The Yewneek Pod - Mark Harley (BGL) interview! Brendan Schaub exposed!!! More thiccboy fallout!! Who is the "Ghost Lawyer"?!!!

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Mark Harley stops by to chat. He delves into Brendan Schaubs n word usage?????!! The Dezonator squashes a peaceful exchange of property! She really throws her weight around?! More sober and AA talk! Cumia preps for his new radio gig! Is 'Podcast Cringe ' the infamous Ghost Lawyer helping Yewneek defeat Brendan Schaub in the legal warzone?!

🎵 Outro Music 🎵 Thank you. you coward you promised you would go after shulie for employing a pedo you've changed since you were sodomized in jail i haven't changed damn it getting sodomized didn't change me that's where you get like a bunch of sodium, right? I don't know. You miss my drunk streams? Oh, oh boy. Well, I ain't drunk. I'm only drunk with power now because I've destroyed Thick Boy. The empire has come tumbling down.

Do I watch Power Slap? Is that the fucking thing where they slap each other I've seen the clips but honestly it looks dumb you're just gonna stand there and let a nigga slap you some six foot eight fat motherfucker too they're gonna do next

a kick slap league and they're gonna stand there and kick you in the face thank you Rundaz how often do I they're going to do next? A kick slap, Ligon? They're going to stand there and kick you in the face? Thank you, Rundaz. How often do I trim my mustache? I shaved... Today? Yeah, today.

I trimmed it. I'll usually go a couple of days. It's not every day. Sometimes I'll just shave everything too. No, Brendan Schaub isn't touring. He quit stand-up fucking... How long has it been? Like six months already? Well, yes, there's guaranteed damage. You stand there and get slapped. months already?

Yes, there's guaranteed damage. You stand there and get slapped. What'd I slap? I'll slap the nigga and then retire. So, if he lets me slap him, I'll slap him and then just retire from the sport. But yeah, so he shut down the fucking

sick boy website. The brand is done. I single but yeah so he shut down the fucking Thickboy website the brand is done I single handedly destroyed Thickboy I'm pretty sure now he did it simply for the fact so that he can't be known as Thickboy because he lost

that lawsuit to me and it says Thickboy vsindells, not Brendan Shaw. Oh yeah, Callan's trying to run from him. Yes, you've got power over here. By the way, if you hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description,

you donate at least $20, you become an instant moderator. And you have power over the non-moderator broke motherfuckers in the chat. And I can make you a mod right here and right now, because all I have to do is press that. Yeah. But,

yeah, so fucking, I'm pretty sure the motherfucker is just dropping sickick Boy. Mainly because it's a dead brand, but now he lost the lawsuit and he's going to lose the appeal. He's just going to get known. It says Thick Boy versus Swindells. Free Jason Wild Boy.

Is he even blocked on this channel? You donated over 20 bucks. This mofo is lying. Eh, do another donation. I'll give you instant power, Byron Allen. And you gotta do it through Streamlabs. It doesn't really

count. I don't mind super chats, but if you want to get wrenched right away in instant power, it has to be through Streamlabs. Des would be automatically disqualified from Slack. Lead Klingon foreheads. I asked her for my Xbox and my laptop back. Of course, she's gonna

make it as difficult as fucking possible. But hopefully I get it, because I want to start streaming back on my laptop. She kept giving me. I was on something like. What are you going to do with it?

Obviously I got a chick in an apartment. Where I can chill and do shit. Kyle literally bankrupted a dick boy. Yes I did. I don't know why you subscribed to me. Motherfucker. You were random. He's been to the mothership

he'll never perform there I'm sure every time he's gone to the mothership he hung backstage and bothered everybody which he plans on doing because he said because he's following Callan down there because Callan's going to be performing there every weekend

and Shab already said every time you're there, I'm there. So I'm sure every weekend, Shab is going to be there bothering people. I think the Tiger Whiskey's gone. Because he shut down the site, so you can't buy that stupid tiger thick whiskey. You think one more C would have did it. Did I ever see him in court? No, he never had to show. I had to just see his lawyer.

I remember when I had to fucking do the six-hour deposition and they got another lawyer in Providence just to use his law office and I begged the judge to let me do it on Zoom but no I had to go and everyone else was on fucking Zoom and then the lawyer and the thing tried pulling that shit Mr. Swindells during your podcast and I was like I don't do a podcast well your live stream, you said this about the Jews. What exactly did you mean? And it's like, dude, you know I'm joking. Come on. But going through the transcripts and reading that shit

is the funniest shit ever. I did a live stream where I read those transcripts. It was hilarious. I'm sure he'll floss his way under Brian Redman's club. I don't know. They might be sick of Schaub at this point. I mean,

he's following Callan down there. Schaub is becoming that nigga. I got a story because this happened to me back in the day. Who's trying to get who's not invited to the party but knows somebody who is. So he's trying to get into the party by going with that nigga. but knows somebody who is so he's trying to get into the party by going with that nigga I said the juice

yeah the J-O-O's that happened to me once I was going to my boy Rob's his sister was throwing a party and I was walking to his house and then some dude was like yo Kyle I had no idea what the fuck this guy was

and I'm like what up and he's like yo you going to Rob's party I'm like yeah he's like oh me too so we just walked there and went then that nigga got drunk and they threw him out early and then they were like yo Kyle what the fuck did you bring him for I'm like I don't even know who the fuck that is

he just said he was going to the thing so I got blamed for bringing the nigga out and he didn't even fucking really bring him what's your thing with Shob are you just a homeless cat hater? He sued me. Brendan Schaub literally sued me. He spent over half a million dollars.

The footage of when he rolled the truck was great. Funny thing. Oh, and he tried milking Nat for everything it was worth. Then he could try doing interviews about it, like TV interviews on the news and shit. He sued me

for copyright. He lost, and now he filed an appeal. Thank you for the $1.99. Oh, fuck yeah! Saison Z, I'm proud of you. Thank you for the $1.99 super chat. Like I said, if you donate $20 through Streamlabs,

you become an instant moderator and have power. The Streamlabs link is in the description. Money well spent. I ended his brand put in thickboy.com no more no longer a site he's opening soon

with just a fighter and a kid website thickboy is done it's over because it will forever read when Disney sues Sony or something it will be cited and it has already forever read when Disney sues Sony or something, it will be cited, and it has

already been cited in lawsuits. Sick Boy vs. Swindells. Saying you destroyed someone then heading to an AA meeting is so fucking funny. You're so sad, bro. Well, I like to do both. I can multitask.

500,000 over hurt feelings. Yeah, you could be blown away, motherfucker. Yo, yo, yo. Donnie, you wish you could grow an afro, nigga. You wish. But yeah, 500,000 he spent suing me. Nope, never met him.

Damn right you'd be scared. You'd be scared. You'd do it. You'd do it, 50. You'd do it. You'd do it, 50. You'd do it, Dookie. I like that fucking gunplay video. Late night, last stream, tonight at 11.

Special guest, Dez. Why is it your last one? Why would that be your last stream? And your special guest isn't Des. I mean, if it is Des, her new man really isn't hitting it right. Have a beer pussy you meant to say late

put some soul glow in that shit no nigga it got blown out by the wind now cause I was outside smoking after I came back from fucking Puerto Rican chick. So, I got blown out. I would absolutely go fishing with Hitler.

Well, Don A, donate and I'll get a hot comb. But hit the Streamlabs link in the description. If you donate $20, you become an instant moderator. Throw a starter cap on? Oh, that's another thing. Des said she threw out all my hats. So I gotta buy new hats. He doesn't use a walker?

Who knows? Could you imagine a loser that would hook up with her? This is... God only knows what that fucking could look like. God knows sex between them two, the lights have to be off. And God knows untold amounts of alcohol have to be imbibed. Am I three out of four hats? I don't use a pick or a comb, nigga.

This is just natural. I hooked up with her dummy, but I had to drink every single day. Thank you for the $1.99. I would go on Red Bar if you would have me. You watch Crimson Tide, would you do it in honor of Gene Hackman? What'd they say? He died of what? Some heart thing?

