The Yewneek Pod - two shirts on LOS..AEY-EYE-YOU BLOWS.
Episode Date: November 7, 202106-17-21 aiu is a cornball. streaming nekkid chicks is lame. why taking active measures against the channel is #S2M. chad zummock chat talk and cumia on LOS -dezconnected _ ...
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This podcast was created on Messi.
Create your own show today at messi.fm. I could be king but it could slide Then two fuckers poppin' bottles sittin' courtside With shots for me and wake grind at the game friday
Man I hate local rappers too much pride
Bars never get you fooled, they just spit inside
My brains are on a house, do you wanna step inside?
With some screamin' like Whitney's ghost, cryin' out for Clyde
Beggin' my dear real for these blokes that don't face shit
On my pita quill trippin' in my spaceship
Bro talkin' ill, we give him a joker face
Look at us all up on the bottom like John Dixie's bass lick
Y'all some fuckboys, fuckboys don't fuck girls Cause fuckboys, fuckboys in the fuck world
I don't fuck boys but I'm still an asshole Plus I carry pastas over tops like a fishbowl
Got red bloods revvin' in my van boy Grabbin' skype and me we tellin' you we friends
boy I'm that V when itin' for the 10th boy Like a spear, write a letter, piece of fuck you be the header Keep a mask like Bandera, y'all ain't ready, niggas ready
Y'all ain't scary, y'all so furious like Obi-Wan
Three a dollar, thump it down the faker, bitches broke me like I'm Satan
Call me Olu, Ozu, Teddy, Lobo, Diablo
Run in the head and call me Greggly, call me Greggly
Cause I ghost y'all, killer rapper, be a sale fucker
Call me Olu, Ozu, Teddy, Lobo, Diablo
Run in the head and call me Greggly, call me Greggly
Cause I ghost y'all, killer rapper, be a sale fucker
Call me Greggly, Ozu, Ozu, Teddy, Lobo, Diablo
Run in the head and call me Greggly, call me Greggly Cause I ghost y'all, killer rapper, be a sale fucker I'm a regular, I'm a regular cause I go show
Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call
Boy, where the dude at, where the dude at?
They say you spit your poop apart, where the dude at?
Yo, your pussy look like Shaq, where the screw that at?
I got my bounce for the house, just a newfound zap
What you say, yeah?
We go off in the flat, super say, yeah? Keep the game fly,apper What you say, yeah? We go off in the flat super saiyan
Keep the game fly, boy
We ain't playin'
Bout to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan
Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett
She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett
She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett
But was rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett
But was rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett
The folks askin' me
When you gonna put on for your city?
I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't riding with me
Then I call my brother Casco, carry briefs and bands
Bitch, it's Eagle Ray's tale, like Little Nicky
Man, I'm picky with this rap shit, the pressure will waste tons
But this shit's a fucker's life, it's Twitter and glazed buns
Lyrically, I could be the male child of Hobo, wearing a hockey mask
So I guess that would make me Jay Son
Double the down, I know that you travel Rub your rub' Rubbing your rubbers like sending me down the building
Be in love with what I'm like Devin, I'm telling you, Jesus, we're wishin' my style
This ain't no killin', my river was real When we think I'm a layin' you sad
You trippin' and flippin' and Mr. Division And rubbin' but don't you respectin' the style
My code is well, all I gotta say is go Batches get the D, they ain't worried about no honor rolls
Goku in this bitch, if I snap I knock you out, you close
Those fire burnin' pyres, but the rocket talk is self-control Hold up, let a villain keep it real I ain't stuntin', if I knock you out you close No fire burnin' pyres but the rockets on me self control
Hold up, let a villain keep it real
I ain't stuntin' if I'm spotty I ain't smellin' sugar grills
Hold me hold up, I do this rap to pay the bills
Yeah I got that bacon soda but I use it for my meals
Hold me hold up, I'm a psychopath for real
Charles Mason had a label he be givin' me a deal
Hold me hold up, I'm a nerdy boy with skills
Fuck a penny from a gun all my bitches work for real We'll see you next time. When we're at the point
of where
they're taking
active measures
to stop me from live streaming it
and they will not talk to me
because they're afraid.
Yeah, we destroyed
them.
They're going to end up doing it, but I'm on my
backup channel. I don't give a fuck.
I already started eight times.
I've been coming to eight live years.
I don't give a fucking fuck.
Nobody watches me
fine.
