The Yewneek Pod - Triggered Greg Opie Hughes!!!! Jimmernam/M0rbid/tfatk shoutout!!! Brendan Schaub still stinks

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

opie gets triggered by chats. Erock interview fallout. Friendemy jimmernam gives flowers! Anthony Cumia continues to roll! Yewneek preps to call into TACS!!Bapa and messican talk. Sober talk. Battling majin bu! PR girl talk. And more . Is Yewneek "tough"?!?!!!! Is that a racial term? S2m

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, where is this guy? E-Rock exposed me. Shut up. Or you. Look at you, looking all tough. Look at, you're real tough in your avatar picture, aren't you? E-Rock exposed me. You know what, let me tell you something about E-Rock.

The guy shouldn't be saying anything crappy about me. He was a super fan. That I literally met him on the side of a highway. It gave him the break of a lifetime. He wasn't going anywhere on radio. I met him at a... Where did I fucking... I met him at a Cracker Barrel on the way to...

I think it was... Fuck, I don't even know where I was going anymore. I was in Orlando, I think, and I was going to Tampa. Had this super fan. His name was Eric. And he was beyond cool to me, to be honest with you. Like, I give the good to bad and the ugly. Eric was very cool towards me.

And he was a super fan, and he had some shows and some tapes. I was like, yeah, right on, man. And we met at a Cracker Barrel. We hit it off. And then I gave him the chance of a lifetime. I was like, yeah, right on, man. And we met at a Cracker Barrel. We hit it off. And then I gave him the chance of a lifetime. He wasn't going to be a big star doing radio his way. And I, I, Eric, I hired you.

So you shouldn't be saying shit about me. I know the truth. I see it. I see it on these low-level live streams taking those shots at me. There's no way to explain to me someday what I did to you. Get the F out of here. These people are fucking nuts. Absolutely nuts.

You know, I mean, my biggest mistake was being the goddamn boss. I never wanted to be a boss. That's my... I didn't go to any management classes. I didn't know how to be a boss. Next thing you know, I'm like, I have the greatest job in the world. Meaning doing radio. I went into radio because I never wanted a real job. Oh, my God. I did not expect that reaction.

Hell, I didn't even think he was even going to read or see my comment. So, I was not expecting that at all in any way, shape, or form. But,

he is the opester. He does like reading the hate comments. I think he only read mine because it popped up on his little screen there. I guess that's the benefit of going on his Facebook. There's so fucking few people there that your comment will probably pop up. But yeah, that video is doing nice. Nice. Need that video's doing nice. Nice.

Need that video to do good. But yes, I woke up early, immediately saw Opie's thing pop up on YouTube. By the way, you know how hard it is to make a fucking video in a sober house?

You've been trolling the opesters since you were 28. No, I haven't been doing YouTube for that long. God damn. What's up, Susie Q? I just talked to Jimmernan. That nigga had

like 900 people on this live chat. God knows what the fuck they were talking about. And he had Australian people on this Discord. Fuck knows what was happening there. Give me a second. Yeah, welcome back. I don't know. They're on moose tracks. It's not Rocky Road. Yeah, what's up, though?

Oh, he's a true crime guy? I guess so, but... Yeah, Miss Puerto Rican, she just got out of the shower. She's walking around naked naked because I fucked her. That's why my hair is all messed up. But, yeah, so I wake up this morning. I see Opie's live. So I go to his YouTube.

Of course, I'm blocked on his YouTube. But then I was like, hey, wait a tick. I might not be blocked on his YouTube, but then I was like, hey, wait a tick, I might not be blocked on Facebook, boom, go right to my Facebook, hit his live chat on Facebook, there's like 10 people in there, I just write the comment thinking he's gonna ignore it, then I see it pop up on his fucking screen, he actually reads it and starts flipping out on E-Rock. I think his new name is Sir Morbin, but there's like spaces in, I think there's Sir part.

So, he reads the comment, fucking flips out on E-Rock. I got Opie to say fuck, by the way. And bitch. Because you got to remember, fucking,

Opie does family-friendly content now. He doesn't swear during his live streams. But I guess I triggered him so much with that E-Rock question that he fucking had to say fuck. And I love how he gave Chrissy Mayer a shot. He said that

on a low level live stream as if his is high level or something. Fucking Chrissy Mayer is Piers Morgan compared to what Opie's doing. So like for him to even take that shot was hilarious. And I love

how he like didn't address any of E-Rock's points but he did admit to the screaming thing. But apparently if Opie gets you a fucking job you're never allowed to criticize him in any way shape or form

although like Kumi said Opie does a thing where he'll get you a job but then he'll put your job in jeopardy and act like he saved your job she buys subscribers ew what's the point in doing that? How are Casey's nudes?

Did I ever see those? I might have been too drunk to even remember seeing them. I don't know if I ever saw them. I don't know whatever happened to Casey. Could you imagine if Casey was Casey Anthony and now she's like a lawyer or some shit? That'd be head-addious. She got 100k subs but only gets like 1k views per video. Yeah, I mean, but that doesn't mean you buy

subs. Maybe, but I don't know. She does do like a lot of crossover content with other chicks, so maybe that's the reason why. I don't know. Maybe she does.

