The Zach Nichols Podcast - All Stars 4 EP. 7 Review! | ZNP EP. 45
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Welcome back to the Zach Nichols podcast.
I'm here with my co-host, Mr. Zach Nichols.
And we have a celebrity guest producer today.
Who is that?
The new girl G.
New girl G.
She just bought a house.
The homeowner.
Yeah.
Now she, you know, we got to get her a blender and a vacuum.
We speak for yourself.
We got to get her homeowner things.
Now she's got, you know.
Let her deal with all that.
She's been so excited.
she's growing up so I'm gonna let her deal with all that stuff
she doesn't have more stuff to complain about but it's okay we can handle it
whatever dude I don't hear anything like anyways I got handwritten notes
because I'm OG I wanted to take it back to the like late late late 90s
yeah when you used to write your girlfriend's notes you bet I did and I would write
boy Vaxry boy lyrics in there O-town yeah I want it all anyways we got some
lawn we got a longel we do have a longuice talk about real
number one heavy mother's day heavy mother's day happy mother's day
Round of a plus for all the mothers out there.
Big shout out to your mom, your wife, my mom, G's mom, G's going to be a mother one day.
Shout out to everybody.
And all the mothers we've had on the show.
All the moms.
Any mom.
All moms.
It was a great day.
It was a fun day.
Anyways, we have reached out still to JGMTV.
Oh.
He's been ghosting me for about a month now.
I'm like, dude, come on the podcast.
Let's mix it up.
Let's have a good sweet time talking about the past.
going over all times talking about this new jay we're seeing so what's the story with that like i don't do
he's ghosting me he's ghosting you're just like yeah i thought you're hitting him up on your d because i had him up
on on the show dms and he obviously didn't see it but like you're hitting up on your dm so that's
that's going on i followed him bro i've been going on a follow thing lately yeah you've been following
people yeah so so jay are you saying like what do you want to come on the podcast i want to talk about
you know his his uh you know the hiatus he took what he's been
up to i you know wouldn't mind seeing how he's doing and talking about this what he's doing right now
he's killing it i mean i wouldn't say killing it but he's surviving that's what you did last time right
i guess you're right well um jay so he's it goes to me so what do you Nicole said he thought i hated him
but i don't hate him do you do you think he's scared of you no you don't think he's scared
you no dude he's he's he's a he's obviously scared of the conversation he's a cop he's a cop maybe
he like he just doesn't like me that that would make sense if i was him i wouldn't like me either
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, come on.
I love you and I don't like you.
Well, you know what?
You know why?
Why?
Because you keep beating me in golf after I taught you the game?
Yeah, I had a 300 plus yard drive.
That's not that is not cap.
We taught you what cap is.
That's no cap.
That's no cap.
Is that like 100?
Yeah, it's like 100.
Except for it was 300.
It was actually plus that.
Carpath King.
Still bogeed.
You carpath King?
Yeah, still, Logan.
It was on a hill.
Hit a cart path.
It bounced about four or five hundred more yards.
Yeah.
Yeah for you.
Anyways, the other laundry list.
What else?
What else?
You know, I heard there were some unsavory things that West said about us on his podcast.
I don't watch it.
I wouldn't.
I don't need to watch West laying his basement floor like a crusty-ass cheeto.
You know?
I don't need to see that.
I don't need to see like where he, you know, anyways, I don't appreciate it.
I had a lot of respect.
I have a lot of respect for Wes.
I love him to death.
I think he might have just taken his role
on House of Villains a little bit too far.
And I don't care.
Like, here's a thing.
Like, he hasn't seen our books,
which are squeaky clean.
They are.
He doesn't know the charity that we've been involved.
We've been involved in charity.
Like, we've been doing a lot of things
behind the scenes that we don't post about
because I suck at social media.
So I thought those comments were just, like, ignorant.
I lost a little bit of respect for him in that aspect.
I don't talk about any, you know, anything he's doing, whether anyone thinks their Ponzi schemes or not.
Whether they're savory or not.
Exactly.
I just did like, but like more importantly, like him coming at you, it's like, dude, did you do some background checks?
I just don't understand it.
I didn't understand it coming from him.
And I sent him a text about it.
And the last text he sent was maybe this could be our origin story for our rivalry.
And I said, let's dance, bitch.
Come fucking see me.
So for those of you who don't know what's going on,
a couple weeks ago, Wes had Pauley on his show.
I don't know if you called it a show.
