The Yewneek Pod - Reacting to The first Paul vs Woodley fight.

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

Stream from the build to the first  Jake Paul vs Tyrone Woodley fight. Sheppy calls. Cuppa calls. Trashing nobodies and why can't they get to the mainevent.

I'm gonna win, yeah, well I'm gonna win, yeah, well I'm gonna win, yeah, well I'm gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah we're gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Taking over, baby My name is Green Friend New York Don't know where I am, yeah, where I am Don't know where I am, yeah, where I am Takin' over heaven I love you. If you can name it, there's a guy who's fucked it. Oh, yeah. Blenders. Guys have fucked blenders.

Guy fucking a snake. Yeah, I know, right. Oh, yeah. Blenders. Guys have fucked blenders. Guy fucking a snake. Yeah, I know, right? Guy who fucked tables. The snake pussy. Chairs. He's got a big anaconda. There was a problem there. Fix it.

Fix it. Okay, I'm sorry I even said it. I'm sorry I said it. Okay. I'm sorry. I even said it. I'm sorry. I've said it What is good welcome to the live stream don't forget to Like subscribe and Donate you donate by hitting the stream lab link in the chat. Alright donate by hitting the screen. Let us think in the chat. All right. So bought the fight. Now, a lot of us know the drill and how I usually do this. Every time we check out a Jake Paul fight, you're going to have to join my discord. And when the Jake Paul fight actually starts, I will screen share it in the voice channel.

And then we will fucking watch the fight. That fight. I don't give a fuck about any of the other fights. So, I can't just stream it on YouTube. They will throw my channel off in 2.2 seconds. They're just babbling now about

the fight, though. I mean... Yeah, you got those shit fights. And then we get to the Jake Paul fight. I ain't even saying anything. The Unbeaten. The Unbeaten. Yeah, so hit my Discord, hit that voice channel

and when the actual fucking fight starts, we will check it out. Although, prepare yourself, because that fucking fight is not going to start until, like, goddamn midnight. So, prepare yourself. Which is the only turn off I don't get that shit I get Well no they're doing this fight in fucking Cleveland too It's like you know Niggas gotta go to bed sometime

People got shit to do tomorrow Not me but other people But I enjoy my fucking sleep god damn it like look this shit started at 8 it's 8.13 not even one fight hasn't even fucking started yet look at this shit

showtime like midnight Ryan Swayze Showtime Like midnight Ryan Swayze Midnight When that fucking fight's gonna start Look at him just Peddling their wares You hate Jake

But you think he might pull this off He's won every fight we've seen so far. Oh my god, can we get to the first fucking fight? Let's move this alone. Oh my god. Look at that fucking sports announcer some nobodies are gonna fight each other just get to the Jake Paul thing yeah I know swag yo that's why I be telling people once again hit my discord hit the voice

chat when the Jake Paul fight starts I'm gonna screen share and we're all gonna watch it together the Jake Paul fight I'm not watching those other fucking fight um when the other fights happen maybe I'll fight companion it there's a knockout I'll show you the knockout. That's usually how it goes throughout the night, but... What the fuck is Slice? No, I'm gonna stream it in my Discord. If you hit my Discord voice chat, I can screen share with you.

You can just watch it there. So... So, yeah, see, yeah, I'm already screenshot uh, screenshotting it, screen sharing it in my Discord right now. You're on my Discord right now, you can watch it all the fuck you want. Not really gonna be sound on it, though. But, this should be a snooze fest.

Yeah, dude, it's not gonna start until, like, fucking midnight. Trust me, I've watched and done this enough times. It's, uh, it's not gonna start until like fucking midnight, trust me, I've watched and done this enough times, it's, it's like fucking done out purposefully, till like, no matter what happens, all these fights can end in 10 second knockouts, they're not starting that Jake Paul fight until fucking midnight, which blows my mind, by the way. Which I do not understand. Like 10 o'clock? Wouldn't you sell more? What's this we have to watch the entire fucking night?

Because usually what might happen, I might just screen share and go to fucking bed. And tell Mrs. Kyle to fucking come in here and shut it off or not I mean I'll be off stream at that point we'll just be in my discord but there's a gay YouTuber who's mad at you would you not suck his dick good? But,

I know, especially on Sunday, like, if this was Saturday night, if they did these Saturday night, I would get that. They do them fucking Sunday. Like, people ain't got shit to do tomorrow. And by the way, I might have some. Is tomorrow September?

Do I gotta fucking get kids ready for school? It's about goddamn time. If you go to bed, you're coming with me. In your dreams. I'm gonna suck it from ah they just piss me off when they do that shit and like right now we're 17 minutes in and there's finally just an announcer talking

who'd you rather do by the way which chick not the guy which chick would you rather do left or right i'm thinking the bitch on the right chick on the left got a nice body but she's got a big goofy head she might be guatemalan no i'm not on bitwave I'm not streaming on any fucking service You gotta hit my discord Niggle This guy coming out looking like a dummy This nigga got some purple shit on

Who this nigga I think I got some purple shit on who dis nigga the fuck oh lose in 10 seconds or win in 10 seconds just hurry up up, I just walked by someone, I don't know, what the fuck that nigga was wearing, periodically we might be checking in on Brendan Jobs fight companion Companion stream, by the way. What are we doing here, B? Watch it be a three-round fight. Watch all these fucking things go to a decision.

Because it's boxing, too. So, boxing matches go a lot fucking longer. Because none of these people have power to knock somebody out, 11, asshole, yo, this fight's not coming on until 12, my nigga, your laptop won't let you go on my Discord, you don't know shit about computers, if you got a phone, you can download the Discord app and then join it that way. Watch my stream.

Hit the link and do it that way. Because the Discord app on the computer is a little weird. So maybe use your phone. John Toro. Why doesn't it get him pink? Who's this guy look like? He looks like somebody. He went to my stoppage?

I'm not going to be streaming on a website. Just hit my Discord. You have to hit the voice chat. Where I will screen share. Well, it's showtime. So I don't think they're going to stall with music. Just nothing. Ads and shit. We're fucking 21 minutes in, and only one guy has actually gotten to the ring.

You're too old for this shit. What are you, trying to fucking try out for the next Lethal Weapon movie? You bet a lot on Jake. By the way, you see all those voices going in my Discord? That was problem number one the first time I did this. I didn't know how to mute everything. Because we tried watching it, but nobody would shut the fuck up. So we couldn't hear it.

I figured that out, though. So if you join my voice chat on discord to watch this you're gonna be muted you can watch but we don't want to hear you babble who's this retarded looking motherfucker how much do you bet I am air? What? I'm babbling! Oh, here's a link. Link to my Discord. Boom, Bob Junko

Look at 2Massa Just chilling in my discord Why are these niggas Getting like Professional walk downs Like there's somebody by the way Hold on What happened Why am I getting this spinning wheel thingy

Oh there it goes I swear to god Showtime I paid for this 60 bucks Usually not the 100 I swear to God, Showtime. I paid for this. 60 bucks. Usually not the 100. Shut up, Faith Plus One.

Uncle Bob touched your wiener? It's like a wedding for boxers. Wait, I'm... Yes, I'm black. Don't you see the Cape Verdean flag behind me? Oh my god, they're still walking to the ring. This nigga literally just delivered my pizza earlier. And now he's boxing.

Why are so many of them groomers? What's a groomer? What, meet young people then groom them? I don't fucking know. Who's gonna... I don't fucking know who's gonna win. I just love watching these Jake Paul fights. The Jake Paul fights usually don't last that long remember when we watched

the Logan Paul one and fucking Floyd knocked him out but held him up just to keep it going longer oh wait, Fury vs. Taylor so what is this, Tyson Fury's brother versus um Jimmy Lennon Jr

you know they at least sprung for the money for um Michael Buffer. Although this is being done through Showtime. Hurry, it's already 8.30. Look at what these niggas is wearing. Look at these niggas real quick George Nichols who the fuck is that

god damn B you took a selfie near a dead guy? Oh, and he found that guy in a suicide forest in Japan? Oh, my God. Start the fight With a record of six wins, no runs since he has four wins coming by way of knockout. Tonight making his U.S. debut. Please welcome the undefeated Tommy TNT Fury. Is there a real last name Fury?

Yeah, Andy Violin. In the Discord. By the way, if you join my Discord now, you can watch it. They're all watching it now on my Discord. You're not seeing it on your screen watching me. But in my Discord, I think they're seeing it right now. Because I put on that window. I screen shared the fight specifically in

my discord so we join my discord voice chat you're watching in a fight now even so I believe so right If it is, you're mad. Yeah, he went to the suicide forest. The suicide forest. The suicide forest. No problem, George Washington. And once again, thanks for taking on the British. I have rage.

How dare you. You need a link? There is the link. There is the link. Alright, they started out boxing. These niggas are boxing They're wearing sag shorts What the fuck Oh, somebody knocked somebody out

Let's go. Let's go. But anyway, one guy is way bigger than the other guy. The Fury guy is way bigger than the black guy. End it! I think this Fury nigga might win. Come on, first round knockout. Let's do this. Oh yeah, the black dude just closed his eyes and swung.

Fury guy, end it. You lanky motherfucker. Let's go. The black guy looks like LeVar Burton. No, you know who he looks like? He looks like Carlton. It's not unusual. This nigga is wearing white

sneakers with a pink Nike swoosh, but they're boxing shoes with his gay white and pink fucking boxing shorts. Oh my god, just knock him out what being said Tommy Fury Oh yeah. Yeah. They're hitting each other a bunch.

They're doing a gay boxing thing where you hug each other and do ineffective shots. They both just missed wildly. Oh my god. By the way, if this Fury guy gets caught by one of these lucky shots, this black guy is just throwing, he's going down. And there goes the first round.

There's the first round. No notifications again. Unfortunately. unfortunately. Oh, my God. Can we just get to the Jake Paul thing? Once again, here's the Discord link. Like I said, you're watching the full thing in Discord right now. I'm not screen sharing it on stream, but if you join my Discord, they're watching it.

So, um... Hit my Discord. And then when the Jake Paul fight happens, I'll end the stream. Enjoying yous and watching that Jake Paul motherfucking thing. Second round. Here we go. I like that little scroll. Oh, hey. I'm watching two people box I don't know how to box I don't think we'll do the trick.

Yeah, Taylor would love to grow if you enjoyed the course of this fight. By the way, streamline the donation link you broke, motherfuckers. Hit it. It cost me 60 bucks, god damn it. This cost me a Taco Bell order No bullshit by the way

DDTM DDTM You wouldn't deducted a point But you would have won the fight Oh well somebody just beat somebody I think too many celebrities here remember the last fight

Trump was in the fucking audience and shit what was it UFC the last one we UFC? The last one we watched? Yeah, the last one we watched was Conor McGregor. He had Trump in the audience. Conor broke his fucking thing. He fucking

wasted my DMs. They're taking lives and they're taking freedom. I think I'll feed him. 52 seconds left in this round. Oh, my God. All four fights before the Jake Paul fight are going to go all five rounds because it's fucking boxing. I don't think any of them,

any of these guys have connected with one punch, by the way. Oh wait, yeah, yeah, end it! End it! That's the thing about boxing, you just grab the dude. That's why they should do MMA rules grab a nigga and take him down And second round over.

Oh my god. Is mobile not working on mobile? I don't know what that means. I understand boxing. I understand what's going on. And I understand why UFC took over boxing. I understand what's going on. And I understand why UFC took over boxing. Because boxing is fucking stupid. So...

We all understand boxing. We understand why it got taken over. The best punch was he... He hit him on the side of the head kinda best punch of the fight what about twitch he grabbed another beer

in a wincy shot I gotta pace myself I'm probably gonna order some food before the fucking fight even starts and eat it here alive. They're punching each other. Alright, let's play some sound real quick. Molly May?

Why not Molly June's or something? This is... This is the first fight. We got three more fights before Jake Paul. Will someone just punch somebody? You stink. You both stink. Nobody's bleeding. There's not a mark on anybody.

By the way, either fact that none of these dudes... Wait, the fight's over? He tripped and fell. Oh, the ref said like that. I thought the fight was over for a second. I didn't think I'd get hit. But the fact that not one of you put the other one away in the first 10 seconds means

none of you is going to be a successful boxer. So why are we wasting our time watching you? Whoever wins this fight, you're going to beat this loser in 10 seconds, so... Not going to be anybody. You know what's a funny comparison you can make, by the way? How pussy boxing referees look to UFC

A UFC referee kinda has to Even a woman who did it, and she did a good job You gotta actually hold your own, cause you gotta stop a nigga from getting killed after he gets knocked out with the punches coming afterwards a Boxing referee you can just be a pussy Which is weird, of course you isn't funny but This is happening in this fight. Round's over.

This is the last round. Thank God you're only doing four. You're not punching. You're not fighting. You're not boxing. You're running. You're falling around. You're running.

You're falling around. You're being a go-out. I'll be right back. I think I'll get another beer. Running your long around you be go out I'll be right back. You're gonna get another beer another shot Why are you on the bed? Why are you on the bed? Why are you there on the water? I'm trying to drink this water. Why? Because the water is wet. The water is wet. The water is wet. The water is wet.

The water is wet. The water is wet. The water is wet. The water is wet. Yeah, okay. I'm going to go ahead and get it. Ugh. Someone not gonna get out. By the way, I get to use my physics beer machine. I am using the beer machine physics. Put it back on. Join my Discord. You're watching

the full thing. You're in my Discord by the way. They're watching the full fight in my Discord. I'm not showing it on stream, but I'm screen sharing the specific fight in my goddamn Discord. Uh. What?

What? Hold on now. Physics beer machine. As seen on Shark Tank. Gulland, Gulland, Gulland. Extra foamy It does some scientific thing I'll give you a discord link here you go oh my god someone knocked someone out already you got 30 seconds left

there's not a mark on anyone's face not a real punch has been landed this first fight was a waste of four rounds and a waste of time. You both suck. Although I guess Fury's brother is, oh that thing almost I'm going to have it in me when you do it! I think that was productive. Cut my new mic. Fight over. No highlight.

Watch whatever. No highlights whatsoever. I think nobody won that fight. Not one punch was landed. There's not a mark. No one got hit. No one... I had a fucking... Uh... Tie.

They don't call them ties. They call them boxing. I don't watch boxing in a coon's age. Um... A draw. Yeah, it was a draw. You both stunk. You both stunk on ice.

You think Fury won that in the game discord? You're insane. Did he? Nobody won. Nobody won because they both suck. Is it going to be good? I guess so.

