and then I went, oh.
And then I didn't think it was much.
You know, on the Shob show every Monday, I get on there.
And because I've had how many fights?
Over 15 fights in the UFC.
Are you promoting your own show on your show?
I've been in those weigh-ins. The weigh-ins. So when he goes, oh. I've been in those weigh-ins.
The weigh-ins.
So when he goes, oh, it was so much chaos and mayhem,
we have to shut down the weigh-ins.
I watched and I went, huh, I bet the footage is going to be lit.
Day goes by, nothing.
Another day goes by, nothing.
After the fights, I'm like, they're going to release some of it.
Nothing.
They released one half-assed video, but it was weak as fuck.
So I was like, let's just go through the math.
So they did release a video.
Okay.
Right?
What are you saying?
This is what I'm saying.
Or are you just asking questions?
In general, what are you saying, retard?
Here's my question.
There's 26 fighters on the card, on that particular card.
Each fighter gets minimum two corner men.
So let's say two to three.
If you have the main event, you can have five, right?
And there's basically two main events.
Yes, Dana, what other duties said you think it did?
If they both...
Calculator, please.
So five times four, do you know?
Yeah, donate 10 anyway.
You become a super duper bot.
78 before...
So 78 total, but let's say the main event.
And then you include staff and security.
Let's just round it down to a nice number like a hundred what those weigh-ins guys are bored as shit everybody's on their phone there's a hundred people behind the scenes in the weigh-ins retain
them and they're getting their mind off the fight everybody's on their phone so if there was mayhem
what would happen no No, I...
You just put it in quotes.
Air quotes.
Mayhem.
You're already saying there would be nothing.
No, no, I'm just saying.
No, mayhem.
So if there was mayhem for the biggest...
Did this faggot have a smiley, have a nice day face tattooed on his fucking...
What,, calf?
UFC, this never happened before because, oh, there's never been drama in the UFC.
Also, there's no camera crew at all, all venues. You're saying nobody has cameras on their phone.
Oh, it's so weird, man.
Why is he talking like this?
Stop talking like that.
To me, when he said that, all I said is, like, I'm not a big conspiracy guy.
If you want to talk about JFK, JFK Jr., I'm your Hucklebee.
You want to talk about Charles Manson?
I read Chaos.
I'm your Hucklebee.
Outside that, I don't want to entertain.
I'm your hucklebee.
I don't believe anyone can be this retarded.
He didn't just say, I'm your hucklebee.
I'm your hucklebee?
I'm your huckle... The line is, I will be your Huckleberry, and this fucking retard, this big nose, weirdo
eared retard said, I'm your Hucklebee, oh my, dude, when I first listened to this, I put it in whatever MMA guy was streaming.
I almost threw the fuck up.
This is an astonishing amount of retardedness.
I'm your Hucklebee?
I'm your Hucklebee,
it's,
I'll be your Huckleberry,
cause he gonna have to keep gunfighting that dude,
in the movie,
Val Kilmer,
but this faggot just gets,
I'll,
I'm your Hucklebee,
no it's,
I will be is the first thing,
not I am,
and it's Huckleberry, stupid. And by the way, that character was obviously a homo. I'm your Hugglebee. I know, right? I'm
your Hucklebee. I'm astonished. I entertain the lizard people. Entertain flat earth. Entertain
a lot of this shit. But when it
comes to that, I just have some questions.
You just ask them questions? And I'm a
fucking dummy? Well, here's
the thing. You're saying nobody
has cameras on their phone. Oh, it's so weird,
man. So to me, when he said
that, all I said is like, I'm not
a big conspiracy guy. If you want to talk about JFK,
JFK Jr., I'm your Hucklebeebee you want to talk about Charles Manson I read chaos I'm your hucklebee
I heart hucklebees wasn't that a movie
what a fucking retard and what's this new way?
Why is he talking like this?
Outside that, I don't entertain the lizard people.
I don't entertain flat earth.
I don't entertain a lot of this shit.
But when it comes to that, I just have some questions.
You just ask him questions?
And I'm a fucking dummy.
Well, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
You can't call another grown man a fucking dummy at a press conference. It's pretty aggressive. And I'm just going to lay back and be chill. Because here's the other thing. Here's the thing. You can't call another grown man a fucking dummy at a press conference.
It's pretty aggressive.
And I'm just going to lay back and be chill.
Because here's the other thing.
It's pretty funny.
Well, it's funny, but also not that creative.
There's something about when you call somebody what you'd call somebody when you were in middle school.
That cracks me up.
Like, just going, you're a dummy.
You know what's funny about it?
Is he has $400 million in the bank and then still calls people fucking dummies.
Dana gets emotional.
Dana's an emotional guy, right?
Yeah, sure.
We can.
Okay.
He has $400 million in the bank.
