The Yewneek Pod - Redbar exposes Sam Tripoli and Joey Diaz again ??? Plus Brendan Schaub's comedy still stinks

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

Mac Jones stinnnk!  Why does Khalyla Kuhn hang around like a fungus? Did Did Mike hit the lottery?Mike David reacts to footage of Sam Tripoli jumping a fan in the crowd for mentioning  redbars name. Theo Von explains why he bailed on Brendan  Schaub.  Who's actually a good comedian? Redbar points out Joey Diaz incoherence when Kim Congdon recounted her sexual victimization. Brendan Schaub bombs with other people's material ??!?!?  Sad 2 me

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Fell from top ten to not mention at all To your bodyguards, Koochie Wally's verse better than yours Matter of fact, you had your worst flow on a whole fucking song But I know, the sun don't shine, the sun don't shine That's why your career's come to an end It's only so long, big thug can pretend Nigga, you ain't livin' you witnessed it from your folks pad You scribbled in your notepad and created your life

I showed you your first tech, I'm a foreign art professor Then I heard your album about your tech on addresses Oh yeah, I said with your voice, you was using it wrong You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song And you ain't getting coined, nigga, you was getting fucked in I know who I paid, y'all, searchlight publishing Use your... You said you been in the in, I know who I paid for, search like publishing, use your brain

You said you been in the ten, I been in the five, smarten up now, four albums in ten years nigga, I could divide just one and be the same too, two of them shits was new, one was nice, the other was ill-matic, that's the one hot album, every ten year average in that soul Niggas quit shut your flow, this shit is garbage. It's just trying to kick knowledge. Your niggas gon' learn and respect the king. Don't be the next contestant on that summer gym screen because you know

who. Yeah, you know what, but you know who. Just keep that between me and you, nigga. R.O.T. Be runnin' this rap shit. M.E.Z.E. Be runnin' this... What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the chat.

And if you donate $25, you become an instant moderator. Oh, yous are babbling tonight. Goddamn, look at the chat. Kind of get fucked up every day. I'm fucking sad for my family. I'm sad for your family. You watch me every day. I make money.

You don't. Now get ready for your shift at whatever. Sup, gunworm? Oh, we got some shit to play and watch. They're starting Mac Jones? Oh! This nigga's playing for everything. If he stinks up.

This game tonight. He's playing for his job right now. If he fucking stinks this game. They're going right to Zappy. Personally, I would have stayed with Zappy. Although, personally, I don't give a fuck. We had Tom Brady and we lost him, the greatest ever, but I don't get the Mac Jones loyalty

people have, which is odd to me. Do a cheers with you. Cheers, nigga. Why can't Kalilah go away? You have to remember, Kalilah knows the deep, intimate, dark, illegal secrets of a Bobby Lee. So he

has to keep that person around. He has to keep that person around. But yo, Brendan Shaw bombed on stage once again. New material, Brendan facts he said Kalilah owns him yeah a Hindu is the new prime minister of England yes I can believe it I can believe that did she hit the lottery? Maybe. I guess so. Is being with Bobby Lee the lottery?

I ain't Puerto Rican, Kate Birdie. Is hooking up with Bobby Lee the lottery though I get it she was a small town Hawaiian girl and get one of those technically Hollywood fellers but um

is Bobby Lee the lottery? Maybe he is, for her, but I gotta watch this nigga bomb on stage, Look at this faggot. Look at your fucking retarded face and ears and nose and outline and you're fat too and skinny jeans and your vagina showing because you got no dick. Oh, this nigga annoys me. So this moron takes a picture next to Mac Johnson without a mask. Well, the intern's like...

I didn't understand a word you just said right there. What? They had to do subtitles. What? So this moron takes a picture next to Mac Johnson without a mask. He said Madge Johnson, not Magic. So this moron takes a picture next to Madge Johnson without a mask. He said Mag Johnson.

It's magic. So this moron takes a picture next to Madge Johnson without a mask. Well, the intern's like, oh, he f***ed up. Click, tweets the picture out. Second oh he click tweets the picture out seconds later tweets the picture out it goes viral remember he's Mr. Mask of Sabaho it goes viral

he said Madge twice not just once so this moron takes a picture next to Matt Johnson without a mask one of the interns is like oh he click tweets the picture out what is he wearing takes a picture next to Mack Johnson without a mask. One of the interns is like, oh, he f***ed up. Click. Tweets the picture out.

What is he wearing? Skinny jeans and boots. He dresses like a fag. Ugh. So this moron takes a picture next to Mack Johnson without a mask. One of the interns is like, oh, he f***ed up. Click.

Tweets the picture out. Seconds later, tweets the picture out. It goes viral. Remember, he's Mr. Mask of Sabaho. It goes viral. 60,000 retweets in like five minutes. He's getting destroyed in the comments. It gets so bad, they announce he's going to hold a press conference the next morning. I'm like,

see you get out of this one, face. Bomb. Watch the local news every morning, 7am. I'm in my undies, sipping my coffee. Kids are running around. I'm like, come on, daddy. Let's hit this live press conference. This is real. He gets on there and the first question, this journalist goes, Mr. Garcetti, Mr. Mayor, real quick, I don't know if you're aware of it or not. I'm sure you are.

I'm sure your team told you. But you were caught yesterday not wearing a mask next to Magic Johnson. That's insane. Anyways, I made that part up. I made that up. She goes, you were caught next to Magic Johnson without a mask? Is there anything you want to say about that? People are pretty upset.

