The Yewneek Pod - Redbar reacts Cumias fight with Missy and Yewneeks mother in law drops a bombshell!
Episode Date: August 2, 2022Early stream issues. Redbar finally watches the cozi tv stream of anthony screaming at his girlfriend. Dez's mom does a drop in the set the record straight about showers and hygiene. ...
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Since I had to give it this retry.
I can see your chats now.
Did it work?
We're seeing if it did.
Oh yeah, I gotta redo the mic.
Alright.
Fix the chat, I think.
If it fucks up again, I'm not picking it again. Alright, I want to get into the red bar thing first, though.
Because I haven't seen this yet.
Apparently, we're getting some new exposing thing on Kumia.
And then we're going to check out Rogan defending Brendan Shaw.
Shaw-bat-tage! in defending Brendan Schaub. Schabatage.
Schabatage.
By the way.
Extremely hot take.
Not inherent. Well, you mentioned my name all the time, but. Extremely hot take. Not inherent.
Well, you mentioned my name all the time, but...
Extremely hot take.
The Beastie Boys fucking stunk.
And they don't have one good song.
Sabotage isn't even a good song.
They stink
and no one likes them.
Warm take.
It should be a warm take.
They suck so much, but...
Oh, they stunk.
There's not one good Beastie Boys song.
No, I haven't played anything yet.
The Beastie Boys weren't good.
What you want? What you want? What you want?
How are they even considered rappers?
I want to rock and roll all night and party every day.
The Beastie Boys.
Their best song is that gay song.
What is it?
You know, like,
their techno song. I wish they were rapping, but you can't understand or hear a fucking word they're saying.
They stink.
They're not better rappers than 99% of today's rappers.
What are you talking about?
Intergalactic pedophilia.
Intergalactic genus. Yes, we are.
They stink!
They're not good.
At rap or rock or anything.
Any type of music, they sucked.
The Beastie Boys.
Fuck out of here with that shit.
No one ever listened to them.
That's why they were
never really big.
You can't understand
every new rapper. Yes, you can.
No
sleep till
Brooklyn.
Used to play it when the song came out.
Well back when you were 50, Marty.
Ah, the Beastie boys stunk all of them and their families
I'm tripping
they were never big
you take beastie boys over to Migos you don't believe that
you listen to Bad and Bougie
over any fucking Beastie Boys song
come on
they were huge
were they
were they were they? Were they?
Were they?
Do you see anyone doing reaction videos to Beastie Boys songs?
No!
No!
Does anyone list a Beastie Boys song as the greatest song ever
no
they were never
huge
sorry they weren't
and you like to think
cause you've heard the name
they were big
and they weren't really that big
niggas weren't bumping that shit
nor were the new white converts
you know who converted white people
to rap music? Vanilla Ice
and MC Hammer
and Coolio
it wasn't the Beastie Boys
and Aerosmith
thou the biggest converter
that Aerosmith and Run DMC's on
it wasn't the Beastie Boys
the Beastie Boys.
The Beastie Boys.
Nah.
Informer beats anything they did.
Exactly.
Informer was such a great song.
The biggest thing on the planet,
Daddy Yankee,
remade the song
and put that nigga in it.
That's how big that goddamn song was.
I will say this,
Informer by Snow
is the greatest reggae song ever.
And the fact that the greatest reggae song ever is done by a white Canadian guy is kind of hilarious.
But I want to check out Red Varsh exposing Kumia.
Can I check this out?
Are yous done babbling?
Oh, fuck, I've read this, hold on.
Here we go.
No, Gangnam Style.
No, you don't do Gangnam Style over a former. Public enemy,
the group with Flavor Flav
accepted them.
Whoa.
They accepted Flavor Flav too.
I don't think I ever heard
one Everlast.
I probably heard the song, but
never liked the song.
I love Sean Paul,
but I said the greatest reggae
song ever. Not the greatest reggae
artist. Just going song
wise. Snow Informer
is the greatest reggae song ever.
But I wouldn't
take Sean Paul's shit
over
Snow on a day of the week.
Although,
that nigga's a little iffy too.
That nigga looks Puerto Rican.
Although,
I know in Jamaica,
they have, it's like any country,
they have blacks and whites
and Indians. So I think that nigga's like black country, they have blacks and whites and Indians.
So I think that nigga's like black, white, and Indian.
Not like Native American Indian, but people from India Indians.
That's why he looks like that.
I know it's all reggae, sorry. I know there's a difference between reggae
and technically what Sean Paul and Informa did is dance all.
Nigga, no, it's all reggae.
Sorry.
Technically reggae music is like Jamaican country music.
But nigga, it's reggae.
Sorry.
I know there's a technical difference.
I just don't care.
Nor does anybody else.
Informer is reggae.
Sorry.
Sorry I can't deal with it.
Because it's the most popular song.
And the best song ever done in reggae.
Which is a hard thing to do.
Because you got Shaggy, It Wasn't Me.
Tentro Metro and Devante.
Give It To Her,
Kevin Little,
Give It Up To Me,
Sean Paul, of course.
Hell, even that one Gyption song with Nicki Minaj.
Nigga, there's some great
reggae shit out there.
And much more shit.
Like I said,
the nigga only gets it from the one
He had the best song.
Not the best artist. He only had the one
song.
But that was one hell of a fucking song.
He's super mids.