I live stream my backup channel. Don't watch me. I live stream my backup channel
don't watch me
I live stream my backup channel for a reason
yeah yeah yeah
they shouldn't do that again
but um
it just also shows
how far you niggas have fallen.
This is their way of trolling me.
This is their trolling against me.
Oh, we're just going to show nudity.
Oh, we're just going to show nudity.
Whatever, I'll delete it.
Nor do I care.
I'll just watch something else.
I'm like Steven Crowder.
I'm like Steven Crowder in the entire ONA world.
Kunikomi, Elysianist, Gangs, all these
fags, like TYT.
I initially
started covering you,
but then I became bigger
than you.
It's fucking sad.
None of these niggas
make real money, by the way.
Luis J. Gomez rents a house in New Jersey
and they finally
hit the credit score to get a loan
and that dummy
is gonna buy a nightclub
and fail
cause he's a fucking dummy
you stink
you're not funny or anything
you're a coon
and you purposely
played porn
trying to fuck over me
I'm bigger than you
I'll drop a Joe Budden clip that gets a million views
tomorrow I don't care about you though the fact I'm in their psyche I'm in their
minds I don't want to be worried about that.
We saw that Red Bar,
the King of the Sting dude,
coming up by name,
not even by my channel.
They researched me not to know my name.
These people so fear me.
And I get why Kumi fears me, but Luis G. Gomez,
who honestly
I wouldn't
ever mention him, but I'm going to make
a true statement right now.
And I know it's going to hurt his feelings.
He's going to get mad. But fuck him. and I know it's gonna hurt his feelings,
and he's gonna get mad,
but fuck him.
Luis J. Gomez is not funny.
Sorry. Sorry.
By the way, he doesn't even hit my goal because I hate stand-up comedy
and non-funny people can do stand-up comedy
because they know how they're saying.
Lucia Gomez
isn't funny in any way, shape, or form.
I listen to Lucien Gomez.
Lucien, he's not funny.
He's not a funny guy.
Then they can start a Seinfeld podcast
and then they talk about Seinfeld podcast and then talk about Seinfeld.
You know, Seinfeld podcast
and talk to this fat sister
about how they're victims
and a lot of the crap in it.
It's not funny.
Leave shit going on
it's not funny
in any way
shape or form
so I get it
I get the shout
The red bar
Or even
When
Wait a minute
Rockstar
Or anything
Hey
Pay attention
Do you
Off
Say
Internet people
I'm a
Here going
I'm not funny
So
You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can Go You can I'm a shit Gomez. I'm not funny, so... Lucia Gomez is not funny.
She's not funny to do the chill with.
She's not funny in any shape or form.
Sorry. She's not funny in any shape or form. Sorry!
Cover this guy with a fight.
I don't know where the fight's...
Nah, because all the community fighter dudes, if you really pay attention to Luis G. Gomez,
what have you ever said that was funny?
Nothing.
Luis G. Gomez, he's not a funny dude.
Luis G. Gomez is a weirdo dude.
Remember, Kurt Mesker is now on LOS.
He won the fight over him.
Lucia Gomez is not funny.
Lucia Gomez is the spic friend.
Three white dudes.
Who are allowed to tell racial jokes.
They're split friends
and aren't really black.
But he's not funny either.
I'm trying to think,
when is Lucia Gomez
that's not funny?
I can't even think of a moment.
A moment, a bit,
or anything.
I'm just trying to think.
I don't think Louis J. Gomez is a funny guy.
I really don't think so.
My front row of jeans.
Oh, yeah.
He called the porn star a whore.
Is that funny, though?
He could have cracked down her,
or break down her.
Whatever.
Luis G. Gomez is not funny in any way shape or form.
Never mind Sarah Cowley,
I don't think Luis is a funny dude, to be honest with you.
I mean, he's a I don't care dude.
I don't mind him.
I don't think he's funny.
When is Louie J Gomez going to go?
I don't think it's never for me.
Here's a caution when is Lucia Gomez
says something witty
witty is a part of funny
is there anything witty
I don't think so.
Of course I'm funnier.
Of course I'm funnier.
I don't think Lewis is funny.
I really don't.
I mean, I'm reflecting.
Yeah, there are...
Lewis was a Puerto Rican rockhead.
He was a weirdo
off the rip.
Has he said anything that's funny though I
I don't think so
there may be something
Luis J Gomez said that was funny
and I'm talking a bit, uh, like, his thing
on stage, uh, like,
when they were shitting on niggas and Lewis came in
and he did a little
line and it said, oh, shit.