Maybe. I don't know. I try to listen to some of those Donda songs. I guess they're okay. Look, like I always said, I'm a belief. When you turn a certain age, you just stop listening to new music. I think I turned a certain age.

Who's the winner? This decision has all three judges scored about the same, 40-36. All three in favor of the winner. And still undefeated, Tommy TNT. That bullshit win. He shot up points deducted because his brother is the heavyweight champion and he didn't put a mark on the other guy

to be honest with you. But who gives a fuck? Does it bring 808s back? The Fury, dude. He won by a decision in which a fight where not one punch was landed who gives a fuck do we need to interview

really by a guy who I'm pretty sure was a poster child of mine, Kump. You've achieved a lot coming out of the sixth fight to all you lovely people. Thank you all for coming. And big up, Cleveland! You told me earlier this week you wanted to knock him out.

You predicted you would knock him out. Are you disappointed you didn't stop him? Jake Paul should have an easy night on that night, eh? So he's got no excuse in not taking the fight. Let's get it on, Jake Paul. I've done my bit. You do your bit tonight, and we'll get it on. With your bit, you did nothing.

You didn't put a mark on the guy. You got a victory because you scored two more taps on his left shoulder. Oh, this is why boxing is done. It's dead. UFC destroyed it. That's why all the boxing people went behind Jake Paul. This is why this is on Showtime right now and not his Trilla app.

Because boxing has nothing left. Boxing is throwing their full weight behind Jake Paul. They have nothing but Jake Paul. This is the last legs of boxing that's being done by a YouTuber. They legitimized him because your sport is so dumb and boring you just want to fight by tapping a guy on the shoulder two more times.

So stupid. There will never be a boxing announcer with the Joe Rogan meme interviewing people after they got knocked out. That'll never happen. How much time are they going to stall until we get to the next fight? Alright, so that was one. We got three more fights than the Jake Paul fight.

I'm going to watch him get interviewed by some blonde-haired cunt. Victory over Anthony Taylor. He beat the janitor by tapping him two more times on his shoulder we are just getting started the first of our five fights is in the books let's go back to Brian Custer okay Mo thank you very much as you see Tommy Fury do some

interviews there with our overseas partners listen he's green so he certainly needs some work in but nobody cares next fight by the way the co-headlining fight it's two chicks you know that's going five fucking whatever rounds they set up to well it's showtime so they're not doing the concert although I might prefer it than just babbling they're not doing the concert Although I might prefer it than just babbling they're gonna do to waste time Everything you do when you finish punch bring there's not one highlight from this fight not a one They throw chair I'll agree with you Bob Parker throw a chair. I would agree with you, Bob Parker. Throw a chair.

Maybe when a ring card girl hits a nigga with her head, someone knocks out the referee. Someone knocks a nigga out, but his manager knocks out the referee. That would be a dope boxing match. Do they still do that in wrestling, by the way? Does the referee get knocked out in wrestling anymore? I remember growing up here.

What the fuck is his name? There's a wrestling referee from here. Lived in Pawtucket. And he owned a bar. So they did all the skits, the WWE skits in a bar in Lucky's Pub. Tim White. Tim White was a WWE, it was WWF growing up, was a referee from Pawtucket, Rhode Island. He owned a bar in Cumberland called Lucky's Pub.

Beefy Bitcoin donated $50. Why did you pay $60 for this fight when you could have streamed it for free? Motherfucker, when you stopped donating the dollars and you donated like $60. But, um, yeah, so he owned Lucky's Pub. And if

you go back into the 90s, you look at wrestling fights in a bar, they're all at this bar that was in Cumberland. Because the 90s, you look at wrestling fights in a bar, they're all at this bar that was in Cumberland. Because the referee here, Tim White. So, um, and his nephew grew up being an

asshole because his uncle was Tim White. So his nephew thought he was famous, but no one cared and he was a fag. But, uh, yeah. Yeah. They had some great skits there. Because you're going to remember, WWF, growing up for me on 36, was a regional thing. So, um, I remember, what, the first thing they did in California, I think, was 1996.

And my grandma worked for Hasbro where they had all the toys. Here in Rhode Island at the time, it was the Providence Civic Center, now the Dunkin' Donuts Center. We'd have the WWE because they were based out of Connecticut

and it was still regional, so East Coast only. We saw them every other month. I remember Razor Ramon and Papa Shango going out to the Hasbro company work party on Block Island or at the Paw Sox game. I met Tatanka, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, all these guys when it was still a regional thing in the 90s you

didn't donate 50 doing it a dollar but the great thing is that all the I had the ring, the belts everything the wrestling buddies I had every wrestling buddies I had the fucking um I had all of them

and they only made five of them they made um Ultimate Warrior Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Macho Man, and oh fuck, what was the fifth one?

What was the fifth one they made? I had it. I forget the fifth one they made. Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Bret Hart, Undertaker. No, Bret Hart. Undertaker. No, it wasn't Undertaker. Eddie Guerrero.

Yes, I remember Eddie Guerrero. I don't remember when he died. But even that was a little beyond my time. I stopped watching wrestling pretty soon after the WWF bought WCW and ECW. Over the Top. Oh, what a shit movie. Alright, it was Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart. What was the fifth wrestling buddy?

It wasn't Shawn Michaels. heart. What was the fifth wrestling buddy? It wasn't Shawn Michaels. It wasn't Razor Ramon as it should have been. Fuck, I forget the fifth one. But I had the little ring and shit. One will be One movie is free on YouTube.

Oh, his brother is in the booth right now. Everyone feels it. He's got a presence. It's cool. I love it. I love the sport. I love entertaining. And honestly, I'm fucking good, bro. I retired Floyd Mayweather. The dude's on my highlight reel. I busted his eardrum. So yeah, I will be back in a big fucking way I'm just You busted his eardrum. I

Remember that happening Hold on. The only thing that's happening. Brink check versus love. Oh my God. Can we just get to the part? We haven't even started the second fight yet, people. By the way, this is what I don't like about, it's planned out to go to midnight.

So, even if these fights end in a 10 second knockout or go all four rounds, the fight's not starting until midnight. So, prepare yourselves. It's only nine. I'm about to order some fucking food.

They're showing fucking videos of his wife cooking and shit. Pam Stepnick. Look where they're showing. It can be uncomfortable as the mob. I've been told by...

Never mind a ten minute walk. I've been told by people... He's not starting the new fight. Never mind a 10 minute walk. This is a second fight. I was with nobody. I think he wants to turn that. And this is why I have no problem ripping off your shit. Is sharing it to other people. This is why I have no qualms.

About ripping off your shit content. And this is where I'll give wrestling credit. At least like a three hour pay-per-view. At least back when I used to watch wrestling. There were matches. They didn't just say, hey, for ten minutes, we're gonna do a background story and there's niggas while I'm cooking

food. No, they did matches. Oh my god. Smarten up, boxing. Why is he gonna smash Woodley? Dad, did you pick something to eat? Des! What?

Did you pick something to eat from? No, just wanted some Taco Bell, Kyle. Go to bed. You want Taco Bell? No, I just want to get, like, looking for a restaurant to go. Oh, my God. can you do something? I self-talked boxing? No. They're doing background stories.

On nobodies. They haven't started the second fight yet. What's a red velvet rub? What the fuck is that? Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Honestly, um... Taco Bell, Taco Honestly I got Taco Bell last night I don't even know if I'm feeling it We'll have to see

Demolition Man Love that movie Great movie Predicted a lot of shit. Especially the SJW-ism. You have to change his name to Stickley? No, he doesn't. Hey, we're gonna order.

Merce sends his regards does he people still watch Mersh do I miss Red Bar no although come September 1st Schmersch? Do I miss Red Bar? No. Although, come September 1st, I'm about to end that Scars, like,

I pay for Scars Club, which is no point, because he does his live streams live anyway, so you can just record them live anyway, so, that nigga better fucking come live September 1st, or I'm just ending my Scars anyway, so. That nigga better fucking come live September 1st, or I'm just ending my scars club, though.

Well, Andy Violin, do you know they did that movie in two parts? What was it? Taco Bell the first one and Pizza Hut the other one. Have you ever seen the Pizza Hut Demition man which I have have you seen the Pizza Hut demolition man now the Pizza Hut one I think only exists in like Japanese or something or Chinese but there's two versions of that movie it's pretty fucking funny talking about Burger King

McDonald's Wendy's got Wendy's in a community Applebee's do I want a restaurant like Applebee's though? Am I gay? No, but you're a fag. Um.

What's up with your brokenness? Yeah, there's a pita one uh I think it's only in Asian though like um there's a back to well not the back of the ritual but yeah

there's two versions of demolition man there's a Taco Bell and then the pita version it's funny is a demolition man. There's a Taco Bell and then the P-Top version. Which is funny. Marsh is not in my Discord. Of course he's not. Marsh is a pussy.

The life of Merch and Royce is sad, but I don't have time to expose that. Uh, Wings Heaven. What the fuck is Wings Heaven? Wings Heaven. I want to, like, eat some pizza and shit there's burgers yeah those aren't keep you going food five guys burgers and fries They're good but um Applebee's

Cellos Cellos good You got a You got a Wendy What the fuck does that mean You got a retard And P.F. Chang The thing about Roll-A retard and have changed the same way Wendy's KFC should I just do a huge KFC

water a bucket everything cost 800 bucks ever been to KFC you order a bucket and some sides and be like $600 no I don't feel like a chicken no pizza place by the way

I think all the pizza Places are closed. Shockingly. Let's go to Tango. Golden Palace. Ollie's! Wait, hold on. Oh, it's going to take a while to get here, too. Which is going to work in my favor,

because I've got a while before I actually get to watch this fucking fight what's the dumb deal thing I got going order again I thought Ollie's did the $25 pizza thing. Des! What? Does Ollie's not do the $25 pizza deal? Or am I thinking of Village? What?

Ollie's. Do they not do the $25 pizza thing? Or am I thinking of Village? Ollie's. Ollie's doesn't. didn't do they not do the $25 feet thing are they gonna village always not here in Grubhub the $25 the deal I don't know, maybe they don't do it on their own. I don't know. Thanks a lot for considering nothing. Did you get the Village Pizza? Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's a Village Pizza everywhere where everyone lives. But um...

Bataka Avenue Pizza. I was trying to get pizza. Dad's come back. What? I'm busy. What? I want to order some pizza and shit. What's for you?

Um, can you find a place? I had to go to page four to find a pizza place. What kind of pizza do you want, Kyle? This pizza. Okay, go. Find you want, Kyle? Just pizza. Okay, cool. Find me one and bring it to me. That is your mission. You have it right on your phone.

What are you even trying to do? But I've been staring at my phone, so you're going to find a newer one on your phone. You're going to find a newer one. Yes, Red Robin is good. What I know for burgers, I've never gotten a burger from there. I've tried their...

Their veal parmesan is great. And their ice cream is good. I've never gotten a burger from there. And I know they're at a burger place. I just haven't gotten one from there. Because all those burgers sound gay. So um. Although I know it's known as a good burger place.

The Vier Parmesan is great. No. The only White Castle. I've been to an actual White Castle in Virginia in the Navy but Now you can buy in the freezer the White Castle burgers, but you're reheating else and are good so CZQ Their burgers aren't really that good They many cider burgers Which regular restaurants make better, so.

So, the point of a White Castle would be to do a better burger. They're just walking, we're only on the second fight, people. We're only on the second fight, and they're just walking down now. I think White or Castle. How about this? If you play chess with me, ground rule, no castling. Goddamn right, Jason.

Is castling in chess like that thing where you put money in the middle of the board if you land on free parking? Like in tournaments, do they allow castling in chess tournaments? I can't imagine it. I hate it. By the way, if you castle in chess, you're going to lose anyway.

So it doesn't matter. But do they allow that in tournaments? I would hope not. If there is a clash of heads and some foul that causes the foul to be stopped before the end of round four, it would be a no contest. After the end of the fourth round, they would go to the scorecard. What

black man, whose last name was Love, named his kid, his son's first name Montana? Experts always castle, well then they stink. It's a weird move that shouldn't be allowed in your but if you castle you're losing anyway oh I hate castling it's so dumb some

outside rules bullshit and I'm about to lose so I do this and then switch my queen over here ugh I've never castled never I've never castled ew I could have castled never did will refuse to fucking do it

refuse Never did. Will refuse to fucking do it. Refuse. Refuse. Nigga, 15-0-1. He's got seven knockouts. Montana Love. Odd name. I'm gonna call him Tony Montana Love. Odd name. I'm gonna call him Tony Montana Love. Go to bed with a gorilla. Um, you're not specifically... Everyone in my voice chat's muted, so, um...

The disc aren't even showing anything. What are you talking about, I should be screen sharing with these niggas, yeah, but like I said, if you're on my Discord, you're watching the whole thing, if you're on my Discord right now, you're just watching me battle. Dominoes. Oh, wait. Oh. I forget

about the dominoes. Come on, Grubhub. Dominoes didn't show showed back up. Yes, I did learn chess in prison, which means I'll be the greatest chess player you ever met. There isn't prison rules. You learn everything, nigga.

I know how to play every game ever from my year in jail. Chess, spades, 9-5, casino, poker, Texas, all of them. I remember when I went to jail, I only played one game of Scrabble with these non-diploma, GD, non-having niggas.

They were dropping seven-letter words every time they went, I was like, what's happening? These niggas know how to scam everything go fish go fish in there I don't know I never played spades

we did some spades we did some spades, my nigga. We did some spades. Alright, let's go on this fight. This is the black guy from the last fight? I don't know what they all look like. They all got waves and beards. I'm just seeing what the manifest is coming back for a fourth season. Dominoes.

Dominoes. We have to do a Dominoes Dominoes we have to do a dominoes night No We're gonna 555 deal going? Coupons... Why can't this site be reached? Run... The fight's not going to midnight. Local coupons

delivery allow black guy this white guy I boxing! 25 seconds left in the first round. It's almost over. Nobodyietta, yeah? Oh, what are you already doing? No, uh, please. Read it. Turn it off. Do you already get what you're getting? Yeah. I'm nervous. All right, what'd you get?

A spinach pie. A spinach pie. A spinach pie? A cheese pizza. An orange pepperoni. That. What the fuck is happening here language on the rope frantic will be all over him if he does that and he wants to counter branchix attack that's imperative for him and branchic has been hit by right hooks from left he's more alluded to that love needs to do it there nigga

with a job whenever pizza yeah I guess the large ketchup ketchup ketchup what else do we want Lebanese let me put that down right now. Alright, well, when we're doing dominoes, I order from some Muslims. Sorry.

