The Yewneek Pod - Trashing redbars return a 2 day mashup.

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

Mike David of redbar returns. He avoids anything relevant.sheppy calls in. Debating redbars disease. S2m

Just block me like I'm Satan Glammy all up, all up Headed, low ball, the opposite Right in the head, it's Glammy, great Glammy's raising cause I go show Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call Boy, where the dude at, at, at Where the dude at, at, at

They say you spittin' fool for thought, where the Jew at, at Yo, your pussy look like Shaq, where the screw at, at I got my bounce for the house, just a newfound zap What you say, yeah We go off in the flat, super say, yeahfound Zep Louder! What you say, yeah? We go off in the flat Super Saiyan Keep the game fly, boy, we play, yeah Bout to fuck the world up Ronald Reagan Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett Then she raised a bot king like Angela Bassett

She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city? I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't ridin' with me Then I call my brother, can't What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream live link in the chat. And make sure you hit that stream live link as I am now a new member of Scars Club.

I had to join up again. The son of a bitch actually came back. Red Bar Radio. Is back. So, of course, we're going to be checking him out live. Periodically. Depending on what he's talking about. But, I wanted to play the opening so we can get his whole reasoning as to why he's been gone for an entire year.

Show your mouth. You see it all the time. Go to my Facebook, you weirdo. You fucking half a fag. You can't get his website to load? You've been trying to load it all day. Right now he's taking... Oh, well, he's back now.

What is he talking about? Guess who's going to jail tonight? Guess who's going to jail tonight? Prime. Guess who's going to jail tonight? I'm gonna do the hold it baby part. Oh, it's horrible. Tell them niggas open up the jail. Open up the jail. My God, you look cold cool We'll be right back You've been choice to show me

Single life ain't so bad But you better go now Same thing I'ma tell you right Yes, it's going Same thing I'm gonna tell you right Just a girl with a Same thing I'm gonna tell you right Just a girl with a chance you might It's pretty good I'm not

I'll be honest We all liars Guess who's gone to jail We didn't do this one Gone to jail tonight Guess who's Got to jail tonight. Got to jail tonight. They are.

Got to jail tonight. And I got to post my belt. Here we go. Man. Tell the makers, open up the jail. Open up the jail. Tell my big buddies, get the niggas, open up the jail. Open up the jail. Tell my baby mama, get the bail money. Bail.

I said one thing, like, threw me out like they didn't care for me. Threw me out like I'm garbage, huh? And they're fool. And you took off my table. You know that feed my daughters, huh? But I ain't really that man. I don't know. I don't know this part.

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Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. John Keyes Mama couldn't save us cause she didn't have the Mama couldn't save us cause she had to get the money She's like a world following, into our kitchen You know how she angulated Giving her everything that she would give

And all the applications she would make And the things that would come with your hustle The guy that had the capital Invested in myself on the ground I ain't even half a baby I got all the words right The only thing I did to you Was only make it really true Now I'm going to play that. I got all the words right. We missed Donda together.

Can you believe it? So I had to do that, right? You know, pretty cool. Did you guys see that Donda 2 listening party where Kanye threw his mic and then completely off the grid? Donda 2 listening party where Kanye threw his mic and then completely freaked up off the grid. Down to two listening party. Kanye threw his mic because he's never even practiced that song. He thought he was going to sing it live.

You can't. You can't even sing it along with it. It's so hard. How hard would that be to sing just with that and then you're alone in an arena. Look at this guy. He goes, I would never listen to this alone on my own. Why not? What do you listen to?

Green Day? I mean, come on. People are saying, yup, I was there. Wow. Pretty cool, huh? How about that doc with Cootie, people are saying. What's up? Come on.

Oh, yeah, the doc with Cootie. Oh, that poor Cootie. I gave Cootie a million dollars for what he did all right let's get to it i did have some prime here you know logan paul and ksi came out with prime i went to gnc uh the vitamin store the other day to get this they carry it there i says to the manager i go so does everybody buy prime is like a gag for their podcast so they could just joke around because it's logan paul's frame he goes no a lot of people actually like it we sell a lot of it i go what is that i go people really why would they like this what would they why would they

want to drink this you know i don't know can't tell you we are drinking it now it tastes like melted popsicles and not just because this one is a rocket pop. They all taste like melted popsicles. It's too sweet. I think that anything with coconut water in it, I automatically don't like for some reason. Stop with the hydration. We don't need hydration from you, Logan. I wanted this to be my favorite new drink. The French flag.

No, it's a rocket pop. Welcome to America. Okay. It's the 4th of July. Get it right. Or pay the price. Yeah. I need. Oh, my God. Oh, it's a rocket pop. Welcome to America, okay? It's the 4th of July. Get it right. Or pay the price. Yeah, I need... Oh my God. Oh my God, I didn't bring my paper towels back. I have a paper towel

roll installed, like a holder installed on this whole desk. It's like a... Remember when Conan used to drive his desk like a car? It's like that. It's an overland desk. I could go overlanding in this desk. That's where you camp out of a car.

Speaking of which, I was accused a bunch of times. He's just off off-roading. Oh, yeah? You would have seen me in one of the thousand videos. You can't even go on a trail anymore without being filmed by a drone by one of these guys. He's streaming it for free. They've ruined off-roading. Try going camping.

Everybody's got a camera and a drone. There's a set of cameras all over the road. A guy and his son will suddenly be in your tent. TFL, you know, everything, everywhere you go in nature now is a car YouTube video. It's really bad. I went to, the other day, I went out to

eat and Doug DeMiro was showing me the new Range Rover and filming. I don't want to be on camera, Doug. So yeah, no, I'm not off-roading. You can't do that anymore. It's been taken by the filmers, the YouTubers. Okay, classic bit. Thank you so much.

I wrote that down months ago. Okay, I am at, so this is our first show back. And like I said, sorry, there's ash everywhere. May 17th was the first day out of bed. So this is what's going to happen today. We're going to do one more hour today. sorry there's ash everywhere may 17th was the first day out of bed uh so this was gonna happen today we're gonna do one more hour today and that gives us four hours right so half of an eight and then we'll be back we're gonna try to do here's my plan today wasn't gonna even gonna be live to be honest i didn't think i could do it but as we were setting up for this show, like I said,

May 17th, I was still in bed, got up. I think by May 20th, we were here. And I was like, we just have to do something. I mean, really, we just can't go past this. And it was the year anniversary. It was the year anniversary. It really felt like that. I go, we just have to show them something. So let's

just film like a half hour thing in the studio. And as we were setting up for that, I just started kind show them something. So let's just film like a half hour thing in the studio. And as we were setting up for that, I just started kind of getting better and better. And here's a little secret for pain that works better than Oxy. Crack. So the opiates control your brain, right? They make your brain not feel pain. But that doesn't mean that's the only thing that could do that.

I found a couple of things. And this, you could use this if you're in pain the way to get rid of pain is to fully occupy your mind with something that you're passionate about that fully occupies all your thinking and for some reason that deletes the pain like i'm in no pain right now i'm very tired really i'm very weak but physically like the pain mutes when you're doing something else that takes your full focus for a minute driving was doing that like driving because it takes your scan in the road it takes your full focus it could you know i could only do about two hours of driving, but then I got to get, it's too painful, but it will take it away.

Building this studio took away the pain for a bit. And then I think when things slowed down, it came back because I wasn't fully occupied. And now that I'm fully occupied, again, I'm able to do it. I think that's a very good tip. Your doctors will never give you a tip they will only give you pills and this isn't holistic it's um antagonistic i just wanted another anistic but i think it is true so i think we have to keep this momentum

up in order for me to stay doing it so i I want to do it as much as I can. My plan for tomorrow is to rest. And then right after that is to come back and keep working on the studio. Keep working on the show. Figure out the next episode. Come back with that. Pump them out. Take that ad money.

Just kidding. But I think that's what it is. I think the momentum is going to keep us alive. Me too. But I am like, dude, I've been in bed for like a year. I can't push it. Okay, man? Don't kill me. Imagine if you laid in a room without speaking to

another soul, having me do everything in the outside world and then suddenly you have to be out here to death. Yeah, I mean, it's terrifying. I haven't heard you talk this much. To all of you too, the meanest guy. He looks like he escaped from rehab. Well, thank God they're being nice today because I deserve a little nice.

Trust me. I've been in more pain. I've gotten everything I deserved in life. If you're out to get me. If you think Mike needs to get car mud, he has. Trust me. If you saw footage of what I went through this year, I mean, you'd probably kill yourself. And here's my offer to all those people.

Here's my offer to my enemies. Everybody, starting right now, for season 20, gets a second chance by me. Water under the bridge, bro. On the arm now this excludes comedians entertainers musicians painters cooks cleaners anybody in the service industry if you work at a hotel that doesn't apply to you of course but to the regular average listener or to listeners who think i've somehow wronged them over this year by not being able to be here. You all get a second chance. I would just take the chance and shut up now and just move on and

enjoy Red Bar and shut the fuck up. That's what I would do. Or you could keep carrying on, but nobody cares. Nobody is listening. And Red Bar rules. I don't know what to tell you, but you all get a second chance and I'll welcome everybody back. But you got to behave and enough with me. Take your anger out on somebody else. Someone says, you look like the guy you've always wanted to be. Finally, they finally understand. And that's what I told you.

I said, when I turn 40, this is when I'll get good. I said that 10 years ago. They go, yeah, they wrote a Reddit article about that. Oh, yeah. He says when I'll be 40, you'll be good. Oh, yeah. Look'll get good. I said that 10 years ago. They go, yeah. They wrote a Reddit article about that. Oh, yeah. He says when I'll be 40, you'll be good. Oh, yeah? Look at me now. I've been off for a year. This is the best podcast that you've seen

all year online. Still. Even my test shows are good. I was saying this the other day. I almost sold this line to Drake. It was so good. Even my restricteds are cheering me off. Get it? I go to Instagram. I go, restricted comment.

Go, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. You want that one, Drake? It's a million dollars. Even my restricteds are cheering me on. Isn't that a great rap line for Drake only? Fuck, send it to him. Quit. So enough of that shit, okay?

Enough. You're here. We're going to enjoy the show. We're going to have a lot of fun this season. And just fucking be here. I'm not the enemy. I just, the only thing I did wrong was get sick. Let's make that perfectly clear.