You are a dummy though.
You know, try to help him as much as we can.
And I get it.
I just said, I'm your Hucklebee.
You're beyond a dummy.
You're a waterhead.
You know, why don't they print all the stuff I say good about him?
When's the last time you heard me say something bad about him?
Go ahead.
Because when he stuck up for our buddy Joe Rogan, I went, you know what?
And go ahead and play the fucking tape back for all the people that are
balling you for this.
I went, you know what?
Because what he did for Rogan stopped my story to tell.
I've never told the story. I went, I'm going to quit being so hard for Rogan, it's not my story to tell. I've never told the story.
I went, I'm going to quit being so hard on Dana.
I don't know how the company goes, you know,
so I'm going to quit nitpicking everything that he does.
You've been fair because you've said a lot of times,
you've said, I don't know what it's like to run the UFC.
So for me to criticize Dana on the things he's being criticized right now,
I'm not going to.
Yeah, I mean, I can do it.
But still, it's not brain surgery, but also.
But this is the game we play. Yeah, we're going to do it but still you're not brain surgery, but also
It sounds to me like I'm so let me get what you're saying
But also let me get what you're saying, let me just stop you and say your face bro, you're saying I'm a rabbit You're copied it from Delia, by the way half a million subscribers
Video dropped yesterday not even 90,000 views.
Dead network.
Maybe you should make that your Hucklebee, you fucking dumb retarded faggot.
You're a rabble rouser.
I'm a rabble rouser.
You're a rabble rouser.
I'm all rabbled up.
Yeah.
I'm all bunched up.
Now, here's the thing.
You're basically.
I'll pretend you're Dana and get you, it sounds like you're saying this.
I'll answer back.
But it sounds like you're saying this.
It sounds like you're saying that Kevin Holland did not Spartan kick,
comes out Chemaia in the chest.
You know he fucked up, right?
Because it's comes out Spartan kick.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Comes out Spartan kick. They carry on. You're saying that there wasn't a toss-up no not you're saying it wasn't and what and there might
have been words but words there's words at every win here's travis brown had okay and roy nelson
had here's my question they didn't shut the fucking fight here's my um now let me ask some
questions can i ask a question though yeah if everything I'm saying has no truth behind it, why so mad, bro?
Why so mad?
If nothing...
Why so mad?
What is that?
What is he doing?
Why is he acting like a fucking fairy?
Why so mad?
Why are you wearing short shorts and have
no package
whatsoever?
Oh my
God. Callan's just like,
I had to defend this dummy on
Legion of Skanks.
CO's
gone. You know,
Delia's not going to be on that King of the Sting much
longer.
Unfortunately, Callan has to be there
oh my god it never happened you know how i would have dealt with if i'm him if i'm him i have 400
million dollars in the bank i'm mickey mouse my boss i'll ask you that's the second time you
brought up how much money he has in bank. I'm at the press conference
Next question. He scratched his balls a guy who I see how he picked so you don't bring up anything controversial go go
Minion, then hey go
low energy white minion
You're up. low energy white minion what I don't identify as white anybody else
anybody else who doesn't subscribe to every word I say you get out of you
mind if I ask questions I'm so sorry I went on a rant what's your fucking did
he just try to call Dana white racist by the way is that what just kind of
sneakily hat did he just try to call Dana White racist and he only hires white guys?
Old man in the back, what he got?
My question, sir.
Old wood face, what he got?
Do you mind, sir?
Sorry.
I don't like these ad hominem insults.
I'm so sorry.
What's your stupid question?
Brennan Schaub is suggesting that maybe there wasn't a toss-up
and maybe you're drumming up controversy for, I don't know, clicks or something.
Now, you know what?
I'll answer that question, but as a good journalist,
you should ask
Really what exactly Brennan shop said do your due diligence for you open up?
What did you say before you open up your fat? Nobody saw what you said trap? What did you say? What did I say?
Oh, I said fat red red fat red trap
What did all I said, I have some questions,
and the chance of it being a big conspiracy, all right,
the chance of that's not good.
And also I get his argument about the commission, stuff like that.
All I'm saying is I have some questions,
because for this to work out exactly like it did,
everything would have to come in line.
You take the Nate Diaz out of the fight
right and so it just so how it works out where hamza it's fine 180 pound man right and he just
happened to weigh 180 pounds and then uh holland weighs in at a catch rate 180 he's never done that
before so i'm already there i'm like no that's weird but i'll roll with it because i'm a team
player i'm not gonna what would be. So he fights Harlan at 180
and it's a perfect matchup for Hamzat.
Hold on, Hamzat who's a fucking monster wrestler
against a guy who has no wrestling?
Okay, I'll play that game.
Let's keep playing that game.
So then if I did my due diligence
where I'm gonna take a backhand to my employees
when I get back from this, here's my thing.
