The Yewneek Pod - Two shirts can't handle wokeness in video games! The kangaroo hates a social justice martyr!

Episode Date: January 9, 2022

Cumia is annoyed by the woke call of duty vanguard update.  Aiu vs Colin kapernick

Håkan Kåk Thank you. I'm gonna win, yeah, we're I'm gonna win, yeah, we're I'm gonna win, yeah, we're I'm gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win, yeah, we're Taking over, baby My name is Green Friend New York Outro Music Don't know where I am, yeah, where I'm

Don't know where I am, yeah, where I'm Takin' over heaven I know we've been through the house Don't know where I'm going Go now we are, yeah we are Go now we are, yeah we are Go I'm sorry. Yes, no, maybe I don't know Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now

You're not the boss of me now And you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now And you're not so big Life is unfair In the chat, what is good, what is up, what's popular? Let me move my camera a little bit. What is up?

By the way, I might need you to start hitting that Streamlabs link a little bit more. Because of a purchase I'm on the brink of making. Thanks to Navy Federal and the VA. It's the return of the Mac. Stop singing all the lyrics to the songs. His stand-up act stinks? I would assume so. But I will say that I'm about 80-20,

80 more likely, that come this time next month, I will be doing the live stream from a basement in my own house. Of course I remember when I end the streams. iPhone comes tomorrow. Scheduled for 9 a.m. to noon delivery. So,

it's not guaranteed, but like 80-20. I've owned a house before. I got my grandma's house when she was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and had to go live in a facility. And I just sold it right away.

This was young, single Kyle who was not paying fucking property taxes. I was chilling in an apartment. So I just sold that shit to have a couple hundred G's in my thing, but a nice piece of property has presented itself. A nice four-bedroom house. Upstairs in a basement, a front yard and a fenced- backyard. In Warwick, Rhode Island. A very nice place to live. Not like the jungle hell holes of Pawtucket and Providence. So Kyle might have to take up this offer. Now I already called dibs on it.

I'm transforming that basement. I gotta go see... Well, I'm not going. I'm sending Des and her mom to go see it. Tomorrow. And, uh... If it's to their liking. I just look at the fucking pictures online. That's all I do, so... But... Already talked to their liking. I just look at the fucking pictures online. That's all I do.

But, already talked to the VA. Navy Federal thing. We'll see. The other reason why I've tried to hold off on that though is now you know it's going to become a thing that I'm going to have to fucking consider the gas bill, the water bill the electric bill

property taxes Poverty taxes. But. It's Warwick. So. A lot. Let's just say. I'll be the only ethnic there. And it's right next to a beach.

I'm not trying to give specifics too much. If I get it, trust me, I'll give a tour. But this is going to be happening. If it happens, it's going to be within the next month.

Like I said, by this time, December. But oh, this is going to cost me a pretty penny. So like I said, hit that Streamlabs donation link as much as you can, motherfuckers. No bowling alley? No. Well, obviously I'll be streaming from the basement, but I also want to, I like, I want to do some cool shit to it. I want to get like a pool table down there. Some of those arcade game thingies. Whatever happened to him?

Oh, he tweets every once in a while. That nigga fucking works at Home Depot or something. The east side. Well, I don't quite know how Warwick works. Although this part of Warwick, my mom used to live around. So I know the area. I'll give up. It's near like Oakland Beach.

If you're a Rhode Islander, you know what that means, so it's around that area, please don't ruin a nice white neighborhood, Kyle, my fingerings did not do well, yeah, housewarming, no,

no pool, but of course I'll be buying a pool for the summers don't they have those ones now like back in the day they get an above ground pool you'd have to like go through a pool but don't they sell those ones they're like a thousand bucks where it's the same thing as an above ground pool you just got to put it together yourself and it's easy. I might just get one of those. Definitely going to get one of those, but a conglomerated mongrel. Are we splitting up? God, I wish so. I have to bring Des in her family? Her family?

Fuck no, not her family. Why would Mursh buy a house why would a single fat bald white man buy a house Mersh doesn't have the credit to buy a house. I think Scottie... Yeah?

Nigga, we're all jealous of Michael Jordan. His action figures. Mother-in-law has dibs in the fourth room the market's bad he lives in Tampa, Florida how's the market bad? like I said if this deal goes down for me

oh I'm spending a pretty penny do I have white man credit I have Asian man credit motherfucker fuck the white man I got Asian man credit, motherfucker. Fuck the white man. I got Asian man credit. I don't buy the Anthony Hernandez was gay thing.

The market is bad for buyers not sellers but it's Tampa Bay Florida like I said why would he get a house it's just him I'm only getting a house because first of all location location, location, location. Warwick, Rhode Island. Great location. Amazing school systems. Uh.

Yeah. No, we don't got blood diamonds. Cape Verdeans, we're fishermen. You gonna start a family soon? That would require getting a pussy. I should move to Florida? No. I've lived in Florida.

I'm all set. I'm all set. He's got enough paper. Does he? For a single guy? Yeah. Is there a liquor store down the street from it? Yeah.

Yeah. Nobody really lives in Florida? Yeah, I... Well, I was stationed in Florida. I had to go to a school there so and yeah I'm all set but alright I want to get in this comea thing first this and then we'll get in there going on no woke vanguard thing that's pretty good well good for her me and Opie did a commercial. You find that one? Oh, my God. It was for CBS Radio, Infinity Broadcasting, one of them.

No, I'm not kidding about it. The whole gist of the commercial was a fat joke with a fat girl, and we had a fat model with us. And I felt bad because we had to address how fat she was. But, again, she had a very pretty face. Here it is. Oh, my God, that's old. So what do you think?

Oh, my God. Does this dress make me look a little fat? No, definitely not. It's a huge ass that makes you look fat. What? Open the end, Anthony. Wow, where was that commercial played? Whatever markets we were in.

Yeah, Philly, Washington, New York, Boston. Yeah, that was the old days. We did a few commercials. It was pretty funny. We did one with Jim Norton for Sirius, if you can find that one. And there's a bunch of outtakes. And it's so fucking funny because I couldn't stop laughing at Jimmy. It was so fucking funny.

Which one was that? They set up something that wasn't even an XM studio. And they're like, yeah, just make like you're doing radio. And Jimmy will come in. Is the volume really low on this? Talk about how we're uncensored now or something. You have to fucking turn up my monitor. We also have some outtakes, but first, here's the next time commercial.

With cute Jimmy pants. Shoes. From here to here, Anthony. A lovely pair. Yeah, I know, but this doesn't play on the radio. Hey, idiots. Oh, wow. Yeah, I know, but this doesn't play on the radio. Can't let it. Hey, idiots. Oh, wow. Hey, idiots.

He's like Kramer right now. You're on XM, remember? She had a monster set of teeth. The Opie and Anthony show live and uncut on XM. The perfect holiday gift. Yeah. Right up until they get fat. I guess we're going to go right into the outtakes, too.

