The Yewneek Pod - Nana Cumia exposes Stuttering John Melendez! Theo Von is now a Bobby Lee guy. ITS OVER FOR BRENDAN SCHAUB?

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

Youtube rules stinnnnk! Theo throws Schuab under the bus.  Is now aligned with Bobby lee! Cumia reacts to watp uncovering stuttering john shenanigans for a gofundme. 

That rocks Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're I'm gonna win, yeah we're taking over Come on! I know we're been through y'all Don't know where I'm at, yeah, where I am Don't know where I am, yeah, where I am Takin' over the world I know we went to the hospital I'm out. Don't know where I am, yeah, where I am Don't know where I am, yeah, where I am Don't know where I am, yeah, where I am I love sorry. Yes, no, maybe I don't know

Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair. Tuesday. Theo Vaughn said what? Oh, I'm going to play what he said about me and Brendan Schaub when he talked to Bobby Lee today. I was going

to make a video about it, but I made a video earlier about what Theo Vaughn talked about also, and for some reason the fucking comments on that video aren't working. I posted the video, the comments said disabled, so I went back in the video.

I put allow all comments. I've never had to do this before. Hit save. And it still says comments. I've done this four fucking times. For some reason on that video, it will not allow comments. Which is killing that video. Because if you turn off comments on a video, it kills it for the algorithm.

So that video is probably going to get no fucking views. So I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow to drop the video of what I'm going to talk about tonight. Hopefully that glitch or whatever the fuck it is gets fixed. Oh, so annoying. Apparently Nana has been pursuing legal action on some troll, Kumia is suing Inyuka, who,

and for what, it has to do with the underage, INT video, I gotta re-upload it, I might have to I fucking might as well I'll do that tomorrow I'll probably re-upload that video tomorrow too to be honest with you

no your video has kid in it. What? My video has kid in it. What are you talking about, Tomb Master? But what'd yous do on this Tuesday Tuesday I got only a couple of dubs I only played a couple of video games today I mainly spent the day watching movies and TV finished up

Dragon Ball Super now I'm prepared to see the movie there's a kid in my oh is that why well then why wasn't his whole fucking stream have the comments disabled? You think that's why? That might be why.

You know what? I never even thought about that. You might be right too, Master. But I put the videos not made for kids. And there was no manual review, so how would it know to disable comments? And the video is still green badged ah so far that's the only thing I can think that might make sense I'm still thinking it's a technical issue, but what you're saying actually might make sense.

Maybe. Oh, let me see something. No, because the video is not made for kids. But why wouldn't it allow comments though? Hold on, let me see something real quick. Let me see if the mini player works on it. That video is getting no views because comments are disabled on it. Yeah, the mini players Still work

I don't fucking know It's annoying And gay So we're gonna play This Theo Vaughn thing Then we're gonna play play this Theo Vaughn thing. Then we're going to play Kumia exposing Stuttering John. My God.

Now it's dumb not having comments on the video. I don't give a fuck if people see I'm reaching. Rude. Rude, do you, Eric N? That's a weird feeling, but... We're all gonna be under MI6 supervision now. Alright, but let's see what Theo Vaughn had to say, though. Kinda... Interested here.

Yeah. Hmm. interested here. Different, man. Yeah, dude, that shit with Brendan, though, was fucking crazy. That was like the worst game of Clue I'd ever seen in the world, dude, when you guys did that thing. It's like, he had like these files and the you guys had like missing people.

There was some guy beating kids on Reddit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you – I can't even get into my Reddit. How do you beat kids on there? That was the fucking – the whole thing was unbelievable. The whole thing was unbelievable and I was just like – I don't want this shit to be fucking happening. But it was retarded. I know. I know. It was shit to be fucking happening. But it was retarded. I know.

It was pretty retarded, yeah. The things they were saying was like, I didn't even know what the fuck they were talking about. I was like, what, Reddit? What's going on? You know what I mean? And they got the, you're the one. I'm the one what? I mean, I don't have a computer.

And then it's like, I remember like, here's the funny thing. Brendan doesn't own a computer. I know, I know. He doesn't own a computer. He doesn't. And then I remember Dalia calling me and going, Dalia goes, you don't own a computer. And I go, I know. Right?

He doesn't know that? Yeah. He thinks I'm a, I don't even know how to log into anything. You know what I mean? Anyway, you know what I mean? And I saw him, I've seen him a couple of times and I've been very cordial. You know what I mean? Hopefully, you know what I mean how to log into anything. You know what I mean? Anyway. You know what I mean? And I saw him. I've seen him a couple times, and I've been very cordial. You know what I mean? Hopefully, we can do this, you know what I mean, and get back.