Key I'd hope he's the worst. I can save the Daily Wire, but will I? But will I? All right, explain this Daily Wire thing to me because it's so new, it's not even like nothing on Twitter about it. So you're going to have to explain the Daily Wire thing. Oh, boring, worked off the company or something?

Yeah, Jimmerdam stopped the stream and was talking to me in the chat. And he was like, he said, by the way, I guess he's not hiding who he used to be because he said, back when I was Jimmerdam and me and him used to go to war

and shit. He tried doing this weird thing that he like lifted everything that happened to me but was also like I don't know, I haven't been keeping up with you but I heard you went to jail you're not with Dez anymore you got sober. I'm like damn, how do you know all that?

He tried doing that thing where he doesn't know but he knew every single solitary thing but oh yeah you know he interrupted a bitch who was talking and he put his he said oh he said hold on everyone stop talking that's kyle in the chat and then he said we talked like two minutes then he went back to whatever they were babbling about. Oh, everyone. But

Will Missy bring down Kumia? It depends how hard he bites her hand. I don't know. I don't know if you saw the last video I did about Kumia. But we might enter a situation coming up soon with Kumia, where, because he's going to have Jimmy on next week, but I mean, if he blows up on this radio show, we might get to a situation, because remember, he said he wants to do middays. If he gets what he wants and then more,

does he quit compound censored and just go do a regular radio gig? Get your mamacita on camera. She's walking around naked right now. I have to make her put on some clothes. Much like dad sabotaged you, Jeremy Boring is the Dez of the Ben Shapiro-verse.

Damn! You won't give back their laptop and Xbox? Damn! Although one would think Ben Shapiro could buy another laptop. He's got that J-O-O money. Yeah! You know Shapiro still has his laptop. He's got that J-O-O money. Yeah. You know, you know Shapiro

still has his bar mitzvah bucks. You know. Kevin is gonna get Kumio fired. Why would Kevin Brennan even try to get Kumio fired? Wouldn't it be more interesting just to shit on Kumi while he does his show? Or like

livestream Kumi's show and shit on him during it. Like, do something like that. His sister Ken are immaculate. But doesn't Ben Shapiro's sister kind of look like Ben Shapiro

can't buy the his political show is too boring to shit on but like I said if Kumi gets what he wants, we might be in a situation six months to a year from now where he's not on compound anymore.

The only way you can hear Kumi is on regular radio. Hope you got rattled this morning with Kyle. I will comment. How does it feel to be fired by a guy you paid to come on, to come sit in your studio at Sirius. They make paper bags for butt faces. Will the Rican fight Dez?

She's threatened him a bunch of times. They'll be like, whoa, calm down, you're a Puerto Rican. You can't have a stabbing happening. Is he still battling roaches? I doubt it. Come in, it's finished in this town.

He thinks he's going to be Anthony Limbaugh. There is a hole, though. There is a vacancy. Someone's waiting for someone to claim that spot. I'm not saying what Kumi is doing on regular radio is the greatest shit ever, but it doesn't need to be for what

the type of shit he's doing. And I would argue the shit he's doing he has something going for him to other people who do AM conservative radio aren't Kumi is which the universe is without it's irony after those Opie and Anthony beatings of Piscopo

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But if you donate 20 bucks through those two methods. You become an instant moderator. Go back to jail. Nigga fuck you. Yeah. Club Piscopo. Nigga the only thing I seen Joe Piscopo in was in fucking Sidekicks. Which was a good movie.

What were they going for, like a Karate Kid thing with that movie, Sidekicks? But that was a good movie, though. With Chuck Norris and shit. I'm 40 sir I ain't no 45 you notice Opie rarely mentioned Sherrod

small because everyone knows Opie paid him to sit as second mic and he was the one who revealed watching the video yeah but with Sherrod though like what the fuck is Sherrod doing the only time I've ever seen Sherrod is on Gutfeld shit.

And that was back in the day. Pissy eyes and Piscopo in the mornings on WABC. Tony Shalhoub. I do not look like Tony Shalhoub. I don't look like a monk nigga Sharad's a police butler Sharad Small only has a career though because he's cousins with Karir Sharad career of Chirag.

I mean, that's the only reason why Chirag even has a career. He was just on a fucking politics podcast. Well, shit. Hey, Nick S did the fucking membership thingies. Well, thank you, Nick S.

Nick S making everybody members. But, I mean, Sherrod Oh, wait, that fucking stupid seller podcast. They still try to do that. The fucking three people who watch that shit. I'm not ignoring you, Andy Violin.

I see ya. I see right through you. I see you right through you. Opie's getting 50 viewers now? Yeah, he is. This is a come up for the Opester. I mean, he's got his ego shit on. He looks like a fool, but it is a come up from where he was. It's a come up.

Jimmerdam's channel, I think it's called Sir Morbid, but I think the sir has spaces in it he's got 14,000 subscribers no I don't still talk to cosmic nigga like my discord is I unbanned everyone from it, but... Yeah, Joe was cool on L&A. But yeah, like, the only thing I ever saw Piscopo in was that fucking Sidekicks movie. Dope movie, though, I want to say. Didn't the fucking kid who starred in that movie kill himself for some reason or some shit? If I remember correctly.