I'm going to pick the place next to you? From the pickup store. Pickup store. Pickup store. Pickup. Domino's doesn't deliver? You got saved, woman. Oh, it's Sunday.

That's why. That was my worry. Alright. Um. The calzones suck. Um. Pizza. Pizza. Mmm. Pizza.

Drinks. Okay, I have to grab a burger because god damn this place stinks. Well done. Now. stinks. Well done, male. Mustard. Cat's up. Des! Des! Here, take it. Take the phone, order it.

We had to get this shit placed because you wanted a spinach pie. This place stinks, but whatever. Then pick a new one. I will. I'm about to make applebees. You know, the spinach pie is there. Hey, what do you want? Make up your mind. I don't feel good, and you know that.

Well, Domino's isn't delivering. You don't even like Domino's. What are you talking about? I wanted pizza, but they're not delivering, and they're the only one open. You don't like Domino's. I know, but I wanted pizza. I don't like it, but they don't, but I want a pizza. I don't like it, but they don't always do pizza

and they're not delivering. There's plenty of pizza places, Kyle. Pick one. Pick the first one. Hope Street Pizza. Alright, let's get some Hope Street Pizza. Here you go. Just order whatever you want. I don't really care.

Oh, should we get wise guys? Do what you wanna do. In even color. Hold on. I'm gonna talk to this bitch! Hope Street Pizza I'm gonna go around here Pepperoni Pizza Yeah, pepperoni pizza. Yeah, fuck. My nevernas.

Uh. A large. Yeah. Yeah. Appetizers. We need some mozzarella sticks. We need some of the sticks. Cope Street is greasy.

I love grease. This better come with marinara sauce. I need to dip my sticks. And then...what's the sides? What are then what's the sides? Rice! Falafel! There's another fucking Muslim run shit and let me grab a burger add cheese Anything else I want from here? What's dessert? Dessert. Ooh, what could dessert be? I got that.

Alright, everyone. Take it, order it, get what you're getting Finish What? Get garlic butter No They make the most of food do they? What? Oh my god

This is going 10? Oh my god. This is going ten rounds! Oh my god. And no one's even touched each other in this fight either. Ten rounds? We're gonna be here until three in the morning, people. Round three of ten is... Yeah, knock him out. Call the fight. And then he got knocked out.

What? What? This sucks about Baku. Why Baku is here? This was all at the end of the fight, by the way. Raph, step in there and end it. We don't have seven more rounds to go. End this shit fight. I don't care if he does a chicken breast and broccoli

for a year and get around the treadmill god damn right LOS. Round 4 of 10 here, people. They're doing their boxing thing. It feels like the white dude can knock out the black dude at any moment. So do it now! We still got two more fights before Jake Paul. End it mercifully.

Why is this ten rounds? It should be four rounds like the first fight. Remember boxing? In like the 1800s? They went 117 rounds beer knuckled. By the way, those fights must have been god awful. I guarantee you, beer knuckled usually ends in one punch. It was probably just a bunch of a bunch of leprechaun

come here city boy. Oh my god. Hurry up. Discord. Discord link link there you go a wood beating a brother that'd be be embarrassing, wouldn't it be, I don't know, let's hit the fifth round, only halfway through the second fight, then we're gonna watch two chicks fight,

that better not be 10 fucking rounds, watch it be like 15, oh, one guy got staggered! And then this guy like celebrated. What a... He hit him, staggered him. Instead of finishing him he said, yeah!

What? What am I watching? What are you doing? You fucking cocksuckers alright I think all these guys were given instructions to even be on this card try and make these fights go as long as possible chariots of music thought chariot of fire music no and

that ray boom boom Mancini I want to see some highlights from this dumb thing I'm watching this dude is uh by the way you're watching the full thing in discord my discord's up and then look, he celebrates. What? You see that? He hit him with that punch. Fight about to be over and then he goes, What the fuck is he doing?

I need another beer. I'll be right back. Thank you. I can order. Shit. Are you going to laugh? I'm telling you to laugh. I'm telling you to laugh? What's up with you laughing? Thank you. Oh, um... Oh yeah, I did. I did a skew on... Food is on the way! Oh, I need my food spinach dip stinks there's on this fight this round five is about to end and of course nobody's done anything to anyone else hold on I gotta use my machine.

Oh, oh, oh, okay, keep that over there, don't ever put it on top of me ever again. Could that help me? Eugh. I'm using the physics draft pourer by the way of the beer and think it does. I don't know what's happening in any of these fights I have no money on this fight Nen Nenski And then Nansky. Medeker went live for the first time in 18 months last night talking shit about Mersh. Well, obviously somebody recorded that.

And if they didn't, then that's a lie and you're fucking retarded. I thought Medeker was dead. Or was dying. And Du Bois versus Myra? I got nobody. This is what I got. Hopefully end in 10 seconds and we can get a Jake Paul fight.

The only thing I care about. He did. Well, obviously somebody fucking recorded it, right? Trust me, I will drop a video tomorrow if someone shows me Medicare trashing merch. And I'll have to comment on it. Heineken does stink. I don't know. I don't like it. It happened. I heard it all. Did you... Were you by yourself

and the tree fell in the forest? I better see a fucking clip of it then. Ian Ellis played it on his channel. Once again, if the tree falls in the forest, no one saw it. So, someone, it's already, well,

put the clip in my Discord, motherfucker. What are you niggas doing? Let's go on this fight. 6 of 10 in this round's ending. By the way, if none of these boxers

win in a three second knockout, they're never going to be boxers. Oh my god. Boxing stinks. What's it like being at a boxing match? I've been to a basketball game, a hockey game, and a football game. What's it like being at a boxing match? And at a wrestling match. What's it like being at a boxing match? And at a wrestling match? What's it like being at a boxing match?

Oh. What's it like being at a UFC match? Like if you're ringside? Is it hard to see through the cage? Like even at the wrestling thing, I was kind of high in the rafters and we got our money back

because we went to a WCW event in Goldberg it was a house event but Goldberg didn't show up so they gave us our money back probably one of the bad business decisions that led to them ending it my bookie fired me hard no football season ended.

That's kind of their thing. It's football season. And I'll probably start promoting them again now that football season is about to start. Am I black? You see the Cape Verdean flag behind me they're the best sign around

sign holder chicks I know the box of these Showtime chicks these are they should make a category of porn MILF Showtime sign holding chicks oh my god these are nobodies 7 of 10 why are they 10 it should be 4 like the first one Oh my god, these are nobodies. Seven of ten?

Why are they ten? It should be four like the first one. Knock him out! Why are all the black guys wearing pink by the way? Very sketch. knock him the fuck out somebody do something my god UFC is just way more exciting Come on, someone do something. I don't know what the fuck this black guy is wearing his shorts by the way he's got fur glitter some undies oh they're finally gonna not BC Bitcoin donated $75. No, we didn't. Here's the Merch vs. Medicare link. I think if you're $1,

motherfuckers, in my Discord area, we'll check that out when this fight's over until only the third fight to the fourth fight to the fifth one, which we're going to watch.

Did we score a knock down over that though? Yes, it did. If you join my discord everyone in my discord is watching the fight. Yous on stream, you're watching me. If you join my discord, they're watching a screen shared the fight. You're watching the fucking fight in my discord.

You're hearing me babbling about it Finally finally And it and it you cocksucker and it Over you cocksucker end it it's over no you asshole referee no you couldn't get up But, um... My God! Have mercy. Now, thanks for the buck. I'm gonna show the punch. I don't know. I'm gonna show them dumb corner shit.

Uh. Uh. This nigga's celebrating. He's having a thing. There's still eight more rounds and you're probably losing. Because boxing's the... You get a knockdown, but he slapped your left shoulder more.

So, um... You're probably gonna lose. They still got the same two bitches in there, by the way. He's acting like they called the fight. What is he doing? Wait, what? The fight called? Oh, wait.

Did they call it a fight? I don't know about that, dude. Alright, guess that was a fight. To the sport when she took him to the Salvation Army when he was six Oh that mercy I'll show you I guess the ending punch. I Don't think I got up Let him go forward. All right, here we go. And it was so severe, even though he was saved by the bell it would not continue because Pedro Diaz would stop things in the corner after this much you realize Brantic was

they knew as we look at it again the punishment he's taken against the Peta and so they're very aware of him not being in that position again beautiful uppercut but all right he got ripped off cuz the referee did that thing and he was saved and around but good fuck you next fight trying to get to the Jake Paul thing I thought I was tripping I was like did the ref not count him and uh not saying he was okay the ref did but

sorry not okay good fuck you right hit the discord link alright you got fucked Whitey OJ in that there you go

deal with it. There's his wife in there. Oh, what a shit watch. She's like, I fucked Ted. Because he has to be selling meth on the side. I mean, pro boxing can't be a thing. she's like, I fucked Ted. Because he has to be selling meth on the side. I mean, pro boxing can't be a thing. How long did they fight?

I'm assuming midnight. We got two more shit fights to go. But like I said, if there's first round knockouts, they're going to push it till midnight. I ordered food. I'm going to be doing an eating break during this. Prepare yourself. The link is working.

Look on the screen. There's a thousand niggas in my Discord. The link is working. Why they gotta do it so late? It's annoying me. Super Saiyan Nick just subscribed. Thank you. Because before every, like,

if there was all first round knockouts, they'll do an hour long documentary on some nobody boxer versus the other person. They literally have hour documentaries on their backstories. We're willing to go. McGee doesn't have Discord. He's gonna download Discord.

By the way, if you're on my Discord, you're watching the whole thing without me babbling. No, no, you're gonna mumble juice. You ain't talking no shit. My team is very emotional right now.

I'm happy. You know, I'm here in my hometown, my daughter, my family, my friends. Man, it's an amazing feeling. You wrote on Instagram recently you used to fight in empty gyms here in Cleveland. Now there's about 16,000 people where the Cavs play rooting you on. This must feel surreal for you, right? By the way, oh, man, it's a dream come true. I usually give these things credit for going. I can't watch the Jake Paul fight till midnight.

Because they're usually in California and Las Vegas and shit So they're three hours behind there in Cleveland there on East Coast time and they're doing it that this late Motherfuckers The bowl performance by you walk us through it right here Right here, you know, we've been working delivered that uppercut. The guy got up. The referee said, you're fine. The round ended.

But they decided to end the fight. Thank God. It says unable to accept the invite. Well, bitch-faced McGee, you're a bitch-faced ass nigga. I don't know why it says that for you. It says that

you're the only one with the problem. So, obviously, you're like a pedophile or something. We don't want you here. You put the link in the Discord, you said. Hold on. Yeah, there's no link in my Discord of the Medicare shit, so

put the link in my Discord. I'll play it right the fuck now. You didn't put it in my discord. I'll play it right the fuck now. He's gonna put it in my discord now. By the way, today's a special night. I'll watch it tonight, but I gotta really address it tomorrow night. But you gotta put the fucking link in my discord for it. probably they're afraid to go

against the UFC you forgot my rant earlier maybe you've not been here boxing only has Jake Paul this is why it's legitimized by Showtime boxing's done so all their Jake Paul. This is why it's legitimized by Showtime.

Boxing's done. So, all their weight's behind Jake Paul now. And that's the only fight I really give a fucking wanna see! I gotta watch these dumb fights. My thing is, can we show it at 10?

11? No, we gotta wait till midnight. It's always fixed. Wasn't it? by the way after this fight this black guy won you gotta go deliver my food all right you won the fight now delivering my food my food being delayed yes you won a shit fight. That means nothing. I know. Watches your sport. Can you just come bring me my food, black guy? Need my pizza.

Bad name you. Everyone watches UFC. nobody watches boxing how do you get a link to discord if you're in the chat scroll up I'll drop another discord link boom discord link there you go

the mafia made them lose what was that fight that they not the mafia The mafia made him lose. What was that fight? That this, the, not the mafia. Someone made someone lose to somebody. I know I just babbled someone loses to somebody, but. It was, um.

I think a Mohammed. You know, I'm not going to talk about it. I don't know too much shit about it. A new... Shappy! Should I? Zoom in my Discord. I'm trying to find him. There's 8,000 niggas in here.

What is that? So, I'm watching the fight. I actually paid for this. I forgot that you do this. Yeah, I did too. I'm surprised it only cost $60. Yeah, it's only $60. But you're right.

I mean, you got Delahoya. He's fighting an MMA guy. Delahoya is the second biggest or biggest boxing draw behind Mayweather and he has to come back and fight an MMA guy because they fucked up their sport so bad and they're doing it in their shit sport

by the way yeah it's easier to train boxing than MMA I guess duh yeah of course so Delahoya's got the advantage. She's gonna face some MMA guy. By the way,

in a real fight, Delahoya would get destroyed. But this thing where you slap a shoulder and you get 10 points, you ain't gonna win at that. I don't know. He's fighting Vito Belfort, and I don't know if they're doing any kind of testing for TRT. So Vito might just knock him out.

By the way, in boxing, it doesn't matter. It's a shit sport. Or if you tap, that's what... And this is the ultimate indictment against boxing. The greatest is Floyd Mayweather and he doesn't have a highlight reel. What the fuck was he doing, man? He was doing some kind of like

Cirque du Soleil bullshit. Your greatest fighter doesn't have a highlight reel. Because you live in a technical I just gotta tag you faggot sport. That's what boxing is, tagging.

Tag you, it. Tag you more. The fight's eight rounds. They got to shorten the fight's eight rounds. It used to be like, they got 12 rounds. They should have eight rounds. But that doesn't matter, because they'll all go to the decision anyway.

Boxing is a tagging sport. Tag you're it. That's all boxing. Tag. I tagged you. Then I hurt you. Except for the heavyweights. They technically tagged you.

Except for the heavyweights. I mean, they usually just knock each other out. Do they? Yeah, they do. Mostly. I mean, more than the younger little guys. Well, because when they tag tag it's a little bit harder but boxing

is a tagging sport tag you're it I tagged you more times and apparently wait wait and here's the thing I hate about boxing judging he landed more hits so he won

he tapped him more times no one can take alright that punch affected a round and this and that no he technically touched you more times that's so fucking stupid

I like to say I like to publicly apologize to Susie Q and her trio of unfunny, uninteresting goons. Because I timed you out like a hundred times yesterday just to be funny. And you guys didn't do... You had no funny comebacks. You didn't pay for

the fucking stream. You didn't pay the fucking tips. Goons? She has like... It's good. She has like, it's Susie Q, the quartet of idiots. Whoever those people are. There's that guy,

Cup of Discords and some other dude. I didn't ban him from their server. I don't know. I didn't ban him. I just timed him out for like an hour. They banned me from their servers. What? So what's your thoughts on the hurricane?

