The Yewneek Pod - Reupload: BRENDAN SCHAUB says yet another stupid thing!!Redbar's youtube channel cancelled??Yewneek gets the blame? Brendan Schaub can't speak!!! Cumia announces a new book!!
Episode Date: April 1, 2025Mike David wonders if yewneek mass flagged his channel. Brendan Schaub can't say belushi. Redbar reacts to the akkash incident. Cumia inks book deal. Maryrmound and Jim Bellowsee b! ...
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Everybody cares. Oh
He got invited he didn't show up
But uh
First thing I wanted to play it out.
Crystallia is so done with this nigga.
Holy shit.
This clip right here just encapsulates everything.
The sad fact that these three faggots, that Crystallia, who this time,
three faggots that Chris D'Alea who this time two years ago was going to be in a huge movie had deals all over the place and now he's retired and nobody on the
podcast called the golden hour a ripped-off name and logo and theme and
he got a neck tattoo.
This is sad.
But no, she doesn't have that.
You know, people, you know, I think they charge extra to stay in that room.
The one that she died in. Yeah.
But people, you know, they charge more, but like that, imagine you're at the front
desk, you're like, can I get the and I can imagine someone do that.
Like if you went to the that was Chateau Marimount or whatever,
it's by the Chateau Marimount. Yeah.
Yep. You stay at the John Belushi suite suite John Belushi. Yeah, John Belushi Chateau Merrimount with John Belushi
What's it called though
That has to be the clip come on
I don't get a tricky hole. I like how he tried laughing in like he got it
like he tried making them laugh oh they're laughing maybe I maybe and they're laughing at me but
maybe because I said something funny you did stupid but you don't even know what you said
what's it called though
What's it called? What's it called though?
That has to be the clip, come on.
If you went to the, that what is it?
Chateau Maramount or whatever it's by the time store?
Chateau Maramount, yeah.
Yep, you stay at the John Belushi suite.
John Belushi, yeah.
John Belushi.
Chateau Maramount with John Belushi.
What's it called?
Look how fucking dilly is like, what happened?
What am I doing here I was in that Netflix zombie movie and
Tignitaro got it and then I got accused and now next to this dummy saying John
Belushi thank God he wasn't there during I'll Be Your Hucklebee. He missed that one.
He said John Belushi.
Look at.
Don't we?
It's just like what have I become?
I was it.
I was the guy.
No, she doesn't have that place.
You know people, I think they charge extra
to stay in that room.
The one that she died in?
Yeah.
People are morbid like that.
Imagine you're at the front desk and you're like,
can I get the?
And I can't imagine someone would do that.
Like if you went to the, that was Chateau Maramount
or whatever it's by the time.
Chateau Maramount, yeah.
Yep. No, she doesn't have that place. You know people, I have a question. Like if you went to the that was Chateau Merrimount or whatever it's by the Chateau Merrimount. Yes. Yep
No, she doesn't have that place. You know, I have a question
What is Eric Griffin?
What race is this man
He looks like a
Combined thing of everything. Black, Italian, Jew, Russian, like what is this man?
What race is he?
He's not black is he?
He's my dad? No.
Half black? No he's half dad? No. Half-lac? No, he's half
any other thing. Look how fucking hairy his fucking forearms are.
Look at his shit.
Like, look at his shirt, then right on his shirt.
His forearm hair is incredible.
He's almost like a fucking werewolf or a caveman. What is he? His mom is black from Belize, so she's barely black.
Or just clothes is race.
I don't know what to say there. You know, I think they charge extra to stay in that room.
The one that she died in?
Yeah.
The hairy arms and knuckles are throwing me off.
The hairy arms and knuckles are throwing me off
His forearms are hairy there's hair on his knuckles
And that's probably it People you know they charge a morbid like that imagine you at the front desk you like can I get them?
And I can you man someone do that like if you went to the that was Chateau Marimount or whatever it's by the Chateau Marimount
Yes, yep, you stay at the John Belushi sweet John Belushi. Yeah, John Belushi Chateau Maramount or whatever it's by the Chateau Maramount yes yep you stay at the John Belushi suite John Belushi yeah John Belushi Chateau Maramount with John Belushi what's it called
John Belushi ladies and gentlemen we talked about John Belushi, Ren and Shob, he's a nice guy.
Me here.
Ugh.
Delia leaning his smart nut.
You gain nothing.
Delia gets more shit on his own shit.
He wants just to be straight paying these people daddy's money to do this.
Eric Griffin got himself into that.
Delia, you get way more views and engagement on your own podcast than a page you're on.
I'm pretty sure Brandon Schaub playing Deleia to be his friend. At this point, it
has to be that. You don't want to be there. He's a fucking retard. You've gained nothing
from being on it, you only lose. You've got no ticket, you got less tickets. So in fact you're taking a hit from being on here.
So that's assumed Shaw was using daddy's money to be like, please stay Chris, what
are you so done with it?
Belusi, sweet.
John Belusi, yeah.
John Belusi.
Chateau Merrimount with John Belusi.
What's it called?
What's it called?
What's it called?
What's it called though? That has to be the clip, come on.
That has to be the clip.
Is it not a tricky hotel name?
By the way, I can guarantee you, Shout doesn't even know there's another Belushi brother.
It's-
Oh, it's-
Because I was looking at him in the past.
If he would have said the other one's name, I'd be like, okay, he must-
He must be the one who said the other one's name.
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it's a little tricky it's tricky
hold on hold on Shin what's it called? Chateau Marmont
that's the background be three faggots you got this weirdo looking gook.
Mark normally.
And that guy is gonna go pussy.
And that's what they're looking at in the background.
Dalia!
Wow, what happened?
And you're bigger than that.
You're only helping this, but it's not helping you.
Just get off it, Delia.
Join CO.
CO, it's a long enough, daddy's paychecks.
Just get off it, Delia.
You hate being there.
I'm just kinda looking sad with your view count there.
