The Yewneek Pod - Sober Yewneek!!! Brendan Schaub still stinks!! Anthony Cumia goes back to talk radio!!

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

AA talk! Staying on the wagon. More lockup experience discussion. Is Susi q in the market for a Cape Verdean? Schaub stupidities continue. Looking forward to curfew free nights!!! Anthony Cumia to WABC am radio discussed!! Opie in his feels?

🎵 I finally got my cards and shit so I'm happy about that. Fucking. Hey, I threw all my bills up in here. Oh shit. Finally got my PayPal card and my cash app card so pretty dope I do not know why it said that last live stream I did was fucking like the stream went and end but I ended at exactly 45 minutes anyway so that made no sense oh yeah let me do the chat thing well thank you Chris Santos don't admit it don't deny it just stop it Yo, oh, I had a day today.

You clicked this on accident, but you're glad I'm doing well? Get the fuck out of here then, motherfucker. I'm only live streaming because the motherfucker said, go live at 9 and donate 20 bucks through Cash App. So hit that donation link in the description let's get these donations coming it's aa mumbo jumbo yeah but it's good the good one so i don't mind that one mad dubs not well i played some spades on the phone i got mad dubs doing that been a viewer since the subreddit i knew i was a baby how am i a baby i'm not in jail

oh well you're welcome la american dream la la la american dream this the dude yeah i'm the dude ryan by way, you've been in here 50 fucking times, dude. I've been done seeing your name before, so don't act like this is the guy. Yeah, fucking Saturday night. I just took a piss test. Cobra Kai review. I hate the fact that they did the split up thing of the last season. What was it?

Four episodes, four episodes and four episodes. I caught the last, the whole thing though. Um, it was good. I mean, for what that show is supposed to be for it to go this long.

Yeah, it was a good ending. I mean, I'm still trying to figure out how fucking he got on the boat with Silver and why the boat blew up they got a little over dramatic with that shit but piss test

is crazy yep gotta take one Monday Wednesday and Saturday and you get a 9 o'clock curfew so after 30 days you get a 10 o'clock curfew, so... After 30 days, you get a 10 o'clock curfew. And then some overnights. I can't wait till the overnights.

But, I mean... I got some new shit, though, today. I got me a new beard trimmer. My fucking cards came in. So I'm good on March 21st. Des still standing by your side? No. That's a big no. Like I said, me and Des are done.

How sober am I planning on staying? I just plan on staying sober, like, dude, I was going too hard in the paint, man, I drink every fucking day, and even though I was calming down, like, I wasn't doing, you know, the Christian Brothers and the energy drink, I switched to, like, beer and vodka, and there were some nights I would just drink above light and take two shots, and I wasn't even live streaming anymore but it was still like every day so I'm probably just gonna be done just physically because physically oh my god waking up without a hangover

amazing no no justice for. She doesn't deserve justice. But, I mean, waking up without a hangover, that alone. Plus, I was starting to have, like, weird physical problems. Like, I was kind of getting, like, chest pains, and I would assume liver pains. And, like, I used to get, like, I think liver and kidney pains and shit. Remember me leaning straight up drooling? You believed in us too? Well, you were a fool. You were a goddamn fool.

You. Try red light therapy. Cold showers. When I'm in the shower, I take a nice hot shower. But at the end of it, I put on the cold water. That's another thing that sucked about prison. Yeah, this is going to sound crazy because how freezing it was. But, oh my god dad the heat

cranked up in that motherfucker and it's all dry so like it was just hot as shit and like you can't the showers are just hot in fact um my cellmate when i first went there he covered the top vent and like i started getting like sharp stabbing pains in my head and waking up with nosebleeds and shit and the second he left I undid it and it went away but I was like yo was I like dying of like not having air or some shit I think so but I should call stuttering John and tell him to quit drinking too now cuz if I called Stutterer John he'd just be like

this is the guy who is in jail we're gonna listen to a guy who is in jail that's all folks rewatching his divorce stories to feel better well I'm not getting divorced

I didn't get my own cell no you gotta share a cell with another guy and like i said 20 hour a day lockdown which is annoying but like i said the first month i was in there my family had a tv though and i never bought one because i just assumed I was getting out. And by time, like I knew I wasn't, I was going to do like damn near 90 days. It was already too late. Because when you order a TV, it doesn't come right away. It takes like two weeks.

So it would be pointless to order a TV, get it two weeks later, then get out two weeks after that. Yeah, it was a black guy. All my cellmates were black guys until literally the day before I got out, I got a new cellmate. And he was some white guy who was a parole violator. Pepsi? No, I still drink Coca-Cola. Is this rock bottom?

If you smell... Yeah, I guess. What's that Eminem song? That's rock bottom. Am I moving to Texas? Fuck no. Never moved to Texas. Yeah, I saw.

He wants to take Cody Rhodes' fucking soul. You like Netflix, WWE? Yeah, from what I saw. I still haven't seen the first episode. They don't get it on Netflix. I missed it because I was locked up. That was one of the things I was looking forward to. I really thought they segregate by race in jail.

Maybe in like Arizona and California they do that shit, but not in Rhode Island. Like, there's no like white supremacist shit like that in Rhode Island. So, I heard they do that in like Cali and shit though. though so maybe out there but it did not in Rhode Island not at all where's that with my 20 donation by the way

by the way hit that cash app link in the description donate they got you on an electric bracelet? No. The dude I'm going to be doing a stream with who I became friends with in there he's on a bracelet for child support. Was Wes Watson in jail with me? I don't think in Rhode Island. I was locked up in the ACI

in Rhode Island. I don't know who the fuck Wes Watson is is that that guy like the new shop or something you gotta remember I missed like three months worth of shit I somehow still made $700 while I was locked up

but Des spent all that Cordy said he was doing it. Yeah, where is that motherfucker? The ACI? Yeah, it's in Rhode Island. I don't know why they call it that. That was the second time I'd been there. The first time was 15 years ago for gun

possession. And by the way, that got brought up in court. Another reason why I pled. 40 and black and guts no life, sad to me. Name one stand-up comedian worse than Brendan Schaub. I can't. can't be done

that nigga's horrible tell Rogan I mean Rogan did take a shot a bit so maybe. I think it did take a shot a bit. Ah, man. Joe Rogan is reaching. I fucking got a new do-rag today. Someone came to see me and I made her buy me fucking, um,

a do-rag, a beard trimmer, some cigarettes, and fucking, um, what else? Oh, Wendy's. I wanted Wendy's oh well thank you

catching dirty South Jersey you're in Providence right now why did I have a gun it was 15 years ago don't ask but yeah when I was in court and she was like I don't know I'm looking at Mr. Swindell's past charges here a sort of shock and she was like, I don't know, I'm looking at Mr. Swindell's past charges here,

a sawed-off shotgun. I'm like, God damn, don't bring that up. It's all the way, please, cool creeps, all the way. We all just got fucking piss-tested, too. We had to stand in line and shit. You gotta stand in line. Stand in line. You in no way, shape, or form

thought a washed up ONA fan would be black. So no, I'm not what you imagined. So shut the fuck up. Alex. Bucky. Berkey. My eyes are getting worse. I may look young for 40, but my eyes are going.

