The Zach Nichols Podcast - Final Reckoning Episodes 2 & 3 Review! | ZNP EP. 172

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

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Oh, wow. We are fucking back. Welcome back. Oh, my gosh. To the Sackles Pagas? Back on the couch. Bro, it feels good to be back here, bro. Feels sexy.

I know. It really does, man. Speaking of sexy. I actually got some action this week. Bro, no one needs to hear about that. Dude, it was great. From a guy? She has a guy's name.

I'll leave it at that. Jordan. She has a guy's name. I'll leave it at that. But that's not what we're here to talk about. Breaking news in the. challenge world right now. Like it literally just popped off 15 minutes ago. Um, basically for those of you who didn't know my stance on Anitaza, which is she's a legend. Yeah. She stood 10 toes down,

no bunions and went all in today and absolutely posted or said, she said one of the most legendary quotes from any challenger of all time. Dude. Play it. All right. I play it. Play the record. Challenge tease the source. People quote our shit all the time and repost our videos all the time and they don't give us for. Challenge T911. Challenge T911 is the source. I don't know what the podcast is from because they stole it from someone, but here's the recording. Here you go.

Also because I'm Travis Kelsey first. Sorry, and we'll just leave it at that. He likes black women. Taylor. Well, I hope. Oh my gosh. I don't know where that's from. If you guys, by now you know where it's from, but like Anisa,

you are a legend of legends. You are the queen of reality TV and you just became my second favorite female challenger behind my wife. So that would basically mean besides my family, you're my favorite female. That is incredible. And I texted Anisa and said, you're a effing legend. And she said, I'm glad I needed this because the Swifties are coming at me, which is no surprise. Because before I even knew Taylor Swift was a big deal, because I live under a rock, I said that Jenna was hotter than Taylor Swift. And I got absolutely obliterated. That's not debatable. That's not debatable.

It's not debatable, but I got obliterated in the comments, and I still, I agree to it, and I'm not going to change my stance. Jenna's way hotter than Taylor. My wife is hotter than Taylor than Travis Swift's fiance. That being said, Anisa, you just went at the biggest pop star, female pop star in the world, giving no fucks, and basically you banged her man. Whoa, Travis, Kelsey, welcome to MTV. This is what it's about.

We hit below the belt, baby. You stand no chance. We expose your past. And we hit you before the, you know what I'm saying? Before the Wi-Fi. All right. No, Anisa Ferreira in true MTV fashion. She just put it all out there.

Let's look through some of these comments because some of these comments are hilarious. Can we talk about Anisa's comments first? Because I did text her. Oh, you texted her. And Anisa said, anyone who knows Travis knows his history, it's all brown girls. Taylor is his first. and the whitest. Then she said,

I didn't know it was on Twitter too. I'm dead. Ha ha. People don't get how popular we were back in the day. Travis wasn't that big of a deal. Is it an absolute fact that Anisa Ferreira was a bigger star than Travis Kelsey? One million percent. I would argue that had he not gotten engaged to Taylor,

Anisa would still be a bigger star than Travis Kelsey. I'm going to press pause right there. He is a Super Bowl champion, one of the greatest headins of all times. Anissa twisted her ankle in a final. She's a legend. And I will not, do not, do not defame her on this couch. No, no, no, there's no slander. It's just, it's Travis Kelsey.

But either way, she bagged him, though. Like, she, she got there first. She's Chris Columbus when it comes to this. Listen, Anise is the goat of reality TV stars as females. Put Anis on every show. Every show. Every show. I don't care what it is.

What's the theme? Love Island. Traders. Doesn't matter. Anisa. If there's a show and she needs to be on it. Anisa. Agreed.

Done. I agree. Absolute rocket. Absolute legend in the reality TV world. Legend in pop culture. She needs to be on the front page of people with that quote. Yes. She was a legend at our Chicago live show, which if you don't have it yet, go by the live show, go by the pods.

They're incredible because of Anisa. She left halfway through with a suitcase. Halfway through. Not halfway through. She did leave towards the end, but she did the whole. Well, she was ill. Yeah, she was ill.

She was ill. She was ill. But she met everybody. She did her all. And she did her obligations. Yeah. She's ill. She's got us.

A toast to Anisa. A toast to Anisa. Can we get a round of applause for any time? We love you. Legend, Anisa. First, the NEPE show for Anisa, by the way. I want more. I wouldn't.

