The Zach Nichols Podcast - Battle For a New Champion Reunion Part 2 Review! | ZNP EP. 33

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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Welcome back to the Zach Nichols podcast. I'm here with my co-host, Mr. Zach Nichols. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Addaboy. Should I smash it in my forehead? Yeah, you should. Is that Celsius, the liquid legal cocaine of the future? No.

Okay. Welcome back to the Sag Nichols podcast. Straight whiskey. Oh, whiskey. Whiskey, whiskey, sours. Zach, welcome back to the show, man. We got a week and a half in of the new base. Maybe she is beautiful.

I saw her with my own eyes the other day. Miss Carmela Jean Nichols. Round of applause, please. Yeah, she's good, dude. She is very good. You know what? It's very busy. I'll say that.

I can see that. There's a lot going on. Texting in the middle of the show? We had some, oh no, I wasn't texting. I was trying to read my notes on that. Oh, okay. But I was like talking about like plungers, I think, at one point. Yep, there we go.

Yeah. So funny. All of a sudden, in here it just says, Perry, can you dance? I am. Can you dance? I am by far the best dancer on the show. On this show? You hear me talking shit?

I'll give you that. Okay. You want to know why? Why? I'm the worst dancer in my family by far. My dad, you can ask Jenna, my dad at my brother's wedding, he sat there and made fun of me to her for like three whole songs. And he was like, that is my best athlete of all my kids.

But he can't hear a beat to save his life. And you know when I knew I was a bad dancer? Tell me. My sister got married when I was like 24, so I thought I was the man. I used to think, you know, Brock and Jack and we'd all go out in Trent. We'd go to memories in Brighton and Milford. Yeah. Nothing special really about memories besides the dance floor.

And I used to think I had the best dance moves. But then my sister's wedding video came in. And I literally saw what I looked like. Oh, buddy. You give me Tramolta vibe. I almost passed out. And now anytime anybody talks to you. about watching my sister's wedding video, I'll leave the house.

If we're at a family, I'm outside. All right, well, I know you're not going to watch it, but do I have, you know, permission to go find it out there and put it out for the world to see? There's only one copy ever made. Is that my parents? No, seriously. Is that my, oh, I'm sure her in-laws. I'm going to have to study the film.

Well, by the way, I am terrible. By far, the best dance on this couch. I'm not the most technical. I'm not the most. You're top two on this couch. Not the most technical. That makes me top two. Right.

I'm not the most technical, but I give an A. for effort. Okay. And I don't care to embarrass myself for the fans. So like, I don't care to embarrass myself, but it's, that's the only dancing I do. I don't do the, I'm seriously dancing. Yeah. You know, there's like the people who dance in, in their head, they think they look good. That was me until I saw what I looked like. Now I'm the guy that goes on the dance floor and I do everything I can to embarrass myself. Because if I'm embarrassing myself, that way is much better than embarrassing yourself when you think you look good. There's nothing worse than that. It's like having like a bugger hanging out of your nose

when you think you look good, terrible, horrendous. Well, one other thing that happened. You would vomit if you saw me dance. If you need me to puke, if I poison myself, you need me to puke, get that video. Today, as a 36-year-old man, what occasion's going to get you to dance? Fast dance or slow dance?

Fast. When they play little John in the club, yay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would probably take a certain combination of people. That song came out when I was a sophomore in high school. Such a classic. I know. freak a league shortly after that.

Anyways, to dance, I don't even think, I'm not going to fast dance ever again, probably. Okay, well, we're going to try to change that. Hopefully we can get you rocked enough one of these days. Oh, it would take the courage. I'm not allowed to do the things that would make me, like I promised Jenna when we got engaged, I wouldn't do certain things that could only make me dance at this age. Okay. All right, well, we'll see.

I'd hurt myself. One thing that you can do at this age is you can sink a birdie put on 18 at Ironwood. I did do that. have a fantastic end of year round. That was spectacular. Fantastic day was capped off by probably... We sent the film in, and PGA and Liv are fighting over me right now. They are. I shot it from the tips.

Yeah, no, it was... The tips that I heard word. The tip of the top. That was a par five. Mm-hmm. You really stuck it from range. Sink the birdie putt. How many balls did I lose on Sunday? I mean, you know, I wasn't in your cart, but you...

Well... I thought I lost one. I found it in the woods. And then I hit one in the water, but it was so close to the end that it was sitting right there. Yeah. Scoop and score. Yeah. I'll take that. Oh, man.

