The Yewneek Pod - Redbar's youtube channel cancelled??Yewneek gets the blame? Brendan Schaub can't speak!!! Cumia announces a new book!!
Episode Date: November 16, 2022Mike David wonders if yewneek mass flagged his channel. Brendan Schaub can't say belushi. Redbar reacts to the akkash incident. Bhad Bhabie goes blackface? Cumia inks book deal. ...
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Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, ch-ch-ch-changes, don't wanna be a richer man, ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, ch-ch-ch-changes, it's gonna have to be a different man, now may change me, but I can't trace time.
Ooh, yeah.
I watch the ripples change their size, but never leave the stream of warm, permanent sand
So the days float through minds
But still the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Don't tell them to go off on all of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Where's your shame? Your blimp is up to her next of kin
Time may change me
But you can't waste time
Strange fascination
Fascinating
Our changes are taking The pace I'm going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange changes
Oh, look out, you rock and rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange changes
It's pretty soon now, you're gonna get older Time may change me, but I can't trace time.
I said that time may change me, but I can't trace time. Everybody cares!
Oh, he got invited.
He didn't show up.
But, uh,
first thing I wanted to play it out.
Chris D'Elia is so done with this nigga.
Holy shit.
This clip right here just encapsulates everything.
The sad fact that these three faggots,
that Chris D'Elia,
who this time,
two years ago,
was going to be in a huge movie,
had deals all over the place,
and now he's a retard and nobody
on a podcast called The Golden Hour, a ripped-off name and logo and theme.
And he got a neck tattoo.
This is sad.
No, she doesn't have that place.
You know people, I think they charge extra to stay in that room.
The one that she died in?
Yeah.
People are morbid like that.
Imagine you're at the front desk and you're like, can I get the...
Can you imagine someone would do that?
Like if you went to the Chateau Maramount or whatever, by the time it's done.
Chateau Maramount, yeah.
Yep.
You could stay at the John Belusi suite.
John Belusi, yeah.
John Belusi.
Chateau Maramount with John Belusi.
What's it called?
What's it called?
What's it called?
What's it called, though?
That has to be the clip. Come on. It has to be the clip come on it has to be the clip i don't know not a tricky i like how he tried laughing in like he got it
like he tried making them laugh oh they're laughing maybe i maybe and they're laughing
at me but maybe because i said something funny you did stupid but you don't even know what you said what's it called though if you went to the that was
Chateau Marymount or whatever Chateau Marymount yes yep you stay at the John
Belushi sweet John Belushi yeah John Belushi suite. John Belushi, yeah. John Belushi. Chateau Maramount with John Belushi. What's it called?
Oh, fucking.
Delia is like, what happened?
What am I doing here?
I was in that Netflix zombie movie and Tig Notaro got it.
And then I got accused.
And now next to this dummy saying John Belushi.
Thank God he wasn't there during I'll Be Your Hucklebee.
He missed that one.
He said John Belushi.
Look at...
Don't we...
It's just like, what have I become?
I was it.
I was the guy.
No, she doesn't have that place.
You know people...
I think they charge extra to stay in that room.
The one that she died in?
Yeah.
People are morbid like that.
Imagine you're at the front desk and you're like, can I the front desk can you imagine someone do that
like if you went to the
Chateau Maramount
Chateau Maramount yeah
I have a question
what is
Eric Griffin
what race
is this man
he looks like
a combined thing of everything.
Black, Italian, Jew, Russian.
What is this man?
What race is he?
He's not black is he he's my dad
no
half black
no he's half any other thing
look how fucking hairy his fucking forearms are
look at his shit
look at
like
look at his shit. Look at it. Like, look at his shirt.
The Miranda shirt.
His forearm hair is incredible.
It's almost like a fucking werewolf or a caveman.
What is he? his mom is black from Belize
so she was barely black
I just closed his race
I don't know what to say there
I think they charge extra to stay in that room.
The one that she died in?
Yeah.
The hairy arms and knuckles are throwing me off.
His forearms are hairy than his hair on his knuckles.
And that's probably it.
People are morbid like that.
Imagine you're at the front desk and you're like can I get the
can you imagine someone do that like if you went to the
that what is Chateau Maramount
or whatever it's by the time store
you stay at the John Belushi suite
John Belushi yeah
Chateau Maramount with John Belushi
what's it called
what's it called though
John Belushi.
Ladies
and gentlemen, retard
John Belushi.
Running the shop.
He's a nice
guy.
We hear.
Ugh.
Delia
is smart.
Regain Delia winning is smart enough you gain nothing
Delia gets more shit
on his own shit
he must just be
straight paying these people daddy's money
to do this
I don't know if Eric Griffin got his money for that
Delia
you get way more views and engagement
on your own podcast on Patreon.
I'm pretty sure
Brandon Shaw is playing D'Elia
to be his friend.
At this point.
It has to be that.
You don't want to be there.
He's a fucking retard.
You gain nothing from being
on it. You only lose.
You get no ticket. You get less
tickets sold. In fact, you're taking
a hit from being on here.
So that's a soon
Shaw is using
daddy's money.
They're like, please stay, Chris.
What are you so done with it?
John Belushi, yeah.
Chateau Maramount with John Belushi.
What's it called?
What's it called, though?
That has to be the clip.
Come on.
It has to be the clip.
Is it not a tricky hotel name?
By the way, I can guarantee you,
Chateau doesn't even know there's another Belushi brother.
I wouldn't give him a pass
if he would have said the other one's name.
Okay, he must...
Obviously, he saw the one who lived.
He didn't even know there was another one.
He said John.
It's tricky.
Is it not?
Is it not?
Hey, guys.
It's tricky.
It's a little tricky.
It's tricky.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Shin, what's it called?
Chateau Marmont.
That's the background.
These three faggots.
You got this word-all looking gook.
Mark Norley.
And that Nick guy is going to go pussy.
And that's what they're looking at in the background.
D'Lea!
Wow, what happened?
And you're bigger
than that.
You're only
helping this,
but it's not helping you. Just get off it,
D'Lea.
Join CO.
It's a
look long enough. Daddy's payche a... Look, long enough.
Daddy's paychecks.
Just get off it, Delia.
You hate being there.
I'm just kind of looking sad with your view count there.
Yep.
And John Belushi.
Well, John Belushi's easy.
It's easy.
That's all tricky.
No, just the Hotel Mama is tough.
Oof.
No. Oof.
That gig is still there in Rhode Island.
Dude.
My plan is showing up.
Uh, Red Bar
is blaming
Amois
for getting
taken off?
Well, we gotta watch this.
Blames me?
How dare he?
Oh, I got some
shit to say to this.
Same Baloo. I know, but...