Yeah, we didn't get it in one take. A lovely pair. Pair of pants. No. Shoes. From here to here, a lovely pair. Yeah, this doesn't play on the radio. I was so skinny.

From here to here, Anthony, a lovely pair, you know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. I'll answer your question before you even give it to me. How about I do that? Do you think? Look at that. Hey, idiots.

Fucking back alley Tunisian knife fighter. This is XM. Oh, wow. Oh, well, well. Don't beat yourself up, it happens. There's no rules here, you silly geese. This is XM. Silly geese.

Oh, good point. Good fucking point. What's the matter with you guys? Right there, stop. Should I go there or should I stop there? I think you should stay. Holy fucking Ralph Cranman. And action.

Hey, guys, you can say whatever you want now. You're on XM satellite radio. Satellite. Hey, idiots, you can say whatever you want. You are... Fuck. Hey, guys, you can say whatever you want. This is XM Satellite Radio.

You know, I don't want to upset you, but this is XM Satellite Radio. Herky-jerky, Ben. Yes! Hey, guys, we's on satellite radio. And you can say whatever you want. Oh my God. Frank the Frown! He was doing all these characters back in the day. Frank the Frown! day. They're proud. Dad!

You can say whatever you want. You want a satellite radio? How do you know? Because I'm fat like a planet. Hello! Bring these bags of shit and acting lessons! Aw, shit. I hear him laughing in front of the door.

He fucking did that on purpose. It confused me. Well, shit, a monster set of tits. Mr. Faber-Sham, we can't talk about tits. Can't talk about tits. I don't know how long this goes on. She had a monster set of tits. Oh, what year was that?

That was 1908. It was some of the first talkies, they called it. Talkies. Back then. I guess that was 2005? Six or seven. Six or seven. I feel like you guys were in a good place there.

As far as I was concerned, we were in a good place right up until I got fired. I don't know. I was fucking, you know. Yeah, the vibe is good there. Making some cake. Yeah. Making some cake. But that's how it looked to everybody.

You know, everyone thought me and Opster were the best of pals. Not so much. Having Jimmy there was good, you know. Imagine if Obi was like, can we do one take where I'm spinning around brother man brother man it's XM satellite radio brother man yes it is brother man another man

brother man a couple of road sodas that's what he used to call them so we packed some road sodas brother man no that was me you know smile and fucking this is awesome i love everyone yeah having a great time good yeah the opster oh and i feel like so many of those like gym characters ultimately slid their way into chip yeah yeah

they they each one of them i think contributed somehow and some way to be the great chip chipperson um but you know i oh thank you you ripped out the jerky boy before you did you see it it's still there you have an instant replay probably uh-oh all right and meet like interaction requirements too right like you have to have over 100 people interacting. Yeah, yeah. You have to average 90 viewers live as you're doing the show. I thought that had something to do with chat too, and that's why they were always talking to chat.

I don't think so. From what I saw, it was you you gotta have a certain amount of uh hours uh and a certain amount of different days i think it's 25 hours in a 30 25 hours in a 30 day period over the course of 12 different days uh and then you need an average of 90 people in every stream that you've done over the course of those 30 days. Those are the three big ones. Wasn't John to become a Twitch partner?

Why don't you just talk to Shuley and Brent Hatley? They got Twitch partnerships. Just talk to them. Tell your guy to hook me up. Requirements. And I got everything except the 12 days. Because, you know, I'll stream for hours upon end. But it's usually...

Being a Twitch partner is like being a YouTube partner. You get paid off the ads. You know. Twitch affiliate. You get to have a substance but twitch partner you get money off the ads day i wonder if i do it at 11 o'clock and then it goes over midnight if that counts as two days or if i have to stop and stream and then restart it. Because that would be good. I usually do stream late. We had a couple of streams

over the weekend, the course of the weekend. That was fun. And I was going to stream last night. I was going to stream the new Vanguard. Yes. Call of Duty Vanguard. I've been rocking the shit on Vanguard, by the way.

I was going to stream. Yeah, here it is. Oh, my God. World War II action. And it's so accurate. You see? See how accurate? What was it?

I think that guy in the middle there was, he was at astroworld uh over the weekend i think he killed eight people his kd actually confused him for uh curtis lewa for a second yeah yeah with the he's got the maroon hat this game now i could actually buy the Russian girl. They did have Russian women. What was that movie where the chick from The Mummy played the Russian sniper chick and she got fucked? While the soldiers were sleeping? On the Eastern Front during World War II, a lot of Russian women were front line rifle women, snipers,

things like that. So I buy that. But there is, I swear to you, a black woman with a weave. A black woman character with jerry curled weave hair or something in the game.

There's another one with a short... Yes, and when you win, they do vote for your MVP now, and they do the whole thingy cinematic. Black woman hair. Look at this, dude. All right, there's a white guy. There's a pilot. There's a Russian girl.

So I could see that like i said ultra wide aspect ratio they got to sell something first of all i haven't seen any airplanes yet what the fuck what am i playing and like i said i was crazy about this game they're talking about nazis but they will not show a swastika. They keep showing, you know, that cross thing. But even on the Nazi flag, they put the cross. People. That's what it is. Call of Duty with shitty weapons.

Aircraft carrier. What? What? I would fly a plane. What do you got to tell me? Do you use a joystick? You better be able to. 20 multiplayer maps. Wasn't that that Owen Wilson movie where he got shot down?

No, that was behind the enemy line. Input latency. Yeah, I'm going to input my latency, you bitch. 4K KK graphics. Oh, the flamethrower is a pain in the ass. Customized performance. And, yeah, that's if you turn on all the cinematic effects which are terrible for uh multiplayer games every cinematic effect that they use to make it look cool

is terrible it uh motion blur uh shaky cam gotta turn that all off, like, depth of field, so like, it gets blurry, I'm trying to shoot people, I need everything crystal clear, whether it's a thousand yards out, or right in my face, I need a wide fucking focal length,

a long focal length, and, so, so I started playing it, much to some of my other pals' chagrin that I game with, like Chris and Vibe and Mel and all my little friends online

that we play Call of Duty Cold War multiplayer. And they're like, I'm not playing that fucking, and then bad words get thrown around, game. I'm not, why would I want to look at fucking as I play a video game? Just fill in the blank if you can. So, but they don't have a leg to stand on because they've been playing,

they went back to Rust. So, like, rust. So like, I'm just like, Hey faggot. Hey fag. When you, you know, when you want to play a game now,

I never played rust. I played apex legends once for eight. Once. These are games like call duties, the gold standard and the best. Why would you play any other? Playing Vanguard. And like I said, the PC nonsense, and I don't mean personal computer.

The wokeness in this game transcends any other game I've played as far as shoehorning in racial diversity into a historical scenario where it just wasn't this isn't you know Tuskegee Airmen it's not that by the way that would be a dope game one of my favorite games ever

and it was only on PC was Red Baron and Red Baron 2 World War I fighter pilot games, Tuskegee Airmen World War II fighter pilot games. That would be dope.

