The Yewneek Pod - Yewneek exposing Brendan Schaubs lawyers ? They watch all his streams! Plus Aiu on the Hasan Piker vs Sam Hyde situation and more...

Episode Date: September 3, 2022

Yewneek reads the latest court filings of Brendan's lawyers. Did they lie? Is it an honest mistake? The kangaroo bleeps on Cenks nephews scared response to Sam Hyde and a new Conspiracy Social Club aka Deep Waters with Bryan Callen And Sam Tripoli. 

That rocks. Requested in thick voice. First set of requests for admissions have been conclusively established unless the court on motion permits the admission to be withdrawn and amended. All this legal mumble jumble bullshit. Yeah, I'm only dealing with the reports. Yeah, that's the word they put, Stanley Moon. What the, I've never heard that word before. What is that?

Yeah, I don't know what that means either. What is that word? How could I trust this email? I know they got the Gomez on it from the big fancy Jewish law firm of Brendan Shaw, but when they start speaking in Shaw-bisms, that word is spelled like, Brendan Shaw tried saying interrogations,

but it said interrogatories or something. I don't know what that means. Who did my response to your bullshit thing by thing made me do that program that shows that you got it and saw it. So you're fucking lying. Like the Jew you are.

I don't think they're Jewish, but... Oh, that dummy probably wasn't smart enough to get a prenup. She'll get everything. you What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the stream lab link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's poppin'? How was your Thursday? Oh, we got some court documents to show. My God, they're fucking hilarious. Have you seen that Shopperverse I'm a Good Guy video? No.

What's up, SnoopyDog? Kyle, yes, that's my name that's the first thing I wanted to talk about Kanye and I'm just finding out about this for the first time Tiffany Haddish and Arie Spears are being accused of ensued for grooming children and pedophilia? What? Oh, I played it the other day? Well, I guess I did see it. What, I block Cheetah? Because I have amazing power.

And I get to do whatever I want. I got my feelings hurt? No. Yes, we're going to play the AIU thing. And we finally got the Conspiracy Social Club video. We'll be playing that as well. Kyle, don't ever call me Kylester. It's a little too hard.

But this! Tiffany Haddish and Ari Spears sued allegedly groomed and molested children Haddish lawyer fires back calls it a shakedown there's an update

despite what the lawsuit claims Funny or Die says they had no involvement in creating the video telling us Funny or Die found this video absolutely disgusting and would never produce such content we were not involved with the conceptually conceptualization concept conceptualization development funding or production of this video it was uploaded to the site as user-generated content

and was removed in 2018 immediately after becoming aware of its existence. It's hard to say conceptualization. It's hard to say that word. Tiffany Haddish and Harry Spears groomed a 14-year-old girl and her 7-year-old brother, coercing them to film explicit skits. This is according to a new lawsuit,

but Tiffany's legal team is calling it nothing but a shakedown years in a make-in. The comedians are being sued by two siblings, going by Jane Dow and John Dow, who claim they've been traumatized for life as a result of allegedly being groomed when they were children. The boy also claims to have been molested by both defendants.

This is why I'm not buying this. Like, you pushed it a little much with that. I don't think Ari Spears is molesting a seven year old boy nor Tiffany Haddish in that lawsuit obtained by TMZ the alter sister says she was just 14 when Haddish

gained her trust and convinced her to film a sexually suggestive video with Haddish teaching her how to mimic fellatio for the skit. The allegations get even more disturbing, and the suit she claims her younger brother was only seven when Haddish brought him to a home where Spears and Haddish molested him while filming a Funny or Die video titled Through a Pedophile's Eyes.

Oh, so they were making a skit about pedophiles. It was a skit making fun of pedophiles. Tiffany's attorney says the lawsuit is purely an extortion attempt, telling us Plainfield's mother has been trying to assert these bogus claims against Haddish for several years. Every attorney who has initially taken on her case and there were several ultimately dropped the matter

once it became clear that the claims were meritless and Ms. Haddish would not be shaken down now miss morris has her adult daughter representing herself in a lawsuit hey i'm doing that the two of them will together face the consequences of pursuing this frivolous action the siblings claim haddish was friends with their mother they say the video featuring john doe was published online via funny or die i gotta see the skit now in their suit the sister says her resulting trauma has prevented her from dating because she's scared she would be taken advantage of led down a path a false trust like trust like the path that Haddish let her down? Well, that is the path of dating, stupid.

Both siblings say they have developed social disorders. The brother claims he is so afraid of being watched or recorded, he places Band-Aids over all the cameras on his electronics. The siblings also say their mother tried to reach a $15,000 settlement with Spears over the alleged molestation video. They are going after Haddage and Spears for damages. I'm calling bullshit on this. Just some hood niggas trying to get a fucking pay out. Tiffany Haddish is Ethiopian.

I don't think so. Ethiopian chicks are hot. Ethiopian chicks. They're black chicks. But they're super skinny. And not because they're starving, but just generally. And slim. And they're kind of sexy Ethiopian chicks.

No, we didn't smash chicks in front of each other. I remember one time I fucked a Filipino hooker and my boy just went out into the hallway while I did it. Then when I was done he came back in and she laughed. Who wants to watch someone smash somebody in front of them? Her dad was an Ethiopian Jew? What did he fuck fuck a white chick? What, is she half white?

Why is she so damn light-skinned? She's not that light-skinned, but you wouldn't think that her dad was Ethiopian. Was it Kalilah? No! This Filipino chick had natural big tits and a big butt.

You banged a 40-year-old hooker while her 20-something daughter waited in the bathroom. She came out. Then did her. Giggity. Giggity. Why do you keep

putting Kyle? If you do it one more time, I'm going to ban you because it's annoying me. Okay. I told you not to be a faggot dude but you had to be a homo but I gotta show you some law documents.

Some official... In which Brendan Schaub admits he watches me in these live streams. Which I've always told you he did. And I always said in court documents he does. But in the newest court document they admitted it again don't start watchers by the way right now Brendan Schaub is watching me

it's kind of weird and sad and pathetic but it's not like this thing has got gigs to sell out or anything what's up I present you with the latest thing they filed by the way this is a lying document it was what I was talking about the other night

I read the court documents he actually jerks off to death while listening to the show It was what I was talking about the other night. I read the court documents. He actually jerks off to death while listening to the show. So it starts off. Introduction. This case is about defendant Kyle Swindells. Is. You don't pluralize my name like that.

