The Yewneek Pod - yewneek trashed by watp

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

Watp react to yewneeks smashing #s2m

This podcast was created on Messy. Create your own show today at Messy.fm. Cordy's podcast. Trashing me, apparently. Now, this guy, Sayanzy. Are you familiar with Sayanzy? Isn't it Sayans? Maybe.

I used to pronounce it Sayans, and then people made fun of me. Who's he talking to, by the way? By the way, so I don't know. Potato, potato. Honestly, I don't like cartoon shows from Japan, so I don't know what the fuck it is. I think it's a Dragon Ball Z reference.

Oh, that's what that is? Okay. I think so. Maybe it's hentai. He's a dork. I don't know what his name means. I do know his name is Kai. I'm a dork, you Jew faggot, glassy, wearing homo, who gets no pussy, and you just did a show with Shuley unironically in E-Rock. I'm the dork, you fucking classic kike. Hanukkah!

I'm the dork what the fuck is he talking about i'm the dork kyle his real name is kyle so kyle what he likes to do now is grab video shows that are behind a paywall and then put them up on youtube while he's talking about them. So your whole formula. That's all basis of this nigga show. Isn't this the whole basis of his show? He's talking about podcasts. I'm pretty sure some of them are on Bane walls and shit's on them. He did this to me and Julie the other day, which was really fucking annoying. talking about podcasts i'm pretty sure some of mine paint walls and shit's on him but he did this to me and chuli the other day which was really fucking annoying chuli and i did a patreon

only episode and then immediately that's up on youtube it had 20 views i'm not bullshitting you it got 20 fucking views you and chuli Yeah, yeah, dork. No. With this guy talking about it. And then he also did it with Anthony Cumia. So he's playing what I just played for you, Anthony talking about how he's going to come on WATV. Well, Kyle gets very upset about this. He gets very butthurt that Anthony Cumia would come on our show,

and he starts ragging on us. Cordy's podcast dude stinks. Carl fucking sucks. He's not funny. I'm sure he's gay. No, no, no, no. He's high energy. He's Harvey Fierstein.

A little less Jewish. I'm pretty sure they're still Jewish. So I'm gay and I'm high energy and I'm not funny. No, you missed the main point of that rant was the Jew joke, dummy. I know he didn't catch on to the... That setup and punchline

was for me to deliver the Jew joke. He didn't quite get that, though. He didn't get... I was making fun of you for being Jewish. That was the setup. To Kyle. Let's hear more about how much I suck. There's shit takedowns of what they do.

Look, the nigga is actually reviewing the podcast. He's not shitting on the people in real life. You have to do a shit podcast. All right, faggot. You're a Jew fag who does a thing. Well, I obviously don't have your wit. No, you don't have my wit. Podcaster voice.

But I'm doing the best I can. That's all I have. I also like that he's... I'm going to call my mother. I'm going to call my lawyer. Oh, forget my lawyer. Get it? Stealing Comptown's material.

He's just calling me a gay Jew fag over and over again. Okay. It's fun. Truth hurts. It's not bad. So then he rags on me for having stuttering john be the centerpiece of the show the growth of your show if your main focus is stuttering john holy shit you think so i disagree with this if you can grow a show focusing on stuttering john that means you're

amazing no one else in history has done this you haven't grown your show you talk about stuttering john i'm the only person who's built an audience with stuttering john howard stern didn't get more listeners because he had stuttering audience to opie not stuttering john the show jay leto couldn't do it john can't do it himself i'm quite remarkable in that way don By the way, I hate John. But when he does his Trump TDS streams, he gets way more viewers than this faggot could ever possibly imagine. The show talking about stuttering John Melendez. So when I listen to this guy, we've talked about him before, because his claim to fame is he talks about Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern

and kind of the stuff that we do. And, you know know it's behind the scenes stuff that he tries to do and so I think that he's really upset that this didn't work out for him and instead Anthony Cumia is talking about my show and coming on my show

Anthony Cumia I made $10,000 this month talking about Joe Budden and Marc Maron. This is where this faggot lost the plot. He tied his boat to the racist comia who's kicked out of show business selling off his interest in moving to South Carolina. This is where this nigga's at.

