The Yewneek Pod - Stuttering John Trashes Elisa Jordana, Anthony Cumia Is A 9_11 Truther Now, Joe Budden Debates
Episode Date: November 24, 2021Stuttering john realizes he was trolled by Elisa Jordana. (What a drunk moron). Cumia drops all pretense of moderate. Joe on ...
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What's good? What's up? What's popping?
How was your day?
Finally, people back to work. Stern back to work. Oof.
God awful show. I tried listening. Nothing is happening on that show.
The only memorable thing was Stern went on
a whole
we should mandate vaccines thing.
Like real hot take
for September.
So that
of course an insane amount of dubs
today.
I still haven't gotten to check out the full Joe Rogan Tom Segura podcast today,
but I like the fact that Rogan is threatening to sue CNN.
I did the video on my second channel.
But what is your day?
I went to Stuttering John live today and said Kyle to him to the cleaners.
And he proceeded to talk about Kyle, but wouldn't use his name to give him clout.
Yeah, I could get clout off of Stuttering John.
Literally millions of people watch my videos.
I don't think he has a million views on his channel.
And I have more subscribers.
What in heaven's name
is that dabbler
fucking stuttering about?
What a dummy.
That nigga is a buffoon speaking of which we should get off though right off start watch this stuttering john thing then the kumia thing i got a joe budden thing and if we get to it
an ai you think he dropped a new video let's check out this Stuttering John thing now first.
See this little service
that they do? It costs
bucks.
It costs money.
Every time I answer, it
costs them even more. I didn't
notice. Sean had to tell me
and I appreciated it.
So Nick, you do the same thing. Mom,
do the same thing. Pick it same thing pick it answer it and
just put the phone down who cares i don't mind the calls i don't care if my phone rings i entertain
it lauren ibsen thanks for the three bucks so i have a very good guest that is booked
not going to mention names because now the trolls like to
attack attack my guests now that's how desperate they are i mean it's really getting i mean it's
it's an illness i normally don't address it but now it's just getting kind of fun
i did the biggest troll of all show the other day
oh my god it was too much fun She bucks me
Right
But then she has guests that she knows
Are gonna trash me
To come on
Now
I had to say to this
I had
I had to say to this lunatic
How do you expect to ever get a guest on
If you're gonna
So now Eliza Giordano is a lunatic
And I As he was trashing her
at the time i was like now he's trashing her and he was like i'm not trashing her i'm not
trashing her and he's like dude you are trashing her He's fucking retarded.
Exactly. He said I wasn't mad and now he's like
the biggest troll ever.
She's a lunatic.
By the way, his
whole grifting thing going on
during this,
he says, I'm a progressive.
Stuttering John
is not, he's never voted for bernie sanders
he knows nothing about fucking politics
someone should donate to him and just put stuttering john what's your opinion on glass
stiegel he'd be like i like their pool tables.
Nigga doesn't know anything about politics.
It's fucking hilarious.
Have somebody on and then sabotage them?
How do you expect to ever build your audience if all you're going to do is sabotage?
Heck, I'm the biggest name this chick has ever had on a show.
How does she expect to get anybody bigger?
Well, now, she had Onision on, who literally has 2 million subscribers.
Well, yeah, 2 million subscribers.
Then she's had Mion, who has more subscribers than you,
and way more views than you.
So, what are you, the biggest name,
has Stuttering John gone insane?
Does Stuttering John think he's big
with his 14,000 subscribers?
What is he babbling about?
The dabbler is babbling.
Oh yeah, and she literally was fucking
doing that bit with Andy Dick
and was written about on page six and shit.
Mad dubs, nigga.
If her whole goal is to sabotage them,
now I didn't really care.
I enjoyed it, actually.
I enjoyed...
I enjoyed...
Hashtag Team Elisa.
They give it a five bucks.
These trolls, to their faces,
calling out their criminal history,
their criminal backgrounds and records and their
inebriated shows that they do and their obsessions with me for some reason stuttering john thinks i'm
obsessed with him i've talked about him twice only because this is the second time because
now he's re-talking about it i'll'll drop a video tomorrow that will get 300,000 views.
It has nothing to do with you.
I don't do videos about you because you're nobody.
I'm bigger than you.
There's no point in me.
I'll talk about you during a live stream.
Just to, you know, for a little bit of content here and there for the live audience but what the fuck is he talking
about and he literally does a beer from the balcony show and he has cockroaches
and there's spread of misinformation about me which is is... And he thinks he's, like, doing some breaking news
by saying I'm exposing his criminal record.
People know I have a criminal record
because I said it!
What is he trying to fucking...
You're not exposing anything.
I went to jail for gun possession
okay
and you're a creep
a grifter
and a
harasser
how am I bigger than him
go to his channel look to his channel, look at
his views, then look at my views
and look at his
subscriber count and look at my subscriber
count.
There you go.
This isn't fucking
1998, my nigga. This is
2021 and the internet.
This man
does not have a job
in show business.
He's a YouTuber.
I'm a YouTuber. A much
bigger YouTuber.
Davey,
I was so trying to
deliver that fucking line, too.
Which continues on a daily basis.
And it doesn't really...
I swear to you, it doesn't bother me.
I enjoyed...
I enjoyed the time doing this troll show.
But it's just a horrible uh uh business it's it's a horrible
business plan to beg a guest to come on and then when they come on you trash them it's a horrible
now they're calling his nicky b i love it i'll just say say hey hello how are you
how are you doing thank are you doing? Thank you.
Thanks for paying money.
So just look at this silly tooth.
The same Nikki B, when they call you to do the same, just answer it.
They have to pay for it.
And I have like 15 minutes.
Anyway, I do this person. I'm not mentioning names.
And then, you know, and then she just sabotages me
with all the guests that she knows are going to sabotage me.
So in essence, she's trying to get clicks for herself.
And then, but she's going to get maybe that click for that one show.
But who else is ever going to want to do it?
If you can't trust the person, then after she does this,
she has the audacity to text me and ask me to come back.
It's like, no, I did my charity for the week, okay?
I'm not coming back.
Oh, shit.
He said doing Eliza Jordana's charity.
No, you're trying to get in her pants again
because you get no pussy.
The pussy you did have is being fucked by a real man
and your kids hate you.
Especially that fucking weirdo tranny one.
You fucking...
You know what? You know what? anyone. You fucking can't.
You know what?
You know what? I might have to.
I might have to
go on Horty's podcast
and just unload on this nigga.
I might have
to. But
Carl did reach out to me.
Like I said, I did. He DM'd me on Twitter.
Because I did provide him a whole show.
His next show will just be me trashing Stuttering John.
I might have to go on there for that.
I might have to.
Okay, anytime.
I did my charity.
Like I promised.
Nah, I'll pass.
Speaking of passing, Michael Cohen passed on coming on this show.
Now he's going to complain about Michael Cohen not doing the Stuttering John show.
You have 14,000 subscribers.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Look, at first I was going to just write him back and say, you know, and just say, you know, really, Michael?
At first I was going to write him back and write, LOL.
You know, I'll ask the write him back and write, LOL.
I'll ask the Army Major to stop plugging your book. But then I said,
I've got to be a professional here.