And John Belushi.
Well, John Belushi's easy.
Yeah, it's easy!
That's all tricky!
Yo, just the hotel mama is tough.
Oof, no. Oof.
That gig is still there in Rhode Island, too.
My plan's showing up.
Red Bar is blaming
Amwa for getting taken off.
Well, we gotta watch this.
Bleeps me
How dare he I got some shit to say to this
Same balloon I know
Now it wasn't completely kicked off YouTube. Nah, he got a community guidelines strike.
So he can't stream for a week.
But he blames me for some reason.
Me?
It takes a bit to kick in when you change quality.
So I think that we got to wait.
People are saying very watchable.
It works. It looks fine.
It's okay.
Find a shitty bit rate.
Yeah.
Mobile.
We've got a lot of work to do with setting,
but it's watchable.
And then we'll see the live version.
It's fine.
Are you guys cool with this?
Are you going to have is everybody OK with it?
That's all we want to know.
If you're OK with the rest of the show being like this press one.
How about that?
That's a good one.
If you're OK with the rest of the show being like this for the live experience, press one.
So somebody reported us to YouTube.
That's me. Who did it? And yes, try changing the settings. All they did
and here's what the trolls, those dang trolls,
did to themselves. They'd be able to watch it for free if it was on
YouTube because they could share that YouTube link. Okay.
Now they've made it, they've reported.
Now they can never watch.
Now it's fully behind the scars paywall
with no way to share.
So that's what they've done to themselves.
Everyone sing one.
So I guess that means-
Great, let's do it.
Look at that.
The show isn't gonna be like this.
When it's uploaded on the website,
it'll be perfect as always.
On the website, it'll be perfect. always. On the website, it'll be perfect.
Well, this is great.
This is wonderful.
I think we're on an extreme delay now too.
I think we're about 45 to 50,
a whole minute behind the people.
Okay.
So we'll have to work on that this week, but.
Hey, Elish, we have a backup, right?
Isn't that nice?
And we can fix this and make it better.
Yeah, it'll be. If we have to use this again next week, we just, we're rushing.
Great.
Okay, so where exactly were we?
Can somebody get me back into Shoma?
Why would we get banned from YouTube, by the way?
Okay, so this is what happens.
So we're streaming live, right?
And then we got banned.
It said, here, let's see if I could pull it up.
Said we got banned.
Okay, here, your video has been removed.
Begin your review to see it.
We found something that may violate YouTube's guidelines
to help the community safe.
We removed it in two steps.
We'll ask that you take a look at your content
and the policy if you'd like to appeal,
but I don't know what strike. Okay content can't be viewed on youtube i think i saw something that said hate speech
but i didn't think it was being very hateful i know did i so yeah that's what we wanted to ask
people what do you think it was? What could I have said?
We got some bebops. What could I have said over the last hour
that would be hate speech?
Because...
Steve Wallace, he was watching.
Remember that person? Oh my God.
Didn't somebody say that Steve Wallace
goes to great lengths to terminate his enemies?
Yes!
The Steve curse. Well, that's fine. great lengths to terminate his enemies.
The Steve curse. Well, that's fine.
So, yeah, why don't you go through the replies there and see what people think?
Because I can't remember anything that I said.
It could have been terrible.
Let's start over. Let's have a drink.
Welcome to I'm very interested.
People are saying the dead wife stuff.
You can't get paid for saying somebody has a dead wife.
So who is reporting? Was it Saiza Z?
Was it Josh Denny?
I mean, whoever is reporting, I guarantee.
Why would it be me?
Trust me, I was playing video games.
Now, to be fair to him, Kanye did tell me to go Defcon 3 against his people. So he might have considered that, me as a suspect, that I'm not a final con yay, but um,
I don't even know. I'm playing video games.
I went live that night and like, Oh, you got to dig it out. By the way,
you instruct your audience
to do strikes against other people when they're alive.
So you don't get the kind of complaint when you get taken down alive. We dealt with this before during
our live beef. By the way, I just laughed at how you were instructing the audience to
try to get me taken down and then you got taken down. I never instructed anyone anyone to take you down but nigga but well Mexican pizza and nacho fries yeah
yeah but yeah nigga I don't do gay ops, gay shit, Royce accusing the... who'd Royce accuse?
He accused Ethan Klein of taking down his channel, Padaw, I was like, they got me to...
I don't do any of that fag shit.
I don't think anyone would do that fag shit against me who was a somebody.
They probably would, but I wouldn't accuse them of it.
I like, I've never accused anyone of like,
my shooting got taken down. It must've been Merche or something.
Like I don't do that gay shit.
But all these facts, by the way who have been doing the internet forever and
never really made a big at it is hilarious to me yeah red rose possibly
me who didn't even know you were fucking live maybe yeah I got you how why what well I watch you
live I put you live and I fucking leave and talk to this bitch where I could
have been a better talk about order I'm only getting a Mexican beaten nacho fries
right now cuz I'm gonna make a better dog a lot of rolling or watching red bar
why would I take you down? Never.
He's still mad about that beef.
Because that was a magical beef.
That night when he was like, all right, he told his whole audience
because our stream sniping red bar, he's like, I don't know, report.
My live streaming streaming get him banned
Two minutes later. He was banned. I never said to my audience report him or anything and nor did I
It was a good car
That car you mean Kramer
It was a good car that ever happened ever in my
shoe history and it was hilarious and i think that's why my name went through his
head but yeah stupid why you get banned off of youtube
i don't know is probably um pretty into free speech. So what you just did was terrible.
I don't think it was copyrighted music
cause we would get banned every time.
Yeah, and we've been able to get away with it
and save thousands.
Doubles of them.
What do you call it?
Cause a lot of people just jumped to hundreds of thousands.
What do you call it when it's like 20,000?
You know, probably saved about $20,000 using YouTube scamming them like that.
I knew this day would come time to pay.
So now every second that I'm on.