Stupid. Infringement. I'm playing with Thick Boy Production, Inc. you don't pluralize my name like that stupid infringement on plaintiff's thick boy production ink copyrights to four audio visual works namely episodes of the podcast the fighter and the kid Mr. Swindells

has chosen to treat this lawsuit about as seriously as he treats the exclusive rights granted to the copyright owners by the Copyright Act. Plaintiff diligently pursued discovery, which included requests for admissions going to the heart of the plaintiff's claim and Mr. Swindell's asserted defense of fair use. Plaintiff gave Mr. Swindell three separate opportunities to respond to his written discovery before filing this motion. I did

do an email, then first class mail. I have receipts on both. They filed a motion saying I didn't do it when I had the proof I did. How desperate are they? I am blacker

than Will Smith. I'm Cape Verdean. I'm literally African. On May 27th When I originally served Discovery request On July 13th When IT sent a letter

You're IT? What's IT? Are they like fucking non-binary or something? When IT sent a letter Informing Mr. Swindells of consequences Of his failure to respond But nevertheless granted him another opportunity to do so in on August 18th. When it. Brendan Schaub is now non-binary.

I don't know when this change happened. I did respond to your shit. To date, Mr. Swindells has failed to respond to plaintiff discovery or any of its letters. Instead of responding to the discovery request, or at the very least, calling or emailing counsel for plaintiff. I did email you and sent, printed out my response, sent it first class. And you got the email too. So they're lying. Plaintiff to request a reasonable extension of time to do so. Mr. Swindells took it.

No, wait. They actually put this in court papers Mr. Swindells took his live stream after receiving both the July 13th and August 18th letters during his live streams

Mr. Swindells displayed the letters on screen read from them and there were displayed the letters on screen, read from them, and there were civilly dismissed them. He referred to the plaintiff's counsel as the big fancy Jewish law firm of Brendan Schaub hurled expletives and slurs at plaintiff's lawyers and accused one of fucking lying

like the Jew you are. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's fucking hilarious hilarious these are public papers they're public but that's fucking hilarious am I not the funniest nigga on earth

I have Joe Rogan's right handhand man, apparently a multimillionaire, Brendan Chobb, suing me. And in the lawsuit, he admits he watches all my live streams, and they're telling the joke I said about them being fucking Jesus. Nigga, I'm on such a level of trolling. I don't think any other troll can reach my level.

Of legal trolling. I'm the greatest internet troll ever. I guess I don't think it was my goal but I am I got a multi-millionaire suing me and in his lawsuit

they're referencing my Jew jokes my god They're referencing my Jew jokes. My God. I would say surreal, but not surreal. I'm used to this. I have to read this back during his live streams

Mr. Swindells displayed the letters on screen read from them and dismissed them he referred to the plaintiff's counsel as the big fancy Jewish law firm of Brendan Job hurled

expletives and slurs at plaintiff's lawyers and accused one of fucking lying like the Jew you are the fact that that's written in law documents I'm sorry that's hilarious that was written in law documents, I'm sorry. That's hilarious. That was written in a law document.

Now this lawyer's lying. I did respond to all of them and shit. But it's hilarious. And they're even titling the date of my streams now. That's how much Brendan Schaub watches me and has to watch me. And all his family and fucking friends. That's how fucking sad it is. I can't ban you on Twitch.

Were you such a lonely Spanish loser, one to defend Schaub. Then you went to Twitch. To put my name out, really. Now I have to troll like I care. But, Jesus. By the way, you're defending Brendan Schaal, the biggest joke ever. Everyone's trolling me. No, I'm still making a shitload of money. It's hilarious. What are you talking about?

It's hilarious. In their lawsuit, they brought up my Jew jokes. I didn't ban Cheetah. He's on Twitch right now. Stallone did the Richard Gere gerbil thing? But I have to read this back one more time. Mr. Swindells took to his livestream after receiving both the July 13th and August 18th letters.

During his live stream, Mr. Swindells displayed the letters on screen, read from them, dismissed them. He referred to the plaintiff's counsel as the big fancy Jewish law firm where Brendan Schaub hurled

expletives and slurs. Hmm? I've been known to do that. But the funniest thing is the big fancy Jewish lawyer from a Brendan shop hurled expletives and slurs at plaintiff's lawyers and accused one

of fucking lying like the Jew you are they didn't get the joke in the quote I was doing but they're lawyers they're not gonna be funny and they're representing the most unfunny thing on earth without a sense of humor but during this motion they're lying so another lie from those goddamn J O O's I'll just refer to them as J-O-O's from now on, like South Park. You know, Kyle's a J-O-O.

But they watch this live stream. They mention it in court all the time. Brendan Shaw watches it. So, team watches it, his family watches it they have to watch it Sutton tells me like his relationship relies on this lawsuit

and I saw they posted about this lawsuit on that fighter and the kids subreddit um and they're like you know we don't care we hate them both do you stupid if I lost this lawsuit

the next day I wonder if they realize if I lose this lawsuit the next day Reddit will just take your shit down if Brendan Schaub won a copyright thing against me a YouTuber

they would immediately or you just play his videos they would immediately take your shit down and Reddit's not gonna go to court or anything they ban subreddits all the time and you're not that big of a subreddit subreddits are millions of shit

so like them niggas are dumb but they're retards anyway Now I'm not rich But uh Yeah that subreddit Quote unquote indifference I look forward But yeah, that subreddit's quote-unquote indifference. I look forward to no longer existing subreddit.

I was never a real subreddit kind of guy, by the way. If I make money doing this, I don't type on a form. But I get it, though. I'm not hating on it. I'm not fat and big boned. I'm not big boned. I'm not fat. You live alone like a poor? Plenty of rich people live alone. Through the adult version, I'm telling the teacher because they're making fun of me. But I just found it hilarious.

In court documents, they brought up my joke. And like I said, they've done this before, but it's confirmation. They watch all my fucking streams. They're trying to put them in the lawsuit documents. Mr. Stringdale said this. By the way, should I file that Thickboy

said they're suing me for defamation when they're not? They're telling the world they're suing me for defamation and libel, but they're suing me for copyright, which you know they're going to lose. They can't tell the world they're suing me for defamation and libel. But they're suing me for copyright, which I know they're going to lose. They can't tell the world they're suing me for copyright. But they're telling the world, and Brendan Schaub said this on the show,

they're suing me for copyright, which they're going to lose. But he's lying and saying it's defamation and shit. Yes, Brendan Schaub lied and said, you know, I'm suing that guy because he defamed me and made a... No, you're not suing me for that. You can't sue me for that.

I didn't defame you. You are an unfunny loser, but... The lawsuit is about copyright. are unfunny loser, but. The lawsuit is about copyright. About four specific videos that are fair use. That's all the lawsuit is. Is the judge Jewish? I forget what the judge even is.

But he's not suing me for defamation. He's suing me for copyright shit. And taking an advantage. This is why I might have to vote for Trump Trump said he was going to do away with the bullshit lawsuits even though he did the most bullshit lawsuits

he sued Bill Maher for calling him a monkey but Trump claimed that could you imagine well yeah he did defame me by saying that Could you imagine? Well, yeah. You did defame me by saying that. But I'm not a fag.