They make you piss on the floor. You think he used to be funny and entertaining? Maybe before he took himself too seriously i think that was his ultimate downfall and like he didn't go with the joke i mean like niggas used to rag on joe madderice you know porcelain and all those guys and shit but they stopped ragging on him because joe madderice is like yeah everyone's making fun of me i'm cool with it then it was like oh of me. I'm cool with it. Then I was like, oh, alright, well, he's cool with it now

so there's really no point in doing it. So if like Schaub just did that, it'd probably end, but he's too dumb to do that. Now he's not making me go to a meeting because of a lawsuit.

Patrice brought me in. Will I ever reveal who was the secret attorney, the ghost lawyer? No, I will not for one reason and one reason only. Well, two reasons. I would never do that. And the second, I have no idea who the fuck it is remember I contact the ghost attorney through

what's it called simple thing so it's like an email thing to where it hides who's sending the emails I have no idea who the ghost lawyer is so I couldn't tell you if I wanted to. I wouldn't, but I hope the best for you.

I've talked a lot of shit to you over the years, and I will continue to, but I do hope you're finally being honest about your sobriety. Piss-tested and someone else watching is so gay. Shit's annoying, but it's doing what you gotta do. Did the job make you go to the A meeting for the... No, stop asking that. Can I vote? Yeah.

I'm in a very fucking liberal state. I can murder people and vote. Although the funny thing, though, when I was locked up, is watching how nervous all the Spanish guy was because fucking Trump got elected. Every fucking Dominican was panicking and all the Puerto Ricans were making fun of him.

He pays you to monitor me? He pays someone or he just does it himself. Because every time I talk about the lawsuit, I'd be dragged into Zoom court. What happened to your buddy Steeltoe? I don't know. I haven't gone for three months. So. Ice Ice Baby,

word to your mother. Oh, she's crazy, though. You said too much. How much is Shaw paying you to do it? Yes, it is, Frank Cornball. Am I a yapper or a crier? I'm a sit down, drink drink coffee eat donuts and cookies guy he's got a mugshot

I got a mugshot what's the worst thing, Sam Hill American? The curfew. The curfew is the worst thing. Sam Roberts had the best joke. Hey, I told you back in the day SiriusXM was going to do that shit. I called it.

I said, they got rid of Anthony, then they fired Opie, got rid of E-Rock. They're dwindling down the highest paid nigga to see how much of the ONA audience they can keep without having to pay the highest paid person. Now Jim Norton's gone, they're probably like, maybe

we can keep enough of that ONA old audience. I doubt it, though. Do you know Snitch Don Steeltoe? I don't like snitches. Where's that QWERTY motherfucker? Y'all motherfuckers better be hitting that cash app. Link in the description and donating, by the way.

I'm only doing this because I might not stream tomorrow I gotta walk an hour to the AA meeting then an hour back and then I'm gonna go hang out with somebody I'm not playing with it so no I like it.

I feel fucking great. Watch me go to the doctor and find out I got fucking cancer or something. Assholes. But. I didn't get any bikes. I don't drive, so I couldn't get into a...

They have bikes here. I wonder if you're allowed to just take them. I wouldn't, John Day. Good luck with my abstinence from homosexual activity. They would pay Jimmy, but I think they're done with the show anyway, but they're probably figuring we get rid of Jim Norton, we save probably $800,000 to $1 million, and we'll lose people, but how many people really? I'm not saying

it's a smart move. They are a serious XM, but that's probably their thinking. Cash app is too hard. You got to install it. Oh, then just do it through Streamlabs. It's still the old Streamlabs thing. I got my new PayPal card, so it's fine. You gotta install it. Oh, then just do it through Streamlabs. It's still the old Streamlabs thing. I got my new PayPal card, so it's fine.

You can do it through there. If you just remember how to do that. Or just do fucking Super Chat. I don't give a fuck. I prefer the cash app thing, though, because I kind of do need cash. I'm not getting... Oh, fuck yeah.

Well, thank you. I'm not getting my YouTube money until fucking March 21st. Because I haven't made any videos for three. I gotten paid every fucking month except for this month. Yeah, Super Chat, Google steals half. I'm still going to figure out what I'm going to do with the main channel.

Because I got the main channel back. It was down 7,000 subscribers. Every video I drop there is like it's shadow banned. And I'm not one of those assholes who's like, I've been shadow banned, that's why I'm not getting views. No. I proved to myself, I dropped

a video on there, it got 300 views, and I dropped it on the second channel with less subscribers, and it got way more views. So maybe they shadow banned it after they brought it back, I don't know I got forgot where I want to kind of just do the live stream on that channel What I'm thinking about doing

You thought this was the main channel? No, this is the channel I had to make. When fucking... Oh, I got the 20 bucks from Cordy through Cash App. There you go. I think Cordy's already a moderator outside making one. Because if you donate 20 bucks,

you become... Through Cash App, you become a moderator. And you get power through Cash App you become a moderator. And you get power. Desiree was a moderator but I had to take her power from her. Why not join Uncensored.tv? They, Gavin did offer me a thing

when the lawsuit first happened and I lost the main channel but it wouldn't work over there. The people over there wouldn't like me and the shit I do doesn't really work over there. The people over there wouldn't like me, and the shit I do doesn't really work for over there. I mean, stream-wise, maybe? I mean, it's different now, too, that I'm not drinking, so maybe I could pull it off, but does she you miss Des coming in and giving Kyle the beats and blocking people that talk shit about her yeah that's pretty much what happened

this weird way to get paid working for Gavin's thing, yeah, although, like I said, and it still holds true, he has the best sight, I mean, interface-wise, I get why Kumia made the move, by the way, another thing I called fucking way before it happened. I was smoking weed too. Did I plan on a Barry Bonds? Can you borrow three grand? Not until March 21st. any money lenders in prison there are people if you can see thing is so different now in prison because the technology

too because it used to be you would just buy shit with commissary which people still do but now a lot of niggas would be like yo you're gonna cash at me so call your people here's my cash app and then i'll call my people to find out it was put on and then i'll sell you the thing because like some dudes will have tablets in there but it's based on how long you're gonna do so like and then you're gonna remember i was in intake so most of the people in intake aren't doing that long so they're not going to give you a tablet but they want tablets so like they would buy a tablet off a dude for 50 bucks or rent a tv from a guy and they would do it

through cash app and it's different ordering shit like 15 years ago you'd have to get like a sheet of paper like this and it would have bubbles and you'd fill in the bubble of like I want coffee or something and then put it in a box and that'd be a store order. Now there's like two kiosks in the day room and it's all digital

and you pick on the screen what you want. I always said Pat Dixon was a bitch for that sucker punching shit I mean if you're gonna sucker punch Gino and not even knock him on the ground or knock him out what a bitch she's making it seem like a troll on Opie but he needs to steady income yeah probably and it's a regular radio gig but i mean so what the hell did you do for entertainment while you were in there tv wise

death stalker fucking the first month my cellmate had a tv but all you get is the local channels and you're gonna have like the they don't give you the antenna they give you a strip so you get 10 12 but you get like ion and bounce and but then he left so all i had to do was read this one book i had the stand by stephen king i read that like five times I was listening to old ONA clips since 2013 since 2020 it really has just been nothing hell I used to listen to the show live who remembers when Stephen Knight

would be dropping the clips he was the quickest ever the show would start at 6 by their first break Stephen Knight would have a clip-up or the first half of the show already up and he was in fucking England. Do I work out in here? No.

