The Yewneek Pod - Yewneek reacts to Revenge of The Cis latest attack! REDBAR exposes Gavin? and more!

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

Reliving some of mersh and royces best pop shots ar yewneek! The latest smashing.  Yewnek exposes there fake views and subscribers? Redbar trashes Gavin mcinnes over his fallout with P Boys. New Conspiracy Social Club aka Deep Waters. Sam tripoli and Bryan callen talk about Japan  

Well, that rocks. The rigs? No. The American males? I don't think so. No. Are you sure? And I'm sorry.

Oh, God. They had fucking Saiyan Z on and you want me to put on this fucking piece of shit show? Royce, it's unique now. He's got a new name. Oh, goddamn right. He's reinventing himself like a mush-mouthed Negro Lady Gaga. Yeah, I'm going to be on this show. Why not? You don't want to be on here with these heavy hitters? Oh, fuck. No be on this show.

Why not? You don't want to be on here with these heavy hitters? Oh, fuck. No, of course not. Who's gonna be next on here? Unbleached and pot-awful? Nipple Smith said, did you know the diabetic host of Uniqueness Live is being sued by Brenda Schaub? Yeah, I know. I know. And a lot of people are like, why haven't you covered that?

Mostly because Sayinzy is a fucking loser and an asshole. And he's been a cunt to me and Royce. So why would we like, I'm not, I'm no longer in the business of like this whole, Hey, we got to stand up, man. When people are doing things, we've got to police it. I don't care if you're going to do bad things to people. I don't like, eh, here's my wish as far as that goes uh brendan shob is suing say and z and i refuse to call him by his super gay uh his super gay name that sounds like a

fucking woke 1990s hip-hop group he really does have a stupid name now. He's better with C and Z. Now he sounds like a fucking 1990s, like, unique, sounds like, spelled that way, sounds like somebody that would have been one of the members of Arrested Development. It's like, oh, yeah, man, after we did that Mr. Wendell song, bro, it was time for me to go, man. You know? bro it's time for me to go man you know my wish for that whole scenario would be for Brendan job to waste a shitload of money that he would otherwise spend on sneakers and cheating on his wife allegedly and drag San Z through court and he loses a bunch of money so much so that he can't make his child support payments. And, you know, that's okay with me.

Mutually assured destruction. That's what I hope for. I don't like any of those people. Since people keep trying to spam this in our chat room, and somebody even said today, and I quote, Roy Smirsch, you know you need to talk about this. Telling us what to talk about never works. And I can tell you this right now. Mushmouth Kyle, say in Z, has not made a lot of friends. And that includes myself and Royce.

I don't like him. And Royce doesn't like him. I don't give a shit that he's being sued. I couldn't fucking care less. Is it a bullshit lawsuit? Yes. does he have a chance of beating it yes but i don't care what happens to either one of them i don't care if they get put in a death match and they both die understand this kyle has gone out of his way to make no friends all right he's kyle no mates so i don't give a shit and before one of you fucking faggots says to me but Mersh that affects you too you know what if what if Brendan Schaub sues you guys for uh for for using his copyrighted materials what if you have to do a fair use thing unlike that mush mouth neglectful parent I can afford a lawyer me and royce can afford attorneys

so he can sue us too and we'll just fucking beat him in court um i don't care i don't care about the stupid brendan shobb lawsuit and um yeah i really don't. Is it unfair? Sure. But then I have to reconcile that with the fact that I don't really give a shit what happens to Kyle either. So, fuck it. Don't care. Don't come in here spamming that shit. I don't fucking care. my big homie b streets ladies and gentlemen what you're about to witness is my thoughts just my thoughts man right or wrong just what i was feeling at the time Woo! You ever felt like this? You vibe with me, yo

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This is grown man B.I. Get you rolled in the triage, B.I.G You ringin' them boys with mani, these boys gon' win This is grown man B.I., get you rolled in the triage, B.I.G We chain long enough, dunny, your beats ain't strong enough, fuck em Rockefeller is the army, better yet the navy Niggas'll kidnap your baby, spit at your lady B-Brain, knife the fist fight, kill your drama We kill you motherfuckin' ants with a sledgehammer Don't let me do it to you, dunny, cause I overdo it

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R.O.T., we runnin' this rap shit Be single, we runnin' this rap shit M.E.Z., we runnin' this rap shit We tipped up in plastic when it happens that shit O.S.F.A., we runnin' this rap shit Freeway, we runnin' this rap shit It's zipped up in plastic when it happens, that's it Old and spark, we runnin' this rap shit Freeway, we runnin' this rap shit Christian Neat, we runnin' this rap shit Walk with a nigga, fly with me

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than yours matter of fact you had the worst flow on the whole fucking song but i know the sun don't shine the sun don't shine that's why you're LAME career's's come to an end, it's only so long, big thugs in potential Nigga, you ain't livin', you witnessed it from your folks' pad You scribbled in your notepad and created your life I showed you your first tech, on tour with Ars Professor Then I heard your album about your tech on addresses Oh yeah, I'm sad for your voice, you was usin' it wrong

You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song And you ain't gettin' coined, nigga, you was getting fucked in I know who I paid, y'all, searchlight publishing Use your brain You said you been in this ten, I been in this five Smart enough now, I've been four albums in ten years, nigga I could divide that four on that beat, let's say two Two of them shits was new, one was smart, the other was ill-matic That's the one hot album, every team you average in that zone

Nigga, switch up your flow, your shit is garbage And you just tryna kick knowledge? Your niggas gon' learn to respect the king Don't be the next contestant on that summer jam screen Because you know who, yeah, you know what, but you know who So just keep that between me and you, nigga R.O.T., we runnin' this rap shit M.E.Z., we runnin' this rap shit The Broad Street.T. We runnin' this rap shit M-Eazy

We runnin' this rap shit The Broad Street Bully We runnin' this rap shit Get dipped up in plastic When it happens, that shit Free weight We runnin' this rap shit O is false

We runnin' this rap shit I love you. If you can name it, there's a guy who's fucked it. Oh, yeah. Blenders. Guys that fuck blenders. Guy fucking a snake. Yeah, I know, right. Oh, yeah. Blenders. Guys have fucked blenders. Guy fucking a snake. Yeah, I know, right? Guy who fucked tables. The snake pussy.