He goes, I'm glad you brought that up. Oh, my God. I'm glad you brought that up. Yes, thank you for asking. Yes. Yes. I was holding my breath. Nothing.

Excuse me, sir? That's the best you could come up with? That's what my sit-ro would say. Are you my dude? That's why I was-year-old would say. Are you f***ing my dude? That's why it's like Pandemic's over. Fantastic. That guy. Oof. Now it's supposed to

be the line everyone's supposed to guffaw over. Whoa. Whoa. How blown out is Dez's pussy? All C-sections. Surprisingly still tight.

Uh, whoa. I gotta re-watch that again. Sorry. Sorry. Look at this fat weirdo eared open mic-er faggot you have two specials and this is your shit material

he posted this by the way this wasn't a sneaky fan taking a sneak... He posted this. He thought it was funny. So this moron takes a picture next to Matt Johnson without a mask. Well, the intern's like, oh, he... What are you wearing, you fucking faggot?

Why are you wearing skinny jeans and girl boots and just an upper torso why your ears retarded I guess your badge of what is your badge of faggotry you held held on to the ground so long, you got fucked by another man, and your ear became that way? That's your badge of honor, UFC homos? Click. Tweets the picture out. Seconds later, tweets the picture out.

It goes viral. Remember, he's Mr. Mask of Sabaho. It goes viral. 60,000 retweets in like five minutes. He's getting destroyed in the comments. It gets so bad. They announce he's going to hold a press conference the next morning. I'm like, see you get out of this one, face.

I watch the local news every morning, 7 a.m. I'm in my undies sipping my coffee. Kids are running around. I'm like, come on, Daddy. Let's hit this live press conference. This is real. He gets on there. And the first question, this journalist goes, Mr. Gar'm like, come on, Daddy. Let's hit this live press conference. This is real. He gets on there. And the first question, this journalist goes, Mr. Garcetti, Mr. Mayor, real quick.

I don't know if you're aware of it or not. I'm sure you are. I'm sure your team told you. But you were caught yesterday not wearing a mask next to Magic Johnson. That's insane. Anyways, I made that. This man is such a narcissist. He's so narcissistic.

You're going to get on a stand-up stage and bomb. Not know he's bombing, but just keep doing it. He can't sell tickets. He's bombing, but still does it. He's not good at it. That's, whoa, that's some extreme level of narcissism. excuse me sir that's the best you could come up with that's what my central would say are you my dude that sounds like pandemics over fantastic that guy oh

where is whoa I Think great armor is over just on fire Is doing a reflection? Well the real one More you know Anderson silver versus the fall dude. I'll be shooting the whole thing. You know that. The right way, by the way. Um. Whoa. Whoa.

Yowza. Oof. God damn. I think it's... I don't know what to say. He's so not funny. But he's so not funny in different aspects where he could be funny.

Like, you need to think that stand-up. He's not good at podcasting or conversating with. He's the only funny to make fun of. That's what he's funny. You can make fun of him.

And it's justifiable because he's a fucking rich kid who brags about his car he got with daddy's money and they get it from his UFC. They don't pay UFC fighters shit. And by the way,

he did an old school Cribs thing about his house and shit right after the, what was it called, the reality show? He did one about his huge closet because he was a fucking rich kid. But he stinks. And he's not funny. And he's a faggot ugh alright enough of him

alright the red bar Sam Tripoli thing I haven't seen this and I want to check it out be some scary music please before I pull this little motherfucker over the tv oh i love tvs wait till you see the big i got the biggest tv on the campsite so big it's ruining other people's camping all right uh yeah let's get some scary up oh sam tripling. Here we are. Look at this. I get this email.

I was laying at home in the middle of the night. This comes in. Hey, Mike. You're not going to believe what happened to me last night at the L.A. Comedy Store. The Comedy Store, guys. L.A. Comedy Store. Don't read ahead, by the way. Don't read ahead. Look at my Store. Don't read ahead, by the way. Don't read ahead.

Look at my lips. Don't look at my lips too closely. Hey, Mike. You're not going to believe this. Well, Madge jokes. You're not going to believe what happened to me last night at the L.A. Comedy Store. The security almost let Sam Tripoli punch me in the face.

He had me pinned to a wall. A few of the guys were trying to jump me too. It was a tricky situation. His new girlfriend is like a hundred years old. I had to call the cops on the comedy store since they tried to steal my phone.

But when the cops got it back for me. But the cops got it back for me and here's the video. They made me delete the video before. They made me delete the video, but it went in that magical deleted folder in my iPhone. Sorry the video isn't longer. I think it's still hilarious in slow motion. Sam's face is priceless. It's been an honor.

Sam was literally during a word from our sponsors segment. When I cut him off, I rode in the limo with salvo by the way during the deaf noodle show bill hicks would not approve of people doing ads during a set at the comedy store thanks kale and we'll have more on this in a second here so the cops took his phone and i guess what cops do is they say delete the video and by the way do cops have any right to tell you to delete anything from your phone? I don't think so. I can't imagine them having the right to delete, to tell you you need to delete anything. See, this is what happens to these asshole cops.

They get so mad to be disturbed. Like, if someone calls the cops, here's the perfect one. Someone calls the cops on you for a noise complaint. The cops are so mad when they come to your house they should be mad at the person who called so this is what what should happen the cop should knock on your door hey we got a noise complaint from this fucking person do you know anything on him like is he doing anything illegal that i could like frame him for and we could arrest him because i hate this guy. But instead, they come to your house, turn the time, we don't know what you're doing.

