The Yewneek Pod - Return of the NEEK!!! BRENDAN SCHAUB still stinks!!

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

yewneek went to lockup!!! What happened? Is Dez still "around"? Kicking bad habits?!!! Brendan Schaub still stinks!!! Getting on the wagon!!!!

🎵 I have no idea. I can't even send out any links or anything. Damn. We'll just wait here and see. Why is my camera all crooked? Which way do I have to look to even look straight? Oh, this thing is weird.

Now, is the chat supposed to just pop up, or am I going to have to wait for people to actually chat? I have no idea. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I see a chat, what is up, oh wait, was that a test chat, I went to jail, yeah, I did, so Kyle, you are sober besides drinking, what

other stuff are you on, on nothing I know y'all thought I was doing what was it zannies or something no just alcohol why does the chat look all weird oh I'm gonna have to fix that in the next stream I really am looking good. Aren't I always? I mean, come on. It's not even a compliment. Why was I always nodding out? Oh, because I was drinking and I was dead tired and just trying to stay awake.

Plus, I was always a natural lightweight. So, yeah, I can grind hard. I plan on it going on misery loves company soon who me no Kevin Brennan is too much of a pussy to have me on did I kick the weed habit

well yeah I mean I can't smoke weed either, so, yeah, the physical withdrawals, I didn't even really have any, you gotta remember, I did,

what was it, fucking, two and a half months in jail, and fucking, yeah, I didn't even have any, do I have any shoelace dirt no man yeah man i went hard in the paint uh and i just had a terrible conversation with friggin well thank you for the $10 super chat Byron Allen

although the preferred way of donating is not PayPal it's um if you hit the description and I might be able to put in a chat I signed up for chime and I kind of need chime donations kind of gonna get some food because i haven't been dropping videos for three months and as you know today would have been payday but i'm not getting paid till march 21st and uh well shit i mean right now oh i can see the chat better thank you okay i had to hit the chat button all right thank god but um yeah so if you could hit that chime link in the description and uh send me some money that way that would really help a lot fucking uh terrible conversation she called me me and des are not together anymore and um she's fucking someone

i'm seeing someone kinda and she found that out so um yeah she kind of flipped out i me up and flipped out but whatever If I see some chime donations, I'll get more into that. But I want to mainly talk about how jail is like, you know. Kyle is single. And I must say, the ladies have been flocking to Kyle ever since he's been single. If she's with someone beers and cigars that's my point exactly

my fucking point exactly but I mean I'm actually not retarded and they can fuck you any gapes in jail no rape in jail is a big fucking do I got

Zelly or Venmo I got cash at it's a little dollar signed in Kyle Swindells my name although I have no way of getting that money off the thing I can't use PayPal because she has my PayPal card so I can't even use that that's why so just that chime thing is the only thing i got that i even got access to they would but they didn't want you yeah nigga the prison stories i got because you're gonna remember i was in fucking um intake right for two and a half months it's i, I did a year bid 15 years ago, but I was in minimum

and medium too, intake is like the worst place, because I was on, can you mail me some quarters, no, I was on fucking 20 hour a day lockdown, right, I feel healthy, i feel the healthiest i've ever been in like 20 years but 20 hour a day lockdown right so you're only out a lot out of your cell for two recs recreation time for two hours a day two times a day and they do it because i was on the top tier there's a bottom tier and a top tier. So you don't do it at the same time. So like top tier rack would be eight in the morning until 10. And then four to six.

And then the next day it would be 12 to two, then seven to nine. So in the rest of the time you just lock down in your cell. And I couldn't even buy a TV or anything because I didn't know how long I was doing. And I didn't want to spend any money because I had a feeling shit would end up just the way shit went down. You're pulling for me?

The last time I was literally just outside. I was literally just outside smoking. I don't even live at home anymore. No smoke detector beep. There's no way I've been listening to you talk about Brenda and I've been on his side. Everyone here needs to think, question themselves, including me. That's right.

You see a black man. Where's Des's hot mom? No, we're not back together. Oh, thank God. No more mother-in-law. They were driving me insane. I give you $10. I'll talk about Shuley in a second, that bald-headed

fuck. Although Shuley did give me a compliment, so I don't know how much I want to trash him, but another guy who, when he first started a YouTube channel, had me blocked on his Patreon right off the rip. But then did everything I said, so everything worked out for him. Health is wealth.

I go to four AA meetings a week now. Why was I in jail? Breaking a no contact order, technically. DCF showed up in my house with the police Even though Desiree wasn't there and said she didn't live there arrested me and took the kids so Who's more toxic me or her her 105 people in the chat. Yeah, I'm doing this all on my phone too but like i said uh if you really want to help me out hit the description and hit that chime link send me whatever you can through chime because i didn't fucking get paid this month because i've been locked up for three months so

i'm not going to get paid till march 21st a neighbor reported it. No. Des had pissed off an ABA worker and an ABA worker fucking called. Des really had nothing to do with it. Did I at least don't call Stunner Des? No.

Do I think Vafa caused this? No. No. No. No. I was doing a good kick in the ass. Honestly. but i mean dude prison my god all right there's a dude who i like became friends with who does like a stream but on like it's called buzzcast right and it's one of these shitty fucking things that just has bots and the thing but he's a funny fucking dude i want to do a stream with him and go through all the prison stories because he did some epic shit in prison yeah because like in intake especially they don't let you see like the doctor and you got like mad problems in there and you you got to put in slips and he put in like five

slips and they wouldn't let him see the doctor and they called us for chow and so we're all standing in front of ourselves and he goes well boys today i'm gonna throw myself on the ground and then they'll have to take me to medical we thought he was joking so we're sitting in chow after fucking eating then he drinks his milk and goes, wish me luck, and throws himself down. He goes, ah! Fuck it. All the guards ran over. They took him to medical and shit.

