The Zach Nichols Podcast - All Stars 5 Rivals EP. 11 Review! | ZNP EP. 103

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

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Welcome back to the Nicole Fuxa Relationship Up podcast. Second straight episode of heat. That was, that was. Is that you want to start with that? I'm just telling you, dude, that was a camera that was Velcro to the wall. And they had no idea it was there. Also, how great is it that they had a system where Melissa will just be like, let's go do puzzles in bed?

How about the tree for it? Bro, every time I have puzzles in bed, I end up with another kid. So it's a hard no for me when I hear about puzzles in bed. See, they had to know. Instantly, you had to know who does puzzles in bed. People that's trying to fit a piece into a small little. My face fits perfectly in your beaver. There's the puzzle.

Puzzle. She was hunting for beavers, dude. Bro. Beaver hunting. Nicole is Melissa's bitch because she chowls her out at a moment's notice. Then in the final, anytime they fucked up the picnic scene, Melissa sat on the ground while Nicole ran back and forth. Bro, that's true. Nicole is a.

submissive to Melissa. She's a sex slave. She is, and by the editing, I know it was probably edited. It literally looked like Melissa was like, you need to handle this.

You need to handle this, and that's all. Get out. Get out. I love, okay, so, all right,

we'll just dive right into that. So, um, they show the bunk where the ladies set up little curtains. They tried to block the cameras. That's typically something that people will do when they want, darkness when they sleep.

But, let's, say, let's just say it's 2025. People have been setting up the sex fortress for a long time on the challenge. You're not fooling anyone. Right. So much so that they now have Velcro cameras that they put on the wall. The GoPro. Yeah, that was, that was crazy. So I have some questions regarding this situation. Let's start with that one. I was, I wasn't there. You was brought up the camera. Is it fair or foul for them to put that GoPro inside the fort, which by the way, it's like a 10 year old sleepover fort minus you know it's there's a lot a little raunchier than that if that's what's

happened at four or 10 year old sleepovers that's not that's that's crazy but the fort you know you make the fort right right okay or file for for production to put it in there fair 100% fair okay you sign a thing basically saying everything you do is going to be documented and then you do try like people do make a sport out of trying to do things off camera and they're going to figure out a way to catch it. You can run. All right. I'm going to give you a bet, okay, over under 0.25 seconds from the moment that Nicole entered the fort

to the fact that the undergarments were off. Was it faster or slower than 0.25 seconds? I thought they were off as Nicole sauntered in. Taking the under, huh? Yeah. As Nicole sauntered in. You're here. These off. Depends on how when you start the clock. It's a, you got to go back and watch the tape.

Oh, dude. That was. It's over under. Do you think Nicole's ex-girlfriend is watching this season? Oh, yeah. Him is pissed. She's definitely not enjoying it. Impossible.

Oh, it is possible. But you know what the best part about that is challenges is like it shows how multifaceted people can be. Like, for example, Melissa goes from getting her biscuit eaten to the next scene talking about how hard it is to be a single mom. Multifaceted, layered people, got to love it. Complex. You know what it shows us is like even if you are a single mom who's busting your ass, if there's a hot, lesbian around and you need her to lick your snatch. You can do that and still be the hardworking single mom that just needed to get a load off. Yeah. Just make the arrangements. Make sure that everything's

taken care of at home. Yeah. And then do puzzles in bed. Absolutely. Hours and hours of puzzles in bed. You know something about honey and jam goes good on a biscuit. Taste the biscuit. Nicole will taste the goodness of the biscuit. The honey's up. Yes, she did. That was foul. All right, we'll start from the top. That was so foul. It starts with the four remaining teams coming back after the 90 and turbo elimination from Adam and Steve. So Adam hasn't been to do a final since the gauntlet, which just so you guys know,

final episode of that season aired on January 26, 2004, just to give you some perspective. What were you doing January 6, 2004? I was a sophomore in high school. So I was January 6th, depending on the day, if it was a Tuesday or Friday, I was playing basketball. But it was probably a Wednesday because that's the day of the challenge aired back then. So I was probably playing basketball in high school. Nice. I was in 2004.

