The Yewneek Pod - Not all Standup comedy stinnks? Redbar live reaction.

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

Amy shamu stinks. Chris DeStefano standup set analysis. Plus a new intro song and sharktank isn't isn't show that stinnks. Plus schaub still is an unfunny fay*geths! ...

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 My big homie B Streets Ladies and gentlemen What you about to witness is my thoughts Just my thoughts man Right or wrong Just what I was feeling at the time You ever felt like this You vibe with me my thoughts right or wrong just what I was feeling at the time It's like bringing a knife to a gun fight, pen to a staff Your chest in a line of fire with your thin ass vest You bringing them boys to bed, them boys go wet
Starting point is 00:00:50 This is Roman B.I. guess you wrote in the triage, B.I.G. We chain long enough, Dunny, your beats ain't strong enough, fucker Rockefeller is the army, better yet the Navy Niggas will kidnap your baby, spit at your lady We bring knife to fist fights, kill your drama We at your lady we bring tonight the fist fight kill your drama We kill your motherfucking ants with a sledgehammer Don't let me do it to your sonny cuz I hope you do it so you won't confuse it with just rap music Oh, we running this rap shit and easy we running this rap shit broad street bully
Starting point is 00:01:20 We running this rap shit get dipped up in plastic when it happens That's it, freak, wait We running this rap shit Always fucks, we running this rap shit Chris Beneath, we running this rap shit I own them back, niggas I don't care if you're Marv Neve, my whole trickery rules You know the fuck, I got money stacks bigger than you When I was pushing weight, back in 88 You was the ballerina, I got the pictures, I seen you Then you dropped your ones, switchin' demeanor Well, we don't believe you, you need more people
Starting point is 00:01:51 Rockefeller, tourists of the game, be shafted with classes Nobody to read you dooms like we do Don't let them gas you like jigger his ass and won't clap you Trust me on this one, I'll detach you Mind from spirit, body from soul They have to hold it mad, put your body in a hole No, you're not on my level, get your brakes tweaked I sold what your whole album sold in my first week You guys don't want it with hoes X9's, they don't want it with hoes
Starting point is 00:02:17 No! R.O.C. be runnin' this rap shit Be single, be runnin' this rap shit M.E.Z. be runnin' this rap shit To tip it be running this rap shit M-Eazy, be running this rap shit Just zip up in plastic when it happens, that's it Oldest Park, be running this rap shit Freeway, be running this rap shit Chris Kenean, be running this rap shit Walk with a nigga, fly with a nigga
Starting point is 00:02:39 I know you're missing out, sir But along with celebrity comes bout 70 Shout out to your frame frame nigga, you are Used a fag model for car canine, Esco ass Went from nasty Nas to Esco's trash Had a spark when you started but now you just garbage Fell from top ten to not mention at all To your bodyguard, Gigi Wiley's verse better than yours Matter fact you had your workflow on a whole fuckin song But I know, the sun don't shine, the sun
Starting point is 00:03:06 don't shine That's why your career's come to an end It's only so long, big thugs can pretend Nigga, you ain't live it, you witnessed it from your folks pad You scribbled in your notepad and created your life I showed you your first tech, on tour with Art Professor Then I heard your album, bought your tech on addresses So yeah, I'm saying with your boy, you was using it wrong You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song And you ain't get a coin, n***a, you was getting f***ed then
Starting point is 00:03:31 I know who I paid, dawg, search like publishing Use your... You said you been in this ten, I been in this five Smart enough now I'm f***ing poor I love you. If you can name it, there's a guy who's fucked it. Oh, yeah. Blenders. Guys that fuck blenders. Guy fucking a snake.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Yeah, I know, right? Guy who fuck tables. The snake pussy. Chairs. He's got a big anaconda. There was a problem there. Fix it. Fix it.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Okay, I'm sorry I even said it. I'm sorry i even said it i'm sorry i've said it What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream live link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's popping?
Starting point is 00:05:19 How was your Sunday? Can I make it to more than an hour and a half this stream? Can I? Will I? 25 to go all night? Will someone have to donate it through Streamlabs? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating
Starting point is 00:05:40 is hitting the Streamlabs link in the chat. What is good? What's up? What did you do on this Sunday? I played a bunch of Fortnite, but mostly I caught up on a bunch of Shark Tank. Watched a bunch of Shark Tank. God, can the NFL get here hell that's why I'm still waiting isn't now the rocks in charge
Starting point is 00:06:10 of the XFL I wouldn't mind the XFL in the summer and shit that would be pretty dope what do I get with the one month gift certificate I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Kyle, you watching Red Bar? Red Bar is not on right now, is he? I don't think so. Trust me, 80 niggas would have told me he was. People are still supporting him. Red Bar is on! Wait, you should have... Nobody told, Redbar is on. Wait, you should have. Nobody told me Redbar was on.
Starting point is 00:06:50 The rock sucks. Hold on a second. I'm kind of fucking shocked no one told me Redbar was on. Hold on, I just got to do something quick. Let's see what Redbar is talking about. Stream snipe him. It's paid for content. we'll see what he's looking like here is he looking like the wolf man right now wrong thing so oh good is this there we go let's enjoy
Starting point is 00:07:58 deafening screams for amy schumer by the way you hear that bass frequency your doc did nothing no dance she's rich i like how she thinks she got her groove back no we just got bored typing how much we hate you we did watch like eight episodes of her new show one day by the way amy sch, another rich kid who got into comedy, her uncle is Chuck Schumer, the guy who runs the Democrats. She has like a sitcom. Like Life and Beth.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Life and Beth. And she's Beth. It's like an A.D. Bryant joint. Like A.D. Bryant directed it. Oh, yes. A.D. Bryant. Can't you see this a new Hulu original life after Beth
Starting point is 00:08:49 directed and all the care and all the paying attention to the ice cream oh yeah I forgot live is shit skips I don't know why it does that now I'm such a fan actually I don't give a fuck about the Amy Schumer thing I'm still gonna shit on Brendan Schaub
Starting point is 00:09:15 what I planned on doing and then we'll check it on Red Bar periodically see if he talks about anyone interesting. Anyone see the video of one world star shop getting into altercation with another comedian this past weekend? No!
Starting point is 00:09:38 The video's on Worldstar? WORLDSTAR, YO! Is it a real video? And if it is, here is a link to my Discord. Put the link in my Discord. By the way, you can join my Discord. And if you hit the voice chat channel,
Starting point is 00:10:01 you can talk to me. Yes, you lowly chat person. Get to talk to moi. He said psych. By the way, you spelled psych wrong. But the Discord thing, that's my Discord. You just noticed it was five? What do you live in?