And he actually got the help he needed, though. How much money had the entire jail thing cost me? Over $7,000. See, i also fuck and so i should start shit shitting on jimmy nam can't find the jimmy nam um honestly i gotta be completely honest with you guys um the detoxing wasn't that bad you gotta remember you guys haven't seen me live stream even before i got locked up i really did was calming down on the drinking but i was still drinking every day it's just i was drinking a beer and like literally three shots i'd really just gotten into the weed and shit but but I really did have calmed down,

although I was still doing it every day, so I was physically fucking myself up that way, but yeah, so like, I didn't really go through any withdrawals or anything, what the fuck is the Gosnold Park cookout? Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you for the $4.99. Like I said, the preferred way of donating is in the description. Hit my Chime app. That's the only way I can get access to my money. I don't have access to my PayPal.

Another thing, because I was locked up, right? And I didn't get to make any videos. I got locked up, and I didn't get to make any videos so I got locked up what November 27th I missed December the best month to get paid but so I was locked up that entire time somehow I still made $700 in YouTube money over the amount of time I was locked up I I get out. I'm homeless, right? And I got nothing. But I'm like, at least I got that fucking $700.

I mean, that's fucking something, right? I go and check my account. It says negative 20. Des fucking spent every penny of that. She spent every fucking penny of that shit.

There are doctors who say it's not bad to drink every day as long as it's exactly one drink. I was doing a little bit more than that. But a little bit more than that. I got to keep it real. You can't get into your Chime account. I changed my number and I threw the card away. I had...

That's fine. That's fine, beers and things. Oh, that's not really Dez, I swear to God, and I, Dez, you can't, you really can't be in my stream, Dez, if that really is you, you really can't be here, so, the reason why I'm streaming is, I'm trying not to fucking relapse please don't come into my stream but um those doctors are also wrong if a doctor says a drink at night is good then he's an alcoholic it is her she's a mod oh god what is this girl doing to me what is she fucking doing to me? That wouldn't be the case, JV.

You loving to stream up here in Federal Hill? I was literally in Federal Hill yesterday. I was literally up there yesterday. Brenda's literally laughing his ass off. Why, it's satisfaction. You can have that little, you can take this little dub if you want. I mean, I'm still gonna shit on him. Dumbass moving to Texas just to be with Rogan,

and Rogan's gonna have him on even less. Why wouldn't Brendan Chopp move to Texas, by the way? He doesn't do fucking stand-up or anything. What up, Jake? You just tuning in? City College? I still got YouTube money coming. It's just not coming until March 21st.

Des spent all my fucking money. She spent it at Burger King. She still has my Xbox and my laptop, too. What changed my thinking about fully revealing my face? Well, this is a different kind of stream now, isn't it? I mean, this isn't really the character unique I do. Am I getting a fucking pimple here like I'm 15 or some shit? Ow.

Ow, ow. Did you spend all of my man 20 at burger king what happened to danny ross how the i have no idea i talked to him i want to say like a year and a half ago on twitter so we still answers to his twitter just who the fuck is trying to talk to danny ross other than me sup monk monty yeah you're gonna hit up pancakes house like i said though hit that Danny Ross, other than me. Sup, Monk Monty? Yeah, you're gonna hit up Pancake's house. Like I said, though, hit that um, chime link in the description. Try to donate anything. I need

anything. And that's the only access I have to any money is through that chime. But yeah, I just gotta grind videos every day. And you're gonna forget, I missed three months worth of shit. What happened? Nigga, I was playing Fortnite.

Cops came in. I got locked up three months later. I have no idea what's been going on. You should do a real podcast now. Same same topic but maybe get some good software i still got my laptop that i'm eventually gonna have to probably try and get from uh des what up nerdscape trump is turning himself into a king i miss nothing on war zone,

I assume so, me and fucking stuttering John, two heavy drinkers, jail or prison, it was intake, so still technically jail, but worse than prison, because like I said,

20 hour a day lockdown, whereas, like I did a year bid 15 years ago, like, and you go to minimum and medium, you get the all-day rec, you get the fucking, and intake, and with intake, you're in there with the worst people, because that's where all the people are who are being charged on trial for murder and shit so i there was some dudes who stabbed a guy in one socket i was handcuffed to them on the bus to court a couple of times um fucking oh i saw mad fights all over the fucking stupid payphone do which is hilarious to me how did you keep busy for 20 hours well the first month I was there my cellmate had a TV so I mainly just slept and watched TV but then a month in he left and then I

got my hand on a book that I reread like five times and that's all you can do. Stare at the wall. Talk to your cellmate. 20 hours a day. Cells. We were in cells. It was a bottom tier and a top tier because it wasn't prison.

It was still technically jails. Intake though. That was not segregated by race. There's no's no racism dude there was some dude there you can probably look him up online his last name was ryl ryle right he was in there for having sex with a dog he let a dog fuck him on like facebook live that's how he got caught and he was doing it like a year and a half and he had to register as a sex offender and that's how i found out sex offenders don't get good time and shit so um he was actually a pretty nice guy though a young gay dude but and that's why like i say prison rape don't exist there's like enough gay dudes

in there you want to fuck a dude you can go go fuck a dude. But yeah, him, that was fucking hilarious to me. But yeah, if you look up his name, his last name was R-Y-L. And he did it on Facebook Live. And he was in my mod. Was Jason Wildboy locked in with me? No. And a lot of Puerto Ricans in my goddamn mod. I only had dogs. Oh, man, the amount of fights. Like I said, all over the phones. Oh, shit was crazy.

