The Yewneek Pod - Sam tripoli bashes yewneek . Responding in kind.
Episode Date: May 24, 2022Sam livestream from his car. Yewneek enters his chat. Tripoli gets triggered. ...
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Just block me like I'm Satan
Glammy all up, all up
Headed, low ball, the opposite
Right in the head, it's Glammy, great
Glammy's raising cause I go show
Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call
Boy, where the dude at, at, at
Where the dude at, at, at
They say you spittin' fool for thought, where the Jew at, at
Yo, your pussy look like Shaq, where the screw at, at
I got my bounce for the house, just a newfound zap
What you say, yeah
We go off in the flat, super say, yeahfound Zep Louder! What you say, yeah?
We go off in the flat Super Saiyan Keep the game fly, boy, we play, yeah
Bout to fuck the world up Ronald Reagan
Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett Then she raised a bot king like Angela Bassett
She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett
Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett
Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city?
I'm the weird guy, people lolly, then you're ridin' with me
Then I call my brother, can't you hear me?
It's a powerful show, right? It's a very, very powerful show
Hey, oh, Yeekness is here? Yeekness is here?
Is Yeekness here? Good, Yeek!
Is Yeek unique in entertainment and house?
Hey, brother, I just want you to know
I know that you're live streaming my shit, dog,
and you know what you're doing.
So you want to live stream it, brother?
Live stream it away, okay?
I don't give you fucking permission to do it,
but I also can't stop you.
But don't cry when people come after you, dude.
Be a grown-ass man.
Be a grown-ass man.
If you weren't doing something you know is wrong grown-ass man be a grown-ass man if you weren't doing
something you know what's wrong you wouldn't use a fake name and you wouldn't cover your face
but you do that and you know what you're doing and that's okay i don't hate you brother i don't
i can't do anything for you you gotta do you brother but please please stop crying
before coming after you because you know what are coming after you. Because you know what the fuck you're doing.
Alright?
You know what the fuck you're doing.
You're putting out bad energy.
And that's why bad things are happening to you.
You know what you're doing.
So good luck, bro.
Good luck on that.
And when you get ran out, when you get ran out, brother, you got nobody to blame but yourself.
You're your worst enemy. You're doing it for a profit and you're doing it for purpose there's nobody to blame but yourself so enjoy
that do what you gotta do don't give you permission to use my content but i can't control you dude
and i'm not gonna spend time in my life fucking going after people and doing all this shit, okay?
So, going back to these podcast boys.
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Invite Sam Tripoli on a live show to debate you after party and be live tonight.
He won't.
I've been on a live show with him once,
and he pretended he had no idea who I was and shit.
You watched
The Negotiator? Yeah, fuck yeah.
Great movie.
Fucking Kevin Spacey is awesome.
Samuel Jackson's good.
What did Sam say? Oh! Asshole decided to do a live stream last night from his car
and i hit the chat and oh boy Of course, mad dubs on Warzone today.
Mad crown wins.
I played mostly Fortnite today.
Fucking nobody plays Warzone anymore.
It's hard to even play it when the people you play with don't play it anymore.
Your last 13 videos are about Shab.
Isn't it time to give it a rest?
No.
And what would you care what my last 13 videos are about?
That just means nobody else I usually talk about is doing anything interesting.
We're watching the fall of Bapa himself.
This has to be chronicled.
He just bragged, because I guess his special hit a million views,
and he put, in under a month, my special hit a million views.
Nigga, Tom McDonald's songs hit a million views in less than a day.
Took you a month.
Massively disliked.
And it's fucking pathetic.
Everyone makes fun of you.
And you did a whole promo tour and went on Rogan.
Sad.
Truly sad.
First of all,
we're doing Zoom court.
And who cares if I saw him in person?
You'd be afraid if he saw me in person.
I told y'all, that second special,
the Gringo Poppy,
is worse than the first one.
I know that doesn't seem possible, but it is.
And on the first one, you could even give him the pass of,
well, he was this fucking fighter who just started stand-up,
and now apparently he's been doing it for years. Schaub is a trained fighter why don't you go look at my rap sheet
and see what I would actually give a fuck
if someone was a trained fighter
and you go look up my arrest record see what I would actually give a fuck if someone was a trained fighter.
I'm gonna go look up my arrest record and see if I'd give a fuck
if someone's a trained fighter.
But it's over for him.
Brendan Schaub is a YouTuber,
and we've showed his clip channel,
44 views.