Now I want to get into him shooting on Akash.
You think red bar is cool?
Whoa.
You can think that.
It's down.
I have one of my dad about you.
And I go, oh my yourself and really sweet.
I loved this duo bill leader before, of course,
at the home.
Can you do a scene about,
please, I'm telling you, yourself,
and really showing her ugliness, wild.
Wait, someone-
No, we got so much good stuff, I'm in a rat, wild.
Wait, someone says, Mike, her husband produces Weezer, LOL.
How does Redbar, how does he look?
Kate McCoochie's husband produces the Weezer albums. So. It's interesting. How do you think Redbar? Kate Mukuchi's husband produces the Weezer albums.
So how do you think Redbar looks?
But Redbar, with the dude who technically did everything.
This nigga started the Internet radio show in like 1990.
Oh, he was at first.
Shit.
He's just,
well, like I said before,
when we have to go Defcon 3. Defcon 3.
Why Defcon 3, by the way?
All right, this fucked up.
He said I need to go Defcon 3 and have to use.
Then Defcon 1, kinda in the middle.
What is Defcon 3 by the way? What is Defcon 31i.
What is Defcon 3?
I think Defcon 3 is like you've had them extra hard at the airport or something.
Like Defcon 3 isn't like we're nuking now. The three thing is the fucking.
Tristan.
Better say sorry.
People are fucking psycho.
So why did we bring up Kate Mccoochie in the lotion video from that?
Talking about people thinking the TV is talking to them.
Yes, thinking the TV.
This is really I'm experiencing this. I'm going through an era. And I remember that episode. I'm experiencing this.
I'm going through an era.
And you got to remember, I'm a host.
And I'm getting messages and wacky emails
from like schizos all the time, telling me what,
and pages and pages of fan writings
about what is going on with me
and how close they are with me.
You know, it's
really spooky. I feel like I should share that with people. Imagine if
something like that was happening with you. And this is happening with me. Many
men write me very long, very scary emails. Some of them might be jokes. Some of them
are just scary and scares. And I thought that is something that I should share with you.
And just remember, I open up a laptop or a phone, I'll feel.
Jules, how many shows?
Just with Taylor Swift right now, by the way, obsessed because of her.
She's a huge fan of Taylor Swift.
She got me into Taylor Swift.
I got two questions about Taylor Swift.
Who got you into Taylor Swift?
She got me into Taylor Swift.
And now I'm actually obsessed.
Every minute of my life has a different one of her eras
in my ear.
And the amount of money I've spent on Taylor Swift now
is almost more than Kanye West.
I have a question to our conservator listeners.
And yes, most of our listeners are conservatives.
And I have a question for them.
Do conservatives still listen secretly to Taylor Swift?
So Taylor Swift's tour is coming out.
It's a stadium tour.
Do you know what that means?
It's in football fields.
Jules, how many shows is she doing in a football field?
Like 50.
50 different football fields.
So I go, okay, that's a lot of fucking people and they have the floor.
So usually during the football game, you get more names. People running around on the park
that I'm gonna be standing on front row.
Shit movie.
Lookin' at, I'm like the Peter Griffin,
did you see this?
Show me the Peter Griffin scene about,
please, I'm telling you, this will be a hit.
Didn't you already play this on the show before?
I swear.
Then it's a hit.
So you're gonna be standing on the floor of this thing,
and 50
football fields is.
OK, so when I think about Taylor Swift, I think about all her
country as shit.
And then I think about like Claire, who's the American Idol
girl that goes, he better not know I scratched his car.
Carrie Underwood.
Carrie Underwood.
And then I think about how the white trash, redneck,
and then the upgraded versions of those people,
of course, conservatives.
So it goes hillbilly, redneck, white trash.
I don't know what I need to do with this clip,
but I have to.
Being black in the black community,
I wanna stop hearing rap is the number one culture
in everything. Apparently Apparently nobody can sell anything
in rap like Taylor Swift, so this many, this pop singer and rock singer and country did.
I keep being told rap is the number one genre, but none of them sell any albums.
Is it really?
Ash?
It used to be.
Then it goes to Republican, then finally conservative is the top guy.
And then Alt-Right, of course, is over the conservative, and he is the leader of the
whole world.
That's how I judge them.
And then I go, okay, but all these hillbillies and reddocks,
they love Taylor Swift,
but Taylor Swift actually hasn't gone on tour
for quite some time.
Like how many years has it been since she went on tour?
Like five.
Five, and now she's doing stadiums.
And now like conservatives hate libs.
Now Taylor Swift is a full on lib,
but I truly believe that like most of
Taylor's audience is like this conservative Carrie Underwood kind of country audience,
right? How does that work out? I've never really heard anybody talk about it before.
So here's my question to our conservators. Are the conservatives secretly listening to Taylor Swift and
just ignoring all the gay pride and all the lib stuff that she's about and just
are they gonna go to the concert? Are these concerts gonna be empty and
Taylor's gonna learn the hard way this year seeing that everybody is
Oh yes, yeah, I didn't know that.
Cause I'm not the conservative.
By the way, none of those are anything,
or anything else I remember.
More divided than ever.
There's no fucking way, I don't know.
Everybody's trying to get tickets for this.
That's what I wanna know, okay?
So I've got a lot of cool Taylor Swift stuff
coming for you.
Whoa, and just randomly in the chat,
a guy went, Tavlo.
I'm obsessed with Tavlo lately now.
No, because that was just a remix that I was playing for a long time.
Can you do this with me?
Rolling with the homies.
I love that in Clueless.
She knocks.
The public has started turning on an influx of crowd work.
This whole time I didn't care. I was like, whatever, a 92 year old bitch died.
Who cares what she did to India? I'm over it, I'm not over it anymore.
I mean the audience is loving it.
Fuck that bitch!
Ha!
You get those jokes, don't you?
You don't have a hard time understanding that?
Fucking stupid inbred bitch, fuck you.
