The Zach Lowe Show - NBA Latest, Training Camp Reports, and Favorite Non-Finals Teams With Chris Ryan

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Chris Ryan joins Zach, and they pick up with the latest intel he’s heard on the Fred VanVleet injury (1:41) before hitting the major topics coming out of training camp, including Anthony Edwards wor...king on his post-up game (10:52). Plus, what are the issues in New York and Philly (18:07)? Then, time to go down memory lane as the pair draft their favorite non-Finals teams of the last 15 years (24:57), covering everything from almost champions to the final Process Sixers to Grit-and-Grind Grizz to whatever the Wizards were! Lastly, everyone’s favorite: Zach Remembers Some Guys (1:02:23). Host: Zach Lowe Guest: Chris Ryan Producers: Jesse Aron and John Richter Get started today at HubSpot.com/AI. Unfold more with the new Galaxy Z Fold7. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:38 See official rules at michelope ultra.com slash courtside for free entry, entry deadlines, prizes, and details. All right. Coming up after this on the Zach Lowe show, special midweek edition. I don't know what happened. Some stuff in Media Day happened. We're going to talk about Mitchell Robinson possibly starting for the next. Anthony Edwards post game a little bit more on Fred Van Vom. and why the Rockets may or may not do anything to address this issue and why maybe they should.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I don't know. We'll see. Chris Ryan, first time guest. He talks a little bit about the Sixers. Where is he on his beloved Sixers? It's very hard to pin down where one should be on the most irrational NBA franchise of the last 15 years. And then a fun gimmick. We decided to do a draft. We don't do a lot of drafts on the Zach Lowe show, but there's not much going on in the NBA.
Starting point is 00:01:19 We did a draft, but we did a nerd draft. We did it my way. Favorite teams, no criteria, just teams you loved from the last 15 years in the NBA single season teams only criteria they didn't make the finals you could pick a really funny bad whiz team you could pick a really beautiful spurs team you could pick whatever teams you want we drafted five each we have a lot of honorable mentions we have a little in memoriam made a whole show of it chris was awesome we picked a lot of similar teams but a lot of different teams too so it was a real fun segment hope you enjoy it coming up on the zach low show this episode of
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Starting point is 00:02:28 Chris Ryan is here. We're going to spend about, I don't know, 90 minutes talking about the Sixers and how if everything clicks into place, this could be the year. Chris, how are you? I'm doing well. I'm in the best shape of my life. I mean, 15 pounds of muscle? Yeah. Whatever him beads on, I'm on.
Starting point is 00:02:45 I'm really happy to be here, Zach. I'm glad we could reach across the NL East Isle and create content together. As I've said to you and Sean, who doesn't understand, I have no animus toward the Philadelphia Phillies. All my animus is still aimed at the Braves, the Yankees, and the St. Louis Cardinals. I missed all the, I missed Chase Sutley,
Starting point is 00:03:02 apparently going hockey go on a Mets player. I don't know what you're referring to. We have a fun gimmick that we're going to do, but before we get there, we got to bounce around the league a little bit because there's been some news. Always news on Media Day. And as you know, Chris,
Starting point is 00:03:15 anything that is said on Media Day, you need to take with complete and utter earnestness because it's for sure true and definitely going to remain true for the rest of the season. And definitely you should just take it very seriously. But the first thing is I want to do a little bit more on Fred Van Fleet tearing his ACL.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I talked about it with Bill yesterday. We went through all the trade possibilities. I'm not really going to dive too much into that. Right now, from what I've heard, the rockets are going to do nothing. And they're going to do nothing for a couple of reasons. Number one, they can't really do anything until December 15th when all the free agents that signed in the summer can be traded, including like half of their roster. And they're not going to do anything because they're going to give the ball to Amman Thompson
Starting point is 00:03:56 and Reed Shepherd. They might even start Reed Shepherd. I don't know. And just see what they have in those guys and kind of bet that they're still going to be a really good team. and connected to that, and I'm interested to hear what you think of this, if they're a little worse than they expected to be, like to me,
Starting point is 00:04:12 this injury was an absolute gut punch because it took a team, it took a team that had a real championship equity, whatever percentage chance you had to, like, actually win the championship. They had some small but meaningful equity. And I think now they have none. I think they might say,
Starting point is 00:04:30 well, if that ends up being the case, like maybe we don't. really care about that because we're going to learn a lot about our young guys. Yes, we traded for Kevin Durant, but like we're not a prisoner to Kevin Durant's timetable because the rest of our roster other than Van Vleet is all young up and coming guys. We've got future draft picks. I'm not sure 100% by that, but what do you just think of this whole situation? I think it sucks, but what do you think of this whole situation? I think it sucks too. I do have funnily enough Rockets fans in my life and I feel really bad for them because it's obviously put together to have
Starting point is 00:05:00 the two timelines work out in a really elegant way with Durant. and Van Vleet and a veteran kind of core and then having this young emergent generation of players and Sangoon is apparently, according to all his teammates in Europe, the greatest center who ever lived. So I was very excited to see what they put together this season. I did have a question for you about all of this,
Starting point is 00:05:20 which is that if this had happened in the last game of the playoffs for the Rockets and Fred had blown out his knee in that game, do you think Durant goes to the Rockets? It's a great question. Do we, do we, do you think Durant is in any way kind of like, ah, I could be a Timberwolf right now? I'm going to say, I'm going to say still yes, because I just think Kevin Durant's one of those guys who's like,
Starting point is 00:05:46 A, he's from Texas, B, or he's not from Texas. He went to college in Texas. He's from the DMV. But, and just like, I can make it work. Like if this is where I want to be like, I'm not a Fred Van Vliet away from making it work. Now, I think there, I really do think this takes their championship equity close to zero. And if they don't care about that, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:06:07 That's in part because, yeah, they're going to give Amman Thompson the ball a lot. I love Amman Thompson. It could not possibly be higher on him. He's a freak of nature as an athlete. He is a high IQ player. He is one of the best defensive players in the league. He's a good passer. He's going to get a lot of on ball reps. That's cool. That's a huge jump from the role he had last year. Reed Shepard, we're going to find out. Number three pick. They love him. It's awesome. He can shoot pull-up threes from pretty much anywhere. We were within 30 feet. He's a good pastor.
Starting point is 00:06:35 He plays really hard. Didn't play last year. So those are two guys that have now radically different roles for a team that struggled to score in the half court anyway. Now, they added Kevin Durant. That's just a walking good half court offense. Shangoon's better than he was a year ago. I just don't think they can win three playoff series in the West without like a traditional point guard with proven championship experience. They should not want to overwork Kevin Durant in the regular season as like a salve for this,
Starting point is 00:07:08 temporary stab for the south, salve, I would say that. And it's also just like Oklahoma City is just that good. Denver is just that good. If those teams are healthy, just this injury to me takes Houston from could beat one of those teams, if not two in a playoff series. If everything goes right to like can't beat one or two of those teams in a playoff series. And maybe they don't care.
