The Yewneek Pod - Revenge of The Cis attack yewneek! A response .

Episode Date: July 30, 2022

While mersh royce discusses the latest with Brendan Schaub and thicc boy they send shrapnel yewneeks way. Plus cumia and josh denny babble 7-26-22

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and you're not so boss of me now. You're not the boss of me now. And you're not so big. Life is unfair. What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream live link in the chat what's good what's up oh we're gonna play what those fucks said about me revenge it assists royce and mersch or as i refer to them as the bungalers we'll see what the bungalers had to say about me um

mad dubs in warzone today cause I gotta prepare for tomorrow they're bringing zombies to rebirth island the zombie mode have you ever played for a dance remember when they did zombies and shit

they're bringing that to rebirth tomorrow so gonna be doing the shit out of that dance. Remember when they did zombies and shit? They're bringing that to Rebirth tomorrow. So, gonna be doing the shit out of that. I was frustrated today. Like, I tried buying a PlayStation 5 all fucking day today. I can't find them. What's up with those girls?

What do you mean? You mean when that hideous chick spit on the young chick? That's referencing Joe Cumia spitting on... On young children. Why do I want a PS5? I have an Xbox One Series X, but I want a PlayStation 5 because you can live stream

directly to YouTube from the PlayStation 5. So if I ever want to. Live stream me playing a video game. To YouTube. But the only thing that sucks. About the PlayStation. Is you have to use their fucking camera.

At least with Xbox. You can only live stream to Twitch. But you can use any camera. I can use the camera I'm using right now. But PlayStation. You got to use their fucking camera. And I'm pretty sure their camera is probably shitty, but... You've been reselling them since 2020? Yeah, but I want to just buy it.

I don't want to buy it, then I have to wait and fucking guard my mailbox to make sure it comes two weeks later. What happened to the days you could just go to a store and buy a system? So I was fucking. Like. I'm willing. To pay.

The $800 for one. I'm not willing to pay the $800. And still have to wait. Two fucking weeks for it to come. Fuck that. If a nigga had. A PS5 for me right now and your box i'd buy it and boom just give it to me i'm not waiting two fucking weeks and i have to watch the fucking mail and shit fuck that they can't make the what stat fast enough? Shit. About to make a nigga cop a fucking Nintendo Switch.

I can kind of go for some Smash Brothers and Mario Party. You bought it at Best Buy? Well, they don't got them at any Best Buy or anything around here. Trust me. I even called Pawn Shop. You can't find... You can find the Xbox now. And even that one I bought, still had to wait the two weeks,

but at least it got shipped to like Target and not my house. And they lied to me too. I bought it under the pretense because it said pick up in store. And it said that for about two weeks until it was actually there. So they lied to me. They didn't tell me they were shipping it to the store they already said you can pick it up in store liars but i want the ps5 they sell out instantly when they get in stock.

I think I have a Walmart five minutes from my house. Trust me, I checked it. I've checked everything. Hi, Brenda, you and your team. Oh, Shab is watching, by the way. I got to play for you a lie. He told today, which is fucking hilarious to me. Well, thank you, Dash. i'll pay whatever but uh

gotta get it to me n64 is way better than ps5 will ever be i miss my old n64 which is why i'm considering getting a switch like i can go for a game with... Now, here's the thing, as anyone in the chat, do you have a Switch? Now, if I play Smash Brothers, is that online? I, I, it better fucking be. Because back in the day on the N64,

it was you versus your three homeboys on the four day on the N64 it was you versus your three homeboys on the four controllers on the N64 but it better be online competition with this switch here right cuz I might cop one I'm gonna cop one I think I might cut one anyway wit even if I get a ps5 if I get the chance to just cuz you know might want to cop it. It was dope. Nigga. I used to be the annoying guy.

In Smash Brothers. Who would pick Pikachu. And do that lightning strike. In the middle of the map. When everyone's fighting. And knock off. Mad niggas yo. I was the annoying nigga on Smash Brothers.

No, I've never done Kratom. The only drug I've ever taken was weed. I am a Switch. Ugh. The Smash Brothers Online is so... It's dope. Alright. You like the link? I liked Pikachu.

I'm trying to remember back to the N64 days. For some reason, I think I liked Luigi. I don't know why. But yeah. My main nigga was Pikachu though. In Smash Bros. I won so many games just with the lightning strikes.

Because there was one in the middle of the map but you could also do another lightning strike and you would get niggas the fuck up out of there with lightning strikes. Yes, I'm going to get into content, motherfucker. Shut up. What kind of kid I was in school? What kind of kid do you think I was? Luigi had the uppercut? Is that why I used him? I don't deny it, Max Burner.

The last time you played a video game? No, it wasn't, nigga. You play a little something on your phone or something that you don't consider a video game, but it is a video game. Bowser Jr. and Kirby was Kirby in the original Smash Brothers

was it Kirby or Jigglypuff I forget but yeah so tomorrow they're doing the zombie thing on Rebirth Island now they're doing it the way they did in Verdansk

where if you die you become a zombie but if you kill well you're not even going to kill people just if someone's dead you collect their thing and it's like a stim and on their original Verdansk, you needed to get two. Then they switched it to three.

On Rebirth, you gotta get the stim off of four dead bodies. However, Rebirth is so small, and I wonder if the zombies are gonna have the same jumping ability like they did in Verdansk, that that shouldn't be hard at all.

So it kind of makes sense they would make it four instead of just the two. Then you become a human. But they brought the cowly sticks back. Not fully completely, but pretty much there. So the way to fight the zombies tomorrow, I'm assuming I'm going to have to roll up some cowlistics. Because at the end of those zombie games, if you had a gun, you were fucked.

When you're in the last five people and there's just hordes of zombies at you, the only thing that really worked were, um, Cali sticks. You sound corny, and you look corny, and you're a fag. But, uh, alright. Revenge and assist. Let's see what these niggas had to say. Ugh. First of all, just look at him. Just look at this.