So I just said, that's too bad.
I've had Anthony Scaramucci on,
who also was an
employee of Donald Trump's.
I've had James Carville on a couple of times.
By the way, everything he's
talking about got an amazing 2,000 views.
Jay Leno.
But, you know, hopefully you'll change your mind in the future.
Now, of course, I don't need Michael Cohen to come on the show.
Michael Cohen doesn't need me to come on the show.
Would he be a great guest on the show?
Yeah.
But let's not forget what LB,
what Stephanie said on this show a while back,
and Sherry Jacobus said, I think.
You know, it might have been Sherry.
Please pray for Sherry.
You know, I want her to beat this cancer.
The very beautiful Sherry Jacobus.
She's like, she's sick of people like these michael cohen's who now profit after kissing trump's ass and now i would never sabotage michael cohen came
on the show i would not sabotage the gentleman i would ask him about his experiences with donald
trump i'd interview him about his donald trump isn't president.
Why is he talking about Trump?
See, Stuttering John doesn't realize you're not growing
because you're talking about...
Are you going to start a George Bush podcast too?
What the fuck?
Donald Trump?
Who gives a fuck
he's standing next to jack in the box
the stories that he reveals in the book that the army major says are awesome
i would not sabotage you but let's keep in mind who michael cohen is
he kissed the boots of donald trump's now i would not say that if he was on this show
i don't sabotage my guests which i know all you know, I don't know.
He should really think twice.
He does demite his touch guys.
They come on this show all the time.
But Michael Cohen has said no.
After weeks of dogging me, telling me to email his press people,
then asking me for my email.
After weeks of me
persistently trying
in a professional manner,
you know, I don't threaten, I just ask.
And then I follow up.
And then hopefully they get back
to me. And then I email them
all of the great guests that I've had on the show.
And if they want to do it, fine.
If they don't, then I don't.
You know, I'm not going to trash Michael Cohen.
I'm just saying I understand what Sherry Jacobus was saying.
And I asked Anthony Scaramucci about it, and he had a great answer.
I see both sides.
Look, I welcome anybody, like the Lincoln Project.
I welcome anybody who changes their affiliation with the Republican Party
and decides to expose Donald Trump for being the lying, corrupt, treasonous traitor that he is.
So I applaud Anthony Scaramucci and Michael Cohen
for doing that. I do.
I really do.
So I would never trash
Michael Cohen.
Am I disappointed
that he chose to not do this show?
You know, I think
my show, Hal's show,
John Fuglesang's show, Dino Badala's show.
I mean, we are...
Nobodies!
Where do they go?
There's no exposure.
There's nothing for them.
You're not...
John, you don't know anything about politics.
There's not going to be a clip.
You're not going to be a clip he's not going to go viral you live in a cockroach filled
one bedroom
in West Hollywood
while your wife and family
is being taken care of by another man
what the
fuck are you talking about
what are you
dabbling in
are you aabbling in?
Are you a stand-up comedian?
By the way, you're a stand-up comedian. What do you care?
Should I be selling out a theater next week?
Or doing a gig?
No!
Michael Cohen
won't do my show.
What the
fuck am I watching?
Progressive voices.
Ring of Fire.
Zev Shalev at Narrative.
Greg Oliar.
You know, we are progressive voices.
You're not progressive.
Ask Stutter and John who he voted for in the primary,
or say Joe Biden.
You're not a progressive.
Yeah, by the way, he didn't vote.
You don't vote.
You're a dummy.
You're only into this
because the Stephanie Miller show hired you
because they wanted to get someone,
they thought hiring someone from the Stern show
would maybe bring in some things.
It didn't, and you were fired shortly after,
but that was the last gig you had in show business,
so now you think this is what you got to do,
and you're failing epically.
Michael Cohen can go on David Pakman or Sam Seder
and they get a million subscribers.
Why would he go on your show?
You've been doing it for a while and only have 14,000 subs.
And if Michael Cohen wants to get the fact,
the factual history and corruptness of Donald Trump out,
this show would be the show to do.
At least one of them.
Midas Touch Brothers also are very powerful.
Yeah, because on Twitter,
fucking Stuttering John show trends when he's trashing Stuttering John.
That's the show you got to do.
You know those people who write those anti-Trump books?
Stuttering John.
You know, not Bill Maher, not MSNBC or CNN, no. The Stuttering John podcast with his fake L.A. background
that he knocked over when he was drunk
and a roach fell on his fucking head.
No.
You got to do the Stuttering John show.
Progressive voice.
And we need them.
Yeah, am I a little upset upset they didn't send me out to do their interviews instead they got this other guy yeah they claim it's because i'm too popular and recognizable okay but i love those guys i love
when they come on this show i i strongly suggest everybody support them like I strongly suggest
everybody support Hal Sparks
John Fuglesang, Dino Badala
Ring of Fire
Greg Gordon
and it's the only way
Stuttering John has been
surviving in this manner
maybe I'll help you
I'll do it
maybe I'll bring you. I'll do it.
Maybe I'll bring you in.
We gotta make,
and it's not gonna be hard,
Hal Sparks turn against Stuttering John.
Because Hal Sparks, whether you like him or not,
he actually knows politics.
He doesn't, I don't think Hal, I think Hal Sparks suspects it,
and Hal Sparks is bigger, but doesn't know Stuttering John is just a grifter.
I'm going to have to cause a rift between those two guys, but.
Zev Shalev, Lincoln's Bible, Sherry Jacobus, Jennifer Cohen,
the list goes on and on.
We are progressive voices.
First of all, the progressive voice is a fat little indian kid
right i think stop doing youtube to be honest with you
who are trying our best to fight against this corrupt gqp thank Thank you, Rose Thorne, for the $2 super sticker.
It's Super Tuesday.
Keep them coming.
Liz Gallo, Michael...
Oh, my God.
Look at the meth heads who donated their $1.99 name.
Someone speaks truth.
He knows more than most.
Yes, Liz.
And that is why I so diligently tried.
Stuttering, John, and why you'll never make it.
Because you said you're a progressive.
I'm going to give him some advice.
Because we're about to get into the Kumia thing.
The reason why you and Hal and all those other faggots didn't make it and are going to make it on YouTube is
you're basically doing the wrap-up show
of MSNBC, but none of them get ratings. Online, some progressives get ratings,
but you're not a progressive in any way, shape, or form. You're fucking just pro-Democra- you're pro-MSNBC.
So, you have no stance.
I guarantee you, if you ask Stuttering John,
should taxes be higher or lower,
he'd say lower.
Because of his taxes.
He knows nothing of policy he has no stance
he just thinks
I hate Trump and I like Democrats
and that's why you're not going to be big on the internet
there's no
the entire mainstream media is that
why would they go to you
they go to you?
They go to the weirdo lefties and shit.
Because they're an extra lefty.
That's something they don't get on mainstream.
They get your take all the fucking time. Why would a fucking Michael Cohen do your show?
He's going to be on MSNBC.
And CNN.
And ABC. Why would he do your show with your 14 000 subscribers why you're not gonna grow
i wish you had more time talking to Stuttering John.
Broadcast, does he show up on?
Does he show up on Miserable?