I do a lot of walking, so I consider that my working out. Yeah. It was the stand. The whole un-fucking... And, like, the funny thing, it was the un, like, the director's cut, but, like, the full thing.

And at, like, the beginning of the book, Stephen King was, like, kind of apologizing, going, look, motherfuckers, I know it's long, but motherfuckers wanted the uncut version of it the movie kind of sucks I never saw the movie and the movie's never as good as the book so I probably won't see the movie to be honest with you unbridged version I got a copy of The Stand for Christmas. Yeah, so I had to read that fucker five times.

Why only one book? Because they shut down the library because it's not a library you get to go to because where I was, it was 20-hour-a-day lockdown. So you'd have to fill out a sheet of paper and put 12 different books you wanted and you'd probably only get one but the second I put in my sheet

they put up a sign saying 40 library books were missing so they weren't handing out any so and then like two days before I left the guy was like we're opening back up the library that was pointless

because when you put in your slip you get the book a week and a half later. You love Stephen King, you're reading The Outsider? I mean, that book, the stand was okay, it wasn't anything, like, fucking amazing, though. I beat death and the kids that bad I have more people in the chat than Opie I've been doing YouTube since I was 18 Thank you for subscribing But I mean Yeah 20 hour a day lockdown man Fucking Thank you for subscribing. But, I mean, yeah, 20-hour-a-day lockdown, man.

Fucking. And no, I had no one to talk to on the phone except my aunt. My mom didn't even know I was locked up. The second I got out, I called her. I was like, Mom, do you know where I've been for two and a half months? No. Well, in jail. That's why you got a job in the kitchen. Yeah, the kitchen guys had the sweet hookup.

They call them porters, and it was so gay, because the porters run the phone. And I was in a big mod. So, like, there was only seven phones. Like, when you did get on the phone, it was rare. Nah. Yeah, my mom didn't even know I was locked up. Which I wish she did, because she would have sent me, like, money and shit.

And made calls to lawyers and shit. But, nope. I only got two visits. I got visited on Christmas Eve by my aunt. And she was forever trying to put $100 in my account. But she couldn't figure it out.

So then, on my birthday, she just went down to the prison and put in cash to the teller and did it that way. No, I wasn't in rehab. How many times have I been to jail? This was my second time. Yes, I went to jail. I did an actual bid the last time, although I'll say this, and this is crazy. I would have much rather have done a fucking year in the other buildings

than that three months in intake the intake was hell like minimum time and medium time goes by quick cause you got wrecked all day at least and minimum like I said 20 hour a day lockdown that shit seemed like I did a year bid

that's how fucking rough that fucking place was. The intake sucks. It was fucking horrible. And you're in there with like all the murderers and shit too. Because when you go to the other building like minimum, medium, you're not dealing with murderers in there. Which is not a problem dealing with the murderers.

It's just that No, I didn't hold anyone's pocket. At least they didn't deport me back. I was born here, sir. Jesse on fire blew the fuck up yeah that nigga was like debating Jenkins shit before I saw him I'm proud of Cork

they were white collar guys because you remember I was in the intake so there was a bunch of people just coming and going like a guy would get arrested and then get bailed out like two days later They were white collar guys because you remember I was in the intake so there was a bunch of people just coming and going. Like a guy would get arrested and then get bailed out like two days later. Was it like Oz? There was one guy in a wheelchair who threw himself on the ground in the shower and they had to bring in a whole bunch of staff and take him out. Oh, thank you for the $10 donation through Cash App. Hey, we've made $30 so far.

Yeah. Hit that Cash App link in the description. Did we make spreads? There were guys who made burritos. They're still doing it with, you crush up with water the saltines and spread it out and roll it, but they sell wraps now, so I don't know why they're doing that.

There are people who do do it with Doritos. They'll get water and scrunch them and roll them up and make a burrito. That's pretty good. And there was this guy, Puerto Rican guy, Manny, with tattoos all over his face. He made some bomb-ass cake. And I guess you can just get a bunch of sweets, but... And they cook it all with hot water. how they fucking do it is beyond me like I said my cellmate he was making tuna fish so he had the chunk light tuna and like mackerel and shit

but he would heat it up in a bowl and he would take a copper wire plug it into the TV there was a huge metal piece in the middle jam it into the wall socket put the big metal piece in the look in it into the wall socket put the big metal piece in the in the bowl the bowl would have plastic filled up with water yeah thank you for the donation and we boil water to get it hot thank you for the super chat 20 bucks for the super chat thank you thank you blair why did you go be in the woods? You posted bail during my intake, which I am so grateful for. I'd be sitting for another 15 days otherwise. Yeah. I still had to pay bail too. Even after I pled.

Because I'm in new charges I'm going to be facing. I still had $300 bail, but you pay a bail bondsman, so it's only like half. So I had to pay that. And my aunt put $40 on the phone, and it took like two weeks for it to get on, which was weird.

But it was a waste of money. I still had, but I'm glad, because I got that money when I fucking left prison so thank god she put it there but because i figured you're gonna need phone money but you hardly get on the phone but they give you um two free 10 minute calls every friday and i had nobody to call all i could call was my aunt She fucking works during the week and shit. So, like, out of that $40 on my phone, I left with $39.52 or $38.52 or something. But I couldn't, no, I was on a bail hold. So the second I was able to bail out, I bailed out.

Even though they made me wait until 8 o'clock that night. Well, thank you for the $20, Thomas. Do cash app. Yeah. Did Kumia have a falling out with Rogan? No. Rogan just has Kumia. I bet you

he'll probably be going on there soon to promote his new terrestrial radio gig. I don't know who the fuck Gary the Numbers guy is. I've been gone for three months, people. No. Is Richie Ross still alive? I haven't heard from Richie Ross in a coon's age. It took me two to three times to quit

drinking for good. This is me quit drinking for good, man. Like I said, for me it was a physical thing. Just physically. I drink every fucking day. It was terrible.

I felt like shit too. Like I said, a weird justification, again, because I was drinking every day, but I really was calming down too. I wasn't going to stop though.