It's like, why do you care that he's mad? And the cops do this all the time, and I can see here. So the cops are mad at you. Sam's the one who chased you out, tried to punch you in the face. The comedy store steals your phone, and then the cops are demanding you delete the video. Hopefully, we've got more on that coming up.

But yes, of course, cops are too stupid to know that there's no deleting anymore. There's an archive folder. It goes right in there and then you've got it. So we have the video. I really don't like knowing that the cops told you to delete the video. Why? Because the comedy store was mad that you were filming inside and then there was a fight and the cops were...

No, I'm sorry. Filming comedians is not illegal. There's no law on the books that you can't film performers. Sorry. There's just no law about it. So I just, I'm not going not gonna fall for that and we've got something special coming up this is real i joke about a lot of products here we've got a product that is so red bar and so in our lane coming up and this is a practical product that you could use

this is going to be so cool this is coming up hopefully on the next show if not the very next it is a product that we're going to sell and market and it has something to do with with this with spying okay uh very good so would you like to see the video let's see the video let's see the video let's see it and uh it's terrifying first i'm going to show you a screen cap i think that's what i'm going to do first this is a screen cap now the fan the listener i really i don't call you guys fans i call you listeners trust me and now with this whole tv part, you got to be viewers. But I think I just call the listeners, listeners.

That's what we used to call them in the beginning, listeners. Tim Dillon will call you all fans if you listen to a show you're a fan. That's too much, huh? All right, so here is the screenshot, and this is what the listeners saw. He was sitting right in the front row. Whoa. And this is going to become clearer on why this is so devastating. So this guy, I want to tell you something.

This guy is not reformed. This guy did not stop doing drugs. He's not any better. Wait till you see how he treated this guy. And you'll see why the story went this way here we go uh the video it's coming up now it is very short very short but impactful very impactful now sam tripoli showed up outside of red bar's crib hit the pa thing was like come down and fight me so I Watched it many times so here it is and we'll first watch it vertically and then I'll do some zoom ins We'll watch it many times, okay Why don't you kill that?

Scary music I am like burning up here today and in it from disease From jacking off with gasoline and a freeze. The winner, whoever guesses what line that is, wins a kayak. Not the boat, a different kayak. All right, here it is. The guy was sitting in the front row. He heckled Sam. Sam chased him.

It's very sharp, but watch this. Red bar's watching. Red bar. Goddamn. Watch it again. Red bar's watching! Red bar's- Oh! Oh! Goddamn! Watch it again. Red bar's watching! Red bar's- Oh! So the guy yells, Red bar's watching,

to his completely sold out showroom of like 400 people. He's in the front row. Red bar's watching. Sam immediately drops the mic and charges at the guy. And you hear the guy go, oh, shit. And I guess the security guards at the conference were allowing him to do this. I mean, Sam should be arrested.

You can't run after people for heckling. I mean, these are the same guys who complained about the Will Smith slap. Sam and Brian sat there crying about Will Smith. That you can't attack people for... If you ring my doorbell, I'll go downstairs and say, what do you want? Comedy. Watch this. Red bar's washing.

Red bar... Let me read the email again. Hey, Mike, you're not going to believe what happened to me last night at the L.A. Red Bull. Let me read the email again. Hey, Mike, you're not going to believe what happened to me last night at the L.A. Comedy Store. The security almost let Sam Tripoli punch me in the face. He had me pinned to a wall. A few guys were trying to jump me, too. It was a tricky situation. His new girlfriend is like 100 years old.

I had to call the cops on the comedy story because they tried to steal my phone, but the cops got it back for me. So, Triple E got off stage and pinned this thing against the wall just because he said red bars are watching? And here's the video. They made me delete this video, but it went into the magical deleted folder on my iPhone.

Sorry the video isn't longer. I think it's hilarious. Sam's face is priceless. It's been an honor. Sam was doing a word from our sponsor when I cut him off. So this is even more- Can we please see it again like 10 more times?

This is bad. I didn't know this was happening. So podcasters who have sponsorships are now taking their sponsorship to the stage I haven't been to a comedy show in quite some time um so I wouldn't know but I mean this guy is telling me Sam was doing he seemed kind of retarded all he said is Red Bar is watching he immediately dropped the mic and charged and they go? All they did was make fun of your retarded kids.

I have retarded kids. People make fun of them all the time. I don't show up at people's houses or how dare you make fun of my two autistic kids. That's some weirdo shit.

That's some ashamed shit by the way he's ashamed of his kids doing an ad he says this he goes bill hicks wouldn't approve of people doing ads during a set at the comedy store and yeah you got it right. That is insane. If they're now taking like their Bluetooth sponsorships and their insurance sponsorships and they're doing ads in their sets. That's crazy. I mean, that's fucking insane.

How is this? How are you allowing this? And they're attacking people during that. And attacking people. You know, I don't know. You know, sometimes I stay up at night and go, what if we just got all this Sam stuff and just threw the book at him? You know, just got a lawyer, got all these guys, all this stuff,

and just got a restraining order against him. Now, here's the thing about a restraining order. I don't need it. I leave the house. But if you get a restraining order against you, you might lose your kids. I leave the house all the time, nigga. Seriously. I looked it up.