Starting point is 00:10:30 California, eh? In California? What the child? Oh. We got at least three Shah videos they're gonna play he dropped four i'm not playing the one with his kid though it was just his kid being goofy and i don't care about that but this nigga the career forub is over it's done especially this comedy thing
Starting point is 00:11:09 but my god is he still trying Mexifornia yeah blue goggles green goggles gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit happy Gilmore, great movie
Starting point is 00:11:31 but yeah like today I caught up on Shark Tank cause I haven't checked out Shark Tank in quite a minute cause I just stopped watching regular TV cause I got all the apps and shit. So I've been in a huge Shark Tank fucking loop. Seeing the new pitches I haven't seen.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I was a die hard off the rip Shark Tank fan. I used to watch Shark Tank when I was in jail. My take on Bobby dumping Kalilah. They broke up a while ago. They just made the announcement now for whatever reason. Why he's sticking with this chick is beyond me. Since he literally has all the value. There are honestly,
Starting point is 00:12:33 because you notice I did title some videos I did about them as Bobby Lee's wife. There are rumors they did legally get married years ago. I don't know if it's true or not, but he's acting as if they are married and she's owed 50% shit and stuff like that. So,
Starting point is 00:12:55 I don't know. I don't know. Yes, Red Bar tried and failed live, and it was hysterical because he got himself banned. I was stream sniping Redbar, and he told his whole audience to report me. Then 10 minutes later, his live stream went down. I didn't tell anyone to report him, but it was just funny.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Kalilah's for the suburbs. Exactly. She's for the streets. She's for the streets, but the streets belong to me. Oh, he gave up on that war. He knows. And by the way, after that off night, haven't seen one threat,
Starting point is 00:14:07 he threatens all the YouTube dudes, you gotta do this when you post, you're not allowed to post my clip, he doesn't say shit to me, he knows I'm doing it, and he can't fuck with me, I'll play that nigga right now, if he wasn't just talking about Amy Schumer,
Starting point is 00:14:32 wait till he gets to a more interesting topic we'll check in on red bar but oh you were saying some races I didn't catch the races shit I just remember he was very angry that night. Who's he want? You know, I mean, those people, it's just, it's too much. Like they're very passive aggressive, you know, like very woke. And I was just in there, you know, and they're just looking at you, judging you. And I was in there two weeks ago, two weeks ago. I i was just in there you know and they're just looking at you judging you and i was in there two weeks ago two weeks ago i had to go in there i went to a i went to a coffee shop and you know i didn't know that you still had to wear when we were watching this i turned to joel he's nervous man he is nervous and i'm so sick of people not understanding how easy this works. Everything is in the eyes. Sir, you could trick a police officer in seconds.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Fix your eyes. You know, everything's in the eyes. And without even knowing it, we're all judging just by the eyes. You don't need to look at or hear anything else. Look at someone's eyes. It will tell you everything you need to know. That's why i won't allow you to see much anymore it's not your concern i could look at a pair of eyes and know
Starting point is 00:15:53 is somebody lying is somebody happy is somebody nervous is somebody sad i mean it really is as easy as that there might be a 0.2% of people where this won't work on. And so it's shocking to me that I could see people watch something like this and think this was anything but a disaster. I mean, his eyes tell the whole story. So I'm watching this with Jules and I'm going, oh my God, he's like fucking... And compared to like Christina P and Amy Schumer, he's getting like no laughs. Well, there's that, too, of course.
Starting point is 00:16:30 You know, the dead giveaway. But the eyes tell all. And you can see, too, when the comedian gets no laugh, he goes shitty. And it's a very subtle shift. That's why I say you've got to stare at the eyes. So a comedian will come out, their eyes are fine. They do one joke that doesn't go over all of a sudden. Their eyes are more like this.
Starting point is 00:16:53 They're doing the same routine that they've practiced for 20 years. So maybe to the untrained ear, so you've got to look at the eyes, to the ear it might sound like he's delivering his set fine, but that's only because it's like muscle memory at this point. But if the eyes aren't having fun, then no one is. And that's really all that matters. And this guy's got some burnt out,
Starting point is 00:17:20 pissed off, pissed out, baby, bitch, fucking scared of the world eyes. And you're never going to deliver a good set of comedy when your eyes look like that. You might as well wear two eye patches. You will do a better job than if you show your eyes when they look like this. So we already pick up that he's bombing and then it finally gets verified.
Starting point is 00:17:46 And we welcome you to enjoy this three hour lead up to a very simple bomb. And they're just looking at you, judging you. I need an oldie. And I was in there two weeks ago, two weeks ago. I had to go in there. I went into a I went to a coffee shop and, you know, I didn't know that you still had to wear a mask because i was like all right you know it's present day america and you know the barista's just like did they edit out a giant cheer or laugh there so this is funny because i didn't know we had to wear a mask and
Starting point is 00:18:17 this was kind of a sneak disc see guys like this try to play both sides because they know that you know like probably like 70% of their fans probably think like COVID and masks are gay right and then but the others probably don't so they have to be like really sneaking with them and he just goes so I couldn't believe we were wearing masks because it's it's present day which is like a sneak diss to covid but listen for the edit possibly because he says that line you don't hear a crowd response so i'm thinking maybe netflix clean this up a bit and uh whatever that city i love this country i mean i bleed red white and blue but fucking portland you know i mean those people it's just it's too much like they're very passive aggressive you know like very woke and i was just in there you know and
Starting point is 00:19:10 they're just looking at you judging you and i was in there two weeks ago two weeks ago i had to go in there i went to a went to a coffee shop and you know i didn't know that you still had to wear listen a mask because i was like all right you you know, it's present day America. And, you know, the barista is just like this. Sounded like a little cut there, like they cut out the audience going, whoa, yeah, fuck masks. I don't know, just a little conspiratorial thing. OK, this is the giant bombing, Jules. I think so. Here it comes. She's going like this. Watch this. She just keeps doing this. I was like, I don't know what you're doing. Like, she's just going like that. I was like, I don't know what you're doing. Like, she's just going like that.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I was like, I don't know sign language. I'm sorry. I should be better. I'm a white piece of shit. I know. I'm sorry. I'm not anti-sign. And whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:53 They're in a big theater. And the reason people started filming their specials in big theaters was because if you have 200 people in your room while you're filming your special and only 10% of them laugh it's pitiful right as I'm watching Chris DiStefano who is an Opie guy by the way an Opie guy a loyal Opie guy
Starting point is 00:20:19 I said the best thing that ever happened we lost the show and the wife. Now he has a baby mama and shit. And he's shitting on Chris DeSalfano right now. I might change my stance on hitting stand-up comedy after watching this. I think I realized something.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Wasn't talking and she just kept going like this. I was like, what are you trying to tell me, lady? Just use your words. And then she was like, you need to put on a mask. I was like, oh, okay, you should have just said that. So I was like, okay, and I'm just like, you know, politely. And you see, so the eyes will temporarily re-manage themselves when they get a little laugh.