Starting point is 00:07:30 That's fine. if they do care, they certainly could make a trade. And Bill and I went through a lot of the possibilities yesterday. Some of those trades would have to involve Fred Van Vleet, who, by the way, I don't know that I've heard people say this. He has like a de facto no trade clause because he's on a one plus one player option deal. And he's got the same kind of no trade clause that anyone who, you know, if you get traded, your bird rights are whatever. You signed a one year contract with the team that you were on. a lot of the smaller trades would have to involve Tari Isson, who I think I'm very high on, I think
Starting point is 00:08:05 they're very high on. Can't break up the Tera Twins. No, can't do it. And like someone in the league pitched me today, someone in the league pitched me, would you do Tari Eason for Deuce McBride in some second round picks? I was like, I might just be like way too high on Tariessen. Even if the Knicks could do that because of their apron issues, I'm not not into that. Here's the silver lining.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Here's the bright side way of looking at this. This happened at the right time. This happened before camp. This happened before the trade deadline. This did not happen in late March when you had established everything you could establish about your team and you were getting ready for the playoffs. They're going to be able to find out everything they need to find out about Shepard as a primary ball handler, about Thompson's playmaking capabilities. And they have enough stuff lying around that if they need to adjust or if they need to make a swing,
Starting point is 00:08:50 they can maybe take advantage of teams that are not doing well next season and might be looking to sell assets. So I think that it really sucks for Fred Van Vleet and it sucks for the Rockets. But if something like this is going to happen, as a Sixers fan, let me assure you, it's better to happen preseason than it is to happen in late March. I mean, I was listening to my old buddies at the Hube Collective today. And Tim Bons, I'm saying, they're still going to be in the mix. They're going to be in the mix. I'm like, yeah, they're going to be in the mix.
Starting point is 00:09:16 They're really good. Houston is really, really good with Kevin Durant. They're like without, if you turn Fred Van Bamblyt into nothing and it's just like promote Reed Shepard and then promote Aaron Holiday behind him and maybe get more of the deep out of the deep bench guys than you expect. They're still going to be really good. In the mix is cool. I don't think they can win the championship. Then we're not going to be my pick to win the championship or even win the West, but they had some meaningful chance to do those things. And now I just think if Fred Van Vleet turns into like zero during the season, I don't think that
Starting point is 00:09:46 they do. And if they don't care about that because of all this long lens stuff we're talking about, that's fine. Kevin Durand is also about to turn 30. next week. And so I just think there's some dissonance there of like, oh, we'll be fine, long term, blah, blah, blah. Like, okay. I just, it sucks for Fred Van Vlut who's an awesome dude and an awesome player. And
Starting point is 00:10:06 for now, I don't think they are doing anything. Any other thoughts on this? No, I'll just be curious to see how Durae handles the early season adversity or you know, just the not exactly what he was planning on getting when he walked into Houston. And is this more
Starting point is 00:10:22 of a like, my blade is for hire? Kevin Durant or is it like, no, you know, this is my last stand. I want to make a push. I'll be a leader. I'll keep the guys spirits high. We'll figure this out. The other thing I do want to bring up is, you know, one of the names I mentioned yesterday, just spitballing with Bill completely was Emmanuel Quigley, who I think is underrated and fits a team like Houston. And I just, I mentioned how long and expensive his contract is and how little he's played the last couple of years, or particularly last year. And, you know, this is a team that's going to be. up against like all the aprons as is and adding a 32 and a half million dollar point guard is
Starting point is 00:10:59 problematic in that sense. So you have salary concerns too, which is why Bill brought up all like the sort of cheaper Peyton Pritcher T.J. McConnell group that you brought up. It'd be interesting to see if they do. I almost wonder like, are you more likely to do something aggressive trade wise for a guard if you are playing below expectations or playing above expectations? I almost think it's above. I almost think if you're playing above expectations, you might be more apt to like, okay, maybe we should do something. Yes, it's like we realize what we have here. Thompson and Sangu have made leaps. We have to go for it. Okay. Topic number two, Shams breathlessly on NBA today yesterday, he talked about how he's spoken with people close to Anthony Edwards. Anthony Edwards is set
Starting point is 00:11:45 to unveil a post-up game this season as his big off-season innovation, which would be huge. If that sounds familiar to anybody who listens to this podcast, it's because in the fall of 2022, three years ago, Anthony Edwards was in my most intriguing players column at ESPN, and he and I talked on the phone about developing a post-up game and how he was in the lab that summer, he said, let me see what he said to me. My post-ups will be a lot better. I'm working on it now. that's all I can say. That's three years ago. Since then,
Starting point is 00:12:25 essentially nothing has happened. And by the way, that's fine. He was 21 or 22 when he told me that coming off a playoff series, they lost when it would have been useful, I think, for him to have been able to take John Morant down into the post and, like, exploit him.
Starting point is 00:12:39 And that's why I asked him about that. And I think it's completely normal that he would say something like that at 21, 22, 20, whatever he was, put in some of the work. And then as the team changes around him, and expectations change. We don't really see the fruits of that work by now when he's, what, 24, 25, whatever he is. And maybe now we will.
Starting point is 00:13:00 And it would really help them because I keep saying Minnesota is awesome. They're a threat. Back-to-back conference finals. They always feel like half a playmaker and or half a shooter short to me. I've pitched the idea that, like, they're a good fit for a big for guard kind of trade. I pitched like a Nas Reid for Tyler Hero concept. I don't even know if I believe in it. I don't know if either team would do it.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Minnesota fans acted like I said that they should trade Kevin Garnett for Tyos Jones, beloved Minnesota or something like that. I just think that would be an interesting like arrow in the quiver for a team that needs a couple more playmaking levers. So I hope it's true. I'm just saying like it's not new that he's talking about this. I like the idea that Anthony Edwards post game is to basketball, what George R.R. Martin's last Game of Thrones book is. He's just working on it. He's just dialing it up. He's going to do it. Do you think that this augurs any tactical change shift,
Starting point is 00:13:59 both from Chris Finch, but also within the NBA in general, we've heard a lot about the return to the mid-range. If you can do it right, it's an incredible weapon, incredible tool. There's obviously the never-ending Oldhead's New Generation War about taking too many threes. And I mean, is this, could you see more players adapting a high post mid-range game? Sure. But like, as long as it's for the right shots, like, yes, you need to hit some of those kinds of fadeaway shots, turnarounds, the stuff that Shams was talking about on NBA today, the Kobe shots. You also just like need to get, he needs to get better at just hitting pull-up twos off the dribbly.
Starting point is 00:14:39 He's a 39% mid-range shooter. That's not good enough for his volume. I would like to see it more deployed in the way. that I was talking about before, which is like, you know, you run inverted pick and rolls targeting the small guy on the other team, you get a switch, you go into the post, you draw the defense and you start working from there. That's the playmaking dimension that I'm talking about. And interestingly, like his post-ups actually went down last year.
Starting point is 00:15:00 And I think that's a function of the swap of Kat for Randall because Kat can space and Randall is like a post-up guy himself. So even just fitting it in around Randall and Gobert is going to be tricky. But if it's Randall and Reed or Reed and Gobert, you have a little more space to work with it. Something I'd like to see. So kudos to anything of the word to. By the way, just turned 24 like 50 days ago. He's 24 and 50 days. Obscene how good
Starting point is 00:15:22 that dude is. I just always love a late summer, early fall PR push around a new individual development goal. Like, you know, I think LeBron sort of started started that out of making that like a public thing every summer of like what he had added to his game. I love
Starting point is 00:15:38 trips to Akeem camp. I love them all. Yeah. You know what I don't love? I don't need to see the video in the car where you zoom in on the dashboard and it's like 455 hashtag going to work. Like, cool. You're up at 455 in the morning. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:15:57 You know who's not up at 455 in the morning? Me because I prioritize my sleep and I get some sleep. So congratulations. You're up at 455. I think that's fucking crazy. Go back to bed. Oh, player development. I mentioned Ant's postups being down.