Eating fucking Tallahassee 28th or something, where it's, you know, this was a division of black men, commanded by a black man they literally won the war is combat oh my god that game with this shit you don't know about it because racism but no this is black women doing finishing moves kicking the teeth in of Nazis. Like the Hidden Figures type black women. Not, you know, Serena Williams, black woman.

And it's just appalling as far as it resembles... How is Rogue One not like the Call of Duty or Rogue One? How is Star Fox not like the Star Fox? They need to make a completely air-flying game. An air-flying first first person shooter mode you're sitting in a how does no company figure it out that's the game you're just in your plane

or jet or spaceship whatever genre how does no one figure that out nothing of World War 2 just nothing and I like a good accurate world war ii game uh one of the one of the first real multiplayer world war ii games that i really got into was battlefield 1942 and uh now you look at it the graphics are archaic and stuff but it was a game

like in the Battlefield genre where you can run around with a rifle. You see a jeep, you grab that, you drive. You find a plane or a tank. Battlefield 1. It was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. I fucking dug this game.

This was a really cool game. And there were such... There were only a few planes that you could get. And whenever you saw one and went to run for it, if someone was running for it and they were going to get it before you, you'd just throw a grenade at it, even though he's on your team.

And blow it up. Or you'd stick a fucking satchel back on it. And then right when he takes off... Bam! Fucking asshole! stick a fucking satchel back on it, and then right when he takes off, bam, you fucking asshole. Yo, what a fucking idiot. So this was cool because it was massive multiplayer kind of fun in different environments, and I like that.

And even this archaic kind of shit, it was a good, you know, this is desert warfare, North Africa, tank battles kind of a thing. And then good, you know, this is desert warfare, North Africa, tank battles kind of a thing. And then they had the Pacific Islands and stuff. And it felt World War II-y. You know? World War II-y. This fucking Vanguard

just put it on another planet. Just make it another planet where a diverse ship left Earth. Conventional weapons. I'm not saying laser weapons where a diverse ship left Earth. Conventional weapons. I'm not saying laser weapons or anything. They left Earth, and they're fighting a planet full of people that are exactly like humans. I'm playing Vanguard.

I hate World War II games. I hate the one. The only one I like in Call of Duty was that one. You know that map where niggas get a storm to the beach and you fuck them up? I like that. Because that's kind of what World War II was. But... Modern Warfare, the best series.

Another World War. A different World War. That I could get. Because to try to sell this game as a World War II game is retarded it really is there are some pictures if you maybe go through the trailer a little more you'll see some of the other characters the black women which are are just hilarious and then they got asian guy and uh chinese guy japanese guy hispanic then, you know, a regular white dude.

We got white dudes. And here's one of the funniest parts of their attempt at ushering in diversity into video games. Because if you listen to the chat, you just know damn well it is amongst the most racist shit you'll ever hear. Yep. Is the game audio. Before and after games. By the way, it better be. If I don't get someone calling me unique, you N-word motherfucker,

well, then I didn't do good. I love it when I get called N-word. Warming up in the bullpen, in the lobby, while you're waiting for the game to start. And then at the end of the game, when everyone gets to talk over each other, it is instantly the most offensive, racist shit you'll ever hear in your life.

I swear to you. And that's just going into my microphone. Thank you, folks. Here's what they're trying to do. They're trying to make it a diverse game. And I understand that. Whatever. But in their attempt to do it,

here's what happens. There's an MVP of the game who will vote after every single match. They'll show a finishing move. I want it one at a time. And it goes over to third of the screen. Middle.

One of the most kills. That's one of the worst captures. Then you're able to vote. Oh, I'm going to vote for the most kills in a match. Oh, I'm going to vote for highest KD. Oh, I'm going to vote for most headshots. Like, it'll be up three people are chosen Who wins every time the white guy I

Swear there'll be two black people and the white no lobbies. He's playing in Then you will be a ding and shit I think a racial and then you wouldn't be digging shit oh they wouldn't be digging racial um no depending on the cat cuz they'll be like most captures most kills

and spent time with their ally people usually vote for the nigga who got most kills or the dude who got

um I don't think it's racial at all. What races are you playing this game with, Kumi? That voting process, I don't find racist at all. They just go, and they do this for both teams, whether you won or lost.

Guy. And in a second, they put him up the voting starts but the white guy just gets all the votes so again in trying to show remember when they put out an ai an artificial intelligence that uh they had to take off because it was racist. It just turned racist. That's what happens here. The human analog just immediately goes, because the majority of people that play video games, I believe, are young white men, boys. And, you know, people like to

grab onto their own, you know? They like to support their own. Whether it's race, religion, fucking color, whatever. So, you got the way. I swear to God, Kumi's the only person playing the game this way. When you play a game with a bunch of randoms

and you hear black voices and shit but when it comes to the MVP voting what could they do for both win or lose nobody

goes on a race what is he talking about nobody goes on a race. This person had the most ED thing. Eliminations to death. This one had the best thing. This one carried our team.

There's not been one instance a black guy did really good but we're not voting him for MVP. That's never happened. So what is Kumiya trying to say guy and he's in there uh and then a couple of black guys or a black guy and a chinese man or something a white guy gets all the votes so again in trying to not be racist by inclusion they are showing how racist uh people really are i i think here you go

by the way half the people aren't talking in this because it's multiplayer not like war zone we need communication yeah oh look at look at her look at this weave dude she's got a wig on in in world war ii where was she i watched so many documentaries pauline buster arrives in a dangerous video all right that's uh the russian girl yes i am paulina paulina petra kova i have nice ass oh here's solange with her hippity-doo stylish pixie cut. Look at this. World War II. World War II. I remember this one.

I watched a movie, Saving Private Ryan. Remember that? How many black women? Like, oh, come on. Get up the beach. You got to get up the beach. That bloody scene at the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. I can't count the amount of black women that were charging up the beach you gotta get up the beach that bloody scene at the beginning of saving private ryan i can't count the amount of black women that were charging up that beach

so large i don't want to get my hair messy i don't know what you're talking about there it is this is from chicago by the way this is actual footage from the city of Chicago this weekend. And then we got a Japanese guy. Now, there were some Japanese in World War II, I hear tell. So that's okay, but they're fighting on the same side as the Americans, which I don't get. There's no, there it is, your regular standard white guy just moshing with a Nazi to some fucking screwdriver music. Roland.

I was shooting somebody. And Lucas. I play as Lucas, by the way. That's me. Yeah, yeah. I got my magazine in my face for some reason. I don't know who invented that. Here it is.

Look at this broad. I don't know. Beatrice kind of... Here it is. Look at this broad. I don't know. Beatrice. She just took down fucking Karen. Karen in World War II. And there's Arthur, motherfucker. Motherfucker. Yeah, there's Beatrice.

This is Karen. Or as we have been told, how soccer moms defeated tyranny back in 1945. Who is this for, though? Like, a girl that plays this, are they like, there are no girls, I can't play Call of Duty. Dude, girls basically don't play Call of Duty. They play Warzone.