By the end of 2004, I was 17. So 2003, I would have been. I was 16 when it aired. That would make me 12 when it aired. So that means I was in my first semester moving from Hazlitt, Michigan, which is outskirts of East Lansing to Brighton. So this is my first five, six months in Brighton. kids were making fun of me and you didn't even know that the challenge was a thing at that no i didn't i didn't i actually may have watched that that episode maybe i knew what the real world

was everyone knew what the real world was back then because it was like the only reality television show was like the beginning of it yeah that's why i like i know it's not like people you know sometimes there's like a little bit of like a cliche it's like oh you were on the real world like that you know you're a loser like who wants to do that and but i also have a lot of pride in it because it's the it's the pioneer of reality television shows like we were on Real World was around before the Kardashians. Yes. Yes.

So it's like pretty cool to be a part of that. Absolutely. It's something that everyone of a certain age knows. If I had to choose a way to get into reality TV, I would rather go everything I've seen and done and know now, I'd still rather go a real world challenge than that. You wouldn't do the O.C. Or the Bachelor?

No. No, dude. If I was on the Bachelor. You're not cut out for a dating show. I'm not a CBS guy. No, you're not. You're not. Betts or they're not PC.

No, you're not. So I'm not ABC either. But I would love to do traders. Hey, there's still a time. As I said, we might, you know, provisionals. Adams in a final for the first time. That's right. In 21 years.

Yep. And then, you know, before that whole scene that we talked about with Melissa, she swears up and down, left and right, that they're just friends and there's nothing romantic going on. It could not be romantic. I don't know. Nicole says that her and Mel got really tight this season. and they got tight all right.

Tight lies, dude. Tight lies. Tight lies. So anyways, another question about that situation is what are the chances that this physical connection off the field helps them on the field? Do you think it helps them in the final? No. I don't think it makes any difference while they're doing the final.

Here's the thing. They can very well be friends and do that. Like that's not something that like, oh, we're just friends and we bump uglies. That's fine. The problem is this Nicole has a girlfriend that she's like, I want to have kids with her. She's like, I'm going to stand up for them. It's bumping beauties when it comes down to.

It's bumping beaves. Listen, Nicole brings out the heart of the lesbian, the eye of the tiger in Melissa. Leave it to beaver. What's happening? What's, yeah, leave the beaver to Nicole. What's happening is Nicole is in a relationship, and Melissa is trying to protect that.

If she was being honest in those interviews, she would probably say Nicole and I have a sexual past from vendettas. We've hooked up on and off. And we're all, I mean, yeah, you're in a house and you're bored and it helps pass the time. But she's trying to protect in her interviews, Nicole's relationship. I think we know when this heated up and I made a point to bring it up during the show. Whenever Nicole starts wearing makeup in the interviews, you know what's happening. Oh, you think so?

That is for sure when the switch flipped in terms of like, all right, now they really turned it up. In my opinion, I haven't talked to Nicole about it. But I really want to get, Nicole, get your ass up here. Leave New York. She didn't want to get harassed on the couch. That's why she's not here for this one. You get cuddled. But we are going to make fun of it.

Oh, I would have made so. I will be making fun of her for the rest of her life. All right. Well, all is fair and love and war and in the challenge is both. So no privacy. Name of the game. So they go to the finals dinner. Okay.

Dave Von, you know, in her side interview, she talks about her faith and how Christ has been her guiding light. Thank you, Daveon. We need a reminder. I need Jesus. You definitely do. I do.

You're like the worst Catholic besides Joe Biden. I went to confession on Monday. Oh, good. So you can take the Eucharist. Yes. So I went confession, Rosary Eucharist. I need to go back.

Be honest. I didn't do anything. No, no, you have so much sin. It's going to take long, a lot more than one scrubbing, get it off.

It did something. It's just when you have a lot of chalk, you got to wash the chalkboard often. Oh, definitely. Yeah, it's dusty in here. You definitely need to. It's dusty in here. especially after you called the couch a sexy couch.

I had a couple girls that said how sexy is it. I might have had to show them. I might have had to show him. Is that why all the legs are duct taped? That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.