The Zach Nichols Podcast - All Stars 5 Rivals EP. 8 Review! | ZNP EP. 98

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

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I know you're used to that sound. The repetitive clas. There's not that many claps. Come on, man. I think I got some endurance. You go all night, buddy. Nah, that could be true. I don't know.

What's up, bro? Middle of March. What? Middle of March. Yeah, happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day to all the greenies out there, the Irish and the Catholics and everyone that supports that. If you're wondering, next year for St. Patrick's Day,

Pierre jumps out of, a pot of gold naked. The gold for a price. It's chocolate gold. And he has chocolate smeared all over his face because while he's hiding in there, he can't help himself and have a little snack.

No, I can't. I love chocolate. Do you? I love gold. I do. I love chocolate. Yeah. Your favorite chocolate bar.

100 grand. That's a good one with the rise. Really good. Yeah. Or Milky Way. Please never make that noise. I'm going to be racist and say... When I have headphones on and your voice is streaming straight to my ears,

please never do that again. I'm going to be racist and say my favorite. favorite chocolate bar is the Hershey's cookies and cream. Why is that racist? Because it's white. Oh, I mean, it's just chocolate. You like, white? I'm just kidding.

It is my favorite. Actually, you know what? I've discovered this candy bar called zero. Have you heard of zero? Oh, it's so good. It's white, it's white chocolate with caramel. It's unbelievable. You like white chocolate, huh?

I do like white chocolate, but I love Kit Kat, Reese's. White chocolate's too sweet to me. I'm asleep, you know what I'm going to? Yeah, I guess you are. What's your favorite ice cream? Um, my favorite ice cream. You know what? I'm gonna,

I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, anything with cheesecake in it. Strawberry cheesecake? Yeah. My, my, my,

dairy queen order is cotton candy cheesecake. Unbelievable. I know it sounds crazy. It's really good. What's your favorite ice cream? Uh, and you never gave you a chocolate bar either. I did.

I said 100 grand. Oh, 100 grand. And I like Milky Way's. I'm still. Have you ever met somebody who said, Milkie is good. Have ever met someone who said their favorite candy bars of payday?

No. I don't even know if they still make those. They do. Those are atrocious. Whoever co-signed on paydays being like an actual thing. I don't know how they're, they have to lose money on that. I thought it was horse food the first time I saw it. I said, I was like, this is, like someone gave it to me for Halloween.

I'm like, the hell is this? I opened it up. This looks like a freaking. Why does it have warts on it? Horse turd. It does look like a horse turd with all those peanuts around the fucking. You literally, if you gave me some carmels, caramels, I guess, and you, you gave me a bowl of peanuts, I could recreate that.

Yeah, yeah. 24 hours. Yeah, right. Exactly it looks like. Paydays are disgusting. If you like paydays, fuck you. So ice cream. So ice cream.

What's your favorite? I want to know if any of you guys like paydays, put it in the comments. And your favorite chocolate bar and ice cream, put it in the comments. My favorite ice cream, dude, that's tough because there's a lot of like different flavors, like in different brands. So I guess if I'm going to go with Hagendaz, I like their caramel cone. That is good It's Dolce de lece ice cream with

Chocolate covered Yeah you're talking about the half pint of the Carmel cones Yeah unbelievable If I'm getting briars or something like that I want probably like a mint chocolate chip But I always will have to Give a nod towards like a Macanah Island fudge Or a moose tracks

Now you're talking I'm not gonna lie I've been doing the prolios You probably eat Superman The pro I'm not a I'm not a Hey, yo. I like the tar.

I was going to actually say, you fucking fat ass, but I held myself. You thought I was going to say it to something else. I mean, it qualifies for both. No, ice cream's tough because I love ice cream. Yeah.

The problem with ice cream is if it's in my house, it's gone. And like I'll eat like a half gallon. Two sitting. Nichols are not lactose intolerant. Y'all eat, y'all do some dairy over there. Oh yeah, dude. We probably go through

seven to 10 gallons of whole milk a week. I used to manage a hotel. We didn't go through that much. Yeah, seven to 10. It's a lot gallons of whole milk. Costco sells it for $250 a crack, so it's not that bad. Yeah, well. Cheaper than gas.

Yeah, that's true. That is true, actually. We need to have a car that runs on milk, guys. Come on. We're the fucking scientist that. It's cheaper. It is. It is cheaper.

Anything you want to talk about? about before we dive into this fucking episode, All-Star 5, man. Did you see that post from Mark Long about Coral entertaining All-Stars? They'd be pretty cool. Yeah, I would love to see that. I would also love to be there.

I want to be on this season so bad. I'd probably already gotten sent home. On the scale of one to a thousand, how jealous of you, are you? Off the charts. A thousand doesn't do it justice. I want to be there so bad. My friends are all there.

Nani's there. Frank's there. Sam's there. Franklin, Samantha Joe. Samantha Joe. Oh, so it's not Sammy Joe? Where does Sammy Joe come from? Why does he always give her the Joe?