No, he wasn't completely kicked off
YouTube. No, he got
a community
guideline strike.
So he can't
stream for a week.
But he blames me for a week. But he blames me
for some reason.
It takes
a bit to kick in when you change
quality. So I think
that we gotta wait. People are saying
very watchable. It works. It looks
fine. It's okay. Find a shitty
bitrate. Looks okay on
mobile. We've got a lot of
work to do with setting.
But it's watchable, and then we'll see the live version.
It's fine.
Are you guys cool with this?
Are you going to have fun with it?
Is everybody okay with it?
That's all we want to know.
If you're okay with the rest of the show being like this, press one.
How about that?
That's a good one.
If you're okay with the rest of the show being like this,
for the live experience, press one. How about that? That's a good one. If you're okay with the rest of the show being like this, for the live experience, press one.
So somebody reported us to YouTube.
That's mean.
Who did it?
And yes, try changing the settings.
All they did, and here's what the trolls,
those dang trolls did to themselves.
They'd be able to watch it for free if it was on YouTube
because they could share that YouTube link.
Okay?
Now they've made it.
They've reported.
Now they can never watch.
Now it's fully behind the Scars paywall with no way to share.
So that's what they've done to themselves.
Everyone's saying one, so I guess that means...
Yeah, let's do it!
The show isn't going to be like this.
When it's uploaded on the website, it'll be perfect, as always.
On the website, it'll be perfect.
Well, this is great.
This is wonderful.
I think we're on an extreme delay now, too.
I think we're about 45 to 50, a whole minute behind the people.
Okay, so we'll have to work on that this week but hey at least we
have a backup right isn't that nice and we can fix this and make it better yeah we have to use
this again next week we just we're rushing great okay so where exactly were we? Can somebody get me back into show mode?
Why would we get banned from YouTube, by the way?
Okay, so this is what happened.
So we're streaming live, right?
And then we got banned.
It said, here, let's see if I could pull it up.
It said we got banned.
Okay, here, your video has been removed.
Begin your review to see it.
We found something that may violate YouTube's guidelines.
To help the community safe, to see it. We found something that may violate YouTube's guidelines to help the community safe.
We removed it in two steps.
We'll ask that you take a look at your content and the policy if you'd like to appeal.
But I don't know what strike.
OK.
This content can't be viewed on YouTube.
I think I saw something that said hate speech.
But I didn't think it was being very hateful.
I know.
So yeah, that's what we wanted to ask people.
What do you think it was?
What could I have said?
We got some bebops.
What could I have said
over the last hour
that would be hate speech?
Because...
Steve Wallace.
He was watching. Oh my God. Didn't somebody say that Steve Wallace. He was watching.
Oh, my God.
Didn't somebody say that Steve Wallace
goes to great lengths to terminate his enemies?
Steve curse.
Well, that's fine.
So, yeah, why don't you go through the replies there
and see what people think?
Because I can't remember anything that I said.
It could have been terrible.
Let's start over. Let's have been terrible. Let's start over.
Let's have a drink.
Welcome to Red Bar.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.
On a faceless range.
Ch-ch-ch-changes.
Changing circumstances.
Of course you have a neck tattoo, by the way.
Ch-ch-ch-changes.
On a faceless range.
Only on Red Bar.
Ch-ch-ch-changes.
Where's the shame you've left us up to an accident? Time will change me. Only on Red Bar.
Very nice.
Has anyone come up with a conclusion there?
I'm very interested.
People are saying the dead wife stuff.
You can't get paid for saying somebody has a dead wife.
So who is reporting? Was it Saizazi?
Was it Josh Denny?
No.
I mean, whoever is reporting, I guarantee.
Why would it be me?
Trust me, I was playing video games.
Now, to be fair to him,
Kanye did tell me to go Defcon 3 against his people.
So he might have considered that, me as a suspect, that I followed Kanye.
But, um, I didn't even know he was, I was playing a video game.
I went live that night, and I was like a video game. I went live that night.
I'm like, oh, you got taken down.
By the way, you instruct your audience to do strikes against other people when they're live.
So you don't get to kind of complain when you get taken down live.
We've dealt with this before during our live beef.
By the way, I just laughed at how you were instructing your audience to try to get me
taken down and then you got taken down. I never instructed anyone to take you down, but.
Nigga. What? What do you want from Taco Bell? Well, Mexican pizza and nacho fries.
Two Mexican pizzas
and a nacho fry?
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga.
I don't do
gay ops, gay shit.
Royce accusing
Royce accused Ethan'd Royce accuse
He accused Ethan Klein of taking down his channel
Pod awful
Like they got me
I don't do any of that fact shit
I don't think anyone would do that fact shit
Against me who's a somebody
They probably would but I wouldn't accuse them of it
Like I've never accused anyone
Of like My stream got taken down accuse them of it. Like, I've never accused anyone of, like,
my
shooting got taken down. It must have been
Merce or someone. Like, I don't do that
gay shit.
But all these fags,
by the way, who have been
doing the internet forever
and never really made a big at it is hilarious to me
yeah red rose possibly me who didn't even know you were fucking live maybe yeah i got you taking it
how why what why i watch you live i put put you live and then I fucking leave
and talk to this bitch
when I could have made a better Taco Bell order.
I'm only getting a Mexican pizza
and nacho fries right now.
I could have made a better Taco Bell order
when I go watching Red Bar.
Why would I take you down?
Never.
He's still mad about that beef. Because that was a magical beef.
That night when he was like, all right, he told his whole audience, because I was stream
sniping Red Bar, he was like, I don't know, report my live stream and get him banned.
Two minutes later, he was banned.
I never said to my audience,
report him or anything, nor did I.
It was the greatest karma that...
Karma? You mean Kramer?
It was the greatest karma that ever happened, ever,
in live stream history.
And it was hilarious.
And I think that's why
my name went through his head.
But yeah, stupid.
Why you get banned off of YouTube?
I don't know.
It is probably
pretty into free speech.
So.
So what you just did was terrible.
I don't think it was copyrighted music
because we would get banned every time.
Yeah.
And we've been able to get away with it and save thousands.
Doubles.
What do you call it?
Because a lot of people just jump to hundreds of thousands.
What do you call it when it's like 20,000?
You know, probably saved about $20,000 using YouTube, scamming them like that.
I knew this day would come.
Time to pay.
So now, every second that I'm on.
Now I want to get into him shitting on Akash.
You think Red Bar is cool?
Whoa.
You can think that.
My dad about you
and I go,
oh my,
yourself and really
sweet.
We should.
I loved this duo
built out later
before,
of course,
at the home.
Can you do a scene
about please?