Yeah, it was the ACI in Rhode Island. That's where I was locked up. I'm even more creepy than I sound? Shut up, Martinez. Your name's Abe. Red Bar is watching? You better be watching. I'm stunned Red Bar, nobody really talked

about how I was locked up while I was locked up. I guess I became inactive enough a little bit before to where, like, nobody wondered or anything. Did I ever work a legit job? Yeah, I was in the military.

Well, thank you, Andy Violin. Don't relapse. I'm trying not to. Like I said, four meetings a week. Although they're crappy meetings. There's only one good one, but I got to walk an hour.

But they got coffee, donuts, and cookies and shit. I didn't see his Kanye tweets. The way I'm unaware and hypocritical you are is honestly astounding and I feel bad. You just randomly get a no contact order. But he'd never get a no contact. Brendan wouldn't get a no contact order.

Maybe not. I don't know. I don't know how. I'm going to give you the Patrice O'Neill line. Just because I'm fucked up doesn't mean I don't get to discuss how you're fucked up. Me being fucked up doesn't and I'm innocent, damn it.

So, another thing. What was in the cup I used to drink? Vodka. Vodka. Yeah, I used to drink vodka. He's selling swastika shirts all across the... Go to the neo-Nazis.

Jesus. What was the charge? Well, I pled guilty to the domestic just because it was a misdemeanor. And that's kind of what my state is known for, our domestics and no contact orders. Like 70% of the people I was locked up with was locked up in the same shit I was.

I just pled guilty to that. Because I got new charges coming up. What was my go-to Taco Bell order? It depends because they changed the fucking thing so much. I would try to always get a steak quesadilla. If they got the fries, I'd get it. I'd over-order because my kids would steal it too. Am I still with my wife? No.

Am I still in the closet? No. I never was. Yeah. R-Y-L. I think that's what his last name was. He had shit on his ID, trying to cover it, but... Did I sometimes act extra drunk for engagement? No. I would do bits and shit though,

but act extra drunk? No. The pissing thing was a bit. I'm not a deeply causative gay man. How dare you? What was the first thing I ate when I got out of prison? Let me think about that.

I just had McDonald's the other night. I had Taco Bell, but the first thing I ate, some food at my aunt's house, to be honest with you. I live right near a Wendy's though, so I've had like a bunch of Wendy's and shit.

I don't get paid until March 21st. I haven't been able to eat out. So. I don't get paid until March 21st. I haven't been able to eat out. I technically haven't been charged yet. Well, me and Des technically haven't been charged yet, but we will be. Yeah, you're on the block, Chris Mack. Is it still on site with Shab?

God, yeah. Oh, Shab hates me. Am I going to stay in Rhode Island? I don't know. I honestly don't know. I'd say I wore out my welcome here kinda will I call in the red bar if he'll have

if he'll take my call am I in a new apartment yeah yeah I've had a rough day today so like I would just like yo let me stream get my mind off it or at least like talk about it I did a meeting today, though, so... Is it true I touched my peck while in jail? Nope, not a once. You're off booze, too?

Wrongly convicted? We believe anything on paper? You're lying. Well, I mean, there's some shit you just gotta booze too, wrongly convicted, we believe in you, no paper, you're lying, well, I mean, there's some shit you just gotta cop to, especially if it's just like a misdemeanor, you just cop to it and say fuck it, especially like, because you gotta remember, they also keep you in hell, I was in, like I said, 20 hour a day lockdown and intake. You'll basically jump at any deal after a long enough time just to say,

get the fuck, hey, if you plead guilty, you get to leave right now. Okay. I ain't Puerto Rican, I'm Cape Verdean, damn it. You look like a young, slightly gay Lana Richie. I'm 40, and he could trade like three honey buns for a solution, yo, that's really how the trades we going, no, did I trade anything, well, I only had $100, I only got, well, I had $40 on the phone, which was a waste, and $100 in my account,

and I only spent $40 over three months, mostly on cosmetic shit. I seen a fight over commissary, though. All I got was peanut butter and jelly and saltine crackers. That's all I ate. How did I get arrested? DCF showed up to my house with the cops. He's going to need a token black for his conservative radio show. I'll put in my application for Kumia. No, they didn't put me on lockdown. That's just where I was.

That's the rules and intake in the ACI 20 hour a day lockdown. I didn't fuck a dog. Somebody else did. What? Pay attention, people. But like I said, in the description, hit that chime chime at let me get some donations I gotta buy food food and cigarettes the only thing I still do now is smoke cigarettes

uh I don't think I'm ever going back to drinking now. I mean, just from health-wise. What, are they going to charge me in Desuet? Eh, if I get enough Chime donations, I'll fucking tell you. No, Bapa didn't do it for retaliation. They didn't find anything in the house. They just got me on a... Yeah, I was at the ACI. They just got me on a technical Yeah, I was at the ACI. They just got me on a technicality of not supposed to be there,

even though I technically was. And I still technically can go back. I can still technically go back and shit. You didn't hear shit and shit. Oh, the ACI is bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I had to do fucking three months there.