He makes 100 grand a year on YouTube,
and he has to pay everyone around.
He's paying for friends.
Brendan Schaub pays people to be his friend.
It's fucking sad.
By the way, in Fortnite,
they're already teasing.
They got rid of all the Star Wars shit,
the lightsaber and shit,
but they're teasing the Obi-Wan Kenobi skin from the new show coming out.
So they're bringing the Star Wars shit back, which is dope.
No, he's not making more than $100,000.
We checked his social blade.
And I'm a YouTuber who makes money on YouTube.
I know how much other YouTubers make, stupid.
He's a rich kid at this point just using daddy's money
and it's sad
I have to worry about his dumb brother
who gives a fuck about his brother
he'll destroy me
he'll destroy me he'll destroy me everybody
uh
these are a bunch of new viewers too
you never got to see
when I played um
oh you don't even know
who me with dreads is
you niggas don't even know who me with dreads is. You niggas don't even know.
You're a bunch of new people.
What the guck?
Guck?
Is that like Gak?
Remember Gak back in the day?
I'm a Star Wars dork.
And a tough guy.
Christian, I'm a drug...
Oh, I don't do drugs.
Once again,
it's always Spanish dudes
defending Chav.
I don't get it.
Are you walking around with a butt plug?
You'd think they'd dislike Callan more?
Never heard that since high school.
But you're 20, so... High school was like two years ago for you.
I'm assuming.
Anyone who defends Chobb is a moron.
Oh, yeah.
The dude threatened Bobby Lee.
If you're still on... Like, if you were a fan of Brendan Chobb to begin with, whoa.
It's like the last remnants of Carlos Mencia's fan base going, fan of Brendan Chobb to begin with. Whoa.
It's like the last remnants of Carlos Mencia's
fanbase going,
yeah, but I still like him
and he's still funny. It's like it's over,
dude. He got exposed.
It's done.
Move on.
You're a drunk that doesn't leave his house that hits women.
Enough said.
Am I Abe 101?
I don't even hate Brendan Chobb.
I just make fun of him.
I don't really hate anybody Shaw. I just make fun of him. I don't really hate anybody.
Yeah, I do.
I don't got time to hate people.
I don't care.
I really don't care enough to hate anyone, really.
Like he's suing me and shit, but I don't hate the guy I'm laughing at how corny it is and how all
this transformed and me being mentioned on huge platforms and shit now I've never even heard of the AYG podcast.
You sound like a fag though.
Max Berner.
Who names themselves that on the internet
by the way Southpaw I don't even mind that
cause every comedian has always
admitted that that
we make
fun of people but the second someone
says something about us, we get mad.
They just never sued anybody.
Are you garbage podcast?
No, I never watched it.
Well, is it?
Let me take a guess
of what kind of podcast it is, though.
It's two white dudes talking to each other.
Is that what that is?
Like Revenge of the Cis?
Or, um...
Like every radio show growing up.
Another thing is battering.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We're being rated.
May 28th why would
by the way if Red Bar comes back
and talks about me
that's going to be
very disappointing for the Red Bar fans I'm gonna talk about it in a second, motherfucker.
Shut up.
The earth is not flat.
What?
Yes, you're not allowed to gaze upon my beauty.
I own Red Bar.
Well, Sam Tripoli owns Red Bar.
Speaking of which, of course they smoke New Forts.
Alright, so Sam Tripoli did a live stream from his car.
Driving to some gig to make 20 bucks.
I mean, Jesus, Tripoli is a complete retard.
Trust me, but...
So, I hit his chat
as this dummy is live streaming.
This is what he had to say.
His audio is all fucked up
because he's doing a live stream from his car
as he's driving.
Hey, oh, Yeekness is here?
Yeekness is here? Is Yeekness here? Good, Yeek. Is Yeek unique? I have permission
well thank you
Sam Tripoli for giving me permission
to live stream all your shit
thank you very much
thank you
so I got
permission to live stream all
the Sam Tripoli shit
you heard it from the big eared and retards mouth with shit audio
Thank God, dude
Of course it's advertising how much of it do I really play until I just bounce?
Don't cry when people come after you, dude. Don't cry when people come after you.
But Brendan Schaub's crying
that people are coming after him
though.
The constant
contradiction with these people.
It's beyond
my comprehension.
No
self-reflection.
No my comprehension. No self-reflection. No... It's so bizarre to me. I don't do drugs. What did he say right there?