I hate this bitch now and it's your fault.
I wish we could dump more tea in a fucking hurricane
right now.
Tea party part two, in a much less significant state.
I swear to God, dude.
I swear to God, if I had a fucking glove,
I'd slap you like that with that shit.
Challenge you to a duel.
Imagine if we said we would slap Will Smith,
what they would say. Robin Tran says it's because- Robin Tran! I would challenge you to a duel. Imagine if we said we would slap Will Smith,
what they would say.
Robin Tran says it's because-
Robin Tran!
It's because the public has started turning on an influx
of crowd work videos.
It's been happening because Steve Hofstetter
put out a bunch-
Steve Hofstetter!
TikTok, Mox, stand up a lot in Mox Heckler videos.
Yes, those-
This is why stand up comedy,
which will not exist in future
Akash goes so bothered by that guy
I just am both much my Akash and a guy. I was that guy our superior show
First year of junior I was sure Judy I saw it.
Um, they put it on the table, and I wanted to be there, and I was not laughing.
I already did a lot of do crowd work against me, of course, in case I didn't know.
I remember the guy at the time, Sean Glenn, and I said, I'm sorry.
But I don't know what to say to him.
Sean and Connie going forward isn't the way to go forward. It is.
There are all kinds of things that you can do to a podcast.
And it just falls apart.
Straight up, that bothered my dude.
Not heckling him.
Not bothering him.
I don't care.
One dude he didn't even know what was happening. I'm thinking, one new year's is not nothing.
Oh my god, there's nobody's.
That dude said to him like, I'm the prime minister of fucking Australia.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, man. shut the fuck up. It's right in your fucking face. And then the other odd thing, these Oh, it's not a thing. Oh, oh, yeah.
It is not a thing.
Andrew Schalk got married.
And I think that...
He got married.
The chicks don't want you to fuck other chicks. doing it of course. But it really is. It really is a waste of our ticket money and the amount
of these tickets, I mean you could see Bruce Springsteen for some of these prices. You
know Joe Rogan's charging 200 a seat for this stuff. Imagine you just gotta sit through
some assholes crowd work. What kind of shoes are those? Yeah they look like hillbilly shoes.
And can you even see the guy that they're talking about?
90% of the time?
No, half the time you can't, even in the audience you can't.
So you're just taking the comics word for it
that what he's saying is funny.
To me, when they start doing this,
it just shows nervousness.
It just shows that they're insecure.
They've got a problem.
They don't feel funny enough to do it tonight,
so they're gonna find somebody to pick on and blame. Let's watch some more of Akash, we'll finish up this video and then
we're gonna talk for four or five more hours about Akash while the feed goes in
and out.
Fucking Hamilton out here. I don't remember what the fuck I was talking about. Black Alphons, they can be honest with me.
I feel so good though. I feel so much better about everything.
Fuck the queen. You goofy inbred bitch that killed Diana. Fuck you.
Oh, do you feel bad for this Diana killing ass bitch really? Miss, you seem very sweet.
I don't want you to feel bad about yourself, but do you really feel bad? She's filming this, she's getting the laughs, she goes, this has got to go on IG. This has got to go on the talk.
Imagine that, imagine making a fucking video and posting it online.
And at the beginning of the video, didn't he go, this is too mean,
I don't know if I should post it.
Yeah. And it was just him saying fuck that, I'll post it, I don't know if it's too mean, I'll post it.
And it's just him saying fuck the queen'll post it on over to me and I'll post it It's just him saying fuck the Queen what people have been saying on Twitter
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I might, I've seen it more than midsummer.
Maybe we should re-watch it
and bring the best codes for next week.
We should.
I loved this duo.
Bill Maher and Bill Burr were together.
Bill Burr is like everywhere.
I mean, Bill Maher is everywhere now.
But on that Bill Maher was-
My Bill Maher.
My standup special, adulting. I'm surprised that I didn't get canceled for that. Yeah
It's like these guys don't know what canceled is I just got canceled live on the show for saying this guy's wife
They're too bad about this Diana. They are very worried and they don't seem to really know the policies of the woke or
what they care about. No they don't have any idea what's actually gonna get them
No they don't really understand the concept of the woke mind.
Can you do me a favor can you just come sit here for five minutes just look at this guy can you see him from here?
This is audience harassment. You don't see the shitty parties right here. You paid for this shit I bet.
He wouldn't do this if he paid. Remember what I said about being disrespectful? You only see this part of his face. You don't see the shitty part of his right here. You paid for this shit, I bet.
He wouldn't do this if he paid.
Remember what I said about being disrespectful?
Fuck all of it.
Out the window.
Respect is given when respect is taken
or whatever the fuck is.
It's reciprocity is more of a goddamn looking board.
I'm gonna sound like motherfucking
Suffering Succotash out here.
Ooh, I don't like that.
I'm out here talking like Daffy Duck, I'm so upset. I don't ever sound like motherfucking Suffering Succotash out here. Ooh, I don't like that. I'm out here talking like Daffy Duck,
I'm so upset at this fucking guy.
I don't like that.
I just don't get it.
He doesn't.
Sorry it's not some fucking dry ass BBC sitcom.
You couldn't have stayed home and watched Mr. Bean
on PBS on Saturday night, you know what I'm fucking?
Wow.
God damn, dude.
You know, I swear to God, I used to tell people I wanted to move to London.
I changed my mind just now.
I love London.
You can't be from London.
You're too...
Where are you from in...
I don't even give a fuck.
I'm asking him like...
I'm gonna cross his back because I'll cash in those niggas dick as big as his.
He's telling.
I'm sorry I ruined your night, truly.
I'll never feel bad for you in my life.
That was the worst thing I said.
Excuse me?
That was the worst thing I said?
I feel like I did okay there.
How about this, I wish the queen was Hindu
so I could watch that bitch burn to death.
How about that?
Take that dead body and light it on fire like a fucking...
She goes on and on and...