But I was calming down. But I was so gone that I was afraid not to drink. And like, there were some nights where I would still drink even though I didn't want to. I would have like literally just a bud light and literally two shots of vodka then just go smoke weed and watch probably like wrestling or something especially like it was a monday go watch raw

or something but i was still drinking every day no i'm. No, I was not on Xanny's. Your side started aching? I would have side pain. I was starting to get this weird thing like right here. I was getting some weird pain in the middle of my fucking back. It felt like kidney pain or something. Hell, the only fucking time

I didn't feel like shit is when I was actually drinking, which was another problem. Do I want to cuddle again tonight? That's called pancreatitis. How much weight did I lose? When I went to prison I was 160

I haven't even weighed myself hold on I'll go weigh myself right now I'm 165. I gained 5 pounds. I gained 5 pounds. I gained 5 pounds. I just weighed myself. And I just weighed myself on the doctor scale. Liver disease will leave brown urine. My urine's been looking good

ever since I stopped. I never understood why people thought you were on benzos. You were drunk as shit. It was pretty obvious. Yeah, that's all I did. You remember when I was watching wrestling and I was babbling? The reason why that was

and another reason why I would get so fucked up is I am and always have been a lightweight at drinking, so I would just get so tired and me staying up when I'm dead ass tired, that's what and always have been a lightweight at drinking so like I would just get so tired and me staying up when I'm dead ass tired that's what like the

babbling and the slurring really came from yeah Kyle no one drink like you did on live your show was still fucking awesome though yeah where's broke bar I don't know did Broke Bar ever get a job remember when I met him at the fucking

Chip Live show yeah it would happen so quickly cause I would drink so fast too that was another problem like I could never just sit and chill and drink I would just so fast. Too. That was another problem. Like I could never just sit and chill and drink. I would just go, go, go, go, go, go.

No, you cannot share wiener pigs. I bet the show would be better without alcohol, actually. Dead air, Doug. Dead air. Dead air, Doug. Is he still with the fucking illegal immigrant? Or did Trump get her out of here? No, I never drink for her.

I've had for a loco once. No. No, I'm not on any medication. for it. I've had Fora Loco once. No. No. I'm not on any medication. I remember my last week in prison I kind of knew my court date was coming up. So I bought melatonin, a bottle of that

and I was popping like five of those fuckers just to try to sleep during the night. Because you've got to remember, you would have to go to bed at 9 o'clock there and you had no TV in your cell and shit. I would get sleep though, but I'd wake up at like 4 o'clock in the fucking morning, which sucked, but I still got a full night of sleep.

So I was just trying to pop melatonin to keep my ass down. I'm sure you're pleased with Trump-Musk admin. Dude, I haven't even paid attention to politics to be honest with you. Is golden hour canceled once Papa leaves? What the

fuck else is he going to do? He'll probably use his dad's money to fly them

down there or do it remote or something. Or he might get them to move.

I mean, the only one who can do anything is fucking potato head Eric Griffin. Thank you, Kyle Hayes.

Yeah, he's got the truck drift. Wouldn't it be if Opie joined the stream and was peer-pressuring unique to come here? A colon, a gephardt. When I see Opie standing there with that fucking thing in his hand, I just want to...

You used to bring Heineken into the shower? God, I don't know that bad. The kind of snacks you eat, I would never understand. Yeah, now I'm back. Back on my shit making videos. I gotta get my laptop. Start making videos that way. So we can actually watch shit while I'm doing this. So I'm kind of digging the phone

remember I used to do them all on the phone back in the day I would fucking have the microphone I would plug it right into the phone and shit hell my biggest stream ever was on the phone remember when I fucking did the live stream

to the Patriots losing to the Eagles and fucking 10,000 people joined the fucking shit on me? What if I see Jim Norton at AA? I would say, hey, I think you're cured at some point. Although that's why, like, tomorrow, the AA I'm going to tomorrow is the good one,

where it's not just people forced to be there, it's people who have like actually did it, so people like Jim Norton, the audio is better, it's crazy that I get more live viewers than Opie, that's not crazy, Norton married a tranny, comment, yeah, he did, It's crazy that I get more live viewers than Opie? That's not crazy. Norton married a tranny.

Comment? Yeah, you did. I've made videos about it. Hey. Norton told us who he was a long time ago. Turns out that wasn't a bit. Artie and Anthony still one of the best shows ever. I sound better?

You think he's a tweaker? Opie? He probably does that shit. What'd they say Trump was sniffing? What was that shit? Not coke, but it was like

a legal drug or something. Some nose spray shit? He might do that. I don't know. Do I watch porn? No. I only enjoy the real thing.

Jim and his nigga are living happily ever after. Hell, the only surprising thing about Jim Norton marrying the tranny is that the trani's white. No, I don't think Adderall. You haven't paid attention to me since the porcelain doc days.

You think Opie has early Alzheimer's? What, because he goes like this and he goes, oh, no, guys. Anthony, you're a jerk, come on, he's like, how the hell has Opie been doing radio since he's 18, but fucking Kumi got the job on terrestrial radio, do I think the drinking is why I called Schaub's lawyer still one of the most epic things ever is when Schaub's lawyer during the deposition was like so Mr. Swindell during your stream you said this about the Jews

and then he just kept going through lines about me shitting on Jews and I was like dude I was just joking but the fact that he brought that up during a deposition no it was a joke and I beat him in court too I'm dumb gonna make it play yeah I watched the Super Bowl I watched it on my mom's on her phone and the announcers were in Spanish which was fine but now I have porno in jail. Why would I say that about the Jews?

Why? Because it's true, damn it. Damn it. I'm glad the judge didn't go for that shit either. Because she was like, obviously he was joking. I love the Jews. Go Israel. Why was I in prison? Breaking a no contact order.

In bail violation. Like I said, 70% of the dudes who were locked up were locked up on the shit I was locked up. Not the bail violation part, but the no contact order part. Did I say the Jews were lame and stuff? Sure, we'll go with that. I was joking.

He took excerpts of streams I did. So he was like, Mr. Swindell, during your stream on March 12th, 2020, you said, like, yeah, nigga, I'm supposed to remember that? Even if I wasn't cocked out of my mind, I wouldn't remember that.

But obviously I was joking. Am I going to do joint custody with your kids? We'll get to that bridge when we get to there. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. I mean... Has anyone seen Mia Coppa miss me a Coppa the last video I seen her do she

was wearing like some mask or something thoughts on that boar Christy Mayer we preferred non-pregnant one Frank got her pregnant and took... Maybe the baby's gonna be funny or funny looking. I don't know. She lost a step. But she's not with Kumia anymore. I was surprised she didn't

even make it the compound censored. Kumia was just like, you know what? Fuck all my network fire everyone Gavin just hire me am I back to slay

diabetes red bar no I ain't Puerto Rican. I'm Caberdian. I might have been kissing a Puerto Rican earlier, but... Kumia was losing money. I know.

By the way, another thing I called way before it happened. And like I said, the only show that made money was Kumi's show, so I get that. And the shit like Chrissy Mayer was doing to make money was just on YouTube, not even on his network. Because she was like the second most successful person there.

But she made it on YouTube, not on his thing, so. I'm high yellow. What the fuck does that mean? Didn't you used to say to lie as a kid and tell everyone you were Puerto Rican? No. He was losing too much money for years.

