The Yewneek Pod - Redbar reacts Cumias fight with Missy and Yewneeks mother in law drops a bombshell!

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

Early stream issues. Redbar finally watches the cozi tv stream of anthony screaming at his girlfriend.  Dez's mom does a drop in the set the record straight about showers and hygiene.  ...

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Starting point is 00:02:46 If it fucks up again, I'm not picking it again. Alright, I want to get into the red bar thing first, though. Because I haven't seen this yet. Apparently, we're getting some new exposing thing on Kumia. And then we're going to check out Rogan defending Brendan Shaw. Shaw-bat-tage! in defending Brendan Schaub. Schabatage. Schabatage. By the way. Extremely hot take.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Not inherent. Well, you mentioned my name all the time, but. Extremely hot take. Not inherent. Well, you mentioned my name all the time, but... Extremely hot take. The Beastie Boys fucking stunk. And they don't have one good song. Sabotage isn't even a good song. They stink and no one likes them.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Warm take. It should be a warm take. They suck so much, but... Oh, they stunk. There's not one good Beastie Boys song. No, I haven't played anything yet. The Beastie Boys weren't good. What you want? What you want? What you want?
Starting point is 00:04:35 How are they even considered rappers? I want to rock and roll all night and party every day. The Beastie Boys. Their best song is that gay song. What is it? You know, like, their techno song. I wish they were rapping, but you can't understand or hear a fucking word they're saying. They stink.
Starting point is 00:05:33 They're not better rappers than 99% of today's rappers. What are you talking about? Intergalactic pedophilia. Intergalactic genus. Yes, we are. They stink! They're not good. At rap or rock or anything. Any type of music, they sucked.
Starting point is 00:05:59 The Beastie Boys. Fuck out of here with that shit. No one ever listened to them. That's why they were never really big. You can't understand every new rapper. Yes, you can. No
Starting point is 00:06:20 sleep till Brooklyn. Used to play it when the song came out. Well back when you were 50, Marty. Ah, the Beastie boys stunk all of them and their families I'm tripping they were never big you take beastie boys over to Migos you don't believe that
Starting point is 00:07:09 you listen to Bad and Bougie over any fucking Beastie Boys song come on they were huge were they were they were they? Were they? Were they? Do you see anyone doing reaction videos to Beastie Boys songs?
Starting point is 00:07:39 No! No! Does anyone list a Beastie Boys song as the greatest song ever no they were never huge sorry they weren't and you like to think
Starting point is 00:07:55 cause you've heard the name they were big and they weren't really that big niggas weren't bumping that shit nor were the new white converts you know who converted white people to rap music? Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer
Starting point is 00:08:12 and Coolio it wasn't the Beastie Boys and Aerosmith thou the biggest converter that Aerosmith and Run DMC's on it wasn't the Beastie Boys the Beastie Boys. The Beastie Boys.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Nah. Informer beats anything they did. Exactly. Informer was such a great song. The biggest thing on the planet, Daddy Yankee, remade the song and put that nigga in it.
Starting point is 00:08:54 That's how big that goddamn song was. I will say this, Informer by Snow is the greatest reggae song ever. And the fact that the greatest reggae song ever is done by a white Canadian guy is kind of hilarious. But I want to check out Red Varsh exposing Kumia. Can I check this out? Are yous done babbling?
Starting point is 00:09:19 Oh, fuck, I've read this, hold on. Here we go. No, Gangnam Style. No, you don't do Gangnam Style over a former. Public enemy, the group with Flavor Flav accepted them. Whoa. They accepted Flavor Flav too.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I don't think I ever heard one Everlast. I probably heard the song, but never liked the song. I love Sean Paul, but I said the greatest reggae song ever. Not the greatest reggae artist. Just going song
Starting point is 00:10:17 wise. Snow Informer is the greatest reggae song ever. But I wouldn't take Sean Paul's shit over Snow on a day of the week. Although, that nigga's a little iffy too.
Starting point is 00:10:34 That nigga looks Puerto Rican. Although, I know in Jamaica, they have, it's like any country, they have blacks and whites and Indians. So I think that nigga's like black country, they have blacks and whites and Indians. So I think that nigga's like black, white, and Indian. Not like Native American Indian, but people from India Indians.
Starting point is 00:10:56 That's why he looks like that. I know it's all reggae, sorry. I know there's a difference between reggae and technically what Sean Paul and Informa did is dance all. Nigga, no, it's all reggae. Sorry. Technically reggae music is like Jamaican country music. But nigga, it's reggae. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:46 I know there's a technical difference. I just don't care. Nor does anybody else. Informer is reggae. Sorry. Sorry I can't deal with it. Because it's the most popular song. And the best song ever done in reggae.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Which is a hard thing to do. Because you got Shaggy, It Wasn't Me. Tentro Metro and Devante. Give It To Her, Kevin Little, Give It Up To Me, Sean Paul, of course. Hell, even that one Gyption song with Nicki Minaj.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Nigga, there's some great reggae shit out there. And much more shit. Like I said, the nigga only gets it from the one He had the best song. Not the best artist. He only had the one song.
Starting point is 00:12:51 But that was one hell of a fucking song. He's super mids. Sean Paul is super mids reggae is not rapping like reggae is a Jamaican nigga doing a song sorry that's what it is like I said nigga
Starting point is 00:13:20 I get there are breakdowns of difference in the categories however to the world and America the only thing that really matters it's all just reggae and since it's all just fucking reggae
Starting point is 00:13:35 the best one song is Snow Informer I'd say the best artist is Sean Paul and um that's where is Sean Paul and that's where the debate starts with all the other shit but unfortunately for you that's where it is
Starting point is 00:13:56 I know Sean Paul does dancehall music I know the difference I'm just saying the difference does not matter like the niggas who won the Grammy for the best reggae album this year
Starting point is 00:14:16 was a white group cause under this niggas definition they technically did reggae music and they won a Grammy you never heard of them Because under this nigga's definition, they technically did reggae music. And they won a Grammy. You've never heard of them. You never saw them.