I'm telling you
yourself and really
showing her ugliness
wild. Wait, someone, you know, we got so much good stuff. I'm an erotic wild. Wait, someone says Mike, scene about please i'm telling you yourself and really showing her ugliness like wild wait someone
you know we got so much good stuff i'm in a rat wild wait someone says mike her husband produces
weezer lol how old is red bar kate mccoochie's husband produces the wheat uh weezer albums
so how do you think Red Bar looks?
By the way, Red Bar was the dude who technically did everything.
This nigga started the internet radio show in, like, 1990.
Oh, he was at first.
And shit.
He's just, um... well, like I said before,
we're going to have to go
with DEFCON 3.
DEFCON 3.
Why DEFCON 3, by the way?
Like,
alright, this fucked up.
He said anything
About DEFCON 3
You have to use
And then DEFCON 1
Is kind of in the middle
What is DEFCON 3
By the way
What is DEFCON 3
I think DEFCON 3
Is like You pat them Extra hard At the airport Or something It is DEFCON 3. I think DEFCON 3 is like
you pat them extra hard at the airport or something.
DEFCON 3 isn't like we're nuking now.
The 3 thing is still fucking me up.
Tristan.
Better say sorry.
These people are fucking psycho.
So why did we bring up Kate McCoochie
in the lotion video from that Netflix show?
Because you were talking about people
thinking the TV is talking to them.
Yes, thinking the TV.
This is really, I'm experiencing this.
I'm going through an era.
And you got to remember, I'm a host.
And I'm getting messages and wacky emails from like schizos all the time.
Telling me what, and pages and pages of fan writings about what is going on with me and how close they are with me.
You know, it's really spooky.
I feel like I should share that with people.
Imagine if something like that was happening with you.
And this is happening with me.
Many men
write me very long, very
scary emails. Some of them might be
jokes. Some of them are
just scary and
scares. And I thought
that is something that I should share with you.
And just remember
I open up a laptop or a phone,
I'll feel.
Jules, how many shows?
Obsessed with Taylor Swift right now, by the way.
Obsessed because of her.
She's a huge fan of Taylor Swift.
She got me into Taylor Swift.
I got two questions about Taylor Swift.
She got me into Taylor Swift. I got two questions about Taylor Swift. Who got you into Taylor Swift? She got me into Taylor Swift.
And now I'm actually obsessed.
Every minute of my life has a different one of her eras in my ear.
And the amount of money I've spent on Taylor Swift now is almost more than Kanye West.
I have a question to our conservator listeners.
And yes, most of our listeners are conservatives.
And I have a question for them
do conservatives still listen secretly to taylor swift so taylor swift's tour is coming out it's a
stadium tour do you know what that means it's in football fields jules how many shows is she doing
in a football field like 50 50. 50 different football fields.
So I go, okay,
that's a lot of fucking people.
And they have the floor.
So usually during the football
game, you get all those black
people
running around on the park.
I'm going to be standing on front row.
Shit. I'm like the peter griff
did you see this show me the peter griffin uh scene about please i'm telling you this will be
a hit didn't you already play this on the show before i swear then it's a hit so you're gonna
be standing on the floor of this thing and 50 football fields is okay Okay, so when I think about Taylor Swift, I think about all her country-esque shit,
and then I think about, like, Claire.
Who's the American Idol girl that goes,
He better not know I scratched his car.
Carrie Underwood.
Carrie Underwood.
And then I think about how the white trash, redneck,
and then the upgraded versions of those people, of course,
conservatives.
So it goes hillbilly, redneck, white trap.
I don't want to end this clip, but I have to.
Being black in a black community,
I want to stop hearing rap is the number one culture in everything.
Apparently, nobody can sell anything in rap like Taylor Swift, so this many, this pop singer and rock singer and country.
I keep being told rap is a number one genre, but none of them sell any albums.
Is it really?
It used to be.
Then it goes to Republican, then finally conservative is the top guy and then alt-right of course is over the conservative and he is the leader of the whole
world that's how i judge them and then i go okay but all these hillbillies and reddocks they love
taylor swift but taylor Swift actually hasn't gone on tour
for quite some time.
Like how many years has it been since she went on tour?
Like five.
Five.
And now she's doing stadiums.
And now like conservatives hate libs.
Now Taylor Swift is a full on lib,
but I truly believe that like most of Taylor's audience
is like this conservative Carrie Underwood
kind of country audience, right right how does that work out I've never really heard anybody talk about it
before our concern so here's my question to our conservators are the conservatives secretly
listening to Taylor Swift and just ignoring all the gay pride and all the lib stuff that she's
about and just are they going to go to
the concerts are these concerts going to be empty and taylor's going to learn the hard way this year
seeing that everybody is oh yes yeah they're all that because we're not the conservatives
by the way none of those on anything
more divided than ever i There's no fucking way.
I don't know.
Everybody's trying to get tickets. That's what I want to know.
Okay.
So I've got a lot of cool Taylor Swift stuff coming for you.
Whoa, and just randomly in the chat, a guy went,
Tavlo.
I'm obsessed with Tavlo lately now.
Oh, because that was just a remix that was playing for one second.
Can you do this with me?
Rolling with the homies.
I love that in Clueless.
She knocks.
The public has started turning on an influx of crowd work.
The whole time I didn't care.
I was like, whatever.
A 92-year-old bitch died.
Who cares what she did to India?
I'm over it.
I'm not over it anymore.
I mean, the audience just loves it.
Fuck that bitch.
Ha. You get those jokes, don't you? I'm not over it anymore. I mean, the audience just love it. Fuck that bitch! Ha!
You get those jokes, don't you?
You don't have a hard time understanding that?
Fucking stupid inbred bitch, fuck you!
I hate this bitch now, and it's your fault.
I wish we could dump more tea in a fucking hurricane right now.
Tea party part two. In a fucking hurricane right now. Tea Party Part 2.
In a much less significant state.
I swear to God, dude.
I swear to God, if I had a fucking glove, I'd slap you like that with that shit.
Challenge you to a duel.
Imagine if we said we would slap Will Smith, what they would say.
Robin Tran says...
Robin Tran!
It's because the public has started turning
on an influx
of crowd work videos.
It's been happening
because Steve Hofstetter
put out a bunch.
Steve Hofstetter.
TikTok mocks stand up
a lot and mocks heckler videos.
Those stand up.
This is why stand up comedy
which will not exist
in the future
is a way of horror comedy.
Akash got so bothered by that guy.
I understand both points of view.
Akash and that guy.
I was that guy at Irish Reveal Show.
Irish Reveal Studio, I saw it.
They put me at a table. I wanted to be there, I was not laughing.
I already did a lot of dude crowd work against me of course.
Can't even talk to you anymore, I dare you to do it against me, but I don't know what it was. I would have been the guy at a cinema show going,
I'm gonna sing a comedy.
