The Yewneek Pod - Stuttering John Melendez arrested?!!!! Police video released!!! Greg Opie Hughes is still crashing out!!! The fighter and the kid podcast on its last days?!!

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

john gets pulled over by the cops. Reviewing the footage of the stop . John tweets utter lies? Bryan Callen eyes the exit from tfatk pod. Opie gets completely destroyed by his chat. He explodes! Cumia... keeps laughing at Opie opie and Stuttering Juan!! Bapa still stinks. PR girl update and sober talk. The Dezonator and more

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Why is everyone saying rest in peace Linda Miller she's still alive damn it She's an engine They don't die they multiply So So I'm gonna sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. The But yeah, see, he's stuttering John, he doesn't stream anymore, but now all he does is constant Facebook post and, uh, well, stand up. And, uh, I mean, the guy full blown TDS about to make up weird stories like he's doing now, by the way, nobody believes him.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Even the most staunch fucking people who ride with him aren't even believing him on this one. So I mean, but to make up a thing, first and foremost, that what does things say that they had a friend come in from Canada? First and foremost, Stuttering John does not have friends nor a friend that would come visit him from Canada. So stories already bullshit. But then, like, they took his phone, read his text messages, so that John was bashing Trump, and said that he would have got rid of their friend if it was John.
Starting point is 00:03:37 First of all, why would you bash Trump in private text messages? That doesn't even make sense. All things bullshit. Why are you looking at me? Because you are making a lot of fucking ruckus over there. Sorry, go to the room. Excuse you? Go to the room.. Go to the room. You go to the room.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Yeah, so, forget it. John, go ahead and post that. Everyone's fucking shitting on him, because it's obviously not a true story. But, like, he completely dropped off the thing, but I don't get why the dude obviously Wants to do a show. I mean did the dabble versus completely like
Starting point is 00:04:33 Troll him off the goddamn internet At least doing a show eyes, but if he's gonna babble with shit like that. I don't know why he just doesn't do a show. I Mean obviously he needs the money. He's still doing stand-up. I see but babble with shit like that I don't know why he just doesn't do a show I mean obviously he needs the money he's still doing stand-up I see but he's performing in a fucking circus tent at a comedy club and he's requesting special security and shit which is hilarious that he has to do that, but I mean, that's what that fucking idiot has to do. But aside from that, I already got a meeting done today.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Got up. Oh, you just distracted to me? I heard you got a meeting done today. Was up since five. Walked to the goddamn thing. Did the meeting. What's up Chester Pesco? Oh yeah, they stabbed homeboy over here. And it was a Puerto Rican guy who did it too.
Starting point is 00:05:53 In the show, the Puerto Rican guy stabbed that guy. They give it the stereotypes going, I like it. Well, thank you for smashing the like button. So, oh, but how about that goddamn OP live stream this morning? Yeah, I gotta agree with one of the comments. We kind of were relentless in the chat. Got OP to have a mental breakdown and everything. I think the reason why we were so relentless in the chat is that Opie had a nice clean livestream yesterday but then he had that Ron guy on and then just ended the livestream
Starting point is 00:06:40 and I think us in the chat we had had. So we just let the opester have both barrels. But fucking wow. I didn't think he was going to have a mental breakdown like that though. He was even like, I'm not even going to post this. He was openly butthurt. Tell you some dudes crying in prison stories? They would fucking keep that to themselves, nigga. It wasn't like Shawshank where we were all chanting fish and the fat guy started crying the first night, but...
Starting point is 00:07:21 What? Yo, you're crazy. Why am I crazy? You're crazy. Why am I crazy? Because you are. You've never seen Shaman Shaman and the Redemption, right? No.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Girls don't watch movies. Except Tony Macaroni. Where am I at? I'm at Miss Puerto Ricans house. Oh God, here we go. I'm at Miss Puerto Ricans house. I saw a Stuttering Johns thing. I figured I'd talk about that in the Opesters livestream this morning. Oh, I did not think we were going to get Opie to frickin' flip out like that. That girl still abusing you?
Starting point is 00:08:08 Yes. I understand the amount of abuse she's doing to me. Did any of the prison guards ever rub you in the wrong way? All right. Blink twice if I'm being held captive. I'll give you one weird prison guard story. So they call me to do a visit. I think my lawyer, either my lawyer or my aunt came and saw me. And I'm about to walk into the visiting room and a guy goes, oh, we got to pat him down. I'm like, you're going to pat me down before the visit? That ain't no sense.
Starting point is 00:09:00 That's a little weird. But they do weird shit, like they would pat you down and search you before they brought you to court. Like, what are you going to sneak in the fucking court? That would make no sense either. You'd be surprised. Whoa, what'd you have snuck to you in court? You don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I kind of do now. What did you have snuck in the court? I mean, no, nothing. Some secret Puerto Rican stuff? Some Goya? Yeah! These are sneaking Goya and Sassone package back and forth to make the fucking noodles and noodles good I think.