Because he was like going to be the next dude in Hollywood. But then like it didn't happen, so he committed suicide. If I remember that correctly? He did what fucking Devin Sawa should have done. Because seeing Devin Sawa on that Chucky show, oof.

Yikes. That nigga aged terribly. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Look at Miss Puerto Rican is just laying on her bed on her stomach naked speaking Spanish on the phone. She's on her period but that doesn't stop me. The Chunky Show? Frank DeRosa? Chester, I already showed you the fucking toilet yesterday. Enough of you. Remember when Jim and I called Broke Bar Mom

and told her the wrong son died? Yeah. Damn right I'm smoking. I'm in the Puerto Rican's house. Smells like Spanish grits in this motherfucker. That's why you get a smoke cigarette here. Why hasn't Akademi uploaded in five days?

I'm not in the basement. I'm in fucking Puerto Rican's house. My curfew is now 10 so I don't get to be back there until 10 and it's right there I can literally see it from where I'm at right now yes I remember Sam Hill. Of course she cooks better than Des,

which is surprising because Des is so huge. But Des just likes to eat out. Long live Ian Ellis. She smokes inside. I can smoke inside. No Taco Bell. I've only had Taco Bell once since I got out of prison.

But, to be honest with you, like, I love to talk about it still, but when you don't drink, you don't really fiend it as much. You don't really fiend it as much when you don't drink. It's blasphemy? I think that's Mexican. I don't think the Puerto Ricans care that much if you get't drink. It's blasphemy? I think that's Mexican.

I don't think the Puerto Ricans care that much if you get Taco Bell. But, yeah, I've only had Taco Bell once. I've only been eating Wendy's

and Mickey D's whenever I get a chance to go out to eat. Sometimes it's just easier to go to Wendy's because there's one right there that's another thing I can see a Wendy's but they got that $5 meal

so sometimes it's just cheaper because at that fucking house you don't got a lot of space that's why now when I buy shit, I just keep shit at her crib here, but there you don't got that much room. Some prison farting stories.

One time in a day room, I let one rip. And everyone could smell it. How many kids does she have? I two but they're grown we're telling old you know I am because she's younger than me by two years how did I meet her Facebook. And she lives right behind me. And that was a crazy thing going, oh shit, you live right there? Did I smell him?

Everyone could smell him. That prison food hit me rough, nigga. Eh, I might have just broke it. I didn't take prescription drugs in prison. No, I don't miss the Navy. She was probably 12 years. I don't know.

She's a twin and her twin sister apparently had like five kids or something. What game did I spit to her? Guys, come on. You don't need game when you look like this. I mean, Jesus. You can hear her talking shit about me being...

She ain't running her mouth in Spanish, is she? I'll go in the other room and beat the Puerto Rican out of her I'll turn her Guatemalan am I secretly disappointed in Jim Norton Jim Norton told us who he was he told us who he was he wasn't lying

the entire time. You looked at my Facebook page today? Well, yeah, everybody did. It was literally in the fucking video I made. Will her mom come? It's crazy. Like, her dad doesn't speak English, Will her mom come? It's crazy, like, her dad doesn't speak English, but her mom speaks perfect English,

and they're both Spanish. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. If you donate 20 bucks, you become an instant moderator. The hints of Jim Norton gay was revealed by Gilbert Godfrey Monster Rain

yeah of course he was just telling the truth there people he was being honest. All Puerto Ricans speak English, they tell you that when you're in you just know he does it tells me when you donate nice try trust me they don't speak English well fucking

I'm still shocked I got Opie that mad can mods cancel the channel? if it's within your power it's within your power tell you stories about moving, I can only give you one

I had a sheet thing going, cause you know the clips they give you for your ID? Add two of them. Put one on the wall with gum, the other on the bunk beds. You got a privacy sheet. Boom. Do I have Irish heritage? Yes, I do. My grandmother's last name was Barlow. I personally touched Opie. Yes. Tomorrow during the stream, ask Opie to point to where I touched him. Hey, Nick has gifted more memberships.

But yeah, I can't. I guess I just have that effect on people. I have that effect on these fuckers. Like, there's a reason why Brendan Schaub sued nobody else but me. There's a reason why Opie fucking flipped out. It's on the Unique Entertainment channel.

The first video I did today. The Streamlabs link is in the description, so hit X on the chat. Hit the description. Boom x on the chat hit the description boom there you go bob's your uncle and if you donate 20 bucks to it you become an instant moderator i give you the power you'll have the power but yeah so he fucking reads that flip the fuck out on ir-Rock. I got him to say, fuck and bitch. Because, you know, we're dealing with family-friendly Opie now. And he said I look like a tough guy.

I don't know what about that picture says tough guy. You just saw a black guy with a baseball hat. Opie sees black people with fitted hats and he immediately thinks tough guy. You just saw a black guy with a baseball hat. Opie sees black people with fitted hats and he immediately thinks tough guy. So I don't know. I don't know. What about that picture? Maybe it looked like a tough guy.

I'm going to have to go with Kumia because Des's mom has taken a lot of black penis. She has righteous racism. Yes, being on the wagon. That's off the wagon. Well, what about the Cumberland Gap? You thought I was a gang member? I guess.