I don't even know if it's, he said multiple things, but he said Sammy Joe, Sammy Joe. He might have one of my favorite all-liner, all favorite one-liners of the season this episode was I spit water out when he said she has bus driver energy. That was brilliant. I wrote that down too. That was hilarious. Frank's energy in this episode was subtle, but so funny. like, is that a threat babe? Is that a threat babe?

Is that a threat babe? Is it? Honestly, I give him a lot of credit, but I also get, now that we're talking about it, I really have to say that Frank and Sam's, the way they perceive their performance in the challenge is hysterical. Because Frank's like, we fuck this up. We're not doing this puzzle. And then there's Sam. She's like, we smash this.

Like, I'm so excited. We got through this puzzle so quickly. We did so good. And if I have to pick my favorite part of the episode. And if you watch it, and you can go back and watch it again, pause it when Sam's revving up that four-wheeler. The look on her face is that of the horniest lesbian I've ever seen. And it's amazing.

And one thing I will say is Sammy Joe is deadly on a four-wheeler. I would have also let her take the wheel on that too, because the last time Sam, me and a four-wheeler, She got a Rondezvue. She tossed me about a thousand feet into the air and about 100 feet further than every other person. She's a killer on a quad. She's a killer on a quad.

I see that. I see that. Deadly in a good way. And very comfortable straddling. Very comfortable straddling. She hopped that leg over and she had no problem mounting that thing. And then reached for the skies. Yeah.

I thought they had to knock it down, but they just had to touch it. Yeah. Just a quick little, just a touch the backboard. No big deal. I might be able to touch the bagboard. Oh, man. No. I was like, I'll take that.

That was a joke. That was a joke. Not at this day. Have you ever touched the rim? Yes. Uh, no, I don't think me. No. No.

10 foot. No. Yeah. No. I don't think so. Oh, God. I don't think so. Yeah, in high school.

It's only like seven feet. No, no. You're six foot and you reach up. The backboard? Okay. The backboard's like eight feet. No, it's like nine feet. Nine, nine, nine and I guess it depends on what school you're at.

If you're at your trash ass middle school, it's way, higher, but my school had really nice backboards and rims. Malby Middle School. Shout out to Mr. Toulman. Anywho. Yeah. So let's dump my step in this episode. We come back from the Fessie and Amber Elimination. We're Turbo On 90.

We're victorious. And there's seven teams left. They show the skincare regimen of Darth Vader. Oh, sorry. I met Veronica. I'm joined by Katie. I'm so glad that Shane's salad bowl made the episode, finally. Yeah.

But you know what's crazy is it's supposed to be like, I think, correct me if I'm wrong, chain, but it's infrared lights that help regenerate hair growth. And to be honest with you, he started wearing that on Final Reckoning. And I will say his hair is fuller now. Oh, yeah. He looks great. No, it's actually worked. So I might have to go get myself an infrared salad bowl to cause my head. For those of you who haven't seen Zach's real world season, you were a skincare connoisseur at the time. Are you still? Do you have a regimen? No. I use the same soap for ever. Like, I use body soap for my head, face, everything. I don't care anymore.

When I go back and watch it, you were pretty regimented. No, I was because I got that from, my college roommate was like the most, the prettiest male you'll ever meet. And he got me hooked onto that. And I will say, when you're younger, you care what you look like. And then you have three kids and you have shit all over the walls and the house is a mess. And you're like, I could care less when I wash my face with. I'm lucky if I even wash my face these days. Well, there are, you know, whenever we first, I remember when we first started podcasting, there were people that, you know, they had their opinions on us.

I remember Susie and Syria, particularly saying that you were hot. So maybe, I don't know, you guys. Oh, I didn't say, no, I wasn't. I know I'm hot. I'm just not. Like, I don't, like, it's, it's, I don't care anymore. And I also, like I said, like, more effortless. I got crow, I got crow's feet.

I'm, I'm old. But my biggest flex is I don't have any facial stuff or Botox. And I can afford it if I wanted to. Yeah, no procedures. But you could if you wanted it. You could. The first thing I would do is I would get butt and calf implants. Oh, you need those.

Skinny guy. Also pecks. Yeah. No implants, so they look more. Oh, so more aesthetically. I just want. Yeah. Like, I'd get a BBL, Brazilian butt lift.

And I'd probably get some, I'd get male peck implants. So I never had to do another pushup ever again. I just had rock solid pecks all the time. That's great. No, I wouldn't. I'm this close to doing Ozumpic. I'm this close. I need a reason.

We'll miss you when you're gone. If you do what is that big, I will call you Jimmy. Uh, call me worse things. Yeah, too. Okay. So Veronica openly admits in her interview that she would rather play the game closer to what Frank is calculating in wishes that Shane would trust him. So should Shane trust Veronica and Frank by proxy?

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