I'm talking about relevant people. I'm talking about relevant people. That's why I make a shitload of money. Doing um. Videos about Joe Budden. And Mark Maron. And Joe Rogan. He's talking about stuttering John. and he's friends with Anthony Cumia,

who just lost money on his house and is moving to South Carolina and retiring. What the fuck is he talking about? Now he feels the need to lash out at me and just really throws everything at me. All these podcasts are basically doing Jocktober. But the business setup

is bad because you can never attack a big, good, successful podcast. So you'll never really grow in trash shit niggas. Like, they can't cover Joe Budden or that horror call me daddy so they'll never be big and they've gotten good with kumia who's blacklisted and they think that's

their goal forward so um this guy's i'm so bright i made a point i just made now when he's projecting a lot of things like oh they do this they do this they think this they think that he doesn't know anything about this show obviously we've done caller daddy we do big shows all the fucking time and we don't know when they watched it nobody saw it think so thinking it's not something that we're up to over here asshole you dummy you're only thinking well glad you're admitting you're dumb he explains that he knows everything about what we're up to. I think Carl from Hardy's podcast is like 50. How old is he?

No, he'll never attack anyone who likes him. And he explained this, by the way. He'll never burn a bridge. Okay, so no integrity in what you do. What Carl from Hardy's podcast do. You'll never be... What Carl from Hardy's podcast says is you'll never really be honest. If I'm 50, I look pretty good. You have to say that.

Right. Not bad for 50. I'll never attack anyone who likes me. Okay, we've gone after Dick Masterson, Doug from Who's Right, Kyra from The Official Podcast. You won't go after Kumia. And he defended you won't go after Kumia. Obviously, I was out to Kumia and he defended you won't go out to Kumia obviously I was talking

about Kumia stupid he knows I was talking about Kumia and he said he will never go out to Kumia or Iraq or any of them good times great movies

Chrissy Mayer I think I have a fucking series about Chrissy Mayer you attack me all the time producer Chris this fucking asshole what he's referring to is kevin brennan on twitter told me to review would you kindly and i said no i produce my show kevin brennan

doesn't produce my show if kevin brennan tells me to jump i don't say how high i say go fuck yourself kevin brennan you do your thing i'll my thing. And he goes on to say, this is an integrity issue. I don't have integrity. By the way, I just met Kevin Brennan. I gave him a $3 tip. It's 15%, though. I'm not running for office. I host a roast-style comedy show.

I'm not looking for integrity. We're just trying to put out a fun show, a fun product. Do I have to explain all this? Does this make sense? No, this no but it's nice that you do it is nice than I do all right let's see he's confused he doesn't think that we have an audience over here oh yeah why'd you do I heard these podcasts you get more viewers if you did it right now never faggot you go oh my god we didn't do a car from these podcasts.

It's fucking Defcon 1 with this nigga. Calm down. I hope he did something. I got a flicky bean to you, weirdo. I hit it. Yeah, fuck you, nigga. I hit you with the Defcon 1 joke. I hit him with that one.

The nigga sounds like in Defcon 1 one I'm listening to his live now he has no fucking response and I'm listening to his response I'm smashing him live man even he said and now he's purposely trying to go like he said I went Defcon one now he's purposely trying to go like, he said I went DEFCON 1. Now he's trying to be measured and resolved. What's he saying? I'm always high energy and extra cranked you like. Nigga, shut up. What did he say at the very end there? Did you pick that up?

He's called you a weirdo. No, I heard weirdo. But everybody listen and tell me what this is. I hope he did something. I got a flicky bean to you, weirdo. What was that? One more time., son. I got a flicky bean to you, weirdo. What was that? One more time. All right.

Give it a listen. I hope he did, son. I got a flicky bean to you, weirdo. Something about dim sum? Stop backing up two seconds. Flicky beans? Three seconds, dummy. I hope he did, son.

I got a flicky bean to you, weirdo. So when I hear a guy who can't talk and doesn't have good material, I wonder, should I make a segment out of it? Now I wonder, who's watching Kyle? Who's watching Kyle's show? Average over a million views a month, everybody. Now I'm listening to the latest. Is it the shoes? And doesn't Patty Seacup say say this even that weirdo that was this make it the clown did you did you hear

the way you just delivered that why are you screaming dude what was he doing I know what I don't know what I said when he back it up 2.2 seconds midway into a sentence in between a word oh yeah I don't know what I said when he backed it up 2.2 seconds when I was in between a word, but, um, I love him, fucking, nigga, you know what a nigga sounds like, you ever seen, um, who framed Roger Rabbit, when they put that nigga in the fucking, the final, Christopher Lloyd in the dip, when they put Christopher Lloyd in the dip, that's what Carl Rorty's podcast sounds like. They've only got this nigga in the dip.

Meeker sounding ass nigga. Science media or science entertainment and he's unique now. Guys like this I enjoy. Because they don't understand how they are actually part of that entertainment as well you're just as much a part of the joke as what you're talking about

so this is funny this is getting meta this is getting meta because here is patty c cups going this sciency guy I don't know who patty c cups is so am I watching him watching another nobody am I watching him watching another nobody?