And I won't ever sue anybody. I'm not fat. Felons can vote? Yes! chat. Felons can vote? Yes! I'm in Rhode Island, an extremely left state. Not only can I vote, I can be voted emperor anytime.

Anybody just said. Right, too many hand-in. AIU or Conspiracy Social Club. I might go AIU because it's kind of quick. I got to grab a beer and a shot. We're checking out AIU. You shitting on Hassan? Sam Hyde? Sam Hyde.

Sam Hyde actually boxed. Yes, I went to prison. I did a year. I'm a multiple felon. I'm a hood nigga. There's mad gun felonies and shit. Yes, I can vote, stupid. Can I explain explain again I'm in the most leftist city ever

coffee milk doesn't stink coffee milk is good not as good as chocolate milk but coffee milk serious Not as good as Chocolate Milk, but... Come on. Here you go.

Hire a lawyer? No. By the way, there is a lawyer working for me. And all the proper legalese has been answered. I have lawyers working for me. I'm just not paying them. But lawyers of their own volition have been helping me out in filing, doing all the proper shit. It has been filed properly and received it. That's what I'm saying.

They lied and said they didn't respond. I did. I went through email, printed it out first-class mail the court said mail us this proof which we did so um they might get fucked off at this claiming I never responded when I did and I had to prove I did because the first thing in the court said oh show us you get that receipt yeah we do just did it today so I'm wondering what's wrong with that but yeah I'm gonna pay lawyers A.I.U. likes tight white ass. As you may or may not know, the other night in London at the O2 Arena, Andy Worski got

knocked out in embarrassing and devastating fashion in a look like this. Expect a lot of showboating from Salt Papi. Salt Papi on some of the best ladies and gentlemen salt poppy is the real deal however the fight that came after that was an amazing battle of heavyweights a couple of big boys some dude called thompson and some other dude called sam hyde and they weren't boxers per se, but it was an entertaining bout. And it ended with Sam Hyde, who was the bigger man, at least taller, putting enough damage on Thompson to the point where they just stopped the fight.

He came with a thunder and just a jab, just sort of a step in just punch just a big man throwing a punch apparently it hurts and he calls himself many things he plays a character called the candy man who is kind of an insane fake irish guy and he uses the candy man as a name who can take the sunrise sprinkle it with dew tougher it in chocolate and a miracle or two it's the candy man the candy man can

and the guy seemed radical he seems like kind of out there a little bit during the weigh-ins he was screaming like primally screaming at his opponent talking about I'm a dolphin

I'm dripping tomorrow night at the O2 arena Primally screaming at his opponent talking about I'm a dolphin. I'm dripping So this is an introduction to this dude who I've never seen before. And it's like, I'm dripping Thompson. I'm a dolphin. Now, I don't pretend to know what the fuck he's talking about, but I registered the energy and the intensity and it's amusing and he's not breaking character. Or is it a character? I mean, what's not fake is that these two guys did fight and he's not breaking character or is it a character I mean what's not fake is that these two guys did fight and he did win the fight that

Sam figured out how to throw straight punches and once he did that it was all over for I am Thompson round three was the end of it and you could see Thompson barely standing up. He was on Bambi legs. Yeah. It's amazing that it got stopped the way it did. I thought for sure Sam. And so when you win a fight in boxing, guess what?

You get to have a moment. You get to be platformed. You get to have a guy come up and interview you and ask you questions about the fight. And, you know, is there anything you want to say? Well, the Candyman, Sam Hyde know is there anything you want to say well the candy man sam hyde he had a few things to say and what ended up happening was easily the greatest call out in the history of combat sports i mean it's combat sports meets internet celebrity dumb meets internet blood sports and just cringe and fun and weirdness it's intense the dude is six five 260

something pounds and this is what he had to say after the fight you got anyone you want to call and fun and weirdness. It's intense. The dude is 6'5", 260-something pounds. And this is what he had to say after the fight. You got anyone you want to call out in the heavyweight division? Oh, you know it, lad. You know that, Hasan Piker. I'm coming to kill you in Los Angeles at your house. Or in the ring. No, in real life.

I'm going to stalk him and become obsessed with him and wear his makeup and his dresses and use his skin as a coat like the ancient Irish did. Well, that's your winner, Sam. I mean, try to understand what that is, how many norms he just broke at the same time. So he just called out Brown Fabio, Hasan Piker. He's been calling him out before.

This is not new. But this, at this moment, there was a million people watching at that time, 20,000 live. And since then, millions more have seen that clip. So in a matter of a few seconds, he managed to stir up so much drama and attention by calling out Hasan Piker. But how did he do it? He threatened to kill him. I'm going to kill you.

And the interviewer is sitting there going, well, can you clarify? Like you're talking about in the ring. And without pausing, without hesitation, and without breaking face, which is amazing to me, he goes, no, in real life. And the guy's laughing. True Geordie, the guy's interviewing him. He is laughing because it's funny, because it's so inappropriate. It's so ridiculous. You're not supposed to threaten to murder someone by name and give a location in this city at his house here's his name i intend to kill you like for sure that's got to be a crime he's gonna say no i'm joking it's in character this and that but it's so jarring to hear that because you just never do it's like is this guy crazy like what is going here? Got anyone you want to call out in the heavyweight division?

Oh, you know it, lad. You know that, Hasan Piker. I'm coming to kill you in Los Angeles at your house. Or in the ring. No, in real life. I'm going to stalk him and become obsessed with him and wear his makeup and his dresses and use his skin as a

coach like the ancient irish did well that's your winner i'm not sure the ancient irish used skin as coats that is buffalo bill from silence of the lambs but he was going after large fat women they had more skin hassan piker i mean you don't it's hairy you don't want that skin well frederica used to work for Mrs. Lippman. Did you know her? No, huh? Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person? Yeah, she was a big girl, sir.

Okay, so that happened, but did it achieve its purpose? Oh, hell yeah, it did. Absolutely, it did. Now, think of this. If you're Hasan Piker and that just happened, what is the appropriate response? What is he supposed to do? He has a few choices. Number one, he could challenge this guy to a fight. There is a problem with that. Hasan Piker is not a

fighter. He's not a tough guy. He's not strong. He's a bitch. So he's a fake tough guy. He's got little stick legs and he's not an athlete and he's not mentally tough and he's not physically tough Like he's a nice shot. I guess you could say Hassan isn't saying he Maybe he does but when a guy doesn't like you and is in the public and he's like, you know what?

