The Yewneek Pod - The continuing Brendan Schaub sucks saga. Cumia deals with more Geno Drama!

Episode Date: July 10, 2022

Swabs jokes falling flat. Pat dixon K.O. of geno at Sullivan's causes consternation. 'Two shirts' doesn't know how to handle it!

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Oh, yeah, Cienzi. Cienzi's like a journalist. I think he works for CNN or something. He covers news and all that stuff. And changed his channel name to Unique. But it's like, I didn't know what it was at first, because Unique is with a U, but this is Y-E-W, and then there's a space, N-E-E-K.

So it's unique and just go to his live stream because everyone there is just gonna watch Kyle be awesome you know so unique it's not CNZ anymore CNZ was like the old name bye-bye-bye change it you know but it's really cool that like you're you moved away from like CNN or wherever you were before excited that those guys were good but it's really cool that like you're you moved away from like cnn or wherever you were before because i know that those guys were good but it's good that you got like your own network now um and you're leaving like cnz tv and going to unique on youtube uh there's a lot of startup costs with youtube i know uh chibi takes like 40 percent of like my shirts and stuff because of all youtube charges for like

starting up so it's really cool that you're doing that uh i don't have a youtube channel i just kind of do his but the live streams are probably cool because you get to sit there and like do the news and talk to people um i guess you're in the same room so you could like they could come up on stage with you i'm not sure how it works but it's really cool so uh cnz changed his name uh of the channel and it's now unique and uh welcome to his live stream where he's like you're just gonna like watch kyle like bell and be awesome every time he does that it's gonna be like in honor of like our friendship uh you know uh doug belfer in my bell um for cnz what is good?

Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream live link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's poppin'? How is your Monday? Did that new Beavis and Butthead movie drop?

I heard it's great. What's in on Paramount Plus? I gotta check that out tomorrow. I heard it was really. What's in on Paramount+. I got to check that out tomorrow. I heard it was really, really good though. Time for drug abuse. I don't do drugs. How much was the cameo? I forget.

I know I only wrote two lines and the nigga turned it into a... That's edited, by the way. That goes on a lot longer. That's me editing that down. He babbled. Yeah I have Paramount Plus. Heard it's okay.

Pretty good. The first movie they did was good. They should do a King of the Hill movie or bring King of the Hill back. I thought they were going to bring King of the Hill back, but they never did. But yeah, I have Paramount Plus, so I'm going to check that out tomorrow. Yes. And fucking that movie kind of proved that the Beavis and Butthead show could have been better. Was half a promotional tool for videos on MTV.

Back when MTV was a video music playing channel. But the movie was great. So I can't wait to see that one. The series is coming back. So is King of the Hill. I've heard King of the Hill is coming back so is King of the Hill. I've heard King of the Hill is coming back since 2016 though.

And it will be without Cotton though. Although that episode was great when Cotton Hill died. My favorite characters are of course Dale Gribble

then Cotton Hill, then Hank, then Bill, then Boomhauer. Bob's Burger, the show is lame. I saw a couple of episodes very eh I never even saw the relaunch of Beavis and Bud

oh I got a pilot reboot just recently there was a Bob's Burgers movie boot just recently? There was a Bob's Burgers movie? What was that great diss that Razor Fist did against Bob's Burgers? Hey, what would The Simpsons be like if every character was Lisa?

Khan! Khan is funny. Khan Jr. I thought you didn't do your homework. You heard about it in the BBG. How are you not giving me secret BBG info? Like I would care. I didn't play any Battlefield today. A lot of Fortnite mad dubs and crown wins.

Some Warzone mad dubs. Some Rocket League. Had to whip out my DeLorean in Rocket League. The Back to the Future car. And yeah, that was about it. I cannot wait for fucking Skate 4. Hurry up. Conjuring your fight to you and...

But how do they bring it back without Luann now? Brittany Murphy died. A bad bitch died. You know who was the baddest bitch who died and it was the weirdest death ever? Remember Family Matters? The Steve Urkel show? Remember the chick who loved

him? That badass black chick? She died at like fucking 22 of like stomach cancer or some shit. 2023? 2023? Really? Isn't Peggy Bundy the one-eyed bitch?

Yeah, in Futurama. I don't know. King of the Hill was starting to get weird at the end there. And I get why the show ended up ending. Because then you had Luann. And they tried introducing that lucky character, which I fucking hated. I preferred, what was his name?

I'm Todd Thibodeaux. And Hank was like, isn't that pronounced Thibodeaux? Unbanned myth. She did not die. Who's myth? Why are they banned? Oh, the period episode?

Yeah, I remember that one. She gets mad at Bobby. I think she needs a Bobby break. Damn it, Bobby. Buckley's angel. the best episode is when Dale Gribble goes completely insane, and he tries jumping on that tree and goes, ah! Dale Gribble, though, is the best character in that show.

Pocket Sand. It was played by Tom Betty. Well, he can't come back either now, can he? When he accidentally smokes weed. That was a two-parter, wasn't it? That was a two-part episode, right? Because they were questioning whether or not he killed that fucking waitress. No, the best episode, hands down,

other than that Dale Grippo one, was when they were using crack to catch fish. That's a great episode. But, uh... Oh, we're going to shit on stupid in a second. Don't worry. I made a non-Brendan Shaw video today. Joe Budden gave me something to talk about. you call it a bit I like it big

how much what do you need I got $20 $20 I got a bit you need rock on I love that episode what is that up on like what service I love that episode.