We had a great time. We were able to do that thanks to the efforts of Jenna, the Queen Bee. Give a round of applause for Jenna, please, as well as Joanne. So thank you so much. My mother-in-laws and time. I got away. Yeah. We made it happen.

Snuck out. Yeah. So speaking of dancers. Battle for a new champion season 39. This is the part two of the reunion. This is the last time we'll see this collection of people together for better or worse. But it's been a fun time taking note of everything they got going on and we'll get back into it. So it starts off by bringing Kylan and Asoff kind of they're back in the mix with the shut the fuck up.

We all know nothing's going to happen. Yeah, no, y'all on that talk talk. But he says to him, That one's not going to fight anybody in that turtleneck. No, absolutely not. He's going to talk it out. It's definitely going to talk it out. When you look, yeah, no, for sure.

But is that the first swear word you've ever heard out of Kylan? I'll be honest with you. I was surprised by that behavior. But you know what? I think he kind of like, I think he just like let his hair down. Yeah. He just went for it. You know, he's like, I'm on the challenge.

I'm not on Big Brother anymore. This guy's an idiot. Yeah. And I'm sick of it, you know? And I think every now and then you can't always be the nice guy. No, for sure. And I think also, that's a great point. I think also like for him,

he's getting a little bit of respect around, you know, challenge conversations. So for him to get loud in charge, you know what I'm saying? It's not, it helps his profile. Kylan,

by some challenge formula, has beaten me in an elimination round. Okay, tell me the transitive property of how he beat you, please. So he beat Dorell, and I lost to Derell.

Okay, that's true. So Kylan's better than you had an elimination. Is that what you're saying? Well, I know that means ASAF's fucked. Exactly Exactly

Oh man You think like he was Asaph was a little bit worn out By the end of this episode Like I feel like he came into this season In this reunion Thinking one thing about himself But I think he like slowly is starting to realize

Like these people don't respect me In fact like I'm a laughing stock Yeah The producers don't respect you Listen Like what was so shocking to me Was like he was getting into it with Dorell And I'm like yeah

Act tough with Dorell See how that goes Yeah that's Brad how that goes Ask, you know, yourself. You know what I'm talking about? No, I don't. Wait, it was a scrap? You got to see Michael's, Michael's freaking out behind the scenes.

Michael, by the way, doing his first job here. He's a, what, what happened with Brad and, and, and, okay, so on the ruins, Dorel had a, a cake walk to the final. Like, he didn't have, he are, so he went in early on and said, I'm going to go into this elimination room, but that means I'm not going to the last one, which means Dorel had a free walk to a team final where everyone is going to win money. And they're on a team. let's just talk about this team it was darrell Brad Johnny Evan Kenny

and Derek Kaczynski and Susie who is also a badass it that's who was there they were going to go to a final against Kelly Ann no was it Kelly Ann it was Kelly Ann and Sarah yeah

that's who they were going against Dorell had a literally a cake walk to like a easy 80K check they get drinking Brad's got a go into the elimination. So, you know, Brad's feeling the heat. Yeah. He's reckless. Yeah, Brad gets a little bit of the sauce in him and he starts talking and he's basically telling

Dorel like, I will work you. And Dorel, it looked like it had been going on for a while and I think finally he, like, you can only tell someone from Oakland, California, you're going to wreck him so many times before they're like, okay, then do it. And they went at each other and Dorel hit him with a pop pop and bounced his head off the floor and they both got kicked out of the game. But Brad, Brad left, I mean, I don't think he could open either one of his eyes. Like, Dorel got him good. Like Dorel has hands. Oh, for real.

When I'm watching Asaph say this, I'm like, Dorel will literally, he dropped Brad instantaneously, three shots before Brad even knew what happened. And I wouldn't fight Brad either. Definitely not today. And definitely not 10 years ago, 20 years ago. Right. Definitely not. Dorel threw hands so quick.

You didn't even see the punches. And it was insane. So Asov, have fun with that? Yeah, no. Okay, what's the most heated you've seen things get on a reunion? Oh, I've seen Devin stand directly over Johnny and he was going to hit him. Yeah. I've seen it.

Like, legitimately, yeah. Yeah. That was a pretty, that was intense after Vendettas. Or no, it was Vendettas and then Final Reckoning. Devin's someone you don't at a reunion, you don't want to be on his bad side. Yeah. No. He goes hard.

He knows how to push buttons. Devin goes hard at reunion. Yeah, no, and I loved him in this one. So, yeah, Dorel, I don't write shit online, bro. Keep me out your mouth. I'm fucking tired of it. You're soft, thirsty, and corny. Yeah, and then ASF gave even harder at him.