Tomorrow will be a good one where everyone's saying, Z made a video of you, Opie. Now, do I try and hit? I'm just going to assume, because he kind of flipped out and did this that he blocked me on Facebook too so I'm kind of doubting I'm going to be able to get off another thing

on Facebook and he's already got me blocked on YouTube so I only had one shot but I did not miss my chance to blow opportunity came once in a lifetime, and I lost myself. She's taken kilometers of black dongs.

Yeah, she has. Is Rocky Horror Riff right? Look, I knew I only had one comment and I made it I really just think the only reason why he answered it by the way is because it popped up on his thing thank God for the very few people in this Facebook

live chat Andy Violin has polio does he Andy Violin has Poe Opie does he does he really but I mean that was fun though fucking with the Ops-ter I didn't think he'd get so mad

and I like how he like pretended he didn't know who I was Opie would immediately gain a little bit more respect and credibility if he had you on his stream I know but like Brendan Chubb that idiot will just never get it he'll just never get it and like those are the two dudes who like

need it and not even like credibility from me just some recognition that they get the fucking joke like Jesus like it's they are both the most unselfaware people on earth

you will lose it tomorrow someone in chat talks about Sherrod Small who we paid to be on the show everyone should show Opie by saying Kyle is watching connect Opie by saying Kyle is watching. Connect Opie to Shob.

Hey, if Calen quit, Shob's gonna need a new guy. I'm surprised Opie hasn't tried to get Shav on his shit ugh that'd be like the meeting of dumb and dumbass I mean come on

talk about the worst show ever I don't even think Opie could turn Shog into anything. There's a lot of trash Kumeya about but Opie won't make money off of it. you might get an AM show no not possible sir I mean the dude just lacks zero fucking ability

to know how to do the internet or YouTube and he tries so hard which is like zero fucking ability to know how to do the internet or YouTube. And he tries so hard, which is like, making his shit better. You have the means, and you try all day. After he livestreams, he spends all day editing and

uploading clips that get 20 views. I need an AM gig. Could I stop myself from swearing? That'd be the only question. Jim and Ant show on WABC could be afternoon drive I don't know

are they really going to hire Jim though to be on a conservative fucking radio show is that really going to happen? Is that really going to happen? Not bloody likely. Are you laying for the second? I don't think Kumi is going to go through that again someone tells me Kumi doesn't want to go through that again

I always go back to that one episode of the Artie and Anthony show when it was Artie's birthday and they got the porn star girls and they had them in the girls and they had them in studio and they were dancing behind they were sitting at the desk with Kumia

and Kumia goes where's Artie? cause Artie had gone to the bathroom and then the fucking producer just Garrett just goes he went back to his hotel

the look on Kumia's face so what? tell the look on Kumi's face so what cuz Artie just showed up so fucked up anyway and you can tell he was fucked up but just a look on his fucking face so what the fuck did I get myself involved in ah still one of the greatest looks ever in moments and fucking Artie and Anthony Artie and Anthony was no bullshit like the best show ever it's one of those weird things of like you can't say the best show ever because it didn't last that long. However,

the fact that it didn't last that long, every episode was a banger. Hey, Kyle. Get your head out of the clouds and get a job at McDonald's. We support you to support yourself. Nigga, do you know my

record? I couldn't even get a job at McDonald's if I wanted to. I'm not going to be late. I can literally see the place from right here. The curfew only applies to those unemployed. If you get a job, they give you a key to get in.

True. True. Look, I already did the last Cobra Kai season. By the way, don't forget that that stream will have a donation link. It guarantees me to do another live stream tomorrow. Although Nick asked for all the memberships. That's what's up. Tell you about that pussy blood?

Kind of stained the bed. You want to see it? Go watch it, which is crazy. They had a CGI Mr. Miyagi. I'm just going to spoil it for you now, motherfucker. I demand you go watch it now. Go take a job for someone who was deported they won't hire me because I don't have working papers

I've got working papers damn it fucking crease and fucking fucking Kreese and fucking um long haired guy why am I blinking on his name him and they die in a

boat explosion and they never explain how Kreese got on the fucking boat in the middle of the ocean um And they never explain how Kreese got on the fucking boat in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, Silver. Kreese and Silver. Out of nowhere, Silver's like, I'm going to hatch my evil plan. Go forth, henchmen, and do it. And then out of nowhere, Creasy's just on his boat

and then the boat explodes. And it was like, all right, just got a little too extreme for Cobra Kai here, but whatever. I still like the ending. But yeah that ending was the boat explosion was a little weird

no I still haven't gotten the key yet we just haven't gone there yet too busy fucking. Not yet. yeah I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna fucking do it. On Friday, we'll be able to do it. Yeah. What? You got me knocking over my phone and shit? There was a A chirping sound?

That laptop's halfway to Playing on a Klingon Do you think she's doing a fucking trade With the Romulans? That bitch. The night you make 75k your best year on YouTube, remember Tef Pattern proved that. Yeah, but when you're in prison and all your money gets taken by a

fucking Majin Buu, doesn't really help. Yeah. It doesn't really help when fucking the creature from where the wild things are takes all your PayPal money when you're locked up. Who the fuck is that calling? Fucking beautiful outside. B-E-A-utiful. At least that's what Miss Puerto Rican said. I don't know, when I woke up this morning and came over here, it was okay.