Starting point is 00:21:06 See, the comedian kind of goes. He rides that wave, right? So the comedian, if he doesn't get a laugh, oh, is he hurt and scared. But when he gets a little laugh, he smiles. But then if that laugh goes away, he's back to being scared. And that's what you're seeing the roller coaster ride these guys go on. Must be wild. And it gets worse.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Putting on a mask. And I was like, I'm sorry. You know, like, I'm from New York. And, you know, we don't have the masks there anymore. And she was like, well, here in Portland, we still take COVID very seriously. I was like, you seem like a fun person. You really do. You just seem like a real ball of laughs.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And then so, you know, I proceed to order my drink. I was like, can I have a small iced coffee black? You know, he says drink the way he says. What's this thing that he says, Jules? Signature drink. Yes. He just said drink, Jules. I'm surprised.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Like signature drink. Now, before we go into this... Look at his face. Didn't somebody else do a coffee black bit? Yes, that's the other thing about comedy. All of these bits are interchangeable. Here's the thing. Now my stance has
Starting point is 00:22:19 changed. Only because I watched, re-watched a bunch of early deaf comedy jim and then so you know i proceed to order my drink i was like um can i have a small ice coffee black she was like excuse me i was like can you not hand me through the mask? I was like, can I have a small iced coffee black? And she was like, do you mean a small iced coffee with no cream?
Starting point is 00:22:55 I was like, isn't that the same as a small iced coffee black? She was like, after what the African-American community has been through these last two years i think you do a better job ordering your coffees i was like i'd rather be beheaded by isis than this is all lies and they're not even that funny of lies have you heard my not funny at all like you're gonna come up with some stupid ass fake story but a real story and like a story you can tell on stage because he had chris de stefano has evolutionized as a comedian and figured out you're gonna do stories but we've joked in and out probably really happened his game is dumb but
Starting point is 00:23:39 to non-paying members you don't save this up for a Netflix appearance. This is what you wrote? So your lie isn't even funny, but it gets worse, right? I think so. I don't know. I can't remember. I can't remember. But it's got to.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Watch. We just hate it. No, no, no. No, trust me. This gets bad because I remember we go in pause when everybody is like groaning. Remember? It's like really bad. They leave him hanging. Well, let's see. Trust me. This gets bad because I remember we go in pause when everybody is like groaning. Remember? It's like really bad. They leave him hanging.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Well, let's see. I honestly can't really remember. We have another code, right? No, this is the only one. Yikes. This better get bad. The last two years, I think you do a better job ordering your coffees. I was like, I'd rather be beheaded by ISIS than have to talk to you for one more second.
Starting point is 00:24:26 So I ripped that mask off. I walked right out of that coffee shop. I walked two blocks down. I went to another coffee shop. I walked right in there and I said, can I have a small iced coffee with no cream? Because I am such a little pussy. But, you know, I don't know. It's what it is.
Starting point is 00:24:42 People are just, you know, everyone's going a little nuts. Everyone's just a little off. You know what I'm saying? They're just a little off lately. Like, I had to put my dog down. Listen, he had lived a good life. 18 years. 18 years, my dog.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Little Larry. Larry was his name. I mean, that was pretty bad. I feel like that was the bad part. Were we really high or something? And we went over this in our heads 800 more times. I was building this up to be. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Well, Chris, you win this one. I think that that's bad enough to show everybody how much you suck. I wish. I wish. In my world. In my perfect world, that is. We're going to end the show we have to and uh and then we'll come back with the ending right away no i'm just kidding we've got a brand new song but i am
Starting point is 00:25:34 gonna take a break we've got a brand new song and i love these i'm so glad that people were they felt that vibe you could cut to me I'm so glad that people remembered the, and this is why I really want to play this, whether the song is good or bad. How great is it when listeners submit songs about our biggest, they don't even really have to be that good. So I really encourage,
Starting point is 00:26:01 and plus there's something so fun about a musical offering that is. I mean, when I get an email and then I start realizing, oh, this isn't your typical email. This is a song. Oh, it's like getting presents. And I hope it feels the same way, too. When we take this break, we're going to play a song. It's by.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Who's it by, Jules? I can't remember these screen names it's screen name hell that's why jake lee the name of one of my ex-boyfriends from high school jake lee we're gonna take a break you're gonna cut to break and then we're gonna play dead end by jake lee it's not that good but it's better than i really I really enjoyed it when I heard it. Listen, it's better than a Simply Safe commercial. Okay? Here it is. Dead End by Jake Lee.
Starting point is 00:26:51 We'll be right back. Jake? Sorry, you gotta continue. Sorry. We'll see you in a sec. Watch your money shop. If you watch instrumental, I don't care. I'll watch Red Bar when it gets back. If he says something interesting. The thing I know about stand-up comedy...
Starting point is 00:27:21 You learn to shut the fuck up and let the clips play? Yeah. But the thing about stand-up comedy, because I shit on stand-up comedy as a whole. And then I forgot, the New York dudes kind of took the L.A. dudes model. Because I heard New York dudes take seven years to get good. Now, stand-up comedy,
Starting point is 00:27:54 you're kind of good right off the rip. Five years the most. All the best at it. It never took them ten years. They were good right off the rip. Good and famous and rich.
Starting point is 00:28:14 One of the rich kids in this day and age, I guess, when podcasts are irrelevant, you could do that. But even back in the day, really, niggas forget, Robin Williams was an extreme rich kid. So back then, it worked about, we've heard this thing, it takes seven years to get a good act.
Starting point is 00:28:37 No, it doesn't. Chappelle, Rock, Dana Carvey, I can name white comedians. They all had impeccable acts two years into doing it. Now, there's a difference between doing stand-up comedy and being a funny person on the radio or podcasting,
Starting point is 00:29:00 what we're used to now. Which I prefer more. I have to change my stance of all stand-up comedy stinks. Because I forgot it's being represented by a bunch of unfunny rich kid fags. Who aren't good at it anyway it varies no not really cause I watched deaf comedy jam
Starting point is 00:29:37 Bernie Mac murdered Eddie Griffin murdered Chris Tucker murdered the cross he murdered the cross but like murdered. Eddie Griffin murdered. Chris Tucker murdered. They crushed. They murdered. They crushed. But like they didn't crush an audience. It was like
Starting point is 00:29:52 Chris Tucker didn't do eight years of stand-up comedy then become. No. In about a year and a half in he was in movies. Same thing with Dave Chappelle. Same thing with Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Did a stand-up for what? Two years, was already on the fucking Tonight Show. Gets hired by a living color. It wasn't Jim Carrey. on the fucking Tonight Show gets hired by a living color. And I... It wasn't... Jim Carrey... By the way, that nigga was really poor and shit.
Starting point is 00:30:32 He didn't have eight... Jim Carrey didn't have eight years to figure out an act. So when they say it takes eight years to get a stand-up comedy, no it doesn't. If you're... How about this? If you're not good at it by year two and you're not making money, you stink.
Starting point is 00:30:52 But we got a bunch of rich kids. We built an audience. And by the way, their families are rich. And that inside thing deals. They got them Hollywood gigs and shit too. That works into it. So, every person wants to do stand-up. You're being lied to.