I can't.
It's audio.
So shit.
What did he say?
I use a fake name.
Yeah, my channel name's unique.
Everyone knows my name, though, stupid.
Is he trying to do... He's an anonymous.
He uses a fake name on the internet thing?
Look, everyone knows my name.
Everyone's seen my face. I have a Facebook group with my face on it you
dumb fuck what the fuck yeah
my name's in the chat
and by the way my family name
spelled that way is the only family in the world
with that name
per my
crazy mom and her ancestry
dot com thing
so uh yeah
I'm literally
my name's out there and I'm literally My name is out there
And I'm literally the only person on earth
Named that name
So
Not hiding
We're doing something you know what's wrong
You wouldn't use a fake name
And you wouldn't cover your face
But you do that
And you know what you're doing
And that's okay I don't hate you brother I can your face. But you do that. And you know what you're doing. And that's okay.
I don't hate you, brother.
I can't do anything for you.
You gotta do you, brother.
But please, please, stop crying.
We're coming after you.
Because you know what the fuck you're doing.
Alright? Why does this only work one way? I don't know how I'm crying.
But why don't you tell that to Brendan?
Why don't you stop crying?
You threatened Bobby Lee's career
by saying we'll get Rogan after you.
Why don't you...
He's suing me for copyright,
but his dumb thing on his show said,
he slandered me.
I get a lot of hate.
I get a lot of hate.
The faggot literally cried.
He said, the internet hates me.
Booty hoo hoo.
Boo.
By the way, this is why it's the greatest celebration and why I keep making so much Brendan Shaw videos.
He admitted it.
He reads all the comments.
He has to acknowledge that summer.
It's all out there.
It's the end.
It's over Tripoli
will always have his
fucking
thousand weirdos
who donated money to say
I don't believe
in the flat earth but I don't
disrespect it who says that
what's his opinion in the flat earth, but I don't disrespect it. Who says that?
What's his opinion on the flat earth?
I don't believe in it, but you never know.
I'm going to grift these white weirdos out of their money somehow.
What is that conspiracy, guys?
Where the whole thing is just conspiracy, though.
Who's my favorite rapper?
Of all time time or now?
Oh yeah, he'll talk about the chicken snake god.
But he goes into that weirdo shit
because that's where his money is at.
Do I deny white replacement?
No, I'm actively trying to do it.
He's a show for the far right.
I remember back in my day
when the conspiracy dudes were the leftist
And 9-11 was an inside job and shit. Whatever back to this stuff
I'm only putting out big dick energy And you're doing it for a purpose. There's no way to blame but yourself.
So enjoy that.
Do what you gotta do.
Don't give me permission to use my content.
By the way, I'm gonna burn a bridge tonight.
But I have to destroy you for saying that, Tripoli.
I gotta destroy you for saying that.
Now the bridge I'm burning, I think I've burned it before.
But I'm truly gonna burn it tonight. When you're saying that. Now the bridge I'm burning, I think I burned it before, but I'm truly gonna burn it tonight.
When you're saying that, I'm burning your bridge.
I don't care.
The court thing.
Sorry, Martha. Oh my god, the worst audio ever. after all this shit, okay? So, going back to...
Oh my God, the worst audio ever.
Shit is audio I ever heard.
And it's not the nigga recording it.
It was actually Tripoli in his car.
Driving to a gig.
Now I suppose It was actually Tripoli in his car. Driving to a gig. Now expose.
What this nigga is doing.
To his baby mama.
Oh boy. I am a one man army
they're not celebrities
I don't get that
Don't share
You're pulling a good camera for a rock
No
No
I'm not talking about the chick
Sam Triple E, the grandma
Elizabeth. Oh, I'll explain
that whole shit.
That whole situation.
I'm talking about the
terrible, awful shit he's doing
to the chick he had the
kids with.
And the evil
shit he's doing to her, right, I got another beer, I'll be right Are we just waiting now? What the shit am I gonna say?
Expose?
Dun dun dun! Takk for ating med. Kjell, Kjell! Thank you. Sorry.
Mrs. Sands was watching a movie
and we were debating whether or not
that was actually Kerry Washington
in that movie.
Rest in peace to Artie Ling,
the boys in the hood.
Do anything to profit.
Cirrhosis?
What the fuck is cirrhosis
we played that whole thing on the stream
Tripoli looked kinda fucking sad
we played that whole fight
on the stream
remember Tripoli
not only is on Rockfin, he works for Rockfin.