Well, basically three months. It was crazy, though. Like I said, I met a funny dude in there he also streams but on is Des seeing a white dude I would assume he's white I mean Des I mean what

not like she can get like a good guy or anything I now know what I look like you're damn right you do. I got a find already laying. Like in me all sober and shit. I didn't get into any fights, although I saw mad fights, like I said, over the phone. Who's yelling at me des yelled at me today because she found out like i've been hanging out with someone too someone i just kind of met so but it's like because she just kept using this thing

she kept contacting me but being like we can't chill because of a no contact order even though she's chilling with someone else so then I was like okay then I met someone else and

apparently it's a problem whatever I don't give a fuck, honestly. I've been hanging around Kalilah? Have I now? If I did leave Rhode Island, where would I go and don't say Mass? I don't know, my cousin's been making fucking Maine sound pretty good.

Although, shit internet, so. Like he says, you can't get good internet there, so I doubt Maine, but. I don't know, maybe Illinois? Women are always that way, they hate to see you happy. Yeah, it's just like, don't play games with me. Don't fucking call me and play games with me. Don't fucking call me and play games with me. The only time I ever feel like drinking

is when she hits me up and she's on some bullshit. Move to Austin? I am not moving to Texas, sir. I would triple the black population in Maine. I probably would. I am not going to Florida. I have probably quit. I am not going to Florida. I have lived in Florida before. Not going to happen.

What's up, dude? What up? I was in there, technically on a no contact order break. I'm not blaming anyone. I don't drink you weirdo. I look like blood in blood out. What the fuck does that mean? My caretaker? I don't get a caretaker I don't got a caretaker

have I been to Austin no yeah I talked to my mom today I did drop the soap and it was liquid soap but the sours are separated so that's fine. No.

Get on stage at the comedy month. Shh. No, no, Cracker Barrel, that's not what I do. But like I said, hit that fucking link in the description. Goddamn right, Ryan. you're goddamn right you're gonna have to make a new parody video Don A yes of course you are some afrosheem and a hot coat I mean inside what did it cost you like fucking I think some pop tarts and some fucking kool-aid to get your hair braided how cool was it that I was right about Rumble the entire time? Duh. I mean, like, who didn't see that coming?

I don't have AIDS. Like I said, I gotta get my laptop to do a way better one. You didn't know I could read? I want you back in the Brenda stuff. Hmm. hmm Marisha's still gay alright well like I said hit that description link

and donate through chime I'm gonna see if I got any chime donations and if I did I'll go back live in like two hours or something. Then we'll really get into it. Because now I got to end this stream and remove Dez as a fucking moderator.

I really can't believe she came in here. Like a dummy. But, um, am I black? Yes, I'm black. But like I said, hit that fucking, um, Chime donation in the description. I'm black but like I said hit that fucking um time donation in the description do a send what you can

cause you know I need it and I'll go live in like an hour or two and we'll really get into it alright Thanks for watching! oh that was so annoying and weird uh very bizarre that i had to have that app open but yeah let's get this live stream started it's what i do now. I'm just bored all day long.

Might as well live stream, talk about some shit. Wait till we see if we get anybody up in here. I don't know what it's used to me live streaming at this goddamn time of day. No people whatsoever.

And I can't even tweet out about it. Wait, hold on. Maybe I can't even tweet out about it. Wait, hold on. Maybe I can. If I can find my other phone, maybe. That would be helpful. Nope. I can't. Everyone's just going to have to watch when they watch. But yo, what is good? It is, what, noon?

What's up, Zach? Not, I'm just chilling. Chilling on a Saturday. Technically, afternoon, because it's 1230 now. So, I got no meetings until tomorrow, like I said, I have to get four meetings done a week, it's crazy, because you gotta, you gotta bring a little paper and get it signed and shit, so, but, it ain't nothing that's easy I still haven't even talked at a meeting yet though

I plan on it though I plan on talking soon eventually cause they do want you to like participate in shit so but I haven't yet I'm gonna talk about the Brendan Schaub lawsuit

if you don't know Brendan Schaub lawsuit. If you don't know, Brendan Schaub did sue me years ago at this point, which I'm still shocked it's been this long. Still stunned that I'm dealing with this lawsuit. Which is ridiculous

because it still hinders shit I can and can't talk about. You're not going to see my dong. It's not going to happen. Not possible. But yeah, I had no meetings today, so I figured I might as well just go live with it. Well, I love you too, Jade Jackson.

God, I hope you're a chick. I really hope you're a chick. Jade is like a chick's name, I think, right? How are y'all doing on a Saturday? The hell are yous doing watching me? It's 1230 in the afternoon on a Saturday you know what everyone get out

and go do something more productive you shouldn't be watching me it only works if you want to participate oh yeah you're a girl well then I take your compliment I take your compliment

but yeah so obviously I was locked up for like over two and a half months so I wasn't able to talk to the ghost lawyer as he's so infamously become known as. Everybody thinks it's podcast cringe. The Australian dude. I still think it's not him. Oh my God. Please don't do that algorithm. But everybody thinks it's him. I still don't think it's him.

But obviously one of the first things I had to do when I got out was hit him up and uh see what the status of the lawsuit was because as you know I won the lawsuit got the main channel back but we are still in um the appeal process and um Brendan Schaub lied on stream and said he had nothing to do with this whole appeal process thing, and then his lawyer made him sign a statement saying everything he said was a lie, and he completely is involved with the lawsuit still, so obviously being locked up for two and a half months, I was like, I wonder if that goddamn appeal

ever got finished while I was locked up. One would assume I was gone for that long, and it would. It didn't. What's up, Tuna? You love me now that I'm sober? Yeah, yeah. I hear that a lot, but do you really?