He got so upset because I questioned what exactly I'm right now
his only defense is how you know people lying it's a it's a page out of his
buddy Trump's book which I actually like the way he argues and debates people I
think it's hilarious it's very bro ish of him but it's funny so I like so now
he's shitting on Trump too funny right so when Dana when he attacks me he
doesn't address my main point.
I'm not talking about, he goes.
He didn't attack you.
Someone said, oh, it was Brendan Schaub that came up with that retard conspiracy.
And he said, that makes sense.
Well, just.
Amazing comedic timing, by the way.
Amazing comedic timing by Dana White on that line.
Say that this was a low-trending pay-per-view.
We sold, the arena sold out.
The gate was sold out.
Hey, red face, I'm not talking about the gate.
Okay, you sold out whatever the arena was at T-Mobile.
Did he call him red face?
Is he shitting on Trump or Dana White?
Well, that's easy work.
Jay Leno could fucking sell that out.
You sell out every show.
That's not a big deal.
It's whatever $16,000.
Son, you can't do.
People, I'm not talking about that.
I'm referring to, and this is where he fucked up, bro.
I'm referring to the trending pay-per-views
because they know how pay-per-views are going to do
before the first prelim is filed on Saturday. they have an idea how it's going to do
based off the algorithm the media all the marketing they put into it they have an idea
my theory again i'm not dying on this hill i'm i'm definitely not dying this hill but we'll get
to how i can validate getting your bike stolen on the hill but
my theory my theory is it wasn't trending well because the treatment of nate diaz a legend of
the ufc a guy who's put his life on the line a guy who's always fought the man wanted out of
his contract has demanded a fight for a year now and you won't give it to him and because he wanted
to go off and venture and fight jake paul make all more money than God, then Dana's ever paid him.
You make him walk through this fucking terrible matchup that most fans,
the general fans,
they're not familiar with them,
but they look up the odds and they go,
Holy fuck.
Oh,
this is a slaughter.
This is the scene of Jurassic Park where the T-Rex eats the fucking
chained up goat.
We don't want to see this.
So it's not trending.
So Dana overplayed his hand.
You see,
he overplayed his hand you see he overplayed his
hand this was a genius way of getting out of it by so he goes this ain't good man and also he
didn't realize the support nate diaz has now you can be a nate diaz hater a nick diaz hater uh the
diaz brother haters you can be a hater but you know when somebody's being a villain. The fucking Diaz brothers.
I bet those cockroaches.
Fucking somebody over.
And he thought, ah, people don't care.
They just want to see Hamza get a win.
We don't. I just wanted to say that.
We actually don't.
We actually care more about Nate Diaz than Hamza.
And the treatment of him, we're not fucking with it.
And if you remember the Wednesday before the paper room.
I know, Tim Astor.
Where are you?
What did I say on this?
That fucking Nate Diaz rant I went on.
I said, this is why I should root for Nate Diaz.
And I said, if you're not actually a Nate Diaz fan
and you want to show that you're not okay with this,
don't buy the pay-per-view.
Now I'm not saying that influence people not buying the pay-per-view,
but I'm saying that's one way you can fight the man and fight back.
It's the only thing you can do.
So I think it wasn't trending well.
They came up with this theory,
and it was their plan B all along.
It just happened to work out. A catchphrase at 180 is very strange to me because it wasn't trending well. They came up with this theory and it was their plan B all along. It just happened to work out.
A catchweight at 180 is very strange to me
because it wasn't that short of a nose.
That was their plan B?
I wish your mom had plan B with you.
Tony Ferguson and Adidas makes all the sense.
All the sense.
So that just happens to be the perfect matchup.
Again, I'm fine with that.
Maybe the stars aligned and that happened for
you that's more likely than not what happened i'm all good with that all i'm saying is is for the
first time the fc you cancel wayne because of the chaos your quotes but where's the footage of that
because i have quite by the way ladies i will let you in on a scam that Brendan Schaub has done and Opie has done.
They don't wear wedding rings, but they got the tattoo thing on the wedding finger.
That's so they can fuck chicks.
A dude who's married and doesn't wear a wedding ring is fucking other chicks.
Don't buy the tattoo on the wedding ring finger thing question hold on
i'll get to you uh old weathered man in the back listen oh just a second sir i'm not done so it
with all that chaos right go through the timeline in ufc history when there's chaos let's talk about
it and when not only were there khabib connor well so we'll get the you you jumped the gun there so not only
during connor's uh terror when he threw the dolly through the bus window with their
cameras there was a entire john john jones no hold on accessories cell phone. There was a UFC camera crew. Now, in order for Conor McGregor to fly in a private plane with his goons,
land where they were at, and get access to that bus, you can't do that.
