The Zach Nichols Podcast - All Stars 4 EP. 11 Review! | ZNP EP. 49

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

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Welcome back to the Zach Nichols podcast. I'm here with my co-host, Mr. Zach Nichols. Hello. What's up, bro? Not much. What's going on, dude? Nice shirt today. Bro, Scooby Snacks?

Show it up. This one speaks to my childhood more than most of the ones besides probably Ninja Turtles. Ruby Red? Yeah. My brother and I used to, oh, that was like one thing we had in common. We're growing up with Scooby-Doo. Amazing. It was a great show.

It was a great show. Yeah. Those, we got away with it, wouldn't for those meddling kids. What? Meddling kids? All of us. This is a kid show, right? Scooby-Doo?

Yeah. Of course. Yeah. I don't know what kind of Scooby-Doo you're thinking of. Anyways. So we did some... Look, here's porn searches. Scooby-Doo.

We've had some big guests come through, and then we have another big guest. I don't know. We might reveal it at the end of this episode. We have a very big guest coming next week. And it's good to, you know, have some space on the couch. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, because the big salary is dead, so he's going to need that. extra space.

Stop exposing me, man. I come in this morning, or not this one, I come in. Don't be honest. Don't be honest. Tell a lie. He was eating gluten-free vegetarian pizza. Thank you. With pepperoni's.

It was freezer pizza. So when the pizza sits in the freezer for more than a week, it starts to actually lose the fat and, you know. Right. So thank you. You're welcome. We thought you were going to, you know, get us all inspired. I'm losing all this weight.

Not going to lie. I had a couple fans sliding into the DMs telling me I'm cute So I got comfortable But I need to get back on my Brzy Freezer pizza Start calling this

Balancing the Tird podcast It's all about finding that balance It is So we'll jump right into the episode Because there is a lot going on here When you say that I just imagine You just like Drop and trow and just jumping into a water hole

Swinging on the thing Let's just jump right in You were seeing A Jungle Book where Ballo's in the water Blue? The big bear. Oh, yeah. And he's just rolling around. Or like Robin Hood, the cartoon, when they're like swimming

and stuff. I just imagine you swimming is a lot like... Jumping on it. Blue or Liljohn. I am a bear, for sure. I am a big old... Big old! Do you know what that means in the homosexual community? Yeah, okay. So if anyone's wondering

Pierre is a bear, Rar. Um, okay. For all you... You like this episode? I did like this episode. Since we're jumping right in. Since we are jumping right in, I love this episode.

I thought it, look, overall the whole season, am I being spoiled? Because I feel like this has to be the best all-star season. Am I wrong? Well, here's a thing. I've never watched them. I think it depends what you're looking for. If you're looking for nostalgia, kind of.

Okay. It's not the most nostalgic one, but it definitely is the most, I think it's the most competitive. It's had the overall best competitors. Most competitive cast? If you were to do this cast against all the other casts, this cast would probably win in a landslide. I mean, when I look at it, the combination of like relationship,

they're testing relationships here. Relationship. The format, the competition. It's awesome. I got to go back and watch the other old stuff. I guess, yeah, Cam and Leroy too. So, yeah. Just like Laurel and Nicole are such big personalities to be in a relationship together.

They're taking up a lot of space in the editing room. And not even all the romantic relationship. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about the other relationships. Well, no, I mean, that too. But Steve and, you know, Adam, you got. Kara and Ace. We got, you know, all these other things, even earlier, there's, there's been a bunch of friendships that have been tested here. So I enjoy it. I like it when people get spicy. You got to make choices. I don't know. It's fun. It's fun to watch. It is. So we come back from that Jay and Steve elimination, which sent Jay home resulted in Steve stealing Adam Star, giving it to Steve. He's given it to Ace. Steve, mad props, bro. You don't look 45 at all. He's bawling right now. Three elimination wins, in my opinion, the most deserving. finalist up to this point, even though.