Chairs. He's got a big anaconda. There was a problem there. Fix it. Fix it. Okay, I'm sorry I even said it. I'm sorry I said it. I said it. Okay, I'm sorry I even said it. I'm sorry I said it. That's... What is good?

Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's poppin'? You named your dog Callan? Why? Does your dog like to rape people? Does it like to rape tiger men? What's good? How was your Friday?

I didn't drop any videos today. I was off in fucking Modern Warfare 2 Betaland. UFC or WWF? I don't know what that means. Revenge of the bots? Oh, we're going to get into that. We are going to get into that. Truly pathetic moves by those guys.

I didn't know it was that pathetic, but I'll get into that. But, dude. Dude. Dude. Chase Hooper on Sunday at noon on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit is doing an AMA. That UFC fighter is going to do Ask Me Anything on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. Holy shit. And remember, he was the guy who was shitting on Brendan Schaub when the Dana thing was happening the other day. So now he's going on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit

and is going to do an AMA. Chase Hooper. That's fucking... You have UFC fighters doing AMAs and the subreddit shitting on you, stupid. Wow, you're an embarrassment. How awesome is Lego Star Wars the Skywalker Saga for PC I never played it I only played

the first three Lego Star Wars those were fucking dope games though but I played those like years ago I'm assuming it's good you can never go wrong with Lego Star Wars but a current UFC fighter is doing a Reddit AMA

on the fighter and the kid subreddit just to shit on Brendan Chopp. That's fucking hilarious. Georgia Animal or Kamala Harris that's fucked up we're going to play some Red Bar we got New Conspiracy Social Club Kyle Kalinske marrying a bitch with three kids

from some other dude cuck that makes him the cuck I guess so. I'm just surprised that nigga has legs. But, well, thank you for the super chat. The preferred way of donating is through Streamlabs. If you donate 25 bucks through Streamlabs,

you become an instant moderator and get power! Or all the other bums in the chat. You get a wrench next to your name. By the way, all my wrenched people better start donating through Streamlabs again or you might lose your wrenches and have to earn them back. No, I will not accept them. what my state does. Alright, but so I am air

subscribe to his YouTube channel sent me this clip of Revenge of the C assists you know Royce that fat spic dude and Mersh the guy who looks like little Nikki's roommate talking about me now I'm gonna play the clip but I was kind of bewildered watching this clip how do you get a wrench? you donate $25 by hitting the Streamlabs link in the chat or in the description

and you get modded instantly and you have instant power to do whatever you wish to anybody in the chat I don't give a fuck. But, so he drops this, hits me up on my Discord.

And he drops this clip, right? Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It comes out. Okay, Hucklebee. You're saying that there wasn't a tough... I'm him? If I'm him, I have $400 million in the bank. Here you go. I'm Mickey Mouse, my on. Okay, Hucklebee. You're saying that there wasn't a tough... I'm him. If I'm him, I have $400 million in the bank.

Here you go. I'm Mickey Mouse, my boss. I'll ask you a question. Go ahead. I'm at the press conference. Next question. A guy who I signally pick so you don't bring up anything controversial. Go.

I haven't said anything yet. I just have to comment. I don't even think they're in the same room anymore. Has Merce just completely checked out on this show? He seems probably high as shit. He gets no pussy. He just got a cigarette from his... He just doesn't care.

He has no idea what's happening. This poor fat fuck is trying. Oh. Oh, says the person who's completely isolated themselves online, who doesn't go on social media anymore, who literally has bent pixels go after other people, and you're suing a small-time drunk YouTuber? That guy?

That guy? So you're telling me, the guy, The guy? The guy? The guy? The guy in the six-inch shorts? I like that he specifically had to throw drunk in there. No, but this is fucking ridiculous. A small drunk YouTuber. Yeah, I don't understand. Brennan, how fucking dare you, man?

You basically try to Ocean's Eleven Bobby Lee. Go, minion. Wait, who's to oceans 11 Bobby Lee Go Bobby Lee do all the gymnastics Now Back there I was watching What the fuck Right cuz it's yeah what the fuck right cause it's

now I would hope they consider themselves small YouTubers they only have 43,000 subscribers and they've been doing this for over a decade I think they would consider themselves

small but when I got showed that clip, I was like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. How are they live right now? I don't see their thing on YouTube. And that dude, I Am Air, subscribed to his YouTube channel. He said, no, they're live on Rumble. You know, that, Rumble,

that nobody ever goes to ever watches and never will be a thing, right? So I go to it and they're live with 4,000 live viewers, which is odd because on YouTube, they only get between 1,000 to 2,000 live viewers. Which is odd because on YouTube, they only get between 1,000 to 2,000 live viewers.

A bunch of them are paid for. Trust me, I know this as a YouTuber, but whatever. But like, how do you have 4,000 live viewers in your Rumble chat? But you only got 4,000 subscribers. Then if you go to

their Rumble channel, you see something odd here. They drop clips and live views. This clip has three views. This has 36 views, 90 views. Then their live stream, 5,000 views. Then a clip, three views. This has 36 views, 90 views, then your live stream,

5,000 views. Then a clip, 40 views. Another clip, 32 views. Another clip, 68 views. Another clip, 36 views. Another clip, 80 views. Another clip, 51 views. Another clip, 69 views. A live stream,

5,000 views. And probably 4,000 live stream 5 000 views and probably 4 000 live streamers then 75 views 52 views another live stream 7 000 views and probably shitload of so i was like okay how on a platform they have 43,000 subscribers on YouTube they only get between 1 and 2,000 live viewers on YouTube they get no views on any of their YouTube videos how are they getting more live viewers

on Rumble with less subscribers but like their clips do about way better on youtube it makes no sense and then i went and checked out other channels on rumble and um let's see. 300,000 views for a livestream. 83,000 views for a video. 500,000 views for a livestream. 136,000...

They're buying fake fucking live viewers on Rumble. That's fucking sad. You're buying fake live viewers and chatbots rumble dude no they're not their YouTube thing with the live viewers thing I mean they have live viewers but they add sauce to it for their live viewers because the video views are never to what the live viewer count is. And, like, their YouTube channel, that's, what, six years old? And only 43,000 subs. But only 22 million views.