Starting point is 00:16:11 One of the reasons was he shot a shit ton more threes last year, player development. Okay, topic number three, Jason Tatum is on a media blitz, and it keeps prying the door open to coming back this season from an Achilles tear. This has been mumbled about behind closed doors almost since the surgery that took place the night of the injury, I believe. Who's the mumbler in chief on this one? Is it our boss? Well, no, he's not doing it behind closed doors. It's just like been whispered about. Bill even mentioned his birthday, Tatum's birthday, which is in March at some people.
Starting point is 00:16:44 yesterday as a as a time stamp truly is an amazing thinker uh i look i hope i jason tatum is like one of the like all-time recent vintage gamers like he just wants to play he was in the middle of one of the best games of his career when this injury happened in game four against the nicks a game the nix were going to win anyway probably um gotten better and better and better a legit two-way superstar in the league i hope his recovery is going really well it would be awesome if he could come back this year. I just, I'm both with him and Kyrie and even Fred Van Vleet. I'm in just like, I'm penciling them in as a zero until I see otherwise. Because in Tatum's case, if he comes back, let's say the Celtics are like 35 and 35 pushing for a play in spot or top six spot, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:34 A, all the history says he's not going to be Jason Tatum right away. It might take until next season from him to be Jason Tatum. So do you want to. X percent of Jason Tatum coming back from an Achilles injury in the highest intensity games of the year, whether it's end of season, play in tournament or whatever, like, I don't know that that's, I got, I'll just got to see it first. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, do you want Jason Tatum on a minutes cap? Do you want Jason Tatum can't play back to backs? Like, I think respectfully these guys should take a year off. I understand the urgency
Starting point is 00:18:07 and I understand especially when you're driven in, especially when you went out the way he went out. You want to get back on the court and start to get your MBA career back together. But like, we did this with Aaron Rogers. I, I am certain that medical science will advance enough at some point where, like, maybe an Achilles injury is something that you can get back before a full season out. But I, I wouldn't want to be the guinea pig. And I just feel like, let Jalen Brown cook and see what you come up with. But I don't, I don't see him coming back in late March or his birthday or whatever he and ends him. have cooked up, I don't really know if that makes sense to me.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I thought you said Ben Simmons for a second. No. I have one Nix item to get to, but before we get to that, I just, I just, I need to know how you are approaching this Sixthier season because the, the continuum of like semi-rational approaches to a franchise that has been irrational for like 15 straight years, the craziest stretch that I can remember for any NBA team, you could rationally, like, at least semi-rationally be clinging to the hope that like, this is the year. Embed's skinny.
Starting point is 00:19:16 P.G. is going to be healthy. Probably re-sign Grimes. McCain's back, et cetera, et cetera. You could semi-rationally think that. Or you could semi-rationally be like, I don't even want to pay attention to this team until they pivot away from this core and go back to tanking or whatever. I'm done. It's over.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Wake me up when it's a whole front, when it's Maxie and McCain and like some other young guys in draft picks. Yeah. Where are you? Right in the middle. At the end of last season, it was probably as out on the Sixers' experiences I had been in my later part of my, the second half of my life. But there is something about the collective sort of personality of these young guards that they have that I would watch no matter what their record is. And I just hope I get to see these dudes cook. I hope I get to see Edgecombe, Tomahawk on somebody.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I love the Maxi experience. I forgot about that you can't wait for McCain to come back and get a full season under his belt. And I am now in a place where PG and Embedder gravy. Like what they can give us, I love everything I've seen from Embed being skinny, not talking very much in the last couple of weeks or so. Everything seems to be pointing in the right direction.
Starting point is 00:20:31 And it's kind of Embed's last stand. So I'm here for it. I'm here to watch it. And Beed's last stand, 55 billion this year. With this Eastern Conference, it's like, why not us? No, Halliburton, no Tatum. So you got there.
Starting point is 00:20:44 You got to this end of the continuum right there. Yeah, yes. But it's more because of other teams they're suffering than it is because the Sixers have made some sort of great leap. I like that you called it Embed's last stand when he has a $67 million player option four years from now. I met Matt Moore, an emotional narrative says, not financially. I just I can't I can't I can't do it anymore I just can't
Starting point is 00:21:13 All right the next item was this Mike I mentioned this last week I said I've heard that there's a decent chance Mitchell Robinson is going to start over Josh Hart The Knicks are going to start double big In Towns and Mitchell Robinson They haven't confirmed that They haven't unconfirmed it
Starting point is 00:21:26 There's photos leaking out of practice Of Mitchell Robinson in the starters jerseys And Josh Hart and the bench jerseys Does this scare you at all as a rival of the Knicks. What do you think of this move, pivoting away from one of the Nova guys to go double big?
Starting point is 00:21:43 It doesn't scare me. What's up with Josh Hart's hand, though? Yeah, the finger splint. He announced I'm going to have to wear a splint this year. It's not great. He's going to play through it. I don't remember exactly when it happened. But it's like, look, we have two reminders,
Starting point is 00:21:57 one very serious in Fred Van Vleet and one, I guess, not as serious in Josh Hart's case, that just like a lot of this just comes down to, You got to be healthier, or you got to suck it up and play through some stuff if you want to win a championship. Yeah, I have no idea really the details of it. The wire report that I read about it was kind of vague about what actually happened to the hand in the first place and what went wrong with him during the rehabilitation process that he injured it and now needs to wear a splint and he's going to wait until next summer to get it fixed again.
Starting point is 00:22:26 But it is very nixie that he's already got a debilitating injury that he's going to tough out and we haven't even gotten to camp yet. Heart's finger aside. I kind of like this for the Knicks. I think it is it worked in the playoffs when Mitchell Robinson rebounded everything and gave them some rim protection that Kat can't give them. I think it's their best shot at having a championship worthy defense as long as they don't overwork Mitchell Robinson and they have the depth to not do that.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But I like seeing what the double big lineup looks like. The risk for Kat is something he's done before. He's going to have to guard power forwards and wings a lot of the times. And he's actually okay one-on-one, like he guarded Durant in the playoffs with the wolves, and he did that well. When he starts to have to move around and help and communicate, it can get a little dicey. The Knicks toyed against the Pacers when they went double big with putting Cat on Siak, with putting a Cat on Miles Turner and inverting the matchups and putting Mitchell Robinson on Siakum.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I just don't want Cat on the main guy setting picks for the other team. attack him no matter where he is have his guy's screen no matter what but like i just would like him off the main screen set or even if he's like you know a shooting five or whatever um and i think it's a good pathway to like offensive innovation for them it's going to force them to innovate a little bit you don't want cat to be just a spot up guy around mitchell robinson screen in and diving turning him into turn him into a handoff hub you know run pick and roll on one side then kick it and run pick and roll with cat on the other side they're going to get good offensive rebounding i like it i think it's worth trying i think it makes the nick ceiling higher end of nicks thing
Starting point is 00:24:02 We got some updates on Quentin Grimes just now from Shams Charine at ESPN. Stailmate, Chris Ryan, may not be going to Abu Dhabi. Are they going to Abu Dhabi? Is that where they're going? They are going to Abu Dhabi. Stalmate's still with Grimes and Cominga, according to Shams. I haven't heard anything different. Like, okay, any reaction to this?