He had to hide his sub count. Remember when Keith the Cop, they redid the goddamn site and exposed his sub count. Remember when Keith the Cop, they redid the goddamn site and exposed the sub count? And you found out Kumi's show was only getting over 1,000 people watching. But if you figure that's 1,000 people paying. I mean, you also got to remember,

he made a boatload of dough off of the Artie Lang deal. He was supposed to pay Artie Lang $800,000 a year, and Artie Lang brought in a shit ton of people. But then Artie Lang, Artie Langed, and he didn't end up having to pay him anywhere near that. And he got to keep all that money, so he was in the green for a while there. PR is basically Worcester with a beach. What is a Puerto Rican food? I don't know what a Puerto Rican food is. I'm a new

man. Tomorrow I'm going to make a clip about the D'Elia thing. Him defending Drake for the pedo shit. It's like, damn. D'Elia is coming to Rhode Island, by the way. Would I co-host with Steel Toe? I'd do a show with him. He didn't try to F Millie Bobby Brown?

I don't know, but the story isn't that he even really defended him. It was the passion of when he said, oh, people say shit about me online, too. It's like, damn, there's a federal investigation into you. I can't go to D'Lea's show. I think it's going to be too late for me to go to D'Lea's show. I got a curfew, people.

Don't forget that so uh thanks to everyone for donating last night fuck cash app I didn't get Cordy's donation nor Thomas's so that was 40 bucks I didn't get and they were refunded their money so

when am I going to prison I was already there sir uh fucking Kevin Brennan I guess got a weak suspension on YouTube I God knows why oh by the way if you want to donate the preferred way is

Streamlabs I got my new PayPal card Cash App sucks Chime sucks so just donate through hit the link in the description right to Streamlabs Cash app sucks. Chime sucks. So just donate through. Hit the link in the description. Right to Streamlabs. If you donate 20 bucks or more, you become an instant moderator.

But yeah, those two $20 donations I did not get. And they regut their money. Fuck Venmo. I'm not trying any new shit. We're going to have to go with the tried and true. I saw that on cable when I was a kid. It was about Tupac being a mailman? What?

Saying so where's your new shtick? Is it a shtick? No, I'm just going to put that in a thing in case anyone thinks, uh, they're gonna tune into this and I be drunk, as I used to be. Is Emily here? Hi, Emily, waving like a retard. So, when does Kumia start the new, um, terrestrial Radio gig?

Oh, it was Kumi's joke? Opie is not taking Kumi's new job in Terrestrial Radio. Good. He's not taking it well. I mean, as he shouldn't, by the way. He was the one who's been doing the radio since he was 18, and Kumia gets the gig? We're now at the point where Opie has a degree in that shit, too, by the way, and he can't get a gig. I wonder how long

Kumi is going to last on the fucking terrestrial radio gig too when he drunk fucking tweets about black people and they fire him I can tell you that's going to happen that's just going to happen he's going to be doing terrestrial radio in New York he's going to tweet something terrestrial radio in New York. He's going to tweet something

and probably get fired soon, but... Opie turned down three ABC radio shows, supposedly. Boulder Dash and Poppycocks are... I'm an internet troll coming to life who listens to terrestrial radio anymore nobody even in prison they give you the tablet and you can get radio but everyone just

gets a playlist so nobody really brother man brother man list, so nobody really. Brother man, brother man. Where's Dead Air Doug? I don't know where Dead Air Doug is. Do I miss Red Bar?

I miss the fucker. I think he streamed that while I was out already. It hasn't been, remember when Red Bar took an entire fucking year off? It would make a ton of money if they hatched it out. Yeah. And Opie was going down that path too. Remember when Jimmy kind of shippedivved him in the back

and went and did this show with Sam? And then Opie just got left to do his own show. He did the phone calls with Anthony. The problem is that Ben Sparks ended up at a compound party and got Opie's number and started calling and harassing Opie. And Opie had to get the police involved. And he probably got it directly from fucking Kumia. Doug got deported with his illegal wife.

What was that about Doug's wife? She was like an adopted baby from, like, Columbia or some shit? And it was weird because fucking Doug looked like a truck stop lesbian if I remember correctly. Yes, I gave up the weed. Man, I'm not a nutton. I don't drink. I don't do

drugs. Am I in an ICE facility? Yes. Getting deported back to fucking Guatemala or something. Is it a good thing for taking care of BAM's kids? Kind of, holy drug lord. Caffeine's a drug? Well, then, I had to go get myself coffee

just because I needed something because I'm up so early now. It's great waking up without, like, hangovers and shit, but I had to just grab something. I'm not really a big coffee drinker either, but you ain't got shit else to do. You haven't

drank in a year? Yeah, I do, Bumba Clot. Monday, Wednesday, Saturday. Hell, I fucking walked an hour and ten minutes just to go to a meeting today, but it's the really good meeting.

The one where donuts and coffee. So I went to that one. Then an hour and a half walk back. I don't mind the walk though because it's the only exercise I get. Holy drug lord, I wish. Although no, but it's not co-ed. However, let's just say I might have got yelled at

for kissing somebody earlier, but they tick my car. I don't have a car. I don't have a car. I don't drive. Any hot girls in AA? Not from what I've seen. What's up, Jason Wild Boy? You still playing Call of Duty? Once you go a few blocks, you're not good anymore.

Eh, I'm fine. I don't mind walking. Plus, I'm back where I was born and raised, so I know where everything is here. When we were living in Providence, I didn't know shit. I didn't know where shit was, because I'm not from Providence. For dance kids coming back soon. I've been hearing that for fucking two and a half years now.

And then they dropped it on mobile. Who the fuck is the other Rhode Island streamer? Her name is Grace. She's dating her father? What, nigga? The only other Rhode Island streamer I know is Club Ambition. And these are cool guys, huh?

Well, I knew Murphy's. Oh, yeah. Bucket Boy. I know him. I need a Hartford Wailers throwback jersey sweater. What? DeVito show? Danny?

I know you're not talking about Ray DeVito. Shit, I went on, what was it, Twitter, and someone threw up the clip of when I made Pat Dixon rage quit. I was laughing about that earlier. Oh, I was so retardedly drunk in that clip, too. Burger King had the best taco. No Taco Bell does her. Grace Thorpe.

Where the fuck is she from? I never heard of Grace Thorpe. And I literally know every person in Rhode Island, so. I'm not buying it. You know I'm in a trug. Yeah I was rewatching that clip and for some reason him like what's the other dude I destroyed? Pot Awful. When they came on to talk to me, they were acting very weird right off the rip, so I had to go into destruction mode.

But. Do I know any tongue twisters? Rubber baby buggy bumpers. No, I didn't get a driver's license. I still don't drive, my guy. I got a bunch of these. But they're mostly all done. Then Kevin Brennan,

what link? Fucking. Oh, like I said, the preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the description. Because I didn't get any of those donations. I only got like $10. I didn't get Cordy's or the Thomas guy's donations through Cash App. Cash App, I go to send the money to my chime, right?

And it says, for your own protection, we refunded the money. And I was like, wait a minute, what? I was flipping out on the little support AI like how the fuck are you protecting me by not giving me the money they donated so they got their money back and I never got it so hit that stream lab link I got a new PayPal card that's just the way it's going to be going forward where it all began. Streamlabs. PayPal. Boom. I don't drive any cars.