But it's not because there isn't a girl character. No, no, it's not. It has nothing to do with that. I guarantee, and I've noticed this from last night, the girl characters are being played by dudes. Because the name is like, oh, a young lady named herself Lick My Balls 316. Yeah? That's the character name, and it's Beatrice. Oh, right. Suck my fat cock. 82-90 is Beatrice.

Yeah, it's just a young lady from the Philadelphia area. But there it is. That's, yeah. If you think about it, it's actually more gay to pick a guy because you're staring at his ass the whole game. Only in third person. Oh, third person. That's true.

I play, yeah, first person. Yeah, yeah. There are a couple of third person games I didn't mind. But most of them, I like first person perspective. Hate third person, it's gay. Fortnite's third person, it's so dumb. That looking and then you gotta turn him

and move him, and I'd rather just do that as this perspective. People say, well, you could peek out from corners better, and you could see if someone's coming up behind you better. That's not how you go. Oh my god, I'm looking down on someone. Ah, this is so realistic.

I'm just moving my player around. Might as well play chess. That's stupid game for morons. You got any more of the characters? Because I didn't. All right. Constance. Constance.

Padmavita. All right. Constance is. I feel like we didn't get a good look at her yet. Oh, there she is. Okay. All right, Constance is blessed. I feel like we didn't get a good look at her yet. Oh, there she is. Okay. All right, this is a lesbian. Constance is the World War II bull dyke that we all remember.

If they gave her pink hair, she'd be a soccer chick. Of Sicily. And, yeah, yeah. You remember her story. She lied about her gender and enjoyed the services. Right, right. She got a sporty Twilight movie hairdo. They're going to tell during boot camp where they fucking inspect you.

With a vampire, and now she's fighting. Constance, I guess, is a Greek girl. She has authentic Greek features. Well, they spelled it. This is how woke they are. They spelled it black, too. It's like the end of that rifle. Her asshole looks just like

the fucking barrel of that rifle. And it's rifled, too, so your dick kind of twists as it goes into her bunghole. All right. Who else do we have? Padmavati. Is this a Russian?

No, this is like an Indian. All right. She's part of the Indian now the Indians were involved I don't know how many women I don't know unless that's a transgender person I'm certain they must be a transgender in World War II a little more

Padmavati there she is yeah that's an Indian she's got a big hairy pussy a little more Padma there she is yeah that's Indian she got big hairy pussy I bet under I bet she's got a big fucking big hairy pussy well there are your there you got you got a choice of two regular white dudes that

you know were 99.9% of World War II sorry just the way it was That, you know, were 99.9% of World War II. Sorry. Just the way it was. From the American side, a lot of Italians, a lot of Irish, a lot of Jews. I say Italian. That's who was fighting. In Europe, it was very homogenous back then. The soldiers from England were English. The surrendering soldiers were French. North Africa, there were some Arab soldiers that I think the Germans had conscripted.

But, you know, you know what the whole German thing was, the white fucking Aryan superiority. I think if they would have won the race, the war, the race war, I don't think many Indians would have been paid and offered a spot in the new, amazing, futuristic Berlin that Speer was going to build. By the way, Berlin, dope map on Vanguard. Or his Fury. Big map. And I guarantee that none of those women you see on there would have been part of anything, regardless of who won.

Now, I'm surprised there weren't Japanese women, because I believe they, too, did fight, especially toward the end of the Pacific campaign, where the Japanese knew they were pretty much done for. And a lot of civilians were gearing up for a Tokyo invasion. And a lot of these women, they grabbed guns, too.

A lot of their men were dead already. But this is just hilarious. I will be playing tonight online. I will Twitch tonight Vanguard. So go to the Twitch channel. It's twitch.tv slash Akumia. Twitch.tv slash Akumia. Subscribe now, by the way, and you'll get a message when I log in, and then you'll be able to pop right on. But I have to show everyone how crazy this is. I thought it sucked immediately,

but last night I played until 6. Tonight, why are we arriving now? I was up until 6 a.m. playing this. Again, to the chagrin of my group that I do game with, as they fagged out on Rust, sucking each other's cocks in their built houses that'll be destroyed when they wake up. Great game. Good game.

They're trying to get me back into it. And they go, dude, there's servers where you can get like 100 times the resources for every one resource you get in a normal server boosted servers boosted servers i'm like oh that sounds great so everything just happens faster you could build something faster but everyone else could build something fast and before you know it everyone's got rocket launchers everyone's got fucking that and they just go blowing up everyone's house so you build something You don't even toil at it. There's no real, like, ah, my accomplishment.

And so, you know, it all balances out at the end. I would rather, if I did play Rust again, I'd rather just put a dick in my ass and then play the normal server with a dick in your ass because it's gay, Chris. It's gay chris it's gay um so i was playing by the way compound media people you're done gina brisconti chrissy mayer you're on the show today you're done You're fucking done. The second he goes to South Carolina and finds New York producers,

Garrett and all you niggas, you're done. And how they don't realize they're done is shocking to me. It's beyond me. Cool, you're in the studio. I'll still keep the New York studio. Yeah, the dude's leaving New York.

And one of his complaints is taxes. He's gonna keep your reason to pay taxes. A few dummies. I don't know about behind the scenes people. The only reason why people subscribe to Kumi is for Kumi. They should know they're dumb. But about Garrett and E-Rock and all you do is, yeah, unless you're willing to move to South Carolina

right now, you're done. You're gonna meet a dude, we already have him, why not? He's going to do the Anthony Cumia show in South Carolina. And you go, oh, I do my show in South Carolina. If he only subscribed to Compound Media

for the Anthony Cumia show, you niggas are done. So if anyone in your organization was smart, you would say, all right, come on, I'm moving to South Carolina with you. anyone in your organization who is smart, you would say, all right, can we have a movie in South Carolina with you? None of yous are. You're getting rid of me, New York people.

I'm talking to behind-the-scenes people right now. Garrett and them. Garrett, buy a house and apartment in South Carolina if you want to still be employed. Duh. This is a duh thing. Remember I called Dave Lindau and I was like,

oh, Steven Crowder's taking him two months before it fucking actually happened. I'll give you what's happening. I didn't play Homeboy's video. What's his name? I'm going to get a shout out, though.

What's his name? He did a video. Apparently, it's a baseball game. Yeah, what's his name? Singer for Funny. They're trying to do a stand-up gig at a baseball game. I saw, like, three tickets. I'm not cool with anything they're doing now, you know what I mean?

Check out Speaker Remy's video. I don't even know what the audience is saying. He said, don't let off the New York York that he's coming with ties in New York. He even said he's moving this out to where he's active. Do you think he had a thing, came to Maine, attacking New York? When I assume, I work for bit of time, I understand that. But apparently, apparently I'm fucking retarded.

When I bought the hit in New York, I wasn't attacking at any point. Like, you're getting yourself a car ride, you're getting a new studio, you're getting a new crew, what are you, gonna do the best jobs? Are you fucking retarded or something? the new studio with a new crew. We should go ask Jobs. Are you fucking retarded or something? I would ask myself that question. Do you really think you can have studios?

