The Yewneek Pod - Michael Bisping disses Brendan Schaub again! Chris Delia news and cancer Jared!

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

Dubs continue. Opie looks mad Korean.  Michael makes fun of Brendan Schaub over the Dana white controversy! Chris Delia gets slapped with a restraining order and Jarred from the chat has the big C! Sad 2 me!

That rocks What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like subscribe and donate The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream labs link in the chat and if you donate 25 through stream labs you become an instant moderator did we make slightly roasted an instant moderator or was he already a moderator i know hit the chat if you're not a motto and make you one Right now although ever sneaking suspicion. He already was one Sup Andy violin Sup gun worm. No, I have not seen this DMZ talk of which you speak of I don't know I'm just waiting for

Warzone 2 to drop then I'll check it out now it's 25 it was 10 bucks last night now it's back to 25 motherfuckers um mad dubs on Warzone today rebirth I only played three games of Fortnite

Got a dub Got a crown victory Came in sixth Those were my three games Right before I came on here I did get a crown victory though And a dub Although in Fortnite

It's like fuck a dub you want a crown victory like i wish war zone would do something like that it's like a goal within a goal like it's great getting a dub but in fortnight it's about those crown victories and they have the emote where you show your crown victories to people. Like, Warzone should do something like that. Like, you got a dub. I got a dub last game where I kill someone. I got a dub last game and stole their crown. It's a genius move. Opie talked about me today.

Well, timestamp me, my guy. Red bar? No, I'm gonna play Red Bar and have Annie Lederman talk about Brendan Schaub suing me on Tim Dillon. The video dropped today, but I wanna watch that later on with you people.

People talking shit about Saints Row. I only played... I've never muted anyone on Twitter. They have mute on Twitter? Hold on. You can mute people? I didn't mute you on Twitter, my guy.

Who are you on Twitter? You sent it to me on Twitter? How'd you send it to me? What's your Twitter name? What's your Twitter name? Imagine playing games. 45-55. Well, on his last live stream, did Opie even keep his last live stream up? I think he did.

Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. It's at 700 views. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Opie's livestream.

Got 700 views. 138,000 subs. It's at 45. Now, this better mention me. Because I'm about to play Opie. Now This better mention me Because I'm about to play Opie So I apologize for the nonsense

But it's just It's just infuriating. I'm not a comedian. I'm just punching bag. I think we'll try to do this with something else. All right. Trying to go back. Question.

My name's below. He was the better comedian most of the time in those scenarios. I would love if you would call Unique Flash Saiyans, the better comedian most of the time in those scenarios and he let all that go. I would love if you would call Unique Flash Saiyans but he's a sad drunk now. He's obsessed with guns and race. Oh, is he shitting on Kumia? Alright, I'm gonna go.

I gotta get the kids ready for school. Sorry about the rant, once again. Show's been off the air, I don't know, eight and a half years. Why are you Chinese? Chinese. Opalee. Oh, son of son. I am Opalee Oh

Son of son I am Opalee Bring great dishonor Upon our house Guys have a great weekend I got a podcast It's called Opalee Radio It's doing very very well

I do have a brand new episode out So if you're turning this off And you're going to work Or doing something else You know download an episode Check it out I'd appreciate it If you like what you hear.

Push subscribe on your podcast app. All right? Have a good weekend. I think we'll try to do this. I bet you his eyes look like that because he's still trying to attach to still

being young and hip. He refuses to get glasses. You got slits for eyes. Opie's got Biden eyes. If we do this over the weekend, if we do it over the weekend, I apologize for the nonsense.

But it's just infuriating. I'm not going to be anyone's punching bag. If anyone wants to talk about all the horse shit I did on the show, then he's got to start talking about all the horse shit he did. All the days he missed

without even really telling anybody if he was even going to show up. All the days he was falling asleep while the mics were on. All the days he was distracted trying to pick up women on pal talk. Oh, shit. And I could go on and on.

There's a million of those things. So start talking about the bullshit you brought to the radio show. We already talked about me. That's him right here. All right. Very funny. Not this guy. Wait, I would love if you call unique Sally Ann's but he's a sad drunk.

I don't know who that guy is. He's another guy that has been obsessed with the whole Opie and Anthony world and sort of made a little living by just talking about us. That's fucking nuts. I have no respect for those guys. If you have like a podcast or a YouTube channel where you talk about Opie and Anthony a little bit

and it gets some hits, great. What else do you have though? What else do you have? I'm being sued by Brendan Chobb. You retarded weird-eyed weirdo.

If that's all you have, I have no respect for those type of people. No, thank God they're not. Thank God I don't only have you. We will just turn off this broadcast. Yeah. Oof.

The Obster. Whoa. The Obster. Of course he knows me. This wasn't breaking news, my nigga. Of course he knows me. Think about being one of the most popular radio shows ever and going down to 700. Dude, it's the saddest fucking thing ever.

It's... And honestly, being on a YouTube channel with 138,000 subs, It's even sadder. It's creepy. To be honest with you. It goes into creepy land. Will B and Anthony will all be second place to Stern and they still cry um not in the history books in the history books they will be the show because Stern so destroyed his own legacy they will be known as the radio show in the future

when people look back at radio they will not mention Stern they will mention Obi and Anthony in the interviews with Patrice and Colin and Bill Burr and the more relevant people from their show went on

nobody in the future will talk about how he destroyed his legacy that bad by being that lame and Stern was better during the time they went up until Artie got fired. But then he became a weirdo.