Starting point is 00:31:19 What it takes to become stand-up. Now, if you're not good at stand-up for two years, quit it. Unless your parents are rich, because you're not going to make it. And that's just my warning, because that's what they're telling young people about these stand-ups. Some nigga right now is doing stand-up comedy for three years and like well Rogan said you're not good until year seven or delirium you're not good to year seven only in year three they've made no money no nigga their parents are rich they're that they their rent paid for and shit. They're allowed to fuck around and do
Starting point is 00:32:08 stand-up. They didn't go to college. They just did stand-up and wait for their parents. Yeah, I'm gonna play AIU. Don't worry. I'm gonna check out that next one he did. The older brother from iCarly. What the fuck is iCarly?
Starting point is 00:32:33 I've heard of the show, but I don't know of it. Including Rogan. But Rogan didn't make it in a classical sense. He was good enough to get on news radio. Then become the host of Fairfactor. And by the way, it didn't take him 10 years to do it. When did Rogan start comedy? Like 1990?
Starting point is 00:33:03 He was on a network show in like 1994. News radio. he was on a network show in like 1994 news radio he didn't do 10 years of stand up and made no money and was like I'll do different so why they give that advice is bizarre to me childhood show that was produced by pedophile Dan Schneider who's Dan Schneider
Starting point is 00:33:33 you know or laugh at his stand up whether you laughed at his stand up or not he did stand up good enough back in the day to get on a network sitcom that was successful. All right, Red Bar's back. It's not true.
Starting point is 00:33:51 I wanted to plug two other people here today. Two other men. We've got the wonderful Sven Stuffels. Big Sven surprise possibly coming very soon. But my oldest friend in the industry, Sven Stuffels, got a glorious show called Sven Streams. It was on, actually, a few hours before Red Bar Day
Starting point is 00:34:13 on this beautiful Sunday. You could get caught up at SvenStuffels.com or maybe SvenStreams.com. Great show. And then the other man I wanted to promote is, you might know him, Salvo Pancakes. Please start watching his shorts.
Starting point is 00:34:33 He's got some of the best H3 shorts on YouTube. He's the only one doing shorts right. You see shorts from the fighter and the kid, and they just take a clip from their show, and they put a bunch of words. His shorts are what shorts should be. They'll give you all the Ethan Klein news that you need. And Keemstar.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Now he's on to Keemstar, too, making fun of Keemstar and his new girl, Brantley. And I love these videos. I wake up in the morning and Salvo always has a new video out about either Ethan or Keemstar and they're 52 seconds tops and you put them on and it's boom boom boom and a nice punch. He really makes me laugh. And it really, it's a great way to get your day
Starting point is 00:35:17 started if you like making fun of Keemstar or Ethan Klein. The Kleins. So those are the two guys that I'll plug today. And then the Scars Club and that's it for the plugs. Can you believe it? One of the shows doing such little
Starting point is 00:35:33 plugs. I wanted to show you Oh no, I wanted to say, my heart goes out to It's not an ad. What isn't an ad? It's a plug. What's not an ad? Oh yeah, they're paying. Some guy was like, ad, ad.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Oh, yeah, they're paying. Oh, yeah, they're paying me such money. Oh, yeah. Have you seen these guys? Have you seen their backdrops? They ain't got no fucking cat. So, um, I want it. My heart goes out to Scott Kahn.
Starting point is 00:36:05 This should have been in light news. Of course, James Kahn died. And this has got me where James Kahn died. And then right after that, that Walnuts guy from the Sopranos with the gray hair, he died. So that means Anthony Comey is only like three fucking guys away from being boss which is very fucking bad you know i said this is a joke in the bring back group but then i thought about it i almost wanted to comment again say this is actually very close to the reality we live in today like kumio really is three guys away from probably killing me. You know, Walnuts might have been the only thing keeping me alive.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Let's be fucking honest. James Condyce, Walnuts says, and then I think about Scott Kahn. Pull up a picture of Scott Kahn. Now, Scott Kahn, you've all seen him. He's been in all of our movies. He's like five foot four. He's the biggest. holio you'll ever see and he played himself on the show entourage remember when scott was one of the agents at ease
Starting point is 00:37:17 little company that he started working at and boy that Scott was bad. And if you're going to, here's my rule, if you're going to be in a show and use your real name, your real first name, you know, they might have changed it. Instead of Scott Conn, it was Scotty Lavin. Remember that? Adieu. I don't care about that. If you're in the show, your name's Scott,
Starting point is 00:37:45 and they've got real cameos from, like, Mark Wahlberg in there, so Mark Wahlberg's himself. They got real cameos from Larry David. Larry David's himself. I have to assume that when Scott Conn is in the show under the name Scott, it's also himself. And I am against this thing where actors think they should play a cameo of them in a funny show, but then be a huge dick, because guess what?
Starting point is 00:38:10 That's how I'm going to look at you in real life forever. So all I need to know about Scott Conn is what I see in an entourage, and I'm judging him by the character he's playing. But no, look at any picture of Scott Conn, and you will see the biggest piece of shit. You know, I wanted to start bullying him and harassing him online. Turns out you can't. Scott Kahn has elected. All right, yeah, I gotta be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:38:35 He's going to Scott. We're going to get back to Red Bar in a minute. With this faggot, Brendan Schaub. The man who's suing me. with this faggot Brendan Chobb. The man who's suing me. Drop some videos. And oh boy, do we gotta check these out. Take out your... Look at all...
Starting point is 00:38:59 They tweeted this out. By the way, to his... 800,000 followers. It got 320 likes. Yeah, that makes sense. 800,000 followers, 20 likes. And 10 retweets.
Starting point is 00:39:24 It says, sick-ass Inspector Gadget coming to a theater interview. You know what's not coming to a theater? You! You don't sell tickets for theaters. You can't sell tickets to comedy clubs, you fucking
Starting point is 00:39:38 homo. And this is what he thinks funny is. This is this retarded faggot's idea of being funny. I'm trying to overcoat and go like this. I'm going to saycoat and go like this. I'm going to be hilarious right now. You're not funny. It's over, stupid.
Starting point is 00:40:19 We got two more videos to play this fucking homo. Inspector Gadget. Inspector. Inspector Gadget. what the fuck are you wearing as shoes no socks those stink your fucking ears are mutated god knows what you're fucking I'm gonna be funny You're not funny In any way shape or form Next video We're going back to Red Barn in a minute
Starting point is 00:40:56 Don't worry I have to show you another thing And then he drops this video A man with 800,000 followers on twitter got an amazing 179 likes and 3 retweets
Starting point is 00:41:18 and he put hustle of an LA comic 10 minutes to rush off stage to another stage he thinks he's hustling you're spending daddy's money wasting time oh shit
Starting point is 00:42:05 he bombed completely so I share no audience reaction We're gonna laugh at the early Friday night crowd. Your boy's doing some new standup. Found it out on these folks. Now we are rushing to the Hollywood Improv. I am on stage in 10 minutes. What's up? Just got off stage at the Hollywood Improv. Your boy, Ran here. I had three minutes before I had to go on stage. Almost missed my first set ever in seven years.