But I got one thing to do.
If you sing a comedy going forward,
isn't the way to go forward.
It is.
There are all kinds of shows today that are really podcast.
They're just just all fun.
I couldn't get that bothered by a dude not heckling me.
Not bothering me.
I'm thinking, what do you think is not laughing?
I don't know why. I don't know. There's always nobodies.
And it...
That dude said to him like,
I'm the Prime Minister
of fucking Australia.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, shit.
Well, I'll hang on that, but...
It bothered me so much.
That one guy that laughed. He was right in your fucking face. It bothered me so much.
That one guy that laughed.
He was right in your fucking face.
And that was the ultimate odd thing.
The easiest thing to do is... Oh, man.
Inside the tent.
Oh, man.
I need to get inside the tent.
And crowd work really has never been worse.
It really is. And I used to allow crowd work really has never been worse. It really is.
And I used to allow crowd work at my club.
Andrew Schultz got married.
And I was a crowd singer.
And he got married.
He had Marty DeRosa.
The chicks don't want you to fuck other chicks.
Crowd work king.
He would host all the time, and he would do crowd work.
He was great.
But now I finally see why all comics say crowd work is the crappiest stuff in the world.
It really is, unless it's me doing it, of course.
But it really is.
It really is a waste of our ticket money.
And the amount of these tickets, I mean, you could see Bruce Springsteen for some of these prices.
You know, Joe Rogan's charging
$200 a seat
for this stuff. Imagine you just gotta sit through some
assholes crowd work.
What kind of shoes are those?
Yeah they look like
hillbilly shoes.
And can you even see
the guy that they're talking about
90% of the time? No half the time you can't
even in the audience you can't. So you're just taking the comic's word for it
that what he's saying is funny.
To me, when they start doing this,
it just shows nervousness.
It just shows that they're insecure.
They've got a problem.
They don't feel funny enough to do it tonight,
so they're going to find somebody to pick on and blame.
Let's watch some more of Akash.
We'll finish up this video,
and then we're going to talk for four or five more hours about Akash while the feed goes in and out.
Fucking Hamilton out here.
I don't know what the fuck I was talking about.
I blacked out for a second, to be honest with you.
I feel so good, though.
I feel so much better about everything.
Hawk the Queen.
You goofy inbred bitch
That killed Diana
Fuck you
Do you feel bad for this Diana killing ass bitch
Really
Miss you seem very sweet
I don't want you to feel bad about yourself
But do you really feel bad
She's getting a laugh
This has got to go on IG
This has got to go on the talk
Imagine that
Imagine making a fucking video
and posting it online and at the beginning imagine that shit didn't he go this is too mean i don't
know if i should post it yeah this is too mean and it was just him saying that i'll post it i don't
know if it's too mean it's just him saying fuck the queen what people have been saying on twitter
and again exactly there you go i can't believe I'm not going to get...
Canceled for this one.
You are canceled for this one.
On the Bill v. Bill podcast,
my new favorite show, I might rewatch it.
Bill Burr, Bill Maher, this was amazing.
I've seen it more than
Midsommar.
Maybe we should rewatch it and bring the best codes for next week.
We should. I loved this duo. Bill Maher and Bill Burr were together.
Bill Burr is like everywhere. I mean, Bill Maher is everywhere now.
But on that, Bill Maher was...
My Bill Maher.
My stand-up special, Adulting. I'm surprised that I didn't get canceled for that.
Yeah, he said...
It's like, well, you didn't say yeah he said it's like these guys don't know
what cancelled is I just got cancelled
live on the show for saying this guy's
wife
they are very worried
and they don't seem
to really know the policies
of the woke or what they care about
no they don't have any idea what's actually
going to get them cancelled
no they don't really understand idea what's actually going to get them canceled. No, they don't really understand
the concept of the woke mind.
Kill an ass bitch.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you just come sit here for five minutes?
Just look at this guy.
Can you see him from here?
This is audience harassment.
You don't see the shitty part is right here.
You paid for this shit, I bet.
He wouldn't do this if he paid.
Remember what I said about being disrespectful?
Fuck all of it.
Out the window.
Respect is given when respect is taken
or whatever the fuck it is.
Reciprocity is the word I'm goddamn looking for.
I don't like that.
I'm not here to sound like motherfucking
suffering succotash out here.
Ooh, I don't like that.
I'm not here talking like Daffy Duck.
I'm so upset.
I don't like that.
I just don't get it.
He doesn't. Sorry, it's not some fucking dry-ass BBC sitcom. I don't like that. Wow. I used to tell people I wanted to move to London. I changed my mind just now.
I love London.
You can't be from London.
Where are you from?
I don't even give a fuck.
I'm asking, I'm like, here.
I'm going to call Chef's Mac because our cash knows that nigga's dick is bigger than his.
I'm sorry I ruined your night, truly.
I'll never feel bad for you in my life.
What's the worst thing you've ever said? That was the worst thing I said? I bad for you in my life.
That was the worst thing I said?
I feel like I did okay then.
How about this? I wish the queen was Hindu so I could watch that bitch burn to death.
How about that?
Take that dead body and light it on fire
like a fucking...
Now, why are you so heated?
I do not laughing.
I had.
I'm that dude.
Now, I mean, because I was on the YouTube channel.
I'm kind of.
That faggotry
of I'm on stage
and the nobodies are laughing at me
and I suck it in right
I made the masses of
McDonald's and Burger King
and
lesson interview workers
laugh at the joke I said
I hate that shit King and laughing at the joke I said. Ugh.
Ugh.
I hate that shit.
Ugh.
Stop shitting.
You did the dream.
You did a great podcast
that made money.
You made it on the internet.
Stop. You're not great stand-up comed money. You made it on the internet. Stop. You're not
great stand-up comedians.
Get over it.
And that's the thing. Akash
fucked up.
Um,
you're in a great podcast.
You made great money from it.
I like your poo shit, but, um, you don't make your real money from it.
You make your money through podcasts.
I get it.
I don't know.
They're all married.
We're married, but,, I mean, Chicago tonight,
I ain't got no new hoody.
I could do that too, but I don't think,
you advise yourselves that way to do that, oddly.
But it's not through stand-up comedy, it's through podcasting.
Know where you make your bread and butter
and do your bread and butter.
I give you niggas excuses
because the niggas before us made it.
They did stand-up.
Or they, all you were-up shows suck and everything?
Andrew Schultz is mad, but,
of course Andrew Schultz isn't married.
He's on the road.
The most selfish thing
a successful dude could do is make it
and then go on the road.
Joe Rogan is the worst father
ever.