Oh, he did file that lawsuit. Cornette did. See, there's so much shit I got to catch up on. I didn't even know. I got a mustard on it, too, and mayonnaise, but I got to catch up on so much shit. I was in there, 20-hour-a-day lockdown, just staring at the wall, and it

would be one thing if like, you could keep up with shit, and be like, alright, I'm gonna talk about this shit, the second I get out, but you can't even do that, like I said, I read the same goddamn book like five times, and it was a long book it was fucking um that stephen king book the stand that's over like a thousand fucking pages long i had to read that shit like five different times because of course the second i start requesting books it's weird, you're not allowed to just go to the library because it's intake there, right? So what you got to do is get a paper and fill out what book you want,

but they don't got most of the books, so you're going to make 12 selections, and out of the 12, they'll fucking, hopefully you'll get a book. And the second I put in my sheet, the guy locked down the library and was like um 40 books didn't get returned so we're not giving out any more books and someone gave me that stephen king to stand book so i just had to read that like five times

in a row and then two days before i'm getting out the guy tells me oh we're opening back up the library and i'm like it was pointless for me to ask for a book, because even when you do that sheet thing, it's not like you're getting the book the next day, you're gonna get that book a week and a half later, after you put it in the slip, so, baby, can you dig your man, is he Is he a righteous man? I know that book from fucking front to cover now. Yeah, fucking Larry, motherfucker. Larry Underwood. Makes me think of Frank Underwood, though. Dez, what about her?

Dez still has a wrench. I took Dez's wrench away. So she can't have a wrench. And she better not be fucking in here. So, I took her wrench away though. That was like the first thing I did the second I got off stream. She's living it up at Burger King. More like Cracker King.

The end of her rule is over. Yes. Yes. Oh, by the way, I don't know. Is that going off in the chat? I doubt it. But in the description, I'm not doing,

I'm on Chime. Not the only way I can get money, but nobody'm on Chime. That's the only way I can get money, but nobody has fucking Chime, so I put in my Cash App link. So you could donate through Cash App. That would help me out a lot because I don't get paid until March 21st. Bro, I'm glad you're still doing well.

I'm clean from Oxycontin in 12 years and it was the best choice ever made. I'm glad you're doing well, my man. No problem. Have I been following the Destiny drama? That lawsuit because of the... He released the porn that he did with that chickers. Was it something like that?

I just heard about it. It's crazy having to catch up on shit from like two and a half months. And like I've been out. I got out February 6th. But I got out like that night because I took the deal. But of course,

and I still had bail, so my aunt had to pay my bail, right? But of course, they don't let you bail out right there. So they took me to court from the ACI my aunt paid the bail at like noon the second that she was able to and then they didn't let me leave until fucking eight o'clock at night they let me go down to the thing and sit in another holding cell until eight o'clock at night then they're like all right you can leave it i'm like damn i think i had my aunt to pick me up and shit or i would have been

fucked if i had to walk or take a bus i already answered with the first thing i ate when i got out was something at my aunt's house ethan ralph is involved with the aaron stilltoe guy and Nick Ricketta shit. I'm going to look at the Chicago Bulls symbol upside down. Is it alien reading? Is it a satanic bible? Is it? Damn.

I got the Bulls hat, the Bulls shirt. Fucking Jordan 1s. I had these fucking, these Jordan 1s I wore the entire time I was locked up so I don't even want to wear them now. And they like stink. Because I got arrested in bed and they didn't even let me put socks on and shit. People kept trying to buy these from me too the entire time I was in there. I was like, I don't need the goddamn commissary that much. Yeah, I did fucking over two and a half months on $100.

But I'm looking fresh. This is literally all i have literally all i have i'm rich no i am not like i said on march 21st when i get paid i'll be good but i made money the entire time i was in there it's just des spent all my goddamn money. So. I went three months. Without making videos.

Still somehow made $700. Came out to negative 20. In my goddamn PayPal account. So. Give me my laptop. She still does have my laptop but i'm assuming if i really wanted it she'd probably give that back who knows though but i can't really use it right now i still gotta figure out a way to use it am i in a halfway house no it's kind of all the way.

Bring back the do-rag. She has my do-rag and all my fitteds. And I asked her for my do-rag and my fitteds. And she's just like, oh, how do you even look for them? When she hit me up, I asked her for the shit. And I was like... Would I do a stream with Augusto Zinga yeah what that black British guy I love I watch his stream no I didn't get into any fights in prison Des did you dirty yes she did she probably has some white dude wearing his shit probably well because one of the first

things i do is i got the xbox app and i went on it and i was like who the fuck's been playing ninja gated and some weirdo shit she tried saying it was me i like bitch you don't play video games i like you don't play video games. I don't know, she called me drunk and admitted everything. You always get the truth eventually out of drunk, Des. Am I on parole? No. Some Asian is rocking a turkey. Can you imagine if it was like Jimmerdam or something?

That would be hilarious to me. That would be like the funniest thing ever. I mean, give it up for sobriety? Yeah. Yeah. That sucks to hear about that. What? that sucks to hear about that, what, Dez took Kyle for everything he didn't even have, how's Dez in the sack,

what do I think of his move to Austin, I still don't get why he's doing it, I mean, if the business model for Shob now is I'm just Joe Rogan's friend and he's going to put me on this podcast, every once in a while, I doubt he's going to get on more unless he's going to try and get back into stand-up, but Rogan's not going to let him touch that stage at the comedy mothership.

