The Zach Nichols Podcast - Cutthroat Episode 9 & 10 Review with Jordan Wiseley! | ZNP EP. 188

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

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Welcome back to the sack nipples podcast. Thirsty. Did I just say. Thirsty nips. Did I just say sack nipples? You did. Oh, my bad. Must have been those mountains.

Anyways, we're back, SD, volume three. And we're kicking it off. This is the calm before the storm. Yeah. The storm hasn't arrived yet. What are we got? A couple hours until it began. People start flowing in.

Yeah. It's going to be weird at that point. It's going to be wild in the house. We want to cover this week's episode. without a guest because we want to fucking do it. Well, no one's here yet. No one's here yet. We could get Leon on here, but you're not a PR train Leon.

So. Yeah. Do you notice anything different about me? Two things. Number one, you're wearing jeans and I was just staring at you because I don't think I've ever seen, A, you wear jeans or be a human of your size wear jeans. Number one, number two. And I don't think I've ever seen your feet.

That's right. I'm running the Jake Owen. It's a barefoot blue gene knot. It's a barefoot blue gene knot. All right. Everyone's canceling the podcast. Bleep and cover that. Cover those toes. Cover the feet. Everyone is canceling their subscription now. Please don't. But Pierre's feet can be described as ratchet. No, they're not. All right. Let's be honest. You need you need a petty. Really? Oh yeah. You got something. Listen, I have ogre feet in terms of them being like big and clunky. but they are pretty though they're pretty for big big i mean i know you can't say that but i can say i got big pretty feet like giant feet but they're pretty if shrek yeah shrek's feet came alive those would be 100% i said ogre feet yes that's yeah that's where i would have gone with yeah so it's a barefoot

blue jean night full moon shining bright oh speaking of full moons you know you had a plumbers crack today where where where did i have this plumbers crack so in the comfort of of my own home. You have guests. Okay. I walk out. I walk out. My God.

Pierre's watching clips of himself from 99 to beat. Leaning over. Druling. And I'm like, I got a picture of it. So I got a picture of dude. Should I show the camera? No. No.

Okay. You can show me. You can show me. I do have to show a picture to the camera though before we start. What is it? My DMs have been flooding. Oh, whoa. And they're all the same picture.

And every single person. has been like, why is Pierre standing like this? And, oh, okay. I have to show it because I've gotten several messages about this. The one where I look like a pair, like a pair of the fruit. Who stands like this? Yeah, that one. Bro, they tell you to stand completely still.

Can I tell the story behind that? I know that. Can I tell the story behind that? Can I tell the story behind it? So the story behind that is you go on the show, they tell you to like, hey, like stand in the circle. Bro, the circle is like, you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to get my whole body in the circle.

Like, you know what I'm saying? So I can't stand normal. I love to call Ken and Aaron Andrews and tell them that they were sizest because that circle was way too small because now it makes sense. It does. Now I have your back. I'm trying to fit into the, because, okay, the light shines from the top. And they're like, stand into the circle.

Stay in it. Stay in the circle. And it's not one size fits all. No, that's what we learned from that picture. If I'm standing like how they, they'll tell you when you're playing defense and basketball, like keep your shoulders where your feet, feet your shoulders, right? A little bit like this. But no, I have to fit into that circle.

So yes, I look like a pair. You know what I mean? Like, it is what it is. You know, I definitely look fucking stupid though, for sure. I'll admit it. It's dumb. At least you got to laugh out of it. Well, at least now I'm not the only one on this podcast.

Who has looked stupid on national television? So let's get this straight. Today I've had ass crack. I've had no talking in episode one of 99 to beat. No talking yet a lot of reaction shots, a lot of people making fun of me. I'm here for him. I'm here to laugh. But listen, they're talking about you.

That's right. That's right. And most of the time when people talk shit, it's because they're jealous. I'm jealous. Of what? Listen, one person on this podcast has not been on TV in the last eight years. And one person's been on there every week for the last two weeks and will be for, we don't know.

And we are covering that. It's called 99 problems. If you've noticed, you might not think I cover it because none of the clips have me in them. You're in all the clips. You're in all the clips. You're in all the clips. You're in all the clips.

You're in all the clips. That was just a joke. He's literally the let people are like, oh, he's so funny. I'm like, yeah, he is. Yeah, he fucking is. So, yeah, 99 problems and they're all me. They're all me. Every single one of them is that.

Well, we had a wonderful episode of the challenge that just aired less than 24 hours ago. Pretty crazy. Officially been like, yeah, 15 hours. Yeah. I loved it. I thought it was great. I think that could have been a first. First challenge episode ever to really just feature an elimination round.

Right. Two trials by combat. Yeah. So very, very exciting. I mean, let's just die right into the episode. We come back. Justin kind of squashes his beef with Tori after he called her a shit human, which, by the way, I was with both of them together over the weekend.