Have you had any thoughts? I'd be interested to know what your thoughts are on Hurricane Ida. What are you in the middle of it or something? No, it just passed me, but there's a lot of people here piling into the city because they're going to destroy it. I think New Orleans is underwater.

Well, actually, if you live down there, it doesn't affect me. I don't give a fuck. Well, you know, they might just move over there. I mean, they hear about the Cape Verdeans I'm telling you everybody the last hurricane I heard of

the last one it wasn't hard in New York it wasn't hard at all it wasn't hard was it it was hard for you I know the hurricane is affecting your life why is it affecting your life Well, it's hard for you. I know the hurricane is fucking you alive. Why is it fucking you alive?

Why do you live in hurricane territory? So what are your thoughts on Red Bart, dead or alive? Alive, um... What proof do you have? Alive, um'm rich kid. He said he was going into surgery weeks ago and he hasn't piped up so I'm saying he's dead.

Rich kid. I mean, I'm not into this little thing. Are any of you gay guys here is he communicating in your gay little fucking communication Red Bar I don't know where it took two months off six months ago

he did this oh so Kyle Murphy says he's alive and he says this because Jules would have reported his death why would she report his death why would she report his death when she's depending on you idiots to pay every month for her money it's like when like it's like when like a guy like a person who's like living with her old Social Security fucking recipient and that

person dies they hide it to keep getting the check. That's how stupid you are, Kyle Murphy, and all you idiots. The last thing Jules would do if Red Bar died was tell you idiots who are paying her money and her rent that he's dead. Because that's how you think. That's how dumb you are. Sure you don't pay, Kyle. Sure you don't pay Kyle. Sure you don't pay Kyle Murphy. Sure. Somebody's paying him.

It's just none of you guys that show up in chat who worship him. Let's talk about this guy, this Red Bar aficionado. He might be like a Jesse P.S. guy, too. He calls himself technical difficulties. Have you seen this dude? I've seen him.

I don't know what he does. He makes videos. He was trying to make a family video. I finally checked out his channel Because he asked me to He tried to put a bunch of pictures Of his kid up And like he was trying to make a kid Turn his kid into a YouTube star

Which is creepy Creepy And now he's doing Red Bar and Jesse PS Things and he looks like a shitty version a shit a real shitty version a riffraff he looks like he looks like griff rath i call him grift raft because he looks like rift raft that's what he looks like you can watchaff. That's what he looks like. You can watch him on Discord. But yeah, what?

This guy. You ever heard this guy? This guy calls himself... He's a Red Bar guy. He does Red Bar videos now. No. Sheppy. I've always been bigger Red Bar. I just shouldn't Red Bar. I don't follow guys who follow or anything like that.

Well, he shows up on his other streams. People are saying he's gone. He's done this before unannounced. He's a rich kid. Bullshit. Bullshit. He's never done this before. Bullshit.

He literally did this. Bullshit. Six months ago. Well, he didn't post for two months. He hasn't posted since summer. He's been gone three months. Yeah, six months ago he did this. He hasn't posted for two months.

I don't think so. Did he say six months ago he was going to surgery and he was dying in his bed? No, wait. Last time when he didn't post, he never made excuses. He didn't post for two months. Now he's making excuses, which is weird. But he has done this before. He had cancer. I called it a pancreatic cancer.

He didn't go in for surgery. He's been in hospice. He's dead. And Jules will never tell you suckers out there that he's dead because she wants you to keep paying her rent until she can save enough money to go back to Saskatchewan so she can get another STD off the tractor seat from her boyfriend.

Wait, is this a chick from Seinfeld? I can't. Look. Wait, is this a chick from Seinfeld? That's the tractor story? Wait, that's the tractor story? She has a tractor story. Jules has a tractor story. That's the tractor story she has a tractor story Jules has a tractor story

that's a tractor story what was it it's time for gonorrhea or some shit you're gonna hurt a tractor that's time for that gotta go you're trying to be like George and then a high note what the fuck that was

that was a tractor story let's figure Redbog went out on the lowest notes if he goes out and he's dead What the fuck? That was the tractor story? That's fake. Red Bagger went out on the lowest notes. If he goes out and he's dead, he went out on the low note. He's Coco. You can't call him T-Bone.

He's Coco. That's like a Bob Ross movie. I got AIDS. Oh, by the way who's this guy fighting who's this dude they're nobodies who are winning he looks like Brendan Schaub if you've gotten shape this guy looks like Brendan is he gonna save some

kids from a fucking in my discord he's Mexican wait a minute this guy's Mexican I guess so he's got a Mexican f minute. This guy's Mexican? I guess so. He's got a Mexican fag? That's the biggest Mexican I've ever seen.

If he's Mexican. The fuck? Although, Shop can be like, he's Mexican, right? All his kids. He said, buy some subs. Yeah, when you have actual subscribers, this is what a live chat looks like.

Not a nigga with less subscribers and a shitload of live viewers. Like Merch does. I look at their I always, every once in a while,

I amuse myself and look at the Revenge of the Sith community's Monthly views It's so pathetic Mersh gets 30,000 Views 30,000 views A month he gets

Revenge of the Sith 100,000 views In a month they get this is their numbers what the fuck so they got three different shows they're putting up three different videos

every day every day and they get no new subs up three different videos every day. You see the views kind of go down, down, down. They get no new subs. They get under 200,000 views on all their channels a month. Putting out content three

times a day. I would have thought... People aren't regular people, but... Alright, they do regular assisted with the 3,000 live viewers. Alex Jones in the same 3,000 live viewers. I in assists with the 3,000 live years Now Alex Jones in the same I don't believe the 3,000 live viewers No, I'm saying they had a regular one, but then now Jones the same 3,000

Like one would think view it to figure that out They don't know what there is I Think they're you know, I think it is? I think their fake opposition, because they're like the last right-wing show on YouTube. Why is that? They're not right-wing. Why this show? Eh.

They're not, are they? They're a bunch of... They're the Young Turks. They're paid opposition. The problem is they're dummies. And the Young Turks failed. They have more live viewers than the Young Turks. But no views.

Do they? Which is almost impossible. Dude, you know what's so sad? Shooley, seven live viewers. Shooley, my God. What the fuck? He was interviewing a retarded guy. Because I'm subscribed.

He's interviewing this retarded guy like he's trying to start his own stupid... Do you like his promo shots? No. Oh! You ever seen him on Instagram? He's pointing up. I don't follow him on Instagram. He's shooting Shuey when he's pointing up

at a saying. Dez! Liquor. Beer. He's shooting Shuey doing the promo Oh my god. Dez, liquor, beer. Eat Susie Q. Yeah, surely. Don't make me time you out, Susie. I'll time you out again. Say something funny, Susie.

Come here. Into the chat. I never got this Metacore link, which is annoying. Can you bring it to me, please? This guy's name is Stacy? No, it's not. It's the judge. Would they look to find the smallest

referee? The world's smallest referee? The same referee from the last one, yeah. This is the smallest guy I can find. He's a bald butler from Fresh Prince. For him, but, um... What's going on here?

Yeah, he is. Look, it's Giuseppe Angelo Clisomano. Okay, he's fucking Italian. I'm Italian. You know what? Giuseppe is a faggot. Giuseppe is a faggot. Giuseppe is a faggot. Shepi as a faggot. Shepi as a faggot. Shepi as a faggot. Shepi as a faggot.

Shepi as a faggot. Giuseppe. Shepi as a faggot. Shepi as a faggot. Red bar donated. Oh, he's alive. Red bar's alive. I'm bringing in the BV Bitcoin, dude.

By the way way the thin dollar I have to say I don't disagree with his message by the way hey I I'm a faggot sorry Daniel Du Bois he's English too

he's like from England he calls himself Du Bois oh well it takes too. He's like from England. He calls himself Duke Wise. Oh, well. Oh, when we get to Jake fucking Paul thing, it takes... Well, it's this fight into the bitches fight and then Jake Paul, so it could be more than an hour.

An hour and 30 minutes. They'll make it go to midnight. We're going to midnight here, people. If he knocks him out in 10 seconds, they'll then do an hour documentary on the next view so we're going i'm in the midnight unfortunately but um it's giuseppe i never i've never seen the giuseppe i thought he looks mexican to me it doesn't look italian the only corn white intel that pulls this pod because he is a mod on a nobody's stream in Sheppey.

Oh, shit. Now, was Susie kind of dissing me there? Oh, she's calling me an incel. Go fuck yourself, bitch. Bitch, I don't know what the version of an incel is. She said, oh, a thirsty bitch with two gay

guys as her co-host on a stream about a person they hate, posting his pictures when he is a toddler on his stream. That's a thirsty... You're a female incel, and you can't deny it, you fat, stupid Mexican

from Baltimore. Go make me some empanadas, bitch. Go make some empanadas, Suzy Q. Or come out here and talk your shit. Get in here. Talk your shit. I'm calling her out. We see Suzy Q versus Sheppy.

Yeah, Suzy Q, give me some empanadas. That's what I want. Boxing match, of course. This is 10 rounds, too? What the fuck? I don't know. It should be eight. Oh, Giuseppe got clocked?

Oh my god. Giuseppe's in trouble. Oh, Mamma Mia. He's down. End it. End it. Please. Please.

Next one. Yes. It's over. He got knocked. It's over. I think it's over. Mamma Mia. Giuseppe. I hate boxing right now. It's over! He got knocked! It's over. I think it's over. Mamma mia! I hate blocking, by the way.

It would be over. Nine! Fifty-eight seconds. Oh, Giuseppe! He got the getoff. Fuck him! Come on, Du Bois! Come on, Du Bois! Oh!

Knock this thing out, please, next fight. Yeah, we'll fucking break this motherfucking Italian's mouth. We're going to do an hour documentary, by the way. Like this, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. You're going to bust it. Yeah, yeah. Ref.

Stand it. First round. He took a seat again. Oh, this guy's going to bust it. Yeah, yeah. All right, he went down again. All right, ref. Right hand. This is like the guy's going to bust. Yeah, all right. He went down again. All right, ref.

This is like the guy's line. Is Rocky going to win this one? He's going to win the fucking game. I want to break down. Hey, give me some candy. Hey, give me some candy. Stop running him up. You're going to watch the chips, right? This is getting light.

Round one. Is he going to survive the fight? He's trying to fight back, but it's all. He said, give me some juicy fruits. It's over. TKO. And the nigga's going to pay for it. Alright, so now we're going to go to the chicks. By the way, chicks are gonna fight And let's say they get a first round knockout They're gonna stretch it for two hours

To the chick ball thing Mother fuckers Wait hold on I just said the worst That's an Eddie Murphy joke So I can't be racist That's an Eddie Murphy joke I can't be racist Repeating an Eddie Murphy joke You called out Suzy

She won't make 20k a year cutting lawns Sad Anybody who makes 20k a year Cutting lawns is a fucking loser You can make more than that Suzy Q I mean Are there lawns in Baltimore is a fucking loser. You can make more than that. Suzy Q. I mean,

are there lawns in Baltimore? Or just dead niggas on the street? Baltimore? I mean, are there just a bunch of dead niggas on the street in Baltimore? Where you from? Baltimore? You dead thing? You're from Baltimore? Baltimore? He's dancing. You're from Baltimore? I mean,

when I say this is Baltimore, shouldn't they just like, you know, be fertilizer for the lawns? By the way, greatest acting job ever, Al Pacino as a Cuban with that accent perfectly. Perfect!

I've never seen a better acting job than when he leaves my wig. No, but the second best acting job... The accent, when he had to speak Spanish, the whole boy in the car, he was like, You die, motherfucker!

Best acting job, Al Pacino, Tony Montana. Montana. Best acting job I've ever seen. Is the second best acting job, Al Pacino, Tony Montana. Best acting job I've ever seen. Is the second best acting job him doing a Puerto Rican called Carlitos and Carlitos Way? You know, people love

Carlitos Way. Not really a fan. They love Sean Penn. He's a Jew lawyer, right? Carlitos Way stinks. Dad, cigarettes. Remember my cigarettes? pennies a Jew lawyer right he carly this way stinks that cigarettes Carlitos way is just basically just meet me made I know it stinks they remade it and put it in it's the same people too they made the same we think probably Carly does way the shit when we Carly does the cigarettes I'm annoying. It's only ten bitch. Find our door though 12

I'm working making money it she's doing that She's throwing them at me. She punched me in the face. You should get a job and applications then. Yeah, yeah, your job's cleaning up after me. You're a maid. Carly doesn't want you stunk, though. Ugh, what a shit movie. They tried making a gangster movie. Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

I'm Benny Blanco from the Bronx. I'm Benny Blanco from the Bronx. I'm going to be stunk. And every type of ice that movie could stink on, I'm going to be stunk. Never let Charlie go his way. There's an underrated scene in there where Viggo Morristein, the guy from Lord of the Rings,

he's talking about how his dick doesn't work anymore because he's... Because he's so about how his dick doesn't work anymore because he's because he's crazy take best gangster movie City of God Goodfellas

I'm going the Pope of Greenwich Village is the best gangster movie oh shut up did you ever see City of God I doubt you did number one City of God number two Goodfellas

number three gangster movies gangster I don't want to go I like Casino but I don't think Casino is top 5 To be honest with you I'm gonna say they got two Goodfellas

Three Um Gangster How about this Number 3 Oh I don't want to put it at number 3 how about this oh number three oh I don't want to put it at number three but just because I don't watch road to perdition

road to perdition um number four and I don't want to put Road to Perdition top five, but I'd rather watch that than Godfather. Wait, does he count as a mob movie or a gangster movie? Because I think Heat is badass. He doesn't.

It's a bank robbery movie, so it doesn't count as a gangster movie. Gangster New York, that doesn't count either. I know it's in the title. That doesn't count. He doesn't count, no. I mean, he's gonna get away with the girl with the money. No.

That fat fuck. It doesn't... Fat fuck. Who kidnapped the little girl yeah he doesn't he's not a gangster movie it's a bank robbery movie they weren't gangsters they're bank robbers

it's a better movie bank robbery it's way better than those ocean 12 13 oh yeah cause they're robbery movies alright it's a robbery it's not a gang movie isn't oceans 12 a robbery movie all those fucking yeah they're robbery movies It's a robbery Isn't Oceans 12 a robbery movie? All those fucking Yeah they're robbery movies

So is Heat Scarface You know it Number one City of God Number two Goodfellas Number three Scarface Number four. You know what the worst one is

in the history of the fucking world? It's that one they redid on fucking Netflix. Is it Netflix where they're all de-aged? It's about the Teamsters and all that shit. You know what? The Irishman.