The Iceman, Pauwawal.
Yeah, yeah, Powwow.
Pauley was on there?
Yeah, Paul was on there.
So.
I just read the Cliff notes you said me.
Paulie was involved in this.
And I'll give you guys just a little background, right?
So Wes is kind of talking about some of these new people coming up in the Patreon game.
He was critical of people like Fessi and people like Jemmy.
But then, you know, Pauli said, well, what about Zaz?
you know and then he was very quick to say oh well the xx one is funny it was what he said that was the
first thing he said and then he gave us some props and then knocked us down a peck so i'll just give
you a quick little rewind right so first um he admitted that you know being in person is better
conversation but but right away he was very quick to say you don't lose a day of your life uh
having to fly to kansas city um he mentioned uh quality being better blah blah blah i i just had two
things you know that came to my mind didn't he said you were a rich kid he did
He said I was a rich kid just doing this, like, subsidizing it for fun just to care about meeting the challengers and doing all that shit.
So, yeah, I had two opinions.
That's kind of mean.
I mean, look, that adds to my second point.
Well, wait, Polly knows you.
What did he say?
Did he have anything to say to defend you?
That's a good question.
I'm pretty sure you and Polly talk on the phone.
I mean, you know, I'm not, you know.
Paulie didn't dislike for the record.
I'm not.
Paulie didn't defend you.
No, he didn't.
He did. He said that it was a great experience. He did mention me by name. He did start off by saying the other guy. He was like, oh, the other guy.
Ouch, dude. Yeah, the other guy. You're just a side piece. Yeah. Yeah. He called me the other guy.
Say my name, say my name.
Exactly.
Well, Pauli, he know, I mean, whether he knows or not, I'd make fun of him all the time on the show.
So I can take a joke.
Good, good on me.
But, I mean, hey, I guess I'm the other guy.
But he did say a couple things.
He said it was a good experience.
But he said, West particularly said a couple things that really chap my ass.
All right.
And I'm going to tell you the first one.
The first one he said was that he claims that you are pandering to our audience, essentially
saying that whatever the fans.
think you're going to mimic and just kind of galvanize the troops in a way.
What did you think about that?
What do you think about that?
I'm pretty sure.
I mean, I don't think he knows me very well then.
Yeah, he thinks you're pandering?
That's not.
I've never been a pandering.
I would see, here's the thing.
From everything I've seen about Wes, he's always, for lack of a better term, sucking off
the show and whatever the show does.
So while we speak our opinions, which I love the show, but I love the show.
I also think that you should be everyone, including, I think everyone in life needs to be held accountable.
If you have an opinion, you should be able to speak it.
I love this country.
I don't agree with everything it does.
I agree with, yeah, exactly.
I just don't understand why.
I mean, I'm very critical of things.
Yeah.
I mean, just the idea that you don't have your original thoughts, nothing pissed me off more than him saying that,
which is because everyone that watches this show and listens to the show, they're never going to buy that because it's very, very clear.
the work you put in to analyze and to think of it from the challenges perspective.
And, I mean, let's be real.
We go viral.
You're in your fucking basement.
Dusty-as cheetah.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
To my second, my second point.
We're looking at his milk mustache.
Just got done having his milk and cookies.
There's a rat living in there for sure.
Two, he claims that our current business model is unsustainable and that it loses money,
predicting our demise and our cancellation of the program.
Dude, it's just, it's just tech you to discuss finances.
Oh, yeah.
No, we're not going to get into finances.
Even though West...
Should we release our taxes?
Yeah, we could.
Trump will, we will.
So, even though what, you know, we're not, we don't talk about personal finances,
even though Wes has no problem speaking so matter-of-factly about how we're losing money.
You know, he has no problem saying that.
I did have the two takeaway.
So, you know, I've been watching this man for years, speak on stuff as if they're in
absolute certainty, right?
And for the first time in my...
life. I'm involved in it.
He's talking about something that he literally has zero knowledge of.
We should just like, I'm sure Bear is hurting for money.
We should just call Bear and be, listen, we'll give you like this.
We'll give you some money to show about Wes's door in a box.
Yeah, stop.
Just like scare the shit out of him.
Yeah, dude.
Because nothing would frighten him more than what happened in that elimination room.
Yeah.
There you go.
And look, here's one thing.
Josh and Laurel can deliver it.
Listen, Wes, listen, you might have been able to lie, beg,
borrow cheat, steal, and validate your narrative.