A man with a restraining order has a very hard time. He doesn't care about his kids. He's using his kids as a shield and a crutch. Time getting visitation rights to his children. You don't want a restraining order i've almost uh somebody uh no i don't hear that shit this is something like kids so i get to nuke

you like no someone says i don't want your kids okay by the way the niggas who say that some of my kids aren't really in their lives anyway. And anyway, Sam Tripoli is a road comic. He's not in his kids' lives. He's on the road. I'm being raised by an elderly, fat, hideous woman.

And unfortunately, not his baby mama who had them. Essentially, it's not his kids' lives in any way, shape, or form. He's on the road all the time. He can't be in his kids' lives. And they're

retarded. Well, one is, which is fine. I have four kids. Two are retarded. Well, one is. Which is fine. I have four kids. Two are retarded. Okay. If someone makes fun of my retarded kids, I don't go, oh, I gotta end you and kill you. The internet is gonna internet and make a retarded kid make fun of him too or whatever. I'm going to lose my livelihood supporting.

You're supposed to support the retarded kid. I'm going to lose my livelihood if someone randomly on the internet makes fun of them to lose the thing supporting them. I remember years and years ago, and I won't tell you

who it's from, years and years ago I got a knock at my door. And it was a guy serving me with legal papers. In real life, you walked up to an autistic son and said, fuck you, retard. Yeah, I'll knock you the fuck out and destroy you. It's the internet. If you walked up to an autistic son and said, fuck you, retard,

yeah, I would knock you the fuck out and destroy you. It's the internet, Shane. About another guy who wanted a restraining order against me. And I was so relieved to hear it was a restraining order and not a lawsuit, and my lawyer said, no, no, no, You do not want a restraining order against you. I go, why? I want to be as far away from this guy. That's great. Then he can never beat me up for saying all this stuff.

Well, they call it autistic. They're retarded. I can say autistic. They're retarded. He goes returning he goes no no no it like it's terrible and I hate the word autistic because everyone

saw a rain man they think of you're autistic and what is fucking and they're autistic you see a rain man and an iceman And what is fucking ice beside and then autistic is your own and I just I did it you're getting now Autistic. Real, I don't want to say. And I got a bunch of people, I don't know what I'm saying. Real autism.

They can't communicate. They're retarded. Parable on your record. When kids are autistic, you think they're a mess or that, you know, they can't. Record-wise, it's terrible. Like, there's a lot of things you can't do. When kids are autistic, I describe them, yeah, they're part of this playbook. If you have a restraining order, like in some states you can't own a firearm if you have a restraining order, stuff like that. So you don't want a restraining order against you.

I've got enough stuff with this Sam Tripoli where we could get a restraining order. I would only do that for comedy purposes so that he loses his kids. To me, that's very funny. I know there's a lot of parents out there that don't mess with a man not being able to ever see his kids again. I think that's very funny. That would be like the prank of the year. Red bar gets it so Sam Triple E can never see his son.

That sounds pretty fucking based. What's the bar for autism? I don't know either. I keep saying retarded. What's the difference between retarded and autism? I would assume the movie's autistic. Dustin Hoffman. He wasn't retarded, I was saying they dropped 99...

thing, like, any kind of... Like, autistic from the movie, they're... thing they have like autistic from the movie that they're retarded and have a special ability you know relatives

are going around that so what is the bar it's a nice fantasy but I think that it's better that we've never

done anything to them except for yell it's red bar exactly so that done anything to them except for yell, it's Red Bar. Exactly. That's enough to send them into a rage. Can you cut to the break thing for a second? Yeah.

Thank you. You're sweating your brains out. No, I have to blow my nose. It might be not what I want to show. Did you leave that house? We don't need sound effects from you. Did you leave that house in the middle of the night? Stop it. Stop it now.

Do you wish you would put up more of a fight? Okay, you're going to be left on the shore while I'm at that. I'm going to return that thing and get the one person Seahawk. Is that what it is? Seahawk 1. The Seahawk 1. Which is just an inner tube. You can't fish on it, but oh well.

Oh, by the way, hold on. We'll cut back soon. My dog jumped into the lake by himself. My dog is... Is that better? There's nothing showing? I don't think so. No, you're good.

Sorry, mate. His dog, and he's like, hello, Chula. Welcome to Chula Law. And it was like a day... kid. And I go, imagine if you were... and how that's not okay.

Hell yeah! Oh, the red bar. And then the children. But the Elvon. I wanted to ask you, so what happened to the King and the Sting podcast? It's no longer? Oh, the King and the Sting podcast. Yeah, the podcast is still going.

I'm just not doing it. You and Brandon are cool, though, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, we just, honestly, man, I missed, I couldn't, I didn't have enough attention really to focus like I like my own podcast and we have a unique kind of audience I think yeah is this the dude

who did that Alex Jones thing yeah and I think I wanted to be able to I feel a lot more in touch with this now like it's important to me and it was still important but it was just a lot more in touch with this now. The dude Theo's talking to? Like it's important to me. Yeah. And it was still important, but it was just a lot to try and juggle. Yeah.

I liked the gringo poppy, actually. Yeah? Then you're a faggot, and you're not funny. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think, people give Brennan so much flack,

and I think that's one of the reasons I admire him in some ways. Yeah. Is how you could withstand so much He didn't withstand it. He's suing me, you dummy. Disdain from people. Or fake disdain.

It's pretty psychotic. It's crazy. I wanted to ask you. He can't sustain it. He attacked Bobby Lee. After his chick, he's suing me. Oh, that's the Channel 5 guy. Yeah, right?