Um
cause I saw Joe Rogan
call on a clip
some dude hate about
being around kids all the time
and bothering
he's not a good father
yeah he didn't get to fucking fly to Vegas
and not to deal with his family or kids
for most of the time
these niggas are
delusional
they don't deal with their family
they fuck extra bitches
they're in the house
once or twice a week and their bitches are down. Not together, but whatever. It's a delusional lifestyle she will live. No other lifestyle or business, New Yorker Job, does this though.
But yeah, the lifestyle though, to be on the stage is the easiest thing in the world to do. To go on a stage and make nobody go
ha ha ha. Who paid to go ha ha ha? We want to go ha ha ha. Easiest thing ever. I'm not
trying to shit on their stand up community ability, but it's the easiest thing to do. By the way, everyone's shitting on her right now.
Has no specials, or has specials,
or anything like that.
They're not great comedians,
nor will be great comedians.
Like, Akash Singh.
I like the, I did like his special
I did like
his special
fuck you
that poo shit
that was a great special
when you drop this
it's like
I'm mad at this guy
for not laughing
who cares
I'm the for it.
So I shouldn't waste any time.
That cost about 50 cents.
Watch this.
One dollar gone.
That's how free speech...
I mean, do you think Josh Denny would stream
if it wasn't absolutely 100% free?
Oh, no.
So we are paying.
We are paying dearly right now to stream.
So finally, we're real free speechers. Okay, we've got
a great show. We're doing
Akash. He's not going to stop us.
Akash was
destroyed, dismantled
by every
little nook and cranny of the internet.
This was weird. You said you saw this on Reddits that
never cover comedy. This made it to...
The first place that I saw it was the public
freakout Reddit.
Public freakout.
And they were like, look at this loser comedian.
And I was like, that sounds like something I'd be into.
By the way, Akash technically flipped out on a faggot British dude.
Well, let's bring down what Kosh did. His entire video was,
in America, some white dude
bought his faggot British boyfriend
and his faggot British boyfriend
wasn't into Kosh's comedy
and he had to have a complete meltdown
on the ark.
His crowd work.
Or something.
So Akash's
Meltdown was
some faggot Brit.
Being American, what do I...
Is that extra gay?
I know there are gay people, but
if you're gay and fucking a British dude
and your dicks aren't even circumcised,
that's some extra other shit, but...
All cops looked out because I'm a faggot,
balls of the powder, or I'm a powder white dude, again he thought this was gonna thrill the public the public fucking hate it
they hate akash they're on his every word now they're not gonna let him get away with
this got posted everywhere yes um here imagine the heckler yelp review of the night host ranning
the queen and this is his own comments even saying i think the heckler won this one 11k likes
the heckler won this one uh not gonna lie the heckler kind of one seems like he said no more than
six words and this was the outcome so everybody really loved this here I want
to get a screenshot of that heckler because I want to teach our Red Bar Rich
members
yeah yeah
give me a good one
give me a good one of that man
come on
fuck this guy he deserved it
I don't know if we put this out because it's so mean
give me a heckler hold on
it's fun to be honest with you
I was just more polite than just getting up and walking outler. It's fun, to be honest with you. I had a good time. How is this more polite than just
getting up and walking out?
Guy thinks he's funnier than me.
Fucking Brits, dude.
Okay, this is
the face
of Red Bower Rich.
Go to a show,
sit in the front row, and just go like this.
That can't be illegal.
I can't be shooed for that.
They hate that more than anything.
So now we see this is really what the comedian hates.
You know, we've known that for years.
It's now, you know, proven. And I hung out with R.C. Pierre.
I don't know.
R.C. was really creative.
I heard he was great.
And the audience, the people. take your side because all you were doing is just being you.
You know, you just weren't enjoying it.
I think that's great.
Then you could never be blamed.
Yes.
So let's show this Glassman.
Last week on the show scars club episode big scars club
episode we showed a clip um a listener sent in where he went he paid for vip tickets to rick
glassman's very funny.
I mean, not on purpose.
They bring out the worst in each other.
What do they say now?
I'm not giving any flowers to Eric Griffin, but very funny for me.
Because of how stupid he is, of course.
Because of how stupid he is.
Eric Griffin is so stupid.
And Rick Glassman is such a selfish little asshole.
So Rick Glassman held the show.
And this was so funny.
We learned this because he finally posted what our listener was at.
So last week when we showed the listener's tape of him heckling Glassman,
we didn't know what it was for.
But now we know what it's for.
Glassman put out the tape.
So this is what Glassman aimed to do.
Two nights, Friday and Saturday night,
you're going to get a live podcast,
and then right after that, a live stand-up show.
So you've got to sit four or five hours like this,
watching Rick Glassman bomb.
The poor spy.
I mean, the poor spy. I can't believe what this spy went through. So I want to revisit this. Watching Rick Glassman bomb. The poor spy. I mean, the poor spy.
I can't believe what this spy went through.
So I want to revisit this.
The spy yelled out, Red Bar is watching.
He was escorted out immediately.
Rick actually goes, uh-uh-uh.
Security, security, uh-uh.
Bombed it out.
So we're watching this live podcast, Ape, and hoping that we see this guy. So the episode that Rick put out
is not the stand-up portion
in which the listener of ours hackled.
So we don't have that,
but we got one glimpse
of our listener on screen
wearing the Red Bar Scars Club shirt.
And what was so interesting about this
is that the guy didn't show up
till almost the last five minutes of the episode.
So we were watching the whole episode looking for our guy, the heckler,
that showed us the tape that he made yelling.
And we can't find him.
And then at the very end, there's a quick glimpse of him.
But I go, whoa, that's kind of weird.
We got so many audience shots during this podcast we're going to show you.
And we never saw the. I think we need to spell that wrong.
I'm going to do it again.
That's all I'm going to do.
I'm going to do it again.
My theory is Rick told his editor,
make sure that guy's completely edited.
Aminocomplex complexes uh 30 milligrams of uh protein i feel fucked up in a great way though i feel fucking cool i'm having a great time
same Ooh, I'm having a great time. Same.
That thing, another great time.
Yeah. I'm telling you right now.
Well, damn it, I should.
Yeah!
I don't know.
I'm telling her everything and everything.
I'm going to bail on your shit, I thought.
Watch the real one thing, all right? Nobody you know.
Okay.
I'm like, what?
I'm going to tell you.
Okay.
I can't wait.
Bated breath.
I can see.
What's happening?
You're making me nervous.
Have a little of this. Calm down.
No, no, no.
What do you think?
I'm going to say something terrible?
No, no.
Have I said anything terrible?
No, not yet.
I'm so thrilled you're here.
I'm thrilled to be here.
This is fun.
Yes, exactly.
I was telling somebody who was sitting in there last week,
like, people like us.
She's sober, Bill.
You know, we're workaholics, basically.
We like work.
It's fulfilling.