Starting point is 00:24:21 No, guard depth is not one of the Sixers' problems. I like Quentin Grimes a lot. I don't understand why this is taking longer than like some corporate mergers take. and I think it would be great to have Quentin Grimes. I don't really understand what the problem is or where the huge Quentin Grimes market is that I'm not noticing. A little bit more on the Knicks. Josh Hart, Josh Hart, not a quintessential six-man, but the Knicks, I don't think that matters because Jordan Clarkson is there as a quintessential now eighth man.
Starting point is 00:24:53 And just the way they stagger minutes between Brunson and Kat and Bridges, they got enough, like, offense on the bench. I like that part about it. I just like it. I think it's worth trying. I think it's worth trying, and I think it's their best chance at a decent defense. Okay. This episode is brought to you by Samsung. If you're someone who's constantly bouncing between games, text, notes, and stats, guilty. The new Galaxy Z Fold 7 is for you.
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Starting point is 00:25:42 You ready? Sure. It's gimmick time. You know, Bill encourage me. Think of a good gimmick. Nothing's happened in the NBA. And I thought, well, that's a good nerd gimmick for me because I'm an NBA nerd. And I thought, let's do a draft because every gimmick is basically a draft.
Starting point is 00:25:59 and let's draft from like LeBron signing with the heat is kind of like a line of demarcation in NBA history. Everything after that is different from everything they came before. And you have to put a line somewhere else. You're just, it's going to take over your life. So from 2010, 11 until the present day, I said, let's draft our five each. We'll do five picks each. Our favorite teams, individual single season teams to not make the NBA finals.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's the only rule. You can pick bad teams, good teams. You can pick the same franchise multiple times. just has to be a single season NBA team that you loved that didn't make the final. And you could love them for any reason, style of play, characters, lovable losers, insanely incompetent losers, whatever it is that you want, you can love them for that. It can be your favorite team. Whatever the reason is, that's the reason.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Are you ready? I am ready. We did a lot of research for this. This is a great time. This was a fascinating exercise. Just to specify, it's not make the finals or it's not win the finals. Not make the finals. Not make the finals.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I have plenty of teams for both. Okay, so. I'm giving you the number one pick and we're going to call it the fun also ran draft. Can I just say two things? One is that this conveniently almost lines up with our history of working together back at Grantland. Like it's about a season or two before.
Starting point is 00:27:16 And it also portrayed something that I did not know I have, which is a kind of unacknowledged West Coast bias when it comes to the NBA. and I think partially because big media has been telling me that the Western Conference is a bloodbath this year. It's going to be, there's so many great teams in the Western Conference. So a lot of the teams I went back, I almost waited more heavily because they were in the West.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I wanted to find more Eastern Conference teams, but I've been living in L.A. for the majority of this era. And so I did find it kind of informing my choices and my picks. And I guess I'll start with what I would imagine is, one of the chalkier choices here, which is the 2012-13 Oklahoma City Thunder, which is the season after Hardin, which is one of the other non-Lebron seminal moments
Starting point is 00:28:07 in our professional lives, Hardin getting traded to the Rockets. The Thunder went 60 and 22, despite that. KD, average 28, won the MVP. They drew Hardin and the Rockets in the first round, and in the second game, Westbrook goes down. in game two of that rocket series. They win that in six, but lost to the gris in the following series. There's something about, even though this team would kick around, obviously,
Starting point is 00:28:35 for the next couple of seasons, there's something about that what-if and that Russell Westbrook injury. By this point, they obviously were going through the carousel of Kevin Martin and Dabo and a little bit of Karam Butler and sprinkling in there and all these random guys that Presti would draft, who were actually pretty decent, but just never were able to make up for that thing that Hardin gave the team. But this is probably, I would say even my, I preferred this team over the 16 team that so sadly like went down to the Warriors.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Yeah, all those Oklahoma City teams are on my long list of candidates. And one may be drafted by me, but you haven't named it yet. It just felt like, like this was a super, fun team. Durant wins the MVP. He gives the famous speech. Kevin Martin actually finishes fourth and six men of the year. And I guess I'm, I'm just tinged by the Pat Bev Ross collision in the first round when Russ is going to call a time out and Pat Bev steals the ball if I'm remembering it right. And it just kind of ruined the rest of the playoffs for the thunder. They lose to the Grizzlies in five games. I think that's when the Oklahoma and put the Mr. Unreliable headline
Starting point is 00:29:48 with Kevin, with Kevin Durant. And he didn't like that so much if I'm remembering that right off the top of my head. They were a fun team. The reason I didn't pick them is like, I need, they were the most fun to me when they were making their rapid assent and when they had Hardin in the bench roll where he was just this like, what is this guy? He's coming off the bench and putting up these like crazy advanced numbers, but he's still coming off the bench when they were when they were like the lovable young team who was way ahead of the curve. And then Hardin leaves and there's just this void and they're filling it with, and there's injuries in all the playoff runs. I couldn't find, I didn't have this team that high on my list.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I did have one other Thunder team, but it's, you had to have multiple Thunder teams should be in a draft like this. Yeah. And I think that that's a franchise where the ceiling we projected was Dynasty. So when you walk out of there with neither of those guys having an Oklahoma City championship, it's pretty, it's pretty wild to think back on. And it's even wilder to consider the fact that they just won it. I'll tell you another Thunder team I actually considered.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Wild, the 2019-20 bubble thunder team with Chris Paul, Dennis Truder, and SGA. Yeah. That almost, that came within like a hardened shot block of upsetting the rockets in the first round of the playoffs. Just a weird, strange team. Chris Paul came and went. It was just a fun. That was a fun team. They were not in my draft.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I love a we're just going to start the three-point guards or we're just going to start the three. I love, like the Bulls did that a couple years ago. I feel like it's a really fun wrinkle. Now, one of the reasons I gave you the number one pick in the draft was I knew you were not going to take my favorite, my number one pick. I'm actually surprised you can't guess what my number one pick is. It's an Eastern Conference team and it's so obvious. It's such an obvious me pick that I barely even thought about it. The 2014-15 Atlanta Hawks when all four, four of their five starters made the all-star team,
Starting point is 00:31:51 the Bud Stars. Yeah. When the full starting five with Damari Carroll was named the NBA player of the month or player of the week. I can't remember which one it was. And they just sort of became. Darryl Morey actually publicly came out and said during the playoffs, which didn't go well for the heat or for the Hawks, that what I'm trying to see with, they're 60 and 22 and they slump toward the end of the season. A slump that they, when they had the number one seed wrapped up that some of their players are like, we kind of let our habit slip and it costs us in the playoffs. But Darrell Mori came out and said, like, it would be good for the NBA if the Hawks made the finals, which would have had to have gone through LeBron.
Starting point is 00:32:29 And that was what made them, first of all, the ball movement was just crazy. The plays that Quinn Snyder was cooking up to get Kyle Corver open was just like the most complex ballet of basketball that I had seen to that point. Millsap and Horford is like this fun, super fast, blitz pick and rolls, good passing, good shooting everywhere. Jeff Teague, current elite podcaster, just doing Jeff Teague stuff. And Bud making faces on the bench. No, it was Bud, but Quinn Snyder was cooking up a lot of the plays for Kyle. Just the delightful team to watch it. And also became this stand in for like, can you actually do it without a top like 15 player?
