The Zach Nichols Podcast - Big Brother 26 EP. 1 Review | ZNP EP. 55
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Welcome back to my podcast, Zach Nichols.
We should have named it Zachary Nichols podcast.
How soft would that be?
I mean, we get, you know, the LLC is amendable.
We can't do that.
Anyways, it looks like you have a busted up headphone.
What's going on with that?
Oh, man, you know what?
We all know what that's for.
There's an assassination attempt earlier this week.
They tried to kill somebody.
Did you ever think that would happen in our lifetime?
No.
I know.
That's incredible.
And I don't like, what I don't like,
was even after that, that should be something
that brings our country together.
Uh-huh.
And people were literally Jack Black and others,
people in my DM saying they wish he wouldn't have missed.
If you really think that,
you need to get the hate out of your heart.
What's wrong with you?
Because if there's an assassination in a time of time,
the only people that I don't care
to get assassinated with like a pedophile.
Right.
A rapist.
somebody
or a murderer
but I don't think
President Trump
is any of those things
whatever you have to say
about President Trump
his transgressions
no different
than any other politician
at the end of the day
you're talking about
killing somebody
and at the end of the day
you're talking about
the freedom of assembly
the freedom of speech
fair elections
a democracy
I mean
fair elections
throughout the window
our whole country's
freedom was attacked
in that moment.
And for anyone who's not condemning it,
you're not an American in my eyes.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I would condemn anyone, any politician getting assassinated.
That's not...
Exactly.
That's just sickening.
It was a disturbing, it was a very disturbing day.
However, I had had goosebumps about how he responded to it ever since.
Dude.
If my grandpa is getting shot at,
because we are talking about a grandpa here.
We're talking about someone with grandkids in high school, like getting married, close to getting married age.
And if my grandpa gets shot at, bullet nicks his ears and he gets up, fight, fight.
Not only did he yell fight.
He fought through people trying to get him off of the stage.
Oh, yeah.
There's a whole lot of things that went on there that day that are still up in the air and questionable.
Like, why was that kid able to bring a ladder to that building?
why did the Secret Service and the police know about him for minutes before it happened?
Why was nothing done?
Great questions.
We need answers.
And Uncle Don made it to the RNC.
Actually, his granddaughter gave a speech at the RNC.
Oh, yeah, that was awesome.
Did you watch it?
I didn't see it catch that part yet.
So what?
You are the worst Catholic I've ever met in my life.
You really are.
What is being a Catholic?
You're like, all right, I didn't see that.
But it was awesome.
No.
What I do know.
was awesome was you're right and I think his
grandson as well spoke and he said hey
I didn't see that I'm gonna be honest with the people I didn't see
that well I saw his granddaughter I saw
Don Jr. speak the I saw
the part where he's like you know the grandkids like yeah
he's just gramping me he brings me candy when my parents
aren't looking like that type of shit I was like that's what his
granddaughter said are you sure
we might be having one of those
one of those bets you want to bet that his
granddaughter said that I mean they could have both said it but I'm almost
positive that's what I saw or heard or whatever
I don't know now I'm fucking now you got me fucking questioning my whole
Yeah, you need to go to confession.
Anywho, I might be gone off that strong, guys.
I might be high in the sky.
If anyone goes to church with Pierre, make sure he doesn't take the Eucharist.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Peace be with you.
It always was with me.
And also with you.
We're having fun here.
I'm kidding.
I'm really excited.
Can we talk about some of our upcoming guests?
Do you want to keep it a secret?
I say we talk about them.
I would love.
Look, you know me.
I don't count the eggs until they're here.
So, like, I don't like to talk about it just in case.
they don't come, but if you have confidence, talk about it.
I mean, we won't talk about the next guest because he's been one hell of a guest to get on this couch.
He should be on his way.
We actually announced it on Instagram, so by the time they're hearing this, Brad should have been here.
Brad is on his way.
Yeah.
So I'm excited to talk to him because he really is.
Did you see any of the good, there was any good questions for him?
There's what you want me to, you want me to?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
So listen, we can, we'll save the guest because, you know, it's, you know, the anticipation.
But let's just say this.
There's been some moments that you have been yearning for that are going to happen within the next month.