And I'm thinking, dude, don't push him. Yeah, chill. So they moved to the James decision to choose Norese over Zara. Zara immediately calls him out, what was that? You haven't apologized for six months. So then James, he goes, it was one of the few times. I should have actually gone, you know, not with what people want. I lost my integrity, and he didn't message her because he was embarrassed.

He apologized, and she forgave him, to be fair. And then he said, to be fair, I was being a little bit of a bitch in this show. So what did you think about him taking accountability there? I love what people took accountability. Yeah. I think it's great. Because here's the thing. As soon as you take accountability, you notice how it moves everything along.

It's when you're not willing to own up to your shit at reunions is when everyone's going to come and attack you. Just own up to it. He was. But he said it all season. He's like, I'm just doing whatever I got to do to stay safe. Yeah. He doesn't care about Zara. They act like they're such best friends

And as soon as, you know, Mariah comes around, he's like, wait, what was I? Who? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. He's like, I've known Norees for years. Yeah. I'm not going to lie.

We just started, we just met the other day. No, I've known you for years. Yeah. He basically said like, look, I was getting some of the best ass I've ever got in my life. Is that what he said? No, I was like, oh, my gosh, you probably, what did you get the unedited version? I got the subtext. But this one who's telling her, he's like, looks all right.

Like, I'm getting some ass. Like, she just so. happens to be aligned with the other side that has the power and you're on the short end of the stick here. So it is what it is. I don't know. I thought it was funny. They go back to the Corey deliberation. We've talked about that a lot, but is there anything you want to add before we move on it from that?

What do we talk about? Just Corey and, you know, the whole big tea. No, I like to see the resolution they had. Yes. I felt really bad for him last episode because I thought that those girls were being, they were, they just were so in love with the attention they were getting from being victims. I thought they were just kind of dragging it on when he, you can tell when someone's truly sorry, and he apologized a million times. But I like to see the resolution. And now I'm happy with Big Tea and Melissa again, although I do look at Big Tea much differently now.

And now that I know she's a, she farts like a sailor. Like that's disgusting. File. Yeah. No, like any girl is as soon as she's like, I rip ass all the time and it's nasty, like, yo dog, I'm out, dog. This is good for me, though. It's the note for me, bro. Yeah.

Like, that's the, to be honest with you, I'm going to be 100% honest. I have never heard Jenna fart once. And she probably lives with a constant stomach, because I don't know how that's possible. But I mean, that's honestly got handled in the Bible. I've never heard her fart. I was going to say this. I was going to say, look, if you guys all live together, you have to share these, baby. No, I'm just kidding.

No, look, if you live together with somebody and they go to the bathroom to fart, that's like fair game. You know, like, where else are you going to fart if you can't fart in the bathroom? But just to be, like, out in the open in the house. I think there should be like, you know, there's like smoking rooms in airports. I think there should be like private rooms for like all the girls to go fart in. So they don't have to like to grade themselves like that. I mean, yeah, but no cameras, but Emmanuel will find a way to bang someone in there for sure. Oh yeah.

Manuel will literally probably sit. They'll connect like a hole to the room with like a tube and who'll be like, you're like, puff in the girls farts. he'll be non-binary for the day go be a chick for that day go in there and then walk right out i'm a dude now i'm a dude now he would just be huffing the chick's farts out of the room he's the eight they call him h-vac he's purifying the air in there that's fucking great mustache dude what a true oh man his platform shoes oh my god i i is this platform doc martin's all right you want to take a roundhouse kick to the face from emmanuel

his platform Doc Nurt. And his fucking, you know, I'll know his choreography because it would all be Michael Jackson moves. That's where he got that

jacket. Is that a Michael Jackson jacket? That we, we cloned about that in the last clip, but 100% some MJ jacket. Wait,

you know it's grosser than Big T's farts? What? Go back and listen to the joke. Devin told it was the, it was the joke that, or no, Cara told the joke.

What was it? What was it? It was, dude, it was terrible. Oh, Devin goes to, pull the thing, right? And Carras says, Devon, your pull-out game is strong. Listen to

Maria Meninos laugh. It's the most creepy, disgusting. I had to go back 15 times. You know, the back button. It's like, go back 15 seconds. I literally would watch it, and I was like, oh my gosh, watch again. She's like, it's hard. It's still hot. Yeah, she's like,

jeez, speaking to that. She's Maria. Get your Adams apple away for a second. Dude, what are you short on air? No, no. You breathe in out of the girls' fart room or something. Come on, man. Get your shit together. Moon Nunoz is getting strays right now.