Every once in a while, they'll get him to do a roundup.
To get him on this show.
But he has turned me down.
I feel like a ditched ex-girlfriend.
But, hey, he gave me the dear John. down. I feel like a ditched ex-girlfriend. But
hey, he gave me the dear John.
He said he doesn't want
to do it. I have to respect
his opinion and we move
on. I'm going to
bigger and better guests.
Some say yes. Some
say no.
Look, I had the great
iconic talented Ed Asner on this show twice to call out the gqp
before his demise a couple of months well three weeks ago at the young age of 91 we have lost a true television and film icon and i am so proud and honored to have ed asner
be one of the many iconic people that have come on this show and that's why i go i revert back
to those that want to do a show and they do one and then sabotage the guests while they're at it
it's it's probably the worst thing you could do if you want to become an interviewer and a
broadcaster that's how you burn bridges and that's how you don't get guests that That's why I do not trash any of my guests. I treat them with honor and
respect, and I always will. I appreciate that they take the time out of their day to come on this
show and educate us all. To me, Hal Sparks and Richard Ojeda are saints. They are saints to give their knowledge and expertise to all of us on this show.
I would never in a million years ever think to sabotage them while they came on my show.
And that mentality is so
childish and immature.
Still chasing Eliza.
Even Howard Stern
does not do that.
It's a horrible
mixture for a horrible
show, which explains
why you only have three
viewers.
Claudia Garcia, thanks for the three bucks.
Who has three viewers?
So that's that.
I don't mention names.
I am above that.
You shouldn't mention names.
Maybe you get some of our audience to actually watch you.
Speaking of that,
I had a great time with my children on Sunday.
After my beer on the balcony,
which, by the way,
I don't think I've ever laughed that hard
on a beer
on the balcony in my entire
life with the great comedian
and podcast host
David Feldman.
If you have not become a YouTube
or Patreon member yet...
Don't forget, this nigga's
had literally eight strokes,
by the way.
Stuttering John is
not long for this world.
I'm also just...
I'm not hoping anything, because I'll never do that to somebody,
but the nigga's had eight legitimate strokes and shit.
Because remember, he tried getting into celebrity boxing,
and he can't get cleared,
because he's had so many strokes and shit,
and medical problems.
I'm Melendez, Inc. Then you are missing out. Because he's had so many strokes and shit. And medical problems.
Melendez Inc.
Then you are missing out.
Because that.
Beer on the balcony.
I almost want to go back and rewatch it.
David Feldman.
You worked for the Tonight Show.
Making a million dollars a year. a mansion in the Hollywood Hills and now you're in a roach infested one-bedroom and you're a nobody Whoa. Sad. Oof. Okay, Kumia thing.
Her voice speech annoys me.
I don't... I get it's her thing.
The resting bitch face.
Doesn't annoy me.
It's like...
Switch it up.
But Kumia!
Now Kumia was always the most
anti-conspiracy person ever.
When he got fired, our new Alex Jones
going down the rabbit hole
as some would say.
Faith plus one. I'm a winner. say.
Faith plus one.
I'm a winner.
And I'm black and you're white and I make more money.
So I'm a super winner.
I know World War II.
There's World War II museums.
Vietnam.
Is there really a Vietnam museums though?
I don't know. Yeah. Maybe we just, though? I don't know.
Yeah, maybe we just don't care anymore.
I watch this shit on my phone
before I
watch it here on the monitor.
Is
Kumia just a Jew now?
What the fuck
is that? Look at that nose.
Look at that face.
Kumia's starting to look like fucking Maury from Goodfellas.
They're fucking wearing it, Adam.
Henry.
They're fucking wearing it.
9-11 Museum.
9-11 Museum.
One event.
Boy, 20 years coming up.
Isn't it amazing how far we've come in 20 years?
It's like, oh, remember breaking up with that girl that really broke your heart?
We made a museum about it.
Remember that horrible day you had?
We made a museum to commemorate it.
You're just walking through the fucking thing,
looking at love letters she wants to send you.
You're just crying.
It's a one-person museum.
Just like, oh, I gave herperson museum. I was like, just look.
Oh, I gave her that chain.
I gave her that.
Give us $18 for this.
Worst day ever.
Yeah.
9-11.
We're going to be in Vegas on 9-11.
I'm not happy about that.
Thank God.
Yeah, I'm kind of happy about that.
I'd get out of the city.
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
The Afghanistan thing is really...
I mean, what perfect timing
to just hand it back
to the Taliban,
the Taliban, as
Biden calls it, to just hand it right back
and be right at the square one
that we were at
when they fucking did that or someone did.
Follow the money.
While you conveniently already have open borders.
That's also the thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you've just been letting people fly in unvetted from the very country.
Who cares?
Yeah, yeah.
Although people would say, so did someone ask me over the weekend, hey, Anthony, do you still believe the official story about 9-11 and everything?
And I'm like, you're really going to have to show me some hard evidence that the planes that they said with the flight numbers and the passenger manifests and all those people and everything didn't fly into those buildings.
You're going to have to, you know, and into Pennsylvania.
You really got to come up with some evidence that they weren't those planes.
I think that did happen.
But as far as the circumstances behind it and the responsibility,
who might have known, who didn't, who made out out because of it who it was an advantage to
happening and did were they involved in uh getting it to happen or even not acknowledging that they
knew what was going to happen and go well let it you know we'll see how far they get maybe they do
it and then we're able to do this that and the other thing that's literally um the world war ii conspiracy remember the um australia tell told us the japanese are
attacking and the conspiracy is we let them attack because the american people were against joining
world war ii and we needed an event like Pearl Harbor to happen,
so we sort of just let it happen so we could get involved.
You got to think, a 20-year war came of that.
20 years of people making a fuckload of money off of the business of war.
Who wouldn't trade a few planefuls of people in a couple of aging buildings that people didn't really like anyway?
They thought they were unsightly.
Like, ah, you can't take them down, though.
You know what it would take to take down the World Trade Center?
By the way, I think age,
weren't the World Trade Centers the youngest buildings in New York?
Jesus, they were built in like the 70s.
Weren't they like technically the youngest buildings there?
Yeah, the architecture is kind of archaic now, but it's part of the landscape.
And oh, there it goes.
Okay, we can rebuild something that looks more like our modern New York skyline.
Like all the people that made out,
I'll tell you who didn't make out on 9-11.
The passengers in the plane
and the people in the buildings that died
and the first responders
that are getting all kinds of diseases from it.
They didn't make out well.
I still don't think it outnumbers
the people that did make out well.
A bunch of people and companies and
the
war effort,
the money that goes to the military
industrial complex, as they call it.
Just look at the plexiglass industry
today. There you go. For COVID.
Who would have known?
Who was using plexiglass? Who gave a shit?
Now it's everywhere.
Plexiglass? Who gave a shit? Now it's everywhere. In the ass.
Plexiglass, my dick.
Oh, when I see plexiglass, it makes me more pissed than masks.
Just can't.
What's that going to do?
I had to put a package or something underneath a plexiglass thing.
I'm like here.
I coughed on it.
Whatever.
What is it really handing you an infected thing?