I kind of like that. I would never put it on my top anything. Isters and all that shit. Oh, yeah. You know what? That's the worst. The Irishman. I kind of like that. I would never put it in my top anything. I didn't mind that one. It's not going to be the top anything. All right. But I know one. City of God and Goodfellas. Scarface.

Gangster movies. I'm trying to think. Gangster movies I'm trying to think Gangster movies There's a lot of them I think They all suck The list you've given The other thing else

Sucks It just sucks I guess you gotta go Godfather And Godfather 2 I guess you gotta I can't replace anything I'm not going to replace

Godfather when we shot it which I kind of liked but yeah you're not going to replace that what about the Gotti TV movie everybody talks about that I don't know well it's a Gotti TV movie. Everybody talks about that. Are you watching TV movies? I don't know. Well, it's a Gotti.

Are you not only watching TV movies at this point? What are you doing? The movie came out in the 90s and people talk about it. I saw it in the 90s when I was in high school. I'm in the 2000s watching Gotti Jr. fucking chicks on a reality show.

This is the one that came out right when the fucking trial was going on. He's talking about you and Gotti. Okay, which is the best? People talk about the Gotti movie. I don't know. I don't know. I forgot.

Hold on. You're right. Oh, I forgot. Andy V. You're right. Oh, I forgot. Andy Vionland's right. I went kind of dumb. I thought white people. City of God. Goodfellas.

Scarface. Menace to society. Fuck yeah. Yeah. And then the fifth. I'm not going to put Boys in the Hood. No, that's stupid. That's like the dumbest movie.

Yeah, me not going to do. The Departed. I don't want to put that. That might unfortunately be a technical thing. I think you have to. I forgot about Menace to Society. Thank you. Menace to Society.

Love that movie. What the fuck else though? Gangster movie. Then I might go Road to Perdition niggas fell asleep on that movie Road to Perdition was a badass movie that ending scene that Tommy Gunn scene when Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks Tommy I just can't get it That's what they called the kids on Pedophile Island when Epstein Tom Honks But they had this scene when he did the machine gun thing

Yeah, but it's Untouchables It's Forrest Gump I don't consider Untouchables It's Forrest Gump I don't consider Untouchables a gangster movie But um Road to Perdition That last

Scene Is not Technically out there or not truly out there But Road to Perdition One of these bitches better knock out the other bitch. I think we're missing out on the obvious gangster movie.

Who's been on Twitch? William F. Buckley Jr. been on Twitch, aren't you? Road to Perdition is in a gangster movie. It shouldn't be top five. Where is American... Have you seen American Gangster with, you know...

It's not top five in any show or form. No one doesn't argue. American Gangster is not that great of a movie. It's bullshit. Based on the true story, what can you... Yeah, and they hate to cost you six nine, but the nigga snitch on everyone.

He's our hero. Yeah, it's not a good story. The story's dope. The heroines over here and Norman shit. But, yeah, it's not that good of a movie. I wish I can categorize Training Day as a gangster movie.

What about Snatch? What about Snatch? And not just Susie Q's little stinky pussy. I'm talking Snatch, like the movie. With Brad Pitt in it. Ugh. That nigga. He jumped through hoops to make a star.

I just used that thing because I wanted to call Suzy Q Snatch. Snatch stinks and Brad Pitt stinks. Is Point Break a gangster movie? You know what? If they listed it as one I would have considered it one technically it is

no no it's a big robbery movie still better than the uh oceans movies yeah plant rings are dope movies this is a good thing about

oh no oh oh how about No Country for Old Men is that a gangster movie or is that just a movie about a guy killing people it's a one off horror movie one off

gangster movie horror It's a one-off. It's a one-off thing. It's an ancient form. You won me over, Kyle. I'm putting City of God in my top one. I'm just thinking about it right now in my head. It is better than Goodfellas. It's a City of God. It reads that in chapters, doesn't it? Imagine Quentin Tarantino

doing Goodfellas. Alright, what about any Quentin Tarantino film? I guess the one that would count would be Reservoir Dogs. I don't like it. It's a robbery film, right? That's not even a gangster film. I was saying about in terms of gangster films it's a robbery film, right? That's not even a gangster film. Well, it's not a gangster film. I was saying about, in terms of gangster films,

why City of God is so great. Magic Quentin Tarantino doing Goodfellas, that's City of God. Although, am I seeing this right on my internet? They're doing Kill Bill Volume 3 with Zendaya? Yeah, he's done that. That's going to be his last movie he ever makes. Is she going to be the daughter of the black chick?

The black girl is a lot blacker than Zendaya was. And she's going to actually go and try to kill that real actress's daughter, whatever the bitch's name is. Because she's an actor now, or actress. What does that mean? The fake daughter?

I don't know. The little girl grew up, you know, whatever. Yeah, but that's not Zendaya, though, is it? Yeah, she's the black chick. She's What's-Her-Face's daughter. The one she killed in the beginning. Vivica Fox, whatever character she was. She's the daughter.

Yes. And Uma Thurman's real daughter is going to be playing... I forget the She's the daughter. Yes. And Uma Thurman's real daughter is going to be playing I forget the name of the character. I mean. Are you just saying

shit or do you know this? No, she is. He said that. He's been doing interviews where he's going to cast his casting what's your face

is Uma Thurman's daughter as her daughter. I like the Zendaya casting, because Zendaya's supposed to play, you know, when Uma Thurman threw the knife to her thing and the daughter grew up. The daughter is way blacker than Zendaya,

so she couldn't be playing her, but apparently she is. It's kind of weird, because Uma Thurman's daughter is a giant bitch just like I was thinking that Uma Thurman is goofy looking Zendaya is like a little tiny black chick I don't know how that's going to work

I wonder I wonder Kill Bill is like 20 years old by the way who cares if the actual daughter grew up and she's an actress or anything why don't they just use her

the one who played the daughter the actress I don't know why don't they just use her if she was a child actor. I'm pretty sure her family just pushed her. She was in the movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. She's in the movie. She's the one that sells him acid.

That's the one who played the daughter. I don't know why you're not. Kill Bill, the little girl? The girl that played the little girl in Kill Bill. That actress grew up. And in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, she plays the baby. What are you doing about her and Zendaya, then?

I don't know, because Uma Thurman wants her daughter to be in the movie. Kyle has Brokeback Mountain on Blu-ray. You mentioned the movie from 15 years ago. On a... You want to a Kyle has fag watches guy fuck fag on VHS

join 2021 I don't have any of those who has blu-ray what the fuck what is blu-ray what does a magical thing call blu-ray what is this

blu-ray what the fuck is that what's a blu-ray he has it on beta tapes gay beta max tapes I mean blu-ray why is anybody buying porn in 2021

anyway it's free on the internet it's stupid by the way there's two movies Tommy Boy and Black Sheep love Tommy Boy Black Sheep the better movie but when they

come on the Gary Busey thing I got all the things on Laserdisc Laserdisc was a thing before DVD like Sega CD was a thing before Sega Saturn

how does your brain go to that one scene that I now remember but how does your brain go to that one scene in that movie that he talks about? He has laser discs, dude. It was a great scene because they go through the mine. He caught Homeboy pissing and he tackled him. The mine, yeah, nigga.

But Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, great movie. Black Sheep, better great movie Black Sheep better movie Better storyline It's technically Not a sequel A better movie but It showed the difference in technology He said laser disc

It was before DVDs and shit but I just remember that movie I love that fucking scene. Black Sheep, way better. Not way. Yeah! I love it way better. Tommy Boy, great

movie. Black Sheep, technical sequel, better than Tommy Boy. I love that fucking movie. Good day, Gary Busey. Gary Busey is a great fucking actor. Is he acting? Let's niggas forget.

Gary Busey might be... Might be. He's one of my favorite actors. Every movie he's in is great. Every movie he's ever been in is great. Gary Busey is a great actor. Can we just say that, can we just come to the conclusion

that Beverly Hills Ninja has been remade into five different versions of Kung Fu Panda? Kung Fu Panda is basically Beverly Hills Ninja, and they're desecrating the memory of Chris Farley as a fat guy with that

fucking panda. It's a fucking disgrace. Beverly Hills Ninja stunk on ice. They didn't really stick in Mortal Kombat, dude, after Mortal Kombat. I don't know if the movie stunk. I'm not saying it didn't stink. I'm just saying that

February of the Conky Panda was it? To me, it's the same movie. I haven't really seen either of them. I'm just making the assumption based off the poster. I guess so. I haven't seen any of them

it's a fat panda you're saying they got the idea for Kung Fu Panda well I think Chris Farley looks like a giant fat panda in Kung Fu Panda I mean they could have got the idea off of that but the idea

but that's not a hard idea to come up with the idea of an anime movie. I mean, that's not a hard idea to come up with. If I were to think about the plot of Beverly Hills Ninja, it's basically the same plot with the G.I. Joe guy,

the ninja dude that they came out with. I don't know, but Beverly Hills Ninja was trash. Snake eyes! And it sucked. That was his last movie. Well, technically, his last movie unfortunately

was, um... Dirty Work. Dirty Work, unfortunately. But, uh... Yeah, I guess it's technically, but we're not going to go that deep into it. I'm not going deep into it. I'm not going deep in.

I'm just talking shit. I've never seen the movie. I'm waiting for this. This bitch is taking too long to get to the ring. Dude, I know. This is only the third fight. Don't get another one before the actual Jake Ball fight. No, this is it.

This is the co-main event. This is it. Oh, this is it. This is the co-main event. This is it. Oh, this is it? Wait, no it's not. Did I miss a fight completely? This is it. Is this one Jake Paul? I don't know. Yeah, Amanda Serrano

is the last one. I can't count, nigga. I hope so, but I can't count. She's a world champion. This Amanda Serrano's like this bitch No Is there not another fight within the main one? No, that's it. She's the co-main event. He's getting paid My god, oh stepped in the end Makoto's a very good fighter

But for Amanda Serrano, you're right. A big moment for a lot of different reasons. Yeah, considered one of the most... Can you imagine when Mike Tyson was fighting? Come to an event, some chicks are gonna slapbox. What? I think they're gonna really fight. I think they're gonna be... Yeah, there's chicks.

They're gonna... Another Puerto Rican Jesus fuck by the way another Amanda Nunes it's not real fighting like the UFC this bitch lost weight

she was 230 130 pounds and she came down to 115 these fat bitches She was 230 pounds and she came down to 115. These fat bitches. A bitch at 130 pounds. The fuck? I don't do my drafting.

Boy, the other girl in here, I don't know who she is. She looks like she's caught a lot of left hooks. He has a face like a catcher's mitt. Oh, oof. Oh, my god. It's a Mercado. It's too spick spidey. A Serrano and a Mercado.

Serrano and a Mercado. It's a pepper versus a fucking shopping center. Serrano and a Mercado. It's a pepper versus a shopping center. You're making yourself laugh at this point. I'm sorry, dude. No one blocked you, Lickers, today. I mean, these bitches are badass.

I don't know who they are, but they've been standing behind this little queer dude. Let me hear my Discord. I'm not letting you talk because I got a thousand niggas in there watching the fight. I will not talk to the Jake Paul fight. But this bitch does look like she's been touched. No, please talk.

I'm trying to get to the Jake Paul fight. The same two bitches, by the way. The ring car girls. I know. They just don't move. They're just bad bitches, dude. I don't know who they are. They're not bad. The one on the left, her body's better, but kind of milfy. I hear she's Spanish. I mean, I'm an older person. I like the milfy. And her hair, she's Spanish.

I mean, I'm an older person. I like the milfs. How old are you? I turn 47 at the end of the year. 11 years older than you are. Yeah. By the way, I don't... I mean, this Amanda Serrano, she's kind of... She's rough looking, but she looks like she'd be a good role in the hay. I have no interest in chicks fighting.

And by the way, you know the one transfer thing that would happen? If Amanda Nunes decided to box, she'd win. She'd make money, too. She'd probably be the greatest ever. She does MMA. Her thing is boxing. Could you imagine if no bitch could try and take her down?

That's the only hope they get against her is to take her down. They can't. She should be a boxer, but boxing stinks. But UFC won't let her have that contract to do that.

She's a slave to the UFC. I know. God damn, dude. This is like too much. I know. Just do it. I'm pretty sure there's another fight left before Jake Paul. You're telling me this is it?

Which I'm not lying. This is it. Oh, Willie. And this bitch should smash his other girl under two rounds. She should really smash. Anti-violent heat.

Way over righteous kill. And a question. Not even a question to do Heat. I'll take Heat. Heat's not that great of a movie either. Heat's a great movie. What are you talking about? The scene in Heat

is great. The movie stinks. The movie is fantastic. He has to go back and get revenge instead of walking off with a girl. The scene when they're off the bank and the final shootout is great. The movie stinks. There's multiple scenes that are great.

How about what he's talking about? Skinny Val Kimmerer, well, he's talking about skinny Val Kimmerer. You're a great ass. Come on. Skinny Val Kimmerer. Sorry. How about when he finds out Val Kimmerer's been fat for 80 years. I can't unsee him in that way. He was... I can't watch

Willow either. Wait a minute. How about the scene where he finds out his bitch is cheating on him? I can't watch Top Gun, Willow. Yeah, no. But Genie is bad. The scene in Heat is good.

Now he talks like... Heat overall stinks. He talks with a fucking Darth Vader thing. He has to vibrate his... Yeah, yeah, I know. It's gross. The Heat. The scene in heat is good.

The movie are... There's a bunch of nice scenes in heat. There's a great bunch of nice scenes in heat. You're lying. This scene where they rob the final bank is good. That's what's good in heat. You know the scene where they go face to face? Face to face in the diner? No, it's good in heat. You know the scene where they go face to face? Face to face in the diner?

No. It's a dumb scene. It's a great scene. Fucking fat Val Kilmer. They go face to face and he ordered two things of fucking pancakes. He wasn't fat in heat. I know! But I see him now.

And it's dumb. I'm watching two Puerto Ricans in a braids box. You can't empty the fat Malcolm here. He's super skinny now after he got cancer, so. I'm watching two chicks box. Well, the Serrano is like throwing some leather and this fucking other catcher's mitt. Just catch the punch bitch. You're not gonna win. Like I care about women fighting. She's wearing high socks socks it's stupid dad bring it a vodka what is this woman doing it's a chick fight so there's what it is. They should go to Bowen. They got bows. They're both braided up.