The only mistake I made over the last five years is I got sick. That's it. I wasn't lazy. I didn't fuck off and fuck around. I got sick. And God forbid it doesn't happen to you

where you can't walk. That's all I've done wrong. So I don't want to hear any grief about that. Just go, okay, I made a mistake. I was being a fucking bitch. And it's over. And we're friends. It's okay.

I yell at people all the time that I love. Open up the jail again. So, okay, let's do another hour because really we're pushing it here with me. We don't want to get me re-sick, which can't happen. You remind me that the first 30 minutes was actually the pre-show,

so do with that information what you will. I'm telling you guys, I know my body very well now. You don't want to push it and then I'm sick for three days and then it escalates. I mean, when H3 does a four-hour episode, everyone's like, oh my God, we got four hours? Four hours is a lot for a man who hasn't been able to walk for a year, okay? It's the first day.

And then we'll do more and more and more. Trust me, I ain't going anywhere, okay? And we're going to cover everything you're asking about. We can't blow all the best stuff on the first day. And then we'll do more and more and more. Trust me, I ain't going anywhere, okay? And we're going to cover everything you're asking about. We can't blow all the best stuff on the first day. You're living in a fucking fool's paradise. Wink. You're living in a tiny fucking room in New Jersey, hiding.

By the way, Joey Diaz is in hiding. Don't believe me? Ask him where he lives. There you go. Simple. Done. He's in hiding. Okay. Let's see what else we got. Let's do some fun, fun, fun.

I don't know. I've done. Here's what I'm saying. I've done enough ranting and raving like a lunatic. My anger levels are rising. I want to just be fun, goofy. All right. And then I got to upload the whole show after this too.

So I have to have the strength to go. Cameron, does it look good? So, okay, let's do some real fun where I don't have to get mad. Can we watch Tim Dillon's special clip? Yeah, I would love that. I've been looking forward to that, to be honest with you. While Tim Dillon is terrified for his special to come out because he knows how bad it is. Stop making special.

Stand-up is over. Stand-up is so stupid. Exactly. Just do your podcast and shut up. What do you got to be a stand-up for anymore? It's dated. We were talking about Theo Vaughn. He had a whole special this year.

We couldn't even watch five minutes. We really couldn't. I don't even remember anything about it. When we say this about these specials, because you see me posting the bring back, when I go, how to turn it off after nine minutes. I'm not like being a YouTube commenter asshole.

We're serious. We turn on a stand-up special. I don't know if you guys are like this at all. You start watching it and you go, it's like a teacher talking. Who is this week? Oh yeah, Ricky Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais, literally nine minutes. We had to turn up. It's just too

British-y. It was even shot British-y. It was even shot in British pal. He was wearing this little headset. I fucking hate Ricky Gervais. And you, and again, in other words, guys, because he hates trans people,

you go, well, I gotta love him. There's more to life than hating the trans. And I'll hate the trans with you if you need that. Except for Robin Tran. You stay. And everybody, by the way, if you treat Robin Tran bad, it's your prerogative. I can't tell you. But I'm kidding.

Don't treat her bad. She really has been a great friend to me her posts are some of the best in the BBG I was thinking about drinking some of her estrogen juice from her teeth okay so we're gonna check back in live with Red Bar like I said he's live right now we were watching live

we're gonna check back in live but I want to play the opening where he gives the explanation of where the fuck he's been for the past year. First observations, though, from watching that. And I just re-signed up for Scars Club, and I'm already not confident. He so looks like he doesn't want to be there. And he kind of just admitted, I'm only here because it is the year

anniversary, and I gotta do something. But this was the opening, and I want to see his explanation. I'll meet you in a fucking minute, Shepi. Don't worry. Donate, motherfucker. Can we get a Streamlabs donation tonight? Can we get a stream labs donation tonight

can we get a one I'm not unmuting Shepi until I get a stream labs donation of at least $10 how about that motherfucker what do you think guys this is not the most exciting thing ever? Just kidding, I'm fine.

For now, welcome back, everybody. How nice is this now? Okay, before we get started, we spent a lot of money here. Everybody switch your quality to 1440p. Yes, that's one above 1080 isn't that exciting jewels we also have jewels in the house what's up what's up jewels in the house um this is going to be a very difficult podcast to do holy bobby lee everybody oh one of my enemies. That's right. Just because him and Brendan got in a fight doesn't mean I don't hate him. Guys, it's so good to be back, but unfortunately, I'm still very,

very ill, and we're going to get into all of that today. Today's show is going to be a sampler platter of fun and everything that we missed from the last year and everything about me and all my little stories and what the situation is now because we're still very much in it isn't that right Jules we're in it Jules is here you guys are here I want to first thank everybody because really I would have died without you guys this year continuing to be scars club members about 90 percent of you were amazing this year I can't believe how nice everyone was to us I mean the messages I still have probably about six messages to get back to here uh no hundreds of messages if we haven't replied to you yet it's because we're trying to

keep things very secretive okay I've been trying to keep things very secretive, okay? I've been trying to keep things secretive all year. It's been very frustrating doing that because people don't want to play around with my secrets anymore. But I'm going to be all over the place today. There's going to be a little bit of everything. But it's going to be very fun. The one thing I think people are very worried about is mike different is he woke now what is the agenda of this show is the show coming back i'll

believe it when i see it did he die and like i said 90 of people were were great i would say 95 you don't want to really be in that leftover percentage of people that were misbehaving while I was away. Because we've been paying attention very closely. You know, we've had some of our resident fools. Some of our non-resident fools. Like Sam Tripoli, who's number 100 on my list of people to care about or get to? And then I've got, of course, Joey Diaz. Joey Coco Diaz, everybody.

I guess I forgot to laugh. Oh, wait, that's not him. You're living in a fucking fool's paradise. Joey Coco Diaz. And, you know, I wanted to make something very clear here today. You know, people are worried about the content. Has he changed? Has Jules turned into Hila Klein and forced him to talk about gun control and saving them kids?

What's wrong with Hila Klein? I am really pumped up to do something to those kids today. I'll tell you that. In a good way. I want to give those kids everything that they that the kleins have taken from them but no jules just not turned into gila klein in fact we are both much more cruel now hurt people hurt people what i thought was just a chant hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people what I thought was just a chant turns out to be a very true slogan and there's nobody in more hurt than me physically

of course uh my brain is absolutely perfect and I've never been less mentally ill than I am now okay uh but hurt people hurt people, and that is a terrible, terrible place to be for people like Joey Diaz, Sam Tripoli, Crystalia, Big Mike, let's hear it for our folks, Josh Denny. People are saying that they're hot to hurt, so it looks like we're on the same page.

I was going to wear this today. I was going to wear this today. I was going to wear this today, but you know what? It hurt my back, to be honest, because this is real Kevlar. This cost me like $600 to make. It turns out Kanye West buys the best of the best vest, and if you want to match what the Donda vest did, you've got to spend a lot of money. We will wear this one day. This is not a threat.

It is obviously Kevlar. It's for safety, Josh. You won't get hurt around here, okay? So I just want to make something perfectly clear at the beginning of this show, because we're going to be here for a year. Hurt people hurt people. There's a lot of people in my crosshairs this year a lot of people you know i got a ton of comments from people going mike the fools are out of control

mike the fool and i almost started getting sick of this comment you know going jesus christ what are you guys copying pasting from each other you know this is so repetitive it's hack but you were right the fools are out of control i don't know if it's because i'm not here i doubt it but uh but they they have been worse than ever almost all of them and i've been sitting in my bed just shivering and shaking you know screaming at the time i feel so good by the way to be back you look and be able to to to vent because i'll tell you this every week of my life for almost the last 20 years at least once a week i've been able to come here and and get my hurt out um these people right oh yeah if you're turning it first time i'm just kidding around

i'm not really like oh yeah we're gonna hurt going to hurt them. I mean, look at this place. You can't hurt people in a place. Cut to the wide, Jules. Let's show people our little place. Yay. Look at that, huh? We're going to be changing this wide shot. There's still a lot of work to do here. And we're going to go over all this stuff with you for you industry tech nerds. Okay.

We'll show you all the new equipment. Everything is new. Everything is fucking mine. And Jules and I did it all by ourselves except for the demo okay Andrew Schultz who hires some restaurant hotel lady and makes a little lobby okay this is a cool place do people think it's cool Jules what are they saying they say new set rules boy did I miss Mike and Jules. Great.

And that's all there. That's just one comment. There's just one guy. You have to make a comment. So I am wearing sunglasses. I know that says, does anyone made fun of that? No, actually.

Great. One person did say Louis J. Gomez. Oh yeah. This is just like Louis J. Gomez. Doesn't look just like a gas digital. Fuck off. I'm very unhealthy. Okay. I needed people. Fuck off. I'm very unhealthy. Okay.

I needed people to know this. I look very, very, you should have seen me a week ago. This all came together like in a week. May 17th, I was still in bed. I couldn't walk. I couldn't walk Jules May 17th. And then I saw, you know, I wasn't even keeping track of the dates anymore. Time was nothing to us.

Time meant nothing. It was a spinning disc. Money ain't real. Time ain't real. And I looked and I saw, oh, my God, May 28th. That's a year since the last show. And people love this word year with me. It's been a big deal so i said you know what and our money was running out so i said uh oh my god what are we gonna do we can't

go longer than a year it's absurd it's pretty rude so i'm gonna tell you this miraculous story about how I saved myself, pulled myself out of bed and crawled like, what do they do when like a toad turns into a man from the beginning of time? Like a tadpole? I crawled like a tadpole for weeks and we came here and we finished everything up. We've been working 10 to 14 hour days since May 17th here to get this up and running cut to the widest I think it looks fantastic. What do you guys? Just kidding But I am extremely unhealthy I don't know how this is gonna go you cut back to me. I don't know how it's gonna go I Don't know how long I'll be able to do listen i got stuff in my brain

i could talk to you guys for 72 dollars 72 hours kendrick by the way baby keem is my new favorite rapper has nothing to do with keemstar by the way the entire time we are off we were only thinking about baby keem stuff and again let me be all over the place today. I just want to fill you in on a little bit of everything. We'll read the chat. We'll do this. We'll do that. I'll get back to everything.

Don't worry. I'm not skipping anything. Baby Keem is my new favorite rapper. And you know what's funny about that? Keemstar. People think I'm friends with Keemstar. His last real name is Keem. Daniel Keem.