Kind of fucked up that situation.
But, I want to replay this clip.
Because, alright, you fucking muskrat looking rich kid faggot.
By the way, Tripoli, another rich kid.
His dad, a fucking doctor.
Powerful show, right?
It's a very, very powerful show.
Hey, oh, Yeekness is here?
Yeekness is here?
Is Yeekness here?
Good, Yeek.
Is Yeek unique in entertainment and house?
Hey, brother, I just want you to know,
I know that you're live streaming my shit, dog,
and, you know...
First and foremost,
it's not your shit, it's Brian Callen's shit.
Brian Callen brought you on
after you got accused of rape.
They first started a Patreon
that him and Brendan were owners of
and they brought you on as a host.
It's Brian Callen shit,
not your shit, stupid.
Don't cry
When people come after you dude
Be a grown ass man
Be a grown ass man
If you weren't doing something you know was wrong
You wouldn't use a fake name
And you wouldn't cover your face
But you do that
And you know what you're doing
And that's okay
So what Tripoli did
Cause you know he dates that elderly woman,
he knocked up some chick from Rhode Island,
my state,
trying to make it out there.
Had two kids with her, right?
And then he's a cokehead and a crackhead,
terrible person,
probably hit her and the kids,
I don't know, but probably.
She tries to leave him, right?
But he won't.
And I've talked to her.
I DMed.
I was like, why don't you just come back to Rhode Island?
She's like, I can't.
He won't allow me.
Apparently California laws will not allow her to take her and her kids and come back to where she lives
with her family. He's making
this woman stay out there
with the kids and
the one wearing the helmet in the Red Bar video
to visit him
once a week in that elderly woman
as he does
nothing,
contributes nothing.
He's making her stay there
and make no money.
Let that fucking woman move
back to her state, dude.
Why are you keeping her there?
So you can
see the kids
once a week.
He'll never get full cut. He's a traveling comedian.
He can never get full custody, but live with an 80-year-old girlfriend when she's 70. It's fucking weird to me
but I've talked to this woman before
and she's so afraid
she's like he threatens everything
I do and everything I am
and threatens everything in court
I always said to you let's move back to Rhode Island
she's too afraid to
I said if I was her I'd just get on a fucking plane
come back
and deal with it here.
Trust me,
no cop will show up
from California
and fly you in the kid's back.
And I'm pretty sure
our courts would stick up for you,
but she,
she's got this bitch shook.
But he's such a terrible person.
Or talk better than him.
But Schaub
I think the downfall of him
is he met Sam Tripoli
through Brian Callen
and took the Sam Tripoli advice.
You know where Sam Tripoli
is showing up at Redmark?
Sam Tripoli, show up at my house, please.
Please.
What, in that movie Conspiracy?
I'm not suing it.
I'm not a fag like them.
I don't sue people.
I don't do gay ops.
But, um...
Look at this homo.
Driving to a gig
to make 200 bucks.
Ugh.
He shows up outside
a Red Bar thing because he made fun of him.
All right. Sam Tripoli show.
Yeah, I stream your shit.
You gave me
permission to, but yeah, I do it.
Show up outside of my house, nigga.
I pray you do.
I want to drop the video of you
knocked out and going,
hey, dummy actually showed up.
Please show up outside of my thing
like you do Red Bar.
Please.
And me
and eight other niggas
going, yeah, what the fuck with this nigga?
Me and eight other niggas going What the fuck with these niggas? Me and eight other niggas going.
What the fuck?
This nigga was
a world star.
You niggas are thinking
I'm thinking world star.
Please show up side of my house
trivially.
Like you did Red Bar.
Please.
Please. like you did red bar please please
jaycon's date farm died Jake from State Farm died?
I don't hate you brother, I can't do anything for you. You gotta do you brother, but please. Uh, I don't think I've watched any full episode of The Fire in the Kid.
You make YouTube videos on hitting on people who work. So sad. Yeah, but you work in McDonald's. You know what's sad? You work a regular job and I make more money doing
this than you do any regular job. And I get to do what I want.
And you gotta get ready
for work. What do you make?
By the way,
every comedian
makes their money
talking about people.
So that's not even a shit on me thing.
You can't say,
all you do is talk about this guy.
All comedians do is make fun of other people too.
Yeah, that's what we do.
Where entertainers were popular
and they get paid to do it.