Sean Paul
is super mids reggae is not rapping like
reggae is a Jamaican nigga
doing a song sorry
that's what it is
like I said nigga
I get
there are breakdowns of difference
in the categories
however to
the world and America
the only thing that really matters
it's all just reggae
and since it's all just fucking reggae
the best one song is Snow Informer
I'd say the best artist
is Sean Paul
and um that's where is Sean Paul and
that's where the debate
starts with all the other shit but
unfortunately for you
that's where it is
I know Sean Paul
does dancehall music
I know
the difference
I'm just saying the difference does not matter
like the niggas who won the Grammy
for the best reggae album
this year
was a white group
cause under this niggas
definition they technically
did reggae music
and they won a Grammy you never heard of them Because under this nigga's definition, they technically did reggae music.
And they won a Grammy.
You've never heard of them.
You never saw them.
You never heard the music.
But they did actual reggae.
So purists within that genre can be like,
but nigga, it's already gay.
But red bar thing, stop bothering me.
I want to watch him expose Kovia.
And she called the police and then the police shot.
These were called the tapes.
We watched the tapes.
We must have watched it about 176 times on this show.
I mean, they're seared into my mind.
Somebody link people the tapes and then.
I can't watch them again. No, we're not going to watch them, but link them to the tapes. Watch the best. They're seared into my mind. Somebody link people the tapes and then... Can't watch them again.
No, we're not going to watch them, but link them to the tapes, watch the tapes.
Well, he's back, everybody.
Red bar looking like the dad when he transformed in the original Teen Wolf movie.
The closest thing we've got to a new tape.
Yo, if I see you, I'm going to crack your jaw.
And we'll see you back here tomorrow, jewels.
Should we start with the clip or this bring-back group post? Just the clip is fine.
Okay, the clip is fine. Great.
He was Xboxing.
He games. He's a serious
gamer. Are the new headphones
look like
hearing aids?
He lives in this single bedroom apartment.
I don't like the earbuds that go directly in your ear.
Apartment in New York City.
It's like he bought this apartment or he started renting this apartment in the late 90s when he started making some cash.
And he was in all these relationships with women and when
they would uh do him wrong he would send them to the apartment you know it's like the break room
at lumen so he'd send them to you're going hey don't act up or you're going to go to the apartment
and they knew when they heard that word apartment oh they. And that's where he would send them when they misbehaved.
He's living in the apartment now.
This used to be, and many girls have come and gone.
This is the apartment he puts them up.
So he'll be in New York City.
You know, he can't live in New York City.
He doesn't got that kind of money.
He's got to live on Long Island.
And, or God knows where he lives.
And then, so he got a little apartment,
a cheapo apartment in New York City
so that when he's drunk and in New York,
after his shows, he can go,
hoopa, hoopa, hoopa,
to God knows who, God knows what age.
And then he could skedaddle and go to his clean home
where that trouble in the trash of the New York streets
doesn't have to come.
I don't even know if they're allowed through the bridge.
The girls she's with would get stopped at the tunnel and taken into
custody.
He had to do it there, and he is
staying at this place. Now, he sold his mansion
in order to make his move down to
Greens, Rio, South Carolina.
Ba-ding!
In this video, he's playing his video games,
and apparently him and Missy, his long time,
and we wondered what had happened with Missy.
Apparently, she's still with him.
His long time, very young girlfriend, Missy,
they're involved in a little domestic here,
and we've got the tape.
Does Camille kind of suck at video games?
Well, I don't know if that, like,
but these guys who play video games,
maybe it's just normal for at the end of the night,
after their 16-hour day,
for them to just kind of give up on it.
I don't know what we're watching here,
but here is Anthony Kumiya.
And we could get a look at his apartment here.
Let me do the zoom in first.
So here he is.
This is his entire living room.
I mean, this is the wall.
This is the wall.
And then he's got his desk and that's it.
And then the kitchen is right in front of where he's at.
That's it.
That's the whole place.
There's one bed every
time i watch red bar i pay for the scars club you got new equipment why does it keep skipping
and stopping and then you complain when they get clipped your shit you have to do it in 8000 adp
they get your shit skips.
Fix it, stupid.
Bedroom, one bathroom.
We're done.
He sits here all night in these glasses playing video games with Compound media fans and stuff,
and just will drink beer after beer after beer
until the sun comes up, until he can't have another beer.
And then he goes to bed, and you go,
how does he wake up from these beers?
Well, the TRT.
And God knows what other pills.
I'm sure he's taking Aderall now because of gavin
he's definitely on trt he's told us this
the hormone replacement
and um so that's how these guys just get through it they They drink all night. They have to drink to get to bed.
And then they take Adderall and all these weird drugs in the morning to be up.
And it's just an endless cycle.
So he does this and he games, man.
He games.
So we're going to watch him.
And I think I'll just keep it zoomed in.
And we'll watch what happens.
Missy unplugs the modem.
So I don't know if that happens, like, before we get to see this tape, if this is him coming back after—
Yeah, I think it seems like he was just playing video games, and then it cut because of the modem thing, and this is him coming back.
It was about 4 a.m. on a Wednesday.
Missy wanted him to come to bed.
He refused because he was playing video games
with his fans.
Why did she want Kumia to come to bed?
It's fucked up, man.
I don't know.
And he's wearing headphones,
so it can't be all the shooting.
Sometimes when you hate somebody so much,
you just can't stand to think
that they're out there playing
fucking video games and leaving you alone at 4 a.m sorry that's how you feel about me yep
so um no that is i would never allow her to play once hey you played uh turtles shredders i played the new
turtle shredders revenge i got to scene three and i beat up um rocksteady and then i was out
my hand was numb from all that All you have to do to this game is just go like this.