I don't think he said he did. I'm not gonna ask him if you really think he is. Do you really think... You know, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I really think... I really think... I really think... Of course not. No. No. No.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm not joking. okay it's been in the news and it's time i address it i have not liked colin kaepernick for ever ever since i heard him open his mouth and it wasn't because of what he said it's i mean he's just so deeply unimpressive as a thinker, as a speaker, and now as a wannabe civil rights leader. It's all garbage. There's nothing behind it. There is no substance.

And you can cut through this veneer of nobility like you could punch through that ridiculous mulatto afro he has. This is one of the least black dudes in the world, standing on top of centuries of black trauma, exploiting it for personal gain, and pretending like he's a victim of it. Meanwhile, he's gone from average quarterback to outright, full-on race vultureulture profiteering off it all and with the help of many others i mean it's not just him he couldn't have done it alone one of the people that helped him was my former bruin sadly ava duvornay who has gone from one black thing to another she tried mainstream stuff that wasn't black related but no she's back to her blacktivism. I have no bench quarterback.

I'm going to protest starting. I'm going to protest when it's starting. And they put together, I've seen a couple episodes, it's utterly shit. This thing called Colin in Black and White. Here's the teaser. And we're going to talk about it. And then we're going to talk about the people who are talking about it. Life puts us on a path, sometimes narrow, sometimes winding.

By the way, look at this faggot. You don't know how to rock an afro. Look how sad you are. So, okay. Uh, this teaser is just a bunch of meaningless phrases that are meant to be poetic or profound they're not so he didn't write this but okay life puts us on a path sometimes narrow sometimes winding wait couldn't it just be a narrow winding path what does that even mean okay yeah life has twists and turns. Thanks, Colin. Very deep. That's a compelling thought.

But always ours. When we're young, we're told that the world is ours. By the way, Colin Kaepernick wishes he looked like the kid they cast to be him. That we should figure out our path and take our shot. Colin Kaepernick looks like Saudi Arabia. Colin Kaepernick looks like Osama Bin Laden. He doesn't even look black. Colin, by the way,

his actual mom is white and his dad, his dad looks like Saudi Arabia or something. Then one day, we realize that the game we're playing is someone else's. Yeah, then one day we get cornrows. And apparently this was a huge moment in this kid's life because he met a black dude. And he's like, ooh, yeah, that's right. I am black.

Let me get some cornrows. Even though, you know, the guy is half black, half white. His parents left him, put him up for adoption. He's adopted by white people. He lives in a white town. You know, the guy's very, very white. But typical with an identity crisis mulatto type, they try to lean in on something that makes them special.

And for him, it's, oh, look, I got this extra thing, this little superpower, and it's my blackness. And even though I barely adopt the black culture and i've been raised by whites i'm gonna pretend like deep down inside of me i am like the darkest dude ever to the point where when he my mom's a blonde haired white lady so you would assume i'm the same boat as these dudes but i'm not only because i was born and raised in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. My dad's Cape Verdean, is Cape Verdean Central. So it might be different with them, you know, black dude, white mom. Of course a black dude left. But for me, everyone's Cape Verdean around here. White mom, but I'm still in the Cape Verdean thing

because everything around here is Cape Verdean. Maybe that's the problem with them. Right in our identity shit because there's no reason to bother around Cape Verdeans. And I'm Cape Verdean. And we have, bio thing where we look like each other cause we're so mixed.

We're so mixed, the mix doesn't matter. Like Desi's dad was black as fuck and her mom was white as fuck and Desi's dad was black as fuck, and her mom was white as fuck, and Desi's white. My mom is the same thing as Desi's mom, blonde hair, blue eye, white jake. I look exactly like my dad. But my dad's Creole. So... That's another weird aspect of it. He recently did a showcase of his abilities to try to get back into the NFL.

He was wearing a t-shirt that said Kunta Kinte. All right, this is like an SNL sketch of the most desperately seeking to be black mulatto dude in the universe. And we're about to talk about his attempt to combine slavery with the NFL. And if you don't know who Kunta Kinte is, that's the slave name of the main character from the film Roots. So Colin Kaepernick is living out the trauma of what it would have been to be a slave. He considers himself to be like Kunta Kinte. He's wearing pan-African flags, like this dude's from Africa. Guy's from Central California, from like a middle-class white family. And really what this special comes down to,

a lot of it, is just a rah-rah for blacks and black culture. So he'll dip into like, the history of hip hop randomly, or just like, here's a black guy from the past who did something. And so there is an audience out there that looks at this and just goes, here's a black guy from the past who did something. And so there is an audience out there that looks at this and just goes, yeah, we are awesome, aren't we? Blacks are amazing and we're being oppressed by whites. And yeah, remember slavery? Remember those whites, they did that slavery thing? Yeah, you go, Colin. You're one of us. You're a black and we're awesome. And Colin loves it. It works for him because he's sitting there going, I'm awesome. I'm a freaking role model. I'm a freaking icon. That's what he thinks of himself.

What did he accomplish? A whatever football career. And then what? He took a knee? He took a knee and now he's the mulatto Rosa Parks. I mean, if you can't see through that this is total nothingness, then you need to recalibrate because this is nothing.

In this game, we can't speak our truth. In this game, it feels like the only choice we have is theirs. Right. So he's loosely referring to the fact that there are rules in life. So if you are an employee, you cannot just speak your truth and do whatever the fuck. You're not king of the world, Colin Kaepernick. So yeah, no one can do whatever they want. Like there are rules in society, at work, etc.

But okay, you're going to change the rules. And what are those rules now? But we can change the game. We can write new rules. Radiate our joy. Take back our power. Radiate our joy. That's great. All right. So this is just black excellence, guys. It's black joy. And the white people are trying to suppress all that. We say don't radiate your radiance or what was it? Right. And this is coming from, by the way,

a multimillionaire, a dude who has just a ton of money. For what reason? You got me. I mean, the guy lucked out in life like you wouldn't freaking believe. And by the way, he was put to where he is because of the fact that he was raised benevolently by a couple of white people in a white community.

And now what is he doing? Shitting on white people? Being a race vulture? Pretending he's the blackest dude since, you know, Shaft? It's just total nonsense. And find our purpose. That's our path. Believe in your path. And by doing that, we can become who we're destined to be.

Right. So he's talking about destiny and reclaiming power. And he says, that's our path. Who's the our there? Which 50% of your racial background were you talking to? Is this a message for little white kids to grow out an Afro and to pretend like they're something they're not? You're a fucking joke and a fraud. And this guy doesn't have the goods. And I think even his handlers know that.

So even the people that made this, they're like, shit, this guy can't think. He has nothing to say. He can't think. He has nothing to say. He can't speak. He has no charisma. He's unoriginal. He's like a mulatto Karen. He's what you would expect some mulatto dipshit to be saying during the shit show that is the racial awakening, which is really a money grab.

