The Yewneek Pod - Redbar threats ignored! Howie Mandel expoaes Brendan Schaub ?? Joe Rogan's father vs Rogan!?!!! Anthony Cumia Talks Dabblecon1 !!

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

RedBar reiterates his position on sharing his scarsclub contents. Memeology 101 youtube Ed channel hacked! Weed talk and wtf is a "minidutch". Redbar exposes Bryan Callen's patreon grift!!! Cumia Talk...s build up to Dabblecon 1 .   Stuttering John Melendez still sucks? Yewneek explains John Melendez hiatus? Joe Rogans biological father and half siblings emerge on social media to blast him for allegedly lying about their father. Rogan's half sister PuertoRican Rosie O'Donnell??? S2M . Ariel Helwani reacts to Joe Rogan's  comments about Helwani's ability to make people talk. He trashes rogan.  Howie Mandel laughs in Brendan  Schaub's face! Redbar reacts to the Kevin Brennan vs Anthony Cumia money controversy!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, nigga. Oh, Jesus, shut the door, stupid. So, yes, join that club. Don't steal it. In fact, keep getting reports that there's a guy named Saizan Z. You know, Saizan Z. You know Saizan Z?
Starting point is 00:00:27 This is unique news. He lives in, this isn't a docks. Everybody knows where he lives. He lives in Maryland. Where does he live? Do we remember? Poland, Maryland. And I've seen the outside of the structure he lives in.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Ooh. Yeah, it really looks like something from an older show from HBO where they're showing a gritty part of town. It actually looks like where Mike, hey, big Mike, used to live and get his pizzas. Crummy, crummy, crummy. East Coast crumminess. Ooh, it gives me a chill just thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:01:05 You know, like Queens, New York, many cities on the East Coast. There's no leaves on the trees. It's all dead. It's all cold. And there's all this light blue siding. It's all beat up. That's where he lives. And I got word that this guy's unique.
Starting point is 00:01:23 When we go live here, what he does is he starts watching it and streaming it. Now, we don't mind, of course, if people want to do a little critique of me, go over some short clips, very short clips. But we are not going to put up with people stealing from us, okay? And so today, if you see unique news, SiZanZ, that guy SiZanZ, if you see unique news uh size on z that guy says if you see him streaming our show alert jewels we're gonna stop everything and we're gonna call the cops we're gonna go after him today okay this is his last time we've warned him he said he's gonna keep doing it we're not gonna take this uh lightly. Okay. It's just, it's not what we're into here.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Other than that, I think that's all the announcements we have for today. We could get into this. We get done some boxing, get this shit optioned Get the watch, now, we get this shit optioned Let's get it Hop off a 16-pounder, this a D5, no, that's not a challenger I keep some members with me in the freaks, get cold seat, they some cannibals They like to get geek, drink a whole bottle, wake up and repeat She took a look, mixed in with the chill out Now she say she see in 3D
Starting point is 00:02:45 I go in the jungle and ain't got a coat I bet I come out with a mink Do this shit for the fam, cause this shit bigger than me Call on Thorns in my infinity lane And in the factory, masterpiece I call on Twin, cause that be my brother We got the same roller, he matching me Nah, for real
Starting point is 00:03:01 Water on me like the sun Some care, some pointers All these comas, I won't fumble Migo, gunna, Zoc the junkie Fire it all, fuck a fronta Nigga, cake on me, no funner Drop top, feelin' like Stoner Can't D-play, no runners Call my wallet, take my pilot 33 by to the tropics Nigga, one shit I was outside just serving narcotics Yeah, pay me that stick
Starting point is 00:03:24 Nigga, make one wrong move, jack poppin' Live it, I'm broke with the hoe, flooded out in the hotel lobby Diamond beat dancing like Bobby, don't touch it, dick lock it, be cocky Shroom and GC departed, bitch, it gon' trend on the top The way I pull up, I'ma pop it and none of these niggas gon' stop me Put this shit on, get a cup of this drip, I'm a motherfuckin' fast Kilo, keep stackin' your bank, I get bigger Never work, I throw some shade on those niggas gon' stop me Put this shit on, get a cup of this drip I'm a motherfuckin' five-cent Kilo, keep stackin' your bank, I'll get bigger Never will, I throw some shit on those niggas
Starting point is 00:03:49 I'm tellin', you niggas don't play with these niggas I see the big picture, we up on these niggas The hunter, the one you can call on me, niggas I got your back, you can follow me, niggas When I get up, we gon' ball on these niggas Fuckin' shit up, cause I beat out the system Water on me like the sauna Some carrots, some pointers
Starting point is 00:04:04 All these comas, I won't run from Migo Gunna, Zach the Junker Buy it all, fuck a runner, nigga, cake on me, no fun Drop top, feelin' like Stunner, can't be playin' no runners Call my wallet, smoke my palette, take three by to the traffic Niggas want shit, I was outside just servin' narcotics Yeah, pay me that stick, nigga made one wrong move, jack popping 11-M bro with the hoe, flooded out in the hotel lobby Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot Oh You don't know me, Myology Did I know Memology? Memology got hacked? His main channel hacked?
Starting point is 00:05:16 How do you get your main channel hacked? Memology, a German guy who started a YouTube channel. Trump supporter. You got hacked now? Now my hands don't shake. I can't roll anything. the only thing I was capable of rolling and I always said is back in the day when I was used to be heavy in the weed back in the day when they first dropped because we used to smoke our hood nigga we had to smoke blunts and they
Starting point is 00:06:01 had to be dutches when they dropped the mini dutch, that was my thing. Crack it open. I would do it with a key. Right down the middle, dump all the gun support, the weed in, and just roll it. It wasn't that you had to unwrap the leaf and then roll it there and unwrap the leaf.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I could roll a mini dutch. I suck at rolling joints, though. A mini dutch I can roll though a mini dutch I don't even know if they still have mini dutches I don't even know but yeah I played a bunch of Battlefront 2 cause it Cause Star Wars You have to go off on niggas with lightsabers
Starting point is 00:06:50 And shit it's fun Bunch of try arts in that game Jesus The new night movie Knock at the Cabin, how does Knock at the Cabin look interesting, it sounds retarded, oh,
Starting point is 00:07:18 I called ahead, and Brendan Shaw, told the people, I wouldn't be allowed in, so I didn't go, I didn't know I bought mad tickets for it, but had to use my name and my credit card and they said you will not be allowed in so there's no point to going to that show he sold almost no tickets at a show by the way All right. The red bar and Brian Callen now.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Because I got shit to say during this. And Callen has 338. No! By the way, am I playing red bar? Keiko. I call red bar Keiko I call Red Bar Keiko Am I playing your precious Scars Club? You call it Scars Club?
Starting point is 00:08:12 You have scars during the Holocaust? No? Uh-uh Yeah Pass that info along Pass that info along Say that again 338 brian callan the brian callan a merman has 300 and how many 338 338 patrons kevin brennan has 925 think of it I used to be a Brian Callen
Starting point is 00:08:46 Patreon when he first did the conspiracy shit with Sam Tripland and he moved it off and then Brian didn't drop none for like a year and a half so I just I'm not going to give a nigga five bucks for doing nothing that way
Starting point is 00:09:01 I didn't even know that was going to happen I forgot about that that's not what i wrote down here uh but we saw that he's now putting his patreon content that he was using to promote his patreon on youtube well now we understand why he put it on patreon got no clicks nobody signed up and then now he's like fuck it i'll use it on my regular channel i need to put out content so not only is he's like, fuck it. I'll use it on my regular channel. I need to put out content. So not only is he releasing like six month old stuff, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Well, so. But it's stuff nobody wanted in the first place. I subscribed to. I think maybe his patron was Sam Tripoli, where they had that conspiracy podcast. Yeah, we had to get an episode off there. So I subscribed to that years ago. And I think because of that, I got an email about Callan's featuring a few months ago. It's Calentine's Day.
Starting point is 00:09:51 That's what he said to her before he paid. It's Calentine's Day. Uh, double uh, uh, uh. So... That was not a rape. He was advertising in this email to me a few months ago his new show, Cruisin' with Callan. Cruisin' with Callan, which is not a good, you know, verb for Brian Callan. Cruisin'?
Starting point is 00:10:08 What are you cruisin' for? Up until this exact second, when I'm seeing his Patreon page now, I thought, oh, he probably has like 30 episodes of Cruisin' with Callan and he's just going to put a few on his YouTube page because he's desperate. But there's only one. The one that we saw is the only So listen to this. Here's what we've just come
Starting point is 00:10:27 to the conclusion. This is the guy. This is the guy you didn't rape. Listen to this. He starts a Patreon. Hey everybody, join my Patreon.
Starting point is 00:10:36 It's going to be packed with stuff such as my new series Cruising with Callan. I'm in the car every day different comedians. It's like comedians
Starting point is 00:10:44 in the cars with coffee except I'm cruising the comed every day. Different comedians. It's like comedians in the cars with coffee. Except I'm cruising. The comedians are on the phone and they're like Dove Davidoff, who I you don't really know in this universe. So that's what he was pitching. This is grand content. 320 people joined.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Six months later, he puts it on YouTube and then we're to find out we thought cruising with calum was a series for patreon members he's only put out one episode now what else is on his patreon what are the members the 325 getting right now thank god i stopped subscribing that over a year ago because we're a member right before the lawsuit by the way yeah i want to know what they're getting so on i wonder now if that triggered the lawsuit if shop was like i hate this black motherfucker and karen might have been defending me behind the scenes but i unsubscribed
Starting point is 00:11:41 from karen or a year ago because why would I see a Patreon? The conspiracy thing's on Rockfin now. It's like, you know what? Go in on them. That would be hilarious. On the 26th of 2021, he posted an episode of a podcast, it looks like he had before, called Big and Hungry.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Video games over fags. You're watching a video game right now, AJ. This is all video games that were fags you're watching a video game right now aj this is all video game great big and hungry the last episode so that was august of 2021 then a year later in august of 2022 his next post is wait so he didn't post for a full year no similar to yourself okay well but they had um then on august 31st 2022 he posts we are back and he has a big post about how he's back yeah you can't read it without signing up which is just that's okay i want to read he's got a big oh i thought we were signed up
Starting point is 00:12:38 no we're not giving a calendar money to call it that's that changes today give him some money that was a whole year later we are back and i think in the email money to Callan? That changes today. Give him some money. That was a whole year later we are back and I think in the email he was promising all these things so I wish I could read it but I can't. And what's back so far? What's been posted since we're back? The next episode after that was on September
Starting point is 00:12:58 18th, the first episode of Cruisin' with Callan with the Dave at all. Which is now the one that's on YouTube for free. And then the next post after that is a recent post from last week, January 19th saying new content is on the way. So he's only posted cruising with Callan with Dove David off, which we're about to watch now for free.
Starting point is 00:13:21 His whole patron. That's all it's been about forever that's it did you hear that rundown that that's a sleazy man's rundown so this this is what his 325 patreons are paying for and this is the only thing that they're paying for. And it's now free on YouTube. It is 12 minutes and 40 seconds. But to be fair, they do have access to the back catalog of Big and Hungry. Big and Hungry. A very popular show.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Oh, they have access to the back catalog of Big and Hungry. Yes. Okay. And this is the episode that he posted here it has 7 000 views um it was posted 12 days ago it's up to 7 000 views now this is i say ashley butterfield say rogan's brian callan did i say that earlier i I mean, this is Rogan's Brian Callen. Cruising with Callen, episode one, and the only episode. This was released when on his Patreon?