Starting point is 00:14:30 You never heard the music. But they did actual reggae. So purists within that genre can be like, but nigga, it's already gay. But red bar thing, stop bothering me. I want to watch him expose Kovia. And she called the police and then the police shot. These were called the tapes.
Starting point is 00:14:55 We watched the tapes. We must have watched it about 176 times on this show. I mean, they're seared into my mind. Somebody link people the tapes and then. I can't watch them again. No, we're not going to watch them, but link them to the tapes. Watch the best. They're seared into my mind. Somebody link people the tapes and then... Can't watch them again. No, we're not going to watch them, but link them to the tapes, watch the tapes. Well, he's back, everybody. Red bar looking like the dad when he transformed in the original Teen Wolf movie.
Starting point is 00:15:18 The closest thing we've got to a new tape. Yo, if I see you, I'm going to crack your jaw. And we'll see you back here tomorrow, jewels. Should we start with the clip or this bring-back group post? Just the clip is fine. Okay, the clip is fine. Great. He was Xboxing. He games. He's a serious gamer. Are the new headphones
Starting point is 00:15:42 look like hearing aids? He lives in this single bedroom apartment. I don't like the earbuds that go directly in your ear. Apartment in New York City. It's like he bought this apartment or he started renting this apartment in the late 90s when he started making some cash. And he was in all these relationships with women and when they would uh do him wrong he would send them to the apartment you know it's like the break room
Starting point is 00:16:11 at lumen so he'd send them to you're going hey don't act up or you're going to go to the apartment and they knew when they heard that word apartment oh they. And that's where he would send them when they misbehaved. He's living in the apartment now. This used to be, and many girls have come and gone. This is the apartment he puts them up. So he'll be in New York City. You know, he can't live in New York City. He doesn't got that kind of money.
Starting point is 00:16:37 He's got to live on Long Island. And, or God knows where he lives. And then, so he got a little apartment, a cheapo apartment in New York City so that when he's drunk and in New York, after his shows, he can go, hoopa, hoopa, hoopa, to God knows who, God knows what age.
Starting point is 00:16:57 And then he could skedaddle and go to his clean home where that trouble in the trash of the New York streets doesn't have to come. I don't even know if they're allowed through the bridge. The girls she's with would get stopped at the tunnel and taken into custody. He had to do it there, and he is staying at this place. Now, he sold his mansion
Starting point is 00:17:18 in order to make his move down to Greens, Rio, South Carolina. Ba-ding! In this video, he's playing his video games, and apparently him and Missy, his long time, and we wondered what had happened with Missy. Apparently, she's still with him. His long time, very young girlfriend, Missy,
Starting point is 00:17:39 they're involved in a little domestic here, and we've got the tape. Does Camille kind of suck at video games? Well, I don't know if that, like, but these guys who play video games, maybe it's just normal for at the end of the night, after their 16-hour day, for them to just kind of give up on it.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I don't know what we're watching here, but here is Anthony Kumiya. And we could get a look at his apartment here. Let me do the zoom in first. So here he is. This is his entire living room. I mean, this is the wall. This is the wall.
Starting point is 00:18:16 And then he's got his desk and that's it. And then the kitchen is right in front of where he's at. That's it. That's the whole place. There's one bed every time i watch red bar i pay for the scars club you got new equipment why does it keep skipping and stopping and then you complain when they get clipped your shit you have to do it in 8000 adp they get your shit skips.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Fix it, stupid. Bedroom, one bathroom. We're done. He sits here all night in these glasses playing video games with Compound media fans and stuff, and just will drink beer after beer after beer until the sun comes up, until he can't have another beer. And then he goes to bed, and you go, how does he wake up from these beers?
Starting point is 00:19:19 Well, the TRT. And God knows what other pills. I'm sure he's taking Aderall now because of gavin he's definitely on trt he's told us this the hormone replacement and um so that's how these guys just get through it they They drink all night. They have to drink to get to bed. And then they take Adderall and all these weird drugs in the morning to be up. And it's just an endless cycle.
Starting point is 00:19:55 So he does this and he games, man. He games. So we're going to watch him. And I think I'll just keep it zoomed in. And we'll watch what happens. Missy unplugs the modem. So I don't know if that happens, like, before we get to see this tape, if this is him coming back after— Yeah, I think it seems like he was just playing video games, and then it cut because of the modem thing, and this is him coming back.
Starting point is 00:20:19 It was about 4 a.m. on a Wednesday. Missy wanted him to come to bed. He refused because he was playing video games with his fans. Why did she want Kumia to come to bed? It's fucked up, man. I don't know. And he's wearing headphones,
Starting point is 00:20:36 so it can't be all the shooting. Sometimes when you hate somebody so much, you just can't stand to think that they're out there playing fucking video games and leaving you alone at 4 a.m sorry that's how you feel about me yep so um no that is i would never allow her to play once hey you played uh turtles shredders i played the new turtle shredders revenge i got to scene three and i beat up um rocksteady and then i was out my hand was numb from all that All you have to do to this game is just go like this.