Oh, Jay Landon's not funny either. It looks like his hair is sewn in. So what happened to the King and the Sting podcast? It's no longer? Oh, the King and the Sting podcast. Yeah, the podcast is still going. I'm just not doing it. You and Brandon are cool, though, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, we just... Honestly, man. See, I had to cut all ties with this loser Cuz it's a sinking ship and I had to get the fuck out of there Why would I look out for Desmore guy on Twitch? What does that mean? Man, I missed... I couldn't...

I didn't have enough attention really to focus. Yeah. Like, I like my own podcast. And we have a unique kind of audience, I think. Yeah. And I think I wanted to be able to... I feel a lot more in touch with this now. Yeah.

Like, it's important to me. Yeah. And it was still important, but it was just a lot to try and juggle yeah i liked uh the gringo poppy actually yeah yeah yeah oh i think no no i liked uh the gringo poppy actually yeah yeah yeah oh I think people give burning so much flack and I think that's one of the reasons I admire him in some ways yeah is how you could withstand so great Theo Vaughn had a unique bond with Brendan Schaub because Theo Vaughn was Brendan Shaw before Brendan Shaw. You have to remember, Theo Vaughn came from Road Rules

and then the Real World vs. Road Rules challenges things and then tried becoming a stand-up comedian. So he understood the plight of Shaw. Now, Theo Vaughn, I would say, actual funny dude, he understanded the plight of Schaub. Now, Theo Vaughn, I would say, actual funny dude. Never really saw his stand-up.

But, um, obviously good at the podcasting thing and shit and talking off the cuff. Brendan Schaub is not. And he quit because that is a sinking ship. That dude is too toxic. And he quit because that is a sinking ship. That dude is too toxic. And he had to get the fuck out.

I don't care about little streamers like they admitted I destroyed Redbar but all their stand up is ass like I love Luis J Gomez his stand up is trash

might be worse than Gringo Poppy To be honest with you He's just not a weirdo Narcissist Who don't shit on Luis G. Gomez His stand up special is fucking trash too The art of stand up To be honest with you

Not the art of it but The dudes who we like We like funny dudes. But they don't have the skill that translate to stand-up, but they're our age. So they all aspire to be stand-up comedians. They all kind of stink at it. None of them are really good at it. Nor should they have to be.

There's only three people, I think, who actually were able to do both. Bill Burr. Patrice O'Neal. And, uh... Who's the third one? Colin Quinn. Those are the only dudes who are funny on the radio and podcasting

and can do good stand-up. Like, Jim Norton and Artie Lang stand-up stunk, but they were great on the fucking radio and or podcasting. Mark. Mark Normand. Now, Mark Normand, because he has a certain stand-up style, too,

which makes his stand-up, like his stand-up is kind of nothing like when he talks because he figured out how to do stand-up trust me the most successful stand-up comedians

you would never want to listen to them do a podcast or read it they're not funny off the cuff in real life things. Maybe Ricky Gervais? I thought Ricky Gervais in there good at both. But for the most part, Rick and Gervais in there are good at both. But for the most part he's one or the other.

He got Seinfeld's favor because of his stand-up. His stand-up is good and is like Evergreen's stand-up too. Mark Norman's stand-up too. Mark Norman's stand-up. And he's also good.

And he knows. See, here's the thing with Mark Norman. I think he grew up listening to Howard Stern and the Opie and Anthony's. So he knows how to do radio. But he also knows that stand-up is a separate thing that you do from that. And he also knows how to do stand-up. He's a very rare guy. Shane Gillis is funny. I support Shane Gillis

and what they did to him was the gayest thing ever. Shane Gillis is funny? I haven't seen it. Support the dude, though. And love the things he does and the shit he stands for. But I

think Shane Gillis is funny? He asked Joey, what's this from? And Joey says, not sure, buddy. But then says, I'm sure you and your faggy buddies are having a good time. But I know you'll explain it to me when you're tied up like Vela. Coming soon. Love ya. Okay.

So Danny says a bunch of stuff to him about being tied up. You should read what Danny said in the next one. Both of these? At least part of them. Tied up so you could kiss me? Bring your daughter so she could shadow all the work that would go into this sexual

exploitation act out. Wow, this is good. She can see how dad's eyes look when his deep, dark desires are met. I'm sure she's seen those eyes before. So probably leave her home. Didn't know what Vela is, so I searched, and here's the first result. So this is a really sick sexual craving for you.

Wow, man. And then it's Vela Bcience women's pleasures here i'm okay so joey is not gonna like this so he responds like i said in time my friend love ya so danny writes back here he goes you love me wow you're gayer than your abandoned lesbionic older daughter. Must run in that stag chili gunk pumping through your family veins. Uncle Jesse used to say, have mercy.

You think he's implying something illegal with a child? Uh-oh. Danny found all this information by himself, by the way. His daughter stuff. I don't know anything about that. so he goes you could crack all the stupid jokes you want the end of the day you're a fucking coward like your mentor talking shit and not answering the door for triply and i'll promise you this we know

who you are it might be tomorrow or in a year but you're're going to answer to what you said. Don't be surprised when we tap you on the shoulder. I'm going to remind you of what you said about my daughter. If you had any balls, you'd show up or come out from behind your computer. You're nothing. So wait, is this message to us or to Danny? To Danny. You're nothing. But he mentioned not answering the door for Tripoli. He said you're just? To Danny. You're nothing. But he mentioned not answering

the door for Tripoli. He said you're just like your mentor. Oh, okay. So thank God Danny's the one getting tapped on the shoulder now. You're nothing. Your mom and dad did a horrible job with you. You have no balls until then. Show up, bitch. I dare you. Come to a show.