Starting point is 00:33:10 Can you beat LeBron in the aggregate? Can you beat LeBron? And it turned out no, not only because you not beat him, you cannot win a single game off him. in a playoff series into conference finals. And that, losing like that, sort of started like an existential crisis within the Hawks. Like, is this all, I was reading a story I wrote for Grantland after their playoff loss where they're kind of all like,
Starting point is 00:33:31 man, I hope we're just not wasting our time. Like we're really trying here. Like, of course we'd love to get a top seven player, top A player. We don't have one. Like, are we just supposed to give up? And they're kind of like asking themselves this question. They didn't do great in the playoffs, by the way.
Starting point is 00:33:45 The Nets took them to six in the first. round. The Wiz took them the six in the conference semis when John Wall missed half the series with a wrist injury. They needed a Horford putback to win game five at almost the buzzer to go up three, two, and they were down one. It was not like a great playoff run either. Like the playoffs were not kind to them, which also made them more interesting to me. Like, does all this cute stuff just not work as well in the playoffs? So defense is it. Oakland easy. Yeah. But it was, it was a rollicking journey for the 60 win, Atlanta Hawks. So they are my, they are my number one pick. All right, you get the third pick.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I was always going to pick a Sixers team. I think the choice of Sixers team might surprise some people, which is the 17-18 team, aka the Fed's team. This is the season before Jimmy Butler arrived, so 18-19 would probably be a little bit more popular. They got closer. And I think that this sort of marked the end of one era of the process Sixers then going into All-Star shopping to finding a guy to play next to Embed.
Starting point is 00:34:46 So starting the, basically the pattern of Butler, Horford, Tobias, Hardin, now, Paul George. But this was the homegrown team. This was feds for people who don't know. It was the nickname bestowed to Fultz and Bede, Dario and Simmons, which was going to be this core. You also had Robert Covington, J.J. Rettick, T.J. Ilysova, Bellanelli. It was just a really fun Brett Brown team. Fultz only plays 14 games this rookie season, although the Sixers wind up when he comes back, just absolutely Sixersing out because he breaks Joel and Beade's orbital bone. And then the Sixers win the last 16 games in the season.
Starting point is 00:35:30 That's the year they go crazy with just a bunch of shooting around Simmons, right? Ben Simmons turns into Magic Johnson and Fultz ends the season with a triple double against the Bucks. And then the playoffs happened and the playoffs were not, you know, they were kind of a classic Sixers play. off, which is like, I think a rock fight with the nets or the raptors in the first round, and then a second round exit to the, I believe the Celtics is. He eaten the first round. Celtics in the second round were Marcus Morris for the Celtics made the 3-0, just during and Bean's face.
Starting point is 00:36:00 I was at that game. That's the confetti falls when they think Bellanelli's hit the game winning three, but it's actually foot on the line game tying two. We're going to overtime. I believe they ended up winning that game anyway. I think I just had a mild heart attack when you said that. I forgot about that. That's a really interesting pick.
Starting point is 00:36:20 This is the road not travel for this team because there's a version of it where they say, damn, like we have a great young team that's growing together with some good veterans like JJ and what if we run it back and just tweak a little bit around the edges and hope that Simmons and Embed continue to get better. But already there was this kind of obsession
Starting point is 00:36:40 like can Joel and Ben share the court, can you do something, can you play if there's not that much shooting because you've got two guys who are a little bit negative. This is before Embed it kind of like developed an outside shot. So yeah, I think that there's a version of the Sixers that are not unlike the Thunder from five years before that tried to pluck away with the sort of core that they had drafted, but instead they started going a little bit more Hogwild shopping for All-Stars.
Starting point is 00:37:07 I don't know. This was my favorite team, though. That's a great pick. It was not even on my radar. The Sixers teams that were on my radar were the 18-19 team when Butler comes in mid-season and that's obviously the Kauai shot in Game 7 team. Better team by far. But it was a very good team. It complicated Simmons sort of placed within the franchise in a way that turned out to be irrevocable. And Brett Browns.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And Brett Browns. That's right. By the way, at the end of this, I'm going to do sort of like an immemorial just remember some guys. Guys, this guy was not on my list, but I haven't thought of Timetei Luawu Cabarro in like five years. I just remember if that guy could only hit some corner threes. Like if I could only hit some corner threes. And the other team I had was, I think it was the 1112 Sixers, which was like Iguadala and like the night, the night shift guys off the bench. Come on man.
Starting point is 00:38:03 That was like, that was my first like one of my first big Grantland pieces was that Doug Collins team and that series against the Celtics. Uncut gems. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they started 16 and 6, and I remember going to some of those games to be like, they might have, they might like have something here with this crew. It was a fun team. That was also back in the day of Bill Simmons potting every seven weeks and mentioning
Starting point is 00:38:27 Evan Turner just does stuff. I like it. Evan Turner, still an NBA character. All right, that means the fourth pick in the draft goes to me. And this is when I was going to get tough because I knew the Hawks were going to be untouched. Did you even have the 14, 15 Hawks like on your radar? because of it. That's just personal aesthetics over, but I acknowledge their greatness. So now I have a bunch of Western Conference teams that I'm going to choose from.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Several of them are from the individual 2012-13 season, which is just a great season. I have several Western Conference teams from the 2012-13 season, so it gets interesting here. So I am going to take the 2012-13 Golden State Warriors, which was the rise finally of Steph Curry. Steph's first truly great season. the NBA. It's Draymond's rookie season. It's Bogot's second year with the team. And it is the proof of concept year for me. Like I'm looking at Steph Stats. Staffra averages 23 a game and 78 games after never cracking 18.6 before he finishes 11th in MVP voting. It's the year that they beat Denver in the first round. Denver was another team I considered the put one of the themes of this is like a lot
Starting point is 00:39:36 of these teams come at least on my list when a star leaves and you have to get creative. filling the void of that star. So that's the post-Carmelo nuggets they beat. And then they lose to the Spurs in just, like in, I'm talking in the moment, that series felt like a welcome to serious NBA contention, Golden State Warriors. They lose in six. Game one's a miracle double overtime comeback. Genoble hits a three with one second left and double over time to win the game for
Starting point is 00:40:06 the Spurs. The Warriors gut punch loss, come back, win game two in San Antonio. it's 2-2. Curry hurts his ankle and plays through it. Bogot hurts his ankle and plays through it. So bad to the point that Bob Myers told me years later, we weren't sure that they were going to be able to play game seven if we got it to game seven.
Starting point is 00:40:23 But it was just the crystallization of this is when I started calling Curry, the glitch in the system because he came up against Tim Freaking Duncan, one of the greatest defense players of all time. And he came up against a mostly traditional pick and roll defense, but as polished as any of traditional pick and roll defense could be, and he just lit it on fire. And you could see the Spurs being like, we don't know what to do with this.
Starting point is 00:40:50 It's a Mark Jackson offense, so it wasn't super creative. It was a little ISO-heavy, et cetera. Clay's sort of finding his footing as what is his role in the league. Drayman's a rookie. But just Steph himself, you could see the Spurs being like, uh-oh. And I've talked to Spurs' coaches about it.