Starting point is 00:21:26 After like five minutes of playing it, he was like, my hands are my hands. Well, she gave me the Nintendo Switch. She broke apart the remote. She gives me this thing. It looks like a fucking... It's stupid. It's a very bad controller.
Starting point is 00:21:37 She gives me a remote that looks like a harmonica and I grab it and I'm playing it for like an hour and then I realized she didn't give me like you're supposed to put this molding on it so it's not jagged plastic so after you break them apart there's these molding strips that go over the top so that it's like a bigger remote and it's
Starting point is 00:21:58 rounded as you press the top buttons. She didn't give me that so I'm playing with it. I always forget to put those on because it's so stupid. It only adds like one extra millimeter. Not for me. I need a big pad. So, okay, here's Kumi.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I'm going to see if we can keep him zoomed in because all the action happens in this window, and he's just playing Call of Duty, shooting up guns. So let's see what happens. Kumi is back in the tapes. Kumi, there he is. Oy. Come on. Fuck, Wad. So let's see what happens. Scumia's back in the tapes. Scumia? There he is. Oi. Come on.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Fuck Wad. Unreal. I gotta go through all this shit now. This is a great... You're fucking... You had to fuck with me. Come on. Talking to Missy.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Signed in already, cunt. Okay, so because he's got to go back in the game and he's mad that everyone's shooting him. And they're saying that she pulled the plug because he was screaming and yelling at the game. Okay, he was screaming and yelling at the game all night. She's trying to sleep. Finally, she pulls the plug.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Believe me, she was driven to her wits end. Makes perfect sense. Nobody pulls the plug on anything unless it's... You're crazy. Now you pull plugs. So our plug pulling situation. And then he goes back on Twitch and he's so embarrassed, right? That the plug was pulled.
Starting point is 00:23:15 So now he's got to like shit talk her all night to the fans that listen. By the way, I never pulled the plug on Mike. One time we got a plug pulled on us in a dramatic fight. Who did? Who did? I said, remember our plug pulling situation. You didn't say anything. We weren't in a fight.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I didn't want anyone to think that I pulled the plug on you. No, somebody pulled the plug on me and her. My old neighbor. He was furious. I went to visit her. We were on acid one night. This is no joke. We were on acid one night this is no joke we were on acid
Starting point is 00:23:45 a literal acid lsd going crazy and the neighbor under her because we were making so much noise cut the power so scared so imagine being on acid and then somebody not the power goes out imagine the power goes out on acid uh-oh time to kill everybody imagine the power goes out and you know somebody cut the power and is screaming at you from the lower level that was terrifying. We eventually got that power back on, but to what loss? To what gain? And I had to have a screaming fight with my neighbor while I was not in the best state of mind. I had to scream at a guy on acid, which to me me if i have to scream at someone while i'm on acid
Starting point is 00:24:47 i feel like i'm one away from going to jail the being in a mental institution for the rest of my life was like okay so she pulled the plug on kumia and um now kumi is going to shit talk her but watch what happens and yes this includes spitting. There you go. You're going to love it. I fucking, you have fucked this over. Look at him. This is new.
Starting point is 00:25:19 This is new. Cunt. I hope you're happy, cunt. Does this seem like the, and that's what i mean this is not the kumi on his show that's all friendly i mean to a lot of people just showing that much footage is horrifying that should be horrifying enough i mean did you see how this acted this is nothing this is the beginning of the tape. Watch this. I can't see the chat, so let me know if they're going, whoa. We're having fun.
Starting point is 00:25:59 This is a grown guy. Not a kid. This isn't a gamer on Twitch. Not Mexican. I'm so fucking pissed at you. Fuck this. I'm so done. He's so done? Wouldn't that be great?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Cunt. Hey. What happened? I'm so pissed, dudes. Look at this. Oh, I'm so pissed. Let's just watch. Imagine being in the same house with this guy late at night.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Imagine this is happening, and you know that he's hit women. You know that he's after 13-year-olds. You know about all the horrors. You know that he has guns or had guns. You know that he's got a knife. You know that he's got a gun in a game i wouldn't be comfortable with this guy being around a gaming unit around me i don't know what that does so imagine you're in the other room and you just got this guy
Starting point is 00:26:57 and he's 56 and if you're 56 and going that fucking cunt i I am done with her. If I were a girl, I'd be terrified. And it's Kumia on top of it. All right, let's see some more. Here's Anthony. This is new. Let me get back on here. Well, you know. Sometimes your twat girlfriend
Starting point is 00:27:26 will fucking unplug your shit. Wow. Couldn't have a girlfriend at 50. Six. Unreal. So annoying, man. Fucking hate it. Hate it.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Fucking annoying is piss. Oh. Look at him. It's fucking annoying as piss. Look at him. Yeah. He's embarrassed. He's humiliated. Aren't you embarrassed that Redbar is watching this?
Starting point is 00:27:59 Isn't this so humiliating for you? Like if Kumia had a tape of me doing this to get back, I would fucking kill myself. How is it? So these guys are so at this crazy level where this could come out and they just show up as if nothing happened. It's totally fine. And none of their. This isn't a giant deal. A huge article.
Starting point is 00:28:23 This is just normal now for guys like Kumi and Gavin and all these people to go through. Sam Tripoli. They could be caught in 4K every day doing some crap like this, and then they just show up to work with smiles. Nobody cares. How bizarre. How bizarre. All right, let's see more. This cares. How bizarre. How bizarre.
Starting point is 00:28:46 All right, let's see more. This doesn't end here. I'm so done with it. I got to get this a little louder. Stupid shit. Oh, he just spit in his own home. He spits. He spits.