Starting point is 00:14:33 What was the date on that? September of last year. September of last year, and now it's up on YouTube. So it's not even current. And it's just him talking to comedian Dove Davidoff, which I don't think that guy's ever been in the fighter in the kid universe or any Callan's universe it's not like a guy that they would kill to hear Callan talk with if you happen to be a Callan fan you'd probably go who's Dove Davidoff I think I've heard. Now, not only does he have this guy on that nobody knows and nobody wants.
Starting point is 00:15:06 This is Davidoff. Are there also Davids? This is Davidoff. Oh, Davids. To hear from. But he just lets Dov Davidoff do all the talking through speakerphone while he drives around in his women's Tesla. Wait till you see this Tesla. And I thought maybe he started cruising.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Does anyone know when he bought his Tesla? You know, was it right around the same time he built cruising with Callan? This is how I'm thinking it happened. This is how I hope it happened. He gets this Tesla that he didn't deserve and he has no business buying because he has no more money, but he needs to be, you know, he still thinks that puts him
Starting point is 00:15:53 in like a rich category in Hollywood. He's driving the Tesla and he just gets the Tesla. So he comes up with the idea. I'll do, oh my God, I can do episodes from my Tesla. then he gets to show off the tesla he gets to drive his new car which is what he wants to be doing right now drive it around hollywood cruising and then he gets to kill two birds with one stone record the patreon con
Starting point is 00:16:18 content while driving so we hoped that he would have something funny to say but this is what it is wait can i just yeah yeah go ahead about it someone in the chat had a hilarious idea that everybody should sign up to kellen's patreon on on the same day yeah and get him really to make content and force him to make content too but to get him really excited yeah and then cancel after he makes okay we're doing it. Who wants to? How much is that?
Starting point is 00:16:47 Go to his, pull up his Patreon here. Send it over here. Okay. Send it over and we'll look at the stats. And how about this? I'll pay for 20 people's memberships, one month only. I'll give you that. I'll reimburse you.
Starting point is 00:17:00 You got to sign up with your own credit card. 20 people. I'll pay for 20 memberships. Oh, by the way somebody bought you that cursed book did you yes who was it it was let me get his name ken everybody what if all of a sudden i found the book was already here it's the one he bought me just i actually i was being flip other thing i want to check out yeah oh you did okay you felt that trap coming i think i've been supplied with a suite Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, you did. Okay. You felt that trap coming? I think I've been supplied with a suite. Oh, that's sweet. I know. Me and Missy are going to be there with the suite. Fancy. And I guess she's doing the John impression.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Really? Yeah, the John impression thing. She runs the, what is that being called this year? This year, like we've had. What, like the Dabbies? No, it's the Stuttering John Oh, the Stutter It's some kind of a
Starting point is 00:18:15 impression contest. Okay. Like you do an impression of John. I didn't hear about this. Yeah, yeah. It's on the menu there. Oops. Okay. The gist of it. And then there's just so much going on. It's on the menu there. The whole gist of it. And then there's just so much going on. It's two days. It's Friday and Saturday night. And it's just going to be such a fucking pisser.
Starting point is 00:18:34 I can't wait. Dr. Steve's going to be there. Wow. So we're going to be able to finally sit down and have drinks with him. What's the overall theme of Dabblegum? Well, you might not believe this, but the whole thing, the entire thing, is based on goofing on stuttering John Melendez.
Starting point is 00:18:55 I swear to you. It's, Chrissy actually coined the term dabbler. John professes to be a stand-up comic. Oh. And Chrissy, much to his chagrin, might have said that he dabbles in stand-up. I made the mistake of interviewing him over the pandemic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:16 In 2020. And all I knew about him, Gina was like, yeah, he kind of does stand-up, but not really. And then I triggered him because I asked him, oh, do you think Trump has been good for comedy? He's like, is this whole interview going to be about Trump? And I was like, no, I ask all the comedians this question that come on,
Starting point is 00:19:32 and, like, I know that you sort of, like, dabble in comedy. Dabble! What? I dabble? It was like I told him to fucking kill himself. And then his camera was frozen, too, so I couldn't. I'm just, like, drinking wine and, wine and waiting for the hour to run out. It took off like the basket of deplorables. Couldn't let it go.
Starting point is 00:19:50 It took off. Dabbler. Come here. Did you show? So Dabbler became a thing. A subreddit. It exploded. It's fucking attached to Suttering John now. So Carl from WATP, who are these podcasts, put together DabbleCon.
Starting point is 00:20:10 And it's all about ragging on Stuttering John Melendez. It's the first, like, not a fan convention. Yes. It's a not a fan fan club. It's a fan club for not being a fan of Stuttering John. That's hilarious. And there are events, and they're very well put together, and everyone knows about them.
Starting point is 00:20:37 You think they're just inside jokes between the people that do these jokes? There's a whole community and audience of people that are showing up to this thing that are chomping at the bit or champing at the bit. Champing, but chomping sounds better. It's chomp now. Every horse I've seen chomps. They go
Starting point is 00:20:55 the bits in their mouth. They're chomping at the bit. I don't even know what champing means. You're a jerk off if you correct somebody. Yeah, yeah, with champing. Champing. It's champing. I'm're a jerk off if you correct somebody. Yeah, yeah, with champing. Champing. It's champing. I'm a horse person. We actually had that little discussion on a Seinfeld episode, too.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Champing at the bed. Is it champing? You think in, like, 15 years there's going to be a Brendan Schaub, like, hater convention? I think they're probably already in. Yeah, Brendan Schaub, not Stuttering John. The hate group? But here's... As our in-house pro.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I will tell you. Let's leave this to the professionals. There's only a few lists. Here's the difference, I think. If you have a hate group of people that are at an event that hate somebody, and that person showed up and the person gets bludgeoned and beat to death I would say that's a hate group with dabble con if stuttering John would just realize what's going on here and
Starting point is 00:21:54 actually showed up yeah Um, well, Kumi and all them should not stutter on John three years after I did it. Well, okay, whatever. He doesn't do it anymore. He can't do it anymore. Medically, he can't do it anymore. Um, then I guess stuttering on John is going to die soon. That's why he doesn't do live streams anymore. Trust me, I worked with this dude for
Starting point is 00:22:29 a month. He had five strokes within that month. So, um, I don't know. Them, surely all them. They're shitting on a nigga
Starting point is 00:22:49 who's a nobody and who doesn't even watch you anymore cause he's gonna be called a hospice soon but um okay yeah fucked out on that stage he'd get a fucking standing ovation.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Oh, he'd carry him out on his shoulders. They would look at him like, holy fuck, he could take this joke if he ran with it and went with it. But he's so devoid of any self-reflection and ability to see humor, whether it's self-deprecating or not. He's devoid of humor.
Starting point is 00:23:23 So he wouldn't do something like that. That's the difference, though, between I think a true hate group. Comic-Con's all about fun. We just have fun. What are the odds that the attendees have not made him aware of this? Oh no, he knows about it.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Is he in New York now? Uh-oh. Stunner on John. Who's pretty much on his deathbed, doesn't even do a show anymore. But they're doing Dabbler or Cons. Is he? Maybe he does show up. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:23:59 That was part of him selling his... I think he said something. He knows this is going on, and he mentioned something on one of the things he does that it would take $10,000 for him to show up. Let me show you the test and I should show up. $10,000 and I'll show up. I only started on the job here in the last six months. It's not his deathbed.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Got it. So I put together $10,000. And I lit a stroke and I had to talk to this boy behind it. deathbed. So I put together 10 grand. What a little stroke. And I had to tuck in his boy behind it. Seeing that, I hook up with his boy or go with his boy. I don't know the question, but Stuttering John got those medical problems.
Starting point is 00:24:39 But all their shows are based on Stuttering John when I... Really? No way. All their shows are based on Stuttering John, what am I? Really? No way. How many people are going to be there, you think? I don't know. I think it's sold out.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Wow. Where's the venue? It's called Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester. Okay, beautiful Rochester, New York in February. Yeah, I hear it's warm. I like a good lake effects freezing. Yeah, I hear it's very warm. I like a good lake effects freezing. Oh, yeah. That's always good.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Mighty Genesee River. Oh, yeah. There you go, DabbleCon. And we just can't wait. It's going to be a lot of fun. Is there only going to be like cores served? I don't know if I'm going to be able to date and work some of those white people out of their money. Tell them I'm going to stay in some bitch-a-bum-fuck state, you know, with all their money.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And shitting on Stuttering John is dying. Like, okay, that's what their money's based on. Is that all the business models, by the way? It can't just be Stuttering John. Stuttering John's a nobody. Alright, let's say very real possibility Stuttering John dies within the next week. Do they got something else to move on to?
Starting point is 00:26:08 Where do they got Obi? Who in their world is Shuey, Kumi, and Horty's podcast world? Who would they move on to? Like, I'm pretty sure the death certificate
Starting point is 00:26:27 was Stuttering John. They probably won't shit on him. More opester shitting? I would assume that would be. I'm asking. Just cause. Just cause. I'm asking just cause that's what John drinks
Starting point is 00:26:51 cause school he's got his dumb catchphrase he's an idiot I heard what were they playing last night W.A.T.P. we listened last night and it was John interviewing Ganji.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Ganji, of course, used to be on the Howard Stern show, as was John, of course. And all John could ask Ganji about was, you know, what was it like, Ganji, to be on the show during those years that I was on? I swear, it was all about him. Do you realize how lucky you are? You're covering 30-year-old Howard Stern bits, the shit on Stuttering John during your live show. Whoa. I gotta say, whoa to that.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Yeah, that bit was funny. And by the way, they shit on Stenner and John in 1998 when it happened on the Howard Stern show. You're reaching back to that? Whoa. I was fucking laughing my ass off. Every question he asked Ganji was about him.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Remember that time I did this and I did... Ganji, remember how I got you your job at the Howard Stern show? You were Anthony... I'll be an Anthony show. Why are you talking about Stunner and John and Ganji? You're not talking about Stalker, Patty, and Bobo. You're whack packers.
Starting point is 00:28:38 The fact that these niggas built a career on Stunner and John. Oof. He has As burgers. He's got assholas. Narcissistic personality. Years ago, I sponsored he fought Cabby.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yes, that was huge. And I was a sponsor of that. We got the championship belt and all that stuff. Steven Singer, Jules Robin. Right here in Philly. And yeah, it was... What the fuck is Chrissy even doing
Starting point is 00:29:13 here? They hang out with actual YouTubers and aren't you one? What is creepy old white men? It was crazy. There were no bigger events In radio broadcasts Than Howard events back in those days
Starting point is 00:29:29 He could promote the shit out of that stuff He was a pro At being able to promote that He would hype that stuff up like crazy The pay-per-view specials The New Year's Rotten Eve All the funerals US open stores
Starting point is 00:29:43 And most of the stuff sucked It was terrible It was promoted though And people just wanted to see them That's all When you ordered pay per view I don't think you were really expecting a polished production But to see all those guys
Starting point is 00:30:01 Just not On the radio They're doing something different, was awesome. Having a bum fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever it was. It was magic back then, man. I think Stutter and John know bullshit. This thing on a nigga who hasn't done a show in months,
Starting point is 00:30:23 I think a nigga's about to die soon. When I met Stuttering John, he was averaging a stroke a month. So, like, and no one asked. He stopped doing their show so
Starting point is 00:30:42 they can't shit on him As if the nigga has principle John is a Very I wanna be everything I think physically he can do it I'm just saying I think Stunner and John
Starting point is 00:31:02 Do wanna be out of here Physically I knew this way before That's why I kinda stopped fucking with him I'm just saying, I think Stunner and John ought to be out of here physically. I knew this way before. That's why I kind of stopped fucking with them. When this whole thing was celebrity boxing matches, and you're going to get approved for one
Starting point is 00:31:18 for his physical health. Because the nigga has 80 strokes a year. Well, yeah, stuttering me on. Classic. Times at K-Rock. It was during my tenure. Over there.