But it'll take a while, I think. Oh, I think you guys will. I mean, I've never heard him have any animosity. I don't think he ever does. Yeah, yeah. Vernon never really does have any animosity towards anybody. Yeah, yeah. He's suing me, and he bobby lee's career but which is crazy

to think that he came from a fighting world where they had that so much animosity that's something that's always interesting about him but um he's one of the hardest workers that i know but that whole thing was just fucking absolutely retarded i'm like is everybody retarded now it's like where it's like it was like the game of clue though it was like, it was like the game of Clue, though. It was like, somebody did it in the fucking, you know, in a mop closet with a bad server. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know, you know. Yeah.

It was also like, I was, at the time when they made the calls, I was on set shooting something in Oklahoma. It was like, it really just, the timing was really weird. And it's like, whenever somebody's like, you know, accused me of something I didn't do, right? It feels like traumatic almost, right? Because it's like the way they were talking, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, they were like, I don't know, bully is the wrong word. But they were just really adamant about it. And they had a lot of feelings behind it. Well, they believed it.

I don't think they believed it. I think they kind of maybe still do. I don't know. Well, I don't think they was making it up. You think they still believe it? I don't know. Well, I don't think they was making it up. You think they still believe it? I don't know. Ooh. They still believe it was Bobby Lee.

And Theo Vaughn works with these niggas, so he would know. I might have clicked the video the second it was uploaded and bitched adamantly, my bad. But, it feels like they're still believing it's Bobby Lee. Are they insane? I don't know. I feel like they still believe it. Bernie and I haven't really spoken about it much.

Yeah, I try not to talk about it either. But I don't know. But I thought the whole thing was just... I mean, it was... But it was interesting, too. It's all... It's all, like... The world is just...

It's all this... It's all this crazy... Just drama. This play. And we're just taking different paths. Alright, we gotta replay this. We got a subruder of illness one time

over, but even these niggas, even Theo's like, I don't know. First of all, Brendan Schaub doesn't believe that. Brendan Schaub's just a bitch. doesn't believe that. Brendan Schaub's just a bitch.

Can't take responsibility. Can't handle the fact he's being made fun of. He pretends to be dumber than he is. If Dio's a puss, he knows which way the wind's blowing does he yeah dude that shit with Brendan that was fucking crazy that was like the worst game of clue I'd ever seen in the world when you guys did that

it's like he had like these the files and the you guys had like missing people there was some guy beating kids on Reddit. By the way, according to Brendan Schaub, weren't the feds looking into me?

Didn't Brendan Schaub claim that? That the feds are looking into me? Apparently the feds are looking into me. Feds, CIA, the NSA. According to Brendan Schaub. But the question then becomes, Theo, why are you still doing a show with this loser? Am I a fed?

Maybe. Maybe. Where was I January 6th? Ask yourself that. Where was I January 6th? Ask yourself that. Dude, I can't even get into my Reddit. How do you beat kids up? Yeah. That was the fucking...

The whole thing was unbelievable. The whole thing was unbelievable and I was just like, you know, I don't want this shit to be fucking happening. But it was ret like, you know, I don't want this shit to be fucking happening. But it was retarded. I know. It was pretty retarded, yeah. The things they were saying was like, I wouldn't even.

No, don't say the thing was retarded. Say Brendan Schaub was retarded. Bobby didn't do any of this. So it's not the thing was retarded Theo Brendan Schaub is retarded and for accusing him of that and his files

and of course what happened to those 300 pages we never saw them or anything of course I think I'm offended especially after the last night. I was a Navy

narc? See, I was depressed. Was I? I didn't even know what the fuck they were talking about. I was like, what, Reddit? And what's going on? And they got the, you're the one. I'm the, what, Reddit? And what's going on? You know what I mean? And they kept, you're the one. I'm the one what? I mean, I don't have a computer.

And then it's like, I remember like, here's the funny thing, Brendan doesn't own a computer. I know, I know. He doesn't own a computer. He doesn't. Rest of all most. Although Bobby Lee wasn't the one enough. I don't, you have cell phones,

which are basically computers. So enough of, we don't own computer. You don't need to do this. I have a computer. I use it to live stream, but to make my videos, I don't,

you don't need a computer to do it, but it wasn't Bobby Lee or anything. Enough. They don't have a computer to do it. But it wasn't Bobby Lee or anything. They don't have a computer. They have phones, though. You can do the same exact thing. In fact, one could argue it's easier on a phone than on a computer, but that's beyond my point. Remember D'Lea calling me and going,

D'Lea goes, you don't own a computer. So D'Lea called you and was like, Brendan Schaub's retarded. Let me do a show with him. Because Brendan Schaub has to pay these people to be his friend and to do shows with him. Chris D'Elia's podcast, bigger than Schaub's. Theo Vaughn's podcast, bigger than Schaub's.

They do a podcast with Schobbs that isn't successful. Why? Is it all because of Rogan? What weird shit could she have done to Brendan Shobbs? I go, I know. Right? He doesn't know that? He thinks I'm a man.