Starting point is 00:29:04 So the lizard spits. our lizards spits don't put your hand in the cage it spits oh look at this dirty scum i mean this is real and this isn't the only spit watch this freaking stupid shit oh and he spits like a real racist, too, where it goes... Like, I can't even do that kind where it's like a real... This is on YouTube, right? Yeah. You should turn down the speed so it's like really slow-mo.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Oh, to do the spit. And then see... Okay, let's see. The way his lizard tongue goes out of it. Yeah, yeah. We'll do 0.25. The baby ones. And then we'll do a zoom in.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I'll do two clicks back, and we should be able to get that spit in slow motion. Yeah. All right, let's see. Don't go too far back, because it's going to be slow. Nope, we're right here. Watch. Here it comes. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Shit. He's going to do a little lick. Wait. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, my grandma. Whoa. Look at the face he's making now.
Starting point is 00:30:36 And I'm his worst enemy. Did he just get a fly? Oh. And he spits out the carcass of a cricket oh dude thank you great call on that we should start using slow playback i know i always forget i know because it seems so easy but man was it great oh my god my God. So here he is. I just want to see. It sucks because when I zoom in, I'm on the same machine. The chat's on the same machine.
Starting point is 00:31:10 So when I zoom in, it zooms in every screen, unfortunately. So I can never see the chat on a zoom in. If you want to make fun of me, do it on a zoom in. I'll never know. Or if you want to make fun of me, do it when i'm not doing a zoom and so i know but um yeah i can never see the chat i don't know you know i want to like be with them for this i want to see how they how they're um they're shocked how they uh i want to feel their emotional get another little ipad just for the chat. We should. Can't afford it.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Bums. All right. So here he is with his angry glasses, and I don't like how his hair is different than I remembered it during the day. That is so true. Okay. I don't, like, if you see me in the night, I don't all of a sudden have a giant horseshoe missing here.
Starting point is 00:32:13 You look the exact same, but it's in a bun. Have you seen Drew Michaels' hair lately? Oh, God, I feel so bad. He's got the, it's like this. That's what reminded me. Drew Michaels' hair right now looks like this, where it like,, it's like this. That's what reminded me. Drew Michael's hair right now looks like this where it like, and it's like. Since your hair grows so fast, you should shave out the front. Yeah, I could.
Starting point is 00:32:35 I could do that. And by the next show, it'd be like this. Yeah. I got nothing to lose. Isn't it crazy how different he looks on this compared to his show? Jesus. Those are the glasses of a 99-year-old. His eyes. I would love an oil
Starting point is 00:32:52 painting of this without the headphones, please. I would love an oil painting of this. Do something cool with the background. I don't want that in oil. No white oils, please. Ooh, look at him. I'm looking at my monitor in front here.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Oh. Something troubling you, Anthony? It's like, Jesus, man. This is, again, this is all happening now. This is what people have become. And we're almost like normal. Like, yeah, Anthony, I'm pretty bad now. No.
Starting point is 00:33:25 If I acted like normal. Like, yeah, Anthony, I'm pretty bad now. No. If I acted like this. Sorry. I was gone ordering food. Try to guess what food I'm getting, by the way. I want you all gone forever. Here. All of a sudden, my feed cuts out. Hopefully, he'll get louder. I can't boost it up anymore.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Oh, oh, suddenly, you know, my ethernet... is unplugged. Fucking bitches. Everyone turn up your speakers. Girls are the worst. He's candy mint. Like you can fuck him, which is awesome. He's turning into those digital predictions of him that everyone's doing.
Starting point is 00:34:19 You're shit on his quality. Why I watch you, you're skipping every two seconds. And I pay for this no i ain't gonna talk about nope not chinese if they had the mech if they had the mexican pizza i would have got talked about but known bag i get your dick sucked or suck a dick or look at that that is like looking into the valley a minially....mini. Stranger Things, take notes! This is terrible.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I don't get any- ...thing. They're not funny. Listen to him. This is what he's saying about women. Oh, wait. I'm talking over all this shit. Listen to him. It's slow motion. Listen to him. I pay for this. It's because it's low. It's low.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Fuck him. This shit's awesome. Because it's low. It's low. This shit red bar quality. Wait, wait, wait. Listen, listen, listen. Why is there a spinning circle? I look and it's like, oh. This is important. Suddenly, you know, my ethernet is unplugged. No, not pizza.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Fucking bitches. Not Burger King. Andy Violin. Ding, ding, not pizza. Fucking bitches. Not Burger King. Andy Violin. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. We got KFC. Girls are the worst. Girls are the worst. Like you could fuck them, which is awesome.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Like you could fuck them, which is awesome. Like you could fuck him, which is awesome. Did you fuck him? That's what I'll do when a clip is low. Just talk. Glow, Mike. You could fuck him. So that's awesome.
Starting point is 00:35:59 But other than that, and he really says this. I really think people stop doing red mark. How could you do a clip out of this? You're like a, like I'm watching an Asian dubbed movie. But Tate gets all the grief, please. And if you don't have that, I guess it's got to be a fucking bag. To get your dick sucked, or suck a dick,
Starting point is 00:36:30 or fucking manage it. Do you hear his way of thinking, though? And the whole thing, Redbar is shitting on Kumey right now for his video quality. Your audio quality is fucked up. Like, the Kum the community is annoying but your shit's more annoying
Starting point is 00:36:48 you're like moving in slow-mo now and shit I pay for this faggot fix it up he goes all you can do is fuck these girls. And they give you nothing else.
