The Zach Nichols Podcast - Battle of the Eras EP. 12 Review! | ZNP EP. 76
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Oh yeah, we are so back.
We are so fucking back.
You see chat posted that?
We are so back.
Bro.
I have a good chat story, but I might have to save it.
All right.
Did you clap?
Do we have the clap?
We did.
There you go.
We are back.
We are back.
In the studio in Boring Old Michigan, back from New York.
after a long, tiring, brutal, fun, hilarious, successful trip.
No longer lost.
Oh, no, I'm not lost anymore.
No longer lost.
The McAllisters are back.
I once was lost, but now I'm found.
Yes, it's great to be found.
It is great to be found and seen.
Yeah, and seen and, you know, all the good stuff.
It's better to be seen.
It is.
It's been glorious weather here in Michigan.
It was really nice in New York, too, while we were there.
Big love for New York, man.
Wonderful.
I need to be there more.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, full.
weather I must say.
60s in November.
I'll take it so much that we were on the golf course yesterday.
We were in short sleeves also.
Yeah.
Michigan.
Yeah.
I wore my tech vest, but it was a little warm.
Big Fettuccini.
He had a birdie on 17.
Get a round of applause.
A legit birdie.
No, no, no.
We don't celebrate Mulligan birdie.
No, it was a real birdie.
Not only was it a birdie.
It was like 288.
yard drive.
Yeah.
Gee,
you know what I'm saying?
Don't get involved.
I've had a birdie before.
She says one thing in the last six months from behind the helm and it's the shit on you.
There's your son.
Thanks.
Thanks, G.
Thanks,
G.
Yes,
it was a legit birdie.
I've had a birdie before.
I was just explaining it.
Sand wedge,
about 115,
landed about a foot and a half from the cup.
Sunk it.
Yeah,
I wasn't the only one.
Like the Titanic.
I wasn't the only one with the spectacular shot.
You hit.
a 40 foot uphill birdie or i'm sorry uphill you know i think it's a fay par but it was unbelievable
on 16 right before the whole before we got hot something was happening during those couple holes
it was magical yeah it was it was it was like the lord looked down on us and was like bless you yes
i literally hit that pot and looked over it was like that's good yeah you Zach walked it up and
it's different walking a cup a put in from five feet in but when you walk it up from 40 feet
You're basically halfway to the cup and it sinks.
This is the best part of my life.
Unbelievable.
It was a great day yesterday.
It was one of the best days of my life.
I had on the golf course.
Such a good time yesterday.
Yeah.
I felt light.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
In fact, I felt rich.
Yeah.
No, I'm telling you, I did, I felt different.
It really did.
I felt lifted.
I felt lifted.
Higher than the ceiling.
It would be.
It is the ultimate feeling.
I know.
I got lost there.
Anyways, my R&B skills aren't where they should be.
Yeah.
Is the R&B?
It is R&B.
Or is that pop?
I would say it's R&B, hip hop, you know, in that mix.
Who sings that?
Baby Bash.
Oh, that's pop.
You got me lived there.
Yeah, that's the shit, though.
That's from our early 2000s.
That was like the activity night, the middle school dance nights.
Activity nights.
Michigan or Brighton, at least, we had dances once a month.
They're called activity nights because there wasn't just dancing.
But if you were anyone who knew anyone, you were out there on the dance floor, grinding.
Oh, yeah.
The closer you were to the center.
That's where the stuff happened.
That's where it got sneaky.
That's where the big Fedonini did his best work.
Oh, for sure, man.
I still, I might have to bleep this name out, but
asked me to dance, and I was just not about it.
And I was just was scared.
I didn't know how to, I didn't have any game.
Was that the slow dance?
Yeah, the slow dance.
Yeah, there really wasn't a lot of fast dancing back then.
The grinding started in high school.
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't grind in middle school, thank God.
Yeah.
But I had to bring a couple extra pairs on these.
Couple extra pairs of briefs.
That's, those are back in the days where you wore the underwear,
the shorts and then the pants on top of it
sometimes tearaways. Everyone did that?
I did it. Mild be like, why are you wearing basketball shorts under your jeans? I was like,
what if a game breaks out?
Literally. Got to be able to strip down. Yeah, you got to, you know,
have flexibility. Exactly. Some people
have flexibility in this episode. Real quick, any final thoughts
on New York? I love New York.