I don't even know how to log into anything. You know what I mean? Anyway. You know what I mean? And I saw him. I've seen him a couple times, and I've been very cordial. You know what I mean? Hopefully, we can do this. You know what I mean? And get back. He went on their show and accused them of running the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. What are you talking about, Theo? He doesn't have animosity.

What are you... This is shit that people say. What are they talking about? He's suing me. Like I've said with all these niggas and like, I blame Andrew Schultz for the Gringo Poppy

because he had to approve of it before Brendan put it out. You are enabling him so much. That I'm now blaming you. I'm like fucking Arlie Ermey. And fucking Full Metal Jacket. Brendan Schaub is pile. And Theo

and D'Elia and Callan get arrested at a boot camp troop. Whenever he fucks up, I'm not blaming him. I'm blaming you. Because you're allowing this to happen. And it's fucking bizarre to me. You call up, they have this huge fight.

You call up Bobby Lee. Yeah, we don't know what the fuck he's talking about. We're going to do a show with him tomorrow, though, and keep, you know, cashing his dad's checks. But fuck this guy. We really don't like him. We support you, but we're still going to do shows with him. What is that? Animosity

towards anybody. Yeah, yeah. Which is crazy to think that he came from a fighting world where they had that so much animosity towards anybody yeah yeah um which is crazy to think that he came from a fighting world where they had that so much animosity that's something that's always interesting about him but um he's one of the hardest workers that i know but that whole thing was just fucking absolutely retarded i'm like is everybody retarded and now it's like it's like it was like the game of clue though it was like somebody did it in a fucking yeah yeah in a mop closet now even right there when he said is everybody no it wasn't everybody it was just him

in that situation Bobby and Kalilah weren't retarded this retard was accusing them of starting the fighter and the kid subreddit you know Bobby Lee who asked to you know

do a bigger podcast and movie roles and shit had time to start the fight during the kids subreddit but then he went and did a show with him I don't know the bills these people have to pay, but the shit you gotta do

and the people you gotta hang out with still, in order to pay those bills, must be amazing. And I can never fucking do it. Half of Brendan Schaub's show shouldn't be calling the nigga he's beefing with saying, we ride with you,

but we're still gonna do the show with the nigga shitting on you and accusing you of this. What is that? V-O-D-K-A. AJ Bones called show I know it's called show business

but my god it's so and that's more LA shit and none of these niggas are like the most successful one It's so... And that's more LA shit. And none of these niggas are... Like, the most successful one is Whitney Cummings. Shockingly enough.

Whitney Cummings has so much fucking money, I don't even know why she does a podcast or stand-up. Or even a social... Like, Whitney Cummings was on Legion of Skanks. Like, I should hit up Lewis the next time he goes on Xbox, which hasn't been for a while, but I should hit up him and say, do you know who the fuck you had on your show? You had Whitney Cummings. You know Two Broke Girls is her show, right? You know how many millions they got her to do to New Roseanne? Like, you know how much millions in influence, in actual show, not podcasting, in TV show money that bitch has. These

niggas are on a much lower tier and shit, but I should do stand-up. No, I shouldn't. I put donate so the chatbot drops the link. It's a command.

Server. Server. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know. It was also like I was at the time when they made the calls, I was on set shooting something. The timing was really weird.

And it's like whenever somebody somebody's like, you know, accused me of something I didn't do, right? It feels like traumatic almost, right? Because it's like, the way they were talking, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, they were like, you know, bully's the wrong word, but they were just really

adamant about it, and they had a lot of feelings behind it. It wasn't bullying. It was just threatening. We'll get Joe Rogan after you. This is literally what they said. Where Brian Callen said, we're going to get Rogan and we're going to end your career.

As if Rogan has power over Bobby Lee's career somehow, which he doesn't. Yeah. Gunworm is right. The last thing we need is more stand-up comedy. The last thing we need is more stand-up comedy. I wish we would have more comedy movies. I think these kind have more comedy movies.

Well, they were making it up, but... And they still believe Bobby Lee started the fighter in a kid's subreddit. I try not to talk about it either. But I don't know. But I thought the whole thing was just holy. I mean, it was, but it was interesting too.

It's all, it's all like, the world is just, it's all this, it's all this crazy just drama, this play. But yeah, that was that thing. Like I said, I was gonna drop that video today,

but for some reason they wouldn't let me do comments on that last video. I'm gonna do a video on that tomorrow on the channel. I gotta check out this Kumi is shitting on Stuttering John thing. I haven't seen this yet. Kumi had Bobo and Stalker Patty. A lot of Opie shit going on. But I want to pick it up where the Stuttering John thing happened. And I need to grab another beer and a shot.