That's all I will say.
Would have been some of your favorite moments thus far.
Give me your top three favorite interviews this far.
For sure, my favorite moment was you apologizing to Karra.
That was, um.
Yeah, you were blubbering like a little bitch.
I was.
It was, it was because you did a friend.
wrong and you apologize for it and um she like i saw her heart lift in that moment like literally lift
out of her chest like she was like i got my friend back which was really nice saying sorry it feels uh
feels good to do that for sure for sure it feels good for both people i feel like people helping people
it's powerful yeah this powerful stuff hey mike hey mike all right what's your favorite moment dude
i i thoroughly enjoyed last week's interview with uh susy and sarah i thought they were really fun to talk
to. They brought some great energy. They were hilarious.
Uh-huh. I'm glad you're talking about this because just so you guys know, our birthday,
both our personal birthdays and the show's birthday all in the month of August.
So one year, we're getting close to one year doing this. We're getting old, dude.
I'm old. I've been old. Just doesn't let me forget my age.
The show, well, I mean, three kids. You're not acting. You're not acting old. You're acting very
youthful over there. I'm like a fucking jack-row. You rabid? You multiply?
Guinea pig hamster go ahead I've heard it all
I don't know you've heard this for those of you guys who play club
Kino there's a multiplier times one times two times five times 10x
right now you're times three X can you get to five
can you get to 10 I think I could have you challenging me
you kind of yeah dude listen I didn't thoroughly enjoy the process
my favorite my favorite activity that was great well besides
well no it's my favorite one and then shortly after that would be golf and then
making fun of you
All three.
All three I'm really good at, too.
Yeah, and we're going to do all three of those next week.
Well, Jenna's not coming to San Diego.
I wish you.
Actually, it's funny.
I was sexy yesterday.
Are you going to be procreating in San Diego?
I hope not because you're Catholic.
For those, for those.
We'll take a poll.
Who's the worth Catholic?
Joe Biden or Pierre?
I ain't losing to that, my lawyer.
Yeah, I know.
No.
Yeah.
My transgressions are in my, you know, my,
community. His are in a world skill. So Joe Biden, for sure, is the word Catholic. But in terms of
procreating, I would love to meet a lovely young lady in Metro San Diego. That would be
spectacular next week. That'd be expensive. You know, we got a little, we got a little something.
We do okay. You know, thank God. No, I'm just saying like that would be an expensive. Oh, you're not
talking about dating her. No, no, come on. Look, that was actually a hilarious with Susie and Sarah
because I asked why did Sarah not date Jordan
And then Susie was like, no
But why didn't you fuck him though?
I just didn't know how I was like
Why am I thinking about marriage
And she's just right to it?
Because of your culture
I met Pierre's dad by the way
Oh yeah
One of the most intimidating dudes I've ever met in my life
Very I mean how long was that handshake?
Oh it was eye contact like I thought
I wasn't letting go until he let go
And I brought all the smoke on that handshake
He did he did
I was a little scared
I was a little scared just because, you know, my dad, obviously, like, if you guys haven't figured it out, like, I don't do something conventional.
And my dad is very conventional and traditional.
And I'm very unconventional.
Except for my family.
That's a very conventional thing.
You were keeping it like Billy Madison when he's, like, sitting good.
Like, you were keeping it really.
Dude, I'm not Eddie Haskell and I got to be.
I didn't curse once.
No, you did it.
You kept it tight.
And I played so bad.
I should have been cursing.
Yeah, you should have been, you know, doing it all.
But it was funny.
I played so bad that I tied to.
We got to we have to record your laugh so that I can just like like because it is a very distinct
because I'm not annoying.
It's just distinct.
It's like it sounds like a hippopotamus smoked 12 packs of cigarettes.
It's not what it sounds like.
That's what it actually fucking is.
Hold on.
Where the fuck is my vapor?
Oh my gosh.
You're going to do that now?
Yeah.
In front of everybody.
And they know what it is.
Is it?
is that nicotine or is that marijuana?
No comment.
We'll find out in about an hour and a half when he makes a he calls it greets.
If I start rapping, you know what it is.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
That happened.
I can't believe you did that on air.
I didn't do anything.
All right.