And it's a gold rush for people like Ava DuVernay and everyone else who's trying to cash in on this. Deeply embarrassing. But one of the things that made the rounds was the opening scene from this. I think it's like six episodes. But the opening scene, he just comes right out and goes, remember slavery? Right. So a dude lived most of his life in the 21st century, and he talking about slavery and like hey remember blacks were in slavery well um blacks are in the nfl so consider that man i mean the

optics of that isn't that weird like seeing blacks in the nfl kind of reminds me of slavery a little bit and i don't think i'm over it and the news covered it and here's what they said his take a knee protests rocked the nfl and now now Colin Kaepernick's causing controversy with his new Netflix series in which he compares the way the NFL scouts for players to the slave trade. Here's Les Trent. Colin Kaepernick is at the center of a new controversy over this scene from his new Netflix series, Colin in Black and White. Actors playing prospective NFL players who dramatically turn into slaves headed to the auction block. Okay, I mean, this is so comically stupid. Think of this, though.

They lead with this. This is the first scene in their stupid show. So they're that confident with this. And it's like they shoot their load right at the beginning, which is like, hey, we're about to talk about race. Slavery. Remember? Slavery, guys. Slavery.

Remember? Yeah. Slavery. And it's like, so fucking what? And this whole notion, they poke and prod. No, they don't. They do not poke and prod you. Hey, you see that running back?

Yeah, let's test his vertical leap. Okay. After that, let's just poke him. What? Yeah, just poke him. See what he thinks of it. They do not prod. They do not poke. Yes, they examine you. Why wouldn't they? There's a reason for the combine. It's to assess whether or not they want to invest millions of dollars into you to hire you for their team. You are a product used in a sport. Everyone else gets

assessed for every other job. You're not special. I mean, talk about a message for a generation. You're not special. I mean, maybe to be kind, it's you're not special until proven otherwise or until earned. But this whole generation of like, oh, I'm entitled. I'm young. I'm invincible. I deserve everything. I'm hot shit. It has all been inflated by social media. So if you have fans, it goes straight to your head. And I can tell you that as a person who never had fans and now has fans. And if I was younger, when I started getting fans, it would have blown my head up to such, well, to that degree right there. That's what I would have looked like. In other words, people are not equipped for this and they drink their own Kool-Aid and they are so up their own ass that there is no redemption

arc. They're too far gone up their own ass. All that is left is to remind them that they ain't shit, they're not special, and they can go fuck themselves. Yep, the former NFL player compares the league's draft process to the slave auction block. The NFL scouting combine happens every February. Prospects for the NFL draft attend a week of skill and endurance tests. At one stage, all players are weighed and measured wearing only shorts. Before they put you on the field, teams poke, pride, and examine you, searching for any defect. Yes, Colin, if you have a defect, if you go up there and you have a broken leg you just tore your acl and they're like oh yeah i don't think we're gonna hire you because the job is

that you have to be able to run and jump and do stuff i like how he's looking at us earnestly like going hey there's this thing that happens that is totally logical and makes perfect sense can you believe it slavery that might affect your performance no boundary respected no dignity left intact no dignity i was stripped of my dignity because guys tested me i like that so what are college entrance exams sats and whatnot oh man they stripped me of my dignity they tested me they asked me questions it crazy. It was almost like they wanted to ascertain if I had talent or ability or I don't know. It was weird. Fuck them. And what do you mean no boundary respected? We don't go up your ass. There's no ass play in the combine. So what are you talking about? Not a single person thinks that it's undignified. You're

there voluntarily, Colin. And you're there because you have greed because it's a ridiculously great opportunity to make a fortune. And what you had to jump through a couple of hoops before they gave you the millions. Oh, poor Colin. Hey guys, um, millionaire athletes in the modern day, they stick their arms out sometimes. And also slaves once stuck their arms out. Also modern day blacks, they breathe. Slaves used to have to breathe too. Is that weird? Like when you break it down, the commonalities between today and slavery, unbelievable. Also, isn't it fun just to remind the audience, slavery, white people, slavery, whites, they did that to us. We're victims, fuck whites. I mean, talk about being

subtle in playing that note. Oh my God. That's why this is over the top and by the way, i'll mention it now Not all black people are on board with this There's a huge segment of blacks who see this for what it is and they're like colin First of all, you're barely fucking black second of all, you're not making a point here You're a pampered multimillionaire bitching about having to do something before getting a job That pays you a king's ransom i mean blacks are like dude i'm into black power and shit but this is fucking ridiculous the scene cuts back and forth between slave owners and coaches on fox news a former nfl player slammed kaepernick a process

of someone living their dream going to the national League, comparing that to slavery, it's gone overboard. The film's co-creator, Ava DuVernay, appeared on CBS Mornings. Co-anchor Nate Burleson, a former NFL player, weighed in. I remember going to pro days in the combine, sitting there with my shirt off and shorts, and them seeing how big my hands were and how happy I was once I got on the scale. The difference is slavery was free labor. Now, these young men and women who come from circumstances that might be harsh have a chance to reset financially. What? The only difference is it was free versus paid. So the NFL is slavery. It's just they get paid. I mean, there's like a million

differences to the point where there's nothing similar aside from the fact that they're both black or majority black. I mean, the NFL has non-black players who go through this. You don't hear them bitching 25% of the league. Imagine some white guy, he's taking the IQ test that they give players at the beginning to see if they're not total morons. And he's like, I was being tested, man. It was crazy it reminded me of the spanish inquisition you know because my people we have that generational trauma from the spanish inquisition and uh you know i just it's wrong and i'm gonna make a docu-series about it okay and then if you can't see this there's a bunch of guys who are getting checked

out at the combine with their shirts off and then they walk out of the combine and into a graphic of them with chains on them being auctioned off as slaves. I'm not kidding. This is what Netflix is producing. And people bidding on them. Okay, I can spot a few differences. One, slaves were called slaves because they were not paid. Because they were literally enslaved. Not they volunteered into an NFL combine where they then got paid millions of dollars based on their physical abilities

but colin kaepernick conflates the two which is more vulgar for the united states saying that the nfl combine is equivalent to actual honest to god slavery or saying let's go brandon ready to do 100 so next up, best one we got. 500. Yeah, that's what's going on. Just think about that for a second. That'd be Roots. What's your name, boy? What's your signing bonus we're about to offer you?

10 million. 15 million. Damn it, fullback. Just go down to $12. You're starting too high on the deal. All right. $13 million. No, boy.

Be a good fullback and take your $10 million signing bonus. What's that? That running back's trying to get away. He's 12 years a running back. $126 million contract. Six years of capping it for sucking. I'm pretty sure that if you were a slave who sucked, you got a bullet in the head or they ran you over with a tractor plow. None of the slaves, by the way, in that auction became multi-millionaires in the deal.