Oh, I'm... Opie's got my channels blocked. Trust me, I'm in those chats, and I'm sending shit. I know for sure he has my main channel blocked. I think he has this channel blocked, too. But trust me, I try to type off a thing in his chats. It just doesn't pop up. But yeah, I'm in Opie's chats. Don't worry. Yeah, dude, I'm out of the house every day. There's nothing to do here. And they kind of want you out anyway.

If I ever get the chance to drive what would be my preferred vehicle? A DeLorean. And that would be a lot easier to accomplish than you think. The guy with the most DeLoreans in the world kind of lives in Pawtucket, I think. And sometimes if you go to the McDonald's on Armistice,

you'll see him driving around. He'll go get McDonald's and a fucking DeLorean. I think, what is it? He has like eight DeLoreans and they're all built as the Back to the Future cars. That's like his thing. So, I should sue

Brendan Shaw for defamation. I'm kind of in a bunch of different legal battles right now. So, and he's still doing an appeal.

So, just don't start punching holes in the wall. Andy's still doing an appeal, so... Just don't start punching holes in the wall. Maybe I'll attack a fucking coat on the hanger like I'm Tom Chiasano. When are you getting back on Call of Duty? I haven't been playing shit, Jason Wildboy. What do I know about early 90s movie Poetic Justice? Tupac, Janet Jackson.

I'm really not a big fan. I don't even know where I got this fucking shirt. I think Desmond had got this for me at like five and below or something. I've seen other people wearing this shirt too, so I think it's a very common cheap shirt. Yes I miss getting mad dubs and rebirth. Have I wrote? No nigga. I only met one dude and he's out already.

Like I said he does a live stream on Buzzcast. I gotta figure out. It says guest on Buzzcast. I gotta figure out... It says guest cam on this. I gotta figure out a way to talk to him. Like he was crazy. Like I told you, he fell out in chow. He flipped out to get on the phones and shit.

He's a goofy dude. He's funny though. You're drunk right now? You god awful Puerto Rican. Tupac with the other four kids. Anyone smell there? No. the other floor can't anyone smell there no no

but uh see you gotta do like there was like a house meeting today though they do a house meeting every Sunday and it lasts literally two minutes because they just say stop taking the spoons.

That's really all there is to say. When we doing the hotel stream? Oh, we're going to be doing a very, a stream, a very exciting one coming up because after 30 days I get a night pass so and I already know where I'm gonna do it from it's not gonna be from a hotel how long has red bar not gone live for? I gotta figure out how to do the guest cam thing, but it is a thing. So, like, tomorrow, I'm gonna try

figuring all that shit. There was a thing that said you can show videos too on here, which I'm gonna try to figure out. I didn't take any of the spoons but yeah like I said hit that stream labs donation link in the description I didn't get well I only got one donation last night because cash app refunded everyone's money because for my

protection I don't know what that means so when Cordy and thomas donated 20 bucks i never got it so they should check their accounts because i'm sure they got it back so uh yeah hit that stream labs link in the description just like the old days because i got my new card so it would be really really appreciated red bar left the internet has he been I could have sworn ever since Cash App says you was scamming niggas. Really? I just asked for donations. Yeah, I'm never

going to use Cash App ever again. But has Red Bar been, he took a whole year off. I don't think it's been that long. Has it? I don't know. I was locked up for three months. Redbar turned into a SJW.

When wasn't Red Bar an SJW? Red Bar was the original SJW. Red Bar was the original Karen. Red Bar was everything. He was the original everything. It's just that no one knew who the fuck he was. He's been gone for two months. That's not even long in red bar time. You gotta at least give him a full quarter. Three months before you can start bitching that red bar has been gone for a while. You gotta at least do three months. Two months is nothing.

Probably just had to get more milk and magnesia or some shit. Or probably more nudes of his wife Jules Leith or something. Dubai still? Western Union? I don't even know what that means.

Red bar at sickle cell? Jews get that too? Well, I'll be damned. No, Red bar is not a Jew. He's some type of fucking weird Muslim or something. Lebanese or some shit. He was streaming on New Year's?

Oh, well, see, there you go. Start a prison channel? What, just the interviews on how to make the meals? His old shit still holds up. Prison talk? What, do you want to talk about, shebangs,

please perform my shadow, my shadow, I'm the greatest fucking nigga ever too, not only did I not tell you guys about that, I somehow found that fucking clip on YouTube and played it for you. Could you imagine my shock when that fucking clip popped,

when I searched through the Bozo the Clown show and actually found the episode in which I was in the music video? I look better no homo. Well, thank you. Well, to be completely honest with you, in that clip, Shop was defending Drake

even more than D'Leo was. Because even D'Leo was like, no, it's weird that Drake was talking to a 14-year-old. Wait, you were in a Bozo the Clown video? Yeah, you can just put it on YouTube. It'll pop up. When I was a kid, I was in a music video on the Bozo the Clown show.

The only black kid in it. Had the world wet and got itself in a big goddamn hurry since I'd been out. Well, I did see an automobile once when I was a kid. Now they're everywhere. Diversity hire token in Chicago. No, I live

in Rhode Island. Yeah, fucking Shaw was defending him more than even D'Elia was. D'Elia's coming to Rhode Island, too, and he's doing a fucking theater. I can't tell you how much he's doing. Oh, fuck yeah.

Well, thank you, Cordy, for the $20. And I think it was through Streamlabs, the preferred way. Hey, Suzy Q. Haven't seen you in a coon's age. I might be seeing someone of

Suzy Q's persuasion. Rest in peace, Colin Flaherty. Oh, I guess rest in peace. Welllaherty, oh, I guess rest in peace, well, fuck that guy, what he tried doing to Bennington,

still another classic moment too, will I give Suzy Q a shot, now that des is out the picture well i mean yeah come on yeah suzy q wait didn't suzy q hook up with some fucking her white roommate or some shit still got a baby mama though Susie Q hook up with some fucking her white roommate or some shit? Still got a baby mama though. Wait, I ain't got no babies. They're all like older.

White roommate? Yeah, didn't Susie Q have like a white roommate and didn't Suzy Q have like a white roommate and they hooked up and they got married and somehow he made her a citizen even though she's like Puerto Rican or something I remember something like that

I used to get drunk a lot people so I don't really remember Des Doc Suzy Q to keep her away from me? They're all retarded. He stood on business. He stood on some weirdo shit. You can go with the flow of the show,

Colin Flaherty. Never happened. That's the slurrensy talking. Well, never happened. No, I remember Susie Q had a roommate that she started hooking up with, some guy at her job. That's what I remember. Can I move back to the house with no ceiling tiles? ah, I miss that apartment so much cause that fucking, the no ceiling tile shit, that was in the basement that wasn't even in the apartment so I wish,

um, no, I can't move back there, since Desiree lost a lawsuit, against those people, so like, no, damn you Burger King,

for being home records, that's the Night Quill talking, what is Suszy saying never happened? We know what happened. We talked about it on stream as it happened. Don't deny reality here. Suzy Q

is married with three children and lives in St. Paul, Minnesota. That's just what I'm saying is what happened. Say the serenity prayer? No. Did I fill out any job applications? I did. Because I don't get paid any YouTube money until March 21st. But they canceled my interview.