I think this guy's a chump. I think he's a clown. I think he's a fraud. I Make videos about other shit. You just don't watch him. I don't say you like to see him I do make shit you just don't watch him i don't say you like to see him i do make up you just don't watch him you just don't like him and if part of that guy's persona is i'm a big tough guy i'm an alpha male i'm a dude bro and i'm tough and shit if that's part of his act watching him get called out and exposed is pretty hardcore it's pretty revelatory so for starters the request of sam Hyde to fight Hasan Piker will never be accepted because Hasan Piker would lose the fight badly and would be embarrassed forever. So for starters, Hasan is shorter, weighs less, and literally cannot fight. So it would be a

squash match and he's not going to accept it. Now, how do you get away from that fact being revealed to everyone who just saw this? You were called out in public in front of millions. What are you going to do? You could ignore it, pretend it didn't happen. Meanwhile, all of his fans, thousands of his fans are going, dude, Sam Hyde just called you out in public. What do you have to say about it? He could say straight up, here's what he could do. I'm not a boxer. This guy boxes. And he's big and scary and intense. I'm not really interested in doing celebrity boxing. I have nothing to prove.

I have no interest in fighting you. He could say, look, you would beat me. You would beat me, sir. You are a better physical specimen than I. Here's the problem. He can't do that. He has to save face. And so now it's like we're in a very weird place where I can't ignore this, but I can't accept.

I don't think I've ever watched an Andrew Tate video. The challenge, and the more attention I don't pay to this, the more of a story it becomes. Here is what Hassan did when he found out about this. By the way, is Andrew Tate not American? I think I might have learned that through this Andrew Tate talk. Is he not American? Does he have an accent? Looking at my mod chat.

What is this? My god, Hasan's got some grades you know that hasan piker i'm coming to kill you oh yeah yeah he's he's touched he's been and his stresses and he was as skin as a coach like the ancient Irish. Oh yeah. Yeah, he's touched. He's been affected by that. Hasan is compromised.

He's freaked out. And who wouldn't be? This fucking huge scary dude is all sweaty and like roided up and he's like, I'm gonna kill you. I'm coming to kill you. Now, he could register it as a joke. He could be like,

okay, that's absurd and ridiculous. But I don't think he is. I think he's actually frightened to the core about that. Welcome. Welcome to the stream chat. The new chatters. So he got an influx. Oh, so he's British.

Like I never saw the Andrew Tate videos. But I take them less seriously. I've seen his picture. A bald Brit with an uncircumcised dick like to 5 000 subs people just watching his stream maybe it's playing british what's that from and it was people who just heard sam hyde call who's going to fuck a dude and he takes his dick out and he has foreskin, that ugly small thing, who doesn't last as long. By the way, dudes who aren't circumcised come way quicker and i notice only because they the whole don't circumcise your kid thing is they say sex feels better if you don't circumcise yeah as a man the last thing you want

is sex to feel better you want to last longer so they come quicker too to his stream to see what he was going to say about it and now he's figured it out but he's trying to downplay it he's trying to ghost the entire thing like oh that didn't look at anyone junk i just know the truth happened so the millions of people around the world that just witnessed that and are gonna see that clip in the next 24 hours 48 hours forever he's hoping that that's just gonna go away like hey let's talk about uh biden or you know the fucking shit libs no let's talk about the big scary dude who just challenged you to a fight and said he's gonna come to your house and kill you i think that's kind of a story why don't you

address it you fucking coward you pussy and so his chat is telling him you got called out the candy man bro bro dude literally bro okay okay they're talking about you on the ksi fight that's probably why you got the extra 5k oh that's what happened yeah bro i am hi that dude is gross as i'm not going near that mother he's gross guys he's gross as fuck what is what you got called out. You're gross. Okay. So what's your answer? What are you going to say? What are you going to do? He's going to dude bro it up right now.

He's trying to pretend he's still a tough guy. Dude, bro. Come on, man. So he's frightened. His little heart's going pitter patter, but he doesn't know what to do with his energy, his rage. He's like in fight or flight, but he ain't flying anywhere, and he's not fighting anyone.

So it's just... No, I just know the way the British and the European... Weird en... Remember, I went to those countries on my world tour. I got off restriction. Energy that he's presenting, and he decides to take it out... Pussy was jumping out the window at the american dick on his own fans watch he said he's coming to your house and kill you okay it's not okay what do you mean okay okay okay so now he's perturbed that his fans are acknowledging

that a guy in public not just public public, in front of millions of people, just said he's going to come to your house and kill you. Now, it's a joke. It's a character. It's trolling. But he does want to fight you, and he definitely doesn't like you. And the idea that you're going to pretend like this is not newsworthy, or your role right now is to be a bitch and pull an attitude with your fucking fans?

Like, how dare you bring that up? Okay, okay, don't bring it up. Like, whatever, whatever. It didn't happen. Like, this is such a revealing moment of just pure cowardice. And also stupidity. Like, you could play this. You could go humorous with this.

You could go big yourself. You could be like, I'll kill you. I'm waiting here. And here's my weapon. Bring it on, Sam. You know, like, anything, anything but this would have been better. Watch the clip? No, no, dude. No, I'm anything, anything but this would have been better. Watch the clip? No, no, dude.

No, I'm good. I'm good. We're done. What do you mean? We're done. I'm good. I'm good. You did watch the clip.

You already did. If someone just said, watch the clip, why didn't you just say, I did see the clip? I've already seen it. So why is he lying to his audience? You watched the clip. That's why. I mean, it's so weak good lord so weird dude don't respond or give them a reaction bro the chatters aren't even a part of this community i

know well it turns out they might be because they're bypassing the there's like there's straight up uh people who the song I don't like what he's doing now the song is disappointing I get why he's disappointing he made it as a twitch dude but he should have

he's a fucking rich kid he made it kind of late to be honest with you. I trolled back in the day with Brace Ball pussy. He saw one of your movies. One of these TV guys. He made it to Twitch guy. Well, it wasn't anything like that.

So now he has to sit. One of these white, little, liberal bums. I don't know where this is coming from. And he hates it. Hassan hates himself, as he should. And I'll give Hassan this credit. He's self-aware enough to know he doesn't really earn it, deserve it.

But he thinks he's not bigger. That's why he looks like a weirdo right now. He's not really trying. Who are? He doesn't care. Like, look at this. He doesn't care. There are sort of people who are literally like, you know, subs.

Like long-term subs and huh subs okay all right this nigga used to take a thousand instagram posts he's the biggest he's now and then doesn't do any dude literally they're fucking subs or like they're pointing out that this major event just happened and like this guy just made an outlandish threat against your life and your reaction is to spurg and be uncomfortable with the thing that just happened dude But now he's made it, he's like, let me get away, I want to make it. My first introduction to Son Piker was like, he said, I love the party of Rihanna, and he's an L.A. rich kid. By the way, another L.A. rich kid AIU AIU is LA rich kid

and a legitimate programmer her work that Pixar and Disney and shit but um the guy is in straight up panic mode so then his audience continues to send him the link like hey here's the clip man like react to this you react to every stupid shit that happens on the internet.