Anisa's invited to everything we ever do forever. Anisa's Cal Bell. We always need more Cal Bell. Yeah. No. There's no debate. If you disagree. you probably also don't chew big bread so fuck you yeah period um anywho we've been covering final

reckoning in the off season one of the longest the longest off season i'm a quality guy yeah it's all about the q i like the quality it's all about the cue quality assurance yes q a as they call it exactly quality Alexander nichols z qa and ziquan over here ziquan dude the longest break the longest time between seasons in our podcasting career. Is it a little scary? Yeah. But who gives us hope?

You guys. Thank you for staying locked in. We freaking love you guys. Thank you for supporting what we do in the off season because without that support, this show doesn't happen. So we're covering final reckoning and it's getting spice. Final cocketing. Rinal feckoning.

We're covering. That's what niece is to Travis. A little bit of rhinole feckoning. She gave them a rhino feckoning. of the old ritele feck. The old fact job. Final reckoning. I was having a horrible day until I saw that.

I was having an early bad day. The way our- America sucks ass. Play our mood. A fat, frumpy bitches name. Sorry. Sorry. That was low.

We're cutting that one. No, don't do it. No, we're going to bleep and cover that guy. Real quick, before we go on a final reckoning, Toy Story 5, I'm like super excited about it. Do you think it's going to be good? and are you going to take the kids when they get home? No, because they're going with their mother tomorrow.

That's number one. So, no, I will not be in two. I don't know if it's going to be good. Here's the reason. I haven't seen, I've seen bits and pieces from every Toy Story. I've only seen Toy Story 1 all the way through. So good. I'm an adult.

I play real sports. So Toy Story 5 to me, I hope it's good. They're introducing technology into the story. I hope it's better than Rocky 5 because Rocky 5 certainly sucked. You've been on a rocky kick. Every time I start to feel a little depressed, I watch Rocky and I just get so fired up. Yeah, you're missing the kids.

Rocky. Adrian! Listen, you're a douchebag. You know why you're a douchebag? Because Rocky asked me, or, Fracierre asked me if Rocky's movies were good. And I'm like, what? Well, you just mentioned that you hadn't seen all of Toy Stories 2 through 4. So, yeah.

Well, okay. Call him the kettle black here. So here's my thing. If I'm going to lose a man card, I'm not going to lose it because I haven't seen Toy Story Story. I'm going to lose it because I don't know anything about Rocky. Bro. No. No.

Rocky trivia. Who does Rocky fight in Rocky 3? In Rocky 3? The Russian. No, if that's 4. You're an idiot. Damn it. Yeah, dude.

That's bad. Bro. Okay. Who's the villain? Who is Lato Huggin' Bear? He's the big pink bear. In which movie? That would be Toy Story.

Damn it. Four. Three. Got your ass. I mean, we can see we're going bar for bar here. I think, listen, well, time out, time out, time out, time out. Again, Mancard gets revoked for not knowing shit about Rocky. Man card remains intact for not knowing shit about Toy Story.

I don't know about that. Absolutely. All guys, let us know which is more important to your man card. Toy Story knowledge or Rocky knowledge. We'll see what they say. Anyways. I got bo-peep's got fat tits. If you were but, wait, who has the, no, no, Woody has the romantic relationship with Bo Peep.

Let's just say she would have never left the crew and she would have had five kids by now if you were Woody. But you've had a nonstop Woody since you've married. No, there's been refractory confidence. Not according to the kid count. Anywho, um, Rinal feckoning. Oh, episodes two and three. You don't have to have sex for nine months, have a kid. You said it at once in nine months.

Sorry, I don't have sex. I don't know what that's like. You hooked up with a girl with a guy's name. Same girl you hooked up with the night before we left for Chicago. Bro, that didn't, that one didn't have. That one did not happen. Oh, she must be, she must be a fan. That one did not happen.

That didn't, that never happened. Then you lied about it because you were like, oh, dude, I'm sorry. I'm so tired because I was getting some ass last night. Final Reckoning, episodes two and three. That's why you almost fell asleep behind the wheel. Final reckoning, episodes two and three. Okay. Um, this cast is tremendous.

Uh, we come back to episodes two seeing TJ show the redemption house and a little glimpse of what's happening in the main house. Okay, between Kayla and Melissa. Everyone looks shocked. Jenna is distraught because one of her only numbers is likely gone. How did this affect her mindset towards the game moving forward? I don't think it affected whatsoever. Really? No.

Was she there to hang out with you or to hang out with Kayla? Okay. So Jenna has amnesia. She didn't care. Okay. Because here's, here's a thing. That, listen. That concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast.

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