Those bids that you heard were not going to the slaves when they were bidding for it, okay? And by the way, the reason that they poke and prod, they give you a mental exam to make sure you're not crazy. Vince Young, sorry, we missed one. And then they give you all the physical exams. Well, hey, listen. How many bitches have to be beaten in an elevator for you to seed some

territory? Alright, let's dive into just a random clip from this thing because it's so bad. Like, this slavery comparison is laughable and just like beyond parody, but the actual thing was trash. And here's a scene. Hey, I'm Dwayne, man. I'm Colin. Stupid. Oh, yeah, yeah, we just knew that handshake because that's just a black thing. Right, right.

Yo, hey, y'all settle down. I'm not trying to get kicked out again. Again? They threw us out of here a year before last. They didn't let us stay here last year. What? Why? Oh, Colin, I'll explain it to you because whites suck and they're racist and the blacks didn't do anything.

Hey, Keith, Jontavious, I only want to know what we did to get kicked out last time. Why you think? We're being black. Right. Great theory. Any evidence? Say we were loitering and making our guests uncomfortable? And the white people were making me uncomfortable. Yeah, fucking whites. And I like that little head coming forward. You want a headbutt?

Yeah, us English folk, we know our headbutts too. I got a big old dome and I'll bash that fucking head and crush it like an egg but um anyway yeah nice threat of violence there hey um i have a theory and i think it's that you were fucking around last year there and i think they were totally justified in kicking you out how many times have we heard the bullshit story that blacks did not do something and they clearly did that's the one message that's the message of the frigging 20th century is that they did do and yet they hide they hide behind slavery and ooh don't we get the victim points from that nah bitch you weren't a slave motherfucker and instead what here's what they do they hear a story like oh we got kicked out why because we were black.

And they're so either dumb or weak or lacking in character that they agree with that notion. And they don't even challenge it. And they go, that makes me feel good. I'm oppressed. I'm a victim. Now, this is not exclusive to blacks. This is a human characteristic. And we see it among whites, among the young, the zoomers. Oh, I'm victimized.

Oh, my pronouns, all that shit. victimized oh my pronouns all that it's the same weakness but it's being exhibited here in this little clip my mom we didn't do nothing no we didn't do nothing there it is the classic nah homie you did do something let's go check the hotel security cams and i guarantee you let's interview the eyewitnesses guaranteed they did something i'm sorry that I messed up. It is what it is. Coach said you got to pick your battles. So we stay here, get our win, and bounce.

But it don't bother your team though, huh? Not all of us. Man. Incredible acting. Wow. Yeah, it's a must watch okay but that goofy colin kaepernick wish he looked like that young child actor check this out things got a little crazy uh the view they decided to cover this and i don't know how else to describe this totally batshit but what would we expect just understand that millions of people watched the following video. Take it away, Whoopi.

Colin Kaepernick's limited series, Colin in Black and White, uses imagery that compares It's Whoopi Goldberg, I vote for nothing but Democrats, but say it's going to lower my taxes. The NFL draft to the slave trade, and some people are outraged by this. So should they be outraged by this comparison? Some people, everyone should be. I love how this is like open for debate. Is the NFL like slavery? And of course there's a mulatto on this cast.

And guess where she comes down on this? It's art. It was a very artistic scene. It's fiction. Oh, so there's a non-answer from this white mom. So she just slides in and goes, it's art. That's not the question. Should you be outraged?

And by the way, people are outraged for another reason, not just that this is a ludicrous comparison. Like you couldn't be further away from slavery than being an NFL millionaire. It's the last thing to compare to slavery. But really the core of it, what it comes down to, they just don't like white people. And if black people are being examined, they psychologically are triggered by the optics of that and it reminds

them of slavery i mean that's how frail and insecure they are as human beings those who are but other people like black people are like how dare you invoke slavery which was a terrible thing that people had to endure and have the audacity to compare that or the negrosity or the mulattosity to diminish what actual slaves went through by comparing it to a frigging NFL combine. Hey, could you run from here to there? Hey, can you jump from here to there? Hey, can you bench press this? Oh, thanks for that. We took a few notes. See you on opening day and congratulations. You're a millionaire. You compared that to slavery. What an insult to slavery. Yeah, it's not a documentary. Well, Ava DuVernay is such a beautiful director.

Her work is so it. No, not at all. She's a shit director. Like I didn't know what to expect when I first got in and as I'm watching, there's a powerful display in the beginning. I don't know anything about- To be honest, I saw the woke bullshit. NFL draft, this is Colin... I'm worried I can ignore woke bullshit and just watch a show for a show.

I never wanted a Liberty Series to be that bad because I liked the football story. The woke bullshit was woke bullshit, but... ...story, so I'm not... Wait, you don't... Look, I mean, can she back out of this any more than she is right now? I don't know anything about the NFL draft. It's not fucking slavery. It's not even remotely close to it.

Why can't she make an opinion about this? And this is perfect, like, bending of the knee white person, and especially a woman, especially a woman on television. She is there to make friends and get Instagram followers and make money. She's not there to ruffle feathers or to say anything that's going to rock the boat. So if she gets out there and goes, slavery, that's ridiculous. They should be ashamed of themselves. This is racial manipulation. They're trying to profiteer

off black trauma and they're trying to stoke up racial division. And the claim itself is ludicrous on its face. So instead she backs out of saying anything like that and just goes, look, I'm just a white girl and I don't know anything. It looked artistic and I appreciate it and slavery bad. I believe him on what he felt. The thing that I have a bigger problem with is the sport itself. And this isn't a popular take on football. And this is just a non-point, totally tangential.

She's talking about concussions and she's like, I think concussions are bad and I'm anti-concussion. OK, no one's talking about that. But having grown up in a football area, I can't imagine the world without it. But at the end of the day, with what we know about head injuries right now, CTE is in 99% of the brains of kids who played as low as high school, but mostly college and NFL. So when you watch the sport itself, sometimes I now knowing that sit and watch these players and they're slowly just killing each other. And for sure, it reminds you of the gladiators and coliseums watching them. So yeah. And also they have agency. They know the risks. It's up to them and they make a fortune. I mean, the average career of an NFL

player is three years. So get in, make the money. Good luck to you. It's highly competitive. I mean, if you want a fallback plan, do something else. But they have agency. Stop stripping them of agency. It's not a far stretch that the trading felt like a slave trade. If I look at the sport and feel like there's something so wrong with allowing this to no amount of money. No one pressures them. I know they're not forced to go into the NFL. I've been covering the NFL for 25 years. Nobody forces these guys to play. Wait, that is a sideline reporter, Michelle Tafoya. Yeah, she's deeply involved in football and has been for decades. And she's sitting there going, this is total bullshit. Stop being a pussy and just recognize that these guys are profiteering

off this shit. And they're living lives of luxury based on playing a little game a stupid game they go into the i thought that the the way that it was introduced in the colin kaepernick thing was it is his story kneeling was part of his story i give colin all the credit in the world for taking a stand he didn't stand that's the whole point oh you're so brave colin so amazing taking. Only after you get benched. And I will stick to this. I will stick to this conspiracy. He sat. Because the original thing was sitting on the bench instead of kneeling.