Fucking Bobo. You know Bobo has a sister right and you know I'll get into the Kumia and Bobo's sister and the underage girls and why she flies I'll get into it as the clip please but

yeah I gotta grab another beer and shop I'm just guessing the guy was Italian how early every day did you see him? Did you ever see him, like, write it about sunrise? No, I would see him sometimes. Well, he looked like he was retired. But I would see him sometimes when I'm walking my dog. Afternoon?

Because he was walking his dog at the same time. What kind of dog did he have? He had a dachshund. Oh, a dachshund. I thought it was a pit bull. But was he a black man? I don't think he was. He wasn't black.

He sounded and looked Italian. Sicilian? Because, you know, the Moors did so much fucking of Sicilian women. My God, Bobo, are you a joy. I can't even tell you. Yeah, the Opie, someone wanted to bring up Opie here. Chris, what's up? How you doing, Anthony?

Two things. One, I have to dispute what that guy Joe from Jersey said. He sounded like a confused gentleman. He couldn't even figure out he was in his 30s. You ought to remind him of that. Yeah, in your 30s. He's like, no, no, 35. And two, he was wrong.

He said, Opie can't get a spot. I seen him this morning. He got a great spot on the Upper West Side after Alternate Side of the Street parking ended when his live stream was done with 10 people. So where Bobo's getting a spot in a comedy club, Opie's getting spots on Alternate Side Wednesdays where he can move his car and not have to pay a fee.

Okay, that makes sense. So he is getting spots. You smartass. That's pretty good. Thank you, my friend. Oh, poor Opie. I hear he's not doing that, though. He spends his summers out in the Hamptons. So he does his

show out in the Hamptons. But yeah, he his show out in the Hamptons but yeah he says you know crazy people and he goes oh I was the crazy one oh oh uh you know Jimmy between Jimmy and Anthony and himself uh people thinking he was the crazy one is insane because we're crazy because we're we've continued working in the business that we were all in. I literally have, aside from maybe two people, everyone I've known from the first radio gig I got with Opie until now, I'm still at least in contact, if not good friends with. Opie decided he needed to blow out everyone and get new friends oh the other thing he said was

uh he thinks about it sometimes like what his life would be like if he didn't have to be around such crazy people for his whole life because of his career because now he just has stable nice good friends and he's like oh you know if i only knew the cool he goes if i only knew the cool people i could have done a show with and been around and i'm like what first of all they seem to die that's a terrible thing but what like the opie radio show you know those weren't weird people, but I don't think the show was really dynamite. I don't think it was taken off. It was replaced by Jimmy and Sam just because you wanted to take an extended vacation. Look, I'm talking about him again.

Jesus fucking Christ, he gets me talking about him every time. And then he does something else. Everything he does has to be about me and him and Jimmy, or else it doesn't get views. We've seen it. It's literally, you could fact check this. Every one of his videos that doesn't include us or the ONA show in some way gets 300 views. Maybe some of them, if they're kind of interesting,

might get 1,000. But the ones about us, he gets about 3,000, three thousand five thousand sometimes but uh truth is he knows this it's his only income right now is some type of uh i don't know social alternative media youtube things like that And views The super jets So who knows Who the fuck knows But I don't know what he's doing I just don't know what he's doing But me and Jimmy are the crazy ones You know, working

You know Doing something Continuing what we had a passion for and doing it and earning a living off of it wow mental fuck are we crazy uh stuttering john too i have to thank of course carl and who are these podcasts uh they already hit on this. And it was funny as fuck, but it's one of these things, like, I usually don't do the same thing they do.

If they hit on something about Stuttering John, I might kind of talk about it, and I'll always address that Carl and Who Are These Podcasts brought it out there. But I have to talk about what Stuttering John is doing because I believe it's criminal. I really believe it's criminal. He's put out a GoFundMe of sorts

for what he calls a beloved chat member. What is that? I don't even know what that is. A beloved... By the way, sorry if you're watching this. I had some technical difficulties ordering some shit. I'm rewinding a little bit because I missed all this. Sorry.

If you don't like it, go fuck yourself. Smartass. It's pretty good. Thank you, my friend oh poor obi i hear he's not doing that though he spends his summers out in um in the hamptons so he does his summers in the show out in the hamptons but yeah he says you know crazy people he goes oh i was the crazy one oh oh uh you know jimmy between jimmy and anthony and himself uh people thinking he was the crazy one is insane because we're crazy because we're we've continued working in the business that we were all in i literally have um aside from maybe two people, everyone I've known from...

You don't work in radio anymore. The first radio gig I got with Opie until now, I'm still at least in contact, if not good friends with. Opie decided he needed to blow out everyone and get new friends. Oh the other thing he said was he thinks about it sometimes like What his life would be like if he didn't have to be around? Such crazy people for his whole life because of his career because now he just has stable nice good friends He's like, oh You know if I only knew the cool he goes she cooks. I just want to order food. Taco Bell is closed. But I got KFC.