It doesn't work like that.
Are they staged?
Very strange.
I feel like somebody had.
People knew what was up.
Oh, you don't think Conor tweeted or text Dana or some shit something?
maybe he did but to me like now what's more likely a
Camera crew and cameras are around to capture that footage when Connor
Random randomly appears and throws a dolly through a fucking bus window and we get every angle several angles
They probably took them hours to edit that thing they had so many angles
what's more likely the case
of that or to be fair
Sean might have a point
we got him
on camera sipping
his number to a chick
at the Mike Tyson thing
which is why he's suing me now
in the hundred
what the million dollar meltdown.
Of lawsuits.
The attacking Bobby Lee.
This man knows a thing or two about camera angles.
Randomly fucking you up.
He might be on to something here.
I doubt it but.
The thing this nigga has studied.
When he got caught dropping his number that had chick and she said but uh he might know something about the camera
angles UFC weigh-in where that they cancel the fucking weigh-ins because
there was so much they cancel Did they cancel the weigh-ins or the press conference? Press conference. Press conference.
So I have a question.
But does that make sense to you, B?
Do you not have some questions? And also, if I'm a fucking dummy, if I read off the list of names,
this is my best Sebastian impression,
if I read off a list of names who have called and texted me to support my theory,
it would blow your mind.
Now, did me and Jake Paul...
Why are you talking like that?
No one texted you or called you to support you.
You would immediately put it out
and say they support me.
This morning? Yeah, of course.
Of course, Jake Paul. Jake Paul hates you.
He wanted his brother's podcast
to promote your special
and they ended it early.
You went on Andrew Schultz's
podcast. They didn't even
put your name in the title.
As far as anyone knows, you were
never even on.
Flagrant.
That's how pathetic you are.
You went on to promote the Gringo Poppy.
You were the main guest.
They didn't even put you in the title.
Of course, he likes this stuff.
I don't do this stuff in general.
I try to...
They all hate him.
They have to deal with him because Rogan's his boy.
I try to keep it positive, keep it moving.
I have a question. I keep it positive, positive, keep it moving. I have a question.
I keep it positive, I keep it moving.
May I ask a question?
When you tug on the tail of the big, thick lion,
well, sometimes I got an answer.
Now, Daddy never punches me.
The big, thick lion.
What is this character he's doing?
I'm never going to punch down.
No.
Yeah, there's some low-level comics who will fire shots at me.
I get it.
I'm a comic.
It's a nightmare.
No, you're not.
You're not a comic.
I'd hate me, too.
It's not fair.
It's not my fault.
Don't compliment yourself.
No, I'm not.
What's not fair?
What's not fair?
You're sending out tickets to do everything.
I'm just saying, I would hate me, too.
I get that stuff, because comedy's such a hard fucking round.
Yeah.
Well, it's a comic, yeah.
It only exists because
of Joe Rogan, but even that doesn't matter
now, because your shit's dead.
And when other, like, journalists or whatever
come at me? 500,000
subscribers,
less than 90,000 views,
and not getting much more. All good, good dude i'm not going to play that
game i'm on the business of gossip and negativity yeah look at my track but when you're a little bit
of a rabble rob but well but you're going to talk on the whole thick line state well you start
i like your questions i didn't talk first i like your questions no you didn't because you were just
asking questions you didn't bring dana into it not your questions. I didn't talk first. No, you didn't, because you were just asking questions. You didn't bring Dana into it.
You didn't bring Dana into it.
You were just asking questions.
In general, I had some questions.
But then when he goes on that, when he's at that press conference
after the Dana White Contender Series, which is where he did it,
and he wants to call me a fucking dummy.
But before that, he had a whole rant on Pat Milachek,
because he got confused.
He thought Pat had the same theory as I did, which apparently he did.
That's the part.
Pat Mil Titch.
Not Miller Tech.
You fucking retard.
Pat Miller Titch.
Not Tech.
I'm your Hucklebee.
Nigga.
I'm your Hucklebee.
It's Avi Huckleberry.
Pat Miller Titchberry, Pat Miller,
Titch,
and Pat Miller,
Tech.
You're disrespecting them more
by calling Pat Miller,
Tech.
I saw,
but I didn't know what was it about.
And then someone goes,
one of the minions in the back
who is approved to be there,
goes,
that's actually,
I wasn't quoting Pat,
that's actually Brendan Schaub.
And he goes, that makes more sense. Yes and smile
So that's what I saw his ramp after all that which was directed towards a
Legend he should be sucking his toes
Minimum sucking his toes you don't shame a guy like that come a fucking idiot
Excuse me, sir. It's great. You know what I do to you. No, hold on keep that same energy if you saw him in person
I would be scared of Pat
you just called him a bully
you're being bullied
you're being everything
you're suing me
because your business
he claims this in a lawsuit
I've hurt his business.