Look at this. Roly-poly motherfucker Royce. What is, I hate that I'm Spanish hat. You ever see a nigga hate his own ethnicity so much as Royce Lopez. And you got

fucking Mersh. This is goofy. and you got fucking Mersh this goofy what is ladies frames he's like in that episode of Seinfeld when Constanza got mad he sold me ladies glasses niggas rocking the glory of Vanderbilt collection

no I don't have the same hat on, nigga. His hat has a big H in the middle. What's that for? And he's like pale and dead in the eyes. Glass eyes. Doll's eyes. Glass eyes dolls eyes All right, but they were shitting on This weirdo looking fuck, but the problem is the people that haven't been anonymous You know what happens Brendan shop sues those so I guess you wonder why people stay anonymous

Because they don't want to get sued for making fun of one of the worst comedians of this or any general what hat is fucking Merch wearing by the way. What is that? And how bald are you in her like? Nigga his hairline goes past the headphones Generation yeah past the headphones at this generation yeah exactly because then he sues him and people find out who they are then they google pictures of them and they're like jesus christ i didn't want to have to look at that it's affecting a lot of people you said earlier about you know they're being victims and and they're being consequences to people's actions what about

all the people that have had to see szee's face when they Googled him? That was fucking thanks to your boy. So, you know, maybe tomato, tomato. Fight today. He's like, Mark, this is... My face is gorgeous. I think these dudes

are two years older than me. I literally look 15 years younger than them. I'm hot and gorgeous. If you follow me on Facebook, you see my face. Um, my face is... Merce, you're cross-eyed.

And you have to wear women's glasses and you get no pussy. What are you doing, dude? And there's only Mershas. My cousin Matt, who's Weeby in the chat, remember I talked to him the other night?

He went to Maine, got a factory job, and lives in a one bedroom. Every time I play video games with this nigga, every 10 minutes, oh, this new chick I met on here is hitting me up, or this new chick I met through this is hitting me up. And this is a nigga living in a one bedroom studio

with a factory job. Something tells me, Mersh, the YouTuber, there's no chicks anywhere. There's no, oh, I had a bad date last night. Remember that chick, Carrie, who I met the other night? I bet you there's no talk of bitches in any way, shape, or form. Because a nigga doesn't get bitches.

He's a cross-eyed fat lame with no skills. It's sad. Although I didn't take this that serious. They were really, it wasn't that hard of a shot they took at me.

I was swinging and put the I'm swinging a putty. You can't say the N-word with cues anymore. Censorship! You don't need to talk about girls to have content. He talks about shit from two weeks old. You look like an old Jew by the way now

his last name is Shlemiel and they know he's going to be the president and wasn't dressed like a Shlemiel my David you're going to be dead with that one right David ah you were

prepared you had the bunker and the thing and the thing what was it called with the aliens and the bodies area 51 you knew then and you did nothing

sir that's not entirely true you sent me a DM on discord alright I'll check it out his last name is Sheely or Sheil nigga

it's some J-O-O thing but what the shot they took was that hard this isn't a threat but like we should set up by the way Mark did you get lip fillers to suck dick better because I can't think of a single reason why obviously

Jesus Christ what do you think? Can I get on Rogan? Can I get on Rogan? No, you're not going to be on Rogan. Maybe. Maybe Eddie Bravo if you're lucky. I can't imagine any scenario where it'd be like...

These guys have interviewed Alex Jones multiple times and nothing. Every time someone interviews Alex Jones, it gets at least a million views. These guys, nothing. Because they bungle it. They're the bunglers. How do you have this much access to Alex Jones to talk to him and get no views from it?

It's beyond me. How's that possible? Well, I don't think he's cross-eyed. He has a lazy eye. By the way, I do like these guys. They did my... How do you have... By the way, hour and a half shows that Alex Jones gets no views.

It boggles... How is that possible? Only Peggy Hill can figure out how much my mind is boggled, how that's possible. I don't get it. Dan Schneider oh wasn't that their thing from like 8 years ago by the way they've been doing this for over a decade

too and that's not only the saddest part they've been doing this for over a decade and you have Alex Jones on and it means nothing I need my lips to be more enhanced right

for the gram for the gram you know what I mean like there's stuff that I think like guys would always like used to ask each other as like quizzes and stuff you'd be like bro if you could if they could give you a bigger dick would you get a bigger you know like no thanks lips why are they video game chairs too by the way they're not gamers but that's i mean most guys go i've definitely got a bigger dicker i would definitely if they could just surgically make me like bulked up with abs and shit i would do that but you just got your lips done bro you got lip fillers is that

they're not shadow banned on youtube they're not shadow banned on youtube by the way you can't claim a channel I'm looking at the thing that has 1,800 live viewers is shadow banned YouTube channels with 5 million subscribers

don't get 1.8 thousand live viewers so unless they're buying live viewers they're not shadow banned. Trust me, I know how YouTube works. So which is it? Are they shadow banned or buying fake live viewers? To create a

more inviting atmosphere? A better sealed gasket around Brendan's cock? Your Grindr account wasn't getting enough attention. What happened there? Did you vacuum seal around that bad boy? When you open it up

it goes pick up the guy. Royce made a grinder account joy joke was grinder even really a thing that's what a brendan through a garden hose that's a brendan shop queef it's a brendan yeah arty's back he's on about your your height and... No, there was shadow banned. They wouldn't get the notifications. What are you talking about? That's the shadow banning.

Your own people don't get the notification. Shadow banning isn't we don't promote you. Shadow banning is your own people don't get it. They'rening isn't we don't promote you. Shadow banning is young people don't get it. They're not shadow banned. And I'll tell you the truth. They've been paying for live viewers for years. This is why

the live viewer number has always stayed the same. They've always had the 1.8000, 9000 at the height of their shit. Now, you're claiming a shadow band. They have the same live viewer

count though. They rely on white losers to donate their money, not enough money to get girlfriends or anything, but to afford a one-bedroom in Florida and not get pussy and be cross-eyed. Somebody else suggested, like, you should do MMA with keyboard warriors. I'm like, that's hilarious.