Starting point is 00:42:26 But I made it. It was a great set. I would say it was better. You've been doing this stand-up for seven years. And your second special is worse than your first one. Laugh Factory. You never know what you're going to get. But if you want to see your boy, all new material. I did new material tonight.
Starting point is 00:42:42 A different set than I did. The freaking Laugh Factory. Then the improv. Your boy is coming to Fort Wayne Indiana never been beat Fort Wayne Indiana at a club cool Fort Wayne I'm in Fort Wayne Indiana next which you'll probably cancel because you can't sell tickets Thursday Friday Saturday and the week after I'm in San Diego where I shot my very first special. I'm in San Diego at the Laugh Factory
Starting point is 00:43:09 in downtown San Diego. Come get you some. How the fuck did this retard not realize you're promoting club gigs and you can't sell club tickets. Then you realize you're promoting club gigs. And you can't sell tickets to clubs. I'm in San Diego at the Laugh Factory, a club.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Not doing a theater. Jesus. And the reason why daddy allows this is cause it's not just him his older brother it's him and his older brother too all the kids are reliant on this thing that
Starting point is 00:44:02 wastes money that he makes no fucking money off of. Yeah, he's promoting open mics. You know what I'm saying? I'm at the chuckle hut. Thinkboy Nation. Go to thinkboy.com for details. I'm out! So, we're watching this one fresh.
Starting point is 00:44:49 What this retarded faggot had to say. What? He tweeted out, sneakerhead, heartbreak, playground thoughts, any other dads have this issue? What issue will we have?
Starting point is 00:45:06 Why does your face look retarded? Let me tell you something that's breaking my heart. Maybe it's happening to other dads out there. So I told my kiddo, who's six, I said, dude, your shoes are a nightmare. You need some new kicks. I'm a sneakerhead. So I said, you can get whatever pair of shoes you want reasonable you know and I get an easy red October but you know whatever Foot Locker has and the new trend for kids
Starting point is 00:45:34 these days kit a six-year-old knows nothing about their shoes wait what what Wait, what? What? Is he trying to say his kid doesn't know how to wear it? Is he shitting on his own kid? Wait, wait. Isn't this like a shitting on his own kid? Like his kid picked wax shoes or something? And he's like, I'm gonna call you out on your six-year-old, six-year-olds don't want to wear shoes, let me assure you,
Starting point is 00:46:13 I have, I've had four of them, you have to put shoes on them, they don't know what shoes you're putting on, yeah, like a six-year-old in a style, you faggot. The one time you were in the park with your retard face. I don't even know what this is about. Let me tell you something that's
Starting point is 00:46:37 breaking my heart. Maybe it's happening to other dads out there. So I told my kiddo who sits, I said, dude, your shoes are a nightmare. But you bought the shoes for him. You bought the shoes for him though. How are
Starting point is 00:46:57 these shoes a nightmare if you bought them? What are you talking? And I get he's doing a bit but what bit is this this is why you're not fucking funny in any way shape or form and you don't understand how comedy works
Starting point is 00:47:15 you retarded weird eared faggot Hollywood agent they can't put you in a movie because your ears are fucking retarded but I can't change my ears you know it grounds me down to the
Starting point is 00:47:33 UFC community so I can't be put in any movie because no chick want the fucking nigga with weirdo ears but what are you talking about act like it's a kid ears, but I don't keep my ears for a time. What are you talking about? I mean, I act like this kid went to the store and picked out, you bought the shoes. Your kid doesn't know what shoes he's bought.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Your kid kind of knows what shoes are. And you're in that weird thing of do I do bunny ears or do I teach in the right way the string under the loop way I just think it's like um
Starting point is 00:48:16 my kid has some shoes what the fuck are you talking about you have 800,000 followers What the fuck are you talking about? You have 800,000 followers. Why only 27 retweets? What is happening? This is... Is this real? Is this happening?
Starting point is 00:48:42 Did it still light up? I don't know up I don't know I don't think so none of my now um heroic recaps were also great in the chat
Starting point is 00:48:59 back in my day when I was a kid they had light up shoes I don't know if those still happen Back in my day when I was a kid, they had light-up shoes. I don't know if those still happen. They tried putting, like, a roller skate wheel in a shoe. I don't know if that still happens. Does that happen still? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I don't think there's light up shoes anymore. I just got all my kids Jordans. The girls and the boys. Girl Jordans, boy Jordans. But do the light up shoes still happen? I don't know, but... Oh. Need some new kicks. I'm a sneakerhead.
Starting point is 00:49:43 So I said you can get whatever. Fucking retard face by the way. He dips by the way. Meaning he does that thing with the pouch. We put the pouch in it because he doesn't smoke. So he takes that pouch. That's why his face looks that way, which is I hated that shit. Let me tell you something that's breaking my heart.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Maybe it's happening to other dads out there. So I told my kiddo, who's six, I said, dude, your shoes are a nightmare. You need some new kicks. I'm a sneakerhead. So I said, you can get whatever pair of shoes you want. Reasonable. You know, you're not getting Yeezy Red October. But, you know, whatever Foot Locker has.
Starting point is 00:50:36 And the new trend for kids these days. Crocs. Styrofoam. Crocs. Tie-dye styrofoam. Look at both of them. Any shoe in the world. Pick this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:50:50 As a sneakerhead? You know how that makes me feel? As a goddamn sneakerhead, they pick this bullshit? You're not a sneakerhead. In the image of a whore. You're not a sneakerhead. You're not a sneakerhead. You're not a sneakerhead. And then I show a form.
Starting point is 00:51:14 You can't wear retarded sneakers and say you're a sneakerhead. Oh my God, this thing stinks! Thanks! You're not a sneakerhead, and I hate sneaker heads. It's not good. It is not good. It's not good at all. And also, grown men out there that wear Crocs, um, don't. I'm wearing chains, by the way. Clothes chains, too.
Starting point is 00:51:44 I hate wearing necklaces. Like, if I'm going down on a necklace, my chokers are closer. I don't want to go in there. You know, don't. Let me tell you something that's breaking my heart.
Starting point is 00:52:04 It's not good. It is not good. It's not good. It is not good. It's not good at all. And also, grown men out there that wear Crocs, don't though, you know,
Starting point is 00:52:12 don't. Let me tell you. The nigga really does. The one thing the final case already got right, um, The final kiss already got right. Um. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:34 This nigga looks like Alf. He looks like Alf like a motherfucker. Like, Alf. Alf was a human being. He looked like Alf. And Alf ate cats, too. Like, if ALF was a human being, it would look like ALF. And ALF ate cats too. The one thing they got, that thing would look like ALF. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Ugh. Alright, let's see's bad for business. story up because I can't really have people going around saying I'm making things up. And then the other person goes, oh, OK, it's bad for business. It's bad for business. And I need your help. And we cannot let these guys, especially criminals like this, that we've shown for year after year doing all this fucked up stuff to just have them go, oh, yeah, watch this clip that she did here.