And then his wife died of a hantavirus? Or that fucking monkey from Outbreak? The spider one in the backyard? What the fuck? I still ain't got that shit. Buy a fucking yarmulke so I can wear it to court. If you pull on a curl,

does it curl back in place? Yeah, it does. Yeah. Oh, Susie wishes she can touch this hair. You hooked up with her mama too, you crazy fuck? Those fucking Chinese will put any rabbit animal in orange sauce, hey, maybe,

listen to me, Hackman's wife, was patient zero for COVID, I'm just putting that out there, maybe the wet market, was in Hackman's house, gives you illegal immunity. But yeah, I told Des I want my

fucking, I need my laptop and I need my Xbox. She gave some excuse why she can't give the Xbox. She said I gotta buy a new one. Oh, fuck yeah. It's like, you cocksucker.

Get a hat or some jelly, you bum. You know what? I would have made you a moderator, but you super chatted and you didn't do it through the thing and you were a penny short. Go fuck yourself. Hackman was so out of it he just lived with a dead body for a week when am I going on

fresh and fit when Myron will have me good holy drug lord I gotta make you a mod over here too holy drug lord if you're not a mod already over here cause you donated through streamlabs a bunch. So chat again and I'll make you one.

I'll give you instant power. But yeah, that's where my fucking... She said you have to buy a new Xbox. I'm like, you don't play Xbox. But I use it to watch TV. Then buy a smart TV, stupid. She thinks she's gonna be able to walk into a store

and buy a fucking Xbox. It's like, no, it doesn't work that way. I'd make me a moderator if you want to see any more Cash Buck Week. Motherfucker. Poetic Justice was a shit movie, but it was a cheap shirt don't say I never did anything for you

you fucking goomba you fucking gweed yes I beat Schaub in the case. Yeah, you got Tupac, though. Desiree doesn't have a wrench. Mark Harley blew up.

He's in those Super Bowl commercials, and he's done another commercial since the Super Bowl one. The second you get away from Brendan Schaub, your career starts doing well. I mean, when he moves to Texas, he's going to stop doing the podcast with D'Lea and Eric Griffin. So if they change the name of that podcast, it should start doing good.

Ian Undercover, what's good? Haven't seen you in a coon's age. You wonder when you look like a caveman? Nigga, fuck you! Y'all niggas better stop hating on niggas, eh?

Pedo and the potato fucking Montez well thank you David Smith oh you're talking about Mark yeah his career blew up ever since he got the fuck away. Not even with the commercial. I mean, before that, he hooked up with that Isamiranda guy, even though they had some sort of a beef. I went to jail, so I never got the conclusion of what happened to that,

because remember, Isamiranda started leaking all of Mark Harvey's voicemails where Mark was calling him, like, What the fuck, bro? That was weird, but... I've been sober since November 27th. I still haven't gotten my three-month chip because I don't feel like... What's that?

I don't feel like getting up and getting hugged by the weirdo black guy in the meetings. I'm just like, I'm good on all that. I gotta fucking walk tomorrow an hour to a meeting an hour back, too. Isn't it nice waking up?

Not waking up dehydrated, feeling like death? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's the number one thing that keeps me from drinking. Like, I don't even need the meetings. I don't even need to go to the meetings. That's fine, but just fucking the physical shit is the best.

No, Donnie, I can't have a couple of drinks and not get stupid. And that's why I'm an alcoholic. Why don't I get a bus pass? I could use Puerto Rican girls bus pass but like I said I'm from Pawtucket so I know where I'm going everywhere and the walking is really

the only exercise I get besides the fucking all day. You'll have two years soon. I did actually take a sip of real beer once, but yeah, that doesn't count. Being sober means you're sober, meaning you didn't get fucked up. And I got another thing of being sober too.

If you like smoke weed, I still consider you kind of sober. On a sunny day, I'll get a nice tan. Yeah, but it's probably going to be windy as fuck like it was today. Oh, it was windy as shit today. Why is his name Thick Boy? I don't know why he went with Thick Boy.

No, I don't smoke weed. Weed equals West Coast sober? Yeah, Shab is jealous of my looks. We're the same age, dammit. Actually, heob is jealous of my looks. We're the same age, damn it. Actually, he's a little bit older. What's up, Eddie Thompson? But yeah, um,

I single-handedly destroyed Dick Boy. He's in Rhode Island? Yeah, well, I'm in Rhode Island, yeah, well, I'm in Rhode Island, yeah, but yeah,

so I gotta walk to that AA meeting tomorrow, then I gotta walk to the long one on Sunday morning, but I gotta ride back from that one, yeah, basically, all I do is wake up, immediately go to Puerto Rican girl's house, chill there all day until I get to come back here.

And then I just make videos during the day. Am I working? You're watching me work, motherfucker. Haven't you been noticing all the videos I drop? And I didn't get paid this month. And next month, I got out of jail February 6th, and I didn't get paid this month and next month I got out of jail February 6th and I didn't get to start making videos so like halfway through a short month

so next week's check is I mean March 21st check is probably going to be what like $600-$700 that's it but then April should be good because I'll be able to do it every day. No, I didn't share it AA today.

Subset. Yeah, I've been doing a lot of it. Well, I got the time to do it. I actually now have the time to do it. I actually now have the time to do videos. So, I've been just doing them. I got the time. I got the energy. Because when I was drinking,

even when I had the time, I was either so fucked up from the night before or so concerned with just getting drunk later and shit. Oh yeah, she cooked for me. That's what she does. She does what a woman's supposed to do. She cooks. After we fucked a little while ago, she made me chicken alfredo.

Yeah. I'm a little shocked, though, at her lack of making tacos and burritos. Personally, I think I would make better tacos and burritos, but... Big, sexy Sean McCorkle. I love it when he trashes Schaub on Twitter. Well, I think it was second run so far. I haven't even really been paying attention.

I love it when he was... Roasted that Zelinsky, nigga. Oh, that was funny. And then the State of Union thing when he called fucking what's her dumb face Pocahontas. I can't get attacked by Dez's mom. Thank God.

Well, thank you Gianni friendly. Although tomorrow I might not be chilling with Puerto Rican chick. I might be chilling with white girl because white girl finally got her fucking car fixed. And she doesn't have her daughter until Sunday. So

So tomorrow I might be chilling with white girl all fucking day. So you were black when drunk and white when sober. Okay. I was Dez's mom as a fuck. Extremely drunk. On the real, let's just say alcohol is a motherfucker

Dez's mom used to really get drunk Dez's mom lost our car one time she got drunk and passed out at a red light and they fucking took the car why did I go to jail? breaking a no contact order technically I'm alcohol Susie shut up

dude if you think her mom was bad is Puerto Rican girl cool with that? Puerto Rico girl is cool with whatever the fuck I tell her to be cool with. Dude, her, the worst used to be dead is fucking Auntie Jeannie. Oh my god. She died. She OD'd. But oof, you talk about a mess.

Her mom had a bean right hook. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. If you donate $20, you become an instant moderator and get power. And it would really help me out with money. You need to pull a triple E and get you an old rich girl.

But triple E chick is like 80. Nah, nah, nigga. Sorry. Sorry. Not happening. Number one. No fat chicks. Sorry. Not happening. Fat girls are weird they smell weird and I used to be so drunk

I just didn't care and I was oblivious to everything but oof no fat chicks the white girl will pay for my Taco Bell the white girl's got a cute little three year old too her daughter's funny as shit from my talk about. The white girl's got a cute little three-year-old too. Her daughter is funny as shit.

Only thing is RM, you want to do any videos? Laying around drinking. All the women not get jealous. All the women realize I live in a goddamn sober house. And that I'm single and right out of jail. Holy drug lord. What do you mean by used?

Used to. That's where the flavor is? Eh, maybe it was you, nigga, today. Yeah, no fat bitches. Sorry. Not happening anymore. Although every chick I've met has been pretty cool. Like I said, I think they like the fact that I'm in a sober house

and they know where I'm going to be at. And fucking, um, I get two overnight passes soon. I definitely got to have one with Puerto Rican girl and just sleep over her house. I think white girl wants me to have one too. She's still going to school at her 18th semester no what the fuck is TMOS

is he part of the fucking patriarchy crime family? Um, first three months are free, then it's 30 bucks a week for three months, and then after that, 50 bucks a week for three months, and after that, 70 bucks a week for three months. Oh, 10 minutes of Shabby, I'll go on there. You want to meet brother-cousin still? I think she has more than one.