I'm bombing on
him. No, I think Lewis
Curry is bombing. But, um,
like, when they were shitting
on niggas or something and Lewis Edson.
Oh shit,
he shitting on that dude.
I don't think
Lewis has ever
shitting on anybody.
I don't think
Lewis J. Gomez
is funny.
None of them are funny.
But I'm talking about even though they do like the Legion of the Skanks
thing
and they're throwing out lines and shit
I don't think
it was as funny during that either
he's funny with the
Bantam Realize podcast
can you give me a link
the time stamp
it's bro comedy
bro comedy
but um
alright I'm gonna find a word here But, um... Alright.
I'm gonna find a word here.
What the hell are you giving me?
I seen, um...
Yeah, by the way,
yelling and fighting, that's
what I tried to build.
He had a beaver with Kurt Metzger.
By the way,
I watch his podcast
with the UFC dude too.
Luis Shea Gomez
is not a funny guy.
He's really not funny.
He never said anything.
Yeah, Bisping.
Bisping, by the way, Luis G. Gomez is a podcast with Bisping.
You know who's a funny guy on that podcast? Bisping. Not the comedian Luis G. Gomez is a podcast with Biz Bing. You know who's a funny guy on that podcast?
Biz Bing.
Not the comedian Luis G. Gomez.
Um, Luis G. Gomez isn't funny.
My mom's not funny.
I know you meant the stepmom.
No.
Um, yeah, um. Luis G. Gomez. know you met the stepmom no yeah Lucia Gomez
isn't funny
in any way shape or form
her friends are Ari Yeah
That's a thing I realized
And I'm not gonna shit on his
Loser
Um
One of these stand up comedian things on his loser wannabe stand-up comedian thing.
Des!
It says rude delivery, can you go get it?
Look at me here.
Look at Des.
It says, I agree with Chris D'Elia by the way the food delivered can
you go get it of course it's not right there
Chris D'Elia was right longer and Chris D to Crystalia I'm saying of on my jumpsuit and venture downtown
in the deepest, darkest, crackhead parts of Providence to get my food.
I'm finally delivered, but I gotta fucking don the offer to get it.
Oh my god.
Did they call?
No, of course they didn't call.
Who said the food was delivered?
Did anyone see my Crystalia video?
How I agreed with Crystalia?
Did anyone see this?
That was a triggered video. I was really ashamed of Crystalia. I agreed with Chris D'Elia. That was a trick of the video.
I was really ashamed of Chris D'Elia.
I agreed with him!
These fucking fa-
Ah, we're back.
Oh, fucking...
Jesus Christ. The Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do it. The Thank you. Yeah, that was fun.
My titties are, at least.
Ugh. Ugh, you people are still here
I'm gonna get jobs or something
Oh my god
I've had to end the stream 80 times tonight
Why isn't anybody here
Go away
I just didn't need to go away But um Go away. Let's go.
But, um.
Man, don't go away.
Just, um.
Holy shit.
What's that?
Isn't it plain nudity?
Really?
This is Danish.
This is your pocket.
Sorry. Show naked chicks in 2021 this is your podcast. Sorry.
Showing naked chicks in 2021 like you're watching a video on it.
Oh my f- no, this is not funny.
I know we've seen it before.
And Swiss, but um, he's not.
He's a funny guy.
They're gonna hustle themselves and do good sh- I mean, you know those days man. Big J. But when that nigga shit on him,
stupid had the shooters on, he really did do specials. We watched the J Gomez comedy thing and went you're really doing that special
and you went
but my claim
like I said Artie Ling and Jim
look at this stuff
I don't think Louis J. Gomes is a funny guy though
I really don't
Louis
isn't funny
sorry Louis isn't funny Sorry I mean look
Louis J. Gomez is a cool guy
You can chill with the nigga
Whatever
He's not
You know
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complain like paying guys about Kelly and going off on it and they're like
never clean playing for said what as they're cleaning on and he said it was a little confident. But that was the funniest thing I ever heard.
Lojigo said, technically not funny.
Well, that's the cheating in the stand-up comedy.
It's the easiest thing to make people laugh.
Well, it is, uh...
Yeah, sorry,
a little funny.
Let's go.
I'm about to be done.
Well,
I can't show you
these packets
that are just showing
news in 2021.