Then I came over and went to bed. Is she hot or is she fat? She's hot. Now I'm not going to get drunk. What the fuck is she doing in there? You going to make it? What are you doing? doing in there? Yeah, but yeah, there's no meetings today. So it's beautiful in SoCal too. You're in Southern, of course it's beautiful in Southern California. We live in fucking Southern California. How could it not be beautiful?

It's always beautiful there, I think. Not like you gotta worry about snow. There's yelling outside. There's always yelling outside. There's always yelling outside where I'm at. Oh yeah, after it rains, it's probably nice as shit. But yeah, I dropped that Opie video this morning, then the Joe Rogan one. I posted the clip on this channel of I hit JimmerNam's chat yesterday

and he stopped his whole broadcast just to be like yo there's Kyle see I gotta watch that's the bitch who I saw get into a fight in front of the pizza place a couple of weeks ago she got punched in the face every time I hear her yelling outside I just look to see if another fight's about to fucking happen and shit.

Lovers reunited. Did he give up on his fucking channel? I noticed Jimmernan was doing like not the fighter and the kid channel, but then like that channel got taken down, but then he started another one. What do you just give up on that and just do the morbid X thing? Oh, wait a minute. She's speaking Spanish. Hold on. What is she speaking Spanish about?

Is she plotting against me, nigga? I swear she'd be plotting against me. You're not banned. But, yeah, so there were no AA meetings. I got an AA meeting tomorrow at 10, and then Friday. Then I got to do that DV class on Saturday, then another AA meeting on Sunday. But today is nice.

And she has Corona in the fridge. Of course she does. I I don't want to drink it though yeah we can see you you're not banned nigga yeah just been chilling chilling here making videos. Well, I'm going to go outside when I got to go to dinner. Yeah, I'm still waiting for payday. Trust me, payday. I got a bunch of shit I got to do on Friday. I got to save 50 bucks for the classes.

I got to shoot 50 different places. I got to get my ass to Smithfield. I got to go see all my kids. What is this Puerto Rican woman doing outside of this room? I just keep hearing random freaking noises. Free Jason Wildboy.

Is he banned? It's such a bitch to unban people. Well, good. now I know that. I'll try to free him for tonight's stream. But, damn. You know what's crazy? And I haven't had to deal with it in like almost a decade. Because when old cross-eyed Majin Buu

had a hysterectomy after a last kid, you never had to deal with it, but having to deal with a woman on her period, ooh. Ooh. Especially a Puerto Rican one. God damn. Kind of made a mess of her sheets yesterday but still

still sorry how did I my mustache odd-looking you're-looking. Your name is Dunkin Donuts. And I still can't believe they changed the name of donuts in the dictionary because of Dunkin Donuts. OxyClean. Wow. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not my baby mama. It's Miss Puerto Rican. And she's got to go run to her parents' house

real quick and do Puerto Rican things. What's up, ambiance? Her parents literally live like right there. So she'll be back in like two minutes. Oh, they're typical PRs, I will say that they are let's just say there's a lot of them but yeah how fucking nice is it outside though does she have tons of Sasson seasoning?

I'll show you. I will literally show you in a couple of minutes. Was she upset about the Tony Hinchcliffe joke about Puerto Rico? No. No.

She has no idea who the fuck Tony Hinchcliffe or Joe Rogan or any of the people who I talk about are. I still don't even think she's quite grasped what I do on YouTube and shit. Like, I don't think she has any clue in any way, shape, or form what I do or what this world is about. The only thing she watches, I think, is TikTok videos or something. She has no idea. That's not true. Who courty Susie Q's in California is she a paprika oh yeah don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description if you donate 20 become an instant moderator I'm about, so Kumi is going live today at 4.30 on Compound.

I'm thinking about trying to get a call in, because there's a question, a legitimate question that I want answered. You're not Peter Reekin. Are you Paul Reekin? Are you Ringo Reekin? You're Ringo Reekin, are you Paul Reekin, are you Ringo Reekin, you're Ringo Reekin aren't you, god damn Ringo Reekins, motherfuckers,

always gotta be the drummers of Puerto Rico, you're not Puerto Reekin, look you Peruvian, you fucking Guatemalan, whatever you are. Don't be asking Susie Q questions. You're supposed to ask me questions, but... Do you remember when you were on Stil toe and blacked the fuck out?

No, because I blacked the fuck out. But, I was just watching me on steel toe a little bit earlier, but I only saw like two seconds of it, because I was just watching me on steel towel a little bit earlier, but I only saw like two seconds of it, because I was just scrolling through shit. But, yeah, I was drinking pretty early into the interview, so I don't doubt it.