Like, keyboard warriors, people who are talking shit to me That's hilarious. You should trademark that so here we out So you're saying that people that are people that are making fun of you you should be able to fight them Okay, I guess this guy was polite and from the subreddit and he's like to prove your point We can do like a kickboxing match because I trained... Why are you reading the subreddit, dude? Who reads subreddit? These niggas give a lot into the subreddit.

Why? They don't pay for live viewers because when Merce was on at Roy's the other day, it was only half the live viewers. So they didn't pay for the live viewers that day? What? What are you saying?

He kind of just admitted he kind of just admitted kickboxing and jujitsu but he's doing it for by the way then how are they shadow banned then you can't claim are they shadow banned then? You can't claim they're shadow banned too.

They're not shadow banned. They're bunglers. They're not that funny or interesting. They're at Alex Jones on multiple times, multiple interviews, hour-long interviews. Nothing interesting happened. How that's possible is beyond me. But no views from it at all, multiple times. Let me show you. Alex Jones comes on here.

Oh, we're gonna make some news. ...his profile without his name. ...because he doesn't want to be sued by Brendan. So that was that clip. And my response to Royce and Marsh. I do like those guys though I love them they turned on me I like them and they're a little

shot I found funny I found it kind of complimentary But I like them and they're a little shy. I find them funny. I find it kind of complimentary to see his face. Look at my face. Two years younger, I of all, Marsh had the vast majority of the viewers. So you don't even know how the show works. Marsh had the vast majority of viewers.

Roy says nothing. Like I said, he's a self-hating Spanish guy. You don't even know how that thing works. And you're depending on him. Sad, but I'm a YouTuber who makes shit a little runny. I explain to you how I work, but no, listen to you, faggot. Get ready for work tomorrow. Get your work clothes ready, your boots or shoes ready,

your hard hat or uniform or whatever you gotta do. Leave the internet explaining to me. I know my niggas pay for shit. Stupid. But, um, yeah. And I'm in shock. And, uh, can we not think then when they're shouting?

The lie he told today was astounding to me. He's trying. They're trying to switch up content on Running Child's channel. Did you see in those videos they dropped? They

hired some poor faggot to do like an MMA report. This is how the world is doing. Did you see a new video. What happened to betting on yourself, faggot?

Oh, no, you're trying to get MMA news? Why don't you hire Jesse on fire then to do it? Jesse on fire. I mean, you've been defending this nigga.

This nigga's switching his content cause he asked to but he didn't use you though which um Hassan Hassan Zarechka has been here what are you

blowing up Hassan Piker's been here. And we hate that. And I trolled him back in the day even before I argue. With Tom and Josh. No, his name's not even in it. It's still the Bob and Tom show.

This is Tom, this is Josh, good morning. But it's the Bob and Tom show. That's like going to the Opie and Anthony show. That's like Opie going the Opie and Anthony show. Josh, that's you! It's the ONA show. That would be like if Jim and Sam Roberts were still

calling it Opie and Anthony. Yeah! Oh, that is fucking weird. What an odd thing to do. You just need that name recognition. Oh, Bob and Tom, I heard of them. Let me put them on. It's not Bob to do. You just need that name recognition. Oh, Bob and Tom, I heard of them. Let me put them on.

It's not Bob and Tom. It's some other guy and Tom. Yeah, it doesn't matter. My hope is that Howard comes down with monkey pox and then already starts calling his podcast The Howard Stern Show. The Howard Stern Show. That'd be awesome.

He could. Him and his little fag fucking hairdresser, Ralph, probably get monkey pox. Can't believe it. I got anal fissures, Robin. Hampton's Howie. Where's he? Down in Florida, right? That's where he lives now and does his show and never comes out of the basement anymore.

What a sad fucking sack he's become. Imagine a company gives you hundreds of millions of dollars, hundreds of millions, and you literally sit in your basement because you're petrified to go out because of COVID, and you just, I think he's a complete agoraphobic. I think he was always this. He always had social anxiety.

But I think he's gone 100 percent agoraphobic where he can't even leave his house anymore. Or at least the very basic area of his house. Maybe he goes, I just want to go over to my neighbors and play chess. And it's like, well, go. but covid because you unvaccinated people and yeah he's like blaming everybody sticking to pieces in your fucking mouth yeah yeah what are you guys play chess he's just there with medical gloves on and a mask and moving things well we can't do it because of covid i mean the way we play is we we suck the pieces up into our assholes and slide them that way yeah we play uh monkey chess it's uh he yeah he's just a weird really mentally ill guy i think isn't that kind of weird how there's a lot of those like hollywood guys that popped in the 80s and 90s like that have the agoraphobia or

ocd like mark summers or howie mandel yeah yeah you know yeah they all have this weird freaky can't go out can't uh mingle with people don't want to be outside it's weird man yeah opie's turning into that and i think it's just because howard did he can't go he doesn't go anywhere i've never seen a photo of opie out like uh he he does podcasts from his house so i don't think it's a privacy issue i've never seen a picture where it's like hey here i am with a couple of friends at a restaurant like literally everybody does that i take me at restaurants that's it that's all but he won't uh this redhead faggot i hate him so much now i get why red bar hates him he doesn't go out he he i can't imagine enjoying yourself if you don't have a few you know fun people to hang out with and go out and tear it up a little

bit but hey to each his own to each mental patient his own yeah it's it's a wild uh it's a wild thing to see those guys fall into that. And you don't want to think it's a Jewish thing, but it's like, I don't know, maybe it's like an ancestral trauma where a couple of their grandparents had that really weird outdoor amusement park experience in the 30s. Yeah, they just can't handle outside stuff. Too many people. Why does Gavin McGinnis hire you?