Well, maybe it's because we're ready to publicly manifest, you know, what everyone's being talking about. They want us to host the reunion. What would you say to that if they called for us to host a reunion? I would love to host the reunion. I would love for us to host a union too. But I would only do it if you could somehow get me Emmanuel's jacket. That's easy, but a sailor.

That's easy. If 250 makes him a millionaire. Oh, yeah, an eyepatch and a sailor hat. Dude, did you see, though, when he won that 25 Hyundai? Oh, yeah. That's a mill. Yeah. Doesn't even care anymore, bro.

I am also a Romanian millionaire. Yeah, and I wouldn't toss 25 hondo around like that. By his exact standards, that's 10 grand that he just, no, more than that, that's 25,000. Because, hey, a quarter, you know. Easy, dude. Come on. Whatever it is. My math is fucked.

Okay, so they show Berna, which we'll definitely get to her ass-a. Bro, how crazy is Berna? Burna's... Everyone to go after, she goes after Colleen. Because Colleen doesn't answer her phone calls in real life. That's what Berna's big issue is. It's not with Michelle, who basically used her all season. It's not with anybody else.

Her issue is with Colleen, who's probably a CIA asset, let's be honest. Like, she doesn't give a rat's ass. She's like, I didn't answer because I don't care. I'm barely busy. Burna's issue is with Colleen. She is bat shit crazy. That was the mental institute that she was filming from. They brought her into like the main office.

They're like, hey, we need you to film a quick. Who you bad at? She's probably like, I don't even know what they're talking about. They had to just show her cast pictures. And she's like, that one. She doesn't answer my phone calls. And Colleen's like, I'm a busy person. Yeah.

Don't care about you. Since we are talking about Bernard, let's skip around. All right, to what I thought was. Very real. Oh, her sucking up, man, y'all. They're trying to say they're making out. She's so crazy. She told everyone.

Yeah. She told her she's like, I've been cut on them all season and he picks me. It's like actually happening. So in the, during the daytime, she's telling Colleen, he has a, he has a girlfriend. You're fucking on him. He tells, he tries to cock block fucking Raven. He tries to cock block, Olivia, whatever. And she's the one.

That's why. That's why she was, that's why she was doing that, bro. she was the Ben Wallace of cock blocking what a on the side she was getting it in on the side she's a savage making everyone else feel guilty about hooking up with the manual and she was

she was the main piece that's like that that's literally like that scene from wedding crashers where he finds out she's not a virgin Emmanuel the whole time you know like everyone thinks burn is this like whatever girl and the whole time she's just been the girl from wedding crashers

just like thought that's what guys wanted to yeah I just thought that's what guys wanted to hear Manuel's she was walking around with panty shoved her mouth all season we had no idea so now that we know that now that we know that it makes her even crazy it makes her even crazier it makes this win look even worse for Emmanuel

the thing didn't bring her to the reunion also is like it's like a you know red flag we know why she's not there yeah well she's a liability was that room did you see the pads on the wall in that room she was sitting She never brought her hands up. That's because they were cuffed. Her feet were also handcuffed together, too.

That's why she was, like, bobbing around like that. We get, we see you. We see what's going on. She's in Romanian prison in Emmanuel's basement. That's great. What a great, dude. Big time. So Laurel has asked a question via Devon pulling the chaos, which says which

challenger needs to work on their game to be a champion. And she smartly says everyone because literally none of them. you know, have every experience. But how would you have answered that question? If you had looked at the cast that was out of that reunion and they said, Zach, who, you know, needs to work on being a champion and what could they do to be a champion? I'd be like everybody that didn't win needs to work on being a champion. Exactly what she said.

Yeah, that's the politically correct answer while also shaming everybody else on the stage. Fair enough. You know what I mean? They all need everyone that didn't win could work on it. I could work on it, you know? It's not like every time. And here's the other thing. It's not like every time someone shows up, they're going to win. in.

Mm-hmm. So, Tori said that, you know, Laurel was the goat and so did Kara. Which is huge. Yeah,

that was interesting. So when I sit here and I tell people, I'm afraid of Laurel, everyone's afraid of Laurel. And it's not a fear, I guess it's more of a respect. As a competitor,

she is the most dominant female. And the only person that's even close to her, in my opinion, would be like an Emily Schramm because she was just a physically dominant presence, too.

But they never did a season together. That's interesting. So yeah. So just something to know. Can't wait for you guys here that Laurel interview is coming in a couple weeks. So stay tuned for that. I do want to see, though. I can't wait to see, you know, now that it's pretty much set up, we get to see like Laurel's kind of.

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