That's fucking weird. Richie Ross? I assume he died. He was an old ballsy guy. He was an old wasp. He was Mr. Meat and Potatoes. Mr. Tells It As It Is. Who streamed it? He ended up on someone's fucking stream

and then I think that person stopped streaming I think it was you right Donnie you ended up on your shit I think I think that was before you lost a furniture store or something I'm running out. Ah! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was on yours.

See, I got my sheet here. There's my name, and there's the meetings. I had court, so I missed the meeting. That's why I got to go to a meeting tomorrow night on Saturday. And then I got my Sunday one. I got to do four a week. I didn't lose anything. Dude, if you're stupid.

Oh, now he got mad at me for busting his balls. Yeah, that was kind of his MO. He got mad at you and didn't come back. Didn't he, like, tell his family to fuck off or some shit? Is Dez on the exempt pick to help her rebound? No. Have you come close to slipping

with the alcohol? You're on day five? No, I haven't come close to slipping. Although with me, I drink every fucking day, so like homie said in the thing, physically is the reason why I'm stopping.

I can't feel like shit anymore, so. That's why, like, and I've been with, like, white chick drinks. I've been with like white chick drinks I've been with her and her and her Spanish friend when they were fucked up I had no urges you were at a party drunk and you ran a train

on the fat chick was nine of us I never got the ran a train on the fat chick. Was nine of us. I never got the running a train thing. Like I always found that weird. Like I get it, but just something I personally wasn't into. What are you, fucking 15? 15? Running trains on bitches. Eww.

But I am going to need, because I don't get paid to the 21st, by the 12th, I'm hoping you niggas step up with the Streamlabs donations, because my phone bill is coming up and that's going to be 50 bucks. I got to try and make as much money by the 12th so I can pay that off to keep making videos and streaming.

You don't want to be the caboose on the choo-choo. I always found it disgusting and kind of gay to be honest with you. This ain't an Obama phone. I'm not claiming it's a great phone. Des bought me this phone. Can you take shot Tiger Thick whiskey alive if you send? No, I can't.

And I won't. And I don't even think you can. I mean, unless you already have the Tiger Thick shit. You stop selling it because I destroyed Dick Boy. It no longer exists because of me. Me and the ghost lawyer. Who are you going to call? Ghost lawyer.

Ghost lawyers. Be-we-we-we-we-we. Now there's, well, there's no chicks in it. There's two chicks who are workers here, though. Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you for the five dollars. Daily Smelly. And he did it the proper way.

Through Streamlabs. Thank you. Is my Ghost Lawyer podcast cringe? I don't think so. I know. Who calls themselves Dick Boy? He probably stole that tune. I know, Ed, who calls himself Dick Boy. He probably stole that tune, I think he did, from someone else. But yeah, it's dumb.

But yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not Podcast Cringe. although I think podcast cringe likes to let people think he's the fucking lawyer but I'm not fully sure because I fully don't know who the fuck it is however there's enough shit just through like common kind of talk to the nigga through email

just from the amount of talks we've had shit just through like common like, could I talk to the nigga through email? Just from the amount of talks we've had and the shit you can pick up on, because I know that dude's like Australian, that yeah, I don't think it's him. I'm pretty 99% sure it's not podcast cringe.

He's got body dysphoria and likes men damn but I mean yeah I'm pretty sure it's not him all even the fact of when I get emailed by the guy it's not at 3 in the morning and like we talk about regular shit going back and forth

and obviously like the nigga would have mentioned a kangaroo or a dingo or a fucking something, a wallaby a koala bear, some shit eucalyptus oil, I would have picked up on something, the nigga would have said put a shrimp on the ball, we get some shit

by now so obviously picked up on something. The nigga would have said put a shrimp on the barbie or some shit by now. So, obviously I'm being hyperbolic, but yeah, I would be able to tell if he was like Australian or something. You're Australian? How dare you?

Oh yeah, he's a homeless cat. He's a homeless cat. There was that whole theory, if you remember, that the ghost lawyer, and I actually think this is more possible than it being podcast cringe. The theory was,

and Brendan Shaw's legal team thought this, that the ghost lawyer was actually Schaub's original lawyer who worked at that firm and left right at the beginning of the case. That was the theory

of Brendan Schaub's Robert Allen guy, Justin Bieber's lawyer, who took over the case but worked at the fucking same thing. Mark, I destroyed him. I just fucking destroyed him. But that was the theory by their fucking law team is that the fucking ghost lawyer was Schaub's first lawyer who left I want to say a week after he filed that he left and

started secretly helping me I don't know if that's true either though but yeah we got Helen Mark Carly in the chat nice Super Bowl commercial nice Super Bowl commercial. Nigga, nice Super Bowl commercial. Nigga, I was watching the Super Bowl and I'm like, is that fucking Mark Harley and the goddamn Macho Man motherfucker?

Nigga. You know Sha was punching the air on that one. You know Sha was fucking punching the air on that one. That's probably, no bullshit. When he saw your Super Bowl commercial, he was probably like, all right, I'm moving to Texas. That was probably like the fucking deciding factor right there. He's like, all right, I got to go. You're like, all right, this nigga's not only left me, shit on me, released fucking text and voice messages.

Now he's in the Super Bowl commercials. I got to go. I would have taken no pay just to see the look on his face. But yeah, I'm pretty sure, Mark, you're the reason why he probably, you were probably that deciding factor why he's going to Texas.

How many of those fucking commercials did you shoot because I saw another one too but I mean so yes I destroyed dick boy $500,000 on fucking lawyers to sue little old me. Just to sue little old me.

I'm just a poor boy. Spare me from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go? But I mean, damn. I can't believe it's been three fucking years since that goddamn lawsuit, by the way. Three fucking years.

And I remember when his law team, because like I was saying, they thought it was his original lawyer who left that was helping me, just kept trying to find out who the fucking ghost lawyer was. So much so that the judge said, if you ask, because she already ordered that the ghost lawyer was allowed to help me, because they were like, he's not allowed to help him, and we've got to know who he is. We have to know who

he is. And the judge was just like, no, no. And she even said, if you bring this up one more time, I'm going to order that. Mr. Swindells has to have a lawyer and I'm going to make your client pay for it. They shut the fuck up about it then, but they were fucking dead

set thinking it was that first lawyer who left their law firm. Do you think Brent's just going to be chilling at the Comedy Mothership serving pretzels? Oh, he's going to be walking around bothering everybody. He already said he's going to be there every time Callan's there. And Callan's going to be there every weekend. But why would Shaw be? He said it like, I'm going to be there.

Like he's helping fucking Callan or something. Yes, I'm honestly so glad you destroyed him once I have my case with him. The labor board. I'm going to drop some new shit that he'll never be able to wipe off. Oh yeah, I forgot. You still got that labor board thing.

Because he owes you money., yeah, I forgot. You still got that labor board thing. Because he owes you money. Oh, yeah, I forgot that. Yeah, I know. Chappelle just did Tiger Belly. And I noticed in their fucking subreddit, they were pissed. They were like, Chappelle kept fucking, like,

threatening Bobby and over-talking him and shit. And make the trip around to other clubs in the city using Rogan's name, probably. Yeah, Cordy, it was dumb. All the cases this summer, yeah. Because I remember you dropped the paperwork that he owed you money to.

And fucking Malik teased that he was going to drop some shit on Shab and just never did it. Which is fine. I mean, you don't have to drop shit on him, but don't tease that you're gonna. Why doesn't who start doing stand-up? I hate stand-up, personally. But

I'm not a fan of the stand-up comedy. Job suing YouTubers for making fun of them. What a dope. Yep. And we're still technically in the... I mean, I won the lawsuit, but we're still technically doing the appeal.

Like I've said, fucking, apparently appeals take forever because the judges and lawyers have to get paid billable hours. Thank God I'm not paying for any of this shit. But... I have shit he said that said about Malik behind closed doors just to me that he just doesn't want anyone else to hear

he didn't call him the n-word did he that's all I'm thinking was he like that fucking n-word who had Big Sean take his girl? Better get the fuck out of here. Please don't tell me you got that on tape.