You react. And then this happens and you don't react? How does that make sense? Watch the clip. What is this? I don't know. No, I told him. I actually probably know what this is.

I did the first tour of the song on PopSugar. I'm gonna fucking 50 month subscriber if I think this is what I think it is you're getting permanently banned from the community I'm just letting you know I'm gonna fucking so here's a guy, random viewer

this guy has been a paying member of this community for over 4 years and he sends a clip to be like some guy just threatened to kill you in public on like a hugely watched boxing event maybe you want to comment hasan gets mad at that guy his paying fan oh yeah it is okay 50 month subscriber permaclap him so he's trying to make an example of this guy he's putting his head on a spike yes i'm not shitting on him for being a rich kid now.

Or a pike. Spiky pike. And it's like, why? Why did you just rage against that guy? So this is misdirected anger to a guy who is not even against you. And it's all because he has a total inability to react in a non-petrified way to what just happened. I mean, he's completely lost the plot. He's not even addressing Sam Hyde. And I'm trying at this point Assan hates what he does he has to do this

We're gonna he's sitting there miserable This thing this way I made it I went to school Well the actors and our kids And I don't know one Twitch streamer about politics, but you can't most of the stream ain't politics. He even hates that.

He's not even like the leftist guy anymore. He just facade reacts to this or whatever. I didn't go to politics. He hates what he's become. Permanently clap him. You got clapped, dude.

Permanently clapped him. Right. And then he puts his hand through his hair. Like, still a tough guy. You got banned. For no reason. After most of his plays,

Don't fucking hide. All alone. After most of his fights. No, don't fucking hide. Let's see all of them. If you're a sub, you're not getting unbanned for that. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, you was half a Nancy. Look, dude, if you have... If you see a mentally ill Nazi, okay, on the internet, be like, I'm going to kill Hasan Piker. Okay, I'm going to come to his house and murder him.

Look at this look. Your glasses and your hair right now. People watch this? like i'm gonna kill hassan piker okay i'm gonna come to his house and murder him what is look your glasses in your hair right now people watch this and you go oh this is some information that he should probably watch like he should he should watch and address this yes you absolutely should watch and address this if your whole stupid ass life is going after nazis and pretending that dudes are nazis if they're like an inch to the right of you and you go, Sam, hi, definitely a Nazi. Definitely not joking. Definitely not kidding. Definitely not a comedian. No, he's just a Nazi. Well then address it, motherfucker. Yeah, address it. Yeah, that's something you should watch, be aware of and respond to. Yes, absolutely.

And then by the way, I mean, just a message to you, Hasan, you are addressing it right now. You just said what happened. You don't have the balls to watch the clip. So this is your stupid ass way of addressing it. And your way of addressing it is saying, let's not talk about it. Let's not talk about the thing that is now trending on Twitter and it's everywhere. But I'm going to somehow override that because my desire is don't give it oxygen oxygen don't give it so this is the thing he doesn't want to platform sam hyde meanwhile sam hyde just platformed him in front of a million

people and made him go viral and hassan's like uh downplay downplay downplay forget it i just love the fact that hassan made it but he hates the way you made it. As he should. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. It's like, what a moron. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Then, honestly, just don't post. Yeah, guys. Why post? If a 6'5", 260-pound man... I don't want to hear. His shaved head, his hair grows back, man, quick. Kind of odd.

Yeah, Nick, it's our social club. Okay, you're out of your fucking mind. Bam! Okay, but you're also out of your mind. You're out of your mind! Okay, so let me ask you this. Do you think, is it alarming to you that the Secretary of State in different states, Secretary of State's really always...

You play the bozo, the clown thing. It's been an administrative job to make sure that elections are essentially fair. Does it concern you that Trump loyalists who believe that the election was rigged. Because it was. So, yeah, but you have no evidence. Yeah, I do.

We're going to get to that. What, 2,000 mules? Because that didn't work, right? No, a bunch of them. Oh, a bunch of them. Okay, good. So you're convinced that the election was rigged. Yeah.

And so you're comfortable with the fact that a bunch of Trump loyalists, real Trump operatives, are now getting into positions of being secretaries of state. Do you think that is a fair election? I love it. You do? Yeah. So you want people who are just blindly pro-Trump to be in those administrative-

Versus blindly Clinton. I want people who are Trump to be secretary of state when Biden's in charge. Blindly Obama. Blindly Biden. Blindly Biden. They're not. 100% Biden. No, they're not. What world do you live in, bro?

No, they're not. What world do you live in? What world? Secretary of State. What world? We just had Zuckerberg, AI, on fucking Joe Rogan. Sam, stop. No, stop.

We just had Zuckerberg, AI, on Rogan. Stop talking about Zuckerberg. Stop. Why? Because we're talking about something really important. Like what? What are we talking about, Brian? We're talking about the fact that being a secretary, Sam, up until 15 minutes ago, nobody was talking about how a secretary of state who is in a strictly administrative job had anything to do with rigging an election.

Bullshit. Hillary Clinton. Bro, you just haven't been talking about... Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State. Wasn't she? Talking about it since fucking 2019. All right. So you have no problem with the fact

that Trump loyalists are now taking over the Secretary of State jobs, who are totally and blindly bipartisan. You think I'm anti-Democrat. No, you are. You're 100%. I'm anti-both. I'm anti-both.

But you're, I mean, I love you to death, bro. But you are ignorant to the fact that there was a complete and utter jacking of the election. Give me evidence of that. Okay. Give me evidence. Bernie Sanders fucking goes on a Tonight Show or a Late Show and tells you exactly what's going to happen. And it happens to the T. How does he know that?

So Bernie Sanders is behind the rigged election? He's in on it. Yeah, for sure. Bernie Sanders? Yeah, 100%. How would Bernie Sanders pull this off? How does he pull it off? How?

How would he pull it off? Bernie Sanders is a fraud. Tell me. Do you think I'm saying that Bernie Sanders is going? That's what it sounds like. No, dude. I'm saying he is part of the cabal that jacked the fucking election. Jacked the election. Here's did the cabal jack the election?

Here's how it goes. They start off with fucking riots everywhere, right? Burning down everything. Then COVID. Bang. Which forces everybody home. Then they fucking tell you, hey, man, no one can go to the elections. Go vote.

So we're going to have mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots. So you're actually saying that the Democratic operatives had the power to create? Yes. So was Floyd, George Floyd, an actor? George Floyd was part of a, listen, nobody deserved to die.

Nobody does. Sam Tripoli is such a retard. This is not like a George Floyd was anything. Regardless of who you are. Eric Chauvin, was he an operative who kneeled on his neck for eight minutes and caused outrage in the black community? George Floyd died. Yeah, Sam Chauvin said, yeah, and he ran the flat earth.