Starting point is 00:53:43 And this is going to make you mad because all of you know, all of you have seen all the shit I've played on Chrissy Marr. It's all fucking real. And I'm going to show you this clip. It's going to make you so mad. What time code is this at? Or is it queued up or is it a clip? Oh, just the clip is in the BBG.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah, I know. I went to it and it leads me to a YouTube. It's in the comments. Oh, great. Okay. So we'll go there. And is this in the comments. Oh, great. Okay. So we'll go there. And is this it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Jules David. Okay. Let's see what this is. And then I've got to slide this over. Here we go. And this is what they caught her saying. And thank you guys for watching this shit. Cause she thinks that we don't watch this.
Starting point is 00:54:19 She's on a podcast with thousands of people saying that all the stuff that I tell people about her is just made up. And watch this. This is her red permit. You're saying not to do. Yeah. Wait, wait. I actually have watched a few hours of Permit and Friends.
Starting point is 00:54:36 How many hours have you watched, Natalie? A video from YouTube that you clicked before. Which video? This? Oh, my God. That was like scaring the living crap out of me. Okay, that is off. Now look what
Starting point is 00:54:49 Chrissy Marr does. And I've caught her doing this at least four times when people bring up the Christmas stealing presents thing. And look what she does. This is going to make you fucking mad. And we're fighting back. I've been on the Ding Dong show before.
Starting point is 00:55:05 So, yeah. Okay. Oh, Red Bar. That's the guy who made the fan fiction about my clothing story. Well, so the. Oh, Red Bar. That's the guy that made the fan fiction about my clothing story. No.
Starting point is 00:55:22 And then put this in there. Put this whole clip in this video that we're making to show and i plead with you people she is outright lying to you here is the proof it's all in this video so you're gonna sit there and like believe a liar because you're on her show and it's just easier to believe it you know we see this with josh denny a million times is that christine because i'm our mayor nude pic in my discord you keep posting the real one it doesn't look photoshopped so is it real and it wasn't from back in the day slandered in this manner. I've worked for too many years exposing your crimes. You can't just say I've simply made it up.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And these are the two people who always talk about suing for slander as well. And they are right. I mean, Josh Denny today called me a pedophile. On Twitter, Josh Denny in writing called me a pedophile. We all know. We all know. We all know. If I'm a pedophile or not. And he is outright using this and telling people, along with everything I've ever said about him, is a lie.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Not understanding that everything I've ever said about him is stuff he's given me or has been given to me by other people. We're not making up a story. We're showing you what happened. So we need a video of Chrissy admitting to stealing the Christmas presents. We need
Starting point is 00:56:57 all these little tapes put together like, let's put this together finally. And every time she tells a host, because you're in her chat when this is happening, every time she tells a host, because you're in her chat when this is happening, every time she tells a host, please, if you have the four minutes, please watch this video. It will explain everything. It's very easy to read. Will they even believe it then or will they still pretend that, oh, yeah, it's trolls
Starting point is 00:57:18 because you don't want to be put in the situation to start hating her when you should? I mean, all of these people and all they do is sit around talking about truth justice and exposing no good no gooders and how people are corrupt you're corrupt you're the liars and your fan base should hate you and you should hate her and you should hate her but you pretend it's ginger bitches are the baddest white bitches you are pedo hunters you've got one right here but you don't want to oh that's not part of your plan is it you want a pedo hunt when it's easy you don't want to go after your boss or your best friend, right? When they're a pedo, that's what it takes.
Starting point is 00:58:07 It's very easy to sit there and parrot, oh, Jeremy Epstein, there's such a bad guy. No duh. Do it to your boss. Make it local. You have the power. You're sitting right there. You want to pedo bust?
Starting point is 00:58:22 Pedo bust the boss. I shouldn't have to do all this pedo busting to you i'm not into pedo busting so i'm livid with the lying and it must stop so we need a plan such a bad feeling when you see someone just straight up lie yes and it needs to stop and we need to like do something about it like she must pay denny must pay like it's time we must come up with a plan and we're smart enough we've got enough people we need them to come in and go i was lying yes yes yes that's we won't stop until you so we need to come up with a plan and we've got plenty of people here go to the bring back group or join if you haven't it's scars club only red
Starting point is 00:59:01 bar radio.net slash bb. Let's put our minds together. These two, we need to put a stop to them. And we need a plan because exposing them doesn't work. They just tell people we're lying. So we need definitive. We got to put our heads together. And that's the beauty of life. All you got to do when you want something done is think about it.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Really. Just think about it and spend some time thinking about it. And eventually, boom, you create something that happens. That's all it takes. So we can do this. We need some patience. We need some time. But it must happen.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Think about Josh laughing it up on that keyboard. Think about Chrissy saying that, not able to look up at the camera when she says it because she knows it's a flat-out fucking lie. Staring right down at her feeties. Staring right down at those big, fat, freckled feet that I want in cuffs. Do you understand me?
Starting point is 00:59:57 By the way, I have a question to all the gun guys. If I hold someone to gunpoint, can I also cuff them? Can you cuff them to a pipe? What are the rules can i cuff people can i make half arrests can you how long so if you have someone at gunpoint hey officer sorry to bother you i have someone at gunpoint what do you do the whole time do you wait there for 30 minutes while the cops come yeah he's still at gunpoint or can i cuff the guy and get on with my fucking life i don't have time to sit there all day like this. He could kick the gun out of my hand.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Can I cuff people and then I want to start wearing cuffs to walkie-talkie all the cop stuff. I'm just a cop now. Okay, we've got much more to do, but point your heads together. I need help here. We must take these two down. These two redheads, by the way.
Starting point is 01:00:42 These two redheads. These deadheads. i want to hear from both of their mouths i lied mike was right her mom's thing This video I wanted to be like when you hand people it's like fucking Hey, John, what's right or wrong? So they do horrible things and say horrible things, and they don't know it's wrong until I call them out usually. And then what they'll do is they'll go
Starting point is 01:02:06 I was joking you weren't I know who's joking but we also know for sure she wasn't joking because Bill Schultz told the story separately on his own episode on the same day and that's what we need to put in the video so remember this Bill Schultz told the story independently on his show on the same network about how Chrissy stole these gifts and it wasn't and then Chrissy told the story independently on his show on the same network about how Chrissy stole these gifts and it wasn't. And then Chrissy told her story after that. There was no, it's not a joke. The whole network was talking about it.
Starting point is 01:02:34 And here's her talking about it. And there were all these gifts. We must take her down. Presents. There was a bag on one of the tables. Right. And it was like. Wait, wait, like a shopping bag, a purse.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Go on. Shopping bag. And I'm looking at it. I'm watching a lot of people leave. I'm kind of lingering around. Everybody's getting their clothes. Because you want to steal this bag. I'm going, there's probably nice clothes in that bag.