I dare you. You're a cunt. Period. Love you. More to his show. I dare you. You're a cunt. Period. Love you. More like five periods. Am I right, guys? Wow. So, holy smokes.

Joey Diaz. Danny, you got to go to his show now. We'll pay for drinks. I've been waiting for way longer with Danny giving him his address and being like, come over now. But you should go to his show and then get him on tape. He's not going to do anything, obviously. So then you could be like,

I came, you didn't do anything. But we can't recommend that. We can't recommend that. That is very dangerous. He has done crimes. So Joey Diaz, also, he was in the news, the redheaded newspaper, last week because Kim Congdon came out and said she was sexually assaulted at Joey Diaz's

show. You're living in a fucking fool's paradise. So here it is. Joey Diaz responding to Kim Congdon's allegations. Red bar and Joey Diaz. My God, what can come of this?

Oh yeah, we're not going back to court until March. Wildly. look at this job justifying lawyer judge cunts it's an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis chewable tablets all at a fraction of the cost take them anytime and be ready when she's ready. Or he. Whatever you fucking do these days. Listen, I love Blue. Okay, here you go. He's going to talk about the show

in a real wild way. So, I wish him all luck in the world. It was just a great show. Sarah Weincheck was funny as shit. She hit me with a fucking joke that was so funny. And Kim was fucking tremendous. Kim, I could, you know, I asked Kim last night,

how long have I known her? And she goes, 11 years. And I go, Kim, when I met you, you were just a young girl with fucking ponytails, you know, cracking jokes at the store, you know, knocking motherfuckers out with that they At the rap battle. She's like the rap battle championship, right roast battle rap battle. I don't even fucking know You watch these girls like you see him at the store and you say hello when you talk to them you chit chat with them

And I told it to a face last night Kim it's It's great to see that you've grown up into a woman I've watched you there's another girl that when I first got to the store in 97 she was a young kid okay so ton of it fucking great comic tonight Joe you know I knew Kira when she was just a young girl oh then. And then, you know, things, I stopped going to the store. I didn't see her for years. And the next time I saw Kira Soltanovich, she had kids,

and she was fucking beautiful. She had grown into a fucking woman. To see that is fucking tremendous. To see them 10 years later, and she's got a boyfriend, and she's doing great. Her comedy was off the chain. And guys, I know I'm a little partial to Sarah Weincheck and Kim's podcast. It's great.

I think it's really fucking great. I love watching it. I said it on stage Saturday night. You can skip ahead. Whenever I watch that podcast. He loves these girls. And I'm not hearing him talk about sexual assault. Sounds like this fucking show went off without a hitch.

By the way, Kim Cogden, is who he's talking about, might be the ugliest Puerto Rican chick I've ever seen in my life. Is she like half Puerto Rican? He doesn't bring it up until 27 or 35. She's not a bad looking chick. But as a Puerto Rican chick. Her last name is not even Puerto Rican. So I would assume so.

Oof. I'm a mystery to myself. You can skip that part actually. 2820. I'm a mystery wrapped up in a riddle explaining kim congan sexual assault but then in my show last night in the city we had a little problem exactly pretty funny and i didn't catch it until i got off stage when i got off stage there was a little commotion going on oh yeah like joey diaz one of the door guys and the manager came to me and they go can you got off stage, there was a little commotion going on. Oh, yeah, I like her. Joey Diaz.

One of the door guys and the manager came to me, and they go, can you go outside and speak to Kim? She's very upset. I thought I had said something. I spoke to Kim. I gave her a hug. We talked, but I didn't know what was going on. And when I go outside, she's upset. You know, she's visibly upset.

She's crying. I go, what happened? And she goes, when she got off stage, some guy grabbed her fucking pussy. Fuck yeah! It says Trump 2024. The fuck? Some dude just grabbed her pussy.

I moved on her like a bitch. I just grabbed her pussy. I moved down there like a bitch and grabbed her pussy. You didn't ask. And Kim is, you know, not the kind of girl that you're going to grab a pussy and get a free

fucking swap at it. Who is it? What kind of girl? Apparently so, since she cried. What would do? She went and spoke to security and said, this guy. So they went looking for the guy and they couldn't find

the guy. So I guess a couple minutes later, Sarah confronted him and the guy goes, yeah, I grabbed your pussy. Go fuck yourself. Something. He was bragging about it. And she got pissed off, and she went outside looking for him, and the guy was already done, like, three quarters to the wind,

and I guess Kim went out there, and I don't know what happened after that. He fell. You know what I'm saying? Things were not good. He ended up on the floor, and... Uh-oh. So she knocked him out?

Kim handled her fucking business the way a woman's supposed to. What did she do? That's... Guys, that's it, you know. Did she grab him by the dick? And everybody hugged, and we were all happy, and then I woke up this morning, and they were talking about her, and Kim posted a fucking thing.