Cara, too, though. Carra too, for sure. Because the thing, the only thing that Kara has that's harder than Steve is she's a target every single day, every day. She's been a target. A good point. By some of the best players to ever play the game. Can you imagine having Hall of Famers like Laurel and Cam and Leroy on your ass for

whole season? Trying to kill you every day. Exactly. Well, but I think the problem is, is they're making her more comfortable. The more you put her against the corner, I think she gets more comfortable and has more fun with it. So yeah. She's like, sucks to be you guys. When you make her comfortable and put her in a good alliance

is when she sucks. Not that she ever does suck, but all her fans are coming for me now. My got to fucking turn my Twitter off. My axe got on off. Her performance is, the urgency level isn't as high whenever she can sleep. You know, when you have to sleep with one eye open, she's always, head is on a fucking swivel.

Oh, yeah. So. Speaking of performance. In one of the first scenes, means Mr. Sit and Spin on a bitch, aka Adam, says that Steve betrayed. That's so catty. Very catty. Okay, am I wrong for thinking he's delusional? Not at all. That was going to be my first question.

If you vote somebody in, expect retaliation. I don't care if you text each other every single day. That actually was probably why he did that to you. Yeah. So Adam's kind of delusional. He's kind of like a crazy ex-girlfriend. That's, dude, this is the note that I am. You pro-out crazy ex-girlfriend.

I didn't read his notes. What I said was he looks like a woman Okay, later on when they say These people are going to the final Adam looks like the woman who divorced the inventor Of the day before he went on Shark Day Oh for sure That's actually the perfect way to explain it

He was so pissed And he shouldn't be He should be like this is what I deserve For throwing my friend Steve should be saying I text this motherfucker every day for 15 years And he throws me in Of course I'm gonna take his star

Dude Steve is fighting his ass off two eliminations, and then Adam, he made sure to give the stat. He's like, he's been in the bottom five times in a row. So I think he should be going in. And then he betrayed you, come on. But that's your boy. It doesn't matter how much they suck. Yeah, but he still made it a point.

So now that we discuss what we think of Adam's reaction in this moment, what do you think about him? Do you like watching him on TV? Do you want to see him back on the house? Of course I like on TV. Okay. I love people who unravel and are delusional. It's amazing to watch. I think he's a normal person would be like, hey, I had this coming.

Yeah, I should be having my star taken. But he's like he doesn't get, it's like, where do you get off, dude? Who do you think you are? Think about that. They, he thinks he's Adam and he's entitled in this position. For sure. But you just voted the dude into his third elimination round. And you're his friend.

And now you're trying to screw with the universe. And you lost that because all you wanted was revenge. When you have that much like hate in your heart, it takes energy. Mm-hmm. That's why his beard mysteriously went from like, normal to white in like one episode. Steve took his star and his beard just went white. Straight Santa Claus.

Yeah. The next one. Slim shady beard. Oh, yeah. Blonded it out. Overall, we do see him getting eliminated during the purge, but he is somebody that I would like to see on future seasons. I thought he brought.

Let me ask you this. The caddiness. Is that more closer in your opinion? Do you think who he actually is or is he just upset at Steve or is he? That's just how he is. I think that. I've seen comments that say this is how he was 20 years ago and it's finally coming. back. I don't know.

100%. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, he retracted. He went back into those days. Like, that's what happens. When you go to, I tell you,

when you go into a challenge house, it doesn't matter, a lot of times it doesn't matter about what you've done and what you've accomplished outside of that. When you get back in there, you go, it's like a Neverland.

You go right back to who you were. Yeah. You know? It's just like, it's kind of like, it's like taking that hit. Like, I've been sober for a couple years, let me just have a little bit.

Yeah, you're like, you're a plant and you're growing in this environment. but then once you're in this, like with the perfect temperature and the perfect like little instances you grow into who you actually are at least on TV. And also too, he could have been doing this

several times all season. We just didn't see it. So I think that I do think that Adam has a little bit of catiness to him. But here's the thing we all do. I do too. Yeah. I would love to have him here to talk about it.