Starting point is 00:09:54 What are you doing? Nothing. Tell her you two look like Maci and Alexandra together. I don't know what the fuck that means. Mochi and Alessandra. Wow. Spanish singers. Tell them, yep, we do. Tell them, yep, we do. No. I look like no motherfuckin' Aime Mochi. What the fuck? What's up Doug? It's Dada! Dada Dada
Starting point is 00:10:28 Red bar's watching? Eh, but what the fuck are you gonna do about it? What did you used to have for lunch besides each other? Uhhhh Not even each other?
Starting point is 00:10:44 Yeah Well not yet Not even each other. Yeah. Well, not yet. Not even each other. I had a sandwich. Dead Air Doug, the only good guacamole. Yeah, but fucking, dude, it started off this morning. Dead Air Doug, the only good guatamellon. And they don't know their group's like, the best group. Yeah, but fucking... Dude, it started off this morning, um...
Starting point is 00:11:11 with my comment about the black shit in OP's mouth. I didn't know it was gonna end up what it ended up as, though. I mean... Everybody in his chat just went hardcore. Fucking... I think he ranted about everybody. Carl from Artie's podcast got some strays. Sam, John, Norrin, Anthony, me. Fucking... Me fucking
Starting point is 00:11:48 Everyone in the dab overs Do you eat the box I've been walking myself. It's good for you. Of course you've been walking Doug. But yeah, when he started losing it. You think she sounds Jewish? Think she sounds like a heap? But dude, you lost it it you lost it so bad I wonder if um Kumiya is gonna talk about it today on his show I'm wondering cuz I know Carl's gonna talk about it So, what are Kumeya does though? His cheeks get red when he's drinking
Starting point is 00:12:50 and his lips turn black and blue, it's bizarre. You walk to work. Oh yeah, your Guatemalan wife got deported. She can't drive you anymore. When the last time I got a boner during an AA meeting never Brendan Schaub is a homosexual nice name Neil Rigger it's got to be the wine the Obstler claims it's not wine, but...
Starting point is 00:13:26 I mean... He claims he's a too bare... um... a weak guy. Just a weak. Yeah. It's gotta be the wine. maybe it's from a box of wine Fucking white people they look like wine comes in a box
Starting point is 00:14:01 I got new jeans once. What do you think? Yeah, I look like I've just brought you from Hot Topic. What else is he doing? Of course he's drinking an entire crate of wine. Damn. Oh, it's a wine owl. But you had a fucking mental breakdown. Tell us, um, being pleasantly surprised that you had tray in the mess hall. Uh, did I tell you the story of, um, my boy who I met in there. He does these buzz cast. And he put in like five medical slips and they wouldn't see him. So they call us all out for chow. We're all standing in front of our doors and he goes, all right guys, today I'm going to drop out and chow so I get brought to the doctors. But he said it nonchalant. We thought he was joking.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And we're sitting at the table eating and he goes, Well, wish me luck chugs his milk and falls on the ground and starts screaming in pain. And then the CEOs run over, they pick him up, bring him to medical and it worked so I mean he got seen but we just didn't think he's actually gonna fucking do it that was my boy T Bizzle he just got out of fucking butler hospital too he's on home confinement put himself in butler so he can get off the bracelet somehow shit was fucking insane though when he did that and one day he flipped out cause he's gonna get on the phone because in prison
Starting point is 00:16:29 all the beef is over the phone he flipped out and then they let him get a phone so he's a funny fucking dude but like he's 42 but he looks like he's 62 and shit. But he doesn't buy it but I've been telling that nigga. Yo you look mad old I thought you were like 60 my guy but he's only two years older than me. Yeah, I got the Baja Blast. Apparently Puerto Ricans don't like it but they only like Pepsi. You should start writing the female inmates. There was a guy on there one time we were taking the bus back from court and he said
Starting point is 00:17:29 that his boy would go outside the women's prison on the first, because usually the first of the month people get out of prison, because that's when all your good time kicks in and try and pick up chicks who just got out of prison because that's when all your good time kicks in and try and pick up chicks who just got out of prison. They'd be standing there out of prison like, you know, you want to go get some dinner or something. That's a story he was telling. They don't work a couple of times. So, I mean, that'd be a good way to pick up on some chicks. But the only women you see in prison are the guards, the counselors, and the keefie lady
Starting point is 00:18:23 who brings in the commissary some fat-ass black chick that's the only chicks you see So I did the OP thing this morning. Was trolling him. Uploaded that video. I had to think he was going to go for 20 minutes though. Most of his stream just yelling at the chat. It was hilarious. Bad built black chick.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah I called him Pennywise. When he started going off on me that was hilarious. Tell us about defecating in your cell toilet. Ew nigga. I told you we used to have the curtain thing though that you'd use the clips on your fucking ID Put up a curtain so at least you could have a little bit of privacy when you had to take a shit But it was annoying as shit to do that One thing about prison you can do without is the bathroom in the same cell oh
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah, he crashed out. He had enough. I half expected him to pick up his fucking Macbook and throw that shit. He was like, why don't you make videos about Jim Norton and Anthony and trash them? Like we do, they just don't do live streams and fucking respond to us. Do I have baby wipes? In my room I do, back at the house. In prison? do back at the house in prison now it's a fight over the toilet paper is miss Ruby Perez situation nope she said no who the fuck is Ruby Perez I don't know
Starting point is 00:20:55 who Ruby Perez is wait is that the bitch who shot Selena? Is that who that is? I have no dirty ass most of the time, nigga. I got my shower in which also a bitch to do since you're on 20 hour a day lockdown. Yeah I don't know who Ruby Perez is Ruby Rose, I really don't give a shit. So we got the OP video done, then I did the Brian Callan video, in which Callan fucking basically told Chav he wants to quit that fucking podcast. Of course he wants to quit that podcast, by the way. I mean, the fuck, you're sitting there with a dummy who tanked his career and everyone's career around him.