Starting point is 00:41:05 The uh-oh was like very, very real. So that was the sort of, I like these young teams figuring themselves out. That was a very high team on my list. You set me up for the perfect alley-up because I'm going to go 12, 13 nuggets. Okay. I love it. This is, like you said, massize rebuild after Mello, right? And you've got Iguidala there.
Starting point is 00:41:28 We'll get to him. We have Ty Lawson, Professor Miller, Gallow, Farree. Yeah, Dr. Dundra-Mill, Ph.D. Ill Will Chandler, and Corey. Brewer plus Mosgov. And I think this is Fornier's rookie season in the NBA. I can't remember. I think it is. And this team,
Starting point is 00:41:46 Zach, imploded down the stretch like an all-time George Carl implosion with Carl later asserting that Andrea Guadala was a double agent for the Warriors and that he was working with
Starting point is 00:42:02 Mark Jackson and would then sign with the Warriors in the subsequent season. Gallo got her in April. This team was an all-time league pass team. And you would just watch every night and you're like, is Ty Lawson like a top 10 player? Like, trust me, when I tell you that if you were
Starting point is 00:42:20 up at night watching Nuggets games that season, there were nights you believed that. And it was really, it all ended when Gallo gets hurt in April. And then the next season, it's gone. Carl gets fired, Iggy goes to Golden State, unlocking a dynasty
Starting point is 00:42:36 for them in some ways. And it's just a team that never was, but I always love, this is kind of my version of your Hawks team, maybe not as successful in the regular season, but so fun to watch. And really, you're just like, I just don't know how they're going to do it on any given night, but they keep doing it. Farid's got 16 boards. It's only the third quarter. Peak Manimal. People probably laughed when he said Ty Lawson top 10 player. He finished 12th in MVP voting. Oh, we used to have a country. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I mean, Andre Miller is just, I mean, look, an old school postcard who, a point guard who never exercises and, or just he roller skates. That's his exercising and posts up and beats a lot of people, throws lob passes to guys who just run and dunk like Farid and Javelle McGee. Yes. It's catnip for me. They played super fast. They had a unique, like, dribble drive offense modeled on a college offense because they just didn't have enough shooting, but they had tons of speed. And they're like, how can we take advantage of this? And this is now you're, I'm remembering this.
Starting point is 00:43:36 This was the year I remember noticing Javelle McGee standing out of bounds on purpose, on offense, as a way of creating spacing for a line that didn't have spacing. And the league actually either changed a rule or had to remind George Carl that you're actually not allowed to stand out of bounds on purpose. That's how creative this team had to get. They were super fun. That's a great pick. All right. Thank you so much.
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Starting point is 00:45:43 I'm going to go classic. I'm going to take the 2011, 2012, San Antonio Spurs, who went 50 and 16. They acquired Boris Dio in the middle of the season after he was bought out from the bobcats, the pathetic as bobcats. And just something about Dio's passing and wine drinking. and, you know, just general demeanor, just caught magic in San Antonio. Kauai was in, I believe, his second year.
Starting point is 00:46:16 No, he's a rookie. He's a rookie in that year. And they end up the season going 21 and two in the last 23 games in the regular season, sweep their first two playoff series, take the first two games from Oklahoma City and the conference finals. They are on a 20-game winning streak at that point
Starting point is 00:46:32 in the conference finals. And then this is what part of, part of what makes them lovable to me. The thunder just punched them in the mouth four times in a row and are like basically saying to them, all you're like passing and ball movement and cagey veteranness, that's cool. We got a bunch of young dudes who play really hard. We're just going to jump over you and run past you and dunk the ball on your face. Deal with that.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Harden in his last big moment as the Thunder player hits a shot to basically, hits a three, step back three to basically clinch the conference finals and send the spurs into like despair. existential crisis, right? Yeah. Like, just like, do, like, everyone remembers the Ray Allen shot and the despair after that in 2013. This was the despair of like, we're starting to really perfect the way we play. And we just got punched in the mouth by this thunder team that's too young and too energetic for us. And the ghosts of that series live on in 2014 in the conference finals when they face off again.
Starting point is 00:47:27 And if Baca misses the first two games of that series comes back, the thunder evened it up. And I can tell you for sure, the spurs at two. two two in that series are like, are these guys going to do that to us again in a year where we're out for vengeance from the Ray Allen shot from the 2013 finals and then they overcome that team. But I think that Spurs team was a really underrated fun spurs team. Danny Green's first like real year in the league. It's like just a lot of fun stuff with that team. That's a great pick.
Starting point is 00:47:56 I remember that series. I remember I remember there was there was stuff like happening in that series with a Baca that just like there is no there's no fix for this he can just cover most of a court in two strides and shut down stuff it was unreal well that's why kawai was such a massive moment for the spurs as we all know you know finals MVP and then another one in toronto but he was like the answer to our cool like tony parker tim dunker manu d'all splitter ball movement no one can jump over a phone book kind of stuff, like, can only get us so far. We need, like,
Starting point is 00:48:36 a dude who can go toe to toe with all those dudes. And that was, that was Kauai. And of course, they take the ball movement stuff to a whole new level in 2014. But there had to be a Spurs team on this list. I just had to put a Spurs team on. Yeah. I will do a team that I think,
Starting point is 00:48:53 I don't know that I have a ton of, like, personal affection for as much as I just feel bad for them. And that's the 13, 14, Indiana Pacer. Um, interesting. Yeah, this is the, kind of the epitome or the apex of the Hill, Lance, PG, David West, Roy Herbert. We are built to beat LeBron. Like, we have to, like, everything about this is about making sure that we are in our best situation to play against LeBron at the end of a season. Um, they start the season 11 and 1. I think it was like, if I remember correctly, like, there was a lot of like, it's the Pacer's Conference to Luz talk.
Starting point is 00:49:35 It's too bad that they didn't. I think that that team needed. It was Danny Granger. He wound up, obviously, his career kind of fell apart because of injuries. But there was something that that team lacked to get over the hump, aside from just running into one of the greatest one or two players in the history of the league at his one, arguably as prime. I have a soft stop spot spot for teams to bust their ass in the regular season, and I thought
Starting point is 00:50:01 they did that. And look, they just ran into a bus song. I debated which of those Pacers teams should be my pick, if any. And since you picked one, I'm not going to pick any of them. But I landed on the 1213 Pacers that also lost to the heat in the conference finals. That's the series when Paul George dunks over who did he dunk over? I think Birdman and LeBron high-fives him at half court in the middle of the game. It was like this classic like, all right, you're one of us now. Like you're one of the real guys now. The 13-14 team, they started out on fire and then they kind of petered out
Starting point is 00:50:44 toward the end of the regular season in a way that had people wondering like, is something wrong with this team? And then if you remember, that's the first round series, the 1-8 series against the Hawks, where the Hawks just put peril on titch at center, spread the floor completely. And basically, like, end Roy Hibbert as like a reliable player. That's right. And take the Pacers to seven in a 1-8 series. And it was like a six-game series against Miami in the conference finals, but not one you ever thought they were going to win.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I ended up preferring to 12-13 team because they felt the most. Did they roll faster towards the conference finals? Okay. Well, they just felt more like, they felt newer, I guess. And I was at a lot of their games. They played the Knicks in the conference finals. semis, the Mello team, which is also on my list, the 12-13 Knicks with Mello that win 54 games and they beat them at six.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Those teams are fun because they just, they, they just like happened suddenly. Like, suddenly the starting five makes sense. They add David West. They Lance Stevenson develops. And it's like, wait, this team, they were like the, they were not supposed to be what they were. They, the bulls were supposed to be them. Like the Derek Rose injury changed the Eastern Conference and opened up this void.