Did I just flip out? Did I make a bunch of boot references? Was it hilarious? Yeah, I'll be going live again tonight. I got a piss test tonight. But now that I don't get to be back until 10, probably going to run back here. And I'm going to try and fuck miss puerto rican again but she's kind of upset that i fucked told her you got on this dance hat right i like to fuck like all day

and um when i was with that fucking where the wild things are beast she can't get a period and her vagina doesn't work so now that i got got a working one, I really enjoy it very much, but I'm not used to the whole it bleeds thing, okay? So, get over it! Damn it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Get over it saying get over it

get over it you're whining, you're crying you're pitching a fit, get over it that's disgusting look no, bloody hell man bloody everything it was like that scene and fuck it oh that is disgusting now I think about it but I mean it ain't nothing Ain't nothin'.

Kyle's pee test will show he's menstruating? No, it doesn't fuck with the pee test. Did I, I didn't eat her out. No, I didn't ask her to piss on me. I didn't pee on you, drip, drip, drip. Piss, piss, piss. and peeing on you drip drip drip and that's like haven't been used to period moody girl in a while how dry is Klingon trim? Ooh. I mean, it's not even the fact that, you know, Majin Buu shit was fucking dry.

It was also like, bitch, lose some weight. God damn. Like, my God. like my god even now that bitch is still just eating gaining weight he's like what the fuck get a stairmaster or something bring up opie well i got a question that has really nothing to do with Opie when I call into Kumia. It really has nothing, I mean, if he keeps me on the phone, I might get an Opie reference, but, I mean, if he picks up. But, the question I have really has nothing to do with Opie. It's a legitimate question, I want to know. Feel sorry for a mattress dollar store

but yeah i can show you around the Puerto Rican place. Yeah. Air conditioner. She's got things in English here. A little disappointed when I first got here. I expected a Puerto Rican parade to be happening. Let's see, does she have that? The good, oh yeah! I think Rogan's funnier than Job. I get the Rogan troll, but I mean, let's keep the fuck real here, people. You think I'm in San Juan? I am in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Is she into you because you look Puerto Rican?

No, she's into me because I'm hot. Everyone's into me because I'm hot. Show Miss Puerto Rican. She went to go meet her mom and dad, but she'll be back real, real quick. Because her parents literally... i could see her parents fucking building from this building just like i can see the silver house right there that's right i'm adorable i'm fucking

rogan's comedy is funnier, but Schaub's foolishness. Yeah, I got Matt Aurora. Aurora Borealis. Do her parents think I'm a dirtbag? No. Big lips. Big teeth. You own a mirror loser yeah I got big lips and big teeth so I got the convolka

but I mean, now her parents don't think I'm a dirtbag, though. No, her parents are Puerto Rican. Like I said, her dad doesn't speak a word of English, but her mom speaks English fine. Wait, you're sober now, bruh? The best part of the old streams was predicting how long you'd last before passing out. Yeah. No more of that.

If I found out Shab was my biological brother, that'd be kinda hard. Today's Shab's birthday. Oh, by the way, whoever asked to see Miss Puerto Rican she's already been shown she popped up during one of my videos already like over a week ago not that hard I am black the fuck in Cape Verdean god damn it

literally in Africa I'd last about 45 minutes before passing out Cape Verdean, goddammit. Literally in Africa. I'd last about 45 minutes before passing out. I made it that long? Damn. Just wake up in the goddamn closet in hell. Now I never took a dump in my pants. I don't look like a black Dominican.

She looks like she's Dez's more attractive cousin. That would assume Dez would look like she's Spanish. Dez doesn't look Spanish. Dez just looks retarded. So, wow. Now, and the crazy thing about Miss

Puerto Rican, there's two of them because she has a twin sister. At least you're sober. Yes, applaud my soberness. But yeah, Miss Puerto Rican has a fucking twin sister. Ah, they do that stupid twin thing her parents did where their names are kind of alike. So, I guess if people have twins, you can't name one like fucking Melissa and one Stephanie. They both kind of sound exactly the same.

I did sing Mambo No. 5 in the 90s. What's the hardest part about being sober i actually don't mind a sober thing i really don't mind it the hardest part is living in the goddamn thing where i gotta be home at fucking 10 o'clock every night that's the hardest part but i also don't shit on that part too much because Because as much as I hate it, I do get... If I was allowed to stay out all night, I probably... Probably not. I would like to think not. But let's keep it real, maybe.

Maybe just be real with myself. I probably would have drank. So who knows? Stay sober, dude, because you are funny. And I like when you mess with Shab, stay strong and you will be happy. I plan on it. When am I free? Well, I'm already allowed to do overnights.

So like, might do an overnight. I get two a month. So I might do an overnight here with the Puerto Rican. Although, white girl's birthday is coming up, and I might want to do an overnight with her. Don't forget about the white girl, people. The only reason why I haven't been chilling with white girl that much anymore is because her fucking car broke down. But she's planning on getting that fixed. Don't forget forget I like white girl too yous have never seen white girl yous might have seen Miss

Puerto Rican during a video and wait I'm trying to think have you seen it no cuz white girl fucking video calls me white girl doesn't really text me she video calls me so yous haven't seen white girl yet but fucking and white girl lives right down the street from my old apartment where Dez is at literally off the street every time I'm with white girl we drive by Dez's who has a fatter ass between him I look like Noriega well well well well well well fucking yeah but that right but I white has the cutest daughter. And but she has her son there who's 14 too. Who lives with her.