This YouTube channel you're watching me on right now is what? Five months old. And I already got over 3 million views on it. And I don't even post every day. I'll sometimes go a week without posting anything. Cape Verdean flag. not Cuban, god damn it. But that fake live viewers on Rumble, that's some sad shit. But it's a fat spic and a balding white dude who gets new pussy

who are east coast dudes who had to move to shithole Florida to make a living for their age sad but they're not alright and they're still on YouTube

so what are you talking about there ain't no goddamn Cambodian They're not alright. And they're still on YouTube. So what are you talking about? There ain't no goddamn Cambodian. Remember they turned on Trump the second they got that opportunity. No, no, no. Dude, you have to understand they're not just dropping live streams they're doing videos it's not possible to have 4 000 live viewers and then your video gets 30 30 views that's not a possible thing that's impossible that's how I know like that nigga Sam Cedar bought his way to a million subs

but his videos some of them don't even get a thousand views if you get a million subscribers it's not possible to drop a video that gets a thousand views because just by accident one of the million people will accidentally to drop a video that gets a thousand views. Because just by accident, one of the million people will accidentally,

scrolling through their YouTube feed, hit your fucking video. And it will count as a view. So. I don't mind them. I just find it pathetic they have to buy live views on Rumble. That's sad.

But I want to get into this Red Bar clip. Red Bar was live last night. Looking very the dad in Teen Wolf-ish. It came up username is invalid for what what are you trying to donate through stream labs it's not rocket science like save you donate 25 bucks through stream labs

it's a mod ship figure it out look at Nick Riccata's live stream rumble name no I don't want to get that into Rumble all these new things Rumble is that the new fuck what was the lemon thing

what was the lemon thing did I cover his response to Dana White? Yes, I made an 8 minute video about it. It's on this channel. Go to videos on this channel. You'll see it.

Oh, and go to my Twitch. I did a live stream about it too. I'm not giving you my login details. You're looking very fucking Father of Team Wolfish. And yellow. Yellow. Comedy.

There we are. Shepard and Key's back. Wait till you see his intro. It's so cute. Yeah. It's Shepard's pants. Do you want see his intro, it's so cute. Yeah. It's Bert's pants. Do you want to make a cocktail? Oh, yeah.

What fucking setting was I supposed to put this on? It's a dick. Got it. Lee looking like Angelina Jolie. Maybe I'll grow my hair as long as Bobby Lee. What do you guys say? Yes. Thank you.

You look good with that little ponytail. Should I grow my hair long and long and long? What do you guys say? What do you guys say? Grow it long and cut it off like a nerd. I want my hair so long that during the show, I'm going like this with each side. All right?

Weighing out the options of my own hairdo. All right. Let's see this. He's going to say something cute. This is fucking epic, dude. When I saw Bert lean in and do this wink to the camera, the speech here, this fucking ruled. Watch this.

Something's, guys, something's burning back. Yeah! Today, my guest. Yes, and look at his smile. Look at it. Oh, Norman, Bobby Lee and Mark. Yes, and look at his smile. Ooh, Norman not looking too comfy. Ooh, secrets. The drinking isn't going to keep working for you, Norman, is it?

And Bobby Lee is nice now. He did not break up with Collette. You know, every show goes, you're single now, huh? Single now. Okay. Very gross. He sucked two kids' dicks. Did you know this?

They talk about this in this episode. Bobby Lee was in high school, and he says he couldn't get laid by girls. Girls wouldn't come near him, of course. He thinks that's racism. You know, and i was telling him through the screen of course race i mean no girl wants to be look at you that racism to not want to be with uh mark norman very scared but look at burke when he said a dude with a little dick this he goes we're back i love a we're back, right? Something's back.

What else was back the other day? Wasn't there something else that was back the other day? It was very epic. Something was, it was Casey Neistat. He's back. Remember? To New York. People coming back is cool, even if it's lame.

I get excited. I get excited. Here he is. Something, guys, something's burning his back uh today bobby lee's looking around like he didn't even know this was the thing he don't know all right here they are they're in the kitchen and they're making kimchi smash burgers today and of course you know burke does everything semi wrong or all wrong it's very hard for us to watch you know he's making smash burgers he's putting raw red onion he's trying to make oklahoma cincinnati onion smash burgers like i made in my famous burger video right

i think i'm saying much much better and the idea of a smash burger is to smash the patty down on the hot griddle so that it creates a my lard reaction, right? And crisps the entire. Oh, you know, every Asian is circumcised. They're trying to get every inch they can. Top of the burger, making it very crispy and dark brown. That's the idea, and you're getting that flavor from that. But if you put a giant bed of raw red onions and try to smash that burger on top,

you're basically just steaming the burger through those onions. You're not getting as much of that reaction that you want, which is fine. I like a steamed burger. I know that sounds sick. There was a great place in Wisconsin Dells when I was growing up, and my dad used to take me.

They were called Monks. Monks. Restaurant Seinfeld went to? Wisconsin Dells, and it was a burger joint. What they would do is, it was a burger joint. What they would do is it was my dad always described it as he would go. You're going to love it. It's like a big white castle.

And, you know, White Castle, they put a bed of onions. They put the little burgers on top. And what's happening is the steam rising from the griddle through the onions is steaming your burger. So it is a viable option. If you've ever had a big one, it's nice. It's different. But it ain't a smash burger. So Burt messes up. Annie made it kimchi based for Bobby Lee.

I am not into kimchi. No. Sorry. Not for me. I don't really like when... It's not that I don't like it. No. Sorry. Not for me. I don't really like when... It's not that I don't like it. It's fine. I don't like to give that much of myself to Asians.

I don't like to... I don't trust them. You ever heard of this thing, COVID-19? I don't trust Asians. I don't want to eat stuff out of their jars and googly-eyed stuff. I don't really like that kind of stuff. Some places, Jules will tell me, oh, let's get Chinese from this place. Ugh.

And I'll say, too traditional. He refuses to order it. I like Panda Express. I get it. And then he tastes it and is like, oh, yum. This is actually good. I don't like authentic food. Authentic food, they should rename it to cheap meats.

Authentic food does stink. Authentic. That's what it means in Mexico. In China, authentic means buy the meat for $3 a pound for steak and just chop it up and put all this shit on it. And these fucking assholes don't know the difference. And sweat into the wok. Sweat into the wok. The fucking sweat is probably why you like the food.