But Bizbing and Shob. Yeah. So this happened. Shows on Thick Boy Network and recreating them on Fight Pass. OK. Also, leave Pat Milotic alone. Oh, my God. Like, listen.

We shit. I mean, what is all that about? Does he really think that him and Dana have some fucking rivalry? I'm sure Dana doesn't think of him at all. I'm sure he doesn't enter his mind unless someone brings him up at a press conference or whatnot. And stop stealing my shows off the Thick Boy Network. Come on. Exactly.

P.S. Quit stealing my shows on Thick Boy Network and recreating them on Fight Pass, okay? Also, leave Pat Miletic alone. Oh, my God. Like, listen. We shit. I mean, what is all that about? Does he really think that him and Dana have some fucking rivalry? I'm sure Dana doesn't think of him at all.

I'm sure he doesn't enter his mind unless someone brings him up at a press conference or whatnot. And stop stealing my shows off the thing. He really accused someone of stealing his shows as if his shows get any views. That was the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. Brendan Schaub ever say, and you're stealing my shows no one watches your shows so who would steal shows that don't get watched do you think that's Louis J. Gomez?

My network, come on. But yeah, even Bisping's like, hey, retard. Shop steals everything because he's a retard. I think you're wrong about Stern he may be the first in history to dominate I think you're meant to put medium

and also see its demise his decision to leave was smart and his show on SiriusXM was great but he's destroyed his legacy so hard Was smart. And his show. On Sirius XM. Was great. But he's destroyed his legacy so hard.

That's what I'm saying. Like. The nigga so destroyed his legacy. And will not allow you. To see the greatness of him. That also goes into the destruction. Of his legacy. He's not going to allow you to see the good show. The offensive, racist, homophobe, whatever you want to call it show.

That nigga sold out the second he got a chance. Went full Hollywood the second he got a chance and is trying to erase his past that's what I'm saying he'll never be remembered that way he won't allow it to be remembered that way he will ban you off of YouTube if you try to upload a video of me being in that way. Nah, it's not even canceled nowadays. Nah, I didn't care about the COVID. It was pre-COVID he did this. It happened right when Artie got, right around

when Artie got fired. But, um, now, personally for him, I guess it's a great move. Personally, but legacy-wise, he fucked himself

legacy-wise. He fucked himself legacy-wise. By the way, I stick by my theory that Howard Stern never got the vaccine and just held up in Florida, a state where you know you never have to get the vaccine and just criticized everyone else for not getting it although himself not remember

Howard Stern believes in Dr. Cerno you can will you are hit by a car and you have a broken back but you can will that away where brain power shit. Never forget that about Stern either. So, I've always thought, I've never seen him do the Vax picture.

Personal insight thought about him. No, I don't think he was a woke lefty. Or always has been. Well, I think everybody got COVID. But I got talked about during the Tim Dillon thing. I made a video about it, but I want to watch it live with you.

Sure. I could be in a cult. We could all be in a cult. We all kind of are, right? Isn't this bullshit job we have kind of a cult? A little bit, but we're not supposed to talk shit on each other, which is... Is that true? Yeah.

We can only do it, like, lightly. Have you talked shit about me? I've never talked shit about anyone. Yeah. We can only do it, like, lightly. Have you talked shit about me? I've never talked shit about anyone. Yeah. Well, listen, you know, things happen, and sometimes we have big mouths. Yeah, I mean, I think if you leave a name out, you're cute.

Listen. Listen. Perhaps there is a world where a casual comment from a comedian such as yourself can start a three or four month online firestorm. Yeah, I mean, sure. Have you learned anything from that? Oh, back to the... Sorry, the chat is delayed for me. Yeah, Mod, so and so handled that chat thing.

That 69XYZ thing. Um, I guarantee you in 2014 and 2013, right before Ant got fired, ONA were bigger and had bigger numbers than Stern did. Because they were in the AGT thing. I guarantee you at that point in time, they were technically bigger, but Sirius doesn't give out the numbers.

Why they would work for a company? Slightly roasted as a wrench. Where's he at but um how would anyone like work for a company that would

you fuck their negotiations it's an odd thing someone would be willing to do. Hey, I'll sign to you and not know my numbers, and then we're going to negotiate a contract. It's so odd to me. I guarantee you, 2013, 2014, Oney had way bigger numbers than Stern. I don't know, that's what the Pelican briefs mean. Abhi Lee, Brandon Schaub, Kalilah, Esther Povitsky thing.

I mean, Esther's not involved, but when you look back at it, do you say to yourself, I was in Australia when it was happening, and. I can't believe how much that became a thing. Because when that happened, I was like, Annie's the only one I really know. I don't know a ton of these people like that. Like, I don't know them like that. Look, I never was, like, trying to snitch on anyone

or do anything. I literally was just telling, like, an anonymous anecdote, and it, you know, and then if that person so chooses to start suing YouTubers and stuff and talk to everyone except me,

then that's like... She just talked about me. She started talking about me. And then leader written on his phone, yeah. Go on the fucking and then leader, man. We are like to fuck chicks.