Does white girl have a C-section scar? No. How many more months of this? I get a year grant. And the first three months are free then the next three months I got to pay 140 bucks a month and then that jumps up and then that jumps up but I got a year which means I got to make and save as much money as possible so don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description if you donate 20 bucks you become an instant moderator.

It really helps me out a lot. Baba Booey has nothing on me. My lips and my chompers. Yeah, I got a year of probation. I just saw my probation officer, too. Fucking, I gotta do a goddamn domestic violence class on goddamn Saturday. So me and Miss Puerto Rican are gonna do a dry run there on Friday. So I know exactly where to go on Saturday.

And I gotta spend 50 fucking bucks. 50 bucks, but that's just the first time. And then $25 every other time. You can only go once a week. Because, you know, they have to make it as long as fucking possible. Opie might have blocked me from Facebook today. Because I definitely tried getting off another question. But, I mean, he didn't do it.

I don't have green gums. Why am I on probation? Were you violent? No, I wasn't violent. I'm on probation because I had to plead guilty to a fucking domestic because I was sick of being in goddamn intake

for two and a half months and they do that thing where they drag you into court and go you know if you just plead guilty you get to go home right now so you just go alright let me get

the fuck out of here Mike is contentious alright I gotta unban him it's a bitch to do on the phone cause I try to scroll down the thing and it won't fucking let me cause I had to plead guilty to a DV

it's a misdemeanor but I had to plead guilty it's what it is it's the way the system is I just look at it whatever I got to get that fat hideous fucking

Kamala looking piece of shit out of my life for good oh thank god thank Christ her and her fucking loser mom and the crack and the coke and the drinking everyday and the always gaining weight

like I said new rule no fatties oh if not crack coke or whatever I don't fucking know I don't do drugs I don't know shit about drugs so whatever Whatever there was a reason to have fucking Narcan in her fucking jaw. Whatever drugs that is. I don't know if she doesn't know, but... Who the fuck knows? I might go to the movies

on fucking Saturday after that DV class though if I got time I want to go to the Providence Mall because they got a new documentary that they're playing there. Fucking about people who lived in the mall in an apartment. That looks kind of dope.

Crystal meth. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't fucking know fentanyl you can name 50 other drugs I don't know I don't know. I paid for it.

Don't plead ignorance now. Hey, I don't do shit. I don't know shit about shit. I never left the apartment, so I wouldn't know. I couldn't leave. I couldn't be in cars and shit because I was drinking every day. Is there a reason why I stream standing up? Hmm. I like being able to move another reason why having my laptop would be helpful it'd be more easy to sitting down

because I can't play videos and shit either this is all going to what judge and I'd never name names I was talking about someone else. How about that? Hey, Miss Puerto Rican's walking back. Did you see her?

Damn, is that nice out? We don't even need jackets and shit. When you were drunk, did you... Now I never pissed myself. I got pissed on because a kid would sneak into my bed and fall asleep and I'd wake up peed on. I was with a girl one time and had my drug addiction for seven months before she caught me one day and had to come clean so it happens all the time.

Yes, she's wearing pants. What's gross? There's a guy in a fucking wheelchair out there too. And other people. But, yeah, so. but yeah so I got peed on yeah by a kid it would always

fucking sneak in the room especially my youngest daughter Ava I'd wake up and have a little asshole next to me and get peed on I'm locked in a 3x3 closet in a mental asylum.

No I'm not. The Puerto Rican is back upstairs. All right. All right. Did they enjoy the food? Did they enjoy the food? The You're making me catch a complex. You're making me catch a complex. Really? You're mad to have me catch a complex. Gary, you're very temperamental. Why are you laughing at me?

I'm not hiding. God damn. Yeah. Was that her just now? She looks like complicated. You need to see her now? What? Oh, did you get a peek at the Puerto Rican? Yeah.

Fuck, how hot is it outside? I'll open this fucking window. Yeah, I got the window open. G at equals, what the fuck is G at? What the fuck does that mean? Light complicated as retards say what the fuck is you talking about Susie Gia equals cheeks I don't know what that means is she on the

spectrum no no Is she on the spectrum? No. No. I know she's extra pissed today because she has her period, though. Complicated as in complexion. She's lighter than me. And I think she's a little racist, to be honest with you. They can't say complexion so they say

complicated I don't know what the fuck it's pronounced G-Yot oh G-Yot does she hate the Jews she fucking better

the fuck better see some Does she hate the Jews? She fucking better. The fuck? Better see some goddamn pro-Palestinian flags in for this motherfucker. Because I can't find lube? Oh, Jesus. All right, 15 minutes to this Kumiya stream. I'm going to try and call in. I'm drunk now. But I got, I wonder if he'll take the call though

Kumeya doesn't like to take calls the call in number is still the same right have I ever called into him just on compound censored I think I have have I I don't even know

the call in number is still the same I'm sure I can find it the simple google search away but I'm going to call in ask my question

I guess try and get an OP reference yeah Nick S Call in. Ask my question. I guess try and get an OP reference. Yeah, Nick S. That's why I did a stream early. I was just bored today. And I didn't have no meetings to go to. Red Bar is not watching. He's too busy praying to fucking Damascus. She made some steak and rice the other day that was bomb.