Sam Chauvin. He OD'd. He OD'd. It was in the fucking trial. He OD'd. They said they found him at his house. He'll be labeled as an OD'd. It was in the fucking trial. He OD'd. They said they found him at dad's house. It would be labeled as an OD'd. Sam, Sam. Yeah.

Somebody videotaped a police officer. Nobody knew either one of their names. No one. I remember this very well. Brian, Brian, Brian. Derek Chauvin and fucking that and George Floyd worked at the same fucking bar as security they knew each other Do they know each other? Or is it the town and they both have security? like whatever it was me like I was accused of killing a nigga and they were like you worked you work the same way the other nigga i'm like yeah i didn't know i'm from rhode island it's pretty small did i know him i don't work the same way at the same time sam yeah eric chauvin kneels on his neck for eight eric's whatever his name is kneels on his neck for eight minutes you don't even get the cops you hear the kid you hear the kid you hear

the guy saying call him for his mother and yes he dies yes you can hear people civilians record that right that makes the news and everybody goes crazy brian brian 100 is there a conspiracy yes there is a conspiracy there wow 100 there's a conspiracy there yes what is the conspiracy conspiracy they use that to kick off these fucking riots. How? How'd they do that? How'd they do that? Because they promote it. They have operatives. They're paying Antifa to do shit and fucking burn shit down.

So they orchestrated that arrest. 100%. They orchestrated that arrest. These Obama folks. So Derek Chauvin said, I'm going to do something that's going to put me in jail for life. Well, because what was happening was that fucking- Wait, Derek Chauvin did that? I'm sure it was cleaning.

George Floyd is the conspiracy. And I read that much into it. I thought George pointed at the fuck up situation. And nigga had all signs on both sides. That's wrong. I don't know what the conspiracy is. He's part of it? Well, he was sent there.

Derek Chauvin was sent there? Yes. As a police officer? Yes. So a giant... He's only going to take a 20-year sentence. I haven't done it. I haven't run a taxi. Giant Man is causing problems because he's on meth and a bunch of other drugs. He's on meth and he's on fucking fentanyl and he's passing a fake $100 bill.

He was sent there by the store owner because there was a police dispatch. He was sent there, yep. Yeah, the police were sent there, Sam. The police were sent there by the store owner because there was a police dispatch. He was sent there. Yeah. Yeah. The police were sent there, Sam. The police were sent there. And then somebody videotaped that and they waited for the perfect time. So it was all. So you actually are telling me that this was all orchestrated by Democrats?

Yep. You're out of your fucking mind. Are you really serious? Are you really serious about this? I'm 100% serious. So Derek Chauvin was, they said, let's get out. You know what I hate? You know what I watch?

You know what I watch? I'm in a conspiracy. Yeah, Chauvin's fine. But Chauvin, Sam Chauvin is a fucking grifter. He didn't make any comedy. He has. They have old white people doing money and uh, I don't know what he's saying here, but like, yeah, it's not Arthur, it's not that. He's a conspiracy grifter, which I hate. Which I hate.

I don't understand at all. Chuck Griffin is a fucking faggot. What do you think the answer is? George Floyd is a conspiracy? No, that happens. What do you think is different with it? Yeah, it happens, faggot. This faggot literally said,

when I came to Flat Earth, Yeah, I'm in a faggot. This faggot literally said, I'm in a kind of flat earth. I'm in a ball earth, but I don't really have an opinion. Yes. Sam Chimley's business model is to rip off people with conspiracy bullshit. That's sad, man.

Your business model is um... I don't believe in the flat earth, but you... could have considered me. You didn't make that stand-up comedy. You didn't think I'd can rip off old white people. And you'll go deep, too. Chicken. Not only are there

chickens, there's a chicken owl god alien. You know, there's a penny from Grandma for her. He'll go to get that penny of the chicken snake God or other fucks. This faggot will... Wow, that's sad. Get a guy who's going to kneel on someone's neck for nine minutes

and cause international outrage. Let's send a corrupt cop to clean up some fucking... International outrage. Clean up something that this guy was using fake, counterfeit money that was being money laundered through that club. Wait, this is even better. So somebody put fake money in George Floyd's pocket? So real quick, Brian.

Did George Floyd pass counterfeit money? Yeah. Okay. There we go. So how do we tie this back to the Jewish bankers that you seem to be? So Jewish bankers. Nobody said Jewish, bro. Okay.

Let's say the Zionists. Did the Zionists create this? The Zionists, they're running, they're part of many groups. By the way, he says grifting, he says Zionists, he means the Jews. But he can't say the Jews, but there's already the Zionists. The Zionists caused this guy, George Floyd, who had a history of criminal behavior. The Zionists got George Floyd high, gave him a counterfeit bill, sent a corrupt cop. The corrupt cop then kneeled on his neck for eight minutes.

He's doing a life sentence for that. He didn't kneel on his neck. He was on his back. He's doing a life sentence for kneeling on his neck. And did he go to jail? He said on his back. He's doing a life sentence for kneeling on his back. And did he go to jail? He said on his back. Brian, did he go to jail? Is Derek Chauvin in jail? Yes, yeah.

Then fucking the law was followed. What? Yeah, so where is the conspiracy? i just told you where the conspiracy is conspiracy is that that that somebody the the minnesota police department dispatcher yeah gets a call from a store owner sends a police cruiser that's nearby to make an arrest or an investigation yeah this guy is freaking out he's a big guy they hold him down derek chauvin's a fucking idiot kneels on his neck or wherever yeah and this guy goes into cardiac arrest yep does he's doing a life sentence for being part of that murder yeah i believe he was convicted of murder. Yeah. So where is the conspiracy?

The conspiracy is that it was a murder. Everyone watching me which I never felt bad. I felt bad for that dude dealing with that crackhead.

George Floyd was a crackhead. George Floyd was a crackhead, loser piece of shit. But you kept your knee on, especially along when the side people said, damn, get your knee off, you moved your point,

and you tried to keep it on at extra point to delete your power trip. And that's why I agree with you going to jail forever or whatever you got, Sean. And I know that nigga bothered your day, he was a you old crackhead piece of shit. What do you mean? But you're on his back with your knee.

And everybody else, they already damn got off him. And you, did them the people, how dare the sideline people with their cell phones taking away at you already get off of him and said no that's why he said

I don't realize nothing you're too proud you can't admit you were wrong. Did you murder him? Probably. And technically he died of some drugs, but he took the drugs and he didn't, or whatever, but, um, you cops acted like assholes, so you got what you deserve. Whatever, you're usually done forever. I don't have a sense of this thing I got, but, nigga, you got

a sense of this thing, if you ever go out of jail, you're fucking out of there too. Like, your family and friends can't do anything clip this guy's grifter oh i'm grifting right now Apparently... That guy fucking... They were money laundering. Money laundering? Yeah.