Starting point is 00:22:17 The best career move Kalin could do is get the fuck away from Shob. He has to see that everyone who left Shob, their careers got immediately bigger. From Tien to even Mark Harley. Marengue singer, Rue fell down on him at a concert last night, and Cinco Domingo. Why the hell would I be helping troubled teens? What? Chester, you are an odd duck. But I mean, Calvin just doesn't want to do that podcast anymore. It's fairly obvious. But Shab is following him down to Texas.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Shab saw what happened with Theo Lahn. It was like, I'm not letting another one get away. Shab is even leaving the stupid Golden Hour, on probably makes less. That's why he's willing to move to Texas. Last night's stream was hilarious by the way. That chick was a good sport. Callum sounded depressed. Oh, depressed like a mom. He's had it and I get it. The dude just wants to focus on stand up. He doesn't want to podcast. Especially like every day about every little thing. What's her bra size? What's your bra size? Maybe we should show them how my pussy looks too then.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I think there's a difference. What's up, holy drug lord? No, holy drug lord, I don't even have to ask her that. I know the answer to that did I John please can What? No I did not see his police scam footage. But he told that weird lie about his buddy coming in from Canada and they were going to throw him out because he was trashing Trump in a text message. None of it happened.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Even stuttering John's biggest supporters don't believe that bullshit. But the cow and shit, I mean, the dude is just depressed. I mean, he has to do a podcast with Brendan Chobdett's dead. That's why they keep saying we do this even for free. But they're paying money to do it, which is crazy. John got pulled over by the cops over his tags. Of course he did. He's lucky he looksez and they're like whoa. Then he stutters. So they're probably like, and he looks like El Chapo. Can you please measure her areola so I can make a note of it in her record
Starting point is 00:26:31 one? Oh my God. Yous are obsessed with the Puerto Ricans. I swear. What kind of car did he have by the way, John, when he got pulled over? Could you imagine being stuttering John? How much money he lost? The man had millions. No Chester, I never considered doing this but sitting on the toilet. Does she have a fat Puerto Rican booty? What do you think?
Starting point is 00:27:29 Pulled over your tank, expired six months ago? Yeah, I just moved here from California, I gotta go to the DMV. I just got my Florida truck. You got pulled over for doing 60 days. Within 30 days. And then... Okay. The roads are 45 miles an hour.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Okay. Pulled over your tag expired six months ago? Yeah, I just moved here from California. I got to go to the DMV. I just got my Florida driver's license. Okay. So six months ago, any reason why we didn't renew it? Oh, I just got here. I went to the store and had power. Last night, uh, Watts's name donated 20 bucks and he became an instant moderator and he had power. I don't know how he used his power. He might have banned half of you, and I don't even know. But that's what happens when you get power.