After like five minutes of playing it,
he was like, my hands are my hands.
Well, she gave me the Nintendo Switch.
She broke apart the remote.
She gives me this thing.
It looks like a fucking...
It's stupid.
It's a very bad controller.
She gives me a remote that looks like a harmonica
and I grab it and I'm playing it for like an hour and then I realized
she didn't give me like you're supposed to put this
molding on it so it's not
jagged plastic so after you
break them apart there's these molding
strips that go over the top so that
it's like a bigger remote and it's
rounded as you press the
top buttons. She didn't give me that so I'm playing
with it. I always forget to put those on
because it's so stupid.
It only adds like one extra millimeter.
Not for me.
I need a big pad.
So, okay, here's Kumi.
I'm going to see if we can keep him zoomed in because all the action happens in this window,
and he's just playing Call of Duty, shooting up guns.
So let's see what happens.
Kumi is back in the tapes.
Kumi, there he is. Oy. Come on. Fuck, Wad. So let's see what happens. Scumia's back in the tapes. Scumia?
There he is.
Oi.
Come on.
Fuck Wad.
Unreal.
I gotta go through all this shit now.
This is a great...
You're fucking...
You had to fuck with me.
Come on.
Talking to Missy.
Signed in already, cunt.
Okay, so because he's got to go back in the game
and he's mad that everyone's shooting him.
And they're saying that she pulled the plug
because he was screaming and yelling at the game.
Okay, he was screaming and yelling at the game all night.
She's trying to sleep.
Finally, she pulls the plug.
Believe me, she was driven to her wits end.
Makes perfect sense.
Nobody pulls the plug on anything unless it's...
You're crazy.
Now you pull plugs.
So our plug pulling situation.
And then he goes back on Twitch and he's so embarrassed, right?
That the plug was pulled.
So now he's got to like shit talk her all night to the fans that listen.
By the way, I never pulled the plug on Mike.
One time we got a plug pulled on us in a dramatic fight.
Who did?
Who did?
I said, remember our plug pulling situation.
You didn't say anything.
We weren't in a fight.
I didn't want anyone to think that I pulled the plug on you.
No, somebody pulled the plug on me and her.
My old neighbor.
He was furious.
I went to visit her.
We were on acid one night.
This is no joke.
We were on acid one night this is no joke we were on acid
a literal acid lsd going crazy and the neighbor under her because we were making so much noise
cut the power so scared so imagine being on acid and then somebody not the power goes out imagine the power goes out
on acid uh-oh time to kill everybody
imagine the power goes out and you know somebody cut the power and is screaming at you
from the lower level that was terrifying. We eventually got that power back on, but to what loss?
To what gain?
And I had to have a screaming fight with my neighbor while I was not in the best state of mind.
I had to scream at a guy on acid, which to me me if i have to scream at someone while i'm on acid
i feel like i'm one away from going to jail the being in a mental institution for the rest of my
life was like okay so she pulled the plug on kumia and um now kumi is going to shit talk her but
watch what happens and yes this includes spitting.
There you go.
You're going to love it.
I fucking, you have fucked this over.
Look at him.
This is new.
This is new.
Cunt.
I hope you're happy, cunt.
Does this seem like the, and that's what i mean this is not the kumi on his show that's all friendly i mean to a lot of people just showing that much footage is horrifying
that should be horrifying enough i mean did you see how this acted this is nothing this is the
beginning of the tape. Watch this.
I can't see the chat, so let me know if they're going, whoa.
We're having fun.
This is a grown guy.
Not a kid. This isn't a gamer on Twitch.
Not Mexican.
I'm so fucking pissed at you.
Fuck this.
I'm so done.
He's so done?
Wouldn't that be great?
Cunt.
Hey.
What happened?
I'm so pissed, dudes.
Look at this.
Oh, I'm so pissed.
Let's just watch.
Imagine being in the same house with this guy late at night.
Imagine this is happening, and you know that he's hit women.
You know that he's after 13-year-olds.
You know about all the horrors.
You know that he has guns or had guns.
You know that he's got a knife.
You know that he's got a gun in a game
i wouldn't be comfortable with this guy being around a gaming unit
around me i don't know what that does so imagine you're in the other room and you just got this guy
and he's 56 and if you're 56 and going that fucking cunt i I am done with her. If I were a girl, I'd be terrified.
And it's Kumia on top of it.
All right, let's see some more.
Here's Anthony.
This is new.
Let me get back on here.
Well, you know.
Sometimes your twat girlfriend
will fucking unplug your shit.
Wow.
Couldn't have a girlfriend at 50.
Six.
Unreal.
So annoying, man.
Fucking hate it.
Hate it.
Fucking annoying
is piss.
Oh. Look at him. It's fucking annoying as piss.
Look at him.
Yeah.
He's embarrassed.
He's humiliated.
Aren't you embarrassed that Redbar is watching this?
Isn't this so humiliating for you?
Like if Kumia had a tape of me doing this to get back, I would fucking kill myself.
How is it?
So these guys are so at this crazy level where this could come out and they just show up as if nothing happened.
It's totally fine.
And none of their.
This isn't a giant deal.
A huge article.
This is just normal now for guys like Kumi and Gavin
and all these people to go through.
Sam Tripoli.
They could be caught in 4K every day doing some crap like this,
and then they just show up to work with smiles.
Nobody cares.
How bizarre.
How bizarre. All right, let's see more. This cares. How bizarre. How bizarre.
All right, let's see more.
This doesn't end here.