If I'm indeed infected,
I've actually done a little experiment while I've been here.
Yeah.
I'll get in an Uber and I'll just get in with like my mask,
like kind of off and I'll be like, do I need to wear the mask?
And if the guy says yes, either way, I ask him the same question.
But I'll ask him, how's crime here in New York?
I haven't been, I'm just traveling.
How's crime doing?
If they tell me to put the mask on, they say, oh, there's no crime.
There's no crime.
This guy seems hilarious.
That was your guess, Konya? Everything's
great. Tourism is up.
If they tell me, no, don't worry about the
masks, they're like, oh, crime is awful.
Wow. People are killing each other.
Yeah, the people that don't care about the
masks are more realistic about what's
going on, I think.
I think that's it. Fuckers.
I was taking an Uber ride to the airport when uh last
week and um i get in i always get into uber without the mask i don't even have it in my hand
it's in my pocket but i just get in and wait for the guy to say you gotta put a mask on so he
didn't but he's wearing a mask and we're driving and i go uh I go dude you don't have to wear that if you don't
want to I'm fine with it and he goes oh fuck thanks like yeah they don't want to wear it either
so you know I wait for them to say something and if they don't that's but that's how you got to do
it because otherwise it's going to be this bullshit forever like yeah you have to just
not wear the mask all bullshit it's all fucking bullshit like the voting thing we just
saw rolling back the the covid era voting rules which set up the vote for fraud so all all uh
governor abbott in texas is doing is rolling it back to what it was before covid and adding a
couple more things like you need id ID for fucking mail-in ballots.
But they're like, no, no.
They want that to stay.
They want all these regulations because of COVID to stay in place.
They prove it with the voting thing.
How is it terrible and voter repression if he's just taking the rules
from COVID off?
And they want it. It's such bullshit. I mean, I'm from COVID off. They want it.
It's such bullshit.
I mean, I'm from Texas.
I'm from Houston.
And the drive-in thing.
I was voting this last time around.
And I was in line.
And you go in.
And it's pretty quick and whatever.
There's one car that pulls into the drive-in lane,
drive-in area that's got a couple signs
on it, and it's a middle-aged woman.
And there's no attendant there.
So she gets out of her car
and walks inside
the crowded
voter place to ask for somebody
to come out so she
could vote.
You're in.
Now you're in there.
She's just playing cut seas on the line.
That's all she's doing.
Dude, there's election day.
There are hours to vote on election day.
You go and you vote during those hours, and then you go home.
If you can't, you get an absentee ballot.
You show an ID somehow.
You get it sent to you.
It's in your name.
And then you mail it out.
There. That's in your name. And then you mail it out. There.
You've now given everyone the opportunity to vote
in the country. Everyone can vote
that way. There's not one fucking person
who can't vote like that.
Those two options. You don't need drive-in.
You don't need fucking
send out a whole shitload of
ballots to 18 to 1
mailbox with no names.
You could fill that out.
And they call that freedom.
Oh, yeah, we're letting people vote.
It's the Freedom of Voting Act.
No, it's fraud, you fuckers.
God, I'm disgusted.
Some people don't have the mental capacity to get an ID.
Get that out.
Is that?
Yeah.
Get a fucking ID.
And then for them to call it racist to not have an ID is the most racist thing I've ever heard.
And I've heard my own mouth.
So trust me, folks.
Same old thing.
ID is racist.
When you have vaccine mandates.
Which affects the black people the most. Boom.
A squad in Warzone. Where do I get squads in?
I have multiple, I don't have a true squad in Warzone.
I have multiple squads, niggas I roll with, but.
Can you step? Are you a stepper?
That's another thing I'm including.
Now I got a Joe Rudder thing,
which I did want to check out.
And it's only another 20 bucks.
I got to do the AIU thing,
which is great.
But, um,
I'm going to be a stepper.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jiffy, we unsolved that.
Third bag's got it.
Damien, we'll get back to you later.
No, Craytown did that.
Kirk, Hovind B, Tiffany.
Yeah, we'll get back.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I am cool.
I am. Y'all told me to leave my Ben Simmons take alone.
Ice.
Well, we really have nothing to discuss.
We can discuss Ben Simmons.
Ice, you don't have
A Ben Simmons
No I'm just saying
I'm going down my list
And then we had
The Sha'Carri and Sidney shit
Sha'Carri
Sha'Carri got
See but Sha'Carri's evergreen
Because I keep seeing
Ice tweet that
Hey I'm gonna defend Sha'Carri
For eternity
No and she keeps doing more shit
I know but Ice said
You're gonna defend her
No matter what
It don't matter what you're doing
I'm gonna defend her
So
You don't have to
I'm just
It was a topic It was something that came up Why are you gonna defend her No matter what you're doing. So. You don't have to. I'm just, it was a topic.
It was something that came up.
Why are you going to defend her no matter what?
Wait.
This nigga Ice is the youngest person.
He looks like the oldest.
Like, if she's wrong, part of support is, like, highlighting that she's wrong, right?
Not killing her, but.
No, no.
I'm supporting her regardless.
She can be wrong.
She's a 20-year-old, and they can make mistakes.
Of course.
But people are trying to end her over mistakes.
That's all.
She's doing some dumb shit.
Nobody's trying to end her.
She's doing some dumb shit, too.
She's adding to it.
What's she doing?
We'll go and judge her.
She liked the tweet.
Okay.
She liked the tweet.
Hold on.
I'm not saying that she said something or did something, but in today's time, that means
something to somebody.
You can't like a tweet that's saying Jamaicans, you're a bit of good pieces of shit.
You got to get coconuts without Nikes on this.
A young person who everybody's piling up on me for whatever reason.
They've been piling up on her since the weed shit.
That's not true. Yes, it the weed shit That's not true Yes it is true
Black America has come to that girl's defense
When that weed shit first happened
Half of it
The other half was calling her stupid
And saying the rules is the rules
It was stupid and you said the rules are the rules
But don't act like Black America didn't come to her aid
I said half
People have been piling on her But listen Now she's losing some of the supporters But don't act like black America didn't come to her aid. I said half. It was more than half.
People have been piling on her.
But listen, now she's losing some of the supporters that came to her aid when she was really down.
She lost the race, right?
She lost the race.
Start before the race.
When she won that race, I just laughed.
This ghetto ass, I knew she wasn't going to make it.
Of course she missed the Olympics For smoking weed
Of course
Smoking weed
Being a whore
That bitch
Was like a whore
That bitch is just like
Um
If a hooker.
She only ran fast that one
time because her pimp was chasing her.
That's why she was
too ghetto. Sorry.
No, let me finish.
She lost the race, right?
So instead of her bowing out
graciously, she's cursing on live national TV like she's from fucking the bottom.
She could be from the bottom.
That's fine.
No, I'm just saying.
You don't have to act like that.
Bro, you are an Olympic athlete.
And again, I know some personally that are really close to me.
Dog, they get guidelines on what to do.
Like, again, even with substances, they can't take some prescription shit. They have a card that they walk around with substances they can't take some prescription
shit they have a card that they walk around with they can't take Sudafed they can't take
regular shit that Joe Schmo can take I think I used to say she's 20 so so what no I'm not saying
she's 20 so so what in your interviews Ice as a 17 18 year old person I would have known not to
be cursing and carrying on in the camera. To that you say?