Starting point is 00:31:35 And then I went to Jay Leno. I was the announcer. A writer. But I lost my stutter somehow when I was doing that. But he lost his stutter. Pamela Randerson Pamela Nicholas Cage What? Did he just
Starting point is 00:31:52 Heard something there I made the mistake once Remember his album Oh yeah When that single came out Some cop fucked your wife, Florentine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When that single came out, I remember having a mind. Talk my way out of it. Insane. That I didn't remember.
Starting point is 00:32:15 I remember. That I didn't remember? This is a really good song, dude. You should be proud of yourself. I don't know. good song dude you should be proud of yourself um and that's why it was step away for a while. He has a stroke condition. And he's going to die, it's sad.
Starting point is 00:32:54 You know, you're going to die and you're going to rot in the apartment. And they have a stroke. I don't think he's really really gonna die there and yeah I was like that was from then on he was like you know I'll come on the show oh yeah yeah yeah like I'll be a best friend oh I'll come on he switches to Opie soon no I'll play it I'll bring the band on we'll do it live does he live with his mother soon. I'll play it. I'll bring the band on. We'll do it live.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Does he live with his mother? Yes, he just moved back to New York or Jersey, wherever the fuck he is, Long Island. And he's living with his mom. He was doing a podcast. I don't know if he's still doing it or maybe doing it less than he used to. But now you literally see his mom cleaning in the background.
Starting point is 00:34:06 And I've said this about John for years now. If this was a character, if he consciously did what he does, knowing that this character is so funny to watch, it would be great. Again, like showing up at the DabbleCon. But he doesn't know this, and he is the real guy. And for some reason, it's still funny, but he's not the genius coming up with this great character. It's just him, and we'll all laugh at him. I watched one briefly.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Harry was hitting the button. He was playing with the background. He goes, oh, I like this one. It looks like we're in a fancy hotel in Rio de Janeiro. Or this one, it's Egypt. He kept flipping the background. He goes, oh, I like this one. It looks like we're in a fancy hotel in Rio de Janeiro. Or this one. It's Egypt. He kept flipping the background. Yeah, yeah. It's happening. It's like a kid learning how a green screen works.
Starting point is 00:34:54 You shouldn't be that excited. Look, we know this isn't the city. But, you know, I'm not gonna sit here and, hey, whoa, Kane! We're on Mars! You know, whoa! Look out! It out it's not really oh here he is that was the funniest one go back to the beginning what happened they're playing southern john from two years ago as a shithole that he lives in.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I felt bad, but it's so funny. We've done this. And they're on it now, but we should have a center, John, when he first tried starting, and they all supported him, and they would all let, comey would let him on the show. That's when we shit on him. So here he is talking and the backdrop falls.
Starting point is 00:35:55 I'm surprised he doesn't have a poster of Pharoah on the wall. Nice ass crack. Yeah, yeah. Now he's got to go back here. He's got all those, look, look, it's still the same. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:07 We laughed about that in 2018. You know what I mean? Here's the crazy thing. Remember Bagel Boss? That dude? I don't know. It was compared to that dude. Yeah, Stunner and John.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Oh, no. I'll pause this. Obi. Yeah. I'm worried. Yeah, Stunner and John. yeah stuttering john he might be dead right now he has so much health problems i would have thought so much more creativity.
Starting point is 00:37:06 And he's using like low def pictures. So they're all fucking. It's the greatest. It's so funny. And he doesn't know how funny that is. And he can't understand why people laugh at it and make an entire show based on how fucking incompetent he is at doing a show. I mean, do you think, does he know that it's funny because he didn't edit it? So is there something in him that says that's funny?
Starting point is 00:37:37 Or is it just like he doesn't know? That's the mystery. I don't think he's smart enough. I don't think he's smart enough either. I mean, when Howard was ragging on him one day, and he goes, John, you're not funny. He goes, you're funny when you're not trying to be funny. He goes, when you're trying to be funny, you are not funny.
Starting point is 00:37:56 And that seems to be everything John is, because when he fucks up, when he says something, when he's interviewing someone, and all he does is fixate on himself and his own accomplishments, literally bringing up shit from ninth grade. My ninth grade drama teacher told me I was the best actor in
Starting point is 00:38:14 the play we were doing. What? You actually said that? So, yeah, that's funny again. That is hilariously funny if you meant it to be funny. If you're literally bragging about your ninth grade play. That's the opposite of funny. It's the opposite of funny.
Starting point is 00:38:31 And this is where that nigga on Twitter bragged. He's bigger than Komi and what she is. They showed a website thing. Komi makes no money. But then they showed gas digitaligitalCensor.tv. Gavin was number one. Gas was number two when they on Commander 3.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Gas was nothing. Their site sucks too. And Gavin is AIU so he gets a boost off of it. But in 2023 you're shitting on Stutter and John. He's dying by himself.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Well, he's a liar. Dabble, come on. I get shitting on him. He's been gone for like half the year and he's not coming back medical reasons they're still doing it like one thing
Starting point is 00:39:34 Kumiya, Shulee, Bobby they move on Brendan Schaub at least or Bobby Lee or shit I don't give you numbers to make you money they're all in a center of the John
Starting point is 00:39:54 out there I think that nigga is probably dead another stroke probably fucking died. It's very sad. But that's John, and that's why there's such a
Starting point is 00:40:12 great interest in people goofing on him, like, who are these podcasts and Rochester this weekend? You know if he knows that that it's happening? Oh, yeah. He does. He definitely does.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Because he said something like, because the people who brought up you should show up. And he goes, I'll show up if they give me $10,000. I'm like, oh, John, you don't get it. He would do more for his show and more for himself if he just showed up. It would be so hard to continue so yeah but you just wonder where stutter and john went um health problems they probably will not allow him to come back to
Starting point is 00:41:05 when he first tried starting his YouTube channel where I helped in a big part of that they almost didn't allow him to do that cause the dude had strokes so on the regular I didn't think he's going to survive that.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I don't know. I think I got new info or something. So what did you say? I don't got the upper bottom jeans. I don't got the boots with the fur. Goofing on him. You know what? Bring your mother. If he showed up. the apple bottom jeans. I don't got the boots with the fur. Fucking. Goofing on him. You know what?
Starting point is 00:41:47 Bring your mother. If he showed up. Like, I'm sure Carl and a lot of the other people and a lot of other shows like Shuley is doing this Uncle Rico.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Shuley and Carl. These people are making these shows. A show and it's named after of course Uncle Rico. Oh, I've seen that.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Yeah, yeah. It's funny. Because Stuttering John's Uncle Rico. Right. Like've seen that. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny stuttering John's uncle Rico like all these shows the worst thing that could possibly happen would be You have writers, you know budget and then you're not doing shows faggot You're talking on the internet for free Oh that should annoy you. You're doing shows.
Starting point is 00:42:33 John's showing up to an event and endearing himself to the audience by realizing that he can laugh along with what's going on. It destroys everything about goofing on him. Right. There's no way you're going to be mean to him if he's up on the day of some stage sitting with you. And the people, the accolades he'd get,
Starting point is 00:42:53 John, that was fucking ballsy to show up. What a cool thing to do. You were awesome. You were funny. You were this. And then what do you go? Oh, yeah, let's get back to calling him a fucking douchebag. It's hard to do.
Starting point is 00:43:04 But he's so dumb, he can't understand that. And that's why it's this paradox. Yes, Mr. Rock of the E. You said where the clip with John saying he'll only do it for 10 grand. Yeah. Shooley, Bob, and Mike raised the 10 grand. Oh, my God. They had it.
Starting point is 00:43:23 And they said, we're ready to pick. Just shut it in. Show up. Super check. We'll give you a check in hand and grand. They had it and they said, we're ready to pay. Just show up. We'll give you a check in hand and everything. They did? John doesn't respond to anything. John took down his YouTube channel. John took down his Patreon, his podcast feed.
Starting point is 00:43:38 He shut everything down so he's doing nothing now. I know he needs the $10,000. And he can't sell his apartment. I got money. You know, he's probably in the hospital with his newest stroke. They have it multiple times a month.
Starting point is 00:43:52 You had to reduce it, like, for the third time because nobody would buy his apartment. This is fucking... It's a perfect opportunity. This is a fucking... The golden egg. It's a red carpet rolled out in front of you. Fucking do it.
Starting point is 00:44:06 It would be perfect for you. But like I said, he just has no ability to see something like that. He doesn't have an ability to be self-deprecating. No. In a real way. You know, he wants to talk about, oh, I stutter. Do you? But he can't really be like, yeah, I'm not a very good interviewer.
Starting point is 00:44:26 He went to Washington, D.C. to do some of his famous Stuttering John interviews. And now the only thing missing was Howard, Jackie, Fred. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm watching this. Hey, Jogan.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I look exactly like you. What's he talking about? Your father. If you lied about your father, why would you give up the world? I'm tired of it, Jogan. I just had enough. If you can't talk to me face to face, you're a punk ass.
Starting point is 00:45:08 That's all you are. You got all the money, everything, but you know what you don't have? You don't have no heart. And I'm going to tell you something else you don't have. You ain't got two balls. I don't want to talk to your father because you couldn't handle me. 81 years old, you couldn't handle this guy right here. And when you said I beat up kids, I beat up other women, Joe Harrison was when you farted in your house they knew next door. How could I get away with that? My real father was crazy. He was like a psychotic person.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I beat the fuck out of my mother. You owe me a big apology. Joe, you were taken away at a very young age, okay? Unfortunately, you did not get to grow up with the... By the way, this is Joe Rogan's sister. She's Puerto Rican. She ain't white. Joe Rogan has a 40-year-old Puerto Rican sister.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Kind of funny. The man that we were fortunate enough to grow up with, that my kids are fortunate enough to grow up with. Smacks women, beats the shit out of kids. When he went to college for acting, he had to take up drama. Be beats the shit out of kids. When he went to college for acting, he had to take up drama. Beats the shit out of them. So I went from living around these Italian New Jersey psychopaths. You said the Italians in North Jersey were psychotic? A lot of these times. Joe, I'm 81 years old. I never met a psychotic Italian. These crazy-ass Italian psychopath Italians over here,
Starting point is 00:46:47 you know what, we know one thing for sure, we know family. We're not caught up in the bullshit over there in Hollywood and all that, bro. We're down to real roots. She's just ugly. She's not ugly. Pretty odd, she's like Puerto Rican or something. Joe Rogan's dad. Dipped in a bunch of wells with his dick.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah. Okay. And this man is the real root, brother. You always revert back to the roots, Joe. What you doing, man? Sit on the other side of the table, my man. That's not his brother. That's his dad and his sister.
Starting point is 00:47:24 I think this dude just convinced him to come to him on his TikTok channel and talk about it. I don't think this dude with the glasses related to Joe Rogan and where she performed. There's no nothing, bro. And not me. Don't worry. I won't be here. I'm sorry that all this happened to you. From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Because you will never know what you have missed out on in life i love when i see the comments they just want the money they want the money bag i have a box pandora's box and if i open it joe things would get really ugly but see we don't roll that way a psychopath from new jersey we don't roll that way italian psychopath ital. Whether or not you like it or not. You're part of your Italian cycle. Yeah, guys, Italians from New Jersey have never gone crazy. They're not all serious about it.