What is that up on? Like, what service? I would like to re-watch King of the Hill from the beginning. It was on the FX app when that came out, but that's probably dead and gone. Probably bought by, is it on Disney? But you probably can't watch it on Disney. Alright, it's on Hulu. And I have Hulu. But do I got the specific Hulu package to actually watch it?

I have to think about Hulu's the thing about Hulu. It's on Hulu. I go to Hulu. I try to watch it. You need this super specific, I mean, $50 package. You pay $90 for the package you got, but the one to watch that is really $50.

Which, it's Bay Sulu. All right, I might check that out. And I got to check out Beavis and Butthead movie tomorrow. I might convince Dez to just suck my dick all day and we'll watch King of the Hill and the new Beavis and Butthead movie. You rewatched it too?

I think I need a rewatch of King of the Hill. I don't care about GTA 6. I care about Skate 4. Alright, but we gotta talk about this Brendan Schaub thing. Retard. Dummy. Dummy. retard dummy I'm 37 yes I'm old enough to remember

Beavis and Butthead I play video games with a lot younger guys than me I was trying to explain celebrity death match to one of them idiocracy shit movie I was trying to explain Celebrity Deathmatch to one of them.

Idiocracy. Shit movie. That everyone tries to big up. Not really that funny of a movie. And every time I left, he says, we live in idiocracy. No, we don't. Love Office made some shit but Idiocracy

not that good of a movie really not nor memorable it's great is it no it's not it's not. It's not a great movie.

It's not even a cult classic. No one can give me one line from it. I'm going to play the Gino thing. The Shab thing is kind of quick. We were doing a shop thing right now because whoa This man is frighteningly stupid I Almost can't believe this was said by this retard. And these guys are shooting for the moon.

They're going to land on the stars. Shavka. Let me replay that. And these guys are shooting for the moon. They're going to land on the stars. Shavka. That's just retardation right

he's wearing a pink hat his ears are if I just show this to a regular person they would think this is a retard saying this right and these guys are shooting for the moon they're gonna land on the stars Shavka

like he wears those shoes that jimmy sells in seinfeld don't touch jimmy he's wearing this People work for this man. The two remaining employees chin in that Nick faggot. This is who you work for. Everyone's jumping ship. It's over. You get no views, nothing.

And your boss just said this. And these guys are shooting for the moon. They're going to land on the stars. They're shooting for the moon and they're going to land on the stars. They're shooting for the moon and they're going to land on the stars. Wow. Wow. Holy shit. Not ironically said

Retardedly said That man is shockingly stupid That's some retard shit He did not say that. No, it's not a cult classic in any way, shape or form. A cult classic is like half baked. Go ask any person, go stop 10 random people ask about idiocracy you'll never hear anything it's not a cult classic uh shavka i have to hear this and these guys are shooting for the for the moon they're gonna land on the stars. They're shooting.

He's rich loss without the talent. Rich Ross doesn't have talent. Don't touch Jimmy. Jimmy's going to get you Kramerramer Jimmy holds a grudge Terry I thought they had Debo as the president not Terry Crews holy shit how dumb

can a nigga be he knocked out crow cop at the end of his career I could have knocked out crow cop uh I have to hear this again look at this fucking retard

he's wearing a pink hat snapback his ears are weird yeah try to get in a hot yeah you're gonna get booked on TV shows with your ears like that you badge of honor homo I'm a UFC fighter so my ears

have to look retarded for the rest of my life because I fought in the UFC. Ugh. Fix your ears. How do your ears get like that, Mono? Like, I get it. They hold you on the ground and shit. You niggas didn't use band-aids or

alcohol. You just know your old badge of honor faggotry. You're deformed, you faggot. You look weird. You look like an elf. No one's gonna put you in a movie. There's no movie star. For the, first of all,

there's no movie star with big ears. Never mind with ears that look weird. Holy shit. It's my badge of honor. My ears look weird. Fag. You're never My badge of honor my ears look weird fag You're never gonna Be put in a shower movie

You're gonna shoot for the moon. See land in the stars. What are we shooting for the for the moon? They're gonna land on the stars Shavka And these guys are shooting for the moon. They're going to land on the stars. Great advice there, stupid. Shoot for the moon so you land on the stars. Obviously, it's shoot for the stars.

And maybe you'll land on the moon. Who says that? It's like gunshots on purpose. Yeah, they're like trying to be rappers. Who says that? And ironically, in the chink fuck chin one of the last remaining employees who works for the sad state

he's a smart Chinese dude who has to sit there and your boss literally said that you work for a dude who said that you're fucked by the way if I, I'll never hire you. You worked for that dumb motherfucker and then say, hey, stupid.

You said that wrong. By the way, they live in, obviously, a yes man world. You're not allowed to question him because the retard just said, shoot for the moon and you'll land on the stars. What?