I'm just gonna watch it again.
Now, why is Ohidia a dude not laughing?
I had a...I'm that dude.
Now, they're not gonna find me,
because I'm someone on the YouTube channel.
I'm a some of the YouTube channel
I'm a connoisseur
That faggot tree
I'm on stage
And then nobodies are laughing at me and I suck it in right? I made the masses of
McDonald's and Burger King and less than movie workers laughing at the joke I said.
I hate that shit.
You did the dream.
You did a great podcast. I made money. You made it on the internet.
Stop. You're not great stand-up comedians. Get over it.
And that's the thing. Akash...
I fucked up.
Um... I fucked up. Um, integrated podcasts, ain't great money for me. I like to do the poo shit, but, um, you know, you make your money through podcasts, I get
it.
I don't know about that, you know.
They're all married, we're married, but
they're gonna be in Chicago tonight, I think, I knew,
I could do that too, but like,
you lied to yourselves that way to do that.
Oddly.
But it's not through Santa Claus, it's through podcasting.
Know where you make your bread and butter and do your bread and butter.
I give you niggas excuses,
because the niggas before us made it,
and then they did stand up. Where do all your stand-up shows suck?
Andrew Schultz is not. Of course Andrew Schultz isn't married. He's on his own.
He's on the road.
The most selfish thing a successful dude could do
is make it and then go on the road. Joe Rogan call in a clip, some dude hate about being around kids all
the time and he's bothering, he's not a good father.
Yeah, he didn't get to fucking fly to Vegas and had to deal with his feeling with his
kids for most of the time.
These niggas are delusional.
They don't deal with their family. They fuck extra bitches. They're in the house once or
twice a week and they're bridged down. Not together but whatever. It's a delusional lifestyle to live.
No other lifestyle or business, you're a job, does this.
But yeah.
The lifestyle, though, being on stage is the easiest thing in the world to do.
To go on the stage and make nobody go ha ha ha.
Who wants, who paid to go ha ha ha?
We want to go ha ha ha.
Easiest thing ever.
I'm not trying to show you how not good at communicating, but they do.
By the way, everyone's shitting on right now, has no specials, or other specials, or
anything.
They're not great comedians, nor will be great comedians.
Like Akash Singh.
I like the spe- I did like his special.
I did like his special.
Fuck you.
That push- the poo shit.
That was a great special.
When he dropped this and like, oh, I'm a minute this guy are not laughing who cares I'm the guy who's not laughing
Right now I'm paying for so I shouldn't waste any time
That cost about 50 cents. Just watch this.
$1 gone. That's how free speech I mean, do you think Josh Denny
would stream if it wasn't absolutely 100% free?
Oh, no.
So we are paying we're paying dearly right now to strength so finally we're real free speechers
Okay, we've got a great show. We're doing a kosh. He's not gonna stop us a kosh
was
destroyed dismantled by every
Little nook and cranny of the internet. This was weird
You said you saw this on reddits that never cover comedy.
This made it to...
The first place that I saw it was the public freakout reddit.
Public freakout.
And I was like, and they were like, look at this loser comedian.
And I was like, that sounds like something I'd be into.
Click.
By the way, Akash technically
flipped out on a faggot British dude.
Well, that's right now what Kosh did. His entire video was, in America, some white dude was his faggot British boyfriend, and his faggot
British boyfriend wasn't in the odd Kosh's comedy comedy and he had to have a complete meltdown when
they work.
His crowd work or something.
So Akashas meltdown was some faggot Brit. I'm not American but I... is that extra gay? I know gay people but if
you're gay and fucking a British dude and your dick's not even circumcised
that's a mixture of other shit but I don't know. But our cars looked out from faggot.
Both of the powder.
And I'm proud of a white dude.
And no one is young and without that.
Again, he thought this was going to thrill the public. The public fucking hate it.
They hate Akash.
They're on his every word now.
They're not going to let him get away with anything.
This got posted everywhere.
Yes.
Here, imagine the heckler yellow preview of the night, host ranning the queen.
And this is his own comments even saying, I think the heckler won this one 11k likes.
The heckler won, the heckler won this one.
Not gonna lie, the heckler kinda won.
Seems like he said no more than six words.
You're the heckler, you didn't say anything.
This was the outcome.
So everybody-
But if a heckler wins, just don't laugh.
And don't say anything.
There's shit on you when you win, you know?
Really loved this. Here, I wanna get a screenshot of that heckler. You just come see- There's shit on you and I don't know if we put this out because it's so mean.
Give me a high-claral.
It's fun, to be honest with you.
I had a good time.
How is this more polite than just getting up and walking out?
Guy thinks he funnier than me.
Fucking Brits, dude.
Okay.
This is the face of Redbar Rich. Go to a show, sit in the front row and just go like this.
That can't be illegal.
I can't be shooed for that.
They hate that more than anything.
So now we see this is really what the comedian hates.
You know, we've known that for years.
It's now, you know, proof. And I think that every artist of the year,
I left an artist of the year,
I was really, really excited.
I heard it was great, but.
Proof, and the audience, the people...
...the people will take your side.
Because all you were doing is just being you.
You know, you just weren't enjoying it.
I think that's great. Then you can never be blamed. You want to show this Glassman clip quickly?
Yeah, so let's show this Glassman.
Last week on the show, Scars Club episode, big Scars Club episode, we showed a clip a
listener sent in where he went, he paid for VIP tickets to Rick Glassman's very first
stand up and podcast taping with Eric Griffin.
I love Eric Griffin now.
I mean Eric Griffin with Rick Glassman is very funny.
I mean not on purpose.
They bring out the worst in each other.
What do they say now?
I'm not giving any flowers to Eric Griffin,
but very funny for me.
Because of how stupid he is of course. Because of how stupid he is, of course.
Because of how stupid he is.
Eric Griffin is so stupid.
And Rick Glassman is such a selfish little asshole.