By making fun of him.
You dumb fag.
This is what he considers bullying.
That military.
He's a savage.
But also, he's earned the right
to question and ask
questions. I've earned the right
to ask those questions. Now, if you're just
some Joe Schmo journalist
who's never risked it in the
octagon, you have no right to
ask those questions. Well, you can ask questions.
You can, but there's no
validation behind it. But when you've been in there
and you're like, oh, and I've been in, I don't know,
over at least 12 to 15 times in the back of that room, I know exactly how it works.
I go, that's strange.
Even back then, I've never been a big cell phone guy, but I would have recorded the melee.
So I have a question.
What's your stupid question?
Here's my question.
Why would, are you saying that Kamzat and Kevin Holland made that story up?
Because they didn't come out and deny it. Why would, are you saying that Kamsa and Kevin Holland made that story up?
Because they didn't come out and deny it.
Is that a naive question?
I'm just asking questions.
Hey, hey, hey, they're cogs in the machine.
So in other words.
They're cogs in the machine. So they're going to keep it quiet because they might have been part of the drama. My thing with Hamzat and all that stuff
and with Nate Diaz, right?
I don't think the UFC is privy to alert them
on what's going on.
They're making moves and acting like,
oh my God, we're going to have to do this.
And they're like, okay, here's the other thing.
So we should take Dana at word, right?
You want to take Dana at word.
He's never lied to us.
Well, he just lied in the previous post-fight press conference
because people go, Dana, did you compensate these guys
since you switched opponents on 24-hour notice?
He goes, we didn't compensate anybody.
Well, and then these journalists who a lot of them I do respect.
I'm just making jokes here.
A lot of them I do respect.
What Dana doesn't realize, these journalists who are good journalists,
every fighter that went through
who won, right, or lost,
but most of the guys
that won, they have on there,
every single one of them,
when Dana says that,
I went, cool, say less.
Every single one of them,
they go, were you compensated more?
Of course they're going, no,
because they're in on it.
No, no, no, no.
Nate Diaz goes,
oh, they paid me so much money,
I didn't know how much it was.
So we know...
Right. That doesn't mean Dana lied. When they paid more, so much money, I don't even know how much it was. So we know...
Right.
I don't even need to lie.
When I paid more,
he just said he didn't know he was paid.
He's that retarded.
This man is that retarded.
He says, I know they're paying him more,
because I already said no.
We asked that one guy,
and one guy said, I don't know why I got paid. So know I got paid so running shop said well Dennis said you paid him what you didn't know
oh my god he's oh you hucklebee what a fucking retard. Holy shit. For a fact, you're
yourself.
He didn't say I got paid more.
He said I didn't know.
I don't do
Xannies.
Uh-oh.
Your own thing
said he didn't say I got paid. He said he didn't know.
And everyone else said
I didn't get paid more. he said he didn't know. And everyone else said they didn't get paid more.
My God, what a retard.
We got other shit to play too, but I am enjoying this.
Lying about fighter compensation.
And now other fighters come and go,
yeah, we got-
Oh yeah, once again, $10 Streamlabs donation tonight
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If you donate through stream
labs because they shuffled the card but hold on dana question here question so you told us you
didn't compensate those guys but you actually did so you lied about that and so is it extreme for
brendan schaub who's been nothing but supportive,
because what you did for Rogan, nothing but supportive.
I haven't brought up fighter pay, but now you're tugging on the thick lion's tail.
So now I've got to bring up where it hurts you most.
I've got to talk about fighter pay.
I've been cool about it.
I've been great about it.
But now you're not.
Well, if you call me a fucking dummy, well, now you've got my attention.
Fuck face.
Right? Right? And also, I you got my attention. Fuck face. Right?
Right?
And also, I got nothing to do, daddy.
So I'm going to put my...
I got nothing to do.
I was muzzled when I was working for a certain corporation.
But now I decided to venture off on my own.
Baby bird, this thick bird, grew his wings.
And now I'm not muzzled.
There's no consequences. The other thing is, is if you try to silence me or stop fighters from coming on my shows,
I don't give a fuck.
I made it despite your dumb ass.
Right?
Yeah.
So if in some funny world you were able to take down all my fight shows, my life doesn't change.
I just talk about fighting because I enjoy the fight game.
But if it went away, I don't give a fuck.
So you're dealing with a crazy man here.
Okay.
Yeah?
You're a little crazy.
And you got nothing to lose,
and you look like you're ready.
Oh, I'm drinking, I'm sipping all the punch.
I've had the punch and someone spiked it.
Now.
I drank that Dana White punch and it spiked.
So I'm going to put my tin, I'm going to put my tinfoil hat on.
You've been talking a long time.
What is that?
Someone spiked it.