Dude, chicks, they're gonna get braided. They got long hair. Locker. It's right outside your door. I'm gonna bring it. Okay. Hold on. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back.

Adios. Cha-cha. This is Mikado Isma. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back.

I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. I'm gonna go in my bag and bring it back. Adios Muchachos This Ricardo is Mexican It's a Mexican chick Oh, doesn't it have the 10 round thing? Oh my god

You know these bitches are gonna go 10 rounds, yeah Ugh It might It might, I don't know can you just watch the Jake Paul thing my god

again annoying you know what's the most fun outside experience surprisingly a baseball game baseball's most You know what's the most fun outside experience, surprisingly? A baseball game. Baseball's the most boring sport ever. Baseball game is chill. Football games stink.

Basketball games... They stink too. In person, a baseball game. That would be kind of funny surprisingly I keep smashing you smelly foreigner Chubby smells like queso Suzy Q said you smell like queso or my banana like queso. Where are my empanadas, I mean,

Suzy? Where are the fucking empanadas? An empanada is. A couple of discords come on in the discord You queer But are you joining the discord Let me know in the chat to unmute you Because I was muted in discord

I mean Why would you ban I mean weren't you like Kyle's like Fan club and you banned him from your discord Ban me from their discord What kind of shit Were you talking about They lied like fan club and you ban them from your Discord? Ban me from their Discord. What kind of shit were you talking about? They lied.

There's no link for it to join the Discord. The most active members of my Discord. My Discord is like kind of dead. It's MOD Pride. I don't know what Mod Pride is. Mod Pride? I don't know what that is but if i invented the term because i fucked with you then i i take credit for it Real talk. I'm watching women box right now.

It's boring as fuck. This bitch doesn't want to knock you out. It's going to go off fucking 10 rounds. I know. The 30 second second one. You were talking about this is a game of tag. This bitch is playing game of tag. Yes, and by the way, they're braided.

Every bitch fight you see in real life, bitches do this thing. They grab each other's hair and they go... Because bitches know how to fight. We can't even get that. I don't know who won that game of tag. It's boring as fuck. I don't know. Hey, game of tag. It's boring as fuck. I don't know.

Hey, man, he's jumping rope. Hey, don't jump rope too much here. You might tie yourself out. These bitches are going to be a while. 3, 2, 1. Why is it the first fight was four rounds? Why is there a fight four rounds?

I don't know, man. By the way, you asshole. There better not be another fight. I'm counting another fight after this. You said this was it, the main one. This is the last fight. I'm looking at the card right now. There's only six fights scheduled.

This is the fifth. There's five fights. And Jake Paul's the fifth one. Oh, he's got a belt that got a moving thing on it I'm watching that you started training how good could you have gotten in that three years let everybody know they're about to find out I'm about to take down someone who's been boxing for five times as long as me who is a world champion who is known for his knockout power so i could sit here and talk about myself all i want but we're about to see we know that tywin woodley is a worldly adversary

in the ring but how about the war of words shorts like this you ever seen shorts like this i cannot let you steal my microphone i love you but i can't let you steal my microphone. Back to you guys. All right, thanks, Phoenix. And it was Amanda Swann who said she was going to steal the show. Yeah, like, you know, people donated scrolling across it. I was going to comment down there. That was kind of dope. That was kind of dope. Get a scrolling message.

That was kind of dope. He's got a super chat on his fucking belt. He's got a super chat on his belt. That's gonna do. I wish I could buy a button. I wish I could buy something where his super chat

scrolls across my clothing. Yeah, all you guys can just say Sheppy's a faggot and put it on Jake Paul's belt. They're going to give it to him. Cup of Discord is now in the Discord. There he is. Oh, they're going to mute him?

Yeah, well, he wants to talk some shit. All right. Boom. Unmuted. Boom. Come on. What's get it. What's up, homo? What's up? You're not the cup of discords

that talks to fucking Suzy Q. You're a different cup of discords. I'm not? No, you're not. Who am I? Are you trying to butch it up tonight? Because you usually sound like a homo when you're talking to your girl Now you're starting to sound like a homo you did try to butch it up are you trying to let it flow

You let it flow let it flow. Yeah, you're a big queer I think that's the most appropriate avatar you ever fucking pick. Is that character from... That's one of my best scenes. Try to get your joke out there. I'm not getting jokes. We're doing jokes? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you do jokes, Cup of Discords?

You do jokes. Do you know you've been arguing with a troll all night? So? What does it matter? What does it matter? what does it matter what does it matter what does it matter it's still shit talking about suzy q all the things i said about suzy q still apply to suzy troll or no troll i haven't read anything about anything the trolls put up other than me talking shit about Suzy Q. Listen, you squeak away. Squeak away. Okay, how am I squeaking away? Squeak.

He's got that little squeaky voice. Do I? I have a squeaky voice. What is your voice? You're a homo. You're a fag. You're the Suzy Q fag to her hag. That's what you do.

Explain to me. Explain to me. What was the fascination? Explain to me for the 500th time how you want the show to be better. Tell me again. What show? The show. You say Kyle's show.

You want it to be better. Tell us the 500th time how you liked how they were fighting I do all the time I don't understand Say again, you know you killed all his donations tonight I Killed all his donations. What do you get? If I if I killed all his donations have him, then he has the choice to not have me speak. He has the choice not to have me speak.

You don't have the choice. Why do you care about his donations, Kappa? What do you mean why do I care about his donations? Why do you care? I'd like Kyle to have donations. Look what he's doing for us tonight. Then why don't you donate, Kappa? My Shadows donated over $900.

My Shadows donated? Okay, donate tonight. You're the one complaining about donations. How many more? You're Jewish, aren't you, Kappa? You're a Jew. You sound like a Jew. You're a Jew. You sound like a Jew. You're a Jew.

You sound like a Jew. You sound like a fucking annoying. Oh, my God. You know, you know, you destroyed. I hate all you East Coast people. I hate you. I hate East Coast people. I do.

I hate East Coast people. You're the worst. I hope that you live in New York City. I hope you live on Long Island. I hope you live in New Jersey. I hope a super hurricane destroys your whole fucking place in the next 10 years. That's what I pray for. Every fucking day

I pray for a super hurricane to hit the East Coast and wash it away all you useless motherfuckers in New York, in Philadelphia, New Jersey. I think you should go. I think you should go. You got nothing else. Quit repeating yourself.

What else you got? Kyle, this is better than the chick fight, right? Quit trying to butch it up. Quit trying to butch it up. We know you're a big fucking homo. We know you're a big homo. You hang out there and complain about the quality of the show. You did how many shows with Suzy Q about the quality of the show? You are so cringe, man.

Everything that comes out of your mouth. No one's cringe. A fat, ugly, old man like yourself saying the word cringe. How old are you, Sheppy? Sheppy, how old are you? We're probably the same age. I'm not using the word cringe. You you're using the word cringe first of all first of all first of all all you idiots all you idiots all you idiots are fucking people who come over here you came over here from fucking radio gunk

and everybody at radio gunk is over 50 or 60 no no i know what i'm talking about is all you faggots came over here from radio gunk you're a radio are you on the rate are you are you not in radio gunk on radio gunk what the fuck are you talking about chad you know what your radio gunk is i've seen you in their chat i've seen your checkupunk is. I've seen you in their chat. I've seen your chat, Kappa. Wait a minute. I've seen you in their chat. I've seen you in their chat. Good for you, Chubby. No, don't act like you don't know what radio gunk is.

And everybody at radio gunk is a bunch of 60-year-old people who are listening to Howard Stern in the 90s. You're listening to Howard Stern in the 90s. And you're fucking on that fucking Discord. You're a bunch of 60-year-old people. So don't acts and you're thinking on that fucking discord your but six zero people So don't act and you're using the word cringe all you motherfuckers All people like you You're using the word cringe your six-year-old using the word cringe. You're a 60-year-old person using the word cringe. Why are you using it? You're a Radio Gunk guy.

Radio Gunk's demographics are 60-year-old people from the East Coast like you. Jews. Jews. All right. Jews. Jews. Yeah, Howard Stern. Everybody, imagine that.

East Coast Jews like fucking another East Coast Jew. Holy shit. Is this chick fight still going on, Kyle? Oh, he's giving up already here, Kyle. Jews like fucking another East Coast Jew. Holy shit. Is this chick fight still going on, Kyle? Oh, he's given up already here, Kyle. He already gave up. What? He gave up.

You're losing. You're not saying anything. You're not saying anything, Kappa. No, I don't have to shut the fuck up. I had you come here to fight, and you're doing a horrible job, Kappa. You 60-year-old fucking Howard Stern radio gunk Jew who used the word cringe gay Jew you're a gay Jew

you're a gay Jew alright you are you're a fucking gay Jew now you I mean Susie Q can get me empanadas I want you to get me some matzo ball soup here Gay fag

Okay Where's the matzo Where's the matzo cuppa How about at least Can you at least give me the marble rye How about the marble rye I can't give you anything but some fucking advice to shut up. Give you something anything but the fucking advice. Oh my god Right being nobody you make no money now Shepi is a millionaire off of YouTube,

so what are you going to give him? I don't know about that. I'm losing my fucking pants on that fucking apartment complex because of this whole shit with Joe Biden. I'm losing my pants on this fucking shit. Hey, shut up.

Think of her, Shepi. Shepi, like I said, if I started YouTube when I was Sheppie, a very multi-millionaire, now he's not as mean. He did make some money doing this platform back before you could do

this platform. So Sheppie has money. But nobody believes it, so I don't really care. Cuppa is not going to believe it. So I'm not here to believe it. I just want to know, why do you like, why did you guys band together, the quartet of dummies? Why did you band together to make a show about Kyle? I don't understand it. Sheffy, are you married?

Yes, I am. How many lives are you leading in your life? You're not fucking married. Why am I not married? What, did you get a mail order bride? No, I didn't get a mail order bride. No, I didn't get a mail order bride. Real quick. Real quick, what's her birthday?

August 26th. Of what year? 1995. You asked. I gave you the answer. Is that sufficient for you? What's your anniversary? Our anniversary is, I'm going to say October. I'm not going to tell you exactly. I'm not trying to dox myself, dipshit.

I'm not going to dox myself to you, dipshit. I've given up. First of all, what's your point, cuppa? What's your point? You are, in fact, a radio gunk retard. You are, in fact, an old Jew from the East Coast and you are in fact a dude Inappropriately fascinated with Kyle and him being a young kid in this No, you were trying to watch the fight and you were trying to talk shit now you're

To me and you're not doing a good job of it Because you guys are stupid idiots and that stupid little quartet that you formed I'm asking you why you form the quartet you formed So nice when you're not fucking talking. Oh, so you're giving mercy. You might as well mute him now. He's already cried mercy four times, Kyle. Mercy.

He's already said, I don't want to hear you talk anymore. Oh, my God. I can't stand it anymore. You shouldn't get in a fight, dude. You're not capable of talking shit. So why did you guys do this? You're not capable of talking shit. So why did you guys do this? You're not capable of talking shit. You're not.

And your 60-year-old people shouldn't be using the word cringe. You should just be using Facebook and talking to... If you had kids, you're gay. I'm not saying you have any kids. But if you were a typical 60-year-old, you should just talk to your grandkids on Facebook. All right, cuppa. The food's been here for like an hour now. I can't.

All right. All right, son. Watch it. Good. Hey, Dad. Hey, Dad. Hey, Dad. What's up Des Wait

Keep battling each other I'm talking to Des Don't get in our fire car Des What else is there to say What else is there to say about this dude This dude here Me and Des are doing

Logistical shit Yeah you can see each other Yeah And logistical shit. Yeah, you see each other and everything. Yeah. Who came and... Yeah, you dummies are dummies. But... It didn't start. Anyway, I was battling...

Hey, Ongo, Ongo, Ongo, good boy again. Ongo, good boy again. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? Well, you don't know what Ongo, Ongo, Gabloigigan. Ongo, Gabloigigan. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? Well, you don't know who Ongo Gabloigigan is? Wait, you don't know who Ongo Gabloigigan is? You don't know who that is? Ongo Gabloigigan. All right.

That's your fucking avatar. Why did you pick the avatar? What shitty shit did you Google to get that avatar? If you don't know who Ongo Gabloigigan is. the avatar what you what shitty did you google to get that out if you don't know who own gold the blood again is chappy calm the down no no no no i want to know don't tell me to calm the down you're stupid calm the why do you east coast calm down calm down we're in a talking contest we're in a shit-talking contest. We're in a shit-talking contest, dude. I'll get it out. You!

And you're telling me to come on? This is the fifth time you've begged me to let up on you. It's like the fifth time. You've already done it. You've already done it. Stop. Mercy. Mercy, stop.

I don't know. I'm just trying to watch this. So, I, stop. I don't know. I'm trying to watch this. I hate you. I'm physically starting to hate you. I really hate you. I wish I can get a Nazi symbol and fucking just

an iron cross heated up in a fucking something to heat it up in a fucking forge and get it on a fucking thing and stamp your fucking head with it I want to stick And I can't play that because I hear how you do it is your jigsaw things so we're gonna watch this I want to commit hate crimes on you now.

Get in the room. You Jews. I don't even want to play happening. You fucking. And I have to wait until fucking midnight. Jews. Jews. Jews.

Why are you the most important people in the world, Jews? I'm not. Once again, I have to tell you. What? Well. If you're on my Discord, I'm watching my screen thing. Because then I'm going to do a live stream on the thing I'm watching. So If you're in my Discord, I'm watching my screen thing that I'm going to do on the live stream. So if you're in my Discord,

I'm watching all the fights. This is not a fight. These two women aren't fighting. They're tagging each other. This isn't a fight. Yeah, every time I switch, I talk to you and these niggas. Oh wait, Coolboy's in here too.

RDA Coolboy's in here. He wants to watch a free fight. That's what I got. A thousand niggas on my Discord right now. And I think I'm going to fuck it up. But no, I'll get right out of here now. Yeah, I guess I got to... Jesus Christ, this fight's going to go fucking ten rounds.

Did your fight with this dude go ten rounds? It's eight rounds already. It's eight fucking rounds. Who are you arguing with? A couple of discourses. Who are you arguing with? I don't know who he is. I'm kind of bored with the argument at this point.