His name is Baby Keem. So I wrote to Keemstar his last real name is keem daniel keem the name is baby keem so i wrote to keemstar and i said dear keemstar you don't see any rappers named baby klein shout outs to ethan klein my new enemy i got a lot of fucking enemies this year all right where was i jules uh i was talking about i crawled out of bed tadpole tadpole. Tadpole. We came here. We finished up. It looks amazing. We have a million secrets. A million secrets, a million tricks to show you. In my desk drawers alone, I've got enough to do six months of shows with props and gags. We've this madhouse what we did is uh i'll kind of tell you what happened here if that's okay or do you need me to just get in a big mic right now what do people want from me are they demanding things are they liking what i'm doing right now if i were them i would want to hear what you've been up to oh and i got a new mic yeah i got a new mic and you know why i got this new mic i used to use the

shure sm7b that black mike jules is still on it that everybody uses when we were building this new set i said i can't use the same microphones as joe rogan i can't use the same microphones as mark normand it's it's gay so i i ventured out to find the next best thing and it turns out the only other person to have this microphone is howie howard kaser and jules has sm7b just like rabo we are not howard stern fans but it's fine rabo fan okay but it's fine because Howard Stern is radio it's not podcasting so I'm the only one in podcasting with this microphone and the second somebody gets it I'll get a fucking new one get it now I am wearing headphones today but I bought some custom in-ear monitors but I'm just not ready for them yet i wanted the first show to sound good and act natural so you won't be seeing headphones on me you'll be seeing my ears next week and that's

because i looked at steven crowder i was watching him steven crowder with his big headphones and i said uh-uh not for me it's time for a change uh we've been watching podcasts all year and they seem to be getting worse and worse and worse and have you seen their sets holy moly we're going to show you from dr drew and the your mom studios with tom sagira and all those people to uh who was the newest one that we saw at angels it was really wild uh did we it was this morning B.H. Two or something like that. Who was on that show this morning that we were watching? The Misery Loves Company one?

Is that Mark? No. Whose Misery Loves? That's Kevin Brennan. Yeah. He got a new set, too. That's right. That's great.

Everyone got new sets. They're all terrible. And we're going to brutally harass and make fun of these people throughout this year. All right. Let's see. If you don't mind, I do have to refer to my little note. I wrote down 6,000 things this year. So it's just all in a list.

Should we just start from the beginning? You can refer to your list on the first show. I got to refer to my list. Give him a break, you guys. I'm going to get real good. Don't worry. Okay. Turned your quality.

Did everybody turn up to 1440p? But you were talking about before how you had to drag yourself out of bed. Drag myself out of bed. And you worked for 14 hours straight. Did this. It's a miracle that you're even here today. Built this from scratch. And I'll tell you something here.

You know, I'll tell you the whole timeline of how this turned out to be and why it is. But I'll tell you something. Just buying the equipment alone and all the stuff to fill this space. You know, I'll tell you the whole timeline of how this turned out to be and why it is. But I'll tell you something. Just buying the equipment alone and all the stuff to fill this space. You know, we've got two offices up front, a kitchen, a bathroom. The shopping. People don't tell you this. The shopping alone took about six months just to pick out stuff.

I mean, you got to, like, look at it and see if it's good, you know. So that was crazy. You know how much this studio cost me, Jules? How much? $375. Looks insanely better. Shout outs to Mersh. I like Mersh now.

We got no beef with that guy. He is way too small to begin the new red bar. Okay, so get that out of your system. Breaking news. And I agree with that. I mean, at this point, this point marsh is smaller than me and he's always been but by the way what the fuck happened to revenge of the cyst didn't you niggas used to have like 3 000 live viewers and that was your old thing then you only got a thousand uh the smallest guy we're going to be covering now is josh detty who has been a terror this year

to the point where you're contacting the government the lawyers and stuff like that but yeah the fact that you're seeing me today is a complete miracle i mean it's a total miracle you know a miracle granted by by me of course okay now I have to give we're about to check him out live right now that was the opening and does he look he aged a bit in that year I I didn't love the audience. I didn't love... It is what it is, but, you know, I... Whatever people want to do with their lives...

I'm going to be like an audio... You know you don't need this pop filter, right? You know, that's not like making your show sound good, right? You just put that on there aimlessly. I have no pop filter on a mic that every audio engineer in the world told me I couldn't use for podcasting because it would pick up too much. While I'm lying, I had to tape a little foamy on the back. You can barely see it. But look what I did see.

Most people. Let me tell you why I'm so much better than everybody else. Cut to me. This is what most people would do. Liar. tell you why i'm so much better than everybody else cut to me this is what most people would do this is what anyone else in the podcast world would do. Hello, everybody. You heard today is a here today gone. They would put this ugly nonsense pop filter in the look at that. Imagine if I came on like this.

Now, I'm a man. I cut out a square. I hit it so that it could look cool. You get it? That's the type of thinking i do not this nonsense thinking everyone else does god i'm telling you man throughout this year i have proof about how much better i am than nearly anybody it's insane jewel has just witnessed this herself you won't believe what i've become okay um is let's hear a little bit more from the

earlier shit his body language he does not want to be here and doing this seen the reviews of his clip that this came out and now he's oh so he saw everybody talking shit about it right yes and that's got to be heartbreaking and he going, oh the material is two years old But he was talking about the don't say gay bill That's from like a month ago Ooh, little bust from Jules wearing her Zola shirt And nothing else

That's, we live in America More power to them Yeah, for sure Nervousness Wait That's the whole clip. There's Akash Manoj. There's all my guys.

Ooh, wait until I start going after Andrew Schultz and Akash and all these people. God, I got a lot of work to do. Was there any more to the Tim Dillon, I don't want to do my special thing? You could do Tim Dillon donate to this family. Yes. Where's that? Is that a different note? No. Wait till you see this. Cut to me. Hold on. Where is that? Is that a different note? No.

Wait till you see this. Cut to me. Hold on. I got to take a second. I'm going to say, though, I played that opening, the body language, and still now he doesn't want to do this for some reason. This guy wants to make fun of me. I literally, you know, I was going to do this for some reason this guy wants to make fun of i literally you

know i was going to do this whole thing where i was going to pretend i got amnesia from being sick and i just i wish i could but i don't remember who marsh is i'm sorry like that's what i was going to really do and try to pull but you can't in that porcelain documentary really woke me out of that and a lot of people thought it dragged and i understand because there was a lot in there yeah maybe it could have been just cut a little bit more because i think what happened is just each part he would explain each part and then shows uh somebody talking about it you only really needed one of those you only need to do one of the other i think that's why it made it long but it's fine it's one guy working on it and i'll tell you this the amount of work that that takes is an

exceptional amount of work and it is very hard in the part two of that merch documentary got really good and i'm not even thinking about merch but i was just entertained by this whole merch story that whole 375 saga led by me, the whole, when it got into the money thing and all the tweets, when they were showing all the tweets about every time he's e-begged, you know, or said, oh, I had to pay for this. I had a doctor's visit. My cat got sick.

That was really cool. I love fool money stuff. You know me. I love when fools are having money problems. For some reason, that's right up my alley. So I'm going to give that one. The part about the car was my favorite. The part about the car was great.

I liked it. I liked it a lot. And again, I was never going to bring this guy up ever again in my life. You know, because I thought it was too under the desk for Red Bar. It's just like, this is a poor guy. He's got that lamp. But the documentary got Mersch back into my mind. And now I'm like, I want to make fun of him occasionally.

Even though it's a real waste of everyone's time. Because who cares? But it's very funny. I mean, what will he do next? I mean, that's a real crazy guy. Okay, anyway, Tim Dillon, donate to this family. Wait till you see this.

That should be the last time you mention Merchant Me too. Or help. Yes, this is a mystery. Let's see if I could open it. See, it's going to make me log in or sign up. Oh, screenshot.

Screenshot, send it over. I got to log into Twitter one day. You should take a giant bong hit so we can figure out this mystery. Okay. Why are people saying I suck? No, not at all. Okay. Let's do bong. Because I was about to have a hit

for my puff up. Do we have any, like, weed music? Let's see if I have any of those old songs where it was like, you know? Let's see if there's anything that comes up when I type weed. Let's see if there's any... Yeah, that's what I used to call it. Shmee.

Shmee Net Worth. That's a real result. Shmee Net Worth. Coming up on my own. No, I don't have those songs installed yet. I'm sorry. What's a good, like, weed song? Well, I don't have a good weed song. We'll just play any song, okay? Here we go.

Hold on. I'm looking through my list here. Ooh, Mr. Moran. We already did enough of that. Here, we'll do this one. This one works. Here we go. Let's do some hits. Please don't try to find me through my dealer.

He won't pick up his phone. Please don't try my father either. He ain't been home for years. father either. He ain't been home for years. I know I'm no spirit seeker. What's the line?

Through the tears. It's gonna get good. I don't know. The ether. Everybody, sing a song you've never heard. I gave you all my. Yeah, I listen to your songs. Yeah, the body language though, and even the shit you said today, like, I don't

need a short show. What's going on? I think it's the body language. Is it a real disease? Is it not a real disease? Is it Crohn's disease or shit yourself? I don't call it a real disease, but, um, like I was about to say, the body language I think I had was, um, I pretty much admitted it. I have to do this show. I've been going for years, so I have to do this. was, um, he pretty much admitted it.

I have to do this show. I've been going for years, so I have to do this. And he's promising shows forward. I already paid the money to do Forest Garden Club, but, um, I doubt there's going to be too many shows.

Depending on the volume of the image. This nigga does not want to be and do this. You're going to unsubscribe. You're chilling. It's great. I gave you all my money. Gave you all my money. Gave you all my money.

Gave you all my money. I'm getting good. All right. What were we doing? What am I waiting for? You were going to figure out the meaning behind this post. Yeah. So send it.

I did in the text. Oh, like probably a long time ago. Okay. Which one? Click the post from Ben Avery. Okay. Ben Avery. Is there no.