Yeah, I saw the clip. We talked about it too. Revenge of the Sith talked about the shit I talk about at least two weeks or a month later. So whatever you see on there, I've already talked about. So don't say,

hey, Revenge is talking about this. I talked about it way before then. Who is Domino? Andrew Schultz, apparently. Well, I'm not going to say they suck. who is Domino? Um, Andrew Schultz, apparently. Um,

well, I'm not going to say they suck. I'm just saying they talk about the shit I talk about way after I talk about it. When they talk about specifically like Brendan Schaub shit. I'm built like an Idaho potato no not in any way shape or form do you think they suck why do they suck I think they suck? Why do they suck?

I think they're still doing their thing. They have absolutely no growth. What they do to anything no I have not seen Obi-Wan the series purposely cause like I've explained I'm a binge watcher now now is the first season wrapped up I've explained. I'm a binge watcher now.

Now, is the first season wrapped up? I might check that out tomorrow too if the first season's wrapped up. I might check it out. But I can't watch one episode and then have to wait next week for a new one.

So I might check it out now. But now I'm going to check out the Obi-Wan thing. What correct phrase? They're going to do Alex Jones show. They've done it three times. And have been irrelevant every time they did it. The saying is, shoot for the moon,

and if you miss, you'll be among the stars. No, the saying is, you shoot for the stars, but if you miss, you'll end up on the moon. I don't even know if Porcelain's merch documentary is over. It's a great documentary, though. Obi-Wan is woke? Super woke? How could Obi-Wan be woke? I'm just asking.

How could it be? How do you work wokeness in the Star Wars? I'm smarter than Shab. The summer George! George! Having that bee around is Netflix better than HBO the apps I don't know

I don't think I don't know. The one thing Netflix has Next season of Cobra Kai So Yeah I gotta check that out So I'm gonna Go Netflix Cause I gotta check out Thiss in a Cobra Kai.

How did YouTube give up that show? That must be. How does cunt Susan Wojcicki. By the way, they put her in charge of YouTube. They failed every year they've been in charge. But it's a woman and a friend and a family that went in charge. YouTube had

Cobra Kai. And it is... Could they try launching YouTube Premium? That's the only show they had. But the whole point was if there were YouTubers doing premium shit

no one bought it but they had Cobra Kai and they just gave it to Netflix which I don't care I prefer Netflix to be honest with you but um I'm gonna have to go

Netflix just cause I gotta see the fifth and probably final season of Cobra Kai how fucking fascinating by the way is Cobra Kai um weirdo kind of cult

cult movie kind of cult cult movie really just the first one out of the 80s they make an amazing fucking series out of it 30 fucking years later

that's incredible. YouTube Shorts is awesome. All I see is the one with chicks with big asses. So. Yes, great writing. Amazing writing. Amazing writing. Amazing writing. Niggas know how to do it.

And I think niggas who know we're gonna wrap it up. Like, I think next season is going to be the final season. And they know to wrap it up in five. Don't be lost. Don't go with a six. I think they're gonna wrap it up this one I have trust in them

hey I have beef the other day I was on time for making fun of Brendan Schaub I'm thinking I didn't want to shit on you in this chat for making fun of Brendan Shaw. I'm thinking I didn't want to shit on you in this chat. For making fun of Brendan Shaw. But how does Star Wars become lefty? How is this Obi-Wan thing lefty?

Now I'm more detailed in the Star Wars than you niggas could ever be at least the book wise cause I'm not locked up for a year oh I had to read a bunch of books I went into that Black Fleet series with Lando Clarissian

and I realized there's niggas from another galaxy trying to come over, and shit, but, my favorite Google Poppy, too, to Brown Dome, the Peacemaker, it's Laska the lightsaber,

like, I can't imagine any politics being in a show. It's minorities as the leading roles that bar in the bigots. Well, I would assume the leading role is Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan but with Star Wars the minorities have always

been the leading role Darth Vader is literally voiced by a black guy so I don't think that's their in the leading role. Darth Vader is literally voiced by a black guy. So, I don't think that's their problem either. That's like kind of saying the problem with Ghost,

the new Ghostbusters is they made women as the Ghostbusters instead of men. That wasn't the problem in that the Ghostbusters instead of men. That wasn't the problem, that new Ghostbusters movie. You could make a female Ghostbusters movie and make it dope, too.

Kill Bill was dope. That was all chicks. You could make an all-chip Ghostbusters. But the lefty faggots who try to make it are too invested in their politics to make a good movie instead of trying to prove a point. That's why it can't be done by them.

It could be done. You could make a female Ghostbusters. It couldn't end up all just a Ghostbuster chicks or chicks could be done. You could make a female Ghostbusters. Couldn't end up all just a Ghostbuster chicks or chicks like in the first one. They're all dudes. But that dude, wasn't his name Paul Feig?