Starting point is 00:37:09 But if you don't fuck them, then what do you got to do? Go suck a dick? Become a fag? It's like, no, there's another option called don't have gay sex just to come. You ever thought of that one? So in his mind, he's thinking it's either girl or i have to suck guys cocks he says that listen to this here bag i get your dick that's what he says so that's what his kind of mind is awesome and if you don't have that i guess
Starting point is 00:37:42 gotta be a fucking bag i get your dick sucked or sucked, or suck a dick, or fuck a man in the ass. But, like, why else would you want a fucking girl? They're the worst. They're just terrible. They don't get anything. They're not funny. Hasan, I got a guy for you. Fucking, fucking cunts.
Starting point is 00:38:01 How awesome would it be if, like, Hassan YouTube community caught on to Kumia? Can we turn them on? Can we somehow wish this into existence? Imagine if everybody on YouTube was on his ass 24-7 like they are with Tate. That would be amazing. That's like my biggest wish that the world figures. Unlike you, at bar. I could get Hassan on that.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Or the first person ever to troll Hassan before you was Hassan. When he was on pop trigger. I can get him to go after Kumi. But not off of this. Is that what Kumia and Denny are? You know, that's my biggest wish. I'd trade it all for just the world to all know what he does. The blurry man.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Oh, God. She's so scary. I don't want to be that close to the T. That's how repulsive gays are. That you literally go, no matter how bad a chick is, you're like, I'm not gonna go fag. And like, they could be just the worst. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:39:20 As guns go off. What do I agree with Komiya. Kind of. None of them is people. I just don't get it. The background. Like, well, I get being gay. You like sucking dick and getting fucked in your ass.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Like, there's no gay dude who's just like, I like getting my dick sucked and like a fucking asshole, but I don't repeat. There's no gay dude like that. So I get being gay. You like sucking dick and getting fucked in your ass.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I don't get it, but I can understand that. I'm gonna unplug your fucking cable. Your internet. I get being gay. They're cunts. You're like sucking dick in your fucking ass. Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I think they are. And it's every one of them. I mean, aren't. And it's every one of them. I mean, look at... But it is kind of funny now that we know that the reason that he got unplugged was because he was yelling. He is technically whispering and obeying her now. You know, like dudes like fat chicks. Yeah. Oh, yes, he's obeying.
Starting point is 00:40:41 And by the way, he didn't do shit back. So that's the other thing. Oh, yes, he's obeying. And by the way, he didn't do shit back. He ran. So that's the other thing. They were like fat titties and fat asses. You're like doing what Sam Tripoli does where she's still in. I love skinny chicks. Although I love it because I got a huge black dick. And the greatest thing ever is seeing my black
Starting point is 00:41:06 dick and a chick who barely weighs 100 pounds. Charge? You're just trying to be cool in front of the guys. Mom, what the fuck, man? No, we didn't want all your cookies. Sorry, Mom.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Your cookies are really good. But, you know the guys. Did your mom ever make cookies for your friends? Probably. Whoa, what am I seeing? Oh, I thought that was Kumia's face. Yep. Okay, let's go back to Kumia.
Starting point is 00:41:39 This tape don't end. They turn into a... They turn. So fucking done. Why don't you yell again then? Yeah, then why don't you yell instead of wish? Video games. If I want to sit here and play video games until literally 10 a.m., why not?
Starting point is 00:41:58 Like, why not? Because it's crazy. But what is that, a problem? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, Komi Well, come here. Why are you doing the Twitch streams? You're not making any money off of Twitch.
Starting point is 00:42:12 So why are you doing it? Is the rent being paid? Blow me. Ooh. Is the rent being paid? Because you both live there. $1,600 a night. You got to play call of duty to drown out the real gun shots never do it blow me pretty cool you know what it would just annoy me uh you know what i'm
Starting point is 00:42:40 gonna do it's literally like i'll make a ruckus and I know like if I want to do something this is like that Kyle Swindles guy huh doesn't he remind you oh my god he's talking about me now right bars talking about me now I'm gonna in battle mode they could be swind. It's swindles motherfucker pronounce my name, right? Where's swindles? Red fag I think it's swindles Spell it right stupid
Starting point is 00:43:21 I'm treating you more than you Get it right My last name What's he gonna say Let's go Saison Z Kind of This is Saisonic Similar form
Starting point is 00:43:40 And they all come back the next day Hey Saison how was your night It was horrible It ended in tragedy again Once again And they all come back the next day. Hey, how was your night? It was horrible It ended in tragedy again once again Was that what you mentioned? It was barely a mention. What was that? I'd like to go off on that one. That was nothing. I think it's sort of a channel called Sight on Z by the way. What he does is write our content. It's Swindells.
Starting point is 00:44:41 That's how you pronounce my name. In reality, I don't even know how to pronounce it. The whole family's in an uproar over last night. That was it? Yes. My family, really. The whole family's in an uproar over last night. That's how it went. People want to see how bad he is at the game. Oh, okay. Here, I can show you. See, that to me is no business of mine.
Starting point is 00:45:21 You know, to her, she's, oh, the game. I don't care about the game. I mean, I just noticed all he does is die. Well, as a bad at the game guy, I am not one to talk. I can't do anything. I go like this. I go, you're not even aiming it at the TV. Like, why am I going to play games like that? Like, unplugging my fucking internet?
Starting point is 00:45:52 What I'll do is I'll wait until he's playing. Okay, so now he's coming up with his payback plan. What he's going to do, you know, she games too. They've all somehow suckered in. It's like convincing your wife that donald trump is awesome they've convinced their wives to game somehow and i think every girl secretly wants to game because they want to be like oh maybe uh yeah i'm like a twitch girl i'm pretty cool i don't understand what's going on with these girls who want to game all of a sudden.