Who? Who? They were fucking passing fake counterfeit bills. I'm talking about George Floyd, who... Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm talking about George Floyd who's on drugs with a $100 counterfeit bill. Yep, yep. So they...

So what happens here, Brian, is that you think these things just randomly happen. Yes, I do. They have all these videos ready to drop okay this is what they do you believe anything happens randomly anything do things happen 100 but you're saying George Floyd this whole situation was a conspiracy yeah that somebody planned yes somebody got this guy high and gave him a counterfeit bill no no no no no no what happens right here Brian is they have all these videos ready to drop when they need to cause chaos.

What are these videos? These videos of him being fucking died. Civilians took a video of the guy freaking out. 100%, Brian. Like they do every day. They use it, and it's dumb nonlinear warfare, Brian. Because what happens in all these fucking videos, every fucking time,

the guy who dies, there's some shit that the right can go, oh, look, he's a criminal. He's committing crimes. He's doing all this. And then the right can go, oh, look, he's a criminal. He's committing crimes. He's doing all this. And then the left can go, the cops use fucking police brutality. What do you think of what Derek Chauvin did to him? I think it's gross.

And he should be in jail, right? Yeah. And guess where he is, Brian? He's in jail. He's in fucking jail. So where is the conspiracy? I just told you where the conspiracy is. But what happened when somebody kneels on a guy's neck for eight minutes

is that it's a fucking outrage. And I remember seeing it going. That's fucking outrageous. Right. Right. And everybody freaks out. Who went nuts, Brian? BLM, right?

Did BLM go nuts? It was everybody. Did BLM go nuts? It was me and Brandon. BLM went nuts, right? It was everybody who saw it. So BLM goes nuts. No, everybody did.

Everybody said BLM money. How much fucking money? And where'd that money go, Brian? Where did BLM money go? To Act Blue, which went to where? The Democrats, Brian. That doesn't mean anything. Bullshit, man.

That doesn't mean anything. Bullshit, man. Bullshit. So again, again, the Democrats, they somehow did what? Bring me through the conspiracy. Brian, Brian, this starts in 2015 where fucking Hillary Clinton jacks the fucking primary blatantly

out in the open from fucking Bernie Sanders. Blatantly steals it from him. He didn't steal it. He didn't steal it. Delegates went, no, Brian. Nobody's going to vote for him. Lie. Nobody's going to vote for Bernie Sanders. So they steal the fucking primary from fucking Bernie Sanders.

The DNC, the fucking Democrat Party is pissed and everyone pulls out. There's no money. Nobody's giving money to the Democrats. They can't fundraise. It's bottoming out, bro, to the point they have to go to Mexico to ask for money. Right? So fucking BLM is a front for them to fucking make money. BLM was started by a black woman who was a Marxist.

BLM too was. BLM was fucking co-opted. Sam, were black men disproportionately, for a long time in this country, not treated unfairly and brutalized. And many times by white police force, the bill, Joe Biden, black people, black people in this country, Joe Biden, we're black people in this country mistreated. 100%. So if you are a black man, you you had a you probably had a reasonable uh there

was reasonable cause to be afraid of cops i know so many black dudes who are not radical dudes they're fucking young dudes who are great guys yeah and they're not like liberals they're not and they're fucking just dudes yeah right and they're not even like they don't even like actually talking about it brian Callen knows black people. Huge point. Yeah. Because you know what? They're guys and they don't want to sound like pushups.

But if you have a real conversation. One of the things, I know black people, but they're not. What was that statement? I know black people, but what were they supposed to be? Callen? That was a weird defense. I know black people, but you know. With the black men that I know that have not even,

they're not radical guys. Yeah. All of them have told me they've had a bad experience with cops, right? I've had bad experiences with cops. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've been to jail for buying drugs. At the end of the day, I've been pulled over almost 20 times by the cops. There was a lot of frustration. And I'm not telling you

that there isn't fucking a history between the police and cops. Because police law enforcement body was started to hunt down free slaves. That's a fact. George Floyd, though, was an example, an egregious example of that, which set off a whole bunch, a whole chain reaction. Right, yes. That's done purposefully. How is it done purposefully?

Because what they do is they get the news and put it out and they get everybody rackalized. That's what they do, Brian, to create fucking dissensions and destabilize. Yes, we agree the media does that, but that doesn't make the George Floyd thing

fake. But you're in this whole thing where everything's a conspiracy and that's your business model you didn't make it through comedy apparently stand up you have no specials or anything like you're cleaning this thing I get that's your thing, but that doesn't make it a conspiracy. And the work I see him, unfortunately. I the country to create race war makes money. It's all the fight with each other news. You're still talking about this. The news goes, wait, I see ratings.

Let's know Brian. No, Brian. No. That's not it, Brian. What it is, is it's meant to destabilize, divide and conquer. And that's what they do. That's the point of the news. It is a mouthpiece for the elites. It's always been that.

So the election was rigged. Yes. And they rigged the election by creating Corona. Yes. So the Chinese in theirged. Yes. And they rigged the election by creating Corona. Yes. So the Chinese in their lab were in cahoots with Fauci? Brian, if you can show me where they isolate the virus, I'll listen to this narrative. I could be in that conspiracy or tripping on the horizon. What do you think happened with Corona?

So Corona and George Floyd was all orchestrated by the elite. Yes. By the elites. Yes. How did they do that? How do they do the Corona virus? They were working with the Chinese. Can you tell me, Brian, why they pass Corona legislation before the outbreak?

Tell me why they would do that. Why they pass Corona legislation? Corona legislation. Corona legislation. Laws for the Corona outbreak before the outbreak happened. Wait, so they must have passed laws beforehand. Because they were doing, what was that for? So they're not very good at what they do. So tell me, Brian, why would they pass laws?

What Corona laws did they pass? Why would they pass laws for a corona epidemic that hadn't happened yet? What are you talking about? What am I talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? Laws were passed before the fucking coronavirus. What laws? Bring up that thing I sent you.

I sent you about patenting a virus. There we go. Read this real quick, Brian. Go down. Read that real quick out loud, will you please? I'll read it if you don't want to read it. What are you doing? I don't know what I'm saying.

I'm sure. I'm going to Joe Rogan and bash this up. The one nigga that's going to Joe Rogan embarrassed himself. The one nigga that got on Joe Rogan and received no bumps, Sam Chulik. They all retarded shit. Wow. They're that and the fucking grifting

what's your date? you date a white lady are you okay with grifting guy money and his strategies eh it's not kinda gonna work it's not kinda gonna work but I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work.

Oh, yeah. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work.