It was a blast.
We'll be back. I think it was one of my better performances at a live show.
So if you're interested in that set, you might
want to buy it where it's going to be uh we're going to put it up for sale on the patreon we sure are
it's going to be good very soon if you're hearing this obviously it's not out yet but it will be out
within like a week after you hear this so sometime next week and we'll continue to promote it so you
and find it mom was out there aka jena getting loose on stage oh she was having fun dropping bombs
actually she did have some tea actually yeah i was even a little bit no it was disturbing no it was disturbing
it was like oh you really that's where you're going to go yeah the tea was
hot from my wife. I feel like that's funny
because everyone's been asking her for a pod
from Jenna and everybody's been asking for her on the mic.
I think she knows that once she gets a
hold of this thing, it's going to be
scorched her. There'll be nothing left
in the studio besides a microphone, her
part of the couch and ashes. We're going to know everything
about you and we're just going to have so much
ammo to just get at you.
Yeah, all she wants to do. She literally
wants me to be the butt of every joke. She's
my favorite person. It's not cool. It's a lot of fun.
It's a huge
struggle in our relationship.
So we come back from the math and crates elimination to see Michelle leading the pack picking bananas.
You know, Mia and Jordan.
Yeah, but you know what's funny when they walked in?
Did you see who was sucking on her ass?
Jenny?
Yeah.
You literally, less than 48 hours ago told her, I don't care who goes in, especially if it's you,
but you're the easier one to lose to Naya.
And then she's the first one to be sucking her ass when she walks in.
And like, listen, there's got to be something to be said about, like,
the walk of shame like there's some proud walk of shammers this season
jenny josh dude they walk right up to the people they backstab and it's like
love you yeah yeah saw dude by the way did you hear me did you hear me cheering for you like i
wanted you to win so bad you're welcome for the opportunity to air for right yeah team teammates yeah
besties but jenny it's funny because recently and for those of you had tier two you guys saw
that car exclusive interview where she said jenny doesn't have to make fake relationships it's just
genuine, but it does seem like she is trying to gain a little bit of favor.
Oh, she's trying to play the game a little bit.
But what's funny is it's like, I had an epiphany on Jenny.
Like, yeah.
I'm like, who does she remind me of?
Who does she remind me of?
And then this episode, she's like, oh, yeah, I have the worst memory ever.
I'm like, Dory.
Dory from finding Nemo.
Jenny is literally Dory from finding Nemo.
Just keep swimming.
Just super lovable, super forgetful and just, you know.
But you're right, because there isn't really a vindictive bone in her body at all.
Oh, there is.
We saw it.
There's an addictive bone in her body.
I think she felt guilty.
I think she felt bad like that behavior was not on par.
She didn't even pick anyone.
She's just like, I don't fucking care.
Yeah.
And she felt guilty about it.
Yeah, for sure.
100%.
She pulled to Josh.
So that was great.
We know afterward, you know, like they pick bananas,
Nehemi and Jordan.
Afterwards, you know, Michelle's conferencing with Olivia and Kylan,
sitting the obvious.
Obviously, they have to win, but they think, hey,
Carr is kind of not on an alliance.
It's clearly a alliance versus alliance at this point.
She said, we just need bodies.
Yeah.
It's like a weekend at Bernie's.
Bring in the dead people.
Yeah, well, we'll think anyone.
Listen, for those of you who saw Carr in that cat suit and you can buy it and figure it out,
she's got a body on her and she wanted it.
Michelle did.
Oh, Michelle, I was like, I'm like, you're inappropriate.
Relax.
It's a kid show.
Michelle wanted.
Don't soil your shorts this early.
We still have an hour.
Carr is hot.
I got to tell you guys.
But that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about Michelle saying, hey, can we get Kara on our team?
Kara is just so aloof.
Like, she knows she should be making.
deals and she's just not. She's just totally just like, we're like, where's the, where's the,
where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the,
like, at the bar, she's just mac and down sandwiches. Like, she does not care.
This is a fun time. Yeah.
Well, we're, we might be seeing it on the, you know, I mean, she talked about a little bit
during the podcast, but you've said it always is the best car as the car with her feet to the fire.
But let me ask you this. If they kind of went to her and said, like, hey, like concrete, like,
can you like, officially join our alliance? Like, how would she respond to that?
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