I haven't watched NXT in weeks. I haven't watched NXT in weeks. But I did watch Raw. Even though it was on early, I guess they were in another country, though. Does she take dumps with her door open no once again don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link if you donate 20 you become an instant moderator but now she doesn't take go to the bathroom when the door opens. The language of the lawnmower is being spoken outside.

Mad Spanish people around here. I rub her. Oh my God. No, I do not. I do not, sir. You have some dignity. You're a Latino. No, you don't. Build the wall.

How long do you get rounded up and brought to El Salvador, Susie? Gonna get passed around that prison yard? No, she doesn't add fucking lime and chili. Is there a piñata? Let me see. No, but she has a lot of handbags. Oh, people come up and speak Spanish to me all the fucking time. It's annoying as shit. Like I told you, when I was 17, I worked at Holiday Inn in maintenance. And oh my God, every fucking maiden shit would come up to me.

And be like, I don't speak Spanish. Is this going to be my room when I move in? Yep. Yep. We got kind of TV over here. A dresser. some guy shit from whatever last guy she was fucking

look my mixtapes do well on the streets okay this Puerto Rican is fat My mixtapes do well on the streets, okay? Miss Puerto Rican is fat, so you broke the rule already? She's not fat. Ask Miss Puerto Rico if she's ever been airtight. I have the same with my African family. They all think I speak Creole, but you should.

You've already seen the toilet and seeing the goddamn medicine cabinet. But, now she's not a fat. What's in the refrigerator? There's soda and food. I will be in the next Daddy Yankee mixtape. No, I will not allow Telemundo to be on. And now there's no plantains. Sup Raven Knight. I'll show you what's in the cup. Nigga, I already done showed you.

I literally just showed you. You got that Puerto Rican stash? You got that Puerto Rican stash? No, I'm going to supporter of the Tyson chicken especially now that they got jobs for Americans yeah she's been kind of pissy all day because she's on her period so i'm like i'm sorry i ruined your sheets but technically she ruined them so ain't my fault Yeah But yeah so I got meeting tomorrow Meeting Friday

Class Saturday Meeting Sunday My god I do a lot of fucking going out. I just found out. Remember last night when dude called me that signed my grant at 940 and I was like, dude, I don't have to be back till 10.

Apparently I have to be back every day at 830 to sign my grant then I can go back out till 10. So it's like god damn you're on the vapor you're on mushrooms I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world. But now you're sitting in the corner crying. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. You know what?

Now that there's a bunch of new members, you know what I might do since I don't do any member content but I might do for members only I'll drop pictures of Miss Puerto R think i'll do that because like i said i don't know if she wants to come on the live stream or anything because she has no idea what this world is about. So for members only, I might drop some pictures of her since users seem to be so obsessed

with her. Surprised that I just want to see White Chick. Yes, she does, Duncan. Yes, she does Duncan yes she does and then I donkey punch her for speaking Spanish and I'm like don't speak that shit English

only no you always take cachupa always take cachupa never menudo Oh, you always take Kachupa. Always take Kachupa. Never Menudo. Ew, Menudo. The fuck is Menudo?

I know the group, but... Yeah, Cordy, she does. She does. Um, well, I can't, how about this? She might be nude in the pictures, but you won't see any of the itty, because I can't show that on YouTube, but. All right, here's a dope fight that happened in prison. There was this little white kid called Slim.

Skinny, blond-haired motherfucker. And this fat, black dude who was annoying as shit because all he did was spend time on the phone. They were both doing,

well, being charged with murder. And out of nowhere, fat, black dude just started swinging on Slim. But Slim didn't beat the shit out of the Fat Black Dude, all because he had movement and shit. Fat Black Dude, if he hit Slim with one punch,

the fight would have been over, but he was too fat and slow, so Slim fucking beat him up. Then all the guards ran in and they all make you go, Get down! beat him up then all the guards ran in and they all make you go get down then they tackle them both and then they have this moose spray shit that they spray you with they didn't spray them but they got moose spray shit you're convinced i broke into this broad department

and you have no idea who I am and that he's sick you know what I kind of like that narrative I'm nigga poppy now the guy who used to stream with Andy Dick, Jordana, are they fighting,

no, the phone, I told you, most of the goddamn fights were over the phone, her apartment is kind of shit, well, I mean, she is a Puerto Rican,

I mean, calm down people, that was better than? Well, I mean, she is a Puerto Rican. I mean, calm down, people. Oh, better than my last... I'm being... I might get charged with crimes for how bad my last apartment was, so... Can you interview the Puerto Rican? Maybe. Now, if you niggas donate enough through Streamlabs, I'll interview and do whatever, but... I don't know. If I see some donations tonight,

I'll talk to her on stream. I'll sit right in the bed with her. Talk to her. Yeah, I'll let you just ask her questions. That's if I see some Streamlabs donations during this stream, or when I get off the stream. The link is in the description, but yeah, what the fuck do I care? There's some questions I have myself. I've been too busy fucking to ask her questions.

It's suspect that a Puerto Rican would have a... Well, she's just by herself. Where's Bapa? Probably doing something for his birthday. Is she related to Louis? I got a feeling they're all related somehow. It's paradise compared to what our ancestors

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