Is it just to spite Red Bar? Why does Kumiya talk to you? This nigga stinks. In Opie's case, I don't know. I think it's from having so many siblings and not having much attention thrown his way uh that like he he only wants to be in this small little bubble of people that only pay attention to him if he goes out there are going to be people that don't know him don't pay attention to him

don't answer his every whim and and I think that freaks him out. Yeah. I honestly think it's a mental illness. That's an interest. That's an interesting take on it because it really is like, in a way when you're not around people who don't give a fuck who you are, it does insulate you into this idea of like some sense of superiority. So how awesome you are.

Right. Yeah. It's like, no, no, I can't go out. Cause I'm so famous. And it's like, but if no, I can't go out because I'm so famous. And it's like, but if you did go out, you'd realize,

if you went out, you'd realize how much nobody gives a shit God, that is perfect. When it comes to Opie, that is perfect. He needs to believe that if he goes out, he will be swamped by people that will... Oh, brother man, brother man. Check out the empties. Not leave Malone.

That'll ask for pictures and autographs and want to talk about the ONA show and stuff. And if he doesn't do that, he could always have that in his head. But if he goes out and notices that this isn't happening it's his whole world caves wow that's fucked up and i'm sure that's the truth a hundred percent it's one of my favorite pastimes with any of my friends who are more famous than me is sometimes i'll like if i post a picture they go oh that dinner looks good when was that and i go oh that was two weeks ago i can't i wait like two weeks just for safety to post things to post things so that you know nobody really you said my friends who are

more famous than me i only have one friend who could argue is more famous than. Because he's a Puerto Rico rattlesnake. But argue not that much more. And fame means nothing. In that instance. He knows where we're at. And then I say it to kind of bait him. And then they'll reply and go, oh, yeah, you have to do that. I mean, you can't.

You know, if I go out and I post that I'm like at you know this restaurant i mean i'll get mom oh you'll get mom or nobody or nobody will give a shit yeah most likely no one will give a shit yeah you were in a couple movies in 1994 calm the fuck down it's so funny like i i appreciate anybody that says like hey What are you considering your friend? They don't know you. Like, I just dropped Luis J. Gomez. We're friends

and we play video games together, but we're not friends. Like, what does that even mean? You know people because you pretend to do stand up.

You don't hang out and chill with them. I see most of it Penn Station. You're talking about where people come in and leave New York City. It's a pretty – there's a lot of people in Penn Station, a lot of people working Joes and guys going to sporting events. So it was our demographic and shit. So I see a lot of people there that go, Anthony. But that's it.

It's just like, Anthony. Hey, what's up? A couple of the construction workers down there. But I think that's awesome. But is it swamped? Is it daily? No. The recognition and passing, by the way, is my favorite

because in a way it's just an acknowledgement, but it's also like a way to tell you to go fuck yourself. When I had this show on Food Network, the most I would ever get was like, oh, eat another sandwich, you fat fuck. And I would be like, awesome. That's from the other side of the room. Yeah, I'm just showing my love i'm showing famous person i've interviewed

um ian halpern unfortunately no i talked to sam trippley i didn't interview him you meant who was on here i would have to say ian harper when that i know what you did he he knows what you did you ate shit yeah yeah so it's not like you know he didn't watch it but it is but it to me it's not like, you know, he didn't watch it. But it is. But to me, it's like that. That's sort of acknowledgement is the most almost anybody gets. Like if somebody does recognize you. Yeah, I still want to get.

And I'm not understanding this. Why? Come here. Takes the train in. An O.B. Anthony show he train in. On the O.B. and Anthony show, he drove in. Why does he take the train? If he has so much money and shit,

why is he putting up with the hassle of taking the train in? I never quite got that. Why is he doing that? There was a rumor he lost his license and shit there if they say anything at all most of the time they're gonna have just a smart ass remark or something right funny but that's it they're not like up your ass. Like he doesn't do like you don't hear about

the Shelby anymore or anything. Did he get enough tickets and DIs where you lost a license? Because why would you with the money you have be taking a train with the savages? Like you are. You can drink on the train?

No. It's not that kind of train. Like the old train stories. They ask you to take it here and take it there. It's a quick train ride. You're not jerking at a train ride. But why does he have to do it now? And he's been doing it for about five years, too. He owns an apartment in the city. I would assume a garage in the

city. I know he doesn't live in a house now, but when he had the house, what could he do in an O&A show? You drive your car, park it in the garage you rented, and do your show. He's been taking the train. Did this nigga lose his license? I'm thinking he might have lost his driver's license. Just a thought.

Yeah. If they say anything at all, most of the time they're going to have just a smart-ass remark or something that's funny. But that's it. Yeah, I know it's way quicker. It doesn't matter if it's quicker. He doesn't want to be among the poor person. It's quicker to do an O&A show. He always drove in.

And we used to get dope shows of when the car camera first came out and he was like, you savage and shit. The nigga's been taking the train and not, I haven't heard Anthony Cumia's driven a car in five years. He used to buy Shelbys and shit.

I haven't heard a story of why he drove this out here and then that. I think this nigga lost his license. I was in Kristenissy Mayer's show I don't know what it was two months ago

I did her show with the chicks ooh that was an annoying show and then I had my dream chick on there Brittany Venti yeah I had her on there but I did her show yeah I was on Simcast.

Another orange chick I want. That chick. But this nigga hasn't driven or drove, but he's into buying cars. We haven't seen Kumia drive literally in five years. Did he lose his license? I'm just wondering. Now they look she brought me on

quick. And it was right when the Brendan Schaub shit happened they mentioned it and then they they were babbling about their own shit and then

she got mad because I love Chrissy Mayer's husband because then it gets chill and now we used to see on stream I think they did it on Zoom

with their own Zoom chat for guests we were just dropping jokes to each other. And she started getting mad during the stream. She was like, will you shut the fuck up already? Because me and her husband, or boyfriend of that husband, we're just doing funny shit. Her husband is cool as shit too. But yeah, nigga,

I haven't seen Kumi a drive in five years. And that used to be his thing, driving, he did a thing, driving home from the Opie and Anthony on Gobi of Savages. Did that nigga

lose his license? Cause I heard a rumor he did. Immediately after I awake, let me see, I wake up. Kinda. I kinda do. Wake up, stretch. Yeah, I'll grab a boogie. We're about to get into Jordana said she wants to fuck Kyle if he wasn't married does she

everyone does but um what about breakfast well it depends what kind of breakfast. The new Battlefield I bought. What's the new one? The only good map. Dr. Dispersack played.