It didn't show up the image, but I sent a link to the GoFundMe. So this is Ben Avery. Do you know this? This is that, like, silent but deadly lesbian. I actually think Ben Avery, who is Jim Dillon's assistant, could be Cameron Esposito's Rhea Butcher. Could? I think that could be the Rhea Butcher got a tits removed Ben Avery let's see

sorry I smoke weed I need a tissue too cause I'm not wearing any pants under here it's not even a bit you know what I'm not wearing any pants under here. It's not even a bit. You know what I'm wearing under here? By the way, he has not addressed

Triple E's show at his crib. He has not addressed that. It's just a tip for you sex psychos out there. You want to expose yourself to a woman? You cannot get arrested if your dick is cut off. If it's severed from the body. Yeah.

Then you can show it. And you also can't get arrested if you shoot up a whole school for music video on cameras. But you can if you don't get permission to enter the school. Ben Avery says, please help this family.

He is a father of eight who was hit by a car and needs aid. Oh, you got to cut to the TV, you stupid fucking bitch. You're ruining the whole fucking comeback. It's a gag. Ben Avery, here we go. Remember Tim Dillon's assistant.

He posts this and it's, you can't see it here, but it's a link to a GoFundMe, right? You can pull up the GoFundMe if you want. Supporting Major John Rock and his family, organized by Mary Rock. Look at this. You know, I had a charity last year for Chris Rock

because we just can't have people hitting people in comedy or can we i am here hello everybody i am here i am mike you snap out of it jules and cut to me i am here i'm mike and there will be hitting and violence and comedy comedians beware me and Chris Rock he looks like Larry David hunched over on a microphone Larry David the chicken got raped why don't we have bananas help this family he's a father of eight he was hit by a car he needs aid so we go check out this family

right Jules? isn't that what we did? hold on I'm all high now if you can't tell and an oxy. And a teaspoon of whiskey. It's not bad. Okay, so where do I go now from here?

If you want to see the GoFundMe, you can click the link, or you can click Tim's tweet. Okay, so where do I do that? I'm telling you, I need you to hold my hand through this, because I have no idea what I'm doing anymore. It's all kicked in. It's in the chat. It's in the chat. It's in the chat.

You scroll up and you click. Okay. Father. Yes. Okay. So here he is. Look at this guy. And it's so bizarre.

So this is, again, Tim Dillon's assistant, right? He posts this GoFundMe. Fine. Tim Dillon's assistant's fucking a little weird. Maybe he donates to families. But then we look into it and it's weird. You've got this really retarded, stupid, worthless Marine, horrible person in the making, bitch daughter. Legal to say, legal to say you can call any kid a bitch behind their backs.

Trust me. Now, look at this guy. We've got to help this family. Why? Well, let's find out. Supporting Major John Rock and his family. I don't support the troops. One, I don't support the troops.

But I do, I support war. And the other problem with you coming back, why are you not addressing that million other things that happened when you were gone? From the Oval Office. We don't even need the Army. You drive up, you drop a bomb, and you go back home. What else do you need to do? Supporting Major John Rock and his family.

He's raised $28,000. Now, for what? What are we supporting? Well, let's read his cockamamie fucking story. Listen to this. Should I, Joel? Should I read his story? Is that what we're doing? You let's read his cockamamie fucking story. Listen to this. Should I, Joel? Should I read his story? Is that what we're doing?

We could read a little bit. Oh, okay. But the weirdest part is... Please consider making a donate... No, we found all this wacky shit in his... That's right. Remember? John had...

Okay, wait, that's yesterday. Please consider making a donation to help defray the travel and related expenses that Major John Rock will incur. He was seriously injured while deployed for a year with the Kentucky National Guard. Major Rock was in the eighth month of his 12th month deployment and had been away from his wife and nine children. He was away from his wife and nine kids. And then said, I want to go drive a tank. You know, this is everything Tim Dillon should be against is in this guy's bio on GoFundMe. So look at this.

Wait, it gets worse. Let me scroll down. So he abandoned his nine. That's what it means. If a soldier goes to Afghanistan when he has nine kids, it means he made nine kids as a gag, abandoned them so he could feel like he's living in American Chopper with Brad Cooper, and then goes off to Afghanistan. That's child abuse. If you voluntarily

have nine kids and then leave nine kids, that's double child abuse. How is it now? What are you protecting the country from who? Been pooping? Aladdin been pooping? Jules hasn't laughed at a damn thing I've said all day.

Look at this. He can't walk. He can't truly show his ear. I'm watching a live address to that now. Seriously injured while deployed at the Kentucky National Guard. Major Rock was the eighth month of his 12-month bullshit,

and he'd been away for... I've only been alive for a year. I need a year. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don his legs. I think he's had enough feelings downtown. Okay, he's got nine kids When will it end till there's 60 of them and they're all No one cares. What are you talking about now? You know, you've been going here all that incredible shit. What are you bailing on now? What are you bailing on now? You've been going here.

And addressing him truly, showing off side of your crew, whatever it is that. I didn't address it like I said um he didn't want to do this he really

had to do this took off your mitt cause baseball's over big whoop it's you're not even

catching the ball anymore you don't need the glove he's got degloving of his ball anymore you don't need the glove he's got the gloving of his hand okay you know who else had that um i can't name one dang baseball player anymore hey well who needs him uh sammy sosa you know who else took off a glove and his hands fine sammy sosa he will also need multiple skin grafts to be uh this thing in his glove and his hand's fine. Sammy Sosa. He will also need multiple skin grafts to

this thing in his hand and his fingers. Oh, wait. He's going to need a skin graft. Listen to this and cut to me. From his fingers being dragged. Ah!

Who am I? Who am I, Jules? Father John Major. Major John Father. Major John Ron. Who am I, Jules? Check it out. What are you watching?

You've been gone for a year. There's incredible shit happening. You're watching this? What is he watching? I don't understand what he's watching. You've been going over a year the most incredible shit happened in the year alright you're back now

you get to address everything I'm not even talking about Sam Tripoli thing but the other shit happened within a year and he's babbling about what is he babbling about I'm watching him live right now

what is he babbling about what is he babbling about i'm watching him live right now what is he babbling about me from hiroshima so as you can see there is no reason to donate to this man of anything i want to go fund me that takes things from this family and brings them to me like their money and whatever they got someone's getting major or getting dragged on twitter we should say they're getting major john rock major john rock i'm fine i did that too i uh i bit my nail too hard and yeah it's that thing where it goes i don't even want to look at it but i have to I have to fix it. You ever done that? Woo, I'm too low. Woo, don't want to look at it. Ooh, that made me cringe.

Nail too low, I don't want to look at it. Nail too low, I don't want to look at it. Nail too low. Use the warmth of distortion to make it sound more country, Mike. Nail too low, I didn't want to look at it. Nail too low, I didn't want to look at it. Nail too low, I didn't want to look at it. Iail too low, I didn't want to look at it. Nail too low, I didn't want to look at it. I broke my nail today.

It's like a weird, white, trash, racist country song about a guy who's nervous. It's kind of sick. Who's nervous. Nail too low, I don't want to think about it. But you just cut off a girl's head during a gangbang rape in a shed. I don't want to look at my nails. It's stand up. can be done by anybody you gotta see this because it gets better so okay yeah ben is promoting this go fund me for a guy ben go fund me send from of a sudden your house.

What are we doing? Now you're back. I trust this shit that actually happened. Ben? Ben? Sam Trimbley showed up and said shit on them, it's corny, we're doing it I got afraid like I told you

this is a one off show he's never gonna he admitted it's been a year I'm gonna do this now like in the future, I saw his, um, he looked like he didn't want to be there and do this for him. He's clutching a lighter the whole night. He's clutching something.

I don't know what disease he has or anything. Maybe he might have a real disease. I don't know what disease he has or anything. He might have a real disease. I don't know. I never come in on that. He might have one. He does not ever want to live stream ever again. Windows are open. The AC is blasting with those paper streamers tied to the window unit.

Tim Dillon is playing cards with six other guys. No one's got a shirt on. They're in whitey tighties, snorting Coke. It's four. Tim Dillon picks up his phone like this. Okay. Picks up his phone. He's smoking a cigarette.

He essentially punks you out of your own house. He sees Ben. He sees Ben. He's on coke. He sees Ben's tweet about the GoFundMe. Ben's... He don't know. Tim Dillon, all of a sudden, on coke in his field. Alright, man?

He essentially showed up to your thing and punks you out. Address that? He hasn't addressed that. By the way. He never addressed it. That's gotta be what happened. Which actually makes Tim pretty cool! Alright?

Hey, look at that. Is there anything you do like? That tweet. So, look at that. You can't be mad at me about that one i covered it from all angles all right i i really think that's about it for me that was a great grand finale you want to end with uh my favorite song sure um i don't know what that is so send it to me in the chat and then i yeah i think that's where we're going to end today. I have way more to tell you. I got a lot more stuff to tell you guys.

We're not going. As you can see, cut to the wide. No one's going anywhere anytime soon. Okay, we're here. This was a lot of money. And it's not going anywhere. And we love doing it. Obviously, look, I've been a year off.

And it was better than any show you heard on gas digital this week so that's the honest to god truth and it was better than mr beast on youtube he's giving away money bought a kid a bought a kid a chocolate heart just to show how much he cares isn't that a wonderful show about a guy who cares about a guy? Not here. Here we are. You hate doing this, my body language. You don't care if the kids died at school.

This is a place to go to where, hmm, I don't really, you know, believe in that thing there. You know, this is a safe space for when you're watching this YouTube and you go, why do I hate everybody there? I hate every single guy.

And you come here and then you're told that it's right. You hear some predictions. And you end up having a real thrill ride. Right, Jules? Isn't this a lot of fun? This is funner than Great America. This is funner than a water park. This is the most fun I've had all year.

I almost started crying when we first turned on the show. There's no crying here. It was a nice cry. This is a great show. It's a great place to be. And again, I thank you all and even to my enemies. Thank you so much. It was so impactful what you did to me.

And you all get a second chance, except for the comedians, entertainers, painters, cooks, service industry, podcasters, anybody who owns, like, even a consumer-grade microphone. You're out. All right? But everybody else gets a second chance this year thank you so much if you bootleg today consider joining my scars club yes these coins come at a cost and i need my shuckles just like everybody else and i've done this for 20 years and i risk it all by saying the world's you know know, most horrible things, you

know, um, we don't run ads and all we have is this scars club. We only make money if you like the show. So if you have the 11 and you like the show, you know, I got a guy in here. It goes, are you serious? This episode of scars club only. What the fuck? You don't even like me enough for $11. Well then why do we even need to be together?