By the way, the reason why she's black and the reason why they don't just keep showing nudity in 2021
is because they don't fucking work in this day and age.
So I can't play any of them.
How about this?
Discord link
Cause we're going all night
Mother of
I gotta donate
We're going all night
I'm not corny
Um
Discord link
Don't talk to me
Ask me anything.
We'll talk about anything.
That was good.
Some stuff about science.
A pedo doc then tried to show us porn over and over
I didn't try to cover
and then the mindset
of Lucia Gomez
and Combo Media
and AIU
the problem is And combine media and AIU.
The problem is, we reached a weird problem in 2021.
We get to see chicks naked.
Not the ones we want to see naked, though.
Naked, though. We don't get to see you.
Like.
Get the hot.
We don't get to see you like. you you Takk for ating med. This is...
No, I'm watching.
My response to AIU...
Can you do a swimming where I show naked chicks?
I mean, we're in the year 2021.
My phone is in a day of free porn.
Could you imagine telling me growing up
you had to end it because this faggot showed porn again, too?
What the fuck
They're relying on naked girls
And I have to show me What the fuck are they doing?
But, dude, dude, dude.
In this day and age,
you don't have to have naked chicks on
and talk to naked chicks.
You're not edgy in any way, shape, or form.
You're not edgy in any shape or form.
I got done going, I don't know how to proceed
all right though
I don't know how to proceed
because everything I'm watching
is just nudity
the only thing I watch
is naked chicks
in 2021
they need to see
naked girls
I don't fucking know why
ugh
care
and then they do it all
you know the AIU thing
really
corn
no other nigga chicks but I was shouting AIU thing, where they like corn,
no one gonna run into naked chicks.
By the way, shit on AIU's point.
It doesn't matter who started it,
it doesn't matter who did the riot, it was the white people.
And they were leaving out.
It was like 1920.
They just killed all the black people.
They just killed all the black people.
Which AAU just hung them.
They hung them and yeah, AAU ignores, but um...
Yeah, so they lose this shit stream.
Gruen decided to play porn
in 2021 on their streams.
Who the hell are you?
I'm fucking pissed.
You didn't do anything to the rancher nigga.
How many times are you going to be told this?
You didn't do a $25 show like that.
You didn't do it.
It's down there.
Take a dun.
Dun.
Ugh.
Yeah.
And since you fucked my shit up, AIU.
Uh.
Alright.
I'm going to pause off this channel.
When did he get destroyed by them fags?
Alright.
Chad Zumach is live.
He has seven live viewers.
Let's check him out.
Comedy album.
And I think everyone should hear it.
It's classic joke writing, the way you're supposed to tell jokes.
I think
Bob, I think Mike's
very underrated as to me.
Mike Vecchione.
He should have bigger breaks.
You doing it, Tony?
So you see who
Bobby Ha Ha is?
Bobby Ha Ha.
Is that what?
Yeah, he's awesome.
By the way, if you donate again, it can't be $2.
You get a $25 one, fag.
Are you talking about Bobby Kelly?
Bobby Belly?
By the way, what do you care?
This shit is butchered to death.
All I've been seeing is mom is ranting.
She's ranting off or something.
I don't know what she's ranting on.
Mm-mm.
Shut up!
I never heard of Bobby Ha Ha.
You remember when you were 50 and you lived with your daughter?
Sad.
I thought you were talking about Bobby Kelly.
Leave nothing to your kids.
Not familiar with that man's work.
Holy shit.
How fucking sad is that?
Meatloaf666.
Let me ask you something.
What's up, Z-Man?
We had grandkids.
Remember riding with something
and they had to live
with their parents
to survive?
That must suck.
Steve Simone,
shout out.
Neon Gutters 2020 says this is like one of those
old back
who and second jokes
I'm not following along
he's been at it for a long
time
he's one of his many characters
more people are starting to jump in now is one of his many characters.
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to watch.
Yeah, more people are starting to jump in now.
I just put out the tweet.
I more or less just wanted to let everyone know that MLC is going to be late today.
It took a while to get over to Adam,
but it's a long one.
It's a good, chunky episode.
They talk about their shows this weekend
that they had at
Meade's house.
And we talk about some other shit, too.
Shout out to
everyone that came to the Tampa Improv this weekend.
Look at me.