Listen.
San Diego, man.
Get your tickets.
One more week.
You know what?
It's a good trip for you.
the kids, the family, because it's the same weekend as
San Diego Comic-Con. Comic-Con. Exactly.
You want to get, you know, you want to get wild
on Sunday and come to show us on Saturday.
If we sell
out, one of the nights I'll be
going to my favorite barbecue place there
and we will announce which night it is so you can meet us there.
I think that'd be pretty fun and I think the owner, who doesn't
know that I'm going to do this, would appreciate it.
Well, he would definitely appreciate it. That's actually a great
gift because a lot of the, there's no
meet and greet left. So if you want to meet
Zach, you've got to come to the GA,
And at the GA will...
Did I already say what kind of food it was?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you did...
Well, only the OG fans will know, because you said a couple weeks ago.
So...
My favorite... Listen, but...
Okay, my favorite barbecue place in California is there.
I have a whole list of food I got to eat while I'm there.
But one of the places I want to go to is Phil's barbecue.
And if we sell out, which we're pretty close, right?
Yeah.
If not already there, I will announce when I'm going there,
and we can all just have a...
Just eating pig and pork and beef and pig and pig are the same thing.
thing. I love that. But going back to the old real world. That's where it all started.
We're not going to go back to the house, though. I decided. What? Why did you decide? I don't want to go.
Fuck that, dude. We're going. You can go. I'm going to drug you up. It's a big rental. It's not even owned by
anybody. It's owned by like a rental company. Really? Looked it up. Yeah. Well, they filmed other shows
there. They filmed, you know, some other shows. I forget which one's now, I'm drawing up, but I looked it up
when you said we should go back.
I was like, I'd like to see it.
You remember the address?
No, I could get you there, though.
Okay.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I could get there easily.
Like just mental turns?
Yeah.
Damn, dude.
You just got to give me to Pacific Beach.
I don't know how to get to Pacific Beach.
Yeah.
But once you get me to the Pacific Beach, I'll get you there.
Where it all started.
Where it all started.
We might have to, I don't know.
We got some tricks up our sleeve.
Anyways, that'll be fun.
Should we try to serve?
I mean.
Well, I know how to serve, but should we go?
I mean, I don't, you know.
Can you serve?
Have you ever served?
I'd give it a shot.
No, I've never served.
No, I never served.
But I got good bail.
How'd basketball go last night?
Dominated, absolutely destroyed.
Yeah?
Absolutely destroyed.
I had one airball, though, from three.
Well, you shouldn't have shot a three.
You're not a three-point shooter.
Don't grace me.
Listen, don't say that.
That's my coach.
I know, I'm just playing.
But I hope he listens.
It would be funny if you actually heard it.
I don't think you'd listen.
Listen, when it comes to coaching, it's all about empowerment.
If I'm open, I got a shooter.
It's just part of the offer.
I explained to you how.
I explained to you how it empowered me.
Yeah.
How would empower you?
What he, his, his philosophy.
Oh, no, I know.
That's what made you all conference.
Allstate.
In basketball?
Yeah, I was like fourth or fifth team all state.
Let's go.
Oh, dude.
I made it rain out there.
I told you I shot 75 or 80% from the line my senior year.
Yeah, you see how I'm not questioning it?
Because I remember how fucking amazing you were.
That's why I kept that all, but it's basketball, though.
Allstate is no joke.
Yeah, I was not first team.
I was, I think I was fourth or fifth a team.
Awesome.
But I was like a center.
Six, four.
Hey, it's BHS, baby.
Okay, so anything you want to talk about?
By the way, we're covering Big Brother today.
If you haven't figured it out, we did announce it.
I think we'll cover Big Brother not regularly.
Yeah.
Because they do so many episodes, it would get really boring.
But I think it'd be a good opportunity to get some of our favorite Big Brother people back in the house, have them on the couch.
Yeah.
Tiffany, I'm calling you out.
That's a great.
I would love to have Tiffany on here to talk Big Brother because she's, you know, she did it.
Maybe Kylin.
Yeah.
Big D would be a good one.
That is.
I'm glad he brought that up because there has been a, I've been thinking, I'm like,
who's going to be our first return guest?
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