Starting point is 00:46:28 To me, that's suspect. And so he says, he goes, oh, yeah, when she starts gaming, right when she's in the middle of her big part, I'm going to unplug it on her. And that would bother her? She games to that sort of extreme level? I guess that would be bothersome to anybody, but she shouldn't be gaming either. This gaming...
Starting point is 00:46:51 No, this gaming ain't right. All right, so let's go back. He's going to die. Yeah, I guess he shoots a bullet at somebody wrong. Who cares? I hate gaming. So let's see what he says here. They're buddies and unplug her internet.
Starting point is 00:47:04 See how that... He's going to unplug her internet. See how that works. He's going to unplug her internet. See how that fucking works. Oh, my God. She'd lose her fucking mind. She'd lose her mind. And I'll laugh my balls off.
Starting point is 00:47:12 What? I've had. What did he say about his balls? Oh, I'd laugh my balls off. She'd lose her fucking mind. And I'll laugh my balls off. You would laugh your balls off because the girl, the only girl that'll be
Starting point is 00:47:25 anywhere near you has lost her mind. That's what makes you laugh your balls off. This is what you want? The only girl to ever give you any affection. I mean, you're hideously scarred. You have no money and you're labeled
Starting point is 00:47:43 as a racist pedophile. And you're labeled as a racist pedophile And you're gonna sit there and laugh your balls off Because she lost her mind That's what you want Someone in the chat said It's me Can somebody make an Anthony Cumia simulator video Yes
Starting point is 00:48:03 Yes Because what would that What are you simulating Slenderman Just play Slenderman making Anthony Kumi a simulator video? Yes. Slenderman. Just play Slenderman. He just pops up or you get to be him. Just pretend Slenderman is him. It's just as scary. Had it, man. I fucking had it. He's had it.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Now there's no dirt nap in this stuff. Why would he do a livestream in this condition too? Mrs. Cumia. Audrey, why would you do a livestream in this condition? Wear a weirdo t-shirt, and glasses. Wait, DirtNap? There never will be a Mrs. Cumia.
Starting point is 00:48:38 You own a network, why? You make no money off of Twitch. Zero on Twitch. Zero on Twitch. Zero. Never will be a Mrs. Kumia. I hate women. I'm like Mersh.
Starting point is 00:48:57 We don't need women, do we, Mersh? Cool. That's pretty cool. But you guys have apartments in the games. Oh, that's pretty cool. There's nothing in your apartment besides the gaming system? Can I explain how Twitch is a scam? Not a scam, but a bullshit platform.
Starting point is 00:49:18 No, I won't. You don't make money off of it, so why are you on it? Just watch it on YouTube. Fuck Twitch. Watching your games through YouTube. You're a nerd. Oh, that's really cool. It's almost.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Somebody sent me this video and they're like dude look it's a video of Mersh and his cat alone Either on Twitch, you're a multilayered or you're nobody. So, yeah, Twitch isn't YouTube. And that Tommy Sotomayor faggot was a great example ever. Twitch allows anything to do anything. You got banned two seconds later. No. There are more SJW than YouTube is.
Starting point is 00:50:41 And I'm like, wow. It actually like, dude, that guy just has to end. And that's why they do these casts every day otherwise they'd be that's why bill maher has to do this podcast too otherwise they'd be just all alone just sitting there that would drive a man mad so they constantly have to be on night waves and compounds and talking to you every single day because otherwise they would go, it would be like living in a mental chamber. When Mike goes to take a quick pee, I'm sitting there going, come on, come back, come back.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Yes, yes. Come back. I can't stand one second. I don't know how. So to live alone at this age, like Mersh. Twitch will go the way of Mixer, but Red Wars here on Mersh, I am here for it
Starting point is 00:51:46 i don't know what you're talking about i was watching this murph's video and go wait so he drinks on night wave so all night he goes on night wave people just make fun of him and then he my cousin matt i was homeless i gotta saved by a nigga in Maine. I love him. Two weeks in the factory job. I'm coming out of this own apartment. Oh, by the way, this entire
Starting point is 00:52:14 thing, I'm like, this bitch, that bitch. If you watch your merch, there's no bitches laying down or anything. There's no bitches laying down or anything? No, no bitches. Should be three bitches in there like this or that. I don't know, come to Matt.
Starting point is 00:52:38 And the bitches in, you work 11 hours during shift. He tells the haters how much they suck, gets drunk, gets mocked and laughed at, has to end the show on bad terms every time, and then what? It just goes silent, and he's just alone with the cat in Florida in this apartment covered in squalor?
Starting point is 00:53:03 With no money and no person if you ended the show today and then the show ended and it was silence and here no one. That, I mean, and especially at that age. Dude, that's, I mean, in your 20s, yes, of course, you're supposed to be single in your 20s. After your 20s, if you're single, be single in your 20s after your 20s if you're single living all alone makes me want to cry scary and when i saw
Starting point is 00:53:47 you longer What are your actions? What are your actions? What are your actions? I'm gonna ask you a little. You want to ask me? How? You want to ask me? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I'm getting it, I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why I'm getting it. I don't know why any of the clips. Worse and worse, I don't know what caused this to happen. We didn't get enough views on the videos, so it's an odd thing to do that. But I'm not playing around. They've been doing this for over a decade. I'm gonna start from the beginning. They've been doing this for a decade. Hmm. They have an instant access to Alex Jones.