And to me, that's just not my, you know, they're playing pranks on us. They're playing, what do you call that? What do you call it? Gastronomy? You know, Gordon Ramsay, when somebody brings him up like a pretty okay plated dish. Like a taco thing. Oh, it's great.

That could be in any gastropub around the country. A gastropub? Isn't that like just a bar that serves Irish burgers? What is a gastropub and they're like just a bar that serves irish burgers what is a gastropub what's an irish burger it's a burger with a beer poured on it and dicey still talking about gastropubs as if that's like a new what does gastropub mean? A bar that has... That's been around since 2001. I don't... You're trying to undermine him? Okay.

Is that good? A gastropub. That means it's an Irish pub that isn't complete garbage. That's all that that means. Okay. Bert Kreischer looking like Alex Jones.

I love that hat. I love a hat. I almost wore a hat like that today, but it's too heavy. It would have crushed me. Okay, let's see what happens on Something's Burning. My guests, Bobby Lee and Mark Norman.

Oh! Somebody says, wait, I'm reading my chat here. I love hanging out with the people in the chat. They're completely ignored elsewhere. Not here, Jewel.

She says, you know what she says to me before? She goes, ignore the chat. We don't need them. What? That's what she says, and I say,

no, I'm just kidding. She loves you guys way more than me. Somebody said, I agree. Chinese food is nasty, someone said. I don't even believe that. I just like to say something nuts. Ireland is a meme, says Ashley Butterfield.

I believe that. Gastropub serves soft pretzels and poutine. They do. Would you like, what do they call their soft pretzels? A barbarian pretzel? What do they call that? Some days you'll see a $9 soft pretzel on a menu. With some cheese.

And now you're under my control. Shut the fuck up. That's Bert's wife. And I want to show you that ad that he did with Lynette. Where they're sitting around the campfire and it's echoey. So cool, man. These shows are cool. So yes, Chinese food is sick.

Gastro pubs are stupid. Barbarian pretzels are selling. Bavarian? Is that what it is? Yes, yes. Really? I think so, right? You know who's got the best soft pretzel?

You'll think I'm stupid. Enough about the fucking food. Wetzel's pretzels. Wetzel's pretzels Wetzel's pretzels Is the best shot pretzel People It smells so good It makes the whole mall smell nice

By the way you notice Ever since Red Bar has come back He dresses very Like drab It's like Fucking Pearl Jam Nirvana clothing

I hate the scene man clothing you sprinkle your little salt salt crystals are way too big those crystals are huge and the super pretzels yes you take them out you dip them in water you turn them over and you sprinkle the salt on but you have to rip the salt packet open and then hope

you've dispersed. I might do the whole show like this. Why? Today, we're going to do a little, we'll start off with a cocktail, Bobby. I know you're sober. That breaks my fucking heart. Oh, yeah, that's like your market show.

Well, you know what? Sometimes I go to restaurants and I get a mocktail. Can you make me one of those? Yes, we can. Bobby's sober. A lot of comedians, they got to go sober. They can't handle the stuff I could handle. I could drink all day.

I'm fine. No one's getting abused. Everybody's fine. I got a wife, family. I'm drinking it all. Never catching up to me. And by the way, I want people to know, I say this all the time.

I only drink when I'm here with you on the show. That's true. That's true. I don't want people to think I'm kidding about that a lot of stuff I do is very kiddie based I don't think I only drink when I'm live streaming too I don't want you to think people think because I drink on the show oh I'm out drinking yelling no this is me at home to the point where Jules has to get disappointed that my mood is so low. I'm a low mood, mean dude. And I will ruin a nice day out.

If you got a day planned, a nice vacation or something cool to go to, I'll find the reason to make it shit. I'll make everyone around me wish they never invited me. But I don't drink. I don't drink in public and I don't act like this in public. This is me in public. Jules, pretend we're at a restaurant. Tell me something. Hey Mike, what do you want to order? The steak salad with no cheese? I don't care. Pretty accurate. Pretty accurate. That's how I really really act i'm nothing like this so if you ever see me in pie i always worry so deeply someone's gonna see me in public we actually can't

i'm so worried someone's gonna see me in public and think that i'm gonna go hey if you ever see me in public i'm gonna go no go, no, I'm sorry, that's not me. And I'm going to walk away. That's it. There's going to be no conversation. I'm not good with any of that. I'm a very low, low. So you're a pussy.

Low, low, low person. The entire Kendrick concert, he didn't move a muscle. I didn't move. He didn't dance. I didn't sing. I sound like that. They're silent and stare. Couldn't move. I didn't sing. I get what he's saying. Couldn't wait for it to be over.

I can't wait. I'm the only guy out there. I'll plan for months a fun time. I love planning a fun time. The day of the fun time comes, I can't wait for it to fucking end. This is me at the concert. And that was before Kendrick even took the stage.

I was gone. You actually go to concerts. Can we go? You know, I want to smoke. We made a huge deal about getting the best tickets where we were right up at the front. It cost me $1,400 for these tickets here for me and her. The first section, not on the floor because that would be, we're too who goes to a concert michael's jewel shepherd a lot of people think i'm the dead a lot of people they can't believe it i get daughters you stand amongst the commoners the peasants sexual

can i touch you later on at home i thinking, maybe I am the dad. And then I start imagining her real dad as me naked fucking her. You hear that, the dad? That's all that's happening at my house. Okay, we got to get into some content here. But I was going to say, we were right at the very front of the first bowl for the concert, which we thought was the best, most ideal. Yes. Oh, yeah. This is what I was going to tell you, too. Stop learning the whole talk. front of the first bowl for the concert which we thought was the best most ideal yes oh yeah

this is what i was going to tell you too when the stop learning the whole talk you know there was a red bar before the woman it was a great show by the way cameron knows that we've had a lot of tests today but But I was saying at the first go around, when we were out of sync, I was saying, yes, at this concert, I thought I was getting the most based seats, which was the front row. Nobody's go to concerts. Nine to five squares go to concert.

NPCs go to concerts. Nobody's. Because you have to be a nobody in an audience because in an audience you are a nobody. And this is why never buy the front section of the arena. I think there was one section like here. We were here. Okay?