I want an Ani-Leader in my mind. Yeah, I'd fuck her. Kind of on them is how I feel. Right. And obviously that wasn't like my intention to make a big thing of it. But if there's like threats to me too, I don't take being threatened. them. Right. And obviously that wasn't like my intention to make a big thing of it, but if there's like threats to me too, I don't take being threatened like that. Yeah, I wouldn't threaten you. You're not the type of person that

you would threaten. Yeah, I'm not. Because you're just kind of like a hot take. Maybe it's good. I'm going to be like one of these teal swan lunatics, but isn't it good? I got a hot take. That was Tim Dillon, who I love. I'm eating

bullshit right here. Good. It was a pretty, like, uncomfortable shitty experience. Maybe it's a blessing. It's just hard for me to, like... I want to be that guy. Isn't everything a blessing? Yeah, I know. Isn't it a blessing now?

I do think there's lessons in everything. Are the threats and the lawyers and the screaming and the harassment, isn't it a blessing? There is a learning something in it. It's a learning curve. It's just hard because the learning is not me. I should have shut my mouth. I don't shut my mouth.

That's not what I do. Right. But I also, my intentions were not... Malicious. They weren't, I wasn't trying to start a thing. Right. In any way. I had talked about that a million times before.

I'd said that same thing. Nobody, it wasn't a thing that got picked up on. It wasn't, I think it was the timing of it all. Right. And, you know, other people kind of piling on it and stuff, but whatever. But now everything's healed and everybody loves each other. Yeah. Good.

We're great. We're all doing great. Isn't it nice that everything's over and it's just from what I observed from an outsider, it's all love. It's all love. It's all love. There's nothing but respect. The thing I will say, though.

There's nothing but respect. It thing I will say, though... There's nothing! There's nothing but respect. It's just, like, what? Like, am I really supposed to, like, not be allowed to tell a side of my own story without saying who the person is? Like, am I really? Is that really the lesson? That I have to shut the fuck up and not... But I will say, it sucked, and I guess

maybe I would take it back if I could, but I just don't. I like Brendan, and I think that. He's a nice, like, he's nice enough. I don't think he was trying to do anything wrong. Yeah. This is what I believe. I don't think he was trying to do anything wrong.

Men sometimes say things to attractive women. Right? Yeah. I mean. No, I wasn't mad at the thing he did. Right. I was sort of, like, perplexed. I was like, why would you, like...

Human behavior. I was perplexed. I was confused by it. It's perplexing. I was perplexed, but I wasn't mad. It's the least perplexing thing he's done. I just don't like when people, like, threaten things. That's not good.

That's like, that's where I'm like, okay, also just call me and talk to me about it. It's like... Yes, but, you know, people get... People feel like they're in a box. Yeah. And they feel like they're up against a wall. Yeah. And, you know, this is... Yeah, but the whole thing sucked,

and I wasn't, like, happy about it. I didn't like that type... I don't like that type of attention. No, you're a comic, and you want to be funny. I do jokes, and I do think I did maintain, like, joke format and everything I said, so I'm proud of that. You were always trying to be funny. I was just trying to be funny. Yeah, I just wanted to do jokes, and I do think I did maintain, like, joke format and everything I said, so I'm proud of that. You were always trying to be funny.

I was just trying to be funny and say something that was interesting, but I wasn't trying to, like, fuck anyone over or do anything crazy. It's great, and the Tim Dillon Show's official statement on all this is, I don't know who anyone is. I've never met any of them,

and I wish everyone well from afar. I know, it's like, I don't even want to talk about it it's like it's just really like it just came out and everyone's like you're like clout I'm like clout chase guys I just do comedy and I talk for hours and hours and hours

and hours every week and I had seen someone at the comedy store the night before and it reminded me of a story and I was like why would someone like not tell a story it just seems like a weird sloppy thing that i was saying and i wasn't trying to like i literally said to my producers edit out anything that makes it sound like it's this person right and like and that's it and that's it i don't know what to say i don't i'm not like coming for anyone whatever people do with their personal lives and their and their

relationships is not my fucking business if you do hit on me it does kind of bring me into it which I would prefer to not be into but you know it's just it's just you ever think of it and I'm not even kidding you ever think of doing a rap getting in the booth spitting

I rap a lot like doing a song white people are allowed to do that now like literally like a white person is fully allowed to go into a recording booth and write a diss track all right and release it i don't want to diss anyone but i'm not even saying it could be subliminals which is what it's called when you don't oh my god i'm like regretting even talking about this it's i guess the lesson in all this, I just don't, I'm just not going to be told that I did something fucking,

I don't know. I've known you forever. And here's what I know about you. You're funny first. So you're always trying to say something funny first. I get in trouble too. Put them in the pot. Got me in trouble.

This is just the shit that happens. Walk me to a truck. Yeah. I mean like we are, we are people that talk shit for a living. So. And it's, you know,

I do try to do it in ways where it's like when I'm sharing stuff for my life, I'm not like outing are people that talk shit for a living. And it's, you know, I do try to do it in ways where it's, like, when I'm sharing stuff from my life, I'm not, like, outing the person. People get mad at me. It's kind of sad that that person knew that's, like, the whole thing is just sad. The whole thing is, like, actually really, like, sad. And when I do get people coming at me and defending him, it does make me, like, happy that he has people defending him.

Right. Like, I do feel, like, happy for him. Like, I don't want him to be, like, shit on forever and stuff like that. We're all a big community here. Yeah. It was not meant to be, like, a... We're all a community of people that love each other. Yes, we love each other. There's so much love.

And that... See, that's what gets lost. The love is lost. There is, though. There is. There is. It's love. But there is in some places.