He used to call me Paul Fag because you are a fag. Oh, I saw that female in the Ghostbusters movie. What a shit show. Star Wars beat. No, not even the BET version. And I don't believe people are really mad

because this character, they have too many black people or women. It's what they try to push. Because you see they're trying to push through a thing. What I'm asking about this Obi-Wan thing, are they trying to push through a narrative when it should be about Obi-Wan,

that weirdo? Like the Ghostbusters movie. The all-female one. Fucked up. Not because it was all-female. You had this faggot try to make a comedy movie

with sci-fi in it. When the original Ghostbusters movie was a sci-fi movie that had comedy in it. When the original Ghostbusters movie was a sci-fi movie that had comedy in it. And there is a difference there. He set out to make a comedy with sci-fi

when Ghostbusters was a sci-fi with comedy. They didn't do a three minute bit in the original Ghostbusters. No, no. People were afraid. They didn't take a three minute bit in the original Ghostbusters. No, no. People were afraid. They didn't take selfies with the ghost.

The number one thing wasn't. The funniest thing in the original Ghostbusters movie. Was when Bill Murray is like, I always wanted to do this. And he rips the top off of the table. And they didn't even show him. And he goes. And it shows he fucked up. And he goes.

The flowers are still standing. That was the funniest thing in that movie. But it was a sci-fi movie. We had comedic actors. And shit in it. And comedy in it. But it was a sci-fi movie. People get stabbed by a lightsaber

but they don't die. Well now, if you just get stabbed by a lightsaber, poked by it you won't die it'll put it all the way through you you won't die

where do you stab and how do you get stabbed I am playing the Geno update I do need to grab another mirror and shot too. Cats and dogs living together. Complete anarchy. Seven Years a Slave movie. I saw it.

Not memorable. And according to the left, Brad Pitt should be canceled, because he said nigger, but he was helping them. That movie wasn't that good though. Seven years, it was a shit movie, it was trash. Hand of God You should watch Twister Finger of God The extreme man Darth Maul was the real black Sith

I don't like how they tried bringing him back Darth Maul was such a badass Sith. I don't like how they tried bringing him back. Darth Maul was such a badass character. They're trying to bring him back and give him some extra backstory that George Lucas had no interest in. You think there's no black people in New York? Well. I always went with.

You know that film theory guy? I love the dude that does film theories. He should do one on how Kramer was a successful inventor and obviously sold off some invention where he could live in a high priced Manhattan apartment and then remember during the show Kramer sold off, he had books

he sold off the book and retired to where them live that'd be interesting when that dude can do and try and guess what his first invention was, they gave him the money to live next to Seinfeld and shit. That'd be interesting to me. I'm gonna play this. I'm gonna

throw another beer in the shot. I might order food. We might do a bunch of shit. What's your favorite? Peach? I like mango and black cherry. White Claw makes an 8% cranberry one. White Claw is just White Claw is malt liquor.

It's beer. It's not... Like, there's actual vodka in High Noons. Yeah. So, yeah, those are the best. And Trulies are really good. What is that? No, you didn't!

Oh, my God. You have a light sky. All is forgiven, E-Rock. Oh, my God. I never had any reason to be... Isn't that ironic that E-Rock brought you something with light in the... He had Robbie... Look at this. Come on, E-Rock. It's a Isn't that ironic that E-Rock brought you something with light in the... He had Robbie on. Look at this.

Come on, E-Rock. It's a fat guy. And E-Rock. Come on, E-Rock. It's not the first one I made. E-Rock's... Do you remember? 1999, whatever.

Oh, my God, E-Rock. Yeah. I do have to say something about the In Hot Water update. So much drama goes on here at Compound Media. Are they back to having sex with each other? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gay sex. They're both out, but it's with monkeypox.

Makes sense. They got gay monkeypox together. No, as you remember, Pat Dixon went down to Sullivan's Monday of last week and punched our own Gino Bisconti right in the face. Wow. On the... Good punch? Very. Apparently so.

On the surface, it seemed like Pat Dixon, guy A, is mad at Gino, guy B. They have a beef, if you will, if I could talk like the kids do, a beef. And he went over. Now, are we going to get an explanation why this happened? I need an explanation to take aside. Because just off of he punched a nigga, well, fire him. Don't suspend him until July 4th, but. And punched Gino in the face for said beef.

So we're all here going like. It was like a knock on the shoulder. He turned around and clocked in. I thought as a 78-year-old man, I could have fallen and cracked my head. It was like, hi, Robbie. Right. And then you're looking at me forward, facing them. And it was what they call a sucker punch.

Okay. So. Danny sucker punched a nigga. We all kind of assessed it on the day it happened. And we're going like, all right, look, guys will do this shit. It happens. It's never a good thing. But, you know, for millennia, guys have punched each other based on what problems they have with each other

and it wasn't here at Compound Media so I'm like however they want to handle it did Bat Dixon ever give a reason what the fuck is the reason he punched him he had his ex-wife on as a guest that was it that was it that's how it should be handled now we see that gino has uh he wasn't in all last week

he wasn't in today and people are starting to't in today. And people are starting to wonder, well, why? Well, I will just say to you, it was a little more serious than just a punch in the face. Like Gino's dealing with some shit now that requires surgeries and not in a way to make a scene out of something. It's not bullshit. It did damage to his jaw and teeth so he's not going to be in for a while i know gino he's a trooper he wants to do the show he doesn't want anyone else oh how hard did he hit this i've been knocked out before i never had to get my jaw like rewired or anything. God damn. Lawsuit? You might as well.