Starting point is 01:02:56 And I'm just like sort of hanging around. I'm standing around. Just a typical joke, right? And then it's like, so what you're saying is, let's pretend it is a joke. Just like Brad Williams. It's a joke, right? And then it's like, so what you're saying is, let's pretend it is a joke, just like Brad Williams. It's a joke, right? So your jokes are just like kind of boring lie stories that make you look awful? What kind of a joke is that? What kind of a joke is a 10-minute story about how you stole someone's presents with no punchlines or jokes?
Starting point is 01:03:24 And listen to the way she explains how she did it she's an experienced thief yes daily and the lies don't stop and again if the alt-right and i call out any conservative is all right to me if you're conservative i call you all right she's all right they're all all right now it would be one thing if some scumbag was just like telling this story on the side of the road being like i stole some guy's presents yeah but this girl is on twitter every day acting like she's the moral queen of america that's what i mean so if you're one of these conservatives who's all business every day then you can't be with this liar thief who's stealing. Follow the law if you love cops so much. She's allowing an alleged pedophile, her boss, Anthony Cumia, has done so much stuff
Starting point is 01:04:11 to allude to the fact that he probably does pedophilic stuff and she's a pedophile crusader. She's protecting him. She makes excuses for him. So everything she does should be against the agenda of the very people that invite her on the show. Don't be mad at me because she lied to you. Be mad at her with me.
Starting point is 01:04:36 Get it? Watch this. This. Or this. Or that. Here. There's probably nice clothes in that bag and i'm just like sort of hanging around i'm standing around and i was sitting next i was sitting next to larry and
Starting point is 01:04:52 he was like just take it i was like i'm just gonna take it so i take i took it and i walked out with it and she took them while the couples weren't looking. Someone took them home. $400 worth of somebody else's Christmas present she stole. She was bragging about it. I got $400 worth of free sweaters. And it goes on and on, and then we got the billboards. So that's why it can't be this clip. It can't be this bullshit clip, because they're not going to watch this. So we got to, again, make something beautiful that her buddies, that everyone she knows,
Starting point is 01:05:27 is going to want to click and they can't turn it off. That's the goal. They put it on and they don't want to watch it. But by the end, they believe. That is our mission, okay? Isn't it fun to have a mission? You can cut back to me. Isn't it fun?
Starting point is 01:05:45 She made it outside of Komiya. Stop hooking yourself to Komiya. She did a thing with chicks. Way bigger chicks than her when she did it. That's where you should go with it. Do that thing oh follow josh denny on twitter he's got over 100k followers and the stuff that i mean all right
Starting point is 01:06:15 all right What's her name? Josh Denny. Yeah, I don't know. But I don't know about that one. She did it. She was smart for doing that. If you cover one thing, you'll be here all day. It doesn't end. It's unlimited. He's burying me in paperwork here with the stuff he does.
Starting point is 01:06:50 So follow. This is like extracurricular stuff where you could follow him on your own time and see what we're talking about. Or come in the Bring Back group. You'll see him every day. It's too much. So let's see what this one is. Jeremy Scott says, hey, me, Kumi. Am I really reading this like this Jeremy Scott says hey me Kumi am I really
Starting point is 01:07:07 reading this like this hey me Kumi yes sorry to bother you he probably meant mr. Kumi oh okay so somebody writes to Kumi of course hey mr. I'm doing it. Talk to me. Challenge me. You disagree with what I say? The link is in the chat. I'm not slurring. In any way, shape, or form. I'm sure you
Starting point is 01:07:38 make more money than you could ever make at your faggot. You work a job. You work a job. You work a nine to five. Ugh. You work a rough. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:07:54 People who work regular jobs. Us. Us content creators laugh at you. You're like Cousin Matt. laugh I use. And my cousin Matt who finally figured out his life. He had to move to a state where he knows
Starting point is 01:08:12 nobody would affect their job in his one bedroom apartment. And he's 37. By the way he's bigger than Mersh he makes more money than Mersh from his job but I'm like sorry
Starting point is 01:08:34 because of Matt who has mad baby I'm like Mersh that nigga fucks chicks and gets pussy for me my nigga Matt was like, and they're gonna leave the main, he had a boy hook them up, live with us for two months,
Starting point is 01:08:54 and get a job in his own apartment. We live in the main, the same thing Merce does, it's like, that's all it takes. But they get no pussy. Like, nigga, if I was running that stream, if I was single,
Starting point is 01:09:14 my God. Could you imagine a stream I'd run right now if I was single? And bitches can just show up or I'd bring the bitches and I'm done with you
Starting point is 01:09:31 and nothing that's the loser shit about that nigga trying to do that shit I'm just better at doing it than you faggots
Starting point is 01:09:40 I'm gonna show up everywhere bitches are on me. Showed up at the bar. I'm really a night wave, it's a complete failure. Night wave, a single dude who lives in Florida showed up at the bar and just, on the phone, and the bitch's not never gonna talk to me
Starting point is 01:10:05 and she's gonna fuck that chick or that chick. Nothing about a fucking chick. Cause he can't get bitches, he never got bitches. But I'm wondering if I did it. Well, if I did it, it isn't in the game. I'm wondering if I should do it though. I'm wondering if I should do it. Cause I hate this cunt.
Starting point is 01:10:36 And her cunt family relies on me. I hate her cunt family. I don't want to lose my mom I want to get one of her brothers fucking if I get rent one day one month I ugh
Starting point is 01:10:58 I'm going to pay for my mom I'm going to pay for her brothers rent one time but hey none of our brothers are in there. What, nor should they, because they're gonna fuck too. But hey, don't wanna lose your shit.
Starting point is 01:11:19 You gotta do. Our open mic and a bullshit Anthony Cumia event that had 32 people there because Gavin is the founder of the Proud Boys. And everyone there was a proud boy. There's not one person who came out for you, Josh. So let's get that straight. And we've heard all of your stand up because we literally have tapes of all of it. And you've been doing the same jokes since I met you-up. It's repeating the same Hitler joke you created seven years ago. So these are all lies. Josh Denny actually just did
Starting point is 01:12:12 another lie about you on Twitter in the past 20 minutes. Look at this. Josh Denny, you trolls just hate that we're succeeding and enjoying working together. So you're trying to divide us and start shit. It's laughable. I hope your cult leader is doing okay with his pedophile cancer.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Excuse me? Click the one that I just sent you. It's a follow-up to this that I didn't have earlier. You know, and shouldn't you be able to have something better? I've been torturing you for 50 years. I need a dollar. I don't want to get defunded, but yeah. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull.
Starting point is 01:13:12 I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing the Red Bull. I'm not playing deny it, I'm not gonna deny it. The Redwater, that's how it is today.
Starting point is 01:13:28 How it is today is George Daniels. What? Who? What? That's the difference. That's the difference between me and the law. That is a lie. Same sentence as Kumiya, who actually... Actually. So Anthony Kumiya, we've caught actually... Again, this is what I mean.
Starting point is 01:13:59 That's why we are so insane. We have like solid proof that Kumiya is doing this. And then you're just going to use the thing that he does against us as a lie. You know, and it's all like that's the thing. All of what we say exists in
Starting point is 01:14:16 reality. And all of the things he says about us they're complete fiction that you could prove. So what is the point of doing this unless you just showcase that you're a bigger liar than we ever imagined?