Starting point is 00:48:14 What are they threatening him with? I get the sister. The dad never spoke before, though. I get the sister. The dad never spoke before, though. I get the sister, but she's like half Puerto Rican. But what could you possibly be threatening him with? And you have nothing, because if you had something,
Starting point is 00:48:39 you would have showed it already. There's something telling me behind the scenes, you've been begging him to be in your lives way before the spotify deal so three quarters italian whether maddie likes her i don't know you better look in the mirror real quick it's about time you become a man joe and get to reality. You were wrong. You lied. We all know. What a piece of shit. According to Joe, you have to remember, Joe's story is, this is his real father.
Starting point is 00:49:13 His parents broke up and he was raised by his mom and his stepfather in Boston. And that's the story going forward. This is his real father going forward with his big sister. And that's the story going forward. This is his real father coming forward. With his big sister.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I guarantee you for the past 20 years. Joe Rogan has been famous and rich for a long time. He's been on TV shows and shit. So they got a speech in 1990. dad did from joe rogan like show me real data it's on your news radio and he's like all right nigga you're ruining my life though fuck off but whatever no you lied so everybody's mindful, okay? You're looking at a real cop, real detective, okay? This record is squeaky clean. Let's just get that in perspective. Joe, in front of everybody, I'm looking at you and I'm pointing at you.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Come here, sit down, and me and you talk. That's it. I won't tell nobody what was said. I'm a stand-up guy. I ain't like you making up stories So I can make money I don't do that shit Especially family I don't do that
Starting point is 00:50:32 But I'm going to tell you something Joe Before you go here And you come here and you sit Do me a favor Go buy that set of balls The men that don't have their fathers Can wish that they can only sit beside them one more last time. I know that's me.
Starting point is 00:50:49 It's coming out here just trying to connect this selflessly, brother. Was the dad a cop? I'm saying the dad was a cop. And that's why they got him on something. I believe in Joe. Family is everything. Everybody else you meet, you think you're on Broadway, you think you're this, you think you're that.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Everybody else is a bus ride. Something tells me Joe was right about you. You're doing this video. You've been famous for a long time but something tells me I trust Joe Rogan doesn't fuck with his actual dad it's not even saying you're a piece of shit or anything you probably were but he doesn't fuck with you for a reason because I didn't see niggas who made it and they didn't know your dad's and then they met the dad like oh shit met my dad on the ringer and I was like what's wrong with you wordo you get on and you get off my family is all these years they barked at me barked
Starting point is 00:52:01 at me barked at me I'm barking back. I'm barking back. But Joe, you know what you're gonna see You're gonna see the real me your real father now I'm no joke. Our families that were very very close no matter what Goes on and Joe Rogan has $100 million. Who caused this? Look at all these people. They're just big sister. And they ask my auntie, you know,
Starting point is 00:52:38 to do the new one. In our family, it has always stayed within our family. This whole Joe thing is something very new to us. In our family, it has always stayed within our family. This whole Joe thing is something very new to us. This is the only way to respond to him because we've contacted him privately. He doesn't want to hear what we have to say. He doesn't want to hear the truth. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:53:05 When you make an accusation, you have to back it up with proof. And when there's no proof, there's no truth to what you're saying. So we have a box full of proof, Joe. We have proof from the attorney general's office. We have proof from the police department. We have proof from legal cases. Whatever you said, my father's a psychopath. My father beat children. my father beat women, my father beat your mother. We have proof, Joe, that it never happened. Real proof, legal proof. Where's your proof? What my father wants is 25 minutes alone with you, no cameras, nobody around.
Starting point is 00:53:43 And Joe, do me a favor when we meet. Bring your report card from the college you went to, the drama school. I know you how to pass that test. There's two parts to this. What a great dad. Wow. I'm not sure I'm going to fuck with you. I think you're a loser.
Starting point is 00:54:09 You're gonna fuck some spick... Some spick chick. Half Puerto Rican and shit, but you're calling Joe Rogan, what? Oh, that's gonna be so weird for Joe. His dad and his half Puerto Rican sister are calling him out about nothing. What are they calling out about nothing? There's no evidence or anything. It's sad.
Starting point is 00:54:39 The story. Okay, so for all you Joe Rogan fans out there, Joe's been telling his side of the story for 27 plus years. Now it's time for the original Rogans to tell our side of the story. Unfortunately, Joe didn't want to address that because he doesn't know how. So we have to address it. I guarantee you your last name is not Rogan. With you on social media. You lied about me, your father. If you lied about your father,
Starting point is 00:55:06 you'd give up the world. I'm tired of it, Joe. I just had enough. If you can't talk to me, face to face, you're a punk ass. That's all you are. You got all the money, everything,
Starting point is 00:55:21 but you know what you... Yo, she is the Puerto Rican Rosie O'Donnell. But yeah, that was the Joe Rogan thing. His dad and Puerto Rican Rosie O'Donnell. What happened? And Tom Brady retired.
Starting point is 00:55:38 What is one supposed to do with themselves with this terrible news? supposed to do with themselves with this terrible news. The other thing I wonder about Tom Brady though. You did the fake retirement and came back. You lost your family just to have your
Starting point is 00:56:00 worst season ever then retire. Like that's kind of corny. Kind of weird. It's not that you should have retired last year, but you should have explained to the bitch, this isn't really the last year I'm going to retire. Although she wasn't buying it. And by the way, if you won the Super Bowl,
Starting point is 00:56:26 you would have continued forward. It's not like her point of view, but it's odd. You lost your family, you couldn't retire, and then you did retire right afterwards.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Odd. Uh, he's just a new pussy. But that doesn't matter. You can get a pussy if you can get a pussy. There are celebrities. That's why it's odd you fuck
Starting point is 00:56:57 your family. Or this last year was a box. Odd to me. Um, yeah. this last year of the Bucks. I'll do it. Yeah. Playing Brawl. Ha ha. What the fuck that is?
Starting point is 00:57:22 I tried one another brawling game. Um. And I guess that's the reason why rumble verse meeting taking that apparently now feel for the game City and I'm buying it but whatever Our Hoani in a joke I'm not buying it, but whatever. I don't get what's going on. Ari Hawani and the Joe Rogan thing. Apparently, Joe Rogan pissed off Ariel. That took us out. Boom.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Ariel, on the latest episode of the Joe Rogan podcast with Bilal Muhammad, the two talked about his fight against Sean Brady and Brady saying that someone on the internet threatened him or his wife that he would bury him in the desert. Jamie said that Sean told this on your show to which Rogan said that you'd like to make people say certain things. What are your thoughts on that? I think it's a shame that he seems to have such an opinion of you and we will probably never see you and him on a show together best regards from northern germany to the whole crew you make time go by faster at work i don't know what and and uh moderator lewis put in a little screenshot here saying um at 252 and 22 seconds joe says well aria hawani likes to get people to say things what the fuck is that all
Starting point is 00:58:43 about first of all i didn't get sean brady to say things. What the fuck is that all about? First of all, I didn't get Sean Brady to say that. Sean Brady just offered that up on his own. How could I have gotten him to say that? And what does that even mean in general? Ariel Helwani likes people to say things or to get people to say things. And especially Rich, coming from the guy who, you know, was pushing false narratives and false information and fake information and all kinds of nonsense over the past few years to the point where people were demanding that he get dropped from Spotify, which I never agreed with. But I mean, that's rich. Of course, we know what the history is with Joe.
Starting point is 00:59:20 He's Dana's boy. He's always going to have his back. But what are we talking about? Ariel Helwani likes to get people to say things. I ask questions. People answer them. I move on. Like this is a very tired and honestly, and again, I didn't see this.
Starting point is 00:59:35 So I'm going by what is being said to me here. And we know that, you know, Bilal isn't exactly the biggest fan of mine. So I don't know exactly what, you you know the whole context was and all that nonsense but amazing to me that a guy who I was going to say a Rogan a smashing a smashing more
Starting point is 00:59:53 but the nigga doesn't play he doesn't play. He doesn't play at all at Emory Fair Hall. And this microphone or some version of the microphone thinks that I'm getting people to say things. What are you talking about? At least I ask people questions about you know topics that I'm somewhat well versed in as opposed to you know someone who sits in front of his guests and pretends to know more about a topic when they're
Starting point is 01:00:34 talking to an expert and pretend to be interested about the topic. Now I'm going on and on about something. Did you have to destroy Rogan like that, though? Look, I get it. You destroyed Rogan. Did you have to do it like that so easily, Ariel? We know.
Starting point is 01:01:00 He babbles on. You gotta remember, Shob is a Rogan guy. He babbles on. And you gotta remember, Schaub is a Rogan guy. See, I already left this nigga with an inside thing on you. I don't even think Rogan said anything that bad. He's just an instant smash Rogan mode. Which he did. which was hilarious but goddamn why would Andy's wrench
Starting point is 01:01:38 big game not said does to call That's... Other than that, I'm not really sure what he's referring to. I mean, I guess I kind of know what he's referring to. I guess he's trying to say that I get people to say things to create controversy or headlines or any kind of nonsense. Meanwhile, I have nothing to do with any of that. I'm not going like, let me write an article about this. The guy said it, and then I moved on. I like that Ariel gave Rogan a smashing and to smash
Starting point is 01:02:30 a little bit you're that guy that tried canceling things I mean he's a very proud half a Jew half a Muslim ass nigga who was his uncle's gad sad love Ariel love him some ass nigga. Who was it? Uncle's God Sad? Love Ariel. Love him. That's for her to wrenches. They're brown liquor called fentanyl.
Starting point is 01:03:05 No. So I was thinking, if you're still watching me on Twitch, which you weirdos do, I'm losing this Twitch thing. And I lost my original Twitch because of the two-factor authentication thing. I'm losing the Twitch youfactor authentication thing.
Starting point is 01:03:26 I'm losing the Twitch you see me on now. I'm wondering if I should move, because you know I delete these live streams off of YouTube but I keep them up on Twitch. If I should keep them up on Rumble. I'm thinking I might make that move just to keep them up on Rumble. But I need, in order to do that, apparently, fucking 25 subscribers on Rumble.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Who dare you? 25, you know how hard it is to get 25 subscribers? But, yeah. I'm gonna give you the Rumble link. I haven't dropped anything over there. They won't even let me take my avatar picture right. Like, I tried to, it says unique, I think, but they don't let you measure it out and do it right. Like I tried to it says unique I think but it don't let you measure it out and do it right.
Starting point is 01:04:28 So they got shit technology. But there's my Rumble link. Subscribe me on Rumble. I need 25. So if I move the live stream and that's where the live stream will be. I'll delete it off of YouTube but you can watch it on Rumble. Because this Switch thing I can't keep it on.
Starting point is 01:04:44 I already lost this one. The one you're watching it on Rumble because this Twitch thing I can't keep it on I already lost this one the one you're watching me on I lost I can't sign in I'm like Kumia Anthony Kumia got his account back over 200,000 subscribers but Twitch made him into that
Starting point is 01:05:01 two factor authenticated thing and he doesn't have the phone from where he did it from. So he's just fucked on it. And I've been fucked on my main Twitch channel, not even this one, but I'm fucked on this Twitch channel too. That two-factor authenticator shit is the biggest bullshit ever.
Starting point is 01:05:22 You can sign in with your email and password, but no no that's not good enough we need the direct phone and phone number well I don't got it but and you talk to people behind the scenes when you're trying to recover it hey stupid well you don't actually get to talk to people
Starting point is 01:05:39 but you're like I know the email I know the password just let me sign the fuck in. What's the problem? No, we need it from this direct phone number you got. There's nothing on it you can sign in. It's such bullshit. Never opt in to two-factor authentication.