Starting point is 00:55:47 If I ever talk to Alex Jones, I would make history. Kinda green. I'm so bad. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what the fuck all of this is. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know. And now, I'm trying to, one thing I'm doing, you know, I'm doing a lot of work.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Don't need ten bucks to do anything, you know what I mean? I'm paying for how does his mom... What the fuck? I don't know. I don't know what I'm hearing or what I'm saying. I need ten bucks these three labs. I was thinking, what does his mom want me to do? Well, she does. It's kind of fucking sad.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Because she, does his mom want me to fuck her? She's in a gay way. And I fucked her before too, back in the day. Born in a new day or the new day. I don't know if she did it all before, but we're on a new day, but she wants me to fuck her again. We just had an incredible last night. Well, a fucking terrible last night.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Better than why I was trying to fuck me. Well, uh, yeah. Here's the...the fake freeze and the... Oh you niggas. I know you're all talking about oof. That's what it does. Uh, yeah.. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm old.
Starting point is 00:58:38 I'm old. So so so. And 37. No, no, no. Oh, 37. No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm not understanding this at all. Oh, wow. I don't understand a thing at all. What do you think? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I've got my point. But... What you do? My mom is white and my dad is black. And red, yeah. I'm in red. What? I don't know, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:35 I don't know. I don't know where I live. I don't know why I'm me. And my mom is a disaster. where I live and why I be in my money's exas easier to lost her and her daughter. I'm going to go in the morning. I'm going to go to the stage. I'm going to go in the morning. The dead doesn't care. I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:00:40 I'm going to take a shower. If you touch that fucking door, I'm taking a shower. If you touch that fucking door, I'm taking your pussy. Wait now, I just need a factual statement. If I'm in the shower, I'm going to on time tonight, and this is mom, that's when we're knocked out, of course.
Starting point is 01:01:15 When mom plans it. She's knocked out. She's in the bathroom, she's naked. And that's the same taking the movie. I mean, yeah. I guess so. I think I'm lying on the air.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Dummy. He's laughing. See? Some of this happens. Yeah. He's laughing. Some of this happens. Later. Now now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Later, when I take a shower, it doesn't fast out. You see. When it's a shower, it doesn't fast out. When it's hot in here, I take a shower wrong, what am I gonna do? I'll go, I don't know why. You know, we just gotta make sure that will happen.
Starting point is 01:02:22 So, what do you know now? Let me see. I don't know. I don't know about running around in the rain. This is all I have. It's not anything. Well, unlike that, Umiya about to drive Missy out.
Starting point is 01:02:57 His cat was like hissing at him. Yeah, his cat doesn't even like him. Oh, it's heartbreaking. All right, back to Karmir. Here he is. But at least he's not a Jew she's not jewish i'm done he's imagining he's shooting yes i mean of course the gun sound effects are really holy she unplugged my cable but i'm not to say anything because I don't want to
Starting point is 01:03:26 make it seem like there's a... Fuck. Fuck off. Please, Missy, fuck off! And tell us your secrets. I like 350 people. Fucking Nick raids my room and he pulls the plug on me.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Isn't that awesome? Oh, this is even more pathetic. Apparently, Nick Fuentes, Daisy's cousin, uh, raided, and now raided is a positive word, too. Now, I,
Starting point is 01:03:59 raid. Hold on, you know, Shuley and all them, they're sitting on Twitch getting external people contracts. You get no viewers. I'm not even blaming Konya. He's got way more live viewers than them,
Starting point is 01:04:17 but he's got way more live viewers. I'm not even blaming Konya for that. Used to mean, oh my God, it's a bunch of people coming to harass you. Now it just means it's people coming. And Nick Fuentes told people Kumi was gaming, and for the first time ever, Kumi now has 350 viewerships. And they're all Nick Fuentes fans.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Ooh. So Kumi, of course, is lower than Nick Fuentes now, believe it or not. So he has to impress him. Wait, and he acted like this. Yes, so that's why he's acting like this, because he was so embarrassed in front of all Nick's guys, the tough, cool guys of the internet. So Kumi is extra pathetic now. Now that you know all of this, he's even extra angry. Like if this just happened with five.
Starting point is 01:05:16 That's the good thing about YouTube. When you don't, you don't know where a live viewer is. A live viewer means nothing in the real life. You get paid off of views and CPM. That doesn't exist on Twitch. Like there's no nigga on Twitch who just makes like 50 grand a year. Like this.
Starting point is 01:05:39 You gotta be huge or nothing. Why would anyone join Twitch? I could have left a contract and I could have adopted this was like. I was like, did your academics decide to Twitch? You know, why? I could have fucked it all
Starting point is 01:05:57 like that nigga did. And you don't need them. And nobody would bring nothing to them. And why? I guess his things going on. I have compound scumbags. He wouldn't even care because he wouldn't be as embarrassed. But because it's Nick Fuentes army of the light.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Shit now. Of course he's got a i mean really that's the life he's living now i've had it what a loser that's right that's right he's had it dalton said that so many times guys get a man cave and they go I got my man cave I'm awesome and then you're like yeah so she gave you a room in your house yeah ruin the vibe You're right. I'm done. He's done? Yep. One more hit. Had it.
Starting point is 01:07:13 God, bitches. Go. Like, who gives a shit? Me. What time I come home and want to play video games? Us! Who gives a shit? Me. What time I come home and want to play video games? Us! Who gives a shit? What am I, 12?