This fucking fight. He's so concerned about your donation. Fuck you. Damn, this fucking fight went 10 rounds. It's going to go 10 rounds. The people in the audience. There's people in the audience who are asleep in this fucking fight. There's that guy right there.

Right there. He's asleep. Right behind him. Oh, he looked up. These people are bored to death. She had the opportunity to do something, this fucking Serrano,

and she did nothing with it. She went 10 rounds. She's gone 10 rounds and done nothing with this Mercado. What do I... Jesus Christ. It's a horrible fight. I am on. Nobody's going to want to watch another female

boxing match after this. The fact. Really fucking shit fight. And we... There Look at this fucking shit fight. There might not be another one, motherfucker. There's not, but... Yeah, you get advocated.

You get advocated and there might not be another one. I get sworn there's another one. I fucking pray there isn't. I think there is, but you asshole. I'm still watching women box.

I'm watching women box. Yeah, women shouldn't box and they shouldn't vote. They should just stay in the kitchen cooking the potatoes. My hair. Learn how to make crunch toast and home fries. This Michelle Rodriguez bitch

never did anything with her punches. Did nothing. Nothing with her punches. You're a real asshole. It's fucking... Meaning, next fight better be Jake Paul. The fight I'm up for.

Sheppey shops. You know, I'm not reading the chat. Dumbies, but whatever. Chippy shops at 80% I mean, that's like an old person's joke anyway, whoever that is. I think it might be Ross. That guy's a fucking piece of work somebody's already doxxed his name

but I don't care to repeat it here but it's a stupid name I think I'm gonna be awake or an actual fucking fight in the stream when I'm watching my discord I'm gonna be discord let me battling the big ball fighting them George wound this fight and we all watch it was shipping this

is I hate this fight I hate whatever this is. Of course you do. It's a women's wedding. You don't like this fight. Oh, she cut her. She finally cut her. She cut her cheek. It took nine rounds for somebody to draw blood. Well, I just saw that she got cut in the cheek, and it took nine rounds for this bitch to get her face fucked up.

Nine rounds. Oh, yeah, they go ten. They're nine out of ten. Yes. in the cheek and it took nine rounds for this to get her face up nine rounds oh yeah they got ten they're not then yes they're wrong i think you lied to me the jay quarrel fight it's right after this know the fight. It's the most money this stupid Michelle Rodriguez bitch has fucking made in her life. I don't know what I need. Yeah. I don't know why I didn't take the fight. I didn't get anything. I don't know what I need't know what she's doing.

You should just give up. There's no way she can win this fight. Just give up. Get up. She's got a giant scar on her face. She wasn't good looking to begin with. Now she's got a giant scar. She has a dueling scar.

Just give up. Just give up. I don't know what to think. dueling scar just give up just give up that is oh I will be here. Yeah. You got knocked off of YouTube. I don't know how to explain it. Yeah. You got knocked off of YouTube. Oh. Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my. What did you do? I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know. I don't know. You should be. I don't know what you're doing. I can't.

I don't know what you're doing. I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry. No, you're not. I think they kicked you off. It says policy violation. It says policy violation. It says that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You probably need to delete this stream because you had jake paul versus tyron woodley they went around looking for that oh the fact retard cunt who doesn't care about anything. You're back on YouTube.

I'm back. Is this a replay? You're back. I'm back? Yep. What was it taking out earlier? Was it a strike? It was a violation.

Right after you showed the fight, you put up a thing. It triggered something. I don't know. Maybe one of your stupid audiences would report you. I'm back, though. Yeah, you're back on. But the RDA is going around doing mass reporting channels.

That's a new thing. I don't know those faggots, man. They are. They're faggots. I don't know how those faggots, but... They are. They're faggots. I don't know how to get a strike. Do I have an audience on YouTube? By the way, I don't look so many on Instagram. I wish I had a new one. I wish I had a new one of these things.

It's keeping me more difficult. So the YouTube thing was shocking me because I don't play this on youtube because i'm a dummy you showed a little clip of the wind fighting right after that that's when it said content violation oh what did it end or is this a moment it kicked back up so it was just like it's one of those things where you definitely need to delete this as soon as you shut off the screen. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. What's your email?

God, check it out. I'm telling you, those faggots new thing is to go mass report. All hundred of them go try to mass report channels now. They think that's funny. All right. Email. Email. right cool boy that's what you guys do cool boy you're here in chat you can hear me uh-oh

your stream was interrupted, Jake Paul. And, I don't know, my streams are interrupted. Ah, I'm back on now, right? Yeah, you are back on. Guys, I didn't even do shit about it. I kinda wish they'd interrupted me going live. All right. There it is once again.

All right, people. We're going to watch the Jake Paul fight. Join my Discord. Link, we're going to watch the Jake Paul fight. And a screen share. By the way, if you join my Discord people on my Discord, by the way, have been watching every fight live.

That's why there's a thousand niggas on my Discord. I'm talking to yous and you're like, Kyle, you're just talking. If you join my Discord, they're watching the full video. You can screen share. I've been screen sharing the entire fight thing.

That doesn't make it a Discord. They've been just watching all the fights. But yeah. They've been watching every fight on my Discord. And it's pretty close. Your stream is pretty close to what I'm

watching live on my TV. You're like two seconds behind. Five seconds the most. The delay is almost nothing. I got scared because they ended the thing. Yeah, this fucking Serrano won.

Serrano. Wasn't Serrano won. Serrano. Serrano. Wait, wasn't Serrano the nigga from Major League 2, the black guy? Yeah. The balls thing? What? Joe Boo. Joe Boo.

Yeah, it wasn't him. They did it. Major League 2. Joe Boo. Joe Boo. I played for you, Joe Boo. Joe Boo Joe Boo I'm playing through you Joe Boo yeah he's the guy who does those

commercials for one of the insurance companies like that's his job alright apparently some chick on them eight belts and a pillow on it

are we on to the... You said it was it. Jake Paul is next, right? It's next. It's next. That's what he's saying right now, that guy in the ring, that ball-headed. Shippy loves Montrose lifestyle. What's a Montrose?

It's an area It's actually a road Here in Houston Around Rice And it's considered a district And it's supposed to be The gay district in Houston The Montrose district You know like when

Morgan Freeman got out of Shawshank And he had to meet... Hey, Juan Taneo. Come to say Juan Taneo. It was a rock that magically had $800 in it and they got to meet Andy Dufresne. Andy Dufresne craw I don't know what that is. Andy Dufresne crawled through a mile of shit. I'm coming here for ball seasons.

You're an effeminate boomer, Shepi. Why didn't Suzy join the voice chat, by the way? Because that's not the real Susie, apparently, according to Cuppa. They have somebody else. That's the real Susie. The vacuum cleaner. Just kidding, Susie.

Do you do Windows, Susie? I don't know Windows. Hey, buddy, I don't know Windows. I will not allow you to talk about Susie like that, sir. Si, senor. I will make it banana Chevy is a money killer for Kyle you're a money guy for me no I think Kyle makes about

$15,000 a month off his channel, so I don't know if I'm killing his money. I don't make the videos. I don't even know about Sheppy. Sheppy knows what this is. Yeah. I mean, I think he makes between

$10,000 and $ 10 and 15 at this point yeah you call it when you called that video directly you made I'm pretty sure yeah it pisses me off you know this much

so it's between 10 and 15 thousand a month I mean if you keep this up it's just going to go up I mean you can probably ride this out for three years what you do with that money. It's up to you You gotta save it invest it. I would buy Bitcoin, but you don't believe in it But the funny thing is they think that you got Nothing in your Guatemalan wife and why are you doing anything? She's Cuban. She's not Guatemalan.

I don't like Guatemalan. Okay. Can she do a cubic square? She's not good at math. Can she do a Rubik's Cube? She's Cuban. She's not good at math. She's a Rubik's Cube since she's Cuban. She's Cuban. Can't be that.

They're a Rubik's Cube. I don't think she's ever seen a Rubik's Cube. She's born in 1995. You're Cuban. You're not a Rubik's Cube. I don't think she's ever seen one. I've got to ask her

if she's seen a Rubik's Cube. I've never talked to her about a Rubik's Cube People from Cuba fucking retarded in a Rubik's Cube She's never heard of a slide She's from Tampa, she's not from Cuba Her mom is from Cuba And her grandma

She never heard of stairs, a ladder By the way, they're all pissed at Joe Biden They're all mad at Joe Biden They're mad, they're mad, they're mad They're pissed at Joe Biden. They're all mad at Joe Biden. They're mad, they're mad, they're mad. They're mad at Joe Biden and Jeff Bezos. You know, politics. They don't want a Rubik's Cube stairs.

They don't want to do that. No, she's... I'm here because I want to watch the fight. Watch the fight. to watch the fight. Watch the fight. I'm here because I don't I'm not allowed to put the TV to put the fight on the big TV in the living room. She wants to fight though.

I get that. She doesn't watch these fights. I mean, she's there. She might want to sleep. Bitches are weird. Let me announce something by the way People talk word to each other On the internet Yeah they do It's so bizarre to me

I've never seen you so much Suck my dick Fuck you Everything Of course I've seen you so much. Suck my dick. Fuck you. Everything. All that. Everything. Of course,

I'm not going to... They never said that in real life, we'll fight, but... They will see each other in real life and they still see the shit. That's the crazy thing, buddy. You will see them in real life. But they all talk the same wordo shit to me which is bizarre I don't know what this fight by the way

you're saying they wanted to go to midnight so they're going to stall for another 40 minutes according to you according to you Paul vs Woodley let's go. It's next. They got gloves on. They're getting ready to come out.

There's no other fight. I don't know. They're on. This shit started at 7 o'clock my time. It's already going to be 11. I don't know. I don't think they're going to fucking know what's in the air. already gonna be 11. I don't know. I don't think they're gonna fucking know.

Woodley says he'll use his newfound jab, slips, head movement to get on the inside, and then will walk Paul down like a bully. Woodley says once he connects with his right hand, Jake Paul will go to sleep.

Before we get to the main event, here's a preview of copy. How are you doing? How are you doing? I'm housing people in this thing right here. Where's my food? Over there. What did we get? What did we get?

What have you ordered? What did I get? I don't know. What did you get? Oh, did you bring it to me? See the bag? I ordered Chinese. You ordered pizza.

I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. I ordered pizza. What did you get? Oh, could you bring it to me? See a bag, when you order Chinese. You ordered pizza, stupid, here you go. My pizza came in this plastic bag. That's the other stuff you ordered from the pizza.

No, my pizza came in a plastic bag. Hey, come in here and chill. I don't wanna chill. Hmm? I don't want to chill. Did you open up this pizza and bring your face to pizza? Yeah, I'm not bringing a whole box of pizza in this room. You can't trade nothing to the live stream. The thing that pays the bills. Whatever.

Oh, sure, you got a hole in your shirt. Yeah, I'm going to pay the bills. Yeah, okay. Whatever. I'm going to go to bed. I should have helped you use. Of course I paid the bill, you fat, ugly, cross-eyed fuck. I didn't care what you had to say about anything.

She annoyed me I had to try to pay attention to a dozen of things um Jake Paul fight really next 111 I'm gonna wait an hour without a job I'm gonna be down here for it

um in 85 and used it to perfection in casting himself as the great disruptor here's a guy who is serious about boxing here's a guy went from being a punch watching boxing news like do YouTube reviews or something and watching when your boxing dudes have nothing to do and the Jake Paul what happens like oh you're the last video anything reviews or something what the fuck I'm gonna drop out so if anybody can't get in here to watch it oh please don't drop out

can we just do the fucking fight I'm gonna drop out so you can watch the fight anybody here you gotta drop out cause you're bored cause I'm bored and drop out so you can watch the fight. Anybody here. You've got to drop out because you're bored. I'm bored and I want to go to the living room. So they wait until midnight to do it. All right.

I got it. I want to go to the living room and watch it on the bigger, bigger TV because she's gone. Don't talk to me. Obviously, the fight's not going to be done. It's the fight time. We're going to wait 40 fucking minutes. I want to get my beer and I want to get some popcorn

and I'm going to sit on the... I'm going to deuce it up. I'm going to hang out with the dogs on the couch. Later, guy. Popcorn? Where's your butter? You don't need any popcorn. Oh my god.

I'm running out of fights to have done. It's time for the Jake Paul fight. I'm just delaying. We're not going to do it. I'm going to wait. My food's here too, by the way. So I'm gonna wait. My food's here too, by the way, so I'm not gonna order anything. Gonna watch the Jake Paul, Tyrone Woodley. I don't have to do the Discord thing again, do I?

Can someone unmute me if you wanna to talk to someone, Kyle? Alright, um, Kappa. You're Kappa in a thing, right? What is up, Kappa? Alright, man, who's winning? What is up, Kappa? Kappa, what's good? What's good? Hello?

Kyle, can you hear me? Yeah, we hear you, Kappa. Kappa Disco was good. Alright, who's gonna win? I don't know. I just wanna watch a fucking dumb fight? I don't know. It's a fucking dumb fight. I don't know nor care. You have to make a prediction.

I guess Jake Paul, then. Okay. And who's Tyrone Woodley again? I don't know. That's why I picked Jakeley again I don't know that's why I picked I don't either he's an athlete right he might be a great fighter though might beat the fuck out of him

I don't know he looks pretty jacked I wouldn't want to fight him me all we have is a black screen black screen yeah I can't see the whatever the stream is

me or you personally now it's back yeah oh look at Dave Chappelle Now it's back. Yeah. Oh, look at Dave Chappelle. He is looking old, man. Hey. All right. There's the leg breaker. 11-20.

Is this really not another fight? My god. No, this is it. Why can't the primetime fight be at 10? This is weird on a Sunday. I agree with you, man. This is odd on a Sunday. It is Sunday.

I guess Saturday would be weird too, but Sunday, but... Right. That would make sense. The Super Bowl does it too. We can wrap this up. Why do they get to go to one in the morning?

I don't get it. Look at this goofy motherfucker. You're going to play by play of the fight and release it after? Why do all swimmers have big ears? I don't want to see

the fucking fight. What? Why do all swimmers have big ears? Do you have big ears? UFC fighters have those weirdo ears yeah cauliflower there's a lot of people there where is this where is this arena it's a lot of people there. Arena? The homos in the MMA.

By the way, all the MMA champions don't have cauliflower. Conor McGregor doesn't have cauliflower ears. John Jones doesn't have cauliflower ears. The winners don't have cauliflower ears. John Jones John the winners

don't call it a flower ears or the fucking losers do the niggas who make money MMA and the best John Moons Jones don't call it a flower ears the losers who stink at it don't call it a flower ears

some faggot badge of honor or shit The losers who stink out of their cock-bobby ears. Some faggot badge of honor or shit. They think it's actually the champions and shit. They don't have it. But they got an image to take care of. Where am I going to see a chick?