I was making cheese spreads in jail? No, I wasn't. Some dollar store manager is living up in Dez's apartment? Probably. Probably. Everyone in Connecticut? Probably. I don't know then she called me mad the other day

because she found out I was talking to someone but whatever the mental illness there there thanks for showing you that chin video you like that one I mean the chin video how much do you think they spent

on that she's pissed at me for the kids being taken and the EPT going well kids being taken is her fault so I don't know why she'd be pissed at me for the kids being taken and the EPT going, well, kids being taken is her fault. So I don't know why she'd be mad at me. Am I allowed to talk to Des? No. That's why when she popped in the stream,

I was like, what are you doing I get calls out of nowhere and a weird text last night how did Kumeyaay get a corporate job so he's going to be doing a regular radio gig but he's been doing radio doing a regular radio gig. But he's been doing radio since he was 30.

Not 18. Yeah, we were never married. Okay, she calls you. Yeah, I don't call her. I don't text her I don't text her I just respond sometimes mainly just to try and get my shit but god knows she's gonna make that difficult shit is crazy. Opie's going to be so jelly. They have kids. How is he free?

I get the kids on the weekends. Oh. Right? Oh, right. Do I think his car giveaways are legit? No. No. You have to understand something about Shob. There's always some scam in there. His wife was trying to do that shit.

Trying to do some shit. Trying to do some raffle ticket thing that you gotta buy into. That way they can make money on shit they already bought. Yeah, I'd go on a flight during the kid. I'd go anywhere. When the shop decided to drop the lawsuit,

if you admitted under oath that he was funny would I do it? I can't perjure myself, so no. I just imagine if I did that fucking the ghost lawyer would turn into Tom Cruise and be like, that can't be true. I want the truth.

Red Bar was never after me the only time red bar went after me is when I was stream sniping him and he sent his entire audience to report my stream and then while doing that he got his stream taken down me and Artie should have a silver podcast he owes me one oh if you really want to help me out like I said hit that cash app link in the description donate me some money I don't get paid until March 21st all my money was taken

it would have been really nice to have had that $700 when I get out of prison same Tripoli has 10 podcasts just to pay for that old lady's rent I'm inspiring you to stop drinking or hold on I mean the Tripoli thing so So he hooked up with that old broad just so he can, she has a house, she takes care of him just so he can get custody of his daughters. He's doing his baby mama dirty though because she's just like some waitress chick from Rhode Island 60 days in I didn't over 60 I look healthy yes I do hey bro you can make a ton of cash. Makes a lot of videos about politics and other things.

Anthony's back and Opie's so jealous. I know, but I tried to refrain from becoming the black dude Republican guy. Like, I don't hate on any of them and I actually like them and enjoy them. It's just, it's like, it seems too obvious to me. And I like to talk about shit I like to talk about. I mean, it's fun to talk about politics in the lead up to, like, a presidential

election, but every fucking day, who gives a fuck? I mean, you can only care or be fucking outraged about so much shit. Like, who cares I know the black conservative perspective dude I'm telling you all right so you have to understand I'm not even a conservative it's just that the people

on the left went insane it looks like a robot busting some cheeks. Yo. I still got to figure out what I'm going to do today. I'm thinking after this, probably go take a shower. Try and go hang out with this chick. And hopefully that stream all day stream all night yeah you fuckers don't donate enough of that like i said if you hit that cash app link in the description hey i stream based on donations if i get a good amount of donations,

I'll stream all fucking day, but... It's new me speaking in full sentences. Is she old like Tripoli's? No, all younger than me. Everyone's younger than me. I'm fucking old. Fucking... Go live at 2 p.m. your time you'll donate 20

bucks all right what's that an hour and son if you donate it now through the cash app thing like I said I don't have access to my PayPal until I get a new card and oh my god when that new card gets in the mail that should be fucking lovely trying to get that but all I got is chime and no one has chimes so send it to my cash app so I can send it to chime you want someone to work with me and push me a little to make real videos well dude yeah I thought also understand I don't have my equipment here. Promise to go all night, then take the money and run.

Why wouldn't I go all night, though? I'm literally fucking have a curfew. So, not like I'll be out or anything. Like I'm fucking 10. I feel like I'm back in high school I have a curfew I got a pimple kind of go out on a date like goddamn is Jim and I'm still

around yeah someone sent me his new channel. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about now. I mean, that nigga always finds a subject. I will give it up to Jimmernam though. Him like me, and him probably even better, does know how to do YouTube. Like when he first started, he stunk. Well, he didn't stink.

It's just that he talked about the Stern shit. But he was able to go into other shit. And the fact that he hides his face and shit is dope. So, but he can never get too big because he'll eventually get discovered again and his shit will get deleted. I look like I'm back in high school, but I'm not supposed to be there.

Oh, that's the 21 Jump Street shit? Is the Sam Roberts show done or not? There's no way on God's green earth they're keeping that show. They can't keep that show. I mean, I don't even care if Sam resigned. Nobody listens to that show. Why do you blacks do behind bars

without Goku cartoons? We find niggas who draw Goku. That's what we do. We find niggas to draw Goku. Vegeta trunks. I'll be like, yo, I'll give you some Pop-Tarts and a stamp for a Kakarot poster.

I don't understand why you just don't sit down and make a real video and start putting it out. You obviously can't do it. You're talented. It feels to me like you don't want to do the work to make the cash. Motherfucker, I'm just on my phone right now. Calm down. You'll donate $25 when I go live at 8?

If you do it through Cash App, I will. Well, no. Heads up. I got a piss test, so I can't. I can go live at 9, but I can't go live at 8. I can't. I can go live at 9, but I can't go live at 8. I can't go at 8. I would have to be 9. Was I a shock caller?

