The Zach Nichols Podcast - Battle of the Eras EP. 17 Review! | ZNP EP. 84

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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All right, welcome back to the Zach Niggles podcast. Welcome back. I'm here with old Chris Kringle. Oh, ho, ho. Yeah. I'm here for the hoes. That's my favorite joke about. About as close to Santa as you are as the hose.

Listen, I give gifts. If you came down my chimney, I will whoop your ass. Not before I have some milk and cookies. Not from me. Do the kids leave them out? Of course they do. Hell yeah, I'm going to have some. I don't drink the milk.

It's gross. Your house, leave an apple pie and some milk. No. No. Everybody knows why, you pig. I ate half of it. Literally a slice was like... I would have eaten a half if I got it,

but she did give me a solid quarter. I never thought... Solid quarter. I never thought you would be an apple pie person, to be honest. Why? That crumb crust? Unbelievable. Well, no, her crust is definitely out of this.

To die for. Yeah, it's unreal. One time, she did the crust with the brown sugar. You know what I'm talking about. And she took... Carmel, drizzle, and she drizzled caramel over that. Wow. It was a little, almost like if you didn't have a glass of milk, you couldn't get through it.

Wow. It's too sweet. Yeah, that's going to make me drizzle. Shut the fuck up. What are some of your favorite Christmas traditions? Man. Have any? Yeah, I might have talked about it last year, but we watch, it's a wonderful life every year.

It's a terrible movie. Hot chocolate. You watch it in black and white are colored. Black and white. Really? I can't do those anymore. Bro, I've just done it for 30 years. so it's very easy for me.

We made our sister-in-law watch it, and she's like, I don't get this movie. We're like, you watch it. My dad used to do it. Like, all right, we're going to watch, it's a wonderful life. Turn it on. Five minutes later, he'd be like,

so we'd all just leave it on and go upstairs, and then he'd wake up at like 3 a.m. And be like, oh, he's over? Yeah. Like stiff back on the floor. Yeah, George Bailey. I wish I had a million dollars, hot dog. If you know, you know, that's just a classic.

What's your Christmas tradition? I know, I know lasagna at the in-laws. At the in-laws, yeah. Jenna is like Santa's biggest helper. Yeah. Yeah, what's the new family tradition, the Nichols family tradition? Oh, I just think it's like a combination of both of our family. Like for me, Christmas and holidays in general is more about just like chilling and relaxing.

But Jenna loves chaos. So like she's like, I got to buy this. I got to get that. I got to get the kids this. I got to get the kids that. Then we're going to go here and we're going to do this. And then I want to throw a party on Christmas Eve. And I'm like, take a breath.

Yeah, chill. But, no, I'd say my... I got your Christmas card, by the way. Hell yeah. Dude, to my parents' house. Yeah. For those of you that haven't got our Christmas card yet, it's because I haven't gotten all the addresses for all my friends.

I know. I got like 10 emails and been like, hey, you need to get these addresses and I've done nothing. Yeah. Which is funny, but not really. She listens to this. But I bought the stamps. Yeah, they're bought. I buy, so I send all that stuff to my parents' house.

So I remember last year, Mary, my sister, who's 13, called me and was like, Um, Pierre Anthony turns two. Um, you're going to have to show up at this play place. But I was like, you're going to come with me, right? So I have a kid with me. She didn't come with me. She bailed on you. She's been too cool. Shut up to the Tramp Park, uh, kidless. That can get you in a lot of trouble. Yeah, I'm that guy. Yeah. Yep. I see you, uh, you wore your festive outfit. Oh, yeah, man. It's, uh, it's Christmas week. It's, it's time to, you know, bring bring the cheer. Oh, ho.

He picked it up from the tailors. I see. Yeah, man. Honestly, um, these pants are like, halfway down my thigh. They don't fit like last year. I'm just ballooning this year. Spiraling. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm thinking,

Jenny got, to me. I think I'm, I think I'm going to try OZempec or Mungaro. One better hit her up for the promo code. Yeah, I should. I should.

I should work with them directly to be like an endorser. I'd be like, hey, like, if I lose 100 pounds, so I get $100,000. $1,000 a pound? That'd be great. Yeah,

that would be nice. I'd hop on that too. Ozempick, hot at me. How much is this armway? Because I would need that. Anyways, my mom makes Polish food on Christmas Day. So like parogis and kabbas and sauerkraut.

And I always look forward to that. What is what's like in the parogi? Depends. There's different kinds. Is there cheese ones? Yes. But it's not like the cheese that you would eat. It's ricotta.

I eat ricotta. It's like it's like sweeter. Okay. So that's ravioli. Yeah. And then there's one. Yum. Then there's progis with like cheesy potatoes and, um,

Bro. Sourcrow. I think I'm Polish. All right. Lost me with the sourcrow. Well, yeah. I mean, sourcrow's a acquired taste.

Yeah. I can eat raw sourcrow out of the jar and the can. But that's also because I grew up on it. Yeah. Nah, I'm not going to judge. I'm not going to judge a traditional thing. It's really good for your stomach.

Actually, that's not traditional. What's traditional is to put it in a crock pot was Polish sausage. That's traditional. But I do love pierogies and we don't get them very often because it's a project to make pierogies. Yeah.

How do you feel about it not being, it's very close to Christmas and it's not being sledding weather. It's like a double-edged sword. It's like we should be able to go sledding, but at the same time, get the fuck out of here, snow. I haven't had to change my tires. And I know the second that snow hits,

I'm going straight to Bell Tire or discount. Whoever gets me the better deal. Hollow at me. Go to Costco. They have better deals on. Costco? Mm-hmm. I haven't had the best experience.

I love Costco, but I haven't had the best experience with Costco. With their touch. I have a great experience with them. Well, I'll give them another shot. Give home Mac another shot. Yeah. So anyways, we have episode 17. We do.

This was, this was, I think there's like a lot of hate going towards this season right now from what I've been reading online. But like, as far as this episode goes, I don't know if people understand how spoiled they are. In terms of the cast and how awesome it is. No, in terms of the epic eliminate, like that to me, this was one of the most epic elimination rounds we will ever see. Wow. I think so. I mean, it's essentially. That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast.

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