Trust me, there's enough clips if you don't want to pay. There's enough fucking clips. So it's almost outrageous at this point. We're the lowest of the low. These guys are charging $25 a month up to $55 because they're giving you imaginary perks you're never going to see. We could charge $11 a month. We're like $100 a month and we we make a Patreon where we're like,

$100 a month and we'll do a private Zoom call with you? Yes. Have you seen people do that? Oh, they'll give you the world. We don't ask for much, and if it's not worth $11, piss off. Fuck off! What does that guy say? Tony Hinchcliffe, when he copies that other guy from Succession.

Yep, Tony's obsessed with the show, so is Dasha, I say Tony Hinchcliffe when he copies that other guy from Succession. Yep. Tony's obsessed with the show. So is Dasha, who is our new friend, Dasha and Anna. We're not going to tell you from where, but you know, Lucien. So I'm going to say so thank you to everybody. And but at the same time, you're getting a great bargain. I mean, you know, nobody charges this little for time you're getting a great bargain i mean you know nobody charges this little for what you're getting um so it's a fair trade thank you for making the deal fair um and we're

not gonna raise the price anytime soon and we're not no yeah there's no ads there's no nfts there's no here's this here's that for a raise of money. There's none of that shit. You pay $11, it's like 35 and a half cents a day and you go on your way. And watch Sven's dreams. And watch Sven's dreams. Oh my god, so this is, you know, I think I started

promoting this, but this show is getting very good. It's our companion piece. I don't think people know this is kind of a companion piece. Sven Stuffels is one of my longtime best friends, and that says a lot. I mean, I haven't been friends with anybody for more than five

days before, and Sven has been my friend for quite some time. He's even cooler than me, if you could believe that. And he's got a show called sven streams and i think people skip over it thinking it's gonna be some garbosia it's amazing it's amazing it's a companion piece to red bar you're gonna hear a lot of behind the scenes red bar secrets

and you could catch this every i don't fucking know at i don't care mike even watched all of his elden ring streams And he hates the medieval. So is that good enough, Sven? Did I complete our arrangement? I'm kidding. No, I'm promoting it. I'm the one promoting it. It's good.

And you could watch it in the meantime. And in the meantime, we will be back as soon as we can. Maybe, I don't know, as soon as I get the bug. It will be at least every week. Unless I'm sick. But I don't think you're going to be. I don't know. You're rolling the dice with your 11.

You're really rolling the dice. Are you brave enough? Ooh, do you have what it takes to might lose 11? Ah, stay tuned. Okay, well, no, really, thank you to everybody. Seriously, this is as sincere as I could be. I'm not taking off the glasses because then I'll start. I'm looking at myself too now for the first time on this monitor. He sincerely told me how much it means to him that you guys all stuck around,

but he's too embarrassed to say it in front of you. And I want to get back to everybody who messaged me, but at some point it becomes the same thing. And this is, look how out of my way I go. I, when I respond to people, 75% of the time, I come up with a new hand-typed thing to say. I came up with a concept two years ago. I go, oh, just make a copy and paste for any question. And then I said, that's so insincere but

at the same time that's why i haven't gotten back to everybody because how many times could i say the same thing and if i copy and paste i feel like a crazy person in a factory tediously all day just copying and pasting this message to everybody and then if i try to type a message everybody i would still be in typing town so i had to wait and i say it here whatever you message to me ha ha ha yes classic i love it yeah i know thank you and enjoy and a bunch of of the set of emojis that I usually use. Pick any one of them. It's yours. And me.

No, I'm kidding. I'm being real. He can't be sincere, but he means it. I am really. I'm like way. If you thought I was cruel and unusual before, I'm waiting to see what happens. It's really bad. Thank you so much for listening.

I hope I've said enough. We'll be back as soon as we can. This episode will be up as soon as it can. Hopefully within the next 24 hours at redbarradio.net slash scars club. And if you have any further questions, direct them to... Who do we hate the most so that we could give out their email? Joe List. No, whose email?

Bobby Lee at Tiger Belly. Okay. Now Carter Barley. Bobby Lee at Tiger Belly. Okay. That email got him in a lot of trouble. Email him with your concerns today. Thank you so much for listening.

Play my song listening play my song it's on the top of the list not that one oh okay that one oh okay this is a horrendous song I don't think I want to do that for the end I'll save it for another day

let me see because that's not my that's not my ending song When I'm away from you I'm happier than ever Wish I could explain it better I wish it wasn't true Give me a day or two To think of something clever To write you guys a letter to tell me what to do.

Ooh. Mm-hmm. Everybody. Do you read my interviews or do you skip my avenues? When you said you were passing through, was I even on your way? I knew when you asked me to be cool about what I was telling you, you'd do the opposite of what you said you'd do, and I'd end up more afraid.

Right? Don't say it isn't fair. You simply weren't aware. You made me miserable You're 16. Send her nudes out there because now you're defense. She was 16 when you met her and took the nudes. Okay.

He doesn't want to do this. That's me. You called me again Drunk in the beds Driving home under the influence Scared me to death Yeah, he's still there. He had to tell me. He admitted I had to do this for a year.

He's never going to do another one. For any time, any time. Never trained me this shitty. You made me hate this shit. Is it a real disease or anything he has? I mean, it is. It probably is. It probably is.

But he doesn't want to do this. And he admitted only doing this because the year Unclocked up. So we're going to do something. don't try to make me feel bad we can talk about every time and you showed up on time i never paid in life because i never did never paid any fine to my father friend of mine i shut him out because I was a kid You ruined everything, God Oh, you said you were misunderstood Made all my moments your own Just fucking leave me alone

Thank you, everybody. Good night. Now their hit show show Jules. Well. We're already fucking on. So. He came back. It was already fucking on. So, he came back after a year. And like I said, what was you gonna be in a show? And that was the show.

That was a lame show. That was a dumb show. He addressed nothing. He looked like a lame show. That was a dumb show. He addressed nothing. He looked like a weirdo. Body language. Holding a lighter the whole time. I don't really want to be here. Oh, disease.

Claiming he'll never admit it. Couldn't walk or anything. But that was it. There's never going to be a consistency of shows. He's not going to drop for a week for now. Or a month for now. Or for a week from now. Or a month from now.

Or even a year from now. He did this tonight. And it's done. It's over. He didn't even address anything. Sam Tripoli showed up to your crib, never addressed it. Of course he didn't. So, um, he had to show

up to keep that Scars Club money going. Never addressed anything and never really wanted even to do this show. And, uh, that was probably it.

That was it. There's not going to be a Red Bar thing this week, next week, or any week from now. He did though. I just saw the you didn't see the clip for what it really was. He came back today. He had to address Sam Tripoli showing up at his crib. He never addressed it. He went out live and complained about it being live. And he admitted, I only went live today because it's a year since I went live.

Okay. That's not an excuse. The fuck? The nigga showed up at your crib. Yeah, you went live tonight to save whatever money you had. See, I don't hear he's not doing another live show Yes, I'm about to play the Red Bar shit in a second. The exclusive Scars Club content.

You know, last night on the stream, in the comments, Red Bar left a video. Please delete. Nigga, I delete all my streams Redbar You know that But you also know I play your shit As I should I paid for your shit for a good six months Into the year

Yeah Akumi on Twitch While you did nothing And then I resubscribed when you came back I'm sure just the ones by the way I am dropping a discord link if anyone ever wants to talk to me. Just let me know you're in my. Discord server. You're overdosed on Red Bar.

It was a very short Red Bar show. Two. Now it's not free. It's still a short Red Bar show. Two. Now it's not free. It's still a Scars Club episode. Which means you have to pay for it, but you're watching me. You don't have to because I'm going to play it anyway. Anyway. Beefy Bitcoin is already a moderator. Discord is gay.

Well. Alright, but. Let's check out this red bar thing. Oops, hit the wrong thing. I'll streak the whole thing. I'll run across here naked and streak it. Look at him. Look at him!

The man's a shell of himself. How much did he age in that year how much your year watching every h3 h3 every bit of it exists we have not missed and i'm talking about every instagram story every twitch stream he's done every episode that has come out by that man's hands we have watched and i'm i'll tell you why because Because Ethan Klein from H3 is the new Melton. Yes. He is the new Patrick Melton. He is the new.

Why is this all jumpy? Am I paying for some jumpy shit, Red Bar? What the fuck? You're going to sign up for it when I shut it off? Well, you should, Marty Moose. He's going to die soon? Well, it's not that much of a shock. I mean, Red Bar is like, what, in his 40s?

Josh Denny. He's incredible. And if you don't believe me, well, you're stupid. Oh, look at this. Look. Has anyone noticed? Oh, my God. Do it and see if anyone notices.

Okay, hold on. Well, this way, right? Yeah. Check this out. So I'm turning up my volume. So give it a second. Does anyone notice what's going on here can anyone see i can see through his sunglasses by the way his pupils are dilated as fuck that this isn't cheap higher than a mother i'm Mersh, that you don't 38. Fucking a red

bar is like 45. Own this thing. Look at that. My Denny machine is making the faders move in the background. Isn't that class? Did anyone know? It hasn't come up on the stream yet. I'm still watching. They're going to flip, though. Oh, it's about to happen.

Great. It's about to happen. I'm going to see what they say. I can't stand Ethan. Wow. In the background. L-A-M-O. I like Josh Denny. It's a ghost. Okay.

It's moving behind you. Very good. You all get an A. Would you like to see some of the fan letters I've gotten? This one's good. You know, not just listeners and viewers and good people of the world have been emailing me, but celebrities, a lot of comedians came out of the closet saying, Mike, you know, I kind of kept this quiet because I'm such a pussy, but I really like your show. You got me through from liberals to the alt-right to people who, you know, trashed the place on January 6th.

They all love me. And they all came out of the closet to tell me that this year. And that doesn't mean I like you. So this is the thing. Like most people in this world, like if a comic wrote to them, they're like, I really like you. You'd be like, oh, cool. I like you. Not me. I hate you still. And we're not friends.