Passion.
That's what I say.
That's what I say.
All right, cool.
Say no more.
Like, if you're going to excuse everything that somebody does.
It's not fair.
You mean to tell me this girl hasn't been media trained and she don't know.
I don't know if she's been media trained.
That's my whole thing. I don't know that.
I don't know that she's been media trained.
She's 20.
She's acting like she hasn't been.
No.
And she's saying, fuck that. Y'all going to see. I'm going to be back. She didn't say, fuck that. She said been media trained. She's 20. She's acting like she hasn't been. No. And she's saying, fuck that.
Y'all going to see.
I'm going to be back.
She didn't say, fuck that.
She said some rough questions.
She said shit.
Period.
I don't know what she said.
I forgot.
I saw it.
I'm telling you.
But she was just like, yo, this ain't the end of it.
I'm going to be back.
This shit ain't over.
That's it.
I need a phone.
What happened?
We've seen athletes do that
in the heat of the moment.
And then people try to spin that
into her naysayers
have a problem with her confidence.
And I just don't think
that's true either.
I have zero problem
with her being confident.
I want you to be confident.
Every athlete in the world
is supposed to be confident.
We want you to be confident.
But for me,
I'm only speaking for me.
Stuff comes along with that confidence.
It ain't just, if it's confidence alone, it's ego.
Like, things have to, like Ish said, it's not about you when you're representing your country and the olympics versus the best of every other
country so if you isolate all these incidents and i agree with ice if you isolate all of them hey
it's a mistake i make i make them people make them she's young she's in a bright light cool
but when you put them together ice it don't paint the best of picture she cursed on the after shit
and not only the curse but it was I'm that bitch talk.
I'm not saying she said that. She should be
confident, but the I'm that
bitch confidence.
Yeah, you could be that, but we're asking
you about why you came in ninth
in this race.
We're asking you. Let me just finish.
No, she didn't. She spoke about
her confidence in her future.
She did not speak about what they were specifically asking her, which was.
She said a little bit.
I'm telling you, she said a little bit.
I had a rough time.
I'm saying that wasn't what they was looking for.
So what?
I agree.
I got that.
I'm just playing connect the dots with you.
Okay.
That happened.
The Jamaicans walked by and was laughing a little bit like this bitch.
The next day, that's her twitter default the jamaicans
laughing at her okay cool so it's on your mind you young of course it's all you're getting and
now she hits the now she hits the like on the on the tweet that's disrespectful to the first place
winner and the jamaican sisters that that not only won, but dedicated themselves,
like didn't smoke the weed,
didn't break the rules in the pamphlet
that Isha's talking about.
Like more comes with it than just,
oh, you the ninth fastest woman in the world.
Yes, you are.
But are you prepared to do the other things?
Like Kobe Bryant says,
yo, these dudes wake up and they start shooting at seven.
Dog, I'm in the gym at four.
And if I do that, I squeeze two extra sessions.
And in five years, you'll never catch up to the work I did.
It's Barry Sanders when he says, hey, if you get in the end zone,
act like you've been there before.
Barry Sanders is the best ever.
Well, you know what I mean.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
I know what you're saying.
With your eyes, I mean, you got to be on that level to say, yo, dog,
behave yourself a certain way when you do that because it's normal for you. Not just that. That's all. As it looks. I ain't killing our supporter, too. I'm, you got to be on that level to say, yo, dog, behave yourself a certain way when you do that because it's normal for you.
Not just that.
That's all.
I ain't killing it.
I support her, too.
I'm with you.
As Olympic athletes.
Oh, matter of fact, the girl that won all the awards, the most decorated athlete ever, Earl Carl Lewis's record.
The girl was on nighttime TV.
She said, yo, she's going through a lot.
You know, we support her, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The very next day, she says, yo,
you can support with your mouth, but I don't,
that shit don't mean. Yeah, nobody asked for your support.
Like some negative shit to her support. She said that.
Hey, wait, she said some other foul shit.
She said that. Wait, wait, hold up. She said some
other foul shit. That ain't my place to say what's foul.
You can talk after this. Michael Johnson
said, yo, dog.
And Michael Johnson's Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson's Michael Johnson. Right. Yo, dog, you don't have to do that. I mean Michael Johnson said, yo, dog. And Michael Johnson's Michael Johnson.
Michael Johnson's Michael Johnson.
Right.
Yo, dog.
You don't have to do that.
And he said it differently, but it ain't me and niggas that ain't fast.
Like, niggas that ain't did it.
It's like Usain Bolt.
It's like your peers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your legends.
The legends.
Yeah.
I support her.
I want to do great.
I want to do great.
But guess what?
I'm still championing Jamaica for winning.
Like, we still, it's the
same to me. Not just that American, most
decorated track athlete of our time.
Man, it's black women up there kicking ass. It's black women kicking ass.
Trying to support her, and she dissed her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you hear what she said in her
again, I'm
get your shit off.
Pull that up. This type of support,
you haven't supported me at all.
No, she said. I don't need you.
She said, yo, support on TV.
Is this like not supporting me at all?
Come on.
You support me right here on TV.
That is tasteless.
That is tasteless.
You're fake supporting me right now.
It's tasteless.
It is tasteless.
There's no way to make it not be tasteless.
Listen, I feel like.
There's no way to make it not be tasteless.
Even if you thought that, saying it is tasteless.
Yo, the girl says she's obviously been through so much,
and I hope that she's supported.
I hope people rally around her.
Right?
She said some more positive shit.
Obviously, she has a great personality,
and she's brought a lot of attention to the sport,
and I think that she'll be in the sport for a very long time.
I think just more than anything, for all athletes,
there's so much that goes into it.
So just give her the support
that she needs.
Yo, guess what?
Hey, the same thing is on her side.
Even if she didn't mean none of that.
She said it.
She said it.
Why do you have to come tell us
how you really feel about it?
You don't like it.
Oh, shit.
You're in an angry spot.
That's what it is.
You're in an angry spot.
It's child's play.
There is not a free thing to it's child right now i understand that
but you represent
but you representing
you might come from where
many of us come from so
when i got the death jam if we would
have won the championship year one i wouldn't
have known uh correct table manners at the White House.
I wouldn't have. So we get that.
But when people are trying
to teach you, Usain Bolt, Michael
Johnson,
the other girl, the Jamaican girls,
just anybody, because they all reached out to her.
You know, remember Naomi
came back? Naomi came back
after she was like, I'm not doing no interviews,
fucking with my mental health. She came back and gave her pr i'm back response professional business is back now hey man if i
would have been a little more informed i'm gonna handle it differently but hey i don't believe that
she felt any of that right but that's the pr the game is the game it's big time it's prime time
let me take it prime time let me take it a step further.
Again, I have friends, close friends, that are Olympic athletes.
They make a shitload of money well into their 30s and 40s off of sponsorship dollars.
Right?
Literally, live off of sponsorship dollars.
Like, these track motherfuckers, that's how they live.
Right?
You fucking up your bread by acting like a nigga.