I got some kind of work. I got some kind of work. Rogan ain't got no bump. Zero bump for me on Rogan. Rogan's not on here, I'm really sorry, dog. I'm in a hot story. I'm on Rogan. We'll just have a chicken and steak, dog. Oh my God. GG. Oh, my God. Did you? You cannot patent something that is naturally occurring.

Therefore, the only legal patent in virus is manufactured. If it is manufactured, then that becomes a violation of biological and chemical weapons treaties. Okay? Yes. By a doctor. Okay? They have patented the coronavirus it is a patent wait so he's a doctor and you're giving him credit for that wait wait hold on you just said by a doctor

i said that for you brian because you think you think fucking doctors are wizards okay and they're the most important people so corona was real or not real corona was brian there is supposedly there's coronavirus you show me where they've isolated the virus, Brian. So Corona killed, did this car, did SARS-CoV-2. Yeah. Not SARS, which killed about 800 people, but SARS-CoV-2. Okay. So bird flu became SARS, I believe.

I guess so. It jumped from a bat to a bird to a human. Oh yeah, it went from a bat to a bird. Even though they can't tell you who patient zero was, but go on. Well, you're not a virologist. Oh, okay, Brian. But there are people that study this

who are not in with the Jewish bankers. Okay, okay. Brian, you keep saying Jewish. You can't question the flat earth theory. I don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, the Zionist bankers. You're trying to say. Yeah, surely, without questioning the flat earth theory. Zionist bankers. You're trying to... Zionist bankers.

Okay. I love Jews. Israel. Brian, I've lived with a Jew for 20 years. But Israel... Keep bringing up Jews. Okay, but Israel. Okay.

Zionists. I don't have... The Israeli people are just like the American people. Okay, so the Zionists. They're being manipulated. The Zionists. Or the cabal of bankers. Let's just say that. We'll say Jesuits. Cabal of international being manipulated. The Zionists. Or the cabal of bankers. Let's just say that.

We'll say Jesuits. Cabal of international bankers. We'll go Jesuits. The Jesuits. Okay. So they're religious. Yeah. These people actually believe in God.

What? Jesuits? Yeah. Well, they believe in Satan. Jesuits believe in Satan. Yes. So the entire Jesuit community at Georgetown University was founded, that amazing university that was founded by Jesuits. Hoya Paranoia, my favorite player of that amazing university that was founded by Jesuits.

Hoya Paranoia, my favorite player of all time. That was founded by Jesuits. Yeah. That's an evil institution? Jesuits are up to no good. Do you know any Jesuits? You ever met a Jesuit?

I've met a ton of Jesuits. Have you? Yeah. Yeah. So the Jesuits are controlling the world. Is that where we're going to start well there's a lot of different factions jesus christ man i can't get you to like so the jesuits are controlling the world i want to just because let's say we're in a court of law here yeah

because we got to pass some laws yeah so so if we had to pass laws with you dude yeah it would be so chaotic yeah i mean shit would be fixed but real quick okay good so so let's let's do this okay can i pass laws right now? Yes, right now. Lobbying's gone. Get the fuck out of here. Gone. Term limits.

Get the fuck out, lady. Abusing your baby mama is good. Oh, you're going to exist. Boom. Problem solved. Bang. Okay, so you're going to... Pow.

Hold on. So you're going to then... You're going to then what? You're going to then ratify the Constitution. Yeah. Okay, you are going to... So you believe the Constitution needs to be ratified. I don't know, man. I don't even know what that means.

You have to change the Constitution. I want the Constitution to be great. I love what the Constitution says. Constitution, we're all good. Wait, hold on. In the Constitution, you're allowed to petition your government. No, I'm not going to allow corporations to do that. Well, so then you are ratifying the Constitution.

I'm not going to allow corporations to be seen as human beings. Corporations are, well, what about good corporations? They are human beings. Corporations, interesting topic. Corporations are human beings. Oh, this goes in the whole money should affect politics thing, right? As in Shannon?

But the Supreme Court ruled money is free speech and it is. And a corporation is a person. Dave Chappelle is a corporation. He's a person. Now, make a system where corporations can donate to someone. I would love to sit and fuck with it, but never say corporations aren't people. Yes, they are people. Corporations are nothing but people.

Corporations are people. Just make a rule that corporations can't donate their little thing. There you go. The actual corporations aren't real, they are real. I'm a corporation. So why am I being sued by Brendan Shaw? Because they're complaining, my Jew joke.

Because Brennan Shalmanity watches me every night. Yeah, corporations are a funeral. And surprise that. And so far the same schedule I'm going to be using rubber forks. He's based No he's not based I'm based Seeing tomorrow I'm just saying All that shit he said today

Was bullshit He was like Yo It was bullshit He did the Elderly one All that she said today was bullshit. He was like, yo, that shit was bullshit. He dated an elderly woman who was seven years, he's not based. You know, he's a fraud.

He's been, he didn't make it through comedy. He had to do a corner on the conspiracy game. But that is the most retarded conspiracy he's ever and of course they can't defend him

because they don't really believe him this is his grift corporations who's a good corporation do you use Amazon who's a good nope corporations who's a good corporation do you use Amazon who's a good nope Amazon can suck it

so a corporation a lot of times by the way Amazon is part of the government it's a it's a the FBI Facebook Amazon Google

all wings of the so you get rid of all corporations I'm not going to get rid of any corporations. I'm not going to leave and eat at any point in time right now. I'm just not allowing corporations to lobby and influence law. So you would ratify the Constitution?

I don't know. You have to. No. What do you mean no? So where is it in law? You have to pass a law. I just passed a law. The Constitution says we're allowed.

Hey, if Jeff Bezos himself wants to go and talk to it, that's fine. He cannot use his corporate money. So, again, you would have to. I'm getting rid of lobbying. Here's what I'm doing. I'm getting rid of lobbying. I'm getting rid of, and what I'm going to pass is these. I'm not lobbying.

I'm getting rid of, and what I'm going to pass is these, I'm lobbying. I'm going to say something. If you're not lobbying on your side, I'm not. These network televisions, okay, which these are giving out free content, they have to, they cannot take, those corporations, those networks, cannot take ads for their nightly news. You get no ads. You can't take any ads. So that would be the end of the nightly news then?

Boom, let's do it. Okay, so you'd have the state. Who would give us the news? I mean, they can run ads, Brian, the whole rest of the time, just not through the news. Okay. They shouldn't even be running ads. I mean, we've't even be running ads. I mean, we've ran this show without ads. Right.

So then you would rob the news of a large source of revenue. I would not allow the news to be manipulated by corporate interests. So do you know... So then let me ask you this. A corporation is basically, a lot of times, a company that starts small. And they keep growing, they keep growing. And they grow like Apple grows because they created a product everybody wants.

No, I'm done. I ordered food and I got it. No, I'm done. Bye? Adios. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Thanks for watching! Thank you. Thanks for watching!