Starting point is 00:28:26 You get to do with it as you wish. But, did he record the fucking cop stuttering John? There could be a Jimmy Justice arc in Stuttering John, I could see that happening. I've got to go to the DMV. I just got my Florida driver's license. So six months ago, any reason why we didn't renew it? Oh, I just got here. I was in California. I drove from CURVE. So listen to me. Back in April, when you were in California,
Starting point is 00:29:16 why didn't you renew your registration? Why is it not closed? I wasn't asked to yet. I didn't get a thing in the mail yet. You don't have to. Wait a minute, hold on. I gotta show you this. Wait a minute. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:29:40 What kind of car did John have? Please tell me a Honda Accord. Please tell me a Hatchback. By the way, don't forget to donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the description or the Cash App link. If you donate $20 you become an instant moderator and have power. Last night, uh, Watts's name donated 20 bucks and he became an instant moderator and he had power. I don't know how he used his power. He might have banned half of you and I don't even know. but that's what happens when you get power you get to do with it as you wish but what did he
Starting point is 00:30:36 record the fucking cop stuttering John there could be a Jimmy Justice arc in Stuttering John, I could see that happening. Wow, look at that. California I gotta go to the DMV. I just got my Florida driver's license. So six months ago. Any reason why we didn't renew it? Oh, I just got here. I was in California. I drove. Sir, so listen to me. Yeah. Back in April when you were in California Yeah, why didn't you renew your registration? Why is this not fair? I wasn't asked to yet. I didn't get anything in the mail yet. You don't have to. Wait a minute. Hold on. I gotta show you this. Wait a minute. Hold on. Tell Puerto Rican to make some cooking videos on your channel and teach us how to make those
Starting point is 00:32:15 island monfongo. I didn't know you were going gonna drop me the fucking link. I gotta show you what he looks like though. Yes, I have two YouTube channels. The other channel is my main channel. The one with 21,000 subscribers. Wait, hold on. See your California registration. 2014 Toyota. 2014 Toyota Hi John I'll be back All right, so here's that back What? I'm just talking to my friend he's a cop out here
Starting point is 00:33:59 So Do you know him? All right, so this year's the association for having an expired tag for a couple days. It's going to be more than six months. Okay? Okay? That's if it becomes, if you get pulled over twice, then it could actually become criminal. Alright?
Starting point is 00:34:16 So, back when you got pulled over in April, you should have been told that your tag expired back then. Oh, I got pulled over in April? Yep, you got a ticket. For what? I don't remember. Do I need to put you in for a driver's region? No, no, I just don't remember. That's only six months ago, sir. Yeah, I know, well I just moved here. I understand that, so you should remember that you just moved here. Okay. However, back in April you got pulled over for doing 66 miles an hour and a post of 50 over here on burn store. Oh okay okay. Right? Yep. Okay. So this here is a non-moving violation okay? Yeah. There's no points associated with this so you need to go to the DMV now and make an appointment and get that registration transferred over to the state of Florida. Okay. Okay. So I just take this to the DMV? No, that's a ticket.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Oh. However, you need to bring your card out of the DMV so you get the registration transferred to the state of Florida. Okay. Before it becomes six months old. And how much is the ticket for? So that's where you take care of that. That's how much you pay to find out, 113.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Option number three allows you to show that you fixed your registration by getting it registered in Florida within 30 days and bring it to the DMV and then you pay a court cost is all. Option number five is you'd like to court her. Court cost is like 10 bucks. Okay, so I just got to get everything done within 30 days, then take this and then no. You got to get your registration done and wait before that yes I gotta go there and get the registration and then it'll be reduced to no correct all right good luck make sure we do the speed limit limit is 40 miles an hour not 55 that you were doing. Oh I thought it was 45 or 40. Because here is 40.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Oh okay. So as you're new, well not new because you've been here for at least six months that I know of. No no no. So alright let me talk. So what? You got a ticket in August or in April. I know that's why I didn't remember.
Starting point is 00:36:20 So listen to me talk okay. The roads are 45 miles an hour. This road and that Okay? The roads are 45 miles an hour. Okay. This road and that road right over there are 40 miles an hour. Okay. There are signs all over that say 40 miles an hour. Okay. Okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:34 45 is 45, not 55 either. Okay. Stop signs means stop signs. Not California rules right on through them like you did up in diplomat. I've been behind you this entire time for two miles now. Yes, right now. Alright, slow down. Damn, stuttering John got a talking to. That cop was none too pleased with John right there.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Excuse you? Oh hell no. Damn yo. Damn, yo. Okay, so, dude, of course the cop even knew he was an idiot. Why wouldn't he just let that end, too? Like the cop was gonna walk away. Oh, how do you send it to me? Um, at Joeerotic1 on Twitter. Or just email me.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Y-E-W-N-E-E-K-E-N-T at gmail.com. Yes, that was Stuttering John. And wow, what a dummy. Oh, I don't know what, I don't know, sure it's not 45, I got pulled over six months ago, I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:38:14 The cop was like, you don't remember getting pulled over six months ago. How fucking drunk was he when he got pulled over, by the way, six months ago? He had to have been drunk. He got pulled over by the way, six months ago. He had to have been drunk. Looking every fucking bit of Puerto Rican in that car.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Just apologize and head over, I know. Just give me your idea. He was over there, I don't know. Do you know who Howard Stern is? I used to be on his show. And I love the little thing he tried doing. I'm on the phone with my friend. He's a cop.
Starting point is 00:38:54 I guarantee you, he was talking to nobody on the phone. Because that phone, the second the cop didn't give a fuck, it's not like he said, alright, goodbye, and hung up the phone. The nigga was still just fucking. He's so. Over here. He's so just had a fake conversation trying to be like. That's what I'd be saying you you know? It got unplugged. Of course.