But Grubhub changed their site things. It was hard to navigate. I don't like change. I could have done a show with and been around. And I'm like, what? First of all, I hate change so much. I can't tell you the last time I even held a coin. Seemed to die. That's a terrible thing.

But what? Like the Opie radio show? You know. Those weren't weird people. Or, you know. But I don't think the show was really dynamite. I think it was taken off. Replaced by Jimmy and Sam.

Just because you wanted to take an extended vacation. Look, I'm talking about him again. Jesus fucking Christ, he gets me talking about him every time. And then he does something else. Everything he does has to be about me and him and Jimmy, or else it doesn't get views. We've seen it. It's literally, you could fact check this.

Every one of his videos that doesn't include us or the ona show in some way gets 300 views maybe some of them if they're kind of interesting might get a thousand but uh the ones about us he gets about three thousand five thousand sometimes but uh truth is he knows this his only income right now is some type of, I don't know, social alternative media, YouTube, things like that, and views. The super jets.

So who knows? Who the fuck knows? But I don't know what he's doing. I just don't know what he's doing. But me and Jimmy are the crazy ones. You know, working. You know, doing something. Continuing what we had a passion for.

And doing it. And earning a living off of it. Wow. Mental. Fuck, are we crazy. Stuttering John, too. a living off of it wow mental fuck are we crazy uh stuttering john too i have to thank of course carl and who are these podcasts uh they already hit on this and it was funny as fuck but it's one of these things like i usually don't don't do the same thing they do. If they hit on something about Stuttering John, I might kind of talk about it. And I'll always address that Carl and who are these podcasts brought it out there. But I have to talk about what Stuttering John is doing because I believe it's criminal.

I really believe it's criminal. Stuttering John is a Puerto R rican it might be criminal put out um a go fund me of sorts for what he calls a a beloved chat member i don't even know what that is. A beloved chat member of the Stuttering John show. A loved one of that beloved person is undergoing chemotherapy. God bless. Thoughts and praise. So John, in his selflessness, has taken it upon himself to collect donations to pay for the chemotherapy for the beloved chat person's loved one. But it's under his own name.

I can't. We know John. but it's under his own name. I can't. We know John. Look at this. Here's not only... I know the nigga's got roaches in his apartment, but stuttering John is starting to look like a cockroach. God damn. A lower third,

but the crawl goes the whole fucking show. So he's got a lower third, which pops up, and a crawl, which just scrolls on the bottom, like CNN or Fox News. One of our beloved chatters, loved one, his grammar is fucking impeccable. Impeccable, fuck it,

is going through expensive chemo treatments. They remain anonymous. Unknown. Any PayPal donations will go to help pay for the chemo. PayPal.me slash John Melendez, Inc. Can you believe

this motherfucker? I submit to you, no. No, you can't believe him. This is a scam. I him. This is a scam. I am believing this is a scam. Yeah, E-Rock, please. It is very illegal what he's doing. Of course it is.

Because you check by federal and you got to check by state for things like this. It has to go through a third party for non-profit solicitations. That's why people do a GoFundMe or some other... Oh, I'm not allowed to help a cancer patient? Yeah. That's how he would be. He'd be the victim. Oh, I try to help, and you kick a man when he's...

You cut your own check. That's how you help. Right. You don't solicit funds to your own private PayPal. To your own PayPal. That's very illegal. By the way, I would love to see also how he would account for it, how he would know that some of these are for that

and others are just because John rules. Like all the shit. It is so fucked up. Like you said, illegal. And just it's not immoral. Kind of immoral, I guess. So is Kumi technically snitching right now? Unethical.

And this is a thing that doesn't have to look. It's a podcast. You don't have to make sure you're being ethical on a fucking podcast. But as a human fucking being, this is so sleazy and skeevy. First of all, I find it very hard to believe that

a chat guy, a beloved chat guy got in touch with John to say a loved one of that person, not even me, a loved one of that, but not even me. A loved one of that person is getting chemo and, and didn't say, please set something up.

I need money. I got also, what is that money going to do? Stuttering John's PayPal. What are you going to do? Here you go. All right. How much is that?

Chemo is with, it's not like buying a drink at a bar. What are you going to do? Here you go. All right, how much is that chemo? It's not like buying a drink at a bar. This is stuff that insurance usually takes care of. If you don't have insurance, they still take care of it. They don't let people die just like that. It's not going to be the best treatment. There might be waiting periods, but it's not something that you would and if you're paying a subscription to see Stuttering John

perhaps you would better use that money to pay insurance premiums for sick people in your family but John insists it's a beloved chatter's loved one getting chemo and it's very expensive so please send the money to stuttering john how fucking low can you go doesn't even say like in the memo put for chemo

no no so how would he differentiate how what donations are for what? You don't because you don't. You don't because it's John's money. John has to come up with new and interesting ways of fleecing people into sending him money because the idea of him just doing a show and people enjoying it enough to pay for it is, it ain't going to happen. It just ain't going to, ain't going to happen. We will get to Will Noonan in moments.

