The Zach Nichols Podcast - Final Reckoning Episodes 4 & 5 Review + the Nate Siebenmark Interview! | ZNP EP. 173

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

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All right. Welcome back. Zach Nichols podcast. We are here in the 26th year of our Lord. Yes. We have a year. We do have a guest coming this weekend. We had to reschedule him. Him.

He'll be here. We'll get that out to you guys as soon as possible. But we're just rolling with the OG squad today. That's right. We're keeping it. We're keeping it with the OG. We actually do have one small adjustment. Actually, I didn't even tell you about this.

We set up Michael's camera and his mic so he can, actually be involved in the show. Michael, you can go ahead and take some screen time here. Oh, so now he can fact check us. Yeah, so now we can get him all the time. There you are, Mike. Now we're fucking official. Yeah, now it's a real podcast. Now we have, we have visuals of behind so you guys can see what's going behind there. I should have taken off that freaking that drape back there so you guys can see my cool stuff, but. Bro, now it's like, it went from a double team to a menagerie twas. Raise your head. You ever had one of those? I'm not at liberty to say

if I've had a menager eto the answer, the politically correct answer, that would be no. No. Unless you count my wife's multiple personalities, then in that case, I've been gang banged. You've had a little rhino feckoning with

the multiple personalities. Yeah, if you take all my wife's personalities, yeah, I've gotten the breaks beaten off of me by 10 people. Wow. 10 blondes with green eyes all named Jenna. Just different personality. Well, that sounds cool. I know you didn't ask me, but I also have not. Yeah, I'm pissed too. Unless you, uh, I haven't. Unless you, um, count the, um, the, uh, the toothbrushes

that help get the job done when I couldn't. Or the, the, the, you've had a three way with Ben and Jerry. Oh, man. Hog and Daz. Um, why are we talking about that? Wait, where do we, oh, because we're, now we have a three piece. All right, Michael, welcome to the show. Have you ever had the, the opportunity of being in a monage, a twas? I can't say I have. The politically correct answer is no, I have not.

I would never. Guys, love you. Reach out to Netflix because Mike and Heather are in the runnings to be on the next season of Temptation Island. You guys, wait, first of all, have we said on the show? I did my work. Have we said on the show that Michael, you got engaged? Have we talked about that? Yeah.

We have, right? It's all downhill from there, buddy. Enjoy the next year of your life because it's going to be hell. Yeah, so we're happy to have you as part of it. He said, yeah, like you know. Yeah, well, that was a love love. Yeah. No, because everyone knows I disagree.

I think marriage is the most beautiful thing that there ever was. Probably why I don't have one because that's the way I think about it. But welcome to this menagerie. Michael, we're happy to have you. I'm officially locked up. But I still might switch to get from time to time. It's no longer ZMP. It's three dudes, one cup.

Three dudes, one blue suede couch and a whole lot of stains. Okay. Actually, we had a futon in college. And its name was stains. Dude, you sleeping on stains tonight? Only when you had a guest. Okay. All right.

Only when you're creating the namesake. Um, Rinal Feckoning. We're here to cover episodes four and five. I'm the guess because I was there. Yeah, okay. A little bit. Well, we'll jump right into it. Back to the main house, Kyle is kind of boasting to Carra about missing Polly and him

being a great guy. She tells him to suck her bleep. I wonder if she said Dariere or something else. Um, you walk into the kitchen to fill up your water bottle and Kyle looks over to you and says, yeah, Polly was a great guy. And you say, bro. He's a piece of shit. That's exactly what I said.

That's a bold-faced lie, and he's a big piece of shit. Did you actually feel that way at the time, or what, what, what did you think? Because this is before the whole spat, which happens later on in this episode here. No, I actually thought Pauly was like a mild-mannered young man. I was just joking around. You're just giving the game or something? Yeah, I'm just giving them what they want. I'm giving them what they need.

Also, timeout. Big shout-out, big congratulations to Tony and Alyssa Raines. Oh, yes. birth of ivory Monroe, eight pounds, and 11 ounces. That is a big girl. That's right. Alyssa, get your rest, put Tony to work. We got another volleyball player on our hands.

I'm assuming. Softball. He's a softball. They're playing softball right now. That's what his daughters are doing. Yeah, I'm assuming he's going to be a volleyball player. That's just what I think. Could be.

