The Zach Nichols Podcast - All Stars 4 EP. 8 Review! | ZNP EP. 46

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

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The big celery. Did you put syrup on your celery? Hell no. Welcome back. It was breakfast celery. It was. Dude, I'm trying to get you healthy now. So anyways, welcome back to my podcast. That's Zach Nichols.

And I'm here with The Big Celery. The Big Salary. The breakfast veggie. Perry Konda, the Anaconda from another Manda. Dude. That's great. I had a whole bag of celery. And what did you say?

That was it? It literally looked like he was going to. like hunt some rabbits or some shit. The biggest plate of celery I've ever seen. Is that the AC? Absolutely. That was the AC I was telling you about. But like I said,

home job. I'm trying to, ladies, watch out. I'm going to be sexy here in a couple months. I'm going to be really, really, really, because I'm going to get on my weight last grind. I think I just, I literally just put it out in the universe. So now people are going to have to help me be accountable for it.

Yeah, he said no. What did you say no to today so far? I haven't. I literally said no to Olive Garden. Yeah, he tried to give him a $50. That was a trap. That was a trap. That was a $50 olive garden gift card that I had in my bag.

And I offered it to him. And he said, no, because he's the big celery. Yes. I'm going to be the big slimy celly in a few months. So, by the way, for all you got olive garden, get the lasagna, Frida and the fried mozzarella. But yeah, no, I'm going to be on my fitness grind. And I had cucumbers last night. That was like my late night snack.

Cucumbers? Yeah, I'm about to start. It literally started last night. Last night at what time? The truth? Did you do a weigh in? I did do it way in. You do a way in?

You don't have a share that shit. No, don't, don't. Don't share it? Don't share it yet. Okay. And when are you going to, how often are you going to do the way and should you, we go by just amount lost? Amount lost?

Yeah. I'll take that. I think that number is going to be big actually. It's just, you know, I think I'm going to, I plan to lose about 50 to 60. Right away, right off the, right off the bat. First six months, 50 to 60. First month, 50 to 60 pounds a month. Two pounds a day.

Honestly, I could. But I have to work out, though. I can't be working here. I'm going to be working out four days. So, Zach, I didn't include him at all in my weight loss journey in... Because I have... Because this is why. Because I have a degree in exercise physiology, and I know what I'm talking about.

Right. No, he just didn't want me to be upset with him because he wouldn't take it seriously. Yeah, exactly. When I fail all of you and you, I don't want you to hate me. And also, stop drinking diet soda. After the show. No, stop drinking diet soda, dude. It's poison.

made our huge announcement today. Pauly Califiori and Cara Maria Sorbella will be joining us in San Diego July 27. For the ambiguously gay duo. Can I ask you a question? No. Is there sexual

attention between Cara Maria and Nicole? Maybe a little bit? Well, I mean, history will show us that Nicole had a crush on Kara before she had a crush on Laurel. I'm not trying to start shit, but that's the truth. I mean, look, I'm only asking that because it's like there's a

they have a weird I don't know what I wouldn't call it a friendship I don't know acquaintanceship or whatever I think I think Nicole wherever she goes no matter where she's at whoever she's talking to I think Nicole has sexual tension with everyone literally I mean I think we're still we still might have kids I don't know

I love you Nicole and I want to potentially explore that back to this a big shout out to Kar and Polly for committing to that you guys are awesome because you're giving the fans what they want and they want to see you guys and they want to meet you. So make sure you get your tickets to that. Yeah, come see Kara and her boyfriend.

And her boyfriend or Polly and his girlfriend. We're super excited to have them out and we're going to have fun. That was a day at Pines. That was a day at Pauley. I know. We're going to play Torrey Pines. And it was funny because in my head, I already told I was like, okay, Pauley's going to come with us.

Well, why don't you explain to him what Tori Pines is? It's a golf course. Oh, yeah. It's a legendary golf course in San Diego for those of you who don't know. I will be shooting three on. for the day. Yep. Polly's going to come.

I'm buying new irons. Yeah? I have to. Okay. You know why? Why? Because the golf club that I should have stole yesterday that I didn't, that I did not steal, that I had you turn in because I knew if it got in my bag, it wasn't getting out.

Oh, yeah. That club, I hit it twice at that hole that I left it at, and it was great. And so I'm thinking, I suck because of my irons. Oh, really? Is that why? No, I suck because I suck. But if I go spend more money, I have more reason to be upset. Yeah.

Well, perfect example of us helping each other. I helped you not steal and you're helping me not get fat and die. Well, appreciate you. Yeah, you're not helping yourself though with that Diet Coke. People have been drinking Diet Coke for 80 years. Anywho, let's give it into this episode. Or is there anything else you want to talk about? I don't know.

Is there anything you need to talk about? You need to talk about? Yeah, any confessions? These are my confessions. No, the only confession I have is that I am in love with Tina. I literally love her. I want to marry her. But I know she's married, so I just can't.

You made me say it. I didn't want to say it. But you made you say it. Did anyone else see, like, remember when it starts out on the beach scene? And, like, for some reason, Tina got the camera. Yeah. And she was, like, screaming in it. I'm like, did she take Molly?

Like, it literally looked like she was yelling in the camera as the Molly was hitting. Yeah. You know? Steve, it was funny because everyone else was using the selfie with other people. And of course, Steve's by himself using the selfie. Just like, I did. What's your problem with Steve, bro? I DM did him, bro.

