The Zach Nichols Podcast - All Stars 5 Rivals EP. 1 Review | ZNP EP. 91

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

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Well, welcome back. Pierre, what's going on? You look like an upside-down radish. What a time to be alive. All-Star's live. That is funny. Hold on. I got to shake them now.

You're like an upside-down radish. The roots. All right, that was. They look thirsty, dude. That was a good one. What do you think? Is this a look for me or now if I pull it off? Is this cultural appropriation?

I don't know what you're talking about right now. I just said you look like your radish. Now I'm trying to get into my notes. Okay. Well, I'm super excited. I thoroughly enjoyed last night's episode. That was one of the best episodes I had my life. But before we get into the episode, my friends.

So a while ago, dude, I told this guy on Instagram, I think the owner of Chaos and Pain, which sounds like a six-sex club. I was going to say. But that's what the name of the company is. Do you have a membership there? No, chaos and pain? That's what the company's called.

Chaos and Pain. Okay. But anyways, they had this product and it looked to me like I liked that product. And I asked them, I'm like, hey, does it actually work? That's all I asked. Okay. And then I get sent this care package. And it's got some of the craziest supplements I've ever heard of on there.

And I'm not getting paid for this. I just wanted to thank them because I asked them if one product worked, thinking that if the guy was like, yeah, it's legit. Like, okay, I'll try it. And I got. What was that product, though? Oh, it was this product. So you ever heard of IGF1?

No. It's basically insulin-like growth factor. And when I hurt my ankle really bad, going into rivals too, I bought like $400 with a deer antler velvet and took it all in like two weeks. And like the ankle didn't heal, but it was zero pain. Is this steroid? I don't know, probably. Okay.

I mean, it's insulin like growth factor. I'll ask Ed. And it was literally like these tinctures. It was deer antler velvet is where I bought. And dude, I'm telling you my ankle, the swelling was still in it, but there was zero pain. So I swear by it. So I'm like, hey, does that work? Because when that happened, I was like, I'm a believer in this deer antler.

of it. So this guy sent me all sorts of stuff. I got, I don't know what this is because it says PCT oh. PCT is something you take care of you take steroids. Oh, okay, guy. Red sky, extreme thermogenic energy boosting. You want it?

I mean, one of these things I'm going to take on air right now. This is focus, focus, boosting. This says advanced fat incineration. You think I'll just 10 pounds on the podcast? You might need this, dude. You might This is D's nuts.

100% grass-fed beef testicles. That's all you. You love testicles. Hey, man. You are what you eat. This is a natural testosterone booster. Smokehouse. I got to...

Beef testes. I got to stay away from anything that's going to increase my testosterone because I got... Oh, yeah. Can we get congratulations for the shooter? Yeah. Anyways, all this stuff.

They over did it. Thank you so much. I'm going to start taking some of this. And I'll let you guys know how... We're not going to gloss over that. Four kids. Yeah, dude. You know that song?

If you're not first, your last. Fire away. Yeah, actually, like, no, it's a miracle that this happened. Jenna had, we had some, you know, she, the doctors told her there were some things that were, you know, would make it pretty tough. Yeah, I mean, you know, I think some people, you know,

there is, obviously, that's a lot of pregnancy and a lot of, a little bit of time. So God, God works. Yeah, but not crazy, man. I give myself all the credit in the world for this one because the doctor said it wasn't a thing that was going to be very possible. Yeah, well, Super Mom's the one who, Got it, Don.

And I gave her the 500. You passed the ball. She had to catch it. Gave her that ZN5,000. Second ZNP baby. They're all ZNP babies. Anyways. During ZNB though.

I appreciate it. And hopefully someday general, we're trying to get, like, we just have a busy schedule right now, trying to get around the, uh, trying to get on the podcast to talk about it. Because it was a pretty cool journey. She's busy, dude. She's super busy. She's busy, though. Oh, yeah. Um, so, uh, anyways, AllStars 5.

What a time to be alive. I've been cleaning my sheets since the episode ended. It was great. What a great episode, dude. Is Mark Long the goat for this? It was, this was like the right amount of my friends and nostalgia. Watching my friends from my original season was so awesome. I was cheering hard for Team SD.

Yeah, dude. I'm not going to lie, Sam and Frank, like they look like they're going to have some trouble, but Frank is in tip fucking top shape. Bro, I told you, I'm telling you right now. He is shredded. Bro, it's, yeah, in the hard part for it's, like he's there to like show what he's made of and he's I'm telling you it probably killed him that he couldn't just like unhitch the cart on hitch the cart and just go gangbusters on that

challenge because he wants to like show him like I'm the dog and like I like I like the way he's approaching it but I also like you know he wants to just unhitch that cart we're going to see how much growth he's made and he did in this first episode he just wants to be able to do it with the challenge and let the fucking dogs out and he couldn't and I felt bad for him um I also thought it was funny how like Sam's like how do you try you Like, I'm a tomboy. How do you train for this? Maybe just working out at all.

I love Sam. I do, but it's like, what did you train for, though? Right. Like, I could name three or four exercises that could help you walk through mud right off the bottom of bat. We don't have to get into semantics, but it was just, she's like, I'm a tomboy. This should be easy. But you know what? I didn't train to be in quick.

How can you train for this? How can you train to be in quicksand? Too funny. Amazing, dude. I'm so happy to be watching. my old roomies kill it yeah what a time to be alive so or not um we'll see i mean hey look they got they got some they got history they're undefeated those that those two together so don't count them out okay i think they're a finalist team i'm saying it right now bro the whole our entire

patron was dying laughing at every team being your favorite fucking team lastly this is my favorite team bro they're all my favorite teams i get it no there's a few that aren't but no yeah oh we know there's a few that aren't so um they start um they start um they start um they start um they still Start this episode with a... Sam in the mud, though. Just... I can close my eyes and see it right now. Did her best.

Bro. She did her best. So it starts off... Let's talk about the cast growing up. An epic trailer. Talk about the cast. Talk about the trailer. Talk about the start.

Okay. So it's like you're looking at the cast and you're just like, obviously like, everybody plans that outfit. Yeah. You know you're going to be on TV at least once. I didn't know friggin the Turkish Joe Exotic was going to be there. Turbo. Dude, or he looks like the guy, he looks like a dude that would work on Joe Exotics farm.

Right. Like just some random dude. He's like, oh, that's turbo. He wrestles the lions for exercise every day. It's hilarious. A cowboy hat has never been more out of place than on his head. I'll be honest with you. And as somebody who is Middle Eastern, I know he's from Turkey, I'm going to be racist.

You don't wear that hat, my boy. That's not for you. The biggest question. The biggest question, dude, is what in God's name does he have? having that fanny pack. Oh, my gosh, dude. He probably, it's probably got some bold testicles.

Fucking pulls out a samurai sword, a pub sub, fucking Josh Allen is in there. Dude, you need a touchdown. 3D, a 3D printed shiv that just, just like endless things are coming out. Ninja stars.

Yeah. There's no deodorant, though, I'll tell you that. Honestly, though, the thing about Turbo was crazy was, that concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.