It's like, we came up together. We did. Like, I feel... You were at the third open mic I ever did. Was that in Long Island? It was in Long Island City. You were wearing a polo shirt, believe it or not. I probably, an ill-fitting polo.

It was red. And I walked in, and Annie Letterman had the box, and you used to put your name in a box, and then you would get, they would pull out a slip of paper, and then you'd have to go up, and you'd two or three i pulled your name yeah you pulled my name but literally you said and this is so funny and i remember this you go tim dylan like who is this you go listen if i don't know you i hate you i thought it was very very funny and then it was an open mic where you would go up and i did my bits my little joke or whatever dumb joke I had. And it was really funny or not.

I don't even remember. Is there anything sadder than me going to Long Island to headline an open mic? Well, it was Long Island City. It was the creek. Oh, was that the creek? I pulled your name. It was the creek in the cave.

Oh, was this with... Oh, this was my open mic with... Friday Night. Okay, it was called Shinebox. It was with Mike Racine. And it was brutal and it would make comedians quit. I think we actually made comedy, like, disgusting and mean. And tell people what you used to do with this open bed.

That's another thing. That's another thing with the scandal that happened and everything. It's like, it is hard when people haven't been doing comedy as long as us, and they come in, like, already, like, popular or something else, because we, like, fuck with each other. That's right. We tease each other. We're mean to each other.

We laugh. You get through it. You get better. You get funnier. The other night, Ben and his wife were in the bed. I came right. We tease each other. We're mean to each other. We laugh. You get through it. You get better. You get funnier. Yeah. The other night, Ben and his wife were in the bed. I came to the house at 3 a.m. and I woke them up. I put a fake gun in each of their mouths. Yes. And I said,

you like it? It was just fun. And it was a water gun. I was filled with piss. I pissed and I put in a water gun. There's nothing wrong. It's a goof. No, but I know you're being, you're joking here, but it's true.

It's like, I've, like, slapped so many hot dogs out of, like, Joe DeRosa's hand. Right. He's been so excited to take a bite. It's like, it's funny to bully each other. We keep each other,

like, hold each other accountable. That's right. Stay funny. Don't get cringe. Yeah. And you used to do that open mic, and if somebody had a bad set, you would, like, roast them.

Well, the whole point was you had two extra minutes. You had, like, it was, like, a three-minute open mic, and then you'd get two extra minutes. If you wanted to roast the person, we would pull someone out of the thing, and you could roast them. We'd give you extra minutes to roast them. Right. But we pulled out.

We had to stop doing it because four weeks in a row we pulled out people that were of color. Was that true? Yeah, it was like an accident. We're like, oh shit. We got to say, it was like Subha, Jeffrey Joseph.

It was just like Kunal. I was like, we have a big one-way person. This is horrible. But that's what comedy used to be mean. Yeah. But now it's just loving.

Now everybody loves each other. Well, do you think LA kind of has that like vibe of like, shut up before I kill you, woman. No. I've never been in a place where people are pretending. care less about each other. Well, do you think LA kind of has that vibe of like, shut up before I kill you, woman. No. I've never been in a place where people are pretending care less about each other than this city. And I've never been in a comedy scene where

people care less about each other than this scene. I've never been in a place where I I'm guaranteeing you that of the line of the comedy show, if one of us died, the thought show if one of us died the thought no one would cry

they moved on completely from what I was watching it for didn't they sorry I had to go order my Taco Bell and shit and I had to kick it my daughter tried as long as sleeping in my bed I had to kick her ass right out of there.

Go into your room. Not doing this, Ava. You just survived lymphoma. I had to go back to the street? Damn. What's lymphoma? Is that like a limp biscuit? Like a limp seminar? lymphoma. Is that like Limp Bizkit? Like

Limp Seminar? Comic Chris D'Elia hit with restraining order by a woman he says he never met. In battle, comedian Chris D'Elia has been hit with a temporary restraining order by a woman accusing him of threatening to release intimate adult videos of her and making death threats against her.

The order, granted Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, was based on unlawful violence, a credible threat of violence, or stalking, according to court documents obtained Thursday. D'Elia, 42, whose career imploded in 2020 when multiple women accused him of sexual improprieties. He has been barred from contacting 34-year-old Caroline Schmitz of Los Angeles, as well as threatening to contact her.

Either directly or indirectly harassing, intimidating, or attacking her, and has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Schmitz, her home, work, and vehicle. Now, isn't this the thing that Alice Hamilton chick was talking about? Remember two weeks ago on Twitter she was going

off and we did the whole thing on live stream where apparently he fucked this chick and there's a video but the chick said he wanted to make a no he wanted the chick to fuck his friend

no how'd that go he wanted the chick to fuck him no it was to fuck his friend but make a video but to keep it over his friend we talked about this weeks ago No, it was to fuck his friend but make a video but to keep it over his friend. We talked about this

weeks ago from that Alice Hamilton chick. She was tweeting about this and this is the results of that. I believe. Right? I think that's what this is. Yeah, we'll continue.

But the community's attorney, Andrew Brettler, insists that D'Elia never met Schmidt and that her allegations are defamatory. Well, then why would a judge grant a restraining order? These accusations are as fantastical as they are defamatory.