And I'm not friends with any comedian. It would compromise the show just like Def Noodles is compromised by being friends with Ethan Klein. You can't be compromised. I'm not even friends with Luis J. Gomez anymore not even friends with Luis J. Gomez why does this keep skipping this is what I pay for and then I'm playing it

and you're gonna don't complain I'm playing this shit Red Bar I'm paying for this shit it's cutting and skipping like I'm playing your shit Red Bar I'm paying for this shit it's cutting and skipping like I'm watching a fucking Asian film with a fucking dub over the way your mouth is going it's not even lined up

paid a lot more for the cameras they're not working out you hear that Lewis did you know that I paid a lot more for the cameras. They're not working out. You hear that, Lewis? Did you know that? You got to fire all your friends if you want to be friends with me. You would have to literally fire. Did you make some kind of deal with him? I kind of forgot what happened.

I tried to make a deal. I said, you never talked to Gino again, and I forgot what the deal was. Well, has he talked to Gino since then? I'm sure, yeah, they all talk. This is New York trash. And I'm sorry, Louis, you were great, but you compromise everything I do. I can never talk to you again. I'm sorry.

You're a great guy, and I miss you. And your son, I got you something for your son. Oh, you know what? I do have to take a pill right now. It is that time. I miss you. And your son, I got you something for your son. Oh, you know what? I do have to take a pill right now. It is that time. I totally forgot. I got to take one of my pills. Do we have any music for this?

You can't put any music in the beer. I got to just take one of my pills. I'll just do it silently. If you guys don't mind, I'm just going to take some of my medicine. My medicine heals me fine. My pills and my gold are mine. Episode's only three hours.

That was three and a half hours. Why is it being Jewish an insult to you? Yeah, I know. They talk about me not in a good way. Could they fear me? What? I say shalom alelu. The Jews!

He look plain! He look plain! Now the problem is, oh my God. The problem is, now I have chocolate all over my teeth here, okay? I got chocolate all over my teeth. I look like I've been blowing George Floyd. All right. Give it up for him.

Who the fuck is that? This is my thing I hated when he came back. He made a George Floyd joke. That was like two years ago. Anniversary, by the way. What's up? Happy two-year anniversary. For George Floyd being sent to heaven?

Is it two years since his death? That's crazy. Wow. Think about how little he's changed. We're going to save the kids from the skull. Here's an idea. Don't have kids from the school. Here's an idea. Don't have kids. Stupid idiots.

This is the first time I've ever tried using this carafe. That's pretty nice. Where did we get this from? I like this one, huh? It was fancy. This is class, dude. This is class. This ain't just German outfitters, man.

This is nice. That's going to be broken in like one day. I'm breaking the whole place. Very soon. All right. Let me just have a drink to wash down my chocolate teeth they're saying Martin Screlly got out the same week Mike

returns coincidence we were just saying you look like Screlly now oh yeah I look just like Screlly I have a girl's haircut I'm all weird I'm playing electric guitar on a webcam can I say whose picture you took in for your haircut? Or is that a secret? Everything's a secret.

Unless it's out of my fucking mouth. I got to get one of those bloody napkins. Seeing you cough just made me cough. Yeah, stop coughing. Oh, that's gross. What's gross? Getting chocolate out of your teeth live on air with water, squishing it around your mouth and getting it all over your mustache. Mustache weighs about 600 pounds. So I'm going to read you these family letters that I got, and

we're going to do a little each show. I got so much. Like I said, we could be here just endlessly. This is another. What does that mean, Dalton? Never tell anyone how you afford that studio. And by the way, I did want to say something since this is like a new show. This is new for everybody. Brand new here for everybody today.

Yeah, we're not a political show believe it or not i know the world's gotten very political even joe rogan did you see joe rogan get caught up with that covid jewels holy fuck remember my buddy joe rogan this is really something we started covering joe rogan when his podcast first came out. I couldn't believe it. There was actually a time when Patrick Melton was bashing us on his show. Remember Patrick Melton? Mossman, the Mott man. There was a time where he was bashing us on the show, and he goes,

he's watching videos of Joe Rogan. Who even knows who that is? Why would he cover Joe Rogan? And now look where my Joe Rogan has ended up. The most famous man on the planet. I heard he got paid $200 million on Spotify. The Spotify queen. We still hate him.

And boy, did he get caught up this year with that COVID. That was something. By the way, the wardrobe Redbar is wearing, he's been wearing for seven months. And it was quite an embarrassment to see him, oh my God, be taken by that. And he's still, you know, you can still see that it's still in him, you know. Where was I again? I don't mind. Did you want to watch a little clip of Rogan while we're talking about him?

Yes, I do. Oh, this is what I was going to say. We're not doing any politics here. I've watched everybody embarrass themselves this year. What are you guys doing? Why are you doing this to yourselves? You can't be online arguing with people about politics.

Okay? None of that stuff's real. Avoid that stuff. Just go do your own thing. Trust me. Take it from me. Yeah, let's see Rogan. I like his Larry King posture. He does now. You look like Larry

King sitting there does now. You look like Larry King sitting there all grumpy. He's starting to look like he's wearing the same glasses as Larry King. What do we got here with Rogan? And this would be our first video today, right? It would be. This is very exciting, and I've been dying to show you this.

You're going, Mike, how are we even going to watch videos on that screen behind you or something? Like, what the hell is going to happen here? Because I don't even see no TV. Now, where's this Rogan video? Let's get that ready first. So we'll get you the Rogan

video, and then we'll show you how we're going to watch videos today. Now, this is going to change, but for today, this is what we have. Okay, Joe Rogan, cute little, oh my God. Oh, this is a fun one. This is a little fun. No, you can ignore politics.

And they will ignore you. What's he going to do with his life? He'll do it with no politics. This is on Twitter. On topic, you know. Okay, let me open this up and get it ready. I admit, I did get this on Twitter. Oh, I like this.

This is with... Hotep. Baba Hotep. What is her name? Hotep Jesus. Yep. Hotep Jesus got a whole new... I'll say that I love this guy.

He got a whole new personality while I was gone. Hotep Jesus. You know what was gone. Hotep Jesus. You know what I think? Hotep Jesus saw the show Loki, and he saw that end scene with that black guy leaning across the table, and Hotep Jesus stole his whole personality from that black guy

on the end of Loki, the guy who's the god at the end. Remember at the desk? What was it? Big scene. I don't know. That fucking... Come back and play the latest clip. The only black

guy in Loki. You watched Loki, didn't you? I hope. Okay, so we've got this and let's do this right now. Let's introduce the TV. You ready, Jules? I'm ready.

Here we go. Hit it. Go off. Oh, my God. What's happening? Rise. Rise. It rises!

We have a robotic lift. I gotta remember when to stop it, though. Right about there. Beautiful. And look at that. What other show has robotic TV lifts? You could get these on Amazon, by the way, and anyone could afford them now. Not very big architectural digest. Every time on these shows still where they're showing us in the lab, I'll be like, I got my TV on a mic. Big fucking deal.

And the contractor always makes the celebrity pay like $80,000 to have their TV come out of a chest and it's like dude these are like 400 bucks you could install it yourself don't you love an architectural digest where the guy throws open the door and he's like you guys have got to fucking see what i got installed in my house this is gonna blow your mind yeah until you see this they're going through the house he's like oh i'm getting nervous to show you and then they get there and he's like it's a pot filler it's a pot filler yeah they always want to show you the pot filler that sits above their stove so they can make spaghetti easier anyway this is our tv and it's being replaced next week. We actually, we've got a matte finish TV on pre-order so that we won't have any glare

and it's a little bit bigger. This is just our shit TV from the office. You know, we bought this beautiful 65 inch OLED TV. It's sitting in the front on the floor. It was $4,000. on the floor it was four thousand dollars and we put it in here and it's so shiny that it reflected all the lights and there was nothing we could do so um we popped in this is our like most matte tv that we had for now it's not very good it's not very beautiful but it will work for today and then the matte finish TV, the beautiful

one, will be here next week, and then we'll pop that in, and then... Okay? So don't TV shame. I can't believe I'm even having to explain. Oh, I hope they don't think this is too crappy. Isn't this a lovely shot? And, yes, I want the liquor

bottles to obscure the shot of the TV. I don't need it. Nerd City gave me some notes, which was very friendly. He said, I think we should move the liquor bottle. That's fine. They're not moving. I like the way the light hits this.

You know, while I was sick, I really realized the importance of beauty. What's drugs? Design, art, music, video, quality. And I feel like that's extremely lacking in today's podcast world or even YouTube world. Everything looks like crap. Everything. Everything's lit bad. Everything's shot wrong.

Everything's up. Your website's fucked up. It keeps glitching. I what i'm scars club member i'm playing your content and you're watching right now going definitely my content i'm playing it but you know what i'm paying for like i'm watching a fucking chow young fat movie dubbed into English and it keeps skipping. And I think people

deserve more. You can cut back to me, Jules, while I'm talking. I think people deserve more. You know, and I don't think people know that they need more. I think a lot of people, you know, I got messages a hundred times when we were working on the studio. Mike, we don't need a studio.

All we need is you in front of us. You don't know what you need. With all due respect, you don't know what you need. I know what you need. And we do need to bring art back into this world. You're going to see a lot of people are going to start

copying me and try to get their lighting good now. a lot of people are going to start copying me and try to get their lighting good now. A lot of people are going to start getting better cameras and try to do their... Don't do that! Don't try to copy me. It's not going to work. Even if you had all this stuff, it's not going to work like we made it work.

So don't try. But I do think it's important. I want to stress that. That's why I like at the beginning of the show, switch to 1440p, everybody. I want you watching a high quality if that doesn't work on your phone put your phone down you don't listen to red bar anymore 1440p so let's watch uh Rogan let's do our first clip I can't believe oh my god wait before our first clip let's do this because usually people go Mike don't you do like a shot at the beginning of the show?

And you start drinking. So here's what we got to talk to people about. And I need the chat's help. We need help from you guys because we actually don't know what to do about this. We don't know what to do. And here's the honest to God truth. Now, I've had a cocktail here and there at a dinner. One.

I have not been drunk, nor tipsy, nor buzzed on alcohol since May 28th, 2021, our last show. That's the last time I was drunk. Now, I was going to do like one of our notes for getting ready for the show was test drinking throughout the week. I was going to start, like, two weeks ahead and get drunk and test it and see what it's like to get drunk off the show. I haven't had really a drink in a year.