Starting point is 00:51:54 And they filled it. And they like, they kind of pushed Miami's buttons. Like they were physical, they were nasty, they beat the shit out of theirs. Like, Shane Baddey used to tell me, playing small ball four against David West, like, sucks. He just beats me up the entire game. And Lance is annoying LeBron. It's a good pick. It's a good pick, this 13, 14 Pacers.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Another franchise that had to be there. All right. Anything else on them? No, that's it. So that's, I've got four now. You have made, I guess, I thought that was the seventh pick in the draft. Yeah, so four. Yeah, I have eight and ten.
Starting point is 00:52:27 All right. is a deep cut. I have a deep love and will always have a deep love for the 2014-15 Portland Trailblazers. I had them on my life. This is the team where West Matthews tears his Achilles like two-thirds of the way through the season and it just punches a hole in their team and they're never the same and they lose to the Grizzlies in the first round and Lamarcus Aldrich, who was also dealing with an ankle injury, leaves in free agency for the Spurs. C.J. McCollum basically doesn't play the entire year and then in the playoffs out of desperation emerges is like okay this guy's interesting and i love this team this is batum and dame and uh robin lopez and lamarcus aldridge and it was this
Starting point is 00:53:12 team that just caught a little bit of magic and became greater than the sum of its parts and sort of like looked like could they actually win the championship and they were really fun to watch they could do a lot like la's midrange game was so old school and smooth. They could play a lot of different ways. They made a trade for Aaron a follow to bolster their bench halfway through the season. I just thought they were a really fun. Terry Stotz's motion offense was fun. They were just this fun. Everything suddenly locked into place and made you think like, oh, could they actually be a real, a real thing? And then it all unraveled in a way that it was very sort of like the pathos of that team was very deep. Yeah. And the Blazers have a kind of injury
Starting point is 00:53:56 bug franchise wide that hangs over some of their best teams and their greatest prospects. Yeah, this is four years after, you know, if you opened up this draft to just like your favorite single season teams of this entire era, finals or whatever, I bet the 2011 Mavericks champions would be at the top of people's list. And, you know, this is 2015 Blazers. So four years before, the famous Brandon Roy game happens against Dallas in that playoff run. He just comes out of nowhere and goes bananas to tie the series with like old school Brandon Roy stuff after all the knee issues that ruined his career. And he basically was the last big thing he did. And it was one of like the all time holy shit moments from our NBA careers, I think.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I'm going to go for my final pick here at nine. I'm going to go a little bit wild card. So a lot of my time spent at Grantland, I worked with my buddy Andrew Sharp, who was a huge Zard's. fan. So I wanted to pick Wizards team. I'm calling this Ernie Grunfield's masterpiece, the 1617 Wizards under Scott Brooks. So this is
Starting point is 00:55:06 two Scott Brooks teams. I'm so mad. This is the Wal-Beal Porter Jr. Gortat team that was just like, man, if you were ever going to believe in Wall and Beal, this was the year. And this is also they were pretty close. They had a bunch of guys on the bench,
Starting point is 00:55:23 Brandon Jennings, Thomas Atteransky, John Mahoney. Oh my God, Brandon. I have no memory of Brandon Jennings. Yeah. Marcus Thornton was on this team. This features one of my, the game six that Wall has against the Celtics in the conference semis.
Starting point is 00:55:40 When he hits the three over Avery Bradley, there's like three seconds left, time runs out and Wall jumps up on the scorers table inside the phone booth. One of my favorite moments in recent NBA history. And look, man, how can you not be romantic about basketball? ball watching John Wall and Bradley Beal actually play together. I think they both played more than 70 games each this season. And this was as good as it got for me. They were 49, 33. Maybe that doesn't scream Larry O'Brien, but I think John Wall did scream that when he jumped up on the scores table. Wasn't this, was this the year the Celtics and the Wizards traded back and forth dressing in black?
Starting point is 00:56:18 Yes, the funeral game. Love a good funeral game, just particularly from teams who were like, neither of you guys is going to win the championship. Yeah, but there was also the Isaiah Thomas Celtics team, so it wasn't like an indestructible Celtics team. It was in the realm of possibility that the Wizards could have won that series. No, for sure. It's the Kelly Olenic game in Game 7. I remember exactly where I was there in that game.
Starting point is 00:56:40 I was in Oakland watching that game at a bar with the Warriors coach, and we were like, what is happening in this game? Is this like what the Eastern Conference is? It's Isaiah Thomas and Kelly Olenic against John Wall. very fun team by the way I had two Celtics teams on my list
Starting point is 00:56:57 this team and the 1718 team that gets to the conference finals with like Scary Terry Edwards heard Kyrie's heard Tatum's Duncan on LeBron as a rookie I have three
Starting point is 00:57:09 Wizards teams in contention and I was actually thinking of picking one of them with my last pick but now I won't this team the 1415 team that we already talked about
Starting point is 00:57:19 took the Hawks to game 6 that's Paul Pierce called game That's that year. That was awesome. I remember that. Yeah. And just for Schits and Giggles, 2010-11 whiz.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Wait, is it 11. Let me check my notes. I think it's 1112, actually. Yeah, 1112 whiz is peak comedy whiz. It's Nick Young before he gets traded to the Clippers. It's Javale. It's Andre Blatch, Jordan Crawford.
Starting point is 00:57:46 It's the year Ted Lianzis wrote the since deleted blog post about how Jordan Crawford, Andre Blatch, and John Wall were the new big three in Washington sports. I think I still have that saved to PDF if anybody needs it. It's the year that Nick, because of the lockout, Nick Young and Javille McGee did the cinnamon challenge. It's the year that there was the viral clip of Javail running the wrong way on the court and like running off the TV screen and the entire team being like, dude, can you come like, can you come back? We still have the ball. And then he comes running back. It's just, they sucked, but they sucked in such.
Starting point is 00:58:19 What's how happy the wizards make us, though, you know? Three different teams in contention, so I won't pick them. All right, I've already picked the Spurs. So apologies to the 2016-17 Spurs, the final real Kauai team, the Zaza steps on his foot team. Apologies to the 2019-2020 Raptors team post-Kawai. They sort of milked the beautiful game for all its worth. Apologies to the 2010-11 Thunder team. That was going to be my Thunder team that rises through to make the Western Conference Finals
Starting point is 00:58:49 lose us to the Mavs. They're not quite the thunder yet, but they're like, that's the big leap year. Apologies to the 2010-11 Bulls, the Derek Rose MVP year. Carlos Boozer comes to the Bulls, Kyle Corver and Tibbs. They all come to the Bulls together. Apologies. Did you have the 18-19 bucks? No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:59:13 I like that team. That was the Brogden Hill backcourt, Janus going just absolute beast mode. Yeah, they got mode over. by the Raptors in the in uh although they were up to oh and go double overtime in game three in in Toronto and you're like this could happen and it didn't and they lost four in a row uh I believe yes apologies to um the 2010 11 clippers Blake Griffin's rookie year oh yeah we don't have a lob city team pre lob city no no the lob city teams were like like almost um I'm trying to think of what the right word is
Starting point is 00:59:51 They were like almost mechanical in their basketball brilliance. Like they were, despite the highlight dunks, they were never that like super fun to watch. I also had so much affection. I was living in L.A. then and going to a fair amount of clippers at that time because Grantlin was right by what was then Staples. And I just really, I mean, I don't think we have a grit and grind team here, do we? We're about to have a grit and grind team.