So you stay right there because I got to tell you about prepare with Compound Media. The shits hit the fan. So when farmers don't plant months later, you sending cock pics to Compound Media. I want to back a little bit more because there was more Opie shitting on that I wanted to check out. Bobo and Stalker Patty. Still with the kumi in them.

Sure, I'm not racist, but if someone accuses me of racism, they say, what are you talking about? Daniel's not racist. Now, the Bob's sister thing some of you might not know about kumia this retard on the couch bobo has a sister a younger sister who kumia used to have her and her friends i don't know if she was I think she was over at the Mickey Mansion and they were underage and oh one might have got fingered or

fucked in the hot tub. But now Bobo's sister who doesn't have a job of any kind flies the world on airplanes paid for by Comia

as he pays the silence of this victim girl and pays her lifestyle and shit like that oh it's true it's damn true go smash everyone's younger sister will you weirdo but yeah

so Bobo's sister if you ever follow her online she's always flying somewhere and doing something on Kumi's dollar. And she's always been. That's why he keeps Bobo around. Allegedly. Thank you.

What the devil may see. Allegedly. No, it's not allegedly. Nigga, that's what happened. Allegedly. Yeah, nigga. No, she's not retarded. You have to remember, Bobo is like half Spanish.

And so is his sister. And when Bobo was first on the ONA show, he'd have Bobo over at his house, and his sister and her friends, is she hot? Eh, she's the kumi, she's got the,

her and her friends too, like I said, I forget if it was her specifically or her friends it was probably all of them but uh there was a hot tub incident and uh she got paid off just like Sue Lightning

got paid off there's a reason why Sue Lightning isn't trying to be a thing a trans gamer thing who drops all the time. Kumi is paying that lifestyle off, too. She kind of looks like Ariana Grande, Bobo's sister. I mean, she's half Spanish, but she looks white. Like, Ariana Grande doesn't look Spanish.

He has a hot tub time machine? Do I got proof? Oh, you gotta be so into the ONA world to even know what the fuck I'm talking about. You gotta have been in it. And been in it to even know what I'm... You have to have been in it at the time to even know what I'm talking about. Like, do I have proof? There's plenty of proof.

But, this was ONA's subreddit days. Yeah, exactly, D-Man. He typed it the second I said it nigga you had to have been there at the time to know what it was so

and that's what it was I'm just saying so you take your proof from one another man has said wow you're a genius wow you're a retard and of course your name is Spanish

but you know there were pictures and stuff like that like I said you had to have been in the know back in the day as it happened duh

but I want to see him shit on an opium UPS employs a lot of people of different races. That's right. Isn't that The Brown? They would call it The Brown, right? That was an old ad campaign. An old ad campaign before I ever

worked there, but there's a lot of swell people. Some of the people I work with love the show, by the way. Oh, that's nice to know. Yeah, there's people, there's like a guy two trucks down from the truck unloading. He loves

the show. And we've even goofed around with Chip Chipperson impressions. The fucking comedy guru at the workplace. I remember being that guy. It's a lot of fun. How long you been there now?

And I've been there since 2016. Now, how can high-pitched Eric make money on Cameo, but Bobo has to load trucks? Kind of sad. I'm not even talking about Brendan Schaub. This dude said get off his nuts. He's suing me. Tell him to get off my nuts.

Yes, it's called Twitch. Unique ENT on Twitch. My live streams stay up on there. it also says you hit your kids okay I'm gonna say they're right about everything they said I said you have to be in to know about what happened I didn't say reddit said, so I made it true, nigga. I believe you've been cheated. I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and I am in a goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

I'd be watching you. Team. 2016. God bless. I can tell you that job, some things can just scare me getting an injury. I see there's a thing that says days without an injury.

Right. They usually have that sign at places where people work. Days without an injury. What's it up to? I never even look at the clock, because I look at the counter, because I don't... See, he should be the guy that goes, 633. 633 and a half.

I'm just trying to get through another day without getting injured myself. You, he's... Ha ha ha ha ha! What about self-centered Rain Man? It's like, how many? I don't know. I'm just trying to get through life here.

Like, he's a narcissist, Rain Man. What number is that? It doesn't concern me. I love it. All I go by is if I heard some... What do you mean hide their face? Some people. Are you talking about me?

I'm showing my face plenty of times. You can go right on my Facebook and group and look at my face. I have a question. Why do you want to look at people's faces, you fucking faggot? Especially in other dudes. Are you a homo?

What do you care? I don't... I never claimed to live in my... I live in Rhode Island. I said, go on my Facebook and look in my face, you weirdo homo. And get ready for work, by the way.

You gotta clock in, work, get your little check. If someone had to have surgery, then I know. Oh. Yeah, the things reset. Because of an accident. Well, that job, things can happen on that job. Here's what I'm going to say.