Eggs and bacon. I prefer a good egg and cheese and a bagel. By the way, the best egg McMuffin is the Washington Man bagel. It's with ham, not bacon. Bacon on an egg and cheese sandwich is kind of dumb. I don't like mixes like that I don't like bacon cheeseburgers

I love bacon I love cheeseburgers I don't like bacon cheeseburgers it's too much it's too much. It's too much. It's too gluttonous. Like, I dig them

both, but it's too much. I like the shit and I put on that shit. It's almost like what Dez does. Dez will squirt on toppings on the pizza, like ketchup or mustard or something.

Let's just eat the pizza. We get, like, pizza and, like, this other thing on top of the pizza. Let's eat the fucking pizza. I'm not gonna pass now. You're a bum. A BLT is good when done right.

And unfortunately, the only way to do a BLT right is you gotta do it yourself. Yeah, the bacon with the eggs. Bacon is not supposed to be on cheeseburgers. I get the breakfast sandwiches, but you do a sausage more. I don't mind the sausage, but even the sausage thing is a little too much. The ham is the best. The egg and cheese sandwich with that thin slice of ham is great, and they sell those slices,

although they're not as good as McDonald's. Does seem like a damn genre of pussy, or pizza, and rants. And, dude, when it comes to her, woo.

Brenda Schaub, though, the new incredible line this faggot you're switching up your content and hiring people so Brenda Schaub's business plan going forward is

he's hoping for this there's no longer a podcast or anything he wants to become an MMA news guy so he's hiring some poor faggot to just do a quick clip

cause that's how you make money on YouTube trying to steal my model quick one minute one minute clip. We get a shitload of views. You get paid way more. Let's see this line.

I'll have some news for you as far as old school fight pain goes too with Mr. Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, Brian Conn myself but yeah not happening there was no news he's got a new crew

Shingilis Aria Mark Norman that's a new crew faggot not you Shingilis Aria Mark Norman. That's a new crew, faggot. Not you. You're not invited to the new crew. You got rid of the new crew. They're not inviting you, stupid.

And I honestly think that was kind of a dig at Rogan like he didn't even do your show and he was there and these niggas said be mad if you didn't do it he didn't do it faggot nor was he nor was he

going to do that show was he listen in no way shape or form there's no gas I think the fake post or like, they've done this twice in two weeks. They've never done it in the 10 years they've been operating. But two times this week, the post went out.

I want you to send this and that. So they go, oh shit, he's really not doing a social media channel. I've done it two times in one week. Hasn't happened in ten years I ever did it. What's he doing in one week? That's sad. That's sad.

But I want to see. I need to see if this actually works. I want to see. I need a tag to work. I need a thick one. Okay. I'm going to write a thick one. Right here. I didn't hear her. Yeah. We're going to go to the museum.

I went there four hours ago. Got 3,000 units. One, seven, eight, nine, ten. Are we going? Yeah, new business plan didn't work. Faggot. Well, I'm doing running a shot of content now. At Firestone Complete Auto Care, your car is serviced from top to bottom, hood to trunk.

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Tire replacement. Welcome to Thick Boy Fighters. Let's dive in. Heavyweight Tom Aspinall took to Instagram to thank his fans, team, and medical specialists after his horrific knee injury at UFC London. The freak accident ended what was sure to be an electric bout with fellow heavyweight contender Curtis Blades. In the post Sunday night, Aspinall said, Last night wasn't my night. My training camp in the build-up to the fight has been brilliant.

Sometimes these things happen. Now is the time to recover, rebuild, and come back stronger. Wanted to say thank you to the UFC, the doctors and paramedics that looked after me, but also to the fans. For all the messages you've sent and support you've given me in the build up to the fight and after the freak injury. You're all amazing. Want to thank Curtis for being a true gentleman, it didn't work out how we both wanted, but to come and see me after for a beer makes you a legend in my eyes. Finally, my team and my family, we all know this is elites. against you. I don't want to hire you. I paid this poor fuck to do this.

And by the way, this is the content going forward. Yeah, the sitting around doing podcasts, betting myself didn't work. This stand-up comedy didn't work. I actually... Well, he has to do this.

He has to try and turn his YouTube channel into an actual YouTube channel. The channel actually makes money. So he's paying a dude to cover the things you do, Jesse, on fire. Apparently, he thought you were a redhead faggot

who can do nothing. And he's gonna dominate you soon. Which he thinks to do this. He's in your MMA shit. What'd you do with the boys? Why not hire you? Why not, Jesse?

You defended him. You're gonna suck his dick. He hired this nigga. He's doing quick clips to try to get the CP. Nigga's doing the way it needs to be done. He's gonna fuck you, Jesse

on fire. He hired this dude. By the way, this is the content going forward. I'm running a shop. Shit. See, I already sent this down. Sport. We live to fight another day.

Big love, Tom. Despite being disappointed he couldn't prove himself against an elite competitor, Curtis Blades doesn't plan to wait for Tom's return to run it back. At the post-fight press conference, in a video obtained by MMA Junkie, Blades indicated he is only thinking about moving forward. boy. This is running the shop thing on the floor, by the way. Of course, the seal left them. You can't justify hiring Chin anymore. Unless you got Chin just doing editing duties.