Starting point is 01:14:31 And this should make people mad. You're going to let people fucking say this shit about me. And if Mike is such a shitty hack failed comic, shouldn't it be so easy for you to dunk on him without lying? To kill us? To destroy us? Instead of just...
Starting point is 01:14:45 Like, say something about how much you suck. A pedophile? And this is coming from a guy who's constantly threatening to sue if one... Your chick wants to sue a TRT dunk on him. There ain't no way to go about it. He's no stranger around the courtroom. He knows the law.
Starting point is 01:15:01 And yet, he goes around saying this? Well, you can't do it. You can do it all just saying this he took a year off yeah you can't do that can they say this or that about him he took a year off they can't say it's too much so this is what i want and i don't care who knows it. Chris Seymour and Josh Denny, I want to plan to take them down legally. And we're all going to just work on it until it's there. And I will pay big money. That's the other part that sucks.
Starting point is 01:15:39 I have all this extra cash now to spend on projects such as this. And that's where I want to spend my money. So Josh, I am going to be spending my money and resources to figure out a final plan to stop you. In a Ronan Farrow type of way. And trust me, that's like way worse than anything anyone could do to me. It's like when you think about Sam Tripoli and that old lady, like they're not sitting around with the good brainstorms. So they should be very worried and very scared. When we brainstorm cool stuff comes out of it. And it's time.
Starting point is 01:16:13 I'm not letting this happen on season 21. Josh will go bye-bye by then. Or else! Alright, was there more? Oh, you could show that little. So he's best friends with Kumi and Gavin and then, wasn't there something else? All right. Was there more, Justin? So best friends, yeah. So he's best friends with Kumi and Gavin, and then wasn't there something else?
Starting point is 01:16:29 Who else is he best friends with? Yeah, scroll down in the same note. Yeah, look at this. This one here? Yeah, I think so. Okay, check this out. Look at this. So he's best friends with Gavin and Kumi.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Do they know this? And then he says this. Probably should say this, since I've seen it come up a few times. Wait, no, this isn't. Yeah, this is the first part. The live sensor dot TV events are not a replacement for compound America live events. Both networks will continue doing their live events.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Ant is on both. So it makes sense to have him on. But maybe one guy complained. that it's bullshit that you're involved in their events he said anything so in josh's head he's gotta like uh you know uh fix this confusion by maybe one fucking idiot who doesn't even live in the new york area they're never gonna see him um but then he says, and this is what was so disturbing. Compound is mostly stand-ups, whereas I am the only stand-up that's censored for now. So not only do we love Anthony Cumia, but he's kind of necessary.
Starting point is 01:17:39 There's no intention, for my part, for the censored events to take away from the compound events. Chrissy Marr and Gino Biscotti are legit two of my absolute best friends in comedy. Wow. Friends, they're not your best. It's Comedian Changes Where comedians make a change New best friends, new loves, new opportunity Comedian Changes Changes, okay
Starting point is 01:18:18 Wow, look at that I didn't know it kept going So he's best friends with Kumia Gavin, Chris Imar, and Gino. What a great group. And he's met these people maybe twice. Best friends. And if they all are best friends,
Starting point is 01:18:40 what a drag. Really? We shouldn't even have to say quite pathetic group of bests anyways since that was so enraging let's have a quick denny laugh at the little edit so this is an edit made by jake damon and he's the man currently one of two live viewers on denny's channel right now. And he posts a screenshot. This is true. Follow Denny on YouTube. Even with our pleas to follow him and tune into his shows,
Starting point is 01:19:11 he still ends up with two live viewers. So Denny went live, and it was two. And what was so funny about this is, guess who was number two? That guy was number one. We were number two. Oh, well, we were, yeah, two or three. I think I gave him two views because I clicked away and clicked back. Clicked away and clicked back, and then it turned to three.
Starting point is 01:19:33 But I said, ha, literally just took the same. So this is bad. When someone I don't know on the other side of the world posting a screenshot of you with two views and me at the same time is at home in bed taking a picture of my TV to show the same thing. Three watching. And this isn't the start of the show. This isn't the pre-show. Look at that red bar.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Look at that red bar how long that's been going. And it's three viewers. And this is a daily occurrence. And then we'll, like, message the guests. It's not going to be like, you You have one viewer and I'll be like, the trolls. No, it is one viewer. You both see the one. You both
Starting point is 01:20:12 know. It's not the trolls. So there it is. And somebody made an edit and it's a very funny edit. It's by Jack Williamson. And hold on, I gotta do that thing where I quickly unmute unmute i blow it up enter full screen and then let's enjoy the beautiful edit here to make you laugh it's
Starting point is 01:20:33 josh denny and josh lakash you have been canceled watch this so before we get out of here mind of scarecrow says those closet doors though yeah my closet's in the background my kitchen's right over there like what do you want from me you know what mind of channel we all can't live in costa rica man yeah but i i gotta say something to that guy you know like that's very rude because you know we're trying to we're trying to entertain you with our with our you know witty anecdotes and in our our you know opinions and all. So how great is that? So obviously someone in his chat. Oh my God, did I do a spill? I didn't even notice that. Oh my God, me neither.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Paper towel roll right under the desk installed. I got like the George Costanza desk. Everything's installed on this one. You're never going to hear, unless it's firework related, which we're not set up for that. I'm going to miss being yelled at for a spill. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:27 It's actually kind of sad. And yes, somebody goes, Mike, I heard the rip of those. Listen to this. Somebody goes, Mike, I heard that rip of that paper towel. You know, I think you would really enjoy some premium paper towels.
Starting point is 01:21:37 And they linked me and my heart stopped because guess what was one of the things on our first to-do list for this studio was to get luxury paper towels. Like the best of the best, like $100, where each towel is like a nice actual towel that you rip. I wouldn't mind that. And we, that thing is living on the bottom of our to-do list. It's never happened.
Starting point is 01:22:05 And then I got caught tearing merch level paper towels. I mean, these things. So, humiliated. Humiliated. And that person was right. And the upgrade is coming very soon. I think it was Ellie Hendricks. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:22:23 I thought it was a girl. I thought it was a girl. I thought it was a girl. Anyway, but did you see that? So Denny, look at this. This is so wonderful to me. Denny does the show out of his kitchenette, right? And he always sits in front of, and it's weird,
Starting point is 01:22:38 and I'm so glad this fan in his chat asked why the closet doors were open, because those doors used to be closed gonna go longer you took the year off apparently he addressed one thing from the year off my biggest fear happened he just picked off a thing that happened. Like Sam Tribbley and she was outside your crib.
Starting point is 01:23:09 Like you weren't going for a year. You just picked off, you're talking about Josh Denny right now? Hello? Hello? What happened? Why were you gone for a year? I'm not going to answer it but i gotta go i'm gonna use answer you didn't donate so bye Thank you.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.