No. No. F'ing 50 years all alone and watching my backup channel You lost that life you white F'er Okay 9 cool Now if I go live at 9 And I don't get it in the first 5 minutes I'm shutting down this stream

Ah Because fucking tomorrow I gotta walk an hour I gotta walk a hour I gotta walk a fucking hour just to go to an AA meeting but they will have coffee, donuts and cookies did I ever clarify what crimer I did yeah I think you mean crime

let's fund him to take down Brendan you should be able to do that if you have the money, but you have to promise us, Unique. Well, yeah. What do you think I've been doing? I won a goddamn federal lawsuit against him, but, I mean, still in the appeals process.

Did I click up in prison? No, but you do gravitate to the people you hang out with. Like I said, it was crazy seeing... I didn't run into anyone I knew from my vid back in the day, but I saw somebody who worked at the prison that I knew from back in the day. And that's his brother's baby mama. You remember when Anthony played the video of Opie in front of the restaurant being told to stop bothering customers?

Did I get extorted? No. Do quiet white guys get bullied in prison? No, I didn't see anyone get bullied see you gotta remember I was on 20 hour a day lockdown and fucking intake you were in your fucking cell the entire time

and I remember when my first cellmate the first month I was there he had everything a tv and everything and he would cook inside the cell he had some hookup to where he would fucking unwind this copper wire with a metal piece jam it into the tv jam it into the light socket and put the big metal piece in water and boil water to make fucking tuna fish and shit. I heard if you're quiet in prison. No, people will just leave you alone. At least here in Rhode Island, ACI. They do have this little tablet there, but you have to request to put it in and you have

to be there for a while, so, at least an intake, you gotta remember, I was only in the intake, I didn't take Xanny's, just liquor, never take Xanny's, not a Xanny. Boiled tuna is the shit. Well, he would boil it to heat up everything. Then he'd cut up the fucking meat log with his ID. Mayonnaise, jalapeno, squeezed cheese. But, like, it was intake, so you couldn't order oodles and noodles and chili and shit. No, I never did Robitussin syrup.

I didn't make a pinky in jail. Sounds better to be in your cell if you have internet access than having to hang out with other inmates. But you don't get real, you really don't have internet access. Meaning like, they can't go on YouTube. On that tablet tablet there's only certain shit you can do you can order movies they're all old movies you can listen to the radio or get a playlist and that costs 20 bucks a month to do that shit the most convenient thing is they got little games like candy crushing shit but there's no internet and you can technically send

messages on it but it takes four hours to get a message. So if you sign up, you can have one of your people text you but when they send a text, you'll get it four hours later. I lost hella weight? Yeah, I did. Wouldn't it be cheaper to do...

What the fuck is Galaxy Gas? The size of my bum feet Mersh's car got repossessed while he was alive no no it didn't no it didn't that's too hilarious that's too funny what kind of car was it was it a Mitsubishi no what was it did it startishi? no, what was it?

did it start with an I? I forget what it was a Whippet? no, I don't do anything it 100% did no way I mean the first discovery of him being fat was fucking funny enough

remember that video? What was it? Oh, look it. Was all extra fat and shit. Let's do a reveal on me. How fat am I? Not fat, but... I went into prison.

It was the first time I fucking checked my thing or whatever. I'm 5'11 and it said 160, so... The Mershwaddle. So I don't know if I lost weight or if I gained weight since. But, who knows? I was? I would sit down behind the thing. You never got to see me.

You don't know what I look like. I'm 5'11". Yeah, I'll fucking show you motherfucker you wanna doubt me I got receipts if I can find it hold on boom found it there we go.

There it is. See? Why does it say my height 5'10"? This is different than my prison ID. They're trying to make me a liar. I swear to God it said 5'11 when I was in there. Yeah, boom. They give you an ID when you leave prison.

And it says discharged. Look at me. Look how miserable I am in that fucking picture. Nigga, you gotta understand. I was sitting on my bed playing fucking Xbox Fortnite. I was fucking...

I was Piccolo. I was using the Piccolo skin. This was right before the December season too. Boom, knocking the doorcolo skin. This was right before the December season too. Boom, knocking the door and shit. And I'm like, why is DCF here with the cops? I was gonna win that goddamn match

too, I swear. Cause I hit the boat, I went into the thing, I had the good sniper. Shit. Shit. Did my teeth get their own sound? Nigga, fuck you.

But yeah, fucking I ain't sure. What was worse, jail or Chip Chipperson live show? There were way more laughs in prison, I'll say that. Was it possession? No. I was in jail for technically breaking a no-contact order,

even though I didn't. Of course, my luck. I got arrested for breaking a no-contact order when the person wasn't there. Des wasn't there. She was at work and when they called her, she said she didn't live there and they still arrested me for it. So Des is getting bedded by a white guy now? Probably.

I don't know and I couldn't really care. What I feel about Jim's marriage? I will contact whoever, whenever, F-ed. They got the wrong guy? No, they didn't. Oh, they put in their work, though. DCF lady showed up with four cops. And then I thought I was only going to do, like,

fucking, like, ten days, right? And I had a court date on December 9th. And I was told I'd only do ten days. I wake up December 9th, and I'm ready to go to court. And they let me out of my... They don't my name and I'm like wait what the fuck I got a court date they're like maybe they'll call you later for a late court date never called me and then I got called for a visit and I'm like all right this is gonna be my lawyer I go down and it's a fucking DCF lady but the fucked up thing that day is they called my cellmate for a court date that he didn't even know he had.

I was like, is God just fucking with me? I got 15 minute checks on me in that house. Lane, Bricker, Forklift driving. Why'd I have a no contact order from a domestic from two weeks before where her boss me and Des were arguing and her boss Stacy was on the phone with her and she called the cops to do a wellness check and they arrested me and then I was supposed to go to court like December 3rd and Des was just wasn't going to show up and I was going to go away but then DCF showed up with the cops and took the kids and fucking... They were like, there's a no contact order. I was like, yeah, but she's not here.