Yeah.
And so, like, when do we get to know people? Okay, yeah, yeah, work it's fulfilling yeah and so like when do we get
to know people okay yeah yeah okay yeah yeah so she's like oh okay this guy's fucking weird now
he's smoking and by the way she's just like in her mind you can't just smoke a fucking joint and be
normal like in her mind oh he's fucking on drugs she's psycho now you know like
that's how a lot of people think of it you know a lot of old grannies think that way when you
smoke weed all the time usually it's because you hang out with people who smoke weed too
and everybody's high but there can't just be one guy who smoked a mega huge blunt and the other person is completely sober.
And he's drinking. He's drinking.
And he doesn't come through.
I mean, he messes it up every time by acting subnormal.
All right, look at this next one, 3120.
We can skip that one, I think.
Okay, that I just put in a because of a huge property thing. Did you want that? We can skip that one, I think. Okay.
That I just put in a because of a huge property thing.
Did you want that?
No, that's okay.
But we learned Club Random is on a huge property. Yeah, so we're starting to get clues.
It's really funny because every time somebody talks about the location of claw brand please tell me this fucking picture is fake please tell me
bad barbie or whatever her name is to cash me outside girl. She did not make
herself black, did she?
Please tell me this is a fake
picture. Because if
this is real,
you don't
have to have PayPal to donate
to PayPal.
Please
tell me this isn't real.
Because if it is real,
not Israel, but
Israel,
then, uh,
she was blacked.
Yes. I wish she
was blacked. Fortunately, she makes too much money to get blacked? Yes. I wish she was blacked.
Fortunately, she makes too much money to get blacked.
Nothing better than blacked porn.
Because I got to pretend it's my pee-pee when I watch porn.
So I watch blacked.
Post one picture and then never do it ever again.
They give it a dollar super sticker, by the way.
But is this real or not?
Exactly, Mike.
I got a BBC.
And I ain't British but uh
did she really do this
cause if she did she's gonna
usher in the new debate
which lefties don't wanna have
the transracial debate
in which
if they do
and if she really did this I want to battle every lefty now because
every lefty is going to be against it but you get to bring up how well you can't be against this but
for transgenders because you weirdos think race like gender is a social construct so
i'm just wondering that's real so I get
to have those debates.
Mike is contentious.
I am a black man
with a huge black penis.
Let's deal with it.
I need better internet.
Why?
What's happening?
Why do I have three things happening here?
Why are frames dropping?
It makes no sense.
Blackface. That's racial appropriation what she's doing
no
if that bitch
went through the process
of making herself
black well it's just like a tranny
like making
himself or her.
Women have been
oppressed. You can identify
as everything, remember?
Please let this be real.
I'm not on
the Wi-Fi. I'm plugged in.
I don't know.
God knows how
forces behind the scenes
might be trying to sabotage me.
Who knows?
But yeah, I was just checking out that picture
for a second.
It's on Twitter.
I don't know if it was real or not.
Brendan Schaub.
Wow, though.
Why does it keep dropping?
What the fuck was that?
But, uh, yeah.
By the way, I think I need a new wire or two.
Which I'm gonna cop one tomorrow.
But yeah, your boy, Shab.
Disturbing clip.
Is 9pm the new start time?
No.
Thank you for the five bucks.
Well, thank you.
Mike?
Liz Schaub episode.
I'm going to play it through once.
It's very quick.
And then I'll comment on it when I play it through the second time.
What is up, fam?
It is Monday morning, 9 o'clock a.m.
on this beautiful crisp Calabasas morning.
How's everybody doing?
Great.
All right.
9 o'clock in the morning on Monday on a Crist. Ruth Crist.
Monday.
And he's drinking.
What is up, fam?
It is Monday morning, 9 o'clock a.m.
On this beautiful Crist.
Calabasas morning.
How's everybody doing?
He's drinking liquor.
On 9 a.m. on a Monday.
Whoa, dude.m. on a Monday whoa whoa
update I've updated it 50 times now I'm not good doing a whole restock of windows fuck that 9 o'clock in the morning
I can never imagine
I was never a day
drinker never mind
I've never drank it in the morning
I think the earliest I made it
I might have drunk during the day
was that
like a barbecue maybe at like
4 o'clock in the afternoon?
I was fucking done by 6.
Or something.
He's drinking at 9.
He woke up drinking.
9 a.m. Monday.
And did a show.
He knows it's over.
It's over. It's
done.
He's following my...
I don't drink in the morning, it's my guy.
Nor today.
That's fucking...
That's whoa shit.
Nigga.
Like Kumia.
Is kind of like a day drinker.
But I don't think Kumia.
Even him has drink.
At nine o'clock in the fucking morning.
On a Monday.
Like.
When you wake up.
On Monday morning. And you grab a drink, whoa.
I think you're, that's some other world shit right there.
He'll be drinking my whiskey soon.
Yeah. Yeah. How are you able to play clips from his show?
Do you get Sarah and Clint links before it trips copyright?
I delete my live streams.
So, just watch his show.
More frames dropped?
Why?
Ugh, whatever.
Upgrade my studio
never
used to day drink
never got into day drinking
could never imagine it
even when I went camping
I think camping is just an excuse to drink beer imagine it. Even when I'm at camping,
I think camping is just an excuse to drink beer
at 11
o'clock in the morning and throughout the day.
That's what I think camping is.
But even when I've gone
camping, I never
day drink. No.
Ugh.
Who drinks when the sun is out?
It's odd.
I ain't fat.
A couple times in high school.
And we're talking about day drinking he's drinking at fucking
9am on a Monday
that's not even
I woke up
and fixed a drink
that's some other shit
I woke
that's even different than day
it's the new stream
I guess like
why I couldn't connect
or kept my stream going
new technology
problem
fucking yay
shouldn't be
fucking gay but
ugh I don't know I'm really fucking gay but ugh
I don't know
I'm just
watching Zero
alright
dummy
Jesus
but yeah
unplug my router
plug it back in
there's never an internet problem
I just think it's
honestly
a restream
or a streamlabs problem.
As usual.
What I'm thinking, but
whatever, like, I give a fuck.
Because I got places to go.
I got people to see.
The penitentiary
ain't no place for me.
Time for a new computer.
No.
Streamlabs is a Chinese company.
Is it really called StreamRabs?
And we've been calling it StreamLabs because it's Chinese?
Has it really been StreamRabs?
I didn't know that.
Oh my god.
The more you know.
Do do do do do.
Now the remote goes over.
Why would the Kumia guys get cancelled?
Oh yeah. I have to into kumia's rant so he's facing
kind of what his brother faced but very different
hit it to the cause uh welcome welcome back what a weekend. Our show was had plans for the weekend.