Brattler said in a statement to the Times on Friday, Chris has never met this person, but over the last year, she has sent him increasingly disturbing text and audio messages, including making threats against him and his family. If anyone's going to get

restraining order here, it's going to be Chris. Well, he didn't, and she did against him, and why did the judge grant it? TMZ reported Thursday that Schmitz allegedly sent the stand-up comedian threatening audio and text messages earlier this year reposting some

of the messages D'Elia said she sent him through Instagram. According to the civil harassment restraining order request, Schmitz alleged that she and the you and the good doctor actor initially met in 2017 after he viewed some of her comedy content online and tracked her down at the club where she worked she said they began a sexual relationship over the

course of several months schmidt said that in may 2022 he again reached out to her via OnlyFans a subscription based online platform yeah we know what OnlyFans is threatening to post intimate videos that I had created for him on the platform as well as screenshots of their messages on OnlyFans

if she didn't leave Los Angeles so yeah this was the Alice Hamilton thing she was talking about, this was the Alice Hamilton thing she was talking about, right? This was the chick. I'm forgetting the story, but he got his friend laid, or he fucked the chick who wanted his friend to fuck.

That thing she was talking about a couple weeks ago. This is it happening now. Does any proof? Well, she got a restraining order. Schmidt said that in May 2022, he again reached out to her via OnlyFans. Oh yeah, I read that. Schmitz believed the messages to be from D'Elia

because she recognized his style of writing and was spooked, racist, by comments he made that led her to believe he was monitoring her and her online activity. She also said that she believed D'Elia hacked her phone, ordered someone else to do so. No, the Alice Hamilton chick talked about it. So you probably went

threatening that chick again saying don't release the shit you have. I guarantee you that's what happened. This chick told the story to Alice Hamilton. She released it on fucking twitter saying delia did this shit he hit this bitch up like how dare you tell people this shit and now that's why the restraining order is happening i bet you that's what's happening right

now happening right now. Because we heard this story. I'm forgetting it wrong, but D'Elia set up his boy to fuck a chick and recorded it and kept the recordings. This was the huge

Alice Hamilton. At the time, we didn't think it was shit. recordings. This was a huge Alice Hamilton. At the time, we didn't think it was shit. But now there's a restraining order being done because of it. So I bet you she did that and he responded to the chick with the video and the chick with the video

got a restraining order. Don't jump from your Twitch to your YouTube to ask the same question, stupid. But no, I wasn't on a stuttering job. John. But, um, then she put,

I am scared of D'Lea. I am scared D'Lea will continue doing things to exert sexual control over me. I am scared of D'Lea. I am scared D'Lea will continue doing things to exert sexual control over me. I am terrified D'Lea will release the videos and cause me further harm, she wrote in the order request. D'Lea has been ordered to delete or destroy any intimate or private images, videos, or audio recordings of Schmitts, whether genuine or artificially created

and has been barred from sharing them the order said a restraining order can do all that well is that legal a restraining order can make you delete? Because I'm wondering about, obviously the most restraining orders are between couples. So if you got your wife on video sucking dick, you break up, she gets a restraining order.

They can order you delete your wife sucking your dick off of your phone? Ooh. That's kind of nice to know that. I didn't know that. Little nugget of

knowledge right in my pocket right there. Okay. I'll know that going forward. He's also been barred from accessing Schmidt to electronic devices or online accounts, including but not limited to email, blah, blah, blah.

The order includes devices and accounts that Schmidt has previously authorized Aaliyah to access, of which she knows or knew the password. And they weren't even a couple in their saying this, so... Whoa. The temporary order will remain in effect until October 19th when a hearing has been done. I'm looking at

a couple implications here. That thing right there has been barred from accessing Schmidt's electronic devices on accounts of Google, not limited limited email, social media. I wonder if because most

restraining orders happen when people break up. Couples. So you can't access their shit. Although I bet you this is 100% a man can't do everything.

A woman can do anything and she'll never be bothered. Although it will be mainly a woman filing a restraining order to get this done. Oh, men just get fucked in court in this country. What do you think Delia's wife right now is thinking by the way she just had a restraining order by a new chick filed I think she's fine with it she's a young

hot chick she fucks Delia she gets to live in a mansion she understood it she gets it but his career ugh my god She gets it. But his career. Ugh. My God.

Career is completely done. And my God, the details. He got a neck tattoo. He does a show with Brendan Schaum. That nigga better never get too right wing, by the way. Don't get Ben off the only thing they're wanting off of YouTube and shit. Those niggas never get too right wing. That's my heads up to you. Never get like me. Never be me. Don't get banned off of the only platform you have. damn chris

it was a new fucking with a restraining order now you just can't file a restraining order out of nowhere against nobody right something tells me you have to provide some file a restraining order out of nowhere against nobody, right? Something tells me you have to provide some evidence

of a relationship for the court to grant it. So I'm assuming there is that. Because there isn't a filing a restraining order against Oprah tomorrow? I mean, you can file it, but it was granted. That's the thing.

It was granted by a judge. So, like, there kind of has to be something there, right? Okay. I don't understand. Right on show. I haven't done a temp... Is this granted? Is this granted?

So, in California, I can do a temporary one Against Oprah Ooh Ooh Hell I would do it Just for the video And just

I filed her shitting order against Oprah And the video says She tried to touch my peepee or something you can just do that why can you just do that that's dumb like

one would think you'd have to have some proof or evidence to do such a thing. That's kind of odd. I don't get classified in videos as somebody or nobody. I love all humans. When I say somebody or nobody

I talk about YouTubers and online people are you somebody online or nobody online I only talk about online people this chick is a nobody because he's not an online person. Jared, what is good? What's up? Can you hear me? Yeah. You can hear me yes oh my god hi kyle how are you man man i just got my food doing great what's good great how are you you're not good

no i just survived cancer man i appreciate everyone's love and support out there my name is Jared. I live in Portland. Ha! Okay. Yeah. So everyone can hear me. What kind of cancer did you have?