Starting point is 00:39:26 It always does. But yo... You can't wait for Kumiya's take on this either, can you? So wait a minute. So he had a, well, a 2014 Toyota. He's driving around in Florida. By the way, by the way, right? He's the biggest, I hate Trump and I hate Republicans dude, but he moved from California to Florida. Of course he did. And I'm likeuttering John. Don't you remember me for now?
Starting point is 00:40:27 It's Stern Show. Hope you're playing with dog poop and Stutt Joe body cam footage. I know. He can afford a couple. I don't know if he can. That cop told him how much that ticket was going to be. I don't know, some hurt hit him in his face. Because he was like, wait, I got how much alimony I still got to pay.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Like I said, that dude had millions and he lost it all. And now he's fucking, I guarantee if I swear to God, if I would have saw an Uber Eats bag in that car, I guarantee he does that on the side. But the father of Grace and his ex-wife still lives in Hollywood and shit with her new husband. He's a thousand there now? He lost it all! He's still playing child support for the regular son, not the trans one. He recently cashed out his kids' college funds since they all got free rides or didn't go.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Well, yeah, because the stepdad probably pays, right? Because his ex-wife left him and just married another Hollywood guy. But think about it. He left the Howard Stern Show to be on the Tonight show making millions and now he just got pulled over on his way to go fucking do landscaping work with his fellow Mexicans. I mean, God damn. The new husband is as black as me? No. His wife married a black artist? What? Oh, you know, he's really mad then.
Starting point is 00:42:59 She went from a Puerto Rican to a black guy? Damn! Puerto Rican to a black guy? Damn! Susanna fucking got jungle fever. She's got jungle fever. He's a child who doesn't know how to do anything or how anything works. Well, I mean, he had a fact when he was arguing with the goddamn cop and didn't remember that he got pulled over six months ago. And the cop was just like, what kind of fucking idiot am I dealing with right here? I mean, the stupidity was on full display. How did people get that footage, by the way?
Starting point is 00:43:46 What nerd did the Freedom of Information Act to get that? Who did it? Which community? Was it Shuli people? Was it Kevin Brennan people? cool. What's up? YumJoy. YumJoy your favorite bully.
Starting point is 00:44:04 That's quite a name. Oh, so much happened. I, Kumia, had no idea it was going to go that long. I don't mind it though. It was hilarious. You look in my windows. How the hell did you get up this high? I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:44:12 I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I don't mind it though, it was hilarious. You look in my windows, how the hell did you get up this high? OP did end up putting that fucking livestream on his second channel by the way and he said he wasn't going to but he had to because what else is he gonna do what's that TV 12 I am NOT a Dominican prayers for Santo Domingo
Starting point is 00:45:07 You got the hiccups? You gotta go chug water and hold your breath. I'm not gonna chug water, I'm gonna take the water. Oh. Look at all my f**king hiccups in here. Can you stop talking? I was trying to get the hiccups. Who's Octavio D'Otel? Are you the type of person that would say everything?
Starting point is 00:45:33 I'm not saying you didn't. No. Why did you say that you were using our lines? I didn't think they heard that. How do you mean? They would have said something. Anyone else here on pills or vapor? What's vapor? How are you on vapor?
Starting point is 00:45:56 What? I'm going to need one day. Wipes. Are you proposing? Get down on one knee. What's up Jay Jackson, how was it in Australia today? THC vapor tanks? tanks those good what about dad one day you are gonna have to explain dabs to me do dabs last longer than weed that's all i wanna know the thc vapor The THV Vapor.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Alright so I guess Stuttering John got pulled over back in October. They just got the video today. Could we have spent over a half hour on it. The weed vapor tanks are crazy strong. Are they? Let me know. Put me out to something good. You gonna take a shower to my beautiful voice, Patrick Delgado?
Starting point is 00:47:17 Eww. Eww. He's got some homeless that is big as you can tell us that. They saved your life though, the vapor tanks? How much is a vapor tank? What's up, 2 Master? Are vapor tanks cheap and do they last longer? Del Grabo. Fuck you, fucking olderun tool master.
Starting point is 00:48:18 But yeah, I didn't think Kumiya was going to go a fucking half hour, but it was a half hour worthy to turn four minutes of a video into over a half hour? You fucking Zapruder filmed it. 40 to 50 bucks per one gram in Illinois. How long does fucking a gram last year. The taxes are sky high on it. And I would assume it doesn't fall under medical. The THC content is 90% higher. Here you go, it's 90% higher THC. Look at that vapor shit.