That's all of stand-up comedy and entertainment.
You don't work in it.
You work at fucking Dunkin' Donuts.
Okay.
Get ready for your shift.
You got work clothes.
Your special boots set aside.
Gonna take that shower.
Gonna get up early, right?
Gotta clock in.
What are you gonna do on a digital thing?
I technically clocked it.
Ugh.
You're a worker.
Let's go work.
Ah!
Tripoli's face.
Am I done with the Tripoli thing? Like, talking shit about him. Am I done with it or should I play something else?
No, I didn't see that. What is it? Talks about doing sports and crushing puss? No, I didn't say that.
They talk about other people and expect you to love them
for telling a story
that's maybe not be theirs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Johnny Depp trial.
I've paid
not one second.
And to be honest with you,
because I know the internet
assessed with Johnny Depp at Amber Heard,
I just
don't care
in any way, shape, or form.
It's so odd.
I've heard it. She's shitting
in the bed and shit. I've heard it.
Maybe I should care.
But I don't.
I don't think I know.
Trust me, you can't avoid it.
I've heard the details.
And maybe there's something to be said about it
but
they're both
non working
actors who so really
cares
which is my main point
but I just
nigga I saw Johnny Depp
do a tequila ad or whatever
or something
yeah
I can hire Johnny Depp
to be my friend for an hour
and that was
two years ago
he had money
they're not interesting
enough to care about, in my
opinion.
Like, there's funny shit about the
Trout. She's hit the bed, but
there'll never be any, they'll never do
like a podcast or anything shit
about each other. They're the most
uninteresting people
on earth.
So, um, other they're the most uninteresting people on earth so um when it's just done is what happened but at the same time Brendan shop ended his career and I cover him in the same time period and that's been way more
interested to me I nod like Johnny that
assault I hate using these words.
No, no.
They haven't been in movies in decades.
I'm speaking clearly. I'm drinking more.
How am I drinking more and speaking clearly?
Yes, nigga.
The only problem
with these lawsuits,
I'm not going to see them
in court again
until October.
Ugh.
By the way,
put this out there.
If you donate through Streamlabs,
$25.
$20.
You'll get an instant moderator.
And it helps me to fight Brendan Shaw during a lawsuit.
So you donate $20.
Streamlabs.com.
And they will be getting a lawsuit. I'm sure I'll have to mention Link. I'm gonna have to find him.
And they will be getting a lawyer because they're making so much of a YouTube
this month.
But, um,
I always won't.
I always shouldn't.
Thank God I didn't find a lawyer.
I didn't hire a lawyer.
My next court date is October and I haven't paid shit.
So I might just hire a nigga in October.
But that whole thing's a racket.
We don't support each other.
I am.
I'm explaining it.
Hey, shut up.
I explained the racket.
So, um...
My next date is in October.
Thank God they hired that lawyer.
I just heard October was a really... But can you imagine if I hired him before
and had to pay him up to October?
Would have been a dumb motherfucker.
Want any depositions?
No.
Maybe.
Who gets deposed?
Why don't I get deposed
as a defendant?
Dude, it's not going to reach that level.
It's not going to reach that level. how long have I been in the middle of the middle of what
nigga million views
by the way this month
I made
I'm gonna tell you how much money I made I'm gonna tell you how much money I made
How much am I gonna pay this month
What I made last month
Remember this shit was two months old
And my first month being monetized
Made fourteen hundred dollars
Next month I'll be shit what
How Thanks for the whole shit. What? I ordered you a Mexican pizza.
How?
With money.
It's on the way.
Come here.
You can't wait for me to get it.
Come here.
What?
It's a Mexican pizza, Kyle.
It's not being all dramatic.
Wait, is it just a Mexican pizza?
That's what you want.
I don't think you can just order it.
I just did.
It's on the way.
So it's one Mexican.
Yes.
You can just order that?
Yes.
All right, go away.
I thought you did like, because I saw the deal of it.
They only have the deal with two.
How do you order it though without other than it?
I just ordered it and it said okay and it's on its way.
So the dude just ordered one?
Yes.
How many do you need? You don't even eat one.
I need more than one buck.
Alright, you only got one Mexican pizza.
What is it? Two bucks?
Six dollars?
Four Mexican pizza? Yes.
I'll just order one though.
Alright, I'm down.
I'm so ungrateful.
What?
I'm still editing this soon.
I'm gonna talk to you.
Here.
On my chat.