I sip some of Jewel's cocktails to taste when we're at the restaurant. Now, here's what's going to gonna happen i'm saying this going forward i'm gonna pay for this for another six months and get no content he basically admitted he only did this show because of the the year anniversary and if he didn't drop this episode everyone would just drop from it. I don't see anyone going forward. He never addressed

Sam Tripoli showed up at your crib, dude. He did not address it. And talking about him and Joey Diaz, he didn't go all in. He had glitches too much if Sam Tripoli showed up in my crib I'd be like nigga fuck you

and shit he never even addressed it during this and he's playing gonna play a Rogan clip which I'm skipping past like you're picking up out of nowhere no nigga He's gonna play a roving clip, which I'm skipping past. Like you're picking up out of nowhere. No, nigga.

The greatest shit ever happened in the past year you were gone. I'm being sued. Said Merce just too little to talk about. I agree with that, but... He does not want to be here. He's only here through obligation to keep the

Scars Club money. He's not doing another show. I'll keep paying because I got the money to keep paying but the regular people don't pay for this. I'll have a cocktail, one cocktail. And then I'll go, it's too strong. And I'll tell you why.

It's because he has a disease. He doesn't, whatever his reasoning is. It's because of this. Although I see a dude who's body language he does not even want to do this the big mic you cut to the tv shot now let's see if that works it's like jay leno right you see what these are do people know this is prescribed youtube okay you can't cut me off this is prescribed youtube you could cut back to me this is oxycodone and believe me i only started taking these about what jules two months ago yep two months two months ago almost so i got prescribed weekly and i started taking

them two months ago and i will tell you it is I Know they're doing this on purpose. Do you know okay? These are 10 milligrams. It's pain pills Can you tell me take a puffer we've I tell you you what I'm Trying to Skimming ahead doesn't sound interesting. I'm trying to. Done. You're done. You're finished. You're dead.

Dead. Mike's gonna be furious. Mike's dead. Alright, shit. He watched Josh Denny. Mike is fucking... There's a lot of stuff here. Does anyone, any audio nerds, do you even see what's sitting behind me?

That's still behind you. Joey Diaz called you out by name, deleted the stream. The only way you see that is on my YouTube channel. And Sam Trimbley showed up outside your house. He addressed none of it during his live stream. Like I said, this was a desperate I have to do this to keep whatever paying audience I have.

There's not going to be another Red Bar stream. I'm not. I'll give him two weeks. Or the month when I paid for and then that's

done. And I'll never talk about him ever again. Because he'll never stream ever again. Triple E so

got to this nigga. With his goons and shit. He had to do one. He knew

I can't go over a year without doing it. He did one. So, you're like, I technically did one, right? He never addressed Triple E showing up at his crib during any of it. The reason why he's not allowed to do it.

I'm not buying any of this disease bullshit. Or anything. I mean. The nigga's age. The nigga was fucking in his 40's. Great. He didn't like doing it. Whatever.

He didn't even dress Joey Diaz All he said to them is Yeah well keep making videos You're not going to keep making videos What are you talking about You took a year off from doing it Triple E and Diaz won You took a year off from doing it Triple E and Diaz won.

You took a year off from doing it, and they're not going to do it anymore. They won. They showed up at your house. Why did you not address Triple E showing up at your house and the intercom addressing you? He didn't. Nor will he. Nor will he. Nor

will he. I don't agree with Diaz or Tripoli doing that cornball shit. But he never addressed it. The entire thing. And that really is the reason why it's gone. Not the Diaz thing. Not the DS thing. The Tripoli thing.

I'm a pile? What? Future is in their way. You don't want the hype. Nigga, if you watch this stream, I'm going to keep watching. He does not want to even be here. Two LA-610s,

a bluey 1170, a Midas M32 mixer. Anyone join the Discord? No one join the Discord. You know, most people would just get this shit little mixer for their whole show this is just a mouse for my mixer alright by the way we have

six iPads around the room this is really cool cut to the wide Jules cut to the wide thank you the wide jewels cut to the white thank you the white is fucking bitch huh i'm kidding she's been doing great let's not take our anger out on her mic um if you cut around the room, there are iPads actually everywhere. And I've got two here.

She's got two at her desk. And you can take one and bring it to the drums. Everything's hooked up to the mixer and the light. So like, check this out. This is all the lights. Cut to me.

This is all the lighting. Every fixture, and we've got about 30 fixtures here. Honestly, look, I could like turn off my my main light. There we go. And lots of others. I don't want to mess with it too much because it's all set up.

But we could adjust all the lights from iPads. Everyone can. And then if I'm recording, let's say I'm at the drums and I want to lay down my drum. I've got my whole mixer hooked up to the iPods. I can control everything. Automatically, you'll see all this shit move from the iPad.

So I thought that was pretty cool, huh? Especially for a two-man band like Jules and myself. The White Kikes, they're calling us. Is that the White Strips? Two people, right? The White Strips? The drummer? Never mind.

Turn the lights up. Mic after dark. Turn the lights up. Mic after dark. Turn the lights up. So fucking clean. We've got tons of secrets. Everything's redundant. Lots of redundancies. And everything's made so that I, me and Jules could just control it at our desk with iPads

and all this crap. People are asking about the fog machine. The fog machine is here. So listen to this. And here's what you got to know because we've been really getting into this lately so the fog machine looks awesome in 6k so our main camera here is 6k but everybody knows we can't stream in 6k when you stream to youtube or something you really got to compress the hell out of this video in order for people to to open it up and for it to work. So the problem with YouTube,

if you fill this room up with smoke, it looks awesome in here. It looks awesome at our monitors, but YouTube, their encoder thinks all that smoke is movement in the air. So you ever seen a show or you ever watched like a live Lollapalooza stream, they do the smoke and then you see the pixelation dancing all over. That's what happens. So we filled the room with smoke the other day. Because it looks awesome. I mean, when you fill the room with smoke...

Joey Diaz called you out on San Diego to do a crib. And I was in a chat asking about it. I was. There are other people who are. And I'm going to address it. And I can't lie if we need to. The ear thing can't go beyond it. Uh, yeah, yeah, the Red Bar thing is done. He's not doing another live stream after this. Watching this live stream was an extreme letdown.

He addressed nothing. He tried playing a rogue and... And I always said, if Red Bar actually came back, he wouldn't... I'm sorry. I didn't come back. The clips he talked about are irrelevant clips. Red Bar talked about a black dude,

about gun control, okay. Central, he showed up at your house. And just that. What were you... What? I'm still wondering. I'm still wondering. You're not picking it up like you did a show. Jorgen told us about you.

I was going to throw. Nigga, Joey Diaz called you out. It's him tripping. He showed up at your crib. He didn't respond to it. Of course he didn't. to it of course he didn't why I don't know I all I know is I'm not the only honest one on this one? I mean it can't be, but I don't want to be on anything on earth. I didn't address any of that.

Well, um, I didn't really address it. I only addressed Joey Diaz and Sanjulia. I was like, we're going to still make videos about you even though I haven't done a video in a year. I don't know this one. Duplicate what one is. Keep paying me money.

I'll never do another one. What was this? He didn't even respond to them. The response is, I guess I'll still talk shit about you, but you didn't in your latest thing. Think about George, you try playing a clip like you do a show every week.

What was he doing? Sam truly showed up outside your crib, hit the intercom, said come downstairs. What happened with that? He didn't answer that. Of course he wasn't going to. Yeah, Red Bar confirmed he's done. Right.

I was wondering, Red Bar came back, what are you talking about? Did you like the weekly thing? Did the nigga really try doing the weekly thing? I didn't think he was actually trying to do it. I thought Red Bar came back, you know, after addressing,

he addressed nothing. Who came back and did the weekly thing? Joe Rogan is talking to Black Guy about this thing. Sam Shirley showed up at your crib. Address that. Joey Diaz called you out. Address it.

No. Red bar is like, unfortunately, I'm back. I hate you, so I'm back. But I have to be back. Because you're going to stop giving me money. I'm back. I hate you so I'm back. We have to be back. Cause you stopped giving me money but um, I'm back but uh." He addressed nothing and talked out nothing. And there will not be another show. He had to do it because it was a year up and he knew. What show?

Oviates. What? According to a facade agent Any of those I used you nigga ever And I'm not drunk I gave a nigga thing to discord I think I am As drunk

I'm gonna play more Red Bar Yeah you get to pay for this content I don't believe my red bar. Yeah, you're going to pay for this content. There you go, you faggot. You see the beams from every fixture. The beams, Jules. And it looks awesome, but on YouTube, when we uploaded it, we had the dancing artifacts everywhere.

I said, no, no. Fuck you. No, no dancing mysterious squares in my show. So unfortunately, until we can figure this out. We'll figure it out. There will be no smoke machines. There will be smoke from various little things like this. All right. Any more brain busters?

Someone says, why do you need an iPad when the lights go off on their own? Sorry, sorry. That's really funny. Yeah, that's really funny. You should have seen him screaming at me about these lights last night. Yeah. You know what? I think I'm going to go get sick again and go to bed.

All right, let's do a little Joe Rogan, shall we? Should we drag him over? Just a cute little clip little Joe Rogan, shall we? Should we drag him over? Just a cute little clip. Joe Rogan, a cute little information clip. These are just teasers. These are just light ones. Joe Rogan's been stupid manooped this whole time. What a moronski.

And the thing about Joe Rogan is he keeps falling into the trap of reporting completely fake articles all the time almost every episode he'll bring up an article he's extremely passionate about he showed up showed up outside your apartment address that did that really happen was it sandra tripoli bullshitting. Talked about it for five minutes and then Jamie will go. I know you don't want to do your show and you only have to do it

because the anniversary you lose everything. But the niggas showed up aside your we're playing the Joe Rogan thing. That we're the black guy. By the way, even this is from

two weeks ago my back is up but even this is two weeks ago what the fuck are you doing this was it Redmar that's not real we've got a great example this was it, Redmar? That's not real.

We've got a great example of that right now. Should we see our buddy Joe Rogan for the first time? Is he going to look nice on Twitter? Oh, and he's with Hotep Jesus, who I actually do want to talk about Hotep a little bit. You know, I got stuff to say about Hotep. Who would have thought? What do you think Hotep would like me, Jules?

Sam Tripoli showed up outside your house and he didn't come down. What do you think, Jules? Do you think Hotep would like me? I think he might. Okay, we're going to do this and then I got to take a break. Here he is. Let's see Joe Rogan. I just played this all the way through.