I had lymphoma cancer. A tumor grew on the side of my neck. My lymph node blew up the size of a cheeseburger on the side of my neck and I was in rising pain this all started last August yeah and um I used to live in an RV on the Oregon coast and my doctor put me in a motel here right outside of Portland and I've been in this motel since February, which is great. Me and my dog. And I have to leave on Wednesday. But that's okay.

You know what I mean? So you have cancer. Oh, I didn't donate to him. You're in my Discord. Drop the link in the general chat for it and I'll put it in the

obvious chat of the live stream but um I mean I never asked anyone for money in my life except my mom I mean I could start a GoFundMe that would be cool cause I mean I got all kinds of bills.

You don't even – tags for clock. I got to put $200 for tags. This, I need a new cooler. I mean, coolers are like expensive, like $100 for a cooler, believe it or not. That's a cheap one, by the way. The good ones are $200 for a frigging cooler to put your ice and food in. If you want it to last more than a day, you know. So, uh.

That's a show donating. Are you serious? That's great. You know, I've been watching your show forever and shit, man. I love your show. And, I mean, it's the best thing on YouTube. I mean, come on now. Let's get it right. Oh, man.

So, wow. I'm live on the air, huh? I mean, it's on right now. It's good. I'm on YouTube. Oh, man. Cool. What's it like having cancer? Pardon? What's it like having cancer?

Pardon? What's it like having cancer? I mean, I know it sucks. Well, you know, they go, okay, your hair is going to start falling out. You go, okay, no big deal. I used to shave my head and stuff, you know, back in the day. And then when your chin hair starts coming out and clumped, dude, you just start crying like a baby.

What? I'm in your family and shit. Was your family freaked out? Say what? Was your family freaked out when you had cancer? Yeah. You know, I basically just have my mom in my life. I mean, I have cousins and all that,

but I'm basically just with my mom, and yeah, we were freaked out, and my cousins, you know, sent me things and stuff, but, you know, I'm 46. My cousin is 70. You know, my uncle's 92. All right, you're older. Huh?

You're fucking older. You're fucked normally. Yeah, you're fucked normally. But, yeah, I got... Hold on, I got this. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. So, I went to OHSU here in Portlandland and it's really like the best i had a really cool indian doctor where she had the jewel on her forehead so that made me feel good like the

third eye was there watching me she had a red ruby on her forehead you know the third eye so it was really i really you know so everything's cool wednesday, Tuesday I'm going to load up my RV and I'm probably going to head back to the coast because I don't want to be in Portland. I don't want to battle people. This is not urban battle. I did that. Yeah, I got a little RV.

It's a Toyota. Those are the ones that collapsed. I'm going to love pulling out that one. Hmm? That's not your RV, is it? Uh, keep talking, yeah. Huh? Yeah, so what?

No, that's not your RV. That's not your RV. That's not your RV. That's the other camper in the car RV. You know. Hey, doesn't your Taco Bell, I mean, how long does it take to get to the house? It doesn't get soggy? Like, you don't order hard tacos do you because those are gonna show up a little soggy you probably ordered like a burrito and some soft tacos um let me see something

i'm looking at the chat oh i'm back oh boy i guess you need to yeah i don't know how much you failed, but okay, look at it. Right? Cool, so, all right. Well, I'm live on the air right now. You're talking, I'm not. This is your show alright well so I'm Jared

I'm probably the biggest Howard Stern fan like that's all I did up until two years ago like for five years straight all I did was listen to Howard Stern but I can't all the shit on YouTube I've heard two or three times i cannot

so the last year i've been into shout and i've been watching stuttering john and uh i can't stand i have a whole file on my phone of stuttering john screenshots just John Screenshots. I'm 46. I'm a 46-year-old man. I'm Gen X. I went to high school in the early 90s. I was a wigger. I was a wigger in the early 90s. You're 10 years older than me.

And I'm the expert. You're 10 years older. Okay, that's not bizarre. Yo, I am a Howard Stern expert. Dude, I love Howard Stern show. I don't listen anymore, but I mean, you know, but

I love the Howard. You're a dummy. I feel so bad for Two Master right now. What's up, Two Master? Two Master never says hi to me. I say hi to Two Master. I've seen him in Howard Stern.

I've seen him in Howard Stern chats for years and years. And whenever I see him, I say, what's up, Two Mastig? He never says hi to me. I always say hi to Two Mastig. I like his green name. I feel bad for Two Mastig right now. Wow. Right on. I can hear myself.

There's a delay. No, you're just talking. I'm not talking. That's funny. There's like a two-second delay I can hear myself. There's no delay. No, you're just talking. I'm not talking. That's funny. There's like a two-second delay. I can hear myself. You're not delay. You're talking, dude.

Cool. Wow. We're just live on a jet. You're talking. You're a show. Prove what you're going to do. You're running the show. Go for it.

Now that I have an open floor on YouTube. Okay, great. Now what's happening? Hello? You're talking to yourself? Yeah, talk to me. You're running it. I'm not running anything.

So, uh... Okay, I'm talking. So, Brendan Schaub. you know, I don't... I hate Shutter John. But I don't hate Brendan Schaub. I mean... I don't know why. Yeah. I don't know why. I mean... Sorry, I'm hearing echoes. This is my first...