The city, comedy clubs, UFC, Joe Rogan,
all the fun stuff that Anthony does.
So I'm sorry.
I could not, you know you know oh it was quite a
balancing act wrong
cock-a-mole
I'm kidding
like I understand
you know some people
between
the likes of Gavin McInnes
Josh Denny
Chrissy Mayer
Gina
Chrissy Mayer, Gina, Chrissy Mayer.
Yeah, I think people probably go, oh, fuck.
I wanted to see Anthony.
Well, don't be mad at Anthony.
And don't be mad at my good friend Joe Rogan.
Be mad at the idiot club owners that decide to fold at the first hint that someone says something and this is going to happen.
There's going to be violence.
You know what happened at the original club in Rutherford?
Nothing.
There were cops all over the parking lot.
No one else was there.
We could have done the show and it wouldn't have been a fucking problem.
But no. No. was there we could have done the show and it wouldn't have been a fucking problem but no no they had a fucking oh we're scared and they give right into these douchebags that do this
to get that reaction and uh they get it they don't even have to do anything what a lazy way to be douchebags and tyrants and fucking communists and assholes.
You say you're going to do something and then everyone else does the work for you.
Everyone else.
You don't even have to show up.
Oh, I'm in Seattle.
I'll just say I'll be there and there'll be violence.
Oh, we'll close.
Fuck them.
Fuck this.
Close the place.
Get the cops.
Disavow. Disavow.
And then they just sit there and go
what happened?
They closed. Gigs off.
Because they're assholes.
Now people used to get
his brother's gigs
canceled on the
old ONA subreddit
which I thought was kind of
dumb and gay.
I laughed at it.
Now they're doing it cool, you know?
And they don't realize they're doing damage, damage to everything,
including your own fucking business.
That club in Rutherford could have made money that night.
Could have made money.
Good money.
And instead they had a parking lot full of cops
and nothing else going on.
Assholes, Garrett.
Assholes, I tell you.
Thank you, sir.
The fucked up thing is it just keeps happening.
Like it just, no one learns from it no one learns from it and
goes hey hey I don't think anyone's gonna show up and commit violence and it's a message board
it's a fucking message board of people that aren't going to do anything and you motherfuckers fold every time you fucking cocksucker faggot club owners fold
every goddamn time if i may slam my glass down i think larry beggars
coming up in a little bit he said i want to come on your show and i'm like hey you're black is besides me. Who is it besides me?
Coming up in a little bit.
He said, I want to come on your show.
And I'm like, hey, you're black.
Of course you can.
I need all the diversity I can get here while I do this.
By the way, also,
just got a message over the weekend
that I have a meeting Tuesday.
New book.
New book is being done.
Yep.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
New book.
The first book.
Fuck.
Hold on.
All right.
Hold on. Alright. Hold on.
I need a new book.
Oh no.
A new Kuna book.
The first book bombed.
Yes, I know that shit keeps restarting.
I can't handle it.
Shot and tell me is coming behind this new block in my internet runaway.
Which is happening right now.
By the way, the show is fucked up.
Because it's Dez. She's been doing something like
She keeps blocking my internet.
And this is what is happening.
And I'm really f***ed up.
Only thing I know is she's mad at me.
Cause she keeps blocking it.
And that is what's happening.
There are all possibilities.
What am I even saying? walking, that is what's happening. It's not a possibility.
We're in the same room.
We're in the same, oh yeah, damn,
she's mad at me for my sake.
She's like, fuck her.
I'm in the same room.
That's the reason why she hates me on this talk. I don't know if it's true. It's definitely not a lie.
She likes me, I thought.
She was, I tried to figure out,
I watched the show Manifest and Ben.
They were calling, calling my wife.
They're calling her a rock star. Call me on the road trip. Oh yeah, I know what I'm doing.
I'm going to hit that hot spot.
Don't know what the fuck is going to happen.
Yeah, that's going to happen.
I'm going to hit that car even more.
Uh-oh, Yeah, cool.
That's fine.
I'm going to drop the game.
Yeah.
That's fine.
My publisher wants another book out of me.
I'm so happy about that.
I just got to figure out what it should be about.
I'm thinking of something with, you know,
obviously with all the shit going on these days,
some type of how you kind of try to survive
doing what I do in this environment
of PC nonsense and wokeness and cancellation.
And yeah, I think that could be pretty good.
Or a whole book of my old man.
Maybe I'll just write a book of my old man.
I think I'll do the other thing though.
So I'm very excited about that.
It's the first we're actually even mentioning it here on the show.
But, yeah, got that going on.
So very excited.
Things are happening.
I like that.
I like when things are happening.
Jimmy.
Jimmy showed up a couple of times on the UFC TV feed.
It was funny.
They had a bunch of people.
They were showing all these other fighters.
So it's all these fucking guys in the crowd.
And then right behind one of them, you see Jimmy.
That's not one of them.
Who's that little faggot?
Faggot, faggot, faggot.
Jimmy Nye's fag.aggot faggot Jimmy Norton
faggot
so that was
that was fun and then I went to
the cellar I haven't been to the comedy cellar in a long
time I used to go there all the time
when Jimmy would tape
a chip upstairs
so I went down there and
saw
DeRosa for like
he got off stage he goes yeah I'm upstairs and I went down there and saw DeRosa for, like, he got off stage.
He goes, yeah, I'm upstairs.
And I went upstairs.
Yeah, and he left.
So fuck Joe DeRosa.
I'm kidding.
Now everyone's going to go, DeRosa, did you hear Anthony said fuck DeRosa on a show?
It was so good.
DeRosa's new set, really fucking funny.
And then a couple other comics.
And then Ray Romano got got up he came in
and he dude the guy's fucking funny he has a great stand-up act and he looks good like he doesn't
look like an old version of ray romano he actually looks like a cool version of Ray Romano. He actually looks like a cool version
of Ray Romano.
He's done a couple of
HBO shows where he was kind of a
badass guy and he's got the
beard thing going and you're like
hey, that's not
goofy Ray Romano.
That's like
badass Ray Romano. And's like badass Ray Romano.
And he was. And he was funny.
That was cool.
Yeah, it was good to be back.
And then I was
hanging out at the bar area.
Jeffrey Ross. I was talking to jeffrey for a while
and uh todd barry i'm just name dropping now now i'm just fucking wham wham
just name dropping uh it was really fun because i like i, I hadn't been there in a while. So seeing all the people down there and it's just such a it's a great New York comedy club,
even though it's been commercialized to the point where, you know, it's been on TV shows.
And of course, Louie used it in his opener and whatnot.
It's still a like an old school type comedy club.
Small. It's crowded, it's crowded,
you don't know who's popping in.
Yeah, so I was really thrilled
to hang out at the cellar.