Ethan Klein turning into Shob suing Redditors? Really? That guy was lame though. I did think it was funny when they teased Malik that he has the physique of someone in a wheelchair. Can't find a gym. The funniest thing Shob did was flip his truck in the desert. Wait, are you saying that you do have him on tape saying

the N-word about Malik? Now, to be fair, did he say it with the A or the ER? Because if he said it with the A, you might get away with it because most people think he's Guatemalan or something. How could I ever guess that Schaaf secretly despises black people like I said

I do still kind of find it odd that out of all the people who shit on Schaaf all the channels with over 100,000 subscribers oh with the ER that the one guy he sues job. All the channels with over 100,000 subscribers. Oh, with the ER! Okay.

That the one guy he sues is the one black guy. And Sutton tells me the only reason why he didn't sue Augusto is because he's in fucking another country. Alright, so you got Shab saying the n-word all right yeah to Malik too

behind Malik's back why the hell would I eat a booger to be sober probably said it to Puig he probably fucking tells his stupid wife Probably said it to Puig. He probably fucking tells his stupid wife to call him it when they're in bed.

All right, but I was assuming he went at you because that chick was 17. Oh, the one with the number? But still, once again, why go after me? The whole subreddit. Everyone in the world talked about that before I got to it. I get

that that was the straw that broke the camel's back, and that, well, the straw that broke Camel Joe looking motherfucker's back, but I'm so shocked that it was just me that he went after. Now I got crowns. I don't

got enough money to keep up with Newport. Not until I get paid. So like I said, hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. I need paper here, people. But Alright, so here people but alright so

hello Mark Carley saying he's got after his case he gets his labor money from Schaub he's got some evidence

Schaub said the N word about Malik you know what I believe it and the only defense I'll give Schaub is Malik probably was acting like an N-word. He probably did some dumb shit. He thinks me and Bobby Lee are running the fucking subreddit. I'm so chicken on that.

He's honestly that stupid. He doesn't know how Reddit works. He thinks Reddit page is like an IG page. I know. Thank you. Oh, Andrew, I got an instant mod you. Hit the chat again. I'll instant mod you. Thank you for the $22 through Streamlabs.

John Melendez trying to mess with Kumia. Oh, those dudes are always trying to go to war with each other. Mark breaking music easily. Yeah, Mark has fucking Super Bowl money now. How many of those commercials did you fucking shoot?

So I was who got the perp, pedo Adam 22 on to run his own subreddit. So it didn't turn into PF Chang's. Andy violin. If you're's. Andy Violin, if you're the Andrew guy, yes, it went through. But I'm pretty sure you're already modded. But, thank you. And if you're not modded, let me know. I can instant mod you

right now. Yo, and it's weird, too, because Adam22 will start subscribing to my channel, then unsubscribing, then subscribing. Like he's keeping tabs on me every once in a while. It's fucking weird. I'll check my subscriptions and it will put, you know, who has the most subscribers. And it's him, usually, it'll say no jumper. And he uses no jumper. Which is odd within itself.

And then what's the history guy. Or he talks about Game of Thrones. Or something. One of those guys is up there. And then he'll unsubscribe from it. Then subscribe to it. It's fucking weird with him. Yeah I'm pretty sure your payment didn't go through

you hate stand up too have ever murdered a cat I was destroying some Puerto Rican pussy earlier yeah why are my eyes psycho? Is it easy to make $100 a day on YouTube? No, it's not easy. So we're going to get killed backstage at No Jumper.

Those niggas is wild. No, your thousand dollar payment didn't go through. Trust me, I would have seen it. I'm not, I'm betting it wasn't podcast cringes. The ghost lawyer. Like I said, I've talked literally a shitload with the guy through email. My time. I'm pretty sure the motherfucker wasn't getting up at

2 o'clock in the morning Australia time to talk to me. And there's references like the guy knew and shit. Daily shit that Australians wouldn't know about here. I am Kalilah's baby daddy. No, I'm not. I might become a baby daddy very fucking soon. សូវបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា� I can never get it to go like the first time. I always got to redo it, which is annoying as shit.

Get some people up in here. Hey, I got this from AA You jealous? Some minis? Mines? Assuming you pronounce that minis Strawberry and chocolate, yeah Oh shit What is good? How was your Saturday? Yeah. Oh, shit.

What is good? How was your Saturday? If you're watching me, I don't know how good it could be, but damn. What is up, though? Waiting for some more people to get in here, then I'll start my spiel. Say what I got to say. Got two videos made today, though. That was pretty good.

Especially, like, with nothing happening, but I saw that post by Shab's wife, and boy, I had to talk about it. Sup, Tom N. Tell us all about Des so you can get it off your chest oh I'm gonna talk about that don't worry don't worry about that we're gonna talk about stop going I literally just walked back from uh a meeting with Puerto Rican girl she actually went to a meeting with Puerto Rican girl. She actually went to a meeting with me and she doesn't drink or do anything. And she walked an hour with me there, was with me during the meeting and then walked back with me.

Yeah, I woke up, went chill with her, we hung out, fucked a bunch, then walked to the meeting. Got into a huge argument with Des. Oh, we're going to talk about that. Addiction ain't no disease. I never said it was one. And then tomorrow morning, I got to walk to another meeting

that's over an hour away. But I got to ride back, though, meeting that's over an hour away but I gotta ride back though so that's pretty cool you can tell I'm turning 40 though my legs are hurting but yeah so I did that meeting I just did a piss test second I walked right back in

had to grab a cup and pee in it but Had to grab a cup and pee in it. This one did stick. But isn't what supposed to be anonymous? Going live to stick it to Kevin. Kevin who? Brennan? Oh, my God.

Truly. Come here. Enough of him. Enough of Kevin Brennan. Your younger brother is more successful. Deal with it. Fucking cry baby. That nigga Kevin Brennan is so annoying.

Oh my god. I need to do Bob Levy. Claim to fame is he fucked Sarah Silverman. Oh, yay. Sarah Silverman once said that seeing her naked, like, everyone wants to fuck her, but if you actually saw her naked, you wouldn't like her. And then she got naked in that movie and she was right so

but uh yeah don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description if you donate 20 bucks you become an instant moderator you get power right away uh puerto rican girl just texted me that she loves me i'll text her after the stream but yes i went to the meeting where her pretty dope meeting they had coffee and cookies and i took some yeah deal with it shab's wife though doing that goddamn commercial I am now of the belief that she is worse

than Shab here I got to find mamacita yeah and I'm getting off mad Puerto Rican jokes today I told her I'll beat the Puerto Rican off her and she'll be Guatemalan Puerto Ricans hate Guatemala I think all Spanish people hate Guatemalans. I used to go out with this Puerto

Rican chick named Liz Marie in high school and she had a thick accent and she'd call them Guatemalans. What's up, Andy Violin? Oh yeah, they do this around, I don't say shit during the serenity prayer. What do I call a PR with no hands? I don't know. Trustworthy? Yeah! But yeah, so. Brendan Schaub's wife. I'm now of the belief that Schaub only sued me on some, you know how like Will Smith went and slapped Chris Rock because his wife got offended?

I'm now of the belief Schaub only sued me because his wife got all pissed off. And it was like, you got to handle that motherfucker on YouTube who exposed you slipping your number to that fucking girl at the Super Bowl thing and he keeps making videos and shit that's probably what happened I am of the belief that's what happened and now she's showing her daughter and fucking wannabe commercials she's making on Instagram it This shit's weird. Extremely bizarre to me. What's up, Margie? I was going to live stream on the other channel, but I just got back and I'm too fucking tired to set that up.

And like I said, when I go live, it doesn't go live right away. Like I have to exit out of Streamlabs and redo it because I'm on the phone. I wish I could do it with my laptop, but somebody won't give it back. Would you do Brendan Chobb's wife? Absolutely.