Starting point is 01:06:00 I know they make you. That's their little scam. Like, god damn. Red Bar is watching. Well, they'll play some Red Bar. Shit, they're not cool, you know. But I had to watch the Brendan Schaub,
Starting point is 01:06:20 Harvey Mandel shit. And we're going to get high. Oh, I got a new weed grinder I'll bring in here. I got a Bob Marley weed grinder with a scraper in the bottom. I got a full pothead, son. No, it's not that it's No, it's not. It's too complex. It's when you lose your phone
Starting point is 01:06:56 or your phone gets destroyed, you're fucked. And it's a retarded thing. There's no way around it which your account is done it's a nuclear option on your account that no one signed up for so why did it make you do it
Starting point is 01:07:16 it's dumb like I said I lost my first twitch which um was an affiliate, everything. Lost it, cause my phone got broken. Kumiya can't get his fucking Twitter account with the blue check mark over 200,000 followers. Cause he didn't And the phone number.
Starting point is 01:07:47 And here's the thing I hate about the two-factor authentication thing. Who else would be signing in? Who else? Obviously it's the fucking person signing in with the right credentials. Who else would be signing it?
Starting point is 01:08:08 Instead of the two factor thing, do what every other company did. The last four digits of your social, that used to work good, but yeah. They had on Harvey Mandel. And I told you, niggas, Harvey Mandel, sneakily,
Starting point is 01:08:32 his podcast is amazing. He's the one, and I made a video about this a couple months ago, we had Neil Brennan on and got Neil Brennan to talk about Kevin Brennan. Amazing. And we got a bunch of clips of what you were missing.
Starting point is 01:08:48 The new stadium so far, it's ridiculous. So it's them and the Raiders. No, the Chargers, right? Yeah. Well, yeah, but, you know, really the Rams team because they won a Super Bowl, right? Okay. You know. I don't understand what you're saying, but go ahead.
Starting point is 01:09:01 You're from LA. No one understands. Why is it Diet Coke in between his legs? I want Austin Power Pants. This faggot is actually suing me. The new stadium so far, it's ridiculous. So it's them and the Raiders have the new stadium. No, the Chargers, right?
Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, well, yeah, but, you know, really the Rams team because they won a Super Bowl, right? Okay. You know. I don't understand what you're saying, but go ahead. You're from LA. You got it. But the thing about the SoFi is that. He looked off to the left, I think, at his daughter.
Starting point is 01:09:35 He doesn't even know what SoFi is, and you're using the wrong team name. Yeah. I don't think the Raiders play there, Bubba. No, no, no. I said the two newest stadiums are the Rams and the Raiders. Oh, I got you. Oh, they're building another stadium. No, the Raiders is done.
Starting point is 01:09:51 The Chargers are building another stadium. They're supposed to, yeah. No, it's there. It's framed. Oh, is it really? Yeah, I was there. By SoFi? Right next to SoFi.
Starting point is 01:10:00 This faggot has a Diet Coke in between his legs. SoFi, do you not see that? Go right next to SoFi and look at the Chargers' new stadium. Damn. What are they calling it? Completely expected by July 2024. Yeah. So that's already just a year and a half.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Jeez. It's already, I could see the structure. I was there. I'm being sued by a Diet Coke in between my legs faggot. Standing in line for a drink. Oh, we got more clips to play. Don't worry. The new state himself, it's ridiculous. So it's this way bigger level level i'm the most self-aware
Starting point is 01:10:47 person ever i created everything you watch on youtube why don't you ever just say thank you to me all right this clip yeah all right All right, that's a clip. Yeah. All right. On. I don't mean it in a negative way, but why, like, can I ask? I don't mean it in a negative way, but why, like, did somebody make those for you? Is that a fan makes pants? Do your fans make pants? He's lying to you. Mr. Pants. He's lying to you. No Is that a fan makes pants? Do your fans make pants? He's lying to you. Mr. Pants.
Starting point is 01:11:25 He's lying to you. No, did a fan make pants? No, these are from my favorite company, Diet Starts Monday. I have a matching top, too. Wait, Diet Starts Monday? Yeah, I was going to wear the matching top. Oh, what a great concept. So they give you clothes that look shitty, so you go, oh, I better lose weight.
Starting point is 01:11:39 That's how I'm going to look good in these pants. Yes, correct. Correct. Is that really the company's name? Right, they make pants? Is it made for larger people? No good in these pants. Correct. Is that really the company's name? Is it made for larger people? No, no, no. They look good. Everybody in the picture looks good.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Show me the knit pants. Show me the ad for the... I told you, Howie Mandel the sneakily, the greatest not the greatest, a great podcast he does shit on this nigga about what he wears and it was harry mendel saying it shitting on him and he has no awareness he got shit on harry mendel like you're really wearing that he has no idea that even happened. Can I ask? I don't mean it in a negative way, but why, like, did somebody make those for you?
Starting point is 01:12:29 Is that a fan makes pants? Do your fans make pants? He's lying to you. Mr. Pants. He's lying to you. No, did a fan make pants? No, these are from my favorite company, Diet Starts Monday.
Starting point is 01:12:39 I have a matching top, too. Wait, Diet Starts Monday? Yeah, I was going to wear the matching top. Oh, what a great concept. So they give you clothes that look shitty, so you go, oh, I better lose weight. That's how I'm going to look good in these pants. Yes, correct. Correct.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Is that really the company's name? Right, they make pants? Is it made for larger people? No, no, no. No. Okay, so this is like a hand-off. They look good. Everybody in the picture looks good.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Show me the knit pants. Yeah. Show me the ad for the knit pants. Nobody would buy them. So they gave them to them. Well, those are... No, fuzzy are okay that's kind of wintery fuzzy well it's kind of uh it's kind of uh they just dropped i'm canadian i'm canadian no if you're a skater there you are boom wow 172 oh boy 170 how are you in now sneaky good podcast? Oh, we got another clip to play, by the way. If you're hating on them, you're actually hating on them.
Starting point is 01:13:32 And he calls out Brendan over the haters. Because how are you going to do it? The haters, B. If you're hating on them, you're actually hating on yourself. Of course. It doesn't get you out of it. No, no. So that's a, you know, if they're hating on me and they're knocking me, even though this is easy for me to say, then I'm doing something right.
Starting point is 01:13:56 Because I realized that through social media. But I must be doing really well. You are. No. I did get a hint right now at school. You're engaging. You know you're doing well. You know you're doing well. You know you're doing.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Do you not think you're doing well? I don't know, Howie. You really don't know? I don't know. I know I'm doing well. Where do you come from? Where are you from? Denver, Colorado.
Starting point is 01:14:15 And did you grow up with money? No, not at all. Liar! And this is a clip on the plane. So I just have on this nigga in a pair of disco pants. And, uh, he's shitting on stupid. He's got a skull, a pouch, or whatever. In the school of how John Okay, the other by the way, I think he's like, you know, I said he got rich
Starting point is 01:14:56 Well You're these you are the rich kid. Please, come on. Of course you're the rich. Yeah, of course. You're actually hating on yourself. Of course, of course. It doesn't get you out of it. It's a bad situation. No, no.
Starting point is 01:15:19 So that's a, you know, if they're hating on me and they're knocking me, even though this is easy for me to say, then I'm doing right because i realize that through social media doing really well you are they're engaging you know you're doing well uh you know you're doing do you not think you're doing well uh i don't know howie you really don't know i don't know i know i know i'm doing well compared to where do you come from? Where are you from? Denver, Colorado. And did you grow up with money?
Starting point is 01:15:48 No, not at all. Not at all. If you're hating on them, you're actually hating on yourself. Of course. It doesn't get you out of it. No, no. If they're hating on me and they're knocking me, even though this is easy for me to say, then I'm doing something right.
Starting point is 01:16:01 Because I realize that through social media... But I must be doing really well. You are. They're engaging. You know you're doing well. You really well you are they're engaging you know you're doing well you know you're doing do you not think you're doing well I don't know Howie
Starting point is 01:16:10 you really don't know I don't know I know I'm doing well compared to where do you come from where are you from Denver Colorado and did you grow up with money
Starting point is 01:16:18 no not at all not at all your dad had a company in the 80's and he had 100 million dollars. I don't know. I'm a rich kid. And I'm in Canada.
Starting point is 01:16:38 You don't get to see quite as you don't see in Canada. We're both rich kids. Of course, yes. I'm going to hang out with a son. I didn't make another plan. Today? Yeah. This is not a full day thing? Is this over? You're going to hang out with us. I didn't make another plan. No, you're going to try. Yeah. I think I got a Howie to be there.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Please go to Howie, by the way. I'm thinking that and then Holly. Like I said, Holly Mandel's podcast is surprisingly great. It's the day. Today? Yeah. This is not a full day thing?
Starting point is 01:17:40 Is this over? I didn't make another plan. No, you're going to try. You're going to hang out with us. I didn't make another plan. No, you're going to race Brendan. You're going to have to race with Brendan. And if he catches you, though... Do you still run fast, do you think? Last time I tried doing a 40, I blew out both my hamstrings.
Starting point is 01:17:58 I'll beat you. Although, he did pull a truck um three seconds slower than the strongest man in the world and he also you still work out yeah not like i used to like i ride bikes now what is that just ride bikes that's a workout yeah like i'll ride for 30 miles, 40 miles. Oh. Yeah. Up a hill? Yeah, hills, everything. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Yeah. I ride bikes sometimes. Do you? Road bike? I do, but... I love how he's hungry. I was telling you, I don't know if I can ask you how he
Starting point is 01:18:42 doesn't believe what we're saying. Oh, how he... I'm on a podcast and Howie doesn't believe what word in his bag is saying. I love Howie. Howie's just like, yeah, did you see what I did? Maybe he didn't see it. I love Howie. Now, the greatest is Howie Ringer on his show. He had their show. It hurts my nuts.
Starting point is 01:19:13 Oh, me too. Oh, I'm sore right now. My cheeks. Well, that's from wool pants. No, I'm hot. These are hot. Hot and sore. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:20 Wow. Thank God you're married. But my hamstrings are... I have a salve. Oh, your hamstrings are all warm. You bring salve with you? I have a salve for his lower body. I have a salve. Oh, your hamstrings are all warm. You bring salve with you? I have a salve for his lower body. I'm a real friend and I apply it on days like this.
Starting point is 01:19:32 Yeah. Then maybe I should leave. No, no, no. You should secure his hips. Secure his hips? His hips get wiggly when I'm applying salve. Anyway, come see me this weekend. Listen to Howie Mandel does stuff. Subscribe.
Starting point is 01:19:44 When am I coming out on your podcast? Howie Mandel does stuff. Subscribe. How many? I'm on your podcast. When am I coming out on your podcast? Then we'll do that Tuesday. Tuesday. This Tuesday? Yeah, because I didn't know. No, it will be.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Tuesday. Tuesday. There you go. So Tuesday, listen to Brian on mine. When are you going to come on mine? Let me know when. Come this week. You tell me.
Starting point is 01:20:04 I leave. Yeah, it's Brian, not you faggot but what you know and brian's going on on town friday when you're back friday's tomorrow right no that's right it's the day Oh Bronco Yeah that was How you went on there To show them to their faces That was amazing and funny Weed does
Starting point is 01:20:42 Not just your mouth Everything dry But i love the weed it's red bar time now are you ready whose team gotta explain it to them and they'll tune out anthony kumia was part of the opie and anthony show he was the anthony from that show out of new york city very famous show very big he got very big and popular anthony was fired many many years ago for uh calling a black person a savage on twitter this was far before anybody had been really canceled. This was before cancel culture.