Wished, wished, wished instead
this whole weekend
I had just been able to go
Friday night to Ronkonkoma.
How did that go, by the way?
I saw Gino, but I don't know.
Gino said it went really well.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I kind of felt.
And Chrissy was so nice.
She's like, oh, we missed you.
Like, yeah, yeah, I missed you too.
No, I'm kidding.
I did.
Here he is, Larry Bayer.
Take a seat.
I don't know.
We'll send it out to you.
She, Chrissy Amir is, what she did after you she
Chrissy Amara is
she has all the connections
to be a huge
YouTuber and they're gonna stop her
her association to you
and that's a weird
question cause she got married to
what's his name Frank
um you're bigger than
cool yeah
well talk to her in the end or redo because eating and whatever yeah Frank We call it dating again or whatever. Yeah, Frank, my number one thing is
whatever connections you use through Kumiya
and you feel like he feels loyal.
Of course, I do.
Yeah, you think of them through Kumiya,
but he's knowing nothing.
Kumiya has a claymation face,
which is odd. Yeah yeah you and Chrissy rock it to the thing
you're doing your YouTube channel and your social channel. Nothing done wet spot show no one watches.
A wet spot watch me.
No one watches.
My friend, Larry.
Larry.
Larry.
Give me a Larry.
Larry.
Paisan.
Paisano.
Fucking Paisan.
Garrett, I just sent you two things.
Yo, listen. Uh-oh. People don't...
People don't thank you enough.
Rockin' my hat, man.
I was just thinkin' about that.
I know, that's what I was just sayin'. People don't thank you enough.
People don't thank you enough, and they're not...
And they're not specific.
I want a beer. I want a beer.
Get Larry a beer. We got a Colt 45 in there.
My Italian friends. We got a Colt 45 in there.
My Italian friend.
We got a Billy Dee Williams special. Orlando Calrissian loves Colt 45.
Do you remember the Billy Dee commercials?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Can you do one?
Can you do one?
What?
Where he'd be like, I don't really need anything. Ugh.
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Internet works fine.
I'm going to end it by the way.
Anyway, Internet is working fine.
Alright.
Um, another Shoe Lab thing where I'm going to end my Shoe Lab chat.
It wasn't my internet.
It was Shoe Lab shit.
And the fuck up was,
you can't end it,
even when you did end it,
and now it's like,
oh, you're doing it,
and there'll be 15 fucking seconds.
Well, whatever
We have things we can't take back I love this and this is so mysterious to me
so when I edited this
like
this piece
she's not on beat here so she's not on the rhythm until this one moment so
watch this but I keep it because it's just like curious. People assume that
these dancers are choreographed to the song they're not. They're dancing to a totally
different song. Watch this. Step, touch, step. step touch step so all this is she's offbeat Guillermo del Toro.
Pinocchio.
Okay, this is the second Pinocchio that came out,
and this was 17 hours ago.
Let's give it a shot.
I want to tell you a story.
That's Ewan McGregor.
That's Moulin Rouge. A voiceover of McGregor. That's Moulin Rouge.
A voiceover of Ewan McGregor is Moulin Rouge.
I think you know, but
you don't.
He's suppressing his
Scottish accent.
Over there! What is that? He's suppressing his Scottish accent. It's a trans boy.
It speaks! Oh, he's a liar.
So, wooden boys are boys?
Is that the new slogan?
People are sometimes afraid of things they don't know.
I don't understand.
That's a metaphor.
Okay, so what languages...
What are we doing here?
We have a Mexican director, and it's an Italian story,
and he's speaking in an English accent.
Ah, we have found him, our star.
Everyone shall love you and call your name Pinocchio.
Pinocchio!
I have something I'd like to give you.
It is a school book which belonged to a very special boy.
The boy you lost?
That's the story.
He lost a boy and he built a boy.
So he's like basically a taxidermist.
He's Norman Bates.
Papa!
Enough of this nonsense.
Hey, where are you going?
You tell him I love him.
This has to be the worst timing ever.
Why would they put this out right after Disney came out with Pinocchio
with Tom Hanks and all sorts of cool animation?
I mean, what are the odds?
And I won't be a burden anymore.
Hello?
He looks like Groot.
The wooden boy with the borrowed soul.
While you may have eternal life,
your loved ones, they do not.
You never know how long you have with someone
until they're gone.
The hell is that creature?
Is that the fairy godmother?
Wait, I can build a boy and then the boy will love me?
This is like Nambla?
What's going on here guide him to be good stop that don't hurt him anymore you may have no
strength but i control you
please bring him back to me Papa! Pinocchio!
Life is such a wonderful gift.
Ha ha ha!
What?
I don't know who that's for.
I mean, it's such a weird thing to put that much creative energy into in time.
I don't understand why that was needed to be made,
and especially if Disney's doing a remake of Pinocchio the same year.
Anyway, we go on to Whale, and that's Brendan Fraser. I don't know how much makeup is involved here in terms of a bodysuit,
because I think he's just fat,
and he's starring in a movie called
the whale but uh it's a minute long so this is going to be very not that revelatory but let's
find out what it is about a24 i think they do like artsy stuff so this is oscar bait here
square format brendan frazier from the mummy Square Forma Brendan Fraser from The Mummy
Why did they show us a hallway?
Sadie Sink, wait, that's the girl from
The Redhead from
Stranger Things
I think
I think
Hong Chao.
Oh, this movie stinks.
Brendan Fraser is a way better actor than doing that.
Sorry. I just saw this.
He's a way better actor
Brendan Fraser
wasn't having to get fat and retarded
no you're a good actor
when you're good looking
you ain't gonna get fat and retarded
doing this sorry
people are incapable
of not caring.
Yeah.
People are amazing.
Hmm.
What is going on? What the fuck is that movie about?
It's not on there.
Okay, so what do we know?
It's got to be profound.
And it's a fat dude.
It's called Whale.
And it deals with the water and tears and sadness.
But he's also overjoyed about the kindness of people.
And we have...
What's her face?
With some makeup on now.
And then he's got some oxygen
and he's not doing too well here,
but he takes to the water to heal
because he has a condition
and he goes and swims with the whales.
It's going to be something stupid like that,
I guarantee you.
I'm reserved in my optimism of that.
Marvel, Black Panther, I've already done a video on that.
I'm not really stoked about it.
I'd rather check out Avatar.
The Way of the Water, seven days ago.
32 million.
That is notable.
Let's see what they're doing.
With some sound.
Go ahead.
Yeah, the CGI is bullshit.
They don't even look wet.
Watch out for Black Mermaid's tail there.
Okay.
Got some sideways fish.
I like the vocals here. សូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្វាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបាូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្វាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបាូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ព I love you. Bye.