Starting point is 00:49:14 What do you think, 50 bucks for a gram? I wonder if the single gram doesn't last that long, right? I've never had a peruse You get crazy high off the vapors Nice But nobody does dabs with the thing with the rig All I would hear is my fucking cousin Matt doing them Niggas sounding like you starting up a lawn mower and shit and then almost died from every hit he would take. Fucking dabbing it up.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I- Do you think OP goes live tomorrow? Or do you think that he needs like a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a He's freed. Everybody who has blocked or banned has been unblocked and banned. He just hasn't showed up. You know what? I'll tell you what the fuck he is. He's playing Call of Duty. I know that's what, nigga, they just dropped Verdansk. He's doing nothing but Call of Duty right now.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Let me assure you of that fact. He's on there babbling his Puerto Rican way. Someone who plays the game, I know they dropped for dance, do they still got rebirth? But yeah, I know that's where he is. He's not blocked or banned. Because I unblocked and banned everyone. Unless he pissed off a moderator. Although last time I checked someone was blocked or banned. So but if he got banned recently by someone who has power, I have to look into it, but I don't think so. But yeah, fucking, do you really think the opster goes live tomorrow? I doubt it. What do you call a Puerto Rican doctor? I had chicken alfredo for dinner. You think KKK Kanye is the best Kanye?
Starting point is 00:52:13 Yes John Melendez is Puerto Rican. He looks exactly like El Chapo. of. Nigga probably likes to dig holes and shit. He banned me on my unique entertainment account. Yay, he did. But then I hit him on Facebook. Do you think he got the Facebook account? I don't know if he got the... He probably got the Facebook account.
Starting point is 00:52:44 I don't know. Where's the Puerto you probably got the Facebook account, I don't know. Where's the Puerto Rican chick? She's right here. So you look like Donald Pint. What? They got... Lookie here. Yeah, look at why you're here. You're jealous. I'm jealous of your hair? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Alright, buddy, keep listening. You got some Pocahontas Puerto Rican hair. Pocahontas. Theyican hands. Pocahontas. You got fuckin' Kiwis in it and shit. Andy Violins at high. High. That be a... Bitch trying to roast my hair. Hope he has you banned.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Eating too much potato salad, farting excessively, and nearly shitting liquid down your legs. Damn! Ewwwww! No! Ewwwww! Who says that? Chester. She sounds like Louis.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Hoodaman, Hoodaman, Hoodaman. No, you didn't miss Hoodaman. She sounds like Louis J. Gomez. Yeah, I'll tell you. I sound like me. Jacqueline Maria Gonzalez. Ask her if they are related. No. Although, they are both Puerto Rican. I just assume all Puerto Ricans are related somehow. No we're not.
Starting point is 00:54:10 No we're not. No we're not. They're all fucking related. Christopher Columbus did some shit to make them all related. I just want to do my face. Nice. What you... ...recorded here?
Starting point is 00:54:30 Of course. ...recorded here? Of course. ...recorded here? Of course. ...recorded here? Of course. I'm recording everything. This is cool. Sutter and John was a Puerto Rican mystery, no registration. I'm recording everything.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Have I ever been on a picnic before? When I was a kid, I think. Kyle, ask her when she gonna braid that tumble weave on your head. Will you stop asking him to ask these questions. You wish you had this hair right now. This is called laying in her bed all day. She related to Ricky Martin. She related to Tego Calderon. Yeah's why we have a friend of hers. She wasn't even late.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Yeah, she is. She was part of Menudo. Can you stop telling people that? Ha ha ha. How did I meet this Puerto Rican girl? Nanya. Yeah, Nanya. Nanya. Yeah, Nanya.
Starting point is 00:55:42 So how long is the review? Why are you being held for review, are you? You shouldn't be. There's nothing I can do for it on the phone. Like it doesn't show me that through Streamlabs on the phone. If I was on my laptop I'd be able to do something about it but it doesn't even show me that. By the way don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link. It's in the description or the cash out link.
Starting point is 00:56:17 If you donate 20 bucks you become an instant moderator. And if you really want her to answer something donate through Streamlabs. I'll make her answer I'll threaten to kill a chupacabra or something the agent species you said everything you say is wrong now, so I don't believe that. Hector El Father is her baby dad. Chester said nothing wrong. Is it every comment he's making that's getting held or just the one? Did you piss off the YouTube gods Chester? You're offended and forever childish.
Starting point is 00:57:18 She wishes it. Opie kinda did call me to N-word today though, don't you think? He said it the rich white guy way. What did he call me today? He didn't call me that. He said, what did he say? I was stupid. And he said I didn't speak properly, but he meant it because I'm black.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Yeah, I'm counting that. The N-word. Remember the first time I popped up during one of his live streams? He said I looked tough just because I was a black guy with a baseball hat on? Not with my black mouth. My mouth isn't black neither. Well it is black but. It's black cause I'm black. Cause I'm black y'all.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Cause I'm tough man. You almost did, you almost got it. You was thinking it definitely. You know the word schwoogie was popping up in his mind. Schwoogie is the way Italians and Jews call black people to end their head. They say schwoogie. It doesn't like it when Chester asks what's in the cupboard. He'll drop an end bomb before the year is out. Drop that bomb.