I'm so done with it.
I got to get this a little louder.
Stupid shit.
Oh, he just spit in his own home.
He spits.
He spits.
So the lizard spits. our lizards spits don't put your hand in the cage
it spits oh look at this dirty scum i mean this is real and this isn't the only spit watch this
freaking stupid shit
oh and he spits like a real racist, too, where it goes...
Like, I can't even do that kind where it's like a real...
This is on YouTube, right?
Yeah.
You should turn down the speed so it's like really slow-mo.
Oh, to do the spit.
And then see...
Okay, let's see.
The way his lizard tongue goes out of it.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll do 0.25.
The baby ones.
And then we'll do a zoom in.
I'll do two clicks back, and we should be able to get that spit in slow motion.
Yeah.
All right, let's see.
Don't go too far back, because it's going to be slow.
Nope, we're right here.
Watch.
Here it comes.
Oh, no.
Shit.
He's going to do a little lick.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, my grandma.
Whoa.
Look at the face he's making now.
And I'm his worst enemy.
Did he just get a fly?
Oh.
And he spits out the carcass of a cricket oh
dude thank you great call on that we should start using slow playback i know i always forget
i know because it seems so easy but man was it great oh my god my God. So here he is. I just want to see.
It sucks because when I zoom in, I'm on the same machine.
The chat's on the same machine.
So when I zoom in, it zooms in every screen, unfortunately.
So I can never see the chat on a zoom in.
If you want to make fun of me, do it on a zoom in.
I'll never know.
Or if you want to make fun of me, do it when i'm not doing a zoom and so
i know but um yeah i can never see the chat i don't know you know i want to like be with them
for this i want to see how they how they're um they're shocked how they uh i want to feel their
emotional get another little ipad just for the chat. We should. Can't afford it.
Bums.
All right.
So here he is with his angry glasses,
and I don't like how his hair is different than I remembered it during the day.
That is so true.
Okay.
I don't, like, if you see me in the night,
I don't all of a sudden have a giant horseshoe missing here.
You look the exact same, but it's in a bun.
Have you seen Drew Michaels' hair lately?
Oh, God, I feel so bad.
He's got the, it's like this.
That's what reminded me.
Drew Michaels' hair right now looks like this, where it like,, it's like this. That's what reminded me. Drew Michael's hair right now looks like this where it like, and it's like.
Since your hair grows so fast, you should shave out the front.
Yeah, I could.
I could do that.
And by the next show, it'd be like this.
Yeah.
I got nothing to lose.
Isn't it crazy how different he looks on this compared to his show?
Jesus.
Those are the glasses of a 99-year-old.
His eyes. I would love an oil
painting of this without the headphones,
please.
I would love an oil painting of this.
Do something cool with the background.
I don't want that in oil.
No white oils,
please. Ooh, look at him.
I'm looking at my monitor in front here.
Oh.
Something troubling you, Anthony?
It's like, Jesus, man.
This is, again, this is all happening now.
This is what people have become.
And we're almost like normal.
Like, yeah, Anthony, I'm pretty bad now.
No.
If I acted like normal. Like, yeah, Anthony, I'm pretty bad now. No. If I acted like this.
Sorry.
I was gone ordering food.
Try to guess what food I'm getting, by the way.
I want you all gone forever.
Here.
All of a sudden, my feed cuts out.
Hopefully, he'll get louder. I can't boost it up anymore.
Oh, oh, suddenly, you know, my ethernet...
is unplugged.
Fucking bitches.
Everyone turn up your speakers.
Girls are the worst.
He's candy mint.
Like you can fuck him, which is awesome.
He's turning into those digital predictions of him that everyone's doing.
You're shit on his quality.
Why I watch you, you're skipping every two seconds.
And I pay for this no i ain't gonna
talk about nope not chinese if they had the mech if they had the mexican pizza i would have got
talked about but known bag i get your dick sucked or suck a dick or look at that that is like
looking into the valley a minially....mini.
Stranger Things, take notes!
This is terrible.
I don't get any-
...thing. They're not funny. Listen to him.
This is what he's saying about women.
Oh, wait. I'm talking over all this shit. Listen to him.
It's slow motion. Listen to him.
I pay for this.
It's because it's low.
It's low.
Fuck him. This shit's awesome. Because it's low. It's low. This shit red bar quality.
Wait, wait, wait.
Listen, listen, listen.
Why is there a spinning circle?
I look and it's like, oh.
This is important.
Suddenly, you know, my ethernet is unplugged.
No, not pizza.
Fucking bitches. Not Burger King. Andy Violin. Ding, ding, not pizza. Fucking bitches.
Not Burger King. Andy
Violin. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
We got KFC.
Girls are the worst.
Girls are the worst.
Like you could fuck them, which
is awesome.
Like you
could fuck them, which is awesome. Like you could fuck him, which is awesome.
Did you fuck him?
That's what I'll do when a clip is low.
Just talk.
Glow, Mike.
You could fuck him.
So that's awesome.
But other than that, and he really says this.
I really think people stop doing red mark.
How could you do a clip out of this?
You're like a, like I'm watching an Asian dubbed movie.
But Tate gets all the grief, please.
And if you don't have that, I guess it's got to be a fucking bag.
To get your dick sucked,
or suck a dick,
or fucking manage it.
Do you hear his way of thinking, though?
And the whole thing,
Redbar is shitting on Kumey right now
for his video quality.
Your audio quality is fucked up.