I would do that. I'd fuck the dumb right out of her. I'd fuck her and she'd end up speaking French or some shit. I'd gape her more than fucking puig did but yeah so i mean dad sent me out yesterday i asked for my laptop and my Xbox I was so putting off having to ask for that because I knew she's not going to give it up especially the Xbox and of course she's not giving it up she gave me a whole thing she keeps doing this thing where she tries to one-up me and shit it's weird she's She's going to sue me now, his wife, probably. Did she ask for a nookie for your stuff back?

No, but like she keeps doing this weird thing. Like I'll ask for it back. She'll come up with a million excuses not to give it back. And then I'd be like, can you just bring it? No, I'm hanging out with my boyfriend and shit like that. But then I wake up this morning I look at my phone and she texted me at 1 30 in the morning and it just says hey so today I'm like all right can I get the laptop and the xbox oh you're still gonna go but I'm like why are you gonna buy an xbox so I can watch tv just go buy a smart tv you're a girl you don't play xbox of course rationality

she's not gonna do it but then i'm like why did you text me at 1 30 in the morning i i know she was drunk when she texted me she's like uh i just wanted to ask you a question like yeah you're hanging out with your boyfriend and at 1.30 in the morning you're texting me to ask me a question I was sleeping by the way like who does shit like that I don't know but of course she's going to make it a problem like cause I want

my laptop back I can live stream from Puerto Rican girl's house and fucking do a decent live stream and play videos and shit. Am I ever going to drink a fan? I don't know. Maybe an air conditioner. No, again,

like I said, years from now if I have like a beer on the weekend, maybe. Hey means are you up I it's whatever it's I know what her fear is then I knew this was going to be a problem well I mean she could just say that then just say that but don't give me bullshit but i i ask anyone i knew this was going to be the problem because she's afraid of giving me the shit back because then she she thinks in her mind if i give him back he's never going to talk to me ever again that's what she thinks it's fucking weird and she keeps doing this one-up thing like now she keeps referring to the dude she fucks as her boyfriend and i had to remind her

you only started calling him your boyfriend when you found out i was with another chick it's like before that she was just like some dude I hang out with. I don't know what I'm doing and he's about to be out the door and I was like whatever you're telling me. Then the second she found out I was another chick she was like well he's my boyfriend. I don't care just give me my shit.

Like I would give a fuck about whatever a loser would hook up with Dez's majin buu looking ass, it's like, just give me my laptop, I, I mainly just want the laptop, by the way, you can just go get another fucking Xbox, I need that goddamn laptop, though, like, leaving stuff at a girl's house, so you, And that's what I said to her. I was like, are you keeping this shit? Cause you think if you give it to me,

I'll never talk to you again. And then she came up with some bullshit. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, all right,

then give it back. And she keeps doing the Xbox thing. But, and I said, all right, then give me back my laptop right now. No, no,

no. It's all bullshit and weird. Yeah, I know she can. That was my point, but she's not going to make it that easy. I'm John Doe. I'm not going to be that gay. I'm really not going to be that dumb. But, I mean, it's just like,

I know what her fear is. It's, where are the kids? Not with her. Jessica said, lies. What happened to the Shep guy? maybe you can hit him up for money he seemed like a pushover for you but I mean it's like

if your fear isn't that I'm going to talk to you then just say that but the problem is with her she can't be honest you know when she't be honest. You know when she'll be honest? When she calls me like two weeks from now, drunk as shit. And just start admitting weirdo shit.

And it's just like, can I just have my fucking laptop and Xbox back? But now, I knew this was going to happen. I knew this was going to be the problem. laptop and Xbox back? But no. I knew this was going to happen. I knew this was going to be the problem. Get it through the law. I knew it was going to be a problem when I first asked for it back. And she goes, well, you know, technically

this is... And she talked about the laptop. Alright, you got an excuse for using the Xbox you have no excuse for using the fucking laptop by the way she just got 10 grand in fucking tax money that I'm sure is probably all gone or accounted

for or will be I'm not using anything in court I'm not gay I don't do legal shit like that I'm not using anything in court. I'm not gay. I don't do legal shit like that. It's just, why does everything have to be so difficult? And like I even said, like, you got a boyfriend and shit. Wouldn't you want to give me that shit?

So you can just be like, oh, thank God I got rid of his shit, and he really has no reason to hit me up anymore. Cut my ties, brother. It sucks, but you will be okay. I'm probably just going to have to. You can get her divorced. I'm pretty sure she's an American citizen. But, yeah, of course. Like I said, I knew this was

going to be a problem. He's using it, that's why. Nah, nigga, like, she fucked some old dude who, like, I don't think it's a thing if he's using it to play video games. I treated

her like shit. It was so funny. Yeah, I did. I was a drunk piece of shit, but still. Don't count on getting your stuff back by the looks of it. I know. The kids aren't there, obviously. I called her a

bovie. I don't even know how to pronounce that. Maybe it's at the pawn shop and she's waiting for the tax. No, she's got the tax money, so. I don't think she pawned it. It's just she won't give it up.

I don't know why. It's fucking weird. Although, I don't know why she texted me at 1.30 in the morning. And Puerto Rican chick is next to me and she's like, you know she still wants you. I was like, no, she doesn't want me. I'm wondering if it's something where, look, I don't want to talk shit, but let's keep it the fuck real. She's partying right now because she doesn't have the kids. The second the kids go

there, I mean, how long is the boyfriend going to be there? And especially my oldest son's, how long's the boyfriend going to be there and she's trying to maybe keep an insurance plan to keep me in contact with her i don't fucking know best to cut it give her the cold shoulder yeah i think you just right I mean when I get and the only other thing I need really need even need money for is by the 12th I got to get 50 bucks to pay my phone bill so I can make videos and keep doing live streams so hit that stream labs donation link in the description. But when I get paid on March 21st, I'm pretty much

good. And like, I'm not gonna fuck up here, but if I ever fucked up here, Puerto Rican chick, I already said I can live there. And fucking already is having a key made up for me. And like I

said, all this went downhill the second she found out I was talking to other girls. The second she started with the I got a boyfriend thing was the second she found out I was talking to other chicks. And I remember a Puerto Rican chick was roasting me. She was like, you really are a slick nigga. And I was like, what? She goes, how long were you out of prison before we hooked up? And I was like, let's see. I get out February 6th, and we hooked up on February 15th.

So nine days. And she's like, damn, you already found a chick who you can live with after nine days out of prison i was like yeah i guess ignore her for a few days and she'll text you about getting a laptop and xbox that's probably what's just gonna happen that happened kyle should just buy a brand new xbox for yourself yeah that's gonna have to be in April, though. Because I got out on February 6th, and February was a short month, so... I don't want her muff.

Like, seriously. I'm fucking I mean I hate to big up myself but like I'm hot so like yes I went back to jail but yeah I'm hot

so like yeah and like sober single kyle is a problem on these streets every bitch is throwing themselves at me you're sitting on the toilet but why? I mean, this shit's crazy, though, but, like, Puerto Rican chick fucking... Des tried having me thrown in jail the second I got out of jail.

She's done all this shit to sabotage me, just ignores me. And I'm like, yo, Puerto Rican chick really just walked with me to the meeting, chilled with me at the meeting, walked back. We just chill all day in her apartment and shit. And it's just like, like, me and Des are done forever. And she did did it but she's weird in the fact where

like I have to explain the reality of the situation to her and it's bizarre to me I have to keep going hey you left me when I was in jail and you have a boyfriend and like, so why are you getting mad that I'm talking to a chick and all this? It's weird. I have reverse body dysmorphia. I'm fucking hot. Especially for my age.

I'm fucking 40 and I look like I'm 25. I look like, nigga 25. I look like. Nigga you're trying to say. I look like Tony Shalhoub. How dare you. She's jealous of me. Because I'm talking to a chick. But she's got a dude.