Am I watching a nobody? Who's Patty C. Cups? Carl is connected to all the not allowed in show business. If you're connected to them, you'll never make it in show business. You'll never make it

in YouTube. Is this another racist that you're tied to? Who, is Patty Seacuff the Grand Wizard of the KKK or something? I don't know. And I'm not trying to do shit on him for that point. It's just like, you tied your thing to Kumiya, who's retiring and moving to South Carolina.

And you refused to shit on him. That was my only point against Carl. He never had integrity. You got those thousand compound subscribers for a lot of I guess that's a thousand people paying five bucks

is a lot of, I guess that's a thousand people paying five bucks. It's a lot of money to these people. They'll never understand what ad revenue means. But to them, it is a decent amount of money. But they settled on that and that's what they want. But Patty C Cups, what? Who? He doesn't realize.

Only halfway through this, by the way. Why it's funny is because he's a moron and he even goes a little bit further than that. And this is brilliant. The one dude, the unique guy, he shouldn't be on a mic anywhere. I should mention that science.

He's recently rebranded to be unique. So that's who he's, recently rebranded to be unique. That's who he's talking about. By the way, the rebrand obviously worked. They kept saying Cyan-Z but they pronounced the new channel name perfectly. People in the chat,

why'd you change your name? Pronounce it right now, don't they? I promise. And it wasn't for them. Trust me, they were these loser faggots. But, um... The audience I'm getting going forward... The one dude, the unique guy,

he shouldn't be on a mic anywhere. Does he not hear his own voice? That's not a voice anybody could listen to. It is so hard to get through. He's got fucking wet mouth. You know, like, what's going on, dude? What is going on? And I rarely ever see a video on his YouTube that has upvotes instead of more upvotes than downvotes, which that's lingo for Reddit.

But he doesn't have more likes than dislikes in most of his videos. Most of my videos, surprisingly, have more upvotes than... I don't care about upvotes and downvotes, I care about views. That's what you make the money off of. Like you at McDonald's.

You're getting goofed on by Patrick Michael! Oh, man. You don't know who Patrick Michael is. Car, you're getting goofed on by your delivery driver who tells Jew jokes because you're a Jew and you have to deliver food and you know he's not going to get a good tip.

So when the... So when you deliver your food, you're a fucking Jew. Only have 15%. What? I don't think you're ready for this, buddy. I got to play more clips, though, because you'd go on to roast us some more. I should do what Horty's podcast do to them. And it's the primary target is their gay fag Jew host.

They got a gay fag Jew host. The new Carl is gay as fuck. Oh, okay, Nick Mullen. Good jokes there. I mean, if you want to do a style show like we do and goof off... ...Nick Mullen. And did he just call the show a style show? He called the show a style show.

Styling what? You're a fucking Jew with glasses who's a nerd and you're friends with Anthony Comia who got fired for racism and kicked out of show business you're nobody and nothing you'll never be a

somebody could you tie yourself to Anthony Comia and you'll get cancelled in two seconds? What are you talking about? You flaming homo kike. Fun us. Please, try to figure that out. Go for it. There's a reason why you go after

Stuttering John and Opie every time. I like the model has even changed for Vardy's podcast. And then she just fully changed the model has even changed for all these podcasts. And they should just fully change the model. Just embrace it. Stop doing random other podcasts. No one watches those episodes.

That's why during those episodes, hey, we're going to talk about shit you don't care about. But then we're going to get to Stuttering Jonathan and Opie. Just talk about them all the time. But admit, tomorrow if Opie reached out to you and was willing to be your fucking co-host, you would never trash him again. My show is bigger than fucking Opie's at this point.

And I 100% disagree with that. Bigger? He didn't answer my point. My pinky toe is bigger than Opie. When he reached out to you, you'd be like, yeah, Opie, now I'm on your side. If Opie reached out to Carl, Carl would be a fucking gepard to Opie. That's why I played that Opie video, by the way. Dad!

Bring me a shot and a beer. I tried doing a clap right. This motherfucker. He was born in Cape Verde. He was born in Israel. No one knows it. I said, give me a shot of yellow liquor. What are you drinking?

I'm going to show you some Bacardi. I'm going to bring my beer. I'm going to take a shot of Bacardi, you motherfuckers. How dare you? Let's check this out. I do not want Opie to be a co-host with me on the show. It would not go well. It would not be fun.