Kendrick's right in front of us the whole time. But, you know, who else was right in front of us the whole time? I'll amend my statement by one thing if it was a michael jackson concert i get it but it's not michael jackson then if you go to a concert you're a loser scared to even take a puff there's eight security guards i'm sitting there like this like dasha going in every time i did they would lock eyes with me i was scared you know because they they're looking they're looking for a reason to to throw out the white man at the kendrick concert uh i will say this one of the black security guards spent most of the night dancing i could have shot up that whole place you weren weren't looking. But yeah, I hated it. The security guards were just staring at us the whole time.

I'm right here. There's a security guard right here just scanning me the whole show. And I go, this isn't very rappy to be scanned. Does Kendrick know you're scanning me? It ruined it. I couldn't sing. But mostly because I only know two Kendrick lyrics. Yeah.

How much of a wigger is Red Bar, this old man at a Kendrick Lamar concert? Why are you at a Kendrick Lamar concert? By the way, I'm anti-concert. I'm super duper anti-rap concerts. I get like singing. I think it's lame, but singing like a band or something at a concert, okay. They play the instruments. This nigga's going to rap concerts?

Nice. My hair is compared to most. It wouldn't be stringy. My hair is nice. It would be thick. Okay, enough with hair, enough with my concerts. Nobody came here to hear about concerts I went to. Here he is, Bobby Lee and Mark Norman.

Mark Norman going through something. Let's do a couple. Hey, Chula. Let's do a couple. Something's burning to get in the mood, huh? Want to hang out with us? Something's burning, watch Cause we're gonna have a hurricane It'll be a tropical storm for you, but a hurricane for us

Katrina Yeah, cause you're from New Orleans So I thought we'd make hurricanes And then, this is my makeup To Bobby I was supposed to invite Bobby to my house for 4th of July Yeah, but this is work Wait, Michael Jackson

and Motley Crue. You saw Motley Crue on concert. I kind of get that, too. Okay. Do we have where he makes Bobby the drink? This was pretty sick.

Or are we going to skip that? I think that's about to come up. So Bobby doesn't drink, but he does want a... He wants something fun. You know what I mean? He wants a mocktail. Maybe we'll watch that.

Maybe we won't. Let's go to 2.30. Okay. Fourth of July, we did smash burgers. We're doing kimchi. Here, 2.30. 2.30. Oh gee, what do you think?

I like it. How do I make this drink? So this is how you make a hurricane. Dark rum, light rum. They're making hurricanes. Orange juice, lime juice juice passion fruit syrup god damn it's a lot of sugar and grenadine that's a dickload of sugar you just want tequila mark is in his no sugar no bread phase you know i eat as much sugar as i please i eat as much bread as i please i it all. I figured out a way to stay trim and beautiful while eating all the cool foods. I really hate when somebody, you know, because I've been through this in my life.

Don't you hate when somebody's like, oh, I'm not into bread and sugar all of a sudden. And they're on vacation or they're on a show like this. Like, come on. You know, is that what I sounded like when I was in Into Bright and Sugar? That's disgusting.

But at least it was just in front of me and no one else. Exactly. So I don't like this. Just eat. And by the way, if you're a guy, stop worrying about your weight.

Worrying about what you're listening to is somebody in the audience. That makes like no sense to me. You just go back in time to be with somebody in the audience. I was there in the audience. I saw it. Like I said, I went to a Jackson concert and I got like a motley crew with Tonalese spinning around doing the fucking drums but concerts are the songs in there is good

it's 9 to 5 it's the NVCs in the audience I'm going to go to comedy clubs I want to do an artist for fear gig I think it's Ari I want to do an Ari Shaffir gig. I think it's Ari. I want to do a Jim Norton gig too. For some reason, movie theater is nerding it.

I just got to be in the back. I don't like it. And I leave early. You're welcome, Ari Shaffir. I'm the one who couldn't get there just staring at you. But the things with crowds watching things and enjoying things together, no, they're a bunch of nine-to-fivers and squares

who aren't creative themselves. It's just not my bag, baby. It's not my thing. I mean, you can be into it. I've been out in public for less than two years, but mass crowds and shit, and a concert, a concert. Why?

Like, this shit makes no sense to me. This sounds better when you listen at home. Like I said, unless you're seeing Michael Jackson, or, um, like I said, Motley Crue, because not only was Ty Lee doing the drum thing, fucking Nick Mars was doing, and I get other bands did this and shit,

so I get that point. But my point is for the vast majority fans did this and shit. So I get that point. But, um, my point is for the vast majority of everything. But he mentioned Kendrick Lamar. He's going to Kendrick Lamar. His record's playing behind him

and he's not really rapping. Rap concerts have to be, are the worst concerts ever. They're the worst concerts ever they're the worst concerts ever rap music isn't made to be performed live so of course those are the worst concerts and Red Bar is going to Kendrick Lamar concerts

why? the music isn't made to be performed live. There's a white thing you don't understand. No, I think I made my point. Rap specifically is terrible. And the guy's seen everything. I've been in places and in people you couldn't understand

your being. I've been in rap concerts or something. But like, who goes to a rock concert in 2022 though? Like, who does that? Does a rock band even exist in this day and age? I'm just asking. He's not sober.

He's not prescribed amphetamines. I'm not 75% white. I think Des is like 75% white. I think she's half and half but I'm not you saw Cypress Hill in House of Pains it was great how was it great you stood in a crowd. I just don't like being in crowds. Maybe that's it with me. I just don't like being in crowds. So maybe that's it with me.

He likes to have one bad guy, which is Klaus Schwab. Oh, my God. Klaus Schwab is running the world with his friends. It's hilarious. And here we go. It's so funny that you're making Klaus Schwab the bad guy. It's when he, like, that is so adorable. It's adorable.

It's adorable. Brian! It's so adorable. Brian! Do you know what the biggest threat to China is? Brian, do you know who his father is? Hey, I don't give a fuck if his father is Satan himself. Will you look up Klaus Schwab's father?

It doesn't matter. He's in the family business. It doesn't matter. It does matter, Brian. Sam. What are you talking about? Sam, you're getting crazy eyes right now? Yeah, I am. I'm Dave Schiff's stripper eyes right here. Sam, you have Dave Schiff shift stripper eyes right here sam you have day shift stripper eyes but i want you to ask you a very simple question yeah what is the biggest threat to

china's future uh the biggest threat to china china's future is the chinese government's treatment of its own people well yes but thank you there's a large... That's actually not... Part of the reason that China... So there's a bigger reason. Yeah, it's called the universe. It's love and abundance, and they practice scarcity. That's it. So the biggest problem with China... Well, first of all, they were very, very good at lockdowns, weren't they?