You fucking up your long-term bread by acting like a ghetto-ass dodo.
Okay, now let me ask you a question.
And it shouldn't say that.
Somebody that's paid should say it to her privately.
What is a ghetto
ass dodo
you don't have to
act like that
no no no
I'm not mad
I don't care
we all come from the ghetto
I'm not saying
what I'm saying is
if this is who she is
I'm not
I'm just saying
I'm gonna support her
regardless
I'm rocking with her
I think shorty's
gonna be alright
shorty's gonna get
her shit right
and shorty gonna come back
and shut all these
motherfuckers up
she was killing shit before you had this you had to set back with the weed
we gotta learn we can't support yes we can't support i think she's gonna learn from this
100 hopefully and again i'm not knocking the young girl she's a young girl there's a better
way to do what she's doing you just keep digging more and more and more and more like fam so again
you feel like the world is again, that's a good thing.
Look, that's another thing with these young kids.
Spotlight, social media, all of that.
Ice, that girl had a lot of support after that weed shit.
She had a lot of support.
She put a one video out saying, I'm back, right?
Even prior to the race I was
I was commenting
On the tweets
I'm like damn
Y'all turned on Shorty quick
She didn't even run yet
She didn't run
Y'all have already
Turned on her
So for a kid
Seeing this
Everybody was just
Bigging me up
Now y'all shitting on me
I ain't even raced yet Y'allall shitting on me i ain't even race yet
y'all was shitting on me since the weed yes there was some support there was a lot of people calling
us stupid i don't care the rules are the rules i said it the rules are the rules the rules are
the rules so i had to get another xbox controller for playstation a new thing tonight and day switch you see that flip i'm a media suit i'm
i'm a i'm a uh internet darling whatever you want to call it one day they love you today they hate
you tomorrow cool now i'm telling anybody i'm back they shitting on us yo you are jamaican's
about to smoke you nigga i don't care what you're doing once the jamaicans won the olympics they
shit on her that's what happened right away is one of you once the jamaicans won the olympics they on her that's what happened
right away is one of you once the jamaicans won is no i'm telling you what's the severity in which
she lost no before the ninth place before this is before that race oh i'm talking about the olympia
that that one race was a one-off. This ghetto bitch with her blonde wig and her tattoos.
She's a nobody.
Never will be a somebody.
Big race where they won.
Oh, when the Jamaicans won.
Well, that's because she never met that time.
I'm talking about when she was a small pot.
Me too.
When the Jamaicans ran and
won right their winning time was she had never met correct so niggas was like that's when the
shitting on her started and that's when and that's when the pressure started too that was the time to
rise to the occasion i never ran i've never made that time but my time is coming soon if i don't
do this if i make myself eligible like to be honest her gimmick is that she is ghetto by the way she should lean into it like fuck the running um
start her only fans i guess overcome a rapper or something you're not gonna be a fast runner
if i don't smoke the weed,
I can maybe get in that ballpark.
And even if she didn't come in ninth,
well, ninth is to be celebrated too, by the way.
But she could have probably done,
that probably wasn't her best performance.
That's all she had to say.
I don't think we've seen her best performance.
All we had to say is, yo,
this wasn't my best performance.
We all know I've been through some stuff
in the last couple of months
that's been traumatic.
I'll be back.
I want to wish everybody graciousness
for their prayers and support. She did all of that without saying that last saying that last one no no what the naysayers are saying is
we're rooting for you and we want you to win but you have to be the best you and to do that
you got to chill out somebody we support you it's not hate I want you to show some class it's not
hate yeah yeah yeah yeah and I know she young so I'm she young, so I'm not palling on her she young.
It wasn't every time.
I'm not palling on her.
I know she young, but I'm more so talking to Team Sha'Carri.
Team Sha'Carri.
Because it ain't just Sha'Carri isolated by herself.
There's somebody, a PR person, a manager, an organizer.
There's somebody there.
Well, that's also what's happening.
Just help that queen, man.
Help that queen.
Help that queen. You can see that. She's reacting. Help that queen. Well, take the phone. Somebody take somebody there. Well, that's also what's happening. Just help that queen, man. Help that queen. Help that queen.
You can see that.
She's reacting.
Help that queen.
Well, take the phone.
Somebody take the phone.
Somebody do something.
No, we got to be, us as black people, we have to be able to call out them, our kids, our
peers, our fellow black people when they do some fuck shit.
Well, Sha'Carri, I'm just telling you.
We love you.
Me.
Yeah.
I'm still here for you.
I'm supporting you.
We all still support you.
I'm not talking about y'all.
I'm talking about those who are.
I'm talking because
she's getting a lot of,
she doesn't get as much support.
So I'm talking about,
I ain't turning.
You can come in ninth
for the next 19 races.
Exactly.
I'm still rolling with you.
I don't want you cursing
and wiling on the camera.
I want you to learn from that
we're leaving this
we're probably not gonna get deep into it
but tomorrow we probably will
but they just dropped
the new conspiracy social club
so
we'll get something to it
let's skip past the obligatory our stand-up gig but we got something to it right now
when people ask is everything in conspiracy i've got lung cancer had been smoking his whole life but um was it was always a a great man and uh passed passed away and happened very quickly.
But the cool thing was that his son, his wife of 55 years, his daughter, his daughter-in-law, son-in-law,
they were all around him telling stories.
And he listened to the whole thing for the whole day.
And then he took his last breath
exhaled and his whole my brother says the color in his face completely changed he just went all
the color left his face and he just died man he went on he passed on he just took his last yeah
it took his last breath and and uh my my brother-in-law was holding his mother you know
he's holding holding the woman who'd been in his life for 55 years, whatever.
And there's a great picture of them holding onto him.
And what was amazing was that they said,
everything went away.
It was just like your spirit leaves, man.
Your life force, whatever it is.
My dad's on the phone, he's 81.
He goes, hey, listen, he goes, here's a formal request.
He goes, I don't want any of the grandchildren in.
I don't know when I'm going to kick off, but I'm 81.
So, you know, he's got a belly.
He can give a shit.
He goes, as my daughter, my sister said, the fucking guy's got a belly like this, eats what he wants.
If his heart could, it would get out of his body and slap him across the face.
Because he's just, but his life force keeps him going.
He goes, when i kick off
i don't want any of the grandchildren in the room i that's a gruesome sight to see the minute you
yeah your death right yeah yeah get him out of there he's i've been in the room
that if i when i die um i'll never do a wake i don't want much just my body's in there but um i don't want any kids
at my funeral or anything that's weird many times for that i was like jesus christ these
are the conversations well let me ask you a question hi i'm sam triple a good to be here
has any of your your children's grandparents passed yet uh no that is the first that tends to be the first indication of mortality
to children yes and it's it the first one is very hope you hope you'll but like i mean people pass
but when your grandparents pass sure you tend to be very close to them.
And it's very rough.
I remember when my grandmother, on my dad's side, my grandma passed very early.
And it kind of shocked me.