Like, the Kum the community is annoying
but your shit's more annoying
you're like moving in slow-mo
now and shit
I pay for this faggot
fix it up
he goes
all you can do is fuck
these girls.
And they give you nothing else.
But if you don't fuck them, then what do you got to do?
Go suck a dick?
Become a fag?
It's like, no, there's another option called don't have gay sex just to come.
You ever thought of that one?
So in his mind, he's thinking it's
either girl or i have to suck guys cocks he says that listen to this here bag i get your dick
that's what he says so that's what his kind of mind is awesome and if you don't have that i guess
gotta be a fucking bag i get your dick sucked or sucked, or suck a dick, or fuck a man in the ass.
But, like, why else would you want a fucking girl?
They're the worst.
They're just terrible.
They don't get anything.
They're not funny.
Hasan, I got a guy for you.
Fucking, fucking cunts.
How awesome would it be if, like, Hassan YouTube community caught on to Kumia?
Can we turn them on?
Can we somehow wish this into existence?
Imagine if everybody on YouTube was on his ass 24-7 like they are with Tate.
That would be amazing.
That's like my biggest wish that the world figures.
Unlike you, at bar.
I could get Hassan on that.
Or the first person ever to troll Hassan before you was Hassan.
When he was on pop trigger.
I can get him to go after Kumi.
But not off of this.
Is that what Kumia and Denny are?
You know, that's my biggest wish.
I'd trade it all for just the world to all know what he does.
The blurry man.
Oh, God.
She's so scary. I don't want to be that close to the T. That's how repulsive
gays are.
That you literally go,
no matter how bad a chick is,
you're like, I'm not gonna go fag.
And like, they could be just the worst.
Ugh.
As guns go off.
What do I agree with Komiya.
Kind of.
None of them is people.
I just don't get it.
The background.
Like, well, I get being gay.
You like sucking dick and getting fucked in your ass.
Like, there's no gay dude who's just like,
I like getting my dick sucked
and like a fucking asshole, but I don't
repeat. There's no gay
dude like that.
So I get being gay.
You like sucking
dick and getting fucked in your ass.
I don't get it, but I
can understand that.
I'm gonna unplug your fucking cable.
Your internet.
I get being gay.
They're cunts.
You're like sucking dick in your fucking ass.
Oh.
I think they are.
And it's every one of them.
I mean, aren't. And it's every one of them. I mean, look at...
But it is kind of funny now that we know that the reason that he got unplugged was because he was yelling.
He is technically whispering and obeying her now.
You know, like dudes like fat chicks.
Yeah.
Oh, yes, he's obeying.
And by the way, he didn't do shit back.
So that's the other thing. Oh, yes, he's obeying. And by the way, he didn't do shit back. He ran.
So that's the other thing.
They were like fat titties and fat asses.
You're like doing what Sam Tripoli does where she's still in.
I love skinny chicks.
Although I love it because I got a huge black dick.
And the greatest thing ever is seeing my black
dick
and a chick who barely
weighs 100 pounds.
Charge?
You're just trying to be cool
in front of the guys.
Mom, what the fuck, man? No, we didn't want all your
cookies. Sorry, Mom.
Your cookies are really good.
But, you know the guys.
Did your mom ever make cookies for your friends?
Probably.
Whoa, what am I seeing?
Oh, I thought that was Kumia's face.
Yep.
Okay, let's go back to Kumia.
This tape don't end.
They turn into a...
They turn.
So fucking done.
Why don't you yell again then?
Yeah, then why don't you yell instead of wish?
Video games.
If I want to sit here and play video games until literally 10 a.m., why not?
Like, why not?
Because it's crazy.
But what is that, a problem?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, Komi Well, come here.
Why are you doing the Twitch streams?
You're not making any money off of Twitch.
So why are you doing it?
Is the rent being paid?
Blow me.
Ooh.
Is the rent being paid?
Because you both live there.
$1,600 a night. You got to play call of duty to drown out the real gun
shots never do it blow me pretty cool you know what it would just annoy me uh you know what i'm
gonna do it's literally like i'll make a ruckus and I know like if I want
to do something this is like that Kyle Swindles guy huh doesn't he remind you
oh my god he's talking about me now right bars talking about me now I'm
gonna in battle mode they could be swind. It's swindles motherfucker pronounce my name, right?
Where's swindles?
Red fag
I think it's swindles
Spell it right stupid
I'm treating you more than you Get it right
My last name
What's he gonna say
Let's go
Saison Z
Kind of
This is Saisonic
Similar form
And they all come back the next day
Hey Saison how was your night
It was horrible
It ended in tragedy again Once again And they all come back the next day. Hey, how was your night? It was horrible
It ended in tragedy again once again Was that what you mentioned? It was barely a mention. What was that?
I'd like to go off on that one. That was nothing. I think it's sort of a channel called Sight on Z by the way.
What he does is write our content.
It's Swindells.
That's how you pronounce my name.
In reality, I don't even know how to pronounce it. The whole family's in an uproar over last night. That was it? Yes. My family, really.
The whole family's in an uproar over last night.
That's how it went.
People want to see how bad he is at the game.
Oh, okay.
Here, I can show you.
See, that to me is no business of mine.
You know, to her, she's, oh, the game.
I don't care about the game. I mean, I just noticed all he does is die.
Well, as a bad at the game guy, I am not one to talk.
I can't do anything.
I go like this.
I go, you're not even aiming it at the TV.
Like, why am I going to play games like that?
Like, unplugging my fucking internet?
What I'll do is I'll wait until he's playing.
Okay, so now he's coming up with his payback plan.