Locking everybody down, right? Locking everybody down. And I couldn't figure out why they were locking people down at lockdowns weren't they locking everybody down right and i couldn't figure out why they were locking people down in shanghai and fucking their economy up because they locked people down in their apartments for two months and dogs were starving all this terrible stuff right it made no sense people were literally going crazy starving dogs and cats living together total anarchy so why would they do that in the biggest city in the world? It made no sense because it was fucking with the supply chain. They couldn't export goods.

So do you know that when you practice lockdowns to the degree that China did and even to the degree that you know. Not as much as a homebody as

large groups of people sitting in an audience like you go to a concert if i go to a concert i go backstage you lowly nine-to-fiver just sit in the audience europe did but mainly china and these countries that were really draconian well what happened sorry to put it that way but happens is, first of all, first of all, you cannot fucking get. And maybe we did a show you go to a concert for. Don't get what's called herd immunity. You don't, your population doesn't get sick and build a resistance. So now, since nobody had COVID,

this Omicron B for us, which is a cold, it is what it is. If you've never been exposed to Omicron, if you've never been exposed to the COVID virus the way all of us have, and we've been exposed to five different strains, Omicron B is actually more dangerous than the first one. Five.

I had COVID four times. I'm getting it again. Is it the first one. COVID four times. Again, the fifth time. Oh, wow. And they'd be looking at five million deaths. So because they practiced lockdowns to such a draconian measure, now they're stuck in lockdown mode. Brian, can I please bring on a doctor that will tell you everything? No, that's why.

Can I bring on a doctor? That's exactly why. And China's biggest threat to their future, ironically, is that they don't have enough young people, because they're one-child policy, to replace, to take care of their aging population and to support their economy. Yeah.

So you don't have enough young workers to always be able to age them out. Why are Asian populations dwindling? Is it because they have little dicks? No, it's because they... Is it little... It is little dicks. Well, it's just China, not Asian population.

It's just China. They practice population control to such a degree. But not Japan. Japan has a major problem with that. Japan has... But it's not... Well, Japan, because they have little dicks. And a huge international base coming in

because the fans of anime fucking their chick japan never did one one child policy no but japan because there were so many people people stopped having kids now you have young japanese people taking care of it's too innovative those parents are aging so many foreigners coming in well because also like what's up with like bitches am i right no bro that's no you're not being scientific oh i thought i was like japanese bitches being bitches no bro you're not like why do i want to deal with you um yes you have had covid you've had the flu so it's covered you know someone was like i was playing video games with death stalkers like damn, Dan Kyle, you got COVID four times.

And I was thinking about it. Yeah, I got it four times over a two-year period. And I, because you never think about this before. I got sick four times over two years. Every time I ever got sick before in my life. Every time I ever got sick with the flu or cold whatever i got sick two times a year so i had covid over four times a year and the flu i didn't count the flu though i never thought about it like that when i can just go fuck some Pokemon fleshlight. But no, no, bro. Well, those are the bigger,

those are the non-sexy reasons that China, a lot of geostrategists are saying China won't be around as a country. Yeah, four times, COVID four times. I've also been sick over two years. Sick four times over two years. Yeah. COVID's being sick.

It's literally the common cold. Country! By the way, I've had COVID four times. The first COVID was the worst only because and by the way, not even the top 10s I've been sick in my life. The first time I got COVID was the worst COVID, but not even top 10s I've ever been sick in my life.

Having COVID the first time only sucked. My left shoulder blade ached like a motherfucker for like a week. I don't know. My left shoulder blade just ached out of nowhere. That was my biggest problem with the original COVID-19

by the way. Pre-vaccine COVID-19. The original COVID my left shoulder blade hurt like a motherfucker. And my grandma died off of it. By the way,

her funeral was the same day as George Floyd. Only 10 people allowed at my grandma's funeral. They had to be masked and everything. So she says, I think I had 8 be masked and everything, socials and this. I think I had eight million, I think, of March in history.

But the science, right? In 20 years. How about that? What, Brian? What the, what? They can't, they have no access to, so they have no access to really energy. They have to import energy.

Now you see this. The decline of 8,000, a year later the percent listen to me man dude i mean i have real issues with uh elon musk i think he's a wolf in sheep's clothing i think he could be the antichrist it's possible uh literally but he said it, man. We are having a depopulation problem. And the human population is going down. You have people so excited about not having children. I get it. It's a lot of work.

It's a lot of money. But it is the cycle of life. And that's what these people don't understand. I don't care how hot your ass is in jeans. The cycle of life happens to everybody. The phone stops ringing. Yep. Okay?

Because you're not meant to be at the nightclub doing all that shit late night. You ever go to a club? You ever start singing a Kumo Matata, you homo? You ever play the road? They're like, come on, the staff loves you. Come to the club. And you go to the club and you're like the oldest guy there and it's just not your vibe. It's not your

vibration anymore because it's the cycle of life, bro. And these people don't understand that. Young people. By the way, I never got the full story of my grandma. She was in a home, but she had Alzheimer's.

I never quite got the story. Something tells me 10 years from now I'm going to see a commercial saying, did your loved one die to COVID-19? Well, you can win $80 billion if you join the commercial day show. Sometimes that's going to happen in the future. Are the innovators a lot of times?

Do women have been manipulated by the feminist fourth wave feminism? And it's so insane. In 10 years, I'm pretty sure we're going to see, hey, remember that COVID-19 thing? You know somebody, somebody technically died. She was an old woman, but didn't have it. She was at Alzheimer's, but apparently she got it. She died of hoax.

We can make $800 billion. I'm going to see that commercial. To watch right. Like pornography is body positive. Being a stay home mom is like, is like the worst thing ever. Think about the psychological shish kab-ing that has to go on. I know. With you to think that.

I know. You know, she's doing porn. It's body positive. What? Yeah. It's sex positive. What? Finger-blasting yourself on video for money is like body positive and sex positive.

See how that works out. I had this conversation with my daughter. Oh. You're a backstabber too triply you came up through the porn awards oh i didn't know triply was like a backstabber too you were the porn awards comedian my nigga Now you're shitting on the porn people? Who gets immersed in this popular culture shit. Okay. And she was like, it's still a meaningful form of employment.