Probably the biggest accident that happens, loading trucks at UPS Broken foot Do you know, Bubba? I've heard something like that happen I heard one person had to go to a hospital for joint diseases Because of something that happened to his arm Joint disease?

You don't get that from That kind of has to be a progressive thing I'm talking about You're lifting up a fucking compressive For a refrigerator And you drop it on your foot That seems to be a work related injury Yeah that's a work related thing

I think one of the oddest items I've loaded into there An entire car door An entire car door? Yeah like it must have been must have been i would assume there's a car without a door waiting for that was it everything the inner panel the window there was there was like packaging it was like a box or whatever cardboard over it you never even saw it it was the shape of a car door that I knew it was a car door. It would have been cocaine shaped like a car door.

You're transporting drugs. There was one time in the holidays, I'm guessing that a lot of people liked wine because I may have loaded a couple of wine fridges. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You ever know what's in the package and go, take a sip of this. I could drink a little of this wine. Who's going to notice?

Unfortunately, I couldn't. I'll get caught. There's cameras all over the place now. Cameras. Probably because I heard literally someone who lives in my neighborhood used to work at that same UPS. If there's a stand-up comedian named Def Noodles, he should be the worst one, if that's his name. He told me when he worked there,

they used to steal everything that was... It was fucking 1992. Yo, I'm mad Def. I'm the stupidest nigga out here. He's using Def like Def Jam. Sent from Hope Shopping Channel. Def Jam was always a black label, by the way. What could be stealing and no one would notice. So you know that's probably why they have all those security procedures.

Now, why I have to go through TSA security, entering and exiting the building. Bobo, can I ask you, the guy that was stealing? Yeah. Can you give me a few details about the guy? I don't know, because the guy passed away. He used to live like a couple of houses by my house. Okay, let me put it this way. Was he shot?

He had to use a cane now. He was using a cane the last couple of years. A cane? Do you have a headlight on it? No, was he... Let me put it this way. Would he need sunscreen? Would sunscreen be something he stole?

I don't remember with sunscreen. It was like a tan-ish... It was like a tan-ish, like Italian tannish kind of skin. Can I try? Please do. Did he have a father? I don't even know anything about his parents. I'm hot dogging this, dude.

Did he like going to the pool? Was he a good swimmer? Yes. I'm sure he probably did When he went on vacation Vacation? I'm just guessing The guy was Italian How early every day

Did you see him? Did you ever see him Like write it about sunrise? No I would see him sometimes Well he looked like He was retired But I would see him sometimes When I'm walking my dog

Afternoon? Because he was walking His dog at the same time. What kind of dog did he have? He had a dachshund. Oh, a dachshund. I thought it was a pit bull. He had a lot of hot dogs. Oh, but was he a black man?

I don't think he was. He wasn't black. He sounded and looked Italian. Sicilian? Because, you know, the Moors did so much fucking of Sicilian women. You know you're part eggplant, right? My God, Bobo, are you a joy. I can't even tell you.

Yeah, the Opie thing. Someone wanted to bring up Opie here. Chris, what's up? How you doing, Anthony? Two things. One, I have to dispute what that guy Joe from Jersey said. He sounded like a confused gentleman. He couldn't even figure out he was in his 30s you had a reminder yeah yeah in your 30s it's like no no 35

and and two he was wrong he said Opie can't get a spot I seen him this morning he got a great spot on the Upper West Side after alternate side of the street parking ended his live stream was done with 10 people so where Bobo's getting a spot in a comedy club, Opie's getting spots on alternate side Wednesdays where he can move his car and not have to pay a fee. Okay, that makes sense. So he is getting spots. You have a smart ass.

It's pretty good. Thank you, my friend. Oh, poor Opie. I hear he's not doing that, though. He spends his summers out in the Hamptons. So he does his show out in the Hamptons. But yeah, he says, you know, crazy people. And he goes, oh, I was the...

Yeah, we've seen this. But, uh... Yeah. we've seen this but uh yeah you missed the first part of the stream where I talked about I don't know why YouTube turned off comments on that video to master brought up an interesting theory because there was a kid they were talking about in the video i don't know if i'm buying that but um i would never do that it kills it in the algorithm that's why that video has like no views right now I don't know why I dropped the video said no comments

on so I went to my studio it said disable comments I never picked it then I went allow comments hit save someone left a comment I couldn't reply to the comment

because they were like oh it said you couldn't leave comments and then it went out. I've gone to that video five times and put allow comments and hit save. It won't do it. I don't know why.