Let's not put labels on people. Well, volleyball's a cool sport. We're not. Okay. So anyhow, yeah, shout out to the Raines family. Another Catholic baby in the house. You know what I want to know. I want to know who the motherfucker was that was like,

volleyball is a great sport. Let's actually put skin tight shorts on these girls to make it that much more interesting. Bro. There's like basketball, they're wearing short shorts, but they're shorts. Track,

they're wearing bikini bottoms, basically. So that was great. They were pretty pervy back in the day. You can tell from like the old, like the original space jam, Lola Bunny was, had us thinking,

bestiality. But in the new one, she's got the baggie, the baggy shorts. she's yeah they desexualized things these days man my sister my sister was on the ball she's the captain of the volleyball team I'd show up they'd go here to see your sister no I'm here to see some fat asses in spandex actually thank you very much volleyball girls are so hot okay um we will move on um okay real talk one thing that was funny

about this scene you're like no he's actually a piece of shit I feel like we're missing the like that's everyday shit talk like who is the best everyday shit talk or just every day talking shit on the regular every single day. And I feel like it's missing in today's day and age. I'm going to give you a bunch of answers because there's a lot of them. Obviously, Johnny is great. I think I'm top tier. With the everyday talk.

Oh, just nonstop. Get me irritated and I'll talk shit all day. Kyle, incredible. Leroy, amazing shit talker. Devon is got to be up there. The usual suspects. Yeah, dude. Like, I'm nonstop talking shit all day long.

Yeah, the art is lost. We would love to see some of these newer cats. I don't know if I can't speak to the newer guys, but I got to believe that the same banter is still going on. I just don't think it's making the final cut. Interesting. I would love more of it personally. Yeah, I want more.

I want more banter. I think, like, the banter that we have isn't. I mean, if you get me, you've been around it. when you get Johnny, myself, Kyle, Devin, Tony, all in a room, it doesn't. It's just back and forth, ping pong. Like, I got to give Satan some credit because she's good at it. She's good at talking the shit. She's good at the banter.

She's quick-witted. Anisa, very funny, very quick-witted. We need to see. Oh, I thought we're talking, guys. Anisa's top-notch up there. Like, if we're talking girls, too, Anisa's- She'll embarrass you in front of everyone. Oh, Anisa is incredible.

He does not get it. Anisa's incredible. Marie. Oh, my gosh. Marie has a motor on her like you wouldn't believe. Marie's great. Carr has something to say. She'll drop.

She'll dis you in front of everyone. Yeah, but Marie is the best at it. Marie will roast you too. And she also, Marie can take it. Cara can't take it. Marie can take it and dish it and go back and forth. You know who's terrible at it? Who?

Kayla. Awful. Just the worst at it. I love Kayla death. Terrible at banter. Okay. Back at the. redemption house. We see Pauley and Natalie and enter, he realizes that they have life, even though

T.J said your time in South Africa has ended. It's not ended. You're in the redemption. Spoiler alert. We all knew there was a redemption house. I got to the bottom of that. I sniffed that out right away. Yeah, but with Jenna not returning your stuff. I've got my undies. So crazy. She left the country a week and a half ago. No underwear. Natalie feels great about joining her B. B.B. cohorts, Jose and Dave on. Gemmy knows her. She's getting outnumbered quickly. and then Polly kind of explains the game to the rest of the house. Jose then explains that Brittany is crazy and that chug cheated on her for a reason. Natalie's like, Natalie is like, I love her and Dave, I'm like, what can you love this girl?

So yeah, so right away, they don't get that. I don't get that. I mean, I love crazy people and enjoy them. Absolutely. Yeah. Who's the craziest person that you like, oh, that's actually my friend? Who's my friend? Who's the craziest person that you would consider a friend?

Jeez, that's a tough question. Nani is a good one. Like I said, Nani, she's crazy. She was actually back then she was much more crazy than she is now. Well, Jenna's fucking insane. We all know that. Jenna's crazy. Like I were talking girls or guys.

Kyle's off his fucking rocker. And you know what? Jordan's also pretty crazy too. Jordan's nuts. Jordan's insane. Like Jordan is off his fucking rocker. Yeah. Love him to death.

I mean, I, I'm crazy. So I get along with, like, crazy. The stuff that I've seen Jordan do is, yeah, it's off the fucking wall. Like, you wouldn't believe it. If you want to have a fantastic afternoon, go get a 12 pack of twisted teas. Feed them to Jordan and hand them a microphone. Done. The greatest evening you'll ever have.

It might get dangerous. People will get hurt, but, but like, Brittany, oh, Britney crazy lover. I mean, dude, I could go on for days about, Marie. Crazy. insane. Back at the main house, Shane is doing red light therapy and writing in his journal. A couple thoughts. Number one, Shane, he's a stud, man.

This guy, he looks great still. He's always working on his appearance. But number two, is he being a villain just making fun of Kyle with this fucking helmet on or what? The red light therapy for his hair. Uh, dude. Or is that normal for Shane? I mean, Shane's fucking crazy. But yes, I mean, I think it was like a, it was.

It was a huge, like, joke. He was making a joke out of Kyle. Yeah. But also, that concludes the free preview of the Zach Nichols podcast. So go to Patreon and subscribe to see the rest of the shit that we talk. Go do it now.