I would, didn't we ask him? There's some things in the work. Oh, perfect. I would love that. Now we're going to defend ourselves to him. He's probably going to sit right down and go, sit and spin. I have not heard that in 25 years.

When's the last time you heard someone say that? Never in my life. Yeah, that's true. Never. I think I heard like one of my crazy aunts say it. Sit and spin out. I have a family reunion.

So he and Ryan are plotting out. When the Pistons were teal. Let's go. Coming back. Him and Ryan are plotting it. Everyone feels pretty confident that there will be one more chance to acquire a star. Even though they're operating under the impression, they could show up and it could be final time. But they show up.

they show Laurel Nicole also seemingly they're in a great place and now that we know you know how about that they were hitting on each other that was gross it's weird yeah these two are weird I love them both but you guys are weird together um but we see them working or at least hanging out together it's just just a little you know you wonder how that's going to play out because we do see Laurel yeah like will it end up in someone with you know buying a new cat when you get a new apartment together or will it end up in court You never know. A lot of relationships end up in court.

That's true. Over 50% these days. Over 50%? Over 50%. If Nicole and Laurel got married and asked you to be the flower girl, would you do it? I'd be the maid of honor. You think so? Who's the maid?

Yeah, that's the better question. Would Laurel, would you be the maid of honor for Laurel? Or would you be the best man? The bestest mensch for Nicole. I'll be the bestest mudge. And then, well, I can do double. duty. I look, I would, listen, I would be a hot check. Listen, I don't know what you're talking about. Me and Nicole are actually getting married.

So Laurel, you're out the picture. It's my turn. You had your chance. I'll be the first person to stand up. Be like, I don't know. No, no, this can't happen. For those who object, what's the line? If you object now or her, I don't know, because they didn't say that at my wedding. You're like, there's no objections. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't have anything to do with my wedding. I didn't even dress myself if you didn't know that. No, no, literally. She came to the hotel to dress me to make sure I... No, I'm just kidding.

No, she was pretty particular about everything. And she's also her sister's getting married next week. And Aruba, shout out to Tony Ann. Shout out, Tony Ann. Gastrointestational issues. Just kidding. She doesn't. I post that one time, but I always make fun of her for always having diarrhea.

But she doesn't. But she's getting married in Aruba. She's getting married in Aruba next week. And, dude, it's like Jenna's coming out again. like she virtually went to the store with me so she was on FaceTime the whole time picked out everything picked out the tie outfits yeah yeah actually well so I agree with this it was the first time we ever agreed on a suit anyways pick like I wanted to get these sweet shoes couldn't get them she wanted me to get these other ones that were probably more acceptable

to her family both brown dress shoes I wanted the monk strap she wanted me to have laces I hate laces I don't tie laces um but she asked me to eat a monk strap you ever heard of a monk strap You've seen it. It's classy. Come on, you hang on classy people. Just as you dress like a big toddler doesn't mean that all your family and friends do. My fitness, or fitness. My fitness and fashion inspiration is Adam Sandler for both. So, not Zohan Adam Sandler. Like, Jack and Jill. Exactly. Happy Gilmore. Yeah. Billy Madison. All of them. I've never seen you in a flannel, unbuttoned. No, but I do wear the oversized shorts and shirts. Well, I mean. I mean.

I mean. I mean. No one here thought you were wearing the slim fits. I make a 3x out look like it's enlarged. Well, no, but like oversight. Like what are the other options at this point? Do you have, do you have two separate wardrobes?

Yeah, I do. I know. I got a couple buddies that have like winter wardrobes that were like size 42 ways. Then there's summer ones like 38. I'm like 36 38. Yeah, I'm way higher than that. Okay. So they're in a good spot.

We'll see what happens with them. Who's in a good spot? Laurel Nicole, their relationships is like, It's kind of gross, but kind of hot at the same time. We get to the Daily Challenge where TJ's just chilling in front of that RV, which I can't lie. First of all, that concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.