Starting point is 01:07:30 Ooooooh. We gotta see the whole tape, sorry. How many minutes has this been going on? Yeah, that's a good question. I'm afraid to look. Ooooooh. We're only halfway through. Jesus. Hmmmm. Long tape.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Oop! Another spit. There it was. So this guy who even edited the tape, he knew that spit had to be in full screen. Here it comes. Oh! So disgusting. Here it comes.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Should we do that one in slow motion and see what happens? Yes, absolutely. Okay, so we're going to go to negative 25. And we'll see. He does another spitty so sickened with her. Okay, see what happens. Oh, this is the music of hell is anything even coming out barely i mean it's like very dusty let's get a little b going look at this this is like a real monster, dude. He's not.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Dude! I mean, hold on. Let's turn off the lights and watch that again. Okay, stare deep into his eyes. Okay, everybody look Just at Kumio, okay? Hold on, I'm gonna try to Even frame this up a little better Here for everybody Sorry It's hard, it's hard
Starting point is 01:09:15 It's a tiny frame to get into How's that? Perfect Watch this Why the fuck are you Spedging me out, fucking dick? Watch this Oh I've never seen somebody take a shower and not use fucking soap, nigga I don't know. What? What? What? What? What? What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:10:14 What the fuck? What the fuck? What? What? What? What? What? What? Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Yeah, I one more. Can you remember me? What just happened? What just happened? What just happened? Oh you suck Is this super? Yeah, what happened? Oh, oh, oh What just happened? What happened?
Starting point is 01:11:22 Who's gonna die? No, no, no, no. Look at this. Oh, my God, it's horrible. It's my dick. But we're not doing shit, I'm just doing... We're watching this, yes. Of course. And this white faggot. She was awful. She was threatening me a lot. Now here comes the different conversation. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:12:26 I don't know. Fuck it. Came loud. Oh. I'm Dez. God, that really fucked voice tone doesn't really change which is interesting uh when you're like... What?
Starting point is 01:13:14 Get the lights back on. All right. Here's some happy music. Des, cunt. Des, I need to speak to you for a second. Uh, Cornball, room. Listen, where the shit down the stream? Explain to my audience what the fuck
Starting point is 01:13:54 just happened. Des. Hello, Des. Des. You don't want to bring this loser around. Des doesn't drive a car. I don't know, she's a loser. Like I said.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Yeah, Des. You just did an action, could you... You just attacked my live stream, you know? I don't know what happened. Uh, faggot, you just did this, could you address what you did? It does. What the fuck are you doing? You didn't just end up on the live stream and pretend you didn't do it.
Starting point is 01:14:56 What the fuck are you doing? You did something to the addresses. Des. Alright, there's no Des. Alright, we're over. We're done. Done our fact. I'm not going to be collecting wealth here for the rest of our lives.
Starting point is 01:15:19 There's nobody that knows what they have. I don't want to talk about it, sorry, I'm kidding, I guess, I don't know, I'm just with these bitches and nobody's in no way to want, I fucked Dez's mom, her mom went to fuck me when Dez passes out, her mom was like waking me up. She's fucking me. And I will fuck her mom secretly. That's my behind the scenes shit. I don't like you niggas. I don't like you on behind the scenes things.
Starting point is 01:15:53 When Dez passes out drunk, her mom sucks my dick and everything. Otherwise. I don't know why I said that. My mom's back too. And they don't even know my name. Just fucking sad. But even our mom who does that couldn't be cool. Just couldn't be cool.
Starting point is 01:16:18 They're fucking in there and they need a job, so it's sad. I don't hear success. There are white hood bitches. We need nothing to do nothing anyway. So I stopped caring. I had to because they didn't give it up. They I'm just living in that thing. Whatever. Could you ever imagine my single streaming, by the way? I was down at Mursh's. The single Mursh, like, you know how amazing that live stream can be if you're a merch, and my bitch hates this bitch, and this bitch hates me, I'm not single by the end of the shit, I do fuck her mom too, but, uh, can I have Mersh?
Starting point is 01:17:26 He's actually single. Look at my cousin Matt. He's a goofy looking. He got a factory job. You know, he's fucking he makes way more bitches than Mersh. And Mersh is a quote unquote influencer YouTuber
Starting point is 01:17:42 gets no bitches. Ugh. That. So sad. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. music there that was insane really really just too much man oh my god holy fuck god that was horrifying all right let's see. Let's just wrap this tape up. I'm just going to play it.
Starting point is 01:18:27 You just got to hear what he says. Now you should try doing it sped up. That's a good idea. Well, yeah. Oh, because, yeah, we want to get through. The tape. The tape. So let's try 1.5.
Starting point is 01:18:39 Great idea. Great idea. Just for fun. Yeah. Try it out for once. Okay, let me frame him up for fun. Yeah. Try it out for once. Okay, let me frame him up, Mr. Beautiful. And let's hear him.
Starting point is 01:18:51 Like, like she games. How do you not know I'm not gonna pull the plug on the second select war zone and I'll wait, I'll wait till, fuck it, I'll watch. I'll wait until it's like, oh you're winning. Wow, you're fucking, oh that's got, bam! And I'll just pull that fucking plug. And then, oh. That's good. Oh what happened? And literally, I have to be that childish? I have to be that fucking, bunch of fucking, bit of a child to do that and go, ha ha.
Starting point is 01:19:16 I will though. If that's, you know, that's what she did to me, why wouldn't I? Okay. I'm as regular as I go, y'all Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call Boy, where the dude at? Where the dude at? They say you spit your food for thought Where the Jew at? Yo, your pussy look like sack Where the screw at?
Starting point is 01:19:52 I got the bounce for the house Just a newfound sack What you say, y'all? We go off in the flat, super say, y'all Keep the game fly, boy, we play, y'all About to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett
Starting point is 01:20:11 She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city? I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't ridin' with me They like all my brothers

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