What do you mean? So I'm not sure what he's talking about with that. So just a few more things that I want to play because, you know, Shuley reached out to me and he's like, why is this guy playing our show on his show the one that we just did and then he sent me some choice links and this is his mother-in-law coming in while he's doing his live stream and calling him a loser which is pretty funny i think i run the micardia mixing brown liquor light liquor gonna be war tonight then donate those uh probably about to end this

it's taking care of your children because you don't much yeah you think that's funny but when i leave you with when i leave my kids with you no but you have to leave with me because there's a fucking people don't lay in bed and play video games all day if they do the view and make money do what do you do okay Kyle show you last taste of let's see I see your last welfare check I don't get welfare she goes you know people with jobs don't lay in bed all day and play video games he goes yeah, yeah, they do. He's like, I'm a winner.

You guys are exposing me. Yeah, I make a shitload of ad revenue. I get to lay in bed. I don't get to be friends. What do I do to fuck the tranny? And who is retiring? Who is retiring? I don't think people quite understand this point.

I'm going to explain this, you know, like three months ago on my main YouTube channel when I said Dave Landau's leaving Columbia for Steven Crowder. Columbia's going to go to South Carolina and do his show by himself. The Comfort Media thing is done. The only people who signed up to Compound Media signed up for Anthony. So you Compound Media faggots are over. It's done. It's over.

But Carl Hummel's podcast, that's where you tied your wagon That was your thing Kumio likes me I'm an adult This is what people do No Kyle it's not you're a fucking loser You're a loser who I don't know who you're broadcasting to

More people than you You're a faggot cross-eyed jew testing domestic violence on your show this is him getting hit by his mother-in-law while he's broadcasting you live with your daughter and you fucked up our career by losing your fucking daughter's car did you play the audio on it? At least Red Bar did the video. You're a crackhead, you fucking crackhead. By the way, domestic violence.

Let's play Kumi is on video. This packet doesn't even get to make the point you're trying to make. Because I'm going to show Kumi his best friend doing the best

of course wow who are these podcasts I can play Kumiya right now and I'm admitting to biting the chick's hand? And he did a lot more about it. He beat the shit out of her.

He thought the phone out of her hand. But that's the nigga he chose to roll with. You know, the guy fired for racism. Then beating a chick. He's going to play the audio At least Red Bar played the fucking video He doesn't even have a video to play He's doing it on his audio podcast

Crack-headed fuck I'm a crackhead Yeah, yeah, lost your daughter's first car I'm a crackhead You're a fucking drunk motherfucker You drink every fucking night of, yeah, lost your daughter's first car. I'm a crackhead. Yeah, you lost your daughter's car. You're a fucking drunk motherfucker. You drink every fucking night of the week. You lost your daughter's car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And put us in debt. Yeah, yeah. Sure I did, Kyle. Well, it is entertaining. Shit. Yeah, you took advantage of your daughter and fucked her man back when she was 18.

I did not fuck you. You motherfucker. I said her, man, not me, weirdo. Whoa. Stop trying to be a part of me. That was him getting hit at the end. The other thing was slamming the door because he was pushing the door against her. And then at the end when he's trying to fuck your daughter's boyfriend, then she lost her fucking mind.

And went and hit him. So this is the worst audio that you're going to hear right now. And this would be Kyle gets upset because someone's children, his children, his girlfriend's children, his girlfriend's mom's children, who the fuck knows?

These people live a very different lifestyle than I do. Successful ones not mixed when people kicked out of show business the kids are making noise and he gets upset because he's broadcasting to seven people and it's very important that he puts on a great show with his mush mouth so doesn't he leave and smack his kid around and i'm alleging that's what's happening that's what people are saying what happened and uh this is the audio of it he comes back a couple minutes later and he's singing a song he's all very proud of himself

yes because if you watch that live stream that night, you know that was so nice. After going around and smacking people around in his home. Great job, Kyle. You're doing a bang-up job. I can't believe Anthony Comey doesn't want to go on your show. Yeah, why would I have Anthony Comey on?

I try to get views. My worst viewed video. Talking about Anthony Cumia. That was it. My worst viewed video. Crazy that that wouldn't happen. But he does think he's big.

And he goes on. He's talking to his family. And says when you become big your family and friends become haters and then he calls his girl a nobody well in real life when you're done big the most haters around you will be your family and friends. Yes, they will be. I hate you the most. Because you became a somebody. End it. What am I ending? I ain't. End your stream.

That's what I said. You need me to send booty? Did you hear that, people? No. Yeah, you need me to send booty. No, I'm not giving you no booty. The fuck? Get the fuck out of here.

Why ain't I ending you, you fucking nobody? Get a job. Make some money. Contribute. He calls his girlfriend a nobody. That's a weird thing. Science still? I'm just here. By the way, this podcast video got 80 views.

So that was them trashing me. What is shit trashing? He basically said he supports Anthony Cumia fucking trannies and kids and beating up Danny

Golightly and he's gonna talk about stuttering John in Opie. Great path forward, stupid.