I want him to come on the show because, okay, so it's funny because we called out. Do I as well as you and I? Steve, come on the show. But it was funny because we reached out to Jay, no answer. Ace is like mad at us because of our last post, which you didn't even say anything. You, you like didn't say anything bad about him, really. I just said I don't love the character. And he didn't like it.

But I was like urging him to come on the show. That's why he doesn't want to come to Detroit? Apparently not. Well, he's not answering. You need to make these things like us saying that like how about like Ace, get your old ass up here and tell Pierre why he sucks. Exactly. Make that a clip.

G, you're responsible. I'm coming in. Yeah. I don't do this often. Make this a clip. You're the boss on this one. She is. Ace, you're a bitch for not being here.

Jay, you're also kind of a bitch. Jay, you're a bitch. So I've asked him three times. You'll make me beg, Jay. We're literally back, but it was crazy because we don't know why I'm a bitch. We have a lot of people that have disagreed with our takes. Come here and look at you in the face. Kylan, even Arrasio, you know, they take the criticism and they come and they face it here.

So that's what it is. Jay, Ace. Now, Steve, I know we haven't, I haven't been too critical. I just think he's weird. No, I just think he's weird. Probably cool, but just, I don't know, man. I don't know. All right.

Well, you don't have any room to call anybody weird. I know. After traveling with you. Okay. It's like traveling with Snooki. Maybe the pear shape for sure. I had the pear shape. Lower in the...

No, more so just like your general attitude and speed towards everyone. We get shit done, bro. Listen, you're talking shit, but I booked it perfectly and you know it. Okay, let's get into the show. Did I not? The whole... I did the golf stuff with you. Yeah, we did it together.

But I kept this on schedule. Come on, bro. I get credit. I get credit. I'm going to give you some credit, but you're slower and shit. Okay. For those of you who don't wake up at 5 in the morning, morning.

I don't wake up at 5 a 6. 6. On a golf trip? On a golf trip, I was up at 4. This fucking guy. All right, man. Let's get to the show, bro. You're proving my point.

We're not all, we're not all freaking CEOs over here getting up at 4 a.m. Some of us like to sleep until 8. And on that trip, I was getting up at 6, like a boss. Fucking boss. I feel good about it. All right. Let's get to the show.

We come back from the Adam and Brad elimination to find the crew having their yacht day, as you talked about. Adam's feeling good. Screw that. I wouldn't want to jump in that water. Yeah, no, hang on them. You know what South Africa is. It's the...

Shark capital, right? Yeah, Great White Shark Capital, the world. Golly, they'll see me, and they'll be like, that's a drumstick. Jenna, dude, drumstick. For them? For a shark? What am I? A bigger mule than that?

Oh, dude. Come on. The last supper. You're going to compare yourself to a chicken leg? To a shark? What do I look? A chicken leg looks small in my hand. Yeah, you ain't lying.

Are they smaller than those sharks? Dude, sharks are, those sharks are big. That's all saying. Jenna got it in the cage when we were in, when they were in, we were in Africa, but she was already eliminated. Her, I believe, Brittany, they got it. Brittany, that's all that I know of. Chuck, I think, whoever got eliminated with them. They did the cage thing where they, like, dropped them down and the shark comes right up.

They were throwing, Jenna said they were throwing chum in the water, which you're not supposed to do. That's dangerous. It's illegal to. Does that not scare you? You couldn't pay me in a water with a shark. I'm good. I respect nature. or too much.

Dude, I don't even like swimming in, I don't even like going past my, like, if I go to pee in the ocean, I kneel down. I don't want to go past my knees. I still have to be able to run it. Dude, the ocean is undefeated. Right. I know someone. You'll dive into a deep lake, though.

Oh, I'll go into a lake all day. Yeah. You know, because I'm, I have a hard time believing there are fish bigger than me in like Torch Lake, right, right. Or those things like, like, now Lake Superior. No. Say, I have the same attitude towards Lake Superior as I do. do towards the oceans. That's wild.

Oh, yeah. These sharks are huge. These sharks are big. Yeah, dude. They're like great whites, man. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I would never do that. All the, all the couples are cardling up. You see Cam and Leroy, Nicole and Lauren, uh, Laurel, excuse me, Lauren, I don't know who Lauren. Nicole and Laurel. And then Derek and Ryan, JK, I don't know if they're a thing or not, but they're, they're just best friends. They're just best friends. Okay. Next, they show, you know, Laurel in the Detroit shirt. Okay, she's talking to Kara at the very beginning of the

episode. Oh, when she was, she was venting to her. She was, which, you know, Karra in the nicest way possible kind of tells her, you know, the whole house is confused about what's going on. To me, I just could not stop thinking of the Katie Pear's song. You know the one I'm talking about, right? No. You're hot, then you're cold. You yes, then you're unknow.

I think it's more of an issue of the way I see it from what I'm thinking is it's more of this wasn't just like a bad breakup. This was a terrible breakup. And then they went on X on the Peak. And Laurel got basically publicly humiliated the entire show. And so I think that people are more so like, you already got hurt this bad in the past. And I'm not saying Laurel was perfect. But I'm saying just like everyone's probably thinking, do you really want that to happen to yourself again?

Is that what Karra meant when she was saying during the nominations? Like, you're going to look back and say I was getting played? Is that what she was basically saying like Nicole's not in it for real? That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.