What he's going to do, you know, she games too.
They've all somehow suckered in.
It's like convincing your
wife that donald trump is awesome they've convinced their wives to game somehow and i think every girl
secretly wants to game because they want to be like oh maybe uh yeah i'm like a twitch girl
i'm pretty cool i don't understand what's going on with these girls who want to game all of a sudden.
To me, that's suspect.
And so he says, he goes, oh, yeah, when she starts gaming, right when she's in the middle of her big part,
I'm going to unplug it on her.
And that would bother her?
She games to that sort of extreme level?
I guess that would be bothersome to anybody,
but she shouldn't be gaming either.
This gaming...
No, this gaming ain't right.
All right, so let's go back.
He's going to die.
Yeah, I guess he shoots a bullet at somebody wrong.
Who cares?
I hate gaming.
So let's see what he says here.
They're buddies and unplug her internet.
See how that...
He's going to unplug her internet. See how that works.
He's going to unplug her internet.
See how that fucking works.
Oh, my God.
She'd lose her fucking mind.
She'd lose her mind.
And I'll laugh my balls off.
What?
I've had.
What did he say about his balls?
Oh, I'd laugh my balls off.
She'd lose her fucking mind.
And I'll laugh my balls off.
You would laugh your balls off because the girl,
the only girl that'll be
anywhere near you has lost
her mind. That's what
makes you laugh your balls off. This is what you
want? The only girl to
ever give you any affection.
I mean, you're hideously scarred.
You have no money
and you're labeled
as a racist pedophile. And you're labeled as a racist pedophile
And you're gonna sit there and laugh your balls off
Because she lost her mind
That's what you want
Someone in the chat said
It's me
Can somebody make an Anthony Cumia simulator video
Yes
Yes
Because what would that What are you simulating Slenderman Just play Slenderman making Anthony Kumi a simulator video? Yes.
Slenderman.
Just play Slenderman.
He just pops up or you get to be him. Just pretend Slenderman is him.
It's just as scary.
Had it, man. I fucking had it.
He's had it.
Now there's no
dirt nap in this stuff.
Why would he do a livestream in this condition too?
Mrs. Cumia.
Audrey, why would you do a livestream in this condition?
Wear a weirdo t-shirt, and glasses.
Wait, DirtNap?
There never will be a Mrs. Cumia.
You own a network, why?
You make no money off of Twitch.
Zero on Twitch.
Zero on Twitch.
Zero.
Never will be a Mrs. Kumia.
I hate women.
I'm like Mersh.
We don't need women, do we, Mersh?
Cool.
That's pretty cool.
But you guys have apartments in the games.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
There's nothing in your apartment besides the gaming system?
Can I explain how Twitch is a scam?
Not a scam, but a bullshit platform.
No, I won't.
You don't make money off of it, so why are you on it?
Just watch it on YouTube.
Fuck Twitch.
Watching your games through YouTube.
You're a nerd.
Oh, that's really cool.
It's almost.
Somebody sent me this video
and they're like dude look it's a
video of Mersh and his cat alone Either on Twitch, you're a multilayered or you're nobody.
So, yeah, Twitch isn't YouTube.
And that Tommy Sotomayor faggot was a great example ever.
Twitch allows anything to do anything. You got banned two seconds later.
No.
There are more SJW than YouTube is.
And I'm like, wow.
It actually like, dude, that guy just has to end.
And that's why they do these casts every day otherwise they'd be that's why bill maher has to do this podcast too otherwise they'd
be just all alone just sitting there that would drive a man mad so they constantly have to be on
night waves and compounds and talking to you every single day because otherwise they would go, it would be like living in a mental chamber.
When Mike goes to take a quick pee,
I'm sitting there going,
come on, come back, come back.
Yes, yes.
Come back.
I can't stand one second.
I don't know how.
So to live alone at this age, like Mersh.
Twitch will go the way of Mixer,
but Red Wars here on Mersh,
I am here for it
i don't know what you're talking about i was watching this murph's video and go
wait so he drinks on night wave so all night he goes on night wave
people just make fun of him and then he my cousin matt
i was homeless i gotta saved by a nigga in Maine. I love him.
Two weeks in the factory job.
I'm coming out of this
own apartment.
Oh, by the way, this entire
thing, I'm like, this bitch, that bitch.
If you
watch your merch,
there's no bitches
laying down or anything.
There's no bitches laying down or anything? No, no bitches.
Should be three bitches in there like this or that.
I don't know, come to Matt.
And the bitches in, you work 11 hours during shift.
He tells the haters how much they suck, gets drunk,
gets mocked and laughed at,
has to end the show on bad terms
every time, and then what?
It just goes silent,
and he's just alone with the cat in Florida
in this apartment covered in squalor?
With no money and no person if you ended the show today
and then the show ended and it was silence
and here no one.
That, I mean, and especially at that age.
Dude, that's, I mean, in your 20s, yes, of course,
you're supposed to be single in your 20s.
After your 20s, if you're single, be single in your 20s after your 20s if you're single living all alone
makes me want to cry scary and when i saw
you longer What are your actions? What are your actions?
What are your actions? I'm gonna ask you a little.
You want to ask me?
How? You want to ask me?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I'm getting it, I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it.
I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why any of the clips.
Worse and worse, I don't know what caused this to happen.
We didn't get enough views on the videos, so it's an odd thing to do that.
But I'm not playing around.
They've been doing this for over a decade.
I'm gonna start from the beginning. They've been doing this for a decade. Hmm. They have an instant access to Alex Jones.