What is that?
Someone spiked it.
So I want to just encapsulate what I think you're saying.
Recap it and don't fuck it up.
I think what you're saying, I got my tinfoil hat on.
Go ahead.
All right?
I'm channeling Sam Tripoli.
I'm channeling Eddie Bravo right now.
And they both agree with me.
Hold on.
Oh, it's sort of Sean Strip.
Eddie Bravo and Sam Tripoli.
They believe the fucking moon is made out of cheese
and fucking bisexual dwarfs
and the owl god running.
Great fucking references.
Eddie Bravo and Sam Tripoli believe me.
Yeah, it's a good way to go forward.
Those retards believe you, do they?
Do you mind?
Please stop interrupting.
Hey!
You're interrupting.
Can I read you and then bleep it out?
You want me to go through the names that will make your dick shrivel up, sir?
I'm sure.
Let's bleep out Sean Strickland's number two.
Oh, no, no, no.
Sean Strickland is on record.
Me and Sean did not talk.
I'm a fan of Sean.
He came out on record on his podcast or on Instagram.
I just don't want to get anybody in trouble.
That's out there.
I'm sparring that.
So I'm going to put my tinfoil hat on. I want to encapsulate this whole thing. You are saying
Dana White got mad at
Nate. Said, you don't want to play
ball? You're going to walk through Chechen fire.
All of a sudden he starts getting crazy
hate over that.
And realizes that he is out over his toes.
And that's not a good look, and it's going to be hard to walk back.
In Denver, we say you're a little over your skis.
And a little over your skis.
And by the way, your pay-per-view numbers are not trending
to the degree you wanted them to, and that might be very well
because people don't want to see a legend have to walk through that Chechen fire.
It's not fair.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Okay okay now then then the genius idea would be why don't that
we we talk about this melee backstage which is comes out it's melee not melee kevin holland got
into it so bad i had to actually cancel the press conference now, damn, that's the first time that's ever happened.
This must be, these guys must've tried to kill each other.
How much hype did it get?
And then we all go, oh shit.
And I, I remember saying, I want to see Kevin Holland.
There you go.
And comes up because they're, because Kevin's bigger.
There you go. They're more size.
They could, they fought, they fought at 185.
They got you.
They fought at 180. They fought at 180.
No, but they both used to fight at 85 before they went down to 70.
So they got you.
So they're big frame.
Hook, line, sinker.
Yeah, I'm in.
That's all they're doing.
Then my boy.
Can I just say, so you're spot on so far, 100%, and keep going.
I don't mean to interrupt you.
The only caveat there is this wasn't something
I was playing on Friday night.
This card was designed just in case they got so much backlash you're wearing
short shorts and crossing your legs with your retard ears yeah this was a plan B
just in case we have to pull oh my god I'm being sued by this faggot and he's
gonna lose and I never even hired a lawyer and he's gonna lose like I told
you the other night his his lawyer sent an email.
We just hoped you wouldn't respond to
the discovery. We'd get some re-judging
because you didn't respond, but I did.
His law firm was redacted
and retarded.
Oh my god.
The emergency break. What'd they have to do?
Got it. Carry on.
So now, so now.
He's probably right now.
He ends up saying he doesn't even really believe in it.
Now, they say, listen, they got in a fight.
You know what?
Let's get those two to fight each other because Combs not missed weight anyway.
He's at 80.
Kevin's at 80.
It makes more sense.
He missed weight.
So we don't want to fight Nate because now he's way bigger. It's not fair. And by the way, Tony's at 80. Kevin's at 80. It makes more sense. He missed weights. We don't want to fight Nate because now he's way bigger.
It's not fair.
And Nate's not going to take the fight.
And by the way, Tony's right here.
Weird.
I mean, let's put them together.
They're both the same size.
And Tony's first time at 170.
What a great swan song.
It worked out so well.
Great swan song.
So great.
If this is true, then I think Dana White's a genius because that's a genius move right there to get out of it.
Sure.
I mean, his staff probably can.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Somebody's working.
He's a fucking genius. Somebody's working over time. mean ufc keeps making money and growing so whoever's doing
it no argument there okay so so so like you faggot they're growing gun to your head oh does
he still do dip too it um percentage wise how true do you think that? Oh, this nigga dips.
Oh my God.
I hate it.
When I was in the Navy, I saw the dipping guys walking around with their water bottles
spitting into it.
Nigga, just smoke a cigarette.
This is faggot dips.
A theory is how, how much?
My theory?
Yes.
30%. 30%. Okay. That's is. How much? My theory? Yes. 30%.
30%.
Okay.
That's respectable.
You need something in your mouth, right?
You fucking homo.
Why?
Now it would be 0% if they showed me footage.
It would be 0% if they released pay-per-view numbers.