I said, you can say that. Only fans? She was saying, like, somebody put in her head there was this. Whiskey or bourbon? Rich and rare. Rich and rare rich and rare is the best whiskey R&R

whiskey rich and rare the best whiskey about sex workers and how they had this and that it's not that people don't watch

porn and sex workers don't have a role in society. You can make that argument. I'm not going to criticize porn when I watch porn, okay? But my proposal is you can do porn, but how is it going to work out for you? For the vast majority of people that do porn, it doesn't really work out that well right there might be other ways for you as a man or a woman to i mean other places you're energy people saying it all the time like only fans miles talk about

how hard is the date now and then like of course so so it's like listen man this is a guy with a crippling porn addiction that he's battled forever that like I'm taking in 24 hours. Not going to watch porn today. Not going to watch. What was your thing? It's just like I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I'm bored.

I can only read so many books a day where I just get bored. I hate television. I'm not going to watch TV. So I'm just bored. It's like, you know, bang one out real quick, move on. Bored. That's what that is. That's like when growth requires leaving a large part of yourself,

the old self, over here and not. I don't know what I'm trying to do. And it's sad to think I'm trying to do. It's really sad. I'm trying to quit everything. I hate the age. I'm trying to quit everything. I'm trying to quit everything. No.

Your goal isn't to quit everything. Your goal is to do it in moderation. That's the goal. Don't quit. Learn to do it in moderation. That's the goal. Don't quit. Learn to do it in moderation. Looking back, right? Because if you turn back, you'll turn into salt.

You've got to leave that part of yourself behind. Brian, if you go look at these smaller towns around the world, you know, around the country, like I live in... You've got to quit drinking. You've got to quit drinking. You're gonna quit drinking. That's why the fucking AAA and that shit are a success rate. They're trying to teach people to quit drinking.

No, teaching them to drink in moderation. They are a success accessory, he said, when you drink, don't drink to get retarded and just drink in succession. It didn't. From upstate New York in this tiny little town, you could drive anywhere. You go pick a road, drive 10 minutes,

you'll find a city you've never heard of. A village. A square. Whatever it is. You've never heard of it. And it's the tiniest population. Right? Like, and guess what?

Probably is going on in that town. Crippling drug addiction. Yes. Why? Because there's nothing to do. The factories are gone. There's nothing to do. So, like, people are doing speed and heroin.

Why? Because it's time travel, bro So like people are doing speed and heroin. Why? Because it's time travel, bro. It just gets you through this week. If I tweak for a week, guess what? I just fast forward through this shit. I'm not experiencing life and stuff. So it's like I'm getting spiritual. I'm getting all this.

A big reason I was doing drugs is because my career wasn't going well. And I had just too much time to think. Doing drugs, sex addiction takes me out of that. I feel like I've... I'm a drug addict. Well, you're the deity. It's only a while. I conquered something.

I feel like I achieved something. You know, banging all these chicks. You feel like you've Achieved something because that's what and there is something at the most primal level of man and woman where a man... You're being one chick. Now you're keeping the kids away from the one chick. You're already the kid probably because you hooked up with your son and you're the one chick. ...mates with a lot of female because it's the easiest way to ensure that his genes have been passed on.

I mean, at the most primal level, right? I was talking about this on my podcast the other day about how, you know, you always see these women, they're always like, oh, you know, it's like, why can't women be promiscuous? Why can't we brag about all the men we're getting? Well, because one, it's like a woman bragging about all the dick she's getting is like Floyd Mayweather bragging about a new car he got.

It doesn't mean anything. It's like real simple shit. God, that's so true. Right? Such a good joke. And second of all, like. God, that's a great, great. Right?

And then second of all, it's like there's a show called Maury Povich. Yeah. And like every week it was like, you're the dad. You're not the dad. Like you got one woman accusing the entire block of being the dad. That's why. Right.

That's why you don't want that shit. Yes. Cause you don't know until you know if that's your kid. That's right. Until you see your teeth in your child, your eyes in your child. Yeah, man.

But there's guys who go their whole life the kid hits 18 suddenly it's like that oh he's not really your kid you know that that's like what you said about feeling that that is such a human um deep human need they even serial killers like they caught this guy was a cannibal he's eating people whatever fucking great guy and and uh they they couldn't it's in this book called my life among the monsters or something and um i read an excerpt of it because i didn't want to i was like jesus christ but this guy was he was alive in the 50s one of the first sort of you know and he was a cannibal and um when they caught him they found like the prison was like, dude, he's got hat pins in his ass, hat pins. And he's got his balls.

There are needles in his balls. Yeah, he's broke. And they said, why did you do that? Why are you sticking hat pins up your ass, in your ass, and needles in your balls? Like, you know, the pain must be excruciating and you know what he said he goes well i don't feel i can't feel like i walk around in the world not feeling anything and so the only way i can feel is by doing extreme shit i i have to keep upping the ante yeah and so to make myself feel like i was even remotely alive, I had to be in terrible pain.

Like, okay, let's start with your mom, sir. Or let me just put a bullet in your head because you're broken. Brian, I'm old enough to remember that when you dressed your son, back in the day when you dressed your son as a girl, he's probably going to be a serial killer. That's how old I am. 100%. Right? How many times you talk to these serial killers? My fucking mom dressed me like a girl

made me go to fucking school the guy who killed adam walsh you know the guy america's most wanted or whatever the guy who started that his son was six years old and was you know killed on terribly they found his head and he did it no it was they found the guy they found the guy he was a pedophile who had been yeah i'll kill everybody that's the guy that's the guy and that guy's story otis tool um yeah that's the guy and adam walsh's killer looks like a great guy i'll kill that mother and he his mother i guess used to dress him up like a girl when he was little and had make do sexual things. She was obviously a witch. Your mother can be a witch. Yes.

You can be born of a witch. Yes. And that witch, that serial killer, that psycho witch does some crazy shit. You know why? Because witches have voodoo pussy. And you're like,

hey. What's the odd thing in there in here? Say something controversial in the chat. You know the weirdo dad molested his daughters, right? That weirdo shit. Is there a mom that would molest their son?