The podcasting stand-up thing is done. As it should be. This I hate to give the nigga credit, was the smartest move Brandon Schaub ever made. I just take my channel, hire a dude with a voice,

and do this and make money off of you. The smartest thing Brandon Schaub ever could have done. It won't save his channel, by the way. It won't, because I'd assume there's other MMA channels that do this, they got into it late, but, Jesse on fire. We didn't get you. I'm wondering. He landed the kick. I went to counter. He dropped. Yeah, that's all I know. I'm not

risking my ranking. I won the fight. Heading into this fight, I envisioned the winner, which is me. The winner of this fight would be fighting the winner of Tui Vasan Gan. So I'm not going to pass up an opportunity to fight those guys when it's right there to wait for Asmaul to heal and run it back. After his second round submission of Jordan Levitt, Paddy Pimblett made the most of his opportunity with the mic to advocate for men's mental health listen if you're the man and you've got weight you lost a fight to this guy you should kill yourself it's on your shoulders

and you think the only way you can solve this by killing yourself, please? It looks like Pinocchio. Speak to someone. Speak to anyone. The move, which was universally praised, wasn't enough to change the opinion of Muhammad Mohaif. In his post-fight press conference, Mohaif told reporters he doesn't believe that Pimblitt is a good role model. By the way, people, this is Brendan Schaub's content going forward, this clip,

with the dude speaking fast. There's no more podcast. I don't know if they're in a cake and staying CLF. This is their business plan going forward. So get used to it. Will it work? I don't know.

I don't know the MMA world. Will this work? Brendan Schaub just hired a dude in the MMA world. Not Jesse on fire. He hired a dude and said, make it work this way. Podcast stand-up isn't the way, but the new way for Schaub to go forward,

will it work, though? In the MMA space, I don't get a lot of media attention that should get it. Example, Arnold Allen. It's Leon Edwards. It's Tom Aspinall. Nathaniel Wood. These guys are amazing. Good examples.

I don't disrespect- I'm on Sick Boy's channel. I'm Brendan Schaub talking. Media guys. But you give a bullshit guy like Paddy Pimlet attention. These guys never ever reach the top 15. Like realistically, who understands MMA, they'll never reach. I don't think he's a great role model for young guys.

Please follow Tom Aspinall, Arnold Allen, Leon Edwards, real men outside the cage and inside the cage. I'm proud to be on the same card as a man like Tom Aspinall. Mohaev continued by blasting Pinlet for mooning reporters at the official weigh-ins for UFC London. This guy pulls his pants down. A man doesn't do this. Women don't do this stuff. Pull his pants down, get fat, drink beer like animal. Men in Liverpool, I know real scouse people. They don't do stuff like this. This guy is just too much. I'm not a hater. I just want to see a younger generation follow a real man. Light heavyweight Alexander Rokic shared a video with his Instagram followers after an altercation he had at UFC London with Jimmy Manua. According to Rokic, he was sucker punched by Manua after the event. Jimmy Manua, you piece of shit. You son of a bitch, man. This is stickboy going.

This is Brendan Shaw going to court. There's not going to be the Furnick Kid or King of the Stings, people. We're not going to prepare you. We're not going to see Shaw anymore. I guess I'm going to interview him, of course. I remember Perry Hughes.

He's switching up. This is what it is. This isn't even a short show. I think I have a question that's gonna fly here. Why'd they pass you out? You suck their balls so hard. I don't know why. I guess I'm gonna put it there. By the way, Sean probably should have a job with this.

He hired this guy. His dad is working on doing this. Well, in a game. So, it was probably done to death in the MMA world. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it.

I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it.

I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it. I don't know if you know it MMA world. I just don't know it. Um, Shav... Shav... Gatorade Comedy. And it's gonna be a celebrity. Shav... Gatorade Comedy. Thank fucking God. Thank fucking God I got into comedy and I get into things. If you see a channel change, they're going to ask a YouTuber. And how do YouTube do the YouTube videos? They send you money off of them. My background is this thing. You don't even pay rent for it. Now, we make real money on YouTube. There's no ad revenue.

So now, it's trying to get into that space, which is dope. Uh-oh. Are you seeing this YouTube thing? Wow And what a pussy move you did last night on me guys I'll just let you know that after the event at UFC London, I was escorting the security's escorting me to the track I'm just kidding. Transfer to the hotel, back to the hotel. And Mr. Still Sleep was sitting in my row at the end of the row.

So I needed to pass him by. And I passed by and he talked to me something. I didn't really pay attention first and the second uh I have nothing to do with that guy you know for me this is over so I start to turn away and he sucker punched me and even in that close range he couldn't catch my head I think he hit me with the forearm on my neck and the securities were so fast here and they separate us. Man, what a fucking pussy move. You knew that I'm be alone in London by myself.

You knew that I had surgery nine weeks ago and you did this. Man, you're such a bad, bad loser. And I want to people know what a piece of shit you are. You know, I'm gonna stay in your head forever. I retired you, I knocked you out, and the world saw that. So, happy retirement, Mr. Sleep. The pair share a history together inside of the octagon, with Rakic winning via head kick KO 42 seconds into the bout.

Manua shared his side of the story with BJPenn.com. It wasn't a sucker punch. We were face to face and I slapped him and he moved away and did nothing. The security came and that was the end of it. And I didn't make a scene. I told him I was going to slap him when I saw him and that's what I did. He was walking past and I said to him, what are you saying now? And he was acting all confused.

He tried to keep walking so I slapped him. And he was like a fox in headlights he didn't say anything after manua continued that it's not over the fact he lost to rakic but that the austrian is disrespectful as a winner the fight is the fight it's not the first time i've lost i've lost a rumble johnson gustafson ozdemir i've lost to blakovich and we're all friends now. I text them every now and then to check in and we're all respectful. In five hours on the channel 100,000 subscribers. So even this failed? So even this failed? But he's trying. Shab is trying.

We're dying. Take the L. L. But even this found? But in real time, he was trying to switch it. He admitted I can't sell tickets for a ton with the podcasting. He's trying to become an actual YouTuber. Well, he's so lazy, he didn't even do that. And that poor faggot who has to work for Shab.