Starting point is 01:21:29 He was in Times Square taking photos of black people. And then this black woman got in a fight with him. And he went on Twitter and did this whole rant about how they're savages. They aren't people. So XM Radio fired Anthony. savages they aren't people so uh xm radio fired anthony and about a year or two later anthony opens up his own network and his own podcast called which is now called compound media and and still when he opened it everybody still had high hopes for anthony because he was a pretty
Starting point is 01:22:03 big celebrity this was before all these crap influencers who came in and went so he was still a big name in radio and that was a big deal in new york city and it was syndicated it was a big deal so he opens his network and people think this could be you know they still knew him as the Anthony from Opie and Anthony, the successful guy. And we were on that very network alongside Gavin McInnes. Before he started the Proud Boys. You know the Proud Boys, the group from the news? The leader of the Proud Boys was my co-worker. I met him for dinner. I had filled in for Gavin a few times when he was out doing something else.
Starting point is 01:22:56 And then the compound media people saw me and they gave me my own show on compound media. Remember this? What an honor. And then very shortly after I got the show, they started sending me emails telling me I had to stop talking about certain people. You know, I would do, you know what Red Bar is. We sit around, we talk about it, and we started bashing this comedian that Compound Media was friends with, Joe Matariz.
Starting point is 01:23:18 And Joe Matariz's wife was so mad that I was giving Joe so much stress that she called Compound Media and told Anthony Cumia and the other guys there that I, you got to shut this guy up. He's on your network. He's talking about Joe. He's driving Joe nuts. So they yelled at me about that. Told me I couldn't talk about that. They sent me many more emails throughout the time I worked with them telling me certain things I couldn't talk about that. They sent me many more emails throughout the time I worked with them
Starting point is 01:23:46 telling me certain things I couldn't talk about. They didn't want me saying the N-word. They thought that was lowbrow. I can't believe it. And they were also, their tagline was the free speech network. And they kept telling me what I couldn't and couldn't say. So I said, listen, that's fine. It's just not going to work.
Starting point is 01:24:09 We're going to quit. And then when we quit, they did the thing that you've seen people do. You can't believe people actually do this. We quit. And then the next day they came on their network telling everybody that they fired us. That was the moment I knew, knew oh i'm not just dealing with guys i don't like i'm dealing with liars real liars and if they could lie you know and all we had all the receipts we had all the emails showing when i quit and their response to that and
Starting point is 01:24:44 everything and they still went on the air and said I was fired. So that's a very short version. And that's, I bring that up because, you know, there's a big difference between not liking somebody and somebody that's willing to tell a lie. And when I saw that Kumia was a liar,
Starting point is 01:25:03 not just a guy that maybe it wasn't going to work out with, but he's a liar. It was my job, my life's mission to now bust him on every little lie and find him doing all these little things. And boy, did we. And years went on. And this was the fucking Kumia show. I mean, it was day in and day out. Kumia incidents. This guy did it all. Every bad day out kumia incidents this guy did it all every bad thing a person could do he's done it all and we've watched as gavin left the network i left the
Starting point is 01:25:34 network legion of skanks left the network um aaron berg has left the network and we cut to a time now where Kumia is really left with nobody. He's got this big network. He's paying for a big studio in New York City. He's got a lot of money that he's paying for this whole operation to stay afloat. And literally right now,
Starting point is 01:25:58 it's just him. We got a photo of it. Look at this. Wait till you see the schedule now. I mean, this is pretty bleak. So again, this is like watching Brian Callen's views go down. We're going, we're witnessing in real time. This is it.
Starting point is 01:26:17 So are these the shows here? Oh, yeah. At the top, there's a carousel. It went away. Look at this. So you've got the Bill Schultz. Okay, Bill Schultz is still with him. He's getting no views. You've got Bill Schultz.
Starting point is 01:26:32 You've got The Dump. What is this? I think they show the shows below. Here, look at this. You've got The Dump with Steve Conti. Does anyone know what that is? I've never heard of that one. You've got that, James.
Starting point is 01:26:48 And again, these are all like Kumia's little New York Sky's Friends. I mean, they're pulling in maybe 20 to 30 views for these shows. You've got the West. This is about their biggest show right now. Chrissy Marr. The President's Dealer.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Chrissy Marr is the biggest star of the network. Chrissy, boy, have I got a deal for you today. Keep listening, Chrissy. I got a deal for you. And then, of course, In Hot Water broke up. You saw Aaron Burgo. That was their other big show, but they're really left with nothing. Oh, yeah, Dave Landau left.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Dave Landau was Kumia's co-host. He is now Steven Crowder's co-host. He is now Stephen Crowder's co-host. And he's very upset that he's not getting any of the 50 million. I hear Dave Landau might not be coming back. Dave Landau might be nowhere now. So Kumia's really left with no one. And one of the last guys he had, and it was bringing in.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Now you're getting ads for Invicta. No, on Kum kumi look how shitty kumi's site is kumi's site this is real anthony kumi's site is so shitty that it has targeted banner ads all over i mean look at this. This is the website. Targeted banner ads, like old school banner ads from sites from a long ago. And the main ad that I'm being targeted with already, just from telling the Aaron Berg story. Aaron Berg, of course, was on In Hot Water. And now I'm getting ads on Compound Media for Aaron Berg's watch that we just went over.
Starting point is 01:28:27 That's nuts. That's cheap. How much money do you think he makes from it? I mean, how much money would these banner ads have to pay for you to junk up your site? Barbarian. And they pay nothing. They're the cheapest ads you could add to your site. Look at this down here.
Starting point is 01:28:44 You got this recycle sign protected by reCAPTCHA. I mean, the site's a mess. It really shows how low they went. They've really got, I don't know. Again, like Brian Kelly, I don't know how he's paying the bills. But you got to see the latest. Their last guy, Neil Brennan's brother, Kevin Brennan. Okay, we all know Kevin.
Starting point is 01:29:05 He was their last show. And this all kind of came out the other day. This was so heartwarming and fun to watch. Let's see this. Kumia yells about Kevin Brennan. Should I just open this first link here from Facebook? Yeah, that's like the long video that we watched. Yeah, this was so funny.
Starting point is 01:29:22 Kevin Brennan no longer with Kumia. And Kumia is kind of at his wit's end with all this. When Kumia starts to get all frustrated, don't you start feeling a little sad for him? Back, and it's Thursday, which normally means, and my throat is still
Starting point is 01:29:40 fucked up, so, you know. Look at this monster. Sorry. Thursday, usually, we we have this is the same guy we caught him following multiple 13 and 14 year old girls on his instagram account like bikini babe why did you say that right after i just said i feel yeah well we got to remind people you got to remind people that's why you have uh if you go to his twitter apartment boss on twitter you will see the craziest nominee n-word stuff you've ever seen he's a legit monster i mean we don't have any proof that he's a pedophile but i pretty much would bet... We got proof he fucked Sue Lightning.
Starting point is 01:30:25 Not because Sue Lightning's a churney, but Sue Lightning looked like the 13th. Everything I have that he is. He's the closest we've got to a real human pedophile. So remember, you always got to remember that. He took a 17-year-old girl to her prom or his prom or some fucking school dance. And he pays off Bobo's sister. Shit Red Bar don't know about.
Starting point is 01:30:57 And the 17-year-old girl's parents, him looking like this, allowed him to take their daughter. There was a very infamous incident at Kumia's house involving Bobo's, I think at the time, 15 or 16-year-old sister. And Bobo's a retard, but his sister flies around the world on someone's dime, their dime kumi is dying and uh being paid to keep around her and her friends and kumia's hot tub that whole story daughter he got written consent from the parents and they all took a picture before the event it was him who's in his 60s,
Starting point is 01:31:46 a 17-year-old girl, and the girl's parents allowed it because he was Anthony Cumia from the radio. They allowed their daughter to go on a date with him and have sex, probably. If you have sex with a 17-year-old girl at this age,
Starting point is 01:32:02 you're a pedophile. And she looked like 15 she had like braces pigtails she was like a nerd kid this is real Kumia Manor it's Kumia and whatever his heart desires
Starting point is 01:32:18 Kumia Manor whatever type of girls he wants and they just do whatever the fuck they want to him and we get to film it yeah I love it alright what's our first time kobe you feel like seven oh him with um what her dad worked for the clintons or something seven minutes seven minutes this is a good tape you get to see kumi crushed again we're gonna see his dreams crushed we're gonna see his emotion his emotions. Dude. The whole hot tub incident. And I don't think it was over his sister. I think it was
Starting point is 01:32:50 over Bobo's sister's friend. They're all on the rage at his hot tub. And all of a sudden, Bobo's sister just flies around the world. By the way, like the Sue Lightning thing. All of a sudden, Sue Lightning was an internet personality coming hooked up. You've never really heard from Sue Lightning again because she's
Starting point is 01:33:10 being paid by Komi to shut the fuck up. Komi is paying at least two chicks. Well one used to be a dude and now a chick now. At least two people to shut the fuck up he'll fund their lifestyles bobo's sister and soon lightning seven minutes in let's get kicking take the umbrella oh he's sitting here with jim florentine another bum i heard this guy's really scared of me. This is another guy who's making no money. He admits here later in the show that he does stand-up shows, and he gets paid $25 an appearance. That's his fee.
Starting point is 01:33:53 When he does a show in New York, $25. So that's why he's hanging out. I can't tell if Kumi is talking to Seth Rogen or the nigga from Boy Meets World growing up. With Kumi every day, he's got to take whatever he can get. He's got very little money. Put it away for a few. Right, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:10 He walked through the tunnel. I don't know. He told me. Look, I got a little qualms. See what he said. Oh, yeah. So this started off. So Kevin Brennan in this old timer, another junkie, junkie, dirtbaggy guy.
Starting point is 01:34:29 What is his name? Bob Levy. He calls himself, he goes by the Reverend Bob Levy. He's this old shitty man, an icon in stand-up comedy. The Reverend Bob Levy. I told you, I would love to fuck gino evey maybe 30 years ago he had some traction with some of the other famous comics so his name was carried along he's nothing now he's another one of these you know i they're one level above homeless
Starting point is 01:35:02 really all korea didn't take in the butt with Sue Lightning. Kumi fucked Sue Lightning. Not because Sue Lightning was a churney, but Sue Lightning looked like they were fucking 12. All these guys. You kind of sounded like him there when you said that. Jim Florentine. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:21 So you've got Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan. I guess they do a show together on compound media and they both called kumia today saying they're not coming in today and here's what happened i think that they were just going to be guests and that they're like recurring guests oh that's it they don't have a show there i don't think so remember kevin quit his show at compound years ago but then i think he got another one. I don't know. He wasn't on the list.
Starting point is 01:35:47 Well, here it is. I don't think I'm telling tales out of school. What is that? That old saying? Let's see my messages. If they were just going to be a guest on his show, this is even more ridiculous. That's what I thought.
Starting point is 01:36:02 Correct me if I'm wrong. Well, were they paid guests or something? Co-hosts? Yeah, I think so. Wasn't he paying them $100 a week? You know how he has a show with Gavin once a week? Maybe they come on like once a week. They come on once a week
Starting point is 01:36:13 and he pays them $100 a week to be on. Okay, that's the story. Let's just stick with that. Let's see. You fucking dummy. It's Twitter. Where is he? There he is.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Yeah, he's on live right now and Kevin and Bob aren't there. Okay, boomer. Anthony, I won't be making it up today. This is Bob Levy. I'm sorry for being last minute, but I'm going more full time with Brennan and Shuley from home. Now that doesn't kind of explain not showing up today or it being short term notice today. If that's what you want to
Starting point is 01:36:51 pursue and do now that's fine. It's his prerogative. He's a big boy. He does his own shit. I get that. But what? You're doing a show right now with Shuley and Brennan? I don't know. But that kind of doesn't explain the not showing up today,
Starting point is 01:37:08 but it seems like it's a lot easier to do a show when you don't have to leave your house. And I understand that, but it's at some point, you get to see how, when these, these guys say they're doing a show at home, they're on the Brady bond chair with the four zooms.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Jim Florentine. He used to date Robin from the Howard Stern Show, got married. And his wife cheated on him with a local cop. And right after she divorced him, he went to Opie and Jim, and Opie tried talking to him about it. And he was like,
Starting point is 01:37:41 Opie, I'm not going to talk to you about that. Because it recently just happened but damn where's these losers they're sitting there for 700 people taking super chats so the idea here the theory is these two old timers who didn't show up today they'd rather sit at home and do their zoom show for super chat money the super chat money pays more than a hundred dollars a week kumia was able to pay so they'd rather sit at home and collect the super chats even if they break even they'd rather get a hundred bucks sitting on their ass at home wearing their xbox mics than pay for parking believe me a lot of this not coming in business is because they got to pay for transportation.