So Rick Glassman held the show, and this was so funny
when we learned this because he finally posted
what our listener was at.
So last week when we showed the listener's tape
of him heckling Glassman,
we didn't know what it was for, but now we know what it's for.
Glassman put out the tape.
So this is what Glassman aimed to do.
Two nights, Friday and Saturday night,
you're gonna get a live podcast,
and then right after that, a live standup show.
So you've gotta sit four or five hours like this, watching Rick Glassman bomb.
I mean, the poor spy, I can't believe what this spy went through.
So I want to revisit this.
The spy yelled out, Redbar's watching.
He was escorted out immediately.
Rick actually goes, uh, uh, uh, security, security, uh, uh, bombed it out.
So we're watching this live podcast, hoping that we see this guy.
So the episode that Rick put out is not the standup portion in which the
listener of ours hackled.
So we don't have that, but we got one glimpse of our listener on screen wearing the Red
Bar Scars Club shirt.
And what was so interesting about this is that the guy didn't show up till almost the
last five minutes of the episode.
So we were watching the whole episode looking for our guy, the heckler that showed us the
tape that he made yelling, and we can't find him.
And then at the very end there's a quick glimpse of him, but I go, whoa, that's kind of weird.
We got so many audience shots during this podcast, we're going to show you.
And we never saw the... Oh, yeah. There was. They didn't mention me.
I think they dispelled that room already.
Do I have that whole section?
What am I doing?
The guy. My theory is, Rick told his editor
to make sure that guy's completely ed.
Amino complexes, 30 milligrams of protein. I feel fucked up.
In a great way, though. I feel fucking cool. I'm having a great time
Same
That thing, man.
What a great time.
Goddamnit, I should. Yeah!
I'm tired of everything and anything.
I'm gonna bail on your shit and I...
Watch the real one thing. Nobody you know.
Okay.
I'm like what?
I'm going to tell you.
Okay. I can't wait.
Baited breath.
I can see.
What's happening?
What's happening?
You're making me nervous.
Have a little of this. Calm down.
No, no, no.
Come on.
What do you think?
I'm going to say something terrible?
No, no.
Have I said anything terrible?
No, not yet.
I'm so thrilled you're here.
I'm thrilled to be here.
This is fun.
Yes, exactly.
I was telling somebody who was sitting in there last week, like, people like us.
She's sober, Bill.
You know, we're workaholics, basically.
We like work. It's sober, Bill.
You know, we're workaholics basically.
We like work, it's fulfilling.
And so like when do we get to know people?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
So she's like, oh, okay, this guy's fucking weird now.
He's smoking, and by the way, she's just like,
in her mind, you can't just smoke a fucking joint and be normal.
Like, in her mind, oh, he's fucking on drugs.
She's psycho now.
You know?
Like, that's how a lot of people think of it, you know?
A lot of old grannies think that way.
When you smoke weed all the time, usually it's because you hang out with people who
smoke weed too and everybody's high,
but there can't just be one guy who smoked a mega huge blunt
and the other person is completely sober.
And he's drinking, he's drinking.
And he doesn't come through.
I mean, he messes it up every time by acting subnormal.
All right, look at this next one. 3120.
We could skip that one, I think. Okay, that I just put in a big... Yeah, that's fine....cause of the huge property thing.
Did you want that? Okay. No, that's okay.
But we learned Club Random is on a huge property.
Yeah, so we're starting to get clues in it.
It's really funny because every time somebody talks about the location of club brand
Please tell me this fucking picture is fake, please tell me
Bad Barbie or whatever her name is, the cash me outside girl.
She did not make herself black, did she?
Please tell me this is a fake picture, because if this is real.
You don't have to have PayPal to donate to PayPal.
Please tell me this isn't real.
Because of it is real.
Not Israel, but Israel.
Then she was black
yes I wish you was black
fortunately she makes him on much money to get black
nothing better than black porn
they gotta pretend it's my peepee
when I watch porn so I watch black.
Post one picture and then never do it ever again.
They give it a dollar super sticker by the way.
But is this real or not? Exactly Mike. exactly Mike I got a BBC and I ain't British but uh did you really do this
because if she did she's gonna usher in the new debate which lefties don't want to have the trans racial debate in which if they
do and if she really did this I want to battle every lefty now because every
lefty is going to be against it but you got to bring up how well you can't be
against this but for transgendered because you weirdos think race like gender is a social construct
I'm just wondering that's real so I get to have those debates
mic is contentious I am a black man with a huge black penis
deal with it any better internet why what's happening
what are three things happening here wireframes dropping
Why are frames dropping? Makes no sense.
Blackface that's racial appropriation what she's doing.
No.
If that bitch went through the process of making herself black. Well, it was just like a tranny
Like making himself or her
Women have been a prayer you can identify as everything remember, please. Let this be real
I'm not on the Wi-Fi. I'm plugged in I
I'm not on the Wi-Fi I'm plugged in I don't know who God knows how forces behind the scenes might be trying to
sabotage me who knows but yeah I was just checking out that picture for a
second I saw on Twitter it was real or not Brendan job Wow though why is it that was really not brendan's job or while though
kappa why did you drop being
but
but uh... yet but i i think I need a new wire or two.
Which I'm gonna cop one tomorrow.
But yeah, your boy, Shab.
Disturbing clip.
Is 9pm the new start time? No.
They give it a five bucks.
Well thank you.
Mike?
Um.
This shop episode, I'm going to play it through once it's very quick and then I'll comment
on it when I play it through the second time. What is up fam? It is Monday morning 9 o'clock a.m. on
this beautiful Crist Calabasas morning. How's everybody doing? Great.
All right, nine o'clock in the morning on Monday
on a Crist,
Ruth Crist Monday and he's drinking. What is up fam?
It is Monday morning, nine o'clock a.m.
on this beautiful Crist Calabasas morning.
How's everybody doing?
He's drinking liquor on nine a. restore windows. Fuck that. I'm gonna do a whole restore windows. Fuck that.