Eugh. When Shab and Daddy's money. Was it a little too late? I'm wondering. Was it a little too late? I'm wondering. Was it a little too late? Or will Shah become... The thing he wants to become now is an MMA news channel with someone else, not him, doing it. And then... doing it new clips is it

yeah not gonna do it I'm worth it to leave him to do this switch Rocketsch, I don't know what... Once again, Jesse on fire. Why did he hire you? He's a junior veteran. He sucked his balls, there wasn't anything. Now he's going after your thing, but you're bringing him up. ...what it is. I got asked by a fan what fight do I want back and I said the one with Rokic. Because I feel like I didn't get to show my real skills.

He came back and said oh I knocked you out, do you need some money off the 50 bags I earned? Or he sends stuff he bought and says he bought it using the money he got from knocking me out. Just being proper disrespectful and I said to him, when I see you keep the same energy and that's it. I just had to give him what he deserves for acting like a troll and a keyboard warrior online. Thick Boy Fight News reached out to lightweight contender Michael Chandler for his thoughts on how the- He didn't want to say Th boy fight news. The sick boy fight news reached out.

Are you out of your fucking mind? Sick boy fight news. So Shab abandoned the podcasting community thing. I'm going to go this way. Job abandoned the podcasting community thing.

I'm gonna go this way. Kind of a smart pivot, I'll give it to him. If you can make it work. But you defended Jesse on fire. He said, fuck you. And your whole career has been itching for this faggot, too. It's just sad to me, Jesse on fire. He didn't do it and said, fuck you. He went to some goofy dude with a voice.

UFC London card went down. The atmosphere was electric. The UK crowd is just different. The way they get behind their fighters is amazing. Molly looked sharp and dominant. Patty overcame a very sticky grappling attack, showed composure and got the sub, then got the whole crowd going on the mic.

It was unfortunate how Aspinall and Blades ended because their first few exchanges said the fight was about to be very fun at heavyweight. Looking for more original MMA content? Check out the rest of Thickboy YouTube. Exclusive interviews, opinion, and fight analysis with it. On the Shob Show, Food Truck Diaries, and Fight Night Flashbacks. Subscribe so you don't miss any of the action. Shob hired a guy to try to save his YouTube channel. What happened, though? Because the way I hired this guy was to get views because Shop Channel is dead.

He didn't give a fuck about the live streams. He was talking about the views and things that actually matter is what he was talking about. Did that video get actual views now? Got 3,000 views. And that's it. Oh, and then I did nothing. Although, I just took a look at the overall product. This faggot, that was a lot. Cause this nigga's thinking it's dead dead.

Got 3000 views. No, it's on par. So, Shobb is no longer stand-up, no longer the podcasting. They're entering the we're doing MMA news world. And he hired a guy to read it and edit it. By the way, that's the best plan going forward. It didn't really work. So far, it might work in the future.

I don't know any MMA faggot thing about, might work in the future, but Brendan Shaw, Thick Boy, is now MMA News. What a way for a narrator. Not Brendan Shaw. He better himself. Better to do with the content. Rebound them. By the way, are you Brendan Shaw defender faggots in the audience? You're like, you know, yeah. There are new goals in MMA videos.

Which this dude reads them and does their thing. So, that's the new Brendan Schaub channel. Get used to it. Brendan Schaub's not doing anything. Because why would he? Because he hasn't made any money. Because Brendan Schaub is technically a YouTuber and you have to make money off of YouTube and get views and he wasn't getting any. So I got why he did this. But will it work?

And no one that watches MMA could tell me if it'll work or not. I guess it ain't kinda working. Like that video I watched, couldn't be a game. He could be a big guy. Although Brendan Shaw was probably so lazy, he was so late in the game, he hired some dude to really, so Brendan Shaw is not going to be in any videos anymore. He hired that dude the car fight. Oh no! It's from Quark. Yeah, how are you though, Quark? You know I love you. You know I love you cork, though. The nigga is switching.

This is official, by the way. This is the Brendan Schaub content. There's no more podcast. King of the Sting. That's done. They lost everything. Turned White Boy into Nari That shit

That's the new content you're gonna see All the king in this thing Nari That's done What you need that White Boy to do Is burn in the shops content going forward So I wanna know from you, motherfucker. Quark.

I call him Quark. I don't know. Jesse on fire. He didn't get you, though. And Jesse on fire wouldn't do a goofy thing like that. But, um, it's like, then Brendan Schaub switched up his content,

literally live. I'm not fucking with you. That's his new content going forward. Nigga, you saw that. He talked, they put video graphics, but that's the content going forward. He makes no money being funny and doing stand-up. That's done. Uh, now I'm seeing, I heard this dude that talked over MMA clips. He's going to just Jesse On Fire's territory. I would assume other niggas' territory.

But is he doing the best? Of course he's not doing it himself, by the way. I would love to ask Jesse On Fire. He's going after you. But you defended him. but you made him think I'm the MMA guy, just on fire. But he's challenging you, nigga. He doesn't want people to watch your clips, he wants them to watch his clips. And he hired a dude that doesn't stutter like they're retired to watch his I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.

We're in a shop. He's telling me you need to be honest. I love to be honest. We're doing our own thing. We don't know what that is. It's a part of the science of the internet. I'll show you one second. I don't know what's going on. I don't know why I'm wearing those M&A snacks. And I was just sitting there looking at Jesse.

And that's how he fucked up again in the anime. Alright, alright, Brian. You get hired to do the voiceover. You make videos better. What are MMA news? That's not what we were running shop at. We were running shop at. Hired niggas. Say to me, say to me when I shout out something. I'm gonna say something like this. On MMA news. And then it goes to fuck.

And then it goes. That's how dumb he is. How sad is that guy? How sad? What nigga did he give 200 bucks a week to the NFL? How sad is that? He wasn't in the Jets. Theethro Farr is huge, so. Woof!