I'm a first-timer, people. You're going to have to give me a chance here to work out the key. You're a pussy. You'll never get it. What are you first-timering? Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! My dog has to go outside. Oh, God. Hey, sister. My dog's name is Sister. She's 12 and a half years old. She's like a pit bull mix type thing. That's your daughter's name? Why would you, that's your daughter's name.

Ask her. I'll open a GoFundMe. I'm not, you know, that'd be cool to have some, a little bit of money. GoFundMe I'm not you know that'd be cool to have some a little bit of money I mean GoFundMe you don't make money I'd love to have a job if anyone has a job

for me I'm not wait wait wait you have no job that can make money your first instinct I guess I'll

GoFundMe alright I hear you any of a daughter or two you make no money everything that GoFundMe GoFundMe for what what scam what scam? What scam? I'm not asking. Since your first thing was, I guess, GoFundMe. People had to make money to give me.

What is going to be your scam on GoFundMe? I'm not the one that mentioned GoFundMe. Someone else said that. You're watching the whole thing. We're watching it in real time. I was just boo-hoo and uh crying about my cancer and being homeless so what gofundme is going on maybe it sounds funny to me you added nothing to the content and other shit we gotta do it to have to do it. What was going to be your scam? Maybe I can make something out of it. Can you work with me this way?

Hmm? Huh? What was going to be your GoFundMe scam then? What was my GoFundMe going to be? This is a service called GoFundMe self-explanatory of course what was it gonna be you go fund me scam what was my scam gonna be yeah have cancer I mean I could post a photo of my bald head and on Facebook and everyone can look at it my Facebook is open I mean it's not locked it's open to the public you can see my name I'm the only person with that name

so it's not like my name isn't bob johnson or whatever so all right you know most people who go through chemo don't go bald um the vast majority don't i was fully bald man i've just now got my hair back it's so amazing the vast majority of people get chemo don't go bald I don't know about that but I'm telling you all that you're a bullshitter

you don't know about that you stink I don't stink you won't so anyways yeah man we're going to donate to you because you had I don't stink. You won't. So anyways, yeah, man. What do you think about it? We were going to donate to you because you had what cancer, apparently? I had lymphoma.

I have other health problems. Lymphoma. All right. Why? I don't want to put all my health problems on that. The second I stood your bullshit ass out, it was lymphoma. That's not cancer.

It's a stage and type of cancer. That's not cancer. So it would call your ass out on that. Lymphoma is the worst kind of cancer you can get. It's cancer of the lymphatic system. Yeah, yeah. When you're stage four or some other type of cancer, dummy.

No one gets lymphoma cancer. They get liver cancer and then they enter your lymph nodes and shit, dummy. But you're still a retard and you watch Breaking Bad and you're like,

you're a lymphoma. That's what you thought. I never saw Breaking Bad. I'm sorry. I know I'm the one guy who never watched that. You said you had lymphoma cancer. No, cancer, as a shit, lymph nodes.

You don't got lymph node cancer. That doesn't exist yes it does it's very common it's called lymphoma it's quite common and it's quite deadly come on Kyle

huh I had lymphoma cancer. A little bump started growing on the side of my neck last August. Little bumps growing on the side of your asshole because you get fucked for money of the ass. Nothing grew on my ass.

Nothing grew on the side of my ass. I promise you. And then it got bigger. I went to a doctor and they did a biopsy. You're bigger and blacker too, the dick. And your ass. You stink. You're not funny or interesting.

And they determined that I had cancer. And so I was placed in a motel on a medical voucher. Oh. on a medical voucher. It is funny. The whole thing's funny. I want to send some shouts out. Let me send a shout out to Joe Rogan. He has cancer. I want to send a shout out to Andrew Stoltz.

Get no donations to your cancer thing. You do shout outs. I probably won't. That's okay. I never ask for anything. You guys are the ones that should donate. Cancer. Kari Ellison.

I'm on 40 milligrams of oxycodone people oxy's crack we suck a nigga's dick from cheeseburgers I bet oxy's in crack oxy's in crack y'all

we're on that oxy's in crack in the motel I gots to go we're in Beaverton Oregon y'all we're on the oxygen crack in the motel. I got to go. We're in Beaverton, Oregon, y'all. We're on the oxygen crack. I'm hopping. I'm skipping.

I'm skipping back and forth. I'm hopping and skipping back and forth in my motel. Please donate any other time. I'm going to give you all the other time. Please donate to the crack. Crack again. Crack again. Fuck you. I'm skipping. I'm jumping.

I'm running back and forth to the motel. I want to send a shout out. You and your talking. you're in my discord you're in here talking can't pretend to shout out to stuttering john oh yeah yeah yeah I'm talking to somebody oh what are you doing right now oh my god I'm on the internet

this is crazy I've never been on the internet before i'm gonna blow up now and losing are you i'm gonna blow up now the people are gonna come and flock to me i'm gonna i'm gonna be a big star i'm gonna be a big star people you're gonna burger thing now you're nobody and you're not a businessman cause

Nick doesn't make money he wouldn't be on here doing this so you make no money burger thing I definitely I definitely you're a white nobody

who lost their life you don't include making money that's you make good money. I know. Yeah, I know. In your way of acting,

that's no pussy. Let me talk to your chick, by the way. Your chick should be in the background. I can work on my chick in the background. Let me talk to your chick. Let me talk to your chick real quick.