And that's another reason if Gino sues him, you gotta fire him. Ant is very lucky this idiot didn't do it. I know he's lucky and he's getting away with I don't have to fire him because technically you didn't do it. I know he's lucky and he's getting away with I don't have to fire him because technically you didn't do it here.

I still if it's he interviewed his ex-wife okay so what? Dude I don't watch go talk to Dez about Jersey Shore. Any sucker punched him too? Like a fag?

Who does that shit? Doing the show for him. But look, I was gone for a month and someone filled in for me. And I kind of built this whole thing. And by the way, if I was Gino, I'd be like

if a nigga did that to me, I'd be like, you better fire him. Because if a nigga ever did that to me, it'd be on sight. That's another reason why if someone hits someone and they work together, you got to fire the person. To the other person, the second he catches that nigga in the hallway with his back turned, I'd fucking grab a chair and hit him over the fucking head. The beef doesn't stop.

We need a tequila and Donate Friday. People want a show before my show. So we're going to have to go with some kind of co-host. You know, E-Rock's working on that. Something that obviously fits the mold of In Hot Water. I'm just going to have guys come in and say these lines. Hey, hey, this guy gets it. Oh, this guy gets it.

We're hanging out. Talking about you, fruit. Yeah, yeah, that guy, whoever that is. But, yeah, we're doing that. But, look, there's no answers right now. There's no definitive anything. As time goes on, we get a little more information about what's going on, about what the problems are,

and how serious things are, and decisions will be made as we get more information. But the fact is, Dino's... By the way, I don't know if I want to work for your network. I can get snuffed by another employee and, you know'll just keep them on the quote unquote free speech network what

I am from Rhode Island you blame Will Smith well I mean Pat Dixon is an unfunny, pedophile-looking homo. He's not going to be able to do a show for a little while. He will apparently punch someone for talking to his ex-wife. Whoa, look out!

Have to have somebody come in and accept. Donations of soup? Straws? Straws. Please send your straws to a Chevy Chevette parked out on 16th. Can you do coke with the wiper? I think you could do coke.

It sucks. You can't really rub it on your gums because it hurts to rub it on your gums. So just do it all up your nose. Maybe suppository Coke suppository up your ass and your dick hole. Wherever guys put Coke when they're gay. Where's he going to ride it out? Not being able to talk for it. That's crazy.

I don't know. I hate it when it's two people you like both. Like, I don't know what the beef was. Yeah, when you're like. That's the big thing. I need more details before I can. Well, it's obviously because it's always a fucking girl. It's always some girl shit.

Why don't you girls mind your own fucking business and let us do shows and real things? Cook and fuck! Yeah, just have sex amongst yourself. Quit sleeping with us. It's what we want. It keeps causing trouble. It causes trouble!

God! Every time. Did I punch Gino when he started dating the girl I used to go out with? No! He did that? Of course he did. Oh, my God. I had no idea.

No one has. Oh. Like, not with me, personally, but, you know. You really can't hit someone. We're a small community of funny people. Girls seem to like us. You really can't hit someone, and it sucks when it's one of your friends, but it's also the coolest way to

deal with the problem. It really is. But don't do it. Yeah. Look, I watch a lot of episodes of Manix. That fucker gets hit on the head every night. Whether it's a stick, a pipe, a snub nose 38, whatever it is, he's constantly and all he does is

a few minutes. I can never imagine sucker punching somebody either. Like, even a nigga I hated and we had beef. I would just be like, yeah, and this has happened in my life. Oh, motherfucker, you remember me? Never just out of nowhere. And like, they even said like He's playing nice

Like what's up And then sucker punched Gino Later the commercial comes back Back from commercial and he goes I'm going with the ex-wife thing Alright We gotta get that guy Yeah

The guy would be fucking I'm manic He'd be all fucked up It doesn't work like that in the movies. You punch someone in the jaw, you're going to fuck their jaw. There's two little hinges here. Especially a sucker punch, you know, at least put up them dukes. And I can understand a punch that maybe is sending more of a message than it would damage.

Like, you could punch someone in the face and they go, ooh, I get it. I get why you did that. Soft punch. But to punch where, I mean, that had to be a full-out punch. From what I heard. Did you see it? What I heard. I saw after. I saw, but I don't.

Did Dixon break his hand? No, I don't think so. But I saw it, but it looked like any other punch and it hit to my blind side like i saw gino's head and the punch hit him this way so i didn't actually see it hit i saw it this way um but i did see pat just smile and walk out it was sociopathic so yeah that nigga's a pedophile, weirdo fuck, who's not funny. We're tending to do stand-up at 57 years old, and his only income is the 100 bucks you pay him.

Fire that weirdo. He already punched one nigga. That was the first thing. Come here and give me advice. Fire him now For a year from now You do something And he walks in and shoots up the police

Get rid of him I'm giving you advice Did Gino stay and drink And pretend like he was fine Yeah he tried to He was so flustered. I'll be honest. He was disturbingly flustered that he had been hit.