If I ever talk to Alex Jones, I would make history.
Kinda green.
I'm so bad. I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what the fuck all of this is.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know. And now,
I'm trying to, one thing I'm doing, you know, I'm doing a lot of work.
Don't need ten bucks to do anything, you know what I mean?
I'm paying for how does his mom... What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm hearing or what I'm saying.
I need ten bucks these three labs.
I was thinking, what does his mom want me to do?
Well, she does.
It's kind of fucking sad.
Because she, does his mom want me to fuck her?
She's in a gay way.
And I fucked her before too, back in the day.
Born in a new day or the new day.
I don't know if she did it all before, but we're on a new day, but she wants me to fuck
her again.
We just had an incredible last night.
Well, a fucking terrible last night.
Better than why I was trying to fuck me.
Well, uh, yeah.
Here's the...the fake freeze and the... Oh you niggas.
I know you're all talking about oof.
That's what it does.
Uh, yeah.. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm old.
I'm old.
So so so.
And 37. No, no, no.
Oh, 37. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm not understanding this at all.
Oh, wow. I don't understand a thing at all. What do you think? I don't know.
I don't know.
I've got my point.
But...
What you do?
My mom is white and my dad is black.
And red, yeah.
I'm in red.
What?
I don't know, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know where I live.
I don't know why I'm me.
And my mom is a disaster. where I live and why I be in my money's exas easier to lost her and her daughter. I'm going to go in the morning.
I'm going to go to the stage.
I'm going to go in the morning.
The dead doesn't care.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to take a shower.
If you touch that fucking door, I'm taking a shower. If you touch that fucking door,
I'm taking your pussy.
Wait now, I just need a factual statement.
If I'm in the shower,
I'm going to on time tonight,
and this is mom,
that's when we're knocked out, of course.
When mom plans it.
She's knocked out.
She's in the bathroom,
she's naked.
And that's the same taking the movie.
I mean, yeah.
I guess so.
I think I'm lying on the air.
Dummy.
He's laughing.
See?
Some of this happens. Yeah. He's laughing. Some of this happens.
Later.
Now now.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Later,
when I take a shower,
it doesn't fast out.
You see. When it's a shower, it doesn't fast out.
When it's hot in here,
I take a shower wrong, what am I gonna do?
I'll go, I don't know why.
You know, we just gotta make sure that will happen.
So,
what do you know now?
Let me see.
I don't know.
I don't know about running around in the rain.
This is all I have.
It's not anything.
Well, unlike that, Umiya about to drive Missy out.
His cat was like hissing at him.
Yeah, his cat doesn't even like him.
Oh, it's heartbreaking.
All right, back to Karmir.
Here he is.
But at least he's not a Jew she's not jewish i'm done
he's imagining he's shooting yes i mean of course the gun sound effects are really holy
she unplugged my cable but i'm not to say anything because I don't want to
make it seem like there's a...
Fuck.
Fuck off.
Please, Missy, fuck off!
And tell us your secrets.
I like 350 people.
Fucking Nick raids my room
and he pulls the plug on me.
Isn't that awesome?
Oh, this is even more pathetic.
Apparently, Nick Fuentes,
Daisy's cousin,
uh,
raided, and now raided
is a positive word, too.
Now, I,
raid.
Hold on, you know,
Shuley and all them,
they're sitting on Twitch
getting external people contracts.
You get no viewers.
I'm not even blaming Konya.
He's got way more live viewers than them,
but he's got way more live viewers.
I'm not even blaming Konya for that.
Used to mean, oh my God,
it's a bunch of people coming to harass you.
Now it just means it's people coming.
And Nick Fuentes told people Kumi was gaming,
and for the first time ever, Kumi now has 350 viewerships.
And they're all Nick Fuentes fans.
Ooh.
So Kumi, of course, is lower than Nick Fuentes now, believe it or not.
So he has to impress him.
Wait, and he acted like this.
Yes, so that's why he's acting like this, because he was so embarrassed in front of all Nick's guys, the tough, cool guys of the internet.
So Kumi is extra pathetic now.
Now that you know all of this, he's even extra angry.
Like if this just happened with five.
That's the good thing about YouTube.
When you don't, you don't know where a live viewer is.
A live viewer means nothing in the real life.
You get paid off of views and CPM.
That doesn't exist on Twitch.
Like there's no nigga on Twitch
who just makes like 50 grand a year.
Like this.
You gotta be huge or nothing.
Why would anyone join Twitch?
I could have left a contract and I could have
adopted this was like.
I was like, did your academics
decide to Twitch?
You know, why?
I could have fucked it all
like that nigga did.
And you don't need them.
And nobody would bring
nothing to them.
And why? I guess his things going on.
I have compound scumbags.
He wouldn't even care because he wouldn't be as embarrassed.
But because it's Nick Fuentes army of the light.
Shit now.
Of course he's got a i mean really that's the life he's living now
i've had it
what a loser that's right that's right he's had it dalton said that so many times guys get a man cave and they go I got my man cave I'm
awesome and then you're like yeah so she gave you a room in your house yeah ruin the vibe You're right. I'm done. He's done?
Yep.
One more hit.
Had it.
God, bitches.
Go.
Like, who gives a shit?
Me.
What time I come home and want to play video games?
Us!
Who gives a shit? Me. What time I come home and want to play video games? Us! Who gives a shit?
What am I, 12?
Ooooooh.
We gotta see the whole tape, sorry.
How many minutes has this been going on?
Yeah, that's a good question. I'm afraid to look.