A much older dude. And God only knows. What dude would hook up with her, and there's probably a lot of drinking involved. But, uh, yeah. But, like, I just want my laptop and Xbox back. I don't even want to talk that much shit. I really don't care enough to talk shit about her. I just want my shit back. I don't even want to talk that much shit. I really don't care enough

to talk shit about her. I just want my shit back. But like I said, I knew this was going to be the war. I knew this was going to be the problem. I told Puerto Rican chick, I was like,

I'm preparing myself. She goes, why? And this was like two weeks ago. I was like, the second I asked for that laptop and Xbox back, that's when the war begins. And walking back from the meeting today, I was like, what did I tell

you? The second I asked for it, that's when the war is going to happen so like I knew this was going to happen because I mean Des is a dummy and she's predictable so like I knew this was going to happen like I don't like it's weird like Des don't think

like it's weird like Des doesn't think I know her like I've known you for 15 years I bet she thinks Puerto Rican chick is hot well Puerto Rican chick is hotter than her and Puerto Rican chick isn't fat I mean I'm not trying to talk shit I'm just saying it's a new

era on these streets you're dealing with Sober Kyle now. Daddy phone's all gross. Des could be watching this and know what you're up... I'm not up to anything. I just want my goddamn laptop

in the Xbox. If I can recite Gringo poppy line for line what's a Mexican cookie what did he say what is it a chocolate chip cookie with salsa on it if I could recite gringo poppy line for line I'd be in an insane

asylum any chance Kumia's show is going to be good line for line, I'd be in an insane asylum. Any chance Kumi's show is going to be good? If you like the politics thing, I'm pretty sure that's all he's going to talk. If he buys me a new Xbox and laptop. She doesn't play any of the games. She claims she uses it just to watch TV. So I was like, go get a fucking smart TV.

It's just like, all right, so it's not going to happen. She did her typical thing. Well, when I get a new one, it's bullshit. It's all bullshit. Wouldn't could I ever, I could, but I probably won't get hired for my record she knows you're gonna neg her for her stuff now exactly that's why I was like just give me my shit

I even said like you got a boyfriend if I was him I'd find it kind of odd that you're keeping my shit and texting me at 1.30 in the morning just saying, hey. And I even wonder if it's even like a thing of, like she said, but that's her boyfriend,

but like I even wonder that, probably just some dude who fucks her and like takes her money. Like she'll never post him on her Facebook. She'll never put in a relationship on her Facebook. Especially from the roasting session I'll do if I see those pictures. Ugh.

God only knows what that looks like. But. Rokus are cheap I know but that's not the point like I said you're missing the fire alarm beep how dare you oh yeah it's a Dollar Tree co-worker

but who cares? Like, honestly, who gives a fuck? To honor Kumia, you should make your stream sound like AM radio. Whatever happened to Doug? Dead air, Doug? Maybe Mrs. Doug got deported. No, Brenda Child quit stand-up. dead air Doug. Maybe Mrs. Doug got deported. No. Brenda Child quit stand-up.

There ain't gonna be no Gringo Poppy, too. Sober Kyle stays up to code. Dollar Tree is ghetto. Ghetto living. These streets remind me of quicksand i don't know but yeah i just want my laptop and xbox but i knew the war was coming and all the bullshit you gotta go through why is shab appealing the case i i don't know. The dude just can't take the fucking owl.

I guess he figured I spent over $500,000. Might as well spend more. What the fuck is Jewmex? Do you get Muslim mechs from there? Was I making a living streaming before jail? Yeah. Yeah. You notice I'm dropping multiple videos. was I making a living streaming before jail? yeah you notice I'm dropping multiple videos every day

I'm going to get back to making probably around 5 grand a month all I got to do is drop at least one video a day you got to remember before I went to jail I was dropping like a video once a week and I wasn't streaming at all I was too like a video once a week and I wasn't streaming at all I was too gone

to the alcohol no Anthony not happening my voice doesn't match my face yes I am half white. My mom is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed French lady. Oh, my mom kept fucking sending me weird shit on Facebook today.

It was weird and bizarre. One would say racist but like the whole thing like I said it's just so corny what she's doing it's so corny and it keeps going down to like this she keeps trying to like one-up me on some weirdo shit it's bizarre i'll be like yo what's up with this

well that's why i did this it's like this was a contest what we were she went and picked me up like i want to say a week and a half ago and she told me if I ever got a girl pregnant she would never talk to me again and then I was like yo I need to talk to you but I want to talk to you in person because I knew she was going to pull this bullshit

but I ended up talking to her on the phone and she was trying to guess what I was going to say to her and she was like if you got a girl pregnant congratulations it's like I know you don't mean that because you literally said the opposite a week before. I'm not doing the steps. I don't need the steps. Des is a saint. You were a junk. Yeah. Des not only was a junk, she drank more and is probably drunk right now. In fact, something tells me 1.30 in the morning last night she was drunk when she texted me.

LOL, you're a joke. Alright, Jessica. But it's whatever, I really have no ill will or anything like that I really just want my laptop and Xbox back no her mom got sober

her mom got sober. Her mom got sober, so. Why would I want her back? I got a hot Puerto Rican chick. I'm still talking to white girl. Although although like me and Puerto Rican chick haven't made it really really official well I haven't made it official but like

I don't know even on the walk back she was like yo she's fucking poster you niggas in the chat already know who she is they said her name fucking her name. Her name pops up during my videos. But, I mean,

the fact that she walked me to the AA meeting, did the AA meeting, and walked back. The fact that I just chill at her crib all day and shit. It's pretty dope. I would fucking, that would be the greatest thing ever. A shop hit up Des for an interview. Drop her OnlyFans? Jessica is Des that would be the most corniest thing ever if Des came out here as someone named Jessica

that would really just display no life Desiree wouldn't be with her boyfriend right now and in my chat under a secret name nobody could possibly be that obsessed and corny is that the schizoscar face pr girl their youtube account wasn't breaking up when he was in the clink banking up oh it was death spend all my money when I was in jail I didn't make a fucking video for the two and a half months I was locked up still somehow made $700 came out of jail and my account was negative 20 so go figure that one

Spend every fucking penny of it Anyone is better than Daz How gay are you? Your name is Handsome Scout I get paid on the 21st of each month She brought me down? Nah, I wouldn't say that. I just want my laptop and Xbox so I can

make better videos and do actual streams and shit. It's a bitch using this phone to stream. Do you know how many times I hit go live and have to exit out and do it before I actually go live on this fucking phone? Still slinging the fish scale? Jesus. No.

I'm a step skipper? No, I haven't done any of the steps. Do a GoFundMe for a new laptop? No. What about Suzy Q, where she's at? But yeah, I mean for those of you who want to know Puerto Rican girl is I mean he's already down but if you find out who a white girl is that's fucking a testament I don't know I meet chicks all the time now

did I ever fake it when I got drunk yeah I heard you bailed out of county with counterfeit bills you so dated yourself out of county with counterfeit bills. You so dated yourself? Rate 1 to 10? Rate who 1 to 10? By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description.

Get some donations and then I'll live stream tomorrow. I gotta fucking walk tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning I gotta walk to another AA meeting. Gotta ride back though at least. But I had to walk tonight too. Although I don't mind the walking. It's good exercise. One to ten? Probably like

sixes and sevens. Dez, I would put at a 1 am I a loser denial or something I guess so nigga you're the one watching me you're 30 and white and fail that life damn but yeah just want my laptop

and my xbox she really said to me I gotta go get a new system as if she can just walk into a fucking store and buy an xbox you gotta order that gotta go get a new system as if she can just walk into a fucking store and buy an Xbox you gotta order that and it's like let's go get a TV but she was never gonna give it back anyway Puerto Rican girl is calling me right now no I didn't beat her.

Hey, we might be able to take calls in the future. Did that just completely fuck up my stream, by the way? Because you rated her as six. Who the fuck is Matan's show? Who the fuck is that? Puerto Rican girl sounds like a writer. White girl. And BS.

And be with. Rican girl? Ah, it's the thing that sucks about turning 40. My eyes are getting worse. But who the fuck is. Ma Tans show. but who the fuck is Mott Tancho he's the one who trolled Callan oh I'll go on his show my screen chat got wiped

I've been crying, no, I've been walking in the fucking freezing cold, I should reach out to Merch for a co-hosting gig, I am not moving to Florida, I am not moving to Florida. Not bloody likely. Five worst comedians. Shob, shob, shob.