I'm gonna do a whole restore windows. Fuck that.
I'm gonna do a whole restore windows. Fuck that.
I'm gonna do a whole restore windows. Fuck that.
I'm gonna do a whole restore windows. Fuck that.
I'm gonna do a whole
restore windows fuck that nine o'clock in the morning
I can never imagine I was never a day drinker
nevermind I've never drink it in the morning I think the earliest I made it
I might have drunk during the day was that like a barbecue maybe at like four o'clock in the afternoon I
was fucking done by six or something he's drinking at night he woke up 9am Monday and did a show he knows it's over.
It's done.
He's following my I don't drink in the morning.
It's my guy
Nor today
That's fucking that's whoa shit they get
Like Kumeya is kind of like a day drinker
But I think Kumeya even him has drink at nine o'clock in a fucking morning on a Monday
like even him has drink at nine o'clock in the fucking morning on a Monday. Like.
When you wake up.
On Monday morning and you grab a drink.
Whoa.
I think that's other world shit right there.
He'll be drinking my whiskey soon.
Yeah. How are you
able to play clips from his show? You get certain clippings
before trips copyright. I delete my live streams so just watch a show more frames dropped
why whatever I'll upgrade my studio never.
Used to day drink.
Never got into day drinking.
Can never imagine it.
Even when I went camping,
I think camping is just an excuse to drink beer
at 11 o'clock in the morning and throughout the day.
That's what I think camping is. But even when I've gone camping, I never,
the day drink? No. Eugh.
Who drinks when the sun is out?
It's odd.
I ain't fat.
Pfft.
Couple times in high school and we're talking about day drinking he's drinking at fucking nine a.m. on a Monday that's not even dead as I woke up and fixed a drink. That's some other shit.
I woke, that's even different today. This is the new thing, it's the new stream I was from.
I guess like why I couldn't connect or kept my stream going.
New technology problem.
Fucking yay. new technology problem fucking yay
should be fucking gay but
ehh
I don't know I'm just
I'm just watching zero alright
dummy Jesus
oh yeah
unplug my router plug the back in there's never internet problem I just
think it's a honestly a restream or stream labs problem as usual what I'm
thinking but whatever like gonna give a fuck.
Cause I got places to go, I got people to see, the penitentiary ain't no place for me. Time for a new computer.
No stream labs is a Chinese company.
Is it really called stream rabs?
And we've been calling it a stream labs because it's Chinese
Has it really been stream rabs they know that
My god more you know Why would the CUNY guys get cancelled Oh, do do do do do. No, remote goes over.
Why would the Kumiya guys get canceled?
Oh yeah.
I had to go into Kumiya's right.
So he's facing
kind of what his brother face, but very different.
It's to the cause. Uh, welcome very different. It into the cause.
Welcome, welcome back. What a weekend.
Our show was canceled in Jersey on Thursday.
So Friday there was a show in Ron Conkoma,
the Conk as Colin Quinn would call it, the Conk.
I had already made plans I
Had already had plans
For the weekend the city
Comedy clubs
UFC Joe Rogan all the fun stuff that Anthony does
Joe Rogan, all the fun stuff that Anthony does.
So I'm sorry, I could not, you know, oh, it was quite a balancing out wrong cockamamoo.
Go to that fight.
Oh, I'm kidding.
Like, I understand, you know, some people.
Between the likes of Gavin McGInnis, Josh Denny, Chrissy Mayer, Gina,
Chrissy Mayer.
I think people probably go, oh, fuck, I wanted to see Anthony.
Well don't be mad at Anthony.
And don't be mad at my good friend Joe Rogan.
Be mad at the idiot club owners that decide to fold at the first hint that someone says
something and this is going to happen, there's going to be violence.
You know what happened?
At the original club in Rutherford, nothing.
There were cops all over the parking lot.
No one else was there.
We could have done the show, and it wouldn't have been
a fucking problem.
But no.
No.
They had a fucking, ah, we're scared.
And they give right into these douchebags that do this to
get that reaction.
And they get it.
They don't even have to do anything.
What a lazy way to be douchebags and tyrants
and fucking communists and assholes.
You say you're gonna do something
and then everyone else does the work for you.
Everyone else, you don't even have to show up.
Oh, I'm in Seattle, I'll just say I'll be there
and there'll be violence.
Oh, we'll close fuck them
Fuck this close the place get the cops
Disavow disavow and then they just sit there and go what happened?
Haha, they closed they gigs off
Cuz they're assholes now people used to get his brothers gigs canceled on the old
ONA so right it which I thought was kind of dumb and gay, but laughed at it.
Now they're doing it cool, yeah?
And they don't realize they're doing damage, damage to everything, including your own
fucking business.
That club in Rutherford could have made money that night.
Could have made money.
Good money.
And instead they had a parking lot full of cops
and nothing else going on.
Assholes, Garrett.
Assholes, I tell you.
Thank you, sir.
Ugh.
It just, the fucked up thing is it just keeps happening.
No one learns from it.
No one learns from it and goes, hey, hey, I don't think anyone's going to show up and
commit violence.
It's a message board.
It's a fucking message board of people that aren't gonna do anything
And you motherfuckers fold every time you fucking cocksucker
faggot club owners fold every goddamn time
I may slam my glass down. I think Larry Baker's Look at the positive way you go in. Who else do you think is besides me?
Who else is besides me?
Coming up in a little bit.
He said, I wanna come on your show.
And I'm like, hey, you're black.
Of course you can.
I need all the diversity I can get here while I do this.
By the way, also, just got a message over the weekend that I have a meeting Tuesday.
New book, new book is is being done. Yep.
New book. The first book.
Fox.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I need to...
I need to look.
Oh no.
I need to look.
A new cleaner book.
The first book bombs
Yes, I know that shit keeps restarting I can't have
Shot and tell you
Which is happening I'm trying to tell you to come on this new walk in my internet my way, which is having a way where they show a fucked up.