You know, my dad's side of the family, they were much more hardcore in terms of, i don't know how to describe it they were as
my grandparents weren't as emotionally attached to the grandchildren the way my mother's parents
were so when my grandma on the other side passed it was sad but it wasn't like when my mother's
parents started dropping yeah that was earth shattering
like when my grandfather my mother's father passed yeah it was like the patriarch is gone
oh yeah dude that that's heavy shit that's heavy shit that is my uh my grandfather i was very close
though i was very close to both my grandmother and my grandfather. And when they passed, I remember I felt like I'd gotten everything I wanted out of that relationship.
So it wasn't devastating that way.
It was sad.
But I had squeezed every fucking, you know, they were in their 80s.
And I'd spent as much time as I could with them.
So a lot of times when people die, you have regret.
Well, it's interesting because for me,
what you're saying in a clunky way
is that there comes a time
where you've stayed too long,
in my humble opinion.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Right?
And I see this playing out in some scenarios
in life there is a time where and i pray you know when i look at my daughters they're very young
i go i gotta stay till about 80. that's what i gotta stay and i have to be fully functional
and in control my b-hole okay because I do
not want them having to clean daddy
even though daddy cleans them out
I mean my daughter's been having
blowouts and I've been just getting in
there just
cleaning right
but I don't want
you change diapers that's women's work
I haven't changed a diaper Change diapers? That's women's work.
Nigga, I haven't changed a diaper.
And I have autistic children. Who can do any of these diapers?
I haven't changed a diaper in like five years.
Wait, what?
What are you doing?
And don't be proud of that.
Changing a diaper is a fucking disgusting thing.
I don't want them to do that.
That is one of my goals in life, that my daughters don't have to clean daddy.
Yeah.
But there comes a time where you're like, am I infringing on their life?
Dude, it's so interesting.
All those conversations are so interesting. And's why you gotta laugh oh by the way brian callan uh got engaged he's
marrying the new chick and a smart business move callan you got divorced then canceled
lost all your shit now you're marrying your new chick.
Good, good, yeah.
I'll never see you for business advice, Callan.
You gotta make sure you measure your life on how often you laugh,
which is why when I'm in Buffalo like this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
I wish I could have been there with you, bud.
You come see me do some stand-up. I'm toourday i wish i could have been there you come see me do some stand-up i'm too i wish i could have been it's doug davidoff we could reprise the great the great
shows i'll get out there i would split time and just have steve be walking around like who gets
fucked on their time and you'd go like this we were in afghanistan and and uh afghanistan and uh
and steve would be all anal about
like time and stuff.
And fucking Sam would be like, uh, Steve's got soggy diapers right now.
Steve would get so mad.
Welcome to the Steve Byrne tour where he does five minutes at the end of the show.
Cause we got to wrap it up every time.
Steve would be like, fucking get off stage.
Get the, what the fuck?
Oh dude, we would just kill each other guys
uh i have i have a couple tickets left this was a miscommunication on the amount of tickets that
are available for my i i you know i'm doing these small rooms and i'm working and he goes literally
my favorite thing to do and by the way he was seven literally my favorite thing to do
you know they find a new word literally my favorite thing to do. You know, they find a new word.
Literally my favorite thing to do.
The other day, I'm like trying to think and write and stuff,
and I'm sitting there, and all of a sudden she goes,
and then she goes, and I just pick up on the story
as she's talking to me.
I pick up on it like a minute in, and she goes,
and then, so then me and my friends are sitting
in the backseat of this car, and then this guy comes up,
and he kind of like, he doesn't hit us but he's like woo
and he screams and then I see
then we're at the beach and I go
are you telling me
about a fucking dream?
are you taking my time? I'm about a dream
don't tell me about your dream
because nothing happened
it's just unbelievable the amount of shit
I think we assume
something that's retarded that doesn't exist unbelievable the amount of shit shit. They got bitches and shit. We assume like it's just a known cause the bitches we
seen in real life would agree to that. That would fuck other bitches to be some. Apparently Apparently they don't have it this life.
Which I'm fucking shocked by.
Nobody has this deal.
That's why there's celebrity divorces.
This lifestyle.
Which they're not really into.
Kinda into.
Pseudo into. Kinda into, kind of into, like,
hands and shit, like, let's talk, could you be with a child and comedian, like a chick.
I was thinking, you're talking to me, you chick.
That's my man who travels all over the country and has fans. I'm like a damn pussy, like it is.
Well, I knew it would soon be you mean a chick who's down.
I'm planning to travel more.
I don't care if Des is down or not.
But, um, no.
That's the one thing Dez has on me. I don't plan on traveling. Ugh. But, uh, yeah, uh, how do relationships work?
I get the, I get the millionaire relationships, you're with me, but like Sam Tripoli or Brian Callen, I got on the road for a week and do stand-up, I'm going to Cleveland and all of a sudden you see a chick with these fucking
little chicks in Cleveland and the wife in California is just down with it. What is she
down with it? That's the thing. You assume the chicks are down with it, which is gay to me.
What's up? You be down, alright. joke about that he's like you'll never believe
what happened he's like no he's his girl almost happened you never believe what almost happened
nothing because it's almost yeah hang up but it's like i'm paying for everything i just
want to zone out let me zone out my dad my dad came to my rescue my my my mom and my sister
were asking me a question about something like the grocery list or when i plan on going here so I could do... You're on the CFR.
I love that Brian counted on the grocery list.
Your father is worth hundreds of millions.
What?
I think you're wearing a cigarette.
Oh, well, I can't hate you, Brian.
Oh, I asked you.
You've never been in a grocery store.
What are you talking about, Brian?
You're in Pakistanistan something with the
betting i don't even know what the fuck it was and my my mother finally goes are you listening
brian and my sister goes yeah he's here but he's not here as usual and my father goes you guys are
talking to him about stuff that doesn't pay the bills and that he's
never thought about it's like it's like asking a straight guy about polka dots yeah bills you're
dead at millions this fucking pay the bills i see whitney cummings trying to do this shit
pay the bills whit Wendy Cummings,
I think her dad's a hedge fund banker
and her mom ran a company.
Pay the bills.
What are you talking about?
Pay the bills.
You had millions of dollars.
Yeah, I'm not, by the way you're making a question even more
because my god there's millions on the line they're getting in that line imagine being 30
grand a year your dad would have killed your mom maybe who's saying What are you saying?
Pay the bills?
Like, hey, dude, what do you think about polka dots?
First time I've thought about polka dots ever, actually.
I don't think about polka dots. Yeah, I don't care.
That's not in a straight guy's brain.
I don't know why.
That's why you need gay people, because we wouldn't have polka dots
if you didn't have really flamboyant fashion people.
We need more polka dots, right?
But it's true.
So it's like, there's some things I don't care about.
And he's like, he's thinking about how to pay the bills,
which means I make my money off my imagination.
It sucks.
I wish I could go and do a regular job.
Why do you need me to be emotionally,
call one of your friends and talk?
I am not here.
They're emotional preachers.
I'm figuring about how i'm gonna pay for
everybody well dude wait till you have a daughter and you do i do yeah wait you have a daughter what
am i gonna go back in time no no because what i mean is wait till your daughter turns 12 13
my daughter is emotionally very mature yeah and my daughter's uh very smart i
people always say their kids are smart i hate that but my daughter has a lot of very smart. And her dad is accused of rape.
People always say their kids are smart. I hate that.