Starting point is 01:38:27 These are the type of guys who... Yeah, the guys who work in downtown New York. They'll do something like that over a $20 thing that they'll lose. They're not going to lose 20 bucks. And I mean, this podcast has 900 patrons. Yeah, well, that's pretty big, too. What's 900 times three? Still a lot of money for Kevin Brennan.
Starting point is 01:38:45 At some point, you got gotta leave your fucking house. You gotta leave your house. At some point, you have to. By the way, Patreon, what you're given, take about half. Through all their fucking fees. If you're on Patreon, whatever you see someone get on patreon cut that in half
Starting point is 01:39:06 and that's what they get right you gotta you gotta go back uh i'm i'm doing i'm got 25 dollars tonight at the stand yeah i like 7 30 to do a show you go i get a lot more than that but i'm like all right it's new york are they passed a new rule recently you can now get paid whenever you want but it used to be you only get paid i think it was on the first or something park city yeah it doesn't even cover ever all my expenses no shit but it's all i don't hold them for hostage go look i'm not showing up i showing up. I'm only getting $25. He's like, well, Robert Kelly's getting $25, too. Yeah. I hope not.
Starting point is 01:39:49 I hope nobody's doing comedy for $25. What is the excuse behind that? I mean, you guys need to unionize. What are you doing? You're telling me you go to a comedy club that's charging tickets at the door, they're selling drinks, and they're handing you $25 as a 68-year-old entertainer? I mean, that's probably as pathetic as it gets. This isn't the old days.
Starting point is 01:40:10 You're not getting any exposure from doing a 35-seater. Like, is the cop who Jim Florentine's wife cheated on him with, hooked up with, like, his son's stepdad now? In New York City, getting $25. Your days of getting exposure are over, fellas. You need a job. You know, and Aaron Berg's getting $25, too. So you want more?
Starting point is 01:40:35 Right, right. Well, Aaron Berg, if he does three and a half shows, he could finally save up to get a fourth watch after buying two and getting one free. Yeah, Bob Kelly just opened for Louis in Chicago to a packed house. Well, on this I agree with Kumia. He is paying him $100 to be a guest on Kumia's show. Now, Kevin's problem is he only paid $100 a show when he was on Kumia's network. Well, yeah, because no one watched your show the only people who watch kumia's network are signed up for kumia it's about a thousand people
Starting point is 01:41:14 you don't like it move on something else then you're not gonna be 100 bucks to do a show you don't get paid 100 bucks to do a stand-up set we made more than 25 bucks but it's it's part of the deal of you know comedy clubs especially new york city especially a name club like the stand you're going to get yourself in front of an audience you could try it out a new shit it's almost kind of a quid pro quo thing you're getting something out of it the comics are getting something out of doing he's trying to justify he's like yeah i only pay a hundred bucks but you're getting a lot out of it but nobody is getting anything out of it you see nobody watches anthony kumi's show on compound media i mean i can't imagine there's more than
Starting point is 01:41:56 a couple hundred views per episode anymore uh a stage time at the stand and then this like here 25 bucks whatever that's what it was like. You know, if you were a comic and you didn't come into the city because you're making a lot of money on the road, you go, Hey, I'm making $1,200 for a weekend.
Starting point is 01:42:11 Why would I come in and make $10 at the comic ship on a Monday? It's like, it's not about that. It's about being seen on TV. So those guys were like, no, I'm not, I don't get paid.
Starting point is 01:42:20 I'm not doing that. So they never came in and then, you know, me and Norton came in from the, like I said, that's an odd lifestyle, which I lived it when I was younger. But these weirdo dudes are trying to have, like,
Starting point is 01:42:33 real relationships with women and have kids and families. But you're traveling all the time. It doesn't work. So, like, when I was in the Navy, I traveled all the fucking time. but I never did an actual relationship. Beginning. We drive in from Jersey like three times a week is what we need to do, you know, and just hang out at the clubs and hopefully they'll put us on and eventually they did. But that's what you got to take the fucking bullet on that shit.
Starting point is 01:43:00 Oh, imagine how depressing and dusty that would be to be these guys. Some guys said that he's going to explain the situation. And this is what he said. Yeah. Kumia claimed no podcast pay guests, which is why he stopped having him on. Brennan's point is that you put him on payroll for a hundred dollars a week as a quote unquote guest.
Starting point is 01:43:20 So that's not really a guest. Yeah. That's more of a co-host. Right. I guess so okay you know what brennan means when i had a show at the network i only got paid a hundred dollars a show because that's all they get paid is a hundred bucks a show what take what they're paying i still work for sirius doing a show i just brennan all of them the dude who does that morning show gets a hundred bucks a show he's fine as he's bowling, I get paid shit, but I just like doing it. I'm like, all right, whatever.
Starting point is 01:43:48 That's another thing. It's not a lot of money. Well, Kevin wants to be paid. He doesn't want to. And Kevin will justify that shit in his mind. Some nigga who works at Dairy Queen shits on Kevin Brennan. He'd be like, hey, I make 100 bucks an hour. He only worked five hours out of the year, him and Brandon, he'd be like, hey, I make a hundred bucks an hour. You only work
Starting point is 01:44:05 five hours out of the year, and the nigga making minimum wage probably makes more than you. I want to do it for free. He's not getting any exposure, you see? This ain't the boneyard. Okay? This is far from
Starting point is 01:44:21 the boneyard on SiriusXM. Which probably has a very small membership as well. Money, it's not. It's still, I've been doing it for 10 years. It's still not a lot of money, but whatever. I get to plug my gigs and fuck gigs. That's it. You enjoy doing it.
Starting point is 01:44:36 Like, silly me. I thought Kevin Brennan was actually having some fun here. Uh-oh. I don't know. This is great. Is he capable of this? He can have. So, Kumi, this is hurt.
Starting point is 01:44:44 Kumi, and we see him here in this seat, in this same set, because he's never updated this set. How many times have we sat here watching Hurt, Kumi? Guys, this is Hurt, Kumi, part 12. I'm Jim Florentine at his age, and I would say I got some gigs. Gigs at your age?
Starting point is 01:45:04 But you had a family. I'm only thinking about him But you had a family. I'm only thinking about him because he had a family. Now, if he was Norton, I'd be like, yeah, you got a gig at your, I think, same age. Well, yeah, but you're a single dude, but Florentine, you try to... Oh.
Starting point is 01:45:18 See, doesn't it really cut deep? It does, because you see it. He wears it, honestly. You'll see it through this. Let's watch some more. Fun and spurts. Yes, yes. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:45:27 Like, yeah, yeah. Very limited amounts of fun. Fun actually causes him physical pain. He's not able to have fun. So here's the rest of the Levy files. Yeah, Brennan and Julie from home. It has nothing to do with you. Right.
Starting point is 01:45:47 I love you. And all you've done for me, it's just business. Did he put in parentheses, I don't want to burn a bridge with you, Anthony? I want to make it perfectly clear. None of this is business. It is old men playing around. There's no business happening here. But I love Red Bar.
Starting point is 01:46:09 You're an old man, too. Kevin Schauer. And technically, the niggas you're talking about are more successful than you. So, like, you look even older because you got the gray hair. These come and go. The John's a hog. Bob Levy, you're all out of business, in fact. It would be better to sell all this stuff and move away.
Starting point is 01:46:33 No, he didn't. He's not in there. That's what I'm kind of reading through that. Yeah, it seems like that's the message here. Like, look, I don't want to fuck shit up, but, you know, I'm running with... Just in case I want to come back in a month or so and go, you know what? I should go back and have a fucking club in Jersey with Brennan. If I go on your show and Brennan's shitting on it and say it could cause problems.
Starting point is 01:46:58 He didn't say that. I'm paraphrasing. If it's cool, I would love to be able to do a show with you when i figure my day off because i have so much fun up there with you i'll see you next week in rochester yeah we're doing the uh dabble con up in rochester you ain't seeing it we'll have a blast love you brother and i mean that i put yeah all right kind of blows business. That was my answer to that. Because, look. Look at him. I've been the nice guy for fucking years sitting here. I have been.
Starting point is 01:47:35 I've just let people do whatever they want. Because I understand a lot of it is business. And in this business, it doesn't work like every other place or business. It's just what it is. So I'm fine. Look, Gavin. Gavin's one of my dearest friends. And he one day just decided to get up and leave and go somewhere else because he wasn't under contract here.
Starting point is 01:48:01 Now, I probably should have had everyone sign these steadfast fucking locked in contracts oh you want to go there well you can't just say i should have did what crowder did until he turned on every old friend you're under contract and then you have a miserable fuck sitting there doing a shitty show and and and i don't want to be the guy that was the other guy on when i was signing a deal okay then don't run a network idiot you have to if you're running a business you kind of have to run a business you know or don't complain whenever he leaves and now you're stuck with this hundred thousand dollar a month bill and it's just your show trying to bring in the bucks now and go fuck now i'm locked into this thing i understand that you want to do something else feel free to do it i get it but
Starting point is 01:48:52 there's a way to do it and there's another way that makes it seem like you're fucking somebody or taking advantage yes of someone's good fucking nature yes and and i i've kind of felt that way over the course of the years with a few people. While I understand Bob that it's business, and I do understand that, so was cutting off a horse's head and shoving it in Waltz's bed. That was business. Very New York. So Johnny Fontaine
Starting point is 01:49:19 could get the part in that picture. These guys love The Sopranos still. But while I understand business, this is kind of fucked up. You get the part in that picture. These guys love The Sopranos still. Great movie. But while I understand business, this is kind of fucked up. Right up until I got that, what I just read you today, Levy was coming in. Right up until I read on Twitter last night that Brendan wasn't coming in. Brendan was coming in. So that's how little of respect these guys have for you.
Starting point is 01:49:46 They're going to tell you they're not coming in mid-show. Love you, bye! And now they're streaming on their own site on YouTube. And while I love the fact that Jim is here, we were hoping that it was going to be
Starting point is 01:50:01 four guys shitting on each other. Yeah, that's pretty much what I was ready. It was great. Right, right. So, yeah, that's kind of the situation now. So I don't fucking know. Drink that beer. I know, you know, look, people in entertainment, podcasting, comedy, whatever.
Starting point is 01:50:19 I know they're not the most responsible motherfuckers in the world. I get it. We like to go out out have a little fun and uh you know we're we're kind of um spur of the moment whatever it is you're all in your 50s and 60s now the being not responsible and spur of the moment that was years and years and years ago that's all over with but there's so much fucking unnecessary drama going on uh oh let me say let me say oh look at this this is good here we go go kevin what's up and it's not brennan hey what's going on hey hey just want to let you know that uh brennan levy and the uh great chad zumach are going the ways of the opestar and working for super chats right now with the live show on YouTube at the exact same time your show started.
Starting point is 01:51:05 Oh, okay. So here they are. They're live. They were supposed to be on his show. He's bitching about them not being here. Here the boys are. In their square. Look how guilty they all look. Here's Bob Levy.