Bobby Haha is
a gay comedian. That sounds like he is a gay comedian
that sounds like he is
a gangster funny as hell
I gotta be honest with you Neon
I'm over Bobby Haha
I never knew who he was until today
and now I'm getting
a lot of Bobby Haha
in my life
I got too much Bobby Haha coming at me I know nothing about him never heard his name A lot of Bobby Ha Ha in my life.
I got too much Bobby Ha Ha coming at me.
I know nothing about him.
Never heard his name.
Yeek Neek booked me on MLC.
That's Kevin's call, brother.
It's not mine.
I have nothing to do with it.
I've sent him messages.
He's never responded. So I don't know do with it. I've sent him messages. He's never responded.
So I don't know what the fuck.
Maybe you can remind him.
You know, I think that's the reason why I'm still on the podcast because
I'd like some of his
co-hosts. I always said,
okay, it's your
podcast, not mine.
And when he wanted me to co-host, I said, no, I don't want to be a co-host
because I know what happens to your co-host.
You never talk to him again.
I said, I'll just be on the show.
So I set those boundaries early on.
There's a reason why I'm still around because I don't force guests.
I don't pretend like it's my podcast.
I just said, Kevin, it's your podcast.
Do whatever the hell you want.
I can suggest things.
And that's as far as it goes.
So,
I don't know.
He's never said anything
bad or good.
The fucking pussy, and I'm going to destroy you,
you fucking thief.
What are you, a second charge of just stealing other
people? By the way, this isn't a
first charge of Chad
Zumach stealing.
This is like the eighth charges and shit.
They're all pussies.
They're not
a scam.
There's a scam happening
with these fags.
I'm in Edmonton, Canada, and Kevin is my favorite living comic.
And you and him on pods is the best pod.
Number, yell at her.
I don't know what that means.
Neon says, no, I told you about him weeks ago.
Just brought him up because he's kind of a brand for you guys
and is on Mike's
fee right away.
Oh, we're technically hit the goal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe that's why you're not getting talked to me.
I don't know.
Eight times tonight.
Here's a true story.
I had Gilbert Godfrey.
He wanted on the podcast.
I reached out to his wife
and she said Gilbert will do it.
I'm name dropping. Gilbert Godfrey's
podcast stinks. So is yours
and it gets no views.
I'm going to go with Godfrey, it means nothing.
When you think
of something interesting.
Oh, my God, I'm telling you about.
Ugh.
We're back.
Neon Gutter
says, yo, Neek. Jerry Lehane, you know him too well. we're back NeonGutter says yo yeek
I'm so fucking
mad by the way
Jerry Lehane
you know him
too well
Kevin
Meatloaf666
says great
interview with
Jamie Kennedy
yeah I posted
it for free
it was on
Patreon last
week but it
was on
it's out for
free now on
my YouTube
channel if you
want to go
watch it
please hit
like on it leave a comment if you want to go watch it. Please hit like on it.
Leave a comment.
If you haven't subscribed already, please do so.
Michael Alanis says, what are your thoughts on Sam Z?
He's yeek-neek now.
That's old shit
that's like when
Puff Daddy changed his name to P. Diddy
to Diddy
or Kanye
went to Yee or something
John Adams
hey Chad
did you do a Misery Loves Company episode today?
See, that's the thing.
People are going to start jumping in.
For the people that have been here, and I have to reset, readdress, forgive me,
but people are coming in late because I said I was going to start at 9,
and I started a little early.
But, yeah, Misery Loves Company will be out later tonight.
We recorded it late
with Bob Levy
and
we went long
we recorded late went long and I had
a tough time sending the file to Adam
with the Dropbox
so I had to buy some more storage space
in my Dropbox
because it was a long episode.
And, yeah, so it'll be out later tonight.
In the meantime, I'm doing a live.
I'm trying to get the content, guys.
I'm bringing the thunder.
I just dropped Jamie Kennedy today.
I got Mondays with Mazer on my Patreon.
Go check that out.
Meatloaf says, book Gilbert for Sit Down Zumach then.
Well, that's the thing. I don't know Gilbert.
I've met him, but I don't know him.
He doesn't know me.
But he knows Kevin.
So I thought that was an easier book because he's familiar
they're familiar with one another
so I thought it would be a good episode
but I'd love to have
Gilbert on I think he's fantastic
I've met Gilbert like five times
but there's no way in hell
he remembers me
he's very very quick not a lot
of conversation he's very soft-spoken
it's very he's a lot of hmm it was a lot of that shout out.
Meatloaf66, he can talk about being canceled.