Chris is dead.
She's in my way.
She's walking my internet.
And then what is happening?
I don't know.
I'm fucked up.
All right.
I think she's mad at me.
So she keeps walking.
And that is what's happening.
There are all possibilities. I'm gonna let her think she's mad at me. So she can walk in and that is what's happening.
There are all possibilities.
What are you gonna say?
I'm gonna say, oh yeah, I'm gonna do it.
She's mad at me from last night.
I'm gonna fuck her.
I'm gonna a fucker.
I'm not a fool.
Eh! Yeah, I think it's alright.
She likes me, I thought.
She is... I tried to hear her out.
I like... I watched the show Manifest there are calling, calling away, calling me a rocket.
Oh yeah, I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Don't know why the rocket isn't happening.
Yeah, that's what happened. That's what happens.
We're gonna keep that going even more.
Uh-oh, it's cool.
We're gonna move on.
That's why.
We're gonna drop everything.
Yeah.
Definitely. My publisher wants another book out of me.
I'm so happy about that.
I just gotta figure out what it should be about.
I'm thinking of something with, you know, obviously with all the shit going on these days, some type of how you kind of try to survive doing what I do in this environment of PC nonsense
and wokeness and cancellation. And yeah, I think I think that could be pretty good. Or
a whole book of my old man. Maybe I'll just write a book of my old man.
I think I'll do the other thing though. So I'm very excited about that. It's the first we're actually even mentioning it here on the show, but
Yeah, got that going on. So very excited. Things are happening. I like that. I like when things are happening.
Jimmy showed up a couple of times on the UFC TV feed. It was funny. They had a bunch of people like
they were showing they were showing all these other
fighters. So it's all these fucking guys in the in the
crowd. And then right behind one of them you see like Jimmy.
That's not one of them. Who's like Jimmy. Oh, that's not one of them.
Who's that little faggot?
Faggot, faggot, fag.
Jimmy, no, I'm fag.
Here you fag.
So that was fun.
And then I went to the cellar.
I haven't been to the Comedy Cellar in a long time.
I used to go there all the time when Jimmy would tape a
chip upstairs.
So I went down there and saw DeRosa for like, he got off stage,
he goes, yeah, upstairs, and I went upstairs, yeah, and he left.
So fuck Joe DeRosa, I'm kidding.
Now everyone's gonna go, DeRosa, did you hear Anthony said fuck DeRosa on a show?
It was so good, DeRosa's new set, really fucking funny. And then a couple other
comics and then Ray Romano got up. He came in and he... Dude, the guy's fucking funny.
He has a great stand-up act and he looks good. Like he doesn't look like an old...
Ray Romano doesn't look good. Not cool version of Ray Romano. He's
done a couple of like HBO shows where he was a kind of a badass guy and he's got the beard thing going and you're like hey that's fucking that's not goofy Ray Romano that's like badass Ray Romano and and he was and he was
funny that was cool
yeah it was good it was good to be back and And then I was hanging out at the bar area.
Jeffrey Ross, I was talking to Jeffrey for a while.
And Todd Barry.
I'm just name dropping now.
Now I'm just fucking wham, wham, just name dropping. It was really fun, because like I I said I hadn't been there in a while
so seeing all the people down there and it's just such a great New York comedy club even
though it's been commercialized to the point where it's been on TV shows and of course
Louie used it in his opener and what not It's still a, like an old school type comedy club.
Small, it's crowded, you don't know who's popping in.
Yeah, so I was really, I was thrilled
to hang out at the cellar.
Wish, wished, wished instead this whole weekend,
I had just been able to go Friday night to Ron Conkma
How did that go by the way I saw Gino, but I don't know I said it went really well. Yeah
Yeah, that's what I kind of thought and Chrissy was so nice. She's like oh we missed you
Like yeah, yeah, I missed you, too
No kidding I did here he is Larry Bayer take a seat
No, I'm kidding. I did. Here he is Larry Bayer. Take a seat.
She Christian Maris
Just all the connections to be a huge you to anything else officer her association to you
And that's a weird question because she got married to, what's her name,
Frank? You're bigger than Cleo. I'm not sure if I'm hearing her or not. Oh. We'll talk
about hearing DMs or whatever you're doing. We'll call it dating and whatever. Yeah, Frank, my normal thing is whatever connections you use through Columbia and you feel what, he feels wild, of course they do. Yeah, he's hanging off them through Columbia, but he's knowing nothing.
Columbia has a claymation face, which is odd to him.
Yeah, Ian Chrissy,
rocket to the thing you're doing, your YouTube channel,
and your social channel.
Nothing done with Wet spot showing no more
oh my friend Larry Larry I son Larry, Larry, Larry, give me a Larry. Paisan.
Paisano.
Fucking paisan.
Garrett, I just sent you two things.
Yo, listen.
Uh-oh.
People don't.
I'm serious, I don't know what's blackening it.
People don't thank you enough.
Rocking my hat, man, every time.
I was just thinking about that.
I know, that's what I was just saying.
People don't thank you enough, and they're not.
I do it all the time.
And they're not specific.
Some Larry, you want a beer or something?
I want a beer.
Get Larry a beer. We got a Colt 45 in there.
My Italian friends.
We got a Billy Dee Williams.
Orlando Calrissian loves Colt 45.
Do you remember the Billy Dee commercials?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Can you do one?
What? Where you be like, uh... Sure, what kind of children are lacking? Like, you really need this.
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I'm no good
We're pretty plugged in. Internet works fine
my end, but I
Hey, isn't working fine aren't
Another shoe last thing where I'm gonna end my stream lab shit.
It wasn't my internet.
It was stream lab shit.
And the fuck up was you can't end it even when you did end it and now it's like oh you're doing it and
there are 50 fucking seconds well whatever or we aren't ending it in a few fucking seconds but
I don't know what that line right now is. So Thanks for watching!