Starting point is 00:59:01 If he unbans me, yeah. Don't worry, I've got another account I can hit his chat with. So, use, well yeah, use will know it's me because the last name will be the same. I still got access to my son's YouTube account. So, I can hit his chat under my son's YouTube account. I'm gonna get his chat under my son's. How old are you kids? 15, 13, 10, 8. Please show me what is on the door shelves of the fridge.
Starting point is 00:59:47 What? What? What? All types of fucking Goya and Sassoon you couldn't even imagine my guy. Shwoogie is moyo to her people. Who the fuck is that? Hello, moyo. I was trying to turn off my phone at the meeting today and I couldn't get it to turn off. And then in the middle of some old lady battling at the podium and went, Hello, boto. I will not be showing you anything now. Wanna get knocked out, please?
Starting point is 01:00:38 Yeah. I'm gonna knock this fuck out. I'll knock you out, what the fuck? Say, Ma, what the fuck? Say, ma, ya, te? It's almost time for you to go home. From hello, moto to hello, homo? What the fuck? Sit!
Starting point is 01:01:15 Speaking of which, one of the new guys in our house, he's so gay he's almost trans. What? Tell me the truth. He's the skinny white dude with the long hair and the nose ring. You know, he's gay as shit. You can do it just by the clothes he wears. Just by the nose ring, but you know he's gay as shit. You can do it just by the clothes he wears. Just by the nose ring, but okay. Yeah, but you're like, he's that weird gay where you're like, is he just trans but too poor to be trans?
Starting point is 01:01:33 Like, you know, he can't afford like, girl clothes? Anyway, I feel uncomfortable to go full trans in a full thing full of guys. Nobody talks to him, he never leaves his room but you gotta see him during like the house meetings and shit what color bottle Goya she uses green bottle or the one with the red cap bottle of Goya green Goya or the bottle with the red cat? No, green. Green? Yeah, Puerto Rican deep to the roots.
Starting point is 01:02:10 My mom makes it though, for me. Opie got mad at you for the Pennywise reference saying you have to learn to speak. You was not expecting that Pennywise. You look like Pennywise And they got opi looks like Pennywise I didn't notice what people were talking about But I got a new phone with a bigger screen And I was really looking one day and I like yeah, why doesn't it get my thoughts black and shit. I got four dollars, Ms. PR Kim, Kyle play with your hemorrhoids, of course But he got mad at the Pennywise comment because it was true. As she made me chikaronis.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Can you shut the fuck up and leave me out of your fucking streaming life? Like, leave me out of it. I'm not streaming. Maybe talking. Over 90 people. Because you have chikaronis and all that. Like, what kind of shit is that? Over 90 people this morning before Anthony went to WAPC, OP had under 30 people.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Yeah. Well, he had such a fucking, he enjoyed himself so much yesterday. Then he had that wrong guy on for the rest of the stream and that kind of pissed all of us off so we had to like unleash. We had to leash Opie. That really was Opie unleashed today, that nigga went off. They aged to like boil shit. I've been, what happened to Ian Ellis, who the fuck has he been he had Herman Munster Mouse yeah that's pretty good yeah you know what he did have Herman Munster Mouse yeah I don't know what's going on with his mouth. Seriously though, like, I, even me personally, I don't think it's the wine thing, but what is it?
Starting point is 01:04:31 Is that just the age thing? Can I interview Stuttering John? I cou- Alright. Nobody say anything. I could DM him and just leak our DMs. I know he'll talk to me through DM. I'm like, if he had me still blocked on Twitter, I could do it on Facebook. Hope he won't make this morning. He usually asked to wake up the kids to school.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Someone should ask him on his next morning stream oh I will if he goes he's probably on some medication that causes that yeah probably he looks like what was that shit that she gave him in the Patriot and he drank it in his mouth turned black His kids probably hate him damn Let's relax. I mean his kids get to live in a million dollar thing in Manhattan and go to a Hamptons Beach house Although their dad is opI, so maybe you are right. Does PR chick use washcloth or a loofah sponge in the shower? It's not you, so don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:06:04 I use a loofah. A loofah of randros. Bing. Bing. But yeah, if he get, if he... do you really think hope he goes live tomorrow? I hope he does. And I'm gonna be up early and be in downtown Providence fucking mad early tomorrow. I'll fucking record on the bus.