Starting point is 01:00:16 I'm glad I could lay it out because I remember sort of like very silently. cheering for Memphis at like in person at some of those games. I'm picking them mostly because all these teams are relatively equal in my heart and so we haven't mentioned them. We've mentioned a lot of the other franchises before. I'm going to pick the 2012-13 Memphis Grizzlies
Starting point is 01:00:37 who make the conference finals and get swept by the spurs. It's the year Gasol wins defensive player of the year. They had the number two defense in the league that year. They do benefit from the Russ. The aforementioned Russ injury in the second round of the playoffs. And it's just they were just, I mean, how could you not lie? Like Tony Allen, first team, first team all defense, first team all defense.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Zibo just beating a lot of people. Tashon Prince came back to the Grizzlies that year in the Rudy Gay trade. They sent Rudy Gay out. They got a bunch of good players, including Ed Davis, who really helped their team. Mike Conley, how can they not love Mike Connolly? They were the basketball nerds team for two or three years. And just like an unbelievable stat, I was looking at their playoff stats as I was thinking about whether I would pick them or not.
Starting point is 01:01:20 in the playoffs this is not this is 12 years ago it's not like 40 years ago in the playoffs there are average threes per game 4.8 makes 14.8 attempts
Starting point is 01:01:34 like that was a real that was a real NBA team that made the conference finals 12 years ago 4.8 3s a game and their defensive rating was like in the 80s right in the regular season was 99 something I don't know what it was in the playoffs
Starting point is 01:01:47 just like how But they just, they were a great passing team. Gasol from the, Gassol was like Yokic Light before Yokic, just as a passer, like the creativity. He had the bowling ball pass. He would throw like underhand, almost roll the ball sometimes. Just a delightful team. They had to be a grit and grind team. Did we not have a post bubble team?
Starting point is 01:02:08 Uh, I guess we didn't. It's interesting. Reverse recency bias. Do you, I mean, I'll just very quickly read. I have a very long list. You'll read off a bunch of mine, but go ahead. Uh, beam team. Things. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:23 Sons 2020 that lose to Dallas, the meltdown against Dallas team. The Jazz with Gobert and Mitchell never did it for me. What about T. Wolves Gobert, the first push to the conference finals? No. I had a Rubio love. The best Rubio Love team was on my, Ruby O'Lovic. That was on my list somewhere. But not, you're right. Not a lot of posts. not a lot of post-bubble teams. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to see if there's any other interesting teams I wanted to mention.
Starting point is 01:02:58 We got most of them, you know, the 13, 14 Bobcats we were talking about before we got on the air. Kemba and Big Al, Big Al making the all-N-Ba team with just one post-up bucket. Kemba bringing the Big East back down to Charlotte. No, I think we hit them all. We're one year out of the 9-10 Phoenix team that made the conference. finals and lost to the Lakers on Kobe's airball that was put back by POW, I think. Yeah. That was one of my favorite teams.
Starting point is 01:03:28 I have a bunch of other teams that I just made a very long list and crossed a lot out that don't, I don't know, just didn't really speak to me. That's my list. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a favorite, but they are one of the probably better teams to not make a finals is the, the team that, the Clippers team that basically under had to go through the Sterling saga. They're on my list. Yeah. And I didn't have anybody else very, but we didn't really mention the rockets. I have the 17-18 rockets.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Me too. I have them on my long list. They won 65 games, took the Warriors to seven. CPs hurt at the end of the series. They missed 27 straight threes. They get dinged points because they were never the most dynamic team because Hardin was just such like a slow-it-down chess master. And then also the next year where Darryl Morey releases his referee dossier. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:18 The detailed report about how. the refs really cost them the game and this and that. I'm like, you get docked points for that. That was fun. This is a very fun exercise. I could go on and on. Can we do?
Starting point is 01:04:28 All right, in the course of doing this, I just kept finding guys. Yes. Who I just had forgotten about. So I prepared my in-memorium. Can we put a little bit of light jazz or mournful classical over this, maybe? For the video, we got to do something. This is my in-mo-I-and-I really worked hard to limit it to just these names,
Starting point is 01:04:49 because just like you know not everyone can get in but there's always the joke about how you know guys get together a sports car just start the sports bar just naming just name and do let's name some guys so i's like let's name some guys in memoriam forgotten NBA guys I hope but they're all alive I think they are in no particular order so there's no hammer here like bill always talks about the hammer although I kind of accidentally do have a hammer Josh harrelson Ivan Johnson your boy lavoy Allen yeah Alan Anderson Sunday out of gains Jeff Ayers slash pendergraf slash not hyphen former nay pendergraf John Lure Larry Sanders
Starting point is 01:05:39 Oh Larry Alonzo G Chris Douglas Roberts You had to have been a guy that I actually had to like know and write about or think about it like it couldn't have been that fringy The CDR is great on the Memphis Tigers Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:54 Jamario Moon, Luke Babbitt, Andrew Goudalach, Mikey Moore, Francisco Garcia, Marcus Thornton, Jeff Adrian, Gustavo Ione, Chris Copeland, Johann Petro, David Anderson, we're almost done, John Salmons, Chris Wilcox, Luke Herringottie, Kyle O'Quinn. Remember Kyle O'Quinn? I sure do.
Starting point is 01:06:34 He hits some Midrangers, good passer, good beard, von Wafer, Lester Hudson, and Anthony Randolph. Anthony Randolph is absolutely the hammer. He is the stuff dreams are made of. I can't tell you how many of those dudes
Starting point is 01:06:51 I was also trying to remember where they played college ball, because like that would have been a time when I remembered all of that. I believe LaVoy Allen was a Temple Owl. So go out. Yeah, I was going to say Villanova or Temple. He's somewhere Philly and then he plays for the Sixers.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Great list, Zach. Yeah, look, I worked hard on it. I had to call it. There's some guys who, you know, maybe next year. Yeah, you know. All right, Chris Ryan, what do we got coming up? I know you're recording some stuff tomorrow. What do we got?
Starting point is 01:07:19 Doing the watch. We'll be talking about the finale of Alien Earth and the new season of Slow Horses. and then I'm doing the big picture with Sean and Amanda and talking about one battle after another. You've seen it? I have now. I'm going to night. I'm so jealous.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Everyone is like, I read Vineland over the summer in preparation for this PTA movie. And everyone is like, it's even better than you would expect. You got to do Zach Lo's book club. What are you just reading novels for without turning them into content? Well, I guess,
Starting point is 01:07:47 Vineland, I couldn't even do a podcast about Vineland. It's not even possible. Like, it's just... Potting about books is tougher than it looks. Me and Andy did loan some, of we had a great time, but it's been difficult to pick another one. All right, Chris Ryan, thank you, sir.
Starting point is 01:08:00 I'll see you soon in New York, actually. I'll see you soon. That's it for today's episode, the Zach Lowe show. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Thank you for everything. We'll be back sooner than later. Thank you to Chris Ryan.
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