Shalom, Ian Ellis, LLC.
My man's got an LLC.
LLC.
Sorry, I left the captain's hat in the car, guys,
so I'm not steering the ship today.
The ship's out of control.
It's all over the place.
Oh, by the way, shout out to people who got what I was doing yesterday on Twitter with Will Noonan.
There was some fucking douchebag.
I don't even know his name.
I blocked him.
Because he said I was stealing Will Noonan's Brother Man bit when I was clearly, clearly doing an impression of Will Noonan doing Brother Man.
And I was calling myself the captain.
So it was like competing Brother Mans.
And I was just doing an impression of Will.
Will got it.
Other comics got it.
But a few people were like you stole his joke
that's Will's
I'm like you're a fucking moron
you're a moron
I'm doing an impression of Will doing Brother Man
and other people
a few, not a lot
they couldn't wrap their heads around it
and some people were like
oh my god it was so cringy
I'm like you guys are fucking retards.
Just retards.
The fact that I had to even explain that?
But Will got it right away.
Right away he got it.
He texted me.
He's like, that was hilarious.
But dummies who need explanation,
who hide behind fake identities and fake profile photos.
So, that's what happened.
Shout out to Opie.
Opie!
Opie!
Uncle, Mr. Uncle Herb
Meatloaf66 says, I got mail. Yay!
Any advice for me, Chad, or any young comic living
in this retarded, woke culture
where they're trying to police and take over funny?
Weather the storm in Edmonton, hitting open mics for now.
Well, I have not, since I've moved to Florida,
a lot of this shit's happened online, not necessarily in the comedy clubs.
The comedy clubs, for the most part, have been untouched.
You can tend to say things on stage.
You think they're crying? part have been untouched. You can tend to say things on stage.
The problem is it's just the
online. The Twitter,
it's out of control. That's why I'm
on Twitter less and less and less.
I
am like slowly, slowly
getting myself
on Twitter because it's just a fucking
toxic playground.
It's just, I don't like it.
I'm not,
I deleted the app on my phone
so I don't have to look at it.
But we're all living in this weird bubble
on social media
and it's not real life.
So, my advice to you as a comment is be true to yourself write jokes get on stage write jokes get on stage that's it it's that
simple just write the jokes get on stage and build your act wherever you can get
on stage watching Chad Zumach be god-fucking-awful so sad to see I tried
to watching Kumeyaay and they're they're showing nudity in 2021 what the fuck was that? And why do they keep doing it?
I'm going to check back in on Kumia
because God knows I can't watch Shazoo Rock.
Holy shit.
They're not still at, um...
They moved on from the porn.
There wasn't a single one of them who was big.
There wasn't anyone that intimidated.
How many total?
I think I'd say
four or five at the top of the block,
one down at the bottom of the block.
So I get up.
If you go by Anthony Cumia's
three-fifths of the person math.
Oh, my God.
Why do you want people to be upset?
It's him.
It's not me.
I'm not okay with it.
That's even before me.
Okay, by ant math, it's still an unfair fight, but it's winnable.
And it's so unfair.
So I get up, and I get up.
Which one of those six of them, they're going to split Dave Smith's nothing.
They're splitting $3 that Dave Smith has on him.
I mean, they came out of this with nothing.
And does he get a dick sucked or not?
That's where we lost them.
And they're gone.
They did great.
Come on.
They were hot.
They were great.
They were hot.
They're cool.
What did she say in the way?
It was something?
You're all racist?
She said the Puerto Rican guy
go fuck himself.
No.
She laughed at me.
She was like,
I want to suck your dick
after the show.
Anyway, so the story is
I get up to the next avenue.
Then they all,
you know,
they start doing,
they all start kind of
spreading out and shit.
You're like,
okay, it's going down.
But I really did
in my dumb,
like,
fucking 23-year-old mind.
I might have to,
I might have to have a dance-off right now.
Oh, Christ, I'm about to get served.
I was...
I was holding my own in that dance-off.
That last kid could really dance.
When they pulled out a boombox and some cardboard, I was holding my own in that dance off. That last kid could really dance. When they pulled out a boombox and some cardboard, I was nervous.
He knew my knee spin was bullshit.
But I think I wouldn't have the same.
I would take less risks now at this point in my life.
But at the time, I wasn't being smart.
I was like, I think I could get a punch off on one kid and make it to my door.
My door wasn't that far.
You know what I mean?
I was kind of ready to go.