Never been hit in his life, he said. He didn't even know what a punch felt like. That's it. And then he's bleeding. He turned around and went, what the? And I just saw blood go out of his mouth. I'm like, oh, this is fucked up. And he grabs and he's at ice and everyone's bringing it over

and they bring over a shot. And I and you know whiskey like it's 1860 and uh and it's like yeah you should probably go see someone so he sees a few people incompetence apparently because he finally saw someone that said you know this has to be addressed i don't know how detailed gino wants anything to get but it wasn't as nothing as uh everyone thought it might have been. Bringing physical assault back to the New York City comedy scene. Could be. Could be. Everyone thought, you know, Kevin Brennan would be on the receiving end of any punch that might actually do damage.

As well, he should be, by the way. But, I love Kevin. You see, Pat Dixon's a quiet guy. I would have seen him more of like a poison your drink kind of person. Slip him a Mickey kind of a thing? Yeah, like he's just a little. This is how horny I am right now. Chrissy Mayer's tits.

I'm going to suck them up. By the way, she just got engaged to this dude. I like that dude. Every time I'm on her show, I'm on there for like five minutes with me and her, well, she's my husband. It pisses her off. She's doing a live show. We're backstage.

She does more stuff. We're backstage. We're doing inside jokes with each other. Silent and devious. I don't see him... Well, I'm glad you're here. I enjoy your comedy. I mean, yeah.

Christian Lehrer looks like the Rat King from the original Ninja Turtles cartoon, but there's titties. Yeah, it's so fucked up, and it's, you know, it's something we are dealing with here, logistically, personally, I hope not legally, but all these things come into play,

and they have to be addressed as time goes on and as situation merits. So as we're working through what is happening and what Gino's dealing with, we'll have to have somebody come in and do the fucking show. It's a business for God's sake. We got to have people that are tuning in at 2 o'clock have a show to watch.

So, you know, we'll do that. And as time goes on and we find out more What's going on, we act accordingly Maybe do like a Highlander thing Where Pat gets the show until someone punches him Oh, wow That would be something King of the Hill kind of a

You're now big man on campus That's how you get the 2 p.m. slob to Cumbia Wouldn't that be great That like every show acted like that And all you're left with is these giant Fucking martial arts fucks. Like fucking, yeah, Joe Rogan. Every show is Joe Rogan now.

In hot crime. In hot crime water. Crime water. If either Gino or Pat. Crime water. That's like literally like the bloody James. Crime water. Yeah.

If either Gino or Pat are upset with what I said here today Please don't hit me Yeah don't hit me Now Gino's fully justified to drink He's like well liquid diet Yeah yeah he's gotta drink like liquid diet Of course it could be protein shakes With all the nourishment you need

I don't like this approach Look at Sean and Gino Look at Sean and Gino I'm gonna sit on Gino he's attacked by another nigga on your network why are you not firing him Godfrey wants to fight you for saying the N word

you're like how dare you Godfrey say in real life, you're gonna say the N-word and you're gonna fight me. This nigga's your own staff is sucker-punching each other over less bullshit than that.

What are you doing, Kumia? Get your shit together. You can't complain that Godfrey, which I think is stupid and wants to beat up Kumia, from that beach frequency thing, N-word, and saying, oh dear, you want to attack me for saying that. Your own staff is fighting each other, but you will not deal with them accordingly. Fire this pedophile faggot Pat Dixon.

How do you not fire him? I would have fired the nigga even if it was justified. Just for sucker punching. I thought a nigga was completely justified in hitting a nigga. But he sucker punched him and we still fire him. You don't sucker punch somebody. I've never sucker punched him, and we're still fighting him. You don't sucker punch somebody.

I've never sucker punched anybody ever in my life. I can't imagine sucker punching somebody. You know, beef on site, which I've had. I've been announced, yeah, niggas on site. I went and had a look. Like, sucker punching? Interviewing his ex-wife? By the way, whatever, I never saw this interview.

But apparently everything she said was true. Whatever info he got off of that interview was 100% true, I would assume. Because they're nobody, so God knows I don't know if nobody exposed, if he even was exposed.

Or Pat Dixon is just a pedophile weirdo. I think he's just a pedophile weirdo. I think he's just a pedophile weirdo. Jesus. Need from food, but that's easier. Beer is so much thinner. It could go through your... And whiskey.

It goes right through those things that they wire your jaw shut with. Is he ever going to have to get his jaw wired shut? Because it almost sounds like a dream come true for society imagine he goes in i swear he convinces the guy like give him a bigger dick and like light bulbs and he comes out like what is going on gino getting his jaw right she does have a nude picture out her titties are not that great not great redhead titties but still some titties you know titties but it would be like hillary getting a lobotomy like everyone would be like this guy gets it oh this guy gets it i got shot in the fucking face ah you're a fucking mute Fucking mute. Look at Kouya's face.

You started out looking Arabic. Now you look the thing. The motherfucker looks like the thing. There's three fucking pages here. Are you going to remember all this shit? Reservoir Dogs reference. I'm taking the car. You take my fucking truck. I got shot in the face.

I feel like if Geno got his, he would end up undoing it. Like he would just talk. Oh, yeah. It would be talking. On Redheads, she's a one. She's the, who's Brendan Schaub's boy? That Mark Henley dude? She's the Mark Hen's Brendan Schaub's boy? That Mark Henley dude? She's the Mark Henley of redheads.

She's a terrible redhead. Oh, she's not even that pale. Fucking. A good redhead. I had one of Amy and Emily. I had two redheads in my life. Emily and Amy. Pale, freckles, big titties, big asses.