But my daughter has a lot of social intelligence.
Let's put it that way.
Yeah, she gets straight A's and all that, but she's
just one of
those people that is
very intelligent. And I've
gone through a divorce. And I thought
that I could just kind of, you know,
sweep it under the rug be fine
no no dude
there's fallout from a divorce of course
there's fucking
Brian
he just he's getting
remarried
you can't share a divorce
when now you're marrying
the new chick what is he doing
heavy emotional fallout from shit like that
and you better contend with it i don't contend with it i'm an emotional fucking retard because
i'm a comic and i'm a misfit and i just turned into a joke there's a lot with that i got problems
bro there's a lot as you're a kid you're emotionally more attached to your mother yeah and you don't
appreciate dad as much because dad tends to be disciplinarian and all that stuff but i feel like
people understand their fathers as they get older you don't really understand dad until you enter
life like real life not like not like well you know
your parents are just basically protecting any real world consequences from hitting you when
you hit real life when you go to work when you got a boss that's busting your balls when you're
figuring out how the fuck i'm going to pay this rent that's when you understand your father
maja brani always said what i remember he said something to me about,
about, you know, he'd been married
and he loves his wife.
His wife is beautiful, wonderful human being.
And like, I don't care how hot
and wonderful your wife is.
At some point, she's just your wife.
Oh yeah.
It doesn't matter what kind of smoke show she is.
That's right.
At some point, this is the woman
that busts your balls all the time
right oh yeah and like how do you deal with that and like when your dad and your mom no it's kind
of odd you got divorced or his wife they're gonna cancel lost everything show business. He's not going to podcast. If he only came back,
is he marrying a new chick?
Why?
Why?
I mean,
wait, they plan
to have new kids.
That's why he's
marrying her.
Brian Callen
hates his old family so much.
He's incoming as a new bitch
and it's our new family.
And they're going to take over the empire.
So, yeah, Brian Callen's son
and daughter,
the rightful heirs.
No, he's replacing you.
He's coming
as a new chick. He's, he's pulling, what,
no, it wasn't Alexander the Great, which king was that, what, wait, which king was that,
I said our new fucking family, and no, not you faggots, my new family is the new family,
the youngest son's taking over, Oh, which one was that?
Brian Callen hates his ex-wife so much.
He's coming in some new bitch
and marrying her.
It's already a new family.
And he's making Brian Callen the foot, the new heir, he's making a new heir, so where
Brian Callen's daughter and son are, yeah, sorry, he's making the kid with the new chick, the heir. And by the way, there's heir to the CFR Callan fucking
thing. Not yous. There's the thing if you're a cat. There's the thing. He's making the wow I respect the ultimate
now I get it
now I get it
I respect it
fuck my ex-wife
fuck my kids I had with her
I have a new kid
and they'll be the heir
these dummies and their little brother I have a new kid and they'll be the heir.
These dummies and their little brother.
Because that's the one the new dad left it to.
At 55.
Good job, Callan, I gotta,
I gotta salute Callan on that shit,
he got that bitch in the end,
he got her in the end,
yeah,
gotta pay all the child support,
whatever,
child support,
I'm gonna call my new bitch, and I'm gonna call me a new bitch.
And I'm gonna marry her.
Make it official
so the kid I have with her
is the
that's taking over the empire.
Not the kid I have with you, bitch.
That's why he got married.
That's why he's getting married.
He's making it official.
Not the son,
did he have a son and daughter,
he had kids,
but I think a son and a daughter,
but a son and daughter,
first young kids,
fuck you,
the new Callan kid,
with the young blonde hair chick,
that nigga,
in the will, not nigga in the will.
Not even in the will, but that nigga's going to be taking over.
Callan got his revenge.
I respect it.
He got the revenge.
He got it.
He got the fucking revenge. I'll meet this new bitch, come on her, my family's fortune is going to him, and he doesn't have to give it, cause this bitch, they're
divorced, he doesn't have to pay his child for it, whatever, yeah, that's nothing. Callan comes to the rich family.
Then that's his guardian.
It's a new kid he's having with a new
wife.
By the way,
there's gonna be, like,
a 30-year-old
Callan
daughter and a 20-year-old Callan daughter and a 20-year-old Callan son.
it was going to take
him to... By the way, the Callan thing
is an empire.
Never forget this.
They are in the CFR.
They're a rich family.
Brian Callan...
Brian Callan
respect them said, fuck you. I'll start a new one. Brian Cowan Brian Cowan Respect him said
Fuck you
I'll start a new one
You two don't get it
There's gonna be a new kid
The youngest kid
Taking charge
Off of their fucking
Bohemian Grove
Party shit
He put none of his kids in charge He's gonna marry a new chick Off of their fucking Bohemian Grove party shit.
He put none of his kids in charge.
He's gonna marry a new chick and come inside the room and have a new kid.
And that's the kid that's gonna do it.
That's the hilarious thing to me.
He said, fuck you, bitch. He's marrying me, Mitch, and come inside of her, then I'm a kid, he's what, 56, she's,
it doesn't matter, the youngest son is gonna be the ruler. Because the youngest son will be of the X.
And the government family will embrace him.
He had to burn the...
Brian Callen has kids,
and he's like,
I got your mom.
Your mom didn't realize
who you are
in the deep state.
Uh, well, my new kid
is a young, hard-a-bitch.
Uh,
which, um, he'll never say
what she could say.
Yeah.
She fucked us over.
My new kid.
That thing is running.
Ah, duh.
My new kid.
The new kid.
Because we're in tune with the calendar feeling, by the way.
We're not going to shit about the ex-wife and their two kids.
The new kids who plugged into the CFR, we're not gonna fuck about with half brothers and sisters, with jealous and yeah.
Ryan Callen did it right.
You deep state rich mother hooker.
Ryan Callen did the deep state divorce right.
Alright.
New chick right by the way.
My writer.
New baby coming.
Give her some money.
I don't know how to ask that.
Um.
Ryan Callen.
They have money.
Legacy.
I kind of hate him. I kinda hate myself, you know,
like I'm not supposed to be in love.
There's always a legacy. I think that theory is right.
I think Ryan Callen is the biggest winner out of all of them. always.
This is a valley
so it's a
I don't know what to say at all.
I don't know what I'm doing video game controller. I got my hearing control back. I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to I could. I don't know, it sucks.
Yeah, I get it.
Next time I'm in challenge, I don't interview you.
Dad, what are you doing?
What food are we even get and whatever? Hey!
Dad!
We're still not here?
We never got it.
Hmm... I said check your phone.
I don't really know.
At that point I don't check anything.
I see the green again, like, yeah. I don't know, what?
Child, I guess not.
Wait, I think we got McDonald's on.
I think that.
And I'm almost 100% straight, by the way.
Well, it's annoying me.
I don't know, I said, did it come here or not?
I'm asking you, there you go. I said, no.
I said nothing on my phone.
How many times am I going to tell you
I don't get notifications on my phone?
What was? at 9.14. That was...
at 9...
10 minutes ago?
How many times am I going to tell you to check your phone when you order food?
I already had to go get your delivery today.
I'm not a fucking...
Well, I'm done.