Ooooooh. We're only halfway through.
Jesus.
Hmmmm.
Long tape.
Oop! Another spit.
There it was.
So this guy
who even edited the tape,
he knew that spit had to be in full screen.
Here it comes.
Oh! So disgusting.
Here it comes.
Should we do that one in slow motion and see what happens?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, so we're going to go to negative 25.
And we'll see.
He does another spitty so sickened with her.
Okay, see what happens.
Oh, this is the music of hell is anything even coming out barely i mean it's like very dusty
let's get a little b going look at this this is like a real monster, dude. He's not.
Dude!
I mean, hold on. Let's turn off the lights and watch that again.
Okay, stare deep into his eyes. Okay, everybody look Just at Kumio, okay?
Hold on, I'm gonna try to
Even frame this up a little better
Here for everybody
Sorry
It's hard, it's hard
It's a tiny frame to get into
How's that? Perfect
Watch this
Why the fuck are you Spedging me out, fucking dick? Watch this Oh I've never seen somebody take a shower and not use fucking soap, nigga I don't know. What? What?
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
What? Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, I one more.
Can you remember me? What just happened?
What just happened? What just happened?
Oh you suck Is this super?
Yeah, what happened?
Oh, oh, oh
What just happened?
What happened?
Who's gonna die? No, no, no, no. Look at this.
Oh, my God, it's horrible.
It's my dick.
But we're not doing shit, I'm just doing...
We're watching this, yes.
Of course. And this white faggot. She was awful. She was threatening me a lot.
Now here comes the different conversation.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Fuck it.
Came loud.
Oh.
I'm Dez.
God, that really fucked voice tone doesn't really change which is interesting
uh
when you're like... What?
Get the lights back on. All right.
Here's some happy music.
Des, cunt.
Des, I need to speak to you for a second.
Uh, Cornball, room.
Listen, where the shit
down the stream?
Explain to my audience what the fuck
just happened.
Des.
Hello, Des.
Des.
You don't want to bring this loser around.
Des doesn't drive a car.
I don't know, she's a loser.
Like I said.
Yeah, Des.
You just did an action, could you...
You just attacked my live stream, you know?
I don't know what happened.
Uh, faggot, you just did this, could you address what you did?
It does.
What the fuck are you doing?
You didn't just end up on the live stream and pretend you didn't do it.
What the fuck are you doing?
You did something to the addresses.
Des.
Alright, there's no Des.
Alright, we're over.
We're done.
Done our fact.
I'm not going to be collecting wealth here for the rest of our lives.
There's nobody that knows what they have.
I don't want to talk about it, sorry, I'm kidding, I guess, I don't know, I'm just with these bitches and
nobody's in no way to want, I fucked Dez's mom, her mom went to fuck me when Dez passes
out, her mom was like waking me up. She's fucking me.
And I will fuck her mom secretly.
That's my behind the scenes shit.
I don't like you niggas.
I don't like you on behind the scenes things.
When Dez passes out drunk, her mom sucks my dick and everything.
Otherwise.
I don't know why I said that.
My mom's back too.
And they don't even know my name.
Just fucking sad.
But even our mom who does that couldn't be cool.
Just couldn't be cool.
They're fucking in there and they need a job, so it's sad.
I don't hear success.
There are white hood bitches. We need nothing to do nothing anyway. So I stopped caring. I had to because they didn't give it up. They I'm just living in that thing. Whatever.
Could you ever imagine my single streaming, by the way?
I was down at Mursh's.
The single Mursh, like, you know how amazing that live stream can be if you're a merch,
and my bitch hates this bitch, and this bitch hates me, I'm not single by the end of the
shit, I do fuck her mom too, but, uh, can I have Mersh?
He's actually single.
Look at my cousin Matt.
He's a goofy looking. He got a factory job.
You know, he's fucking
he makes
way more bitches than Mersh.
And Mersh is a
quote unquote influencer YouTuber
gets no bitches.
Ugh. That. So sad.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. music there that was insane really really just too much man oh my god holy fuck god that was
horrifying all right let's see.
Let's just wrap this tape up.
I'm just going to play it.
You just got to hear what he says.
Now you should try doing it sped up.
That's a good idea.
Well, yeah.
Oh, because, yeah, we want to get through.
The tape.
The tape.
So let's try 1.5.
Great idea.
Great idea.
Just for fun.
Yeah.
Try it out for once.
Okay, let me frame him up for fun. Yeah. Try it out for once.
Okay, let me frame him up, Mr. Beautiful.
And let's hear him.
Like, like she games.
How do you not know I'm not gonna pull the plug on the second
select war zone and I'll wait, I'll wait till, fuck it, I'll watch.
I'll wait until it's like, oh you're winning. Wow, you're fucking, oh that's got, bam!
And I'll just pull that fucking plug. And then, oh.
That's good.
Oh what happened? And literally, I have to be that childish?
I have to be that fucking, bunch of fucking, bit of a child to do that and go, ha ha.
I will though.
If that's, you know, that's what she did to me, why wouldn't I?
Okay. I'm as regular as I go, y'all Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call Boy, where the dude at?
Where the dude at?
They say you spit your food for thought
Where the Jew at?
Yo, your pussy look like sack
Where the screw at?
I got the bounce for the house
Just a newfound sack
What you say, y'all?
We go off in the flat, super say, y'all
Keep the game fly, boy, we play, y'all
About to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan
Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett
She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett
She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett
Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett
Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city?
I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't ridin' with me
They like all my brothers