Where did we get flying? I don't think the niggas have accepted this. This is Brendan Schaub's content going forward. Some white dude you never met before. Brendan's already on the internet. They're reading MMA shit. There's no World of Fire in a kid. There's no more to firing a kid, there's no more kids gonna stay. They're already doing the, you know, leaving. Get over it. Burn it out and pay the rich kid a favor, it's done, it's over.

Her in the kitchen is done. His dad's losing enough money to bring it up. But I was like, what's our MMA channel? We're just some white boys and some weirdos. They've got no views, you know, but. It's done. So now, the fighter and the kid thing is being turned into an FFH now. By some white dude who's not running the show, I'm talking. Running the show. I'm tough. This ain't a show he's not.

Freakin' sad. That's what a show is! I was young in high school and Kyle took three shots at me. I think I was in high school when they fucked and shit went on here and they gave me a hook up. I remember in high school, my high school, we had the underground thing set up. Under, um, we had like a high school, she had, um, the theater, right? The underground thing. There were things in places, I got so much pussy my dick sunk during that asynchro. I go back, my first blowjob from Diona,

hood black, she was sucking my dick and swallowed my cum when I was 15. Awesome girl. Yeah, back in the day, we had schools and shit. We all had that. I grew up where you grew up. Yeah, that shit going on. I don't know what you're thinking.

Yeah, I played earlier. I don't know why. Shops new content. It's hiring white boys to do quick MMA video news. These are done for, I wish it would and it would be up all night. Yeah. Des! You didn't tell me how, I wish you would then, but we have all right. No, that's... Des!

What? Did we get the Chinese? What? I don't know, did we get the Chinese? It's already here. Oh, yeah. You're a little happy. Des, I'm not really matter, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, we still have community. Yeah, odd. Shob, what should I explain to you niggas? Why do you make so much money I'm not just in a fire though. And the other thing is, I'm not just in a fire. I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire.

I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire. I'm in a fire. Not Jesse On Fire though. He literally stuck his balls to the side of Jesse On Fire. I think I hired a voice over

to do what you do. He's competing with you, Jesse On Fire. Shawb is trying to compete with you, Jesse on Fire. Shob is trying to compete with you. Hilarious thing. And you're the only dude to talk instead of this retard ass. This standout pocket earning hilt. Shob is now in Jesse on Fire business.

And how about this? We support Jesse on Fire. Why isn't Shaw trying to do this? I don't know what's the word in that, Jesse on Fire. I don't care for MMA news. I think you're a faggot if you do have MMA news but if you do I support you more than Shob now paying a

white boy with a voice to follow MMA I support you more Jesse than Shob since now Shob is only going to have to do your career. Who are you? You hired a white boy to read and do a show for him.

I support you, Jesse. I do. Jimmy, look at that like 40,000 subs. This chick is only four months old. You better have more subs, dude, right? Uh-uh. Shob is going after Jesse. Yeah, me, Shob is, Shob is going after Jesse on Facebook. Jesse. You're looking at me. Shaab is going after Jesse on fire and taking his audience.

You're looking at me. Shaab is trying to steal Jesse on fire's audience. And I'm the white boy to talk. And right now, behind the scenes, Jesse on fire is freaking the fuck out. I'm like, who are those guys? Why is he going after me? I started talking to him. I'm like, dude, I know this dude. We talked to each other.

I'm defending him. Right now, Jesse on fire is like dabbling behind the scenes. He's like, why are you defending him, why is he going through my thing? Why is he trying to do MMA news? Why is he trying to do MMA news? Why is Brendan doing that? Oh, Jesse on fire. Apparently he's going through MMA news

and he's gonna sell your audience he's trying to but there's no way dude and his daddy money is gonna try to put together not just talking with a great clip

it's gonna fail though I believe in Jesse on fire, because Jesse on fire actually does this shit and talks about this shit, does any hires, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on fire to do MMA news more than Brendan Schaub.

Or Brendan Schaub's new business plan is MMA news with some white boys now fucking retarded like Brendan Schaub to do clips and shit. I support you on Jesse on fire. Don't let me down, though. You hear him saying it's good. Jesse on Fire, don't let me down. That Wild's clip. Where some shit channel doesn't work.

I'm a shit channel guy. I'm a shit channel. I need nothing. I'm a shit channel dad. The fact. I don't know what it is. Alright. I'm so dead. The fact, I know I'm watching, but, alright.

I'm getting pussy, get my dick sucked into the channel. But, the fact, this late in the game, this nigga's trying to switch his channel to MMA news, it's so fucking sad to me.

You're doing it yourself, but you're live streaming a shit faggot. Now you're assuming an MMA news channel. Silly afterwards. And Jesse on fire is a, I don't like him, but any other channel, like, I'm saying, where the fuck is Jesse on fire going, what the fuck are you doing, nigga? You can hire me, but you don't have to hire me. Brendan Schaub is doing MMA. He's not doing podcasting or anything. The new Sick Boys Focus is MMA news. And they're Thick Boy's focus is in the meanings. And they're challenged that no more niggas defending them.

Which is odd to me. I don't get it. It's bizarre to me. And we're already asking to get civil support stuff. I got rid of that. The podcast that the Center of Comedy Couriers done and so I'm taking everything. I'm running a show over there, I'm a YouTuber. What am I gonna do?

I'm gonna do MMA news. But you're the center, I'm a YouTuber. What do I do? I do MMA news. But, you know, I just want to hire you. Okay. All right. And they set up a channel to compete with Jesse Elfwater. They're competing with Jesse Elfwater. They hired a white boy. Who clipped specifically. You know what I mean. With Jesse Elfwater, are you thinking about that?

No. I don't know. I'm just inferring everything about that now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna need to go longer too. Let me see here. It's a whole bottle of vodka. I'm gonna sit here and drink vodka. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why.

I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. Kjell Andersen www.btistudios.com Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok