The Yewneek Pod - twoshirts rants about bulidings and his house sale! A....EYE.....YOU drags a horseface for the 100x

Episode Date: November 7, 2021

07-01-21~ redbar continues his absences. vacation talk .elisa jordana contiunes the dick troll. iphone stinnnks. cumia issues selling the house and aiu goes after horseface gasberrian

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Oh, why did I read that as sucks? Why Jim and Sam have to take a vacation the same time as Howard? Um, I think there's only a scheduled... There's a scheduled amount of shows that are left. And since no deal has been negotiated for Jim and Sam to go forward, they have to take the time off is my assumption. By the way, I think Red Bar is starting to hit fucking Howard Stern levels of vacation time, by the way. AIU is last, although he did a new video.

But that's the last thing I want to watch. Do I ever go on vacation? I haven't been on vacation in a hot minute. The last vac... Well, go on vacation? I haven't been on vacation in a hot minute. The last vacation... Well, go on vacation... I wouldn't count the campground as a vacation. But it's been a while since I've ever gone on vacation. he's posting non-stop in the BBG

palliative care of Dr. Steven alright All right. Staycation. But it's hard to go on vacation with four fucking kids, too. Jimmy went after Kalinsky today. I saw Kalinsky's video about Jimmy Dore and them. Is it still on his YouTube channel? Is he called Kyle the Faggot?

Or do you go after him on Twitch? I think he... What, do you go after him on Twitch? I mean on Twitch. On Twitter. I mean on Twitch on Twitter yes we know Cosby's out oh it's during the live stream oh I have to wait until he clips it but uh i have to get into this first though and by the way fucking how dumb is the media and how smart is eliza jordana and andy

how is it that easy to troll the media where they actually write a fucking article where the fiance of Andy Dick said Andy Dick got into a fight with his male lover. And like some asshole reporter actually reported on that. Like fucking. And it happened. Jim doesn't go after people like he did in the mid-2000s. But yeah, I had to check out this first, because this is, I think, kind of quick.

Oh, God. But that happened. That's like, wow, that is some shit luck. By the way, Kumi is taking all next week off. That's just God. I wonder what his 4th of July is going to be like now that he doesn't have the house anymore. I would assume he's just staying in an apartment in New York. You've got to take your whole family.

Everyone you've ever known and loved, I need to take. By the way, in your last life, we called you Adolf Hitler. You may have heard the name. You'll be reincarnated again, but all this will happen to you again you will need to live through horror sorrow and pain for the rest of uh eternity because i can't imagine geez viewers are on the scene of that oh oh that gruesome i bet she was going to say gruesome no tragic something like that do you think the navy bomb had anything to do with it oh what happened it was navy bomb they uh they hit an aircraft carrier with like a 40 000 oh yeah ocean like the gerald ford it was a uh aircraft carrier a new aircraft carrier and they do these uh tests and they blow up a bomb uh kind of near it to to test how it

handles being shelled or bombed or something like that that was close to uh i think it was right off the shore of oh my god that's not at least that's what i saw people say it people love these conspiracy things like a missile took down TWA Flight Energy. I know it. I'm like, nah, it really didn't. I guess it didn't. They go, I saw a fire going up toward... Now, he watched that documentary and said it did raise good questions.

The plane, it's like, it was over the water. So what you saw was the fucking shit coming down on fire. And in the water, it looked like it was going up toward the reflection. Yeah, I know he owns an apartment in New York. That's why I figured that's where he stayed. Yeah, I might shake a few fucking eye beams loose. I might shake some... Fuck yeah.

Isn't that... This just seems like something someone came up with because it's fun and cool. Oh, we gotta test it and see what happens if a bomb goes off near it. Do we? Yeah! And then you sit there going, oh, fucking cool. Gotta be! That would be awesome! Oh, oh geez.

I thought it was bigger. Like, the explosion looks bigger when you see it without the scale of the ship The Gerald Ford Well that looks fucking destroy? Just killed so many fish. And it's off the coast of Florida, so I'm sure they were, you know, managed to... The other thing that only pisses me off, when I was stationed at the airbase in Pensacola, there was a fucking old ship in the bay that they blew up, like next day after i got shipped out and i didn't

get to see it he's maybe i know they're closer to shore manatees maybe some rare sharks and how dare you how dare you god damn because i don't know what that is. That doesn't seem that bad. That's like you fucking... It's an aircraft carrier. That fucking thing. Get me a new phone too. Thanks for becoming a member, just in case. Yes, now you can officially become members

of this backup channel. Yes, I know I talked about them being live in studio. Fucking... But today they weren't, so... Can we try and make this an everyday thing? I don't like Apple. Their sound stinks give me publicity are you insane do you have any idea

the amount of views I average every month do you have any idea, sir? Trust me. Carl wishes I would make a fucking video about him every day. The only good phone is an iPhone. What do you got, the iPhone 3?

You still bragging about the iPhone? He died of smugness. But, uh, it's flawless. Branding purposes. I'll scream all I want, motherfucker. But let's go ahead and check out this video. Kumia. Problems. problems selling the crib. This is a crazy week or two for me. Just fucking madness. The amount of paperwork that's involved

in selling a house or buying a house, you know, someone's buying it. It's a two-part deal there. But I can only imagine back, way back when, in the days of yore maybe, that long ago. I don't even know when the days of yore were, but I know it's old. The oldie days when they spelled it with a knee whatever I can't imagine that it took this many other people lawyers fucking realtors the other just people that just need a fucking hand in your shit I don't know Paul Ingalls what did he do when he sold his house? All right. Here you go.

Here's the deed. Well, Mr. Ingalls, I have to know if all the permits have been filed for some of the additions you made when you built the original Soddy and then you decided to build the little house on the prairie. I don't know. It's a foundation now and we need permits to dictate that. You followed all the. Oh, my God.

Because that's what you go through. You go through making sure everything is. It's mostly the state, the city, the town, the county. They all got to get their cut from your fucking shit. Isn't it great you own your house and property? You don't own squat, motherfucker. I almost dropped the n-bomb. Did you see that? It was motherfucker.

I thought I was playing video games for a second. Chris, I see him laughing. Yeah, it's, they all got to get their cut. Oh, what? Someone's selling a house? Well, there must be money exchanged. In that case, let's get in there and grab a few during the exchange. And that's all it is.

Dreadful. And again, I've said this so many times, they're representatives of the people. You get out of the chat and hit the join button under my name where it says subscribe and shit. To become a member. People said, sure,

I'd love you to take a cut of the money when I sell my private property to another private property buyer. Yeah, I want you to have a cut. How representative of your constituency is that? How many people voted and said, please, please get your hand in on this and grab a lot of cash while we're exchanging it for property? My property.

They're crooks. They're fucking criminals. And when you get liberal douchebags or dumb fuck kids that don't understand how shit works, you will, someday you'll be selling something. And it should just be a deal. You and someone else. And you'll see a bunch of people come and go, Oh, no, you can't do that without me saying it's okay and you've got to hand over some money.

You'll be like, but is it going to the poor? Yeah, yeah, it's going to the poor yeah yeah it's gonna it's gonna the poor you're gonna love it goes in their pockets why the fuck do you think politicians like nancy pelosi and maxine waters and the bidens everybody all of them why do you think they're rich that should be all you need to know were they rich before they got into politics are they rich now there you go your question is answered they're all fucking criminals stealing your money by the way if they were stealing russian money or stuff you know they get Russian money but again that's because they're stealing from you Russia the Ukraine China gives them money so they can steal from you it's not like they're aha look look I sure nailed China for that money. No, no, you're not in on it.

You're not getting a cut. They're telling China, all right, feel free to fuck our people just as long as I get my money. And anyone not seeing this, profoundly retarded. Not a mosaic down syndrome kid. Not one of them that could work in in fast food restaurants profoundly retarded drooling on yourself that's what you fuckers are if you're buying this horse

shit that all these cocksuckers aren't fucking criminals stealing your money our money whether it's it's for a program that's voted on or not voted on legislation at midnight or you trying to sell your own fucking house because it's my house oh how naive were we oh i used to dream of a house, even up to the point in my 30s, a construction worker. I'm sitting there, I'm going into people's houses. I'm robbing them. No, I swear. I'm going into their houses, their attics. I'm doing the work. And I would pull up to these houses sometimes and go, God, I want a house like that someday oh do I want to own a house oh no and then you get you get there it's your dream come true the American dream motherfucker the American dream and you're there and then you go oh shit did he dye his hair red

oh did I have this all wrong no I don't think so you don't own shit you don't own shit you went full retard man never go full retard you went full retard you went full retard America went full retard

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and then when you move i saw a list today because today let me tell you what i did today i went to my end of the the closing on the house so i had to go to my lawyer's office and and sign all the papers and then tomorrow the buyer is going to sign all the papers. And then tomorrow, the buyer is going to sign all the papers because I'm not pulling this. I'm sitting with the fucking buyer. Shit. I don't want to see him. I don't want to know him.

Buy the house. This is so weird. Like, if it's faster, just do that. The fuck do you care? Do you think, think like some rapper is buying his house that's it you know why

cause don't work that way anymore where you just shake a hand and hand over some cash or check you got there's so many intermediaries what am I doing well I don't want to sit there with the guy and his lawyer and my lawyer and like all of a sudden they put you in a very adversarial, uh, state of mind. They put you in an adversarial state of mind where, where, when your lawyer is sitting next to you

and someone else's lawyer is sitting next to them, you're looking like, I don't know what I should say. I don't know what I should do. Even during something that is amicable, like a deal. I want to sell my house. He wants to buy my house. But for some reason, they got to put in lawyers and accountants and state people and everything that makes you go, ah, should I say something? I said good morning. Is that bad? Is that bad? Did that mean good morning? Please, I'm trying to bilk you out of something.

It's a whole new world. It's a whole new world. But it's been this way for a long time. For me, like I said, look, I am 87 years old old and this is the first house i've ever sold i bought my house at 73 people like oh my god i can't believe it he is old yeah i bought my house um back about a dozen over a dozen years ago. And even then I was like, but I'm excited to buy a house, you know. And I was like, okay, all this shit, the government's involved, this one, that one, the realtors.

I'm like, all right, whatever it takes. And now, but that's like going on a vacation. You don't mind all the paying and the time and everything. It's like, oh, I'm going to go on a vacation. When you sell your house, it's like coming home from the vacation. You just want it over with. You just want it over with. And every fucking thing annoys you.

And you're dealing with the person at the hotel and the company that takes you to the airport. And the person at the counter at the airport. And the fucking flight attendants. And then you get back there. And the Uber driver on the way home. And the traffic. Like that's the shit. That is involved when you sell your house.

And I'm fucking. Done. Done with it. And then. Oh my God, this is, and of course this happens to me. So as I said, I'm renting an apartment here on Long Island. That will be my base of operations

so I could come here and do the program and on weekends and whatnot go down to Southolina and start my quest for a home my house my property oh shut up i could do that so we got this apartment and uh the past week or so the furniture's been moving in and it's been great i don't you have to fill out this thing i remember renting apartments when i was there and it's like you just go up apartment what's your name how much first last security here's your apartment.

This fucking shit, the forms you gotta fill out again. And every form has a fee. Little fee. Oh, the filing fee for this form is $25. By the way, those application fees should be fucking outlawed. Because I swear to God, they're just scams. Because they get to keep the money even if they don't give you the fucking apartment.

So like you could just you could like own a house or a place that has apartments and just keep taking application fees and just never give out the fucking apartment. This one again just fucking nickel and dime you.

And I fill it out. Oh, do you have animals? Yes, I have two cats. All right, we need pictures of them. Oh, I shit you not. I shit you not. Thank God any picture I take of them oh i shit you not i shit you not thank god any picture i take of them is adorable we i don't like the people but these cats have to live here oh good good did you uh you got their vet uh records I shit you not, my cat's veterinary records, this apartment building, wanted.

How old are they? What are their hobbies? Well, they shit in a box and they bat things around my house. They'll tend to sometimes push things off a counter counter but I'll be sure it's nothing explosive as to not interfere with that my my cats so then of course Missy Missy I tell you has been a saint through this whole thing and she's cracked a couple of times i've come home like hi sweetie no what does guys do no no what's what's the matter it's just so there's so much going on. I didn't think they'd attack Normandy.

I thought it was going to be further north and we don't have the panzers. She's losing her mind. Losing her mind. So everything I do, which is a lot of the business thing, a lot of the filings and emails and mail and checks and everything. That's my job. So she goes to the apartment because there's a delivery there for some desks. A couple of desks for the computer room. Gotta play video games. That's utmost paramount.

Very important. So she goes and the guy at the desk, there's a 24-hour doorman, which is nice. Oh, I guess the doorman wouldn't read the Wall Street pages. Oh, the doorman only reads the sports page. Seinfeld. Is that what the doorman said? The doorman has a wild imagination, doesn't he? Oh, you're not on the list of people that can get items.

She is in there. of people that can get items and get anything. She is in the... Go to a liberal's TikTok and you'll see the mental state right now of Missy. That's pretty much where she is. I'm really trying to, you know, keep it all together. And it's not just because she's batshit or anything. She is really working hard

at making sure this goes well uh and and you know things don't always go well they never go well actually it's always a pain in the ass so so she's like oh I'm not on the lease. Like, no, you're on, I put you on the lease. The cats could get a package. The cats' photos are available. Oh, Beavis, did you order a cat toy here at the apartment? Well, let me look. There's your picture.

Here's your veterinary records. Very good. You're of weight? Take it away. And this was like, no. You're not. You're a non-person. So I had to go down there today before the show, before the show, and sort that out.

Had to literally fill out an application. Not here's who is going to be living here with me. Now I filled out the application with the financials, previous people that you've dealt with as far as mortgages go, employers, incomes, everything. How many cars do you have? Where will they park? Everything. So I got to fill this out. I figured this is nothing. It's, you know, yeah. And she lives with me. No, no. Another application. And then today I'm hearing like, I go, well, how long is this going to take? And the woman goes, well, when the application is approved, I'm like, approved? You mean they might not let her live here?

What is approved? It has nothing to do with the rent, nothing to do with anything. She could literally be a crack whore. I want a crack whore to live in my apartment here. I'm paying the rent as long as it's paid. Go fuck yourself. My cats and my crack whore but uh oh and this just you know on top of everything else the apartment complex tells

her she's an unperson so i'm just i'm fucking freaking out over all this dude it's it's one of the most stressful times if you're not a soldier going to war look i'm not gonna say it's crazy you know i understand people have terminal diseases and shit i get it talking as your average run-of-the-mill schmo like myself. Yeah. And then yesterday, the homeowner, the new homeowner, he comes over to take a peek around. And you always feel like, oh, I got to make sure this is good. Like you're covering something up.

But I'm not. The house is good. Like you're covering something up. But I'm not. The house is great. But there's a 20-amp breaker on one of the air conditioning units and the only 30-amp breakers. So the breaker keeps tripping. And, of course, they think the air conditioner doesn't work. One of the zones is dead. I just, you might remember, you might remember from a few weeks ago, a month ago or so,

when I talk about I put brand new units in, in a house I'm leaving, because I can't sell a house that's 90 degrees on a 90 degree day. I might have been able to fuck them over in the winter. Just turn the heat on. The air conditioning, oh yeah, it's great. Watch. Look how good it is. Just turn it on.

Do they get the generators he put in? And like the bar and shit? Yeah, I guess so, right? The heat off. Ooh, brr, it's freezing in here, right? Yeah, it's zero outside. But I couldn't do that, so I had to buy new air conditioning units.

And then there's a breaker because some incompetent fuck decided to put a 20-amp breaker where the 30-amp breaker goes. And he calls me on it you know my realtor goes because of course another intermediary that needs his cut oh yeah the the zone isn't and then i got it and then i'm sitting there i'm fucking sitting there going the breaker is this me you know me you guys know I just want to, anytime I type something on the phone,

it's about how black crime is rampant. I don't want to text about air conditioners. How does that fit into my racist diatribes? It doesn't, I tell you, it doesn't. So this has just been this ongoing thing that will come to a conclusion soon i'm out of the house on like the 28th uh the closing's gonna happen and then i have to live in the house that isn't even my house anymore for another week or so so the lawyer tells me, don't cancel the insurance just in case. Imagine I burn the house down.

Sorry. Everyone wins, right? No one. So I got that. And then that escrow thing bothers me. I hate the word. I always hated the word because I never understood it because I didn't have to for so many years. Oh, that's an escrow.

It's like in a pool hall. Two guys are playing pool and you bet $100 for the game. And you give the money to someone else to hold. That's what escrow is. You don't trust each other to hold the money. So you give it to fucking Johnnyny and he'll hold it and then whoever wins or you know loses johnny will then give the winner the money that's all escrow is if you ever wanted to know what escrow was it's an account for people that don't trust each other

escrow is a nigga who sells crack on 125th street, too. So money has to go in there for various things. It's like, oh, is that permit finalized yet? I don't know. Ah, well, now you're going to have to put money in escrow if it isn't. And if it never gets resolved, they keep it. If it does, you get it back. It's like a game show for the retarded. I'm so annoyed. I don't have my phones up here the uh screen is uh i see garrett laughing and screening phone calls i don't know yeah i don't have my

screen up here it just has the windy road like if i stare at it i'm expecting a scary face to go, BAH! Do you hate that? There's a new one that's pretty good. It's not new, but new to me. They tell you to look at something. Last night's was two bottle rockets on a... Right, so that was Kumia babbling about his house. Let's check out this AIU video. Because I've been dying to check out this one.

He just dropped it. Crucifix Cousin S. Crow. He's a rapper. Though I lived in a trailer, nigga, hell no. New AIU video, though. Exposing Anna Kasparian.

You guys, I think it's time to get real about Anna Kasparian and who she is, what she is. And let's be serious here. Let's not beat around her bush. She is an underqualified, humorless, lying, dumb, hypocritical, ethically bankrupt bitch. The woman is a crone. Not to be confused with Crohn's disease, which is a type of inflammatory bowel disease. That's what Redbar has. No, she's a crone. A crone.

A crone is an old woman who may be disagreeable, malicious, or sinister in manner. Often, with magical or supernatural associations that... Anna really looking like the chick from... What was that movie with the witches and the mice and shit? ...can make her either helpful or obstructing. Now, I don't think Anna possesses any magical abilities, but she is a disagreeable, irritating skank. And she's a narcissist. And that's what we're going to be talking about today. The entire premise of her being, her existence online, is to tell you that she's better than you.

And she believes that on a personal level and also politically. Her ideas are better than your ideas. She's trying to progress the world. And if only you and your stupidity would stop blockading her from bettering the world, she would do it. Because the more like Anna Kasparian you get, the better you become. Recently, she blackmailed Jimmy Dore and concocted a bullshit Me Too story, trying to paint Jimmy Dore as a sexual harasser for a joke he gave seven years ago on a show that openly analyzed and mocked female camel toe it's hard to make this stuff up but this is the case she was totally fine with the joke jimmy apologized he shouldn't have i mean he wasn't wrong her dress was totally inappropriate it's inappropriate to think of her

as a news person or a professor so that's the greater truth at play here but seven years of friendship later where anna had no problem whatsoever hiring this man and supporting him and inviting him to her wedding, when Jimmy started politically criticizing them, and in her words, running his mouth nonstop, she decided to smear him. So this is the underhanded tactics of this cancerous bitch. But Jimmy has exposed all this, and so has Glenn Greenwald, and they've done an incredible job doing it. And what Anna fails to understand is that this was all started by her and Cenk maliciously trying to smear and do some character assassination on Aaron Mate and Jimmy Dore. With Aaron Mate, they were saying, oh, he's working for Russia, or he's working on behalf of dictators. He's on the payroll. You know, just trying to absolutely incinerate this guy's credibility, and for no reason. But conveniently, the Young Turks have tried to

forget that part, and they're just playing the victims now, and engaging in every sort of lie and smear you could possibly imagine. But Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald and Aaron Maté, they have not let them forget that you baselessly smeared them in a ludicrous fashion, and that will not soon be forgotten. We're going to do this one more time. We have to go through this one more time because Cenk Uygur has a new hilarious video out. It's unintentionally hilarious, but it is hilarious.

So Glenn Greenwald debunked everything that's been going on with Cenk Uygur and Anna Kasparian and TYT. And I just want to remind you how this all started. Glenn Greenwald debunked Cenk in TYT. I mean, he really laid the hammer down, and I'll show you. And then Cenk Uygur from TYT did another video pretending to be a white knight Boy Scout who's defending the honor of women.

And it was very funny. So we're going to show you that again. And let's remember how this all started. And this is not drama. This is a big deal that we should have to call out and stop. This is what the Young Turks did to Aaron. I don't know what to say.

They said Aaron Monta yelled at me. Oh, Aaron Monta. Everyone cares what Aaron Monta has to say, right? The guy who denies that Syrian children were killed with chemical attacks. Yeah, yeah. Fuck Aaron Mate. Yeah, fuck you.

Anyway, let's move on. Let's end the freaking podcast. I can't. I can't. Okay, see, that's what happened. I can't stand that guy. And I can't stand the very intentional disinformation they put out there in regard to disgusting

dictators around the world. People they seem to be working for to be quite honest with you. Let's move on. Alright, we're done. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. But if Aaron Maté feels really warm in his Russian blanket, he's like, oh, but the Russian government favors me.

He should be super proud of that. Way to go, Aaron. You did it. No, I'm OK. Yeah. And get paid by the. Yeah, fuck you. Anyway, let's move on. Let's end the freaking pot. They did end their freaking podcast. The reason why I giggle at that is because it's ridiculous, but it's also serious. But now it's been debunked, so it's kind of funny. Now everybody knows what they did. Everybody has seen what's been happening.

And so Glenn Greenwald did a video. I'm already getting calls. Right, and Cenk Uygur responded to it. So Glenn Greenwald tweeted this out. He said, so Cenk Uygur made a video last night purporting to respond to me that's so unhinged he's trending and being attacked by his own viewers amazingly he's a hundred percent ignored the main point that caused me to weigh in they falsely accused the journalist of being paid by the russians so glenn greenwald did his video and i'm going to put a link in under this video and you should go watch it because he said this is this story where

they smeared aaron mate after they smeared Julian Assange in the same way. Then smeared me with a fabricated hashtag Me Too, right? Which everyone saw was a reaction to try to silence me. And so he pointed those two things out. The McCarthy smearing and... I haven't watched his video yet, but do you hear the Shawshank music in the background? The weaponization of the hashtag movement for political means. And he called it out and he showed how that's what the Young Turks did.

Both of those things. And so Cenk Uygur went nuts. And Glenn, so here's what Glenn was saying. He says Cenk can rant and rave and sweat and breathe as heavily as he wants. And it will never erase what he and the Young Turks shamefully did. All his sweat cannot distract from the only issues that matter, the fabricated serious accusations against journalists. So here's what, here's a, this is just a piece of what Glenn said, and I encourage everybody to go watch his video. It's really fascinating. He does a great job. But here we go. They accuse somebody, a journalist, of being paid by the Russians,

even though Cenk Uygur, who made that accusation, has no evidence of any kind. The reason why I want to highlight this is two reasons. One is, how can any decent person, no matter your politics, no matter what you think about those people involved, no matter what you think about those issues that they were nominally be a journalist or claims to be a commentator telling the truth about things is now just allowed whenever they feel like it whenever they get a little itch inside to just accuse somebody of being a paid agent of the kremlin or working for foreign dictators even though they have no evidence for it and he makes a good point and the point is it's not about disagreements it's about character flaws flaws. I mean, it's beyond a flaw. It's a fail. She has no character. She's a liar. She gets out there. She spreads lies. She has no integrity.

There's no honor. And then what does she do when confronted about it and called out? She doubles down because the operational premise of her entire existence is she's better than you. Every part of her. You're going to challenge her moral character? Oh my God. Of is she's better than you. Every part of her. You're going to challenge her moral character? Oh my God. Of course it's better than yours. But Anna, you're lying here. You're smearing people without evidence.

But she doesn't care. She finds a way to make it okay within the context of her own little Armenian mind. And we're going to explore how she does that. How in any way, in any way, is that tolerable or permissible in our discourse? How can you possibly be somebody who watches that program or who in any way admires those two commentators or think they're doing good work and not be indignant that they're feeding you lies? Things that they just make up, fabrications in order to slander their critics. Yeah, and this is like not even talking about the fake Me Too allegation and the blackmail. This is before that, which is ethically problematic, to say the least. It's such an insult to your intelligence if you're watching that.

And it's just mind-boggling. Mind-bottling or boggling? Mind-bottling, isn't it? Did you just say mind-boggling Mind bottling or boggling mind bottling, isn't it? Did you just say mind bottling? Yeah mind bottling, you know when things are so crazy gets your thoughts all trapped like in a bottle It's just mind-boggling To watch that people believe that they have the prerogative. John Black, they got to dance to this. The prerogative to do that, to accuse somebody of grave transgressions,

of what are crimes, even though they acknowledge, they will acknowledge, they have no evidence at all, that it's true. They're just making it up and broadcasting it, publishing it to hundreds of thousands of people. True, it is a freaking crime. In Great Britain, their slander laws are way stricter.

If you just lie about someone on a public platform, it should be against the law. I mean, you are a corporation with a huge audience and you are ruining or trying to ruin the reputation of people based off nothing. If there's no accountability for that, then we're living in the wild west. And don't be surprised when people start hurling accusations at you. And when they do, you don't have a fucking leg to stand on. You will say nothing and love it. I want a hamburger. No cheese. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog.

I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. You'll get nothing and I can... Who isn't angry about this? It's as morally repulsive and ethically disgusting and journalistically indefensible as it gets. There's almost nothing worse you can do if you're participating in public discourse than deliberately and casually smear somebody while knowing that you have no evidence.

Right. So that's a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist of world renown telling Anna and Cenk that they're morally bankrupt frauds with zero journalistic integrity, not to mention any integrity. So I'm not sure about your introduction to journalism class in Cal State Northridge, but the Pulitzer Prize winning gay Brazilian dog-owning journalist just told you that you're a fucking joke. Yeah, I'm fucking better than you. Yeah, I'm fucking better than you. Yeah, I'm fucking better than you. Okay, much better than you. Okay, so we've established a baseline. Do not smear someone without evidence. If you don't have evidence, don't make the accusation. I mean, do you think that a journalist might...

By the way, all the shirts you see him wearing in his videos, I believe he sells as merch. ...adhere to such a principle? I think that's something you learned day one. So that's the kind of hammers that glenn was laying down on the young turks and uh anna decided to respond like this we'll get to jake's response in a second but anna responded i said he seems to be working for dictators because it does seem like he's working for dictators i get to have an opinion and he can keep crying about he could keep crying about it like an effing child all day. Wow. Wow. Right. So wait a minute. Someone seems to be working for dictators. He's obviously not.

But your smear and accusation is a baseless lie that you're doing to try to silence and diminish your opponents. I mean, you are a hack, Anna. The same way they hacked off your hook nose, you have embodied that verb and that is you, the noun. You're a hack. Jenkin Anna, this is what Caitlin Johnstone says, Jenkin Anna seem to be running a human trafficking ring out of the TYT office. I have no evidence for this. It just seems that way to me. This is a perfectly legitimate thing for me to do. I get to have an opinion. Anna's tweets engender laughter.

When things seem to be a way to Anna, she just throws out accusations on air, based off nothing. When confronted about it, she produces no evidence. Just a gut feeling. It seemed that way to Anna. She's a seamstress. Now that's funny. That is funny. I like when someone can expose someone for being, you know, a ridiculous real time on their show and with great narcissism. And as we know, taught to us by the MCU, with great narcissism comes zero responsibility. So how does she live with the cognitive dissonance of pretending to be a great person,

pretending to be ethical, not just ethical, an ethical role model? This is her calling card. This is why her ideas and her political tribe are superior, is because they're so great. They're just great top to bottom, not her bottom. Little known fact, Anna's butthole. You know how belly buttons are, you have innies and outies? You don't typically think of that when it comes to a butthole. They're pretty much all innies. Anna has an outie, not the car. I'm talking about her butthole and how it protrudes outward. It's like a balloon knot that has gone awry. And I'm talking like half an inch. It's a tail. She basically has a tail. Now, I don't have any evidence for that, but it does seem to be true

to me. So I'm allowed to have my opinions and you can keep crying all day about it like a fucking child if you dispute what I'm saying here. Anna's butthole is an outie spread the word but let us continue let us go on to a new video knowing this about anna knowing how she's being chastised for accusing journalists of things without any evidence let's watch a recent video they just did about it's an anti-white video, which is classic because, look, it's about a Karen. So they go, Walmart Karen found making a false accusation against a bleep.

All right, so they're saving this poor bleep and they're calling a white woman a Karen, which is a slur. You know, Karen with a hard R, too. It's Karen. It's full-on Karen.

The beautiful thing about this is that the woman in the Karen with the hard R video is not even white. She's Hispanic. It's full-on Karen. The beautiful thing about this is that the woman in the video is not even white. She's Hispanic. So apparently there are Hispanic Karens now, just like the Soho Karen wasn't white either. She's some Filipino, whatever, mutt. But okay, that's a Karen too. We get it. You're jealous of white people. Let's watch what Anna says in that video. And then let's figure out why she's saying that and how could she possibly say that knowing the recent history and knowing who this bitch is let's get let's call the cops no problem because now you're recording me no problem i didn't come out here excuse me do you

have my son's phone i didn't i told you no you did i did not come at you like you did no i did right so here's this black dude who is totally pulling an attitude and it gets rewarded. That's what's funny. You know how dogs get trained? You know how like we tell them, sit down, lie down, give me your paw, turn around in a circle, suck the peanut butter off my dick. You know, just basic commands like that. Why do they do those things? Well, because every time they do it, they get rewarded with a treat. And so when a bleep gets into a mild confrontation with another human being, what do they do? Break out the camera. I'm going viral, motherfucker. I'm a black man in America. Look at me. So this woman comes out and goes, excuse me, do you have my son's phone? Her son's phone is missing. They have a tracking device on the phone. It came to this area and there's a guy there and she asked politely, which is what she's just saying. Excuse excuse me do you have my son's phone she didn't come out accusatory with an attitude but then the black dude pulls the attitude and now he gets rewarded and the poor black dude and this is some tall tatted up thugged out looking black dude and he's worried about the persecution the racism from this hispanic mother incredible what a bitch made

group of okay sir when you're running after me and following me believe me i've been racially profiled so long hello i've been racially profiled oh my god the plight of the black man were you a slave are you tired of picking the cotton you motherfucking bitch so she says i'm looking at the location i want to clarify what that means so um i suspect that she was using the find my phone feature to find her son's phone. You suspect? Does it seem like that? So again, you have no knowledge, but you're okay. But guys, I mean, I'm sure most of you know this already, but in case you don't, that feature does not pinpoint the exact location.

Ah, so the feature that you don't know that she's using doesn't do something. Okay. Of your phone or your laptop or your iPad or whatever device you're looking for. It gives you like the general vicinity, right? So yeah, this is really important guys. You know, by the way, I think 130 people have died in floods in Western Germany, but yeah, I mean, a woman asked someone if they might've had her son's phone and that someone was a black. So let's discuss that. You know, don't you think there's some social relevance there? Is there meat on that bone? That's an important fact to know, especially

if you're going to approach a stranger and accuse them of stealing your son's cell phone. Oh, accusations. Oh, wait, wait, whoa. Baseless accusations are bad. They're bad. Oh, okay. Right. So the phone's gone. You suspect someone might've taken it. You ask someone about it. Okay. Yeah. That's a major transgression. Oh my God, was it a black? Oh, think of the history. Think of the Jim Crow redlining. Oh.

Let's watch the next clip. What will happen when you're wrong? What happens? What do I get, just an apology? Sure. That's not good. No, we're staying here until you give me my phone because it marks that you're here.

I don't have a phone. No.'re really crazy you're following me now now i am because that that phone i'm sorry you're not good enough i'm sorry i'm sorry person isn't good enough for me now i'm accusing you you said you were staying here because you have nothing to thank you so all this is bad intention like Like it could easily be explained, you know, like you could just deal with this shit and it happens to white people. And the idea that it doesn't, I mean,

it's so insulting. It's, it actually reveals just how self-centered they are to think that white people don't get into skirmishes, don't have little incidents like this all the time happens constantly. We just don't throw a hissy fit about it and film it like, oh my God, this is my 15 seconds of fame. Oh, look, something's happening to me and I'm a white. So let's get to the next clip. I have no other comments. So let's take a look at the next one. Isn't that your job to have a comment? Fail. This guy with the beard and the tats in the Chicago Bulls outfit?

Oh, I mean mean obviously he's an architect or an engineer when she racially co-found me her son found the phone her son found it though it was in the car you didn't steal the phone did a drive by earlier though her son found it in the car so now i'm going to press charges man may i have your name please may i have your name please ma'am no no okay that's okay i'll get your license plate oh get her license plate yeah let's dog pile her fuck her let's ruin her life yeah she's a total racist she has an app on her phone and it tracked it to the area and yes she made a mistake it's an innocent mistake so what move on you're not fucking special jesus

christ you know last time i went flying i got pulled aside for a random security check and they went through all my stuff oh man this is a bullshit this is because i'm white isn't it oh shit man uh so she didn't apologize and told him to go f himself after it was clear that her son just happened to forget his phone in the vehicle. Yeah, of course not. She was being polite at the start. He pulled an attitude and filmed her trying to shame her and was being completely disrespectful the whole time. Yeah, Anna, so that ship has sailed. I'm not going to get a fucking apology. Fuck that dude. And this man, this complete stranger who did nothing wrong. Oh, okay, Anna. So she made a mistake. Oh, Anna didn't make the

mistake. Anna didn't make that mistake. No, no, she's better than that chick. She made an innocent mistake and politely asked the dude. And then he's trying to get her license plate? To do what, exactly? To further smear her? To make her go viral? To publicly shame her?

Obviously didn't steal the phone. Obviously didn't steal the phone? What do you mean? Black men steal a fucking ton. The most out of any other group. So are we going to cover the next thousand stories where the black guy did steal the phone? Oh no, that wasn't curated. You didn't decide to run those stories?

Do you not think that there are those stories? They're stealing constantly, whether it's looting in South Africa, or looting in America, or pickpocketing, or robbing people on subways. It happens all the time, Anna, and it's black dudes doing it the most. But wait a minute, if we just highlight the one time it wasn't the black guy, then oh yes, we can paint that picture. It's the Dindu tribe.

I mean, it's just, I can't imagine going up to a stranger. What is this? Oh guys, it's an Oscar clip. Anna can't imagine. Look, Anna personally, she has a certain code within her. She couldn't imagine doing this.

Explain this to me, Anna, and be very specific and understand that there are geniuses from UCLA watching you. I mean, it's just. By the way, what the, again, the context is she accuses Aramate of working for the Russians. I can't imagine going up to a stranger and accusing them of committing a crime unless I have real evidence, right? I wouldn't go up to a stranger, accuse them of committing a crime unless I had real evidence, right? Well, it's a crime to work for Russia, to be a paid Russian agent and also claim to be a journalist. Yeah, you're not allowed to work for foreign dictators in America. That is a crime.

And you happily accused Aaron Maté of doing that with zero evidence. So what Anna is doing is what we call projection. She is trying to cleanse herself like Lady Macbeth, wiping the blood of her own menstrual, ethically bankrupt fuckery

off of her own soul by saying, oh hispanic woman is fucking crazy oh what a hugely significant event that was when that bleep took an innocuous situation and flipped the fuck out over it and then we and we said oh let me stroke your nappy hoe ass hair and coddle you and oh bleep you didn't do anything. You never did anything. There's video footage of them stealing the phone or there's like a full proof piece of evidence showing that this individual did the thing that I'm accusing them of. Is there a video of Aaron Mate taking money from Russia or working for the dictator of some Middle Eastern country? No. Is there full proof of that there isn't so but but uh anna you

accused him of doing something and what you're saying now spits directly in the face your own fucking face your spit just boomerang back on you because you're a critical hack but this is now the second story we've done of black people being accused of stealing phones that they did not steal. There's two stories of black people that you cherry picked from a country of 330 million. What? That's a fucking outrageous trend. Wow. The first story we did was on so-called Soho Karen, who accused. Oh yeah. And both times you decided to try to say fuck white people, even though white people had nothing to do

with either situation. The first story we did was on so-called Soho Karen who... Right, Karen, which is a slur... By the way, a $25 shoe I was on the issue to go all night.

You gotta do it kind of within the next five minutes. And I gotta throw another beer in the freezer. Have my other shot ready. If that's gonna happen all night we're gonna finish this video don't worry about her against whites right here you have walmart karen and then soho karen two completely pointless stories and yet they use them as a vehicle to channel their

because when i end the streams you do what does is drinking continuing ass. Racism towards whites, which is also translation, their insecurity about themselves and their jealousy and envy of whites. Who accused a black man's son in a hotel lobby of stealing her phone. A black man's son? Wait a minute. What? The son was a black man. What do you mean a black man's son?

What does that even mean? And it turns out that she actually left it in an Uber. She was actually later arrested. I mean, Jesus. You probably committed more horrific crimes anyways. And charged for that incident. There she is. Because she assaulted.

She assaulted them. Oh, wow. You know, it's terrible. Look, guys, don't make false accusations. I'm not kidding. Hello? The accusation was false. Why did you make it?

I mean,na doesn't apply that logic to herself but she likes to point at other people who have made a mistake watch let's do it right now hey devon have you ever fallen over no never i mean maybe i have but i'm not going to mention that right now but you guys want to see something crazy like right now i'm not falling over like it's stupid to fall over why is devon chasen watching a video game of a race car game with a black race car driver? He'd slip. But let's watch a guy who's slipping.

Watch. Look at him. He's trying to shovel snow. He can't. Look. Oh, oh. Look at him. Ha.

He doesn't even know how to stand up. What is he doing? It's insane. Dude, you've got to stand on ice. You just stand there. Like, it's so easy. I'm not slipping. Look at this guy slipping.

He can't do it. He idiot it's incredible you guys people slip look at that guy i mean he slipped is that crazy i'm not slipping he's slipping what a dip well me in this country listen can i just i'm sorry i interrupted you ahead, finish your point. No, go ahead. Yeah, no, I just wanted to say, if you lose your phone, right? So usually my phone is on my person, right? I have my phone with me. I have it in my purse. Your person. And if I lose my phone, that's on me.

The first thought that comes into my mind isn't, someone stole my phone. It's on you if you lose your phone, that's on me. Like the first thought that comes into my mind isn't someone stole my phone. Yeah. It's on you if you lose your phone, unless you think the phone was stolen. So sometimes phones get stolen. Oftentimes black people are doing the stealing and sometimes people make mistakes, Anna. So who cares? Who cares? The first thought that comes to my mind is it slipped out of my bag. I misplaced it. I screwed up. I screwed up. Yeah. And sometimes people steal phones. Sad day.

It sucks. Phones are really expensive and now I have to deal with it. But I think. Because you're a rich white kid. These cases. Yes. There's the racial component to it, which is important. Oh, it's very important.

That's why you covered the story. Because a poor, innocent black man was just violated. And oh, haven't they been through so much? Oh, those poor blacks. I mean, look, guys. Want to see what the blacks have been dealing with? That poor guy. Look, here's slavery pics.

Look at this guy. There's a chain around his neck. Oh, my God. And then we got more chains. And here's cotton. And there's a white guy. Well, he's blue. But you get the idea.