After he got benched, and he sat on the bench, you know, like, why are you just sitting there and not standing up? Then he came up with something. I'm protesting black bullshit. No, you're protesting that you got benched, nigga. Oh, police brutality. Great.

I support free speech a thousand percent. But I thought comparing it to the slave trade was a little rough. It did the trick. It got a lot of attention about this special. Yeah, negative attention, calling it out for being a total joke but these guys enter willingly they are the most well cared for people yes they play a hard sport and every one of them black white latino whoever is playing the sport will tell you how much they love it and they're willing to do it and they make a damn good living i will tell you i um and here's the mulatto and uh let me tell you um i interviewed him and you want to see something

hostin claiming she's black latina or something she's a rich kid she's a lawyer who said who thinks um hate speech is illegal. She's a dummy. See the cover? Look at the cover of Ebony magazine. I mean, wait, how much black blood do you have to have in you to be on the cover of Ebony? And look at this afro just flowing in the wind.

Oh, I'm black. How do we know, Colin? Is it by your hook nose or your white skin? No, no, it's by the afro. Oh, okay. Tease it out a little more. The fatter that afro, the blacker you get, I guess. I swear to, it's by the Afro. Oh, okay. Tease it out a little more. The fatter that Afro,

the blacker you get, I guess. I swear to God, Colin saw the Arabian. I loved this special. I thought it was artfully done. I thought it was impactful. I'm glad that he gets to tell his story. By the way, she claims to be religious,

but it's for abortion. Story. Yeah, it's such an amazing story, guys. It's one for the ages. A kid grew up, went to high school, played football, played football in college, then went to the NFL. And then he stopped playing football. Oh, right. He took a knee because Black Lives Matter.

So, I mean, like, I think that's an epic tale. It could have been from the Bible. He finally, because everyone else. When he got benched. When he was starting, he said, fuck them niggas. When the second he got benched. Bible. saying you benched me and you go uh black lives matter i guess else has sort of co-opted the story but the headlines that are coming out of it instead of his story is oh my goodness colin kaepernick uh compared the nfl combines to to slavery and that's all that anyone is talking about it Yeah, talk about the rest of it.

It sucks. But again, this is the first scene. And it's so... Colin Kaepernick is a rich white kid. This is what I got from the show, by the way. He's black. And they did this fake thing. You know, he's getting his driver's permit

and the cops pulled him over and the white parents are like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That never happened. He was a black kid adopted by rich white people. There was no, he got pulled over by the cops or anything like that. He only rocked the Afro in the last year.

He looks, like I said, he looks Saudi Arabian. They thought he was one of the rich Saudis or Pakistanis in their neighborhoods. I guess, stop, that wasn't racial shit. They never thought he was black, they thought he was Saudi Arabian. So ridiculous and over the top, it deserves to be mocked. And that is unfortunate. But if you really watch this series, and I implore people to, what he says during that comparison is,

what they don't want you to understand is what's being established as a power dynamic. What do you mean being established? It is established. There are power dynamics everywhere. This is like doing a documentary going, you know, when you go to school, here's what they don't tell you. You walk in there and there's a power dynamic in that school. The teacher has authority over you and so does the principal.

Yeah, okay. And so do cops. And so does the military. And so does, you know, like there's not a point there. There's a power dynamic in the NFL? Yeah, you fucking jackass, of course. Oh, I'm sorry, Colin. Do you want the power?

Is that to give the power to the people? Jesus Christ, it's an infantile thing to say. Before they put you on the field, teams poke, prod, and examine you, searching for any defect that might affect your performance. No boundary respected, no dignity left intact. Asshole. we draw the line at and i will yes and that's why the league is supposed to be black the dummies are arguing against why the league is supposed to be black you don't know her Ryan donated $38. Yeah, that's why. We are the only way.

I don't know what you want to talk about. I don't know. I don't know what you want to say. We'll tell you that, you know, my son is not playing football now, but he did part he was recruited to play football for college. I hate her so much. I hate this kind of thing. now, but he did part he was recruited to play football for college. And I saw the combines for the first time and did it remind you of slavery, you poor, poor mulatto? They were measuring his wingspan.

Yeah, so? It's important to To know that I'm working with her again, so she can do black. I don't even know what that sounds like. To know that... They had him jump up and down to measure something that's called a vertical jump. Something called a vertical jump. She married a white guy, too. Of course. I think we under...

I don't know. I'm dead. I think we have to... Uh, uh, uh... Uh, no... Des! Des! Des Ray! Did we get ordered or not? Was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered?

We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered?

We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? We didn't get caught, was it ordered? Yeah, Kyle. Man, Kyle, was it ordered? I don't know if it was ordered. I didn't even know how to move on.

Wait, uh, Des! What? Was it ordered? It was not streaming. Was it ordered? Yes! It was ordered. So they're gonna get it delivered. Wait. I don't want to... I don't even know why I'm here.

I don't even know why I'm here. What's your order? I'm asking you to order or not. Wait, yeah. I'm asking if I ordered or not. I said yes, so stop bothering me. Right, yeah. I didn't order. I'm ordering it. I think the United States is going to work with it.

If it was ordered, we could call and tell them when it comes. Can you wait a second, Kyle? Can you just shut the door and stop bothering me right now? What are you saying I'm shutting the door? I'm waiting on a beat of breath and what Des is going to say. God. Three believe her and then him and four want to know. Alright, it's a line. Alright, got it.

Hey, what are you doing? Hey, I'm reading. So, what are you going to have fun? I'm going to have fun. I don't know whether I know. Alright, here it is. Hey, what are you doing? You're on your phone. I'm going to go to the water, alright? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Alright Des. What? It ain't any bullshit whether with an order or not. I'm doing a stream based on this.

Is that intelligent or not? Moving on longer, like no, of course. We're doing it with but was it ordered or not? I don't know. We're going to end this or not? Oh my God, give me a little, give me a little word. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Ordered or not? Des, was it ordered or not. Dad, was it ordered or not? Stop asking me the same damn question! What good answer? Yes I did! I told you to leave me alone! That's an answer. So was it ordered?

No, it wasn't ordered. There you go, Kyle. No, it wasn't. Jesus Christ! No, it wasn't. Baby it wasn't. No it wasn't. No it wasn't. No it wasn't. No it wasn't. No it wasn't. So I've got to end this stream.

So I've got to end this stream. So I've got to end this stream. This is back in here. Of course you're going to go like... Of course you're gonna have to go home right now. Oh, who is this woman over there? I don't know what to do. Thank God I don't want to make a dummy of anything. Thank God I don't want to do that.

I'm really not hungry. I'm still hungry like cunt. Why? Because I'm hungry. I don't know. Either way that shit ends. There's no end there. I'm going to smash it in there. What's going on here? What are we doing here?

What's going on there? What's going on there? Wow. There's no fun in me. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about.

I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about. I don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah, I forget it. That music causes me mean, I feel you, right? I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't know. Why do they have to know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up. I'm gonna bring it up.

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