And then they all
fucking, like, as I was getting to my door,
they all, like, swarmed me.
And I fucking, like, I don't know, like,
yelled out some dumb shit. And then...
He's not saying it now because you guys are here.
I yelled out...
That would have been some dumb shit
I yelled out some shit
Only six of you? That's some dumb shit to yell at that point. Only six of you?
That's some dumb shit.
And it was like, let's just say it still wasn't cool to say in 2007.
Would have been a little bit cooler in 1997.
Would have been totally acceptable in 1977.
No, I'm just kidding.
I didn't say anything racist or shit
No, but not like that, but then one of the fucking kids
Pulled out a gun and then Say
Got rather been say since big time not a rapper screaming king, but the course like did you fuck his fucking power sitting courtside? We're just the me awake crying game Friday, man
I hate local rappers too much pride bars never get you fooled to the spit inside My brains are on a house, then you wanna step inside
Voices screaming like Whitney's ghost, crying out for Clyde
Begging my dear real for these blokes that don't face shit
On my pita quill, tripping in my spaceship
Bro talk to Eel, we give him a joke or facelift
Gonna start off on the bottom like John gets his basement
Y'all some fuckboys, fuckboys don't fuck girls
Cause fuckboys, fuckboys in the fuck world
I don't fuckboys but I'm still a asshole
Plus I carry plates to over toss like a fishbowl
Got Ray plus Raven in my pen, boy
Grab and stab at me, we're telling you we friends, boy
I'm Ed Gein when it comes to the skates, boy
And you a queen, chick, killer, what's the chance, boy?
Like a spear, write a letter
Please the fuck you be the header
Keep a mask, like Vendetta
Y'all ain't ready, niggas ready
Y'all ain't scary, y'all so furious
Like Obi-Wan, three-a-dollar thumpy
Then you fake a bitch, just brung me like I'm saving for me
All of you, all of you
Teddy, Lobo, Diablo
Run in the head, it's gone, it's crazy
Gone, it's crazy, cause I ghost y'all
Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call
Boy, you where the dude at?
Where the dude at?
You say you spit your food for thought Where the dude there, ay, with a dude there, ay They say you spittin' fool for thought, with a Jew there, ay
Girl, your pussy look like Shaq, with a screw there, ay
I got my bounce for the house, just a newfound zap
What you say, yeah?
We go off in the flat, super say, yeah
Keep the game fly, boy, we play, yeah
Bout to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan
Mama raised a rap king like Angela Bassett Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett.
She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett.
She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett.
Bubbles rolling on that river like Angela Bassett.
Folks asking me, when you gonna put on for your city?
I'm the weird guy.
People lie like they ain't riding with me.
Then I call my brother Casjo.
Carrie brings the bass, bitchy G gonna raise tail like little Nicky.
Man, I'm picky with this rap shit. The pressure will waste tons. I call my brother Cash Joe, carry brains to bass Bitch, it's Jeego Ray's tale, like Little Nicky Man
I'm picky with this rap shit, the pressure will waste tons
But this shit's a fucker's life, it's Twitter and glazed buns
Lyrically, I could be the male child of Hova, wearing a hockey mask
So I guess that would make me Jay Son
Throwing it down, I know that you're trapped
Rubbing your rubbers like cinnamon down
The bill will be in the pool, running like denim
I'm killing you, cheating with what's in my style
This is no killing, my people will kill it
When we think I'm a lady, you sad
You tripping and flipping and missing the vision
And right now, what you do is slip through the smile
My code is wild, all I gotta say is go
Batches get the D, they ain't worried about no honor rolls
Goku in this bitch, if I snap, I knock you out, you close
No fire burning pyres, but Siraji taught me self-control
Hold up, let a villain keep it real
I ain't studying, if I'm slouching, I ain't smelling shit with grills
Hold up, I do this rap to pay the bills
Yeah, I got that bacon soda, but I use it for my meals, homie, hold up
I'm a psychopath for real
Charles Mason had a label, he be givin' me a deal, homie, hold up
I'm a nerdy boy with skills
Fuck a penny for my thoughts, all my bitches work for me, homie
What you say, yeah?
We go off in the flat, super say, yeah
This ain't fly, we ain't playin'
Fuck the world up, run a race
Ozu, Ozu, Pettis, Lobo, Diablo, run in the 80s
Ozu, Ozu, Pettis, Lobo, Diablo, run in the 80s