Starting point is 01:51:23 Here's this Chad Zuma. I don't even like to mention his name. I don't even like for him to know that I know he exists. This loser, I do not know his name. And here's Kevin Brennan again. Very guilty bunch. They're in their state. Look at Bob Levy's setup with the little lights coming down.
Starting point is 01:51:40 That's very nice. That's what? It's like a fake background. Oh. So none of them have a nice look at this like a 12.5 million dollar outlet yeah i thought he was in like a really you know how like when rich people you know how when rich people zoom they never really pick a flattering wall to be in front of but you can kind of get the idea that it's part of a really expensive house that's kind of what i thought he it's part of a really expensive house. That's kind of what I thought he had going on there.
Starting point is 01:52:09 You know, but no, of course not. That's all fake. All right, let's see what happens. Oh, is this their show right now? Oh, my God. Right now. Thanks for the heads up. Could you turn up the volume? Couldn't be more perfect timing.
Starting point is 01:52:21 Are you doing that show? He goes, no, I'm not. He goes, I'm not really hanging out there anymore. He goes, I'm up for something at SNL. So Kumia has tuned in live and there he tuned in right at the right time because they're talking about him. And look
Starting point is 01:52:35 at Kumia. Look how nervous she is down here. Look at him. Look at that screen. The pain of a thousand burrows back here. You you know look at his face watching this so let's hear he's get so he gets to watch his own hell so i thought it was like a writer gig i didn't know anyway so um he goes what were they paying you there? So he tunes in. They just happen to be shitting on Compound Media, talking about the pay. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:53:09 And I told him. And then he goes, yeah, I was making like $250 a week or something. I guess they paid him and his friend Tommy Pope. That is for $500. So everybody leaves there because Landau fucking left. Landau left. Oh, and look at Kumia down here reacting. I got to keep showing you him.
Starting point is 01:53:32 Look at him. He's got his hands out. You should stay on him because Kevin just, you can imagine what he looks like. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, let's just stay on him. That's a great idea. Yeah, let's stay on Kumia's a great idea yeah let's stay on kumiya's reaction this is perfect everybody leaves everybody leaves because they're cheap as fuck they always make
Starting point is 01:53:52 like the jews and the doing the the jew characters and shulie's a jew and and drew's a jew they're cheap as fuck over there they're literally cheap as Imagine. This is why you don't tune in live, dummy! So, yeah, this guy's going, yeah, they're always making fun of the Jews and how cheap Jews are. They're cheaper than any Jew I've ever met! And Kumi is outraged, of course.
Starting point is 01:54:18 So everybody leaves because they don't pay. They don't pay. This is like Inception right now. I'm watching Anthony. Every time somebody's watching somebody else, they got to say this is like Inception. It ain't like Inception. It never was.
Starting point is 01:54:34 It's just some screens. You got to get over it, please. We don't need to hear how it's like Inception. He's watching us. Who's paying more? Who's paying more? Who's paying more than we're paying over here? Who's fucking paying more
Starting point is 01:54:52 than we're paying over here for shows? They're not. They make deals. You have to have a Patreon. You have to have sponsors. The company themselves aren't paying people.
Starting point is 01:55:07 And Zuma can shut the fuck up. That little cunt. He's mad. I think Chad's on your side. I don't know. No, I want to ask Bob. Ask Bob how much does he get paid to go on a podcast? For $100 when I know fucking pieces of shit like Gina Visconti and fucking Bill Schultz make more than that. Like, I know that for a fact.
Starting point is 01:55:29 There's human garbage. They're like literally have nowhere to go. That's the only reason they're still there. They have nowhere to go. They have nowhere to go. They're human garbage. The only reason they're out. Look at that fool sip.
Starting point is 01:55:41 That is a sip of beer. PG Maddie in the chat says, how is Kumia still in the balding process? And that's a great point. How has he not lost the whole top? I don't know. I have no idea what's going on. It's incredible actually. Look at that beer sip. Eyes wide open staring down the barrel
Starting point is 01:55:57 of a beer as if he's going to commit suicide. With the beer. Sorry. Had to go get my food. It was good. Red bars, no shitting on the Kumi. Teen Wolf looking ass nigga. Yeah. Well, let's watch Kumi
Starting point is 01:56:13 watch himself take it in the ass. They don't pay them well. Bill Schultz has a cooking nigga. No, I had to go get my food. Roommate in a windowless apartment. Is that even possible? He's the host of his morning show, Bill Schultz. He has a room in a windowless apartment.
Starting point is 01:56:36 And Kumi is sitting there. Now, isn't it embarrassing? Your guy, he makes this guy do five days a week as their two-hour morning show every day. Shouldn't he have enough money to get an apartment? He's got an apartment since he's done his show here. I'm paying him enough for a windowless apartment. He had it when he was doing Red Eye. To be fair, it is New York City,
Starting point is 01:56:55 and Bill Schultz is Andrew Schultz's cousin. Yeah, yeah. Rich family. Gino Biscotti lived on Kevin Abrowski's couch. It's one thing I remember. Why, it's my responsibility to make sure these people are housed and fed. It's my responsibility to make sure these people are housed and fed. To me, it does go off here.
Starting point is 01:57:14 How about don't work with people who are that close to the edge? How about if you want to be on the radio, you got to have a house to live in. You got to have yourself an apartment. You got to be house to live in. You gotta have yourself an apartment. You gotta be able to buy food. That's what we're talking about here. And these guys were all approaching 60. This is the best thing I've ever seen. This is exactly how I wanted it to end.
Starting point is 01:57:36 You know, a mess like this. I fucking... ...beautiful apartment on the Upper West Side. And he goes, yeah, I got my own bathroom, my own fucking bedroom. And again, you came in for two hours on my show. You weren't doing the show four
Starting point is 01:57:54 days a week. If I was paying him $100 to do a show by himself four days a week, of course I did at one point. How much did he make? Busy rock. Of course he I did at one point. How much did he make? Where's E-Rock? Of course he's not here. How much did I pay Kevin Brennan for his four-day-a-week show? Or did he do one day?
Starting point is 01:58:13 One day a week. I think two days a week. No, then he started doing two. Okay. Yeah, what did we pay him then? I'm sure it wasn't just $100. I remember he was mad because we wanted to, he was doing an hour and a half twice a week, and we wanted to make it an hour twice a week and pay him the same amount, and he got mad. He was doing less time and got paid the same.
Starting point is 01:58:37 I don't know what it was, but I remember that. It was $100. And by the way, the Landau thing, there's something Brennan, he talks out his fucking asshole. He doesn't understand. Landau left because they offered him a fuckload of money over there. I'll tell you, I was paying Landau $100,000 a year. Fucking Landau was making $100,000. So Landau was making $100,000.
Starting point is 01:59:06 I bet you Crowder pays him 150 but he probably sells more way more tickets to his gig because he's a stand up comedian thousand a year that's good money that's good fucking money Just sit there and do that.
Starting point is 01:59:25 That's good fucking money. That's cheap. Fuck off. Wow. That's it. Now I'm out with Brennan. Uh-oh. If he fucking.
Starting point is 01:59:32 But I love how Kumi said, I pay Landau 100 grand a year. Well, he didn't deny just paying Brennan 100 bucks a show. And that was more than he deserved. If he wants to come back here he can't i'm done with kevin brennan they're done yes holy fuck hundred dollars hundred dollars you're a guest on my show out of the kindness of my heart i gave you money for gas holy shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Yes. Bring a kid with you. It wasn't a problem.
Starting point is 02:00:10 Compound daycare center for two fucking hours. Holy shit. And I'm a piece of shit. Holy fuck, Brennan. Oh, my God. And poor Levy. He's saddled with that. And he's choosing, you know.
Starting point is 02:00:24 Good. Go there. Go there. I know the Patreon is fucking. It's just like a that. And he's choosing, you know, good, go there, go there. I know the Patreon is fucking. It's just like a movie. No, good, go there. Threatening Levy. That's great. This is what I want to hear. And this happens every day at Compound.
Starting point is 02:00:35 Almost every episode, there's some big battle. Do you think that Kumi actually paid Lando 100K? I don't know. I hope Lando comes out and goes, I was only getting paid 60k. That would be great if that was a lie. But it's also funny if Kumia actually did do the biggest check he ever signed. Yeah, ever.
Starting point is 02:00:53 Just to Dave Lando. It's like, what kind of idiot? And then he just left. Dave Lando must be going, I must have what it is. I must be like a magical bear. Crowder wants me. Why would anyone give that guy a dime? We should watch Lando's sketch show. Yeah, that's great.
Starting point is 02:01:09 All right, let's hear some more. And shit. And I wonder why. You want to celebrate today with me, guys? I wonder why. If it's $200, that's not going to be enough. Of course not. And if it's $250, that won't be enough.
Starting point is 02:01:23 That won't be enough. And if it's $300, it won't be enough. Of course not. Do you hear what they're saying? If it's $200, that wouldn to be enough. Of course not. And if it's $250, that won't be enough. That won't be enough. And if it's $300, it won't be enough. Of course not. Do you hear what they're saying? If it's $200, that wouldn't be enough. And then if it was $210, that probably wouldn't be enough with these guys. Yeah, most people don't get nudged over the edge from $10 increments of a pay raise. You hear what this guy's saying?
Starting point is 02:01:41 This is how poor these people have become. I love. All right, though. Yeah. I'm high, and I'm hungry, and I got my Taco Bell. No one donated till I get the bell. We get this, we got this, we get this shit, I'm sick of watching We get this, we got this, we got this, we got this Let's get it I bought for 16 pounds and a ditch of D5, no, that's not a challenger
Starting point is 02:02:14 I keep some members with me in the fridge, get cold seats, they some cannibals They like to get geek, drink a whole bottle, wake up and repeat She took a look, mixed in with the chill out Now she say she see in 3D I go in the jungle and ain't got a coat I bet I come out with a meme Do this shit for the fam, cause this shit bigger than me Call up Thorns in my infinity lane And in the factory masterpiece I call up Twin, cause that be my brother We got the same roller, he matching me Nah, for real
Starting point is 02:02:41 Water on me like the sun up Sun, carrot, sun, pointers All these comas, I won't fumble Migo gunna, Zoc the jungle Buy it all, fuck a fronta Nigga, cake on me, no funner Drop top, feeling like Stoner Can't D-play, no runners Call my wallet, take my pilot 33 by to the tropics Nigga want shit I was outside just serving narcotics Yeah, pay me that stick Nigga made one wrong move, jet poppin'
Starting point is 02:03:07 Livin' on broke with the hoe flooded out in the hotel lobby Diamond beat dancin' like Bobby, don't touch a dick like it be cocky Shroom and GC departed, bitches gon' trend on the top The way I pull up, I'ma pop it and none of these niggas gon' stop me Put this shit on, get a cup of this drip I'm a motherfuckin' fast Kilo, keep stackin' your bank, I'll get bigger Never work, I throw some shit on them niggas I'm tell you, you niggas don't play with these niggas
Starting point is 02:03:30 You see the big picture, we up on these niggas The hunter, the one you can call on me, niggas I got your back, you can follow me, niggas When I get up, we gon' ball on these niggas Fuckin' shit up, cause I beat out the system Water on me like the sauna Some care, some pointers All these comers, I won't run, but me go gunna, Zot the jungle
Starting point is 02:03:48 Buy it all, fuck a runner, nigga, can't call me no funner Drop top, feel like stunner, can't be playin' no runners Call my wallet, smoke my palette, take three by to the traffic Niggas want shit, I was outside just servin' narcotics Yeah, pay me that stick, nigga made one wrong move, jack popping Left with them bro with the hoe flooded out in the hotel lobby Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 02:04:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, kill, kill, kill, kill Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot

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