There's no beef here. It's all fake. Justin's hilarious. Not that Justin is fake. Those emotions in the moment were real. Yeah. But everything is heightened. She's not a shit human.

Not at all. Not yet, at least. I mean, she did hint at possibly what she might do with this money if they're able to win, but we shall see about that. Listen, she has a free ticket to the final. if I'm her, I'm telling everyone, like, listen, we're good because you don't want, listen, if someone is basically, I know someone's stealing half a mill and not giving me my cut, T.J. is going to blow the horn, and I'm going to sit down like an angry three-year-old named Lillianna Nichols

and not move. So that's what she's got to deal with right now, is she has to keep the peace. We're a team. It's all fair. But at the end of the day, like, that decision. Are you double thinking what you had said earlier? Do you think there's a chance that she might because look, this is what we know about Tori. The businesswoman, she's trying to build a book empire. By the way, go buy the Land of Lunch. If you haven't bought it in the other one, it's escaping me. But go get the land of lunch.

But land of lunch sounds like your neighborhood. Bro, I'm obsessed with it. It sounds like the place you live. Both of the, so both of her books, if you wonder why I'm such a Tory author fan, both of her books are about food that's alive and that you, that can be eaten. And she's a vegan. Yeah, bumble pee, right? A vegan who writes books about food that you can eat.

Let's just talk about the irony there, Mrs. DeHill. There's bumble pee, and there's another one. I forgot the other one. I take bumble peas every morning. 2 a.m. wake up, internal alarm time. Take a bumble pee. No, so anyways, we know she's a businesswoman. We know she's, you know, there's also her Tori 2.0 account,

which if you know, you know, kind of on that one, we on, you know. So anyway, she's a businesswoman, right? The way that she said it in the episode, there's a lot I can do with that much capital. That is only the way that a businesswoman talks. I mean, are you rethinking it? No, because I think ultimately she's a karma person too. And I don't think she wants bad karma.

But like when you're retired, people can't get back at you. So who knows? I'm just saying right now that is a very difficult decision. and here's the thing she doesn't have she doesn't have to take it all but she correct she can take most of it like take a nice chunk yeah like what if it's like hey you're all getting five grand anyways so you know maybe maybe she takes well you know right there's a mathematical way so as of right now there's still six people on the team i believe six people on the team that's less than 100k so you can go less than 100k or you chop it up how you want i think if she's not

taking it from Michelle. She's not like so... You think she's walking away with the equal amount that Michelle is? No, no, no. I don't know that. I don't, but I don't think she's like, listen, they have to win first. They have... You've been saying it like it's a fucking certainty, virtual certainty.

I have CT. I have Johnny. Yeah, they have to win first. And I think they can and will. But my point is, is I still think Tori's not taking the full bag. Okay. I don't. Do you think?

What do you think? I think that there's a good chance that she takes. takes more than she gives. I do. I think there's a good chance because at the end of the day, she's pulled her weight here. She's pulled her way. Was that her second elimination round? No. That was her first elimination round. So. But she's managed egos, which is not easy to do. No, no, not when one of them is Johnny and one of them is Justin and one of them is Will. I don't think CT's coming to the table with much of an ego this season. He hasn't needed to. He just threw it around in that first episode, but...

Yeah. So, I don't know, man. I, I would have a hard time not taking it all. I mean, especially now, right? Especially now after they made you fucking earn it in the sand. Now she has every right, because it's not

like she skated, right? I think that was everyone's problem with Adrienne is, who made you captain? Who died and made you captain? Right. And now it's like, oh, shit. Well, she has probably one of the most accredited solo wins on that season against Rachel. So. Yeah. Yeah, that, I mean, listen, that was really impressive.

She, they both earned it. So they both, now it's like official. Like, you didn't, you got voted by your team. And now you win an elimination round to seal the deal, no pun intended, to go to the final. You're in the final. Your ticket is punched. So now it's smooth saying like, honestly, like, if I'm Tory, I'm looking at the team and maybe thinking like, who is expendable to, make sure to chop the numbers down. Like who's non-essential for us to win this final? Like, who can we lose and still win the final to just make it so that there's less money that I have to give out if I do give it out? So I'm thinking like that at that point.

Right. I mean, in the first, and that's another credit to Tori, right? She essentially gives Chris what she wants for whatever reason, if it's to protect someone else in the future, if it's to make him happy, who she really likes. Either way, she thought Justin was expendable. her brilliance is him coming back and making a joke out of it. That's Tori's brilliance. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You know, so let's go through the episode step by step. Obviously, we see Justin comes back. Now that there are no more men on Blu-ray, how do you anticipate men's eliminations going or do you think there will be any? I think there has to be for the sake of the entertainment factor of the show. And unfortunately, that means that it's going to be. That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast.

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