Next time somebody grabs her pussy, she's gonna shoot him. She's packing from now on. Really? Guys, I've seen Kim in action a fucking thing. Next time somebody grabs a pussy, she's going to shoot him. She's packing from now on. Really? Guys, I've seen Kim in action a few times. I saw Kim yelling at some dude once on Sunset Strip. Kim is not the type of person to fuck with, like, in that sense. Next time Sam grabs my listener, I'm going to shoot him. She's beautiful and she's funny, but she's not your typical la chick you know

and for me my dick got hard my my dick got hard he says joey diaz's oranges got hard for me my dick got hard not the time go la chick you know and for me my dick got hard my dick got hard when i heard that kim did this and i'll tell you what but before i tell you how about a word for my motherfucking sponsor jack hell yeah better help okay better help listen 29 uh 32 19 32 19 let's check this out uh a couple years ago maybe 10 years ago a friend of mine called me, a girl, and she goes, I have a problem. And I go, I was doing New Year's with this comic,

and he was drunk, and at the end of the night, he grabbed my pussy, and I didn't know what to say. I kind of, I don't know. I kind of was like, I'll talk to the guy, and she was like, no, I'm going to do it myself. And I guess she cornered the guy, and they never spoke again, and I never saw the fucking idiot again.

Here he comes. And guys, listen. Uh-oh. I treat life the way I treat life, prison, whatever. It's all the same in my world. OK? Life in prison is all the same. If people, it's like my daughter, some kid in school,

kept banging her arm with a pencil. I go, does it hurt you, Mercy? She goes, no. But why does he have to do it? I go, listen, don't fucking ask me. Tell him. Tell him what the fuck is going on. Stop with the pencil.

And I guess Mercy went in there. She was scared that she was going to get in trouble and that we would be mad at her if she stuck up for herself. And I go, never. She went in there. And now the kid don't fucking hit her with the pencil. I told her to say a couple things to him a certain way, and now the kid sits too behind, and I go, he hasn't bothered you? Not at all. And when you're a woman in today's fucking society, guys,

you've got two options of everything. You've got the option to take that all these other women took, all these Me Too women took took and all these victims. Somebody grabbed my pussy. It's wrong. What am I going to do? And that's all great and dandy. Oh.

But that's not going to work anymore, guys. How is that different from what Kim did? Okay. It's like anything else happens. You have to stop motherfuckers in the beginning. Like the way they should have stopped Hitler at Munich. You have to... I'm watching this.

Who would grab a pussy? I don't know. I have grabbed a pussy. One of my drunkest dates ever. If someone donates 25 bucks, of course you get

what's going into mine. But I will tell you the story, very recently's story, when I grabbed and got in a pussy, and oh boy, was there a fight about it. And it wasn't just a pussy. To stop people in the beginning. Grab them, whatever, say, listen, I appreciate that. This is what...

And they'll either go for it or not. And the next time, you have a decision to make. And I understand these things. You know, when you go to... Prison. What's the word on the street? When you walk into prison, you don't want to get your balls busted? No. As soon as you hit the cafeteria, look for the biggest dude

with the most tattoos and hit him in the head with the fucking sandwich tray. You're not going to go to jail. You're already in jail. You're already in jail. Yeah, I'm sure you did this in jail. But if you hit him, even if the guy beats the fuck out of you, you go down swinging and people will go, dog, don't fuck with that motherfucker.

He hit that dude with the lunch tray, and they hit that guy. That's from a movie, okay? Let's not get carried away. These are personal stories of mine I'm telling you from jail. That episode goes a long time. And that's why I told my daughter that day, I go, if they start busting your balls now in the fourth grade and you don't fucking take control of this shit, by the seventh grade, they're really going to be busting your balls.

And by the time you're a sophomore, they're going to eat you up. They're going to eat you the fuck up. You don't want that. You know, in our society, we had fucking retarded kids that fuck with you and you hit them with the lunchbox and they move the fuck on. All of a sudden, in today's society, they're called bullies. We've created like this big bad wolf for kids. Are you getting bullied? No.

Some kid's just confused. You got to teach your son how to fucking take it to the next level so this doesn't continue to happen. When three goofy kids are like, ooh, that kid's a nerd. You know, we should fucking put a frog in his lunchbox one of those motherfuckers and I'm not the mood to have my show right now I got a big fucking what's that game with the stick they play whatever these little fags yeah polo whatever the fuck they play you know real motherfuckers

are playing basketball baseball and fucking tackle football. Oh, my God. So that's how you create your life. With me, I'm not a tough guy. I'm not a tough guy whatsoever. I don't have no fighting skills at all. Oh. But I have no problem hitting you in the head with a fucking iPhone.

With an iPhone? I have no problem putting a gun in your fucking mouth and putting you in the trunk of a car. I've done it before. I got no problems with these things. These are who I are because this is who I am because I didn't like getting booked. He has no problem putting a gun in your mouth

and putting you in a trunk. This fucking sucks, and you got me as enemy number one. That's big. Yeah, you're fucked. I hope I get taken and killed by Joey Diaz's goons and you have to deal with that. He's not going to catch us on the off-road trail. Look at him.

We could roll right over him with my lift. He kind of looks like an off-road trail. Thank God I got mud terrain tires to get over the head, huh? We're going to have to air down to 15 to roll over this guy. Four low, of course. Might have to lock a couple lockers there, you know? Engage a couple lockers. This might need to be winched out.

Just sit down, Joey. We do not consent to you pointing any guns at us. No, no, no. You can't do any guns. All right, let's hear some more. I'm in trouble with these things. These are who I am because this is who I am because I didn't like getting bullied

or I didn't like people fucking with me. You stop people right there and you say, hey, you can't do this no more. This ain't going to work no more. And if it's done again, people said it to me for years. I had a guy who told me one time, the next time you fuck with me on the coke, we're going to box.