Yeah. Damn, Hotep looking fucking dark fucking dark bro our new tv should settle this but joe rogan it's an extremely underdeveloped dark show here we got what this is but i read something briefly and i didn't get into the article but they were saying that they were trying to pass a bill that would outlaw you growing your own food in australia oh my god did you read that none it was a part of australia i think so joe rogan is so dead set on he can't get over the pandemic and restrictions from it as if he doesn't fucking sneak around all the restrict can't just break the restrictions and then who cares that's all you got do. But... Every lefty channel on YouTube did this story

two weeks ago when it happened. This is Red Bar? You're shitting on Hotep thing for a two week old thing? What happened when Sam Truly showed up outside your crib address it you know you don't believe he did and you want to address it go rogue and he's obsessed so he

keeps finding anything he can to let you know and he hates australia because they had restrictions you know so he read some fake article about uh that australia is going to stop allowing you to have food let's hear what he does it was new south wales someone was trying to pass a law that won't allow you to grow your own food and they were saying well you could grow your own food. And what else does this from your food? It infects the population. It kills us all. We can't have that.

They pulled that card. I want to know what their justification was, but I'm pretty sure it had to do with agricultural contamination. Or, you know, like, I mean, you could justify it if you were a piece of shit. You could say, well, you know, most pandemics have come from agriculture. Animal agriculture. We can't have unchurched. It's great because he's even doing the voice. So he's reading this article.

He's doing the voice. He's coming up with all sorts of concepts about how the Australian government came to this decision. He's mocking them. Maybe. Wait, wait, wait. That's not fair. We can't have you growing vegetables. What have your vegetables ever got in them?

Watch this. Diseases. Fucking creeps, man. These fucking creeps, they got a good grip on people during the pandemic. They locked everybody down. Oh, is that what they did? We got to stop these motherfuckers from growing their own food. That's how you fucking smoke out an anti-vaxxer.

You can't even go to the grocery store anymore, and you can't grow your food. No, it depended. You can't grow your own food. This is with Joe Rogan, the biggest talk show in the world. Imagine if Jay Leno came out. Hey, everybody, you can't grow your own food anymore anyway. Our next guest is Michael Ray Bauer.

Maybe for the darker clips, you should turn off the desk lamp. Yeah. Yeah, we could try that Is this any better? Yeah Any better in any weather Where's my Michael Ray Bauer playing card? You know somebody bought me a Josh Denny autograph CD

While I was gone I'll show that It was the guy who went to Denny's show I think Oh really? He got it from him there live Okay let's watch the end of this clip Then we'll tell you about that. I shot pitch! Did you find anything? You are now dependent

upon the state. Okay, so now he's having Jamie look it up. You came back after a year. The Joey Diaz hand shippily showed up at your house. And you're playing an old clip from two weeks ago. Joey Diaz, him, Tripoli showed up at your house. And you're playing an old clip from two weeks ago.

Is this going to be the Red Bar show? And the problem, even if you do come back, which he's not going to, he had to do the show, but if he comes back and he doesn't watch old clips of Vosh, a lefty show before, Dude comes back and he's gonna watch old clips Vosh or Lefty Shannon for? Is that the plan for it, dude? It's not. He had to play something.

Oh my god. He addressed nothing. Trimble showed up at your crib, nigga. And dress that. Be mad. Don't just do this thing. I'm just going to talk about this thing.

Although I'm not really going to because I'm in a year. So, he talked about nothing. He came back because he had to come back in a year thing. He's not going to do another show again. Trust me. Eight, nine, three months from now,

and they're going to be like, you know, he came back on that one year anniversary, so maybe Kyle, it's not gonna happen. And even if it does happen, he won't address anything. You should really shut up at your fucking crib, dude. He didn't talk about it at all. Nigga's not even into it.

Oh, hold on. Let me play that again. Let me play that again. Up so we can confirm that Australia's saying you can't grow your own food, right? Ass is... That's a dumb story.

Where the nigga's body language? He has no interest in... Remember school? own food right asses remember school whatsoever he admitted so he had no interest in doing it. Nor should he, by the way. He's been doing it for 20 years. He's been paying to do it for 20 years, by the way. And I don't think his family, his Jew family,

probably cut him off. All right, dude. You've been pretending to do shit for 20 years. I made a dime. Go work for your cousin fucking Kyle's office or something. Like, nigga, I don't see him driving out of state to assault Red Bar.

He dropped a video, Tripoli did, of him at his Red Bar's crib. What are you talking about? He dropped a video. You know, the intercom speaker saying, come down and fuck with me. The archives are on Twitch.

Dummies. Yeah, I deleted them on YouTube. They stay up on my Twitch unique ENT. No, Triple E found that nigga. And he admitted it. He's using it to see it live. Red Bar, unbeknownst to Red Bar, admitted they do live in Arizona. Now he admitted it live, so.

He admitted it live. What do you weirdos think happened? Truly the good side. Tripoli hates me. What are you talking about? The only thing stopping Tripoli and his kids in my state is that faggot. Threatening his baby mama who was in my sting. Truly hates me the most.

My own red bar addressed nothing. Red bar or just nothing And by the body language I can tell there's not Wool They're taking you right back to school Take a break and we'll be right back with much more red bar let me pick out a really cool uh the vitamin store the other day to get this they carry it there he thought that my studio was gonna have cactuses so he wanted to beat me to it and embarrass me oh okay let's see the rest here i'm todd's english teacher yeah he's doing sucks anyway no problems he's doing great he is very close with another boy though they laugh a lot they take the bus together oh that's his brother

okay no nothing nothing nothing at all how are you are you Yeah, I'm just checking up on everybody. Yeah, just checking up. See, I can't do it, Trump. He does have Trump fade outs. No fade outs. Let's hear the rest. I would call.

I'd give it no context. Hey, Mrs. Miller, your daughter's a less. Let them figure it out. What is up, nigga? So how do you know that Tripoli showed up to the right Mike David? It's like Sarah Connor from Terminator. Didn't you just claim this nigga was dead and now he's back? I said he's dying.

Kyle, let me ask you a question here, Kyle. You think this guy doesn't have a disease? Okay. Does this guy look like he has a disease, Kyle? No. He doesn't look like he has a disease in your eyes. Why? He looks fully functional. He has a job, according to you. He's going to like he has a disease in your eyes. Why? He looks fully functional.

He has a job, according to you. He's going to a job in Arizona, right? I said no. Okay. Kyle, do you know what oxycodone and weed is prescribed for? You got prescribed that? He just talked about it. You showed a video of him telling you he's on weed and Oxycodone.

I don't know if he gets prescribed it. He said he was prescribed it. It was in the video. I don't know what for. You get prescribed weed and Oxycodone when you had cancer and it's gone so bad. You've gone through all your treatments. You're going to die. It's called hospice.

And when it gets worse when he's immobile they're gonna put him on morphine right he's probably getting massages but you you look at this man you say he's working in a law firm right yeah so yeah so I was

correct he's died he should have died already but he's such an evil motherfucker. He had to last to May 28th. We don't know if he died six minutes after this. He could die six months from now. He could die six days from now. But the nigga's going to die from his cancer. So, yeah, I'm correct.

I just got the date wrong. You're here telling everybody that he's working at a law firm and he's filing papers, dude. And you can't understand it. Sam Tripoli went to the wrong Mike David's place, so why would he address it? It's like the Terminator went to all the wrong Sarah Connors before he showed up in the bar.

Remember that? Are you Sarah Connor? Connor. And he blew away all the Sarah Connors. So, yeah. So, so stupid Sam Tripoli. He used Spokio or Zabba search or some fucking. He didn't get a fucking detective.

Use some online thing. Got a bunch of Mike Davids. Went to fucking Arizona. And he knocked on the got a bunch of Mike Davids, went to fucking Arizona and he knocked on the wrong door and he videotaped it and you dummies don't realize that. Are you still a cop? This is John Cipolli. I'm here to

terminate you. And what's with this bitch? His lady's like worse than Sharon Osbourne. She's putting this dying, skeletal, cancer-rotting corpse, living corpse on the camera so she can get a year more out of the dummies in the chat to donate to Red Bar. She's like, oh, Ozzy, can you do another tour? Oh, Red Bar, one more show so I can get more donations.

That's what's going on, dude. And if you had a brain, you'd know. But you're impaired. You do have a brain. What was that? You don't have a person in the nation now? It's just like the real people. I don't know what you are. I don't know what you're talking about.

Asshole! Yeah, don't do the impersonation that leaves, goddamn. I mean, high and dry, the fuck? Well, first of all, which I was talking about. Sorry, we started at that red bar, and then that red bar was banged, and I don't know. And, let me get here.

Hold on a second. Yeah, Ray Lars shook this nigger's world. And did his shit. He had to do this one. And by the way, he did this one. And didn't offend Sam Tripoli in any way, shape, or form. The nigga showed up outside his house at Intercom. I don't know who.

I don't know. Well, he did a technical legal stream. I got a year stream. Santa truly showed up outside your house. I wish Santa truly showed up outside my house. Santa truly showed up in my house. Sam truly could not stay in my house. I'm gonna bring your mama. She's a dumb kid.

If she didn't want to come back to the state of Rhode Island, where she wants to live in, too, but you don't want to come back to the state of Rhode Island, where she wants to live and do all that, do the lawsuit. We're in shock with the lawsuit shit from Sandra Chivalry, by the way. Remember when I talked about that? Because I used to talk to Sandra Chivalry's baby mama. Then they had to end that relationship. Every time I say something, she's like, you're fucking me up in court.

Well, I just don't follow you anymore. I ain't gonna fuck around with you in court. And you have to be dumb to fuck Sam Truby since that 65-year-old. You don't want to, with the other kids. I'm like, I get it, but you know what?

Like, just leaving them back in Rhode Island and I caught you over the wind. She's like, no, I can't. Oh, man, you lost.

We essentially got this man. Because this was his response stream. The Sam Tripoli showing up at his crib. He said nothing about it. I'm out. I got the bounce for the house just a new found zap What you say, yeah? We go off in the flat, super say, yeah? Keep the game fly, boy, we play, yeah? About to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan

Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett But was rolling on that river like Angela Bassett Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city? I'm the weird guy, people out like Dan Rodden with me Then I call my brother, can't you see?