And she said she doesn't live here. But they took me anyway. This dollar store boss? Now, I'm not telling you which meeting I'm going to. I'm not telling you fucking to take that. Like I said, it's a much better meeting. There's going to be coffee and donuts and cookies. Oh my.

Dollar store nosy next. I really couldn't care who does what Des is doing. Everyone needs to have a second chance. But like I said, hit that cash app link in the description. Get me some donations, damn it, and I'll

stream more. But, I mean, yeah, so I got out, checked up on the lawsuit, found out what's still going on. Ghost lawyer gave me some advice on the new shit, though. And now I'm just hitting meetings and shit. Are you going to 13-step at the meeting? I'm not even doing the steps. I'm just doing the meetings. Hell, the meetings are the

only thing that make, there's only two things that make me, and the meetings don't even really make me want to drink. It's just that's the only time I really even think about it is at the meeting because everyone won't shut the fuck up about drinking, but that and whenever Des contacts me, it's because she always contacts

me and is on some bullshit, and it's just like, ugh, and she has to make everything so difficult, it's like, why are you hitting me up with games? Diddy's going to get me? Why am I criticizing these comedians when your life is ten times worse? Because why not? What, you think I shouldn't fucking criticize billionaires either? Go fuck yourself.

My life's not that bad I'm planning to go hang out with a with a lady in a little bit yeah AA is supposed to be the worst place to recover because all the people want to drink there

well that's why I like this meeting I'm going to go to tomorrow because the three I go to during the week, it's all required to be there. So we're all going to bring our papers and get them signed. The one on Sunday, it's so far away

and I'm the only one who brings the papers. I mean, Mersh is critical of everything and he lives in a hotel with cats. The fact that Mersh became a cat guy, by the way. I was a pint of 100 proof and two bottles of wine a day two years ago. Got sober a few weeks after my mom died. Two years this April. AA isn't for me, but do whatever works. Yeah.

I mean, like, I needed a meeting, though, like, the other day. But that's when I just went live and talked to you guys, and that was basically like the same shit. Were the guards pretty chill? Yeah. For the most part. All the fights were kind of dope.

Yeah, I remember one time we were going to court and they put you down after they put you in your street clothes they of course put you in another holding cell and they had some crazy guy and they put you down after they put you in your street clothes they of course put you in another holding cell and had some crazy guy and they put this spit thing over it's like kind of like um looks like mesh and he was still acting up so they sprayed him with fucking whatever spray for like a mousse or whatever is Is Dez available? I think so.

You're funny. Ross Dog. Cosmo. AOC. Sam Hill. Host Busters. Nanny Cruz. We're on two different streams.

And all talking about me. Those guys all still stream? They didn't snatch my booty hole. My booty hole is still fucking virgin. Will Trump pardon me? I think there's going to be federal charges in order to get pardoned. You would never do it?

Why won't Kevin have me on MLC? I don't know. Just afraid of me. I mean, and you have to remember, years ago, Chad Zumach was trying to get me on. When he was his co-host, he won't do it. He's petrified of me for a darn reason. I don't know why.

You love toxic women dead sounds? What's my next move? Get paid on March 21st. The second I get paid on March 21st, I'm good. I'm good. Like I said, I should have been good. I didn't make a video for fucking three months and I still made $700.

Dad spent all my money while I was in prison. So, I got nothing now until March 21st. That's the only thing that sucks. But aside from that but I plan on just making videos and hell now I got the time and shit to actually do it but the dope thing about the place I'm at is I get to

save money too and since I don't drink anymore it's is I get to save money too. And since I don't drink anymore, it's a lot easier to save money. You think she bought BK stock? You'll be seeing those commercials when you're locked up too. And you're like, oh, the first thing I'm going to do

is go here, here, here. here so far all i've had is wendy's mcdonald's and taco bell it's impressive you keep a positive attitude throughout all of this as a man might fall into depression oh Oh, I'm depressed. It's just, it's just, um, uh, I call it like little victories. That's all I look for now during the day is like a little victory. And then I'll just use that. Like, talking to a girl and maybe hanging out with her later. But just talking to her today

was like a little victory and shit like that. And then, just use that. I was coughing in the background. But, I mean, also, this shit is just funny. Trust me, on my birthday, I had to do my birthday in fucking prison, right, and it was a hell of a night, too, I'll tell you this, because you gotta remember, my birthday is the day after Christmas, right, so December 26th, it's my birthday, trust me, the irony of me telling people you're 40 years old white and failed at life and on my

40th birthday i was in the fucking prison was not lost on me but not only that birthday night my cellmate my first cellmate and i had him for the first month i was there and this is the reason why it wasn't my cellmate anymore was he had fucking cancer and diabetes. And he spent the entire night banging on the goddamn cell door to get the guards to bring him to the fucking hospital. Because he was having like a problem. So they did, but he was slammed on the goddamn door all night long. That's how I spent my birthday. You could say that, Michael Alanis Morissette. But yeah, that's how I spent my 40th birthday, so. Hell, I only got two real visits from my aunt. Nobody told my mom I was locked up.

The first time my mom knew I was locked up is when I fucking got out of prison. I was like, hey, mom, how you doing? She was like, Kyle, where have you been? In a fucking jail. So, I mean, that was kind of hilarious too all right but i think i did the damn thing for this stream um like i said hit that cash app link in the description if I get some donations

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