So it looks like I'm just stuck doing this and though I got paid on March 21st. You're going to go work at the glass factory it's all the way in Masto that's the problem I got no way of getting all the way out there ever pass gas in recovery

meeting no I sit in the back although the one I walked to today it took me like an hour and ten minutes to walk to it Remeeting? No. I sit in the back. Although the one I walked to today, it took me like an hour and ten minutes to walk to it. It was packed today. Still got me some coffee, some donuts. Why don't I sue shop for lost wages for not being able to make money from your channel?

You're going to pony up the dough to do that? Streamlabs link is in the description. Description. Hit the description. There's the Streamlabs link. Help your brother out. What were they talking about in the meeting? There was, um, the first chick, it was kind of like fight club.

I think she had cancer because, you know, like the chicken fight, she was wearing a thing. But she didn't want to get laid one last time. She just talked about how she was an alcoholic as, like, a kid growing up. And then some other guy who seemed kind of cool about how he used to like to drink and drive and shit. I should get a porcelain documentary. It'd be the greatest documentary ever. Looking good, no ditty.

Not even a little ditty. A bum ditty bum. We can do some ditty. Fucking ditty, no ditty. No, nobody was crying. Nobody ever cries at those meetings. Because all the people who talk at the meetings have been there for a while, I think, so... Surprisingly, everybody who talks

fucking are great public speakers. Yes, Jimmernam is still alive he's doing some other fucking channel about something you know him he finds himself into some community until he gets exposed anyone get their

cheeks busted in jail only the gay guys only the only the gay guys like I told you the other night about the gay guy who got fucked by a dog on Facebook live and he was doing a year

and a half in there and that motherfucker too he annoyed me because he got sent to medium security and he was taking a Harry Potter book and I was like, yo, let me get that book. And he was like, nah, I'm going to take it. I'm like, nigga, they got a fucking library there.

It's not like here at Intake. But he took the book anyway. Motherfucker. Did I split any wigs in prison, though? You thought I was bi? What, nigga? When can I go home? I can go home right now.

I actually have a judgment from a judge saying I'm allowed back home. It's just if I did, DCF would never give the kids back. What's up, Robert Miller? But yeah, criminal, legally, legal-wise, I went in front of a judge and I'm allowed to go back to that apartment because that apartment is in my name but if I didn't

the kid would never be given back so get a face tattoo like Mike Tyson nah I don't think I'm going to do that I don't take any meds like like

I should record no I'm not going to record the hearings what are you insane why wouldn't the kids be even giving back apparently Like, Jay Leto? I should record? No, I'm not going to record the hearings. What are you, insane? Why wouldn't the kids be even giving back? Apparently, there's a DCF caseworker who I've never met but I've talked to who really doesn't fucking like me for some reason. Hell, I don't even got visits.

I got to go to court in the beginning of March and my lawyer's like, we're just gonna, no, I didn't get, I might've got your $20. I don't know. If you did super chat, I got it.

If you did a $20 donation through Cash App yesterday, I did not get it. Cash App refunded everyone their money. I don't know why. Oh, fuck yeah. Well, thank you. What the fuck was I just talking about?

Oh, I got court at the beginning of March and my lawyer just said, we're going to have to get all the visits at the next court date. Even though when I was in jail, the judge ordered that they had to at least bring the girls

up for a visit once a month. That was ordered on January 14th. They just never did it. So, am I going to start working out? Well, the long walks are doing it. Do a phone interview with the dog guy, your buddy. I would have to get him.

He was a pretty funny guy, too, actually. I would have to get him. And he actually, like, owned his crime, which was crazy. Like, shit's definitely changed since the last time I was locked up. The last time I was locked up the last time I was locked up fucking any ripper or anything sex crime they would get

the shit beat out of them now a guy told me if you beat the fuck out of like a pedophile or a rip or something you'll get charged with a hate crime or something so and the porters run all the phones and apparently i remember an argument between two guys he was like yo i do not want a child molester on the

phone some long-haired spanish guy and some black guy both ran one phone and the spanish guy was mad the black guy was letting on a child molester because a child molester would pay him to get on the phone. Because there's only seven phones in a mod of, what, 120 people? Zumach and Stuttering John are supposedly going to have a confrontation on Friday. Well, on stream or in real life. What are these guys doing? If I hashed it out with Shaab, Shaab would have to hash it out with me.

He's the one who sued me. Why was your comment hidden? How much weight did Dez gain? I saw Dez let's just say the last time I seen her she looked about the same to be honest I don't know two masters said there you got it in

I think she looked about the same. I've barely even seen Des. I'm not allowed to see Des. Did we fuck? What do you think, Suzy Q? How much did she lose? I mean, there's certain shit I can't even talk about unless I do it in a certain way.

Do I miss Des? I did when I got out, when I first got out. But I don't, you know what, let me just not say that. I was going to expound on that, but hmm. Let me think if I should expound on that. I did miss her when I first got out, but I don't know how much I missed her or how much I missed just not going home. If you get what I'm saying? Because I was locked up for like three fucking months. In three months on 20-hour-a-day lockdown,

in three months with no contact with anybody. Like I told you, my mom didn't even know I was locked up. The only person who knew was my aunt. Yes, I'm still on my Discord. Unless you're talking to Susie Q. But yeah. Yeah. but yeah and me and des aren't together anymore and she moved on and i've moved on isn't my mom crazy though yeah suzy but actually that was the one place in which her insanity would have helped. When you're in 20-hour-a-day lockdown prison,

having a crazy person calling your lawyers into prison all day, every day, probably a good thing. So the one instance I needed her, no one could get in touch with her. Post my Discord link. Oh, Jesus. I'll put it in the thing after the stream. Unless someone else has it. One of the moderators should have it i just don't want to leave this because it's on the phone and i don't know if i'll be able to get it back

hell yeah i watched the star report fucking love this star report nigga fucking love star for it. Fucking love Star. Star, the only person to beat Howard Stern in New York Radio in two radio books. No, I didn't fuck a Fifi. Did I really fuck Des' mom? The Oppenheimer movie was boring as a motherfucker. I don't know why everyone was so fucking excited about that movie was boring as shit when I seen it

does it seem like an insufferable nag to you she was coffee milk and vodka ew that sounds disgusting we're not together I did three months in jail and she moved on Baca? Ew, that sounds disgusting. We're not together. I did three months in jail and she moved on.

Basically what he said. Yeah! It's what it is. Oppenheimer was fucking awesome Oh your roomie is back Yeah Oppenheimer awesome Chicks don't know how to watch movies though I mean You're a girl

You sit down to pee You don't really know what awesome is. The dude's hair is crazier than mine. The dude? Or your duder, El Duderino? I can't stream the meetings. I can stream the walk to the meetings because I'm in a very interesting place in Pawtucket. And there's always something happening.

I walked to one meeting. There was a Spanish lady on the megaphone. You know the one? But she wasn't talking in it into it that way had a thing You know like the cops talk into what she was speaking into that and holding the megaphone like this There was a lady just sitting on her knees in the snow for like 20 minutes on the way to one meeting the dude abides. You watch it with your eyes. I love the fact that Suzy Q didn't cop to having a boyfriend.