Redhead chicks are thick for some reason. I don't know why. My God, redheads are great to fuck. But her? I don't know. agreed to fuck her top 10 of any list the redheads now if we have that moment like fuck I'm ruined it early titanium wires are snapping That's terrible She's not even pale Yeah it is

She's kind of old Like my age I'm 37 I think she's 37 Girl years are worse than Man years Yeah I I

I couldn't imagine her being hot when she was young either. No one knew it was as serious. And that all that really tells me at this point with what I know is that that punch was a lot more than

just, I gotta tell this guy you know, that I'm serious and I'm pissed. It would be that Gino has a soft jaw. Well, if he knows a lot more, then why don't you fire him? I don't know. It could be. Yeah, maybe it's in the DNA, like being retarded. He knows I love him.

I text him every day and I go, oh, my God, I hope I didn't upset you with my stupidness. Did Pat have a, was he wearing a suit and have a newspaper in one hand? He did. He had the newspaper. Kept the classy. He swatted Gino on the nose with the newspaper and said, no, no, bad boy.

And then he hit him, and he put his nose in some shit that was on the floor. Terrible. It was terrible. I know psychologically it sucks too. I've been punched by people and it left like this resentment and hatred

and you feel inadequate like you should have done something. Maybe I could have punched him first or something. But now the dude, you're still working for the company. As a guy, I know it makes you feel weak. It's terrible.

And some people do snap back and do something. So, you know, if Gino needs anything, I got a supply in my closet. Plenty of shells. Yeah, you're always going to rethink, like, he just wasn't expecting it. And it wasn't like, we're going to have a fight. It is planned, you know. I got sucker punched once by this guy. And it wasn't even as we're going to have a fight. It is planned. I got sucker punched once by this guy. And it wasn't even as sucker punched as that was.

It was this guy, Gabriel Mayers, his name was, in California. He was a Mexican. And he hated me. And I knew we hated each other, but there was never anything physical. And I saw him outside of Vaughn's store one day. And he goes, come on, come here, put him up. And he goes like this, like, we're going to slap box. And he goes, come on, come here, put him up. And he goes like this, like we're going to slap box. And I'm like, fuck.

So I go, you know, for a slap thing. He slapped at me. I put my head back. I go forward. This is waiting like a real fucking belt right in the eye. I go down. I'm like, fucking. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Walks away with his fucking Mexican friends. And I'm bleeding from the fucking eye and i swear to you to this day i hate that fucking guy and i remember like how much that sucked and it's and i'm not sure gino pat dixon's coming back? Been like 80 years. Gabriel Mayers. I hope INS finally threw him back over the border. Fuck WOD. He could probably still make that call.

Yeah, yeah. I know people. I know people down there. San Juan Capistrano. Pat Dixon is suspended until July 5th when two people were watching. California, where the swallows come back every year. That's where I lived. The women?

The women. They'd suck your dick and you wouldn't see a ounce of jizz. Not a spot of jizz when the swallows came back. Thorough. You know, I was watching this and saying, if I could leave, I would leave. When I get the three ticket sales, we're going to leave. You can't find. This all proves how sad Gino is.

You got sucker punched and knocked the fuck out. Gino, and your boss is like, didn't they go sucker punch you and knock you the fuck out? We're going to keep him around. Sorry, Gino. Now this is on you. I ain't waiting to Aaron Bird leaving you shit, but you got knocked the fuck out by a co-worker, they're not firing that co-worker,

and they're making fun of you, and they're bringing them back, that's how much you didn't contribute to the product, they're making fun of you, and that has to be sad. And how funny and how worthless you are. With your headband.

Maybe take off the headband. Maybe grow up. Maybe learn how to do stand-up comedy and make it where you don't rely on Kumia where his nigga knocked you out

he's bringing him back they don't care about you you can come back or not you're assaulted they don't care about you you. You can come back or not. You're assaulted, then I'm here on you. Pat Dixon's coming back though. Don't watch them. Yeah, they're bringing him back,

but, uh, yeah. This is shit I knew the most. And that's fucking sad, dude. Wow. I mean, nigga, this nigga sucker punched you. He didn't get sucker punched you. He's gonna get fired.

Come back after July 4th, they announced this. Keeping his job. So you deal with it. Apparently though, you can't do your, you need surgery. I'm gonna come back and be regular. By the way, after the surgery, I'm gonna come back and do your show and make a hundred bucks.

He's still gonna be doing his show. There'd be no beef in the hallways. This is what I'm saying, how you're not fired a nigga who snuffed a nigga. You know, June Visconti, the second I see this nigga, I'm grabbing a knife and stabbing him or I'm gonna knife but I'm snuffing this nigga the second I see him for payback says he suckers should sucker punched you he's sucker why would the,

that's why you gotta fire that nigga, you would assume Gino, whenever he comes back, he can't do the response, and obviously, he can't get fired off his response, you're gonna fire that nigga during the initial shit, that's why you gotta fire the dude during for initial shit. That's why you get a fire to do

during initial shit. You can't have employees punching each other. You gotta fire them. I could ever run a company where an employee punches an employee, you're fired.