Shob and shob. Sup, sneakers O2. Sup, Michael Pozos. She loves you. Shab's wife loves your children. Hannah Gatsby. Shab is worse than all of them,

though. I mean, I don't think Hannah Gatsby is really trying to be funny. I think she's trying to make a point,

which is lame. I saw some clips of the Callen shit, but yeah, I was locked up. They're all terrible in the Roganverse. Shop can unintentionally cause laughter. Yeah, but that's because me and other people make fun of them.

I'm like the fighter and the kid subreddit. He's a comedy ass. I don't know about an assassin, but... Oh, fuck yeah! Yeah.

Thank you for the $50 beefy Bitcoin. I missed it. Was it Des declaring war on you for? Oh, she won't give me my laptop and my Xbox. So she declared war. Oh, thank you for that. Now I can pay my phone bill. So she ate my xbox as long as I've known her by the way

she's done nothing but gain weight but you know what that might have been what happened I can see what she's doing on my Xbox too, you're gonna remember, I have the Xbox fucking app on my phone, so I know what she's watching and shit,

so I know when she's on it, I was like, just go get a fucking smart TV, my video, yeah, because a Puerto Rican girl called me, I knew that was gonna fuck up the thing, so that's why I need to get my laptop back.

So I can talk to you fuckers and play videos. Now they kicked me out of the Legion of Skanks Facebook group. Because they're pussies. They're fucking pussies. And I knew they were going gonna kick me out of there that's what happens when you bang your girl's mom yeah i saw the i didn't watch the whole thing but i saw that elephant graveyard made a video oh they're the biggest fucking cry babies in the world in that group a bunch of middle-aged white people

fucking crying about everything. It's like you do realize you're in a Facebook group for a legion of skanks, right? Like, you people don't get to complain about anything. Shabba's gonna make a comeback in 2056. Maybe, that'd be a hell of a redemption arc but yeah that i decided once because they just kept bitching that all i do is just post videos and leave so i made a post and i did my typical shit on them thing of course they never adjust

the first two points of my post because the first two points of my post were why are you complaining about videos i'm posting in the group you're not forced to watch them so what the fuck are you complaining about them for i can understand if you are forced to watch the video but you're not so why are you complaining that why are you complaining about something you don't got to watch of course none of them addressed it you know i thought you would have got a lot more support from the youtube community after beating jobs frivolous lawsuit what you did it was a big no-no on youtube i mean dudes made videos about it and but i know i guess had too much of a bad background whatever and ghost lawyers stepped up that's all I really needed, to be honest with you.

So I didn't have to spend any money, which was dope. Stay on Shob's bumper for life, homie. Do the woman like that. And this is how dumb Shob is. Like, if the motherfucker dropped a video tomorrow and just dropped all this horse shit

and pulled like a Joe Mattarese, nobody would fuck with him anymore. But he's too corny to do that. Too much ego. He doesn't know how to be cool. He doesn't know how to go with the joke. I mean, the dude actually says, people make fun of me on the internet

and it hurts my feelings. It's like, dude, you live in a mansion and your feelings are hurt? What the hell's the matter with you? That's sad. Now, because he feels that way because he knows he's a fraud. He knows he's a piece of shit.

So, I get that. But just acknowledge it. Nobody will care. Like if Shaab did a stream tomorrow or go on to complete offense, go do a stream tomorrow, shit on me, shit on Redbar.

And shit on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. And you would get a little respect. He's too much of a pussy. He's gonna be on it. I guarantee you Rogan puts a buffer on that fucker. He's running out of business and podcast. There will be nothing to cover.

By the way, Beefy Bitcoin's a moderator, right? You're a mod, right, Beefy? If not, let me know. I'll mod you right now because you did the $50 Streamlabs donation. Remember, if you do a $20 Streamlabs donation, you become an instant moderator and get power over

the non-moderators. Oh, hold on. I'll check. Boom. There you go. They don't sell men's songs anymore? But yeah, so anymore but yeah so yes you have power now what a

fucking Puerto Rican girl's phone call messed up the stream did you get to hear her when she called no I do not have a sponsor Jews get to hear her when she called? No, I do not have a sponsor. I'm not seeing, you have to understand,

I'm not, I'm just required to go to the meetings and that's just a requirement of like the place I live at. I'm not court ordered to do anything. So like, I don't know about the sponsoring and shit.

Because, honestly, like, I said it's physically a thing, so. Oh, fuck yeah. Who is the Asian dude I fought with? Jimmernam. Can't find Jimmernam. Thank you for the two bucks no it muted me during the phone call oh shit i guess i can't take calls no wait hold on i used to take phone calls on through the phone oh maybe i gotta go through the phone. Ooh, maybe I gotta go through the settings. You know what? I kind of fucked up. I need my laptop back to do proper streams and shit.

Boica Precision. Yeah, I remember you. What's up, Zach? how will i support myself with the um youtube va benefits i mean right now desiree is living in an apartment that has my name on it and is paid for with my VA benefits. And through my good graces, I don't say anything because I told her another conversation I'm going to have to have that my aunt's making me have is we got to talk to that landlord because I need my name off of that apartment because she's eventually not going to pay the rent again and probably get evicted again. And I don't want that on my record

because she's got multiple evictions on her records and a lawsuit against her. So she can never get a place on her own with her name or her mom. But she's allowed to stay there through my good graces. No, like I said, I'm legally allowed to go back to that apartment. It's when I pled guilty, I made sure it was put in writing. I'm allowed to go to that apartment.

I just don't because DCF said if I do they won't give her two kids back and I don't want to fuck that up so but YouTube can't make enough you'd be surprised you did 12 steps in 48 hours. It was a record. What did she do? What did who do when we're in the what now? But that's neither here nor there. What's my plan for my channel going forward? Actually getting back involved.

Because after I won the lawsuit, if you notice, before I went to jail, I hardly even dropped videos, man. I was doing what? One video, maybe two a week. I wasn't live streaming. I was stuck with the kids all day. Dez is never going to do 12 steps or anything like that. Celtics.

Hunker down and get a trade. I could go into porn. Adam 22 is subscribed to me. No jumper? Maybe I hit him up. Maybe he'll let me fuck his wife. I don't know. Maybe that would happen.

Does dad watch my videos? I don't know hell me and Des weren't talking until we saw each other at court and then later that day she hit me up do I still hate Ross dog? I vaguely remember who that is. I don't know. I don't even want there to be a problem. I don't even really want to talk shit. I. Mainly my laptop.

Now again with the Matton show. I know he did Callan. I got to check it out. I'll probably check it out tonight. Stop talking about Desiree. It's pathetic at this

point. It's kind of in the title of the stream. And I know she's pathetic, but I mean you don't have to bring that up how am I doing pretty good Jade Jackson I'm sorry Jade Jackson the bowls are the bulls are tied with the heat right now 97-97

I think they're watching the basketball game over there remember people watching you hoping you'd stop living on live yeah I almost killed myself a bunch of times Des is hangry I don't know what a residential school is I almost killed myself a bunch of times. Des is hangry?

I don't know what a residential school is. She needs a Snickers? What, like the commercial? I don't know. I asked her for my hats and never got those then she said she threw them out and then I did the problem is you'll just every time I talk to her, her goal is just to make me feel as shitty as possible. That's like her number one goal. She says terrible things to me, and I get it. I was a drunk piece of shit for a while there.

But a guy brought up in a meeting a great point. And he said, just because we're alcoholics doesn't mean people get to walk all over us. Just because we did fucked up things doesn't mean we get to be treated like pieces of shit for the rest of our lives. Which was a fascinating point. And then he spent the rest of the meeting shitting on his baby mama. So, didn't have a fair point, though. but I don't know

like I said I just want the laptop and Xbox and shit but like I said I knew this was going to be a war I knew this was going to be a problem I knew she was going to make it as difficult as possible I've been trying to be cool about everything I mean the only times I've gotten mad

is when like because she'll do this thing we'll agree to something and then she'll hit me back and she'll be like you know I was thinking and I'm like like I stopped calling her I stopped bothering her like even now like I'm not gonna call her

I'm not gonna bother her it's just whatever when she's ready to give it back to me she'll give it back to me and it's probably gonna be never but I'll never hit her up I'll always put the ball on her court I mean that's walking all over you When you're still alive Oh fuck yeah Okay that's a good one Thank you for the two dollars Stand up and wobbly Piss on the floor like old times

I just had to piss for a drug test Is it possible Des drove you to drinking We both drank like old times. I just had to piss for a drug test. Is it possible Des drove you to drinking? We both drank. I drank a lot more, but... She drank pretty much... No, she would drink a lot more. I just did it every single day. She did it mainly every day.