I can't imagine that happening. But does it? But do we treat it the same way like teachers? Would you treat it that way? I don't think so. Meaning, we have a double standard. If a teacher, a 40-year-old man, fucks his 13 year old student,

go to jail, but, well a 40 year old hot chick, or just a chick in general, fucks her 14 year old student and she's a woman and fucks a dude. I'm like, oh I wish it happened to me we know all of all of

incest and rape is a dude doing his daughter but if it happened the other way would we have the same stance though I'm wondering if a mom or I think she has a way that the kid can get a boner. Will we think of it as the same? Or will it be the same thing?

Like, dude, you got pussy. It's your mom, but... I don't think it'll be the same thing. I don't think it would be the same thing I don't think it would be the same thing but I understand it's different between men and women I'm not a leftist I understand it's different between men and women but

I wonder how leftists have been answering that question now. To be honest with you. Yeah, I know what the burritos mean. You weren't late in chat. I've already told you who Amy was ten times last time, stupid. I told you the other time. And the fact

that you keep trying to do it, too, you know I told you. No. No, I ain't gonna it'll be any of you. I don't think it'll be any of you. I unfriend you. It's all the friends you try to latch onto. My words on my friends, they all hate you too. Thanos hates you.

He just thinks he has to know about you. Okay, honey, get rid of that retarded Puerto Rican fuck. I'm vending you for that, Tim. You bipolar spick. You got a job. Does

anyone understand my question? Hey, dude, this chick probably would kill me But this pussy's on point People are so evil You can't believe it You know what I mean? If you don't live in that dimension It's hard to even imagine how evil somebody can be

A couple things Speaking of voodoo pussy Although maybe it's not okay to project that onto her But yeah, don't do porn. Mia Khalifa, you know her? Yeah. $12,000 in her entire... Yeah, but what she doesn't, you know, she's not including OnlyFans, all that stuff.

She lives a fat life. That story is just hilariously, like, it's such a manipulation because you want to make her look like a victim and and and maybe in society we have you know my whole opinion on porn and hookers is just like you know what does anyone want their daughters doing it no but i think the way we look at sex workers and pornography the reason i have an issue with pornography is because it's taken me so deep into weird shit where like I have to be called the N word to get off. Right. And it's like, it's not healthy for anybody.

You know, call it you wish you were it, but you're not it. Your dick definitely isn't it? That's a weird thing for this white dude who the 70 year old he the old seven-year-old fat chick and says call me the n-word they come that's sad oh so so right so so that but the our view of adult film stars our view of a sex workers come from this puritan puritan view of sex. Yeah. Right. And it's like,

I look at porn stars a lot. Like I look at pro athletes. It's in, it's in a weird way. It's kind of a physical gift and it has a short shelf life. Right. And a lot of these girls come from very bad backgrounds. Dude, just like a lot of these athletes come from very bad backgrounds dude just like a lot of these athletes come from hoods and and we're even not just nba or nfl we're talking like boxing how many white

these white boxers from eastern europe are killing it right now because they came from just it wasn't comfortable right so it's like i have now for every like adult film star that just life goes, there is an adult, for every 20 that goes bad, there is one that pulls himself out and has the business sense to be like, I can take advantage of this situation because I have a certain gifts that will allow me to attract certain people. Right? I mean, it's just the way it is. There are porn stars who've come from trailer parks that live in nice houses, and their families, their kids, at some point will learn they were porn stars.

I, you know, I saw the video, that one rapper called Adam22 about his porn and he kind of went the complete way he didn't completely go there but he was like dude I saw you in a porn like if I was Adam22 I would so do what he's doing

he's terrible at porn he's not in shape. His dick ain't big. Every, because I follow him on Twitter and I see those things where him and his wife

fuck a chick. You never want to watch it. Adam 22. Unfortunately, I think I've seen the combined minute of him, he doesn't know how to fuck in any way shape or form and he's a fucking

porn chick this nigga is such a non-porn star but he's doing like what I would do I would be like hey I got a bunch of money I just fuck a bunch of porn chicks like you know what I do I don't want to hate on

that much but why is he fucking on camera that nigga stinks at fucking his dick ain't big and he's a tall dude too he's like 6 foot 7 it has to stink

being like 6 foot 3 where had to stink being like six foot three where your dick is only five inches and you're not in shape and like I'm gonna make an odd statement right now you almost

prefer porn dudes cause they fuck to the quality you would fuck a chick of. Almost kind of. Almost kind of. Almost kind of, not really, because you're into it for the chicks, but... You ever see a hot chick get fucked by some...

Some hot Russian chick get fucked by some lame, Russian chick get fucked by some lame and you're like that porn of a better she got fucked by a better dude that's all of Adam Tony Toon's porn thing he stinks but I get why he's doing it

cause he gets to get pussy but he's a rich kid anyway he's the ultimate fallen star rich kid at 22 he has face tats he's 40 now he has face tats his wife is a porn star

I get the lifestyle, like I said, I dig it, and I agree with it, but, him in general, doing this hip hop thing, you know,

I'm gonna go up there, and there's Walker, Sonny Boyz, Little D Rock, Ice Stray, this young jock, Ray Gunn. Let's talk about it, Sonny Boyz. That's almost Adam 22 shit.

Nick is all mad old and shit. Talking on his podcast about rappers I don't even know about because he have to keep in touch with the young rappers and their names and shit. It's so bizarre to me. You dated two... Who dates a stripper? Oh, you a cuck? If you date a stripper, you're a cuck. Although date a stripper you're a cuck although that's

state wise though here's one thing I had to learn going out into the navy like when I first heard my introduction was on There's No Sex in the Champagne Room by Chris Rock, that song he made, and I'm like, what are you talking about?

That's all strip clubs are. You go to a strip club, see the bitch strip, you go to a strip, you go to the champagne room, you fuck her. That's not other states. I was stationed in Virginia. They can't even get fucking topless there. They don't have strip clubs in Virginia.

They're technically go-go bars. Bitches wear bikinis, and you pay extra, they can't take off their top. In Rhode Island, I'm used to, oh, you did that? Champagne room, we fuck. In New York, apparently,

in Rhode Island, go to a shirt club, champagne room, you're fucking the bitch. That doesn't exist in other states I had to join the navy to realize that fact but no no no I gotta bounce

peace stay black and all that uh bye stay black and all that. Uh, bye. Outro Music Thank you.