You must be very, very good at it because, you know,
bullshit and seems to have served you very well,
which leads you to the next tableway.
To me, this was just a very, very desperate attempt to justify him charging his fans $25
for his Patreon.
I mean, that's double what we charge for tier two.
I'm going to call it 50% quality.
Just that's literally that 50% is just based on his expertise as the gameplay.
But effort, he's fucking doing a fucking Zoom call on his t-shirt.
He's not a fashion icon
No, he's not too
He's not rocking the jerseys every week
He's not bringing in the guests
I mean
Very desperate
My just I think ultimately for me
It's just like I thought you were my friend
You know
And aren't we supposed to be like
Isn't this like the time
Where we're supposed to be like building each other up
And being supportive of each other
We can be critical of like moves you make
On a reality television show
But I mean I just as a friend
I thought that that was just kind of like
Not something a friend would do
And I like I said
I love West.
I have a lot of respect for Wes, but that just didn't see.
I wouldn't do that to a friend, someone I would consider a friend.
In fact, I think I've been very supportive of Wes on this couch.
Sometimes I call him a weasel, which obviously he is.
He just literally proved me right by that.
But yeah, no, sometimes people, sometimes people do shitty things.
And sometimes there's just shitty people.
And I'll let everyone else read between the lines there and figure it out for themselves.
I love Wes, nothing but support to him.
He's got a beautiful daughter, beautiful family and a beautiful life.
that being said
if he wants to be my rival that's fine
but he's got to get in better shape
yeah both on the show
and in his show right
I mean he looks fucking six months pregnant right now
so I don't understand like why he wants to be
like he better start you know well look
that's why I think that was a joke he doesn't want to be my right
he produces a TV show right
but he's you have no
you're zero quality
you're apparently rich you keep telling us you're rich
I don't know you've been doing you've been making TV
for 20 years I've been doing it for one year
He's just my, like he's supposed to be my friend.
Fucking out of here, man.
All right, well, it's supposed to be my friend.
You got your five minutes, buddy.
When is Tony coming on?
Have you reached out?
That's a great question.
I got to get a hold of Tony.
Jenna was talking to a list of the other day, so.
Oh, yeah.
So that is a great question.
Let him know everything's set for the quail line.
Okay, yeah.
The clearies and the lodges.
So that is, we do have a lot of Q&As from the golf course that we haven't gotten to.
And you did mention Tony.
That was the biggest one.
When is Tony coming on the show, man?
I got to reject it.
That's a you thing.
You know what chas my ass about the spoilers, dude?
It's like, we get this.
For sure, cutting this part.
I don't care.
We get this, you know, you can not cut this, but we, we, so when we're on the show,
they gave us this talk and they're like, hey, you know, you have to be quiet about this.
You can't talk about this.
You're under this contract.
And we're, I'm sitting there thinking like, this is the biggest gaslight session I've ever met my life.
Because before I would even get my phone back, before I would even contact a single freaking person,
I would always go to Twitter or I would always go to Reddit
and they would already know the whole outcome.
Yeah.
It wasn't us.
It's never,
the cast doesn't leak shit.
No,
it's all production.
Exactly.
Like, literally,
I would say that to them.
Like,
you guys are literally gaslighting us right now.
So that's the thing is,
like,
oh,
you're spoiling.
If you really want to know anything,
go on to Twitter.
I can't go on with them.
The names.
I'm not going to give the actual,
uh,
uh,
usernames because I don't want to like,
you know,
get involved in that.
But like,
there's some people that are pretty spot on about everything.
almost to the point where they might be part of production.
That's how much they know.
It's insane.
Anyways, Tony needs to come on the show because I just would love to hang out with him.
He does need to come on the show.
Most handsome man in America would, you know?
Maybe.
We got to talk about the live show.
Guys, go get your tickets right now.
San Diego, July 27th.
Maybe we can convince him to come.
Who knows?
But we do need to have him on the show.
I'm going to rely on you for that.
That's your boy.
He's my boy, too.
Yeah, no, I'm going to reach out.
All right, cool.
So we're going to get to these Q&A.
So if you submitted a question,
we're going to get to that at the end of the show.
Let's get into the episode.
Let's, shall we?
We come back.
It's a lot of laundry.
We come back from the Rope Rumble.
We're Steve B. Kifla and Nicole B. Jasmine.
Here's my question.
So we're halfway through, according to T.J.
Is there anyone on the cast that you don't care for
or you're surprisingly start to like?
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