I want to hear the bitch. I want to hear the pussy you get tonight. Say, let me get off that live stream. Watch it. I can't watch it. You get no pussy, right? You're a fucking loser.

Let me talk to your chick. Let me talk to your chick real quick. Huh? I'm gay. Yeah, I'll talk to your chick real quick. Huh? I'm Danny. Yeah, I'll talk to the chick you got, but... Yeah, you're watching me and trolling me, but there's a chick, right? You get pussy,

or just a fucking nobody. Let me talk to your chick real quick. Oh, you got none. You got no pussy in any way shape or form and we can't talk to her I can plead as

she's interrupting this nigga's talking shit he's like he's claiming to be a somebody but I said let me talk to your chick who's with you in Toronto by Elijah let me talk to your chick who's with you in Toronto, my Elijah. Let's talk to her.

Yeah, there is no chick. What are you doing? Well, I was listening to music and then I switched over to this. More music! Hold on, sister. I'm live on the air. I'm live on the air. We are on the internet. Hey, Mr. He's lying on the air. I'm live on the air. We are on the internet.

Hey, mister. He's lying. Shut up. He's lying. I know he's lying. I know. That's sad that you lie about cancer. That's crazy. I'm not. Is that good? Do you know how many kids have cancer?

How many? No, ma'am. I would not lie. I will post photos on my Facebook so you can see my bald head I want test results with your name on it I'll send you a screenshot of my lab

and then you're fake that's crazy I will send you a screenshot to my lab 1981 I even donate to St. Jude's every month because I love that. But you're being, if you're lying about cancer, you're the most ridiculous, low-down human being that can ever. No, no, no.

No, ma'am. I guarantee. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing nothing like that. I promise you. You're returning her home already. I would not do no. I'm not doing nothing like that. You're a tardy homeowner, Deanna. I would not do that. I would not lie about cancer.

I did think he had cancer, but then I started listening to his little nonsense that he was saying. And I was like, yeah, no, you don't. You're a tardy homeowner. No, no, no, I'm not saying any nonsense. I have cancer. Actually, it's the second time I've had cancer.

Oh, you deserve cancer. Hey. Oh. You know, that caused my mind. That would be stupid. Maybe I deserve the cancer. No, he doesn't have cancer. I know, but you...

But if he had it, he deserves it. No. You contribute nothing to the earth. Yeah, that's't have cancer. I know, but you said... But if he had it, he deserves it. No, that's not possible. You contribute nothing to the earth. Yeah, that's why I got listed. He doesn't have it, so don't say... I know, but you said if he does have it, he deserves it. Yes, he does. Nobody deserves cancer.

Kyle, stop it. Yes, I have cancer. I just recovered from chemo... Okay, what's your name? ...friggin' lymphoma. What's your name? My name is Jared. Okay. How's your name? What's your name? My name is Jared. Okay.

How old are you? I'm 46 years old. I'm 46 years old. I'm from Portland, Oregon. Pardon me? What kind of cancer do you have? Lymphoma. L of cancer do you have? A lymphoma. Lymphoma, you said?

Yes, ma'am. I have lymphoma. I just recovered. There's a 50% chance it comes back in the first two years. I have to get checked out every six months for the next two years. Yeah, I know you're lying, but it's okay.

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, I woke up today, and I'm going to lie about cancer. I'm stuttering, John. I'm trying to collect. Oh, my goodness. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, thanks for having me on the air.

I really appreciate it. That's great. This is fun. Wow. I mean, this is crazy. I love your show. I knew you were lying. You know what?

You know how funny? First of all, you're not even a good liar. I don't even. That's fine. I'm on Facebook. It's the same name, obviously. I will post photos of my butt. Yep. Yeah, nobody cares. It's the same name obviously I will post photos of my book Yep

All I did was come on the chat and say You might have a bitter disability, but you don't have cancer. Yeah, I just spent February with chemotherapy. Yeah, you're lying. I went through chemotherapy.

You're lying. No, I'm not. I went to OHSU. Dr. Valarupali, you can look up my doctor at OHSU, Oregon Health Science. It's the best place in Oregon for cancer. That's where I went. Dr. Valarupali. He's an Indian American. Yeah, okay. Whatever. I promise you. Okay. Yeah, whatever. yeah okay whatever i promise you i didn't ask for money everyone else brought up donations and all this stuff that wasn't me i all i said was i'm having a bad day i don't feel well blah blah blah and everyone started hey okay buddy bubba you didn't even come on video can we see

you in a video I'm not bald right now my hair came back I'm not saying I want to see you bald I want to see you on video I mean I gotta I'm on my phone phone I'll have you go on video I'll go on video I gotta put some water on my hair and make it look nice oh my goodness it was nice talking to you dad jeez wow Oh my goodness. It was nice talking to you, Dad. Geesh.

Wow. It's hard out here. She's that dumb. She really is that dumb. I'm that dumb or what? I'm that dumb or what? This is why my life is hard, people. You can see. He didn't though because I told you

10, 20 minutes ago that he was fake. What are you talking about? I came in here and said, Kyle, he doesn't really have cancer. Do you not remember that? Sorry that you... No, no. There's no reason for me to make up a cancer. I'm not stuttering, no.

There's no reason for me to make up a answer. I'm not stuttering, John. Sister, hold on. My dog needs to go outside really bad. Anyway, well, this has been exciting I We'll be right back. Thank you.