Now, here's the other question.
So they whispered.
It would be 0% if he wasn't caught lying multiple times.
So you think somebody whispered and comes out here
to say, miss weight, because we got a plan?
And see that's-
I bet he pays someone to edit out every time he spits
when he dips.
Where that's where if I'm watching this
and listen to my theory, like, come on,
you think a Chesnian's can be in on this?
The only thing that's strange to me is- Play play ball as is how and play ball and also you're going to be
the dark knight of the ufc and so you're destroying your own conspiracy and being the evil villain
because he got booed right he seemed like he was fine with it i don't give a yeah no he's
gonna be fine dana was fine with it dana's most recent statement goes, anyone who thinks Hamza had a bad week is an idiot.
Let's just go over track record.
There's nothing worse you can do as a professional fighter.
Nothing is more unprofessional.
He gets so mad at that.
Dana freaks out.
People have been cut.
You go back to tough and see what freaks out about it.
People lose their gigs.
He was with Dana's happy about it.
Hamza's happy about it.
All I'm saying is I got questions.
And then you come out in your recent press conference and go,
Hums out had a great week.
That's in the history of the UFC has never happened when a guy missed weight.
Ever.
Ever.
All I'm saying, I get some questions.
I'm liking your questions. And I'm a fucking dummy.
I like your questions.
You are a fucking dummy.
I like your questions because now I got questions. Now I your questions. And I'm a fucking dummy. I like your questions. You are a fucking dummy. I like your questions because now I got questions.
Now I got questions.
Well, now I got questions.
I don't even have a dog in this fight.
You got me like this now.
I'm like, well, we did.
Am I wrong?
But hold on.
Apparently when you have that dip in your mouth, you can't just have it.
You got to kind of lick your lips and touch it.
Can you try to find
some footage can i see some footage oh show the footage chin that they showed before they did on
the uc pay-per-view yeah let me lead into it they showed footage you tell me if it was melee and
then they showed the footage at the hotel of darren till and kevin ho. Oh, you mean two gentlemen talking it out? Where's the melee?
You want melee?
Melee is Jon Jones fucking DC
fighting each other in Las Vegas
at a press conference.
That's melee.
Now, did, uh,
I wonder if fucking, um,
oh, here we go. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Come on, come here. So he throws a water bottle.
That seemed like a pretty serious video.
Only seeing them talking shit, not their crew.
And we've only seen them talking shit.
Always shit happened before they were separated.
Some serious shit happened.
One guy was black.
Had an accent. Maybe one of his boys was Puerto Rican.
Maybe he was stabbing a nigga up.
Maybe.
But Brendan Schaub, you said, he doesn't even believe in his conspiracy.
Never seen water bottle thrown before, have we?
Oh, because Connor didn't throw...
No, cigarettes aren't healthier.
They make more sense, though.
Dip makes zero fucking sense.
Whatsoever. dip makes zero fucking sense whatsoever oh rain energy drinks before i think i think it's a genius way of getting out of bed you gotta deal with it i think somebody because people were abiding
they're like oh they showed the footage that is nothing oh is homo faggot. Looks like my cousin Matt in the face at 50.
Worked out hard.
Still reads up.
Long hair.
All right.
What is this?
This?
Brian Callen.
Cues rapist.
Nobody non-funny.
Hideous chink.
And loser diesel guy who gets no pussy what is this lineup it's nothing we've seen way worse and that's all I'm saying if there
was no track record of this if if this is the definition of melee then I'm like
all right yeah all right apparently we've seen a lot worse and we've and And That was me With the Brendan Shaw clip
I have to get into
Kumi is shitting on
Sutter and John again
Sorry
I have to get into it
Again
There's like a thing
With them
And he's got
Kevin Brennan on
Who's a big pussy too.
Took a bus across country.
Across country at eight years old.
His dad could drink more.
Yeah, so his dad could drink more.
He sounds like he needs mental help.
Stuttering John.
Can't be.
Oh, stuttering John.
That was pretty.
Him saying he's getting a
Lady Di vibe.
That's crazy.
And that's why, you know, I understand
it. He's a man who has
dedicated his life to helping the ill.
So why would he
continue
after he has maybe seen some
signs that there's trouble there?
Why would he continue the Bash Fest?
Now, me, on the other hand, I'm a disgusting former shock jock
on my own here doing whatever the fuck I want.
I'm going to shit all over that mental patient, horrible father.
Get that tweet that he put up and put a picture of Lady Di's car accident.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that Lady Di.
No, we were talking Lady Di,
the
woman that used to come on our show.
Oh, wow. I thought he meant like... Name was Diana.
I thought he was going to have like a
fucking, like he was going to die because he's...
Oh, like wreck his car? Yeah, like he's...
Karen Brandon looks like
an animal
who had all his hair burned off.