And it's hot out there. And oh, God're tied up blacks blacks avoid slavery oh no blacks to discuss um but the other component is we've like infantilized everyone like we including the black people that you are pretending to save right now from a totally pointless situation that someone should have gotten over in a split second. And you don't call them out for the rampant thievery that they partake in all the time and pretend that that doesn't exist. Everyone has this sense of entitlement. Anna, your analysis is oddly accurate right now. You are entitled to think that you can shame others for the very same shit you do. Everyone thinks that they can do no wrong.

Like who, Anna? Does anyone come to mind here? Everyone thinks that everything they do and say is perfect and they never need to apologize. Right, like smearing Aaron Maté, saying he's a Russian agent, kind of like that. Like that's the culture that I'm seeing everywhere. It's not just with these stories i'm seeing it everywhere yeah i'm fucking better than you yeah i'm fucking better than you yeah i'm fucking better than you okay much better there's this inability to just stop for a second and do a little bit of self-reflection oh my god it's peak hypocrisy. I might explode.

Is there a possibility that you misplaced your phone? Is there a possibility, Anna, that you are baselessly lying about Aaron Montay and Jimmy Dorr? Why is the first thought, someone stole my phone, someone stole my phone, someone stole my phone? Because sometimes that happens, Anna. And who says it was the first thought? No one does. So you're kicking out straw men, you're a fucking pointless hack, and you're a hypocritical mess. Okay, well, where's the last place you put your phone? Oh my god, Anna, yeah, it's so easy. Hey, stop losing stuff, guys. And stop thinking something

might be stolen when, even though we do know that does happen, but look, just, it's so easy. Where was the last place you put it? You know, Anna, sometimes I lose my keys. Like, I don't know where I put my keys. But hold on. Let me use the Anna logic. Where was the last place I put my keys? Oh, I think I put it on that little table right by the couch. Maybe I'll look there. Anna, it was there. Anna, it's so great.

Like, I thought it through. And that was the last place I put it. And that's where it ended up being. I'm so silly. I thought a black man might have come in and stolen it. But that's my racism. How did that man steal the phone? And also, just think about it for a second.

How did he steal the phone? He took it. All right, maybe it had fallen out. Maybe it was on the ground. Something like that. I don't know. How exactly did this random stranger manage to steal your son's phone? Did he pickpocket the phone?

I like a random stranger. Phone thievery is only done among friends. Friends and family. Oh yeah, that's a widely known fact. Strangers steal phones, Anna. Yes, pickpocket. I mean, are you aware that pickpocketing does happen? I mean, why did you just say like pickpocketing?

Is that even possible? The pickpocket the phone? It makes no sense. What makes no sense? The fuck are you talking about, Anna? It makes no sense. What makes no sense? The fuck are you talking about, Anna? It's so stupid. Pickpocket? Who's ever stolen anything?

Look, I'm a reporter, guys. I'm here to report that. Stealing? How could you even steal something? So let's look into what just happened there. What did we just see Anna doing? I mean, she knows that this criticism, what she just laid out to that Hispanic woman,

if applied to her, she would just crumble and disgrace herself. I mean, Anna, you're accusing a woman of doing the fucking thing you do. That is called projection. And this is why this narcissistic bitch does it. Hey, everybody, it's Meredith Miller with Inner Integration. And today the topic I have for you is projection, the narcissist's weapon that can be used against them. So I'm going to talk about what the narcissist is doing with projection, what it's actually revealing to you, and how you can use that against them by understanding what their true motives are. Essentially, all narcissists tell on themselves. Projection is the process through which they reveal who they are

and what they're doing. Through projection, they call you what they are. They accuse you of doing what they're doing or planning on doing. They throw their uncomfortable feelings onto you because they don't want to deal with them. They throw their shame onto you so they don't have to deal with it. They make you feel guilty for who they are and what they're doing because they are unable to feel that guilt themselves. So essentially projection is an unconscious way of denying the existence of something inside oneself and attributing it to others, right? Externalizing it. So this can be unacceptable or unwanted characteristics, flaws, thoughts, emotions, actions, feelings. It's a defense mechanism. And that is precisely what is happening behind the scenes, internally. They're not aware of it. They're Dunning-Kruger on this. I mean, everything they do suggests the degree of cluelessness that

they have. They lack self-awareness. They're repugnant, grotesque human beings. And what's great about it is that this is the hardware. This is the operating system that they have going on their stupid brains. So this is going to happen again and again. This is not the bug. This is the feature.

And that's why exposing these people, it's not just a mistake. Their philosophy is the mistake. Their ethical code is the mistake. Therefore, it's not just a mistake. Their philosophy is the mistake. Their ethical code is the mistake. Therefore, it's going to happen again and again and again. And if you just piece the things together, connect the dots, you can see the greater narrative. And that is, we are all better than Anna Hooknose Kasparian. I don't give a shit, okay? I don't give a fuck shit.

Fuck shit. Fuck it. Right? Fuck it fuck it that's it that's who i am i'd rather be a social justice warrior than a piece of fucking shit look i've come to the realization piece of fucking shit i i love being a social justice warrior shit that was the AIU video you gotta sign up to censored.tv

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Now, people are mad that it didn't have Ben Margera and he's not in the movie. But, uh, I kind of get why so like I'm not complaining let's check out his Jackass trailer though I'm gonna get his best friend

and his soul died in that one I'm getting a restaurant and it's sold. I don't know. We'll meet again. Don't know where. Oh, fuck yeah. Go all night donated $20. Alright. Now, five more to the extreme left. Five more to the extreme left. Trust me. I have a bunch of shit to watch. Although that will make me, um... You piqued my interest, though.

Hmm. Alright. Dad! What? You monkey ass over here. What? What do you want? Dad, I'm sick. I'm alive.

You're sick? What do you want? Wait, you're really sick? You lost them and got enough. What do you want? Are you really sick? What do you want? Are you sick?

Obviously. Why do you think I'm in bed? What do you want? You always in bed, What do you want? You know you're in bed, but can you put another freezer for me? Really? You want me to put your beer in the freezer?

Give me. Yeah. That flies out of the way for you the whole night, but... You're sick? How sick are you? You didn't have to go to bed. I'm not stressing that sickness. I'm not stressing that sickness. I'm going to bang to bed. I'm not trusting that sickness. I'm not trusting that sickness.

I'm not trusting that sickness. Yeah. Jackass trailer, though. Don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to Jackass. Three, two, one. A lot of people ask, what will Jackass be like once we're older? Well, it'll get more mature. See that, right? The faster you pedal your bike, the faster the other guy's hand goes back. When I had a course machine gun, Kelly was trying to get down on this. It wasn't going to feel like anything. Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool.