We're going to box with a knife. We're going to stab each other. Oh, my God. Why? Did I fuck with him again? Why? Came to me like a gentleman. Not everything has to be completely to box. We're going to box with a knife. We're going to stab you. Oh, my God. Why? Did I fuck with him again? Why? Came to me like a gentleman. Not everything has to be completely to death.

Stabbing to death. Doesn't have to be to death. I find it odd. Joey Diaz is Joe's real boy, declined the offer, and still hasn't been on there. And is chilling in New Jersey. Death over this stuff. You don't have to do that I'm not gonna do see disrespected me I mean you don't they don't need to die

and he spoke to me from the fucking heart so what Kim did last night was tremendous because not a word gets out. We all know what Kanye thinks about tremendous. One of these, you know, Harvey Weinstein chicks. No. You went to the hotel room, you did the movie, now you want to complain that Harvey wanted to fuck you in the ass?

Wow. Too late. Too late. Wow. What the fuck is wrong with you people? And this is why I like this shit maybe Harvey said that he was going to stab and shoot them and throw them in a truck that was the worst thing that could happen to a person

I didn't tell my mother's story for years how embarrassing is that your mother stabbed somebody you don't ever want to repeat that story to anybody I was embarrassed for fucking years about that story but then I thought about it and i thought about their stabbed somebody you should be embarrassed now my mother raised me

all those years like when i was a kid at the playground when i was when i first came from cuba to new york i didn't know any english so my mother would give me instructions in spanish you ever listen to the ufc and the coaches are yelling like punch him, take him. What do we got here? What's our next code? You can go to 4055. This is an interesting tale that Joey is about to tell. Yes, about himself, right? Yes. Very strange that he would

end this sort of episode with this speech. This is how I'm raising my daughter. This is how you have to raise your children today. Because people are out of their fucking minds. And they will try to fucking fuck with you from every direction. And you're like, what is the sense of this?

What is your fucking point? Oh, my God. I mean, I'm a fucking pig. I've always been a fucking pig. Oh, my God. But I've never dreamed of just going up to a girl and grabbing a fucking monkey. And you guys know I'm fucking nuts. I feel like you've explicitly told us you have.

At the store or anywhere I could ever go. In fact, I had a situation Right before my daughter was born And Red Band and I discussed it for a long time Because Red Band, the girl passed away You know, God rest her soul Oh my God She was troubled So you're going to talk about a situation with a girl who is now Deceased

Suspicious and making me more worried by the minute It was a real troubled life And I got pieces of it before she iced herself. She was very sweet. But in 2012, I took the month of December off

to be close to my wife in case somebody called, you know, water broke. She was scheduled for the fucking 13th, for January, but I was always hoping for the tax break, you know, for December. So I kept, you know, thinking positively, and I'm like, she's going to have to,

she'll have the kid December 28th, whatever. That never happened. So I scheduled these fucking shows at Flappers. Flappers. Flappers. And it's with Jim Jeffries. Uh-oh. And Jim was great. We had a great time.

But Friday night, I get there, and it's me and Jim. And a girl comes in, and she goes, Hi, my name is Sarah, and I'm the social media coordinator or something. At the time, it's 2012. Who the fucking knows what social media coordinator is? I at the time it's 2012 who the knows what social media coordinator is you know i asked her what she did she takes pictures and she's cute and she's young and that's it.

I thank her and thank you for coming to the room. She goes, drink whatever you want. There's yoo-hoo's there. Flappers will always put yoo-hoo's in the refrigerator, which is pretty fucking cool. So I go up. Jim Jeffries goes up. I go home.

You know, I don't drink. I don't go to the bar. The next fucking night, I go into Flappers. I sign home. You know, I don't drink. I don't go to the bar. The next fucking night, I go into Flappers. I sign in. I tell Barb I'm there. I go in the back. I give Jim a hug. And boom, we're doing our show.

And I figure this night, let me stay around and watch Jim. You know, it's Saturday night. It's an early show. I got nowhere to go. Fuck yeah. Yeah, well, shit. I don't know. I don't know.

How are you? I don't know. It's kind of weird. So I'm watching Jim, and the social media coordinator comes in, taps me on the shoulder, and she goes, hey, man, can I talk to you for a second? I go, yeah, what's up? And she goes, I'm not really happy with you.

Uh-oh. I go, well, you just met me last night. Did I say a joke on stage? Maybe I offended you, which I don't give a fuck anyway. You know, and she goes, no, no, no, no. When we were at the bar last night, you grabbed my pussy. And I go, what? I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I pulled over to the side. I go, what the fuck are you talking about? What are you saying? And she goes, last night after the show, we were all at the bar, and you grabbed my pussy. And I go, are you sure it was me? And she goes, positive. I didn't say anything. I go, no, no, no, stop right there.

I go, first of all, I left right after my set last night. What are you talking about? And she looked at me. I go, yeah. And then right there, the show was over, and Jim Jeffries was walking towards me. I go, Jim, you got a minute? I go, did I stay here last night? Maybe I'm missing.

Maybe the edible was too strong maybe i'm missing something he goes no in fact you left before right he goes you went right from your car right from the stage to your car so is he yeah he's really setting this up you know in case maybe somebody comes out with a story and you're saying i already told this on my show. See? Innocent. And you're saying this girl is dead and can't speak for herself. Yikes. So, yes, the girl is dead. And five minutes later, you were saying if anyone steps to you that you were going to stab them and throw them in the trunk of your car. That's Joey Diaz.

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