Can they fix that with surgery or something? It's an easy fix. They won't't do it it's a badge of honor from them yeah Rose oh yeah it's just it's a easy fix in them they won't do it a badge of honor you know the people who won don't have them Randy Randy Couture has that his nasty I think he was at the beginning of the sport when the sport didn't matter Randy Couture is like what's her fucking name people love her

the female chick the wrestling chick what's her name the one that got beat the chick The one that got beat. The chick. The one that beat. What the fuck is her name?

The mean chick. One who's champion now? Ronda Rousey. She dominated the sport before it became a sport. Yeah, there weren't a lot of competitors when she got into that. Then when it got real, she couldn't deal with it. Yeah.

You're getting real about it. I agree with you. She got the wrestlers a chicken that held you down. Then the second it got real, she lost and got taken over. Well, it was good. I agree with you that Nunez could be a good boxer. But don't you think that she could make more money in the UFC now? How much money can a girl boxer make?

Nunez isn't in the UFC. What's that? Amanda Nunez is a UFC fighter. Yeah, but you were saying she should go and do boxing. But can't she make her shit ton more money? Well, she shouldn't. But what I'm watching now, because I'm with Jake Paul,

I'm watching boxing. And I'm, could you imagine Amanda doing boxing? Amanda knew this. And like, Amanda should have walked in and had the beer. If it was only, she's the greatest boxer ever. She does it during MMA, though.

Could you imagine if she had, if she was boxing now, she would destroy everything. But she does it in MMA. I'm just thinking if she I'm watching now is boxing. And she matches all these bitches that way. She was taught to hit as a man. She's a one-off.

I'm watching in a Showtime thing. Can we get that? Do you think you can, Jerkos? I know. They're wearing... Are they doing a bit? Are you watching what I'm watching? The bow ties and the white sweatshirts.

Oh, these bars still. Yeah, you're watching. They're doing a bit. They're doing a bit. You can a bit you're gonna get to the light all right i thought i was like hallucinating all right paul woodley all right we're gonna do it by the way all right everyone clamber down my discord join it link chat there we go join it on screen share

uh but in the live stream I'm gonna watch the final fight oh by the way I picked the blonde man I would too fucking old man by the way, I picked the blonde, man. I would, too. Look at that blonde. Fucking old man. By the way, Showtime. There's nothing wrong with that.

Michael Buffer's. Wait. I like. Wait, I like Michael Buffer. Who's the younger? Fuck Bruce Buffer. You're going to get Michael Buffer. He does the UFC, and you fucking hate him, man.

I don't know, Michael. You're going to get Michael Buffer. He does the UFC and you fucking hate him, man. I don't know about Michael. You're going to get Michael Buffer. I love him, man. For some reason you hate him. How could you hate Michael Buffer or either of them? I love Michael Buffer. I love Bruce Buffer. But Bruce is a ripoff of his older brother.

Yeah. Let's get his older brother, was gonna say his older brother though what are you doing Showtime what an interesting way to make a living the Buffer brothers the Buffer brothers I wish I knew who Tyrone Woodley is oh he's a UFC fighter

ok we're about to share out this hype, though. The industry. Last chance to hit the Discord. I know he is now. Boy. This is why I played as Hansel tonight.

I know he is now. Shit. is now shit how much do you think Michael Walker he's rude all right you get white boy summer and I'm taking Tyrone Tyrone Woodley. I ain't taking him. I don't give a fuck enough to take someone. I just enjoy them all. I'm going to enjoy this. I'm going to be

a son. I have no money in on anybody and I'm gonna fuck. And Dez is a cunt. Look at him train on the beach. Isn't that scary? Look at that train footage montage. Can't even have fun

and do my draft beer thing. I sip a beer out of the bottle and watch this. Because Desiree, it's a fucking... I got a bag of... What is this even? I don't know. I'm sacrificing for you. Now it's time to watch the fight, man.

It's fun time. Look at his entrance. There's an entrance happening right now. interest is happening WWF look at all this shit We made a bill out the progress I'm about to switch up the top That shit gonna fuck up the progress On the ground But there are boxers And they're on faggot shit

So nobody cares Nigga Wait on This fucking nigga way on this fucking fucking homo fits right yeah nigga did you play the bell before you... You need to get in there. You need to get in there. You need to get in there. This fucking...

Who's the fake rapper next to him? Rapping nothing. That's what I'm thinking. We don't have time for this bullshit. Who's the rapper? Get in there and rip his ass. What the... They're cutting the mixtape.

We don't have time for this. There's no new rapper with no single. Tyrone Woodley. I guess I will. We're watching it. We're watching it. There's a long ass walk. Give him a segue or something.

Come on. Come on. His teeth or his mouthpiece? I'm just saying. You look like you have buck teeth fucking braces, you faggot. What am I looking at? He's wearing pink shorts. He's wearing short shorts.

He's wearing pink short shorts. I'm watching faggots right now. What the fuck am I looking at? My dude, the girls have bigger shorts. I don't know what I'm watching. Yeah, and I was about to end the stream and watch this. I might have to put this on. You know what?

I might risk the fucking cover. Risk it. Let's go for it, man. This is so gay. Yeah. I'm going to have to go now. If you're in my Discord, by the way, I can't end this on livestream.

Watching the whole thing, the channel has stopped in my Discord. He just still got his headphones on. What the fuck am I watching? Why does he still have his headphones on? You can't talk to him. Uh oh, here we go. Come out, I am a guy.

I am a guy. Does that involve robots? Fuck, I have no idea what that is. My man, alright. Did he play the Purge Countdown? Did he play the Purge Countdown? Fuck you, dude! You back! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The Cleveland native and undefeated fighter known as the problem child Head crowd is It's not fight Can this guy fight? Kyle can this guy fight? Look how long his head is

A drone shot? What high quality drone A drone shot? What? I called him. What? I don't know whether you know who Jake Paul is. That's me. Is he really into Cleveland? Yeah, there is. He's 24-year-old Jake Paul. All right. Stepping into a boxing ring for his fourth professional. Cleveland? Yeah there is. Alright. My Discord! You motherfuckers!

Download my Discord! You're watching the whole thing in my Discord. Me down on the knock. So far the best combat sports fighter that he has faced. He's never been past two rounds remember? Only that woman in terms of creating knockouts. So we'll see how he does against Whitley.

Yeah Manny of course, considerable circus act. but you know what he has undeniable star power has the ability to put butts in seats and he is taking the sport of boxing seriously absolutely and he's worked hard i mentioned he's inspired with people like john pascal a world champion and so he looks he's doing the best he can to be the best boxer he can and this is a process and he has legitimate power in that right hand and oh yeah so does Tyron Woodley as we go to the tail of the tape for tonight's meme event as we take a look at these numbers i think the big numbers 39 from tyron woodley we know of course he's lost uh a bunch of mma matches in a row how much is still there at age 39 i think that's a central

question and the rules for the main event no three knockdown rule in effect only the referee can stop the fight a fighter cannot be saved by the bell in any round all right if an accidental power headbutt causes a fight to end within four rounds it's a no decision after four they go to the scorecards for a technical decision welcome to 2021 is jimmy lennon Jr. Ladies and gentlemen, from the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse here in Cleveland, Ohio, we present the featured battle of the evening. The most valuable promotions along with Frank Warren

and Queensberry promotions on Holden Productions and Showtime pay-per-view sponsored by Barstool

Sportsbook. Tonight's action is under the supervision of the Ohio State Boxing Commission Executive Director Bernie Profoto. Introducing our judges scoring scoring from ringside,

from Pennsylvania, Dana DiPaolo. From Ohio, Jaime Garagui. And also from Ohio, Phil Rogers. Our referee in charge, he'll be giving instructions after the introductions, George Nichols.

Alright fans, here we go with the main event of the evening, eight rounds of boxing in a cruiserweight special attraction. And now, ladies and gentlemen in attendance, and boxing fans joining us around the world. That girl's a 10. Live from Cleveland, Ohio, it's showtime! Live from Cleveland, Ohio Representing his home of st louis missouri he weighed in at 189 and one half pounds with a background in wrestling he was a two-time

all-american and big 12 conference champion tonight making his boxing debut ladies and gentlemen please welcome the sensational former uf UFC welterweight champion of the world, introducing the chosen one, Tyron Woodley's a proud of her point. ...cross the ring, fighting out of the blue corner, wearing multi-color trunks, a native son of Cleveland, Ohio. He weighed in

at 190 pounds even. He is undefeated in his young campaign in the professional arena. With a record of three wins, no losses. All three wins coming by way of knockout ladies and gentlemen here's the popular media sensation the acclaimed content creator and undefeated fighter known as the problem child introducing jay Jake Paul!

You were further handled. Referee in charge, now to give instructions, where's your man, Jared Nichols? Who's next? His brother's son. All right, I don't know. Boxers. Don't wait long enough.

All right, you made it, Kyler. Here we go. This ain't gonna be easy. Oh man. Welcome, boxers. I want you to protect yourself at all times. Obey my commands at all times. You were given your instructions previously. Touch them up, fight hard and clean jake paul refuses to touch gloves he would rather tattoo woodley with punches once the bell goes george nichols in his 21st professional bout as a referee

it is tyron woodley's professional boxing debut against Jake Paul looking to go for The action underway Paul in the orange and immediately when you look at Tyron Woodley coming from mixed martial arts everything is different this is surreal we've never seen time in the stage you mentioned the right hand for Jake Paul his team told me all week look out to the left. The left will be his undoing. That's the secret weapon we haven't shown yet. There's Paul with a right hand to the body of Woodley.

Woodley came out and threw an awkward right hand. He will try and get the overhand right in. He has to hope and Paul would like to counter him, and he does it. He has to hope Paul can't counter him. Paul talks a Super Bowl-sized game. This is his own personal Super Bowl, and what an atmosphere here tonight, guys.

Yeah, it's astonishing that the energy in this play is pretty amazing. Now you mentioned that overhand right. He had a lot of success with that in mma but that's a sports when people are anticipating the takedown it won't work as well by the bigger paul before going downstairs with the right and woodley told us you know he didn't use the jab that much in mma but he's worked on it very hard he's hoping he can use it in this fight so far he hasn't Woodley has to be careful standing straight up

and the big knock on Woodley has been over the last four fights stuck in neutral can he feel comfortable out of his comfort zone in this new sport he has lost 16 straight rounds we want to see some aggression question what leads well to continue to fight it felt like the fire was gone maybe this will be he could get lit up and blown out by Jake Paul showed some fire in his last fight against Vicente Luque, but then he got finished in the first round. So he has to be measured, but we want to see some aggression as well.

He's definitely measured here in the opening round. Going to the body with a couple of right hands, but still very robotic, very mechanical early on for Lugan. And Paul using looks much more comfortable. Yeah, using all of this ring using

the jab and putting some combinations together so far paul working with a bj flores a former title challenger yeah to steal it out and woodley has got pointers from the likes of floyd money mayweather worked with cuban boxing trainer pedro diazz Eric Brown so he has his fair share of boxing intelligentsia in his corner and in his camp only six punches in the first round meanwhile paul landed six punches while throwing 20. yeah i will come out in the first 10 minutes and you're not gonna be nothing in boxing or anything who cares kyle what are these guys getting paid for this what what are these guys getting paid for this? What? What are these guys getting paid for this?

Millions. Multi-millions. Even Woodley? I don't pay a bunch of money. You know what I mean? And they get a cut of the gate and the pay-per-view, right? Yeah, but when you talk to you, I get paid way more than you at your normal job.

Yeah. They pay more than me. We only get more money than you. All right, here we go. Round two. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying to you. Yeah, everybody. I'm sorry. A lot of pro boxers, which, again, Kyle what's going on, man?

Just leave it on. There you go. The old Woodley, or is it the one in 2016 who was pushing the pace? Why is Woodley staying out of his range? He's put on. Nothing happening. Don't you think? Why is he staying so far out?

He's so much shorter. He's got to get in there. All right. Dad. I'm dead. I'm dead. Eight rounds. I'm not going to do the eight, though. This looks like an exhibition fight. Well, isn't it

this looks like that roy jones and tyson punch each other at some point you guys can't dance all night this is a thing around there you go. They're bright pink shorts. I'm blocking them. Are they faggot shorts? Oh, nice jab. I'm gonna be Tyrone Woodley. I guess that's some good shit, I guess. I don't know, I guess, yeah.

And boxing. This sport where you get to tap someone on your shoulder and you win. I tapped you more times, so I win. I was going to tap you, I win. I was scared when I tapped you. I didn't hurt you. I tapped you. Whitley can't be that scared of his power. Maybe he's just trying to push him a little bit into later rounds.

He can't be that scared of his power. That's funny. Boxing, boxing. I tapped you, so I win. I tapped you more times to tag your yeah but no one wants to see him tap each other shit there you go yeah he's my dinner for you can tell or not you can they go to punch with your points anymore then our damn boxing thanks I mean what's the most rounds Paul ever has ever gone so maybe he's just trying to push him a little bit.

I don't know. Come on, my dude. You can't fight with your headphones. Throw your hands. Once or twice. Throw a combination. My man, come on. Come on, man.

Don't say throw your hands. once once or twice throw a combination my my man come on they're disney channel family they're under the division of blue all right round three Woodley stopped moving forward. He came out moving forward, then he just stopped. They're dancing again. Do they each think they have one punch knockout power? You with me, bro? Yeah, what?

All right. Yeah, I don't know. Stream stop. Kyle, the stream stop. All I see is a black screen. A stream door? Yeah. Can't see the fight.

All right. All right. There you go. All right. See see you want to fuck the horn out you can do it oh they can't do this for eight rounds Oh, God, this fight stinks. Oh, they can't do this for eight rounds.

They can't. There's no way. I think Woodley's just trying to push him a little bit, take him into deeper rounds that your name how do we have audio for this or just the video we do what the and there are nine okay

well hopefully keep consistent Okay. Okay. Well, hopefully people can just say... Why does Woodley stop when he has him in the corner? What more do you want to drive him in the corner? Throw your hands, motherfucker. All right, Mama Woodley. She's having a good time. Jamie Lee Curtis is praying to God. Damn, who's that girl next to her?

Kyle, who's that girl next to her? Is that Chrissy Teigen?