Yeah, how's it go with you, niggas.
Yeah, let's talk about Dez.
Discussion and everything.
Corny niggas.
You niggas hear me?
Let me hear you doing that. You think I just go pass out
No I got mad shit to do
You wanna see the new AIU
I kinda do too
The part 2 of um
You dropped the part 2
Let's check that out
Ugh you niggas Don't like me to go watch Smirsh Let me check that out.
Ugh, you niggas.
I'm like, let me go watch Smirsh, the fat white dude.
Fortune of the month is nothing.
It's my first month being monetized on YouTube.
I probably set a record, by the way.
YouTube channel's first month check of $1,400 is amazing.
By the way.
Next month's check.
We're trying to get to $20,000. We're trying to get to 20 grand trying to get to
20 grand
the first one's check
the one I had to get on the 23rd
because depending on the 21st
I'm sure I'm going to afterwards
get paid on Monday to do it but
no one on YouTube
on their first
monetized check
That ever made
1400
And uh
Next one
I made more than it
On my old channel
But um
Not that much more
The Streisand effect
Kicked in
Brendan Shaw Made me bigger Not that much more. The Streisand effect kicked in.
Brendan Shaw made me bigger.
With a lot less subs.
Although, they're holding back numbers on this channel, like I said.
When I first tried to get monetized,
they held back my... I reached the goals like two weeks before,
but they didn't acknowledge it until two weeks later.
I guess they got everything really.
Brendan shot me bigger this channel,
and I still plan on getting my main channel back. Although,
technically, this channel will be bigger than
the main channel
in about six months.
Which is going to be odd.
But I still want my main channel
back. I want those
motherfuckers back.
The videos on it, I want them back. I want those motherfuckers back. The videos on it, I want them back.
So I will battle that
cocksucker in that lawsuit.
I know I got no support
in any way, shape, or form.
I didn't hire a lawyer.
Next month, I can hire ten lawyers.
How about this? I still won't.
Fuck it. I shouldn't have to.
He's a little racket
these lawyer faggots have, by the way.
I was in the courtroom with him and his lawyers.
All the white,
old white people going,
you know, you took...
You followed her.
I didn't follow her. I said this bullshit.
You're a ruling cunt.
But thank God I didn't pay somebody
to do the shit I did.
And still, we're not seeing each other.
Next court date's October, by the way.
Thank God I'm not paying people until October.
Now, October will get thrown out.
It's going to get thrown out. But thank God I'm not paying people. That's what October gets thrown out. It's gonna get thrown out but
then God I'm not paying people. I'm not talking about that.
I'm gonna say the lawyer thing.
The racket they got going. They like each other and they always think your lawyer he's that lawyer no the restaurant is it
and a ragging going assistant works for them yeah Now, the other thing I guess I wanted to do, I got it out.
I don't know why I wanted to get it out.
I didn't get that done.
I had to write it down.
I only got a million views. I only got a million views.
That's what I do.
I'm supposed to be eating my Mexican food in the back.
I'm gonna talk to you.
And what do I do? I'm going to do.
This is my challenge.
Making popular YouTube videos that get views. That's my talent. I make videos that people watch. That's what it sounds. Yeah. Yeah.
That was my talent.
Yeah, I'm locked. I don't know what you're watching.
I am sick but alright alright
I think my talent is
I'm awesome
I have a talent
where I can
by the way
you don't truly understand my talent
like I have to express my talent the way I you don't truly understand my talent.
Like, I have to express my talent the way I have to do it,
but, nigga, if any company hired me,
I'll explode you.
Meaning, like... I'm going to run what you talk about.
Let's say the Louis Cheek on us.
The Louis Cheek on us hired me
I'm going to get ten times more money
in a month.
The Louis Cheek on us hired me
to make decisions on how to run his shit,
I'd make him ten times bigger and ten times more money. Am I better behind the scenes dude?
But, I mean, not to be mean, but behind the scenes, holy shit, I'd rock this shit. on their scenes. Golden knowledge. Amazing knowledge.
How fucking
companies do meetings.
They do meetings
about me on Spotify.
I destroyed
Merton Schaub. His career. He had to threaten Bobby Lee. I destroyed
that nigga's career. He had to threaten his own fucking comedian dude. Uh oh. Oh shit. Mmm, sure.
Behind the scenes, I'd be way better.
I can have so much advice.
Some easy, quick advice anyone can get, but...