Blame out. One thing that would never happen is paparazzi chasing him that's that's for sure that ain't happening i knew it was not a good whatever he
was saying whatever wasn't good health wise yeah yeah no lady died it was uh two women they were
called the retarded laverne and shir our show. They were friends to the end.
There they are.
They loved each other.
They knew each other in high school.
The one on the right was Marion, and the one on the left is Diana.
And Diana, as you could tell, is a bloated alcoholic mess.
So she started losing her mind, getting Alzheimer's or some form of dementia,
and she really was in a bad place.
And Dr. Steve was doing everything he could to help her.
So he started saying, like,
I'm just getting a Lady Di feeling about Stutter John.
Like, maybe he's kind of losing his mind.
What happened to the original Lady Di?
What did happen?
Is she dead?
Last I heard, she was still alive,
but she was at some home or something. I think she's in a home, yeah.
I think she's in like an adult care center or some shit like that.
She's probably yelling like, Opie, Anthony.
And people are like, what?
So he thinks Stuttering John might be like drinking too much
or just losing his mind.
I don't know.
I can't speculate.
All I heard was a Lady Di vibe.
So it could be drinking.
It could be some form of dementia.
Or, you know, it could be just a blithering idiot.
Because she was that, too.
Even before the Alzheimer's or dementia or whatever it was.
She was really dumb.
And so is Stuttering John.
He dabbled in comedy, by the way.
Did you know that?
Stuttering John? Dabbled. Just dabbled in comedy, by the way. Did you know that? Stunner and John?
Dabbled.
Just dabbled in comedy.
That's what he said?
No, that's what Chrissy Mayer said.
Oh.
And he lost his fucking mind over it.
Fuck him.
Does he talk to anybody, though?
He wanted me to do his podcast like a couple of months ago.
Oh, you should have
reaching out to me but i you should he would fucking can't i just i don't want to be mad at
you in a second oh plus on no bernie it's too much of a pussy you won't talk to me and i literally
had your co-host on when he was your co-host chad you're too much of a pussy. For Zoom, it's all like
that awkward...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's not the same.
By the way, Neil is funnier and more creative
and way more successful.
Yeah, in fact,
you don't do it.
Tell your ship to Kumia.
He's praying to be a Kumia's co-host.
I'll give you
one tip.
Move to South Carolina.
Which one,
which,
everyone who's a dumb fox
actually move to South Carolina with Kumia,
you will become his co-host.
If you stay up in New York,
you will not be.
Because it's like,
it's awkward,
and then if it, you don't really. It's awkward and then if
you don't really sense it's awkward but you can't really
get a vibe from... If you know someone
like Dr. Steve and I, it's fine.
But a first time
guest appearance on someone's show in
a Zoom thing, it's no.
Yeah, because you can't really...
It's always fucking weird. You're getting to know someone.
Oh, hi. I mean, I've been on his show
but I just think with all the shit going on,
I think he's reaching out to see who his allies are.
Oh, the Opie syndrome.
So then if I'm on his show, he'll be like, so are we cool?
I'll be like, well, I don't even know you because I'm hanging out with the guy.
We're as cool as we ever were.
Plus, since probably and lately since I'm doing your show,
I can't really be like...
You know what's sad?
You promoted a documentary shitting on him.
And it got no views.
I think Portsmouth's documentary on Cameron Brennan...
Got no views. He shit on a nigga who had a documentary. documentary on Kevin Brennan.
Got no views.
He shit out a nigga who heard a documentary. The nigga shot him throwing it and he had nothing
because Kevin, you're a pussy.
It's not like talking, I'm gonna bow or anything.
I'm not gonna bow, you're such a pussy. My God. We're super cool, like I'm not gonna take bow or anything. I'm not going to bow. You're such a pussy.
My God.
We're super cool.
I'm not going to go that route.
Yeah, we're cool.
I'm cool with everybody.
I'm not Dr. Steve.
Dr. Steve is cool with everybody.
He is cool with everybody.
I'm not.
I've had some problems along the way with certain people.
Think how I feel, dude.
Think how I feel these days. There are people that I kind of like that can't stand Gino Bisconti.
And I have to fucking...
Why is Gino here?
I don't know.
He's got nowhere else to go.
Gino, there are some people...
Who are you in a battle with now?
What's his name?
Zenhauser.
Yes, Zenhauser.
He's in a fucking battle to the death on Twitter.
I'm not.
You sent him something that was what?
I love that.
You're fat.
I'm a five year old.
I'm sorry.
No, no, don't be sorry.
I laughed my ass off reading it, but I'm kind of fine with him.
Like, I don't know.
Jesus, he's so annoying.
Nice.
That one, man. That would have been... We'll be right back. Thanks for watching! Thank you. We'll see you next time.