And which we know she does. Don't let her skirt on that. I remember this. I remember talking to her and she stopped coming on the stream and talking to us because she got like a boyfriend and either it was her roommate

or someone she worked with. And now they're married and live in Tampa, Florida. It might have been Mersh. No, it was not like blood in, blood out. Although I did see a lot of fights. Was my forehead always a five head? I think I got a big forehead.

First I've ever heard that. No Brendan Schaub gossip. I'll trash Schaub more tomorrow. What about asylum like I said all the Spanish dudes when I was locked up were petrified

because they were counting down to when Trump was actually going to become president because they were all afraid they were just going to get fucking deported well all the like Dominican and Puerto Rican guys are going to give a shit are they still good at Scrabble they didn't have board games and take All the, like, Dominican and the Puerto Rican guys are going to give a shit. Are they still good at Scrabble?

They didn't have board games in TIC. They had cards and chess. I didn't play any chess. I didn't play any of the games. And the new number one game they're doing now, at least when I was there, was Hi-Lo Jack. After my job was over, I got fired and escorted off the premises. Did you? Damn. He typed the N-word in chat. What a rebel. My God, what a rebel. But, I mean... Yeah, shit's been crazy since I got out, though.

Not allowed to have a TV here. You can screen Project... Alright, alright, Susie. You can screen it on your fucking belly too, bitch. You wanna go here? Let's go. Susie Q, you've been eating a little too many of the Susie Q's. Need to start having a Susie salad or something. I've seen pictures of you.

Oh, there's the Discord link. Probation? I believe so. But, not yet. I got this. I gotta get this filled out. Meeting attendance log. I gotta do four

a week. That's right. Just look into the mirror. Is Suzy Q hot? Do you find elderly cleaning women hot? If you do, go to your local embassy suites

and look at the Spanish chick cleaning the room. And you'll find out if you like Suzy Q or not right there. Thank you. You started this, Susie. You think I'm alcohol fetal, right? Damn. Damn. damn now I'm not surrendering to a higher power now Susie's just making me look at my fucking forehead I feel like I'm Rocky Dennis now what the fuck as bad as

you ever see that movie the mask about fucking Rocky Dennis you ever seen a real dude he looked even worse than a fucking weirdo in that movie. Who is your next project? I think Skink Fest stinks. What are they supposed to be doing this year? I mean, at Skink Fest, they gotta... The final thing they gotta do is get Opie and Anthony back together. I mean, what they do, tough crowd reunion and shit like that. And I know Louis has been trying to do that for years.

I look like a black Baba Booey. Am I gonna make amends with Shob? No. No. You know what Suzy Q looks like? You ever see the Willy Wonka movie with Johnny Depp? She looks like one of those fucking Peruvian Oompa Loompa motherfuckers. That's exactly what Suzy Q looks like, man. Suzy Q looks like Ted Cruz

with a wig on. You watched Mask yesterday? Why? I should join the Davoverse? Nigga nigga I created the dabbleverse uh Don A was in here

yesterday or the day before yesterday I forget but Don A was here it would be terrible their time

is over well I don't mean like a fucking forever show I mean just one time at skank fest Opie and Anthony Their time is over. Well, I don't mean like a fucking forever show. I mean just one time at Skank Fest, Opie and Anthony do one show. I mean actually come back as a show.

He was here Friday? Yeah, that was like two days ago. Does he still own the fucking furniture store or did COVID get him the lockdowns and shit did he fucking COVID get him then he lost everything to the Gambino's

something like that the apartment on top of Murphy's Liquor what apartment was on top of Murphy's isn't that on Main Street Murphy's Liquor no not Main Street North Main Street I know where Murphy's Liquor is but but what's the name of that street?

The one that turns into Providence. I have not been following the Tupac assassination videos. And the fact that your name is Tupac goes, you might be following it a little too closely. You're welcome, Susie Q. You think Anthony's moving back to New York see I don't know about that like I said I don't think he's gonna last that long at that thing I don't think they're actually even paying him that much to do it

like I think Kumi just took the job to say, fuck Opie. I doubt they're really paying him that much money. He's probably just going to fly in to do it. I doubt it's going to be an everyday thing, even. And does he still have the apartment in New York?

Or did he get rid of that too? He might still have that apartment in New York. So I don't know all right i am live streaming for six more minutes like i said hit that stream lab link in the description get me some donations and i'll keep going live although i might just keep going live anyway i've been digging doing the live streams like this it depends though because i've been doing them just over the weekend so it might be different during the week he misses that sue lightning pussy i need to poke red bar again for content that was the funniest shit when he got himself booted for threatening you.

That was fucking, like I said, the greatest karma thing ever. Live during Redbar's show, he told everyone in his audience to report my stream and then his stream went down. And I did not report him or tell anyone to report him. Now I was stream sniping him at the time. It was the funniest shit.

Oh, and he was butt hurt afterwards. I got to do nightly streams? Hmm. Maybe I got to get my fucking laptop and start streaming that way. I got to get paid first before I do anything. So, but, I gotta get my laptop. Hackers or heavyweights? That's a tough one.

I'm gonna go with hackers, though. I love heavyweights, though. Heavyweights is funnier, but but heavy weights is a comedy and i don't think hackers is technically considered a comedy no problem andy violin what do i do for money um well the three months i was in prison, I made $700 without doing any videos on YouTube, and then when I came out of prison to get my $700, I looked at my PayPal account, and I was negative $20, because debt spent all of my money, so, um,

this is what I do for money now, until I get paid on March 21st from YouTube. Although you'd be surprised how much money lasts when you don't drink. So. Am I going to bring back the mic too? I'm probably going to get a new mic. Go on Sven Soffel's stream. We're friends on Facebook, so maybe I will. Yeah, me and Sven are Facebook friends.

Although this is very old school. If you remember when I first streamed, I did it on the phone. And I had the microphone set up in the phone and shit. Why'd you spend your money? Like, does she need it? Or just being spiteful? She has a job, so...

I guess just to be spiteful. Would have been really nice to have had that $700 when I got out of prison too. It would have been really dope. I look like I need one. No. I had an amazing day today. With an amazing person. Who might be, like I said, of the Susie Q persuasion. Now is Dad still going to community college and now

she needs money for all those we don't have the kids that's not an excuse and she stopped paying the rent for six months and the VA using my VA benefits paid the back rent so I got her like over six grand and like two days later I got locked up and then she took my $700 from my PayPal while I was locked up. I have a computer. Am I really that broke? She took the money. She doesn't have any babies.

And she's got like a new dude and shit too which is hilarious but we all just gonna move on in our own ways why aren't I fat were you expecting a merch thing happening here is that what you thought? Maybe they got secretly fat or some shit? You seem more mad about the $700 over not having the kids. Well, because the kids are still technically fine. Babies equal children

two master thinks it's a white dude i was in the navy start doing push-ups you'll have a way better girl than dad's and no what makes you think i already don't all right but um Kansai International Airport Thank you. Kanskje vi kan se på denne videon? Thank you. you