And Knoxville's 49. So we're good. So, like, Machine Gun Kelly part of the Jackass crew now? Because I think I'm more than one skit. So is Machine Gun Kelly here to stay? I'm here to stay. But I get this is probably their last movie. Can you feel my heart? Wow.

Today we're going to do a little furniture shopping. I've been watching Jackass since I was four. I might have to check this out in the theaters And guess what we're here We have winners and we have Steve Hey a bunch of NASA scientists right? What did you guys do to Eric? I'll do it for that second. Eric, prepare.

Prepare to fail. You still got those million dollar teeth, that's for sure. Now, the controversy is they did not have Ben Margera in these movies. Which I 100% understand. What? Ben Margera. I get it, dude. By the way, my best friend died.

Now, when your best friend died, it was crazy. But for me, it was extra crazy. Because my grandpa was in his deathbed. And I was in the Navy, and he called me down to the office. And I got the call. Grandpa died. And my mom said, hey, your best friend Josh died. What?

And then, like, two weeks later, my grandpa died. But, uh, Ben Margera completely fell apart. And they couldn't put him in that movie. He had no shape nor condition.

And like, my best friend died. I didn't say, well, no, I gotta stop living life and doing shit like that. Ben Roger had the biggest breakdown ever. Kind of very bizarre. And then much of a breakdown well yeah it was crazy because I was waiting for a call by the way

I think I only five dollars a go all night grabbing the beer and shot I don't want to end it but I'll tell you the story. I was in the Navy. It was 2006. USS Carl Vinson. I got called down to the office.

My grandpa had been on the deathbed for a month. I expected a call. And Kyle's grandma died. I got the call. Your best's grandma died. I got the call, your best friend died. He broke his neck. What the fuck? And then I think literally two days later,

my grandpa died. And, the problem, when my best friend died, I wasn't at a time when I could use my liberty. Because I was overseas. But then I had to use. My liberty.

To do my grandpa's funeral. And we should always say. That George Floyd horse shit. Oh, trust me, when my grandpa died, we partied. We went to the out halls. There were a thousand people there. My grandma died. Her brother wasn't allowed, but Desmond,

I don't want to shit on Des, but Des wasn't allowed because she brought me there because I had to be there. But George Floyd, the same day, had a thousand niggas unmasked. My grandma's funeral and George Floyd's funeral was the same day. The exact same day.

And only 10 people were allowed. But anyway, we were putting my grandma's ashes next to my grandma's. They rented out this thing where my grandma died, he had his ashes. My grandma set up, when he died, her ashes, he had his ashes. My grandma sat up when he died, her eyes were going next to his ashes. And here's a great accomplishment I get to do. They put up a step ladder, and I

walked up my grandma's ashes, and I put it next to my grandpa's, and I shut the thing. Only ten people were allowed. Me, my dad's, I shut the thing. Only ten people were allowed. Me, Des, my aunt, her sister, my aunt, me,

who drove me there, and her son who drove her there. Not their brothers or sisters or cousins or anything. There were only five people allowed and the niggas who drove us were part of the funeral. No,

you don't want that. You don't want to understand. You don't understand. You don't understand. I've done it. I've heard So fucking here. Cause I, well we do shingles. We do shingles here. I'm not even trying to ask you for a box or whatever. Eh, yeah, eh. Oh, I don't know. Did I get angry?

Eek. What? All right. What's just for me to wake crying like a game friday? Man I hate local rappers too much pride Bars never get you fooled, they just spit inside My brains are on a house, do you wanna step inside? Whistle screaming like Whitney's ghost, crying out for Clyde Begging my dear real for these blokes that don't face shit All my peter quill tripping in my spaceship Bro talkin' ill, we give him a joke or face slip Gonna start off from the bottom like John gets his basement

Y'all some fuckboys, fuckboys don't fuck girls Cause fuckboys, fuckboys in the fuckworld I don't fuck boys but I'm still an asshole Plus I carry pastels over tops like a fishbowl Got red bloods revvin' in my van boy Grabbin' skype and me we tellin' you we friends boy I'm Ed Gein when it comes to the skates boy And you a queen tickin' chillin' for the tennis, boy

Like a spear, write a letter Peace the fuck you be, they had her Keep a mask, like Bandera Y'all ain't ready, niggas ready Y'all ain't scary, y'all so furry It's like Obi-Wan, three-a-dollar Thought we done to fake a bitch It's broke me like I'm saving for me

All of you, all of you Teddy, Lobo, Diablo Right in the head, it's gone They great, they gone, they great Cause I ghost y'all Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck the close call Boy, where the dude at? Where the dude at? They say you spit your poop about, where the dude at?

Yo, you pussy look like sack, where the screw that at? I got my bounce for the house, just a newfound zap What you say, yeah? We go all finger flat, super say, yeah Keep the game fly, boy, we playin' Bout to fuck the world up with Ronald Reagan Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett Bubbles rollin' on that river like Angela Bassett Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city?

I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't ridin' with me Then I call my brother Cas Yo, Carrie brings the bass, this is Jigo Ray's tale Like Little Nicky, man, I'm picky with this rap shit The pressure awaits tons, but this shit's a fucker Slightly sweeter than glazed buns Lyrically, I could be the Mel Chata, hova, wearin' a hockey mask So I guess that would make me Jay, son

Dumbin' it down, I love your trap Robbin' your brothers, like sendin' me down The bill of the enemy, but what I like deadin' I'm killin' the children with what's in my sack This is no killin', my river was yours When we think I know you're trapped Robbing your brothers like cinnamon down The bill will be in the pool, whatever like getting up Killing the children with wish and my staff This is no killing, my river will roar When we think I'm a lay in your side You tripping and flipping and Mr. Division And rubber bullets, you be flippin' the staff

My code is wild, all I gotta say is go Batches get the D, they ain't worried about no honor rolls Goku in this pitch, if I snap I knock you out, you close No fire, burnin' pyres, but Siraji taught me self-control Hold up, let a villain keep it real I ain't stuntin' if I'm spotty, I ain't smilin' chill with drills Homieie, hold up I do this rap to pay the bills, yeah, I got that bacon soda But I use it for my meals, homie, hold up I'm a psychopath for real, Charles Mason had a label

He be givin' me a deal, homie, hold up I'm a nerdy boy with skills, fuck a penny for my thump All my bitches work for a meal, homie What you say, yeah? We go off in the blast, you say, yeah? You say, nah We ain't fly, boy, we ain't fly We ain't fly, we ain't fly We ain't fly, we ain't fly Fuck a penny from a gun, all my bitches work for me, oh homie What you say, yeah?

We go off in the blast, you say, yeah? You can't fly, boy, we ain't play, yeah? Fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan Oh Zeus, oh Zeus Pettis, Lobo, Diablo Run in the head, it's gonna be Oh Zeus, oh Zeus Pettis, Lobo, Diablo

Run in the head, it's