You were depressed watching me? I'm on Grind now what you miss when my ceiling was missing so do i that was an amazing apartment that was the first one she lost when she stopped paying the rent i don't know her and paying rent she doesn't like doing it for some reason I think she owns like another three months I just got her six grand in the rent paid and she immediately just stopped paying the rent again and her mom hasn't paid her in it's fucking weird Dez is gross how How could you ever? Yeah. But the grinder thing? No, Shab. He did not

say that. It'd be funny if he did. So that's how I know he definitely didn't say it. But but yeah so tomorrow I gotta wake up walk over an hour go to that AA meeting but I gotta ride back from that one then go kick it with Puerto Rican girl Puerto Rican girl

dun dun dun dun dun yeah she lives in the same place But that he can go. Yeah, she lives in the same place. What the fuck is IP2? Yeah, I remember when Bob Kelly talked about me. And everyone in the room got nervous because he brought it up with Kumi and Sam Roberts and Jim Norton. From your voice I thought you look like John Totoro from Do The Right Thing so I pictured in a median dude that uses the N word a lot? IP2 is a new STD. You know it's crazy I found out John Leguizamo isn't Spanish. He's really just an Italian guy. What the fuck did see my

comment? What chat? what the fuck did see my comment what trap yeah but tomorrow I gotta walk do that then uh I'm just waiting to the 21st when I got my youtube money no he's Spanish I heard they did a deep dive and like he grew up in like the Spanish part of was he from the Bronx or something but that actually he's not Spanish like he's just 100% Italian I have a voice for podcasts and are entertaining enough to come up I haven't tuned in in a long time had no idea you were going through all this. That's pretty crazy. Leguizamo lied about being Puerto Rican for years until his own family exposed him. Oh, is that what happened?

He's Colombian. Oh, he's Colombian? Well, I mean, that's still Spanish, though. Although, who the fuck knows what those people they probably like I know they all hate the Guatemalans so they probably all hate each other that way too

I'm gonna say a controversial statement Colombian chicks hotter than Puerto Rican chicks I said it. I said it. Because like every Colombian chick I've seen is like hot. It'll run into a goofy looking Puerto Rican chick. Could Recon Jake. Could Shob just shake hands and be friends? No. Dan Mullen has a nice podcast.

His dad exposed him as a fake Recon. My foster parents are Colombian. Yeah, Colombia rules. It's your favorite food. Isn't it all just tacos and shit, though? Although being a Puerto Rican chick, I'm kind of learning that it's not just all tacos. Didn't you say you used to lie and tell people you were Puerto Rican

no I'm Cape Verdean and I'm Cape Verdean and I live in the fucking mecca of Cape Verdeans yeah I gotta walk over an hour to a fucking AA meeting tomorrow morning like I never had that thing you know how some people some black people who are half white and half black they have like an identity crisis because like they weren't around the black side I never had that because like I was raised by my white mom but I'm from Pawtucket Rhode, where there's more Cape Verdeans than in all of Cape Verde. So, yeah, I liken it to like, let's say I had a blonde haired, blue eyed white mom and I was half Puerto Rican, but I was born and raised in like Spanish Harlem.

It's like you don't come have that fucking. And I look 100 percent like my dad and I look like the fucking poster child to Cape Verdeans. It's similar to Cuban food. What, do you eat fucking octopus three times a day? You got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears, man. Look at the Washington sign of shoes. The fuck is a Cape Verdean Game of Thrones ass nigga? It's in Africa.

I'm literally African. No, I didn't follow the Joe Cumia cruise ship thing. Like I said the other night, though, people shit on the cruise ship as a shit gig. Sounds like a dope gig to me. You get paid to go on the cruise ship as a shit gig sounds like a dope gig to me you get paid to go on a cruise it's just copy Cuban food and call it Puerto Rican but what is it is it like chicken

or is it the Spanish rice that's good that's all I really care about. And to be completely honest with you Spanish food isn't all it's cracked up to be. Taco Bell I'll take over any fucking day. Over any Spanish food. The other day we were walking and

Puerto Rican girl was like they do good burritos. I was like I've heard that a million times. Every time I've had these quote-unquote good burritos, I always just go, Taco Bell's better. I got paid to be on a cruise in the Navy. True that, true that. But I had to work. Like all day on the flight deck.

Well, yeah, tacos are good, but I prefer the tacos from Taco Bell. I got to unban Mike. Mike is contentious contentious okay I will Lies what's lies taco I don't know I like Taco Bell better than Mexican food Jessica I don't know why that's lies it's a Mexican gorditas today and menudo. You ate Ricky Martin? Oh, you catty cunt. Is flight deck hard work?

Uh, not really. Well, my job wasn't, because I was just the hold the glow sticks guy. It depends when and where you're doing it. Like, I mainly did it at fucking night. low six guy. It depends when and where you're doing it. Like, I mainly did it at fucking night. Well, no problem, Susie Q. Jessica is Des. Like I said, hopefully Des wouldn't be that corny. She's supposed to be with her

boyfriend and she's watching me. Whoa. Whoa. The only difference between Colombian food and Cuban food is the Colombians eat guinea pigs damn All right last chance for donations hit that stream labs donation link in the description It would help me out a lot if you do 20 bucks you become an instant moderator red bar is watching Yeah, but what's he really going to do about it?

What's Red Bar really going to do about it? I'm shocked Red Bar never did a whole segment about me being in jail. I was stunned by that one. I thought that nigga would do a fucking celebration dance and shit. I guess not, though. How many pounds is Puerto Rican girl? Hmm, let me try and estimate. Let me.

150? Maybe? Oh, now Red Bar's getting into the dabbleverse? Why now? Puerto Rican girl, if I hide her, maybe 150? Puerto Rican Dez is one-third of Big Dad. That is 270?

What? What? Ecuadorian Decoy aka Guinea Big 2. what? Ecuadorian Z Koi aka Guinea Big Two. Are we playing toxic games? I'm not playing shit. I'll box J Paul.

He took the Super Saiyan 2 Gohan Avatar because I had it. That's my claim. No, he didn't, but. Des isn't 270. I think she's probably over three. No, I'm joking. How are Casey's nudes?

Hmm. Alright, though, but my fucking legs are killing me from walking. And I gotta walk again tomorrow. Are Desi's nudes still on the Discord? Nah, no games to get back. All the games are downloaded. Who uses discs in this day and age?

F them hoes, dude. Do you, dog? You'd rather see Penelope's needs. All right, dog, but thank you for the donations. I will be back live tomorrow. I don't know how to do it on this channel or the other channel. It depends because if I got time to set it up.

Maybe back on this channel again. I don't know. Depends how many videos I drop on this channel tomorrow. Can we send ghost lawyer against Des? No, you can't do it on this one do what and what and what and what now yeah we know Kumi is back on radio

Sunday 8 to 10 you can download the app 77 WABC now I didn't hear what Cosmic said is Cosmic even still around? let's all hire a PI for this if I had my laptop I could do an awesome fucking live reaction to it

oh fuck yeah. Showing African features like Gary Della Benet, see, make me a mod. Did you do it? No, see, you did it through super chat. You got to do it through fucking thingy, but fuck it. Yeah, I felt nice.

There you go. I don't have it because I was in prison. And then I got out of prison. That's why she has the laptop. Apparently she wants to keep it for whatever reason. She'll claim she doesn't want to keep it, but she won't bring it and she'll just keep coming up with't want to keep it but she won't bring it and she'll just keep coming up with excuses

not to bring it there will always be an excuse always which I knew this was going to happen but fuck it but fuck it I gots to go peace But fuck it. But fuck it.

I don't. I gots to go. Peace. I did ask for it. You should have been here at the beginning of the stream. I explained all this. Go back and watch. Peace.

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