That's why I have to wait tomorrow to do the Theo Vaughn video I really wanted to do. I'm always a glitch to Master's Theory. Might be right though but my god yeah and at the end of the video I ask you to comment that's the point so it's fucking weird

I don't I have to two master like I don't I have to like I don't believe it but the only plausible thing I can think of I think it might just be a glitch but

that's the only plausible thing I've heard cause there's no other reason why I literally manually put on allow comments, hit save four times and it still won't fucking do it. So that's the only plausible explanation. Still not quite buying it, but he might be right. No, you're retarded. You're a joke?

I don't tell jokes, faggot. Ew. Who tells jokes? Do you sit around all day telling jokes what are you my daughter hey daddy I got a knock knock joke for you

ever heard an 8 year old's knock knock joke it's probably better than your joke who tells jokes we talked about that at the beginning of the stream Who tells jokes? We talked about that at the beginning of the stream. Try to keep up. I ran out of methadone. Now I never took money to read people's jokes What? You're gonna pop your toes jokes

I think the worst thing about Brendan Schaub's stand-up by the way That the people he learned stand-up from were literally the worst people at stand-up, like Callan and D'Elia. I see his shit on Instagram. This nigga prances around like a fairy and goes, tries doing a hideaway. I didn't know that. And like, you're prancing around like a fag and you think that's funny it's not and he's actually telling

jokes the way I see stand up working is um you tell a story and we've not necessarily jokes but funny points

within the story at stand-up, the way I see it. But, um, the niggas prance around on stage like a fag like Callan. Like, no, my nigga.

It doesn't work that way. It never worked for Callan that way. Callan got acting jobs. He never made it through stand-up. Nor did Delia or anything. They call him Sam Triples? A punchline should be at the end. You've been slacking Will Smith after you slapped Chris Rock?

Still humping Rogan. You wanna see my skin? Nigga, what? Where you at? right here by the way the niggas who shit on him we watched played and shit on Luis J Gomez's god awful special 2 live

and I'm friends with Luis J Gomez and oof special too live. And I'm friends with Luis G. Gomez. And oof. Remember we did that live. That was a big oof. None of them are gonna stand up. By the way, nor should they be.

Why does everyone want to be a stand-up comedian? Back in the day, you had to be a stand-up comedian to get in the day, you had to be a stand-up comedian, to get on a show, so like, I give a pass to Callan and Rogan, and all those old school niggas, that's the only way you could make it,

but all these new niggas are podcast niggas, but they're still, we want to be stand-up comedians, I get it, if you want to get pussy on the road and shit, but you're not, you don't have the skill to do stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy is Stand-up comedy is

a skill. It doesn't mean if you're a funny guy and funny on a podcast or a radio show, doesn't mean you're good at stand-up. The best people at stand-up are terrible on radio and podcasting.

Dave Chappelle's the GOAT, right? He has a podcast. Have you heard anything from it? No. The quote-unquote GOAT of stand-up comedy does a podcast in Dave Chappelle. Have you heard one viral clip from Dave Chappelle's podcast? No. Dave Chappelle isn't a funny guy. Dave Chappelle's been on Rogan.

Do you remember any of it? No. He's great at stand-up. Not just being in a room and being funny. Same thing with Artie Lang, Jim Norton. That's why they worked better as third mics than stand-ups. Now, you do what you do to make money.

There's a shitload of money to be made. So I'll never hate on that, and that's why they did it. Like I said, if Luis J. Gomez just wants to make money selling tickets and a pussy thing, I get it, do it, but you're not good at it in any way, shape, or form. Don't make me get blasphemous. the best I ever seen do it was Patrice but even him

at stand up was in no way level of a rock or Williams or Chappelle or anything he was better than all the rest well Brock or Williams or Chappelle or anything. He was better than all the rest. Well, no, he wasn't as good as Bill Burr, who can do both too.

Although, yeah, Bill Burr can do both. So Patrice wasn't as good as Burr is doing. So Burr was probably the best at doing well. But, um... They... But those niggas came in a time where you had to do... And this time you don't have to do stand-up. But I get it if you want the extra money and shit. But, um...

Patrice's stand up sucked no it didn't suck although if you just saw him a lot of crowd work I like this special elephant in the room trust me it was good but you'd much rather listen to Patrice on the radio

or doing a podcast than doing stand-up. Which, like, don't make me bring up Anthony Jeselnik. One of the most successful stand-ups, his podcast, he's not a funny guy, but he knows how to do stand-up. Like I said stand up is a skill

you can be not funny at all but succeed at doing stand up it's not hard to make the masses of nobody's group together laugh to make the masses of nobody's group together laugh. That's why there's you never heard

hack only exist within stand-up. It doesn't work in podcasting. You know, you never heard anyone say someone said a hack podcast they just talk about shit

everyone wants to listen to. No. What is this in stand-up? They talk about easy, funny shit that everyone will laugh at. Well, yeah. Duh.

Eric Gurney's a black Jew? Is he at a wedding? I saw that for a second but uh yeah no one donated I got to go peace stay black and all that shit bye stay black and all that shit bye Outro Music