Starting point is 01:06:38 I don't give a fuck. I don't care. That nigga goes live, I will be on that bus recording and I will tell people to shut the fuck up on recording. They're like, hey crackhead back there shut up. Yeah that's what it's short for. Interviewed a half hour. I don't think I'm allowed to interview people there. And I would never do that because I think people there are like snitches and haters and shit. So because like one dude got kicked out the other day because he came back and they said
Starting point is 01:07:31 he was tweaking in his room. So the guy asked him for a random drug test on the spot and he refused to take it. So they kicked him out. But I'm like, who snitched on him that he was tweaking in his room? Like, brah, do you rent to own a laptop Who snitched on him that he was tweaking in his room, right? Bro, do you rent to own a laptop at Aaron's?
Starting point is 01:07:56 Yeah, that's what I plan on doing. I get paid on the 24th, I gotta wait till then. I'm gonna be telling you motherfuckers, hit that Streamlabs donation link or the cash out link. Help the nigga out, but yeah, all your niggas are gonna have to wait. And I gotta hope that my fucking credit is good enough that they actually do that shit. She can't spell it so she can go on it you never met Joe at any comedy shows Joe who you got a new job transporting federal inmates on an airplane like con air or just on the bus
Starting point is 01:08:45 yeah should be fucking honored to see my nephew first of all look at the window here no one asked yeah No one asked you to your... You need a fucking Brillo pad Yeah! Get a pad You gonna go rent a Playstation 5?
Starting point is 01:09:16 There's no use I guess I guess. Although, if you're gonna rent something, you might gonna love Kyle unconditionally? Whether or not someone put the hairy monkey on his chin? What? Oh, you're on a bus? Do you get to have a gun?
Starting point is 01:10:02 Or do you get to lock your gun in the thing? When they used to take us on the bus back and forth to court, they were allowed to have tasers, but the guns they had to lock in like a case thing, which I think kind of looked like it defeated the purpose. And they had 8 million handcuffs. about fashion statement like i can get a pair handcuffs on my ankle really
Starting point is 01:11:17 I'm going to go soon. Puerto Rican does. What? Puerto Rican does what? Winning a turk off. Now all you can eat contest I don't think Miss Puerto Rican can pull it off but you would you miss prison correction often never carry guns in the prison or can they carry to and from oh I'm not sure if they can show up for a debate. What's on your face? Has she ever had her IQ tested? No Tina. I've never had my IQ tested. I've never had my IQ tested. I just assume I'm a genius though. Hunter for the record, I like hanging with OP stream. I like hanging here. I have nothing negative to say about either. Andy Violin is just observing and taking evidence. Andy Violin is probably like some federal investigator who has to like watch everything as his job as they try to take someone down behind the scenes.
Starting point is 01:12:55 She doesn't know. Yeah, we got you Andy Weil and fuckin CIA motherfucker, FBI informant, eh? I am motherfucker FBI and for me to a new book First of all, I'm not Dominican and no I can't cook for all Andy's opi's alt account It's a need to know big yeah, you're probably there with Lee Harvey Oswald Does OP even have one moderator? I don't think OP could trust anyone to be his moderator. Someone brought that up, I forget where today, but I read that either a comment or during a stream I did. Someone was like, I don't think OP has mods because he can't trust anyone to be a moderator
Starting point is 01:14:08 They got I can't point the Cape Verde on a map I'm just kidding I could I couldn't point the Puerto Rico on a map probably point to like the Bahamas or something going to like the Bahamas or something. There's a place where you can have a w more minutes motherfuckers. Last chance to donate, become a moderator. The Streamlabs link in the description with CashApps link. But yeah, if Opi livestreams tomorrow though, he's gonna have to address the live stream from today.
Starting point is 01:15:09 That's just something he's gonna have to do right off the rip, address that. And the fact that he said he wasn't gonna upload it, but he did to the other OP thing, which makes me think he was gonna, which makes me think he had something to do today because he didn't do his dumb walk around New York stream. He accused you of being Kumia's alt account on X? Does she think Kate Bird is a type of sauce? Don't forget to tell Opi to unban me, Kyle. I think he's got me banned on everything. Unless my Facebook isn't banned, I know he banned my other...
Starting point is 01:15:55 He's got this...the one you're watching me on, he's been had this banned for years. Today he banned the entertainment channel. Like I said, I can hit him on my son's account. But where did you send me the shop commercial on Twitter? If you send it on Twitter or Facebook, I'll probably check it out later tonight. Maybe I'll make a video about it tomorrow. The account I use in Opie's channel is Opie's Black Mouth. Ha ha ha. I got you banned. I'll go through the thing. I could have sworn I unbanned everybody over there Hunter, but I'll check. Although I just did like two quick
Starting point is 01:16:55 streams over there. So probably the like every once in a while I'll stream on this channel, but I'll try to unban you on that one. I assume all that shit's been thrown out. The nigga does get a Pennywise mouth. Fucking tried snatching up Georgie when he was in the sewer. And my Cape Verdean flag too! I just thought about that. Tell her La Boringkina is a whack ass national anthem it's a boring anthem because it's in the name why didn't you tell me though, that's not in the net boring kina? their national anthem is our national anthem
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