...all your inside advice. Politics are coughing and keeps on talking. There's a great lion in the island.
Here's an example though.
Here's a grazing animal.
Um...
Des! What?
Said you ordered it, right?
Huh?
Said you ordered it, right? Huh? You said you ordered it, right?
Where is it at?
I can't get it.
They're gonna wait for it or something?
What'd you say?
You said you ordered it.
Where is it at?
They're gonna wait.
It's not here yet.
You know, they have to deliver it.
Oh, so I'm wondering what you just said.
Huh?
Are you jiggling your own booty?
I don't have to jiggle my own booty.
Well, more than that, it's gonna be better.
I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty.
I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty.
I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty.
I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty. I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty. I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty. I'm not gonna jiggle my own booty. I'm not gonna jiggling your own booty? I don't have to jiggle my own booty.
Well, more than that,
it's gonna be better.
Yeah, uh...
Yeah, these niggas...
Not only him,
who would you go with?
All these fags.
All this shit.
By the way,
their whole thing is YouTube.
Nothing to do with YouTube.
What's their audience is?
We'll just go ahead and burn the shop on them.
I don't know if at our Skink Fest
2000
whatever
cause I'm gonna be
off YouTube
and shit
but um
you niggas
shouldn't learn
how to run that
none of their
teams know
how to run it
it's nothing I'm gonna run it. I have literally up there views by 500%.
Let's make a running show of Oh, man. This nigga, Brendan Shaw,
he's still a successor at Reddit.
What the fuck about a Reddit?
Nigga, there's a Joe Rogan
Facebook group with a million subscribers
who allow you to post your video in that. That's a million subscribers who allow you to post your
video in that that's a million views they don't like the cookie monster
I don't like the cookie monster
Colonel Gardner
Nigga
I just loved
They don't know how to work it
I guess so
But Brenda Schaub Has to know how to work it. I guess so. But no, Brenda Shall has to know how to work it now. It's over
for her. She doesn't. who don't know how to...
They do a fucking podcast with two views.
If my producer had a podcast that got two views, I would not only fire him, I'd show up at his house and smack his parents.
But that's what a running child does.
No views in the issue of reform.
I didn't expect to be here. I'm borrowing it.
Oh, we don't like him in here.
Get in here.
Let's go to Brendan Shaw's clip channel.
Whoa.
Get in here. Brendan Shaw's clip channel. Whoa. You know, Brendan Shaw
pays people
to be his friends.
You didn't get
his money at this point.
The editors
and this and that.
Your channel
gets no views dude.
No bullshit, I think I got more views
than he did in the month period this month.
You're paying me to be a friend.
I was talking to someone who knows you.
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
I don't know if he's a nice guy.
No, he's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
He sounds funny.
Here's the great thing about me.
Why I'm the greatest person ever.
Um,
I feel a lot of criticism.
Up here, over here.
Well, I'm going to end it.
So I'm doing it again. You know, I got my food. I was still, this cunt up here over here what am I gonna end in? someone donate again?
you know I got my food
I was still, this cunt's gone along
gonna go along
I wanna get another bear in the shop
please
I'm gonna donate two streamlamps
anything
you donate a dollar to a streamlamp
I'm gonna get something along
yeah uh I mean, a dollar's usually rather against him a lot. Yeah.
No.
I'm still playing hilarious.
I know
It's a little correct
I'm burning your head with grit.
Alright, here's one thing.
No bullshit.
Alright.
I'm calling timeout right now.
I don't know. I'm watching.
Alright.
Me and BGL we have to set that up.
Me and BGL.
That has to be set up.
Me and Mark which we need normally.
Me and you
gotta talk and do our thing.
That's gotta be said, alright?
Tell them they're gonna talk to me.
And trust me, I will
not do the BGL, you look at
the lightning jokes.
That needs to be said, though.
Me and this BGL dude.
I think that would be a dope stream.
Me and this BGL guy.
I'm sitting up.
And I'm trying to propose some shit
that can actually happen.
Me and this BGL guy
needs to happen. Me and this BGL guy need to have it. Boy, where the dude at? Where the dude at? They say he's pickin' food for thought, where the Jew at?
Yo, your pussy look like Shaq, where the screw at?
I got my bounce for the house, just a newfound zap
Out! What up Ronald Reagan? Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett
She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett
But was rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett
But was rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett
Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city?
I'm the word guy
People lie like they ain't ridin' with me
Then I call my brother, K-