So, you're fired. So, you're going to employ Pat Dixon and then one day when they're going to the bathroom in the hallway, they're going to sucker punch him and he won't be wrong and he can't get punished

and the other president, you can hit your coworkers. Komi doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Oh my god, dude. Just move to South Carolina, finally. And

enough of the extra shit. I'm the only one who watches this shit. People only follow you for you, who would you know? Jizz on a girl's lip. Yes!

I used to love that place. It was awesome. Alright, kids. I think we gotta go. E-Rock, was that satisfactory in addressing the in-hot-water problem, or do you have anything else to add besides a few more pounds? I'm kidding.

Was that funny, though? Come on, please. I'm turning your mic off. All right. Garrett will be doing TBD this weekend. This week. Do you have anybody else with you? Figure it out.

E-Rock versus Anthony Kumi, in he looks like it yeah the hand is pants like Al Bundy Jesus you feel that far you're out I guess you didn't hit the covers and nobody punch to nobody in the face the fall of E-Rock. During my first blowjob. My first... Well, the difference when you get your dick sucked in your first blowjob. I got my dick sucked at 11. I didn't know my dick was really being sucked, though.

Kind of got it in no time. Uh-oh. This is Battlefield for Xbox One Series X. Battlefield, of course. Fox 1 Series X. Oh, that's how it goes. Wow, wow, wow. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, you. Oh. I got something pussy to get? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think I got it. This is an internet project.

Part 2. Part 2. Unthinkable. Thingar. I don't think so. God. I don't hold it. I don't think so. I don't think so. God, I'm not.

I don't know. Hmm? or not. in my arms. Words are very unnecessary. They can only do harm. Let me read it to you. When Leslie Dickinson died in New York in 1987, officials told her family that she killed herself. Now, based on a murder investigation in Pompeo Beach,

based on a murder investigation in Pompano, Pompano, based on a murder investigation in Pompano Beach, I've been mispronouncing that, haven't I? Police in, I'm about to mispronounce this, Oneida County, New York, have reopened the case and are considering exhuming the body. Not exonerating the body, exhuming it as in digging her ass up and figuring out if she was murdered or if she killed herself. They should have done it before they put her in the ground.

Oneida County investigators are trying to determine whether the suicide finding was accurate or whether Dickinson 38 was murdered at Vernon Downs racetrack. The Oneida case is being reconsidered in light of the killing in February of a woman found strangled in Pompano Harness Track. Both women worked as horse grooms and died in their dormitory rooms at the tracks. There are certain similarities between Dickinson's death and the murder that took place here.

Pompano Beach Lieutenant David Cassell said, under investigation is Robert Hayes, the suspect arrested in the Pompano Beach sling. Officials said Hayes, 26, who in the Pompano Beach sling, officials said. Hayes, 26, who traveled the Harness Racing Circuit as a groom, was working at Vernon Downs when Leslie Dickinson died, police said. He's in the Broward County Jail awaiting trial in the Pompano Beach killing, but he has not been charged in Dickinson's death, which remains classified a suicide. Oneida County officials will not say much about the Dickinson case, but investigators from there

were in Pompano Beach last week, uh-oh, in a third visit to Florida to meet with witnesses, Cassell said. Hayes' court-appointed attorney, C. Park Masterson Jr., said Oneida County authorities have not contacted him about the Dickinson case, but he questions the new investigation. Why are they looking to make a case in something that was ruled a suicide? He asked. Well, lawyer of guilty murderer, it's because your client murdered her and it wasn't a suicide. They have a suspect, so now they want to find a crime where none was found originally,

when everything was fresh. When they were doing, I assume, a thorough investigation. Leslie Dickinson's family members said they never thought she hanged herself, as indicated on the death certificate. At the time, we said she would not kill herself helen dickinson said she loved life too much and she believed in i'm on some new shit i'm on some um I don't know if you can follow me or not, whatever.

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And the bitch is goofy looking, or I think Dez will let me do it. But when Dez doesn't want to fuck me, some side pussy ain't gonna fuck with me, right? Oh. Ugly shit it is. Email other bigger shit, but I'm trying to do this. Right now, I'll talk. Don't fuck me up. But I do have a check.

I'm just down on everything. I already showed you her Facebook page. You know what I mean? Of course. But I have to convince Dez to be down. As you should be. But I'm not forcing her. Why not force me on her? She got paid that day and bought groceries. Yeah, you don't buy groceries and then kill yourself. It's bad planning. In the past three years, Hayes has been a suspect in attacks on women at or near racetracks in New Jersey, Delaware, and Pennsylvania,

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The food has been gotten. Alright, I'm fine. All right.. Oh, man, that is strange. I'm not editing my game right now. I mean, I saw it on my internet. How do you shit up? Yeah. You niggas suck. I was right there.

The food and everything. Holy shit. Yeah, I'm not playing this. Yeah, so, bye. Although, why is she stopping and going to bed when she doesn't want to get the booty? But my food is there.

I gotta go. Bye. Get some more. No, I gotta go. And Dez is setting to end it. I don't know if she's going to do it or not don't know if I'm gonna be shooting whatever I'm shooting. Yeah, I'm done. Bye, adios, peace. Thank you.